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A Hazard of New Fortunes V2

William Dean Howells

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The evening when March closed with Mrs. Green's reduced offer, and  decided to take her apartment, the

widow whose lodgings he had  rejected  sat with her daughter in an upper room at the back of her  house.  In the

shaded glow of the droplight she was sewing, and the  girl was drawing at  the same table.  From time to time,

as they  talked, the girl lifted her  head and tilted it a little on one side so  as to get some desired effect  of her

work. 

"It's a mercy the cold weather holds off," said the mother.  "We  should  have to light the furnace, unless we

wanted to scare everybody  away with  a cold house; and I don't know who would take care of it, or  what

would  become of us, every way." 

"They seem to have been scared away from a house that wasn't cold,"  said  the girl.  "Perhaps they might like a

cold one.  But it's too  early for  cold yet.  It's only just in the beginning of November." 

"The Messenger says they've had a sprinkling of snow." 

"Oh yes, at St. Barnaby! I don't know when they don't have  sprinklings of  snow there.  I'm awfully glad we

haven't got that  winter before us." 

The widow sighed as mothers do who feel the contrast their  experience  opposes to the hopeful recklessness of

such talk as this.  "We may have a  worse winter here," she said, darkly. 

"Then I couldn't stand it," said the girl, "and I should go in for  lighting out to Florida doublequick." 

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"And how would you get to Florida?"  demanded her mother, severely. 

"Oh, by the usual conveyance Pullman vestibuled train, I suppose.  What  makes you so blue, mamma?"  The

girl was all the time sketching  away,  rubbing out, lifting her head for the effect, and then bending  it over  her

work again without looking at her mother. 

"I am not blue, Alma.  But I cannot endure thisthis hopefulness  of  yours." 

"Why?  What harm does it do?" 

"Harm?"  echoed the mother. 

Pending the effort she must make in saying, the girl cut in: "Yes,  harm.  You've kept your despair dusted off

and ready for use at an  instant's  notice ever since we came, and what good has it done?  I'm  going to keep  on

hoping to the bitter end.  That's what papa did." 

It was what the Rev. Archibald Leighton had done with all the  consumptive's buoyancy.  The morning he died

he told them that now he  had  turned the point and was really going to get well.  The  cheerfulness was  not only

in his disease, but in his temperament.  Its  excess was always a  little against him in his church work, and Mrs.

Leighton was right enough  in feeling that if it had not been for the  ballast of her instinctive  despondency he

would have made shipwreck of  such small chances of  prosperity as befell him in life.  It was not  from him that

his daughter  got her talent, though he had left her his  temperament intact of his  widow's legal thirds.  He was

one of those  men of whom the country people  say when he is gone that the woman gets  along better without

him.  Mrs.  Leighton had long eked out their  income by taking a summer boarder or  two, as a great favor, into

her  family; and when the greater need came,  she frankly gave up her house  to the summerfolks (as they call

them in  the country), and managed it  for their comfort from the small quarter of  it in which she shut  herself

up with her daughter. 

The notion of shutting up is an exigency of the rounded period.  The fact  is, of course, that Alma Leighton

was not shut up in any  sense whatever.  She was the pervading light, if not force, of the  house.  She was a good

cook, and she managed the kitchen with the help  of an Irish girl, while  her mother looked after the rest of the

housekeeping.  But she was not  systematic; she had inspiration but not  discipline, and her mother  mourned

more over the days when Alma left  the whole dinner to the Irish  girl than she rejoiced in those when one  of

Alma's great thoughts took  form in a chickenpie of incomparable  savor or in a matchless pudding.  The

offdays came when her artistic  nature was expressing itself in  charcoal, for she drew to the  admiration of all

among the lady boarders  who could not draw.  The  others had their reserves; they readily conceded  that Alma

had genius,  but they were sure she needed instruction.  On the  other hand, they  were not so radical as to agree

with the old painter who  came every  summer to paint the elms of the St. Barnaby meadows.  He  contended

that she needed to be a man in order to amount to anything; but  in  this theory he was opposed by an authority,

of his own sex, whom the  lady sketchers believed to speak with more impartiality in a matter  concerning

them as much as Alma Leighton.  He said that instruction  would  do, and he was not only, younger and

handsomer, but he was  fresher from  the schools than old Harrington, who, even the lady  sketchers could see,

painted in an obsolescent manner.  His name was  BeatonAngus Beaton; but  he was not Scotch, or not more

Scotch than  Mary Queen of Scots was.  His  father was a Scotchman, but Beaton was  born in Syracuse, New

York, and it  had taken only three years in Paris  to obliterate many traces of native  and ancestral manner in

him.  He  wore his black beard cut shorter than  his mustache, and a little  pointed; he stood with his shoulders

well  thrown back and with a  lateral curve of his person when he talked about  art, which would  alone have

carried conviction even if he had not had a  thick, dark  bang coming almost to the brows of his mobile gray

eyes, and  had not  spoken English with quick, staccato impulses, so as to give it  the  effect of epigrammatic

and sententious French.  One of the ladies  said  that you always thought of him as having spoken French after

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of him, though they could not  believe  that he was really so deferential to their work as he seemed;  and they

knew, when he would not criticise Mr. Harrington's work, that  he was just  acting from principle. 

They may or may not have known the deference with which he treated  Alma's  work; but the girl herself felt

that his abrupt, impersonal  comment  recognized her as a real sister in art.  He told her she ought  to come to

New York, and draw in the League, or get into some  painter's private  class; and it was the sense of duty thus

appealed to  which finally  resulted in the hazardous experiment she and her mother  were now making.  There

were no logical breaks in the chain of their  reasoning from past  success with boarders in St. Barnaby to future

success with boarders in  New York.  Of course the outlay was much  greater.  The rent of the  furnished house

they had taken was such that  if they failed their  experiment would be little less than ruinous. 

But they were not going to fail; that was what Alma contended, with  a  hardy courage that her mother

sometimes felt almost invited failure,  if  it did not deserve it.  She was one of those people who believe  that if

you dread harm enough it is less likely to happen.  She acted  on this  superstition as if it were a religion. 

"If it had not been for my despair, as you call it, Alma," she  answered,  "I don't know where we should have

been now." 

"I suppose we should have been in St. Barnaby," said the girl.  "And if  it's worse to be in New York, you see

what your despair's  done, mamma.  But what's the use?  You meant well, and I don't blame  you.  You can't

expect even despair to come out always just the way  you want it.  Perhaps  you've used too much of it."  The

girl laughed,  and Mrs. Leighton  laughed, too.  Like every one else, she was not  merely a prevailing mood,  as

people are apt to be in books, but was an  irregularly spheroidal  character, with surfaces that caught the

different lights of circumstance  and reflected them.  Alma got up and  took a pose before the mirror, which  she

then transferred to her  sketch.  The room was pinned about with other  sketches, which showed  with fantastic

indistinctness in the shaded  gaslight.  Alma held up  the drawing.  "How do you like it?" 

Mrs. Leighton bent forward over her sewing to look at it.  "You've  got  the man's face rather weak." 

"Yes, that's so.  Either I see all the hidden weakness that's in  men's  natures, and bring it to the surface in their

figures, or else I  put my  own weakness into them.  Either way, it's a drawback to their  presenting  a truly

manly appearance.  As long as I have one of the  miserable objects  before me, I can draw him; but as soon as

his back's  turned I get to  putting ladies into men's clothes.  I should think  you'd be scandalized,  mamma, if

you were a really feminine person.  It  must be your despair  that helps you to bear up.  But what's the matter

with the young lady in  young lady's clothes?  Any dust on her?" 

"What expressions!" said Mrs. Leighton.  "Really, Alma, for a  refined  girl you are the most unrefined!" 

"Go onabout the girl in the picture!" said Alma, slightly  knocking her  mother on the shoulder, as she stood

over her. 

"I don't see anything to her.  What's she doing?" 

"Oh, just being made love to, I suppose." 

"She's perfectly insipid!" 

"You're awfully articulate, mamma! Now, if Mr. Wetmore were to  criticise  that picture he'd draw a circle

round it in the air, and  look at it  through that, and tilt his head first on one side and then  on the other,  and then

look at you, as if you were a figure in it, and  then collapse  awhile, and moan a little and gasp, 'Isn't your

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and you'd say, 'She is, rather,'  and that would give him  courage, and he'd say, 'I don't mean that  she's so

very' 'Of course  not.' 'You understand?' 'Perfectly.  I see  it myself, now.' 'Well, then'  and he'd take your

pencil and begin  to draw'I should give her a  little more Ah?' 'Yes, I see the  difference.' 'You see the

difference?'  And he'd go off to some one  else, and you'd know that you'd been doing  the wishywashiest

thing in  the world, though he hadn't spoken a word of  criticism, and couldn't.  But he wouldn't have noticed

the expression at  all; he'd have shown  you where your drawing was bad.  He doesn't care for  what he calls the

literature of a thing; he says that will take care of  itself if the  drawing's good.  He doesn't like my doing these

chic  things; but I'm  going to keep it up, for I think it's the nearest way to  illustrating." 

She took her sketch and pinned it up on the door. 

"And has Mr. Beaton been about, yet?"  asked her mother. 

"No," said the girl, with her back still turned; and she added,  "I  believe he's in New York; Mr. Wetmore's

seen him." 

"It's a little strange he doesn't call." 

"It would be if he were not an artist.  But artists never do  anything  like other people.  He was on his good

behavior while he was  with us, and  he's a great deal more conventional than most of them;  but even he can't

keep it up.  That's what makes me really think that  women can never  amount to anything in art.  They keep all

their  appointments, and fulfil  all their duties just as if they didn't know  anything about art.  Well,  most of them

don't.  We've got that new  model today." 

"What new model?" 

"The one Mr. Wetmore was telling us about the old German; he's  splendid.  He's got the most beautiful head;

just like the old masters'  things.  He  used to be Humphrey Williams's model for his  Biblicalpieces; but since

he's dead, the old man hardly gets anything  to do.  Mr. Wetmore says  there isn't anybody in the Bible that

Williams didn't paint him as.  He's the Law and the Prophets in all his  Old Testament pictures, and he's

Joseph, Peter, Judas Iscariot, and  the Scribes and Pharisees in the New." 

"It's a good thing people don't know how artists work, or some of  the  most sacred pictures would have no

influence," said Mrs. Leighton. 

"Why, of course not!" cried the girl.  "And the influence is the  last  thing a painter thinks ofor supposes he

thinks of.  What he  knows he's  anxious about is the drawing and the color.  But people  will never  understand

how simple artists are.  When I reflect what a  complex and  sophisticated being I am, I'm afraid I can never

come to  anything in art.  Or I should be if I hadn't genius." 

"Do you think Mr. Beaton is very simple?"  asked Mrs. Leighton. 

"Mr. Wetmore doesn't think he's very much of an artist.  He thinks  he  talks too well.  They believe that if a

man can express himself  clearly  he can't paint." 

"And what do you believe?" 

"Oh, I can express myself, too." 

The mother seemed to be satisfied with this evasion.  After a while  she  said, "I presume he will call when he

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The girl made no answer to this.  "One of the girls says that old  model  is an educated man.  He was in the war,

and lost a hand.  Doesn't it seem  a pity for such a man to have to sit to a class of  affected geese like us  as a

model?  I declare it makes me sick.  And  we shall keep him a week,  and pay him six or seven dollars for the

use  of his grand old head, and  then what will he do?  The last time he was  regularly employed was when  Mr.

Mace was working at his Damascus  Massacre.  Then he wanted so many  Arab sheiks and Christian elders  that

he kept old Mr. Lindau steadily  employed for six months.  Now he  has to pick up odd jobs where he can." 

"I suppose he has his pension," said Mrs. Leighton. 

"No; one of the girls"that was the way Alma always described her  fellowstudents"says he has no

pension.  He didn't apply for it for  a  long time, and then there was a hitch about it, and it was  somethinged

vetoed, I believe she said." 

"Who vetoed it?"  asked Mrs. Leighton, with some curiosity about  the  process, which she held in reserve. 

"I don't knowwhoever vetoes things.  I wonder what Mr. Wetmore  does  think of ushis class.  We must

seem perfectly crazy.  There  isn't one  of us really knows what she's doing it for, or what she  expects to happen

when she's done it.  I suppose every one thinks she  has genius.  I know  the Nebraska widow does, for she says

that unless  you have genius it  isn't the least use.  Everybody's puzzled to know  what she does with her  baby

when she's at workwhether she gives it  soothing syrup.  I wonder  how Mr. Wetmore can keep from

laughing in  our faces.  I know he does  behind our backs." 

Mrs. Leighton's mind wandered back to another point.  "Then if he  says  Mr. Beaton can't paint, I presume he

doesn't respect him very  much." 

"Oh, he never said he couldn't paint.  But I know he thinks so.  He  says  he's an excellent critic." 

"Alma," her mother said, with the effect of breaking off, "what do  you  suppose is the reason he hasn't been

near us?" 

"Why, I don't know, mamma, except that it would have been natural  for  another person to come, and he's an

artist at least, artist enough  for  that." 

"That doesn't account for it altogether.  He was very nice at St.  Barnaby, and seemed so interested in

youyour work." 

"Plenty of people were nice at St. Barnaby.  That rich Mrs. Horn  couldn't  contain her joy when she heard we

were coming to New York,  but she hasn't  poured in upon us a great deal since we got here." 

"But that's different.  She's very fashionable, and she's taken up  with  her own set.  But Mr. Beaton's one of our

kind." 

"Thank you.  Papa wasn't quite a tombstonecutter, mamma." 

"That makes it all the harder to bear.  He can't be ashamed of us.  Perhaps he doesn't know where we are." 

"Do you wish to send him your card, mamma?"  The girl flushed and  towered  in scorn of the idea. 

"Why, no, Alma," returned her mother. 

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But Mrs. Leighton was not so easily quelled.  She had got her mind  on Mr.  Beaton, and she could not detach it

at once.  Besides, she was  one of  those women (they are commoner than the same sort of men) whom  it does

not pain to take out their most intimate thoughts and examine  them in the  light of other people's opinions.

"But I don't see how he  can behave so.  He must know that" 

"That what, mamma?"  demanded the girl. 

"That he influenced us a great deal in coming" 

"He didn't.  If he dared to presume to think such a thing" 

"Now, Alma," said her mother, with the clinging persistence of such  natures, "you know he did.  And it's no

use for you to pretend that we  didn't count upon him inin every way.  You may not have noticed his

attentions, and I don't say you did, but others certainly did; and I  must  say that I didn't expect he would drop

us so." 

"Drop us!" cried Alma, in a fury.  "Oh!" 

"Yes, drop us, Alma.  He must know where we are.  Of course, Mr.  Wetmore's spoken to him about you, and

it's a shame that he hasn't  been  near us.  I should have thought common gratitude, common decency,  would

have brought him afterafter all we did for him." 

"We did nothing for himnothing! He paid his board, and that ended  it." 

"No, it didn't, Alma.  You know what he used to sayabout its  being like  home, and all that; and I must say

that after his  attentions to you, and  all the things you told me he said, I expected  something very dif" 

A sharp peal of the doorbell thrilled through the house, and as if  the  pull of the bellwire had twitched her

to her feet, Mrs. Leighton  sprang  up and grappled with her daughter in their common terror. 

They both glared at the clock and made sure that it was five  minutes  after nine.  Then they abandoned

themselves some moments to  the  unrestricted play of their apprehensions. 

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"Why, Alma," whispered the mother, "who in the world can it be at  this  time of night?  You don't suppose

he" 

"Well, I'm not going to the door, anyhow, mother, I don't care who  it is;  and, of course, he wouldn't be such a

goose as to come at this  hour."  She put on a look of miserable trepidation, and shrank back  from the  door,

while the hum of the bell died away, in the hall. 

"What shall we do?"  asked Mrs. Leighton, helplessly. 

"Let him go awaywhoever they are," said Alma. 

Another and more peremptory ring forbade them refuge in this simple  expedient. 

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The conjecture moved Alma to no more than a rigid stare.  "I shall  not  go," she said.  A third ring more

insistent than the others  followed, and  she said: "You go ahead, mamma, and I'll come behind to  scream if it's

anybody.  We can look through the sidelights at the  door first." 

Mrs. Leighton fearfully led the way from the back chamber where  they bad  been sitting, and slowly

descended the stairs.  Alma came  behind and  turned up the hall gasjet with a sudden flash that made  them

both jump a  little.  The gas inside rendered it more difficult to  tell who was on the  threshold, but Mrs.

Leighton decided from a  timorous peep through the  scrims that it was a lady and gentleman.  Something in

this distribution  of sex emboldened her; she took her  life in her hand, and opened the  door. 

The lady spoke.  "Does Mrs. Leighton live heah?"  she said, in a  rich,  throaty voice; and she feigned a

reference to the agent's permit  she held  in her hand. 

"Yes," said Mrs. Leighton; she mechanically occupied the doorway,  while  Alma already quivered behind her

with impatience of her  impoliteness. 

"Oh," said the lady, who began to appear more and more a young  lady,  "Ah didn't know but Ah had mistaken

the hoase.  Ah suppose it's  rather  late to see the apawtments, and Ah most ask you to pawdon us."  She put  this

tentatively, with a delicately growing recognition of  Mrs. Leighton  as the lady of the house, and a humorous

intelligence of  the situation in  the glance she threw Alma over her mother's shoulder.  "Ah'm afraid we  most

have frightened you." 

"Oh, not at all," said Alma; and at the same time her mother said,  "Will you walk in, please?" 

The gentleman promptly removed his hat and made the Leightons an  inclusive bow.  "You awe very kind,

madam, and I am sorry for the  trouble  we awe giving you."  He was tall and severelooking, with a  gray,

trooperish mustache and irongray hair, and, as Alma decided,  irongray  eyes.  His daughter was short,

plump, and freshcolored,  with an effect  of liveliness that did not all express itself in her  broadvowelled,

rather formal speech, with its odd valuations of some  of the auxiliary  verbs, and its total elision of the canine

letter. 

"We awe from the Soath," she said, " and we arrived this mawning,  but we  got this cyahd from the brokah

just befo' dinnah, and so we awe  rathah  late." 

"Not at all; it's only nine o'clock," said Mrs. Leighton.  She  looked up  from the card the young lady had given

her, and explained,  "We haven't  got in our servants yet, and we had to answer the bell  ourselves, and" 

"You were frightened, of coase," said the young lady, caressingly. 

The gentleman said they ought not to have come so late, and he  offered  some formal apologies. 

"We should have been just as much scared any time after five  o'clock,"  Alma said to the sympathetic

intelligence in the girl's  face. 

She laughed out.  "Of coase!  Ah would have my hawt in my moath all  day  long, too, if Ah was living in a big

hoase alone." 

A moment of stiffness followed; Mrs. Leighton would have liked to  withdraw from the intimacy of the

situation, but she did not know how.  It was very well for these people to assume to be what they pretended;

but, she reflected too late, she had no proof of it except the agent's  permit.  They were all standing in the hall

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she asked, in a way that Alma felt implied he might not  be. 

"Yes, madam; from Charlottesboag, Virginia," he answered, with the  slight  umbrage a man shows when the

strange cashier turns his check  over and  questions him before cashing it. 

Alma writhed internally, but outwardly remained subordinate; she  examined  the other girl's dress, and

decided in a superficial  consciousness that  she had made her own bonnet. 

"I shall be glad to show you my rooms," said Mrs. Leighton, with an  irrelevant sigh.  "You must excuse their

being not just as I should  wish  them.  We're hardly settled yet." 

"Don't speak of it, madam," said the gentleman, "if you can  overlook the  trouble we awe giving you at such

an unseasonable houah." 

"Ah'm a hoasekeepah mahself," Miss Woodburn joined in, "and Ah know  ho'  to accyoant fo' everything." 

Mrs. Leighton led the way upstairs, and the young lady decided  upon the  large front room and small side

room on the third story.  She  said she  could take the small one, and the other was so large that her  father  could

both sleep and work in it.  She seemed not ashamed to ask  if Mrs.  Leighton's price was inflexible, but gave

way laughing when  her father  refused to have any bargaining, with a haughty selfrespect  which he  softened

to deference for Mrs. Leighton.  His impulsiveness  opened the  way for some confidence from her, and before

the affair was  arranged she  was enjoying in her quality of clerical widow the balm of  the Virginians'  reverent

sympathy.  They said they were church people  themselves. 

"Ah don't know what yo' mothah means by yo' hoase not being in  oddah,"  the young lady said to Alma as

they went downstairs together.  "Ah'm a  great hoasekeepah mahself, and Ah mean what Ah say." 

They had all turned mechanically into the room where the Leightons  were  sitting when the Woodburns rang:

Mr. Woodburn consented to sit  down, and  he remained listening to Mrs. Leighton while his daughter  bustled

up to  the sketches pinned round the room and questioned Alma  about them. 

"Ah suppose you awe going to be a great awtust?" she said, in  friendly  banter, when Alma owned to having

done the things.  "Ah've a  great notion  to take a few lessons mahself.  Who's yo' teachah?" 

Alma said she was drawing in Mr. Wetmore's class, and Miss Woodburn  said:  "Well, it's just beautiful, Miss

Leighton; it's grand.  Ah  suppose it's  raght expensive, now?  Mah goodness! we have to cyoant  the coast so

much  nowadays; it seems to me we do nothing but cyoant  it.  Ah'd like to hah  something once without askin'

the price." 

"Well, if you didn't ask it," said Alma, "I don't believe Mr.  Wetmore  would ever know what the price of his

lessons was.  He has to  think, when  you ask him." 

"Why, he most be chomming," said Miss Woodburn.  "Perhaps Ah maght  get  the lessons for nothing from

him.  Well, Ah believe in my soul  Ah'll  trah.  Now ho' did you begin?  and ho' do you expect to get  anything

oat  of it?"  She turned on Alma eyes brimming with a shrewd  mixture of fun  and earnest, and Alma made note

of the fact that she  had an early  nineteenthcentury face, round, arch, a little  coquettish, but extremely

sensible and unspoiledlooking, such as used  to be painted a good deal in  miniature at that period; a tendency

of  her brown hair to twine and twist  at the temples helped the effect; a  high comb would have completed it,

Alma felt, if she had her bonnet  off.  It was almost a Yankee country  girl type; but perhaps it  appeared so to

Alma because it was, like that,  pure AngloSaxon.  Alma  herself, with her dull, dark skin, slender in  figure,

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felt herself much more  Southern in style  than this blooming, bubbling, bustling Virginian. 

"I don't know," she answered, slowly. 

"Going to take po'traits," suggested Miss Woodburn, "or just paint  the  ahdeal?"  A demure burlesque lurked in

her tone. 

"I suppose I don't expect to paint at all," said Alma.  "I'm going  to  illustrate booksif anybody will let me." 

"Ah should think they'd just joamp at you," said Miss Woodburn.  "Ah'll  tell you what let's do, Miss Leighton:

you make some pictures,  and Ah'll  wrahte a book fo' them.  Ah've got to do something.  Ali  maght as well

wrahte a book.  You know we Southerners have all had to  go to woak.  But  Ah don't mand it.  I tell papa I

shouldn't ca' fo'  the disgrace of bein'  poo' if it wasn't fo' the inconvenience." 

"Yes, it's inconvenient," said Alma; " but you forget it when  you're at  work, don't you think?" 

"Mah, yes! Perhaps that's one reason why poo' people have to woak  so  hawdto keep their wands off their

poverty." 

The girls both tittered, and turned from talking in a low tone with  their  backs toward their elders, and faced

them. 

"Well, Madison," said Mr. Woodburn, "it is time we should go.  I  bid you  goodnight, madam," he bowed to

Mrs. Leighton.  "Goodnight,"  he bowed  again to Alma. 

His daughter took leave of them in formal phrase, but with a jolly  cordiality of manner that deformalized it.

"We shall be roand raght  soon  in the mawning, then," she threatened at the door. 

"We shall be all ready for you," Alma called after her down the  steps. 

"Well, Alma?"  her mother asked, when the door closed upon them. 

"She doesn't know any more about art," said Alma, "thannothing at  all.  But she's jolly and goodhearted.

She praised everything that  was bad in  my sketches, and said she was going to take lessons  herself.  When a

person talks about taking lessons, as if they could  learn it, you know  where they belong artistically." 

Mrs. Leighton shook her head with a sigh.  "I wish I knew where  they  belonged financially.  We shall have to

get in two girls at once.  I  shall have to go out the first thing in the morning, and then our  troubles will begin." 

"Well, didn't you want them to begin?  I will stay home and help  you get  ready.  Our prosperity couldn't begin

without the troubles, if  you mean  boarders, and boarders mean servants.  I shall be very glad  to be  afflicted

with a cook for a while myself." 

"Yes; but we don't know anything about these people, or whether  they will  be able to pay us.  Did she talk as

if they were well off?" 

"She talked as if they were poor; poo' she called it." 

"Yes, how queerly she pronounced," said Mrs. Leighton.  "Well, I  ought to  have told them that I required the

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"Mamma! If that's the way you're going to act!" 

"Oh, of course, I couldn't, after he wouldn't let her bargain for  the  rooms.  I didn't like that." 

"I did.  And you can see that they were perfect ladies; or at least  one  of them."  Alma laughed at herself, but

her mother did not notice. 

"Their being ladies won't help if they've got no money.  It 'll  make it  all the worse." 

"Very well, then; we have no money, either.  We're a match for them  any  day there.  We can show them that

two can play at that game." 

III.

Arnus Beaton's studio looked at first glance like many other  painters'  studios.  A gray wall quadrangularly

vaulted to a large  north light;  casts of feet, hands, faces hung to nails about; prints,  sketches in oil  and

watercolor stuck here and there lower down; a  rickety table, with  paint and palettes and bottles of varnish

and  siccative tossed  comfortlessly on it; an easel, with a strip of some  faded mediaeval silk  trailing from it; a

lay figure simpering in  incomplete nakedness, with  its head on one side, and a stocking on one  leg, and a

Japanese dress  dropped before it; dusty rugs and skins  kicking over the varnished floor;  canvases faced to the

mopboard; an  open trunk overflowing with costumes:  these features one might notice  anywhere.  But,

besides, there was a  bookcase with an unusual number  of books in it, and there was an open  colonial

writingdesk,  clawfooted, brasshandled, and scutcheoned, with  foreign  periodicalsFrench and

Englishlittering its leaf, and some  pages of  manuscript scattered among them.  Above all, there was a

sculptor's  revolving stand, supporting a bust which Beaton was modelling,  with an  eye fixed as

simultaneously as possible on the clay and on the  head of  the old man who sat on the platform beside it. 

Few men have been able to get through the world with several gifts  to  advantage in all; and most men seem

handicapped for the race if  they have  more than one.  But they are apparently immensely interested  as well as

distracted by them.  When Beaton was writing, he would have  agreed,  up to a certain point, with any one who

said literature was  his proper  expression; but, then, when he was painting, up to a  certain point,  he would

have maintained against the world that he was  a colorist,  and supremely a colorist.  At the certain point in

either  art he was apt  to break away in a frenzy of disgust and wreak himself  upon some other.  In these moods

he sometimes designed elevations of  buildings, very  striking, very original, very chic, very everything  but

habitable.  It was in this way that he had tried his hand on  sculpture, which he had  at first approached rather

slightingly as a  mere decorative accessory of  architecture.  But it had grown in his  respect till he maintained

that  the accessory business ought to be all  the other way: that temples should  be raised to enshrine statues, not

statues made to ornament temples; that  was putting the cart before the  horse with a vengeance.  This was

when he  had carried a plastic study  so far that the sculptors who saw it said  that Beaton might have been  an

architect, but would certainly never be a  sculptor.  At the same  time he did some hurried, nervous things that

had  a popular charm, and  that sold in plaster reproductions, to the profit of  another.  Beaton  justly despised the

popular charm in these, as well as  in the  paintings he sold from time to time; he said it was flat burglary  to

have taken money for them, and he would have been living almost wholly  upon the bounty of the old

tombstonecutter in Syracuse if it had not  been for the syndicate letters which he supplied to Fulkerson for

ten  dollars a week. 

They were very well done, but he hated doing them after the first  two or  three, and had to be punched up for

them by Fulkerson, who did  not cease  to prize them, and who never failed to punch him up.  Beaton  being

what  he was, Fulkerson was his creditor as well as patron; and  Fulkerson being  what he was, had an

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his art  letters, as he called them; but then Fulkerson was  proud of everything he  secured for his syndicate.

The fact that he  had secured it gave it  value; he felt as if he had written it himself. 

One art trod upon another's heels with Beaton.  The day before he  had  rushed upon canvas the conception of a

picture which he said to  himself  was glorious, and to others (at the table d'hote of Maroni)  was not bad.  He

had worked at it in a fury till the light failed him,  and he execrated  the dying day.  But he lit his lamp and

transferred  the process of his  thinking from the canvas to the opening of the  syndicate letter which be  knew

Fulkerson would be coming for in the  morning.  He remained talking  so long after dinner in the same strain  as

he had painted and written in  that he could not finish his letter  that night.  The next morning, while  he was

making his tea for  breakfast, the postman brought him a letter  from his father enclosing  a little check, and

begging him with tender,  almost deferential,  urgence to come as lightly upon him as possible, for  just now his

expenses were very heavy.  It brought tears of shame into  Beaton's  eyesthe fine, smouldering, floating eyes

that many ladies  admired,  under the thick bangand he said to himself that if he were  half a  man he would

go home and go to work cutting gravestones in his  father's shop.  But he would wait, at least, to finish his

picture;  and  as a sop to his conscience, to stay its immediate ravening, he  resolved  to finish that syndicate

letter first, and borrow enough  money from  Fulkerson to be able to send his father's check back; or,  if not

that,  then to return the sum of it partly in Fulkerson's check.  While he still  teemed with both of these good

intentions the old man  from whom he was  modelling his head of Judas came, and Beaton saw that  he must

get through  with him before he finished either the picture or  the letter; he would  have to pay him for the time,

anyway.  He  utilized the remorse with which  he was tingling to give his Judas an  expression which he found

novel in  the treatment of that charactera  look of such touching, appealing self  abhorrence that Beaton's

artistic joy in it amounted to rapture; between  the breathless moments  when he worked in dead silence for an

effect that  was trying to escape  him, he sang and whistled fragments of comic opera. 

In one of the hushes there came a blow on the outside of the door  that  made Beaton jump, and swear with a

modified profanity that merged  itself  in apostrophic prayer.  He knew it must be Fulkerson, and after  roaring

"Come in!" he said to the model, "That 'll do this morning,  Lindau." 

Fulkerson squared his feet in front of the bust and compared it by  fleeting glances with the old man as he got

stiffly up and suffered  Beaton to help him on with his thin, shabby overcoat. 

"Can you come tomorrow, Lindau?" 

"No, not tomorrow, Mr. Peaton.  I haf to zit for the young  ladties." 

"Oh!" said Beaton.  "Wetmore's class?  Is Miss Leighton doing  you?" 

"I don't know their namess," Lindau began, when Fulkerson said: 

"Hope you haven't forgotten mine, Mr. Lindau?  I met you with Mr.  March  at Maroni's one night."  Fulkerson

offered him a universally  shakable  hand. 

"Oh yes! I am gladt to zee you again, Mr. Vulkerson.  And Mr.  Margehe  don't zeem to gome any more?" 

"Up to his eyes in work.  Been moving on from Boston and getting  settled,  and starting in on our enterprise.

Beaton here hasn't got a  very  flattering likeness of you, hey?  Well, goodmorning," he said,  for  Lindau

appeared not to have heard him and was escaping with a bow  through  the door. 

Beaton lit a cigarette which he pinched nervously between his lips  before  he spoke.  "You've come for that

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Fulkerson turned from staring at the bust to which he had mounted.  "What  you fretting about that letter for?  I

don't want your letter." 

Beaton stopped biting his cigarette and looked at him.  "Don't want  my  letter?  Oh, very good!" he bristled up.

He took his cigarette  from his  lips, and blew the smoke through his nostrils, and then  looked at  Fulkerson. 

"No; I don't want your letter; I want you." 

Beacon disdained to ask an explanation, but he internally lowered  his  crest, while he continued to look at

Fulkerson without changing  his  defiant countenance.  This suited Fulkerson well enough, and he  went on  with

relish, "I'm going out of the syndicate business, old  man, and I'm  on a new thing."  He put his leg over the

back of a chair  and rested his  foot on its seat, and, with one hand in his pocket, he  laid the scheme of  'Every

Other Week' before Beaton with the help of  the other.  The artist  went about the room, meanwhile, with an

effect  of indifference which by  no means offended Fulkerson.  He took some  water into his mouth from a

tumbler, which he blew in a fine mist over  the head of Judas before  swathing it in a dirty cotton cloth; he

washed his brushes and set his  palette; he put up on his easel the  picture he had blocked on the day  before,

and stared at it with a  gloomy face; then he gathered the sheets  of his unfinished letter  together and slid them

into a drawer of his  writingdesk.  By the time  he had finished and turned again to Fulkerson,  Fulkerson was

saying:  "I did think we could have the first number out by  NewYear's; but it  will take longer than thata

month longer; but I'm  not sorry, for the  holidays kill everything; and by February, or the  middle of February,

people will get their breath again and begin to look  round and ask  what's new.  Then we'll reply in the

language of  Shakespeare and  Milton, 'Every Other Week; and don't you forget it.'"  He took down his  leg and

asked, "Got a pipe of 'baccy anywhere?" 

Beaton nodded at a clay stem sticking out of a Japanese vase of  bronze on  his mantel.  "There's yours," he

said; and Fulkerson said,  "Thanks," and  filled the pipe and sat down and began to smoke  tranquilly. 

Beaton saw that he would have to speak now.  "And what do you want  with  me?" 

"You?  Oh yes," Fulkerson humorously dramatized a return to himself  from  a pensive absence.  "Want you for

the art department." 

Beaton shook his head.  "I'm not your man, Fulkerson," he said,  compassionately.  "You want a more practical

hand, one that's in touch  with what's going.  I'm getting further and further away from this  century and its

claptrap.  I don't believe in your enterprise; I don't  respect it, and I won't have anything to do with it.  It

wouldchoke  me,  that kind of thing." 

"That's all right," said Fulkerson.  He esteemed a man who was not  going  to let himself go cheap.  "Or if it

isn't, we can make it.  You  and March  will pull together firstrate.  I don't care how much ideal  you put into

the thing; the more the better.  I can look after the  other end of the  schooner myself." 

"You don't understand me," said Beaton.  "I'm not trying to get a  rise  out of you.  I'm in earnest.  What you

want is some man who can  have  patience with mediocrity putting on the style of genius, and with  genius

turning mediocrity on his hands.  I haven't any luck with men;  I don't  get on with them; I'm not popular."

Beaton recognized the  fact with the  satisfaction which it somehow always brings to human  pride. 

"So much the better!"  Fulkerson was ready for him at this point.  "I don't want you to work the

oldestablished racket the reputations.  When I want them I'll go to them with a pocketful of

rocksknockdown  argument.  But my idea is to deal with the volunteer material.  Look  at  the way the

periodicals are carried on now! Names! names! names!  In a  country that's just boiling over with literary and

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believe there are fifty volunteer  contributions  printed in a year in all the New York magazines.  It's  all wrong;

it's  suicidal.  'Every Other Week' is going back to the  good old anonymous  system, the only fair system.  It's

worked well in  literature, and it  will work well in art." 

"It won't work well in art," said Beaton.  "There you have a  totally  different set of conditions.  What you'll get

by inviting  volunteer  illustrations will be a lot of amateur trash.  And how are  you going to  submit your

literature for illustration?  It can't be  done.  At any rate,  I won't undertake to do it." 

"We'll get up a School of Illustration," said Fulkerson, with  cynical  security.  "You can read the things and

explain 'em, and your  pupils can  make their sketches under your eye.  They wouldn't be much  further out  than

most illustrations are if they never knew what they  were  illustrating.  You might select from what comes in

and make up a  sort of  pictorial variations to the literature without any particular  reference  to it.  Well, I

understand you to accept?" 

"No, you don't." 

"That is, to consent to help us with your advice and criticism.  That's  all I want.  It won't commit you to

anything; and you can be  as anonymous  as anybody."  At the door Fulkerson added: "Bytheway,  the new

manthe  fellow that's taken my old syndicate businesswill  want you to keep on;  but I guess he's going to

try to beat you down on  the price of the  letters.  He's going in for retrenchment.  I brought  along a check for

this one; I'm to pay for that."  He offered Beaton  an envelope. 

"I can't take it, Fulkerson.  The letter's paid for already."  Fulkerson  stepped forward and laid the envelope on

the table among  the tubes of  paint. 

"It isn't the letter merely.  I thought you wouldn't object to a  little  advance on your 'Every Other Week' work

till you kind of got  started." 

Beaton remained inflexible.  "It can't be done, Fulkerson.  Don't I  tell  you I can't sell myself out to a thing I

don't believe in?  Can't  you  understand that?" 

"Oh yes; I can understand that firstrate.  I don't want to buy  you; I  want to borrow you.  It's all right.  See?

Come round when you  can; I'd  like to introduce you to old March.  That's going to be our  address."  He  put a

card on the table beside the envelope, and Beaton  allowed him to go  without making him take the check back.

He had  remembered his father's  plea; that unnerved him, and he promised  himself again to return his  father's

poor little check and to work on  that picture and give it to  Fulkerson for the check he had left and  for his back

debts.  He resolved  to go to work on the picture at once;  he had set his palette for it; but  first he looked at

Fulkerson's  check.  It was for only fifty dollars, and  the canny Scotch blood in  Beaton rebelled; he could not

let this picture  go for any such money;  he felt a little like a man whose generosity has  been trifled with.  The

conflict of emotions broke him up, and he could  not work. 

IV

The day wasted away in Beaton's hands; at halfpast four o'clock he  went  out to tea at the house of a lady

who was At Home that afternoon  from  four till seven.  By this time Beaton was in possession of one of  those

other selves of which we each have several about us, and was  again the  laconic, staccato, rather worldlified

young artist whose  moments of a  controlled utterance and a certain distinction of manner  had commended

him to Mrs. Horn's fancy in the summer at St. Barnaby. 

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always so quiet.  The  ladies, who  outnumbered the men ten to one, as they always do at a New  York tea, were

dressed in sympathy with the low tone every one spoke  in, and with the  subdued light which gave a

crepuscular uncertainty to  the few objects,  the dim pictures, the unexcited upholstery, of the  rooms.  One

breathed  free of bricabrac there, and the newcomer  breathed softly as one does  on going into church after

service has  begun.  This might be a suggestion  from the voiceless behavior of the  manservant who let you in,

but it was  also because Mrs. Horn's At  Home was a ceremony, a decorum, and not  festival.  At far greater

houses there was more gayety, at richer houses  there was more freedom;  the suppression at Mrs. Horn's was a

personal,  not a social, effect;  it was an efflux of her character, demure,  silentious, vague, but very  correct. 

Beaton easily found his way to her around the grouped skirts and  among  the detached figures, and received a

pressure of welcome from  the hand  which she momentarily relaxed from the teapot.  She sat  behind a table

put crosswise of a remote corner, and offered tea to  people whom a niece  of hers received provisionally or

sped finally in  the outer room.  They  did not usually take tea, and when they did they  did not usually drink  it;

but Beaton was, feverishly glad of his cup;  he took rum and lemon in  it, and stood talking at Mrs. Horn's side

till the next arrival should  displace him: he talked in his French  manner. 

"I have been hoping to see you," she said.  "I wanted to ask you  about  the Leightons.  Did they really come?" 

"I believe so.  They are in townyes.  I haven't seen them." 

"Then you don't know how they're getting onthat pretty creature,  with  her cleverness, and poor Mrs.

Leighton?  I was afraid they were  venturing  on a rash experiment.  Do you know where they are?" 

"In West Eleventh Street somewhere.  Miss Leighton is in Mr.  Wetmore's  class." 

"I must look them up.  Do you know their number?" 

"Not at the moment.  I can find out." 

"Do," said Mrs. Horn.  "What courage they must have, to plunge into  New  York as they've done!  I really

didn't think they would.  I wonder  if  they've succeeded in getting anybody into their house yet?" 

"I don't know," said Beaton. 

"I discouraged their coming all I could," she sighed, " and I  suppose you  did, too.  But it's quite useless trying

to make people in  a place like  St. Barnaby understand how it is in town." 

"Yes," said Beaton.  He stirred his tea, while inwardly he tried to  believe that he had really discouraged the

Leightons from coming to  New  York.  Perhaps the vexation of his failure made him call Mrs. Horn  in his

heart a fraud. 

"Yes," she went on, "it is very, very hard.  And when they won't  understand, and rush on their doom, you feel

that they are going to  hold  you respons" 

Mrs. Horn's eyes wandered from Beaton; her voice faltered in the  faded  interest of her remark, and then rose

with renewed vigor in  greeting a  lady who came up and stretched her glove across the  teacups. 

Beaton got himself away and out of the house with a much briefer  adieu to  the niece than he had meant to

make.  The patronizing  compassion of Mrs.  Horn for the Leightons filled him with indignation  toward her,

toward  himself.  There was no reason why he should not  have ignored them as he  had done; but there was a

feeling.  It was his  nature to be careless, and  he had been spoiled into recklessness; he  neglected everybody,


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and only  remembered them when it suited his whim  or his convenience; but he  fiercely resented the

inattentions of  others toward himself.  He had no  scruple about breaking an engagement  or failing to keep an

appointment;  he made promises without thinking  of their fulfilment, and not because he  was a faithless

person, but  because he was imaginative, and expected at  the time to do what he  said, but was fickle, and so

did not.  As most of  his shortcomings  were of a society sort, no great harm was done to  anybody else.  He  had

contracted somewhat the circle of his acquaintance  by what some  people called his rudeness, but most people

treated it as  his oddity,  and were patient with it.  One lady said she valued his  coming when he  said he would

come because it had the charm of the  unexpected.  "Only  it shows that it isn't always the unexpected that

happens," she  explained. 

It did not occur to him that his behavior was immoral; he did not  realize  that it was creating a reputation if not

a character for him.  While we  are still young we do not realize that our actions have this  effect.  It  seems to us

that people will judge us from what we think  and feel.  Later  we find out that this is impossible; perhaps we

find  it out too late;  some of us never find it out at all. 

In spite of his shame about the Leightons, Beaton had no present  intention of looking them up or sending

Mrs. Horn their address.  As a  matter of fact, he never did send it; but he happened to meet Mr.  Wetmore  and

his wife at the restaurant where he dined, and he got it  of the  painter for himself.  He did not ask him how

Miss Leighton was  getting  on; but Wetmore launched out, with Alma for a tacit text, on  the futility  of women

generally going in for art.  "Even when they  have talent they've  got too much against them.  Where a girl

doesn't  seem very strong, like  Miss Leighton, no amount of chic is going to  help." 

His wife disputed him on behalf of her sex, as women always do. 

"No, Dolly," he persisted; "she'd better be home milking the cows  and  leading the horse to water." 

Do you think she'd better be up till two in the morning at balls  and  going all day to receptions and

luncheons?" 

"Oh, guess it isn't a question of that, even if she weren't  drawing.  You knew them at home," he said to

Beaton. 

"Yes." 

"I remember.  Her mother said you suggested me.  Well, the girl has  some  notion of it; there's no doubt about

that.  Butshe's a woman.  The  trouble with these talented girls is that they're all woman.  If  they  weren't,

there wouldn't be much chance for the men, Beaton.  But  we've  got Providence on our own side from the start.

I'm able to  watch all  their inspirations with perfect composure.  I know just how  soon it's  going to end in

nervous breakdown.  Somebody ought to marry  them all and  put them out of their misery." 

"And what will you do with your students who are married already?"  his  wife said.  She felt that she had let

him go on long enough. 

"Oh, they ought to get divorced." 

"You ought to be ashamed to take their money if that's what you  think of  them." 

"My dear, I have a wife to support." 

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"How do I know?  She isn't the kind that bends; she's the kind that  breaks." 

After a little silence Mrs. Wetmore asked, "Won't you come home  with us,  Mr. Beaton?" 

"Thank you; no.  I have an engagement." 

"I don't see why that should prevent you," said Wetmore.  "But you  always  were a punctilious cuss.  Well!" 

Beaton lingered over his cigar; but no one else whom he knew came  in,  and he yielded to the threefold

impulse of conscience, of  curiosity,  of inclination, in going to call at the Leightons'.  He  asked for the  ladies,

and the maid showed him into the parlor, where  he found Mrs.  Leighton and Miss Woodburn. 

The widow met him with a welcome neatly marked by resentment; she  meant  him to feel that his not coming

sooner had been noticed.  Miss  Woodburn  bubbled and gurgled on, and did what she could to mitigate  his

punishment, but she did not feel authorized to stay it, till Mrs.  Leighton, by studied avoidance of her

daughter's name, obliged Beaton  to  ask for her.  Then Miss Woodburn caught up her work, and said,  "Ah'll go

and tell her, Mrs. Leighton."  At the top of the stairs she  found Alma,  and Alma tried to make it seem as if she

had not been  standing there.  "Mah goodness, chald! there's the handsomest young man  asking for you  down

there you evah saw.  Alh told you' mothah Ah would  come up fo' you." 

" Whatwho is it?" 

" Don't you know?  But bo' could you?  He's got the most beautiful  eyes,  and he wea's his hai' in a bang, and he

talks English like it  was  something else, and his name's Mr. Beaton." 

"Did heask for me?"  said Alma, with a dreamy tone.  She put her  hand on  the stairs rail, and a little shiver

ran over her. 

"Didn't I tell you?  Of coase he did!  And you ought to go raght  down if  you want to save the poo' fellah's

lahfe; you' mothah's just  freezin' him  to death." 

V.

"She is?"  cried Alma.  "Tchk!" She flew downstairs, and flitted  swiftly  into the room, and fluttered up to

Beaton, and gave him a  crushing hand  shake. 

"How very kind, of you to come and see us, Mr. Beaton!  When did  you come  to New York?  Don't you find it

warm here?  We've only just  lighted the  furnace, but with this mild weather it seems too early.  Mamma does

keep  it so hot!"  She rushed about opening doors and  shutting registers, and  then came back and sat facing him

from the  sofa with a mask of radiant  cordiality.  "How have you been since we  saw you?" 

"Very well," said Beaton.  "I hope you're well, Miss Leighton?" 

"Oh, perfectly! I think New York agrees with us both wonderfully.  I  never knew such air.  And to think of our

not having snow yet!  I  should  think everybody would want to come here!  Why don't you come,  Mr. Beaton?" 

Beaton lifted his eyes and looked at her.  "II live in New York,"  he  faltered. 

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"Surely, Alma," said her mother, "you remember Mr. Beaton's telling  us he  lived in New York." 

"But I thought you came from Rochester; or was it Syracuse?.  I  always  get those places mixed up." 

"Probably I told you my father lived at Syracuse.  I've been in New  York  ever since I came home from Paris,"

said Beaton, with the  confusion of a  man who feels himself played upon by a woman. 

"From Paris!" Alma echoed, leaning forward, with her smiling mask  tight  on.  "Wasn't it Munich where you

studied?" 

"I was at Munich, too.  I met Wetmore there." 

"Oh, do you know Mr. Wetmore?" 

"Why, Alma," her mother interposed again, "it was Mr. Beaton who  told you  of Mr. Wetmore." 

"Was it?  Why, yes, to be sure.  It was Mrs. Horn who suggested Mr.  Ilcomb.  I remember now.  I can't thank

you enough for having sent me  to  Mr. Wetmore, Mr. Beaton.  Isn't he delightful?  Oh yes, I'm a  perfect

Wetmorian, I can assure you.  The whole class is the same  way." 

"I just met him and Mrs. Wetmore at dinner," said Beaton,  attempting the  recovery of something that he had

lost through the  girl's shining ease  and steely sprightliness.  She seemed to him so  smooth and hard, with a

repellent elasticity from which he was flung  off.  "I hope you're not  working too hard, Miss Leighton?" 

"Oh no! I enjoy every minute of it, and grow stronger on it.  Do I  look  very much wasted away?"  She looked

him full in the face,  brilliantly  smiling, and intentionally beautiful. 

"No," he said, with a slow sadness; "I never saw you looking  better." 

"Poor Mr. Beaton!" she said, in recognition of his doleful tune.  "It  seems to be quite a blow." 

"Oh no" 

"I remember all the good advice you used to give me about not  working too  hard, and probably it's that that's

saved my lifethat  and the house  hunting.  Has mamma told you of our adventures in  getting settled? 

Some time we must.  It was such fun!  And didn't you think we were  fortunate to get such a pretty house?  You

must see both our parlors."  She jumped up, and her mother followed her with a bewildered look as  she  ran

into the back parlor and flashed up the gas. 

"Come in here, Mr. Beaton.  I want to show you the great feature of  the  house."  She opened the low windows

that gave upon a glazed  veranda  stretching across the end of the room.  "Just think of this in  New York!  You

can't see it very well at night, but when the southern  sun pours in  here all the afternoon" 

"Yes, I can imagine it," he said.  He glanced up at the birdcage  hanging  from the roof.  " I suppose Gypsy

enjoys it." 

"You remember Gypsy?"  she said; and she made a cooing, kissing  little  noise up at the bird, who responded

drowsily.  "Poor old  Gypsum!  Well,  he sha'n't be disturbed.  Yes, it's Gyp's delight, and  Colonel Woodburn

likes to write here in the morning.  Think of us  having a real live  author in the house!  And Miss Woodburn:

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"Yes, that was obvious in her case." 

"From her accent?  Isn't it fascinating?  I didn't believe I could  ever  endure Southerners, but we're like one

family with the Woodburns.  I  should think you'd want to paint Miss Woodburn.  Don't you think  her  coloring

is delicious?  And such a quaint kind of  eighteenthcentury type  of beauty!  But she's perfectly lovely every

way, and everything she says  is so funny.  The Southerners seem to be  such great talkers; better than  we are,

don't you think?" 

"I don't know," said Beaton, in pensive discouragement.  He was  sensible  of being manipulated, operated, but

he was helpless to escape  from the  performer or to fathom her motives.  His pensiveness passed  into gloom,

and was degenerating into sulky resentment when he went  away, after  several failures to get back to the old

ground he had held  in relation to  Alma.  He retrieved something of it with Mrs. Leighton;  but Alma  glittered

upon him to the last with a keen impenetrable  candor, a child  like singleness of glance, covering

unfathomable  reserve. 

"Well, Alma," said her mother, when the door had closed upon him. 

"Well, mother."  Then, after a moment, she said, with a rush: "Did  you  think I was going to let him suppose

we were piqued at his not  coming?  Did you suppose I was going to let him patronize us, or think  that we  were

in the least dependent on his favor or friendship?" 

Her mother did not attempt to answer her.  She merely said, "I  shouldn't  think he would come any more." 

"Well, we have got on so far without him; perhaps we can live  through the  rest of the winter." 

"I couldn't help feeling sorry for him.  He was quite stupefied.  I  could  see that he didn't know what to make of

you." 

"He's not required to make anything of me," said Alma. 

"Do you think he really believed you had forgotten all those  things?" 

"Impossible to say, mamma." 

"Well, I don't think it was quite right, Alma." 

"I'll leave him to you the next time.  Miss Woodburn said you were  freezing him to death when I came down." 

"That was quite different.  But, there won't be any next time, I'm  afraid," sighed Mrs. Leighton. 

Beaton went home feeling sure there would not.  He tried to read  when he  got to his room; but Alma's looks,

tones, gestures, whirred  through and  through the woof of the story like shuttles; he could not  keep them out,

and he fell asleep at last, not because he forgot them,  but because he  forgave them.  He was able to say to

himself that he  had been justly cut  off from kindness which he knew how to value in  losing it.  He did not

expect ever to right himself in Alma's esteem,  but he hoped some day to  let her know that he had understood.

It  seemed to him that it would be a  good thing if she should find it out  after his death.  He imagined her  being

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VI.

In the morning it seemed to Beaton that he had done himself  injustice.  When he uncovered his Judas and

looked at it, he could not  believe that  the man who was capable of such work deserved the  punishment Miss

Leighton had inflicted upon him.  He still forgave  her, but in the  presence of a thing like that he could not help

respecting himself; he  believed that if she could see it she would be  sorry that she had cut  herself off from his

acquaintance.  He carried  this strain of conviction  all through his syndicate letter, which he  now took out of

his desk and  finished, with an increasing security of  his opinions and a mounting  severity in his judgments.

He retaliated  upon the general condition of  art among us the pangs of wounded  vanity, which Alma had made

him feel,  and he folded up his manuscript  and put it in his pocket, almost healed  of his humiliation.  He had

been able to escape from its sting so  entirely while he was writing  that the notion of making his life more and

more literary commended  itself to him.  As it was now evident that the  future was to be one of  renunciation,

of selfforgetting, an oblivion  tinged with bitterness,  he formlessly reasoned in favor of reconsidering  his

resolution  against Fulkerson's offer.  One must call it reasoning,  but it was  rather that swift internal

dramatization which constantly goes  on in  persons of excitable sensibilities, and which now seemed to sweep

Beaton physically along toward the 'Every Other Week' office, and  carried  his mind with lightning celerity on

to a time when he should  have given  that journal such quality and authority in matters of art  as had never

been enjoyed by any in America before.  With the  prosperity which he made  attend his work he changed the

character of  the enterprise, and with  Fulkerson's enthusiastic support he gave the  public an art journal of as

high grade as 'Les Lettres et les Arts',  and very much that sort of  thing.  All this involved now the  unavailing

regret of Alma Leighton, and  now his reconciliation with  her they were married in Grace Church,  because

Beaton had once seen a  marriage there, and had intended to paint  a picture of it some time. 

Nothing in these fervid fantasies prevented his responding with due  dryness to Fulkerson's cheery "Hello, old

man!" when he found himself  in  the building fitted up for the 'Every Other Week' office.  Fulkerson's  room

was back of the smaller one occupied by the  bookkeeper; they had  been respectively the receptionroom and

diningroom of the little place  in its dwellinghouse days, and they  had been simply and tastefully  treated in

their transformation into  business purposes.  The narrow old  trim of the doors and windows had  been kept,

and the quaintly ugly marble  mantels.  The architect had  said, Better let them stay they expressed  epoch, if not

character. 

"Well, have you come round to go to work?  Just hang up your coat  on the  floor anywhere," Fulkerson went

on. 

"I've come to bring you that letter," said Beaton, all the more  haughtily  because he found that Fulkerson was

not alone when he  welcomed him in  these free and easy terms.  There was a quietlooking  man, rather stout,

and a little above the middle height, with a full,  closecropped iron  gray beard, seated beyond the table

where  Fulkerson tilted himself back,  with his knees set against it; and  leaning against the mantel there was a

young man with a singularly  gentle face, in which the look of goodness  qualified and transfigured  a certain

simplicity.  His large blue eyes  were somewhat prominent;  and his rather narrow face was drawn forward in  a

nose a little too  long perhaps, if it had not been for the full chin  deeply cut below  the lip, and jutting firmly

forward. 

"Introduce you to Mr. March, our editor, Mr. Beaton," Fulkerson  said,  rolling his head in the direction of the

elder man; and then  nodding it  toward the younger, he said, "Mr. Dryfoos, Mr. Beaton."  Beaton shook  hands

with March, and then with Mr. Dryfoos, and  Fulkerson went on,  gayly: "We were just talking of you,

Beatonwell,  you know the old  saying.  Mr. March, as I told you, is our editor, and  Mr. Dryfoos has  charge

of the publishing departmenthe's the  countingroom incarnate,  the source of power, the fountain of

corruption, the element that  prevents journalism being the high and  holy thing that it would be if  there were

no money in it."  Mr.  Dryfoos turned his large, mild eyes upon  Beaton, and laughed with the  uneasy


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concession which people make to a  character when they do not  quite approve of the character's language.

"What Mr. March and I are  trying to do is to carry on this thing so that  there won't be any  money in itor

very little; and we're planning to  give the public a  better article for the price than it's ever had before.  Now

here's a  dummy we've had made up for 'Every Other Week', and as we've  decided  to adopt it, we would

naturally like your opinion of it, so's to  know  what opinion to have of you."  He reached forward and pushed

toward  Beaton a volume a little above the size of the ordinary duodecimo  book;  its ivorywhite pebbled

paper cover was prettily illustrated  with a water  colored design irregularly washed over the greater part  of

its surface:  quite across the page at top, and narrowing from right  to left as it  descended.  In the triangular

space left blank the title  of the  periodical and the publisher's imprint were tastefully lettered  so as to  be partly

covered by the background of color. 

"It's like some of those Tartarin books of Daudet's," said Beacon,  looking at it with more interest than he

suffered to be seen.  "But  it's  a book, not a magazine."  He opened its pages of thick, mellow  white  paper, with

uncut leaves, the first few pages experimentally  printed in  the type intended to be used, and illustrated with

some  sketches drawn  into and over the text, for the sake of the effect. 

"A Daniela Daniel come to judgment!  Sit down, Dan'el, and take  it  easy."  Fulkerson pushed a chair toward

Beaton, who dropped into  it.  "You're right, Dan'el ; it's a book, to all practical intents and  purposes.  And what

we propose to do with the American public is to  give  it twentyfour books like this a yeara complete

libraryfor  the absurd  sum of six dollars.  We don't intend to sell 'emit's no  name for the  transactionbut

to give 'em.  And what we want to get  out of youbeg,  borrow, buy, or steal from you is an opinion whether

we shall make the  American public this princely present in paper  covers like this, or in  some sort of flexible

boards, so they can set  them on the shelf and say  no more about it.  Now, Dan'el, come to  judgment, as our

respected friend  Shylock remarked." 

Beacon had got done looking at the dummy, and he dropped it on the  table  before Fulkerson, who pushed it

away, apparently to free himself  from  partiality.  "I don't know anything about the business side, and  I can't

tell about the effect of either style on the sales; but you'll  spoil the  whole character of the cover if you use

anything thicker  than that  thickish paper." 

"All right; very good; firstrate.  The ayes have it.  Paper it is.  I  don't mind telling you that we had decided for

that paper before  you came  in.  Mr. March wanted it, because he felt in his bones just  the way you  do about it,

and Mr. Dryfoos wanted it, because he's the  countingroom  incarnate, and it's cheaper; and I 'wanted it,

because I  always like to  go with the majority.  Now what do you think of that  little design  itself?" 

"The sketch?"  Beaton pulled the book toward him again and looked  at it  again.  "Rather decorative.  Drawing's

not remarkable.  Graceful; rather  nice."  He pushed the book away again, and Fulkerson  pulled it to his  aide of

the table. 

"Well, that's a piece of that amateur trash you despise so much.  I  went  to a painter I knowbytheway, he

was guilty of suggesting you  for this  thing, but I told him I was ahead of himand I got him to  submit my

idea  to one of his class, and that's the result.  Well, now,  there ain't  anything in this world that sells a book like

a pretty  cover, and we're  going to have a pretty cover for 'Every Other Week'  every time.  We've  cut loose

from the old traditional quarto literary  newspaper size, and  we've cut loose from the old twocolumn big

page  magazine size; we're  going to have a duodecimo page, clear black  print, and paper that 'll  make your

mouth water; and we're going to  have a fresh illustration for  the cover of each number, and we ain't  agoing to

give the public any rest  at all.  Sometimes we're going to  have a delicate little landscape like  this, and

sometimes we're going  to have an indelicate little figure, or  as much so as the law will  allow." 

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March smiled and said, dryly, "Those are the numbers that Mr.  Fulkerson  is going to edit himself." 

"Exactly.  And Mr. Beaton, here, is going to supply the floating  females,  gracefully airing themselves against

a sunset or something of  that kind."  Beaton frowned in embarrassment, while Fulkerson went on

philosophically;  "It's astonishing how you fellows can keep it up at  this stage of the  proceedings; you can

paint things that your harshest  critic would be  ashamed to describe accurately; you're as free as the  theatre.

But  that's neither here nor there.  What I'm after is the  fact that we're  going to have variety in our titlepages,

and we are  going to have  novelty in the illustrations of the body of the book.  March, here, if he  had his own

way, wouldn't have any illustrations  at all." 

"Not because I don't like them, Mr. Beacon," March interposed, "but  because I like them too much.  I find that

I look at the pictures in  an  illustrated article, but I don't read the article very much, and I  fancy  that's the case

with most other people.  You've got to doing  them so  prettily that you take our eyes off the literature, if you

don't take our  minds off." 

"Like the society beauties on the stage: people go in for the  beauty so  much that they don't know what the

play is.  But the  boxoffice gets  there all the same, and that's what Mr. Dryfoos  wants."  Fulkerson looked  up

gayly at Mr. Dryfoos, who smiled  deprecatingly. 

"It was different," March went on, "when the illustrations used to  be  bad.  Then the text had some chance." 

"Old legitimate drama days, when ugliness and genius combined to  storm  the galleries," said Fulkerson. 

"We can still make them bad enough," said Beaton, ignoring  Fulkerson in  his remark to March. 

Fulkerson took the reply upon himself.  "Well, you needn't make 'em  so  bad as the oldstyle cuts; but you can

make them unobtrusive,  modestly  retiring.  We've got hold of a process something like that  those French

fellows gave Daudet thirtyfive thousand dollars to write  a novel to use  with; kind of thing that begins at one

side; or one  corner, and spreads  in a sort of dim religious style over the print  till you can't tell which  is which.

Then we've got a notion that  where the pictures don't behave  quite so sociably, they can be dropped  into the

text, like a little  casual remark, don't you know, or a  comment that has some connection, or  maybe none at

all, with what's  going on in the story.  Something like  this."  Fulkerson took away one  knee from the table long

enough to open  the drawer, and pull from it a  book that he shoved toward Beacon.  "That's a Spanish book I

happened  to see at Brentano's, and I froze to it  on account of the pictures.  I  guess they're pretty good." 

"Do you expect to get such drawings in this country?"  asked  Beaton,  after a glance at the book.  " uch

charactersuch drama?  You  won't." 

"Well, I'm not so sure," said Fulkerson, "come to get our amateurs  warmed  up to the work.  But what I want is

to get the physical effect,  so to  speakget that sized picture into our page, and set the fashion  of it.  I shouldn't

care if the illustration was sometimes confined to  an initial  letter and a tailpiece." 

"Couldn't be done here.  We haven't the touch.  We're good in some  things, but this isn't in our way," said

Beaton, stubbornly.  "I can't  think of a man who could do it; that is, among those that would." 

"Well, think of some woman, then," said Fulkerson, easily.  "I've  got a  notion that the women could help us

out on this thing, come to  get 'em  interested.  There ain't anything so popular as female  fiction; why not  try

female art?" 

"The females themselves have been supposed to have been trying it  for a  good while," March suggested; and

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"Yes, I know," Fulkerson assented.  "But I don't mean that kind  exactly.  What we want to do is to work the

'ewig Weibliche' in this  concern.  We  want to make a magazine that will go for the women's  fancy every time.

I don't mean with recipes for cooking and fashions  and personal gossip  about authors and society, but real

hightone  literature that will show  women triumphing in all the stories, or else  suffering tremendously.

We've got to recognize that women form  threefourths of the reading  public in this country, and go for their

tastes and their sensibilities  and their sexpiety along the whole  line.  They do like to think that  women can do

things better than men;  and if we can let it leak out and  get around in the papers that the  managers of 'Every

Other Week' couldn't  stir a peg in the line of the  illustrations they wanted till they got a  lot of Godgifted

girls to  help them, it 'll make the fortune of the  thing.  See?" 

He looked sunnily round at the other men, and March said: "You  ought to  be in charge of a Siamese white

elephant, Fulkerson.  It's a  disgrace to  be connected with you." 

"It seems to me," said Becton, "that you'd better get a Godgifted  girl  for your art editor." 

Fulkerson leaned alertly forward, and touched him on the shoulder,  with a  compassionate smile.  "My dear

boy, they haven't got the genius  of  organization.  It takes a very masculine man for thata man who

combines  the most subtle and refined sympathies with the most forceful  purposes  and the most ferruginous

willpower.  Which his name is Angus  Beaton, and  here he sets!" 

The others laughed with Fulkerson at his gross burlesque of  flattery, and  Becton frowned sheepishly.  "I

suppose you understand  this man's style,"  he growled toward March. 

"He does, my son," said Fulkerson.  "He knows that I cannot tell a  lie."  He pulled out his watch, and then got

suddenly upon his feet. 

"It's quarter of twelve, and I've got an appointment."  Beaton rose  too,  and Fulkerson put the two books in his

lax hands.  "Take these  along,  Michelangelo Da Vinci, my friend, and put your multitudinous  mind on them

for about an hour, and let us hear from you tomorrow.  We hang upon your  decision." 

"There's no deciding to be done," said Beaton.  "You can't combine  the  two styles.  They'd kill each other." 

"A Dan'el, a Dan'el come to judgment!  I knew you could help us  out!  Take 'em along, and tell us which will

go the furthest with the  'ewig  Weibliche.'  Dryfoos, I want a word with you."  He led the way  into the  front

room, flirting an airy farewell to Beaton with his hand  as he went. 

VII.

March and Beaton remained alone together for a moment, and March  said:  "I hope you will think it worth

while to take hold with us, Mr.  Beaton.  Mr. Fulkerson puts it in his own way, of course; but we really  want to

make a nice thing of the magazine."  He had that timidity of  the elder in  the presence of the younger man

which the younger,  preoccupied with his  own timidity in the presence of the elder, cannot  imagine.  Besides,

March was aware of the gulf that divided him as a  literary man from  Beaton as an artist, and he only ventured

to feel  his way toward sympathy  with him.  "We want to make it good; we want  to make it high.  Fulkerson  is

right about aiming to please the women,  but of course he caricatures  the way of going about it." 

For answer, Beaton flung out, "I can't go in for a thing I don't  understand the plan of." 

March took it for granted that he had wounded some exposed  sensibility,  of Beaton's.  He continued still more

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experienceis that we shall do best in fiction to confine  our selves to  short stories, and make each number

complete in itself.  He found that  the most successful things he could furnish his  newspapers were short

stories; we Americans are supposed to excel in  writing them; and most  people begin with them in fiction; and

it's Mr.  Fulkerson's idea to work  unknown talent, as he says, and so he thinks  he can not only get them  easily,

but can gradually form a school of  shortstory writers.  I can't  say I follow him altogether, but I  respect his

experience.  We shall not  despise translations of short  stories, but otherwise the matter will all  be original,

and, of  course, it won't all be short stories.  We shall use  sketches of  travel, and essays, and little dramatic

studies, and bits of  biography  and history; but all very light, and always short enough to be  completed in a

single number.  Mr. Fulkerson believes in pictures, and  most of the things would be capable of illustration." 

"I see," said Beaton. 

"I don't know but this is the whole affair," said March, beginning  to  stiffen a little at the young man's

reticence. 

"I understand.  Thank you for taking the trouble to explain.  Good  morning."  Beaton bowed himself off,

without offering to shake hands. 

Fulkerson came in after a while from the outer office, and Mr.  Dryfoos  followed him.  "Well, what do you

think of our art editor?" 

"Is he our art editor?"  asked March.  "I wasn't quite certain when  he  left." 

"Did he take the books?" 

"Yes, he took the books." 

"I guess he's all right, then."  Fulkerson added, in concession to  the  umbrage he detected in March. 

"Beaton has his times of being the greatest ass in the solar  system, but  he usually takes it out in personal

conduct.  When it  comes to work, he's  a regular horse." 

"He appears to have compromised for the present by being a perfect  mule,"  said March. 

"Well, he's in a transition state," Fulkerson allowed.  "He's the  man for  us.  He really understands what we

want.  You'll see; he'll  catch on.  That lurid glare of his will wear off in the course of time.  He's really  a good

fellow when you take him off his guard; and he's  full of ideas.  He's spread out over a good deal of ground at

present,  and so he's pretty  thin; but come to gather him up into a lump,  there's a good deal of  substance to

him.  Yes, there is.  He's a  firstrate critic, and he's a  nice fellow with the other artists.  They laugh at his

universality, but  they all like him.  He's the best  kind of a teacher when he condescends  to it; and he's just the

man to  deal with our volunteer work.  Yes, sir,  he's a prize.  Well, I must  go now." 

Fulkerson went out of the street door, and then came quickly back.  "By  thebye, March, I saw that old

dynamiter of yours round at  Beaton's room  yesterday." 

"What old dynamiter of mine?" 

"That old onehanded Dutchmanfriend of your youththe one we saw  at  Maroni's" 

"OhLindau!" said March, with a vague pang of self reproach for  having  thought of Lindau so little after the

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"Yes, our versatile friend was modelling him as Judas Iscariot.  Lindau  makes a firstrate Judas, and Beaton

has got a big thing in  that head if  he works the religious people right.  But what I was  thinking of was  thisit

struck me just as I was going out of the  door: Didn't you tell  me Lindau knew forty or fifty, different

languages?" 

"Four or five, yes." 

"Well, we won't quarrel about the number.  The question is, Why not  work  him in the field of foreign

literature?  You can't go over all  their  reviews and magazines, and he could do the smelling for you, if  you

could  trust his nose.  Would he know a good thing?" 

"I think he would," said March, on whom the scope of Fulkerson's  suggestion gradually opened.  "He used to

have good taste, and he must  know the ground.  Why, it's a capital idea, Fulkerson!  Lindau wrote  very  fair

English, and he could translate, with a little revision." 

"And he would probably work cheap.  Well, hadn't you better see him  about  it?  I guess it 'll be quite a windfall

for him." 

"Yes, it will.  I'll look him up.  Thank you for the suggestion,  Fulkerson." 

"Oh, don't mention it! I don't mind doing 'Every Other Week' a good  turn  now and then when it comes in my

way."  Fulkerson went out again,  and  this time March was finally left with Mr. Dryfoos. 

"Mrs. March was very sorry not to be at home when your sisters  called the  other day.  She wished me to ask if

they had any afternoon  in particular.  There was none on your mother's card." 

"No, sir," said the young man, with a flush of embarrassment that  seemed  habitual with him.  "She has no day.

She's at home almost  every day.  She hardly ever goes out." 

"Might we come some evening?"  March asked.  "We should be very  glad to  do that, if she would excuse the

informality.  Then I could  come with  Mrs. March." 

"Mother isn't very formal," said the young man.  "She would be very  glad  to see you." 

"Then we'll come some night this week, if you will let us.  When do  you  expect your father back?" 

"Not much before Christmas.  He's trying to settle up some things  at  Moffitt." 

"And what do you think of our art editor?"  asked March, with a  smile,  for the change of subject. 

"Oh, I don't know much about such things," said the young man, with  another of his embarrassed flushes.

"Mr. Fulkerson seems to feel sure  that he is the one for us." 

"Mr. Fulkerson seemed to think that I was the one for you, too,"  said  March; and he laughed.  "That's what

makes me doubt his  infallibility.  But he couldn't do worse with Mr. Beaton." 

Mr. Dryfoos reddened and looked down, as if unable or unwilling to  cope  with the difficulty of making a

polite protest against March's  self  depreciation.  He said, after a moment: "It's new business to  all of us

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March asked rather absently, "Some good?"  Then he added: "Oh yes;  I think we can.  What do you mean by

good?  Improve the public taste?  Elevate the standard of literature?  Give young authors and artists a  chance?" 

This was the only good that had ever been in March's mind, except  the  good that was to come in a material

way from his success, to  himself and  to his family. 

"I don't know," said the young man; and he looked down in a  shamefaced  fashion.  He lifted his head and

looked into March's face.  "I suppose I  was thinking that some time we might help along.  If we  were to have

those sketches of yours about life in every part of New  York" 

March's authorial vanity was tickled.  "Fulkerson has been talking  to you  about them?  He seemed to think

they would be a card.  He  believes that  there's no subject so fascinating to the general average  of people

throughout the country as life in New York City; and he  liked my notion  of doing these things."  March hoped

that Dryfoos  would answer that  Fulkerson was perfectly enthusiastic about his  notion; but he did not  need

this stimulus, and, at any rate, he went  on without it.  "The fact  is, it's something that struck my fancy the

moment I came here; I found  myself intensely interested in the place,  and I began to make notes,  consciously

and unconsciously, at once.  Yes, I believe I can get  something quite attractive out of it.  I  don't in the least

know what it  will be yet, except that it will be  very desultory; and I couldn't at all  say when I can get at it.  If

we  postpone the first number till February  I might get a little paper  into that.  Yes, I think it might be a good

thing for us," March said,  with modest selfappreciation. 

"If you can make the comfortable people understand how the  uncomfortable  people live, it will be a very

good thing, Mr. March.  Sometimes it seems  to me that the only trouble is that we don't know  one another

well  enough; and that the first thing is to do this."  The  young fellow spoke  with the seriousness in which the

beauty of his  face resided.  Whenever  he laughed his face looked weak, even silly.  It seemed to be a sense of

this that made him hang his head or turn  it away at such times. 

"That's true," said March, from the surface only.  "And then, those  phases of low life are immensely

picturesque.  Of course, we must try  to  get the contrasts of luxury for the sake of the full effect.  That  won't  be

so easy.  You can't penetrate to the dinnerparty of a  millionaire  under the wing of a detective as you could to

a carouse in  Mulberry  Street, or to his children's nursery with a philanthropist as  you can to  a streetboy's

lodginghouse."  March laughed, and again  the young man  turned his head away.  "Still, something can be

done in  that way by tact  and patience." 

VIII.

That evening March went with his wife to return the call of the  Dryfoos  ladies.  On their way uptown in the

Elevated he told her of  his talk  with young Dryfoos.  "I confess I was a little ashamed before  him  afterward

for having looked at the matter so entirely from the  aesthetic  point of view.  But of course, you know, if I

went to work  at those  things with an ethical intention explicitly in mind, I should  spoil  them." 

"Of course," said his wife.  She had always heard him say something  of  this kind about such things. 

He went on: "But I suppose that's just the point that such a nature  as  young Dryfoos's can't get hold of, or

keep hold of.  We're a queer  lot,  down there, Isabelperfect menagerie.  If it hadn't been that  Fulkerson  got us

together, and really seems to know what he did it  for, I should  say he was the oddest stick among us.  But

when I think  of myself and my  own crankiness for the literary department; and young  Dryfoos, who ought

really to be in the pulpit, or a monastery, or  something, for publisher;  and that young Beaton, who probably

hasn't a  moral fibre in his  composition, for the art man, I don't know but we  could give Fulkerson  odds and

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His wife heaved a deep sigh of apprehension, of renunciation, of  monition.  "Well, I'm glad you can feel so

light about it, Basil." 

"Light?  I feel gay!  With Fulkerson at the helm, I tell you the  rocks  and the lee shore had better keep out of the

way."  He laughed  with  pleasure in his metaphor.  "Just when you think Fulkerson has  taken leave  of his

senses he says or does something that shows he is  on the most  intimate and inalienable terms with them all

the time.  You know how I've  been worrying over those foreign periodicals, and  trying to get some

translations from them for the first number?  Well,  Fulkerson has brought  his centipedal mind to bear on the

subject, and  he's suggested that old  German friend of mine I was telling you  ofthe one I met in the

restaurantthe friend of my youth." 

"Do you think he could do it?"  asked Mrs. March, sceptically. 

"He's a perfect Babel of strange tongues; and he's the very man for  the  work, and I was ashamed I hadn't

thought of him myself, for I  suspect he  needs the work." 

"Well, be careful how you get mixed up with him, then, Basil," said  his  wife, who had the natural misgiving

concerning the friends of her  husband's youth that all wives have.  "You know the Germans are so

unscrupulously dependent.  You don't know anything about him now." 

"I'm not afraid of Lindau," said March.  "He was the best and  kindest man  I ever saw, the most highminded,

the most generous.  He  lost a hand in  the war that helped to save us and keep us possible,  and that stump of

his is character enough for me." 

"Oh, you don't think I could have meant anything against him!" said  Mrs.  March, with the tender fervor that

every woman who lived in the  time of  the war must feel for those who suffered in it.  "All that I  meant was

that I hoped you would not get mixed up with him too much.  You're so apt  to be carried away by your

impulses." 

"They didn't carry me very far away in the direction of poor old  Lindau,  I'm ashamed to think," said March.

"I meant all sorts of fine  things by  him after I met him; and then I forgot him, and I had to be  reminded of

him by Fulkerson." 

She did not answer him, and he fell into a remorseful reverie, in  which  he rehabilitated Lindau anew, and

provided handsomely for his  old age.  He got him buried with military honors, and had a shaft  raised over

him,  with a medallion likeness by Beaton and an epitaph by  himself, by the  time they reached Fortysecond

Street; there was no  time to write  Lindau's life, however briefly, before the train  stopped. 

They had to walk up four blocks and then half a block across before  they  came to the indistinctive

brownstone house where the Dryfooses  lived.  It was larger than some in the same block, but the next

neighborhood of a  huge apartmenthouse dwarfed it again.  March  thought he recognized the  very flat in

which he had disciplined the  surly janitor, but he did not  tell his wife; he made her notice the  transition

character of the street,  which had been mostly built up in  apartmenthouses, with here and there a  single

dwelling dropped far  down beneath and beside them, to that jag  toothed effect on the  skyline so often

observable in such New York  streets.  "I don't know  exactly what the old gentleman bought here for,"  he said,

as they  waited on the steps after ringing, "unless he expects to  turn it into  flats byandby.  Otherwise, I don't

believe he'll get his  money  back." 

An Irish servingman, with a certain surprise that delayed him,  said the  ladies were at home, and let the

Marches in, and then carried  their cards  upstairs.  The drawingroom, where he said they could sit  down

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extravagant good taste; there  was nothing to  object to in the satin furniture, the pale, soft, rich  carpet, the

pictures, and the bronze and china bricabrac, except  that their  costliness was too evident; everything in the

room meant  money too  plainly, and too much of it.  The Marches recognized this in  the hoarse  whispers

which people cannot get their voices above when  they try to talk  away the interval of waiting in such

circumstances;  they conjectured from  what they had heard of the Dryfooses that this  tasteful luxury in no

wise  expressed their civilization.  "Though when  you come to that," said  March, "I don't know that Mrs.

Green's  gimcrackery expresses ours." 

"Well, Basil, I didn't take the gimcrackery.  That was your" 

The rustle of skirts on the stairs without arrested Mrs. March in  the  wellmerited punishment which she

never failed to inflict upon her  husband when the question of the gimcrackerythey always called it  that

came up.  She rose at the entrance of a brightlooking,  prettylooking,  mature, youngish lady, in black silk

of a neutral  implication, who put  out her hand to her, and said, with a very  cheery, very ladylike accent,  "Mrs.

March?"  and then added to both of  them, while she shook hands with  March, and before they could get the

name out of their months: "No, not  Miss Dryfoos!  Neither of them; nor  Mrs. Dryfoos.  Mrs. Mandel.  The

ladies will be down in a moment.  Won't you throw off your sacque, Mrs.  March?  I'm afraid it's rather  warm

here, coming from the outside." 

"I will throw it back, if you'll allow me," said Mrs. March, with a  sort  of provisionality, as if, pending some

uncertainty as to Mrs.  Mandel's  quality and authority, she did not feel herself justified in  going  further. 

But if she did not know about Mrs. Mandel, Mrs. Mandel seemed to  know  about her.  "Oh, well, do!" she said,

with a sort of recognition  of the  propriety of her caution.  "I hope you are feeling a little at  home in  New York.

We heard so much of your trouble in getting a flat,  from Mr.  Fulkerson." 

"Well, a true Bostonian doesn't give up quite so soon," said Mrs.  March. 

"But I will say New York doesn't seem so far away, now we're here." 

"I'm sure you'll like it.  Every one does."  Mrs. Mandel added to  March,  "It's very sharp out, isn't it?" 

"Rather sharp.  But after our Boston winters I don't know but I  ought to  repudiate the word." 

"Ah, wait till you have been here through March!" said Mrs. Mandel.  She  began with him, but skillfully

transferred the close of her  remark, and  the little smile of menace that went with it, to his wife. 

"Yes," said Mrs. March, "or April, either: Talk about our east  winds!" 

"Oh, I'm sure they can't be worse than our winds," Mrs. Mandel  returned,  caressingly. 

"If we escape New York pneumonia," March laughed, "it will only be  to  fall a prey to New York malaria as

soon as the frost is out of the  ground." 

"Oh, but you know," said Mrs. Mandel, "I think our malaria has  really  been slandered a little.  It's more a

matter of drainageof  plumbing.  I don't believe it would be possible for malaria to get into  this house,  we've

had it gone over so thoroughly." 

Mrs. March said, while she tried to divine Mrs. Mandel's position  from  this statement, "It's certainly the first

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"If Mrs. March could have had her way, we should have had the  drainage of  our whole ward put in order,"

said her husband, "before we  ventured to  take a furnished apartment for the winter." 

Mrs. Mandel looked discreetly at Mrs. March for permission to laugh  at  this, but at the same moment both

ladies became preoccupied with a  second  rustling on the stairs. 

Two tall, welldressed young girls came in, and Mrs. Mandel  introduced,  "Miss Dryfoos, Mrs. March; and

Miss Mela Dryfoos, Mr.  March," she added,  and the girls shook hands in their several ways  with the

Marches. 

Miss Dryfoos had keen black eyes, and her hair was intensely black.  Her  face, but for the slight inward curve

of the nose, was regular,  and the  smallness of her nose and of her mouth did not weaken her  face, but gave  it

a curious effect of fierceness, of challenge.  She  had a large black  fan in her hand, which she waved in talking,

with a  slow, watchful  nervousness.  Her sister was blonde, and had a profile  like her  brother's; but her chin

was not so salient, and the weak look  of the  mouth was not corrected by the spirituality or the fervor of  his

eyes,  though hers were of the same mottled blue.  She dropped into  the low seat  beside Mrs. Mandel, and

intertwined her fingers with  those of the hand  which Mrs. Mandel let her have.  She smiled upon the  Marches,

while Miss  Dryfoos watched them intensely, with her eyes  first on one and then on  the other, as if she did not

mean to let any  expression of theirs escape  her. 

"My mother will be down in a minute," she said to Mrs. March. 

"I hope we're not disturbing her.  It is so good of you to let us  come in  the evening," Mrs. March replied. 

"Oh, not at all," said the girl.  "We receive in the evening." 

"When we do receive," Miss Mela put in.  "We don't always get the  chance  to."  She began a laugh, which she

checked at a smile from Mrs.  Mandel,  which no one could have seen to be reproving. 

Miss Dryfoos looked down at her fan, and looked up defiantly at  Mrs.  March.  "I suppose you have hardly got

settled.  We were afraid  we would  disturb you when we called." 

"Oh no! We were very sorry to miss your visit.  We are quite  settled in  our new quarters.  Of course, it's all

very different from  Boston." 

"I hope it's more of a sociable place there," Miss Mela broke in  again.  "I never saw such an unsociable place

as New York.  We've been  in this  house three months, and I don't believe that if we stayed  three years any  of

the neighbors would call." 

"I fancy proximity doesn't count for much in New York," March  suggested. 

Mrs. Mandel said: "That's what I tell Miss Mela.  But she is a very  social nature, and can't reconcile herself to

the fact." 

"No, I can't," the girl pouted.  "I think it was twice as much fun  in  Moffitt.  I wish I was there now." 

"Yes," said March, "I think there's a great deal more enjoyment in  those  smaller places.  There's not so much

going on in the way of  public  amusements, and so people make more of one another.  There are  not so  many

concerts, theatres, operas" 

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"Have you been to the opera here, this winter?"  Mrs. March asked  of the  elder girl. 

She was glaring with a frown at her sister, and detached her eyes  from  her with an effort.  "What did you

say?"  she demanded, with an  absent  bluntness.  "Oh yes.  Yes! We went once.  Father took a box at  the

Metropolitan." 

"Then you got a good dose of Wagner, I suppose?"  said March. 

"What?"  asked the girl. 

"I don't think Miss Dryfoos is very fond of Wagner's music," Mrs.  Mandel  said.  "I believe you are all great

Wagnerites in Boston?" 

"I'm a very bad Bostonian, Mrs. Mandel.  I suspect myself of  preferring  Verdi," March answered. 

Miss Dryfoos looked down at her fan again, and said, "I like  'Trovatore'  the best." 

"It's an opera I never get tired of," said March, and Mrs. March  and Mrs:  Mandel exchanged a smile of

compassion for his simplicity.  He detected  it, and added: "But I dare say I shall come down with the  Wagner

fever in  time.  I've been exposed to some malignant cases of  it." 

"That night we were there," said Miss Mela, "they had to turn the  gas  down all through one part of it, and the

papers said the ladies  were  awful mad because they couldn't show their diamonds.  I don't  wonder, if  they all

had to pay as much for their boxes as we did.  We  had to pay  sixty dollars."  She looked at the Marches for

their  sensation at this  expense. 

March said: " Well, I think I shall take my box by the month, then.  It  must come cheaper, wholesale." 

"Oh no, it don't," said the girl, glad to inform him.  "The people  that  own their boxes, and that had to give

fifteen or twenty thousand  dollars  apiece for them, have to pay sixty dollars a night whenever  there's a

performance, whether they go or not." 

"Then I should go every night," March said. 

"Most of the ladies were low neck" 

March interposed, "Well, I shouldn't go lowneck." 

The girl broke into a fondly approving laugh at his drolling.  "Oh,  I  guess you love to train!  Us girls wanted to

go low neck, too; but  father  said we shouldn't, and mother said if we did she wouldn't come  to the  front of the

box once.  Well, she didn't, anyway.  We might  just as well  'a' gone low neck.  She stayed back the whole time,

and  when they had  that dancethe ballet, you knowshe just shut her  eyes.  Well, Conrad  didn't like that

part much, either; but us girls  and Mrs. Mandel, we  brazened it out right in the front of the box.  We  were

about the only  ones there that went high neck.  Conrad had to  wear a swallowtail;  but father hadn't any, and

he had to patch out  with a white cravat.  You couldn't see what he had on in the back o'  the box, anyway." 

Mrs. March looked at Miss Dryfoos, who was waving her fan more and  more  slowly up and down, and who,

when she felt herself looked at,  returned  Mrs. March's smile, which she meant to be ingratiating and  perhaps

sympathetic, with a flash that made her start, and then ran  her fierce  eyes over March's face.  "Here comes

mother," she said,  with a sort of  breathlessness, as if speaking her thought aloud, and  through the open  door

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She paused halfway down, and turning, called up: "Coonrod!  Coonrod!  You bring my shawl down with

you." 

Her daughter Mela called out to her, "Now, mother, Christine 'll  give it  to you for not sending Mike." 

"Well, I don't know where he is, Mely, child," the mother answered  back.  "He ain't never around when he's

wanted, and when he ain't, it  seems like  a body couldn't git shet of him, nohow." 

"Well, you ought to ring for him!" cried Miss Mela, enjoying the  joke. 

Her mother came in with a slow step; her head shook slightly as she  looked about the room, perhaps from

nervousness, perhaps from a touch  of  palsy.  In either case the fact had a pathos which Mrs. March  confessed

in the affection with which she took her hard, dry, large,  old hand when  she was introduced to her, and in the

sincerity which  she put into the  hope that she was well. 

"I'm just middlin'," Mrs. Dryfoos replied.  "I ain't never so well,  nowadays.  I tell fawther I don't believe it

agrees with me very well  here, but he says I'll git used to it.  He's away now, out at  Moffitt,"  she said to

March, and wavered on foot a moment before she  sank into a  chair.  She was a tall woman, who had been a

beautiful  girl, and her gray  hair had a memory of blondeness in it like  Lindau's, March noticed.  She  wore a

simple silk gown, of a Quakerly  gray, and she held a handkerchief  folded square, as it had come from  the

laundress.  Something like the  Sabbath quiet of a little wooden  meetinghouse in thick Western woods

expressed itself to him from her  presence. 

"Laws, mother!" said Miss Mela; "what you got that old thing on  for?  If  I'd 'a' known you'd 'a' come down in

that!" 

"Coonrod said it was all right, Mely," said her mother. 

Miss Mela explained to the Marches: "Mother was raised among the  Dunkards, and she thinks it's wicked to

wear anything but a gray silk  even for dressup." 

"You hain't never heared o' the Dunkards, I reckon," the old woman  said  to Mrs. March.  "Some folks calls

'em the Beardy Men, because  they don't  never shave; and they wash feet like they do in the  Testament.  My

uncle  was one.  He raised me." 

"I guess pretty much everybody's a Beardy Man nowadays, if he ain't  a  Dunkard!" 

Miss Mela looked round for applause of her sally, but March was  saying to  his wife: "It's a Pennsylvania

German sect, I  believesomething like the  Quakers.  I used to see them when I was a  boy." 

"Aren't they something like the Mennists?"  asked Mrs. Mandel. 

"They're good people," said the old woman, "and the world 'd be a  heap  better off if there was more like 'em." 

Her son came in and laid a soft shawl over her shoulders before he  shook  hands with the visitors.  "I am glad

you found your way here,"  he said to  them. 

Christine, who had been bending forward over her fan, now lifted  herself  up with a sigh and leaned back in

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"No; and I should like to see him.  We hear a great deal about your  father, you know, from Mr. Fulkerson." 

"Oh, I hope you don't believe everything Mr. Fulkerson says about  people," Mela cried.  "He's the greatest

person for carrying on when  he  gets going I ever saw.  It makes Christine just as mad when him and  mother

gets to talking about religion; she says she knows he don't  care  anything more about it than the man in the

moon.  I reckon he  don't try  it on much with father." 

"Your fawther ain't ever been a perfessor," her mother interposed;  "but  he's always been a good churchgoin'

man." 

"Not since we come to New York," retorted the girl. 

"He's been all broke up since he come to New York," said the old  woman,  with an aggrieved look. 

Mrs. Mandel attempted a diversion.  "Have you heard any of our  great New  York preachers yet, Mrs. March?" 

"No, I haven't," Mrs. March admitted; and she tried to imply by her  candid tone that she intended to begin

hearing them the very next  Sunday. 

"There are a great many things here," said Conrad, "to take your  thoughts  off the preaching that you hear in

most of the churches.  I  think the  city itself is preaching the best sermon all the time." 

"I don't know that I understand you," said March. 

Mela answered for him.  "Oh, Conrad has got a lot of notions that  nobody  can understand.  You ought to see

the church he goes to when he  does go.  I'd about as lief go to a Catholic church myself; I don't see  a bit o'

difference.  He's the greatest crony with one of their  preachers; he  dresses just like a priest, and he says he is a

priest."  She laughed for  enjoyment of the fact, and her brother cast down his  eyes. 

Mrs. March, in her turn, tried to take from it the personal tone  which  the talk was always assuming.  "Have

you been to the fall  exhibition?"  she asked Christine; and the girl drew herself up out of  the abstraction  she

seemed sunk in. 

"The exhibition?"  She looked at Mrs. Mandel. 

"The pictures of the Academy, you know," Mrs. Mandel explained.  "Where I wanted you to go the day you

had your dress tried on," 

"No; we haven't been yet.  Is it good?"  She had turned to Mrs.  March  again. 

"I believe the fall exhibitions are never so good as the spring  ones.  But there are some good pictures." 

"I don't believe I care much about pictures," said Christine.  "I  don't  understand them." 

"Ah, that's no excuse for not caring about them," said March,  lightly.  "The painters themselves don't, half the

time." 

The girl looked at him with that glance at once defiant and  appealing,  insolent and anxious, which he had

noticed before,  especially when she  stole it toward himself and his wife during her  sister's babble.  In the  light

of Fulkerson's history of the family,  its origin and its ambition,  he interpreted it to mean a sense of her  sister's

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surroundings.  He said to  himself that she was deathly proudtoo  proud to try to palliate  anything, but

capable of anything that would put  others under her  feet.  Her eyes seemed hopelessly to question his wife's

social  quality, and he fancied, with not unkindly interest, the  inexperienced  girl's doubt whether to treat them

with much or little  respect.  He  lost himself in fancies about her and her ideals,  necessarily sordid,  of her

possibilities of suffering, of the triumphs  and disappointments  before her.  Her sister would accept both with a

lightness that would  keep no trace of either; but in her they would sink  lastingly deep.  He came out of his

reverie to find Mrs. Dryfoos saying  to him, in her  hoarse voice: 

"I think it's a shame, some of the pictur's a body sees in the  winders.  They say there's a law ag'inst them

things; and if there is,  I don't  understand why the police don't take up them that paints 'em.  I hear 182  tell,

since I been here, that there's women that goes to  have pictur's  took from them that way by men painters."

The point  seemed aimed at  March, as if he were personally responsible for the  scandal, and it fell  with a

silencing effect for the moment.  Nobody  seemed willing to take it  up, and Mrs. Dryfoos went on, with an old

woman's severity: "I say they  ought to be all tarred and feathered and  rode on a rail.  They'd be  drummed out

of town in Moffitt." 

Miss Mela said, with a crowing laugh: "I should think they would!  And  they wouldn't anybody go low neck

to the operahouse there,  eithernot  low neck the way they do here, anyway." 

"And that pack of worthless hussies," her mother resumed, "that  come out  on the stage, and begun to kick" 

"Laws, mother!" the girl shouted, "I thought you said you had your  eyes  shut!" 

All but these two simpler creatures were abashed at the indecorum  of  suggesting in words the commonplaces

of the theatre and of art. 

"Well, I did, Mely, as soon as I could believe my eyes.  I don't  know  what they're doin' in all their churches, to

let such things go  on," said  the old woman.  "It's a sin and a shame, I think.  Don't  you, Coonrod?" 

A ring at the door cut short whatever answer he was about to  deliver. 

"If it's going to be company, Coonrod," said his mother, making an  effort  to rise, "I reckon I better go

upstairs." 

"It's Mr. Fulkerson, I guess," said Conrad.  "He thought he might  come";  and at the mention of this light spirit

Mrs. Dryfoos sank  contentedly  back in her chair, and a relaxation of their painful  tension seemed to  pass

through the whole company.  Conrad went to the  door himself (the  servingman tentatively, appeared some

minutes  later) and let in  Fulkerson's cheerful voice before his cheerful  person. 

"Ah, how dye do, Conrad?  Brought our friend, Mr. Beaton, with me,"  those  within heard him say; and then,

after a sound of putting off  overcoats,  they saw him fill the doorway, with his feet set square and  his arms

akimbo. 

IX.

"Ah! hello! hello!" Fulkerson said, in recognition of the Marches.  "Regular gathering of the clans.  How are

you, Mrs. Dryfoos?  How do  you  do, Mrs. Mandel, Miss Christine, Mela, Aunt Hitty, and all the  folks?  How

you wuz?"  He shook hands gayly all round, and took a chair  next the  old lady, whose hand he kept in his

own, and left Conrad to  introduce  Beaton.  But he would not let the shadow of Beaton's  solemnity fall upon

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the ladies in  the range of  appropriate pleasantries.  "I've brought Mr. Beaton along  tonight,  and I want you to

make him feel at home, like you do me,  Mrs. Dryfoos.  He hasn't got any rheumatism to speak of; but his

parents live in  Syracuse, and he's a kind of an orphan, and we've just  adopted him down  at the office.  When

you going to bring the young  ladies down there, Mrs.  Mandel, for a champagne lunch?  I will have  some

hydroMela, and  Christine it, heigh?  How's that for a little  starter?  We dropped in at  your place a moment,

Mrs. March, and gave  the young folks a few pointers  about their studies.  My goodness! it  does me good to

see a boy like that  of yours; business, from the word  go; and your girl just scoops my  youthful affections.

She's a beauty,  and I guess she's good, too.  Well,  well, what a world it is! Miss  Christine, won't you show Mr.

Beaton that  seal ring of yours?  He  knows about such things, and I brought him here  to see it as much as

anything.  It's an intaglio I brought from the other  side," he  explained to Mrs. March, "and I guess you'll like

to look at  it.  Tried to give it to the Dryfoos family, and when I couldn't, I sold  it to 'em.  Bound to see it on

Miss Christine's hand somehow!  Hold  on!  Let him see it where it belongs, first!" 

He arrested the girl in the motion she made to take off the ring,  and let  her have the pleasure of showing her

hand to the company with  the ring on  it.  Then he left her to hear the painter's words about  it, which he

continued to deliver dissyllabically as he stood with her  under a gas  jet, twisting his elastic figure and

bending his head  over the ring. 

"Well, Mely, child," Fulkerson went on, with an open travesty of  her  mother's habitual address, "and how are

you getting along?  Mrs.  Mandel  hold you up to the proprieties pretty strictly?  Well, that's  right.  You know

you'd be roaming all over the pasture if she didn't." 

The girl gurgled out her pleasure in his funning, and everybody  took him.  on his own ground of privileged

character.  He brought them  all together  in their friendliness for himself, and before the evening  was over he

had  inspired Mrs. Mandel to have them served with coffee,  and had made both  the girls feel that they had

figured brilliantly in  society, and that two  young men had been devoted to them. 

"Oh, I think he's just as lovely as he can live!" said Mela, as she  stood  a moment with her sister on the scene

of her triumph, where the  others  had left them after the departure of their guests. 

"Who?"  asked Christine, deeply.  As she glanced down at her ring,  her  eyes burned with a softened fire. 

She had allowed Beaton to change it himself from the finger where  she had  worn it to the finger on which he

said she ought to wear it.  She did not  know whether it was right to let him, but she was glad  she had done it. 

"Who?  Mr. Fulkerson, goosiepoosie! Not that old stuckup Mr.  Beaton of  yours!" 

"He is proud," assented Christine, with a throb of exultation. 

Beaton and Fulkerson went to the Elevated station with the Marches;  but  the painter said he was going to

walk home, and Fulkerson let him  go  alone. 

"One way is enough for me," he explained.  "When I walk up, I  don't.  walk down.  Byebye, my son!"  He

began talking about Beaton to  the  Marches as they climbed the station stairs together.  "That fellow  puzzles

me.  I don't know anybody that I have such a desire to kick,  and  at the same time that I want to flatter up so

much.  Affect you  that  way?" he asked of March. 

"Well, as far as the kicking goes, yes." 

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"Oh, I want to flatter him up." 

"No ; really?  Why ?  Hold on! I've got the change." 

Fulkerson pushed March away from the ticketoffice window; and made  them  his guests, with the inexorable

American hospitality, for the  ride down  town.  "Three!" he said to the ticketseller; and, when he  had

walked  them before him out on the platform and dropped his tickets  into the urn,  he persisted in his inquiry,

"Why?" 

"Why, because you always want to flatter conceited people, don't  you?"  Mrs. March answered, with a laugh. 

"Do you?  Yes, I guess you do.  You think Beaton is conceited?" 

"Well, slightly, Mr. Fulkerson." 

"I guess you're partly right," said Fulkerson, with a sigh, so  unaccountable in its connection that they all

laughed. 

"An ideal 'busted'?"  March suggested. 

"No, not that, exactly," said Fulkerson.  "But I had a notion maybe  Beaton wasn't conceited all the time." 

"Oh!" Mrs. March exulted, "nobody could be so conceited all the  time as  Mr. Beaton is most of the time.  He

must have moments of the  direst  modesty, when he'd be quite flatteryproof." 

"Yes, that's what I mean.  I guess that's what makes me want to  kick him.  He's left compliments on my hands

that no decent man would." 

"Oh! that's tragical," said March. 

"Mr. Fulkerson," Mrs. March began, with change of subject in her  voice,  "who is Mrs. Mandel?" 

"Who?  What do you think of her?"  he rejoined.  "I'll tell you  about her  when we get in the cars.  Look at that

thing!  Ain't it  beautiful?" 

They leaned over the track and looked up at the next station, where  the  train, just starting, throbbed out the

flameshot steam into the  white  moonlight. 

"The most beautiful thing in New Yorkthe one always and certainly  beautiful thing here," said March; and

his wife sighed, "Yes, yes."  She clung to him, and remained rapt by the sight till the train drew  near, and then

pulled him back in a panic. 

"Well, there ain't really much to tell about her," Fulkerson  resumed when  they were seated in the car.  "She's

an invention of  mine." 

"Of yours?"  cried Mrs. March. 

"Of course!" exclaimed her husband. 

"Yesat least in her present capacity.  She sent me a story for  the  syndicate, back in July some time, along

about the time I first  met old  Dryfoos here.  It was a little too long for my purpose, and I  thought I  could


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explain better how I wanted it cut in a call than I  could in a  letter.  She gave a Brooklyn address, and I went to

see  her.  I found  her," said Fulkerson, with a vague defiance, "a perfect  lady.  She was  living with an aunt over

there; and she had seen better  days, when she  was a girl, and worse ones afterward.  I don't mean to  say her

husband  was a bad fellow; I guess he was pretty good; he was  her musicteacher;  she met him in Germany,

and they got married there,  and got through her  property before they came over here.  Well, she  didn't strike

me like a  person that could make much headway in  literature.  Her story was well  enough, but it hadn't much

sand in it;  kind ofwell, academic, you know.  I told her so, and she understood,  and cried a little; but she did

the  best she could with the thing, and  I took it and syndicated it.  She kind  of stuck in my mind, and the  first

time I went to see the Dryfooses they  were stopping at a sort of  family hotel then till they could find a

house"Fulkerson broke off  altogether, and said, "I don't know as I know  just how the Dryfooses  struck

you, Mrs. March?" 

"Can't you imagine?"  she answered, with a kindly, smile. 

"Yes; but I don't believe I could guess how they would have struck  you  last summer when I first saw them.

My! oh my! there was the  native earth  for you.  Mely is a pretty wild colt now, but you ought  to have seen her

before she was broken to harness. 

And Christine?  Ever see that black leopard they got up there in  the  Central Park?  That was Christine.  Well, I

saw what they wanted.  They  all saw itnobody is a fool in all directions, and the  Dryfooses are in  their right

senses a good deal of the time.  Well, to  cut a long story  short, I got Mrs. Mandel to take 'em in handthe old

lady as well as the  girls.  She was a born lady, and always lived like  one till she saw  Mandel; and that

something academic that killed her  for a writer was just  the very thing for them.  She knows the world  well

enough to know just  how much polish they can take on, and she  don't try to put on a bit more.  See?" 

"Yes, I can see," said Mrs. March. 

"Well, she took hold at once, as ready as a hospitaltrained nurse;  and  there ain't anything readier on this

planet.  She runs the whole  concern,  socially and economically, takes all the care of housekeeping  off the old

lady's hands, and goes round with the girls.  Bythebye,  I'm going to  take my meals at your widow's, March,

and Conrad's going  to have his  lunch there.  I'm sick of browsing about." 

"Mr. March's widow?"  said his wife, looking at him with  provisional  severity. 

"I have no widow, Isabel," he said, "and never expect to have, till  I  leave you in the enjoyment of my

lifeinsurance.  I suppose  Fulkerson  means the lady with the daughter who wanted to take us to  board." 

"Oh yes.  How are they getting on, I do wonder?"  Mrs. March asked  of  Fulkerson. 

"Well, they've got one family to board; but it's a small one.  I  guess  they'll pull through.  They didn't want to

take any day boarders  at  first, the widow said; I guess they have had to come to it." 

"Poor things!" sighed Mrs. March.  "I hope they'll go back to the  country." 

"Well, I don't know.  When you've once tasted New York You  wouldn't go  back to Boston, would you?" 

"Instantly." 

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X

Beaton lit his pipe when he found himself in his room, and sat down  before the dull fire in his grate to think.

It struck him there was a  dull fire in his heart a great deal like it; and he worked out a  fanciful  analogy with

the coals, still alive, and the ashes creeping  over them,  and the dead clay and cinders.  He felt sick of himself,

sick of his life  and of all his works.  He was angry with Fulkerson  for having got him  into that art department

of his, for having bought  him up; and he was  bitter at fate because he had been obliged to use  the money to

pay some  pressing debts, and had not been able to return  the check his father had  sent him.  He pitied his poor

old father; he  ached with compassion for  him; and he set his teeth and snarled with  contempt through them

for his  own baseness.  This was the kind of  world it was; but he washed his hands  of it.  The fault was in

human  nature, and he reflected with pride that  he had at least not invented  human nature; he had not sunk so

low as that  yet.  The notion amused  him; he thought he might get a Satanic epigram  out of it some way.  But in

the mean time that girl, that wild animal,  she kept visibly,  tangibly before him; if he put out his hand he might

touch hers, he  might pass his arm round her waist.  In Paris, in a set he  knew there,  what an effect she would

be with that look of hers, and that  beauty,  all out of drawing!  They would recognize the flame quality in  her.

He imagined a joke about her being a fiery spirit, or nymph, naiad,  whatever, from one of her native

gaswells.  He began to sketch on a  bit  of paper from the table at his elbow vague lines that veiled and

revealed  a level, dismal landscape, and a vast flame against an empty  sky, and a  shape out of the flame that

took on a likeness and floated  detached from  it.  The sketch ran up the left side of the sheet and  stretched

across  it.  Beaton laughed out.  Pretty good to let  Fulkerson have that for the  cover of his first number!  In black

and  red it would be effective; it  would catch the eye from the  newsstands.  He made a motion to throw it  on

the fire, but held it  back and slid it into the tabledrawer, and  smoked on.  He saw the  dummy with the other

sketch in the open drawer  which he had brought  away from Fulkerson's in the morning and slipped in  there,

and he took  it out and looked at it.  He made some criticisms in  line with his  pencil on it, correcting the

drawing here and there, and  then he  respected it a little more, though he still smiled at the  feminine

qualitya young lady quality. 

In spite of his experience the night he called upon the Leightons,  Beaton  could not believe that Alma no

longer cared for him.  She  played at  having forgotten him admirably, but he knew that a few  months before

she  had been very mindful of him.  He knew he had  neglected them since they  came to New York, where he

had led them to  expect interest, if not  attention; but he was used to neglecting  people, and he was somewhat

less  used to being punished for  itpunished and forgiven.  He felt that Alma  had punished him so  thoroughly

that she ought to have been satisfied with  her work and to  have forgiven him in her heart afterward.  He bore

no  resentment after  the first tingling moments werepast; he rather admired  her for it;  and he would have

been ready to go back half an hour later  and accept  pardon and be on the footing of last summer again.  Even

now  he  debated with himself whether it was too late to call; but, decidedly,  a quarter to ten seemed late.  The

next day he determined never to  call  upon the Leightons again; but he had no reason for this; it  merely came

into a transitory scheme of conduct, of retirement from  the society of  women altogether; and after dinner he

went round to see  them. 

He asked for the ladies, and they all three received him, Alma not  without a surprise that intimated itself to

him, and her mother with  no  appreciable relenting; Miss Woodburn, with the needlework which she  found

easier to be voluble over than a book, expressed in her welcome  a  neutrality both cordial to Beaton and loyal

to Alma. 

"Is it snowing outdo's?"  she asked, briskly, after the greetings  were  transacted.  "Mah goodness!" she said, in

answer to his apparent  surprise  at the question.  "Ah mahght as well have stayed in the  Soath, for all  the

winter Ah have seen in New York yet." 

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"Miss Woodburn is wild for a real Northern winter," Mrs. Leighton  explained. 

"The othah naght Ah woke up and looked oat of the window and saw  all the  roofs covered with snow, and it

turned oat to be nothing but  moonlaght.  Ah was never so disappointed in mah lahfe," said Miss  Woodburn. 

"If you'll come to St. Barnaby next summer, you shall have all the  winter  you want," said Alma. 

"I can't let you slander St. Barnaby in that way," said Beaton,  with the  air of wishing to be understood as

meaning more than he said. 

"Yes?"  returned Alma, coolly.  "I didn't know you were so fond of  the  climate." 

"I never think of it as a climate.  It's a landscape.  It doesn't  matter  whether it's hot or cold." 

"With the thermometer twenty below, you'd find that it mattered,"  Alma  persisted. 

"Is that the way you feel about St. Barnaby, too, Mrs. Leighton?"  Beaton  asked, with affected desolation. 

"I shall be glad enough to go back in the summer," Mrs. Leighton  conceded. 

"And I should be glad to go now," said Beaton, looking at Alma.  He  had  the dummy of 'Every Other Week' in

his hand, and he saw Alma's  eyes  wandering toward it whenever he glanced at her.  "I should be  glad to go

anywhere to get out of a job I've undertaken," he  continued, to Mrs.  Leighton.  " They're going to start some

sort of a  new illustrated  magazine, and they've got me in for their art  department.  I'm not fit  for it; I'd like to

run away.  Don't you want  to advise me a little, Mrs.  Leighton?  You know how much I value your  taste, and

I'd like to have you  look at the design for the cover of  the first number: they're going to  have a different one

for every  number.  I don't know whether you'll agree  with me, but I think this  is rather nice." 

He faced the dummy round, and then laid it on the table before Mrs.  Leighton, pushing some of her work

aside to make room for it and  standing  over her while she bent forward to look at it. 

Alma kept her place, away from the table. 

"Mah goodness! Ho' exciting!" said Miss Woodburn.  "May anybody  look?" 

"Everybody," said Beaton. 

"Well, isn't it perfectly choming!" Miss Woodburn exclaimed.  "Come  and  look at this, Miss Leighton," she

called to Alma, who reluctantly  approached. 

What lines are these?"  Mrs. Leighton asked, pointing to Beaton's  pencil  scratches. 

"They're suggestions of modifications," he replied. 

"I don't think they improve it much.  What do you think, Alma?" 

"Oh, I don't know," said the girl, constraining her voice to an  effect of  indifference and glancing carelessly

down at the sketch.  "The design  might be improved; but I don't think those suggestions  would do it." 

"They're mine," said Beaton, fixing his eyes upon her with a  beautiful  sad dreaminess that he knew he could

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"I supposed so," said Alma, calmly. 

"Oh, mah goodness!" cried Miss Woodburn.  "Is that the way you  awtusts  talk to each othah ?  Well, Ah'm

glad Ah'm not an  awtustunless I could  do all the talking." 

"Artists cannot tell a fib," Alma said, "or even act one," and she  laughed in Beaton's upturned face. 

He did not unbend his dreamy gaze.  "You're quite right.  The  suggestions  are stupid." 

Alma turned to Miss Woodburn: "You hear?  Even when we speak of our  own  work." 

"Ah nevah hoad anything lahke it!" 

"And the design itself ?"  Beaton persisted. 

"Oh, I'm not an art editor," Alma answered, with a laugh of  exultant  evasion. 

A tall, dark, grave looking man of fifty, with a swarthy face and  iron   gray mustache and imperial and

goatee, entered the room.  Beaton knew the  type; he had been through Virginia sketching for one  of the

illustrated  papers, and he had seen such men in Richmond.  Miss  Woodburn hardly  needed to say, "May Ah

introduce you to mah fathaw,  Co'nel Woodburn, Mr.  Beaton?" 

The men shook hands, and Colonel Woodburn said, in that soft,  gentle,  slow Southern voice without our

Northern contractions: "I am  very glad to  meet you, sir; happy to make yo' acquaintance.  Do not  move,

madam," he  said to Mrs. Leighton, who made a deprecatory motion  to let him pass to  the chair beyond her; "I

can find my way."  He  bowed a bulk that did not  lend itself readily to the devotion, and  picked up the ball of

yarn she  had let drop out of her lap in half  rising.  "Yo' worsteds, madam." 

"Yarn, yarn, Colonel Woodburn!" Alma shouted.  "You're quite  incorrigible.  A spade is a spade!" 

"But sometimes it is a trump, my dear young lady," said the  Colonel, with  unabated gallantry; "and when yo'

mothah uses yarn, it  is worsteds.  But  I respect worsteds even under the name of yarn: our  ladiesmy own

mothah  and sistahshad to knit the socks we woreall  we could get in the woe." 

"Yes, and aftah the woe," his daughter put in.  "The knitting has  not  stopped yet in some places.  Have you

been much in the Soath,  Mr.  Beaton?" 

Beaton explained just how much. 

"Well, sir," said the Colonel, "then you have seen a country making  gigantic struggles to retrieve its losses,

sir.  The South is  advancing  with enormous strides, sir." 

"Too fast for some of us to keep up," said Miss Woodburn, in an  audible  aside.  "The pace in Charlottesboag

is pofectly killing, and  we had to  drop oat into a slow place like New York." 

"The progress in the South is material now," said the Colonel; "and  those  of us whose interests are in another

direction find  ourselvesisolated  isolated, sir.  The intellectual centres are  still in the No'th, sir;  the great

cities draw the mental activity of  the country to them, sir.  Necessarily New York is the metropolis." 

"Oh, everything comes here," said Beaton, impatient of the elder's  ponderosity.  Another sort of man would

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and ideals.  But the sort of man that Beaton was could  not do  this; he put up the dummy into the wrapper he

had let drop on  the floor  beside him, and tied it round with string while Colonel  Woodburn was  talking.  He

got to his feet with the words he spoke and  offered Mrs.  Leighton his hand. 

"Must you go?"  she asked, in surprise. 

"I am on my way to a reception," he said.  She had noticed that he  was in  evening dress; and now she felt the

vague hurt that people  invited  nowhere feel in the presence of those who are going somewhere.  She did  not

feel it for herself, but for her daughter; and she knew  Alma would  not have let her feel it if she could have

prevented it.  But Alma had  left the room for a moment, and she tacitly indulged  this sense of injury  in her

behalf. 

"Please say goodnight to Miss Leighton for me," Beaton continued.  He  bowed to Miss Woodburn,

"Goodnight, Miss Woodburn," and to her  father,  bluntly, "Goodnight." 

"Goodnight, sir," said the Colonel, with a sort of severe suavity. 

"Oh, isn't he choming!" Miss Woodburn whispered to Mrs. Leighton  when  Beaton left the room. 

Alma spoke to him in the hall without.  "You knew that was my  design, Mr.  Beaton.  Why did you bring it?" 

"Why?"  He looked at her in gloomy hesitation. 

Then he said: "You know why.  I wished to talk it over with you, to  serve  you, please you, get back your good

opinion.  But I've done  neither the  one nor the other; I've made a mess of the whole thing." 

Alma interrupted him.  "Has it been accepted?" 

"It will be accepted, if you will let it." 

"Let it?"  she laughed.  "I shall be delighted."  She saw him  swayed a  little toward her.  "It's a matter of

business, isn't it?" 

"Purely.  Goodnight." 

When Alma returned to the room, Colonel Woodburn was saying to Mrs.  Leighton: "I do not contend that it

is impossible, madam, but it is  very  difficult in a thoroughly commercialized society, like yours, to  have the

feelings of a gentleman.  How can a business man, whose  prosperity, whose  earthly salvation, necessarily lies

in the adversity  of some one else, be  delicate and chivalrous, or even honest?  If we  could have had time to

perfect our system at the South, to eliminate  what was evil and develop  what was good in it, we should have

had a  perfect system.  But the virus  of commercialism was in us, too; it  forbade us to make the best of a  divine

institution, and tempted us to  make the worst.  Now the curse is  on the whole country; the dollar is  the

measure of every value, the stamp  of every success.  What does not  sell is a failure; and what sells  succeeds." 

"The hobby is oat, mah deah," said Miss Woodburn, in an audible  aside to  Alma. 

"Were you speaking of me, Colonel Woodburn?"  Alma asked. 

"Surely not, my dear young lady." 

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"The law of commercialism is on everything in a commercial  society," the  Colonel explained, softening the

tone in which his  convictions were  presented.  "The final reward of art is money, and  not the pleasure of

creating." 

"Perhaps they would be willing to take it all oat in that if othah  people  would let them pay their bills in the

pleasure of creating,"  his daughter  teased. 

"They are helpless, like all the rest," said her father, with the  same  deference to her as to other women.  "I do

not blame them." 

"Oh, mah goodness! Didn't you say, sir, that Mr. Beaton had bad  manners?" 

Alma relieved a confusion which he seemed to feel in reference to  her.  "Bad manners?  He has no manners!

That is, when he's himself.  He  has  pretty good ones when he's somebody else." 

Miss Woodburn began, "Oh, mah" and then stopped herself.  Alma's  mother  looked at her with distressed

question, but the girl seemed  perfectly  cool and contented; and she gave her mind provisionally to a  point

suggested by Colonel Woodburn's talk. 

"Still, I can't believe it was right to hold people in slavery, to  whip  them and sell them.  It never did seem right

to me," she added,  in  apology for her extreme sentiments to the gentleness of her  adversary. 

"I quite agree with you, madam," said the Colonel.  "Those were the  abuses of the institution.  But if we had

not been vitiated on the one  hand and threatened on the other by the spirit of commercialism from  the

Northand from Europe, toothose abuses could have been  eliminated,  and the institution developed in the

direction of the mild  patriarchalism  of the divine intention."  The Colonel hitched his  chair, which figured a

hobby careering upon its hind legs, a little  toward Mrs. Leighton and the  girls approached their heads and

began to  whisper; they fell  deferentially silent when the Colonel paused in his  argument, and went on  again

when he went on. 

At last they heard Mrs. Leighton saying, "And have you heard from  the  publishers about your book yet?" 

Then Miss Woodburn cut in, before her father could answer: "The  coase of  commercialism is on that, too.

They are trahing to fahnd oat  whethah it  will pay." 

"And they are rightquite right," said the Colonel.  "There is no  longer  any other criterion; and even a work

that attacks the system  must be  submitted to the tests of the system." 

"The system won't accept destruction on any othah tomes," said Miss  Woodburn, demurely. 

XI.

At the reception, where two men in livery stood aside to let him  pass up  the outside steps of the house, and

two more helped him off  with his  overcoat indoors, and a fifth miscalled his name into the  drawingroom,

the Syracuse stonecutter's son met the niece of Mrs.  Horn, and began at  once to tell her about his evening at

the  Dryfooses'.  He was in very  good spirits, for so far as he could have  been elated or depressed by his

parting with Alma Leighton he had been  elated; she had not treated his  impudence with the contempt that he

felt it deserved; she must still be  fond of him; and the warm sense of  this, by operation of an obscure but

wellrecognized law of the  masculine being, disposed him to be rather  fond of Miss Vance.  She  was a

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redeemed  them from censure by  the very frankness with which it confessed them;  nobody could have  said

that Margaret Vance was too tall.  Her pretty  little head, which  she had an effect of choosing to have little in

the  same spirit of  judicious defiance, had a good deal of reading in it; she  was proud to  know literary and

artistic fashions as well as society  fashions.  She  liked being singled out by an exterior distinction so  obvious

as  Beaton's, and she listened with sympathetic interest to his  account of  those people.  He gave their natural

history reality by  drawing upon  his own; he reconstructed their plebeian past from the  experiences of  his

childhood and his youth of the preParisian period;  and he had a  pang of suicidal joy in insulting their

ignorance of the  world. 

"What different kinds of people you meet!" said the girl at last,  with an  envious sigh.  Her reading had

enlarged the bounds of her  imagination,  if not her knowledge; the novels nowadays dealt so much  with very

common  people, and made them seem so very much more worth  while than the people  one met. 

She said something like this to Beaton.  He answered: "You can meet  the  people I'm talking of very easily, if

you want to take the  trouble.  It's what they came to New York for.  I fancy it's the great  ambition of  their lives

to be met." 

"Oh yes," said Miss Vance, fashionably, and looked down; then she  looked  up and said, intellectually: "Don't

you think it's a great  pity?  How  much better for them to have stayed where they were and  what they were!" 

"Then you could never have had any chance of meeting them," said  Beaton.  "I don't suppose you intend to go

out to the gas country?" 

"No," said Miss Vance, amused.  "Not that I shouldn't like to go." 

"What a daring spirit! You ought to be on the staff of 'Every Other  Week,'" said Beaton. 

"The staffEvery Other Week?  What is it?" 

"The missing link; the longfelt want of a tie between the Arts and  the  Dollars."  Beaton gave her a very

picturesque, a very dramatic  sketch of  the theory, the purpose, and the personnel of the new  enterprise. 

Miss Vance understood too little about business of any kind to know  how  it differed from other enterprises of

its sort.  She thought it  was  delightful; she thought Beaton must be glad to be part of it,  though he  had

represented himself so bored, so injured, by Fulkerson's  insisting  upon having him.  "And is it a secret?  Is it a

thing not to  be  spoken of?" 

"'Tutt' altro'!  Fulkerson will be enraptured to have it spoken of  in  society.  He would pay any reasonable bill

for the advertisement." 

"What a delightful creature! Tell him it shall all be spent in  charity." 

"He would like that.  He would get two paragraphs out of the fact,  and  your name would go into the 'Literary

Notes' of all the  newspapers." 

"Oh, but I shouldn't want my name used!" cried the girl, half  horrified  into fancying the situation real. 

"Then you'd better not say anything about 'Every Other Week'.  Fulkerson  is preternaturally unscrupulous." 

March began to think so too, at times.  He was perpetually  suggesting  changes in the makeup of the first

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have any sort of get up and howl about it, unless  you have a paper in  the first number going for Bevans's

novels.  Better get Maxwell to do  it." 

"Why, I thought you liked Bevans's novels?" 

"So I did; but where the good of 'Every Other Week' is concerned I  am a  Roman father.  The popular gag is to

abuse Bevans, and Maxwell is  the man  to do it.  There hasn't been a new magazine started for the  last three

years that hasn't had an article from Maxwell in its first  number cutting  Bevans all to pieces.  If people don't

see it, they'll  think 'Every Other  Week' is some old thing." 

March did not know whether Fulkerson was joking or not.  He  suggested,  "Perhaps they'll think it's an old

thing if they do see  it." 

"Well, get somebody else, then; or else get Maxwell to write under  an  assumed name.  OrI forgot!  He'll be

anonymous under our system,  anyway.  Now there ain't a more popular racket for us to work in that  first

number than a good, swinging attack on Bevans.  People read his  books and quarrel over 'em, and the critics

are all against him, and a  regular flaying, with salt and vinegar rubbed in afterward, will tell  more with people

who like good oldfashioned fiction than anything  else.  I like Bevans's things, but, dad burn it! when it

comes to that  first  number, I'd offer up anybody." 

"What an immoral little wretch you are, Fulkerson!" said March,  with a  laugh. 

Fulkerson appeared not to be very strenuous about the attack on the  novelist.  "Say!" he called out, gayly,

"what should you think of a  paper  defending the late lamented system of slavery'?" 

"What do you mean, Fulkerson?"  asked March, with a puzzled smile. 

Fulkerson braced his knees against his desk, and pushed himself  back, but  kept his balance to the eye by

canting his hat sharply  forward."  There's  an old cock over there at the widow's that's  written a book to prove

that  slavery was and is the only solution of  the labor problem.  He's a  Southerner." 

"I should imagine," March assented. 

"He's got it on the brain that if the South could have been let  alone by  the commercial spirit and the

pseudophilanthropy of the  North, it would  have worked out slavery into a perfectly ideal  condition for the

laborer,  in which he would have been insured against  want, and protected in all  his personal rights by the

state.  He read  the introduction to me last  night.  I didn't catch on to all the  pointshis daughter's an awfully

pretty girl, and I was carrying that  fact in my mind all the time, too,  you knowbut that's about the gist  of

it." 

"Seems to regard it as a lost opportunity?"  said March. 

"Exactly!  What a mighty catchy title, Neigh?  Look well on the  title  page." 

"Well written?" 

"I reckon so; I don't know.  The Colonel read it mighty  eloquently." 

"It mightn't be such bad business," said March, in a muse.  "Could  you  get me a sight of it without committing

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"If the Colonel hasn't sent it off to another publisher this  morning.  He  just got it back with thanks yesterday.

He likes to keep  it travelling." 

"Well, try it.  I've a notion it might be a curious thing." 

"Look here, March," said Fulkerson, with the effect of taking a  fresh  hold; "I wish you could let me have one

of those New York things  of yours  for the first number.  After all, that's going to be the  great card." 

"I couldn't, Fulkerson; I couldn't, really.  I want to philosophize  the  material, and I'm too new to it all yet.  I

don't want to do  merely  superficial sketches." 

"Of course! Of course! I understand that.  Well, I don't want to  hurry  you.  Seen that old fellow of yours yet?  I

think we ought to  have that  translation in the first number; don't you?  We want to give  'em a notion  of what

we're going to do in that line." 

"Yes," said March; "and I was going out to look up Lindau this  morning.  I've inquired at Maroni's, and he

hasn't been there for  several days.  I've some idea perhaps he's sick.  But they gave me his  address, and I'm

going to see." 

"Well, that's right.  We want the first number to be the keynote in  every  way." 

March shook his head.  "You can't make it so.  The first number is  bound  to be a failure always, as far as the

representative character  goes.  It's invariably the case.  Look at the first numbers of all the  things  you've seen

started.  They're experimental, almost amateurish,  and  necessarily so, not only because the men that are

making them up  are  comparatively inexperienced like ourselves, but because the  material sent  them to deal

with is more or less consciously tentative.  People send  their adventurous things to a new periodical because

the  whole thing is  an adventure.  I've noticed that quality in all the  volunteer  contributions; it's in the articles

that have been done to  order even.  No; I've about made up my mind that if we can get one good  striking

paper  into the first number that will take people's minds off  the others, we  shall be doing all we can possible

hope for.  I should  like," March  added, less seriously, "to make up three numbers ahead,  and publish the  third

one first." 

Fulkerson dropped forward and struck his fist on the desk.  "It's a  firstrate idea.  Why not do it?" 

March laughed.  "Fulkerson, I don't believe there's any quackish  thing  you wouldn't do in this cause.  From

time to time I'm thoroughly  ashamed  of being connected with such a charlatan." 

Fulkerson struck his hat sharply backward.  "Ah, dad burn it! To  give  that thing the right kind of start I'd walk

up and down Broadway  between  two boards, with the titlepage of Every Other Week facsimiled  on one and

my name and address on the" 

He jumped to his feet and shouted, "March, I'll do it!" 

"What?" 

"I'll hire a lot of fellows to make mudturtles of themselves, and  I'll  have a lot of big facsimiles of the

titlepage, and I'll paint  the town  red!" 

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"I mean it.  I was in London when a new man had taken hold of the  old  Cornhill, and they were trying to

boom it, and they had a  procession of  these mudturtles that reached from Charing Cross to  Temple Bar.

Cornhill  Magazine.  Sixpence.  Not a dull page in it.' I  said to myself then that  it was the livest thing I ever

saw.  I  respected the man that did that  thing from the bottom of my heart.  I  wonder I ever forgot it.  But it

shows what a shaky thing the human  mind is at its best." 

"You infamous mountebank!", said March, with great amusement at  Fulkerson's access; "you call that

congeries of advertising instinct  of  yours the human mind at its best?  Come, don't be so diffident,  Fulkerson.

Well, I'm off to find Lindau, and when I come back I hope  Mr.  Dryfoos will have you under control.  I don't

suppose you'll be  quite  sane again till after the first number is out.  Perhaps public  opinion  will sober you

then." 

"Confound it, March! How do you think they will take it?  I swear  I'm  getting so nervous I don't know half the

time which end of me is  up.  I believe if we don't get that thing out by the first of February  it 'll  be the death of

me." 

"Couldn't wait till Washington's Birthday?  I was thinking it would  give  the day a kind of distinction, and

strike the public imagination,  if" 

"No, I'll be dogged if I could!" Fulkerson lapsed more and more  into the  parlance of his early life in this

season of strong  excitement.  "I believe if Beaton lags any on the art leg I'll kill  him." 

"Well, I shouldn't mind your killing Beaton," said March,  tranquilly, as  he went out. 

He went over to Third Avenue and took the Elevated down to Chatham  Square.  He found the variety of

people in the car as unfailingly  entertaining as ever.  He rather preferred the East Side to the West  Side  lines,

because they offered more nationalities, conditions, and  characters to his inspection.  They draw not only from

the uptown  American region, but from all the vast hive of populations swarming  between them and the East

River.  He had found that, according to the  hour, American husbands going to and from business, and

American wives  going to and from shopping, prevailed on the Sixth Avenue road, and  that  the most

picturesque admixture to these familiar aspects of human  nature  were the brilliant eyes and complexions of

the American  Hebrews, who  otherwise contributed to the effect of wellclad comfort  and citizen

selfsatisfaction of the crowd.  Now and then he had  found himself in a  car mostly filled with Neapolitans

from the  constructions far up the  line, where he had read how they are worked  and fed and housed like  beasts;

and listening to the jargon of their  unintelligible dialect, he  had occasion for pensive question within  himself

as to what notion these  poor animals formed of a free republic  from their experience of life  under its

conditions; and whether they  found them practically very  different from those of the immemorial  brigandage

and enforced complicity  with rapine under which they had  been born.  But, after all, this was an  infrequent

effect, however  massive, of travel on the West Side, whereas  the East offered him  continual entertainment in

like sort.  The sort was  never quite so  squalid.  For short distances the lowest poverty, the  hardest pressed

labor, must walk; but March never entered a car without  encountering  some interesting shape of shabby

adversity, which was almost  always  adversity of foreign birth.  New York is still popularly supposed  to  be in

the control of the Irish, but March noticed in these East Side  travels of his what must strike every observer

returning to the city  after a prolonged absence: the numerical subordination of the dominant  race.  If they do

not outvote them, the people of Germanic, of  Slavonic,  of Pelasgic, of Mongolian stock outnumber the

prepotent  Celts; and March  seldom found his speculation centred upon one of  these.  The small eyes,  the high

cheeks, the broad noses, the puff  lips, the bare, cuefilleted  skulls, of Russians, Poles, Czechs,  Chinese; the

furtive glitter of  Italians; the blonde dulness of  Germans; the cold quiet of Scandinavians  fire under

icewere  aspects that he identified, and that gave him  abundant suggestion for  the personal histories he

constructed, and for  the more  publicspirited reveries in which he dealt with the future  economy of  our

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poor people were thinking,  hoping,  fearing, enjoying, suffering; just where and how they lived; who  and  what

they individually werethese were the matters of his waking  dreams as he stared hard at them, while the

train raced farther into  the  gay uglinessthe shapeless, graceful, reckless picturesqueness of  the  Bowery. 

There were certain signs, certain facades, certain audacities of  the  prevailing hideousness that always amused

him in that uproar to  the eye  which the strident forms and colors made.  He was interested  in the  insolence

with which the railway had drawn its erasing line  across the  Corinthian front of an old theatre, almost grazing

its  fluted pillars,  and flouting its dishonored pediment.  The colossal  effigies of the fat  women and the

tuftheaded Circassian girls of  cheap museums; the vistas  of shabby cross streets; the survival of an  old

hiproofed house here and  there at their angles; the Swiss chalet,  histrionic decorativeness of the  stations in

prospect or retrospect;  the vagaries of the lines that  narrowed together or stretched apart  according to the

width of the  avenue, but always in wanton disregard  of the life that dwelt, and bought  and sold, and rejoiced

or sorrowed,  and clattered or crawled, around,  below, abovewere features of the  frantic panorama that

perpetually  touched his sense of humor and moved  his sympathy.  Accident and then  exigency seemed the

forces at work to  this extraordinary effect; the play  of energies as free and planless  as those that force the

forest from the  soil to the sky; and then the  fierce struggle for survival, with the  stronger life persisting over

the deformity, the mutilation, the  destruction, the decay of the  weaker.  The whole at moments seemed to him

lawless, godless; the  absence of intelligent, comprehensive purpose in  the huge disorder,  and the violent

struggle to subordinate the result to  the greater  good, penetrated with its dumb appeal the consciousness of a

man who  had always been too selfenwrapped to perceive the chaos to which  the  individual selfishness must

always lead. 

But there was still nothing definite, nothing better than a vague  discomfort, however poignant, in his half

recognition of such facts;  and  he descended the station stairs at Chatham Square with a sense of  the  neglected

opportunities of painters in that locality.  He said to  himself  that if one of those fellows were to see in Naples

that  turmoil of cars,  trucks, and teams of every sort, intershot with  footpassengers going and  coming to and

from the crowded pavements,  under the web of the railroad  tracks overhead, and amid the  spectacular

approach of the streets that  open into the square, he  would have it down in his sketchbook at once.  He

decided  simultaneously that his own local studies must be illustrated,  and  that be must come with the artist

and show him just which bits to do,  not knowing that the two arts can never approach the same material  from

the same point.  He thought he would particularly like his  illustrator to  render the Dickensy, cockneyish

quality of the,  shabbygenteel ballad  seller of whom he stopped to ask his way to the  street where Lindau

lived, and whom he instantly perceived to be, with  his stock in trade,  the sufficient object of an entire study

by  himself.  He had his ballads  strung singly upon a cord against the  house wall, and held down in piles  on the

pavement with stones and  blocks of wood. Their control in this way  intimated a volatility which  was not

perceptible in their sentiment.  They were mostly tragical or  doleful: some of them dealt with the wrongs  of

the workingman; others  appealed to a gay experience of the high seas;  but vastly the greater  part to

memories and associations of an Irish  origin; some still  uttered the poetry of plantation life in the artless

accents of the  endman.  Where they trusted themselves, with syntax that  yielded  promptly to any exigency

of rhythmic art, to the ordinary  American  speech, it was to strike directly for the affections, to  celebrate the

domestic ties, and, above all, to embalm the memories of  angel and  martyr mothers whose dissipated sons

deplored their sufferings  too  late.  March thought this not at all a bad thing in them; he smiled  in  patronage of

their simple pathos; he paid the tribute of a laugh when  the poet turned, as he sometimes did, from his

conception of angel and  martyr motherhood, and portrayed the mother in her more familiar  phases  of virtue

and duty, with the retributive shingle or slipper in  her hand.  He bought a pocketful of this literature, popular

in a sense  which the  most successful book can never be, and enlisted the ballad  vendor so  deeply in the effort

to direct him to Lindau's dwelling by  the best way  that he neglected another customer, till a sarcasm on his

absent  mindedness stung hint to retort, "I'm atrying to answer a  gentleman a  civil question; that's where the

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It seemed for some reason to be a day of leisure with the Chinese  dwellers in Mott Street, which March had

been advised to take first.  They stood about the tops of basement stairs, and walked two and two  along the

dirty pavement, with their little hands tucked into their  sleeves across their breasts, aloof in immaculate

cleanliness from the  filth around them, and scrutinizing the scene with that cynical sneer  of  faint surprise to

which all aspects of our civilization seem to  move  their superiority.  Their numbers gave character to the

street,  and  rendered not them, but what was foreign to them, strange there; so  that  March had a sense of

missionary quality in the old Catholic  church, built  long before their incursion was dreamed of.  It seemed  to

have come to  them there, and he fancied in the statued saint that  looked down from its  facade something not

so much tolerant as  tolerated, something  propitiatory, almost deprecatory.  It was a  fancy, of course; the street

was sufficiently peopled with Christian  children, at any rate, swarming  and shrieking at their games; and

presently a Christian mother appeared,  pushed along by two policemen  on a handcart, with a gelatinous

tremor  over the paving and a  gelatinous jouncing at the curbstones.  She lay  with her face to the  sky, sending

up an inarticulate lamentation; but the  indifference of  the officers forbade the notion of tragedy in her case.

She was  perhaps a local celebrity; the children left off their games, and  ran  gayly trooping after her; even the

young fellow and young girl  exchanging playful blows in a robust flirtation at the corner of a  liquor  store

suspended their scuffle with a pleased interest as she  passed.  March understood the unwillingness of the poor

to leave the  worst  conditions in the city for comfort and plenty in the country  when he  reflected upon this

dramatic incident, one of many no doubt  which daily  occur to entertain them in such streets.  A small town

could rarely offer  anything comparable to it, and the country never.  He said that if life  appeared so hopeless

to him as it must to the  dwellers in that  neighborhood he should not himself be willing to quit  its distractions,

its alleviations, for the vague promise of unknown  good in the distance  somewhere. 

But what charm could such a man as Lindau find in such a place?  It  could  not be that he lived there because

he was too poor to live  elsewhere:  with a shutting of the heart, March refused to believe this  as he looked

round on the abounding evidences of misery, and guiltily  remembered his  neglect of his old friend.  Lindau

could probably find  as cheap a lodging  in some decenter part of the town; and, in fact,  there was some

amelioration of the prevailing squalor in the quieter  street which he  turned into from Mott. 

A woman with a tiedup face of toothache opened the door for him  when he  pulled, with a shiver of

foreboding, the bellknob, from which  a yard of  rusty crape dangled.  But it was not Lindau who was dead,

for the woman  said he was at home, and sent March stumbling up the  four or five dark  flights of stairs that

led to his tenement.  It was  quite at the top of  the house, and when March obeyed the  GermanEnglish

"Komm!" that followed  his knock, he found himself in a  kitchen where a meagre breakfast was  scattered in

stale fragments on  the table before the stove.  The place  was bare and cold; a halfempty  beer bottle scarcely

gave it a convivial  air.  On the left from this  kitchen was a room with a bed in it, which  seemed also to be a

cobbler's shop: on the right, through a door that  stood ajar, came the  GermanEnglish voice again, saying this

time,  "Hier!" 

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March pushed the door open into a room like that on the left, but  with a  writingdesk instead of a cobbler's

bench, and a bed, where  Lindau sat  propped up; with a coat over his shoulders and a skullcap  on his head,

reading a book, from which he lifted his eyes to stare  blankly over his  spectacles at March.  His hairy old

breast showed  through the night  shirt, which gaped apart; the stump of his left arm  lay upon the book to

keep it open. 

"Ah, my tear yo'ng friendt! Passil! Marge! Iss it you?"  he called  out,  joyously, the next moment. 

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Lindau laughed.  "No; I'm all righdt.  Only a lidtle lazy, and a  lidtle  eggonomigal.  Idt's jeaper to stay in pedt

sometimes as to geep  a fire a  goin' all the time.  Don't wandt to gome too hardt on the  'brafer  Mann', you

know: 

"Braver Mann, er schafft mir zu essen." 

You remember?  Heine?  You readt Heine still?  Who is your favorite  boet  now, Passil?  You write some boetry

yourself yet?  No?  Well, I  am gladt  to zee you.  Brush those baperss off of that jair.  Well, idt  is goodt  for zore

eyess.  How didt you findt where I lif? 

"They told me at Maroni's," said March.  He tried to keep his eyes  on  Lindau's face, and not see the

discomfort of the room, but he was  aware  of the shabby and frowsy bedding, the odor of stale smoke, and  the

pipes  and tobacco shreds mixed with the books and manuscripts  strewn over the  leaf of the writingdesk.  He

laid down on the mass  the pile of foreign  magazines he had brought under his arm.  "They  gave me another

address  first." 

"Yes.  I have chust gome here," said Lindau.  "Idt is not very coy,  Neigh?" 

"It might be gayer," March admitted, with a smile.  "Still," he  added,  soberly, "a good many people seem to

live in this part of the  town.  Apparently they die here, too, Lindau.  There is crape on your  outside  door.  I

didn't know but it was for you." 

"Nodt this time," said Lindau, in the same humor.  "Berhaps some  other  time.  We geep the ondertakers bratty

puzy down here." 

"Well," said March, "undertakers must live, even if the rest of us  have  to die to let them."  Lindau laughed,

and March went on: "But I'm  glad it  isn't your funeral, Lindau.  And you say you're not sick, and  so I don't  see

why we shouldn't come to business." 

"Pusiness?"  Lindau lifted his eyebrows.  "You gome on pusiness?" 

"And pleasure combined," said March, and he went on to explain the  service he desired at Lindau's hands. 

The old man listened with serious attention, and with assenting  nods that  culminated in a spoken expression

of his willingness to  undertake the  translations.  March waited with a sort of mechanical  expectation of his

gratitude for the work put in his way, but nothing  of the kind came from  Lindau, and March was left to say,

"Well,  everything is understood, then;  and I don't know that I need add that  if you ever want any little

advance  on the work" 

"I will ask you," said Lindau, quietly, "and I thank you for that.  But I  can wait; I ton't needt any money just at

bresent."  As if he  saw some  appeal for greater frankness in, March's eye, he went on: "I  tidn't gome  here

begause I was too boor to lif anywhere else, and I  ton't stay in  pedt begause I couldn't haf a fire to geep warm

if I  wanted it.  I'm nodt  zo padt off as Marmontel when he went to Paris.  I'm a lidtle loaxurious,  that is all.  If I

stay in pedt it's zo I  can fling money away on  somethings else.  Heigh?" 

"But what are you living here for, Lindau ?"  March smiled at the  irony  lurking in Lindau's words. 

"Well, you zee, I foundt I was begoming a lidtle too moch of an  aristograt.  I hadt a room oap in Creenvidge

Willage, among dose pig  pugs  over on the West Side, and I foundt"Liudau's voice lost its  jesting  quality,

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"I should have thought," said March, with impartial interest, "  that you  might have seen poverty enough, now

and then, in Greenwich  Village to  remind you of its existence." 

"Nodt like here," said Lindau.  "Andt you must zee it all the  dtimezee  it, hear it, smell it, dtaste itor you

forget it.  That  is what I gome  here for.  I was begoming a ploated aristograt.  I  thought I was nodt  like these

beople down here, when I gome down once  to look aroundt;  I thought I must be somethings else, and zo I

zaid I  better take myself  in time, and I gome here among my brothersthe  becears and the thiefs!"  A noise

made itself heard in the next room,  as if the door were furtively  opened, and a faint sound of tiptoeing  and of

hands clawing on a table. 

"Thiefs!" Lindau repeated, with a shout.  "Lidtle thiefs, that  gabture  your breakfast.  Ah! ha! ha!"  A wild

scurrying of feet,  joyous cries and  tittering, and a slamming door followed upon his  explosion, and he

resumed in the silence: "Idt is the children cot  pack from school.  They  gome and steal what I leaf there on my

daple.  Idt's one of our lidtle  chokes; we onderstand one another; that's all  righdt.  Once the gobbler  in the other

room there he used to chase  'em; he couldn't onderstand  their lidtle tricks.  Now dot goppler's  teadt, and he

ton't chase 'em any  more.  He was a Bohemian.  Gindt of  grazy, I cuess." 

"Well, it's a sociable existence," March suggested.  "But perhaps  if you  let them have the things without

stealing" 

"Oh no, no!  Most nodt mage them too gonceitedt.  They mostn't go  and  feel themselfs petter than those boor

millionairss that hadt to  steal  their money." 

March smiled indulgently at his old friend's violence.  "Oh, there  are  fagots and fagots, you know, Lindau;

perhaps not all the  millionaires are  so guilty." 

"Let us speak German!" cried Lindau, in his own tongue, pushing his  book  aside, and thrusting his skullcap

back from his forehead.  "How  much  money can a man honestly earn without wronging or oppressing some

other  man?" 

"Well, if you'll let me answer in English," said March, "I should  say  about five thousand dollars a year.  I

name that figure because  it's my  experience that I never could earn more; but the experience of  other men

may be different, and if they tell me they can earn ten, or  twenty, or  fifty thousand a year, I'm not prepared to

say they can't  do it." 

Lindau hardly waited for his answer.  "Not the most gifted man that  ever  lived, in the practice of any art or

science, and paid at the  highest  rate that exceptional genius could justly demand from those  who have  worked

for their money, could ever earn a million dollars.  It is the  landlords and the merchant princes, the railroad

kings and  the coal  barons (the oppressors to whom you instinctively give the  titles of  tyrants)it is these that

make the millions, but no man  earns them.  What artist, what physician, what scientist, what poet was  ever a

millionaire?" 

"I can only think of the poet Rogers," said March, amused by  Lindau's  tirade.  "But he was as exceptional as

the other Rogers, the  martyr,  who died with warm feet."  Lindau had apparently not  understood his joke,  and

he went on, with the American ease of mind  about everything: "But you  must allow, Lindau, that some of

those  fellows don't do so badly with  their guilty gains.  Some of them give  work to armies of poor people" 

Lindau furiously interrupted: "Yes, when they have gathered their  millions together from the hunger and cold

and nakedness and ruin and  despair of hundreds of thousands of other men, they 'give work' to the  poor!  They

give work!  They allow their helpless brothers to earn  enough  to keep life in them!  They give work!  Who is it

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come to give me work!" 

March laughed outright.  "Well, I'm not a millionaire, anyway,  Lindau,  and I hope you won't make an

example of me by refusing to give  toil.  I  dare say the millionaires deserve it, but I'd rather they  wouldn't

suffer  in my person." 

"No," returned the old man, mildly relaxing the fierce glare he had  bent  upon March.  "No man deserves to

sufer at the hands of another.  I lose  myself when I think of the injustice in the world.  But I must  not forget

that I am like the worst of them." 

"You might go up Fifth Avenue and live among the rich awhile, when  you're  in danger of that," suggested

March.  "At any rate," he added,  by an  impulse which he knew he could not justify to his wife, "I wish  you'd

come some day and lunch with their emissary.  I've been telling  Mrs.  March about you, and I want her and the

children to see you.  Come over  with these things and report."  He put his hand on the  magazines as he  rose. 

"I will come," said Lindau, gently. 

"Shall I give you your book?"  asked March. 

"No; I gidt oap bretty soon." 

"Andandcan you dress yourself?" 

"I vhistle, 'and one of those lidtle fellowss comess.  We haf to  dake  gare of one another in a blace like this.  Idt

iss nodt like the  worldt,"  said Lindau, gloomily. 

March thought he ought to cheer him up.  "Oh, it isn't such a bad  world,  Lindau!  After all, the average of

millionaires is small in  it."  He  added, "And I don't believe there's an American living that  could look at  that

arm of yours and not wish to lend you a hand for  the one you gave us  all."  March felt this to be a fine turn,

and his  voice trembled slightly  in saying it. 

Lindau smiled grimly.  "You think zo?  I wouldn't moch like to  drost 'em.  I've driedt idt too often."  He began

to speak German again  fiercely:  "Besides, they owe me nothing.  Do you think I knowingly  gave my hand to

save this oligarchy of traders and tricksters, this  aristocracy of  railroad wreckers and stock gamblers and

mineslave  drivers and millserf  owners?  No; I gave it to the slave; the  slaveha! ha! ha!whom I  helped

to unshackle to the common liberty  of hunger and cold.  And you  think I would be the beneficiary of such  a

state of things?" 

"I'm sorry to hear you talk so, Lindau," said March; "very sorry."  He stopped with a look of pain, and rose to

go.  Lindau suddenly broke  into a laugh and into English. 

"Oh, well, it is only dalk, Passil, and it toes me goodt.  My parg  is  worse than my pidte, I cuess.  I pring these

things roundt bretty  soon.  Goodbye, Passil, my tear poy.  Auf wiedersehen!" 

XIII.

March went away thinking of what Lindau had said, but not for the  impersonal significance of his words so

much as for the light they  cast  upon Lindau himself.  He thought the words violent enough, but in  connection

with what he remembered of the cheery, poetic, hopeful  idealist, they were even more curious than

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something of the kind now and then in blatant labor  newspapers  which he had accidentally fallen in with, and

once at a  strikers' meeting  he had heard rich people denounced with the same  frenzy.  He had made his  own

reflections upon the tastelessness of the  rhetoric, and the obvious  buncombe of the motive, and he had not

taken  the matter seriously. 

He could not doubt Lindau's sincerity, and he wondered how he came  to  that way of thinking.  From his

experience of himself he accounted  for a  prevailing literary quality in it; he decided it to be from  Lindau's

reading and feeling rather than his reflection.  That was the  notion he  formed of some things he had met with

in Ruskin to much the  same effect;  he regarded them with amusement as the chimeras of a  rhetorician run

away  with by his phrases. 

But as to Lindau, the chief thing in his mind was a conception of  the  droll irony of a situation in which so

fervid a hater of  millionaires  should be working, indirectly at least, for the  prosperity of a man like  Dryfoos,

who, as March understood, had got  his money together out of  every gambler's chance in speculation, and  all a

schemer's thrift from  the error and need of others.  The  situation was not more incongruous,  however, than all

the rest of the  'Every Other Week' affair.  It seemed  to him that there were no crazy  fortuities that had not

tended to its  existence, and as time went on,  and the day drew near for the issue of  the first number, the sense

of  this intensified till the whole lost at  moments the quality of a  waking fact, and came to be rather a fantastic

fiction of sleep. 

Yet the heterogeneous forces did cooperate to a reality which  March  could not deny, at least in their

presence, and the first number  was  representative of all their nebulous intentions in a tangible  form.  As a

result, it was so respectable that March began to respect  these  intentions, began to respect himself for

combining and embodying  them in  the volume which appealed to him with a novel fascination,  when the first

advance copy was laid upon his desk.  Every detail of  it was tiresomely  familiar already, but the whole had a

fresh interest  now.  He now saw how  extremely fit and effective Miss Leighton's  decorative design for the

cover was, printed in black and brickred on  the delicate gray tone of  the paper.  It was at once attractive and

refined, and he credited Beaton  with quite all he merited in working  it over to the actual shape.  The  touch and

the taste of the art  editor were present throughout the number.  As Fulkerson said, Beaton  had caught on with

the delicacy of a humming  bird and the tenacity of  a bulldog to the virtues of their illustrative  process, and

had worked  it for all it was worth.  There were seven papers  in the number, and a  poem on the last page of the

cover, and he had found  some graphic  comment for each.  It was a larger proportion than would  afterward be

allowed, but for once in a way it was allowed.  Fulkerson  said they  could not expect to get their money back

on that first number,  anyway.  Seven of the illustrations were Beaton's; two or three he got  from  practised

hands; the rest were the work of unknown people which he  had  suggested, and then related and adapted with

unfailing ingenuity to  the different papers.  He handled the illustrations with such sympathy  as  not to destroy

their individual quality, and that indefinable charm  which  comes from good amateur work in whatever art.  He

rescued them  from their  weaknesses and errors, while he left in them the evidence  of the pleasure  with which

a clever young man, or a sensitive girl, or  a refined woman  had done them.  Inevitably from his manipulation,

however, the art of the  number acquired homogeneity, and there was  nothing casual in its  appearance.  The

result, March eagerly owned,  was better than the  literary result, and he foresaw that the number  would be sold

and praised  chiefly for its pictures.  Yet he was not  ashamed of the literature, and  he indulged his admiration

of it the  more freely because he had not only  not written it, but in a way had  not edited it.  To be sure, he had

chosen all the material, but he had  not voluntarily put it all together  for that number; it had largely  put itself

together, as every number of  every magazine does, and as it  seems more and more to do, in the  experience of

every editor.  There  had to be, of course, a story, and  then a sketch of travel.  There was  a literary essay and a

social essay;  there was a dramatic trifle, very  gay, very light; there was a dashing  criticism on the new

pictures,  the new plays, the new books, the new  fashions; and then there was the  translation of a bit of vivid

Russian  realism, which the editor owed  to Lindau's exploration of the foreign  periodicals left with him;

Lindau was himself a romanticist of the Victor  Hugo sort, but he said  this fragment of Dostoyevski was good

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experiences. 

Fulkerson was extremely proud of the number; but he said it was too  good  too good from every point of

view.  The cover was too good, and  the  paper was too good, and that device of rough edges, which got over

the  objection to uncut leaves while it secured their aesthetic effect,  was a  thing that he trembled for, though

he rejoiced in it as a stroke  of the  highest genius.  It had come from Beaton at the last moment, as  a

compromise, when the problem of the vulgar croppiness of cut leaves  and  the unpopularity of uncut leaves

seemed to have no solution but  suicide.  Fulkerson was still morally crawling round on his hands and  knees,

as he  said, in abject gratitude at Beaton's feet, though he had  his qualms, his  questions; and he declared that

Beaton was the most  inspired ass since  Balaam's.  "We're all asses, of course," he  admitted, in semiapology

to  March; "but we're no such asses as  Beaton."  He said that if the tasteful  decorativeness of the thing did  not

kill it with the public outright,  its literary excellence would  give it the finishing stroke. Perhaps that  might be

overlooked in the  impression of novelty which a first number  would give, but it must  never happen again.  He

implored March to promise  that it should never  happen again; be said their only hope was in the  immediate

cheapening  of the whole affair.  It was bad enough to give the  public too much  quantity for their money, but

to throw in such quality as  that was  simply ruinous; it must be stopped.  These were the expressions  of his

intimate moods; every front that he presented to the public wore a  glow of lofty, of devout exultation.  His

pride in the number gushed  out  in fresh bursts of rhetoric to every one whom he could get to talk  with  him

about it.  He worked the personal kindliness of the press to  the  utmost.  He did not mind making himself

ridiculous or becoming a  joke in  the good cause, as he called it.  He joined in the applause  when a  humorist at

the club feigned to drop dead from his chair at  Fulkerson's  introduction of the topic, and he went on talking

that  first number into  the surviving spectators.  He stood treat upon all  occasions, and he  lunched attaches of

the press at all hours.  He  especially befriended the  correspondents of the newspapers of other  cities, for, as he

explained to  March, those fellows could give him  any amount of advertising simply as  literary gossip.  Many

of the  fellows were ladies who could not be so  summarily asked out to lunch,  but Fulkerson's ingenuity was

equal to  every exigency, and he  contrived somehow to make each of these feel that  she had been  possessed of

exclusive information.  There was a moment when  March  conjectured a willingness in Fulkerson to work Mrs.

March into the  advertising department, by means of a tea to these ladies and their  friends which she should

administer in his apartment, but he did not  encourage Fulkerson to be explicit, and the moment passed.

Afterward,  when he told his wife about it, he was astonished to find that she  would  not have minded doing it

for Fulkerson, and he experienced  another proof  of the bluntness of the feminine instincts in some  directions,

and of the  personal favor which Fulkerson seemed to enjoy  with the whole sex.  This  alone was enough to

account for the  willingness of these correspondents  to write about the first number,  but March accused him of

sending it to  their addresses with boxes of  Jacqueminot roses and Huyler candy. 

Fulkerson let him enjoy his joke.  He said that he would do that or  anything else for the good cause, short of

marrying the whole circle  of  female correspondents. 

March was inclined to hope that if the first number had been made  too  good for the country at large, the more

enlightened taste of  metropolitan  journalism would invite a compensating favor for it in  New York.  But  first

Fulkerson and then the event proved him wrong.  In spite of the  quality of the magazine, and in spite of the

kindness  which so many  newspaper men felt for Fulkerson, the notices in the New  York papers  seemed

grudging and provisional to the ardor of the  editor.  A merit in  the work was acknowledged, and certain

defects in  it for which March had  trembled were ignored; but the critics  astonished him by selecting for

censure points which he was either  proud of or had never noticed; which  being now brought to his notice  he

still could not feel were faults.  He  owned to Fulkerson that if  they had said so and so against it, he could  have

agreed with them,  but that to say thus and so was preposterous; and  that if the  advertising had not been

adjusted with such generous  recognition of  the claims of the different papers, he should have known  the

countingroom was at the bottom of it.  As it was, he could only  attribute it to perversity or stupidity.  It was

certainly stupid to  condemn a magazine novelty like 'Every Other Week' for being novel;  and  to augur that if

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been  built, was in  the last degree perverse, and it looked malicious.  The  fact that it was  neither exactly a book

nor a magazine ought to be for  it and not against  it, since it would invade no other field; it would  prosper on

no ground  but its own. 

XIV.

The more March thought of the injustice of the New York press  (which had  not, however, attacked the

literary quality of the number)  the more  bitterly he resented it; and his wife's indignation  superheated his

own.  'Every Other Week' had become a very personal  affair with the whole  family; the children shared their

parents'  disgust; Belle was outspoken  in, her denunciations of a venal press.  Mrs. March saw nothing but ruin

ahead, and began tacitly to plan a  retreat to Boston, and an  establishment retrenched to the basis of two

thousand a year.  She shed  some secret tears in anticipation of the  privations which this must  involve; but

when Fulkerson came to see  March rather late the night of  the publication day, she nobly told him  that if the

worst came to the  worst she could only have the kindliest  feeling toward him, and should  not regard him as in

the slightest  degree responsible. 

"Oh, hold on, hold on!" he protested.  "You don't think we've made  a  failure, do you?" 

"Why, of course," she faltered, while March remained gloomily  silent. 

"Well, I guess we'll wait for the official count, first.  Even New  York  hasn't gone against us, and I guess

there's a majority coming  down to  Harlem River that could sweep everything before it, anyway." 

"What do you mean, Fulkerson?"  March demanded, sternly. 

"Oh, nothing! Only, the 'News Company' has ordered ten thousand  now; and  you know we had to give them

the first twenty on commission." 

"What do you mean?"  March repeated; his wife held her breath. 

"I mean that the first number is a booming success already, and  that it's  going to a hundred thousand before it

stops.  That unanimity  and variety  of censure in the morning papers, combined with the  attractiveness of the

thing itself, has cleared every stand in the  city, and now if the favor  of the country press doesn't turn the tide

against us, our fortune's  made."  The Marches remained dumb.  "Why,  look here! Didn't I tell you  those

criticisms would be the making of  us, when they first began to turn  you blue this morning, March?" 

"He came home to lunch perfectly sick," said Mrs. Marcli; "and I  wouldn't  let him go back again." 

"Didn't I tell you so?"  Fulkerson persisted. 

March could not remember that he had, or that he had been anything  but  incoherently and hysterically jocose

over the papers, but he said,  "Yes,  yesI think so." 

"I knew it from the start," said Fulkerson.  "The only other person  who  took those criticisms in the right spirit

was Mother DryfoosI've  just  been bolstering up the Dryfoos family.  She had them read to her  by Mrs.

Mandel, and she understood them to be all the most flattering  prophecies  of success.  Well, I didn't read

between the lines to that  extent, quite;  but I saw that they were going to help us, if there was  anything in us,

more than anything that could have been done.  And  there was something in  us! I tell you, March, that

sevenshooting  selfcocking donkey of a  Beaton has given us the greatest start!  He's  caught on like a mouse.

He's made the thing awfully chic; it's jimmy;  there's lots of dog about  it.  He's managed that process so that the


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illustrations look as  expensive as firstclass woodcuts, and they're  cheaper than chromos.  He's put style into

the whole thing." 

"Oh yes," said March, with eager meekness, "it's Beaton that's done  it." 

Fulkerson read jealousy of Beaton in Mrs. March's face.  "Beaton  has  given us the start because his work

appeals to the eye.  There's  no  denying that the pictures have sold this first number; but I expect  the  literature

of this first number to sell the pictures of the  second.  I've  been reading it all over, nearly, since I found how

the  cat was jumping;  I was anxious about it, and I tell you, old man, it's  good.  Yes, sir!  I was afraid maybe

you had got it too good, with that  Boston refinement  of yours; but I reckon you haven't.  I'll risk it.  I don't see

how you  got so much variety into so few things, and all  of them palpitant, all of  'em on the keen jump with

actuality." 

The mixture of American slang with the jargon of European criticism  in  Fulkerson's talk made March smile,

but his wife did not seem to  notice it  in her exultation.  "That is just what I say," she broke in.  "It's  perfectly

wonderful.  I never was anxious about it a moment,  except, as  you say, Mr. Fulkerson, I was afraid it might be

too good." 

They went on in an antiphony of praise till March said: "Really, I  don't  see what's left me but to strike for

higher wages.  I perceive  that I'm  indispensable." 

"Why, old man, you're coming in on the divvy, you know," said  Fulkerson. 

They both laughed, and when Fulkerson was gone, Mrs. March asked  her  husband what a divvy was. 

"It's a chicken before it's hatched." 

"No! Truly?" 

He explained, and she began to spend the divvy. 

At Mrs. Leighton's Fulkerson gave Alma all the honor of the  success; he  told her mother that the girl's design

for the cover had  sold every  number, and Mrs. Leighton believed him. 

"Well, Ah think Ah maght have some of the glory," Miss Woodburn  pouted.  "Where am Ah comin' in?" 

"You're coming in on the cover of the next number," said  Fulkerson."  We're going to have your face there;

Miss Leighton's going  to sketch it  in."  He said this reckless of the fact that he had  already shown them  the

design of the second number, which was Beaton's  weird bit of gas  country landscape. 

"Ah don't see why you don't wrahte the fiction for your magazine,  Mr.  Fulkerson," said the girl. 

This served to remind Fulkerson of something.  He turned to her  father.  "I'll tell you what, Colonel Woodburn,

I want Mr. March to see  some  chapters of that book of yours.  I've been talking to him about  it." 

"I do not think it would add to the popularity of your periodical,  sir,"  said the Colonel, with a stately pleasure

in being asked.  "My  views of a  civilization based upon responsible slavery would hardly be  acceptable to

your commercialized society." 

"Well, not as a practical thing, of course," Fulkerson admitted.  "But as  something retrospective, speculative, I

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to read it." 

"I do not know that my work is intended to amuse people," said the  Colonel, with some state. 

"Mah goodness! Ah only wish it WAS, then," said his daughter; and  she  added: "Yes, Mr. Fulkerson, the

Colonel will be very glad to  submit  po'tions of his woak to yo' edito'.  We want to have some of  the honaw.

Perhaps we can say we helped to stop yo' magazine, if we  didn't help to  stawt it." 

They all laughed at her boldness, and Fulkerson said: "It 'll take  a good  deal more than that to stop 'Every

Other Week'.  The Colonel's  whole book  couldn't do it."  Then he looked unhappy, for Colonel  Woodburn did

not  seem to enjoy his reassuring words; but Miss Woodburn  came to his rescue.  "You maght illustrate it with

the po'trait of the  awthoris daughtaw, if  it's too late for the covah." 

"Going to have that in every number, Miss Woodburn!" he cried. 

"Oh, mah goodness!" she said, with mock humility. 

Alma sat looking at her piquant head, black, unconsciously outlined  against the lamp, as she sat working by

the table.  "Just keep still a  moment!" 

She got her sketchblock and pencils, and began to draw; Fulkerson  tilted  himself forward and looked over

her shoulder; he smiled  outwardly;  inwardly he was divided between admiration of Miss  Woodburn's arch

beauty  and appreciation of the skill which reproduced  it; at the same time he  was trying to remember whether

March had  authorized him to go so far as  to ask for a sight of Colonel  Woodburn's manuscript.  He felt that he

had  trenched upon March's  province, and he framed one apology to the editor  for bringing him the

manuscript, and another to the author for bringing  it back. 

"Most Ah hold raght still like it was a photograph?"  asked Miss  Woodburn.  "Can Ah toak?" 

"Talk all you want," said Alma, squinting her eyes.  "And you  needn't be  either adamantine, nor

yetwooden." 

"Oh, ho' very good of you!  Well, if Ah can toakgo on, Mr.  Fulkerson!" 

"Me talk?  I can't breathe till this thing is done!" sighed  Fulkerson; at  that point of his mental drama the

Colonel was behaving  rustily about the  return of his manuscript, and he felt that he was  looking his last on

Miss Woodburn's profile. 

"Is she getting it raght?"  asked the girl. 

"I don't know which is which," said Fulkerson. 

"Oh, Ah hope Ah shall! Ah don't want to go round feelin' like a  sheet of  papah half the time." 

"You could rattle on, just the same," suggested Alma. 

"Oh, now! Jost listen to that, Mr. Fulkerson.  Do you call that any  way  to toak to people?" 

"You might know which you were by the color," Fulkerson began, and  then  be broke off from the personal

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Mrs. Leighton gathered up her sewing and held it with both hands in  her  lap, while she came round, and

looked critically at the sketch and  the  model over her glasses.  "It's very good, Alma," she said. 

Colonel Woodburn remained restively on his side of the table.  "Of  course, Mr. Fulkerson, you were jesting,

sir, when you spoke of  printing  a sketch of my daughter." 

"Why, I don't knowIf you object? 

"I do, sirdecidedly," said the Colonel. 

"Then that settles it, of course," said " I only meant" 

"Indeed it doesn't!" cried the girl.  "Who's to know who it's from?  Ah'm jost set on havin' it printed! Ah'm

going to appear as the head  of  Slaveryin opposition to the head of Liberty." 

"There'll be a revolution inside of fortyeight hours, and we'll  have the  Colonel's system going wherever a

copy of 'Every Other Week'  circulates,"  said Fulkerson. 

"This sketch belongs to me," Alma interposed.  "I'm not going to  let it  be printed." 

"Oh, mah goodness!" said Miss Woodburn, laughing goodhumoredly.  "That's becose you were brought up

to hate slavery." 

"I should like Mr. Beaton to see it," said Mrs. Leighton, in a sort  of  absent tone.  She added, to Fulkerson: "I

rather expected he might  be in  tonight." 

"Well, if he comes we'll leave it to Beaton," Fulkerson said, with  relief  in the solution, and an anxious glance

at the Colonel, across  the table,  to see how he took that form of the joke.  Miss Woodburn  intercepted his

glance and laughed, and Fulkerson laughed, too, but  rather forlornly. 

Alma set her lips primly and turned her head first on one side and  then  on the other to look at the sketch.  "I

don't think we'll leave  it to Mr.  Beaton, even if he comes." 

"We left the other design for the cover to Beaton," Fulkerson  insinuated.  "I guess you needn't be afraid of

him." 

"Is it a question of my being afraid?"  Alma asked; she seemed  coolly  intent on her drawing. 

"Miss Leighton thinks he ought to be afraid of her," Miss Woodburn  explained. 

"It's a question of his courage, then?" said Alma. 

"Well, I don't think there are many young ladies that Beaton's  afraid  of," said Fulkerson, giving himself the

respite of this purely  random  remark, while he interrogated the faces of Mrs. Leighton and  Colonel

Woodburn for some light upon the tendency of their daughters'  words. 

He was not helped by Mrs. Leighton's saying, with a certain  anxiety,  "I don't know what you mean, Mr.

Fulkerson." 

"Well, you're as much in the dark as I am myself, then," said  Fulkerson.  "I suppose I meant that Beaton is

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Mrs. Leighton sighed, and Colonel Woodburn rose and left the room. 

In the silence that followed, Fulkerson looked from one lady to the  other  with dismay.  "I seem to have put my

foot in it, somehow," he  suggested,  and Miss Woodburn gave a cry of laughter. 

"Poo' Mr. Fulkerson!  Poo' Mr. Fulkerson!  Papa thoat you wanted  him to  go." 

"Wanted him to go?"  repeated Fulkerson. 

"We always mention Mr. Beaton when we want to get rid of papa." 

"Well, it seems to me that I have noticed that he didn't take much  interest in Beaton, as a general topic.  But I

don't know that I ever  saw  it drive him out of the room before!" 

"Well, he isn't always so bad," said Miss Woodburn.  "But it was a  case  of hate at first sight, and it seems to

be growin' on papa." 

"Well, I can understand that," said Fulkerson.  "The impulse to  destroy  Beaton is something that everybody

has to struggle against at  the start." 

"I must say, Mr. Fulkerson," said Mrs. Leighton, in the tremor  through  which she nerved herself to differ

openly with any one she  liked,  "I never had to struggle with anything of the kind, in regard  to  Mr. Beaton.  He

has always been most respectful  andandconsiderate,  with me, whatever he has been with others." 

"Well, of course, Mrs. Leighton!" Fulkerson came back in a soothing  tone.  "But you see you're the rule that

proves the exception.  I was  speaking  of the way men felt about Beaton.  It's different with  ladies; I just  said

so." 

"Is it always different?"  Alma asked, lifting her head and her  hand from  her drawing, and staring at it

absently. 

Fulkerson pushed both his hands through his whiskers.  "Look here!  Look  here!" he said.  "Won't somebody

start some other subject?  We  haven't  had the weather up yet, have we?  Or the opera?  What is the  matter with

a few remarks about politics?" 

"Why, Ah thoat you lahked to toak about the staff of yo' magazine,"  said  Miss Woodburn. 

"Oh, I do!" said Fulkerson.  "But not always about the same member  of it.  He gets monotonous, when he

doesn't get complicated.  I've just  come  round from the Marches'," he added, to Mrs. Leighton. 

"I suppose they've got thoroughly settled in their apartment by  this  time."  Mrs. Leighton said something like

this whenever the  Marches were  mentioned.  At the bottom of her heart she had not  forgiven them for not

taking her rooms; she had liked their looks so  much; and she was always  hoping that they were

uncomfortable or  dissatisfied; she could not help  wanting them punished a little. 

"Well, yes; as much as they ever will be," Fulkerson answered.  "The Boston style is pretty different, you

know; and the Marches are  old  fashioned folks, and I reckon they never went in much for  bricabrac

They've put away nine or ten barrels of dragon  candlesticks, but they  keep finding new ones." 

"Their landlady has just joined our class," said Alma.  "Isn't her  name  Green?  She happened to see my copy of

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"Well, it's a little world," said Fulkerson.  "You seem to be  touching  elbows with everybody.  Just think of

your having had our  head translator  for a model." 

"Ah think that your whole publication revolves aroand the Leighton  family," said Miss Woodburn. 

"That's pretty much so," Fulkerson admitted.  "Anyhow, the  publisher  seems disposed to do so." 

"Are you the publisher?  I thought it was Mr. Dryfoos," said Alma. 

"It is." 

"Oh!" 

The tone and the word gave Fulkerson a discomfort which he promptly  confessed.  "Missed again." 

The girls laughed, and he regained something of his lost spirits,  and  smiled upon their gayety, which lasted

beyond any apparent reason  for it. 

Miss Woodburn asked, " And is Mr. Dryfoos senio' anything like ouah  Mr.  Dryfoos?" 

"Not the least." 

"But he's jost as exemplary?" 

"Yes; in his way." 

"Well, Ah wish Ah could see all those pinks of puffection togethah,  once." 

"Why, look here! I've been thinking I'd celebrate a little, when  the old  gentleman gets back.  Have a little

suppersomething of that  kind.  How  would you like to let me have your parlors for it, Mrs.  Leighton?  You

ladies could stand on the stairs, and have a peep at  us, in the bunch." 

"Oh, mah!  What a privilege!  And will Miss Alma be there, with the  othah  contributors?  Ah shall jost expah

of envy!" 

"She won't be there in person," said Fulkerson, "but she'll be  represented by the head of the art department." 

"Mah goodness! And who'll the head of the publishing department  represent?" 

"He can represent you," said Alma. 

"Well, Ah want to be represented, someho'." 

"We'll have the banquet the night before you appear on the cover of  our  fourth number," said Fulkerson. 

"Ah thoat that was doubly fo'bidden," said Miss Woodburn.  "By the  stern  parent and the envious awtust." 

"We'll get Beaton to get round them, somehow.  I guess we can trust  him  to manage that." 

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"I always feel that Mr. Beaton doesn't do himself justice," she  began. 

Fulkerson could not forego the chance of a joke.  "Well, maybe he  would  rather temper justice with mercy in

a case like his."  This made  both the  younger ladies laugh.  "I judge this is my chance to get off  with my  life,"

he added, and he rose as he spoke.  "Mrs. Leighton, I  am about the  only man of my sex who doesn't thirst for

Beaton's blood  most of the  time.  But I know him and I don't.  He's more kinds of a  good fellow than  people

generally understand.  He doesn't wear his  heart upon his sleeve  not his ulster sleeve, anyway.  You can

always  count me on your side when  it's a question of finding Beaton not  guilty if he'll leave the State." 

Alma set her drawing against the wall, in rising to say goodnight  to  Fulkerson.  He bent over on his stick to

look at it.  "Well, it's  beautiful," he sighed, with unconscious sincerity. 

Alma made him a courtesy of mock modesty.  "Thanks to Miss  Woodburn!" 

"Oh no! All she had to do was simply to stay put." 

"Don't you think Ah might have improved it if Ah had, looked  better?"  the girl asked, gravely. 

"Oh, you couldn't!" said Fulkerson, and he went off triumphant in  their  applause and their cries of "Which?

which?" 

Mrs. Leighton sank deep into an accusing gloom when at last she  found  herself alone with her daughter.  "I

don't know what you are  thinking  about, Alma Leighton.  If you don't like Mr. Beaton" 

"I don't." 

"You don't?  You know better than that.  You know that, you did  care for  him." 

"Oh! that's a very different thing.  That's a thing that can be got  over." 

"Got over!" repeated Mrs. Leighton, aghast. 

"Of course, it can!  Don't be romantic, mamma.  People get over  dozens of  such fancies.  They even marry for

love two or three times." 

"Never!" cried her mother, doing her best to feel shocked; and at  last  looking it. 

Her looking it had no effect upon Alma.  "You can easily get over  caring  for people; but you can't get over

liking themif you like  them because  they are sweet and good.  That's what lasts.  I was a  simple goose,  and

he imposed upon me because he was a sophisticated  goose.  Now the  case is reversed." 

"He does care for you, now.  You can see it.  Why do you encourage  him to  come here?" 

"I don't," said Alma.  "I will tell him to keep away if you like.  But  whether he comes or goes, it will be the

same." 

"Not to him, Alma!  He is in love with you!" 

"He has never said so." 

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"I can't very well refuse him till he does say so." 

This was undeniable.  Mrs. Leighton could only demand, in an awful  tone,  "May I ask whyif you cared for

him; and I know you care for  him still  you will refuse him?" 

Alma laughed.  "Becausebecause I'm wedded to my Art, and I'm not  going  to commit bigamy, whatever I

do." 

"Alma!" 

"Well, then, because I don't like himthat is, I don't believe in  him,  and don't trust him.  He's fascinating, but

he's false and he's  fickle.  He can't help it, I dare say." 

"And you are perfectly hard.  Is it possible that you were actually  pleased to have Mr. Fulkerson tease you

about Mr. Dryfoos?" 

"Oh, goodnight, now, mamma! This is becoming personal" 


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