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TOM SAWYER ABROAD................................................................................................................................1

MARK TWAIN.......................................................................................................................................1

DO you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures? I mean the adventures we had down the

river, and the time we set the darky Jim free and Tom got shot in the leg. No, he wasn't. It only just p'isoned

him for more. That was all the effect it had. You see, when we three came back up the river in glory, as you

may say, from that long travel, and the village received us with a torchlight procession and speeches, and

everybody hurrah'd and shouted, it made us heroes, and that was what Tom Sawyer had always been

For a while he WAS satisfied. Everybody made much of him, and he tilted up his nose and stepped around

the town as though he owned it. Some called him Tom Sawyer the Traveler, and that just swelled him up fit

to bust. You see he laid over me and Jim considerable, because we only went down the river on a raft and

came back by the steamboat, but Tom went by the steamboat both ways. The boys envied me and Jim a good

Well, I don't know; maybe he might have been satisfied if it hadn't been for old Nat Parsons, which was

postmaster, and powerful long and slim, and kind o' goodhearted and silly, and baldheaded, on account of

his age, and about the talkiest old cretur I ever see. For as much as thirty years he'd been the only man in the

village that had a reputation I mean a reputation for being a traveler, and of course he was mortal proud of

it, and it was reckoned that in the course of that thirty years he had told about that journey over a million

times and enjoyed it every time. And now comes along a boy not quite fifteen, and sets everybody admiring

and gawking over HIS travels, and it just give the poor old man the high strikes. It made him sick to listen to

Tom, and to hear the people say "My land!" "Did you ever!" "My goodness sakes alive!" and all such things;

but he couldn't pull away from it, any more than a fly that's got its hind leg fast in the molasses. And always

when Tom come to a rest, the poor old cretur would chip in on HIS same old travels and work them for all

they were worth; but they were pretty faded, and didn't go for much, and it was pitiful to see. And then Tom

would take another innings, and then the old man again and so on, and so on, for an hour and more, each

You see, Parsons' travels happened like this: When he first got to be postmaster and was green in the busi

ness, there come a letter for somebody he didn't know, and there wasn't any such person in the village. Well,

he didn't know what to do, nor how to act, and there the letter stayed and stayed, week in and week out, till

the bare sight of it gave him a conniption. The postage wasn't paid on it, and that was another thing to worry

about. There wasn't any way to collect that ten cents, and he reckon'd the gov'ment would hold him respon

sible for it and maybe turn him out besides, when they found he hadn't collected it. Well, at last he couldn't

stand it any longer. He couldn't sleep nights, he couldn't eat, he was thinned down to a shadder, yet he da'sn't

ask anybody's advice, for the very person he asked for advice might go back on him and let the gov'ment

know about the letter. He had the letter buried under the floor, but that did no good; if he happened to see a

person standing over the place it'd give him the cold shivers, and loaded him up with suspicions, and he

would sit up that night till the town was still and dark, and then he would sneak there and get it out and bury

it in another place. Of course, people got to avoiding him and shaking their heads and whispering, because,

the way he was looking and acting, they judged he had killed somebody or done something terrible, they

Well, as I was saying, it got so he couldn't stand it any longer; so he made up his mind to pull out for

Washington, and just go to the President of the United States and make a clean breast of the whole thing, not

keeping back an atom, and then fetch the letter out and lay it before the whole gov'ment, and say, "Now, there

she is do with me what you're a mind to; though as heaven is my judge I am an innocent man and not

deserving of the full penalties of the law and leaving behind me a family that must starve and yet hadn't had a

So he did it. He had a little wee bit of steamboat ing, and some stagecoaching, but all the rest of the way

was horseback, and it took him three weeks to get to Washington. He saw lots of land and lots of vil lages

and four cities. He was gone 'most eight weeks, and there never was such a proud man in the village as he

when he got back. His travels made him the greatest man in all that region, and the most talked about; and

people come from as much as thirty miles back in the country, and from over in the Illinois bottoms, too, just

to look at him and there they'd stand and gawk, and he'd gabble. You never see anything like it.

Well, there wasn't any way now to settle which was the greatest traveler; some said it was Nat, some said it

was Tom. Everybody allowed that Nat had seen the most longitude, but they had to give in that what ever

Tom was short in longitude he had made up in latitude and climate. It was about a standoff; so both of them

had to whoop up their dangerous adventures, and try to get ahead THAT way. That bulletwound in Tom's

leg was a tough thing for Nat Parsons to buck against, but he bucked the best he could; and at a disadvantage,

too, for Tom didn't set still as he'd orter done, to be fair, but always got up and sauntered around and worked

his limp while Nat was painting up the adventure that HE had in Washington; for Tom never let go that limp

when his leg got well, but prac ticed it nights at home, and kept it good as new right along.

Nat's adventure was like this; I don't know how true it is; maybe he got it out of a paper, or some where, but

I will say this for him, that he DID know how to tell it. He could make anybody's flesh crawl, and he'd turn

pale and hold his breath when he told it, and sometimes women and girls got so faint they couldn't stick it

He come aloping into Washington, and put up his horse and shoved out to the President's house with his

letter, and they told him the President was up to the Capitol, and just going to start for Philadelphia not a

minute to lose if he wanted to catch him. Nat 'most dropped, it made him so sick. His horse was put up, and

he didn't know what to do. But just then along comes a darky driving an old ramshackly hack, and he see his

chance. He rushes out and shouts: "A half a dollar if you git me to the Capitol in half an hour, and a quarter

Nat he jumped in and slammed the door, and away they went aripping and atearing over the roughest road

a body ever see, and the racket of it was some thing awful. Nat passed his arms through the loops and hung

on for life and death, but pretty soon the hack hit a rock and flew up in the air, and the bottom fell out, and

when it come down Nat's feet was on the ground, and he see he was in the most desperate danger if he

couldn't keep up with the hack. He was horrible scared, but he laid into his work for all he was worth, and

hung tight to the armloops and made his legs fairly fly. He yelled and shouted to the driver to stop, and so

did the crowds along the street, for they could see his legs spinning along under the coach, and his head and

shoulders bobbing inside through the windows, and he was in awful danger; but the more they all shouted the

more the nigger whooped and yelled and lashed the horses and shouted, "Don't you fret, I'se gwine to git you

dah in time, boss; I's gwine to do it, sho'!" for you see he thought they were all hurrying him up, and, of

course, he couldn't hear any thing for the racket he was making. And so they went ripping along, and

everybody just petrified to see it; and when they got to the Capitol at last it was the quickest trip that ever was

made, and everybody said so. The horses laid down, and Nat dropped, all tuck ered out, and he was all dust

and rags and barefooted; but he was in time and just in time, and caught the President and give him the letter,

and everything was all right, and the President give him a free pardon on the spot, and Nat give the nigger

two extra quarters instead of one, because he could see that if he hadn't had the hack he wouldn't'a' got there

It WAS a powerful good adventure, and Tom Sawyer had to work his bulletwound mighty lively to hold his

Well, by and by Tom's glory got to paling down gradu'ly, on account of other things turning up for the people

to talk about first a horserace, and on top of that a house afire, and on top of that the circus, and on top of

that the eclipse; and that started a revival, same as it always does, and by that time there wasn't any more talk

Pretty soon he got to worrying and fretting right along day in and day out, and when I asked him what WAS

he in such a state about, he said it 'most broke his heart to think how time was slipping away, and him getting

older and older, and no wars breaking out and no way of making a name for himself that he could see. Now

that is the way boys is always thinking, but he was the first one I ever heard come out and say it.

So then he set to work to get up a plan to make him celebrated; and pretty soon he struck it, and offered to

take me and Jim in. Tom Sawyer was always free and generous that way. There's aplenty of boys that's

mighty good and friendly when YOU'VE got a good thing, but when a good thing happens to come their way

they don't say a word to you, and try to hog it all. That warn't ever Tom Sawyer's way, I can say that for him.

There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and groveling around you when you've got an apple and beg

the core off of you; but when they've got one, and you beg for the core and remind them how you give them a

core one time, they say thank you 'most to death, but there ain't agoing to be no core. But I notice they

Well, we went out in the woods on the hill, and Tom told us what it was. It was a crusade.

He looked scornful, the way he's always done when he was ashamed of a person, and says:

"No," says I, "I don't. And I don't care to, nuther. I've lived till now and done without it, and had my health,

too. But as soon as you tell me, I'll know, and that's soon enough. I don't see any use in finding out things and

clogging up my head with them when I mayn't ever have any occasion to use 'em. There was Lance Williams,

he learned how to talk Choctaw here till one come and dug his grave for him. Now, then, what's a crusade?

But I can tell you one thing before you begin; if it's a patentright, there's no money in it. Bill Thompson he

"Patentright!" says he. "I never see such an idiot. Why, a crusade is a kind of war."

I thought he must be losing his mind. But no, he was in real earnest, and went right on, perfectly ca'm.

"Why, can't you understand? It's in the hands of the paynim, and it's our duty to take it away from them."

"It's too many for me, Tom Sawyer. If I had a farm and it was mine, and another person wanted it, would it be

"Oh, shucks! you don't know enough to come in when it rains, Huck Finn. It ain't a farm, it's entirely

different. You see, it's like this. They own the land, just the mere land, and that's all they DO own; but it was

our folks, our Jews and Christians, that made it holy, and so they haven't any business to be there defiling it.

It's a shame, and we ought not to stand it a minute. We ought to march against them and take it away from

"Why, it does seem to me it's the most mixedup thing I ever see! Now, if I had a farm and another person

"Don't I tell you it hasn't got anything to do with farming? Farming is business, just common lowdown

business: that's all it is, it's all you can say for it; but this is higher, this is religious, and totally different."

"Mars Tom, I reckon dey's a mistake about it somers dey mos' sholy is. I's religious myself, en I knows

"Well, it's enough to make a body sick, such mulletheaded ignorance! If either of you'd read any thing

about history, you'd know that Richard Cur de Loon, and the Pope, and Godfrey de Bulleyn, and lots more of

the most noblehearted and pious people in the world, hacked and hammered at the paynims for more than

two hundred years trying to take their land away from them, and swum neckdeep in blood the whole time

and yet here's a couple of sapheaded country yahoos out in the backwoods of Missouri set ting

themselves up to know more about the rights and wrongs of it than they did! Talk about cheek!"

Well, of course, that put a more different light on it, and me and Jim felt pretty cheap and ignorant, and

wished we hadn't been quite so chipper. I couldn't say nothing, and Jim he couldn't for a while; then he says:

"Well, den, I reckon it's all right; beca'se ef dey didn't know, dey ain't no use for po' ignorant folks like us to

be trying to know; en so, ef it's our duty, we got to go en tackle it en do de bes' we can. Same time, I feel as

sorry for dem paynims as Mars Tom. De hard part gwine to be to kill folks dat a body hain't been 'quainted

wid and dat hain't done him no harm. Dat's it, you see. Ef we wuz to go 'mongst 'em, jist we three, en say we's

hungry, en ast 'em for a bite to eat, why, maybe dey's jist like yuther people. Don't you reckon dey is? Why,

"Well, Mars Tom, my idea is like dis. It ain't no use, we CAN'T kill dem po' strangers dat ain't doin' us no

harm, till we've had practice I knows it perfectly well, Mars Tom 'deed I knows it perfectly well. But

ef we takes a' axe or two, jist you en me en Huck, en slips acrost de river tonight arter de moon's gone

down, en kills dat sick fam'ly dat's over on the Sny, en burns dey house down, en "

"Oh, you make me tired!" says Tom. "I don't want to argue any more with people like you and Huck Finn,

that's always wandering from the subject, and ain't got any more sense than to try to reason out a thing that's

Now that's just where Tom Sawyer warn't fair. Jim didn't mean no harm, and I didn't mean no harm. We

knowed well enough that he was right and we was wrong, and all we was after was to get at the HOW of it,

and that was all; and the only reason he couldn't explain it so we could understand it was because we was

ignorant yes, and pretty dull, too, I ain't deny ing that; but, land! that ain't no crime, I should think.

But he wouldn't hear no more about it just said if we had tackled the thing in the proper spirit, he would 'a'

raised a couple of thousand knights and put them in steel armor from head to heel, and made me a lieu

tenant and Jim a sutler, and took the command himself and brushed the whole paynim outfit into the sea like

flies and come back across the world in a glory like sunset. But he said we didn't know enough to take the

chance when we had it, and he wouldn't ever offer it again. And he didn't. When he once got set, you couldn't

But I didn't care much. I am peaceable, and don't get up rows with people that ain't doing nothing to me. I

Now Tom he got all that notion out of Walter Scott's book, which he was always reading. And it WAS a wild

notion, because in my opinion he never could've raised the men, and if he did, as like as not he would've got

licked. I took the book and read all about it, and as near as I could make it out, most of the folks that shook

WELL, Tom got up one thing after another, but they all had tender spots about 'em somewheres, and he had

to shove 'em aside. So at last he was about in despair. Then the St. Louis papers begun to talk a good deal

about the balloon that was going to sail to Europe, and Tom sort of thought he wanted to go down and see

what it looked like, but couldn't make up his mind. But the papers went on talking, and so he allowed that

maybe if he didn't go he mightn't ever have another chance to see a balloon; and next, he found out that Nat

Parsons was going down to see it, and that decided him, of course. He wasn't going to have Nat Parsons

coming back brag ging about seeing the balloon, and him having to listen to it and keep quiet. So he wanted

It was a noble big balloon, and had wings and fans and all sorts of things, and wasn't like any balloon you see

in pictures. It was away out toward the edge of town, in a vacant lot, corner of Twelfth street; and there was a

big crowd around it, making fun of it, and making fun of the man, a lean pale feller with that soft kind of

moonlight in his eyes, you know, and they kept saying it wouldn't go. It made him hot to hear them, and

he would turn on them and shake his fist and say they was animals and blind, but some day they would find

they had stood face to face with one of the men that lifts up nations and makes civilizations, and was too dull

to know it; and right here on this spot their own children and grandchildren would build a monument to him

that would outlast a thousand years, but his name would outlast the monument. And then the crowd would

burst out in a laugh again, and yell at him, and ask him what was his name before he was married, and what

he would take to not do it, and what was his sister's cat's grandmother's name, and all the things that a crowd

says when they've got hold of a feller that they see they can plague. Well, some things they said WAS funny,

yes, and mighty witty too, I ain't denying that, but all the same it warn't fair nor brave, all them people

pitching on one, and they so glib and sharp, and him without any gift of talk to answer back with. But, good

land! what did he want to sass back for? You see, it couldn't do him no good, and it was just nuts for them.

They HAD him, you know. But that was his way. I reckon he couldn't help it; he was made so, I judge. He

was a good enough sort of cretur, and hadn't no harm in him, and was just a genius, as the papers said, which

wasn't his fault. We can't all be sound: we've got to be the way we're made. As near as I can make out,

geniuses think they know it all, and so they won't take people's advice, but always go their own way, which

makes everybody forsake them and despise them, and that is perfectly natural. If they was humbler, and

The part the professor was in was like a boat, and was big and roomy, and had watertight lockers around the

inside to keep all sorts of things in, and a body could sit on them, and make beds on them, too. We went

aboard, and there was twenty people there, snoop ing around and examining, and old Nat Parsons was there,

too. The professor kept fussing around getting ready, and the people went ashore, drifting out one at a time,

and old Nat he was the last. Of course it wouldn't do to let him go out behind US. We mustn't budge till he

But he was gone now, so it was time for us to follow. I heard a big shout, and turned around the city was

dropping from under us like a shot! It made me sick all through, I was so scared. Jim turned gray and couldn't

say a word, and Tom didn't say nothing, but looked excited. The city went on dropping down, and down, and

down; but we didn't seem to be doing nothing but just hang in the air and stand still. The houses got smaller

and smaller, and the city pulled itself together, closer and closer, and the men and wagons got to looking like

ants and bugs crawling around, and the streets like threads and cracks; and then it all kind of melted together,

and there wasn't any city any more it was only a big scar on the earth, and it seemed to me a body could see

up the river and down the river about a thousand miles, though of course it wasn't so much. By and by the

earth was a ball just a round ball, of a dull color, with shiny stripes wriggling and winding around over it,

which was rivers. The Widder Douglas always told me the earth was round like a ball, but I never took any

stock in a lot of them superstitions o' hers, and of course I paid no attention to that one, because I could see

my self that the world was the shape of a plate, and flat. I used to go up on the hill, and take a look around

and prove it for myself, because I reckon the best way to get a sure thing on a fact is to go and examine for

yourself, and not take anybody's sayso. But I had to give in now that the widder was right. That is, she was

right as to the rest of the world, but she warn't right about the part our village is in; that part is the shape of a

The professor had been quiet all this time, as if he was asleep; but he broke loose now, and he was mighty

"Idiots! They said it wouldn't go; and they wanted to examine it, and spy around and get the secret of it out of

me. But I beat them. Nobody knows the secret but me. Nobody knows what makes it move but me; and it's a

new power a new power, and a thousand times the strongest in the earth! Steam's foolishness to it! They

said I couldn't go to Europe. To Europe! Why, there's power aboard to last five years, and feed for three

months. They are fools! What do they know about it? Yes, and they said my airship was flimsy. Why, she's

good for fifty years! I can sail the skies all my life if I want to, and steer where I please, though they laughed

at that, and said I couldn't. Couldn't steer! Come here, boy; we'll see. You press these buttons as I tell you."

He made Tom steer the ship all about and every which way, and learnt him the whole thing in nearly no time;

and Tom said it was perfectly easy. He made him fetch the ship down 'most to the earth, and had him spin her

along so close to the Illinois prairies that a body could talk to the farmers, and hear every thing they said

perfectly plain; and he flung out printed bills to them that told about the balloon, and said it was going to

Europe. Tom got so he could steer straight for a tree till he got nearly to it, and then dart up and skin right

along over the top of it. Yes, and he showed Tom how to land her; and he done it firstrate, too, and set her

down in the prairies as soft as wool. But the minute we started to skip out the professor says, "No, you don't!"

and shot her up in the air again. It was awful. I begun to beg, and so did Jim; but it only give his temper a

rise, and he begun to rage around and look wild out of his eyes, and I was scared of him.

Well, then he got on to his troubles again, and mourned and grumbled about the way he was treated, and

couldn't seem to git over it, and especially people's saying his ship was flimsy. He scoffed at that, and at their

saying she warn't simple and would be always getting out of order. Get out of order! That graveled him; he

He got worse and worse, and I never see a person take on so. It give me the cold shivers to see him, and so it

did Jim. By and by he got to yelling and screaming, and then he swore the world shouldn't ever have his

secret at all now, it had treated him so mean. He said he would sail his balloon around the globe just to show

what he could do, and then he would sink it in the sea, and sink us all along with it, too. Well, it was the

He give us something to eat, and made us go to the other end of the boat, and he laid down on a locker, where

he could boss all the works, and put his old pepperbox revolver under his head, and said if any body come

We set scrunched up together, and thought consider able, but didn't say much only just a word once in a

while when a body had to say something or bust, we was so scared and worried. The night dragged along

slow and lonesome. We was pretty low down, and the moonshine made everything soft and pretty, and the

farmhouses looked snug and homeful, and we could hear the farm sounds, and wished we could be down

there; but, laws! we just slipped along over them like a ghost, and never left a track.

Away in the night, when all the sounds was late sounds, and the air had a late feel, and a late smell, too

about a twoo'clock feel, as near as I could make out Tom said the professor was so quiet this time he

"Better what?" I says in a whisper, and feeling sick all over, because I knowed what he was thinking about.

"Oh, Mars Tom, DON'T! Ef you teches him, we's gone we's gone sho'! I ain't gwine anear him, not for

Tom whispers and says "That's WHY we've got to do something. If he wasn't crazy I wouldn't give shucks

to be anywhere but here; you couldn't hire me to get out now that I've got used to this balloon and over the

scare of being cut loose from the solid ground if he was in his right mind. But it's no good politics, sailing

around like this with a person that's out of his head, and says he's going round the world and then drown us

all. We've GOT to do something, I tell you, and do it before he wakes up, too, or we mayn't ever get another

But it made us turn cold and creepy just to think of it, and we said we wouldn't budge. So Tom was for

slipping back there by himself to see if he couldn't get at the steeringgear and land the ship. We begged and

begged him not to, but it warn't no use; so he got down on his hands and knees, and begun to crawl an inch at

a time, we aholding our breath and watching. After he got to the middle of the boat he crept slower than

ever, and it did seem like years to me. But at last we see him get to the professor's head, and sort of raise up

soft and look a good spell in his face and listen. Then we see him begin to inch along again toward the

professor's feet where the steeringbuttons was. Well, he got there all safe, and was reaching slow and steady

toward the buttons, but he knocked down something that made a noise, and we see him slump down flat an'

soft in the bottom, and lay still. The professor stirred, and says, "What's that?" But everybody kept dead still

and quiet, and he begun to mutter and mumble and nestle, like a person that's going to wake up, and I thought

Then a cloud slid over the moon, and I 'most cried, I was so glad. She buried herself deeper and deeper into

the cloud, and it got so dark we couldn't see Tom. Then it began to sprinkle rain, and we could hear the

professor fussing at his ropes and things and abusing the weather. We was afraid every minute he would

touch Tom, and then we would be goners, and no help; but Tom was already on his way back, and when we

felt his hands on our knees my breath stopped sudden, and my heart fell down 'mongst my other works,

because I couldn't tell in the dark but it might be the professor! which I thought it WAS.

Dear! I was so glad to have him back that I was just as near happy as a person could be that was up in the air

that way with a deranged man. You can't land a balloon in the dark, and so I hoped it would keep on raining,

for I didn't want Tom to go meddling any more and make us so awful uncomfortable. Well, I got my wish. It

drizzled and drizzled along the rest of the night, which wasn't long, though it did seem so; and at daybreak it

cleared, and the world looked mighty soft and gray and pretty, and the forests and fields so good to see again,

and the horses and cattle standing sober and thinking. Next, the sun come a blazing up gay and splendid,

and then we began to feel rusty and stretchy, and first we knowed we was all asleep.

WE went to sleep about four o'clock, and woke up about eight. The professor was setting back there at his

end, looking glum. He pitched us some breakfast, but he told us not to come abaft the midship compass. That

was about the middle of the boat. Well, when you are sharpset, and you eat and satisfy yourself, everything

looks pretty different from what it done before. It makes a body feel pretty near com fortable, even when he

"Well, you heard what the professor said when he was raging round. Sometimes, he said, we was making

fifty miles an hour, sometimes ninety, sometimes a hundred; said that with a gale to help he could make three

hundred any time, and said if he wanted the gale, and wanted it blowing the right direction, he only had to go

"I know by the color. We're right over Illinois yet. And you can see for yourself that Indiana ain't in sight."

"It's got everything to do with it. Illinois is green, Indiana is pink. You show me any pink down here, if you

"Well, if I was such a numbskull as you, Huck Finn, I would jump over. Seen it on the map! Huck Finn, did

"Well, then, how's it going to do that if it tells lies? That's what I want to know."

"All right, then; if it don't, there ain't no two States the same color. You git around THAT if you can, Tom

He see I had him, and Jim see it too; and I tell you, I felt pretty good, for Tom Sawyer was always a hard

"I tell YOU! dat's smart, dat's right down smart. Ain't no use, Mars Tom; he got you DIS time, sho'!" He

I never felt so good in my life; and yet I didn't know I was saying anything much till it was out. I was just

mooning along, perfectly careless, and not expecting anything was going to happen, and never THINKING of

such a thing at all, when, all of a sudden, out it came. Why, it was just as much a surprise to me as it was to

any of them. It was just the same way it is when a person is munching along on a hunk of cornpone, and not

thinking about anything, and all of a sudden bites into a di'mond. Now all that HE knows first off is that it's

some kind of gravel he's bit into; but he don't find out it's a di'mond till he gits it out and brushes off the sand

and crumbs and one thing or another, and has a look at it, and then he's surprised and glad yes, and proud

too; though when you come to look the thing straight in the eye, he ain't entitled to as much credit as he

would 'a' been if he'd been HUNTING di'monds. You can see the difference easy if you think it over. You

see, an accident, that way, ain't fairly as big a thing as a thing that's done apurpose. Anybody could find that

di'mond in that cornpone; but mind you, it's got to be somebody that's got THAT KIND OF A

CORNPONE. That's where that feller's credit comes in, you see; and that's where mine comes in. I don't

claim no great things I don't reckon I could 'a' done it again but I done it that time; that's all I claim.

And I hadn't no more idea I could do such a thing, and warn't any more thinking about it or trying to, than

you be this minute. Why, I was just as ca'm, a body couldn't be any ca'mer, and yet, all of a sudden, out it

come. I've often thought of that time, and I can remember just the way everything looked, same as if it was

only last week. I can see it all: beautiful rolling country with woods and fields and lakes for hundreds and

hundreds of miles all around, and towns and villages scattered everywheres under us, here and there and

yonder; and the professor mooning over a chart on his little table, and Tom's cap flopping in the rigging

where it was hung up to dry. And one thing in particular was a bird right alongside, not ten foot off, going our

way and trying to keep up, but losing ground all the time; and a railroad train doing the same thing down

there, sliding among the trees and farms, and pouring out a long cloud of black smoke and now and then a

little puff of white; and when the white was gone so long you had almost forgot it, you would hear a little

faint toot, and that was the whistle. And we left the bird and the train both behind, 'WAY behind, and done it

But Tom he was huffy, and said me and Jim was a couple of ignorant blatherskites, and then he says:

"Suppose there's a brown calf and a big brown dog, and an artist is making a picture of them. What is the

MAIN thing that that artist has got to do? He has got to paint them so you can tell them apart the minute you

look at them, hain't he? Of course. Well, then, do you want him to go and paint BOTH of them brown?

Certainly you don't. He paints one of them blue, and then you can't make no mistake. It's just the same with

the maps. That's why they make every State a different color; it ain't to deceive you, it's to keep you from

But I couldn't see no argument about that, and neither could Jim. Jim shook his head, and says:

"Why, Mars Tom, if you knowed what chuckle heads dem painters is, you'd wait a long time before you'd

fetch one er DEM in to back up a fac'. I's gwine to tell you, den you kin see for you'self. I see one of 'em

apaintin' away, one day, down in ole Hank Wilson's back lot, en I went down to see, en he was paintin' dat

old brindle cow wid de near horn gone you knows de one I means. En I ast him what he's paintin' her for,

en he say when he git her painted, de picture's wuth a hundred dollars. Mars Tom, he could a got de cow fer

fifteen, en I tole him so. Well, sah, if you'll b'lieve me, he jes' shuck his head, dat painter did, en went on

Tom lost his temper. I notice a person 'most always does that's got laid out in an argument. He told us to shut

up, and maybe we'd feel better. Then he see a town clock away off down yonder, and he took up the glass and

looked at it, and then looked at his silver turnip, and then at the clock, and then at the turnip again, and says:

So he put up his turnip. Then he see another clock, and took a look, and it was an hour fast too. That puzzled

Then he took the glass and hunted up another clock, and sure enough it was an hour fast too. Then his eyes

"Why, the thing that's happened is that this old bladder has slid over Illinois and Indiana and Ohio like

nothing, and this is the east end of Pennsylvania or New York, or somewheres around there."

"Yes, I do, and it's dead sure. We've covered about fifteen degrees of longitude since we left St. Louis

yesterday afternoon, and them clocks are right. We've come close on to eight hundred miles."

I didn't believe it, but it made the cold streaks trickle down my back just the same. In my experi ence I

knowed it wouldn't take much short of two weeks to do it down the Mississippi on a raft. Jim was working

"It grieves me to hear you talk like dat, Mars Tom; I's right down ashamed to hear you talk like dat, arter de

Tom was astonished. He looked Jim over wonder ing, and didn't say nothing, and Jim went on:

"Mars Tom, who put de people out yonder in St. Louis? De Lord done it. Who put de people here whar we

is? De Lord done it. Ain' dey bofe his children? 'Cose dey is. WELL, den! is he gwine to SCRIMINATE

"Scriminate! I never heard such ignorance. There ain't no discriminating about it. When he makes you and

some more of his children black, and makes the rest of us white, what do you call that?"

"He does discriminate, you see, when he wants to; but this case HERE ain't no discrimination of his, it's

man's. The Lord made the day, and he made the night; but he didn't invent the hours, and he didn't distribute

"Well, dat do beat me. I wouldn't 'a' tuck no sich resk. But some people ain't scared o' nothin'. Dey bangs

right ahead; DEY don't care what happens. So den dey's allays an hour's diff'unce everywhah, Mars Tom?"

"An hour? No! It's four minutes difference for every degree of longitude, you know. Fifteen of 'em's an hour,

thirty of 'em's two hours, and so on. When it's one clock Tuesday morning in England, it's eight o'clock the

Jim moved a little way along the locker, and you could see he was insulted. He kept shaking his head and

muttering, and so I slid along to him and patted him on the leg, and petted him up, and got him over the worst

"Mars Tom talkin' sich talk as dat! Choosday in one place en Monday in t'other, bofe in the same day! Huck,

dis ain't no place to joke up here whah we is. Two days in one day! How you gwine to get two days inter

one day? Can't git two hours inter one hour, kin you? Can't git two niggers inter one nigger skin, kin you?

Can't git two gallons of whisky inter a onegallon jug, kin you? No, sir, 'twould strain de jug. Yes, en even

den you couldn't, I don't believe. Why, looky here, Huck, s'posen de Choosday was New Year's now den!

is you gwine to tell me it's dis year in one place en las' year in t'other, bofe in de identical same minute? It's

de beatenest rubbage! I can't stan' it I can't stan' to hear tell 'bout it." Then he begun to shiver and turn

"Den dat Monday could be de las' day, en dey wouldn't be no las' day in England, en de dead wouldn't be

called. We mustn't go over dah, Mars Tom. Please git him to turn back; I wants to be whah "

All of a sudden we see something, and all jumped up, and forgot everything and begun to gaze. Tom says:

"Ain't that the " He catched his breath, then says: "It IS, sure as you live! It's the ocean!"

That made me and Jim catch our breath, too. Then we all stood petrified but happy, for none of us had ever

"Atlantic Ocean Atlantic. Land, don't it sound great! And that's IT and WE are looking at it we!

Then we see a big bank of black smoke; and when we got nearer, it was a city and a monster she was, too,

with a thick fringe of ships around one edge; and we wondered if it was New York, and begun to jaw and

dispute about it, and, first we knowed, it slid from under us and went flying behind, and here we was, out

over the very ocean itself, and going like a cyclone. Then we woke up, I tell you!

We made a break aft and raised a wail, and begun to beg the professor to turn back and land us, but he jerked

out his pistol and motioned us back, and we went, but nobody will ever know how bad we felt.

The land was gone, all but a little streak, like a snake, away off on the edge of the water, and down under us

was just ocean, ocean, ocean millions of miles of it, heaving and pitching and squirming, and white sprays

blowing from the wavetops, and only a few ships in sight, wallowing around and laying over, first on one

side and then on t'other, and sticking their bows under and then their sterns; and before long there warn't no

ships at all, and we had the sky and the whole ocean all to ourselves, and the roomiest place I ever see and the

AND it got lonesomer and lonesomer. There was the big sky up there, empty and awful deep; and the ocean

down there without a thing on it but just the waves. All around us was a ring, where the sky and the water

come together; yes, a monstrous big ring it was, and we right in the dead center of it plumb in the center.

We was racing along like a prairie fire, but it never made any difference, we couldn't seem to git past that

center no way. I couldn't see that we ever gained an inch on that ring. It made a body feel creepy, it was so

Well, everything was so awful still that we got to talking in a very low voice, and kept on getting creepier and

lonesomer and less and less talky, till at last the talk ran dry altogether, and we just set there and "thunk," as

The professor never stirred till the sun was overhead, then he stood up and put a kind of triangle to his eye,

and Tom said it was a sextant and he was taking the sun to see whereabouts the balloon was. Then he

ciphered a little and looked in a book, and then he begun to carry on again. He said lots of wild things, and,

among others, he said he would keep up this hundredmile gait till the middle of tomorrow after noon, and

He was turning away, but he whirled around when we said that, and give us a long look of his blackest kind

He went aft and set down, but he couldn't seem to git that thing out of his mind. Every now and then he

It got lonesomer and lonesomer right along, and it did seem to me I couldn't stand it. It was still worse when

I took a glance aft, and see the professor taking a whet out of a bottle. I didn't like the looks of that. By and by

he took another drink, and pretty soon he begun to sing. It was dark now, and getting black and stormy. He

went on singing, wilder and wilder, and the thunder begun to mutter, and the wind to wheeze and moan

among the ropes, and altogether it was awful. It got so black we couldn't see him any more, and wished we

couldn't hear him, but we could. Then he got still; but he warn't still ten minutes till we got suspicious, and

wished he would start up his noise again, so we could tell where he was. By and by there was a flash of

lightning, and we see him start to get up, but he staggered and fell down. We heard him scream out in the

"They don't want to go to England. All right, I'll change the course. They want to leave me. I know they do.

I 'most died when he said that. Then he was still again still so long I couldn't bear it, and it did seem to me

the lightning wouldn't EVER come again. But at last there was a blessed flash, and there he was, on his hands

and knees crawling, and not four feet from us. My, but his eyes was terrible! He made a lunge for Tom, and

says, "Overboard YOU go!" but it was already pitchdark again, and I couldn't see whether he got him or not,

There was another long, horrible wait; then there was a flash, and I see Tom's head sink down outside the

boat and disappear. He was on the ropeladder that dangled down in the air from the gunnel. The professor

let off a shout and jumped for him, and straight off it was pitchdark again, and Jim groaned out, "Po' Mars

Tom, he's a goner!" and made a jump for the professor, but the professor warn't there.

Then we heard a couple of terrible screams, and then another not so loud, and then another that was 'way

Then it was awful still, and I reckon a person could 'a' counted four thousand before the next flash come.

When it come I see Jim on his knees, with his arms on the locker and his face buried in them, and he was

crying. Before I could look over the edge it was all dark again, and I was glad, because I didn't want to see.

But when the next flash come, I was watching, and down there I see somebody aswinging in the wind on the

His voice was so weak, and the wind roared so, I couldn't make out what he said, but I thought he asked was

"Oh, Huck, how kin you act so, when you know po' Mars Tom " Then he let off an awful scream, and

flung his head and his arms back and let off another one, because there was a white glare just then, and he

had raised up his face just in time to see Tom's, as white as snow, rise above the gunnel and look him right in

Tom clumb aboard, and when Jim found it WAS him, and not his ghost, he hugged him, and called him all

sorts of loving names, and carried on like he was gone crazy, he was so glad. Says I:

"I dasn't, Huck. I knowed somebody plunged down past me, but I didn't know who it was in the dark. It could

That was the way with Tom Sawyer always sound. He warn't coming up till he knowed where the pro

The storm let go about this time with all its might; and it was dreadful the way the thunder boomed and tore,

and the lightning glared out, and the wind sung and screamed in the rigging, and the rain come down. One

second you couldn't see your hand before you, and the next you could count the threads in your coat sleeve,

and see a whole wide desert of waves pitching and tossing through a kind of veil of rain. A storm like that is

the loveliest thing there is, but it ain't at its best when you are up in the sky and lost, and it's wet and

We set there huddled up in the bow, and talked low about the poor professor; and everybody was sorry for

him, and sorry the world had made fun of him and treated him so harsh, when he was doing the best he could,

and hadn't a friend nor nobody to encourage him and keep him from brooding his mind away and going

deranged. There was plenty of clothes and blankets and everything at the other end, but we thought we'd

WE tried to make some plans, but we couldn't come to no agreement. Me and Jim was for turning around and

going back home, but Tom allowed that by the time daylight come, so we could see our way, we would be so

far toward England that we might as well go there, and come back in a ship, and have the glory of saying we

About midnight the storm quit and the moon come out and lit up the ocean, and we begun to feel com

fortable and drowsy; so we stretched out on the lockers and went to sleep, and never woke up again till

sunup. The sea was sparkling like di'monds, and it was nice weather, and pretty soon our things was all dry

We went aft to find some breakfast, and the first thing we noticed was that there was a dim light burning in a

"You know what that means, easy enough. It means that somebody has got to stay on watch and steer this

thing the same as he would a ship, or she'll wander around and go wherever the wind wants her to."

"Wandering," he says, kinder troubled " wander ing, without any doubt. She's in a wind now that's

blowing her south of east. We don't know how long that's been going on, either."

So then he p'inted her east, and said he would hold her there till we rousted out the breakfast. The pro fessor

had laid in everything a body could want; he couldn't 'a' been better fixed. There wasn't no milk for the

coffee, but there was water, and everything else you could want, and a charcoal stove and the fixings for it,

and pipes and cigars and matches; and wine and liquor, which warn't in our line; and books, and maps, and

charts, and an accordion; and furs, and blankets, and no end of rubbish, like brass beads and brass jewelry,

which Tom said was a sure sign that he had an idea of visiting among savages. There was money, too. Yes,

After breakfast Tom learned me and Jim how to steer, and divided us all up into fourhour watches, turn and

turn about; and when his watch was out I took his place, and he got out the professor's papers and pens and

wrote a letter home to his aunt Polly, tell ing her everything that had happened to us, and dated it "IN THE

WELKIN, APPROACHING ENGLAND," and folded it together and stuck it fast with a red wafer, and

directed it, and wrote above the direction, in big writing, "FROM TOM SAWYER, THE ERRONORT," and

said it would stump old Nat Parsons, the postmaster, when it come along in the mail. I says:

I see in a minute he was stuck. He raked and scraped around in his mind, but he couldn't find noth ing, so he

"I don't know, and nobody don't know. It's just a word, and it's a mighty good word, too. There ain't many

"I don't know what it means, I tell you. It's a word that people uses for for well, it's orna mental. They

"All right, then; that letter I wrote is a shirt, and the welkin's the ruffle on it."

"Now, Mars Tom, it ain't no use to talk like dat; en, moreover, it's sinful. You knows a letter ain't no shirt, en

dey ain't no ruffles on it, nuther. Dey ain't no place to put 'em on; you can't put em on, and dey wouldn't stay

"Oh DO shut up, and wait till something's started that you know something about."

"Why, Mars Tom, sholy you can't mean to say I don't know about shirts, when, goodness knows, I's toted

That word kinder bricked us up for a minute. Then Jim says rather timid, because he see Tom was get

"A metaphor's a well, it's a a a metaphor's an illustration." He see THAT didn't git home, so he

tried again. "When I say birds of a feather flocks together, it's a metaphorical way of saying "

"But dey DON'T, Mars Tom. No, sir, 'deed dey don't. Dey ain't no feathers dat's more alike den a bluebird en

"Oh, give us a rest! You can't get the simplest little thing through your thick skull. Now don't bother me any

Jim was satisfied to stop. He was dreadful pleased with himself for catching Tom out. The minute Tom begun

to talk about birds I judged he was a goner, because Jim knowed more about birds than both of us put

together. You see, he had killed hundreds and hundreds of them, and that's the way to find out about birds.

That's the way people does that writes books about birds, and loves them so that they'll go hungry and tired

and take any amount of trouble to find a new bird and kill it. Their name is ornitholo gers, and I could have

been an ornithologer myself, because I always loved birds and creatures; and I started out to learn how to be

one, and I see a bird setting on a limb of a high tree, singing with its head tilted back and its mouth open, and

before I thought I fired, and his song stopped and he fell straight down from the limb, all limp like a rag, and

I run and picked him up and he was dead, and his body was warm in my hand, and his head rolled about this

way and that, like his neck was broke, and there was a little white skin over his eyes, and one little drop of

blood on the side of his head; and, laws! I couldn't see nothing more for the tears; and I hain't never murdered

But I was aggravated about that welkin. I wanted to know. I got the subject up again, and then Tom

explained, the best he could. He said when a person made a big speech the newspapers said the shouts of the

people made the welkin ring. He said they always said that, but none of them ever told what it was, so he

allowed it just meant outdoors and up high. Well, that seemed sensible enough, so I was satisfied, and said so.

"Well, it's all right, then; and we'll let bygones be bygones. I don't know for certain what a welkin is, but

He said an erronort was a person who sailed around in balloons; and said it was a mighty sight finer to be

Tom Sawyer the Erronort than to be Tom Sawyer the Traveler, and we would be heard of all round the world,

if we pulled through all right, and so he wouldn't give shucks to be a traveler now.

Toward the middle of the afternoon we got every thing ready to land, and we felt pretty good, too, and

proud; and we kept watching with the glasses, like Columbus discovering America. But we couldn't see

nothing but ocean. The afternoon wasted out and the sun shut down, and still there warn't no land any

wheres. We wondered what was the matter, but reckoned it would come out all right, so we went on steering

east, but went up on a higher level so we wouldn't hit any steeples or mountains in the dark.

It was my watch till midnight, and then it was Jim's; but Tom stayed up, because he said ship captains done

Well, when daylight come, Jim give a shout, and we jumped up and looked over, and there was the land sure

enough land all around, as far as you could see, and perfectly level and yaller. We didn't know how long

we'd been over it. There warn't no trees, nor hills, nor rocks, nor towns, and Tom and Jim had took it for the

sea. They took it for the sea in a dead ca'm; but we was so high up, anyway, that if it had been the sea and

We was all in a powerful excitement now, and grabbed the glasses and hunted everywheres for Lon don, but

couldn't find hair nor hide of it, nor any other settlement nor any sign of a lake or a river, either. Tom was

clean beat. He said it warn't his notion of England; he thought England looked like America, and always had

that idea. So he said we better have breakfast, and then drop down and inquire the quickest way to London.

We cut the breakfast pretty short, we was so impatient. As we slanted along down, the weather began to

moderate, and pretty soon we shed our furs. But it kept ON moder ating, and in a precious little while it was

We settled down to within thirty foot of the land that is, it was land if sand is land; for this wasn't any

thing but pure sand. Tom and me clumb down the ladder and took a run to stretch our legs, and it felt

amazing good that is, the stretching did, but the sand scorched our feet like hot embers. Next, we see

somebody coming, and started to meet him; but we heard Jim shout, and looked around and he was fairly

dancing, and making signs, and yelling. We couldn't make out what he said, but we was scared anyway, and

begun to heel it back to the balloon. When we got close enough, we understood the words, and they made me

"Run! Run fo' yo' life! Hit's a lion; I kin see him thoo de glass! Run, boys; do please heel it de bes' you kin.

It made Tom fly, but it took the stiffening all out of my legs. I could only just gasp along the way you do in a

Tom got to the ladder and shinned up it a piece and waited for me; and as soon as I got a foothold on it he

shouted to Jim to soar away. But Jim had clean lost his head, and said he had forgot how. So Tom shinned

along up and told me to follow; but the lion was arriving, fetching a most ghastly roar with every lope, and

my legs shook so I dasn't try to take one of them out of the rounds for fear the other one would give way

But Tom was aboard by this time, and he started the balloon up a little, and stopped it again as soon as the

end of the ladder was ten or twelve feet above ground. And there was the lion, aripping around under me,

and roaring and springing up in the air at the ladder, and only missing it about a quarter of an inch, it seemed

to me. It was delicious to be out of his reach, perfectly delicious, and made me feel good and thank ful all

up one side; but I was hanging there helpless and couldn't climb, and that made me feel perfectly wretched

and miserable all down the other. It is most seldom that a person feels so mixed like that; and it is not to be

Tom asked me what he'd better do, but I didn't know. He asked me if I could hold on whilst he sailed away to

a safe place and left the lion behind. I said I could if he didn't go no higher than he was now; but if he went

higher I would lose my head and fall, sure. So he said, "Take a good grip," and he started.

He had started like a lightning express. He slowed down, and we glided over the sand slower, but still in a

kind of sickening way; for it IS uncomfortable to see things sliding and gliding under you like that, and not a

But pretty soon there was plenty of sound, for the lion was catching up. His noise fetched others. You could

see them coming on the lope from every direc tion, and pretty soon there was a couple of dozen of them

under me, jumping up at the ladder and snarling and snapping at each other; and so we went skimming along

over the sand, and these fellers doing what they could to help us to not forgit the occasion; and then some

other beasts come, without an invite, and they started a regular riot down there.

We see this plan was a mistake. We couldn't ever git away from them at this gait, and I couldn't hold on

forever. So Tom took a think, and struck another idea. That was, to kill a lion with the pepperbox revolver,

and then sail away while the others stopped to fight over the carcass. So he stopped the balloon still, and done

it, and then we sailed off while the fuss was going on, and come down a quarter of a mile off, and they helped

me aboard; but by the time we was out of reach again, that gang was on hand once more. And when they see

we was really gone and they couldn't get us, they sat down on their hams and looked up at us so kind of

disappointed that it was as much as a person could do not to see THEIR side of the matter.

I WAS so weak that the only thing I wanted was a chance to lay down, so I made straight for my

lockerbunk, and stretched myself out there. But a body couldn't get back his strength in no such oven as

We had to go up a mile before we struck comfort able weather where it was breezy and pleasant and just

right, and pretty soon I was all straight again. Tom had been setting quiet and thinking; but now he jumps up

"I bet you a thousand to one I know where we are. We're in the Great Sahara, as sure as guns!"

Jim's eyes bugged out, and he begun to stare down with no end of interest, because that was where his

originals come from; but I didn't more than half be lieve it. I couldn't, you know; it seemed too awful far

But Tom was full of his discovery, as he called it, and said the lions and the sand meant the Great Desert,

sure. He said he could 'a' found out, before we sighted land, that we was crowding the land some wheres, if

"These clocks. They're chronometers. You al ways read about them in sea voyages. One of them is keeping

Grinnage time, and the other is keeping St. Louis time, like my watch. When we left St. Louis it was four in

the afternoon by my watch and this clock, and it was ten at night by this Grinnage clock. Well, at this time of

the year the sun sets at about seven o'clock. Now I noticed the time yesterday evening when the sun went

down, and it was halfpast five o'clock by the Grinnage clock, and half past 11 A.M. by my watch and the

other clock. You see, the sun rose and set by my watch in St. Louis, and the Grin nage clock was six hours

fast; but we've come so far east that it comes within less than half an hour of set ting by the Grinnage clock

now, and I'm away out more than four hours and a half out. You see, that meant that we was closing up on

the longitude of Ireland, and would strike it before long if we was p'inted right which we wasn't. No, sir,

we've been awandering wandering 'way down south of east, and it's my opinion we are in Africa. Look

at this map. You see how the shoulder of Africa sticks out to the west. Think how fast we've traveled; if we

had gone straight east we would be long past England by this time. You watch for noon, all of you, and we'll

stand up, and when we can't cast a shadow we'll find that this Grinnage clock is coming mighty close to

"That's nothing; they don't live in the desert. What is that, 'way off yonder? Gimme a glass."

He took a long look, and said it was like a black string stretched across the sand, but he couldn't guess what it

"Well," I says, "I reckon maybe you've got a chance now to find out whereabouts this balloon is, because as

like as not that is one of these lines here, that's on the map, that you call meridians of longi tude, and we can

"Oh, shucks, Huck Finn, I never see such a lunk head as you. Did you s'pose there's meridians of longitude

"Tom Sawyer, they're set down on the map, and you know it perfectly well, and here they are, and you can

"Of course they're on the map, but that's nothing; there ain't any on the GROUND."

He fired up at that, and I was ready for him, and Jim was warming his opinion, too, and next minute we'd 'a'

broke loose on another argument, if Tom hadn't dropped the glass and begun to clap his hands like a maniac

So I grabbed a glass and Jim, too, and took a look, but I was disappointed, and says:

"Spiders in a desert, you shad? Spiders walking in a procession? You don't ever reflect, Huck Finn, and I

reckon you really haven't got anything to reflect WITH. Don't you know we're as much as a mile up in the air,

and that that string of crawlers is two or three miles away? Spiders, good land! Spiders as big as a cow?

Perhaps you'd like to go down and milk one of 'em. But they're camels, just the same. It's a caravan, that's

"Well, then, let's go down and look at it. I don't believe in it, and ain't going to till I see it and know it."

As we come slanting down into the hot weather, we could see that it was camels, sure enough, plodding

along, an everlasting string of them, with bales strapped to them, and several hundred men in long white

robes, and a thing like a shawl bound over their heads and hanging down with tassels and fringes; and some

of the men had long guns and some hadn't, and some was riding and some was walking. And the weatherJ

well, it was just roasting. And how slow they did creep along! We swooped down now, all of a sudden, and

The men all set up a yell, and some of them fell flat on their stomachs, some begun to fire their guns at us,

We see that we was making trouble, so we went up again about a mile, to the cool weather, and watched them

from there. It took them an hour to get together and form the procession again; then they started along, but we

could see by the glasses that they wasn't pay ing much attention to anything but us. We poked along,

looking down at them with the glasses, and by and by we see a big sand mound, and something like people

the other side of it, and there was something like a man laying on top of the mound that raised his head up

every now and then, and seemed to be watch ing the caravan or us, we didn't know which. As the caravan

got nearer, he sneaked down on the other side and rushed to the other men and horses for that is what they

was and we see them mount in a hurry; and next, here they come, like a house afire, some with lances and

They come atearing down on to the caravan, and the next minute both sides crashed together and was all

mixed up, and there was such another popping of guns as you never heard, and the air got so full of smoke

you could only catch glimpses of them struggling together. There must 'a' been six hundred men in that battle,

and it was terrible to see. Then they broke up into gangs and groups, fighting tooth and nail, and scurrying

and scampering around, and laying into each other like everything; and whenever the smoke cleared a little

you could see dead and wounded people and camels scattered far and wide and all about, and camels racing

At last the robbers see they couldn't win, so their chief sounded a signal, and all that was left of them broke

away and went scampering across the plain. The last man to go snatched up a child and carried it off in front

of him on his horse, and a woman run screaming and begging after him, and followed him away off across

the plain till she was separated a long ways from her people; but it warn't no use, and she had to give it up,

and we see her sink down on the sand and cover her face with her hands. Then Tom took the hellum, and

started for that yahoo, and we come awhizzing down and made a swoop, and knocked him out of the saddle,

child and all; and he was jarred considerable, but the child wasn't hurt, but laid there working its hands and

legs in the air like a tumblebug that's on its back and can't turn over. The man went staggering off to

overtake his horse, and didn't know what had hit him, for we was three or four hundred yards up in the air by

We judged the woman would go and get the child now; but she didn't. We could see her, through the glass,

still setting there, with her head bowed down on her knees; so of course she hadn't seen the perform ance,

and thought her child was clean gone with the man. She was nearly a half a mile from her people, so we

thought we might go down to the child, which was about a quarter of a mile beyond her, and snake it to her

before the caravan people could git to us to do us any harm; and besides, we reckoned they had enough

business on their hands for one while, anyway, with the wounded. We thought we'd chance it, and we did.

We swooped down and stopped, and Jim shinned down the ladder and fetched up the kid, which was a nice

fat little thing, and in a noble good humor, too, considering it was just out of a battle and been tumbled off of

a horse; and then we started for the mother, and stopped back of her and tolerable near by, and Jim slipped

down and crept up easy, and when he was close back of her the child googoo'd, the way a child does, and

she heard it, and whirled and fetched a shriek of joy, and made a jump for the kid and snatched it and hugged

it, and dropped it and hugged Jim, and then snatched off a gold chain and hung it around Jim's neck, and

hugged him again, and jerked up the child again, asobbing and glorifying all the time; and Jim he shoved for

the ladder and up it, and in a minute we was back up in the sky and the woman was staring up, with the back

of her head between her shoulders and the child with its arms locked around her neck. And there she stood, as

"NOON!" says Tom, and so it was. His shadder was just a blot around his feet. We looked, and the Grinnage

clock was so close to twelve the difference didn't amount to nothing. So Tom said London was right north of

us or right south of us, one or t'other, and he reckoned by the weather and the sand and the camels it was

north; and a good many miles north, too; as many as from New York to the city of Mexico, he guessed.

Jim said he reckoned a balloon was a good deal the fastest thing in the world, unless it might be some kinds

But Tom said he had read about railroads in England going nearly a hundred miles an hour for a little ways,

and there never was a bird in the world that could do that except one, and that was a flea.

"I don't rightly know, Mars Tom, but I speck he's only jist a' animal. No, I reckon dat won't do, nuther, he

ain't big enough for a' animal. He mus' be a bug. Yassir, dat's what he is, he's a bug."

"Well, in de second place, birds is creturs dat goes a long ways, but a flea don't."

"Now you begin to see, don't you, that DISTANCE ain't the thing to judge by, at all; it's the time it takes to go

"It's a matter of PROPORTION, that's what it is; and when you come to gauge a thing's speed by its size,

where's your bird and your man and your railroad, alongside of a flea? The fastest man can't run more than

about ten miles in an hour not much over ten thousand times his own length. But all the books says any

common ordinary thirdclass flea can jump a hun dred and fifty times his own length; yes, and he can make

five jumps a second too seven hundred and fifty times his own length, in one little second for he don't

fool away any time stopping and starting he does them both at the same time; you'll see, if you try to put

your finger on him. Now that's a common, ordinary, thirdclass flea's gait; but you take an Eye talian

FIRSTclass, that's been the pet of the nobility all his life, and hasn't ever knowed what want or sickness or

exposure was, and he can jump more than three hundred times his own length, and keep it up all day, five

such jumps every second, which is fifteen hundred times his own length. Well, suppose a man could go

fifteen hundred times his own length in a second say, a mile and a half. It's ninety miles a minute; it's

considerable more than five thousand miles an hour. Where's your man NOW? yes, and your bird, and

your railroad, and your balloon? Laws, they don't amount to shucks 'longside of a flea. A flea is just a comet

"Well, den, honey, a body's got to respec' a flea. I ain't had no respec' for um befo', sca'sely, but dey ain't no

"Well, I bet they do. They've got ever so much more sense, and brains, and brightness, in proportion to their

size, than any other cretur in the world. A person can learn them 'most anything; and they learn it quicker

than any other cretur, too. They've been learnt to haul little carriages in harness, and go this way and that way

and t'other way according to their orders; yes, and to march and drill like soldiers, doing it as exact, according

to orders, as soldiers does it. They've been learnt to do all sorts of hard and troublesome things. S'pose you

could cultivate a flea up to the size of a man, and keep his natural smartness agrowing and agrowing right

along up, bigger and bigger, and keener and keener, in the same proportion where'd the human race be, do

you reckon? That flea would be President of the United States, and you couldn't any more prevent it than you

"My lan', Mars Tom, I never knowed dey was so much TO de beas'. No, sir, I never had no idea of it, and

"There's more to him, by a long sight, than there is to any other cretur, man or beast, in proportion to size.

He's the interestingest of them all. People have so much to say about an ant's strength, and an ele phant's,

and a locomotive's. Shucks, they don't begin with a flea. He can lift two or three hundred times his own

weight. And none of them can come anywhere near it. And, moreover, he has got notions of his own, and is

very particular, and you can't fool him; his instinct, or his judgment, or whatever it is, is per fectly sound

and clear, and don't ever make a mistake. People think all humans are alike to a flea. It ain't so. There's folks

that he won't go near, hungry or not hungry, and I'm one of them. I've never had one of them on me in my

"Well, sah, I hain't ever heard de likes o' dat befo'." Jim couldn't believe it, and I couldn't; so we had to drop

down to the sand and git a supply and see. Tom was right. They went for me and Jim by the thou sand, but

not a one of them lit on Tom. There warn't no explaining it, but there it was and there warn't no getting

around it. He said it had always been just so, and he'd just as soon be where there was a million of them as

We went up to the cold weather to freeze 'em out, and stayed a little spell, and then come back to the

comfortable weather and went lazying along twenty or twentyfive miles an hour, the way we'd been doing

for the last few hours. The reason was, that the longer we was in that solemn, peaceful desert, the more the

hurry and fuss got kind of soothed down in us, and the more happier and contented and satisfied we got to

feeling, and the more we got to liking the desert, and then loving it. So we had cramped the speed down, as I

was saying, and was having a most noble good lazy time, sometimes watching through the glasses,

It didn't seem like we was the same lot that was in such a state to find land and git ashore, but it was. But we

had got over that clean over it. We was used to the balloon now and not afraid any more, and didn't want

to be anywheres else. Why, it seemed just like home; it 'most seemed as if I had been born and raised in it,

and Jim and Tom said the same. And always I had had hateful people around me, anagging at me, and

pestering of me, and scolding, and finding fault, and fussing and bothering, and sticking to me, and keeping

after me, and making me do this, and making me do that and t'other, and always selecting out the things I

didn't want to do, and then giving me Sam Hill because I shirked and done something else, and just

aggravating the life out of a body all the time; but up here in the sky it was so still and sunshiny and lovely,

and plenty to eat, and plenty of sleep, and strange things to see, and no nagging and no pester ing, and no

good people, and just holiday all the time. Land, I warn't in no hurry to git out and buck at civilization again.

Now, one of the worst things about civilization is, that anybody that gits a letter with trouble in it comes and

tells you all about it and makes you feel bad, and the newspapers fetches you the troubles of everybody all

over the world, and keeps you downhearted and dismal 'most all the time, and it's such a heavy load for a

person. I hate them newspapers; and I hate letters; and if I had my way I wouldn't allow nobody to load his

troubles on to other folks he ain't acquainted with, on t'other side of the world, that way. Well, up in a balloon

We had supper, and that night was one of the prettiest nights I ever see. The moon made it just like daylight,

only a heap softer; and once we see a lion standing all alone by himself, just all alone on the earth, it seemed

like, and his shadder laid on the sand by him like a puddle of ink. That's the kind of moon light to have.

Mainly we laid on our backs and talked; we didn't want to go to sleep. Tom said we was right in the midst of

the Arabian Nights now. He said it was right along here that one of the cutest things in that book happened;

so we looked down and watched while he told about it, because there ain't anything that is so interesting to

look at as a place that a book has talked about. It was a tale about a cameldriver that had lost his camel, and

"Yes, but you needn't go into no more details that's the one, and I'm in a hurry. Where did you see him?"

"Because when a person knows how to use his eyes, everything has got a meaning to it; but most people's

eyes ain't any good to them. I knowed a camel had been along, because I seen his track. I knowed he was

lame in his off hind leg because he had favored that foot and trod light on it, and his track showed it. I

knowed he was blind on his left side because he only nibbled the grass on the right side of the trail. I knowed

he had lost an upper front tooth because where he bit into the sod his teethprint showed it. The milletseed

sifted out on one side the ants told me that; the honey leaked out on the other the flies told me that. I

"Well! Ef dat ain't de beatenes' tale ever I struck. Jist gits to de place whah de intrust is gittin' redhot, en

down she breaks. Why, Mars Tom, dey ain't no SENSE in a tale dat acts like dat. Hain't you got no IDEA

I see myself there warn't no sense in the tale, to chop square off that way before it come to anything, but I

warn't going to say so, because I could see Tom was souring up pretty fast over the way it flatted out and the

way Jim had popped on to the weak place in it, and I don't think it's fair for everybody to pile on to a feller

Of course, then, I had to come out and make a clean breast and say it did seem to me, too, same as it did to

Jim, that as long as the tale stopped square in the middle and never got to no place, it really warn't worth the

Tom's chin dropped on his breast, and 'stead of being mad, as I reckoned he'd be, to hear me scoff at his tale

"Some people can see, and some can't just as that man said. Let alone a camel, if a cyclone had gone by,

I don't know what he meant by that, and he didn't say; it was just one of his irrulevances, I reckon he was

full of them, sometimes, when he was in a close place and couldn't see no other way out but I didn't mind.

We'd spotted the soft place in that tale sharp enough, he couldn't git away from that little fact. It graveled him

WE had an early breakfast in the morning, and set looking down on the desert, and the weather was ever so

bammy and lovely, although we warn't high up. You have to come down lower and lower after sundown in

the desert, because it cools off so fast; and so, by the time it is getting toward dawn, you are skimming along

We was watching the shadder of the balloon slide along the ground, and now and then gazing off across the

desert to see if anything was stirring, and then down on the shadder again, when all of a sudden almost right

under us we see a lot of men and camels laying scattered about, perfectly quiet, like they was asleep.

We shut off the power, and backed up and stood over them, and then we see that they was all dead. It give us

the cold shivers. And it made us hush down, too, and talk low, like people at a funeral. We dropped down

slow and stopped, and me and Tom clumb down and went among them. There was men, and women, and

children. They was dried by the sun and dark and shriveled and leathery, like the pictures of mummies you

see in books. And yet they looked just as human, you wouldn't 'a' believed it; just like they was asleep.

Some of the people and animals was partly covered with sand, but most of them not, for the sand was thin

there, and the bed was gravel and hard. Most of the clothes had rotted away; and when you took hold of a rag,

it tore with a touch, like spider web. Tom reckoned they had been laying there for years.

Some of the men had rusty guns by them, some had swords on and had shawl belts with long, silver

mounted pistols stuck in them. All the camels had their loads on yet, but the packs had busted or rotted and

spilt the freight out on the ground. We didn't reckon the swords was any good to the dead people any more,

so we took one apiece, and some pistols. We took a small box, too, because it was so handsome and inlaid so

fine; and then we wanted to bury the people; but there warn't no way to do it that we could think of, and

Then we mounted high and sailed away, and pretty soon that black spot on the sand was out of sight, and we

wouldn't ever see them poor people again in this world. We wondered, and reasoned, and tried to guess how

they come to be there, and how it all hap pened to them, but we couldn't make it out. First we thought

maybe they got lost, and wandered around and about till their food and water give out and they starved to

death; but Tom said no wild animals nor vultures hadn't meddled with them, and so that guess wouldn't do.

So at last we give it up, and judged we wouldn't think about it no more, because it made us lowspirited.

Then we opened the box, and it had gems and jewels in it, quite a pile, and some little veils of the kind the

dead women had on, with fringes made out of curious gold money that we warn't acquainted with. We

wondered if we better go and try to find them again and give it back; but Tom thought it over and said no, it

was a country that was full of robbers, and they would come and steal it; and then the sin would be on us for

putting the temptation in their way. So we went on; but I wished we had took all they had, so there wouldn't

We had had two hours of that blazing weather down there, and was dreadful thirsty when we got aboard

again. We went straight for the water, but it was spoiled and bitter, besides being pretty near hot enough to

scald your mouth. We couldn't drink it. It was Mississippi river water, the best in the world, and we stirred up

the mud in it to see if that would help, but no, the mud wasn't any better than the water. Well, we hadn't been

so very, very thirsty before, while we was interested in the lost people, but we was now, and as soon as we

found we couldn't have a drink, we was more than thirtyfive times as thirsty as we was a quarter of a minute

before. Why, in a little while we wanted to hold our mouths open and pant like a dog.

Tom said to keep a sharp lookout, all around, every wheres, because we'd got to find an oasis or there warn't

no telling what would happen. So we done it. We kept the glasses gliding around all the time, till our arms

got so tired we couldn't hold them any more. Two hours three hours just gazing and gazing, and

nothing but sand, sand, SAND, and you could see the quivering heatshimmer playing over it. Dear, dear, a

body don't know what real misery is till he is thirsty all the way through and is certain he ain't ever going to

come to any water any more. At last I couldn't stand it to look around on them baking plains; I laid down on

But by and by Tom raised a whoop, and there she was! A lake, wide and shiny, with pa'mtrees leaning over

it asleep, and their shadders in the water just as soft and delicate as ever you see. I never see anything look so

good. It was a long ways off, but that warn't anything to us; we just slapped on a hundred mile gait, and

calculated to be there in seven minutes; but she stayed the same old distance away, all the time; we couldn't

seem to gain on her; yes, sir, just as far, and shiny, and like a dream; but we couldn't get no nearer; and at

"Boys, it was a MYridge!" Said it like he was glad. I didn't see nothing to be glad about. I says:

"Maybe. I don't care nothing about its name, the thing I want to know is, what's become of it?"

Jim was trembling all over, and so scared he couldn't speak, but he wanted to ask that question himself if he

"What's the use you talking that kind of stuff, Tom Sawyer? Didn't I see the lake?"

It astonished Jim to hear him talk so, and he broke in and says, kind of pleading and distressed:

"Mars Tom, PLEASE don't say sich things in sich an awful time as dis. You ain't only reskin' yo' own self,

but you's reskin' us same way like Anna Nias en Siffra. De lake WUZ dah I seen it jis' as plain as I

"Yes, Mars Tom, hit's so you can't deny it. We all seen it, en dat PROVE it was dah."

"Same way it does in de courts en everywheres, Mars Tom. One pusson might be drunk, or dreamy or suthin',

en he could be mistaken; en two might, maybe; but I tell you, sah, when three sees a thing, drunk er sober, it's

"I don't know nothing of the kind. There used to be forty thousand million people that seen the sun move

from one side of the sky to the other every day. Did that prove that the sun DONE it?"

"Course it did. En besides, dey warn't no 'casion to prove it. A body 'at's got any sense ain't gwine to doubt it.

"Tom Sawyer, what's the use to ask such a jackass question? Anybody that ain't blind can see it don't stand

"Well," he says, "I'm lost in the sky with no company but a passel of lowdown animals that don't know no

"Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness gracious, dah's de lake agi'n!" yelled Jim, just then. "NOW, Mars Tom,

Yes, sir, there was the lake again, away yonder across the desert, perfectly plain, trees and all, just the same

"DON'T talk so, Mars Tom it sk'yers me to hear you. It's so hot, en you's so thirsty, dat you ain't in yo'

right mine, Mars Tom. Oh, but don't she look good! 'clah I doan' know how I's gwine to wait tell we gits dah,

"Well, you'll have to wait; and it won't do you no good, either, because there ain't no lake there, I tell you."

We went atearing along toward it, piling the miles behind us like nothing, but never gaining an inch on it

and all of a sudden it was gone again! Jim stag gered, and 'most fell down. When he got his breath he says,

"Mars Tom, hit's a GHOS', dat's what it is, en I hopes to goodness we ain't gwine to see it no mo'. Dey's

BEEN a lake, en suthin's happened, en de lake's dead, en we's seen its ghos'; we's seen it twiste, en dat's

proof. De desert's ha'nted, it's ha'nted, sho; oh, Mars Tom, le''s git outen it; I'd ruther die den have de night

ketch us in it ag'in en de ghos' er dat lake come amournin' aroun' us en we asleep en doan' know de danger

"Ghost, you gander! It ain't anything but air and heat and thirstiness pasted together by a person's

"It's a flock of birds," he says. "It's getting toward sundown, and they're making a beeline across our track

for somewheres. They mean business maybe they're going for food or water, or both. Let her go to

We shut down some of the power, so as not to out speed them, and took out after them. We went skim

ming along a quarter of a mile behind them, and when we had followed them an hour and a half and was get

Jim got the first glimpse, and slumped down on the locker sick. He was most crying, and says:

"She's dah ag'in, Mars Tom, she's dah ag'in, en I knows I's gwine to die, 'case when a body sees a ghos' de

third time, dat's what it means. I wisht I'd never come in dis balloon, dat I does."

He wouldn't look no more, and what he said made me afraid, too, because I knowed it was true, for that has

always been the way with ghosts; so then I wouldn't look any more, either. Both of us begged Tom to turn off

and go some other way, but he wouldn't, and said we was ignorant superstitious blatherskites. Yes, and he'll

git come up with, one of these days, I says to myself, insulting ghosts that way. They'll stand it for a while,

maybe, but they won't stand it always, for anybody that knows about ghosts knows how easy they are hurt,

So we was all quiet and still, Jim and me being scared, and Tom busy. By and by Tom fetched the balloon to

We done it, and there was the sureenough water right under us! clear, and blue, and cool, and deep, and

wavy with the breeze, the loveliest sight that ever was. And all about it was grassy banks, and flowers, and

shady groves of big trees, looped together with vines, and all looking so peaceful and comfortable enough

Jim DID cry, and rip and dance and carry on, he was so thankful and out of his mind for joy. It was my

watch, so I had to stay by the works, but Tom and Jim clumb down and drunk a barrel apiece, and fetched me

up a lot, and I've tasted a many a good thing in my life, but nothing that ever begun with that water.

Then we went down and had a swim, and then Tom came up and spelled me, and me and Jim had a swim,

and then Jim spelled Tom, and me and Tom had a footrace and a boxingmill, and I don't reckon I ever had

such a good time in my life. It warn't so very hot, because it was close on to evening, and we hadn't any

clothes on, anyway. Clothes is well enough in school, and in towns, and at balls, too, but there ain't no sense

in them when there ain't no civilization nor other kinds of bothers and fussiness around.

Oh, and didn't we! We never stopped for clothes, but waltzed up the ladder just so. Jim lost his head straight

off he always done it whenever he got ex cited and scared; and so now, 'stead of just easing the ladder up

from the ground a little, so the animals couldn't reach it, he turned on a raft of power, and we went whizzing

up and was dangling in the sky before he got his wits together and seen what a foolish thing he was doing.

Then he stopped her, but he had clean forgot what to do next; so there we was, so high that the lions looked

But Tom he shinned up and went for the works and begun to slant her down, and back toward the lake, where

the animals was gathering like a campmeeting, and I judged he had lost HIS head, too; for he knowed I was

But no, his head was level, he knowed what he was about. He swooped down to within thirty or forty feet of

I done it, and shot down, feet first, and seemed to go about a mile toward the bottom; and when I come up, he

"Now lay on your back and float till you're rested and got your pluck back, then I'll dip the ladder in the water

I done it. Now that was ever so smart in Tom, be cause if he had started off somewheres else to drop down

on the sand, the menagerie would 'a' come along, too, and might 'a' kept us hunting a safe place till I got

And all this time the lions and tigers was sorting out the clothes, and trying to divide them up so there would

be some for all, but there was a misunderstand ing about it somewheres, on account of some of them trying

to hog more than their share; so there was another insurrection, and you never see anything like it in the

world. There must 'a' been fifty of them, all mixed up together, snorting and roaring and snapping and biting

and tearing, legs and tails in the air, and you couldn't tell which was which, and the sand and fur aflying.

And when they got done, some was dead. and some was limping off crippled, and the rest was setting around

on the battlefield, some of them licking their sore places and the others looking up at us and seemed to be

kind of inviting us to come down and have some fun, but which we didn't want any.

As for the clothes, they warn't any, any more. Every last rag of them was inside of the animals; and not

agreeing with them very well, I don't reckon, for there was considerable many brass buttons on them, and

there was knives in the pockets, too, and smoking tobacco, and nails and chalk and marbles and fish hooks

and things. But I wasn't caring. All that was bothering me was, that all we had now was the pro fessor's

clothes, a big enough assortment, but not suit able to go into company with, if we came across any, because

the britches was as long as tunnels, and the coats and things according. Still, there was everything a tailor

needed, and Jim was a kind of jack legged tailor, and he allowed he could soon trim a suit or two down for us

STILL, we thought we would drop down there a minute, but on another errand. Most of the pro fessor's

cargo of food was put up in cans, in the new way that somebody had just invented; the rest was fresh. When

you fetch Missouri beefsteak to the Great Sahara, you want to be particular and stay up in the coolish

weather. So we reckoned we would drop down into the lion market and see how we could make out there.

We hauled in the ladder and dropped down till we was just above the reach of the animals, then we let down a

rope with a slipknot in it and hauled up a dead lion, a small tender one, then yanked up a cub tiger. We had

to keep the congregation off with the revolver, or they would 'a' took a hand in the proceed ings and helped.

We carved off a supply from both, and saved the skins, and hove the rest overboard. Then we baited some of

the professor's hooks with the fresh meat and went afishing. We stood over the lake just a con venient

distance above the water, and catched a lot of the nicest fish you ever see. It was a most amazing good supper

we had; lion steak, tiger steak, fried fish, and hot cornpone. I don't want nothing better than that.

We had some fruit to finish off with. We got it out of the top of a monstrous tall tree. It was a very slim tree

that hadn't a branch on it from the bottom plumb to the top, and there it bursted out like a feather duster. It

was a pa'mtree, of course; anybody knows a pa'mtree the minute he see it, by the pictures. We went for

cocoanuts in this one, but there warn't none. There was only big loose bunches of things like over sized

grapes, and Tom allowed they was dates, because he said they answered the description in the Arabian Nights

and the other books. Of course they mightn't be, and they might be poison; so we had to wait a spell, and

watch and see if the birds et them. They done it; so we done it, too, and they was most amaz ing good.

By this time monstrous big birds begun to come and settle on the dead animals. They was plucky creturs;

they would tackle one end of a lion that was being gnawed at the other end by another lion. If the lion drove

the bird away, it didn't do no good; he was back again the minute the lion was busy.

The big birds come out of every part of the sky you could make them out with the glass while they was

still so far away you couldn't see them with your naked eye. Tom said the birds didn't find out the meat was

there by the smell; they had to find it out by seeing it. Oh, but ain't that an eye for you! Tom said at the

distance of five mile a patch of dead lions couldn't look any bigger than a person's fingernail, and he

It was strange and unnatural to see lion eat lion, and we thought maybe they warn't kin. But Jim said that

didn't make no difference. He said a hog was fond of her own children, and so was a spider, and he reckoned

maybe a lion was pretty near as unprincipled though maybe not quite. He thought likely a lion wouldn't eat

his own father, if he knowed which was him, but reckoned he would eat his brotherinlaw if he was

uncommon hungry, and eat his motherinlaw any time. But RECKONING don't settle nothing. You can

reckon till the cows come home, but that don't fetch you to no decision. So we give it up and let it drop.

Generly it was very still in the Desert nights, but this time there was music. A lot of other animals come to

dinner; sneaking yelpers that Tom allowed was jackals, and roachedbacked ones that he said was hyenas;

and all the whole biling of them kept up a racket all the time. They made a picture in the moonlight that was

more different than any picture I ever see. We had a line out and made fast to the top of a tree, and didn't

stand no watch, but all turned in and slept; but I was up two or three times to look down at the animals and

hear the music. It was like having a front seat at a menagerie for nothing, which I hadn't ever had before, and

so it seemed foolish to sleep and not make the most of it; I mightn't ever have such a chance again.

We went afishing again in the early dawn, and then lazied around all day in the deep shade on an island,

taking turn about to watch and see that none of the animals come asnooping around there after erronorts for

The day after, when we rose up toward the sky and sailed off eastward, we looked back and watched that

place till it warn't nothing but just a speck in the Desert, and I tell you it was like saying goodbye to a friend

"Well, hit stan' to reason we is. You knows how long we's been askimmin' over it. Mus' be mos' out o' san'.

"Oh, I ain't aworryin', Mars Tom, only wonderin', dat's all. De Lord's got plenty san', I ain't doubtin' dat; but

nemmine, He ain't gwyne to WAS'E it jist on dat account; en I allows dat dis Desert's plenty big enough now,

"Oh, go 'long! we ain't much more than fairly STARTED across this Desert yet. The United States is a pretty

"Well," he says, "this Desert is about the shape of the United States, and if you was to lay it down on top of

the United States, it would cover the land of the free out of sight like a blanket. There'd be a little corner

sticking out, up at Maine and away up north west, and Florida sticking out like a turtle's tail, and that's all.

We've took California away from the Mexicans two or three years ago, so that part of the Pacific coast is ours

now, and if you laid the Great Sahara down with her edge on the Pacific, she would cover the United States

"Yes, and they're right here, and I've been study ing them. You can look for yourself. From New York to the

Pacific is 2,600 miles. From one end of the Great Desert to the other is 3,200. The United States contains

3,600,000 square miles, the Desert contains 4,162,000. With the Desert's bulk you could cover up every last

inch of the United States, and in under where the edges projected out, you could tuck England, Scotland,

Ireland, France, Denmark, and all Germany. Yes, sir, you could hide the home of the brave and all of them

countries clean out of sight under the Great Sahara, and you would still have 2,000 square miles of sand left."

"Well," I says, "it clean beats me. Why, Tom, it shows that the Lord took as much pains makin' this Desert as

Jim says: "Huck, dat don' stan' to reason. I reckon dis Desert wa'n't made at all. Now you take en look at it

like dis you look at it, and see ef I's right. What's a desert good for? 'Taint good for nuthin'. Dey ain't no

"Mars Tom, I b'lieve it uz jes like when you's buildin' a house; dey's allays a lot o' truck en rubbish lef' over.

What does you do wid it? Doan' you take en k'yart it off en dump it into a ole vacant back lot? 'Course. Now,

den, it's my opinion hit was jes like dat dat de Great Sahara warn't made at all, she jes HAPPEN'."

I said it was a real good argument, and I believed it was the best one Jim ever made. Tom he said the same,

but said the trouble about arguments is, they ain't nothing but THEORIES, after all, and theories don't prove

nothing, they only give you a place to rest on, a spell, when you are tuckered out butting around and around

"There's another trouble about theories: there's always a hole in them somewheres, sure, if you look close

enough. It's just so with this one of Jim's. Look what billions and billions of stars there is. How does it come

that there was just exactly enough star stuff, and none left over? How does it come there ain't no sandpile

"What's de Milky Way? dat's what I want to know. What's de Milky Way? Answer me dat!"

In my opinion it was just a sockdologer. It's only an opinion, it's only MY opinion and others may think

different; but I said it then and I stand to it now it was a sockdologer. And moreover, besides, it landed

Tom Sawyer. He couldn't say a word. He had that stunned look of a person that's been shot in the back with a

kag of nails. All he said was, as for people like me and Jim, he'd just as soon have intellectual intercourse

with a catfish. But anybody can say that and I notice they always do, when somebody has fetched them a

So we got back to talking about the size of the Desert again, and the more we compared it with this and that

and t'other thing, the more nobler and bigger and grander it got to look right along. And so, hunt ing among

the figgers, Tom found, by and by, that it was just the same size as the Empire of China. Then he showed us

the spread the Empire of China made on the map, and the room she took up in the world. Well, it was

"Why, I've heard talk about this Desert plenty of times, but I never knowed before how important she was."

"Important! Sahara important! That's just the way with some people. If a thing's big, it's important. That's all

the sense they've got. All they can see is SIZE. Why, look at England. It's the most important country in the

world; and yet you could put it in China's vestpocket; and not only that, but you'd have the dickens's own

time to find it again the next time you wanted it. And look at Russia. It spreads all around and everywhere,

and yet ain't no more im portant in this world than Rhode Island is, and hasn't got half as much in it that's

Away off now we see a little hill, astanding up just on the edge of the world. Tom broke off his talk, and

"That's it it's the one I've been looking for, sure. If I'm right, it's the one the dervish took the man into and

A dervish was stumping it along through the Desert, on foot, one blazing hot day, and he had come a

thousand miles and was pretty poor, and hungry, and ornery and tired, and along about where we are now he

run across a cameldriver with a hundred camels, and asked him for some a'ms. But the camel driver he

"Well, a man that owns a hundred camels and ain't in debt is rich and not only rich, but very rich. Ain't it

"God has made you rich, and He has made me poor. He has His reasons, and they are wise, blessed be His

name. But He has willed that His rich shall help His poor, and you have turned away from me, your brother,

That made the cameldriver feel shaky, but all the same he was born hoggish after money and didn't like to

let go a cent; so he begun to whine and explain, and said times was hard, and although he had took a full

freight down to Balsora and got a fat rate for it, he couldn't git no return freight, and so he warn't making no

"All right, if you want to take the risk; but I reckon you've made a mistake this time, and missed a chance."

Of course the cameldriver wanted to know what kind of a chance he had missed, because maybe there was

money in it; so he run after the dervish, and begged him so hard and earnest to take pity on him that at last the

"Do you see that hill yonder? Well, in that hill is all the treasures of the earth, and I was looking around for a

man with a particular good kind heart and a noble, generous disposition, because if I could find just that man,

I've got a kind of a salve I could put on his eyes and he could see the treasures and get them out."

So then the cameldriver was in a sweat; and he cried, and begged, and took on, and went down on his knees,

and said he was just that kind of a man, and said he could fetch a thousand people that would say he wasn't

"Well, then," says the dervish, "all right. If we load the hundred camels, can I have half of them?"

So they shook hands on the bargain, and the dervish got out his box and rubbed the salve on the driver's right

eye, and the hill opened and he went in, and there, sure enough, was piles and piles of gold and jewels

So him and the dervish laid into it, and they loaded every camel till he couldn't carry no more; then they said

goodbye, and each of them started off with his fifty. But pretty soon the cameldriver come arunning and

"You ain't in society, you know, and you don't really need all you've got. Won't you be good, and let me have

So he done it, and they separated and the dervish started off again with his forty. But pretty soon here comes

the cameldriver bawling after him again, and whines and slobbers around and begs another ten off of him,

saying thirty camel loads of treasures was enough to see a dervish through, because they live very simple,

But that warn't the end yet. That ornery hound kept coming and coming till he had begged back all the camels

and had the whole hundred. Then he was satisfied, and ever so grateful, and said he wouldn't ever forgit the

dervish as long as he lived, and nobody hadn't been so good to him before, and liberal. So they shook hands

But do you know, it warn't ten minutes till the cameldriver was unsatisfied again he was the low

downest reptyle in seven counties and he come a running again. And this time the thing he wanted was

"Well, you can't fool me," says the driver. "You're trying to keep back something from me, you know it

mighty well. You know, I reckon, that if I had the salve on the other eye I could see a lot more things that's

"I wasn't keeping anything back from you. I don't mind telling you what would happen if I put it on. You'd

But do you know that beat wouldn't believe him. No, he begged and begged, and whined and cried, till at last

the dervish opened his box and told him to put it on, if he wanted to. So the man done it, and sure enough he

Then the dervish laughed at him and mocked at him and made fun of him; and says:

And he cleared out with the hundred camels, and left that man to wander around poor and miserable and

"Yes," Tom says, "and like a considerable many lessons a body gets. They ain't no account, because the thing

don't ever happen the same way again and can't. The time Hen Scovil fell down the chimbly and crippled

his back for life, everybody said it would be a lesson to him. What kind of a lesson? How was he going to use

"All de same, Mars Tom, dey IS sich a thing as learnin' by expe'ence. De Good Book say de burnt chile shun

"Well, I ain't denying that a thing's a lesson if it's a thing that can happen twice just the same way. There's lots

of such things, and THEY educate a person, that's what Uncle Abner always said; but there's forty MILLION

lots of the other kind the kind that don't happen the same way twice and they ain't no real use, they

ain't no more instructive than the smallpox. When you've got it, it ain't no good to find out you ought to

been vaccinated, and it ain't no good to git vaccinated afterward, because the smallpox don't come but once.

But, on the other hand, Uncle Abner said that the person that had took a bull by the tail once had learnt sixty

or seventy times as much as a person that hadn't, and said a person that started in to carry a cat home by the

tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or

doubtful. But I can tell you, Jim, Uncle Abner was down on them people that's all the time trying to dig a

But Jim was asleep. Tom looked kind of ashamed, because you know a person always feels bad when he is

talking uncommon fine and thinks the other person is admiring, and that other person goes to sleep that way.

Of course he oughtn't to go to sleep, because it's shabby; but the finer a person talks the certainer it is to make

you sleep, and so when you come to look at it it ain't nobody's fault in particular; both of them's to blame.

Jim begun to snore soft and blubbery at first, then a long rasp, then a stronger one, then a half a dozen

horrible ones like the last water sucking down the plughole of a bathtub, then the same with more power to

it, and some big coughs and snorts flung in, the way a cow does that is choking to death; and when the person

has got to that point he is at his level best, and can wake up a man that is in the next block with a dipperful of

loddanum in him, but can't wake himself up although all that awful noise of his'n ain't but three inches from

his own ears. And that is the curiosest thing in the world, seems to me. But you rake a match to light the

candle, and that little bit of a noise will fetch him. I wish I knowed what was the reason of that, but there

don't seem to be no way to find out. Now there was Jim alarming the whole Desert, and yanking the animals

out, for miles and miles around, to see what in the nation was going on up there; there warn't nobody nor

nothing that was as close to the noise as HE was, and yet he was the only cretur that wasn't disturbed by it.

We yelled at him and whooped at him, it never done no good; but the first time there come a little wee noise

that wasn't of a usual kind it woke him up. No, sir, I've thought it all over, and so has Tom, and there ain't no

Jim said he hadn't been asleep; he just shut his eyes so he could listen better.

That made him look like he wished he hadn't said anything. And he wanted to git away from the sub ject, I

reckon, because he begun to abuse the camel driver, just the way a person does when he has got catched in

something and wants to take it out of some body else. He let into the cameldriver the hardest he knowed

how, and I had to agree with him; and he praised up the dervish the highest he could, and I had to agree with

"I ain't so sure. You call that dervish so dreadful liberal and good and unselfish, but I don't quite see it. He

didn't hunt up another poor dervish, did he? No, he didn't. If he was so unselfish, why didn't he go in there

himself and take a pocketful of jewels and go along and be satisfied? No, sir, the person he was hunting for

was a man with a hundred camels. He wanted to get away with all the treasure he could."

"Why, Mars Tom, he was willin' to divide, fair and square; he only struck for fifty camels."

"Yes, because he knowed the man's character. It was just the kind of a man he was hunting for a man that

never believes in anybody's word or any body's honorableness, because he ain't got none of his own. I

reckon there's lots of people like that dervish. They swindle, right and left, but they always make the other

person SEEM to swindle himself. They keep inside of the letter of the law all the time, and there ain't no way

to git hold of them. THEY don't put the salve on oh, no, that would be sin; but they know how to fool

YOU into putting it on, then it's you that blinds yourself. I reckon the dervish and the cameldriver was just a

pair a fine, smart, brainy rascal, and a dull, coarse, ignorant one, but both of them rascals, just the same."

"Yes, Uncle Abner says there is. He says they've got it in New York, and they put it on country people's eyes

and show them all the railroads in the world, and they go in and git them, and then when they rub the salve on

the other eye the other man bids them good bye and goes off with their railroads. Here's the treasurehill

We landed, but it warn't as interesting as I thought it was going to be, because we couldn't find the place

where they went in to git the treasure. Still, it was plenty interesting enough, just to see the mere hill itself

where such a wonderful thing happened. Jim said he wou'dn't 'a' missed it for three dollars, and I felt the same

And to me and Jim, as wonderful a thing as any was the way Tom could come into a strange big country like

this and go straight and find a little hump like that and tell it in a minute from a million other humps that was

almost just like it, and nothing to help him but only his own learning and his own natural smartness. We

talked and talked it over together, but couldn't make out how he done it. He had the best head on him I ever

see; and all he lacked was age, to make a name for himself equal to Captain Kidd or George Washington. I

bet you it would 'a' crowded either of THEM to find that hill, with all their gifts, but it warn't nothing to Tom

Sawyer; he went across Sahara and put his finger on it as easy as you could pick a nigger out of a bunch of

We found a pond of salt water close by and scraped up a raft of salt around the edges, and loaded up the lion's

WE went afooling along for a day or two, and then just as the full moon was touching the ground on the

other side of the desert, we see a string of little black figgers moving across its big silver face. You could see

them as plain as if they was painted on the moon with ink. It was another caravan. We cooled down our speed

and tagged along after it, just to have company, though it warn't going our way. It was a rattler, that caravan,

and a most bully sight to look at next morning when the sun come astreaming across the desert and flung the

long shadders of the camels on the gold sand like a thousand granddaddylong legses marching in

procession. We never went very near it, because we knowed better now than to act like that and scare

people's camels and break up their cara vans. It was the gayest outfit you ever see, for rich clothes and

nobby style. Some of the chiefs rode on dromedaries, the first we ever see, and very tall, and they go

plunging along like they was on stilts, and they rock the man that is on them pretty violent and churn up his

dinner considerable, I bet you, but they make noble good time, and a camel ain't nowheres with them for

The caravan camped, during the middle part of the day, and then started again about the middle of the

afternoon. Before long the sun begun to look very curious. First it kind of turned to brass, and then to copper,

and after that it begun to look like a blood red ball, and the air got hot and close, and pretty soon all the sky

in the west darkened up and looked thick and foggy, but fiery and dreadful like it looks through a piece of

red glass, you know. We looked down and see a big confusion going on in the caravan, and a rushing every

which way like they was scared; and then they all flopped down flat in the sand and laid there perfectly still.

Pretty soon we see something coming that stood up like an amazing wide wall, and reached from the Desert

up into the sky and hid the sun, and it was coming like the nation, too. Then a little faint breeze struck us, and

then it come harder, and grains of sand begun to sift against our faces and sting like fire, and Tom sung out:

We done it; and in another minute it was blowing a gale, and the sand beat against us by the shovelful, and

the air was so thick with it we couldn't see a thing. In five minutes the boat was level full, and we was setting

on the lockers buried up to the chin in sand, and only our heads out and could hardly breathe.

Then the storm thinned, and we see that monstrous wall go asailing off across the desert, awful to look at, I

tell you. We dug ourselves out and looked down, and where the caravan was before there wasn't any thing

but just the sand ocean now, and all still and quiet. All them people and camels was smothered and dead and

buried buried under ten foot of sand, we reckoned, and Tom allowed it might be years before the wind

uncovered them, and all that time their friends wouldn't ever know what become of that caravan. Tom said:

"NOW we know what it was that happened to the people we got the swords and pistols from."

Yes, sir, that was just it. It was as plain as day now. They got buried in a sandstorm, and the wild animals

couldn't get at them, and the wind never un covered them again until they was dried to leather and warn't fit

to eat. It seemed to me we had felt as sorry for them poor people as a person could for anybody, and as

mournful, too, but we was mistaken; this last caravan's death went harder with us, a good deal harder. You

see, the others was total strangers, and we never got to feeling acquainted with them at all, except, maybe, a

little with the man that was watching the girl, but it was different with this last caravan. We was huvvering

around them a whole night and 'most a whole day, and had got to feeling real friendly with them, and

acquainted. I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them

than to travel with them. Just so with these. We kind of liked them from the start, and traveling with them put

on the finisher. The longer we traveled with them, and the more we got used to their ways, the better and

better we liked them, and the gladder and gladder we was that we run across them. We had come to know

some of them so well that we called them by name when we was talking about them, and soon got so familiar

and sociable that we even dropped the Miss and Mister and just used their plain names without any handle,

and it did not seem unpolite, but just the right thing. Of course, it wasn't their own names, but names we give

them. There was Mr. Elexander Robinson and Miss Adaline Robinson, and Colonel Jacob McDougal and

Miss Harryet McDougal, and Judge Jeremiah Butler and young Bushrod Butler, and these was big chiefs

mostly that wore splendid great turbans and simmeters, and dressed like the Grand Mogul, and their families.

But as soon as we come to know them good, and like them very much, it warn't Mister, nor Judge, nor

nothing, any more, but only Elleck, and Addy, and Jake, and Hattie, and Jerry, and Buck, and so on.

And you know the more you join in with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer

they come to be to you. Now we warn't cold and indifferent, the way most travelers is, we was right down

friendly and sociable, and took a chance in every thing that was going, and the caravan could depend on us

When they camped, we camped right over them, ten or twelve hundred feet up in the air. When they et a

meal, we et ourn, and it made it ever so much home liker to have their company. When they had a wed

ding that night, and Buck and Addy got married, we got ourselves up in the very starchiest of the professor's

duds for the blowout, and when they danced we jined in and shook a foot up there.

But it is sorrow and trouble that brings you the nearest, and it was a funeral that done it with us. It was next

morning, just in the still dawn. We didn't know the diseased, and he warn't in our set, but that never made no

difference; he belonged to the caravan, and that was enough, and there warn't no more sincerer tears shed

over him than the ones we dripped on him from up there eleven hundred foot on high.

Yes, parting with this caravan was much more bitterer than it was to part with them others, which was

comparative strangers, and been dead so long, anyway. We had knowed these in their lives, and was fond of

them, too, and now to have death snatch them from right before our faces while we was looking, and leave us

so lonesome and friendless in the middle of that big desert, it did hurt so, and we wished we mightn't ever

make any more friends on that voyage if we was going to lose them again like that.

We couldn't keep from talking about them, and they was all the time coming up in our memory, and looking

just the way they looked when we was all alive and happy together. We could see the line marching, and the

shiny spearheads awinking in the sun; we could see the dromedaries lumbering along; we could see the

wedding and the funeral; and more oftener than anything else we could see them praying, because they don't

allow nothing to prevent that; whenever the call come, several times a day, they would stop right there, and

stand up and face to the east, and lift back their heads, and spread out their arms and begin, and four or five

times they would go down on their knees, and then fall forward and touch their forehead to the ground.

Well, it warn't good to go on talking about them, lovely as they was in their life, and dear to us in their life

and death both, because it didn't do no good, and made us too downhearted. Jim allowed he was going to

live as good a life as he could, so he could see them again in a better world; and Tom kept still and didn't tell

him they was only Mohammedans; it warn't no use to disappoint him, he was feeling bad enough just as it

When we woke up next morning we was feeling a little cheerfuller, and had had a most powerful good sleep,

because sand is the comfortablest bed there is, and I don't see why people that can afford it don't have it more.

Tom allowed we had twenty tons of it, and wondered what we better do with it; it was good sand, and it didn't

"Well, sah, she's wuth a quarter of a dollar a load at home, en I reckon we's got as much as twenty loads,

"By jings, Mars Tom, le's shove for home right on de spot! Hit's more'n a dollar en a half apiece, hain't it?"

"Well, ef dat ain't makin' money de easiest ever I struck! She jes' rained in never cos' us a lick o' work.

But Tom was thinking and ciphering away so busy and excited he never heard him. Pretty soon he says:

"Five dollars sho! Look here, this sand's worth worth why, it's worth no end of money."

"Well, the minute people knows it's genuwyne sand from the genuwyne Desert of Sahara, they'll just be in a

perfect state of mind to git hold of some of it to keep on the whatnot in a vial with a label on it for a

curiosity. All we got to do is to put it up in vials and float around all over the United States and peddle them

out at ten cents apiece. We've got all of ten thousand dollars' worth of sand in this boat."

Me and Jim went all to pieces with joy, and begun to shout whoopjamboreehoo, and Tom says:

"And we can keep on coming back and fetching sand, and coming back and fetching more sand, and just keep

it agoing till we've carted this whole Desert over there and sold it out; and there ain't ever going to be any

"Yes Creesus, you mean. Why, that dervish was hunting in that little hill for the treasures of the earth, and

didn't know he was walking over the real ones for a thousand miles. He was blinder than he made the driver."

"Well, I don't know yet. It's got to be ciphered, and it ain't the easiest job to do, either, because it's over four

Jim was awful excited, but this faded it out consider able, and he shook his head and says:

"Mars Tom, we can't 'ford all dem vials a king couldn't. We better not try to take de whole Desert, Mars

Tom's excitement died out, too, now, and I reck oned it was on account of the vials, but it wasn't. He set

"What IS our duty, Tom? Because if we can't git around it, why can't we just DO it? People often has to."

"Oh, it ain't that kind of duty. The kind I mean is a tax. Whenever you strike a frontier that's the border of

a country, you know you find a custom house there, and the gov'ment officers comes and rum mages

among your things and charges a big tax, which they call a duty because it's their duty to bust you if they can,

and if you don't pay the duty they'll hog your sand. They call it confiscating, but that don't deceive nobody,

it's just hogging, and that's all it is. Now if we try to carry this sand home the way we're pointed now, we got

to climb fences till we git tired just frontier after frontier Egypt, Arabia, Hindostan, and so on, and

they'll all whack on a duty, and so you see, easy enough, we CAN'T go THAT road."

"Why, Tom," I says, "we can sail right over their old frontiers; how are THEY going to stop us?"

"Well, we're shut off the other way, too. If we go back the way we've come, there's the New York

customhouse, and that is worse than all of them others put together, on account of the kind of cargo we've

"Well, they can't raise Sahara sand in America, of course, and when they can't raise a thing there, the duty is

fourteen hundred thousand per cent. on it if you try to fetch it in from where they do raise it."

"Who said there WAS? What do you talk to me like that for, Huck Finn? You wait till I say a thing's got

"Mars Tom, do dey jam dat duty onto everything we can't raise in America, en don't make no 'stinction 'twix'

"Yassir! you's jes' right, 'deed you is, honey it come from heaven, en dat's a foreign country. NOW, den!

"Course dey don't; en so it stan' to reason dat you's mistaken, Mars Tom. Dey wouldn't put de tax on po' truck

like san', dat everybody ain't 'bleeged to have, en leave it off'n de bes' thing dey is, which nobody can't git

Tom Sawyer was stumped; he see Jim had got him where he couldn't budge. He tried to wiggle out by saying

they had FORGOT to put on that tax, but they'd be sure to remember about it, next session of Con gress, and

then they'd put it on, but that was a poor lame comeoff, and he knowed it. He said there warn't nothing

foreign that warn't taxed but just that one, and so they couldn't be consistent without taxing it, and to be

consistent was the first law of politics. So he stuck to it that they'd left it out unintentional and would be

But I didn't feel no more interest in such things, as long as we couldn't git our sand through, and it made me

lowspirited, and Jim the same. Tom he tried to cheer us up by saying he would think up another speculation

for us that would be just as good as this one and better, but it didn't do no good, we didn't believe there was

any as big as this. It was mighty hard; such a little while ago we was so rich, and could 'a' bought a country

and started a kingdom and been celebrated and happy, and now we was so poor and ornery again, and had our

sand left on our hands. The sand was looking so lovely before, just like gold and di'monds, and the feel of it

was so soft and so silky and nice, but now I couldn't bear the sight of it, it made me sick to look at it, and I

knowed I wouldn't ever feel comfortable again till we got shut of it, and I didn't have it there no more to

remind us of what we had been and what we had got degraded down to. The others was feeling the same way

about it that I was. I knowed it, because they cheered up so, the minute I says le's throw this truck overboard.

Well, it was going to be work, you know, and pretty solid work, too; so Tom he divided it up according to

fairness and strength. He said me and him would clear out a fifth apiece of the sand, and Jim three fifths.

"Course I's de stronges', en I's willin' to do a share accordin', but by jings you's kinder pilin' it onto ole Jim,

"Well, I didn't think so, Jim, but you try your hand at fixing it, and let's see."

So Jim reckoned it wouldn't be no more than fair if me and Tom done a TENTH apiece. Tom he turned his

back to git room and be private, and then he smole a smile that spread around and covered the whole Sahara

to the westward, back to the Atlantic edge of it where we come from. Then he turned around again and said it

was a good enough arrangement, and we was satisfied if Jim was. Jim said he was.

So then Tom measured off our twotenths in the bow and left the rest for Jim, and it surprised Jim a good

deal to see how much difference there was and what a raging lot of sand his share come to, and said he was

powerful glad now that he had spoke up in time and got the first arrangement altered, for he said that even the

way it was now, there was more sand than enjoyment in his end of the contract, he believed.

Then we laid into it. It was mighty hot work, and tough; so hot we had to move up into cooler weather or we

couldn't 'a' stood it. Me and Tom took turn about, and one worked while t'other rested, but there warn't

nobody to spell poor old Jim, and he made all that part of Africa damp, he sweated so. We couldn't work

good, we was so full of laugh, and Jim he kept fretting and wanting to know what tickled us so, and we had to

keep making up things to account for it, and they was pretty poor inventions, but they done well enough, Jim

didn't see through them. At last when we got done we was 'most dead, but not with work but with laughing.

By and by Jim was 'most dead, too, but: it was with work; then we took turns and spelled him, and he was as

thankfull as he could be, and would set on the gunnel and swab the sweat, and heave and pant, and say how

good we was to a poor old nigger, and he wouldn't ever forgit us. He was always the gratefulest nigger I ever

see, for any little thing you done for him. He was only nigger outside; inside he was as white as you be.

THE next few meals was pretty sandy, but that don't make no difference when you are hungry; and when you

ain't it ain't no satisfaction to eat, any way, and so a little grit in the meat ain't no particular drawback, as far

Then we struck the east end of the Desert at last, sailing on a northeast course. Away off on the edge of the

sand, in a soft pinky light, we see three little sharp roofs like tents, and Tom says:

It made my heart fairly jump. You see, I had seen a many and a many a picture of them, and heard tell about

them a hundred times, and yet to come on them all of a sudden, that way, and find they was REAL, 'stead of

imaginations, 'most knocked the breath out of me with surprise. It's a curious thing, that the more you hear

about a grand and big and bully thing or person, the more it kind of dreamies out, as you may say, and gets to

be a big dim wavery figger made out of moon shine and nothing solid to it. It's just so with George

And moreover, besides, the thing they always said about them seemed to me to be stretchers. There was a

feller come to the Sundayschool once, and had a picture of them, and made a speech, and said the big gest

pyramid covered thirteen acres, and was most five hundred foot high, just a steep mountain, all built out of

hunks of stone as big as a bureau, and laid up in perfectly regular layers, like stairsteps. Thirteen acres, you

see, for just one building; it's a farm. If it hadn't been in Sundayschool, I would 'a' judged it was a lie; and

outside I was certain of it. And he said there was a hole in the pyramid, and you could go in there with

candles, and go ever so far up a long slanting tunnel, and come to a large room in the stomach of that stone

mountain, and there you would find a big stone chest with a king in it, four thousand years old. I said to

myself, then, if that ain't a lie I will eat that king if they will fetch him, for even Methusalem warn't that old,

As we come a little nearer we see the yaller sand come to an end in a long straight edge like a blanket, and on

to it was joined, edge to edge, a wide country of bright green, with a snaky stripe crooking through it, and

Tom said it was the Nile. It made my heart jump again, for the Nile was another thing that wasn't real to me.

Now I can tell you one thing which is dead certain: if you will fool along over three thou sand miles of

yaller sand, all glimmering with heat so that it makes your eyes water to look at it, and you've been a

considerable part of a week doing it, the green country will look so like home and heaven to you that it will

And when Jim got so he could believe it WAS the land of Egypt he was looking at, he wouldn't enter it

standing up, but got down on his knees and took off his hat, because he said it wasn't fitten' for a humble poor

nigger to come any other way where such men had been as Moses and Joseph and Pharaoh and the other

prophets. He was a Presbyterian, and had a most deep respect for Moses which was a Presbyterian, too, he

"Hit's de lan' of Egypt, de lan' of Egypt, en I's 'lowed to look at it wid my own eyes! En dah's de river dat was

turn' to blood, en I's looking at de very same groun' whah de plagues was, en de lice, en de frogs, en de locus',

en de hail, en whah dey marked de doorpos', en de angel o' de Lord come by in de darkness o' de night en

And then he just broke down and cried, he was so thankful. So between him and Tom there was talk enough,

Jim being excited because the land was so full of history Joseph and his brethren, Moses in the bulrushers,

Jacob coming down into Egypt to buy corn, the silver cup in the sack, and all them interesting things; and

Tom just as excited too, because the land was so full of history that was in HIS line, about Noureddin, and

Bedreddin, and such like monstrous giants, that made Jim's wool rise, and a raft of other Arabian Nights

folks, which the half of them never done the things they let on they done, I don't believe.

Then we struck a disappointment, for one of them early morning fogs started up, and it warn't no use to sail

over the top of it, because we would go by Egypt, sure, so we judged it was best to set her by compass

straight for the place where the pyramids was gitting blurred and blotted out, and then drop low and skin

along pretty close to the ground and keep a sharp lookout. Tom took the hellum, I stood by to let go the

anchor, and Jim he straddled the bow to dig through the fog with his eyes and watch out for danger ahead.

We went along a steady gait, but not very fast, and the fog got solider and solider, so solid that Jim looked

dim and ragged and smoky through it. It was awful still, and we talked low and was anxious. Now and then

"Highst her a p'int, Mars Tom, highst her!" and up she would skip, a foot or two, and we would slide right

over a flatroofed mud cabin, with people that had been asleep on it just beginning to turn out and gap and

stretch; and once when a feller was clear up on his hind legs so he could gap and stretch better, we took him a

blip in the back and knocked him off. By and by, after about an hour, and everything dead still and we

astraining our ears for sounds and holding our breath, the fog thinned a little, very sudden, and Jim sung out

"Oh, for de lan's sake, set her back, Mars Tom, here's de biggest giant outen de 'Rabian Nights a comin' for

Tom slammed on the backaction, and as we slowed to a standstill a man's face as big as our house at home

looked in over the gunnel, same as a house looks out of its windows, and I laid down and died. I must 'a' been

clear dead and gone for as much as a minute or more; then I come to, and Tom had hitched a boat hook on

to the lower lip of the giant and was holding the balloon steady with it whilst he canted his head back and got

Jim was on his knees with his hands clasped, gazing up at the thing in a begging way, and working his lips,

but not getting anything out. I took only just a glimpse, and was fading out again, but Tom says:

I never see Tom look so little and like a fly; but that was because the giant's head was so big and awful.

Awful, yes, so it was, but not dreadful any more, because you could see it was a noble face, and kind of sad,

and not thinking about you, but about other things and larger. It was stone, reddish stone, and its nose and

ears battered, and that give it an abused look, and you felt sorrier for it for that.

We stood off a piece, and sailed around it and over it, and it was just grand. It was a man's head, or maybe a

woman's, on a tiger's body a hundred and twentyfive foot long, and there was a dear little temple between its

front paws. All but the head used to be under the sand, for hundreds of years, maybe thou sands, but they

had just lately dug the sand away and found that little temple. It took a power of sand to bury that cretur;

We landed Jim on top of the head, with an American flag to protect him, it being a foreign land; then we

sailed off to this and that and t'other distance, to git what Tom called effects and perspectives and propor

tions, and Jim he done the best he could, striking all the different kinds of attitudes and positions he could

study up, but standing on his head and working his legs the way a frog does was the best. The further we got

away, the littler Jim got, and the grander the Sphinx got, till at last it was only a clothespin on a dome, as you

might say. That's the way perspective brings out the correct proportions, Tom said; he said Julus Cesar's

Then we sailed off further and further, till we couldn't see Jim at all any more, and then that great figger was

at its noblest, agazing out over the Nile Valley so still and solemn and lonesome, and all the little shabby

huts and things that was scattered about it clean disappeared and gone, and nothing around it now but a soft

That was the right place to stop, and we done it. We set there alooking and athinking for a half an hour,

nobody asaying anything, for it made us feel quiet and kind of solemn to remember it had been looking over

that valley just that same way, and think ing its awful thoughts all to itself for thousands of years. and

At last I took up the glass and see some little black things acapering around on that velvet carpet, and some

more aclimbing up the cretur's back, and then I see two or three wee puffs of white smoke, and told Tom to

"They're bugs. No hold on; they why, I be lieve they're men. Yes, it's men men and horses both.

They're hauling a long ladder up onto the Sphinx's back now ain't that odd? And now they're trying to lean

We clapped on the power, and went for them a biling. We was there in no time, and come awhizzing down

amongst them, and they broke and scattered every which way, and some that was climbing the ladder after

Jim let go all holts and fell. We soared up and found him laying on top of the head panting and most tuckered

out, partly from howling for help and partly from scare. He had been standing a siege a long time a week,

HE said, but it warn't so, it only just seemed so to him because they was crowding him so. They had shot at

him, and rained the bullets all around him, but he warn't hit, and when they found he wouldn't stand up and

the bullets couldn't git at him when he was laying down, they went for the ladder, and then he knowed it was

all up with him if we didn't come pretty quick. Tom was very indignant, and asked him why he didn't show

the flag and command them to GIT, in the name of the United States. Jim said he done it, but they never paid

no attention. Tom said he would have this thing looked into at Washington, and says:

"You'll see that they'll have to apologize for insult ing the flag, and pay an indemnity, too, on top of it even

"The United States. Or, we can take whichever we please. We can take the apology, if we want to, and let the

"Well, in an aggravated case like this one, it will be at least three dollars apiece, and I don't know but more."

"Well, den, we'll take de money, Mars Tom, blame de 'pology. Hain't dat yo' notion, too? En hain't it yourn,

We talked it over a little and allowed that that was as good a way as any, so we agreed to take the money. It

was a new business to me, and I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and

We was sailing around examining the pyramids, you know, and now we soared up and roosted on the flat top

of the biggest one, and found it was just like what the man said in the Sundayschool. It was like four pairs of

stairs that starts broad at the bottom and slants up and comes together in a point at the top, only these

stairsteps couldn't be clumb the way you climb other stairs; no, for each step was as high as your chin, and

you have to be boosted up from behind. The two other pyramids warn't far away, and the people moving

Tom he couldn't hold himself he was so worked up with gladness and astonishment to be in such a cele

brated place, and he just dripped history from every pore, seemed to me. He said he couldn't scarcely believe

he was standing on the very identical spot the prince flew from on the Bronze Horse. It was in the Arabian

Night times, he said. Somebody give the prince a bronze horse with a peg in its shoulder, and he could git on

him and fly through the air like a bird, and go all over the world, and steer it by turning the peg, and fly high

When he got done telling it there was one of them uncomfortable silences that comes, you know, when a

person has been telling a whopper and you feel sorry for him and wish you could think of some way to

change the subject and let him down easy, but git stuck and don't see no way, and before you can pull your

mind together and DO something, that silence has got in and spread itself and done the business. I was

embar rassed, Jim he was embarrassed, and neither of us couldn't say a word. Well, Tom he glowered at me

"WHY is it? I never saw such an idiot. Ain't this balloon and the bronze horse the same thing under different

"No, they're not. One is a balloon and the other's a horse. It's very different. Next you'll be saying a house and

"Shut your head, Jim; you don't know what you're talking about. And Huck don't. Look here, Huck, I'll make

it plain to you, so you can understand. You see, it ain't the mere FORM that's got anything to do with their

being similar or unsimilar, it's the PRINCI PLE involved; and the principle is the same in both. Don't you

"Tom, it ain't no use. Principles is all very well, but they don't git around that one big fact, that the thing that a

"Shucks, Huck, you don't get the idea at all. Now look here a minute it's perfectly plain. Don't we fly

"NOW I reckon the thing is clear to you at last. In the other case the moving and steering was done by turning

a peg. We touch a button, the prince turned a peg. There ain't an atom of difference, you see. I knowed I

He felt so happy he begun to whistle. But me and Jim was silent, so he broke off surprised, and says:

"As I understand it, the whole thing is in the buttons and the peg the rest ain't of no consequence. A button

"All right. Suppose I set fire to a carpenter shop with a match, what will happen to that carpenter shop?"

"All right. Now the fire's the same, both times. WHY does the shop burn, and the pyramid don't?"

"My lan', ef Huck ain't got him ag'in! Huck's landed him high en dry dis time, I tell you! Hit's de smartes' trap

But Jim was so full of laugh he got to strangling and couldn't go on, and Tom was that mad to see how neat I

had floored him, and turned his own argument ag'in him and knocked him all to rags and flinders with it, that

all he could manage to say was that whenever he heard me and Jim try to argue it made him ashamed of the

human race. I never said nothing; I was feel ing pretty well satisfied. When I have got the best of a person

that way, it ain't my way to go around crow ing about it the way some people does, for I consider that if I

was in his place I wouldn't wish him to crow over me. It's better to be generous, that's what I think.

BY AND BY we left Jim to float around up there in the neighborhood of the pyramids, and we clumb down

to the hole where you go into the tunnel, and went in with some Arabs and candles, and away in there in the

middle of the pyramid we found a room and a big stone box in it where they used to keep that king, just as

the man in the Sundayschool said; but he was gone, now; somebody had got him. But I didn't take no

interest in the place, because there could be ghosts there, of course; not fresh ones, but I don't like no kind.

So then we come out and got some little donkeys and rode a piece, and then went in a boat another piece, and

then more donkeys, and got to Cairo; and all the way the road was as smooth and beautiful a road as ever I

see, and had tall datepa'ms on both sides, and naked children everywhere, and the men was as red as copper,

and fine and strong and handsome. And the city was a curiosity. Such narrow streets why, they were just

lanes, and crowded with people with turbans, and women with veils, and everybody rigged out in blazing

bright clothes and all sorts of colors, and you wondered how the camels and the people got by each other in

such narrow little cracks, but they done it a perfect jam, you see, and everybody noisy. The stores warn't

big enough to turn around in, but you didn't have to go in; the storekeeper sat tailor fashion on his counter,

smoking his snaky long pipe, and had his things where he could reach them to sell, and he was just as good as

Now and then a grand person flew by in a carriage with fancy dressed men running and yelling in front of it

and whacking anybody with a long rod that didn't get out of the way. And by and by along comes the Sultan

riding horseback at the head of a procession, and fairly took your breath away his clothes was so splendid;

and everybody fell flat and laid on his stomach while he went by. I forgot, but a feller helped me to

There was churches, but they don't know enough to keep Sunday; they keep Friday and break the Sab bath.

You have to take off your shoes when you go in. There was crowds of men and boys in the church, setting in

groups on the stone floor and making no end of noise getting their lessons by heart, Tom said, out of the

Koran, which they think is a Bible, and people that knows better knows enough to not let on. I never see such

a big church in my life before, and most awful high, it was; it made you dizzy to look up; our village church

at home ain't a circumstance to it; if you was to put it in there, people would think it was a drygoods box.

What I wanted to see was a dervish, because I was interested in dervishes on accounts of the one that played

the trick on the cameldriver. So we found a lot in a kind of a church, and they called themselves Whirling

Dervishes; and they did whirl, too. I never see anything like it. They had tall sugarloaf hats on, and linen

petticoats; and they spun and spun and spun, round and round like tops, and the petticoats stood out on a

slant, and it was the prettiest thing I ever see, and made me drunk to look at it. They was all Moslems, Tom

said, and when I asked him what a Moslem was, he said it was a person that wasn't a Presbyterian. So there is

We didn't see half there was to see in Cairo, because Tom was in such a sweat to hunt out places that was

celebrated in history. We had a most tiresome time to find the granary where Joseph stored up the grain

before the famine, and when we found it it warn't worth much to look at, being such an old tumbledown

wreck; but Tom was satisfied, and made more fuss over it than I would make if I stuck a nail in my foot. How

he ever found that place was too many for me. We passed as much as forty just like it before we come to it,

and any of them would 'a' done for me, but none but just the right one would suit him; I never see any body

so particular as Tom Sawyer. The minute he struck the right one he reconnized it as easy as I would reconnize

my other shirt if I had one, but how he done it he couldn't any more tell than he could fly; he said so himself.

Then we hunted a long time for the house where the boy lived that learned the cadi how to try the case of the

old olives and the new ones, and said it was out of the Arabian Nights, and he would tell me and Jim about it

when he got time. Well, we hunted and hunted till I was ready to drop, and I wanted Tom to give it up and

come next day and git somebody that knowed the town and could talk Missourian and could go straight to the

place; but no, he wanted to find it himself, and nothing else would answer. So on we went. Then at last the

remarkablest thing happened I ever see. The house was gone gone hundreds of years ago every last rag

of it gone but just one mud brick. Now a person wouldn't ever believe that a backwoods Missouri boy that

hadn't ever been in that town before could go and hunt that place over and find that brick, but Tom Sawyer

done it. I know he done it, because I see him do it. I was right by his very side at the time, and see him see the

brick and see him reconnize it. Well, I says to myself, how DOES he do it? Is it knowledge, or is it instink?

Now there's the facts, just as they happened: let everybody explain it their own way. I've ciphered over it a

good deal, and it's my opinion that some of it is knowledge but the main bulk of it is instink. The reason is

this: Tom put the brick in his pocket to give to a museum with his name on it and the facts when he went

home, and I slipped it out and put another brick considerable like it in its place, and he didn't know the

difference but there was a difference, you see. I think that settles it it's mostly instink, not knowledge.

Instink tells him where the exact PLACE is for the brick to be in, and so he reconnizes it by the place it's in,

not by the look of the brick. If it was knowledge, not instink, he would know the brick again by the look of it

the next time he seen it which he didn't. So it shows that for all the brag you hear about knowledge being

such a wonderful thing, instink is worth forty of it for real unerringness. Jim says the same.

When we got back Jim dropped down and took us in, and there was a young man there with a red skull cap

and tassel on and a beautiful silk jacket and baggy trousers with a shawl around his waist and pistols in it that

could talk English and wanted to hire to us as guide and take us to Mecca and Medina and Central Africa and

everywheres for a half a dollar a day and his keep, and we hired him and left, and piled on the power, and by

the time we was through dinner we was over the place where the Israelites crossed the Red Sea when Pharaoh

tried to overtake them and was caught by the waters. We stopped, then, and had a good look at the place, and

it done Jim good to see it. He said he could see it all, now, just the way it happened; he could see the

Israelites walking along between the walls of water, and the Egyptians coming, from away off yonder,

hurrying all they could, and see them start in as the Israelites went out, and then when they was all in, see the

walls tumble together and drown the last man of them. Then we piled on the power again and rushed away

and huvvered over Mount Sinai, and saw the place where Moses broke the tables of stone, and where the

children of Israel camped in the plain and worshiped the golden calf, and it was all just as interesting as could

But we had an accident, now, and it fetched all the plans to a standstill. Tom's old ornery corncob pipe had

got so old and swelled and warped that she couldn't hold together any longer, notwithstanding the strings and

bandages, but caved in and went to pieces. Tom he didn't know WHAT to do. The professor's pipe wouldn't

answer; it warn't anything but a mershum, and a person that's got used to a cob pipe knows it lays a long ways

over all the other pipes in this world, and you can't git him to smoke any other. He wouldn't take mine, I

He thought it over, and said we must scour around and see if we could roust out one in Egypt or Arabia or

around in some of these countries, but the guide said no, it warn't no use, they didn't have them. So Tom was

pretty glum for a little while, then he chirked up and said he'd got the idea and knowed what to do. He says:

"I've got another corncob pipe, and it's a prime one, too, and nearly new. It's laying on the rafter that's right

over the kitchen stove at home in the village. Jim, you and the guide will go and get it, and me and Huck will

"But, Mars Tom, we couldn't ever find de village. I could find de pipe, 'case I knows de kitchen, but my lan',

we can't ever find de village, nur Sent Louis, nur none o' dem places. We don't know de way, Mars Tom."

"Looky here, it can be done, sure; and I'll tell you how. You set your compass and sail west as straight as a

dart, till you find the United States. It ain't any trouble, because it's the first land you'll strike the other side of

the Atlantic. If it's daytime when you strike it, bulge right on, straight west from the upper part of the Florida

coast, and in an hour and three quarters you'll hit the mouth of the Mississippi at the speed that I'm going

to send you. You'll be so high up in the air that the earth will be curved considerable sorter like a

washbowl turned upside down and you'll see a raft of rivers crawling around every which way, long

before you get there, and you can pick out the Miss issippi without any trouble. Then you can follow the

river north nearly, an hour and three quarters, till you see the Ohio come in; then you want to look sharp,

because you're getting near. Away up to your left you'll see another thread coming in that's the Missouri

and is a little above St. Louis. You'll come down low then, so as you can examine the villages as you spin

along. You'll pass about twentyfive in the next fifteen minutes, and you'll recognize ours when you see it

The guide was sure of it, too, and thought that he could learn to stand his watch in a little while.

"Jim can learn you the whole thing in a half an hour," Tom said. "This balloon's as easy to manage as a

"To go back west is the shortest way, you see. It's only about seven thousand miles. If you went east, and so

on around, it's over twice as far." Then he says to the guide, "I want you both to watch the telltale all

through the watches, and whenever it don't mark three hundred miles an hour, you go higher or drop lower

till you find a stormcurrent that's going your way. There's a hundred miles an hour in this old thing without

any wind to help. There's two hundredmile gales to be found, any time you want to hunt for them."

"See that you do. Sometimes you may have to go up a couple of miles, and it'll be p'ison cold, but most of the

time you'll find your storm a good deal lower. If you can only strike a cyclone that's the ticket for you!

You'll see by the professor's books that they travel west in these latitudes; and they travel low, too."

"Seven thousand miles, three hundred miles an hour you can make the trip in a day twentyfour hours.

This is Thursday; you'll be back here Sat urday afternoon. Come, now, hustle out some blankets and food

and books and things for me and Huck, and you can start right along. There ain't no occasion to fool around

All hands jumped for the things, and in eight min utes our things was out and the balloon was ready for

"It's 1O minutes to 2 P.M. now, Mount Sinai time. In 24 hours you'll be home, and it'll be 6 tomor row

morning, village time. When you strike the village, land a little back of the top of the hill, in the woods, out

of sight; then you rush down, Jim, and shove these letters in the postoffice, and if you see anybody stirring,

pull your slouch down over your face so they won't know you. Then you go and slip in the back way to the

kitchen and git the pipe, and lay this piece of paper on the kitchen table, and put something on it to hold it,

and then slide out and git away, and don't let Aunt Polly catch a sight of you, nor nobody else. Then you

jump for the balloon and shove for Mount Sinai three hundred miles an hour. You won't have lost more than

an hour. You'll start back at 7 or 8 A.M., village time, and be here in 24 hours, arriving at 2 or 3 P.M., Mount

"THURSDAY AFTERNOON. Tom Sawyer the Erro nort sends his love to Aunt Polly from Mount Sinai

where the Ark was, and so does Huck Finn, and she will get it tomorrow morning halfpast six." *

Then we found a most comfortable cave that looked out over the whole big plain, and there we camped to

The balloon come hack all right, and brung the pipe; but Aunt Polly had catched Jim when he was getting it,

"Mars Tom, she's out on de porch wid her eye sot on de sky alayin' for you, en she say she ain't gwyne to

budge from dah tell she gits hold of you. Dey's gwyne to be trouble, Mars Tom, 'deed dey is."