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Table of Contents

The Hairpin and Other Stories ..........................................................................................................................1

Guy de Maupassant ..................................................................................................................................1

The Hairpin..............................................................................................................................................1

The Necklace ..........................................................................................................................................5

The Piece of String  ................................................................................................................................12

An Affair of State ...................................................................................................................................17

Old Mongilet  .........................................................................................................................................23

A Coward ...............................................................................................................................................27

Confessing ............................................................................................................................................33

Humiliation............................................................................................................................................37

The Vendetta ..........................................................................................................................................42

Bellflower .............................................................................................................................................45


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The Hairpin and Other Stories

Guy de Maupassant

The Hairpin

I WILL NOT RECORD THE NAME EITHER OF THE COUNTRY OR OF the man concerned. It was far,

very far from this part  of the world, on a fertile and scorching seacoast. All morning we had  been following

a coast clothed with crops and a blue sea clothed in  sunlight. Flowers thrust up their heads quite close to the

waves,  rippling waves, so gentle, drowsing. It was hota relaxing heat,  redolent of the rich soil, damp and

fruitful: one almost heard the  rising of the sap. 

I had been told that, in the evening, I could obtain hospitality in the  house of a Frenchman, who lived at the

end of a headland, in an orange  grove. Who was he? I did not yet know. He had arrived one morning, ten

years ago; he had bought a piece of ground, planted vines, sown seed; he  had worked, this man, passionately,

furiously. l hen, month by month,  year by year, increasing his demesne, continually fertilising the lusty  and

virgin soil, he had in this way amassed a fortune by his unsparing  labour. 

Yet he went on working, all the time, people said. Up at dawn, going  over his fields until night, always on the

watch, he seemed to be goaded  by a fixed idea, tortured by an insatiable lust for money, which nothing  lulls

to sleep, and nothing can appease. 

Now he seemed to be very rich. 

The sun was just setting when I reached his dwelling. This was, indeed,  built at the end of an outthrust cliff,

in the midst of orangetrees.  It was a large plainlooking house, built foursquare, and overlooking  the sea. 

As I approached, a man with a big beard appeared in the door way.  Greeting him, I asked him to give me

shelter for the night. He held out  his hand to me, smiling. 

"Come in, sir, and make yourself at home." 

He led the way to a room, put a servant at my disposal, with the perfect  assurance and easy good manners of

a man of the world; then he left me,  saying: 

"We will dine as soon as you are quite ready to come down." 

We did indeed dine alone, on a terrace facing the sea. At the beginning  of the meal, I spoke to him of this

country, so rich, so far from the  world, so little known. He smiled, answering indifferently. 

"Yes, it is a beautiful country. But no country is attractive that lies  so far from the country of one's heart." 

"You regret France?" 

"I regret Paris." 

"Why not go back to it?" 

"Oh, I shall go back to it." 

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Then, quite naturally, we began to talk of French society, of the  boulevards, and people, and things of Paris.

He questioned me after the  manner of a man who knew all about it, mentioning names, all the names  familiar

on the Vaudeville promenade. 

"Who goes to Tortoni's now?" 

"All the same people, except those who have died." 

I looked at him closely, haunted by a vague memory. Assuredly I had seen  this face somewhere. But where?

but when? He seemed weary though active,  melancholy though determined. His big fair beard fell to his

chest, and  now and then he took hold of it below the chin and, holding it in his  closed hand, let the whole

length of it run through his fingers. A  little bald, he had heavy eyebrows and a thick moustache that merged

into the hair covering his cheeks. Behind us the sun sank in the sea,  flinging over the coast a fiery haze. The

orangetrees in full blossom  filled the air with their sweet, heady scent. He had eyes for nothing  but me, and

with his intent gaze he seemed to peer through my eyes, to  see in the depths of my thoughts the faroff,

familiar, and wellloved  vision of the wide, shady pavement that runs from the Madeleine to the  Rue Drouot. 

"Do you know Boutrelle?" 

"Yes, well." 

"Is he much changed?" 

"Yes, he has gone quite white." 

"And La Ridamie?" 

"Always the same." 

"And the women? Tell me about the woman. Let me see, Do you know Suzanne  Verner?" 

"Yes, very stout. Done for." 

"Ah! And Sophie Astier?" 

"Dead." 

"Poor girl! And is . . . do you know. . . ." 

But he was abruptly silent. Then in a changed voice, his face grown  suddenly pale, he went on: 

"No, it would be better for me not to speak of it any more, it tortures  me." 

Then, as if to change the trend of his thoughts, he rose. 

"Shall we go in?" 

"I am quite ready." 

And he preceded me into the house. 


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The rooms on the ground floor were enormous, bare, gloomy, apparently  deserted. Napkins and glasses were

scattered about the tables, left  there by the swanskinned servants who prowled about this vast dwelling  all

the time. Two guns were hanging from two nails on the wall, and in  the corners I saw spades, fishinglines,

dried palm leaves, objects of  all kinds, deposited there by people who happened to come into the  house, and

remaining there within easy reach until someone happened to  go out or until they were wanted for a job of

work. 

My host smiled. 

"It is the dwelling, or rather the hovel; of an exile," said he, "but my  room is rather more decent. Let's go

there." 

My first thought, when I entered the room, was that I was penetrating  into a secondhand dealer's, so full of

things was it, all the  incongruous, strange, and varied things that one feels must be  mementoes. On the walls

two excellent pictures by wellknown artists,  hangings, weapons, swords and pistols, and then, right in the

middle of  the most prominent panel, a square of white satin in a gold frame. 

Surprised, I went closer to look at it and I saw a hairpin stuck in the  centre of the gleaming material. 

My host laid his hand on my shoulder. 

"There," he said, with a smile, "is the only thing I ever look at in  this place, and the only one I have seen for

ten years. Monsieur  Prudhomme declared: 'This sabre is the finest day of my life!' As for  me, I can say: 'This

pin is the whole of my life!'" 

I sought for the conventional phrase; I ended by saying: 

"Some woman has made you suffer?" 

He went on harshly: 

"I suffer yet, and frightfully. . . . But come on to my balcony. A name  came to my lips just now, that I dared

not utter, because if you had  answered 'dead,' as you did for Sophie Astier, I should have blown out  my

brains, this very day." 

We had gone out on to a wide balcony looking towards two deep valleys,  one on the right and the other on

the left, shut in by high sombre  mountains. It was that twilight hour when the vanished sun lights the  earth

only by its reflection in the sky. 

He continued: 

"Is Jeanne de Limours still alive?" 

His eye was fixed on mine, full of shuddering terror. 

I smiled. 

"Very much alive . . . and prettier than ever." 

"You know her?" 


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"Yes." 

He hesitated: 

"Intimately?" 

"No." 

He took my hand: 

"Talk to me about her." 

"But there is nothing I can say: she is one of the women, or rather one  of the most charming and expensive

gay ladies in Paris. She leads a  pleasant and sumptuous life, and that's all one can say." 

He murmured: "I love her," as if he had said: "I am dying." Then  abruptly: 

"Ah, for three years, what a distracting and glorious life we lived!  Five or six times I all but killed her; she

tried to pierce my eyes with  that pin at which you have been looking. There, look at this little  white speck on

my left eye. We loved each other! How can I explain such  a passion? You would not understand it. 

"There must be a gentle love, born of the swift mutual union of two  hearts and two souls; but assuredly there

exists a savage love, cruelly  tormenting, born of the imperious force which binds together two  discordant

beings who adore while they hate. 

"That girl ruined me in three years. I had four millions which she  devoured quite placidly, in her indifferent

fashion, crunching them up  with a sweet smile that seemed to die from her eyes on to her lips. 

"You know her? There is something irresistible about her. What is it? I  don't know. Is it those grey eyes

whose glance thrusts like a gimlet and  remains in you like the barb of an arrow? It is rather that sweet smile,

indifferent and infinitely charming, that dwells on her face like a  mask. Little by little her slow grace invades

one, rises from her like a  perfume, from her tall, slender body, which sways a little as she moves,  for she

seems to glide rather than walk, from her lovely, drawling voice  that seems the music of her smile, from the

very motion of her body,  too, a motion that is always restrained, always just right, taking the  eye with rapture,

so exquisitely proportioned it is. For three years I  was conscious of no one but her. How I suffered! For she

deceived me  with every one. Why? For no reason, for the mere sake of deceiving. And  when I discovered it,

when I abused her as a lighto'love and a loose  woman, she admitted it calmly. 'We're not married, are we?'

she said. 

"Since I have been here, I have thought of her so much that I have ended  by understanding her: that woman is

Manon Lescaut come again. Manon  could not love without betraying for Manon, love, pleasure, and money

were all one." 

He was silent. Then, some minutes later: 

"When I had squandered my last sou for her, she said to me quite simply:  'You realise, my dear, that I cannot

live on air and sunshine. I love  you madly, I love you more than anyone in the world, but one must live.

Poverty and I would never make good bedfellows.' 

"And if I did but tell you what an agonising life I had lead with her!  When I looked at her, I wanted to kill her

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her to me and strangle her. There lurked in her, behind  her eyes, something treacherous and for ever

unattainable that made me  execrate her; and it is perhaps because of that that I loved her so. In  her, the

Feminine, the detestable and distracting Feminine, was more  puissant than in any other woman. She was

charged with it, surcharged as  with an intoxicating and venomous fluid. She was Woman, more essentially

than any one woman has ever been. 

"And look you, when I went out with her, she fixed her glance on every  man, in such a way that she seemed

to be giving each one of them her  undivided interest. That maddened me and yet held me to her the closer.

This woman, in the mere act of walking down the street, was owned by  every man in it, in spite of me, in

spite of herself, by virtue of her  very nature, although she bore herself with a quiet and modest air. Do  you

understand? 

"And what torture! At the theatre, in the restaurant, it seemed to me  that men possessed her under my very

eyes. And as soon as I left her  company, other men did indeed possess her. 

"It is ten years since I have seen her, and I love her more then ever." 

Night had spread its wings upon the earth. The powerful scent of  orangetrees hung in the air. 

I said to him: 

"You will see her again?" 

He answered: 

"By God, yes. I have here, in land and money, from seven to eight  hundred thousand francs. When the

million is complete, I shall sell all  and depart. I shall have enough for one year with herone entire

marvellous year. And then goodbye, my life will be over." 

I asked: 

"But afterwards?" 

"Afterwards, I don't know. It will be the end. Perhaps I shall ask her  to keep me on as her bodyservant." 

The Necklace 

SHE WAS ONE OF THOSE PRETTY AND  CHARMING GIRLS BORN, as though fate had blundered

over her, into a  family of artisans. She had no marriage portion, no expectations, no  means of getting known,

understood, loved, and wedded by a man of wealth  and distinction; and she let herself be married off to a

little clerk in  the Ministry of Education. Her tastes were simple because she had never  been able to afford any

other, but she was as unhappy as though she had  married beneath her; for women have no caste or class, their

beauty,  grace, and charm serving them for birth or family. their natural  delicacy, their instinctive elegance,

their nimbleness of wit, are their  only mark of rank, and put the slum girl on a level with the highest  lady in

the land. 

She suffered endlessly, feeling herself born for every delicacy and  luxury. She suffered from the poorness of

her house, from its mean  walls, worn chairs, and ugly curtains. All these things, of which other  women of her

class would not even have been aware, tormented and  insulted her. The sight of the little Breton girl who

came to do the  work in her little house aroused heartbroken regrets and hopeless  dreams in her mind. She


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imagined silent antechambers, heavy with  Oriental tapestries, lit by torches in lofty bronze sockets, with two

tall footmen in kneebreeches sleeping in large armchairs, overcome by  the heavy warmth of the stove. She

imagined vast saloons hung with  antique silks, exquisite pieces of furniture supporting priceless  ornaments,

and small, charming, perfumed rooms, created just for little  parties of intimate friends, men who were famous

and sought after, whose  homage roused every other woman's envious longings. 

When she sat down for dinner at the round table covered with a  threedaysold cloth, opposite her husband,

who took the cover off the  souptureen, exclaiming delightedly: "Aha! Scotch broth! What could be  better?"

she imagined delicate meals, gleaming silver, tapestries  peopling the walls with folk of a past age and strange

birds in faery  forests; she imagined delicate food served in marvellous dishes,  murmured gallantries, listened

to with an inscrutable smile as one  trifled with the rosy flesh of trout or wings of asparagus chicken. 

She had no clothes, no jewels, nothing. And these were the only things  she loved; she felt that she was made

for them. She had longed so  eagerly to charm, to be desired, to be wildly attractive and sought  after. 

She had a rich friend, an old school friend whom she refused to visit,  because she suffered so keenly when

she returned home. She would weep  whole days, with grief, regret, despair, and misery. 

*** 

One evening her husband came home with an exultant air, holding a large  envelope in his hand. 

" Here's something for you," he said. 

Swiftly she tore the paper and drew out a printed card on which were  these words: 

"The Minister of Education and Madame Ramponneau request the pleasure of  the company of Monsieur and

Madame Loisel at the Ministry on the evening  of Monday, January the 18th." 

Instead of being delighted, as herhusband hoped, she flung the  invitation petulantly across the table,

murmuring: 

"What do you want me to do with this?" 

"Why, darling, I thought you'd be pleased. You never go out, and this is  a great occasion. I had tremendous

trouble to get it. Every one wants  one; it's very select, and very few go to the clerks. You'll see all the  really

big people there." 

She looked at him out of furious eyes, and said impatiently: "And what  do you suppose I am to wear at such

an affair?" 

He had not thought about it; he stammered: 

"Why, the dress you go to the theatre in. It looks very nice, to me...." 

He stopped, stupefied and utterly at a loss when he saw that his wife  was beginning to cry. Two large tears

ran slowly down from the corners  of her eyes towards the corners of her mouth. 

"What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you?" he faltered. 

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"Nothing. Only I haven't a dress and so I can't go to this party. Give  your invitation to some friend of yours

whose wife will be turned out  better than I shall." 

He was heartbroken. 

"Look here, Mathilde," he persisted. :What would be the cost of a  suitable dress, which you could use on

other occasions as well,  something very simple?" 

She thought for several seconds, reckoning up prices and also wondering  for how large a sum she could ask

without bringing upon herself an  immediate refusal and an exclamation of horror from the carefulminded

clerk. 

At last she replied with some hesitation: 

"I don't know exactly, but I think I could do it on four hundred  francs." 

He grew slightly pale, for this was exactly the amount he had been  saving for a gun, intending to get a little

shooting next summer on the  plain of Nanterre with some friends who went larkshooting there on  Sundays. 

Nevertheless he said: "Very well. I'll give you four hundred francs. But  try and get a really nice dress with the

money." 

The day of the party drew near, and Madame Loisel seemed sad, uneasy and  anxious. Her dress was ready,

however. One evening her husband said to  her: 

"What's the matter with you? You've been very odd for the last three  days." 

"I'm utterly miserable at not having any jewels, not a single stone, to  wear," she replied. "I shall look

absolutely no one. I would almost  rather not go to the party." 

"Wear flowers," he said. "They're very smart at this time of the year.  For ten francs you could get two or three

gorgeous roses." 

She was not convinced. 

"No . . . there's nothing so humiliating as looking poor in the middle  of a lot of rich women." 

"How stupid you are!" exclaimed her husband. "Go and see Madame  Forestier and ask her to lend you some

jewels. You know her quite well  enough for that." 

She uttered a cry of delight. 

"That's true. I never thought of it." 

Next day she went to see her friend and told her her trouble. 

Madame Forestier went to her dressingtable, took up a large box,  brought it to Madame Loisel, opened it,

and said: 

"Choose, my dear." 


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First she saw some bracelets, then a pearl necklace, then a Venetian  cross in gold and gems, of exquisite

workmanship. She tried the effect  of the jewels before the mirror, hesitating, unable to make up her mind  to

leave them, to give them up. She kept on asking: 

"Haven't you anything else?" 

"Yes. Look for yourself. I don't know what you would like best." 

Suddenly she discovered, in a black satin case, a superb diamond  necklace; her heart began to beat

covetousIy. Her hands trembled as she  lifted it. She fastened it round her neck, upon her high dress, and

remained in ecstasy at sight of herself. 

Then, with hesitation, she asked in anguish: 

"Could you lend me this, just this alone?" 

"Yes, of course." 

She flung herself on her friend's breast, embraced her frenziedly, and  went away with her treasure. The day of

the party arrived. Madame Loisel  was a success. She was the prettiest woman present, elegant, graceful,

smiling, and quite above herself with happiness. All the men stared at  her, inquired her name, and asked to be

introduced to her. All the  UnderSecretaries of State were eager to waltz with her. The Minister  noticed her. 

She danced madly, ecstatically, drunk with pleasure, with no thought for  anything, in the triumph of her

beauty, in the pride of her success, in  a cloud of happiness made up of this universal homage and admiration,

of  the desires she had aroused, of the completeness of a victory so dear to  her feminine heart. 

She left about four o'clock in the morning. Since midnight her husband  had been dozing in a deserted little

room, in company with three other  men whose wives were having a good time. He threw over her shoulders

the  garments he had brought for them to go home in, modest everyday clothes,  whose poverty clashed with

the beauty of the balldress. She was  conscious of this and was anxious to hurry away, so that she should not

be noticed by the other women putting on their costly furs. 

Loisel restrained her. 

"Wait a little. You'll catch cold in the open. I'm going to fetch a  cab." 

But she did not listen to him and rapidly descendedthe staircase. When  they were out in the street they could

not find a cab; they began to  look for one, shouting at the drivers whom they saw passing in the  distance. 

They walked down towards the Seine, desperate and shivering. At last  they found on the quay one of those

old nightprowling carriages which  are only to be seen in Paris after dark, as though they were ashamed of

their shabbiness in the daylight. 

It brought them to their door in the Rue des Martyrs, and sadly they  walked up to their own apartment. It was

the end, for her. As for him,  he was thinking that he must be at the office at ten. 

She took off the garments in which she had wrapped her shoulders, so as  to see herself in all her glory before

the mirror. But suddenly she  uttered a cry. The necklace was no longer round her neck! 

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She turned towards him in the utmost distress. 

"I . . . I . . . I've no longer got Madame Forestier's necklace. . . ." 

He started with astonishment. 

"What! . . . Impossible!" 

They searched in the folds of her dress, in the folds of the coat, in  the pockets, everywhere. They could not

find it. 

"Are you sure that you still had it on when you came away from the  ball?" he asked. 

"Yes, I touched it in the hall at the Ministry." 

"But if you had lost it in the street, we should have heard it fall." 

"Yes. Probably we should. Did you take the number of the cab?" 

"No. You didn't notice it, did you?" 

"No." 

They stared at one another, dumbfounded. At last Loisel put on his  clothes again. 

"I'll go over all the ground we walked," he said, "and see if I can't  find it." 

And he went out. She remained in her evening clothes, lacking strength  to get into bed, huddled on a chair,

without volition or power of  thought. 

Her husband returned about seven. He had found nothing. 

He went to the police station, to the newspapers, to offer a reward, to  the cab companies, everywhere that a

ray of hope impelled him. 

She waited all day long, in the same state of bewilderment at this  fearful catastrophe. 

Loisel came home at night, his face lined and pale; he had discovered  nothing. 

"You must write to your friend," he said, "and tell her that you've  broken the clasp of her necklace and are

getting it mended. That will  give us time to look about us." 

She wrote at his dictation. 

*** 

By the end of a week they had lost all hope. 

Loisel, who had aged five years, declared: 

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Next day they took the box which had held the necklace and went to the  jewellers whose name was inside. He

consulted his books. 

"It was not I who sold this necklace, Madame; I must have merely  supplied the clasp." 

Then they went from jeweller to jeweller, searching for another necklace  like the first, consulting their

memories, both ill with remorse and  anguish of mind. 

In a shop at the PalaisRoyal they found a string of diamonds which  seemed to them exactly like the one they

were looking for. It was worth  forty thousand francs. They were allowed to have it for thirtysix  thousand. 

They begged the jeweller not tO sell it for three days. And they  arranged matters on the understanding that it

would be taken back for  thirtyfour thousand francs, if the first one were found before the end  of February. 

Loisel possessed eighteen thousand francs left to him by his father. He  intended to borrow the rest. 

He did borrow it, getting a thousand from one man, five hundred from  another, five louis here, three louis

there. He gave notes of hand,  entered into ruinous agreements, did business with usurers and the whole  tribe

of moneylenders. He mortgaged the whole remaining years of his  existence, risked his signature without

even knowing it he could honour  it, and, appalled at the agonising face of the future, at the black  misery

about to fall upon him, at the prospect of every possible  physical privation and moral torture, he went to get

the new necklace  and put down upon the jeweller's counter thirtysix thousand francs. 

When Madame Loisel took back the necklace to Madame Forestier, the  latter said to her in a chilly voice: 

"You ought to have brought it back sooner; I might have needed it." 

She did not, as her friend had feared, open the case. If she had noticed  the substitution, what would she have

thought? What would she have said?  Would she not have taken her for a thief? 

*** 

Madame Loisel came to know the ghastly life of abject poverty. From the  very first she played her part

heroically. This fearful debt must be  paid off. She would pay it. The servant was dismissed. They changed

their flat; they took a garret under the roof. 

She came to know the heavy work of the house, the hateful duties of the  kitchen. She washed the plates,

wearing out her pink nails on the coarse  pottery and the bottoms of pans. She washed the dirty linen, the

shirts  and dishcloths, and hung them out to dry on a string; every morning she  took the dustbin down into

the street and carried up the water, stopping  on each landing to get her breath. And, clad like a poor woman,

she went  to the fruiterer, to the grocer, to the butcher, a basket on her arm,  haggling, insulted, fighting for

every wretched halfpenny of her money. 

Every month notes had to be paid off, others renewed, time gained. 

Her husband worked in the evenings at putting straight a merchant's  accounts, and often at night he did

copying at twopencehalfpenny a  page. 

And this life lasted ten years. 


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At the end of ten years everything was paid off, everything, the  usurer's charges and the accumulation of

superimposed interest. 

Madame Loisel looked old now. She had become like all the other strong,  hard, coarse women of poor

households. Her hair was badly done, her  skirts were awry, her hands were red. She spoke in a shrill voice,

and  the water slopped all over the floor when she scrubbed it. But  sometimes, when her husband was at the

office, she sat down by the  window and thought of that evening long ago, of the ball at which she  had been so

beautiful and so much admired. 

What would have happened if she had never lost those jewels. Who knows?  Who knows? How strange life is,

how fickle! How little is needed to ruin  or to save! 

One Sunday, as she had gone for a walk along the ChampsElysees to  freshen herself after the labours of the

week, she caught sight suddenly  of a woman who was taking a child out for a walk. It was Madame  Forestier,

still young, still beautiful, still attractive. 

Madame Loisel was conscious of some emotion. Should she speak to her?  Yes, certainly. And now that she

had paid, she would tell her all. Why  not? 

She went up to her. 

"Good morning, Jeanne." 

The other did not recognise her, and was surprised at being thus  familiarly addressed by a poor woman. 

"But . . . Madame . . ." she stammered. "I don't know . . . you must be  making a mistake." 

"No . . . I am Mathilde Loisel." 

Her friend uttered a cry. 

"Oh! . . . my poor Mathilde, how you have changed! . . ." 

"Yes, I've had some hard times since I saw you last; and many sorrows .  . . and all on your account." 

"On my account! . . . How was that?" 

"You remember the diamond necklace you lent me for the ball at the  Ministry?" 

"Yes. Well?" 

"Well, I lost it." 

"How could you? Why, you brought it back." 

"I brought you another one just like it. And for the last ten years we  have been paying for it. You realise it

wasn't easy for us; we had no  money. . . . Well, it's paid for at last, and I'm glad indeed." 

Madame Forestier had halted. 

"You say you bought a diamond necklace to replace mine?" 


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"Yes. You hadn't noticed it? They were very much alike." 

And she smiled in proud and innocent happiness. 

Madame Forestier, deeply moved, took her two hands. 

"Oh, my poor Mathilde! But mine was imitation. It was worth at the very  most five hundred francs! . . . " 

The Piece of String 

ALONG ALL THE ROADS around  Goderville the peasants and their wives were coming toward the burgh

because it was market day. The men were proceeding with slow steps, the  whole body bent forward at each

movement of their long twisted legs;  deformed by their hard work, by the weight on the plow which, at the

same time, raised the left shoulder and swerved the figure, by the  reaping of the wheat which made the knees

spread to make a firm  "purchase," by all the slow and painful labors of the country. Their  blouses, blue,

"stiffstarched," shining as if varnished, ornamented  with a little design in white at the neck and wrists,

puffed about their  bony bodies, seemed like balloons ready to carry them off. From each of  them two feet

protruded. 

Some led a cow or a calf by a cord, and their wives, walking behind the  animal, whipped its haunches with a

leafy branch to hasten its progress.  They carried large baskets on their arms from which, in some cases,

chickens and, in others, ducks thrust out their heads. And they walked  with a quicker, livelier step than their

husbands. Their spare straight  figures were wrapped in a scanty little shawl pinned over their flat  bosoms, and

their heads were enveloped in a white cloth glued to the  hair and surmounted by a cap. 

Then a wagon passed at the jerky trot of a nag, shaking strangely, two  men seated side by side and a woman

in the bottom of the vehicle, the  latter holding onto the sides to lessen the hard jolts. 

In the public square of Goderville there was a crowd, a throng of human  beings and animals mixed together.

The horns of the cattle, the tall  hats, with long nap, of the rich peasant and the headgear of the peasant  women

rose above the surface of the assembly. And the clamorous, shrill,  screaming voices made a continuous and

savage din which sometimes was  dominated by the robust lungs of some countryman's laugh or the long

lowing of a cow tied to the wall of a house. 

All that smacked of the stable, the dairy and the dirt heap, hay and  sweat, giving forth that unpleasant odor,

human and animal, peculiar to  the people of the field. 

Maître Hauchecome of Breaute had just arrived at Goderville, and he was  directing his steps toward the

public square when he perceived upon the  ground a little piece of string. Maître Hauchecome, economical

like a  true Norman, thought that everything useful ought to be picked up, and  he bent painfully, for he

suffered from rheumatism. He took the bit of  thin cord from the ground and began to roll it carefully when he

noticed  Maître Malandain, the harness maker, on the threshold of his door,  looking at him. They had

heretofore had business together on the subject  of a halter, and they were on bad terms, both being good

haters. Maître  Hauchecome was seized with a sort of shame to be seen thus by his enemy,  picking a bit of a

head. two arms and string out of the dirt. He  concealed his "find" quickly under his blouse, then in his

trousers'  pocket; then he pretended to be still looking on the ground for  something which he did not find, and

he went toward the market, his head  forward, bent double by his pains. 

He was soon lost in the noisy and slowly moving crowd which was busy  with interminable bargainings. The

peasants milked, went and came,  perplexed, always in fear of being cheated, not daring to decide,  watching


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the vender's eye, ever trying to find the trick in the man and  the flaw in the beast. 

The women, having placed their great baskets at their feet, had taken  out the poultry which lay upon the

ground, tied together by the feet,  with terrified eyes and scarlet crests. 

They heard offers, stated their prices with a dry air and impassive  face, or perhaps, suddenly deciding on

some proposed reduction, shouted  to the customer who was slowly going away: "All right, Maître Authirne,

I'll give it to you for that." 

Then lime by lime the square was deserted, and the Angelus ringing at  noon, those who had stayed too long

scattered to their shops. 

At Jourdain's the great room was full of people eating, as the big court  was full of vehicles of all kinds, carts,

gigs, wagons, dumpcarts,  yellow with dirt, mended and patched, raising their shafts to the sky  like two arms

or perhaps with their shafts in the ground and their backs  in the air. 

Just opposite the diners seated at the table the immense fireplace,  filled with bright flames, cast a lively heat

on the backs of the row on  the right. Three spits were turning on which were chickens, pigeons and  legs of

mutton, and an appetizing odor of roast beef and gravy dripping  over the nicely browned skin rose from the

hearth, increased the  jovialness and made everybody's mouth water. 

All the aristocracy of the plow ate there at Maître Jourdain's, tavern  keeper and horse dealer, a rascal who had

money. 

The dishes were passed and emptied, as were the jugs of yellow cider.  Everyone told his affairs, his purchases

and sales. They discussed the  crops. The weather was favorable for the green things but not for the  wheat. 

Suddenly the drum beat in the court before the house. Everybody rose,  except a few indifferent persons, and

ran to the door or to the windows,  their mouths still full and napkins in their hands. 

After the public crier had ceased his drumbeating he called out in a  jerky voice, speaking his phrases

irregularly: 

"It is hereby made known to the inhabitants of Goderville, and in  general to all persons present at the market,

that there was lost this  morning on the road to Benzeville, between nine and ten o'clock, a black  leather

pocketbook containing five hundred francs and some business  papers. The finder is requested to return same

with all haste to the  mayor's office or to Maître Fortune Houlbreque of Manneville; there will  be twenty

francs reward." 

Then the man went away. The heavy roll of the drum and the crier's voice  were again heard at a distance. 

Then they began to talk of this event, discussing the chances that  Maître Houlbreque had of finding or not

finding his pocketbook. 

And the meal concluded. They were finishing their coffee when a chief of  the gendarmes appeared upon the

threshold. 

He inquired: 

"Is Maître Hauchecome of Breaute here?" 


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Maître Hauchecome, seated at the other end of the table, replied: 

"Here I am." 

And the officer resumed: 

"Maître Hauchecome, will you have the goodness to accompany me to the  mayor's office? The mayor would

like to talk to you." 

The peasant, surprised and disturbed, swallowed at a draught his tiny  glass of brandy, rose and, even more

bent than in the morning, for the  first steps after each rest were specially difficult, set out,  repeating: "Here I

am, here I am." 

The mayor was awaiting him, seated on an armchair. He was the notary of  the vicinity, a stout, serious man

with pompous phrases. 

"Maître Hauchecome," said he, "you were seen this morning to pick up, on  the road to Benzeville, the

pocketbook lost by Maître Houlbreque of  Manneville." 

The countryman, astounded, looked at the mayor, already terrified by  this suspicion resting on him without

his knowing why. 

"Me? Me? Me pick up the pocketbook?" 

"Yes, you yourself." 

"Word of honor, I never heard of it." 

"But you were seen." 

"I was seen, me? Who says he saw me?" 

"Monsieur Malandain, the harness maker." 

The old man remembered, understood and flushed with anger. 

"Ah, he saw me, the clodhopper, he saw me pick up this string here,  M'sieu the Mayor." And rummaging in

his pocket, he drew out the little  piece of string. 

But the mayor, incredulous, shook his head. 

"You will not make me believe, Maître Hauchecome, that Monsieur  Malandain, who is a man worthy of

credence, mistook this cord for a  pocketbook." 

The peasant, furious, lifted his hand, spat at one side to attest his  honor, repeating: 

"It is nevertheless the truth of the good God, the sacred truth, M'sieu  the Mayor. I repeat it on my soul and my

salvation." 

The mayor resumed: 


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"After picking up the object you stood like a stilt, looking a long  while in the mud to see if any piece of

money had fallen out." 

The good old man choked with indignation and fear. 

"How anyone can tellhow anyone can tellsuch lies to take away an  honest man's reputation! How can

anyone" 

There was no use in his protesting; nobody believed him. He was con. 

fronted with Monsieur Malandain, who repeated and maintained his  affirmation. They abused each other for

an hour. At his own request  Maître Hauchecome was searched; nothing was found on him. 

Finally the mayor, very much perplexed, discharged him with the warning  that he would consult the public

prosecutor and ask for further orders. 

The news had spread. As he left the mayor's office the old man was sun  rounded and questioned with a

serious or bantering curiosity in which  there was no indignation. He began to tell the story of the string. No

one believed him. They laughed at him. 

He went along, stopping his friends, beginning endlessly his statement  and his protestations, showing his

pockets turned inside out to prove  that he had nothing. 

They said: 

"Old rascal, get out!" 

And he grew angry, becoming exasperated, hot and distressed at not 

being believed, not knowing what to do and always repeating himself. 

Night came. He must depart. He started on his way with three neighbors  to whom he pointed out the place

where he had picked up the bit of  string, and all along the road he spoke of his adventure. 

In the evening he took a turn in the village of Breaute in order to tell  it to everybody. He only met with

incredulity. 

It made him ill at night. 

The next day about one o'clock in the afternoon Marius Paumelle, a hired  man in the employ of Maître

Breton, husbandman at Ymanville, returned  the pocketbook and its contents to Maître Houlbreque of

Manneville. 

This man claimed to have found the object in the road, but not knowing  how to read, he had carried it to the

house and given it to his  employer. 

The news spread through the neighborhood. Maître Hauchecome was informed  of it. He immediately went

the circuit and began to recount his story  completed by the happy climax. He was in triumph. 

"What grieved me so much was not the thing itself as the lying. There is  nothing so shameful as to be placed

under a cloud on account of a lie." 


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He talked of his adventure all day long; he told it on the highway to  people who were passing by, in the

wineshop to people who were drinking  there and to persons coming out of church the following Sunday. He

stopped strangers to tell them about it. He was calm now, and yet  something disturbed him without his

knowing exactly what it was. People  had the air of joking while they listened. They did not seem convinced.

He seemed to feel that remarks were being made behind his back. 

On Tuesday of the next week he went to the market at Goderville, urged  solely by the necessity he felt of

discussing the case. 

Malandain, standing at his door, began to laugh on seeing him pass. Why? 

He approached a farmer from Crequetot who did not let him finish and,  giving him a thump in the stomach,

said to his face: 

"You big rascal." 

Then he turned his back on him. 

Maître Hauchecome was confused; why was he called a big rascal? 

When he was seated at the table in Jourdain's tavern he commenced to  explain "the affair." 

A horse dealer from Monvilliers called to him: 

"Come, come, old sharper, that's an old trick; I know all about your  piece of string!" 

Hauchecome stammered: 

"But since the pocketbook was found." 

But the other man replied: 

"Shut up, papa, there is one that finds and there is one that reports.  At any rate you are mixed with it." 

The peasant stood choking. He understood. They accused him of having had  the pocketbook returned by a

confederate, by an accomplice. 

He tried to protest. All the table began to laugh. 

He could not finish his dinner and went away in the midst of jeers. 

He went home ashamed and indignant, choking with anger and confusion,  the more dejected that he was

capable, with his Norman cunning, of doing  what they had accused him of and ever boasting of it as of a

good turn.  His innocence to him, in a confused way, was impossible to prove, as his  sharpness was known.

And he was stricken to the heart by the injustice  of the suspicion. 

Then he began to recount the adventures again, prolonging his history  every day, adding each time new

reasons, more energetic protestations,  more solemn oaths which he imagined and prepared in his hours of

solitude, his whole mind given up to the story of the string. He was  believed so much the less as his defense

was more complicated and his  arguing more subtile. 


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"Those are lying excuses," they said behind his back. 

He felt it, consumed his heart over it and wore himself out with useless  efforts. He wasted away before their

very eyes. 

The wags now made him tell about the string to amuse them, as they make  a soldier who has been on a

campaign tell about his battles. His mind,  touched to the depth, began to weaken. 

Toward the end of December he took to his bed. 

He died in the first days of January, and in the delirium of his death  struggles he kept claiming his innocence,

reiterating: 

"A piece of string, a piece of stringlookhere it is, M'sieu the  Mayor." 

An Affair of State

Paris had just heard of the  disaster of Sedan. The Republic was proclaimed. All France was panting  from a

madness that lasted until the time of the commonwealth. Everybody  was playing at soldier from one end of

the country to the other. 

Capmakers became colonels, assuming the duties of generals; revolvers  and daggers were displayed on large

rotund bodies enveloped in red  sashes; common citizens turned warriors, commanding battalions of noisy

volunteers and swearing like troopers to emphasize their importance. 

The very fact of bearing arms and handling guns with a system excited a  people who hitherto had only

handled scales and measures and made them  formidable to the first comer, without reason. They even

executed a few  innocent people to prove that they knew how to kill, and in roaming  through virgin fields still

belonging to the Prussians they shot stray  dogs, cows chewing the cud in peace or sick horses put out to

pasture.  Each believed himself called upon to play a great role in military  affairs. The cafès of the smallest

villages, full of tradesmen in  uniform, resembled barracks or field hospitals. 

Now the town of Canneville did not yet know the exciting news of the  army and the capital. It had, however,

been greatly agitated for a month  over an encounter between the rival political parties. The mayor,  Viscount

de Varnetot, a small thin man, already old, remained true to  the Empire, especially since he saw rising up

against him a powerful  adversary in the great, sanguine form of Dr. Massarel, head of the  Republican party in

the district, venerable chief of the Masonic lodge,  president of the Society of Agriculture and the Fire

Department and  organizer of the rural militia designed to save the country. 

In two weeks he had induced sixtythree men to volunteer in defense of  their countrymarried men, fathers

of families, prudent farmers and  merchants of the town. These he drilled every morning in front of the

mayor's window. 

Whenever the mayor happened to appear Commander Massarel, covered with  pistols, passing proudly up and

down in front of his troops, would make  them shout, "Long live our country!" And this, they noticed,

disturbed  the little viscount, who no doubt heard in it menace and defiance and  perhaps some odious

recollection of the great Revolution. 

On the morning of the fifth of September, in uniform, his revolver on  the table, the doctor gave consultation

to an old peasant couple. The  husband had suffered with a varicose vein for seven years but had waited  until


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his wife had one too, so that they might go and hunt up a  physician together, guided by the postman when he

should come with the  newspaper. 

Dr Massarel opened the door, grew pale, straightened himself abruptly  and, raising his arms to heaven in a

gesture of exaltation, cried out  with all his might, in the face of the amazed rustics: 

"Long live the Republic! Long live the Republic! Long live the  Republic!" 

Then he dropped into his armchair weak with emotion. 

When the peasant explained that this sickness commenced with a feeling  as if ants were running up and down

his legs the doctor exclaimed: "Hold  your peace. I have spent too much time with you stupid people. The

Republic is proclaimed! The Emperor is a prisoner! France is saved! Long  live the Republic!" And, running

to the door, he bellowed: "Celeste!  Quick! Celeste!" 

The frightened maid hastened in. He stuttered, so rapidly did he try to  speak" "My boots, my sabermy

cartridge boxandthe Spanish dagger  which is on my night table. Hurry now!" 

The obstinate peasant, taking advantage of the moment's silence, began  again: "This seemed like some cysts

that hurt me when I walked." 

The exasperated physician shouted: "Hold your peace! For heaven's sake!  If you had washed your feet

oftener, it would not have happened." Then,  seizing him by the neck, he hissed in his face: "Can you not

comprehend  that we are living in a republic, stupid;" 

But the professional sentiment calmed him suddenly, and he let the  astonished old couple out of the house,

repeating all the time: 

"Return tomorrow, return tomorrow, my friends; I have no more time  today." 

While equipping himself from head to foot he gave another series of  urgent orders to the maid: 

"Run to Lieutenant Picard's and to Sublieutenant Pommel's and say to  them that I want them here

immediately. Send Torcheboeuf to me too, with  his drum. Quick now! Quick!" And when Celeste was gone

he collected his  thoughts and prepared to surmount the difficulties of the situation. 

The three men arrived together. They were in their working clothes. The  commander, who had expected to

see them in uniform, had a fit of  surprise. 

"You know nothing, then? The Emperor has been taken prisoner. A republic  is proclaimed. My position is

delicate, not to say perilous." 

He reflected for some minutes before the astonished faces of his  subordinates and then continued: 

"It is necessary to act, not to hesitate. Minutes now are worth hours at  other times. Everything depends upon

promptness of decision. You,  Picard, go and find the curate and get him to ring the bell to bring the  people

together, while I get ahead of them. You, Torcheboeuf, beat the  call to assemble the militia in arms, in the

square, from even as far as  the hamlets of Gerisaie and Salmare. You, Pommel, put on your uniform at  once,

that is, the jacket and cap. We, together, are going to take  possession of the mairie and summon Monsieur de

Varnetot to transfer his  authority to me. Do you understand?" 


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"Yes." 

"Act, then, and promptly. I will accompany you to your house, Pommel,  Since we are to work together." 

Five minutes later the commander and his subaltern, armed to the teeth,  appeared in the square just at the

moment when the little Viscount de  Varnetot, with hunting gaiters on and his rifle on his shoulder,  appeared

by another street, walking rapidly and followed by three guards  in green jackets, each carrying a knife at his

side and a gun over his  shoulder. 

While the doctor slapped, half stupefied, the four men entered the  mayor's house and the door closed behind

them. 

"We are forestalled," murmured the doctor; "it will be necessary now to  wait for reinforcements; nothing can

be done for a quarter of an hour." 

Here Lieutenant Picard appeared. "The curate refuses to obey," said he;  "he has even shut himself up in the

church with the beadle and the  porter." 

On the other side of the square, opposite the white closed front of the  mairie, the church, mute and black,

showed its great oak door with the  wroughtiron trimmings. 

Then, as the puzzled inhabitants put their noses out of the windows or  came out upon the steps of their

houses, the rolling of a drum was  heard, and Torcheboeuf suddenly appeared, beating with fury the three

quick strokes of the call to arms. He crossed the square with  disciplined step and then disappeared on a road

leading to the country. 

The commander drew his sword, advanced alone to the middle distance  between the two buildings where the

enemy was barricaded and, waving his  weapon above his head, roared at the top of his lungs: "Long live the

Republic! Death to traitors!" Then he fell back where his officers were.  The butcher, the baker and the

apothecary, feeling a little uncertain,  put up their shutters and closed their shops. The grocery alone remained

open. 

Meanwhile the men of the militia were arriving little by little,  variously clothed but all wearing caps, the cap

constituting the whole  uniform of the corps. They were armed with their old rusty guns, guns  that had hung

on chimney pieces in kitchens for thirty years, and looked  quite like a detachment of country soldiers. 

When there were about thirty around him the commander explained in a few  words the state of affairs. Then,

turning toward his major, he said:  "Now we must act." 

While the inhabitants collected, talked over and discussed the matter  the doctor quickly formed his plan of

campaign. 

"Lieutenant Picard, you advance to the windows of the mayor's house and  order Monsieur de Varnetot to turn

over the town hall to me in the name  of the Republic." 

But the lieutenant was a master mason and refused. 

"You are a scamp, you are. Trying to make a target of me! Those fellows  in there are good shots, you know

that. No, thanks! Execute your  commissions yourself!" 

The commander turned red. "I order you to go in the name of discipline,"  said he. 


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"I am not spoiling my features without knowing why," the lieutenant  returned. 

Men of influence, in a group near by, were heard laughing. One of them  called out: "You are right, Picard, it

is not the proper time." The  doctor, under his breath, muttered: "Cowards!" And placing his sword and  his

revolver in the hands of a soldier, he advanced with measured step,  his eye fixed on the windows as if he

expected to see a gun or a cannon  pointed at him. 

When he was within a few steps of the building the doors at the two  extremities, affording an entrance to two

schools, opened, and a flood  of little creatures, boys on one side, girls on the other, poured out  and began

playing in the open space, chattering around the doctor like a  flock of birds. He scarcely knew what to make

of it. 

As soon as the last were out the doors closed. The greater part of the  little monkeys finally scattered, and then

the commander called out in a  loud voice: 

"Monsieur de Varnetot?" A window in the first story opened and M. de  Varnetot appeared. 

The commander began: "Monsieur, you are aware of the great events which  have changed the system of

government. The party you represent no longer  exists. The side I represent now comes into power. Under

these sad but  decisive circumstances I come to demand you, in the name of the  Republic, to put in my hand

the authority vested in you by the outgoing  power." 

M. de Varnetot replied: "Doctor Massarel, I am mayor of Canneville, so  placed by the proper authorities, and

mayor of Canneville I shall remain  until the title is revoked and replaced by an order from my superiors.  As

mayor, I am at home in the mairie, and there I shall stay.  Furthermore, just try to put me out." And he closed

the window. 

The commander returned to his troops. But before explaining anything,  measuring Lieutenant Picard from

head to foot, he said: 

"You are a numskull, you area goose, the disgrace of the army. I shall  degrade you." 

The lieutenant replied: "I'll attend to that myself." And he went over  to a group of muttering civilians. 

Then the doctor hesitated. What should he do? Make an assault? Would his  men obey him? And then was he

surely in the right? An idea burst upon  him. He ran to the telegraph office on the other side of the square and

hurriedly sent three dispatches: "To the Members of the Republican  Government at Paris"; "To the New

Republican Prefect of the Lower Seine  at Rouen"; "To the New Republican Subprefect of Dieppe." 

He exposed the situation fully; told of the danger run by the  commonwealth from remaining in the hands of

the monarchistic mayor,  offered his devout services, asked for orders and signed his name,  following it up

with all his titles. Then he returned to his army corps  and, drawing ten francs out of his pocket, said: 

"Now, my friends, go and eat and drink a little something. Only leave  here a detachment of ten men, so that

no one leaves the mayor's house." 

ExLieutenant Picard, chatting with the watchmaker, overheard this. With  a sneer he remarked: "Pardon me,

but if they go out, there will be an  opportunity for you to go in. Otherwise I can't see how you are to get  in

there!" 


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The doctor made no reply but went away to luncheon. In the afternoon he  disposed of offices all about town,

having the air of knowing of an  impending surprise. Many times he passed before the doors of the mairie  and

of the church without noticing anything suspicious; one could have  believed the two buildings empty. 

The butcher, the baker and the apothecary reopened their shops and stood  gossiping on the steps. If the

Emperor had been taken prisoner, there  must be a traitor somewhere. They did not feel sure of the revenue of

a  new republic. 

Night came on. Toward nine o'clock the doctor returned quietly and alone  to the mayor's residence, persuaded

that his adversary had retired. And  as he was trying to force an entrance with a few blows of a pickax the  loud

voice of a guard demanded suddenly: "Who goes there?" M. Massarel  beat a retreat at the top of his speed. 

Another day dawned without any change in the situation. The militia in  arms occupied the square. The

inhabitants stood around awaiting the  solution. People from neighboring villages came to look on. Finally the

doctor, realizing that his reputation was at stake, resolved to settle  the thing in one way or another. He had

just decided that it must be  something energetic when the door of the telegraph office opened and the  little

servant of the directress appeared, holding in her hand two  papers. 

She went directly to the commander and gave him one of the dispatches;  then, crossing the square,

intimidated by so many eyes fixed upon her,  with lowered head and mincing steps, she rapped gently at the

door of  the barricaded house as if ignorant that a part of the army was  concealed there. 

The door opened slightly; the hand of a man received the message, and  the girl returned, blushing and ready

to weep from being stared at. 

The doctor demanded with stirring voice: "A little silence, if you  please." And after the populace became

quiet he continued proudly: 

Here is a communication which I have received from the government." And,  raising the dispatch, he read: 

"Old mayor deposed. Advise us what is most necessary. Instructions  later. 

"For the Subprefect, "SAPIN, Counselor." 

He had triumphed. His heart was beating with joy. His hand trembled,  when Picard, his old subaltern, cried

out to him from the neighboring  group: 

"That's all right; but if the others in there won't go out, your paper  hasn't a leg to stand on." The doctor grew a

little pale. If they would  not go outin fact, he must go ahead now. It was not only his right but  his duty.

And he looked anxiously at the house of the mayoralty, hoping  that he might see the door open and his

adversary show himself. But the  door remained closed. What was to be done? The crowd was increasing,

surrounding the militia. Some laughed. 

One thought, especially, tortured the doctor. If he should make an  assault, he must march at the head of his

men; and as with him dead all  contest would cease, it would be at him and at him alone that M. de  Varnetot

and the three guards would aim. And their aim was good, very  good! Picard had reminded him of that. 

But an idea shone in upon him, and turning to Pommel, he said: "Go,  quickly, and ask the apothecary to send

me a napkin and a pole." 


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The lieutenant hurried off. The doctor was going to make a political  banner, a white one, that would, perhaps,

rejoice the heart of that old  legitimist, the mayor. 

Pommel returned with the required linen and a broom handle. With some  pieces of string they improvised a

standard, which Massarel seized in  both hands. Again he advanced toward the house of mayoralty, bearing

the  standard before him. When in front of the door, he called out: "Monsieur  de Varnetot!" 

The door opened suddenly, and M. de Varnetot and the three guards  appeared on the threshold. The doctor

recoiled instinctively. Then he  saluted his enemy courteously and announced, almost strangled by  emotion: "I

have come, sir, to communicate to you the instructions I  have just received." 

That gentleman, without any salutation whatever, replied: "I am going to  withdraw, sir, but you must

understand that it is not because of fear or  in obedience to an odious government that has usurped the power."

And,  biting off each word, he declared: "I do not wish to have the appearance  of serving the Republic for a

single day. That is all." 

Massarel, amazed, made no reply; and M. de Varnetot, walking off at a  rapid pace, disappeared around the

corner, followed closely by his  escort. Then the doctor, slightly dismayed, returned to the crowd. When  he

was near enough to be heard he cried: "Hurrah! Hurrah! The Republic  triumphs all along the line!" 

But no emotion was manifested. The doctor tried again. "The people are  free! You are free and independent!

Do you understand? Be proud of it!" 

The listless villagers looked at him with eyes unlit by glory. In his  turn he looked at them, indignant at their

indifference, seeking for  some word that could make a grand impression, electrify this placid  country and

make good his mission. The inspiration came, and turning to  Pommel, he said "Lieutenant, go and get the

bust of the exemperor,  which is in the Council Hall, and bring it to me with a chair." 

And soon the man reappears, carrying on his right shoulder Napoleon II  in plaster and holding in his left hand

a strawbottomed chair. 

Massarel met him, took the chair, placed it on the ground, put the white  image upon it, fell back a few steps

and called out in sonorous voice: 

"Tyrant! Tyrant! Here do you fall! Fall in the dust and in the mire. An  expiring country groans under your

feet. Destiny has called you to  Avenger. Defeat and shame cling to you. You fall conquered, a prisoner  to the

Prussians, and upon the ruins of the crumbling Empire the young  and radiant Republic arises, picking up your

broken sword." 

He awaited applause. But there was no voice, no sound. The bewildered  peasants remained silent. And the

bust, with its pointed mustaches  extending beyond the cheeks on each side, the bust, so motionless and  well

groomed as to be fit for a hairdresser's sign, seemed to be looking  at M. Massarel with a plaster smile, a smile

ineffaceable and mocking. 

They remained thus face to face, Napoleon on the chair, the doctor in  front of him about three steps away.

Suddenly the commander grew angry. 

What was to be done? What was there that would move this people and  bring about a definite victory in

opinion? His hand happened to rest on  his hip and to come in contact there with the butt end of his revolver

under his red sash. No inspiration, no further word would come. But he  drew his pistol, advanced two steps

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nothing more. There was no effect. Then he fired a second shot,  which made a second hole, then a third; and

then, without stopping, he  emptied his revolver. The brow of Napoleon disappeared in white powder,  but the

eyes, the nose and the fine points of the mustaches remained  intact. Then, exasperated, the doctor overturned

the chair with a blow  of his fist and, resting a foot on the remainder of the bust in a  position of triumph, he

shouted: "So let all tyrants perish!" 

Still no enthusiasm was manifest, and as the spectators seemed to be in  a kind of stupor from astonishment

the commander called to the  militiamen: 

You may now go to your homes." And he went toward his own house with  great strides, as if he were

pursued. 

His maid, when he appeared, told him that some patients had been waiting  in his office for three hours. He

hastened in. There were the two  varicosevein patients, who had returned at daybreak, obstinate but  patient. 

The old man immediately began his explanation: "This began by a feeling  like ants running up and down the

legs." 

Old Mongilet 

IN THE OFFICE OLD MONGILET WAS LOOKED  ON AS A "character." He was an old employee, a

goodnatured creature,  who had never been outside Paris but once in his life. 

It was the end of July, and we all went every Sunday to roll in the  grass, or bathe in the river in the country

near by. Asnieres,  Argenteuil, Chatou, Bougival, Maisons, Poissy, had their habitues and  their ardent

admirers. We argued about the merits and advantages of all  these places, celebrated and delightful to all

employees in Paris. 

Old Mongilet would say: 

"You are like a lot of sheep! A nice place, this country you talk of!" 

And we would ask: 

"Well, how about you, Mongilet? Don't you ever go on an excursion?" 

"Yes, indeed. I go in an omnibus. When I have had a good luncheon,  without any hurry, at the wine shop

below, I look up my route with a  plan of Paris and the timetable of the lines and connections. And then  I

climb up on top of the bus, open my umbrella and off we go. Oh, I see  lots of things, more than you, I bet! I

change my surroundings. It is as  though I were taking a journey across the world, the people are so  different

in one street and another. I know my Paris better than anyone.  And then, there is nothing more amusing than

the entresols. You would  not believe what one sees in there at a glance. One can guess a domestic  scene

simply by seeing the face of a man shouting; one is amused on  passing by a barber's shop to see the barber

leave his customer all  covered with lather to look out in the street. One exchanges heartfelt  glances with the

milliners just for fun, as one has no time to alight.  Ah, how many things one sees! 

"It is the drama, real, true, natural drama that one sees as the horses  trot by. Heavens I I would not give my

excursions in the omnibus for all  your stupid excursions in the woods." 

"Come and try it, Mongilet, come to the country once just to see." 


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"I was there once," he replied, "twenty years ago, and you will never  catch me there again." 

"Tell us about it, Mongilet." 

"If you wish to hear it. This is how it was: You knew Boivin, the old  clerk, whom we called Boileau?" 

"Yes, perfectly." 

"He was my office chum. The rascal had a house at Colombes and always  invited me to spend Sunday with

him. He would say: 

"'Come alone, Maculotte (he called me Maculotte for fun). You will see  what a nice walk we shall take.' 

"I let myself be trapped like an animal, and set out one morning by the  eight o'clock train. I arrived at a kind

of town, a country town where  there is nothing to see, and I at length found my way to an old wooden  door

with an iron bell, at the end of an alley between two walls. 

"I rang, and waited a long time, and at last the door was opened. What  was it that opened it? I could not tell at

the first glance. A woman or  an ape? The creature was old, ugly, covered with old clothes that looked  dirty

and wicked. It had chickens' feathers in its hair and looked as  though it would devour me. 

"'What do you want?' she said. 

"'M. Boivin.' 

"'What do you want of him, of M. Boivin?' 

"I felt ill at ease on being questioned by this fury. I stammered:  'Whyhe expects me.' 

"'Ah, it is you who are coming to lunch?' 

"'Yes,' I stammered, trembling. 

"Then, turning toward the house, she cried in an angry tone: 

"'Boivin, here is your man!' 

"It was my friend's wife. Little Boivin appeared immediately on the  threshold of a sort of barrack of plaster

covered with zinc, that looked  like a footwarmer. He wore white duck trousers covered with stains and  a

dirty Panamahat. 

"After shaking my hands warmly, he took me into what he called his  garden. It was at the end of another

alleyway enclosed by high walls and  was a little square the size of a pockethandkerchief, surrounded by

houses that were so high that the sun could reach it only two or three  hours in the day. Pansies, pinks,

wallflowers and a few rose bushes were  languishing in this airless well which was as hot as an oven from the

refraction of heat from the roofs. 

"'I have no trees,' said Boivin, 'but the neighbours' walls take their  place. I have as much shade as in a wood.' 

"Then he took hold of a button of my coat and said in a low tone: 


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"'You can do me a service. You saw the wife. She is not agreeable, eh?  Today, as I had invited you, she

gave me clean clothes; but if I spot  them all is lost. I counted on you to water my plants.' 

"I agreed. I took off my coat, rolled up my sleeves, and began to work  the handle of a kind of pump that

wheezed, puffed and rattled like a  consumptive as it emitted a thread of water like a Wallace

drinkingfountain. It took me ten minutes to fill the wateringpot, and  I was in a bath of perspiration. Boivin

directed me: 

"'Herethis planta little more; enoughnow this one.' 

"The wateringpot leaked and my feet got more water than the flowers.  The bottoms of my trousers were

soaking and covered with mud. And twenty  times running I kept it up, soaking my feet afresh each time, and

perspiring anew as I worked the handle of the pump. And when I was tired  out and wanted to stop, Boivin, in

a tone of entreaty, said as he put  his hand on my arm: 

"'Just one more wateringpotfuljust one, and that will be all.' 

"To thank me he gave me a rose, a big rose, but hardly had it touched my  buttonhole than it fell to pieces,

leaving of my decoration only a hard  little green knot. I was surprised, but said nothing. 

"Mme Boivin's voice was heard in the distance: 'Are you ever coming? I  tell you lunch is ready!' 

"We went towards the footwarmer. If the garden was in the shade, the  house, on the other hand, was in the

blazing sun, and the sweatingroom  of a Turkish bath is not so hot as my friend's diningroom was. 

"Three plates, at the side of which were some halfwashed forks, were  placed in a table of yellow wood. In

the middle stood an earthenware  dish containing warmedup boiled beef and potatoes. We began to eat. 

"A large waterbottle full of water lightly coloured with wine attracted  my attention. Boivin, embarrassed,

said to his wife: 

"'See here, my dear, just on a special occasion, are you not going to  give us a little undiluted wine?' 

"She looked at him furiously. 

"'So that you may both get tipsy, is that it, and stay here gabbing all  day? A fine special occasion!' 

"He said no more. After the stew she brought in another dish of potatoes  cooked with bacon. When this dish

was finished, still in silence, she  announced: 

"'That is all! Now get out!' 

"Boivin looked at her in astonishment. 

"'But the pigeonthe pigeon you plucked this morning?' 

"She put her hands on her hips: 

"'Perhaps you have not had enough? Because you bring people here is no  reason why we should devour all

that there is in the house. What is  there for me to eat this evening?' 


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"We rose. Boivin whispered: 

"'Wait for me a second, and we will skip.' 

"He went into the kitchen where his wife had gone, and I overheard him  say: 

"'Give me twenty sous, my dear.' 

"'What do you want with twenty sous?' 

"'Why, one does not know what may happen. It is always better to have  some money.' 

"She yelled so that I should hear: 

"'No, I will not give it to you! 

As the man has had luncheon here, the least he can do is to pay your  expenses for the day.' 

"Boivin came back to fetch me. As I wished to be polite I bowed to the  mistress of the house, stammering: 

"'Madamemany thankskind welcome.' 

"'That's all right,' she replied. 'But do not bring him back drunk, for  you will have to answer to me, you

know!' 

"We set out. We had to cross a perfectly bare plain under the burning  sun. I attempted to gather a flower

along the road and gave a cry of  pain. It had hurt my hand frightfully. They call these plants nettles.  And,

everywhere, there was a smell of manure, enough to turn your  stomach. 

"Boivin said, 'Have a little patience and we will reach the river bank.' 

"We reached the river. Here there was an odour of mud and dirty water,  and the sun blazed down on the

water so that it burned my eyes. I begged  Boivin to go under cover somewhere. He took me into a kind of

shanty  filled with men, a river boatmen's tavern. 

"He said: 

"'This does not look very grand, but it is very comfortable.' 

"I was hungry. I ordered an omelet. But lo and behold, at the second  glass of wine, that cursed Boivin lost his

head, and I understand why  his wife gave him water in his wine. 

"He got up, declaimed, wanted to show his strength, interfered in a  quarrel between two drunken men who

were fighting, and, but for the  landlord, who came to the rescue, we should both have been killed. 

"I dragged him away, holding him up until we reached the first bush,  where I deposited him. I lay down

beside him and apparently I fell  asleep. We must certainly have slept a long time, for it was dark when I

awoke. Boivin was snoring at my side. I shook him; he rose, but he was  still drunk, though a little less so. 

"We set out through the darkness across the plain. Boivin said he knew  the way. He made me turn to the left,

then to the right, then to the  left. We could see neither sky nor earth, and found ourselves lost in  the midst of


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a kind of forest of wooden stakes, that came as high as our  noses. It was a vineyard and these were the

supports. There was not a  single light on the horizon. We wandered about in this vineyard for  about an hour

or two, hesitating, reaching out our arms without coming  to the end, for we kept retracing our steps. 

"At length Boivin fell against a stake that tore his cheek and he  remained in a sitting posture on the ground,

uttering with all his might  long and resounding hellos, while I screamed 'Help! Help!' as loud as I  could,

lighting waxmatches to show the way to our rescuers, and also to  keep up my courage. 

"At last a belated peasant heard us and put us on our right road. I took  Boivin to his home, but as I was

leaving him on the threshold of his  garden, the door opened suddenly and his wife appeared, a candle in her

hand. She frightened me horribly. 

"As soon as she saw her husband, whom she must have been waiting for  since dark, she screamed, as she

darted toward me: 

"'Ah, scoundrel, I knew you would bring him back drunk!' 

"My, how I made my escape, running all the way to the station, and as I  thought the fury was pursuing me I

shut myself in an inner room, as the  train was not due for half an hour. 

"That is why I never married, and why I never go out of Paris." 

A Coward

SOCIETY CALLED HIM HANDSOME SIGNOLES. HIS  NAME was Viscount GontranJoseph de

Signoles. 

An orphan, and possessed of an adequate income, he cut a dash, as the  saying is. He had a good figure and a

good carriage, a sufficient flow  of words to pass for wit, a certain natural grace, an air of nobility  and pride, a

gallant moustache and an eloquent eye, attributes which  women like. 

He was in demand in drawingrooms, sought after for valses, and in men  he inspired that smiling hostility

which is reserved for vital and  attractive rivals. He had been suspected of several loveaffairs of a  sort

calculated to create a good opinion of a youngster. He lived a  happy, carefree life, in the most complete

wellbeing of body and mind.  He was known to be a fine swordsman and a still finer shot with the  pistol. 

"When I come to fight a duel," he would say, "I shall choose pistols.  With that weapon, I'm sure of killing my

man." 

One evening, he went to the theatre with two ladies, quite young,  friends of his, whose husbands were also of

the party, and after the  performance he invited them to take ices at Tortoni's. 

They had been sitting there for a few minutes when he noticed a  gentleman at a neighbouring table staring

obstinately at one of the  ladies of the party. She seemed embarrassed and ill at ease, and bent  her head. At last

she said to her husband: 

"There's a man staring at me. I don't know him; do you?" 

The husband, who had seen nothing, raised his eyes, but declared: 


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"No, not in the least." 

Half smiling, half in anger, she replied: 

"It's very annoying; the creature's spoiling my ice." 

Her husband shrugged his shoulders. 

"Deuce take him, don't appear to notice it. If we had to deal with all  the discourteous people one meets, we'd

never have done with them." 

But the Viscount had risen abruptly. He could not permit this stranger  to spoil an ice of his giving. It was to

him that the insult was  addressed, since it was at his invitation and on his account that his  friends had come to

the cafe. The affair was no business of anyone but  himself. 

He went up to the man and said: 

"You have a way of looking at those ladies, sir, which I cannot stomach.  Please be so good as to set a limit to

your persistence." 

"You hold your tongue," replied the other. 

"Take care, sir," retorted the Viscount, clenching his teeth;" you'll  force me to overstep the bounds of

common politeness." 

The gentleman replied with a single word, a vile word which rang across  the cafe from one end to the other,

and, like the release of a spring,  jerked every person present into an abrupt movement. All those with  their

backs towards him turned round, all the rest raised their heads;  three waiters spun round on their heels like

tops; the two ladies behind  the counter started, then the whole upper half of their bodies twisted  round, as

though they were a couple of automata worked by the same  handle. 

There was a profound silence. Then suddenly a sharp noise resounded in  the air. The Viscount had boxed his

adversary's ears. Every one rose to  intervene. Cards were exchanged. 

Back in his home, the Viscount walked for several minutes up and down  his room with long quick strides. He

was too excited to think. A  solitary idea dominated his mind: "a duel"; but as yet the idea stirred  in him no

emotion of any kind. He had done what he was compelled to do;  he had shown himself to be what he ought to

be. People would talk of it,  would approve of him, congratulate him. He repeated aloud, speaking as a  man

speaks in severe mental distress: 

"What a hound the fellow is!" 

Then he sat down and began to reflect. In the morning he must find  seconds. Whom should he choose? He

searched his mind for the most  important and celebrated names of his acquaintance. At last he decided  on the

Marquis de la TourNoire and Colonel Bourdin, an aristocrat and a  soldier; they would do excellently. Their

names would look well in the  papers. He realised that he was thirsty, and drank three glasses of  water one

after the other; then he began to walk up and down again. He  felt full of energy. If he played the gallant,

showed himself  determined, insisted on the most strict and dangerous arrangements,  demanded a serious

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He took up once more the card which he had taken from his pocket and  thrown down upon the table, and read

it again as he had read it before,  in the cafe, at a glance, and in the cab, by the light of each gaslamp,  on his

way home. 

"Georges Lamil, 51 rue Moncey." Nothing more. 

He examined the grouped letters; they seemed to him mysterious, full of  confused meaning. Georges Lamil?

Who was this man? What did he do? Why  had he looked at the woman in that way? Was it not revolting that

a  stranger, an unknown man, could thus disturb a man's life, without  warning, just because he chose to fix his

insolent eyes upon a woman?  Again the Viscount repeated aloud: 

"What a hound!" 

Then he remained standing stockstill, lost in thought, his eyes still  fixed upon the card. A fury against this

scrap of paper awoke in him, a  fury of hatred in which was mingled a queer sensation of uneasiness.  This sort

of thing was so stupid! He took up an open knife which lay  close at hand and thrust it through the middle of

the printed name, as  though he had stabbed a man. 

So he must fight. Should he choose swords or pistols?for he regarded  himself as the insulted party. With

swords there would be less risk, but  with pistols there was a chance that his adversary might withdraw. It is

very rare that a duel with swords is fatal, for mutual prudence is apt  to restrain combatants from engaging at

sufficiently close quarters for  a point to penetrate deeply. With pistols he ran a grave risk of death;  but he

might also extricate himself from the affair with all the honours  of the situation and without actually coming

to a meeting. 

"I must be firm," he said. "He will take fright." 

The sound of his voice set him trembling, and he looked round. He felt  very nervous. He drank another glass

of water, then began to undress for  bed. 

As soon as he was in bed, he blew out the light and closed his eyes. 

"I've the whole of tomorrow," he thought, "in which to set my affairs  in order. I'd better sleep now, so that I

shall be quite calm." 

He was very warm in the blankets, but he could not manage to compose  himself to sleep. He turned this way

and that, lay for five minutes upon  his back, turned on to his left side, then rolled over on to his right. 

He was still thirsty. He got up to get a drink. A feeling of uneasiness  crept over him: 

"Is it possible that I'm afraid?" 

Why did his heart beat madly at each familiar sound in his room? When  the clock was about to strike, the

faint squeak of the rising spring  made him start; so shaken he was that for several seconds afterwards he  had

to open his mouth to get his breath. 

He began to reason with himself on the possibility of his being afraid. 

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No, of course he would not be afraid, since he was resolved to see the  matter through, and had duly made up

his mind to fight and not to  tremble. But he felt so profoundly distressed that he wondered: 

"Can a man be afraid in spite of himself?" 

He was attacked by this doubt, this uneasiness, this terror; suppose a  force more powerful than himself,

masterful, irresistible, overcame him,  what would happen? Yes, what might not happen? Assuredly he would

go to  the place of the meeting, since he was quite ready to go. But supposing  he trembled? Supposing he

fainted? He thought of the scene, of his  reputation, his good name. 

There came upon him a strange need to get up and look at himself in the  mirror. He relit his candle. When he

saw his face reflected in the  polished glass, he scarcely recognised it, it seemed to him as though he  had never

yet seen himself. His eyes looked to him enormous; and he was  pale; yes, without doubt he was pale, very

pale. 

He remained standing in front of the mirror. He put out his tongue, as  though to ascertain the state of his

health, and abruptly the thought  struck him like a bullet: 

"The day after tomorrow, at this very hour, I may be dead." 

His heart began again its furious beating. 

"The day after tomorrow, at this very hour, I may be dead. This person  facing me, this me I see in the

mirror, will be no more. Why, here I am,  I look at myself, I feel myself alive, and in twentyfour hours I shall

be lying in that bed, dead, my eyes closed, cold, inanimate, vanished." 

He turned back towards the bed, and distinctly saw himself lying on his  back in the very sheets he had just

left. He had the hollow face of a  corpse, his hands had the slackness of hands that will never make  another

movement. 

At that he was afraid of his bed, and, to get rid of the sight of it,  went into the smokingroom. Mechanically

he picked up a cigar, lit it,  and began to walk up and down again. He was cold; he went to the bell to  wake his

valet; but he stopped, even as he raised his hand to the rope. 

"He will see that I am afraid." 

He did not ring; he lit the fire. His hands shook a little, with a  nervous tremor, whenever they touched

anything. His brain whirled, his  troubled thoughts became elusive, transitory, and gloomy; his mind  suffered

all the effects of intoxication, as though he were actually  drunk. 

Over and over again he thought: 

"What shall I do? What is to become of me?" 

His whole body trembled, seized with a jerky shuddering; he got up and,  going to the window, drew back the

curtains. 

Dawn was at hand, a summer dawn. The rosy sky touched the town, its  roofs and walls, with its own hue. A

broad descending ray, like the  caress of the rising sun, enveloped the awakened world; and with the  light,

hopea gay, swift, fierce hopefilled the Viscount's heart! Was  he mad, that he had allowed himself to be

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Lamil, before he knew whether he was going to fight? 

He washed, dressed, and walked out with a firm step. 

He repeated to himself, as he walked: 

"I must be energetic, very energetic. I must prove that I am not  afraid." 

His seconds, the Marquis and the Colonel, placed themselves at his  disposal, and after hearty handshakes

discussed the conditions. 

"You are anxious for a serious duel? " asked the Colonel. 

"Yes, a very serious one," replied the Viscount. 

"You still insist on pistols?" said the Marquis. 

"Yes." 

"You will leave us free to arrange the rest?" 

In a dry, jerky voice the Viscount stated: 

"Twenty paces; at the signal, raising the arm, and not lowering it.  Exchange of shots till one is seriously

wounded." 

"They are excellent conditions," declared the Colonel in a tone of  satisfaction. "You shoot well, you have

every chance." 

They departed. The Viscount went home to wait for them. His agitation,  momentarily quietened, was now

growing minute by minute. He felt a  strange shivering, a ceaseless vibration, down his arms, down his legs,

in his chest; he could not keep still in one place, neither seated nor  standing. There was not the least

moistening of saliva in his mouth, and  at every instant he made a violent movement of his tongue, as though

to  prevent it sticking to his palate. 

He was eager to have breakfast, but could not eat. Then the idea came to  him to drink in order to give himself

courage, and he sent for a  decanter of rum, of which he swallowed six liqueur glasses full one  after the other. 

A burning warmth flooded through his body, followed immediately by a  sudden dizziness of the mind and

spirit. 

"Now I know what to do," he thought. "Now it is all right." 

But by the end of an hour he had emptied the decanter, and his state of  agitation had once more become

intolerable. He was conscious of a wild  need to roll on the ground, to scream, to bite. Night was falling. 

The ringing of a bell gave him such a shock that he had not strength to  rise and welcome his seconds. 

He did not even dare to speak to them, to say "Good evening" to them, to  utter a single word, for fear they

guessed the whole thing by the  alteration in his voice. 


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"Everything is arranged in accordance with the conditions you fixed,"  observed the Colonel. "At first your

adversary claimed the privileges of  the insulted party, but he yielded almost at once, and has accepted

everything. His seconds are two military men." 

"Thank you," said the Viscount. 

"Pardon us," interposed the Marquis, "if we merely come in and leave  again immediately, but we have a

thousand things to see to. We must have  a good doctor, since the combat is not to end until a serious wound is

inflicted, and you know that pistol bullets are no laughingmatter. We  must appoint the ground, near a house

to which we may carry the wounded  man if necessary, etc. In fact, we shall be occupied for two or three

hours arranging all that there is to arrange." 

"Thank you," said the Viscount a second time. 

"You are all right?" asked the Colonel. "You are calm?" 

"Yes, quite calm, thank you." 

The two men retired. 

When he realised that he was once more alone, he thought that he was  going mad. His servant had lit the

lamps, and he sat down at the table  to write letters. After tracing, at the head of a sheet: "This is my  will," he

rose shivering and walked away, feeling incapable of  connecting two ideas, of taking a resolution, of making

any decision  whatever. 

So he was going to fight! He could no longer avoid it. Then what was the  matter with him? He wished to

fight, he had absolutely decided upon this  plan of action and taken his resolve, and he now felt clearly, in

spite  of every effort of mind and forcing of will, that he could not retain  even the strength necessary to get

him to the place of meeting. He tried  to picture the duel, his own attitude and the bearing of his adversary. 

From time to time his teeth chattered in his mouth with a slight  clicking noise. He tried to read, and took

down Chateauvillard's code of  duelling. Then he wondered: 

"Does my adversary go to shootinggalleries? Is he well known? Is he  classified anywhere? How can I find

out?" 

He bethought himself of Baron Vaux's book on marksmen with the pistol,  and ran through it from end to end.

Georges Lamil was not mentioned in  it. Yet if the man were not a good shot, he would surely not have

promptly agreed to that dangerous weapon and those fatal conditions? 

He opened, in passing, a case by Gastinne Renette standing on a small  table, and took out one of the pistols,

then placed himself as though to  shoot and raised his arm. But he was trembling from head to foot and the

barrel moved in every direction. 

At that, he said to himself: 

"It's impossible. I cannot fight in this state." 

He looked at the end of the barrel, at the little, black, deep hole that  spits death; he thought of the disgrace, of

the whispers at the club, of  the laughter in drawingrooms, of the contempt of women, of the  allusions in the

papers, of the insults which cowards would fling at  him. 


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He was still looking at the weapon, and, raising the hammer, caught a  glimpse of a cap gleaming beneath it

like a tiny red flame; By good  fortune or forgetfulness, the pistol had been left loaded. At the  knowledge, he

was filled with a confused inexplicable sense of joy. 

If, when face to face with the other man, he did not show a proper  gallantry and calm, he would be lost for

ever. He would be sullied,  branded with a mark of infamy, hounded out of society. And he would not  be able

to achieve that calm, that swaggering poise; he knew it, he felt  it. Yet he was brave, since he wanted to fight I

... He was brave,  since.... 

The thought which hovered in him did not even fulfil itself in his mind;  but, opening his mouth wide, he

thrust in the barrel of his pistol with  savage gesture until it reached his throat, and pressed on the trigger. 

When his valet ran in, at the sound of the report, he found him lying  dead upon his back. A shower of blood

had splashed the white paper on  the table, and made a great red mark beneath these four words: 

"This is my will." 

Confessing 

THE NOON SUN POURED FIERCELY DOWN UPON  THE FIELDS. They stretched in undulating folds

between the clumps of  trees that marked each farmhouse; the different crops, ripe rye and  yellowing wheat,

palegreen oats, darkgreen clover, spread a vast  striped cloak, soft and rippling, over the naked body of the

earth. 

In the distance, on the crest of a slope, was an endless line of cows,  ranked like soldiers, some lying down,

others standing, their large eyes  blinking in the burning light, chewing the cud and grazing on a field of

clover as broad as a lake. 

Two women, mother and daughter, were walking with a swinging step, one  behind the other, towards this

regiment of cattle. Each carried two zinc  pails, slung outwards from the body on a hoop from a cask; at each

step  the metal sent out a dazzling white flash under the sun that struck full  upon it. 

The women did not speak. They were on their way to milk the cows. When  they arrive, they set down one of

their pails and approach the first two  cows, making them stand up with a kick in the ribs from woodenshod

feet. The beast rises slowly, first on its forelegs, then with more  difficulty raises its large hind quarters, which

seem to be weighted  down by the enormous udder of livid pendulous flesh. 

The two Malivoires, mother and daughter, kneeling beneath the animal's  belly, tug with a swift movement of

their hands at the swollen teat,  which at each squeeze sends a slender jet of milk into the pail. The  yellowish

froth mounts to the brim, and the women go from cow to cow  until they reach the end of the long line. 

As soon as they finish milking a beast, they change its position, giving  it a fresh patch of grass on which to

graze. 

Then they start on their way home, more slowly now, weighed down by the  load of milk, the mother in front,

the daughter behind. 

Abruptly the latter halts, sets down her burden, Sits down, and begins  to cry. 

Madame Malivoire, missing the sound of steps behind her, turns round and  is quite amazed. 


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"What's the matter with you?" she said. 

Her daughter Celeste, a tall girl with flaming red hair and flaming  cheeks, flecked with freckles as though

sparks of fire had fallen upon  her face one day as she worked in the sun, murmurs, moaning softly, like  a

beaten child: 

"I can't carry the milk any further." 

Her mother looked at her suspiciously. 

"What's the matter with you?" she repeated. 

"It drags too heavy, I can't," replied Celeste, who had collapsed and  was lying on the ground between the two

pails, hiding her eyes in her  apron. 

"What's the matter with you, then?" said her mother for the third time.  The girl moaned: 

"I think there's a baby on the way." And she broke into sobs. 

The old woman now in her turn set down her load, so amazed that she  could find nothing to say. At last she

stammered: 

"You . . . you . . . you're going to have a baby, you clod! How can that  be?" 

The Malivoires were prosperous farmers, wealthy and of a certain  position, widely respected, good business

folk, of some importance in  the district. 

"I think I am, all the same," faltered Celeste. 

The frightened mother looked at the weeping girl grovelling at her feet.  After a few seconds she cried: 

"You're going to have a baby! A baby! Where did you get it, you slut?" 

Celeste, shaken with emotion, murmured: 

"I think it was in Polyte's coach." 

The old woman tried to understand, tried to imagine, to realise who  could have brought this misfortune upon

her daughter. If the lad was  well off and of decent position, an arrangement might be come to. The  damage

could still be repaired. Celeste was not the first to be in the  same way, but it was annoying all the same,

seeing their position and  the way people talked. 

"And who was it, you slut?" she repeated. 

Celeste, resolved to make a clean breast of it, stammered: 

"I think it was Polyte." 

At that Madame Malivoire, mad with rage, rushed upon her daughter and  began to beat her with such fury

that her hat fell off in the effort. 


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With great blows of the fist she struck her on the head, on the back,  all over her body; Celeste, prostrate

between the two pails, which  afforded her some slight protection, shielded just her face with her  hands. 

All the cows, disturbed, had stopped grazing and turned round, staring  with their great eyes. The last one

mooed, stretching out its muzzle  towards the women. 

After beating her daughter till she was out of breath, Madame Malivoire  stopped, exhausted; her spirits

reviving a little, she tried to get a  thorough understanding of the situation. 

" Polyte! Lord save us, it's not possible! How could you, with a  carrier? You must have lost your wits. He

must have played you a trick,  the goodfornothing!" 

Celeste, still prostrate, murmured in the dust: 

"I didn't pay my fare!" 

And the old Norman woman understood. 

Every week, on Wednesday and on Saturday, Celeste went to town with the  farm produce, poultry, cream,

and eggs. 

She started at seven with her two huge baskets on her arm, the dairy  produce in one, the chickens in the other,

and went to the main road to  wait for the coach to Yvetot. 

She set down her wares and sat in the ditch, while the chickens with  their short pointed beaks and the ducks

with their broad flat bills  thrust their heads between the wicker bars and looked about them with  their round,

stupid, surprised eyes. 

Soon the bus, a sort of yellow box with a black leather cap on the top,  came up, jerking and quivering with

the trotting of the old white horse. 

Polyte the coachman, a big, jolly fellow, stout though still young, and  so burnt up by sun and wind, soaked by

rain, and coloured with brandy  that his face and neck were brickred, cracked his whip and shouted from  the

distance: 

"Morning, Mam'selle Celeste. In good health, I hope?" 

She gave him her baskets, one after the other, which he stowed in the  boot; then she got in, lifting her leg

high up to reach the step, and  exposing a sturdy leg clad in a blue stocking. 

Every time Polyte repeated the same joke: "Well, it's not got any  thinner." 

She laughed, thinking this funny. 

Then he uttered a "Gee up, old girl!" which started off the thin horse.  Then Celeste, reaching for her purse in

the depths of her pocket, slowly  took out fivepence, threepence for herself and twopence for the baskets,  and

handed them to Polyte over his shoulder. 

He took them, saying: 

"Aren't we going to have our little bit of sport today?" 


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And he laughed heartily, turning round towards her so as to stare at her  at his ease. 

She found it a big expense, the halffranc for a journey of two miles.  And when she had no coppers she felt it

still more keenly; it was hard  to make up her mind to part with a silver coin. 

One day, as she was paying, she asked: 

"From a good customer like me you oughtn't to take more than  threepence." 

He burst out laughing. 

"Threepence, my beauty; why, you're worth more than that." 

She insisted on the point. 

"But you make a good two francs a month out of me." 

He whipped up his horse and exclaimed: 

"Look here, I'm an obliging fellow! We'll call it quits for a bit of  sport." 

"What do you mean?" she asked with an air of innocence. 

He was so amused that he laughed till he coughed. 

"A bit of sport is a bit of sport, damn it; a game for a lad and a lass,  a dance for two without music." 

She understood, blushed, and declared: 

"I don't care for that sort of game, Monsieur Polyte." 

But he was in no way abashed, and repeated, with growing merriment: 

"You'll come to it some day, my beauty, a bit of sport for a lad and a  lass!" 

And since that day he had taken to asking her, each time that she paid  her fare: 

"Aren't we going to have our bit of sport today?" 

She, too, joked about it by this time, and replied: 

"Not today, Monsieur Polyte, but Saturday, for certain!" 

And amid peals of laughter he answered: 

"Saturday, then, my beauty." 

But inwardly she calculated that, during the two years the affair had  been going on, she had paid Polyte

fortyeight whole francs, and in the  country fortyeight francs is not a sum which can be picked up on the

roadside; she also calculated that in two more years she would have paid  nearly a hundred francs. 


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To such purpose she meditated that, one spring day as they jogged on  alone, when he made his customary

inquiry: "Aren't we going to have our  bit of sport yet?" She replied: 

"Yes, if you like, Monsieur Polyte." 

He was not at all surprised, and clambered over the back of his seat,  murmuring with a complacent air: 

"Come along, then. I knew you'd come to it some day." 

The old white horse trotted so gently that she seemed to be dancing upon  the same spot, deaf to the voice

which cried at intervals, from the  depths of the vehicle: "Gee up, old girl! Gee up, then!" 

Three months later Celeste discovered that she was going to have a  child. 

All this she had told her mother in a tearful voice. Pale with fury, the  old woman asked: 

"Well, what did it cost?" 

"Four months; that makes eight francs, doesn't it?" replied Celeste. 

At that the peasant woman's fury was utterly unleashed, and, falling  once more upon her daughter, she beat

her a second time until she was  out of breath. Then she rose and said: 

"Have you told him about the baby?" 

"No, of course not." 

"Why haven't you told him?" 

"Because very likely he'd have made me pay for all the free rides!" 

The old woman pondered awhile, then picked up her milkpails. 

"Come on, get up, and try to walk home," she said, and, after a pause,  continued: 

"And don't tell him as long as he doesn't notice anything, and we'll  make six or eight months' fares out of

him." 

And Celeste, who had risen, still crying, dishevelled and swollen round  the eyes, started off again with

dragging steps, murmuring: 

"Of course I won't say." 

Humiliation

THE TWO YOUNG WOMEN had the appearance  of being buried in a bed of flowers. They were alone in an

immense  landau filled with bouquets like a giant basket. Upon the seat before  them were two small hampers

full of Nice violets, and upon the bearskin  which covered their knees was a heap of roses, gillyflowers,

marguerites, tuberoses and orange flowers, bound together with silk  ribbons, which seemed to crush the two

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of their bodices, one of which was blue and the other lilac. 

The coachman's whip bore a sheath of anemones; the horses' heads were  decorated with wallflowers; the

spokes of the wheels were clothed in  mignonette, and in place of lanterns, there were two round, enormous

bouquets, which seemed like the two eyes of this strange, rolling,  flowery beast. 

The landau went along Antibes Street at a brisk trot, preceded, followed  and accompanied by a crowd of

other garlanded carriages full of women  concealed under a billow of violets. For it was the Flower Festival at

Cannes 

They arrived at the Fonciere Boulevard where the battle took place. The  whole length of the immense avenue,

a double line of bedecked equipages  was going and coming, like a ribbon without end. They threw flowers

from  one to the other. Flowers passed in the air like balls, hit the fair  faces, hovered and fell in the dust where

an army of street urchins  gathered them. 

A compact crowd, clamorous but orderly' looked on, standing in rows upon  the sidewalks and held in place

by policemen on horseback who passed  along, pushing back the curious brutally with their feet, in order that

the villains might not mingle with the rich. 

Now the people in the carriages recognized each other, called to each  other and bombarded one another with

roses. A chariot full of pretty  young women, clothed in red like devils, attracted and held all eyes.  One

gentleman who resembled the portraits of Henry IV, threw repeatedly,  with joyous ardor, a huge bouquet

retained by an elastic. At the threat  of the blow the women lowered their heads and hid their eyes, but the

gracious projectile only described a curve and again returned to its  master, who immediately threw it again to

a new face. 

The two young women emptied their arsenal with full hands and received a  shower of bouquets; then after an

hour of battle, a little wearied at  the last, they ordered the coachman to take the road to the Juan Gulf,  which

skirts the sea. 

The sun disappeared behind the Esterel, outlining in black upon a  background of fire the lacy silhouette of the

stretchedout mountain.  The calm sea was spread out blue and clear as far as the horizon, where  it mingled

with the sky and with the squadron anchored in the middle of  the gulf, having the appearance of a troop of

monstrous beasts,  unmovable upon the water, apocalyptic animals, humpbacked and clothed in  coats of mail,

capped with thin masts like plumes and with eyes that  lighted up when night came on. 

The young women, stretched out under the fur robe, looked upon it  languidly. Finally one of them said: 

"How delicious these evenings are! Everything seems good. Is it not so,  Margot?" 

The other replied: "Yes, it is good. But there is always something,  lacking." 

What is it? For my part, I am completely happy. I have need of nothing." 

"Yes? You think so, perhaps. But whatever wellbeing surrounds our  bodies, we always desire something

morefor the heart." 

Said the other, smiling: "A little love?" 

"Yes." 


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They were silent, looking straight before them; then the one called  Marguerite said: "Life does not seem

supportable to me without that. I  need to be loved, if only by a dog. And we are all so, whatever you may  say,

Simone." 

"No, no, my dear. I prefer not to be loved at all than to be loved by no  one of importance. Do you think, for

example, that it would be agreeable  to me to be loved byby" 

She looked for someone by whom she could possibly be loved, casting her  eyes over the neighboring country.

Her eyes, after having made the tour  of the whole horizon, fell upon the two metal buttons shining on the

coachman's back, and she continued, laughing, "By my coachman?" 

Mlle Marguerite scarcely smiled as she replied: 

"I can assure you it is very amusing to be loved by a domestic. This has  happened to me two or three times.

They roll their eyes so queerly that  one is dying to laugh. Naturally, the more one is loved, the more severe

she becomes, since otherwise, one puts herself in the way of being made  ridiculous for some very slight

cause, if anyone happened to observe  it." 

Mlle Simone listened, her look fixed straight before her; then she  declared: 

"No, decidedly, the heart of my valet at my feet would not appear to me  sufficient. But tell me how you

perceived that you were loved." 

"I perceived it in them as I do in other men; they become so stupid!" 

"But others do not appear so stupid to me when they are in love." 

"Idiots, my dear, incapable of chatting, of answering, of comprehending  anything." 

"And you? What effect did it have on you to be loved by a domestic? Were  you movedflattered?" 

"Moved? No. Flattered? Yes, a little. One is always flattered by the  love of a man, whoever he may be." 

"Oh, now, Margot!" 

"Yes, my dear. Wait! I will tell you a singular adventure that happened  to me. You will see what curious

things take place among us in such  cases. 

"It was four years ago in the autumn, when I found myself without a  maid. I had tried five or six, one after the

other, all of them  incompetent, and almost despaired of finding one, when I read in the  advertisements of a

newspaper of a young girl knowing how to sew,  embroider and dress hair, who was seeking a place and could

furnish the  best of references. She could also speak English. 

"I wrote to the address given, and the next day the person in question  presented herself. She was rather tall,

thin, a little pale, with a very  timid air. She had beautiful black eyes, a charming color, and she  pleased me at

once. I asked for her references; she gave me one written  in English, because she had come, she said, from

the house of Lady  Ryswell, where she had been for ten years. 

"The certificate attested that the girl was returning to France of her  own will and that she had nothing to

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"The modest turn of the English phrase made me smile a little, and I  engaged the maid immediately. She

came to my house the same day; she  called herself Rose. 

"At the end of a month I adored her. She was a treasure, a pearl,  phenomenon. 

"She could dress my hair with exquisite taste; she could flute the lace  of a cap better than the best of the

professionals, and she could make  frocks. I was amazed at her ability. Never had I been so well served. 

"She dressed me rapidly with an astonishing lightness of hand. I never  felt her fingers upon my skin, and

nothing is more disagreeable to me  than contact with a maid's hand. I immediately got into excessively idle

habits, so pleasant was it to let her dress me from head to foot, from  chemise to glovesthis tall, timid girl,

always blushing a little and  never speaking. After my bath she would rub me and massage me while I  slept a

little while on my divan; indeed, I came to look upon her more  as a friend in poorer circumstances than a

servant. 

"One morning the concierge, with some show of mystery, said he wished to  speak to me. I was surprised but

let him enter. He was an old soldier,  once orderly for my husband. 

"He appeared to hesitate at what he was going to say. Finally he said  stammeringly: 'Madame, the police

captain for this district is  downstairs.' 

"I asked: 'What does he want?' 

"'He wants to search the house.' 

"Certainly the police are necessary, but I do detest them. I never can  make it seem a noble profession. And I

answered, irritated as well as  wounded: 

"'Why search here? For what purpose? There has been no burglary?' 

He answered: 

"'He thinks that a criminal is concealed somewhere here.' 

"I began to be a little afraid and ordered the police captain to be  brought that I might have some explanation.

He was a man rather well  brought up and decorated with the Legion of Honor. He excused himself,  asked my

pardon. then asserted that I had among my servants a convict! 

"I was thunderstruck and answered that I could vouch for every one of  them and that I would make a review

of them for his satisfaction. 

"'There is Peter Courtin, an old soldier.' 

"It was not he. 

"'The coachman, Francis Pingau, a peasant, son of my father's farmer.' 

"It was not he. 

"'A stableboy, also from Champagne and also a son of peasants I had  known, and no more except the

footman, whom you have seen.' 


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"It was not any of them. 

"'Then, sir, you see that you have been deceived.' 

"'Pardon me, madame, but I am sure I am not deceived. As he has not at  all the appearance of a criminal, will

you have the goodness to have all  your servants appear here before you and me, all of them?' 

"I hesitated at first, then I yielded, summoning all my people, men and  women. 

"He looked at them all for an instant, then declared: 

"'This is not all.' 

"'Your pardon, sir,' I replied; 'this is all, except my own maid who  could not possibly be confounded with a

convict.' 

"He asked: 'Could I see her too?' 

"'Certainly.' 

"I rang and Rose appeared immediately. Scarcely had she entered when he  gave a signal, and two men, whom

I had not seen, concealed behind the  door, threw themselves upon her, seized her hands and bound them with

cords. 

"I uttered a cry of fury and was going to try and defend her. The  captain stopped me: 

"'This girl, madame, is a man who calls himself John Nicholas Lecapet,  condemned to death in 1879 for

assassination preceded by violation. His  sentence was changed to life imprisonment. He escaped four months

ago.  We have been on the search for him ever since.' 

"I was dismayed, struck dumb. I could not believe it. The policeman  continued, laughing: 

"'I can only give you one proof. His right arm is tattooed.' 

"His sleeve was rolled up. It was true. The policeman added, certainly  in bad taste: 

"'Doubtless you will be satisfied without the other proofs.' 

"And he led away my maid! 

"Well, if you will believe it, the feeling which was uppermost in me was  that of anger at having been played

with in this way, deceived and made  ridiculous; it was not shame at having been dressed, undressed, handled

and touched by this man, butaprofound humiliationthe humiliation  of a woman. Do you understand?" 

"No, not exactly." 

"Let us see. Think a minute. He had been condemnedfor violation, this  young manand thatthat

humiliated methere! Now do you understand?" 

And Mlle Simone did not reply. She looked straight before her, with her  eyes singularly fixed upon the two

shining buttons of the livery and  with that sphinx's smile that women have sometimes. 


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The Vendetta

PAOLO SAVERINI'S WIDOW LIVED ALONE  WITH HER SON IN A poor little house on the ramparts of

Bonifacio. The  town, built on a spur of the mountains, in places actually overhanging  the sea, looks across a

channel bristling with reefs, to the lower  shores of Sardinia. At its foot, on the other side and almost

completely  surrounding it, is the channel that serves as its harbour, cut in the  cliff like a gigantic corridor.

Through a long circuit between steep  walls, the channel brings to the very foot of the first houses the  little

Italian or Sardinian fishingboats, and, every fortnight, the old  steamboat that runs to and from Ajaccio. 

Upon the white mountain the group of houses form a whiter patch still.  They look like the nests of wild birds,

perched so upon the rock,  dominating that terrible channel through which hardly ever a ship risks  a passage.

The unresting wind harasses the sea and eats away the bare  shore, clad with a sparse covering of grass; it

rushes into the ravine  and ravages its two sides. The trailing wisps of white foam round the  black points of

countless rocks that everywhere pierce the waves, look  like rags of canvas floating and heaving on the

surface of the water. 

The widow Saverini's house held for dear life to the very edge of the  cliff; its three windows looked out over

this wild and desolate scene. 

She lived there alone with her son Antoine and their bitch Semillante, a  large, thin animal with long, shaggy

hair, of the sheepdog breed. The  young man used her for hunting. 

One evening, after a quarrel, Antoine Saverini was treacherously slain  by a knifethrust from Nicolas

Ravolati, who got away to Sardinia the  same night. 

When his old mother received his body, carried home by bystanders, she  did not weep, but for a long time

stayed motionless, looking at it;  then, stretching out her wrinkled hand over the body, she swore vendetta

against him. She would have no one stay with her, and shut herself up  with the body, together with the

howling dog. The animal howled  continuously, standing at the foot of the bed, her head thrust towards  her

master, her tail held tightly between her legs. She did not stir,  nor did the mother, who crouched over the

body with her eyes fixed  steadily upon it, and wept great silent tears. 

The young man, lying on his back, clad in his thick serge coat with a  hole torn across the front, looked as

though he slept; but everywhere  there was blood; on the shirt, torn off for the first hasty dressing; on  his

waistcoat, on his breeches, on his face, on his hands. Clots of  blood had congealed in his beard and in his

hair. 

The old mother began to speak to him. At the sound of her voice the dog  was silent. 

"There, there, you shall be avenged, my little one, my boy, my poor  child. Sleep, sleep, you shall be avenged,

do you hear! Your mother  swears it! And your mother always keeps her word; you know she does." 

Slowly she bent over him, pressing her cold lips on the dead lips. 

Then Semillante began to howl once more. She uttered long cries,  monotonous, heartrending, horrible cries. 

They remained there, the pair of them, the woman and the dog, till  morning. 

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He had left neither brothers nor close cousins. No man was there to  carry on the vendetta. Only his mother, an

old woman, brooded over it. 

On the other side of the channel she watched from morning till night a  white speck on the coast. It was a little

Sardinian village, Longosardo,  where Corsican bandits fled for refuge when too hard pressed. They  formed

almost the entire population of this hamlet, facing the shores of  their own country, and there they awaited a

suitable moment to come  home, to return to the maquis of Corsica. She knew that Nicolas Ravolati  had taken

refuge in this very village. 

All alone, all day long, sitting by the window, she looked over there  and pondered revenge. How could she do

it without another's help, so  feeble as she was, so near to death? But she had promised, she had sworn  upon

the body. She could not forget, she could not wait. What was she to  do? She could no longer sleep at night,

she had no more sleep nor peace;  obstinately she searched for a way. The dog slumbered at her feet and

sometimes, raising her head, howled into the empty spaces. Since her  master had gone, she often howled

thus, as though she were calling him,  as though her animal soul, inconsolable, had retained an ineffaceable

memory of him. 

One night, as Semillante was beginning to moan again, the mother had a  sudden idea, an idea quite natural to

a vindictive and ferocious savage.  She meditated on it till morning, then, rising at the approach of day,  she

went to church. She prayed, kneeling on the stones, prostrate before  God, begging Him to aid her, to sustain

her, to grant her poor wornout  body the strength necessary to avenge her son. 

Then she returned home. There stood in the yard an old barrel with its  sides stove in, which held the

rainwater; she overturned it, emptied  it, and fixed it to the ground with stakes and stones; then she chained

up Semillante in this kennel, and went into the house. 

Next she began to walk up and down her room, taking no rest, her eyes  still turned to the coast of Sardinia.

He was there, the murderer. 

All day long and all night long the dog howled. In the morning the old  woman took her some water in a bowl,

but nothing else; no soup, no  bread. 

Another day went by. Semillante, exhausted, was asleep. Next day her  eyes were shining, her hair on end,

and she tugged desperately at the  chain. 

Again the old woman gave her nothing to eat. The animal, mad with  hunger, barked hoarsely. Another night

went by. 

When day broke, Mother Saverini went to her neighbour to ask him to give  her two trusses of straw. She took

the old clothes her husband had worn  and stuffed them with the straw into the likeness of a human figure. 

Having planted a post in the ground opposite Semillante's kennel, she  tied the dummy figure to it, which

looked now as though it were  standing. Then she fashioned a head with a roll of old linen. 

The dog, surprised, looked at this straw man, and was silent, although  devoured with hunger. 

Then the woman went to the porkbutcher and bought a long piece of black  pudding. She returned home, lit a

wood fire in her yard, close to the  kennel, and grilled the black pudding. Semillante, maddened, leapt about

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Then with the smoking sausage the mother made a collar for the straw  man. She spent a long time lashing it

round his neck, as though to stuff  it right in. When it was done, she unchained the dog. 

With a tremendous bound the animal leapt upon the dummy's throat and  with her paws on his shoulders

began to rend it. She fell back with a  piece of the prey in her mouth, then dashed at it again, sank her teeth

into the cords, tore away a few fragments of food, fell back again, and  leapt once more, ravenous. 

With great bites she rent away the face, and tore the whole neck to  shreds. 

The old woman watched, motionless and silent, a gleam in her eyes. Then  she chained up her dog again,

made her go without food for two more  days, and repeated the strange performance. 

For three months she trained the dog to this struggle, the conquest of a  meal by fangs. She no longer chained

her up, but launched her upon the  dummy with a sign. 

She had taught the dog to rend and devour it without hiding food in its  throat. Afterwards she would reward

the dog with the gift of the black  pudding she had cooked for her. 

As soon as she saw the man, Semillante would tremble, then turn her eyes  towards her mistress, who would

cry "Off!" in a whistling tone, raising  her finger. 

When she judged that the time was come, Mother Saverini went to  confession and took communion one

Sunday morning with an ecstatic  fervour; then, putting on a man's clothes, like an old ragged beggar,  she

bargained with a Sardinian fisherman, who took her, accompanied by  the dog, to the other side of the straits. 

In a canvas bag she had a large piece of black pudding. Semillante had  had nothing to eat for two days. Every

minute the old woman made her  smell the savoury food, stimulating her hunger with it. 

They came to Longosardo. The Corsican woman was limping slightly. She  went to the baker's and inquired

for Nicolas Ravolati's house. He had  resumed his old occupation, that of a joiner. He was working alone at

the back of his shop. 

The old woman pushed open the door and called him: 

"Hey! Nicolas!" 

He turned round; then, letting go of her dog, she cried: 

"Off, off, bite him, bite him!" 

The maddened beast dashed forward and seized his throat. 

The man put out his arms, clasped the dog, and rolled upon the ground.  For a few minutes he writhed, beating

the ground with his feet; then he  remained motionless while Semillante nuzzled at his throat and tore it  out in

ribbons. 

Two neighbours, sitting at their doors, plainly recollected having seen  a poor old man come out with a lean

black dog which ate, as it walked,  something brown that its master was giving to it. 

In the evening the old woman returned home. That night she slept well. 


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Bellflower 

HOW STRANGE are those old recollections  which haunt us without our being able to get rid of them! This

one is so  very old that I cannot understand how it has clung so vividly and  tenaciously to my memory. Since

then I have seen so many sinister  things, either affecting or terrible, that I am astonished at not being  able to

pass a single day without the face of Mother Bellflower  recurring to my mind's eye, just as I knew her

formerly long, long ago,  when I was ten or twelve years old. 

She was an old seamstress who came to my parents' house once a week,  every Thursday, to mend the linen.

My parents lived in one of those  country houses called chateaux, which are merely old houses with pointed

roofs, to which are attached three or four adjacent farms. 

The village, a large village, almost a small market town, was a few  hundred yards off and nestled round the

church, a red brick church,  which had become black with age. 

Well, every Thursday Mother Bellflower came between halfpast six and  seven in the morning and went

immediately into the linen room and began  to work. She was a tall, thin, bearded or rather hairy woman, for

she  had a beard all over her face, a surprising, an unexpected beard,  growing in improbable tufts, in curly

bunches which looked as if they  had been sown by a madman over that great face, the face of a gendarme  in

petticoats. She had them on her nose, under her nose, round her nose,  on her chin, on her cheeks, and her

eyebrows, which were extraordinarily  thick and long and quite gray, bushy and bristling, looked exactly like

a pair of mustaches stuck on there by mistake. 

She limped, not like lame people generally do, but like a ship pitching.  When she planted her great bony,

vibrant body on her sound leg, she  seemed to be preparing to mount some enormous wave, and then suddenly

she dipped as if to disappear in an abyss and buried herself in the  ground. Her walk reminded one of a ship in

a storm, and her head, which  was always covered with an enormous white cap, whose ribbons fluttered  down

her back, seemed to traverse the horizon from north to south and  from south to north at each limp. 

I adored Mother Bellflower. As soon as I was up I used to go into the  linen room, where I found her installed

at work with a foot warmer under  her feet. As soon as I arrived she made me take the foot warmer and sit

upon it, so that I might not catch cold in that large chilly room under  the roof. 

"That draws the blood from your head," she would say to me. 

She told me stories while mending the linen with her long, crooked,  nimble fingers; behind her magnifying

spectacles, for age had impaired  her sight, her eyes appeared enormous to me, strangely profound, double. 

As far as I can remember from the things which she told me and by which  my childish heart was moved, she

had the large heart of a poor woman.  She told me what had happened in the village, how a cow had escaped

from  the cow house and had been found the next morning in front of Prosper  Malet's mill looking at the sails

turning, or about a hen's egg which  had been found in the church belfry without anyone being able to

understand what creature had been there to lay it, or the queer story of  Jean Pila's dog who had gone ten

leagues to bring back his master's  breeches which a tramp had stolen while they were hanging up to dry out

of doors after he had been caught in the rain. She told me these simple  adventures in such a manner that in

my mind they assumed the proportions  of nevertobeforgotten dramas, of grand and mysterious poems;

and the  ingenious stories invented by the poets, which my mother told me in the  evening, had none of the

flavor, none of the fullness or of the vigor of  the peasant woman's narratives. 

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to her again during the day  after picking hazelnuts with the manservant in the wood behind the farm.  I

remember it all as clearly as what happened only yesterday. 

On opening the door of the linen room I saw the old seamstress lying on  the floor by the side of her chair, her

face turned down and her arms  stretched out, but still holding her needle in one hand and one of my  shirts in

the other. One of her legs in a blue stocking, the longer one  no doubt, was extended under her chair, and her

spectacles glistened by  the wall, where they had rolled away from her. 

I ran away uttering shrill cries. They all came running, and in a few  minutes I was told that Mother Clochette

was dead. 

I cannot describe the profound, poignant, terrible emotion which stirred  my childish heart. I went slowly

down into the drawing room and hid  myself in a dark corner in the depths of a great old armchair, where I

knelt and wept. I remained there for a long time, no doubt, for night  came on. Suddenly someone came in

with a lampwithout seeing me,  howeverand heard my father and mother talking with the medical man,

whose voice recognized. 

He had been sent for immediately, and he was explaining the cause of the  accident, of which I understood

nothing, however. Then he sat down and  had a glass of liqueur and a biscuit. 

He went on talking, and what he then said will remain engraved on my  mind until I die. I think that I can give

the exact words which he used. 

"Ah!" he said. "The poor woman! she broke her leg the day of my arrival  here. I had not even had time to

wash my hands after getting off the  diligence before I was sent for in all haste, for it was a bad case,  very bad. 

"She was seventeen and a pretty girl, very pretty! Would anyone believe  it? I have never told her story

before; in fact, no one but myself and  one other person, who is no longer living in this part of the country,

ever knew it. Now that she is dead I may be less discreet. 

"A young assistant teacher had just come to live in the village; he was  good looking and had the bearing of a

soldier. All the girls ran after  him, but he was disdainful. Besides that, he was very much afraid of his

superior, the schoolmaster, old Grabu, who occasionally got out of bed  the wrong foot first. 

"Old Grabu already employed pretty Hortense, who has just died here and  who was afterward nicknamed

Clochette. The assistant master singled out  the pretty young girl who was no doubt flattered at being chosen

by this  disdainful conqueror; at any rate, she fell in love with him, and he  succeeded in persuading her to give

him a first meeting in the hayloft  behind the school at night after she had done her day's sewing. 

"She pretended to go home, but instead of going downstairs when she left  the Grabus', she went upstairs and

hid among the hay to wait for her  lover. He soon joined her, and he was beginning to say pretty things to  her,

when the door of the hayloft opened and the schoolmaster appeared  and asked: 'What are you doing up there,

Sigisbert?' Feeling sure that  he would be caught, the young schoolmaster lost his presence of mind and

replied stupidly: 'I came up here to rest a little among the bundles of  hay, Monsieur Grabu.' 

The loft was very large and absolutely dark. Sigisbert pushed the  frightened girl to the farther end and said:

'Go, there and hide  yourself. I shall lose my situation, so get away and hide yourself.' 

"When the schoolmaster heard the whispering he continued: 'Why, you are  not by yourself.' 

"'Yes, I am, Monsieur Grabu!' 


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"'But you are not, for you are talking.' 

"'I swear I am, Monsieur Grabu.' 

"'I will soon find out,' the old man replied and, doublelocking the  door, he went down to get a light. 

"Then the young man, who was a coward such as one sometimes meets, lost  his head, and he repeated,

having grown furious all of a sudden: 'Hide  yourself, so that he may not find you. You will deprive me of my

bread  for my whole life; you will ruin my whole career! Do hide yourself!' 

"They could hear the key turning in the lock again, and Hortense ran to  the window which looked out onto

the street, opened it quickly and then  in a low and determined voice said: 'You will come and pick me up

when  he is gone,' and she jumped out. 

"Old Grabu found nobody and went down again in great surprise! A quarter  of an hour later Monsieur

Sigisbert came to me and related his  adventure. The girl had remained at the foot of the wall, unable to get

up, as she had fallen from the second story, and I went with him to  fetch her. It was raining in torrents, and I

brought the unfortunate  girl home with me, for the right leg was broken in three places, and the  bones had

come out through the flesh. She did not complain and merely  said with admirable resignation: 'I am punished,

well punished!' 

"I sent for assistance and for the workgirl's friends and told them a  madeup story of a runaway carriage

which had knocked her down and lamed  her outside my door. They believed me, and the gendarmes for a

whole  month tried in vain to kind the author of this accident. 

"That is all! Now I say that this woman was a heroine and had the fiber  of those who accomplish the grandest

deeds in history. 

"That was her only love affair, and she died a virgin. She was a martyr,  a noble soul, a sublimely devoted

woman! And if I did not absolutely  admire her I should not have told you this story, which I would never  tell

anyone during her life; you understand why." 

The doctor ceased; Mamma cried, and Papa said some words which I did not  catch; then they left the room,

and I remained on my knees in the  armchair and sobbed, while I heard a strange noise of heavy footsteps  and

something knocking against the side of the staircase. 

They were carrying away Clochette's body. 


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