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The scheme of a banquet to celebrate the initial success of 'Every  Other  Week' expanded in Fulkerson's fancy

into a series.  Instead of  the  publishing and editorial force, with certain of the more  representative  artists and

authors sitting down to a modest supper in  Mrs. Leighton's  parlors, he conceived of a dinner at Delmonico's,

with  the principal  literary and artistic, people throughout the country as  guests, and an  inexhaustible

hospitality to reporters and  correspondents, from whom  paragraphs, prophetic and historic, would  flow weeks

before and after the  first of the series.  He said the  thing was a new departure in magazines;  it amounted to

something in  literature as radical as the American  Revolution in politics: it was  the idea of self government in

the arts;  and it was this idea that had  never yet been fully developed in regard to  it.  That was what must be

done in the speeches at the dinner, and the  speeches must be reported.  Then it would go like wildfire.  He

asked  March whether he thought  Mr. Depew could be got to come; Mark Twain, he  was sure, would come;

he was a literary man.  They ought to invite Mr.  Evarts, and the  Cardinal and the leading Protestant divines.

His  ambition stopped at  nothing, nothing but the question of expense; there  he had to wait the  return of the

elder Dryfoos from the West, and Dryfoos  was still  delayed at Moffitt, and Fulkerson openly confessed that

he was  afraid  he would stay there till his own enthusiasm escaped in other  activities, other plans. 

Fulkerson was as little likely as possible to fall under a  superstitious  subjection to another man; but March

could not help  seeing that in this  possible measure Dryfoos was Fulkerson's fetish.  He did not revere him,

March decided, because it was not in  Fulkerson's nature to revere  anything; he could like and dislike, but  he

could not respect.  Apparently, however, Dryfoos daunted him  somehow; and besides the homage  which those

who have not pay to those  who have, Fulkerson rendered  Dryfoos the tribute of a feeling which  March could

only define as a sort  of bewilderment.  As well as March  could make out, this feeling was  evoked by the

spectacle of Dryfoos's  unfailing luck, which Fulkerson was  fond of dazzling himself with.  It  perfectly

consisted with a keen sense  of whatever was sordid and  selfish in a man on whom his career must have  had

its inevitable  effect.  He liked to philosophize the case with March,  to recall  Dryfoos as he was when he first

met him still somewhat in the  sap, at  Moffitt, and to study the processes by which he imagined him to  have

dried into the hardened speculator, without even the pretence to any  advantage but his own in his ventures.

He was aware of painting the  character too vividly, and he warned March not to accept it exactly in  those

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tints, but to subdue them and shade it for himself.  He said  that  where his advantage was not concerned, there

was ever so much  good in  Dryfoos, and that if in some things be had grown inflexible,  he had  expanded in

others to the full measure of the vast scale on  which he did  business.  It had seemed a little odd to March that

a man  should put  money into such an enterprise as 'Every Other Week' and go  off about  other affairs, not

only without any sign of anxiety, but  without any sort  of interest.  But Fulkerson said that was the  splendid

side of Dryfoos.  He had a courage, a magnanimity, that was  equal to the strain of any such  uncertainty.  He

had faced the music  once for all, when he asked  Fulkerson what the thing would cost in the  different degrees

of potential  failure; and then he had gone off,  leaving everything to Fulkerson and  the younger Dryfoos, with

the  instruction simply to go ahead and not  bother him about it.  Fulkerson  called that pretty tall for an old

fellow  who used to bewail the want  of pigs and chickens to occupy his mind.  He alleged it as another  proof of

the versatility of the American mind,  and of the grandeur of  institutions and opportunities that let every man

grow to his full  size, so that any man in America could run the concern  if necessary.  He believed that old

Dryfoos could step into Bismarck's  shoes and run  the German Empire at ten days' notice, or about as long as

it would  take him to go from New York to Berlin.  But Bismarck would not  know  anything about Dryfoos's

plans till Dryfoos got ready to show his  hand.  Fulkerson himself did not pretend to say what the old man had

been  up to since he went West.  He was at Moffitt first, and then he  was at  Chicago, and then he had gone out

to Denver to look after some  mines he  had out there, and a railroad or two; and now he was at  Moffitt again.

He was supposed to be closing up his affairs there, but  nobody could say. 

Fulkerson told March the morning after Dryfoos returned that he had  not  only not pulled out at Moffitt, but

had gone in deeper, ten times  deeper  than ever. He was in a royal goodhumor, Fulkerson reported,  and was

going to drop into the office on his way up from the Street  (March  understood Wall Street) that afternoon.  He

was tickled to  death with  'Every Other Week' so far as it had gone, and was anxious  to pay his  respects to the

editor. 

March accounted for some rhetoric in this, but let it flatter him,  and  prepared himself for a meeting about

which he could see that  Fulkerson  was only less nervous than he had shown himself about the  public

reception of the first number.  It gave March a disagreeable  feeling of  being owned and of being about to be

inspected by his  proprietor; but he  fell back upon such independence as he could find  in the thought of those

two thousand dollars of income beyond the  caprice of his owner, and  maintained an outward serenity. 

He was a little ashamed afterward of the resolution it had cost him  to do  so.  It was not a question of Dryfoos's

physical presence: that  was  rather effective than otherwise, and carried a suggestion of  moneyed  indifference

to convention in the gray business suit of  provincial cut,  and the low, widebrimmed hat of flexible black

felt.  He had a stick  with an oldfashioned top of buckhorn worn smooth and  bright by the palm  of his hand,

which had not lost its character in  fat, and which had a  history of former work in its enlarged knuckles,

though it was now as  soft as March's, and must once have been small  even for a man of Mr.  Dryfoos's stature;

he was below the average  size.  But what struck March  was the fact that Dryfoos seemed  furtively conscious

of being a country  person, and of being aware that  in their meeting he was to be tried by  other tests than those

which  would have availed him as a shrewd  speculator.  He evidently had some  curiosity about March, as the

first of  his kind whom he bad  encountered; some such curiosity as the country  school trustee feels  and tries to

hide in the presence of the new  schoolmaster.  But the  whole affair was, of course, on a higher plane; on  one

side Dryfoos  was much more a man of the world than March was, and he  probably  divined this at once, and

rested himself upon the fact in a  measure.  It seemed to be his preference that his son should introduce  them,

for he came upstairs with Conrad, and they had fairly made  acquaintance before Fulkerson joined them. 

Conrad offered to leave them at once, but his father made him stay.  "I reckon Mr. March and I haven't got

anything so private to talk  about  that we want to keep it from the other partners.  Well, Mr.  March, are  you

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"Oh yes.  But not so much time as most places.  Everybody belongs  more or  less in New York; nobody has to

belong here altogether." 

"Yes, that is so.  You can try it, and go away if you don't like it  a  good deal easier than you could from a

smaller place.  Wouldn't make  so  much talk, would it?"  He glanced at March with a jocose light in  his  shrewd

eyes.  " That is the way I feel about it all the time: just  visiting.  Now, it wouldn't be that way in Boston, I

reckon?" 

"You couldn't keep on visiting there your whole life," said March. 

Dryfoos laughed, showing his lower teeth in a way that was at once  simple  and fierce.  "Mr. Fulkerson didn't

hardly know as he could get  you to  leave.  I suppose you got used to it there.  I never been in  your city." 

"I had got used to it; but it was hardly my city, except by  marriage.  My  wife's a Bostonian." 

"She's been a little homesick here, then," said Dryfoos, with a  smile of  the same quality as his laugh. 

"Less than I expected," said March.  "Of course, she was very much  attached to our old home." 

"I guess my wife won't ever get used to New York," said Dryfoos,  and he  drew in his lower lip with a sharp

sigh.  "But my girls like  it; they're  young.  You never been out our way yet, Mr. March?  Out  West?" 

"Well, only for the purpose of being born, and brought up.  I used  to  live in Crawfordsville, and then

Indianapolis." 

"Indianapolis is bound to be a great place," said Dryfoos.  "I  remember  now, Mr. Fulkerson told me you was

from our State."  He went  on to brag  of the West, as if March were an Easterner and had to be  convinced.

"You ought to see all that country.  It's a great country." 

"Oh yes," said March, "I understand that."  He expected the praise  of the  great West to lead up to some

comment on 'Every Other Week';  and there  was abundant suggestion of that topic in the manuscripts,  proofs

of  letterpress and illustrations, with advance copies of the  latest number  strewn over his table. 

But Dryfoos apparently kept himself from looking at these things.  He rolled his head about on his shoulders

to take in the character of  the  room, and said to his son, "You didn't change the woodwork, after  all." 

"No; the architect thought we had better let it be, unless we meant  to  change the whole place.  He liked its

being oldfashioned." 

"I hope you feel comfortable here, Mr. March," the old man said,  bringing  his eyes to bear upon him again

after their tour of  inspection. 

"Too comfortable for a workingman," said March, and he thought  that this  remark must bring them to some

talk about his work, but the  proprietor  only smiled again. 

"I guess I sha'n't lose much on this house," he returned, as if  musing  aloud.  "This downtown property is

coming up.  Business is  getting in on  all these side streets.  I thought I paid a pretty good  price for it,  too."  He

went on to talk of real estate, and March  began to feel a  certain resentment at his continued avoidance of the

only topic in which  they could really have a common interest.  "You  live down this way  somewhere, don't

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"Yes.  I wished to be near my work."  March was vexed with himself  for  having recurred to it; but afterward

he was not sure but Dryfoos  shared  his own diffidence in the matter, and was waiting for him to  bring it

openly into the talk.  At times he seemed wary and masterful,  and then  March felt that he was being examined

and tested; at others  so simple  that March might well have fancied that he needed  encouragement, and  desired

it.  He talked of his wife and daughters in  a way that invited  March to say friendly things of his family, which

appeared to give the  old man first an undue pleasure and then a final  distrust.  At moments he  turned, with an

effect of finding relief in  it, to his son and spoke to  him across March of matters which he was  unacquainted

with; he did not  seem aware that this was rude, but the  young man must have felt it so; he  always brought the

conversation  back, and once at some cost to himself  when his father made it  personal. 

"I want to make a regular New York business man out of that  fellow," he  said to March, pointing at Conrad

with his stick.  "You  s'pose I'm ever  going to do it?" 

"Well, I don't know," said March, trying to fall in with the joke.  "Do you mean nothing but a business man?" 

The old man laughed at whatever latent meaning he fancied in this,  and  said: "You think he would be a little

too much for me there?  Well, I've  seen enough of 'em to know it don't always take a large  pattern of a man  to

do a large business.  But I want him to get the  business training, and  then if he wants to go into something else

he  knows what the world is,  anyway.  Heigh?" 

"Oh yes!" March assented, with some compassion for the young man  reddening patiently under his father's

comment. 

Dryfoos went on as if his son were not in hearing.  "Now that boy  wanted  to be a preacher.  What does a

preacher know about the world he  preaches  against when he's been brought up a preacher?  He don't know  so

much as a  bad little boy in his Sundayschool; he knows about as  much as a girl.  I always told him, You be a

man first, and then you be  a preacher, if you  want to.  Heigh?" 

"Precisely."  March began to feel some compassion for himself in  being  witness of the young fellow's

discomfort under his father's  homily. 

"When we first come to New York, I told him, Now here's your chance  to  see the world on a big scale.  You

know already what work and  saving and  steady habits and sense will bring a man, to; you don't  want to go

round  among the rich; you want to go among the poor, and  see what laziness and  drink and dishonesty and

foolishness will bring  men to.  And I guess he  knows, about as well as anybody; and if he  ever goes to

preaching he'll  know what he's preaching about."  The old  man smiled his fierce, simple  smile, and in his

sharp eyes March  fancied contempt of the ambition he  had balked in his son.  The  present scene must have

been one of many  between them, ending in meek  submission on the part of the young man,  whom his father,

perhaps  without realizing his cruelty, treated as a  child.  March took it hard  that he should be made to suffer in

the  presence of a coordinate  power like himself, and began to dislike the  old man out of proportion  to his

offence, which might have been mere want  of taste, or an effect  of mere embarrassment before him.  But

evidently,  whatever rebellion  his daughters had carried through against him, he had  kept his  dominion over

this gentle spirit unbroken.  March did not choose  to  make any response, but to let him continue, if he would,

entirely upon  his own impulse. 

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A silence followed, of rather painful length.  It was broken by the  cheery voice of Fulkerson, sent before him

to herald Fulkerson's  cheery  person.  "Well, I suppose you've got the glorious success of  'Every Other  Week'

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for  the last page of the  cover.  I guess we'll have to let the Muse have  that for an advertisement  instead of a

poem the next time, March.  Well, the old gentleman given  you boys your scolding?"  The person of  Fulkerson

had got into the room  long before he reached this question,  and had planted itself astride a  chair.  Fulkerson

looked over the  chairback, now at March, and now at the  elder Dryfoos as he spoke. 

March answered him.  "I guess we must have been waiting for you,  Fulkerson.  At any rate, we hadn't got to

the scolding yet." 

"Why, I didn't suppose Mr. Dryfoos could 'a' held in so long.  I  understood he was awful mad at the way the

thing started off, and  wanted  to give you a piece of his mind, when he got at you.  I  inferred as much  from a

remark that he made."  March and Dryfoos  looked foolish, as men do  when made the subject of this sort of

merry  misrepresentation. 

"I reckon my scolding will keep awhile yet," said the old man,  dryly. 

"Well, then, I guess it's a good chance to give Mr. Dryfoos an idea  of  what we've really donejust while

we're resting, as Artemus Ward  says.  Heigh, March?" 

"I will let you blow the trumpet, Fulkerson.  I think it belongs  strictly  to the advertising department," said

March.  He now  distinctly resented  the old man's failure to say anything to him of  the magazine; he made his

inference that it was from a suspicion of  his readiness to presume upon a  recognition of his share in the

success, and he was determined to second  no sort of appeal for it. 

"The advertising department is the heart and soul of every  business,"  said Fulkerson, hardily, "and I like to

keep my hand in  with a little  practise on the trumpet in private.  I don't believe Mr.  Dryfoos has got  any idea

of the extent of this thing.  He's been out  among those  Rackensackens, where we were all born, and he's read

the  notices in their  seven by nine dailies, and he's seen the thing  selling on the cars, and  he thinks he

appreciates what's been done.  But I should just like to  take him round in this little old  metropolis awhile, and

show him 'Every  Other Week' on the centre  tables of the millionairesthe Vanderbilts and  the Astorsand

in the  homes of culture and refinement everywhere, and  let him judge for  himself.  It's the talk of the clubs

and the dinner  tables; children  cry for it; it's the Castoria of literature and the  Pearline of art,  the

'Won'tbehappytillhegetsit of every en  lightened man, woman,  and child in this vast city.  I knew we

could  capture the country;  but, my goodness! I didn't expect to have New York  fall into our hands  at a blow.

But that's just exactly what New York has  done.  Every  Other Week supplies the longfelt want that's been

grinding  round in  New York and keeping it awake nights ever since the war.  It's  the  culmination of all the

high and ennobling ideals of the past." 

"How much," asked Dryfoos, "do you expect to get out of it the  first  year, if it keeps the start it's got?" 

"Comes right down to business, every time!" said Fulkerson,  referring the  characteristic to March with a

delighted glance.  "Well,  sir, if  everything works right, and we get rain enough to fill up the  springs,  and it

isn't a grasshopper year, I expect to clear above all  expenses  something in the neighborhood of twentyfive

thousand  dollars." 

"Humph! And you are all going to work a yeareditor, manager,  publisher,  artists, writers, printers, and the

rest of 'emto clear  twentyfive  thousand dollars?I made that much in half a day in  Moffitt once.  I see  it

made in half a minute in Wall Street,  sometimes."  The old man  presented this aspect of the case with a

goodnatured contempt, which  included Fulkerson and his enthusiasm in  an obvious liking. 

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"Can you prove that?"  His father turned sharply upon him.  "Whatever is  won is lost.  It's all a game; it don't

make any  difference what you bet  on.  Business is business, and a business man  takes his risks with his  eyes

open." 

"Ah, but the glory!" Fulkerson insinuated with impudent persiflage.  "I hadn't got to the glory yet, because it's

hard to estimate it; but  put  the glory at the lowest figure, Mr. Dryfoos, and add it to the  twenty  five

thousand, and you've got an annual income from 'Every  Other Week' of  dollars enough to construct a silver

railroad,  doubletrack, from this  office to the moon.  I don't mention any of  the sister planets because I  like to

keep within bounds." 

Dryfoos showed his lower teeth for pleasure in Fulkerson's fooling,  and  said, "That's what I like about you,

Mr. Fulkersonyou always  keep  within bounds." 

"Well, I ain't a shrinking Boston violet, like March, here.  More  sunflower in my style of diffidence; but I am

modest, I don't deny  it,"  said Fulkerson.  "And I do hate to have a thing overstated." 

"And the gloryyou do really think there's something in the glory  that  pays?" 

"Not a doubt of it!  I shouldn't care for the paltry return in  money,"  said Fulkerson, with a burlesque of

generous disdain, "if it  wasn't for  the glory along with it." 

"And how should you feel about the glory, if there was no money  along  with it?" 

"Well, sir, I'm happy to say we haven't come to that yet." 

"Now, Conrad, here," said the old man, with a sort of pathetic  rancor,  "would rather have the glory alone.  I

believe he don't even  care much  for your kind of glory, either, Mr. Fulkerson." 

Fulkerson ran his little eyes curiously over Conrad's face and then  March's, as if searching for a trace there of

something gone before  which  would enable him to reach Dryfoos's whole meaning.  He  apparently  resolved to

launch himself upon conjecture.  "Oh, well, we  know how  Conrad feels about the things of this world,

anyway.  I  should like to  take 'em on the plane of another sphere, too,  sometimes; but I noticed a  good while

ago that this was the world I  was born into, and so I made up  my mind that I would do pretty much  what I

saw the rest of the folks  doing here below.  And I can't see  but what Conrad runs the thing on  business

principles in his  department, and I guess you'll find it so if  you look into it.  I  consider that we're a whole team

and big dog under  the wagon with you  to draw on for supplies, and March, here, at the head  of the literary

business, and Conrad in the countingroom, and me to do  the heavy  lying in the advertising part.  Oh, and

Beaton, of course, in  the art.  I 'most forgot BeatonHamlet with Hamlet left out." 

Dryfoos looked across at his son.  "Wasn't that the fellow's name  that  was there last night?" 

"Yes," said Conrad. 

The old man rose.  "Well, I reckon I got to be going.  You ready to  go  uptown, Conrad?" 

"Well, not quite yet, father." 

The old man shook hands with March, and went downstairs, followed  by his  son. 

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"He didn't jump at the chance you gave him to compliment us all  round,  Fulkerson," said March, with a smile

not wholly of pleasure. 

Fulkerson asked, with as little joy in the grin he had on, "Didn't  he say  anything to you before I came in?" 

"Not a word." 

"Dogged if I know what to make of it," sighed Fulkerson, "but I  guess  he's been having a talk with Conrad

that's soured on him.  I  reckon maybe  he came back expecting to find that boy reconciled to the  glory of this

world, and Conrad's showed himself just as set against  it as ever." 

"It might have been that," March admitted, pensively.  "I fancied  something of the kind myself from words the

old man let drop." 

Fulkerson made him explain, and then he said: 

"That's it, then; and it's all right.  Conrad 'll come round in  time; and  all we've got to do is to have patience

with the old man  till he does.  I know he likes you."  Fulkerson affirmed this only  interrogatively, and  looked

so anxiously to March for corroboration  that March laughed. 

"He dissembled his love," he said; but afterward, in describing to  his  wife his interview with Mr. Dryfoos, he

was less amused with this  fact. 

When she saw that he was a little cast down by it, she began to  encourage  him.  "He's just a common, ignorant

man, and probably didn't  know how to  express himself.  You may be perfectly sure that he's  delighted with the

success of the magazine, and that he understands as  well as you do that  he owes it all to you." 

"Ah, I'm not so sure.  I don't believe a man's any better for  having made  money so easily and rapidly as

Dryfoos has done, and I  doubt if he's any  wiser.  I don't know just the point he's reached in  his evolution from

grub to beetle, but I do know that so far as it's  gone the process must  have involved a bewildering change of

ideals and  criterions.  I guess  he's come to despise a great many things that he  once respected, and that

intellectual ability is among themwhat we  call intellectual ability.  He must have undergone a moral

deterioration, an atrophy of the generous  instincts, and I don't see  why it shouldn't have reached his mental

make  up.  He has sharpened,  but he has narrowed; his sagacity has turned into  suspicion, his  caution to

meanness, his courage to ferocity.  That's the  way I  philosophize a man of Dryfoos's experience, and I am not

very proud  when I realize that such a man and his experience are the ideal and  ambition of most Americans.  I

rather think they came pretty near  being  mine, once." 

"No, dear, they never did," his wife protested. 

"Well, they're not likely to be in the future.  The Dryfoos feature  of  'Every Other Week' is thoroughly

distasteful to me." 

"Why, but he hasn't really got anything to do with it, has he,  beyond  furnishing the money?" 

"That's the impression that Fulkerson has allowed us to get.  But  the man  that holds the purse holds the reins.

He may let us guide the  horse, but  when he likes he can drive.  If we don't like his driving,  then we can  get

down." 

Mrs. March was less interested in this figure of speech than in the  personal aspects involved.  "Then you think

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"Oh no!" said her husband, laughing.  "But I think he has deceived  himself, perhaps." 

"How?"  she pursued. 

"He may have thought he was using Dryfoos, when Dryfoos was using  him,  and he may have supposed he

was not afraid of him when he was  very much  so.  His courage hadn't been put to the test, and courage is  a

matter of  proof, like proficiency on the fiddle, you know: you can't  tell whether  you've got it till you try." 

"Nonsense!  Do you mean that he would ever sacrifice you to Mr.  Dryfoos?" 

"I hope he may not be tempted.  But I'd rather be taking the  chances with  Fulkerson alone than with Fulkerson

and Dryfoos to back  him.  Dryfoos  seems, somehow, to take the poetry and the pleasure out  of the thing." 

Mrs. March was a long time silent.  Then she began, "Well, my dear,  I  never wanted to come to New York" 

"Neither did I," March promptly put in. 

"But now that we're here," she went on, "I'm not going to have you  letting every little thing discourage you.  I

don't see what there was  in  Mr. Dryfoos's manner to give you any anxiety.  He's just a common,  stupid,

inarticulate country person, and he didn't know how to express  himself, as I said in the beginning, and that's

the reason he didn't  say  anything." 

"Well, I don't deny you're right about it." 

"It's dreadful," his wife continued, "to be mixed up with such a  man and  his family, but I don't believe he'll

ever meddle with your  management,  and, till he does, all you need do is to have as little to  do with him as

possible, and go quietly on your own way." 

"Oh, I shall go on quietly enough," said March.  "I hope I sha'n't  begin  going stealthily." 

"Well, my dear," said Mrs. March, "just let me know when you're  tempted  to do that.  If ever you sacrifice the

smallest grain of your  honesty or  your selfrespect to Mr. Dryfoos, or anybody else, I will  simply renounce

you." 

"In view of that I'm rather glad the management of 'Every Other  Week'  involves tastes and not convictions,"

said March. 

III.

That night Dryfoos was wakened from his afterdinner nap by the  sound of  gay talk and nervous giggling in

the drawingroom.  The talk,  which was  Christine's, and the giggling, which was Mela's, were  intershot with

the  heavier tones of a man's voice; and Dryfoos lay  awhile on the leathern  lounge in his library, trying to

make out  whether he knew the voice.  His  wife sat in a deep chair before the  fire, with her eyes on his face,

waiting for him to wake. 

"Who is that out there?"  he asked, without opening his eyes. 

"Indeed, indeed, I don't know, Jacob," his wife answered.  "I  reckon it's  just some visitor of the girls'." 

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"Not a bit.  You was sleeping as quiet!  I did hate to have 'em  wake you,  and I was just goin' out to shoo them.

They've been playin'  something,  and that made them laugh." 

"I didn't know but I had snored," said the old man, sitting up. 

"No," said his wife.  Then she asked, wistfully, "Was you out at  the old  place, Jacob?" 

"Yes." 

"Did it look natural?" 

"Yes; mostly.  They're sinking the wells down in the woods  pasture." 

"Andthe children's graves?" 

"They haven't touched that part.  But I reckon we got to have 'em  moved  to the cemetery.  I bought a lot." 

The old woman began softly to weep.  "It does seem too hard that  they  can't be let to rest in peace, pore little

things.  I wanted you  and me  to lay there, too, when our time come, Jacob.  Just there, back  o' the  beehives and

under them shoomakesmy, I can see the very  place!  And I  don't believe I'll ever feel at home anywheres

else.  I  woon't know where  I am when the trumpet sounds.  I have to think  before I can tell where  the east is in

New York; and what if I should  git faced the wrong way  when I raise?  Jacob, I wonder you could sell  it!"  Her

head shook, and  the firelight shone on her tears as she  searched the folds of her dress  for her pocket. 

A peal of laughter came from the drawingroom, and then the sound  of  chords struck on the piano. 

"Hush! Don't you cry, 'Liz'beth!" said Dryfoos.  "Here; take my  handkerchief.  I've got a nice lot in the

cemetery, and I'm goin' to  have  a monument, with two lambs on itlike the one you always liked  so much.  It

ain't the fashion, any more, to have family buryin'  grounds; they're  collectin' 'em into the cemeteries, all

round." 

"I reckon I got to bear it," said his wife, muffling her face in  his  handkerchief.  "And I suppose the Lord kin

find me, wherever I am.  But I  always did want to lay just there.  You mind how we used to go  out and  set

there, after milkin', and watch the sun go down, and talk  about where  their angels was, and try to figger it

out?" 

"I remember, 'Liz'beth." 

The man's voice in the drawingroom sang a snatch of French song,  insolent, mocking, salient; and then

Christine's attempted the same  strain, and another cry of laughter from Mela followed. 

"Well, I always did expect to lay there.  But I reckon it's all  right.  It won't be a great while, now, anyway.

Jacob, I don't believe  I'm a  goin' to live very long.  I know it don't agree with me here." 

"Oh, I guess it does, 'Liz'beth.  You're just a little pulled down  with  the weather.  It's coming spring, and you

feel it; but the doctor  says  you're all right.  I stopped in, on the way up, and he says so." 

"I reckon he don't know everything," the old woman persisted: "I've  been  runnin' down ever since we left

Moffitt, and I didn't feel any  too well  there, even.  It's a very strange thing, Jacob, that the  richer you git,  the

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"It's for the children we do it," said Dryfoos.  "We got to give  them  their chance in the world." 

"Oh, the world!  They ought to bear the yoke in their youth, like  we  done.  I know it's what Coonrod would

like to do." 

Dryfoos got upon his feet.  "If Coonrod 'll mind his own business,  and do  what I want him to, he'll have yoke

enough to bear."  He moved  from his  wife, without further effort to comfort her, and pottered  heavily out  into

the dining room.  Beyond its obscurity stretched the  glitter of the  deep drawingroom.  His feet, in their

broad; flat  slippers, made no  sound on the dense carpet, and he came unseen upon  the little group there  near

the piano.  Mela perched upon the stool  with her back to the keys,  and Beaton bent over Christine, who sat

with a banjo in her lap, letting  him take her hands and put them in  the right place on the instrument.  Her face

was radiant with  happiness, and Mela was watching her with  foolish, unselfish pleasure  in her bliss. 

There was nothing wrong in the affair to a man of Dryfoos's  traditions  and perceptions, and if it had been at

home in the farm  sittingroom,  or even in his parlor at Moffitt, he would not have  minded a young man's

placing his daughter's hands on a banjo, or even  holding them there;  it would have seemed a proper, attention

from him  if he was courting her.  But here, in such a house as this, with the  daughter of a man who had  made

as much money as he had, he did not  know but it was a liberty.  He felt the angry doubt of it which beset  him

in regard to so many  experiences of his changed life; he wanted to  show his sense of it, if it  was a liberty, but

he did not know how,  and he did not know that it was  so.  Besides, he could not help a  touch of the pleasure in

Christine's  happiness which Mela showed; and  he would have gone back to the library,  if he could, without

being  discovered. 

But Beaton had seen him, and Dryfoos, with a nonchalant nod to the  young  man, came forward.  "What you

got there, Christine?" 

"A banjo," said the girl, blushing in her father's presence. 

Mela gurgled.  "Mr. Beaton is learnun' her the first position." 

Beaton was not embarrassed.  He was in evening dress, and his face,  pointed with its brown beard, showed

extremely handsome above the  expanse  of his broad, white shirtfront.  He gave back as nonchalant a  nod as

he  had got, and, without further greeting to Dryfoos, he said  to Christine:  "No, no.  You must keep your hand

and arm so."  He held  them in position.  "There!  Now strike with your right hand.  See?" 

"I don't believe I can ever learn," said the girl, with a fond  upward  look at him. 

"Oh yes, you can," said Beaton. 

They both ignored Dryfoos in the little play of protests which  followed,  and he said, half jocosely, half

suspiciously, "And is the  banjo the  fashion, now?"  He remembered it as the emblem of lowdown  show

business,  and associated it with endmen and blackened faces and  grotesque shirt  collars. 

"It's all the rage," Mela shouted, in answer for all.  "Everybody  plays  it.  Mr. Beaton borrowed this from a lady

friend of his." 

"Humph!  Pity I got you a piano, then," said Dryfoos.  "A banjo  would  have been cheaper." 

Beaton so far admitted him to the conversation as to seem reminded  of the  piano by his mentioning it.  He

said to Mela, "Oh, won't you  just strike  those chords?"  and as Mela wheeled about and beat the  keys he took

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had heard him  singing from the library,  while he kept his beautiful eyes floating on  Christine's.  "You try that,

now; it's very simple." 

"Where is Mrs. Mandel?"  Dryfoos demanded, trying to assert  himself. 

Neither of the girls seemed to have heard him at first in the  chatter  they broke into over what Beaton

proposed.  Then Mela said,  absently,  "Oh, she had to go out to see one of her friends that's  sick," and she

struck the piano keys.  "Come; try it, Chris!" 

Dryfoos turned about unheeded and went back to the library.  He  would  have liked to put Beaton out of his

house, and in his heart he  burned  against him as a contumacious hand; he would have liked to  discharge him

from the art department of 'Every Other Week' at once.  But he was aware  of not having treated Beaton with

much ceremony, and  if the young man had  returned his behavior in kind, with an electrical  response to his

own  feeling, had he any right to complain?  After all,  there was no harm in  his teaching Christine the banjo. 

His wife still sat looking into the fire.  "I can't see," she said,  "as we've got a bit more comfort of our lives,

Jacob, because we've  got  such piles and piles of money.  I wisht to gracious we was back on  the  farm this

minute.  I wisht you had held out ag'inst the childern  about  sellin' it; 'twould 'a' bin the best thing fur 'em, I

say.  I  believe in  my soul they'll git spoiled here in New York.  I kin see a  change in 'em  a'readyin the girls." 

Dryfoos stretched himself on the lounge again.  "I can't see as  Coonrod  is much comfort, either.  Why ain't he

here with his sisters?  What does  all that work of his on the East Side amount to?  It seems  as if he done  it to

cross me, as much as anything."  Dryfoos  complained to his wife on  the basis of mere affectional habit, which

in married life often survives  the sense of intellectual equality.  He  did not expect her to reason with  him, but

there was help in her  listening, and though she could only  soothe his fretfulness with soft  answers which were

often wide of the  purpose, he still went to her for  solace.  "Here, I've gone into this  newspaper business, or

whatever it  is, on his account, and he don't seem  any more satisfied than ever.  I  can see he hain't got his heart

in it." 

"The pore boy tries; I know he does, Jacob; and he wants to please  you.  But he give up a good deal when he

give up bein' a preacher; I  s'pose we  ought to remember that." 

"A preacher!" sneered Dryfoos.  "I reckon bein' a preacher wouldn't  satisfy him now.  He had the impudence to

tell me this afternoon that  he  would like to be a priest; and he threw it up to me that he never  could  be

because I'd kept him from studyin'." 

"He don't mean a Catholic priestnot a Roman one, Jacob," the old  woman  explained, wistfully.  "He's told

me all about it.  They ain't  the kind  o' Catholics we been used to; some sort of 'Piscopalians; and  they do a

heap o' good amongst the poor folks over there.  He says we  ain't got any  idea how folks lives in them

tenement houses, hundreds  of 'em in one  house, and whole families in a room; and it burns in his  heart to help

'em like them Fathers, as be calls 'em, that gives their  lives to it.  He can't be a Father, he says, because he

can't git the  eddication now;  but he can be a Brother; and I can't find a word to  say ag'inst it, when  it gits to

talkin', Jacob." 

"I ain't saying anything against his priests, 'Liz'beth," said  Dryfoos.  "They're all well enough in their way;

they've given up their  lives to  it, and it's a matter of business with them, like any other.  But what  I'm talking

about now is Coonrod.  I don't object to his  doin' all the  charity he wants to, and the Lord knows I've never

been  stingy with him  about it.  He might have all the money he wants, to  give round any way he  pleases." 

"That's what I told him once, but he says money ain't the thingor  not  the only thing you got to give to them

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give yourself, if you expect to help 'em.  That's what  Coonrod says." 

"Well, I can tell him that charity begins at home," said Dryfoos,  sitting  up in his impatience.  "And he'd better

give himself to us a  littleto  his old father and mother.  And his sisters.  What's he  doin' goin' off  there to his

meetings, and I don't know what all, an'  leavin' them here  alone?" 

"Why, ain't Mr. Beaton with 'em?"  asked the old woman.  "I thought  I  heared his voice." 

"Mr. Beaton!  Of course he is!  And who's Mr. Beaton, anyway?" 

"Why, ain't he one of the men in Coonrod's office?  I thought I  heared" 

"Yes, he is!  But who is he?  What's he doing round here?  Is he  makin'  up to Christine?" 

"I reckon he is.  From Mely's talk, she's about crazy over the  fellow.  Don't you like him, Jacob?" 

"I don't know him, or what he is.  He hasn't got any manners.  Who  brought him here?  How'd he come to

come, in the first place?" 

"Mr. Fulkerson brung him, I believe," said the old woman,  patiently. 

"Fulkerson!" Dryfoos snorted.  "Where's Mrs. Mandel, I should like  to  know?  He brought her, too.  Does she

go traipsin' off this way  every  evening?" 

"No, she seems to be here pretty regular most o' the time.  I don't  know  how we could ever git along without

her, Jacob; she seems to know  just  what to do, and the girls would be ten times as outbreakin'  without her.  I

hope you ain't thinkin' o' turnin' her off, Jacob?" 

Dryfoos did not think it necessary to answer such a question.  "It's all  Fulkerson, Fulkerson, Fulkerson.  It

seems to me that  Fulkerson about  runs this family.  He brought Mrs. Mandel, and he  brought that Beaton,  and

he brought that Boston fellow!  I guess I  give him a dose, though;  and I'll learn Fulkerson that he can't have

everything his own way.  I  don't want anybody to help me spend my  money.  I made it, and I can  manage it.  I

guess Mr. Fulkerson can  bear a little watching now.  He's  been travelling pretty free, and  he's got the notion

he's driving, maybe.  I'm agoing to look after  that book a little myself." 

"You'll kill yourself, Jacob," said his wife, "tryin' to do so many  things.  And what is it all fur?  I don't see as

we're better off,  any,  for all the money.  It's just as much care as it used to be when  we was  all there on the

farm together.  I wisht we could go back,  Ja" 

"We can't go back!" shouted the old man, fiercely.  "There's no  farm any  more to go back to.  The fields is full

of gaswells and  oilwells and  hellholes generally; the house is tore down, and the  barn's goin'" 

"The barn!" gasped the old woman.  "Oh, my!" 

"If I was to give all I'm worth this minute, we couldn't go back to  the  farm, any more than them girls in there

could go back and be  little  children.  I don't say we're any better off, for the money.  I've got  more of it now

than I ever had; and there's no end to the  luck; it pours  in.  But I feel like I was tied hand and foot.  I don't

know which way to  move; I don't know what's best to do about anything.  The money don't  seem to buy

anything but more and more care and  trouble.  We got a big  house that we ain't at home in; and we got a  lot of

hired girls round  under our feet that hinder and don't help.  Our children don't mind us,  and we got no friends

or neighbors.  But  it had to be.  I couldn't help  but sell the farm, and we can't go back  to it, for it ain't there.  So


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don't you say anything more about it,  'Liz'beth." 

"Pore Jacob!" said his wife.  "Well, I woon't, dear." 

IV

It was clear to Beaton that Dryfoos distrusted him; and the fact  heightened his pleasure in Christine's liking

for him.  He was as sure  of  this as he was of the other, though he was not so sure of any  reason for  his

pleasure in it.  She had her charm; the charm of  wildness to which a  certain wildness in himself responded;

and there  were times when his  fancy contrived a common future for them, which  would have a prosperity

forced from the old fellow's love of the girl.  Beaton liked the idea of  this compulsion better than he liked the

idea of the money; there was  something a little repulsive in that; he  imagined himself rejecting it;  he almost

wished he was enough in love  with the girl to marry her without  it; that would be fine.  He was  taken with her

in a certain' measure, in  a certain way; the question  was in what measure, in what way. 

It was partly to escape from this question that he hurried  downtown, and  decided to spend with the

Leightons the hour remaining  on his hands  before it was time to go to the reception for which he  was dressed.

It seemed to him important that he should see Alma  Leighton.  After all,  it was her charm that was most

abiding with him;  perhaps it was to be  final.  He found himself very happy in his  present relations with her.

She had dropped that barrier of pretences  and ironical surprise.  It  seemed to him that they had gone back to

the old ground of common  artistic interest which he had found so  pleasant the summer before.  Apparently she

and her mother had both  forgiven his neglect of them in  the first months of their stay in New  York; he was

sure that Mrs.  Leighton liked him as well as ever, and,  if there was still something a  little provisional in

Alma's manner at  times, it was something that  piqued more than it discouraged; it made  him curious, not

anxious. 

He found the young ladies with Fulkerson when he rang.  He seemed  to be  amusing them both, and they were

both amused beyond the merit of  so small  a pleasantry, Beaton thought, when Fulkerson said: "Introduce

myself,  Mr. Beaton: Mr. Fulkerson of 'Every Other Week.'  Think I've  met you at  our place."  The girls

laughed, and Alma explained that her  mother was  not very well, and would be sorry not to see him.  Then she

turned, as he  felt, perversely, and went on talking with Fulkerson and  left him to Miss  Woodburn. 

She finally recognized his disappointment: "Ah don't often get a  chance  at you, Mr. Beaton, and Ah'm just

goin' to toak yo' to death.  Yo' have  been Soath yo'self, and yo' know ho' we do toak." 

"I've survived to say yes," Beaton admitted. 

"Oh, now, do you think we toak so much mo' than you do in the  No'th?"  the young lady deprecated. 

"I don't know.  I only know you can't talk too much for me.  I  should  like to hear you say Soath and house and

about for the rest of  my life." 

"That's what Ah call raght personal, Mr. Beaton.  Now Ah'm goin' to  be  personal, too."  Miss Woodburn flung

out over her lap the square of  cloth  she was embroidering, and asked him: "Don't you think that's  beautiful?

Now, as an awtusta great awtust?" 

"As a great awtust, yes," said Beaton, mimicking her accent.  "If I  were  less than great I might have something

to say about the  arrangement of  colors.  You're as bold and original as Nature." 

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"My favorite color?  Bless my soul, why should I prefer any?  Is  blue  good, or red wicked?  Do people have

favorite colors?"  Beaton  found  himself suddenly interested. 

"Of co'se they do," answered the girl.  "Don't awtusts?" 

"I never heard of one that hadconsciously." 

"Is it possible?  I supposed they all had.  Now mah favo'ite colo'  is  gawnet.  Don't you think it's a pretty colo'?" 

"It depends upon how it's used.  Do you mean in neckties?"  Beaton  stole  a glance at the one Fulkerson was

wearing. 

Miss Woodburn laughed with her face bowed upon her wrist.  "Ah do  think  you gentlemen in the No'th awe

ten tahms as lahvely as the  ladies." 

"Strange," said Beaton.  "In the SouthSoath, excuse me! I made  the  observation that the ladies were ten

times as lively as the  gentlemen.  What is that you're working?" 

"This?"  Miss Woodburn gave it another flirt, and looked at it with  a  glance of dawning recognition.  "Oh, this

is a tablecovah.  Wouldn't you  lahke to see where it's to go?" 

"Why, certainly." 

"Well, if you'll be raght good I'll let yo' give me some  professional  advass about putting something in the

co'ners or not,  when you have seen  it on the table." 

She rose and led the way into the other room.  Beaton knew she  wanted to  talk with him about something else;

but he waited patiently  to let her  play her comedy out.  She spread the cover on the table,  and he advised  her,

as he saw she wished, against putting anything in  the corners; just  run a line of her stitch around the edge, he

said. 

"Mr.  Fulkerson and Ah, why, we've been having a regular faght  aboat it,"  she commented.  "But we both

agreed, fahnally, to leave it  to you; Mr.  Fulkerson said you'd be sure to be raght.  Ah'm so glad  you took mah

sahde.  But he's a great admahrer of yours, Mr. Beaton,"  she concluded,  demurely, suggestively. 

"Is he?  Well, I'm a great admirer of Fulkerson," said Beaton, with  a  capricious willingness to humor her wish

to talk about Fulkerson.  "He's a capital fellow; generous, magnanimous, with quite an ideal of  friendship and

an eye single to the main chance all the time.  He  would  advertise 'Every Other Week' on his family vault." 

Miss Woodburn laughed, and said she should tell him what Beaton had  said. 

"Do.  But he's used to defamation from me, and he'll think you're  joking." 

"Ah suppose," said Miss Woodburn, "that he's quahte the tahpe of a  New  York business man."  She added, as

if it followed logically, "He's  so  different from what I thought a New York business man would be." 

"It's your Virginia tradition to despise business," said Beaton,  rudely. 

Miss Woodburn laughed again.  "Despahse it? Mah goodness! we want  to get  into it and woak it fo' all it's

wo'th,' as Mr. Fulkerson says.  That  tradition is all past.  You don't know what the Soath is now.  Ah suppose

mah fathaw despahses business, but he's a tradition  himself, as Ah tell  him."  Beaton would have enjoyed


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joining the young  lady in anything she  might be going to say in derogation of her  father, but he restrained

himself, and she went on more and more as if  she wished to account for  her father's habitual hauteur with

Beaton,  if not to excuse it.  "Ah tell  him he don't understand the rising  generation.  He was brought up in the

old school, and he thinks we're  all just lahke he was when he was young,  with all those ahdeals of  chivalry

and family; but, mah goodness! it's  money that cyoants  no'adays in the Soath, just lahke it does everywhere

else.  Ah  suppose, if we could have slavery back in the fawm mah fathaw  thinks  it could have been brought up

to, when the commercial spirit  wouldn't  let it alone, it would be the best thing; but we can't have it  back,  and

Ah tell him we had better have the commercial spirit as the  next  best thing." 

Miss Woodburn went on, with sufficient loyalty and piety, to expose  the  difference of her own and her

father's ideals, but with what  Beaton  thought less reference to his own unsympathetic attention than  to a

knowledge finally of the personnel and materiel of 'Every Other  Week.'  and Mr. Fulkerson's relation to the

enterprise.  "You most  excuse my  asking so many questions, Mr. Beaton.  You know it's all mah  doing that  we

awe heah in New York.  Ah just told mah fathaw that if  he was evah  goin' to do anything with his wrahtings,

he had got to  come No'th, and Ah  made him come.  Ah believe he'd have stayed in the  Soath all his lahfe.  And

now Mr. Fulkerson wants him to let his editor  see some of his  wrahtings, and Ah wanted to know something

aboat the  magazine.  We awe a  great deal excited aboat it in this hoase, you  know, Mr. Beaton," she

concluded, with a look that now transferred the  interest from Fulkerson  to Alma.  She led the way back to the

room  where they were sitting, and  went up to triumph over Fulkerson with  Beaton's decision about the table

cover. 

Alma was left with Beaton near the piano, and he began to talk  about the  Dryfooses as he sat down on the

pianostool.  He said he had  been giving  Miss Dryfoos a lesson on the banjo; he had borrowed the  banjo of

Miss  Vance.  Then he struck the chord he had been trying to  teach Christine,  and played over the air he had

sung. 

"How do you like that?"  he asked, whirling round. 

"It seems rather a disrespectful little tune, somehow," said Alma,  placidly. 

Beaton rested his elbow on the corner of the piano and gazed  dreamily at  her.  "Your perceptions are

wonderful.  It is  disrespectful.  I played  it, up there, because I felt disrespectful to  them." 

"Do you claim that as a merit?" 

"No, I state it as a fact.  How can you respect such people?" 

"You might respect yourself, then," said the girl.  "Or perhaps  that  wouldn't be so easy, either." 

"No, it wouldn't.  I like to have you say these things to me," said  Beaton, impartially. 

"Well, I like to say them," Alma returned. 

"They do me good." 

"Oh, I don't know that that was my motive." 

"There is no one like youno one," said Beaton, as if  apostrophizing her  in her absence.  "To come from that

house, with its  assertions of money  you can hear it chink; you can smell the foul  old banknotes; it stifles

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"Thank you," said Alma.  "I'm glad there isn't that unpleasant odor  here;  but I wish there was a little more of

the chinking." 

"No, no! Don't say that!" he implored.  "I like to think that there  is  one soul uncontaminated by the sense of

money in this big, brutal,  sordid  city." 

"You mean two," said Alma, with modesty.  "But if you stifle at the  Dryfooses', why do you go there?" 

"Why do I go?"  he mused.  "Don't you believe in knowing all the  natures,  the types, you can?  Those girls are a

strange study: the  young one is a  simple, earthly creature, as common as an oatfield and  the other a sort  of

sylvan life: fierce, flashing, feline" 

Alma burst out into a laugh.  "What apt alliteration!  And do they  like  being studied?  I should think the sylvan

life mightscratch." 

"No," said Beaton, with melancholy absence, "it onlypurrs." 

The girl felt a rising indignation.  "Well, then, Mr. Beaton, I  should  hope it would scratch, and bite, too.  I

think you've no  business to go  about studying people, as you do.  It's abominable." 

"Go on," said the young man.  "That Puritan conscience of yours!  It appeals to the old Covenanter strain in

melike a voice of pre  existence.  Go on" 

"Oh, if I went on I should merely say it was not only abominable,  but  contemptible." 

"You could be my guardian angel, Alma," said the young man, making  his  eyes more and more slumbrous

and dreamy. 

"Stuff! I hope I have a soul above buttons!" 

He smiled, as she rose, and followed her across the room.  "Goodnight;  Mr. Beaton," she said. 

Miss Woodburn and Fulkerson came in from the other room.  "What!  You're  not going, Beaton?" 

"Yes; I'm going to a reception.  I stopped in on my way." 

"To kill time," Alma explained. 

"Well," said Fulkerson, gallantly, "this is the last place I should  like  to do it.  But I guess I'd better be going,

too.  It has  sometimes  occurred to me that there is such a thing as staying too  late.  But with  Brother Beaton,

here, just starting in for an  evening's amusement, it  does seem a little early yet.  Can't you urge  me to stay,

somebody?" 

The two girls laughed, and Miss Woodburn said: 

"Mr. Beaton is such a butterfly of fashion! Ah wish Ah was on mah  way to  a pawty.  Ah feel quahte envious." 

"But he didn't say it to make you," Alma explained, with meek  softness. 

"Well, we can't all be swells.  Where is your party, anyway,  Beaton?"  asked Fulkerson.  "How do you manage

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Beaton took these mockeries serenely, and shook hands with Miss  Woodburn,  with the effect of having

already shaken hands with Alma.  She stood with  hers clasped behind her. 

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Beaton went away with the smile on his face which he had kept in  listening to Fulkerson, and carried it with

him to the reception.  He  believed that Alma was vexed with him for more personal reasons than  she had

implied; it flattered him that she should have resented what  he  told her of the Dryfooses.  She had scolded him

in their behalf  apparently; but really because he had made her jealous by his  interest,  of whatever kind, in

some one else.  What followed, had  followed  naturally.  Unless she had been quite a simpleton she could  not

have met  his provisional lovemaking on any other terms; and the  reason why Beaton  chiefly liked Alma

Leighton was that she was not a  simpleton.  Even up in  the country, when she was overawed by his

acquaintance, at first, she was  not very deeply overawed, and at times  she was not overawed at all.  At such

times she astonished him by  taking his most solemn histrionics  with flippant incredulity, and even

burlesquing them.  But he could see,  all the same, that he had caught  her fancy, and he admired the skill with

which she punished his  neglect when they met in New York.  He had really  come very near  forgetting the

Leightons; the intangible obligations of  mutual  kindness which hold some men so fast, hung loosely upon

him;  it would  not have hurt him to break from them altogether; but when he  recognized them at last, he found

that it strengthened them  indefinitely  to have Alma ignore them so completely.  If she had been  sentimental,

or  softly reproachful, that would have been the end; he  could not have stood  it; he would have had to drop

her.  But when she  met him on his own  ground, and obliged him to be sentimental, the game  was in her hands.

Beaton laughed, now, when he thought of that, and he  said to himself that  the girl had grown immensely

since she had come  to New York; nothing  seemed to have been lost upon her; she must have  kept her eyes

uncommonly  wide open.  He noticed that especially in  their talks over her work; she  had profited by

everything she had seen  and heard; she had all of  Wetmore's ideas pat; it amused Beaton to see  how she

seized every useful  word that he dropped, too, and turned him  to technical account whenever  she could.  He

liked that; she had a  great deal of talent; there was no  question of that; if she were a man  there could be no

question of her  future.  He began to construct a  future for her; it included provision  for himself, too; it was a

common future, in which their lives and work  were united. 

He was full of the glow of its prosperity when he met Margaret  Vance at  the reception. 

The house was one where people might chat a long time together  without  publicly committing themselves to

an interest in each other  except such a  grew out of each other's ideas.  Miss Vance was there  because she

united  in her catholic sympathies or ambitions the objects  of the fashionable  people and of the aesthetic

people who met there on  common ground.  It  was almost the only house in New York where this  happened

often, and it  did not happen very often there.  It was a  literary house, primarily,  with artistic qualifications, and

the  frequenters of it were mostly  authors and artists; Wetmore, who was  always trying to fit everything  with a

phrase, said it was the  unfrequenters who were fashionable.  There  was great ease there, and  simplicity; and if

there was not distinction,  it was not for want of  distinguished people, but because there seems to  be some

solvent in  New York life that reduces all men to a common level,  that touches  everybody with its potent

magic and brings to the surface  the deeply  underlying nobody.  The effect for some temperaments, for

consciousness, for egotism, is admirable; for curiosity, for hero  worship, it is rather baffling.  It is the spirit of

the street  transferred to the drawingroom; indiscriminating, levelling, but  doubtless finally wholesome, and

witnessing the immensity of the  place,  if not consenting to the grandeur of reputations or presences. 

Beaton now denied that this house represented a salon at all, in  the old  sense; and he held that the salon was

impossible, even  undesirable,  with us, when Miss Vance sighed for it.  At any rate, he  said that this  turmoil of

coming and going, this bubble and babble,  this cackling and  hissing of conversation was not the expression of

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delightfulness, but he said their  assemblage in such  quantity alone denied the salon; there was too much  of a

good thing.  The French word implied a long evening of general  talk among the guests,  crowned with a little

chicken at supper, ending  at cockcrow.  Here was  tea, with milk or with lemonbaths of it and  claretcup for

the hardier  spirits throughout the evening.  It was  very nice, very pleasant, but it  was not the little

chickennot the  salon.  In fact, he affirmed, the  salon descended from above, out of  the great world, and

included the  aesthetic world in it.  But our  great worldthe rich people, were  stupid, with no wish to be

otherwise; they were not even curious about  authors and artists.  Beaton fancied himself speaking impartially,

and so  he allowed  himself to speak bitterly; he said that in no other city in  the world,  except Vienna, perhaps,

were such people so little a part of  society. 

"It isn't altogether the rich people's fault," said Margaret; and  she  spoke impartially, too.  "I don't believe that

the literary men  and the  artists would like a salon that descended to them.  Madame  Geoffrin, you  know, was

very plebeian; her husband was a business man  of some sort." 

"He would have been a howling swell in New York," said Beaton,  still  impartially. 

Wetmore came up to their corner, with a scroll of bread and butter  in one  hand and a cup of tea in the other.

Large and fat, and  cleanshaven, he  looked like a monk in evening dress. 

"We were talking about salons," said Margaret. 

"Why don't you open a salon yourself?"  asked Wetmore, breathing  thickly  from the anxiety of getting

through the crowd without spilling  his tea. 

"Like poor Lady Barberina Lemon?"  said the girl, with a laugh.  "What a  good story!  That idea of a woman

who couldn't be interested  in any of  the arts because she was socially and traditionally the  material of them!

We can, never reach that height of nonchalance in  this country." 

"Not if we tried seriously?" suggested the painter.  "I've an idea  that  if the Americans ever gave their minds to

that sort of thing,  they could  take the palmor the cake, as Beaton here would sayjust  as they do in

everything else.  When we do have an aristocracy, it  will be an  aristocracy that will go ahead of anything the

world has  ever seen.  Why don't somebody make a beginning, and go in openly for  an ancestry,  and a lower

middle class, and an hereditary legislature,  and all the  rest?  We've got liveries, and crests, and palaces, and

caste feeling.  We're all right as far as we've gone, and we've got the  money to go any  length." 

"Like your naturalgas man, Mr. Beaton," said the girl, with a  smiling  glance round at him. 

"Ah!" said Wetmore, stirring his tea, "has Beaton got a naturalgas  man?" 

"My naturalgas man," said Beaton, ignoring Wetmore's question,  "doesn't  know how to live in his palace

yet, and I doubt if he has any  caste  feeling.  I fancy his family believe themselves victims of it.  They say

one of the young ladies doesthat she never saw such an  unsociable  place as New York; nobody calls." 

"That's good!" said Wetmore.  "I suppose they're all ready for  company,  too: good cook, furniture, servants,

carriages?" 

"Galore," said Beaton. 

"Well, that's too bad.  There's a chance for you, Miss Vance.  Doesn't  your philanthropy embrace the socially

destitute as well as  the  financially?  Just think of a family like that, without a friend,  in a  great city!  I should

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He distinguished that kind as Margaret's by a glance of ironical  deference.  She had a repute for good works

which was out of  proportion  to the works, as it always is, but she was really active in  that way,  under the

vague obligation, which we now all feel, to be  helpful.  She  was of the church which seems to have found a

reversion  to the imposing  ritual of the past the way back to the early ideals of  Christian  brotherhood. 

"Oh, they seem to have Mr. Beaton," Margaret answered, and Beaton  felt  obscurely flattered by her reference

to his patronage of the  Dryfooses. 

He explained to Wetmore: "They have me because they partly own me.  Dryfoos is Fulkerson's financial

backer in 'Every Other Week'." 

"Is that so?  Well, that's interesting, too.  Aren't you rather  astonished, Miss Vance, to see what a petty thing

Beaton is making of  that magazine of his?" 

"Oh," said Margaret, "it's so very nice, every way; it makes you  feel as  if you did have a country, after all.  It's

as chicthat  detestable  little word!as those new French books." 

"Beaton modelled it on them.  But you mustn't suppose he does  everything  about 'Every Other Week'; he'd

like you to.  Beaton, you  haven't come up  to that cover of your first number, since.  That was  the design of one

of  my pupils, Miss Vancea little girl that Beaton  discovered down in New  Hampshire last summer." 

"Oh yes.  And have you great hopes of her, Mr. Wetmore?" 

"She seems to have more love of it and knack for it than any one of  her  sex I've seen yet.  It really looks like a

case of art for art's  sake,  at times.  But you can't tell.  They're liable to get married at  any  moment, you know.

Look here, Beaton, when your naturalgas man  gets to  the picturebuying stage in his development, just

remember  your old  friends, will you?  You know, Miss Vance, those new fellows  have their  regular stages.

They never know what to do with their  money, but they  find out that people buy pictures, at one point.  They

shut your things  up in their houses where nobody comes, and after a  while they overeat  themselvesthey

don't know what, else to doand  die of apoplexy, and  leave your pictures to a gallery, and then they  see the

light.  It's  slow, but it's pretty sure.  Well, I see Beaton  isn't going to move on,  as he ought to do; and so I must.

He always  was an unconventional  creature." 

Wetmore went away, but Beaton remained, and he outstayed several  other  people who came up to speak to

Miss Vance.  She was interested  in  everybody, and she liked the talk of these clever literary,  artistic,  clerical,

even theatrical people, and she liked the sort of  court with  which they recognized her fashion as well as her

cleverness; it was very  pleasant to be treated intellectually as if  she were one of themselves,  and socially as if

she was not habitually  the same, but a sort of guest  in Bohemia, a distinguished stranger.  If it was Arcadia

rather than  Bohemia, still she felt her quality of  distinguished stranger.  The  flattery of it touched her fancy,

and not  her vanity; she had very little  vanity.  Beaton's devotion made the  same sort of appeal; it was not so

much that she liked him as she  liked being the object of his admiration.  She was a girl of genuine  sympathies,

intellectual rather than  sentimental.  In fact, she was an  intellectual person, whom qualities of  the heart saved

from being  disagreeable, as they saved her on the other  hand from being worldly  or cruel in her

fashionableness.  She had read a  great many books, and  had ideas about them, quite courageous and original

ideas; she knew  about picturesshe had been in Wetmore's class; she was  fond of  music; she was willing to

understand even politics; in Boston she  might have been agnostic, but in New York she was sincerely

religious;  she was very accomplished; and perhaps it was her goodness that  prevented  her feeling what was

not best in Beaton. 

"Do you think," she said, after the retreat of one of the comers  and  goers left her alone with him again, "that

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"Those young ladies?"  Beaton echoed.  "Miss Leighton and" 

"No; I have been there with my aunt's cards already." 

"Oh yes," said Beaton, as if he had known of it; he admired the  pluck and  pride with which Alma had

refrained from ever mentioning the  fact to him,  and had kept her mother from mentioning it, which must  have

been  difficult. 

"I mean the Miss Dryfooses.  It seems really barbarous, if nobody  goes  near them.  We do all kinds of things,

and help all kinds of  people in  some ways, but we let strangers remain strangers unless they  know how to

make their way among us." 

"The Dryfooses certainly wouldn't know how to make their way among  you,"  said Beaton, with a sort of

dreamy absence in his tone. 

Miss Vance went on, speaking out the process of reasoning in her  mind,  rather than any conclusions she had

reached.  "We defend  ourselves by  trying to believe that they must have friends of their  own, or that they

would think us patronizing, and wouldn't like being  made the objects of  social charity; but they needn't really

suppose  anything of the kind." 

"I don't imagine they would," said Beaton.  "I think they'd be only  too  happy to have you come.  But you

wouldn't know what to do with  each  other, indeed, Miss Vance." 

"Perhaps we shall like each other," said the girl, bravely, "and  then we  shall know.  What Church are they of?" 

"I don't believe they're of any," said Beaton.  "The mother was  brought  up a Dunkard." 

"A Dunkard?" 

Beaton told what he knew of the primitive sect, with its early  Christian  polity, its literal interpretation of

Christ's ethics, and  its quaint  ceremonial of footwashing; he made something picturesque  of that.  "The

father is a Mammonworshipper, pure and simple.  I  suppose the young  ladies go to church, but I don't know

where.  They  haven't tried to  convert me." 

"I'll tell them not to despairafter I've converted them," said  Miss  Vance.  "Will you let me use you as a

'point d'appui', Mr.  Beaton?" 

"Any way you like.  If you're really going to see them, perhaps I'd  better make a confession.  I left your banjo

with them, after I got it  put in order." 

"How very nice!  Then we have a common interest already." 

"Do you mean the banjo, or" 

"The banjo, decidedly.  Which of them plays?" 

"Neither.  But the eldest heard that the banjo was 'all the rage,'  as the  youngest says.  Perhaps you can persuade

them that good works  are the  rage, too." 

Beaton had no very lively belief that Margaret would go to see the  Dryfooses; he did so few of the things he

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figuring the possible encounter between Margaret Vance,  with her  intellectual elegance, her eager sympathies

and generous  ideals, and  those girls with their rude past, their false and  distorted perspective,  their sordid and

hungry selfishness, and their  faith in the omnipotence  of their father's wealth wounded by their  experience of

its present  social impotence.  At the bottom of his  heart he sympathized with them  rather than with her; he

was more like  them. 

People had ceased coming, and some of them were going.  Miss Vance  said  she must go, too, and she was

about to rise, when the host came  up with  March; Beaton turned away. 

"Miss Vance, I want to introduce Mr. March, the editor of 'Every  Other  Week.'  You oughtn't to be restricted

to the art department.  We  literary  fellows think that arm of the service gets too much of the  glory  nowadays."

His banter was for Beaton, but he was already beyond  ear  shot, and the host went on: 

Mr. March can talk with you about your favorite Boston.  He's just  turned  his back on it." 

"Oh, I hope not!" said Miss Vance.  "I can't imagine anybody  voluntarily  leaving Boston." 

"I don't say he's so bad as that," said the host, committing March  to  her.  "He came to New York because he

couldn't help itlike the  rest of  us.  I never know whether that's a compliment to New York or  not." 

They talked Boston a little while, without finding that they had  common  acquaintance there; Miss Vance

must have concluded that society  was much  larger in Boston than she had supposed from her visits there,  or

else  that March did not know many people in it.  But she was not a  girl to  care much for the inferences that

might be drawn from such  conclusions;  she rather prided herself upon despising them; and she  gave herself to

the pleasure of being talked to as if she were of  March's own age.  In the glow of her sympathetic beauty and

elegance he  talked his best,  and tried to amuse her with his jokes, which he had  the art of tingeing  with a little

seriousness on one side.  He made  her laugh; and he  flattered her by making her think; in her turn she  charmed

him so much by  enjoying what he said that he began to brag of  his wife, as a good  husband always does when

another woman charms him;  and she asked, Oh was  Mrs. March there; and would he introduce her? 

She asked Mrs. March for her address, and whether she had a day;  and she  said she would come to see her, if

she would let her.  Mrs.  March could  not be so enthusiastic about her as March was, but as they  walked home

together they talked the girl over, and agreed about her  beauty and her  amiability.  Mrs. March said she

seemed very unspoiled  for a person who  must have been so much spoiled.  They tried to  analyze her charm,

and  they succeeded in formulating it as a  combination of intellectual  fashionableness and worldly innocence.

"I  think," said Mrs. March,  "that city girls, brought up as she must have  been, are often the most  innocent of

all.  They never imagine the  wickedness of the world, and if  they marry happily they go through  life as

innocent as children.  Everything combines to keep them so; the  very hollowness of society  shields them.

They are the loveliest of  the human race.  But perhaps the  rest have to pay too much for them." 

"For such an exquisite creature as Miss Vance," said March, "we  couldn't  pay too much." 

A wild laughing cry suddenly broke upon the air at the  streetcrossing in  front of them.  A girl's voice called

out: "Run,  run, Jen!  The copper is  after you."  A woman's figure rushed  stumbling across the way and into  the

shadow of the houses, pursued by  a burly policeman. 

"Ah, but if that's part of the price?" 

They went along fallen from the gay spirit of their talk into a  silence  which he broke with a sigh.  "Can that

poor wretch and the  radiant girl  we left yonder really belong to the same system of  things?  How  impossible

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VI.

Mrs. Horn believed in the world and in society and its unwritten  constitution devoutly, and she tolerated her

niece's benevolent  activities as she tolerated her aesthetic sympathies because these  things, however oddly,

were toleratedeven encouragedby society;  and they gave Margaret a charm.  They made her originality

interesting.  Mrs. Horn did not intend that they should ever go so far  as to make her  troublesome; and it was

with a sense of this abeyant  authority of her  aunt's that the girl asked her approval of her  proposed call upon

the  Dryfooses.  She explained as well as she could  the social destitution of  these opulent people, and she had

of course  to name Beaton as the source  of her knowledge concerning them. 

"Did Mr. Beaton suggest your calling on them?" 

"No; he rather discouraged it." 

"And why do you think you ought to go in this particular instance?  New  York is full of people who don't

know anybody." 

Margaret laughed.  "I suppose it's like any other charity: you  reach the  cases you know of.  The others you say

you can't help, and  you try to  ignore them." 

"It's very romantic," said Mrs. Horn.  "I hope you've counted the  cost;  all the possible consequences." 

Margaret knew that her aunt had in mind their common experience  with the  Leightons, whom, to give their

common conscience peace, she  had called  upon with her aunt's cards and excuses, and an invitation  for her

Thursdays, somewhat too late to make the visit seem a welcome  to New  York.  She was so coldly received,

not so much for herself as  in her  quality of envoy, that her aunt experienced all the comfort  which  vicarious

penance brings.  She did not perhaps consider  sufficiently her  niece's guiltlessness in the expiation.  Margaret

was  not with her at  St. Barnaby in the fatal fortnight she passed there,  and never saw the  Leightons till she

went to call upon them.  She  never complained: the  strain of asceticism, which mysteriously exists  in us all,

and makes us  put peas, boiled or unboiled, in our shoes,  gave her patience with the  snub which the Leightons

presented her for  her aunt.  But now she said,  with this in mind: "Nothing seems simpler  than to get rid of

people if  you don't want them.  You merely have to  let them alone." 

"It isn't so pleasant, letting them alone," said Mrs. Horn. 

"Or having them let you alone," said Margaret; for neither Mrs.  Leighton  nor Alma had ever come to enjoy

the belated hospitality of  Mrs. Horn's  Thursdays. 

"Yes, or having them let you alone," Mrs. Horn courageously  consented.  "And all that I ask you, Margaret, is

to be sure that you  really want to  know these people." 

"I don't," said the girl, seriously, "in the usual way." 

"Then the question is whether you do in the un usual way.  They  will  build a great deal upon you," said Mrs.

Horn, realizing how much  the  Leightons must have built upon her, and how much out of proportion  to her

desert they must now dislike her; for she seemed to have had  them on her  mind from the time they came, and

had always meant to  recognize any  reasonable claim they had upon her. 

"It seems very odd, very sad," Margaret returned, "that you never  could  act unselfishly in society affairs.  If I

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I might do them good, evenit would be  impossible." 

"Quite," said her aunt.  "Such a thing would be quixotic.  Society  doesn't rest upon any such basis.  It can't; it

would go to pieces, if  people acted from unselfish motives." 

"Then it's a painted savage!" said the girl.  "All its favors are  really  bargains.  It's gifts are for gifts back again." 

"Yes, that is true," said Mrs. Horn, with no more sense of wrong in  the  fact than the political economist has in

the fact that wages are  the  measure of necessity and not of merit.  "You get what you pay for.  It's  a matter of

business."  She satisfied herself with this formula,  which  she did not invent, as fully as if it were a reason; but

she did  not  dislike her niece's revolt against it.  That was part of  Margaret's  originality, which pleased her aunt

in proportion to her  own  conventionality; she was really a timid person, and she liked the  show of  courage

which Margaret's magnanimity often reflected upon her.  She had  through her a repute, with people who did

not know her well,  for  intellectual and moral qualities; she was supposed to be literary  and  charitable; she

almost had opinions and ideals, but really fell  short of  their possession.  She thought that she set bounds to the

girl's  originality because she recognized them.  Margaret understood  this better  than her aunt, and knew that

she had consulted her about  going to see the  Dryfooses out of deference, and with no expectation  of luminous

instruction.  She was used to being a law to herself, but  she knew what  she might and might not do, so that she

was rather a  bylaw.  She was the  kind of girl that might have fancies for artists  and poets, but might end  by

marrying a prosperous broker, and  leavening a vast lump of moneyed and  fashionable life with her  culture,

generosity, and goodwill.  The  intellectual interests were  first with her, but she might be equal to  sacrificing

them; she had  the best heart, but she might know how to  harden it; if she was  eccentric, her social orbit was

defined; comets  themselves traverse  space on fixed lines.  She was like every one else,  a congeries of

contradictions and inconsistencies, but obedient to the  general  expectation of what a girl of her position must

and must not  finally  be.  Provisionally, she was very much what she liked to be. 

VII

Margaret Vance tried to give herself some reason for going to call  upon  the Dryfooses, but she could find

none better than the wish to do  a kind  thing.  This seemed queerer and less and less sufficient as she  examined

it, and she even admitted a little curiosity as a harmless  element in her  motive, without being very well

satisfied with it.  She  tried to add a  slight sense of social duty, and then she decided to  have no motive at  all,

but simply to pay her visit as she would to any  other eligible  strangers she saw fit to call upon.  She perceived

that  she must be very  careful not to let them see that any other impulse  had governed her; she  determined, if

possible, to let them patronize  her; to be very modest and  sincere and diffident, and, above all, not  to play a

part.  This was  easy, compared with the choice of a manner  that should convey to them the  fact that she was

not playing a part.  When the hesitating Irish serving  man had acknowledged that the  ladies were at home,

and had taken her card  to them, she sat waiting  for them in the drawingroom.  Her study of its  appointments,

with  their impersonal costliness, gave her no suggestion  how to proceed;  the two sisters were upon her before

she had really  decided, and she  rose to meet them with the conviction that she was going  to play a  part for

want of some chosen means of not doing so.  She found  herself, before she knew it, making her banjo a

property in the little  comedy, and professing so much pleasure in the fact that Miss Dryfoos  was  taking it up;

she had herself been so much interested by it.  Anything,  she said, was a relief from the piano; and then,

between  the guitar and  the banjo, one must really choose the banjo, unless one  wanted to devote  one's whole

natural life to the violin.  Of course,  there was the  mandolin; but Margaret asked if they did not feel that  the

bit of shell  you struck it with interposed a distance between you  and the real soul of  the instrument; and then

it did have such a  faint, mosquitoy little tone!  She made much of the question, which  they left her to debate

alone while  they gazed solemnly at her till  she characterized the tone of the  mandolin, when Mela broke into

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"Well, that's just what it does sound like," she explained  defiantly to  her sister.  "I always feel like it was

going to settle  somewhere, and I  want to hit myself a slap before it begins to bite.  I don't see what  ever

brought such a thing into fashion." 

Margaret had not expected to be so powerfully seconded, and she  asked,  after gathering herself together,

"And you are both learning  the banjo?"  "My, no!" said Mela, "I've gone through enough with the  piano.

Christine  is learnun' it." 

"I'm so glad you are making my banjo useful at the outset, Miss  Dryfoos."  Both girls stared at her, but found

it hard to cope with the  fact that  this was the lady friend whose banjo Beaton had lent them.  "Mr. Beaton

mentioned that he had left it here.  I hope you'll keep  it as long as you  find it useful." 

At this amiable speech even Christine could not help thanking her.  "Of course," she said, "I expect to get

another, right off.  Mr.  Beaton  is going to choose it for me." 

"You are very fortunate.  If you haven't a teacher yet I should so  like  to recommend mine." 

Mela broke out in her laugh again.  "Oh, I guess Christine's pretty  well  suited with the one she's got," she said,

with insinuation.  Her  sister  gave her a frowning glance, and Margaret did not tempt her to  explain. 

"Then that's much better," she said.  " I have a kind of  superstition in  such matters; I don't like to make a

second choice.  In a shop I like to  take the first thing of the kind I'm looking for,  and even if I choose  further I

come back to the original." 

"How funny!" said Mela.  "Well, now, I'm just the other way.  I  always  take the last thing, after I've picked

over all the rest.  My  luck always  seems to be at the bottom of the heap.  Now, Christine,  she's more like  you.  I

believe she could walk right up blindfolded  and put her hand on  the thing she wants every time." 

"I'm like father," said Christine, softened a little by the  celebration  of her peculiarity.  "He says the reason so

many people  don't get what  they want is that they don't want it bad enough.  Now,  when I want a  thing, it

seems to me that I want it all through." 

"Well, that's just like father, too," said Mela.  "That's the way  he done  when he got that eightyacre piece next

to Moffitt that he  kept when he  sold the farm, and that's got some of the best gaswells  on it now that  there is

anywhere."  She addressed the explanation to  her sister, to the  exclusion of Margaret, who, nevertheless,

listened  with a smiling face  and a resolutely polite air of being a party to  the conversation.  Mela  rewarded her

amiability by saying to her,  finally, "You've never been in  the naturalgas country, have you?" 

"Oh no! And I should so much like to see it!" said Margaret, with a  fervor that was partly, voluntary. 

"Would you?  Well, we're kind of sick of it, but I suppose it would  strike a stranger." 

"I never got tired of looking at the big wells when they lit them  up,"  said Christine.  "It seems as if the world

was on fire." 

"Yes, and when you see the surfacegas burnun' down in the woods,  like it  used to by our springhouseso

still, and never spreadun' any,  just like  a bed of some kind of wild flowers when you ketch sight of  it a piece

off." 

They began to tell of the wonders of their strange land in an  antiphony  of reminiscences and descriptions;

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property; they bragged of the high  civilization of Moffitt, which they  compared to its advantage with  that of

New York.  They became excited by  Margaret's interest in  natural gas, and forgot to be suspicious and

envious. 

She said, as she rose, "Oh, how much I should like to see it all!"  Then  she made a little pause, and added: 

"I'm so sorry my aunt's Thursdays are over; she never has them  after  Lent, but we're to have some people

Tuesday evening at a little  concert  which a musical friend is going to give with some other  artists.  There

won't be any banjos, I'm afraid, but there'll be some  very good singing,  and my aunt would be so glad if you

could come with  your mother." 

She put down her aunt's card on the table near her, while Mela  gurgled,  as if it were the best joke: "Oh, my!

Mother never goes  anywhere; you  couldn't get her out for love or money."  But she was  herself overwhelmed

with a simple joy at Margaret's politeness, and  showed it in a sensuous  way, like a child, as if she had been

tickled.  She came closer to  Margaret and seemed about to fawn physically upon  her. 

"Ain't she just as lovely as she can live?"  she demanded of her  sister  when Margaret was gone. 

"I don't know," said Christine.  "I guess she wanted to know who  Mr. Beaton had been lending her banjo to." 

"Pshaw!  Do you suppose she's in love with him?"  asked Mela, and  then  she broke into her hoarse laugh at the

look her sister gave her.  "Well,  don't eat me, Christine! I wonder who she is, anyway?  I'm  goun' to git  it out

of Mr. Beaton the next time he calls.  I guess  she's somebody.  Mrs. Mandel can tell.  I wish that old friend of

hers  would hurry up and  git wellor something.  But I guess we appeared  about as well as she  did.  I could

see she was afraid of you,  Christine.  I reckon it's  gittun' around a little about father; and  when it does I don't

believe we  shall want for callers.  Say, are you  goun'? To that concert of theirs?" 

"I don't know.  Not till I know who they are first." 

"Well, we've got to hump ourselves if we're goun' to find out  before  Tuesday." 

As she went home Margaret felt wrought in her that most incredible  of the  miracles, which, nevertheless, any

one may make his experience.  She felt  kindly to these girls because she had tried to make them  happy, and

she  hoped that in the interest she had shown there had been  none of the  poison of flattery.  She was aware that

this was a risk  she ran in such  an attempt to do good.  If she had escaped this effect  she was willing to  leave

the rest with Providence. 

VIII.

The notion that a girl of Margaret Vance's traditions would  naturally  form of girls like Christine and Mela

Dryfoos would be that  they were  abashed in the presence of the new conditions of their  lives, and that  they

must receive the advance she had made them with a  certain grateful  humility.  However they received it, she

had made it  upon principle, from  a romantic conception of duty; but this was the  way she imagined they

would receive it, because she thought that she  would have done so if she  had been as ignorant and unbred as

they.  Her error was in arguing their  attitude from her own temperament, and  endowing them, for the purposes

of  argument, with her perspective.  They had not the means, intellectual or  moral, of feeling as she  fancied.  If

they had remained at home on the  farm where they were  born, Christine would have grown up that

embodiment  of impassioned  suspicion which we find oftenest in the narrowest spheres,  and Mela  would

always have been a goodnatured simpleton; but they would  never  have doubted their equality with the

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father's success in making money had blinded them  forever to any  possible difference against them.  They had

no question  of themselves in  the social abeyance to which they had been left in  New York.  They had  been

surprised, mystified; it was not what they  had expected; there must  be some mistake. 

They were the victims of an accident, which would be repaired as  soon as  the fact of their father's wealth had

got around.  They had  been  steadfast in their faith, through all their disappointment, that  they  were not only

better than most people by virtue of his money, but  as good  as any; and they took Margaret's visit, so far as

they,  investigated its  motive, for a sign that at last it was beginning to  get around; of  course, a thing could not

get around in New York so  quick as it could in  a small place.  They were confirmed in their  belief by the

sensation of  Mrs. Mandel when she returned to duty that  afternoon, and they consulted  her about going to

Mrs. Horn's musicale.  If she had felt any doubt at  the name for there were Horns and  Hornsthe address on

the card put the  matter beyond question; and she  tried to make her charges understand what  a precious chance

had  befallen them.  She did not succeed; they had not  the premises, the  experience, for a sufficient impression;

and she undid  her work in  part by the effort to explain that Mrs. Horn's standing was  independent of money;

that though she was positively rich, she was  comparatively poor.  Christine inferred that Miss Vance had

called  because she wished to be the first to get in with them since it had  begun  to get around.  This view

commended itself to Mela, too, but  without  warping her from her opinion that Miss Vance was all the same

too sweet  for anything.  She had not so vivid a consciousness of her  father's money  as Christine had; but she

reposed perhaps all the more  confidently upon  its power.  She was far from thinking meanly of any  one who

thought  highly of her for it; that seemed so natural a result  as to be amiable,  even admirable; she was willing

that any such person  should get all the  good there was in such an attitude toward her. 

They discussed the matter that night at dinner before their father  and  mother, who mostly sat silent at their

meals; the father frowning  absently over his plate, with his head close to it, and making play  into  his mouth

with the back of his knife (he had got so far toward  the use of  his fork as to despise those who still ate from

the edge of  their  knives), and the mother partly missing hers at times in the  nervous  tremor that shook her

face from side to side. 

After a while the subject of Mela's hoarse babble and of  Christine's  highpitched, thin, sharp forays of

assertion and denial  in the field  which her sister's voice seemed to cover, made its way  into the old man's

consciousness, and he perceived that they were  talking with Mrs. Mandel  about it, and that his wife was from

time to  time offering an irrelevant  and mistaken comment.  He agreed with  Christine, and silently took her

view of the affair some time before  he made any sign of having listened.  There had been a time in his life

when other things besides his money  seemed admirable to him.  He had  once respected himself for the hard

headed, practical common sense  which first gave him standing among his  country neighbors; which made

him supervisor, school trustee, justice of  the peace, county  commissioner, secretary of the Moffitt County

Agricultural Society.  In those days he had served the public with  disinterested zeal and  proud ability; he used

to write to the Lake Shore  Farmer on  agricultural topics; he took part in opposing, through the  Moffitt  papers,

the legislative waste of the people's money; on the  question  of selling a local canal to the railroad company,

which killed  that  fine old State work, and let the dry ditch grow up to grass, he  might  have gone to the

Legislature, but he contented himself with  defeating  the Moffitt member who had voted for the job.  If he

opposed  some  measures for the general good, like high schools and school  libraries,  it was because he lacked

perspective, in his intense  individualism,  and suspected all expense of being spendthrift.  He  believed in good

district schools, and he had a fondness, crude but  genuine, for some  kinds of readinghistory, and forensics

of an  elementary sort. 

With his good head for figures he doubted doctors and despised  preachers;  he thought lawyers were all

rascals, but he respected them  for their  ability; he was not himself litigious, but he enjoyed the  intellectual

encounters of a difficult lawsuit, and he often attended  a sitting of the  fall term of court, when he went to

town, for the  pleasure of hearing the  speeches.  He was a good citizen, and a good  husband.  As a good father,

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crossed him most, till the twins died.  After that he never struck any  of them; and from the sight of a blow

dealt a horse he turned as if  sick.  It was a long time before he lifted  himself up from his sorrow,  and then the

will of the man seemed to have  been breached through his  affections.  He let the girls do as they  pleasedthe

twins had been  girls; he let them go away to school, and got  them a piano.  It was  they who made him sell the

farm.  If Conrad had  only had their spirit  he could have made him keep it, he felt; and he  resented the want of

support he might have found in a less yielding  spirit than his son's. 

His moral decay began with his perception of the opportunity of  making  money quickly and abundantly,

which offered itself to him after  he sold  his farm.  He awoke to it slowly, from a desolation in which  he tasted

the last bitter of homesickness, the utter misery of  idleness and  listlessness.  When he broke down and cried

for the  hardworking,  wholesome life he had lost, he was near the end of this  season of  despair, but he was

also near the end of what was best in  himself.  He devolved upon a meaner ideal than that of conservative

good  citizenship, which had been his chief moral experience: the money  he had  already made without effort

and without merit bred its unholy  selflove  in him; he began to honor money, especially money that had  been

won  suddenly and in large sums; for money that had been earned  painfully,  slowly, and in little amounts, he

had only pity and  contempt.  The poison  of that ambition to go somewhere and be somebody  which the local

speculators had instilled into him began to work in  the vanity which had  succeeded his somewhat scornful

selfrespect; he  rejected Europe as the  proper field for his expansion; he rejected  Washington; he preferred

New  York, whither the men who have made money  and do not yet know that money  has made them, all

instinctively turn.  He came where he could watch his  money breed more money, and bring  greater increase of

its kind in an hour  of luck than the toil of  hundreds of men could earn in a year.  He called  it speculation,

stocks, the Street; and his pride, his faith in himself,  mounted with  his luck.  He expected, when he had sated

his greed,  to begin to  spend, and he had formulated an intention to build a great  house, to  add another to the

palaces of the countrybred millionaires who  have  come to adorn the great city.  In the mean time he made

little  account  of the things that occupied his children, except to fret at the  ungrateful indifference of his son to

the interests that could alone  make  a man of him.  He did not know whether his daughters were in  society or

not; with people coming and going in the house he would  have supposed  they must be so, no matter who the

people were; in some  vague way he felt  that he had hired society in Mrs. Mandel, at so much  a year.  He never

met a superior himself except now and then a man of  twenty or thirty  millions to his one or two, and then he

felt his soul  creep within him,  without a sense of social inferiority; it was a  question of financial  inferiority;

and though Dryfoos's soul bowed  itself and crawled, it was  with a gambler's admiration of wonderful  luck.

Other men said these  manymillioned millionaires were smart,  and got their money by sharp  practices to

which lesser men could not  attain; but Dryfoos believed that  he could compass the same ends, by  the same

means, with the same chances;  he respected their money, not  them. 

When he now heard Mrs. Mandel and his daughters talking of that  person,  whoever she was, that Mrs.

Mandel seemed to think had honored  his girls  by coming to see them, his curiosity was pricked as much as

his pride was  galled. 

"Well, anyway," said Mela, "I don't care whether Christine's goon'  or  not; I am.  And you got to go with me,

Mrs. Mandel." 

"Well, there's a little difficulty," said Mrs. Mandel, with her  unfailing  dignity and politeness.  "I haven't been

asked, you know." 

"Then what are we goun' to do?"  demanded Mela, almost crossly.  She was  physically too amiable, she felt

too well corporeally, ever  to be quite  cross.  "She might 'a' knowedwell knownwe couldn't 'a'  come

alone,  in New York.  I don't see why, we couldn't.  I don't call  it much of an  invitation." 

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"She didn't say anything about mother: Did she, Christine?  Or,  yes, she  did, too.  And I told her she couldn't

git mother out.  Don't  you  remember?" 

"I didn't pay much attention," said Christine.  "I wasn't certain  we  wanted to go." 

"I reckon you wasn't goun' to let her see that we cared much," said  Mela,  half reproachful, half proud of this

attitude of Christine.  "Well,  I don't see but what we got to stay at home."  She laughed at  this lame  conclusion

of the matter. 

"Perhaps Mr. Conradyou could very properly take him without an  express  invitation" Mrs. Mandel

began. 

Conrad looked up in alarm and protest.  "II don't think I could  go that  evening" 

"What's the reason?" his father broke in, harshly.  "You're not  such a  sheep that you're afraid to go into

company with your sisters?  Or are  you too good to go with them?" 

"If it's to be anything like that night when them hussies come out  and  danced that way," said Mrs. Dryfoos, "I

don't blame Coonrod for  not  wantun' to go.  I never saw the beat of it." 

Mela sent a yelling laugh across the table to her mother.  "Well, I  wish  Miss Vance could 'a' heard that!  Why,

mother, did you think it  like the  ballet?" 

"Well, I didn't know, Mely, child," said the old woman.  "I didn't  know  what it was like.  I hain't never been to

one, and you can't be  too  keerful where you go, in a place like New York." 

"What's the reason you can't go?"  Dryfoos ignored the passage  between  his wife and daughter in making this

demand of his son, with a  sour face. 

"I have an engagement that nightit's one of our meetings." 

"I reckon you can let your meeting go for one night," said Dryfoos.  "It can't be so important as all that, that

you must disappoint your  sisters." 

"I don't like to disappoint those poor creatures.  They depend so  much  upon the meetings" 

"I reckon they can stand it for one night," said the old man.  He  added,  "The poor ye have with you always." 

"That's so, Coonrod," said his mother.  "It's the Saviour's own  words." 

"Yes, mother.  But they're not meant just as father used them." 

"How do you know how they were meant?  Or how I used them?"  cried  the  father.  "Now you just make your

plans to go with the girls,  Tuesday  night.  They can't go alone, and Mrs. Mandel can't go with  them." 

"Pshaw!" said Mela.  "We don't want to take Conrad away from his  meetun',  do we, Chris?" 

"I don't know," said Christine, in her high, fine voice.  "They  could get  along without him for one night, as

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"Well, I'm not agoun' to take him," said Mela.  "Now, Mrs. Mandel,  just  think out some other way.  Say!

What's the reason we couldn't get  somebody else to take us just as well?  Ain't that rulable?" 

"It would be allowable" 

"Allowable, I mean," Mela corrected herself. 

"But it might look a little significant, unless it was some old  family  friend." 

"Well, let's get Mr. Fulkerson to take us.  He's the oldest family  friend  we got." 

"I won't go with Mr. Fulkerson," said Christine, serenely. 

"Why, I'm sure, Christine," her mother pleaded, "Mr. Fulkerson is a  very  good young man, and very nice

appearun'." 

Mela shouted, "He's ten times as pleasant as that old Mr. Beaton of  Christine's!" 

Christine made no effort to break the constraint that fell upon the  table  at this sally, but her father said:

"Christine is right, Mela.  It  wouldn't do for you to go with any other young man.  Conrad will  go with  you." 

"I'm not certain I want to go, yet," said Christine. 

"Well, settle that among yourselves.  But if you want to go, your  brother  will go with you." 

"Of course, Coonrod 'll go, if his sisters wants him to," the old  woman  pleaded.  "I reckon it ain't agoun' to be

anything very bad; and  if it  is, Coonrod, why you can just git right up and come out." 

"It will be all right, mother.  And I will go, of course." 

"There, now, I knowed you would, Coonrod.  Now, fawther!"  This  appeal  was to make the old man say

something in recognition of  Conrad's  sacrifice. 

"You'll always find," he said, "that it's those of your own  household  that have the first claim on you." 

"That's so, Coonrod," urged his mother.  "It's Bible truth.  Your  fawther  ain't a perfesser, but he always did

read his Bible.  Search  the  Scriptures.  That's what it means." 

"Laws!" cried Mely, "a body can see, easy enough from mother, where  Conrad's wantun' to be a preacher

comes from.  I should 'a' thought  she'd  'a' wanted to been one herself." 

"Let your women keep silence in the churches," said the old woman,  solemnly. 

"There you go again, mother! I guess if you was to say that to some  of  the lady ministers nowadays, you'd git

yourself into trouble."  Mela  looked round for approval, and gurgled out a hoarse laugh. 

IX.

The Dryfooses went late to Mrs. Horn's musicale, in spite of Mrs.  Mandel's advice.  Christine made the delay,

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notion of the distinction of arriving late at any sort of  entertainment.  Mrs. Mandel insisted upon the difference

between this  musicale and an ordinary reception; but Christine rather fancied  disturbing a company that had

got seated, and perhaps making people  rise  and stand, while she found her way to her place, as she had seen

them.  do for a tardy comer at the theatre. 

Mela, whom she did not admit to her reasons or feelings always,  followed  her with the servile admiration she

had for all that  Christine did; and  she took on trust as somehow successful the result  of Christine's  obstinacy,

when they were allowed to stand against the  wall at the back  of the room through the whole of the long piece

begun  just before they  came in.  There had been no one to receive them; a  few people, in the  rear rows of

chairs near them, turned their heads  to glance at them, and  then looked away again.  Mela had her  misgivings;

but at the end of the  piece Miss Vance came up to them at  once, and then Mela knew that she had  her eyes on

them all the time,  and that Christine must have been right.  Christine said nothing about  their coming late, and

so Mela did not make  any excuse, and Miss Vance  seemed to expect none.  She glanced with a  sort of surprise

at Conrad,  when Christine introduced him; Mela did not  know whether she liked  their bringing him, till she

shook hands with him,  and said: "Oh, I am  very glad indeed!  Mr. Dryfoos and I have met  before."  Without

explaining where or when, she led them to her aunt and  presented them,  and then said, "I'm going to put you

with some friends of  yours," and  quickly seated them next the Marches.  Mela liked that well  enough;  she

thought she might have some joking with Mr. March, for all  his  wife was so stiff; but the look which

Christine wore seemed to  forbid,  provisionally at least, any such recreation.  On her part,  Christine  was cool

with the Marches.  It went through her mind that they  must  have told Miss Vance they knew her; and perhaps

they had boasted of  her intimacy.  She relaxed a little toward them when she saw Beaton  leaning against the

wall at the end of the row next Mrs. March.  Then  she  conjectured that he might have told Miss Vance of her

acquaintance  with  the Marches, and she bent forward and nodded to Mrs. March across  Conrad,  Mela, and

Mr. March.  She conceived of him as a sort of hand  of her  father's, but she was willing to take them at their

apparent  social  valuation for the time.  She leaned back in her chair, and did  not look  up at Beaton after the

first furtive glance, though she felt  his eyes on  her. 

The music began again almost at once, before Mela had time to make  Conrad  tell her where Miss Vance had

met him before.  She would not  have minded  interrupting the music; but every one else seemed so  attentive,

even  Christine, that she had not the courage. The concert  went onto an end  without realizing for her the ideal

of pleasure which  one ought to find.  in society.  She was not exacting, but it seemed to  her there were very

few young men, and when the music was over, and  their opportunity came to  be sociable, they were not very

sociable.  They were not introduced, for  one thing; but it appeared to Mela that  they might have got

introduced,  if they had any sense; she saw them  looking at her, and she was glad she  had dressed so much;

she was  dressed more than any other lady there, and  either because she was the  most dressed of any person

there, or because  it had got around who her  father was, she felt that she had made an  impression on the young

men.  In her satisfaction with this, and from her  good nature, she was  contented to be served with her

refreshments after  the concert by Mr.  March, and to remain joking with him.  She was at her  ease; she let  her

hoarse voice out in her largest laugh; she accused him,  to the  admiration of those near, of getting her into a

perfect gale.  It  appeared to her, in her own pleasure, her mission to illustrate to the  rather subdued people

about her what a good time really was, so that  they  could have it if they wanted it.  Her joy was crowned when

March  modestly  professed himself unworthy to monopolize her, and explained  how selfish  he felt in talking

to a young lady when there were so many  young men  dying to do so. 

"Oh, pshaw, dyun', yes!" cried Mela, tasting the irony.  "I guess I  see  them!" 

He asked if he might really introduce a friend of his to her, and  she  said, Well, yes, if be thought he could live

to get to her; and  March  brought up a man whom he thought very young and Mela thought  very old.  He was a

contributor to 'Every Other Week,' and so March  knew him;  he believed himself a student of human nature in

behalf of  literature,  and he now set about studying Mela.  He tempted her to  express her  opinion on all points,

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She asked  him if he was a NewYorker by birth; and she told him  she pitied him,  when he said he had never

been West.  She professed  herself perfectly  sick of New York, and urged him to go to Moffitt if  he wanted to

see a  real live town.  He wondered if it would do to put  her into literature  just as she was, with all her slang

and brag, but  he decided that he  would have to subdue her a great deal: he did not  see how he could  reconcile

the facts of her conversation with the  facts of her appearance:  her beauty, her splendor of dress, her  apparent

right to be where she  was.  These things perplexed him; he  was afraid the great American novel,  if true, must

be incredible.  Mela said he ought to hear her sister go on  about New York when they  first came; but she

reckoned that Christine was  getting so she could  put up with it a little better, now.  She looked  significantly

across  the room to the place where Christine was now  talking with Beaton; and  the student of human nature

asked, Was she here?  and, Would she  introduce him?  Mela said she would, the first chance she  got; and she

added, They would be much pleased to have him call.  She  felt herself  to be having a beautiful time, and she

got directly upon  such intimate  terms with the student of human nature that she laughed  with him about  some

peculiarities of his, such as his going so far about  to ask  things he wanted to know from her; she said she

never did believe  in  beating about the bush much.  She had noticed the same thing in Miss  Vance when she

came to call that day; and when the young man owned  that  he came rather a good deal to Mrs. Horn's house,

she asked him,  Well,  what sort of a girl was Miss Vance, anyway, and where did he  suppose she  had met her

brother?  The student of human nature could  not say as to  this, and as to Miss Vance he judged it safest to

treat  of the non  society side of her character, her activity in charity,  her special  devotion to the work among

the poor on the East Side,  which she  personally engaged in. 

"Oh, that's where Conrad goes, too!"  Mela interrupted.  " I'll bet  anything that's where she met him.  I wisht I

could tell Christine!  But I suppose she would want to kill me, if I was to speak to her  now." 

The student of human nature said, politely, "Oh, shall I take you  to  her?" 

Mela answered, "I guess you better not!" with a laugh so  significant that  he could not help his inferences

concerning both  Christine's absorption  in the person she was talking with and the  habitual violence of her

temper.  He made note of how Mela helplessly  spoke of all her family by  their names, as if he were already

intimate  with them; he fancied that if  he could get that in skillfully, it  would be a valuable color in his  study;

the English lord whom she  should astonish with it began to form  himself out of the dramatic  nebulosity in his

mind, and to whirl on a  definite orbit in American  society.  But he was puzzled to decide whether  Mela's

willingness to  take him into her confidence on short notice was  typical or personal:  the trait of a daughter of

the naturalgas  millionaire, or a foible of  her own. 

Beaton talked with Christine the greater part of the evening that  was  left after the concert.  He was very grave,

and took the tone of a  fatherly friend; he spoke guardedly of the people present, and  moderated  the severity of

some of Christine's judgments of their looks  and  costumes.  He did this out of a sort of unreasoned allegiance

to  Margaret, whom he was in the mood of wishing to please by being very  kind  and good, as she always was.

He had the sense also of atoning by  this  behavior for some reckless things he had said before that to

Christine;  he put on a sad, reproving air with her, and gave her the  feeling of  being held in check. 

She chafed at it, and said, glancing at Margaret in talk with her  brother, "I don't think Miss Vance is so very

pretty, do you?" 

"I never think whether she's pretty or not," said Becton, with  dreamy,  affectation.  "She is merely perfect.

Does she know your  brother?" 

"So she says.  I didn't suppose Conrad ever went anywhere, except  to  tenementhouses." 

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"Maybe that's the reason she came to see us!" said Christine. 

Becton looked at her with his smouldering eyes, and felt the wish  to say,  "Yes, it was exactly that," but he

only allowed himself to  deny the  possibility of any such motive in that case.  He added: "I am  so glad you

know her, Miss Dryfoos.  I never met Miss Vance without  feeling myself  better and truer, somehow; or the

wish to be so." 

"And you think we might be improved, too?"  Christine retorted.  "Well,  I must say you're not very flattering,

Mr. Becton, anyway." 

Becton would have liked to answer her according to her cattishness,  with  a good clawing sarcasm that would

leave its smart in her pride;  but he  was being good, and he could not change all at once.  Besides,  the girl's

attitude under the social honor done her interested him.  He was sure she  had never been in such good

company before, but he  could see that she was  not in the least affected by the experience.  He had told her

who this  person and that was; and he saw she had  understood that the names were of  consequence; but she

seemed to feel  her equality with them all.  Her serenity was not obviously akin to the  savage stoicism in which

Beaton hid his own consciousness of social  inferiority; but having won  his way in the world so far by his

talent,  his personal quality, he did  not conceive the simple fact in her case.  Christine was selfpossessed

because she felt that a knowledge of her  father's fortune had got around,  and she had the peace which money

gives to ignorance; but Beaton  attributed her poise to indifference to  social values.  This, while he  inwardly

sneered at it, avenged him  upon his own too keen sense of them,  and, together with his temporary  allegiance

to Margaret's goodness, kept  him from retaliating  Christine's vulgarity.  He said, "I don't see how  that could

be," and  left the question of flattery to settle itself. 

The people began to go away, following each other up to take leave  of  Mrs. Horn.  Christine watched them

with unconcern, and either  because she  would not be governed by the general movement, or because  she

liked being  with Beaton, gave no sign of going.  Mela was still  talking to the  student of human nature, sending

out her laugh in deep  gurgles amid the  unimaginable confidences she was making him about  herself, her

family,  the staff of 'Every Other Week,' Mrs. Mandel, and  the kind of life they  had all led before she came to

them.  He was not  a blind devotee of art  for art's sake, and though he felt that if one  could portray Mela just as

she was she would be the richest possible  material, he was rather ashamed  to know some of the things she

told  him; and he kept looking anxiously  about for a chance of escape.  The  company had reduced itself to the

Dryfoos groups and some friends of  Mrs. Horn's who had the right to  linger, when Margaret crossed the  room

with Conrad to Christine and  Beaton. 

"I'm so glad, Miss Dryfoos, to find that I was not quite a stranger  to  you all when I ventured to call, the other

day.  Your brother and I  are  rather old acquaintances, though I never knew who he was before.  I don't  know

just how to say we met where he is valued so much.  I  suppose I  mustn't try to say how much," she added,

with a look of deep  regard at  him. 

Conrad blushed and stood folding his arms tight over his breast,  while  his sister received Margaret's

confession with the suspicion  which was  her first feeling in regard to any new thing.  What she  concluded was

that this girl was trying to get in with them, for  reasons of her own.  She said: "Yes; it's the first I ever heard

of his  knowing you.  He's so  much taken up with his meetings, he didn't want  to come tonight." 

Margaret drew in her lip before she answered, without apparent  resentment  of the awkwardness or

ungraciousness, whichever she found  it: "I don't  wonder!  You become so absorbed in such work that you

think nothing else  is worth while.  But I'm glad Mr. Dryfoos could  come with you; I'm so  glad you could all

come; I knew you would enjoy  the music.  Do sit  down" 

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The last group about Mrs. Horn looked round, but Christine advanced  upon  them undismayed, and took the

hand Mrs. Horn promptly gave her.  "Well, I  must bid you goodnight." 

"Oh, goodnight," murmured the elder lady.  "So very kind of you to  come." 

"I've had the best kind of a time," said Mela, cordially.  "I  hain't  laughed so much, I don't know when." 

"Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it," said Mrs. Horn, in the same polite  murmur  she had used with Christine; but

she said nothing to either  sister about  any future meeting. 

They were apparently not troubled.  Mela said over her shoulder to  the  student of human nature, "The next

time I see you I'll give it to  you for  what you said about Moffitt." 

Margaret made some entreating paces after them, but she did not  succeed  in covering the retreat of the sisters

against critical  conjecture.  She  could only say to Conrad, as if recurring to the  subject, "I hope we can  get our

friends to play for us some night.  I  know it isn't any real  help, but such things take the poor creatures  out of

themselves for the  time being, don't you think?" 

"Oh yes," he answered.  "They're good in that way."  He turned back  hesitatingly to Mrs. Horn, and said, with

a blush, "I thank you for a  happy evening." 

"Oh, I am very glad," she replied, in her murmur. 

One of the old friends of the house arched her eyebrows in saying  good  night, and offered the two young

men remaining seats home in her  carriage.  Beaton gloomily refused, and she kept herself from asking  the

student of human nature, till she had got him into her carriage,  "What is  Moffitt, and what did you say about

it?" 

"Now you see, Margaret," said Mrs. Horn, with bated triumph, when  the  people were all gone. 

"Yes, I see," the girl consented.  "From one point of view, of  course  it's been a failure.  I don't think we've

given Miss Dryfoos a  pleasure,  but perhaps nobody could.  And at least we've given her the  opportunity  of

enjoying herself." 

"Such people," said Mrs. Horn, philosophically, "people with their  money,  must of course be received sooner

or later.  You can't keep  them out.  Only, I believe I would rather let some one else begin with  them.  The

Leightons didn't come?" 

"I sent them cards.  I couldn't call again." 

Mrs. Horn sighed a little.  "I suppose Mr. Dryfoos is one of your  fellow  philanthropists?" 

"He's one of the workers," said Margaret.  "I met him several times  at  the Hall, but I only knew his first name.

I think he's a great  friend of  Father Benedict; he seems devoted to the work.  Don't you  think he looks  good?" 

"Very," said Mrs. Horn, with a color of censure in her assent.  "The  younger girl seemed more amiable than

her sister.  But what  manners!" 

"Dreadful!" said Margaret, with knit brows, and a pursed mouth of  humorous suffering.  "But she appeared to

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"Oh, as to that, neither of them was much abashed.  Do you suppose  Mr. Beaton gave the other one some hints

for that quaint dress of  hers?  I don't imagine that black and lace is her own invention.  She  seems to  have

some sort of strange fascination for him." 

"She's very picturesque," Margaret explained.  "And artists see  points in  people that the rest of us don't." 

"Could it be her money?"  Mrs. Horn insinuated.  "He must be very  poor." 

"But he isn't base," retorted the girl, with a generous indignation  that  made her aunt smile. 

"Oh no; but if he fancies her so picturesque, it doesn't follow  that he  would object to her being rich." 

"It would with a man like Mr. Beaton!" 

"You are an idealist, Margaret.  I suppose your Mr. March has some  disinterested motive in paying court to

Miss MelaPamela, I suppose,  is  her name.  He talked to her longer than her literature would have  lasted." 

"He seems a very kind person," said Margaret. 

"And Mr. Dryfoos pays his salary?" 

"I don't know anything about that.  But that wouldn't make any  difference  with him." 

Mrs. Horn laughed out at this security; but she was not displeased  by the  nobleness which it came from.  She

liked Margaret to be  highminded, and  was really not distressed by any good that was in  her. 

The Marches walked home, both because it was not far, and because  they  must spare in carriage hire at any

rate.  As soon as they were  out of the  house, she applied a point of conscience to him. 

"I don't see how you could talk to that girl so long, Basil, and  make her  laugh so." 

"Why, there seemed no one else to do it, till I thought of  Kendricks." 

"Yes, but I kept thinking, Now he's pleasant to her because he  thinks  it's to his interest.  If she had no relation

to 'Every Other  Week,' he  wouldn't waste his time on her." 

"Isabel," March complained, "I wish you wouldn't think of me in he,  him,  and his; I never personalize you in

my thoughts: you remain  always a  vague unindividualized essence, not quite without form and  void, but

nounless and pronounless.  I call that a much more beautiful  mental  attitude toward the object of one's

affections.  But if you  must he and  him and his me in your thoughts, I wish you'd have more  kindly thoughts

of me." 

"Do you deny that it's true, Basil?" 

"Do you believe that it's true, Isabel?" 

"No matter.  But could you excuse it if it were?" 

"Ah, I see you'd have been capable of it in my, place, and you're  ashamed." 

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"I can tell you that I wasn't.  But I suppose that in a real  exigency,  I could truckle to the proprietary Dryfooses

as well as  you." 

"Oh no; you mustn't, dear! I'm a woman, and I'm dreadfully afraid.  But  you must always be a man, especially

with that horrid old Mr.  Dryfoos.  Promise me that you'll never yield the least point to him in  a matter of  right

and wrong!" 

"Not if he's right and I'm wrong?" 

"Don't trifle, dear! You know what I mean.  Will you promise?" 

"I'll promise to submit the point to you, and let you do the  yielding.  As for me, I shall be adamant.  Nothing I

like better." 

"They're dreadful, even that poor, good young fellow, who's so  different  from all the rest; he's awful, too,

because you feel that  he's a martyr  to them." 

"And I never did like martyrs a great deal," March interposed. 

"I wonder how they came to be there," Mrs. March pursued, unmindful  of  his joke. 

"That is exactly what seemed to be puzzling Miss Mela about us.  She  asked, and I explained as well as I

could; and then she told me  that Miss  Vance had come to call on them and invited them; and first  they didn't

know how they could come till they thought of making  Conrad bring them.  But she didn't say why Miss

Vance called on them.  Mr. Dryfoos doesn't  employ her on 'Every Other Week.'  But I suppose  she has her

own vile  little motive." 

"It can't be their money; it can't be!" sighed Mrs. March. 

"Well, I don't know.  We all respect money." 

"Yes, but Miss Vance's position is so secure.  She needn't pay  court to  those stupid, vulgar people." 

"Well, let's console ourselves with the belief that she would, if  she  needed.  Such people as the Dryfooses are

the raw material of good  society.  It isn't made up of refined or meritorious  peopleprofessors  and

litterateurs, ministers and musicians, and  their families.  All the  fashionable people there tonight were like

the Dryfooses a generation or  two ago.  I dare say the material works  up faster now, and in a season or  two

you won't know the Dryfooses  from the other plutocrats.  THEY will  a little better than they do  now; they'll

see a difference, but nothing  radical, nothing painful.  People who get up in the world by service to

othersthrough letters,  or art, or sciencemay have their modest little  misgivings as to  their social value,

but people that rise by money  especially if  their gains are suddennever have.  And that's the kind of

people  that form our nobility; there's no use pretending that we haven't  a  nobility; we might as well pretend

we haven't firstclass cars in the  presence of a vestibuled Pullman.  Those girls had no more doubt of  their

right to be there than if they had been duchesses: we thought it  was very  nice of Miss Vance to come and ask

us, but they didn't; they  weren't  afraid, or the least embarrassed; they were perfectly  naturallike born

aristocrats.  And you may be sure that if the  plutocracy that now owns  the country ever sees fit to take on the

outward signs of an aristocracy  titles, and arms, and ancestorsit  won't falter from any inherent  question

of its worth.  Money prizes  and honors itself, and if there is  anything it hasn't got, it believes  it can buy it." 

Well, Basil," said his wife, "I hope you won't get infected with  Lindau's  ideas of rich people.  Some of them

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"Who denies that?  Not even Lindau himself.  It's all right.  And  the  great thing is that the evening's enjoyment

is over.  I've got my  society  smile off, and I'm radiantly happy.  Go on with your little  pessimistic  diatribes,

Isabel; you can't spoil my pleasure." 

"I could see," said Mela, as she and Christine drove home together,  "that  she was as jealous as she could be,

all the time you was talkun'  to Mr.  Beaton.  She pretended to be talkun' to Conrad, but she kep'  her eye on  you

pretty close, I can tell you.  I bet she just got us  there to see how  him and you would act together.  And I

reckon she was  satisfied.  He's  dead gone on you, Chris." 

Christine listened with a dreamy pleasure to the flatteries with  which  Mela plied her in the hope of some

return in kind, and not at  all because  she felt spitefully toward Miss Vance, or in anywise  wished her ill.

"Who was that fellow with you so long?" asked  Christine.  "I suppose you  turned yourself inside out to him,

like you  always do." 

Mela was transported by the cruel ingratitude.  "It's a lie! I  didn't  tell him a single thing." 

Conrad walked home, choosing to do so because he did not wish to  hear his  sisters' talk of the evening, and

because there was a tumult  in his  spirit which he wished to let have its way.  In his life with  its single  purpose,

defeated by stronger wills than his own, and now  struggling  partially to fulfil itself in acts of devotion to

others,  the thought of  women had entered scarcely more than in that of a  child.  His ideals were  of a virginal

vagueness; faces, voices,  gestures had filled his fancy at  times, but almost passionately; and  the sensation that

he now indulged  was a kind of worship, ardent, but  reverent and exalted.  The brutal  experiences of the world

make us  forget that there are such natures in  it, and that they seem to come  up out of the lowly earth as well

as down  from the high heaven.  In  the heart of this man well on toward thirty  there had never been left  the

stain of a base thought; not that  suggestion and conjecture had  not visited him, but that he had not  entertained

them, or in anywise  made them his.  In a Catholic age and  country, he would have been one  of those monks

who are sainted after  death for the angelic purity of  their lives, and whose names are invoked  by believers in

moments of  trial, like San Luigi Gonzaga.  As he now  walked along thinking, with  a lover's beatified smile on

his face, of how  Margaret Vance had  spoken and looked, he dramatized scenes in which be  approved himself

to her by acts of goodness and unselfishness, and died  to please her  for the sake of others.  He made her praise

him for them,  to his face,  when he disclaimed their merit, and after his death, when he  could  not.  All the time

he was poignantly sensible of her grace, her  elegance, her style; they seemed to intoxicate him; some tones of

her  voice thrilled through his nerves, and some looks turned his brain  with a  delicious, swooning sense of her

beauty; her refinement  bewildered him.  But all this did not admit the idea of possession,  even of aspiration.

At the most his worship only set her beyond the  love of other men as far  as beyond his own. 


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