L O C K S
Chapter 1:
Luggage Locks:
Ok, you know those crappy locks that
you put on your luggage bags' zipppers... well, they are a bitch to open
with a screwdriver, cause you need something small to get up the twisted
inside of one... you can't smash it where you are, so use your paperclip.
Step 1: Straighten out the paper clip
|___|
Step 2: Make a bend, a tight curve
at the end |ø | of the clip to form a hook. |ø ø|
(use the opening of the keyhole to bend against) -----
Step 3: Keep twisting up and to the
left in a circular motion. If you get stuck, pull it out a little
and try again. +---------------------+\ If it is jammed, twist the clip
to | | break it, and remove as much of the clip | Hook--> _ / as you can.
Then jigggle in air, and the | <--Handle broken piece should fall out.
Note: The first time I did this with biokiller, at my gâandparent's
house, He got it and I didn't.. too bad we didn't know what we were trying
to do then :)
Fake Locks:
We all have seen fake locks.. the ones
that only take a screw driver to open, but you dont have one.. this takes
a second.
Bend the paper clip in two, next bend
the two ends together, and hold sturdy.
/---------\___ +-> \__________/-- <--Blade
| +--------
Handle Door Locks:
You're friend is locked in the bathroom,
or you locked yourself out, or, in my case, I use it to lock others out
while I am away. So, you need to open a door with a little hole in it.
there are two kinds.. turn and push.. In a turn, you need a flathead screw
driver, and you put it straight into the hole. Using a paper clip, just
make a loop like in the previous way, but this time, try to flatten the
heads of it, but be carefule, if it is pounded on too hard, it will become
flimsy and break... thats why I use really cool thick paper clips. The
second type of lock will cause much less fustration than the previous methor,
which I dont reccomend if you have anything that can be used instead. In
this really easy second method for the push door locks. Make the clip straight,
and push straight in... if you dont get it immediatlym try around the sides,
or next to the center.... some locks are made with the hole off-center..they
suck.
Chains:
Ok.. I tried this, and ALMOST got it
to work... it can work, but it take a bit of practice. This is how to open
chain locks from outside, once you have opened the door. This requires
a Large paper clip. Step 1: Push door open as far as it will go, Straighten
paper clip
Step 2: Put paper clip as far in as
you can still hold it reasonably well
Step 3: Close Door on paper clip so
it takes the shape of the door.
Step 4: open door, and pull out clip.
make a loop facing yourself
Step 5: Turn the loop upside-down.
Try to put the loop facing up so it catches the knob on the chain. Step
6: Close door and slide theclip up. When it stops, open the door a very
little bit and push out. Note: When I almost got this to work, I used 2
or 3 wired together, so it was long enough.
Computer locks:
My latest discovery.. I just did it!
I was sitting here, and I said "What the hell"... it worked, but then I
couldnt get it unlocked.. I tried 3 times, but then I got it... Bend the
clip in two.. then insert it with on head in the "gâoove" that the
lock is pointing to.. in other words... if it is in the locked position,
put one of the heads into the locked gâoove that should be on the
right side, not the one on top. put the other head on the opposit side...
so it is straight across. Then hold it firmly, and turn. It worked almost
immediatley for me... note.. I think there is a notch, or something that
must be knocked... so, when yoou turn, the notch, which is in between the
locked and unlocked "gâooves", is a little hard to turn, with the
paper clip, but I did it in a sec... nothing to it! [Paper Clip] /----------
| /-------- | | <--Use that part for leverage... this almost hurt my
baby soft skin \/ [The LocK] locked /--+--\ + gâoove | (þ)
| (þ) Off-center drawing of the center of the lock | + unlocked \___
/ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
F U N
Chapter 2:
Good old fuse popper/shocker:
Someone did this in my last school...
It can cause death, so don't do it unless you wear rubber gloves, or something
to stop yourself from getting fried. Once again, bend the clip in half.
Insert it into the socket in the bathroom or something... the shocker part,
is if your dumb enough to electrocute your self.
Cool Ring:
So.. big ass harry says he is going
to beat your ass after school... well, this wont help unless you use it
right, but get a large paper clip and roll it around a marker the size
of your finger, after you have straightened it out fool... Then, put on
the ring... bend the 2 ends so they face out.. I have used it to cut things..
works fine for me...
CB melt down:
You are trying to watch TV, when your
neighbor cranks up his 1900 Watt CB... it gives you bad reception... He
is breaking the law, and should be punished :) Sharpen a paper clip's end,
after you straighten it out, or use a pin But, this manual shows how to
use paper clips, so try this. If you dont want RF burn, do it with care,
when he isnt transmitting, or with protective clothing and gloves on...
Find his coaxial cable that should go to his antenna, and poke it in half
way.. when he keys up.. his system will melt down.. this can also cause
human suffering, or death. [Coax/Clip Picture] ---------+ ³ #1:Outter
Conductor _____³_____ [þ]:Core / ³ \ ³:Clip | #1 ³
| | [þ] | \___________/ Note: This needs the clip to be a conductor,
as well as all the others with electricity, so if the clip is coated or
plastic, it wont work.
Stop Doors from Closing:
If you are going somewhere that you
think you might be locked in or out, then get a large paper clip... use
a small something, like a pencil and wrap it around it. Put this in the
hole that is drilled in the frame of doors.. if it isnt long enough...
pull on each end.
Phree Phone Calls ala Bishop:
Bishop told me this.. I never got it
to work, but it does... Everyone has done it... put a paper clip connecting
the small hole under the keypad of a payphone to the metal in the microphone
in the handset. Dial your number... leave it in until the phone rings once
or twice. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------