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The Elevator

William D. Howells

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III.

SCENE: Through the curtained doorway of MRS. EDWARD ROBERTS'S pretty drawingroom, in Hotel

Bellingham, shows the snowy and gleaming array of a table set for dinner, under the dim light of gasburners

turned low. An air of expectancy pervades the place, and the uneasiness of MR. ROBERTS, in evening dress,

expresses something more as he turns from a glance into the diningroom, and still holding the portiere with

one hand, takes out his watch with the other.

MR. ROBERTS to MRS. ROBERTS entering the drawingroom from regions beyond: "My dear, it's six

o'clock. What can have become of your aunt?"

MRS. ROBERTS, with a little anxiety: "That was just what I was going to ask. She's never late; and the

children are quite heartbroken. They had counted upon seeing her, and talking Christmas a little before they

were put to bed."

ROBERTS: "Very singular her not coming! Is she going to begin standing upon ceremony with us, and not

come till the hour?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Nonsense, Edward! She's been detained. Of course she'll be here in a moment. How

impatient you are!"

ROBERTS: "You must profit by me as an awful example."

MRS. ROBERTS, going about the room, and bestowing little touches here and there on its ornaments: "If

you'd had that new cook to battle with over this dinner, you'd have learned patience by this time without any

awful example."

ROBERTS, dropping nervously into the nearest chair: "I hope she isn't behind time."

MRS. ROBERTS, drifting upon the sofa, and disposing her train effectively on the carpet around her: "She's

before time. The dinner is in the last moment of ripe perfection now, when we must still give people fifteen

minutes' grace." She studies the convolutions of her train absentmindedly.

ROBERTS, joining in its perusal: "Is that the way you've arranged to be sitting when people come in?"

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MRS. ROBERTS: "Of course not. I shall get up to receive them."

ROBERTS: "That's rather a pity. To destroy such a lovely pose."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Do you like it?"

ROBERTS: "It's divine."

MRS. ROBERTS: "You might throw me a kiss."

ROBERTS: "No; if it happened to strike on that train anywhere, it might spoil one of the folds. I can't risk

it." A ring is heard at the apartment door. They spring to their feet simultaneously.

MRS. ROBERTS: "There's Aunt Mary now!" She calls into the vestibule, "Aunt Mary!"

DR. LAWTON, putting aside the vestibule portiere, with affected timidity: "Very sorry. Merely a father."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh! Dr. Lawton? I am so glad to see you!" She gives him her hand: "I thought it was my

aunt. We can't understand why she hasn't come. Why! where's Miss Lawton?"

LAWTON: "That is precisely what I was going to ask you."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Why, she isn't here."

LAWTON: "So it seems. I left her with the carriage at the door when I started to walk here. She called after

me down the stairs that she would be ready in three seconds, and begged me to hurry, so that we could come

in together, and not let people know I'd saved half a dollar by walking."

MRS. ROBERTS: "SHE'S been detained too!"

ROBERTS, coming forward: "Now you know what it is to have a delinquent AuntMaryinlaw."

LAWTON, shaking hands with him: "O Roberts! Is that you? It's astonishing how little one makes of the

husband of a lady who gives a dinner. In my timea long time agohe used to carve. But nowadays, when

everything is served a la Russe, he might as well be abolished. Don't you think, on the whole, Roberts, you'd

better not have come

ROBERTS: "Well, you see, I had no excuse. I hated to say an engagement when I hadn't any."

LAWTON: "Oh, I understand. You WANTED to come. We all do, when Mrs. Roberts will let us." He goes

and sits down by MRS. ROBERTS, who has taken a more provisional pose on the sofa. "Mrs. Roberts, you're

the only woman in Boston who could hope to get people, with a fireside of their ownor a registerout to a

Christmas dinner. You know I still wonder at your effrontery a little?"

MRS. ROBERTS, laughing: "I knew I should catch you if I baited my hook with your old friend."

LAWTON: "Yes, nothing would have kept me away when I heard Bemis was coming. But he doesn't seem

so inflexible in regard to me. Where is he?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "I'm sure I don't know. I'd no idea I was giving such a formal dinner. But everybody,

beginning with my own aunt, seems to think it a ceremonious occasion. There are only to be twelve. Do you

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know the Millers?"

LAWTON: "No, thank goodness! One meets some people so often that one fancies one's weariness of them

reflected in their sympathetic countenances. Who are these acceptably novel Millers?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Do explain the Millers to the doctor, Edward."

ROBERTS, standing on the hearthrug, with his thumbs in his waistcoat pockets: "They board."

LAWTON: "Genus. That accounts for their willingness to flutter round your evening lamp when they ought

to be singeing their wings at their own. Well, species?"

ROBERTS: "They're very nice young newly married people. He's something or other of some kind of

manufactures. And Mrs. Miller is disposed to think that all the other ladies are as fond of him as she is."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh! That is not so, Edward."

LAWTON: "You defend your sex, as women always do. But you'll admit that, as your friend, Mrs. Miller

may have this foible."

MRS. ROBERTS: "I admit nothing of the kind. And we've invited another young couple who haven't gone

to housekeeping yetthe Curwens. And HE has the same foible as Mrs. Miller." MRS. ROBERTS takes out

her handkerchief, and laughs into it.

LAWTON: "That is, if Mrs. Miller has it, which we both deny. Let us hope that Mrs. Miller and Mr. Curwen

may not get to making eyes at each other."

ROBERTS: "And Mr. Bemis and his son complete the list. Why, Agnes, there are only ten. You said there

were twelve."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Well, never mind. I meant ten. I forgot that the Somerses declined." A ring is heard.

"Ah! THAT'S Aunt Mary." She runs into the vestibule, and is heard exclaiming without: "Why, Mrs. Miller,

is it you? I thought it was my aunt. Where is Mr. Miller?"

MRS. MILLER, entering the drawingroom arm in arm with her hostess: "Oh, he'll be here directly. I had to

let him run back for my fan."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Well, we're very glad to have you to begin with. Let me introduce Dr. Lawton."

MRS. MILLER, in a polite murmur: "Dr. Lawton." In a louder tone: "O Mr. Roberts!"

LAWTON: "You see, Roberts? The same aggrieved surprise at meeting you here that I felt."

MRS. MILLER: "What in the world do you mean?"

LAWTON: "Don't you think that when a husband is present at his wife's dinner party he repeats the

mortifying superfluity of a bridegroom at a wedding?"

MRS. MILLER: "I'm SURE I don't know what you mean. I should never think of giving a dinner without

Mr. Miller."

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LAWTON: "No?" A ring is heard. "There's Bemis."

MRS. MILLER: "It's Mr. Miller."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Aunt Mary at last!" As she bustles toward the door: "Edward, there are twelveAunt

Mary and Willis."

ROBERTS: "Oh, yes. I totally forgot Willis."

LAWTON: "Who's Willis?"

ROBERTS: "Willis? Oh, Willis is my wife's brother. We always have him."

LAWTON: "Oh, yes, Campbell."

MRS. ROBERTS, without: "Mr. Bemis! So kind of you to come on Christmas."

MR. BEMIS, without: "So kind of you to ask us houseless strangers."

MRS. ROBERTS, without: "I ran out here, thinking it was my aunt. She's played us a trick, and hasn't come

yet."

BEMIS, entering the drawingroom with Mrs. Roberts: "I hope she won't fail altogether. I haven't met her

for twenty years, and I counted so much upon the pleasureHello, Lawton!"

LAWTON: "Hullo, old fellow!" They fly at each other, and shake hands. "Glad to see you again.

BEMIS, reaching his left hand to MR. ROBERTS, while MR. LAWTON keeps his right: "Ah! Mr. Roberts."

LAWTON: "Oh, never mind HIM. He's merely the husband of the hostess."

MRS. MILLER, to ROBERTS: "What DOES he mean?"

ROBERTS: "Oh, nothing. Merely a joke he's experimenting with."

LAWTON to BEMIS: "Where's your boy?"

BEMIS: "He'll be here directly. He preferred to walk. Where's your girl?"

LAWTON: "Oh, she'll come by and by. She preferred to drive."

MRS. ROBERTS, introducing them: "Mr. Bemis, have you met Mrs. Miller?" She drifts away again,

manifestly too uneasy to resume even a provisional pose on the sofa, and walks detachedly about the room.

BEMIS: "What a lovely apartment Mrs. Roberts has."

MRS. MILLER: "Exquisite! But then she has such perfect taste."

BEMIS, to MRS. ROBERTS, who drifts near them: "We were talking about your apartment, Mrs. Roberts.

It's charming."

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MRS. ROBERTS: "It IS nice. It's the ideal way of living. All on one floor. No stairs. Nothing."

BEMIS: "Yes, when once you get here! But that little matter of five pair up"

MRS. ROBERTS: "You don't mean to say you WALKED up! Why in the world didn't you take the

elevator?"

BEMIS: "I didn't know you had one."

MRS. ROBERTS: "It's the only thing that makes life worth living in a flat. All these apartment hotels have

them."

BEMIS: "Bless me! Well, you see, I've been away from Boston so long, and am back so short a time, that I

can't realize your luxuries and conveniences. In Florence we ALWAYS walk up. They have ascenseurs in a

few great hotels, and they brag of it in immense signs on the sides of the building."

LAWTON: "What pastoral simplicity! We are elevated here to a degree that you can't conceive of, gentle

shepherd. Has yours got an air cushion, Mrs. Roberts?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "An aircushion? What's that?"

LAWTON: "The only thing that makes your life worth a moment's purchase in an elevator. You get in with a

glass of water, a basket of eggs, and a file of the 'Daily Advertiser.' They cut the elevator loose at the top, and

you drop."

BOTH LADIES: "Oh!"

LAWTON: "In three seconds you arrive at the groundfloor, reading your file of the 'Daily Advertiser;' not

an egg broken nor a drop spilled. I saw it done in a New York hotel. The air is compressed under the elevator,

and acts as a sort of ethereal buffer."

MRS. ROBERTS: "And why don't we always go down in that way?"

LAWTON: "Because sometimes the walls of the elevator shaft give out."

MRS. ROBERTS: "And what then?"

LAWTON: "Then the elevator stops more abruptly. I had a friend who tried it when this happened."

MRS. ROBERTS: "And what did he do?"

LAWTON: "Stepped out of the elevator; laughed; cried; went home; got into bed: and did not get up for six

weeks. Nervous shock. He was fortunate."

MRS. MILLER: "I shouldn't think you'd want an aircushion on YOUR elevator, Mrs. Roberts."

MRS. ROBERTS: "No, indeed! Horrid!" The bell rings. "Edward, YOU go and see if that's Aunt Mary."

MRS. MILLER: "It's Mr. Miller, I know."

BEMIS: "Or my son."

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LAWTON: "My voice is for Mrs. Roberts's brother. I've given up all hopes of my daughter."

ROBERTS, without: "Oh, Curwen! Glad to see you! Thought you were my wife's aunt."

LAWTON, at a suppressed sigh from MRS. ROBERTS: "It's one of his jokes, Mrs. Roberts. Of course it's

your aunt."

MRS. ROBERTS, through her set teeth, smilingly: "Oh, if it IS, I'll make him suffer for it."

MR. CURWEN, without: "No, I hated to wait, so I walked up."

LAWTON: "It is Mr. Curwen, after all, Mrs. Roberts. Now let me see how a lady transmutes a frown of

threatened vengeance into a smile of society welcome."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Well, look!" To MR. CURWEN, who enters, followed by her husband: "Ah, Mr.

Curwen! So glad to see you. You know all our friends hereMrs. Miller, Dr. Lawton, and Mr. Bemis?"

CURWEN, smiling and bowing, and shaking hands right and left: "Very gladvery happypleased to

know you."

MRS. ROBERTS, behind her fan to Dr. Lawton: "Didn't I do it beautifully?"

LAWTON, behind his hand: "Wonderfully! And so unconscious of the fact that he hasn't his wife with him."

MRS. ROBERTS, in great astonishment, to Mr. Curwen: "Where in the world is Mrs. Curwen?"

CURWEN: "Ohohshe'll be here. I thought she was here. She started from home with two righthand

gloves, and I had to go back for a left, and II supposeGood heavens!" pulling the glove out of his

pocket. "I ought to have sent it to her in the ladies' dressingroom." He remains with the glove held up before

him, in spectacular stupefaction.

LAWTON: "Only imagine what Mrs. Curwen would be saying of you if she were in the dressingroom."

ROBERTS: "Mr. Curwen felt so sure she was there that he wouldn't wait to take the elevator, and walked

up." Another ring is heard. "Shall I go and meet your aunt NOW, my dear?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "No, indeed! She may come in now with all the formality she chooses, and I will receive

her excuses in state." She waves her fan softly to and fro, concealing a murmur of trepidation under an

indignant air, till the portiere opens, and MR. WILLIS CAMPBELL enters. Then MRS. ROBERTS breaks in

nervous agitation "Why, Willis! Where's Aunt Mary?"

MRS. MILLER: "And Mr. Miller?"

CURWEN: "And Mrs. Curwen?"

LAWTON: "And my daughter?"

BEMIS: "And my son?"

MR. CAMPBELL, looking tranquilly round on the faces of his interrogators: "Is it a conundrum?"

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MRS. ROBERTS, mingling a real distress with an effort of mockheroic solemnity: "It is a tragedy! O

Willis dear! it's what you seewhat you hear; a niece without an aunt, a wife without a husband, a father

without a son, and another father without a daughter."

ROBERTS: "And a dinner getting cold, and a cook getting hot."

LAWTON: "And you are expected to account for the whole situation."

CAMPBELL: "Oh, I understand! I don't know what your little game is, Agnes, but I can wait and see. I'M

not hungry."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Willis, do you think I would try and play a trick on you, if I could?"

CAMPBELL: "I think you can't. Come, now, Agnes! It's a failure. Own up, and bring the rest of the

company out of the next room. I suppose almost anything is allowable at this festive season, but this is pretty

feeble."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Indeed, indeed, they are not there."

CAMPBELL: "Where are they, then?"

ALL: "That's what we don't know."

CAMPBELL: "Oh, come, now! that's a little too thin. You don't know where ANY of all these

bloodrelations and connections by marriage are? Well, search me!"

MRS. ROBERTS, in open distress: "Oh, I'm sure something must have happened to Aunt Mary!"

MRS. MILLER: "I can't understand what Ellery C. Miller means."

LAWTON, with a simulated sternness: "I hope you haven't let that son of yours run away with my daughter,

Bemis?"

BEMIS: "I'm afraid he's come to a pass where he wouldn't ask MY leave."

CURWEN, reassuring himself: "Ah, she's all right, of course. I know that"

BEMIS: "Miss Lawton?"

CURWEN: "No, noMrs. Curwen."

CAMPBELL: "Is it a true bill, Agnes?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Indeed it is, Willis. We've been expecting her for an hourof course she always comes

earlyand I'm afraid she's been taken ill suddenly."

ROBERTS: "Oh, I don't think it's that, my dear."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, of course you never think anything's wrong, Edward. My whole family might die,

and"MRS. ROBERTS restrains herself, and turns to MR. CAMPBELL, with hysterical cheerfulness:

"Who came up in the elevator with you?"

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CAMPBELL: "Me? _I_ didn't come in the elevator. I had my usual luck. The elevator was up somewhere,

and after I'd pressed the annunciator button till my thumb ached, I watched my chance and walked up."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Where was the janitor?"

CAMPBELL: "Where the janitor always isnowhere."

LAWTON: "Eating his Christmas dinner, probably."

MRS. ROBERTS, partially abandoning and then recovering herself: "Yes, it's perfectly spoiled! Well,

friends, I think we'd better go to dinnerthat's the only way to bring them. I'll go out and interview the

cook." Sotto voce to her husband: "If I don't go somewhere and have a cry, I shall break down here before

everybody. Did you ever know anything so strange? It's perfectlypokerish."

LAWTON: "Yes, there's nothing like serving dinner to bring the belated guest. It's as infallible as going

without an umbrella when it won't rain."

CAMPBELL: "No, no! Wait a minute, Roberts. You might sit down without one guest, but you can't sit

down without five. It's the old joke about the part of Hamlet. I'll just step round to Aunt Mary's housewhy,

I'll be back in three minutes."

MRS. ROBERTS, with perfervid gratitude: "Oh, how GOOD you are, Willis! You don't know how MUCH

you're doing! What presence of mind you have! Why couldn't we have thought of sending for her? O Willis, I

can never be grateful enough to you! But you always think of everything."

ROBERTS: "I accept my punishment meekly, Willis, since it's in your honor."

LAWTON: "It's a simple and beautiful solution, Mrs. Roberts, as far as your aunt's concerned; but I don't see

how it helps the rest of us."

MRS. MILLER to MR. CAMPBELL: "If you meet Mr. Miller "

CURWEN: "Or my wife"

BEMIS: "Or my son"

LAWTON: "Or my daughter"

CAMPBELL: "I'll tell them they've just one chance in a hundred to save their lives, and that one is open to

them for just five minutes."

LAWTON: "Tell my daughter that I've been here half an hour, and everybody knows I drove here with her."

BEMIS: "Tell my son that the next time I'll walk, and let him drive."

MRS. MILLER: "Tell Mr. Miller I found I had my fan after all."

CURWEN: "And Mrs. Curwen that I've got her glove all right." He holds it up.

MRS. ROBERTS, at a look of mystification and demand from her brother: "Never mind explanations,

Willis. They'll understand, and we'll explain when you get back."

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LAWTON, examining the glove which CURWEN holds up: "Why, so it IS right!"

CURWEN: "What do you mean?"

LAWTON: "Were you sent back to get a LEFT glove?"

CURWEN: "Yes, yes; of course."

LAWTON: "Well, if you'll notice, this is a right one. The one at home is left."

CURWEN, staring helplessly at it: "Gracious Powers! what shall I do?"

LAWTON: "Pray that Mrs. Curwen may NEVER come."

MR. CURWEN, dashing through the door: "I'll be back by the time Mr. Campbell returns."

MRS. MILLER, with tokens of breaking down visible to MRS. ROBERTS: "I wonder what could have kept

Mr. Miller. It's so very mysterious, I"

MRS. ROBERTS, suddenly seizing her by the arm, and hurrying her from the room: "Now, Mrs. Miller,

you've just got time to see my baby."

MR. ROBERTS, winking at his remaining guests: "A little cry will do them good. I saw as soon as Willis

came in instead of her aunt, that my wife couldn't get through without it. They'll come back as bright as"

LAWTON: "Bemis, should you mind a bereaved father falling upon your neck?"

BEMIS: "Yes, Lawton, I think I should."

LAWTON: "Well, it IS rather odd about all those people. You can say of one or two that they've been

delayed, but five people can't have been delayed. It's too much. It amounts to a coincidence. Hello! What's

that?"

ROBERTS: "What's what?"

LAWTON: "I thought I heard a cry."

ROBERTS: "Very likely you did. They profess to deaden these floors so that you can't hear from one

apartment to another. But I know pretty well when my neighbor overhead is trying to wheel his baby to sleep

in a perambulator at three o'clock in the morning; and I guess our young lady lets the people below

understand when she's wakeful. But it's the only way to live, after all. I wouldn't go back to the old

upanddownstairs, houseinablock system on any account. Here we all live on the groundfloor

practically. The elevator equalizes everything."

BEMIS: "Yes, when it happens to be where you are. I believe I prefer the good old Florentine fashion of

walking upstairs, after all."

LAWTON: "Roberts, I DID hear something. Hark! It sounded like a cry for help. There!"

ROBERTS: "You're nervous, doctor. It's nothing. However, it's easy enough to go out and see." He goes out

to the door of the apartment, and immediately returns. He beckons to DR. LAWTON and MR. BEMIS, with

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a mysterious whisper: "Come here both of you. Don't alarm the ladies."

II.

In the interior of the elevator are seated MRS. ROBERTS'S AUNT MARY (MRS. CRASHAW), MRS.

CURWEN, and MISS LAWTON; MR. MILLER and MR. ALFRED BEMIS are standing with their hats in

their hands. They are in dinner costume, with their overcoats on their arms, and the ladies' draperies and

ribbons show from under their outer wraps, where they are caught up, and held with that caution which

characterizes ladies in sitting attitudes which they have not been able to choose deliberately. As they talk

together, the elevator rises very slowly, and they continue talking for some time before they observe that it

has stopped.

MRS. CRASHAW: "It's very fortunate that we are all here together. I ought to have been here half an hour

ago, but I was kept at home by an accident to my finery, and before I could be put in repair I heard it striking

the quarter past. I don't know what my niece will say to me. I hope you good people will all stand by me if

she should be violent."

MILLER: "In what a poor man may with his wife's fan, you shall command me, Mrs. Crashaw." He takes

the fan out, and unfurls it.

MRS. CRASHAW: "Did she send you back for it?"

MILLER: "I shouldn't have had the pleasure of arriving with you if she hadn't."

MRS. CRASHAW, laughing, to MRS. CURWEN: "What did you send YOURS back for, my dear?"

MRS. CURWEN, thrusting out one hand gloved, and the other ungloved: "I didn't want two rights."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Not even women's rights?"

MRS. CURWEN: "Oh, so young and so depraved! Are all the young men in Florence so bad?" Surveying

her extended arms, which she turns over: "I don't know that I need have sent him for the other glove. I could

have explained to Mrs. Roberts. Perhaps she would have forgiven my coming in one glove."

MILLER, looking down at the pretty arms: "If she had seen you without."

MRS. CURWEN: "Oh, you were looking!" She rapidly involves her arms in her wrap. Then she suddenly

unwraps them, and regards them thoughtfully. "What if he should bring a tenbutton instead of an eight! And

he's quite capable of doing it."

MILLER: "Are there such things as tenbutton gloves?"

MRS. CURWEN: "You would think there were tenthousand button gloves if you had them to button."

MILLER: "It would depend upon whom I had to button them for."

MRS. CURWEN: "For Mrs. Miller, for example."

MRS. CRASHAW: "We women are too bad, always sending people back for something. It's well the men

don't know HOW bad."

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MRS. CURWEN: "'Sh! Mr. Miller is listening. And he thought we were perfect. He asks nothing better than

to be sent back for his wife's fan. And he doesn't say anything even under his breath when she finds she's

forgotten it, and begins, 'Oh, dearest, my fan'Mr. Curwen does. But he goes all the same. I hope you have

your father in good training, Miss Lawton. You must commence with your father, if you expect your husband

to be 'good.'"

MISS LAWTON: "Then mine will never behave, for papa is perfectly incorrigible."

MRS. CURWEN: "I'm sorry to hear such a bad report of him. Shouldn't YOU think he would be 'good,' Mr.

Bemis?"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "I should think he would try."

MRS. CURWEN: "A diplomat, as well as a punster already! I must warn Miss Lawton."

MRS. CRASHAW, interposing to spare the young people: "What an amusing thing elevator etiquette is!

Why should the gentlemen take their hats off? Why don't you take your hats off in a horsecar?"

MILLER: "The theory is that the elevator is a room."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "We were at a hotel in London where they called it the Ascending Room."

MISS LAWTON: "Oh, how amusing!"

MILLER, looking about: "This is a regular drawingroom for size and luxury. They're usually such cribs in

these hotels."

MRS. CRASHAW: "Yes, it's very nice, though I say it that shouldn't of my niece's elevator. The worst about

it is, it's so slow."

MILLER: "Let's hope it's sure."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Some of these elevators in America go up like express trains."

MRS. CURWEN, drawing her shawl about her shoulders, as if to be ready to step out: "Well, I never get into

one without taking my life in my hand, and my heart in my mouth. I suppose every one really expects an

elevator to drop with them, some day, just as everybody really expects to see a ghost some time."

MRS. CRASHAW: "Oh, my dear! what an extremely disagreeable subject of conversation."

MRS. CURWEN: "I can't help it, Mrs. Crashaw. When I reflect that there are two thousand elevators in

Boston, and that the inspectors have just pronounced a hundred and seventy of them unsafe, I'm so desperate

when I get into one that I couldflirt!"

MILLER, guarding himself with the fan: "Not with me?"

MISS LAWTON, to young MR. BEMIS: "How it DOES creep!"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS, looking down fondly at her: "Oh, does it?"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Why, it doesn't go at all! It's stopped. Let us get out." They all rise.

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THE ELEVATOR BOY, pulling at the rope: "We're not there, yet."

MRS. CRASHAW, with mingled trepidation and severity: "Not there? What are you stopping, then, for?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "I don't know. It seems to be caught."

MRS. CRASHAW: "Caught?"

MISS LAWTON: "Oh, dear!"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Don't mind."

MILLER: "Caught? Nonsense!"

MRS. CURWEN: "WE'RE caught, I should say." She sinks back on the seat.

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "Seemed to be going kind of funny all day!" He keeps tugging at the rope.

MILLER, arresting the boy's efforts: "Well, hold onstop! What are you doing?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "Trying to make it go."

MILLER: "Well, don't be soviolent about it. You might break something."

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "Break a wire rope like that!"

MILLER: "Well, well, be quiet now. Ladies, I think you'd better sit downand as gently as possible. I

wouldn't move about much."

MRS. CURWEN: "Move! We're stone. And I wish for my part I were a feather."

MILLER, to the boy: "Eraerwhere do you suppose we are?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "We're in the shaft between the fourth and fifth floors." He attempts a fresh

demonstration on the rope, but is prevented.

MILLER: "Hold on! Erer"

MRS. CRASHAW, as if the boy had to be communicated with through an interpreter: "Ask him if it's ever

happened before."

MILLER: "Yes. Were you ever caught before?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "No."

MILLER: "He says no."

MRS. CRASHAW: "Ask him if the elevator has a safety device."

MILLER: "Has it got a safety device?"

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THE ELEVATOR BOY: "How should I know?"

MILLER: "He says he don't know."

MRS. CURWEN, in a shriek of hysterical laughter: "Why, he understands English!"

MRS. CRASHAW, sternly ignoring the insinuation: "Ask him if there's any means of calling the janitor."

MILLER: "Could you call the janitor?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY, ironically: "Well, there ain't any telephone attachment."

MILLER, solemnly: "No, he says there isn't."

MRS. CRASHAW, sinking back on the seat with resignation: "Well, I don't know what my niece will say."

MISS LAWTON: "Poor papa!"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS, gathering one of her wandering hands into his: "Don't be frightened. I'm sure there's

no danger."

THE ELEVATOR BOY, indignantly: "Why, she can't drop. The cogs in the runs won't let her!"

ALL: "Oh!"

MILLER, with a sigh of relief: "I knew there must be something of the kind. Well, I wish my wife had her

fan."

MRS. CURWEN: "And if I had my left glove I should be perfectly happy. Not that I know what the cogs in

the runs are!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Then we're merely caught here?"

MILLER: "That's all."

MRS. CURWEN: "It's quite enough for the purpose. Couldn't you put on a lifepreserver, Mr. Miller, and

go ashore and get help from the natives?"

MISS LAWTON, putting her handkerchief to her eyes: "Oh, dear!"

MRS. CRASHAW, putting her arm around her: "Don't be frightened, my child. There's no danger."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS, caressing the hand which he holds: "Don't be frightened."

MISS LAWTON: "Don't leave me."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "No, no; I won't. Keep fast hold of my hand."

MISS LAWTON: "Oh, yes, I will! I'm ashamed to cry."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS, fervently: "Oh, you needn't be! It is perfectly natural you should."

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MRS. CURWEN: "I'm too badly scared for tears. Mr. Miller, you seem to be in charge of this

expeditioncouldn't you do something? Throw out ballast, or let the boy down in a parachute? Or I've read

of a shipwreck where the survivors, in an open boat, joined in a cry, and attracted the notice of a vessel that

was going to pass them. We might join in a cry."

MILLER: "Oh, it's all very well joking, Mrs. Curwen"

MRS. CURWEN: "You call it joking!"

MILLER: "But it's not so amusing, being cooped up here indefinitely. I don't know how we're to get out. We

can't join in a cry, and rouse the whole house. It would be ridiculous."

MRS. CURWEN: "And our present attitude is so eminently dignified! Well, I suppose we shall have to cast

lots pretty soon to see which of us shall be sacrificed to nourish the survivors. It's long past dinnertime."

MISS LAWTON, breaking down: "Oh, DON'T say such terrible things."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS, indignantly comforting her: "Don't, don't cry. There's no danger. It's perfectly safe."

MILLER to THE ELEVATOR BOY: "Couldn't you climb up the cable, and get on to the landing,

andah!get somebody?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "I could, maybe, if there was a hole in the roof."

MILLER, glancing up: "Ah! true."

MRS. CRASHAW, with an old lady's serious kindness: "My boy, can't you think of anything to do for us?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY yielding to the touch of humanity, and bursting into tears: "No, ma'am, I can't. And

everybody's blamin' me, as if I done it. What's my poor mother goin' to do?"

MRS. CRASHAW, soothingly: "But you said the runs in the cogs"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "How can I tell! That's what they say. They hain't never been tried."

MRS. CURWEN, springing to her feet: "There! I knew I should. Oh" She sinks fainting to the floor.

MRS. CRASHAW, abandoning Miss Lawton to the ministrations of young Mr. Bemis, while she kneels

beside Mrs. Curwen. and chafes her hand: "Oh, poor thing! I knew she was overwrought by the way she was

keeping up. Give her air, Mr. Miller. Open aOh, there isn't any window!"

MILLER, dropping on his knees, and fanning Mrs. Curwen: "There! there! Wake up, Mrs. Curwen. I didn't

mean to scold you for joking. I didn't, indeed. III don't know what the deuce I'm up to." He gathers Mrs.

Curwen's inanimate form in his arms, and fans her face where it lies on his shoulder. "I don't know what my

wife would say if"

MRS. CRASHAW: "She would say that you were doing your duty."

MILLER, a little consoled: "Oh, do you think so? Well, perhaps."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Do you feel faint at all, Miss Lawton?"

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MISS LAWTON: "No, I think not. No, not if you say it's safe."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Oh, I'm sure it is!"

MISS LAWTON, renewing her hold upon his hand: "Well, then! Perhaps I hurt you?"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "No, no! You couldn't!'

MISS LAWTON: "How kind you are!"

MRS. CURWEN, opening her eyes: "Where"

MILLER, rapidly transferring her to Mrs. Crashaw: "Still in the elevator, Mrs. Curwen." Rising to his feet:

"Something must be done. Perhaps we HAD better unite in a cry. It's ridiculous, of course. But it's the only

thing we can do. Now, then! Hello!"

MISS LAWTON: "Papa!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Agneees!"

MRS. CURWEN, faintly: "Walter!"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "Say!"

MILLER: "Oh, that won't do. All join in 'Hello!'"

ALL: "Hello!"

MILLER: "Once more!"

ALL: "Hello!"

MILLER: "ONCE more!"

ALL: "Hello!"

MILLER: "Now wait a while." After an interval: "No, nobody coming." He takes out his watch. "We must

repeat this cry at intervals of a halfminute. Now, then!" They all join in the cry, repeating it as MR.

MILLER makes the signal with his lifted hand.

MISS LAWTON: "Oh, it's no use!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "They don't hear."

MRS. CURWEN: "They WON'T hear."

MILLER: "Now, then, three times!"

ALL: "Hello! hello! hello!"

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III.

ROBERTS appears at the outer door of his apartment on the fifth floor. It opens upon a spacious landing, to

which a wide staircase ascends at one side. At the other is seen the grated door to the shaft of the elevator. He

peers about on all sides, and listens for a moment before he speaks.

ROBERTS: "Hello yourself."

MILLER, invisibly from the shaft: "Is that you, Roberts?"

ROBERTS: "Yes; where in the world are you?"

MILLER: "In the elevator."

MRS. CRASHAW: "We're ALL here, Edward."

ROBERTS: "What! You, Aunt Mary!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Yes. Didn't I say so?"

ROBERTS: "Why don't you come up?"

MILLER: "We can't. The elevator has got stuck somehow."

ROBERTS: "Got stuck? Bless my soul! How did it happen? How long have you been there?"

MRS. CURWEN: "Since the world began!"

MILLER: "What's the use asking how it happened? We don't know, and we don't care. What we want to do

is to get out."

ROBERTS: "Yes, yes! Be careful!" He rises from his froglike posture at the grating, and walks the landing

in agitation. "Just hold on a minute!"

MILLER: "Oh, WE sha'n't stir."

ROBERTS: "I'll see what can be done."

MILLER: "Well, see quick, please. We have plenty of time, but we don't want to lose any. Don't alarm Mrs.

Miller, if you can help it."

ROBERTS: "No, no."

MRS. CURWEN: "You MAY alarm Mr. Curwen."

ROBERTS: "What! Are YOU there?"

MRS. CURWEN: "Here? I've been here all my life!"

ROBERTS: "Ha! ha! ha! That's right. We'll soon have you out. Keep up your spirits."

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MRS. CURWEN: "But I'm NOT keeping them up."

MISS LAWTON: "Tell papa I'm here too."

ROBERTS: "What! You too, Miss Lawton?"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Yes, and young Mr. Bemis. Didn't I TELL you we were all here?"

ROBERTS: "I couldn't realize it. Well, wait a moment."

MRS. CURWEN: "Oh, you can trust us to wait."

ROBERTS, returning with DR. LAWTON, and MR. BEMIS, who join him in stooping around the grated

door of the shaft: "They're just under here in the well of the elevator, midway between the two stories."

LAWTON: "Ha! ha! ha! You don't say so."

BEMIS: "Bless my heart! What are they doing there?"

MILLER: "We're not doing anything."

MRS. CURWEN: "We're waiting for you to do something."

MISS LAWTON: "Oh, papa!"

LAWTON: "Don't be troubled, Lou, we'll soon have you out."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Don't be alarmed, sir, Miss Lawton is all right."

MISS LAWTON: "Yes, I'm not frightened, papa."

LAWTON: "Well, that's a great thing in cases of this kind. How did you happen to get there?"

MILLER, indignantly: "How do you suppose? We came up in the elevator."

LAWTON: "Well, why didn't you come the rest of the way?"

MILLER: "The elevator wouldn't."

LAWTON: "What seems to be the matter?"

MILLER: "We don't know."

LAWTON: "Have you tried to start it?"

MILLER: "Well, I'll leave that to your imagination."

LAWTON: "Well, be careful what you do. You might"

MILLER, interrupting: "Roberts, who's that talking?"

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ROBERTS, coming forward politely: "Oh, excuse me! I forgot that you didn't know each other. Dr. Lawton,

Mr. Miller." Introducing them.

LAWTON: "Glad to know you."

MILLER: "Very happy to make your acquaintance, and hope some day to see you. And now, if you have

completed your diagnosis"

MRS. CURWEN: "None of us have ever had it before, doctor; nor any of our families, so far as we know."

LAWTON: "Ha! ha! ha! Very good! Well, just keep quiet. We'll have you all out of there presently."

BEMIS: "Yes, remain perfectly still."

ROBERTS: "Yes, we'll have you out. Just wait."

MILLER: "You seem to think we're going to run away. Why shouldn't we keep quiet? Do you suppose we're

going to be very boisterous, shut up here like rats in a trap?"

MRS. CURWEN: "Or birds in a cage, if you want a more pleasing image."

MRS. CRASHAW: "How are you going to get us out, Edward?"

ROBERTS: "We don't know yet. But keep quiet"

MILLER: "Keep quiet! Great heavens! we're afraid to stir a finger. Now don't say 'keep quiet' any more, for

we can't stand it."

LAWTON: "He's in open rebellion. What are you going to do, Roberts?"

ROBERTS, rising and scratching his head: "Well, I don't know yet. We might break a hole in the roof."

LAWTON: "Ah, I don't think that would do. Besides you'd have to get a carpenter."

ROBERTS: "That's true. And it would make a racket, and alarm the house"staring desperately at the

grated doorway of the shaft. "If I could only find an elevator manan elevator builder! But of course they all

live in the suburbs, and they're keeping Christmas, and it would take too long, anyway."

BEMIS: "Hadn't you better send for the police? It seems to me it's a case for the authorities."

LAWTON: "Ah, there speaks the Europeanized mind! They always leave the initiative to the authorities. Go

out and sound the firealarm, Roberts. It's a case for the Fire Department."

ROBERTS: "Oh, it's all very well to joke, Dr. Lawton. Why don't you prescribe something?"

LAWTON: "Surgical treatment seems to be indicated, and I'm merely a general practitioner."

ROBERTS: "If Willis were only here, he'd find some way out of it. Well, I'll have to go for help somewhere"

MRS. ROBERTS and MRS. MILLER, bursting upon the scene: "Oh, what is it?"

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LAWTON: "Ah, you needn't go for help, my dear fellow. It's come!"

MRS. ROBERTS: "What are you all doing here, Edward?"

MRS. MILLER: "Oh, have you had any bad news of Mr. Miller?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Or Aunt Mary?"

MILLER, calling up: "Well, are you going to keep us here all night? Why don't you do something?"

MRS. MILLER: "Oh, what's that? Oh, it's Mr. Miller! Oh, where are you, Ellery?"

MILLER: "In the elevator."

MRS. MILLER: "Oh! and where is the elevator? Why don't you get out? Oh"

MILLER: "It's caught, and we can't."

MRS. MILLER: "Caught? Oh, then you will be killedkilledkilled! And it's all my fault, sending you

back after my fan, and I had it all the time in my own pocket; and it comes from my habit of giving it to you

to carry in your overcoat pocket, because it's deep, and the fan can't break. And of course I never thought of

my own pocket, and I never SHOULD have thought of it at all if Mr. Curwen hadn't been going back to get

Mrs. Curwen's glove, for he'd brought another right after she'd sent him for a left, and we were all having

such a laugh about it, and I just happened to put my hand on my pocket, and there I felt the fan. And oh,

WHAT shall I do?" Mrs. Miller utters these explanations and selfreproaches in a lamentable voice, while

crouching close to the grated door to the elevator shaft, and clinging to its meshes.

MILLER: "Well, well, it's all right. I've got you another fan, here. Don't be frightened."

MRS. ROBERTS, wildly: "Where's Aunt Mary, Edward? Has Willis got back?" At a guilty look from her

husband: "Edward! DON'T tell me that SHE'S in that elevator! Don't do it, Edward! For your own sake don't.

Don't tell me that your own child's mother's aunt is down there, suspended between heaven and earth

likelike"

LAWTON: "The coffin of the Prophet."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Yes. DON'T tell me, Edward! Spare your child's mother, if you won't spare your wife!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Agnes! don't be ridiculous. I'm here, and I never was more comfortable in my life."

MRS. ROBERTS, calling down the grating "Oh! Is it you, Aunt Mary?"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Of course it is!"

MRS. ROBERTS: "You recognize my voice?"

MRS. CRASHAW: "I should hope so, indeed! Why shouldn't I?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "And you know me? Agnes? Oh!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "Don't be a goose, Agnes."

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MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, it IS you, aunty. It IS! Oh, I'm SO glad! I'm SO happy! But keep perfectly still,

aunty dear, and we'll soon have you out. Think of baby, and don't give way."

MRS. CRASHAW: "I shall not, if the elevator doesn't, you may depend upon that."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, what courage you DO have! But keep up your spirits! Mrs. Miller and I have just

come from seeing baby. She's gone to sleep with all her little presents in her arms. The children did want to

see you so much before they went to bed. But never mind that now, Aunt Mary. I'm only too thankful to have

you at all!"

MRS. CRASHAW: "I wish you did have me! And if you will all stop talking and try some of you to do

something, I shall be greatly obliged to you. It's worse than it was in the sleeping car that night."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, do you remember it, Aunt Mary? Oh, how funny you are!" Turning heroically to her

husband: "Now, Edward, dear, get them out. If it's necessary, get them out over my dead body. Anything!

Only hurry. I will be calm; I will be patient. But you must act instantly. Oh, here comes Mr. Curwen!" MR.

CURWEN mounts the stairs to the landing with every sign of exhaustion, as if he had made a very quick run

to and from his house. "Oh, HE will helpI know he will! Oh, Mr. Curwen, the elevator is caught just below

here with my aunt in it and Mrs. Miller's husband"

LAWTON: "And my girl."

BEMIS: "And my boy."

MRS. CURWEN, calling up: "And your wife!"

CURWEN, horrorstruck: "And my wife! Oh, heavenly powers! what are we going to do? How shall we get

them out? Why don't they come up?"

ALL: "They can't."

CURWEN: "Can't? Oh, my goodness!" He flies at the grating, and kicks and beats it.

ROBERTS: "Hold on! What's the use of that?"

LAWTON: "You couldn't get at them if you beat the door down."

BEMIS: "Certainly not." They lay hands upon him and restrain him.

CURWEN, struggling: "Let me speak to my wife! Will you prevent a husband from speaking to his own

wife?"

MRS. MILLER, in blind admiration of his frenzy: "Yes, that's just what I said. If some one had beaten the

door in at once"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, Edward, dear, let him speak to his wife." Tearfully: "Think if _I_ were there!"

ROBERTS, releasing him: "He may speak to his wife all night. But he mustn't knock the house down."

CURWEN, rushing at the grating: "Caroline! Can you hear me? Are you safe?"

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MRS. CURWEN: "Perfectly. I had a little faint when we first stuck"

CURWEN: "Faint? Oh!"

MRS. CURWEN: "But I am all right now."

CURWEN: "Well, that's right. Don't be frightened! There's no occasion for excitement. Keep perfectly calm

and collected. It's the only wayWhat's that ringing?" The sound of an electric bell is heard within the

elevator. It increases in fury.

MRS. ROBERTS and MRS. MILLER: "Oh, isn't it dreadful?"

THE ELEVATOR BOY: "It's somebody on the groundfloor callin' the elevator!"

CURWEN: "Well, never mind him. Don't pay the slightest attention to him. Let him go to the deuce! And,

Caroline!"

MRS. CURWEN: "Yes?"

CURWEN: "III've got your glove all right."

MRS. CURWEN: "Left, you mean, I hope?"

CURWEN: "Yes, left, dearest! I MEAN left."

MRS. CURWEN: "Eightbutton?"

CURWEN: "Yes."

MRS. CURWEN: "Light drab?"

CURWEN, pulling a light yellow glove from his pocket: "Oh!" He staggers away from the grating and stays

himself against the wall, the mistaken glove dangling limply from his hand.

ROBERTS, LAWTON, and BEMIS: "Ah! ha! ha! ha!"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, for shame! to laugh at such a time!"

MRS. MILLER: "When it's a question of life and death. There! The ringing's stopped. What's that?" Steps

are heard mounting the stairway rapidly, several treads at a time. Mr. Campbell suddenly bursts into the

group on the landing with a final bound from the stairway. "Oh!"

CAMPBELL: "I can't find Aunt Mary, Agnes. I can't find anything not even the elevator. Where's the

elevator? I rang for it down there till I was black in the face."

MRS. ROBERTS: "No wonder! It's here."

MRS. MILLER: "Between this floor and the floor below. With my husband in it."

CURWEN: "And my wife!"

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LAWTON: "And my daughter!"

BEMIS: "And my son!"

MRS. ROBERTS: "And aunty!"

ALL: "And it's stuck fast."

ROBERTS: "And the long and short of it is, Willis, that we don't know how to get them out, and we wish

you would suggest some way."

LAWTON: "There's been a great tacit confidence among us in your executive ability and your inventive

genius."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Oh, yes, we know you can do it."

MRS. MILLER: "If you can't, nothing can save them."

CAMPBELL, going to the grating: "Miller!"

MILLER: "Well?"

CAMPBELL: "Start her up!"

MILLER: "Now, look here, Campbell, we are not going to stand that; we've had enough of it. I speak for the

whole elevator. Don't you suppose that if it had been possible to start her up we"

MRS. CURWEN: "We shouldn't have been at the moon by this time."

CAMPBELL: "Well, then, start her DOWN!"

MILLER: "I never thought of that." To the ELEVATOR BOY: "Start her down." To the people on the

landing above: "Hurrah! She's off!"

CAMPBELL: "Well, NOW start her up!"

A joint cry from the elevator: "Thank you! we'll walk up this time."

MILLER: "Here! let us out at this landing!" They are heard precipitately emerging, with sighs and groans of

relief, on the floor below.

MRS. ROBERTS, devoutly: "O Willis, it seems like an interposition of Providence, your coming just at this

moment."

CAMPBELL: "Interposition of common sense! These hydraulic elevators weaken sometimes, and can't go

any farther."

ROBERTS, to the shipwrecked guests, who arrive at the top of the stairs, crestfallen, spent, and clinging to

one another for support: "Why didn't you think of starting her down, some of you?"

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MRS. ROBERTS, welcoming them with kisses and handshakes: "I should have thought it would occur to

you at once."

MILLER, goaded to exasperation: "Did it occur to any of YOU?"

LAWTON, with sublime impudence: "It occurred to ALL of us. But we naturally supposed you had tried it."

MRS. MILLER, taking possession of her husband: "Oh, what a fright you have given us!"

MILLER: "_I_ given you! Do you suppose I did it out of a joke, or voluntarily?"

MRS. ROBERTS: "Aunty, I don't know what to say to you. YOU ought to have been here long ago, before

anything happened."

MRS. CRASHAW: "Oh, I can explain everything in due season. What I wish you to do now is to let me get

at Willis, and kiss him." As CAMPBELL submits to her embrace: "You dear, good fellow! If it hadn't been

for your presence of mind, I don't know how we should ever have got out of that horrid pen."

MRS. CURWEN, giving him her hand: "As it isn't proper for ME to kiss you"

CAMPBELL: "Well, I don't know. I don't wish to be TOO modest."

MRS. CURWEN: "I think I shall have to vote you a service of plate."

MRS. ROBERTS: "Come and look at the pattern of mine. And, Willis, as you are the true hero of the

occasion, you shall take me in to dinner. And I am not going to let anybody go before you." She seizes his

arm, and leads the way from the landing into the apartment. ROBERTS, LAWTON, and BEMIS follow

stragglingly.

MRS. MILLER, getting her husband to one side: "When she fainted, she fainted AT you, of course! What

did you do?"

MILLER: "Who? I! Oh!" After a moment's reflection: "She came to!"

CURWEN, getting his wife aside: "When you fainted, Caroline, who revived you?"

MRS. CURWEN: "Who? ME? Oh! How should I know? I was insensible." They wheel arm in arm, and

meet MR. and MRS. MILLER in the middle. MRS. CURWEN yields precedence with an ironical courtesy:

"After you, Mrs. Miller!"

MRS. MILLER, in a nervous, inimical twitter: "Oh, before the heroine of the lost elevator?"

MRS. CURWEN, dropping her husband's arm, and taking MRS. MILLER'S: "Let us split the difference."

MRS. MILLER: "Delightful! I shall never forget the honor."

MRS. CURWEN: "Oh, don't speak of honors! Mr. Miller was SO kind through all those terrible scenes in

the elevator."

MRS. MILLER: "I've no doubt you showed yourself duly grateful." They pass in, followed by their

husbands.

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YOUNG MR. BEMIS, timidly: "Miss Lawton, in the elevator you asked me not to leave you. Did

youahmeanI MUST ask you; it may be my only chance; if you meantnever?"

MISS LAWTON, dropping her head: "IIdon'tknow."

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "But if I WISHED never to leave you, should you send me away?"

MISS LAWTON, with a shy, sly upward glance at him: "Not in the elevator!"

YOUNG MR. BEMIS: "Oh!"

MRS. ROBERTS, reappearing at the door: "Why, you goodfornothing young things, why don't you

come toOh! excuse me!" She reenters precipitately, followed by her tardy guests, on whom she casts a

backward glance of sympathy. "Oh, you NEEDN'T hurry!"

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