How to get a fake
ID...
Ok, first of all,
there are many different ways to do this. I'll cover as many as I know
and pass on a cheap, almost perfect way which one of my friends invented.
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This is definitely
the most common way to get a ID. Just go to the flea market. The only problem
with this is that the lines show up black and there supposed to be red.
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This is the best,
but riskiest way. Borrow someone's birth certificate who's nineteen. Go
to the DMV (or DPS) and apply for a drivers license. When you show the
birth certificate, you'll have to swear it's yours and is real. And you've
got your ID!!! You could also just get a blank birth certificate just about
anywhere and fill it out and do the same. The only danger I can foresee
with this is if the certificate's owner has a license and the DMV cross-references
it or whatever it is they do and then come up with the same info for the
two of you!
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Here it is!! This
is the best way I know. Go to the DMV (or DPS) and apply for and ID card,
not an operator's license!!! In about 2 months, you'll get a ID card with
face front picture and a sticker on the back. Peel off the sticker. Color
xerox a nineteen-year-old's license, cut out the card part, place it on
yours and put contact paper over it. Presto! The only problems with this
is if the xerox comes out looking funny or if the utotem guys asks you
to take it out of your wallet so he can look at it, because you can barely
feel the little ridge where the part was added to the license. I did this
on mine and it's never failed me!
The third way is
definitely the cheapest: the ID will cost you $5 and the xerox $2. If you
go to the flea market you can expect to spend $10-15.
You could always
pay $25 at photoidcards.com