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Life of Johnson

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Table of Contents

Life of Johnson....................................................................................................................................................1

James Boswell ..........................................................................................................................................1

Preface ......................................................................................................................................................1

INTRODUCTION...................................................................................................................................1

THE LIFE OF SAMUEL JOHNSON, LL.D. ..........................................................................................6


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Life of Johnson

James Boswell

Preface 

INTRODUCTION 

THE LIFE OF SAMUEL JOHNSON, LL.D.  

Abridged and edited, with an introduction by Charles Grosvenor Osgood

Professor of English at Princeton University

Preface

In making this abridgement of Boswell's Life of Johnson I have  omitted most of Boswell's criticisms,

comments, and notes, all of  Johnson's opinions in legal cases, most of the letters, and parts  of  the

conversation dealing with matters which were of greater  importance  in Boswell's day than now.  I have kept in

mind an old  habit, common  enough, I dare say, among its devotees, of opening  the book of random,  and

reading wherever the eye falls upon a  passage of especial  interest.  All such passages, I hope, have been

retained, and enough  of the whole book to illustrate all the phases  of Johnson's mind and  of his time which

Boswell observed. 

Loyal Johnsonians may look upon such a book with a measure of  scorn.  I could not have made it, had I not

believed that it would  be  the means of drawing new readers to Boswell, and eventually of  finding  for them in

the complete work what many have already found  days and  years of growing enlightenment and happy

companionship,  and an  innocent refuge from the cares and perturbations of life. 

Princeton, June 28, 1917. 

INTRODUCTION

Phillips Brooks once told the boys at Exeter that in reading  biography three men meet one another in close

intimacythe subject  of the biography, the author, and the reader.  Of the three the  most  interesting is, of

course, the man about whom the book is  written.  The most privileged is the reader, who is thus allowed to

live  familiarly with an eminent man.  Least regarded of the three  is the  author.  It is his part to introduce the

others, and to  develop  between them an acquaintance, perhaps a friendship, while  he, though  ever busy and

solicitous, withdraws into the background. 

Some think that Boswell, in his Life of Johnson, did not  sufficiently realize his duty of selfeffacement.  He is

too much  in  evidence, too bustling, too anxious that his own opinion, though  comparatively unimportant,

should get a hearing.  In general,  Boswell's faults are easily noticed, and have been too much talked  about.  He

was morbid, restless, selfconscious, vain, insinuating;  and, poor fellow, he died a drunkard.  But the essential

Boswell,  the  skilful and devoted artist, is almost unrecognized.  As the  creator of  the Life of Johnson he is

almost as much effaced as is  Homer in the  Odyssey.  He is indeed so closely concealed that the  reader

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suspects  no art at all.  Boswell's performance looks easy  enoughmerely the  more or less coherent stringing

together of a  mass of memoranda.  Nevertheless it was rare and difficult, as is  the highest achievement  in art.

Boswell is primarily the artist,  and he has created one of  the great masterpieces of the world.*  He  created

nothing else, though  his head was continually filling  itself with literary schemes that  came to nought.  But into

his  Life of Johnson he poured all his  artistic energies, as Milton  poured his into Paradise Lost, and Vergil  his

into the Aneid. 

* Here I include his Journal of a Tour of the Hebrides as  essentially a part of the Life.  The Journal of a Tour

in Corsica  is  but a propaedeutic study. 

First, Boswell had the industry and the devotion to his task of an  artist.  Twenty years and more he labored in

collecting his  material.  He speaks frankly of his methods.  He recorded the talk  of Johnson  and his associates

partly by a rough shorthand of his  own, partly by  an exceptional memory, which he carefully trained  for this

very  purpose.  'O for shorthand to take this down!' said  he to Mrs. Thrale  as they listened to Johnson; and she

replied:  'You'll carry it all in  your head; a long head is as good as  shorthand.'  Miss Hannah More  recalls a gay

meeting at the  Garricks', in Johnson's absence, when  Boswell was bold enough to  match his skill with no

other than Garrick  himself in an imitation  of Johnson.  Though Garrick was more  successful in his Johnsonian

recitation of poetry, Boswell won in  reproducing his familiar  conversation.  He lost no time in perfecting  his

notes both mental  and stenographic, and sat up many a night  followed by a day of  headache, to write them in

final form, that none  of the freshness  and glow might fade.  The sheer labor of this  process, not to  mention the

difficulty, can be measured only by one  who attempts a  similar feat.  Let him try to report the best

conversation of a  lively evening, following its course, preserving its  point,  differentiating sharply the traits of

the participants, keeping  the  style, idiom, and exact words of each.  Let him reject all parts  of  it, however

diverting, of which the charm and force will evaporate  with the occasion, and retain only that which will be

as amusing,  significant, and lively as ever at the end of one hundred, or, for  all that we can see, one thousand

years.  He will then, in some  measure, realize the difficulty of Boswell's performance.  When his  work

appeared Boswell himself said: 'The stretch of mind and prompt  assiduity by which so many conversations

are preserved, I myself,  at  some distance of time, contemplate with wonder.' 

He was indefatigable in hunting up and consulting all who had known  parts or aspects of Johnson's life which

to him were inaccessible.  He  mentions all told more than fifty names of men and women whom he  consulted

for information, to which number many others should be  added of those who gave him nothing that he could

use.  'I have  sometimes been obliged to run half over London, in order to fix a  date correctly.'  He agonized

over his work with the true devotion  of  an artist: 'You cannot imagine,' he says, 'what labor, what  perplexity,

what vexation I have endured in arranging a prodigious  multiplicity of materials, in supplying omissions, in

searching for  papers buried in different masses, and all this besides the  exertion  of composing and polishing.'

He despairs of making his  picture vivid  or full enough, and of ever realizing his  preconception of his

masterpiece. 

Boswell's devotion to his work appears in even more extraordinary  ways.  Throughout he repeatedly offers

himself as a victim to  illustrate his great friend's wit, illhumor, wisdom, affection, or  goodness.  He never

spares himself, except now and then to assume a  somewhat diaphanous anonymity.  Without regard for his

own dignity,  he exhibits himself as humiliated, or drunken, or hypochondriac, or  inquisitive, or resorting to

petty subterfugeanything for the  accomplishment of his one main purpose.  'Nay, Sir,' said Johnson,  'it was

not the wine that made your head ache, but the sense that I  put into it.'  'What, Sir,' asks the hapless Boswell,

'will sense  make the head ache?'  'Yes, Sir, when it is not used to it.' 

Boswell is also the artist in his regard for truth.  In him it was  a passion.  Again and again he insists upon his

authenticity.  He  developed an infallible gust and unerring relish of what was  genuinely Johnsonian in speech,

writing, or action; and his own  account leads to the inference that he discarded, as worthless,  masses of

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said  Boswell, 'that there were very few of his friends so accurate as  that  I could venture to put down in

writing what they told me as  his  sayings.'  The faithfulness of his portrait, even to the  minutest  details, is his

unremitting care, and he subjects all  contributed  material to the sternest criticism. 

Industry and love of truth alone will not make the artist.  With  only these Boswell might have been merely a

tireless transcriber.  But  he had besides a keen sense of artistic values.  This appears  partly  in the unity of his

vast work.  Though it was years in the  making,  though the details that demanded his attention were  countless,

yet  they all centre consistently in one figure, and are  so focused upon  it, that one can hardly open the book at

random to  a line which has  not its direct bearing upon the one subject of the  work.  Nor is the  unity of the

book that of an undeviating  narrative in chronological  order of one man's life; it grows rather  out of a single

dominating  personality exhibited in all the  vicissitudes of a manifold career.  Boswell often speaks of his

work as a painting, a portrait, and of  single incidents as pictures  or scenes in a drama.  His eye is keen  for

contrasts, for  picturesque moments, for dramatic action.  While it  is always the  same Johnson whom he makes

the central figure, he  studies to shift  the background, the interlocutors, the light and  shade, in search  of new

revelations and effects.  He presents a  succession of many  scenes, exquisitely wrought, of Johnson amid

widely  various  settings of EighteenthCentury England.  And subject and  setting  are so closely allied that

each borrows charm and emphasis  from the  other.  Let the devoted reader of Boswell ask himself what  glamor

would fade from the church of St. Clement Danes, from the  Mitre,  from Fleet Street, the Oxford coach, and

Lichfield, if the  burly  figure were withdrawn from them; or what charm and illumination,  of  the man himself

would have been lost apart from these settings.  It  is the unseen hand of the artist Boswell that has wrought

them  inseparably into this reciprocal effect. 

The single scenes and pictures which Boswell has given us will all  of them bear close scrutiny for their

precision, their economy of  means, their lifelikeness, their artistic effect.  None was wrought  more beautifully,

nor more ardently, than that of Johnson's  interview  with the King.  First we see the plain massive figure of  the

scholar  amid the elegant comfort of Buckingham House.  He is  intent on his  book before the fire.  Then the

approach of the King,  lighted on his  way by Mr. Barnard with candles caught from a table;  their entrance by  a

private door, with Johnson's unconscious  absorption, his sudden  surprise, his starting up, his dignity, the

King's ease with him,  their conversation, in which the King  courteously draws from Johnson  knowledge of

that in which Johnson  is expert, Johnson's manly bearing  and voice throughoutall is set  forth with the

unadorned vividness  and permanent effect which seem  artless enough, but which are  characteristic of only

the greatest  art. 

Boswell's Life of Johnson is further a masterpiece of art in that  it exerts the vigorous energy of a masterpiece,

an abundance of  what,  for want of a better word, we call personality.  It is  Boswell's  confessed endeavor to

add this quality to the others,  because he  perceived that it was an essential quality of Johnson  himself, and he

more than once laments his inability to transmit  the full force and  vitality of his original.  Besides artistic

perception and skill it  required in him admiration and enthusiasm  to seize this characteristic  and impart it to

his work.  His  admiration he confesses unashamed: 'I  said I worshipped him . . . I  cannot help worshipping

him, he is so  much superior to other men.'  He studied his subject intensely.  'During all the course of my  long

intimacy with him, my respectful  attention never abated.'  Upon such intensity and such ardor and  enthusiasm

depend the energy  and animation of his portrait. 

But it exhibits other personal qualities than these, which, if less  often remarked, are at any rate unconsciously

enjoyed.  Boswell had  great social charm.  His friends are agreed upon his liveliness and  good nature.  Johnson

called him 'clubbable,' 'the best traveling  companion in the world,' 'one Scotchman who is cheerful,' 'a man

whom  everybody likes,' 'a man who I believe never left a house  without  leaving a wish for his return.'  His

vivacity, his love of  fun, his  passion for good company and friendship, his sympathy, his  amiability,  which

made him acceptable everywhere, have mingled  throughout with his  own handiwork, and cause it to radiate a

kind  of genial warmth.  This  geniality it may be which has attracted so  many readers to the book.  They find

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cheered with  friendliness.  They are loth to leave it, and  would ever enter it  again.  This rare charm the book

owes in large  measure to its creator. 

The alliance of author with subject in Boswell's Johnson is one of  the happiest and most sympathetic the

world has known.  So close is  it that one cannot easily discern what great qualities the work  owes  to each.

While it surely derives more of its excellence than  is  commonly remarked from the art of Boswell, its

greatness after  all is  ultimately that of its subject.  The noble qualities of  Johnson have  been well discerned by

Carlyle, and his obvious  peculiarities and  prejudices somewhat magnified and distorted in  Macaulay's

brilliant  refractions.  One quality only shall I dwell  upon, though that may be  the sum of all the rest.  Johnson

had a  supreme capacity for human  relationship.  In him this capacity  amounted to genius. 

In all respects he was of great stature.  His contemporaries called  him a colossus, the literary Goliath, the

Giant, the great Cham of  literature, a tremendous companion.  His frame was majestic; he  strode when he

walked, and his physical strength and courage were  heroic.  His mode of speaking was 'very impressive,' his

utterance  'deliberate and strong.'  His conversation was compared to 'an  antique statue, where every vein and

muscle is distinct and bold.'  From boyhood throughout his life his companions naturally deferred  to  him, and

he dominated them without effort.  But what overcame  the  harshness of this autocracy, and made it

reasonable, was the  largeness  of a nature that loved men and was ever hungry for  knowledge of them.  'Sir,'

said he, 'I look upon every day lost in  which I do not make a  new acquaintance.'  And again: 'Why, Sir, I  am a

man of the world.  I  live in the world, and I take, in some  degree, the color of the world  as it moves along.'

Thus he was a  part of all that he met, a central  figure in his time, with whose  opinion one must reckon in

considering  any important matter of his  day. 

His love of London is but a part of his hunger for men.  'The  happiness of London is not to be conceived but

by those who have  been  in it.'  'Why, Sir, you find no man at all intellectual who is  willing  to leave London:

No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he  is tired  of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.'  As he

loved  London, so he loved a tavern for its sociability.  'Sir, there is  nothing which has yet been contrived by

man, by  which so much  happiness is produced as by a good tavern.'  'A  tavern chair is the  throne of human

felicity.' 

Personal words are often upon his lips, such as 'love' and 'hate,'  and vast is the number, range, and variety of

people who at one  time  or another had been in some degree personally related with  him, from  Bet Flint and

his black servant Francis, to the adored  Duchess of  Devonshire and the King himself.  To no one who passed a

word with him  was he personally indifferent.  Even fools received  his personal  attention.  Said one: 'But I don't

understand you,  Sir.'  'Sir, I have  found you an argument.  I am not obliged to  find you an  understanding.'  'Sir,

you are irascible,' said  Boswell; 'you have no  patience with folly or absurdity.' 

But it is in Johnson's capacity for friendship that his greatness  is specially revealed.  'Keep your friendships in

good repair.'  As  the old friends disappeared, new ones came to him.  For Johnson  seems  never to have sought

out friends.  He was not a common  'mixer.'  He  stooped to no devices for the sake of popularity.  He  pours only

scorn  upon the lack of mind and conviction which is  necessary to him who is  everybody's friend. 

His friendships included all classes and all ages.  He was a great  favorite with children, and knew how to meet

them, from little  fourmonthsold Veronica Boswell to his godchild Jane Langton.  'Sir,'  said he, 'I love the

acquaintance of young people, . . .  young men  have more virtue than old men; they have more generous

sentiments in  every respect.'  At sixtyeight he said: 'I value  myself upon this,  that there is nothing of the old

man in my  conversation.'  Upon women  of all classes and ages he exerts  without trying a charm the

consciousness of which would have turned  any head less constant than  his own, and with their fulsome

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But the most important of his friendships developed between him and  such men of genius as Boswell, David

Garrick, Oliver Goldsmith, Sir  Joshua Reynolds, and Edmund Burke.  Johnson's genius left no fit  testimony of

itself from his own hand.  With all the greatness of  his  mind he had no talent in sufficient measure by which

fully to  express  himself.  He had no ear for music and no eye for painting,  and the  finest qualities in the

creations of Goldsmith were lost  upon him.  But his genius found its talents in others, and through  the talents

of his personal friends expressed itself as it were by  proxy.  They  rubbed their minds upon his, and he set in

motion for  them ideas which  they might use.  But the intelligence of genius is  profounder and more  personal

than mere ideas.  It has within it  something energic,  expansive, propulsive from mind to mind,  perennial, yet

steady and  controlled; and it was with such force  that Johnson's almost  superhuman personality inspired the

art of  his friends.  Of this they  were in some degree aware.  Reynolds  confessed that Johnson formed his  mind,

and 'brushed from it a  great deal of rubbish.'  Gibbon called  Johnson 'Reynolds' oracle.'  In one of his

Discourses Sir Joshua,  mindful no doubt of his own  experience, recommends that young artists  seek the

companionship of  such a man merely as a tonic to their art.  Boswell often testifies  to the stimulating effect of

Johnson's  presence.  Once he speaks of  'an animating blaze of eloquence, which  roused every intellectual

power in me to the highest pitch'; and again  of the 'full glow' of  Johnson's conversation, in which he felt

himself  'elevated as if  brought into another state of being.'  He says that  all members of  Johnson's 'school' 'are

distinguished for a love of  truth and  accuracy which they would not have possessed in the same  degree if  they

had not been acquainted with Johnson.'  He quotes  Johnson at  length and repeatedly as the author of his own

large  conception of  biography.  He was Goldsmith's 'great master,' Garrick  feared his  criticism, and one

cannot but recognize the power of  Johnson's  personality in the increasing intelligence and consistency  of

Garrick's interpretations, in the growing vigor and firmness of  Goldsmith's stroke, in the charm, finality, and

exuberant life of  Sir  Joshua's portraits; and above all in the skill, truth,  brilliance, and  lifelike spontaneity of

Boswell's art.  It is in  such works as these  that we shall find the real Johnson, and  through them that he will

exert the force of his personality upon  us. 

Biography is the literature of realized personality, of life as it  has been lived, of actual achievements or

shortcomings, of success  or  failure; it is not imaginary and embellished, not what might be  or  might have

been, not reduced to prescribed or artificial forms,  but it  is the unvarnished story of that which was delightful,

disappointing,  possible, or impossible, in a life spent in this  world. 

In this sense it is peculiarly the literature of truth and  authenticity.  Elements of imagination and speculation

must enter  into all other forms of literature, and as purely creative forms  they  may rank superior to biography;

but in each case it will be  found that  their authenticity, their right to our attention and  credence,  ultimately

rests upon the biographical element which is  basic in them,  that is, upon what they have derived by

observation  and experience  from a human life seriously lived.  Biography  contains this element in  its purity.

For this reason it is more  authentic than other kinds of  literature, and more relevant.  The  thing that most

concerns me, the  individual, whether I will or no,  is the management of myself in this  world.  The

fundamental and  essential conditions of life are the same  in any age, however the  adventitious circumstances

may change.  The  beginning and the end  are the same, the average length the same, the  problems and the  prize

the same.  How, then, have others managed, both  those who  failed and those who succeeded, or those, in far

greatest  number,  who did both?  Let me know their ambitions, their odds, their  handicaps, obstacles,

weaknesses, and struggles, how they finally  fared, and what they had to say about it.  Let me know a great

variety of such instances that I may mark their disagreements, but  more especially their agreement about it.

How did they play the  game?  How did they fight the fight that I am to fight, and how in  any case did they

lose or win?  To these questions biography gives  the direct answer.  Such is its importance over other

literature.  For  such reasons, doubtless, Johnson 'loved' it most.  For such  reasons  the book which has been

most cherished and revered for  wellnigh two  thousand years is a biography. 

Biography, then, is the chief textbook in the art of living, and  preeminent in its kind is the Life of Johnson.

Here is the  instance  of a man who was born into a life stripped of all ornament  and  artificiality.  His

equipment in mind and stature was Olympian,  but  the odds against him were proportionate to his powers.


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Without  fear  or complaint, without boast or noise, he fairly joined issue  with the  world and overcame it.  He

scorned circumstance, and laid  bare the  unvarying realities of the contest.  He was ever the sworn  enemy of

speciousness, of nonsense, of idle and insincere  speculation, of the  mind that does not take seriously the duty

of  making itself up, of  neglect in the gravest consideration of life.  He insisted upon the  rights and dignity of

the individual man, and  at the same time upon  the vital necessity to him of reverence and  submission, and no

man  ever more beautifully illustrated their  interdependence, and their  exquisite combination in a noble

nature. 

Boswell's Johnson is consistently and primarily the life of one  man.  Incidentally it is more, for through it one

is carried from  his  own present limitations into a spacious and genial world.  The  reader  there meets a vast

number of people, men, women, children,  nay even  animals, from George the Third down to the cat Hodge.

By  the author's  magic each is alive, and the reader mingles with them  as with his  acquaintances.  It is a varied

world, and includes the  smoky and  swarming courts and highways of London, its stately  drawingrooms, its

cheerful inns, its shops and markets, and beyond  is the highroad which  we travel in lumbering coach or

speeding  postchaise to venerable  Oxford with its polite and leisurely dons,  or to the staunch little  cathedral

city of Lichfield, welcoming  back its famous son to dinner  and tea, or to the seat of a country  squire, or ducal

castle, or  village tavern, or the grim but  hospitable feudal life of the  Hebrides.  And wherever we go with

Johnson there is the lively traffic  in ideas, lending vitality and  significance to everything about him. 

A part of education and culture is the extension of one's narrow  range of living to include wider possibilities

or actualities, such  as may be gathered from other fields of thought, other times, other  men; in short, to use a

Johnsonian phrase, it is 'multiplicity of  consciousness.'  There is no book more effective through long

familiarity to such extension and such multiplication than  Boswell's  Life of Johnson.  It adds a new world to

one's own, it  increases one's  acquaintance among people who think, it gives  intimate companionship  with a

great and friendly man. 

The Life of Johnson is not a book on first acquaintance to be read  through from the first page to the end.  'No,

Sir, do YOU read  books  through?' asked Johnson.  His way is probably the best one of  undertaking this book.

Open at random, read here and there,  forward  and back, wholly according to inclination; follow the  practice

of  Johnson and all good readers, of 'tearing the heart'  out of it.  In  this way you most readily come within the

reach of  its charm and  power.  Then, not content with a part, seek the  unabridged whole, and  grow into the

infinite possibilities of it. 

But the supreme end of education, we are told, is expert  discernment in all thingsthe power to tell the good

from the bad,  the genuine from the counterfeit, and to prefer the good and the  genuine to the bad and the

counterfeit.  This is the supreme end of  the talk of Socrates, and it is the supreme end of the talk of  Johnson.

'My dear friend,' said he, 'clear your mind of cant; . . .  don't THINK foolishly.'  The effect of long

companionship with  Boswell's Johnson is just this.  As Sir Joshua said, 'it brushes  away  the rubbish'; it clears

the mind of cant; it instills the  habit of  singling out the essential thing; it imparts discernment.  Thus,  through

his friendship with Boswell, Johnson will realize his  wish,  still to be teaching as the years increase. 

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Had Dr. Johnson written his own life, in conformity with the  opinion which he has given, that every man's

life may be best  written  by himself; had he employed in the preservation of his own  history,  that clearness of

narration and elegance of language in  which he has  embalmed so many eminent persons, the world would

probably have had  the most perfect example of biography that was  ever exhibited.  But  although he at

different times, in a desultory  manner, committed to  writing many particulars of the progress of  his mind and

fortunes, he  never had persevering diligence enough to  form them into a regular  composition.  Of these

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before his  death. 

As I had the honour and happiness of enjoying his friendship for  upwards of twenty years; as I had the

scheme of writing his life  constantly in view; as he was well apprised of this circumstance,  and  from time to

time obligingly satisfied my inquiries, by  communicating  to me the incidents of his early years; as I acquired

a facility in  recollecting, and was very assiduous in recording,  his conversation,  of which the extraordinary

vigour and vivacity  constituted one of the  first features of his character; and as I  have spared no pains in

obtaining materials concerning him, from  every quarter where I could  discover that they were to be found,

and have been favoured with the  most liberal communications by his  friends; I flatter myself that few

biographers have entered upon  such a work as this, with more  advantages; independent of literary  abilities, in

which I am not vain  enough to compare myself with  some great names who have gone before me  in this kind

of writing. 

Instead of melting down my materials into one mass, and constantly  speaking in my own person, by which I

might have appeared to have  more merit in the execution of the work, I have resolved to adopt  and  enlarge

upon the excellent plan of Mr. Mason, in his Memoirs of  Gray.  Wherever narrative is necessary to explain,

connect, and  supply, I  furnish it to the best of my abilities; but in the  chronological  series of Johnson's life,

which I trace as distinctly  as I can, year  by year, I produce, wherever it is in my power, his  own minutes,

letters or conversation, being convinced that this  mode is more  lively, and will make my readers better

acquainted  with him, than even  most of those were who actually knew him, but  could know him only

partially; whereas there is here an  accumulation of intelligence from  various points, by which his  character is

more fully understood and  illustrated. 

Indeed I cannot conceive a more perfect mode of writing any man's  life, than not only relating all the most

important events of it in  their order, but interweaving what he privately wrote, and said,  and  thought; by

which mankind are enabled as it were to see him  live, and  to 'live o'er each scene' with him, as he actually

advanced through  the several stages of his life.  Had his other  friends been as  diligent and ardent as I was, he

might have been  almost entirely  preserved.  As it is, I will venture to say that he  will be seen in  this work

more completely than any man who has ever  yet lived. 

And he will be seen as he really was; for I profess to write, not  his panegyrick, which must be all praise, but

his Life; which,  great  and good as he was, must not be supposed to be entirely  perfect.  To  be as he was, is

indeed subject of panegyrick enough  to any man in  this state of being; but in every picture there  should be

shade as  well as light, and when I delineate him without  reserve, I do what he  himself recommended, both by

his precept and  his example. 

I am fully aware of the objections which may be made to the  minuteness on some occasions of my detail of

Johnson's  conversation,  and how happily it is adapted for the petty exercise  of ridicule, by  men of superficial

understanding and ludicrous  fancy; but I remain  firm and confident in my opinion, that minute  particulars are

frequently characteristick, and always amusing,  when they relate to a  distinguished man.  I am therefore

exceedingly unwilling that any  thing, however slight, which my  illustrious friend thought it worth  his while

to express, with any  degree of point, should perish. 

Of one thing I am certain, that considering how highly the small  portion which we have of the tabletalk and

other anecdotes of our  celebrated writers is valued, and how earnestly it is regretted  that  we have not more, I

am justified in preserving rather too many  of  Johnson's sayings, than too few; especially as from the  diversity

of  dispositions it cannot be known with certainty  beforehand, whether  what may seem trifling to some, and

perhaps to  the collector himself,  may not be most agreeable to many; and the  greater number that an  authour

can please in any degree, the more  pleasure does there arise  to a benevolent mind. 


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Samuel Johnson was born at Lichfield, in Staffordshire, on the 18th  of September, N. S., 1709; and his

initiation into the Christian  Church was not delayed; for his baptism is recorded, in the  register  of St. Mary's

parish in that city, to have been performed  on the day  of his birth.  His father is there stiled Gentleman, a

circumstance of  which an ignorant panegyrist has praised him for  not being proud; when  the truth is, that the

appellation of  Gentleman, though now lost in  the indiscriminate assumption of  Esquire, was commonly taken

by those  who could not boast of  gentility.  His father was Michael Johnson, a  native of Derbyshire,  of obscure

extraction, who settled in Lichfield  as a bookseller and  stationer.  His mother was Sarah Ford, descended  of an

ancient race  of substantial yeomanry in Warwickshire.  They were  well advanced  in years when they married,

and never had more than two  children,  both sons; Samuel, their first born, who lived to be the  illustrious

character whose various excellence I am to endeavour to  record, and Nathanael, who died in his twentyfifth

year. 

Mr. Michael Johnson was a man of a large and robust body, and of a  strong and active mind; yet, as in the

most solid rocks veins of  unsound substance are often discovered, there was in him a mixture  of  that disease,

the nature of which eludes the most minute  enquiry,  though the effects are well known to be a weariness of

life, an  unconcern about those things which agitate the greater  part of  mankind, and a general sensation of

gloomy wretchedness.  From him then  his son inherited, with some other qualities, 'a vile  melancholy,'  which

in his too strong expression of any disturbance  of the mind,  'made him mad all his life, at least not sober.'

Michael was, however,  forced by the narrowness of his circumstances  to be very diligent in  business, not

only in his shop, but by  occasionally resorting to  several towns in the neighbourhood, some  of which were at

a  considerable distance from Lichfield.  At that  time booksellers' shops  in the provincial towns of England

were  very rare, so that there was  not one even in Birmingham, in which  town old Mr. Johnson used to open  a

shop every marketday.  He was  a pretty good Latin scholar, and a  citizen so creditable as to be  made one of

the magistrates of  Lichfield; and, being a man of good  sense, and skill in his trade, he  acquired a reasonable

share of  wealth, of which however he afterwards  lost the greatest part, by  engaging unsuccessfully in a

manufacture of  parchment.  He was a  zealous highchurch man and royalist, and  retained his attachment  to

the unfortunate house of Stuart, though he  reconciled himself,  by casuistical arguments of expediency and

necessity, to take the  oaths imposed by the prevailing power. 

Johnson's mother was a woman of distinguished understanding.  I  asked his old schoolfellow, Mr. Hector,

surgeon of Birmingham, if  she was not vain of her son.  He said, 'she had too much good sense  to be vain, but

she knew her son's value.'  Her piety was not  inferiour to her understanding; and to her must be ascribed those

early impressions of religion upon the mind of her son, from which  the world afterwards derived so much

benefit.  He told me, that he  remembered distinctly having had the first notice of Heaven, 'a  place  to which

good people went,' and hell, 'a place to which bad  people  went,' communicated to him by her, when a little

child in  bed with  her; and that it might be the better fixed in his memory,  she sent him  to repeat it to Thomas

Jackson, their manservant; he  not being in the  way, this was not done; but there was no occasion  for any

artificial  aid for its preservation. 

There is a traditional story of the infant Hercules of toryism, so  curiously characteristick, that I shall not

withhold it.  It was  communicated to me in a letter from Miss Mary Adye, of Lichfield: 

'When Dr. Sacheverel was at Lichfield, Johnson was not quite three  years old.  My grandfather Hammond

observed him at the cathedral  perched upon his father's shoulders, listening and gaping at the  much  celebrated

preacher.  Mr. Hammond asked Mr. Johnson how he  could  possibly think of bringing such an infant to church,

and in  the midst  of so great a crowd.  He answered, because it was  impossible to keep  him at home; for, young

as he was, he believed  he had caught the  publick spirit and zeal for Sacheverel, and would  have staid for ever

in the church, satisfied with beholding him.' 

Nor can I omit a little instance of that jealous independence of  spirit, and impetuosity of temper, which never

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the servant who used to be sent to school to  conduct  him home, had not come in time, he set out by himself,

though he was  then so nearsighted, that he was obliged to stoop  down on his hands  and knees to take a view

of the kennel before he  ventured to step over  it.  His schoolmistress, afraid that he  might miss his way, or fall

into the kennel, or be run over by a  cart, followed him at some  distance.  He happened to turn about and

perceive her.  Feeling her  careful attention as an insult to his  manliness, he ran back to her in  a rage, and beat

her, as well as  his strength would permit. 

Of the power of his memory, for which he was all his life eminent  to a degree almost incredible, the

following early instance was  told  me in his presence at Lichfield, in 1776, by his step  daughter, Mrs.  Lucy

Porter, as related to her by his mother.  When  he was a child in  petticoats, and had learnt to read, Mrs.

Johnson  one morning put the  common prayerbook into his hands, pointed to  the collect for the day,  and

said, 'Sam, you must get this by  heart.'  She went up stairs,  leaving him to study it: But by the  time she had

reached the second  floor, she heard him following her.  'What's the matter?' said she.  'I  can say it,' he replied;

and  repeated it distinctly, though he could  not have read it more than  twice. 

But there has been another story of his infant precocity generally  circulated, and generally believed, the truth

of which I am to  refute  upon his own authority.  It is told, that, when a child of  three years  old, he chanced to

tread upon a duckling, the eleventh  of a brood, and  killed it; upon which, it is said, he dictated to  his mother

the  following epitaph: 

   'Here lies good master duck,

      Whom Samuel Johnson trod on;

    If it had liv'd, it had been GOOD LUCK,

      For then we'd had an ODD ONE.'

There is surely internal evidence that this little composition  combines in it, what no child of three years old

could produce,  without an extension of its faculties by immediate inspiration; yet  Mrs. Lucy Porter, Dr.

Johnson's stepdaughter, positively maintained  to me, in his presence, that there could be no doubt of the truth

of  this anecdote, for she had heard it from his mother.  So  difficult is  it to obtain an authentick relation of

facts, and such  authority may  there be for errour; for he assured me, that his  father made the  verses, and

wished to pass them for his child's.  He added, 'my father  was a foolish old man; that is to say, foolish  in

talking of his  children.' 

Young Johnson had the misfortune to be much afflicted with the  scrophula, or king's evil, which disfigured a

countenance naturally  well formed, and hurt his visual nerves so much, that he did not  see  at all with one of

his eyes, though its appearance was little  different from that of the other.  There is amongst his prayers,  one

inscribed 'When, my EYE was restored to its use,' which  ascertains a  defect that many of his friends knew he

had, though I  never perceived  it.  I supposed him to be only nearsighted; and  indeed I must  observe, that in

no other respect could I discern any  defect in his  vision; on the contrary, the force of his attention  and

perceptive  quickness made him see and distinguish all manner of  objects, whether  of nature or of art, with a

nicety that is rarely  to be found.  When  he and I were travelling in the Highlands of  Scotland, and I pointed

out to him a mountain which I observed  resembled a cone, he corrected  my inaccuracy, by shewing me, that

it was indeed pointed at the top,  but that one side of it was  larger than the other.  And the ladies  with whom he

was acquainted  agree, that no man was more nicely and  minutely critical in the  elegance of female dress.

When I found that  he saw the romantick  beauties of Islam, in Derbyshire, much better  than I did, I told  him

that he resembled an able performer upon a bad  instrument.  It  has been said, that he contracted this grievous

malady  from his  nurse.  His mother yielding to the superstitious notion,  which, it  is wonderful to think,

prevailed so long in this country, as  to the  virtue of the regal touch; a notion, which our kings  encouraged,

and to which a man of such inquiry and such judgement as  Carte  could give credit; carried him to London,

where he was actually  touched by Queen Anne.  Mrs. Johnson indeed, as Mr. Hector informed  me, acted by

the advice of the celebrated Sir John Floyer, then a  physician in Lichfield.  Johnson used to talk of this very

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fancy.  Being asked if he could  remember Queen Anne, 'He had (he said) a confused, but somehow a  sort  of

solemn recollection of a lady in diamonds, and a long black  hood.'  This touch, however, was without any

effect.  I ventured to  say to  him, in allusion to the political principles in which he was  educated,  and of which

he ever retained some odour, that 'his  mother had not  carried him far enough; she should have taken him to

ROME.' 

He was first taught to read English by Dame Oliver, a widow, who  kept a school for young children in

Lichfield.  He told me she  could  read the black letter, and asked him to borrow for her, from  his  father, a bible

in that character.  When he was going to  Oxford, she  came to take leave of him, brought him, in the  simplicity

of her  kindness, a present of gingerbread, and said, he  was the best scholar  she ever had.  He delighted in

mentioning this  early compliment:  adding, with a smile, that 'this was as high a  proof of his merit as  he could

conceive.'  His next instructor in  English was a master,  whom, when he spoke of him to me, he  familiarly

called Tom Brown, who,  said he, 'published a spelling  book, and dedicated it to the  UNIVERSE; but, I fear,

no copy of it  can now be had.' 

He began to learn Latin with Mr. Hawkins, usher, or undermaster of  Lichfield school, 'a man (said he) very

skilful in his little way.'  With him he continued two years, and then rose to be under the care  of Mr. Hunter,

the headmaster, who, according to his account, 'was  very severe, and wrongheadedly severe.  He used (said

he) to beat  us  unmercifully; and he did not distinguish between ignorance and  negligence; for he would beat a

boy equally for not knowing a  thing,  as for neglecting to know it.  He would ask a boy a  question; and if  he

did not answer it, he would beat him, without  considering whether  he had an opportunity of knowing how to

answer  it.  For instance, he  would call up a boy and ask him Latin for a  candlestick, which the boy  could not

expect to be asked.  Now, Sir,  if a boy could answer every  question, there would be no need of a  master to

teach him.' 

It is, however, but justice to the memory of Mr. Hunter to mention,  that though he might err in being too

severe, the school of  Lichfield  was very respectable in his time.  The late Dr. Taylor,  Prebendary of

Westminster, who was educated under him, told me,  that 'he was an  excellent master, and that his ushers were

most of  them men of  eminence; that Holbrook, one of the most ingenious men,  best scholars,  and best

preachers of his age, was usher during the  greatest part of  the time that Johnson was at school.  Then came

Hague, of whom as much  might be said, with the addition that he was  an elegant poet.  Hague  was succeeded

by Green, afterwards Bishop  of Lincoln, whose character  in the learned world is well known.' 

Indeed Johnson was very sensible how much he owed to Mr. Hunter.  Mr. Langton one day asked him how he

had acquired so accurate a  knowledge of Latin, in which, I believe, he was exceeded by no man  of  his time;

he said, 'My master whipt me very well.  Without that,  Sir,  I should have done nothing.'  He told Mr. Langton,

that while  Hunter  was flogging his boys unmercifully, he used to say, 'And  this I do to  save you from the

gallows.'  Johnson, upon all  occasions, expressed  his approbation of enforcing instruction by  means of the rod.

'I  would rather (said he) have the rod to be the  general terrour to all,  to make them learn, than tell a child, if

you do thus, or thus, you  will be more esteemed than your brothers  or sisters.  The rod produces  an effect

which terminates in itself.  A child is afraid of being  whipped, and gets his task, and there's  an end on't;

whereas, by  exciting emulation and comparisons of  superiority, you lay the  foundation of lasting mischief;

you make  brothers and sisters hate  each other.' 

That superiority over his fellows, which he maintained with so much  dignity in his march through life, was

not assumed from vanity and  ostentation, but was the natural and constant effect of those  extraordinary

powers of mind, of which he could not but be  conscious  by comparison; the intellectual difference, which in

other cases of  comparison of characters, is often a matter of  undecided contest,  being as clear in his case as

the superiority of  stature in some men  above others.  Johnson did not strut or stand  on tiptoe; He only did  not

stoop.  From his earliest years his  superiority was perceived and  acknowledged.  He was from the  beginning

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particulars of his  boyish days: and assured me that he never  knew him corrected at  school, but for talking and

diverting other boys  from their  business.  He seemed to learn by intuition; for though  indolence  and

procrastination were inherent in his constitution,  whenever he  made an exertion he did more than any one

else.  His  favourites  used to receive very liberal assistance from him; and such  was the  submission and

deference with which he was treated, such the  desire  to obtain his regard, that three of the boys, of whom Mr.

Hector  was sometimes one, used to come in the morning as his humble  attendants, and carry him to school.

One in the middle stooped,  while he sat upon his back, and one on each side supported him; and  thus he was

borne triumphant.  Such a proof of the early  predominance  of intellectual vigour is very remarkable, and does

honour to human  nature.  Talking to me once himself of his being  much distinguished at  school, he told me,

'they never thought to  raise me by comparing me to  any one; they never said, Johnson is as  good a scholar as

such a one;  but such a one is as good a scholar  as Johnson; and this was said but  of one, but of Lowe; and I do

not  think he was as good a scholar.' 

He discovered a great ambition to excel, which roused him to  counteract his indolence.  He was uncommonly

inquisitive; and his  memory was so tenacious, that he never forgot any thing that he  either heard or read.  Mr.

Hector remembers having recited to him  eighteen verses, which, after a little pause, he repeated verbatim,

varying only one epithet, by which he improved the line. 

He never joined with the other boys in their ordinary diversions:  his only amusement was in winter, when he

took a pleasure in being  drawn upon the ice by a boy barefooted, who pulled him along by a  garter fixed

round him; no very easy operation, as his size was  remarkably large.  His defective sight, indeed, prevented

him from  enjoying the common sports; and he once pleasantly remarked to me,  'how wonderfully well he had

contrived to be idle without them.'  Mr.  Hector relates, that 'he could not oblige him more than by  sauntering

away the hours of vacation in the fields, during which  he was more  engaged in talking to himself than to his

companion.' 

Dr. Percy, the Bishop of Dromore, who was long intimately  acquainted with him, and has preserved a few

anecdotes concerning  him, regretting that he was not a more diligent collector, informs  me, that 'when a boy

he was immoderately fond of reading romances  of  chivalry, and he retained his fondness for them through

life; so  that  (adds his Lordship) spending part of a summer at my parsonage  house in  the country, he chose for

his regular reading the old  Spanish romance  of Felixmarte of Hircania, in folio, which he read  quite through.

Yet  I have heard him attribute to these extravagant  fictions that  unsettled turn of mind which prevented his

ever  fixing in any  profession.' 

1725: AETAT. 16.After having resided for some time at the house  of his uncle, Cornelius Ford, Johnson

was, at the age of fifteen,  removed to the school of Stourbridge, in Worcestershire, of which  Mr.  Wentworth

was then master.  This step was taken by the advice  of his  cousin, the Reverend Mr. Ford, a man in whom

both talents  and good  dispositions were disgraced by licentiousness, but who was  a very able  judge of what

was right.  At this school he did not  receive so much  benefit as was expected.  It has been said, that he  acted in

the  capacity of an assistant to Mr. Wentworth, in teaching  the younger  boys.  'Mr. Wentworth (he told me)

was a very able man,  but an idle  man, and to me very severe; but I cannot blame him  much.  I was then a  big

boy; he saw I did not reverence him; and  that he should get no  honour by me.  I had brought enough with me,

to carry me through; and  all I should get at his school would be  ascribed to my own labour, or  to my former

master.  Yet he taught  me a great deal.' 

He thus discriminated, to Dr. Percy, Bishop of Dromore, his  progress at his two grammarschools.  'At one, I

learnt much in the  school, but little from the master; in the other, I learnt much  from  the master, but little in

the school.' 

He remained at Stourbridge little more than a year, and then  returned home, where he may be said to have

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of his poetical genius, both in his  schoolexercises  and in other occasional compositions. 

He had no settled plan of life, nor looked forward at all, but  merely lived from day to day.  Yet he read a great

deal in a  desultory manner, without any scheme of study, as chance threw  books  in his way, and inclination

directed him through them.  He  used to  mention one curious instance of his casual reading, when  but a boy.

Having imagined that his brother had hid some apples  behind a large  folio upon an upper shelf in his father's

shop, he  climbed up to  search for them.  There were no apples; but the large  folio proved to  be Petrarch,

whom he had seen mentioned in some  preface, as one of the  restorers of learning.  His curiosity having  been

thus excited, he sat  down with avidity, and read a great part  of the book.  What he read  during these two years

he told me, was  not works of mere amusement,  'not voyages and travels, but all  literature, Sir, all ancient

writers, all manly: though but little  Greek, only some of Anacreon and  Hesiod; but in this irregular  manner

(added he) I had looked into a  great many books, which were  not commonly known at the Universities,  where

they seldom read any  books but what are put into their hands by  their tutors; so that  when I came to Oxford,

Dr. Adams, now master of  Pembroke College,  told me I was the best qualified for the University  that he had

ever known come there.' 

That a man in Mr. Michael Johnson's circumstances should think of  sending his son to the expensive

University of Oxford, at his own  charge, seems very improbable.  The subject was too delicate to  question

Johnson upon.  But I have been assured by Dr. Taylor that  the scheme never would have taken place had not a

gentleman of  Shropshire, one of his schoolfellows, spontaneously undertaken to  support him at Oxford, in the

character of his companion; though,  in  fact, he never received any assistance whatever from that  gentleman. 

He, however, went to Oxford, and was entered a Commoner of Pembroke  College on the 31st of October,

1728, being then in his nineteenth  year. 

The Reverend Dr. Adams, who afterwards presided over Pembroke  College with universal esteem, told me he

was present, and gave me  some account of what passed on the night of Johnson's arrival at  Oxford.  On that

evening, his father, who had anxiously accompanied  him, found means to have him introduced to Mr. Jorden,

who was to  be  his tutor. 

His father seemed very full of the merits of his son, and told the  company he was a good scholar, and a poet,

and wrote Latin verses.  His figure and manner appeared strange to them; but he behaved  modestly, and sat

silent, till upon something which occurred in the  course of conversation, he suddenly struck in and quoted

Macrobius;  and thus he gave the first impression of that more extensive  reading  in which he had indulged

himself. 

His tutor, Mr. Jorden, fellow of Pembroke, was not, it seems, a man  of such abilities as we should conceive

requisite for the  instructor  of Samuel Johnson, who gave me the following account of  him.  'He was  a very

worthy man, but a heavy man, and I did not  profit much by his  instructions.  Indeed, I did not attend him

much.  The first day after  I came to college I waited upon him, and  then staid away four.  On the  sixth, Mr.

Jorden asked me why I had  not attended.  I answered I had  been sliding in ChristChurch  meadow.  And this I

said with as much  nonchalance as I am now  talking to you.  I had no notion that I was  wrong or irreverent to

my tutor.  BOSWELL: 'That, Sir, was great  fortitude of mind.'  JOHNSON: 'No, Sir; stark insensibility.' 

He had a love and respect for Jorden, not for his literature, but  for his worth.  'Whenever (said he) a young

man becomes Jorden's  pupil, he becomes his son.' 

Having given a specimen of his poetical powers, he was asked by Mr.  Jorden, to translate Pope's Messiah into

Latin verse, as a  Christmas  exercise.  He performed it with uncommon rapidity, and in  so masterly  a manner,

that he obtained great applause from it,  which ever after  kept him high in the estimation of his College,  and,

indeed, of all  the University. 


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It is said, that Mr. Pope expressed himself concerning it in terms  of strong approbation.  Dr. Taylor told me,

that it was first  printed  for old Mr. Johnson, without the knowledge of his son, who  was very  angry when he

heard of it. 

The 'morbid melancholy,' which was lurking in his constitution, and  to which we may ascribe those

particularities, and that aversion to  regular life, which, at a very early period, marked his character,  gathered

such strength in his twentieth year, as to afflict him in  a  dreadful manner.  While he was at Lichfield, in the

college  vacation  of the year 1729, he felt himself overwhelmed with an  horrible  hypochondria, with perpetual

irritation, fretfulness, and  impatience;  and with a dejection, gloom, and despair, which made  existence

misery.  From this dismal malady he never afterwards was  perfectly relieved;  and all his labours, and all his

enjoyments,  were but temporary  interruptions of its baleful influence.  He told  Mr. Paradise that he  was

sometimes so languid and inefficient, that  he could not  distinguish the hour upon the townclock. 

Johnson, upon the first violent attack of this disorder, strove to  overcome it by forcible exertions.  He

frequently walked to  Birmingham and back again, and tried many other expedients, but all  in vain.  His

expression concerning it to me was 'I did not then  know  how to manage it.'  His distress became so

intolerable, that  he  applied to Dr. Swinfen, physician in Lichfield, his godfather,  and  put into his hands a

state of his case, written in Latin.  Dr.  Swinfen  was so much struck with the extraordinary acuteness,  research,

and  eloquence of this paper, that in his zeal for his  godson he shewed it  to several people.  His daughter, Mrs.

Desmoulins, who was many years  humanely supported in Dr. Johnson's  house in London, told me, that  upon

his discovering that Dr.  Swinfen had communicated his case, he  was so much offended, that he  was never

afterwards fully reconciled to  him.  He indeed had good  reason to be offended; for though Dr.  Swinfen's

motive was good, he  inconsiderately betrayed a matter deeply  interesting and of great  delicacy, which had

been entrusted to him in  confidence; and  exposed a complaint of his young friend and patient,  which, in the

superficial opinion of the generality of mankind, is  attended with  contempt and disgrace. 

To Johnson, whose supreme enjoyment was the exercise of his reason,  the disturbance or obscuration of that

faculty was the evil most to  be dreaded.  Insanity, therefore, was the object of his most dismal  apprehension;

and he fancied himself seized by it, or approaching  to  it, at the very time when he was giving proofs of a

more than  ordinary  soundness and vigour of judgement.  That his own diseased  imagination  should have so

far deceived him, is strange; but it is  stranger still  that some of his friends should have given credit to  his

groundless  opinion, when they had such undoubted proofs that it  was totally  fallacious; though it is by no

means surprising that  those who wish to  depreciate him, should, since his death, have  laid hold of this

circumstance, and insisted upon it with very  unfair aggravation. 

The history of his mind as to religion is an important article.  I  have mentioned the early impressions made

upon his tender  imagination  by his mother, who continued her pious care with  assiduity, but, in  his opinion,

not with judgement.  'Sunday (said  he) was a heavy day to  me when I was a boy.  My mother confined me  on

that day, and made me  read "The Whole Duty of Man," from a great  part of which I could  derive no

instruction.  When, for instance, I  had read the chapter on  theft, which from my infancy I had been  taught was

wrong, I was no  more convinced that theft was wrong than  before; so there was no  accession of knowledge.

A boy should be  introduced to such books, by  having his attention directed to the  arrangement, to the style,

and  other excellencies of composition;  that the mind being thus engaged by  an amusing variety of objects,

may not grow weary.' 

He communicated to me the following particulars upon the subject of  his religious progress.  'I fell into an

inattention to religion,  or  an indifference about it, in my ninth year.  The church at  Lichfield,  in which we had

a seat, wanted reparation, so I was to  go and find a  seat in other churches; and having bad eyes, and  being

awkward about  this, I used to go and read in the fields on  Sunday.  This habit  continued till my fourteenth

year; and still I  find a great reluctance  to go to church.  I then became a sort of  lax TALKER against religion,

for I did not much THINK against it;  and this lasted till I went to  Oxford, where it would not be  SUFFERED.


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When at Oxford, I took up  Law's Serious Call to a Holy  Life, expecting to find it a dull book  (as such books

generally  are), and perhaps to laugh at it.  But I  found Law quite an  overmatch for me; and this was the first

occasion  of my thinking in  earnest of religion, after I became capable of  rational inquiry.'  From this time

forward religion was the predominant  object of his  thoughts; though, with the just sentiments of a

conscientious  Christian, he lamented that his practice of its duties  fell far  short of what it ought to be. 

The particular course of his reading while at Oxford, and during  the time of vacation which he passed at

home, cannot be traced.  Enough has been said of his irregular mode of study.  He told me  that  from his

earliest years he loved to read poetry, but hardly  ever read  any poem to an end; that he read Shakspeare at a

period  so early, that  the speech of the ghost in Hamlet terrified him when  he was alone;  that Horace's Odes

were the compositions in which he  took most  delight, and it was long before he liked his Epistles and  Satires.

He  told me what he read SOLIDLY at Oxford was Greek; not  the Grecian  historians, but Homer and

Euripides, and now and then a  little  Epigram; that the study of which he was the most fond was

Metaphysicks, but he had not read much, even in that way.  I always  thought that he did himself injustice in

his account of what he had  read, and that he must have been speaking with reference to the  vast  portion of

study which is possible, and to which a few  scholars in the  whole history of literature have attained; for when

I once asked him  whether a person, whose name I have now forgotten,  studied hard, he  answered 'No, Sir; I

do not believe he studied  hard.  I never knew a  man who studied hard.  I conclude, indeed,  from the effects,

that some  men have studied hard, as Bentley and  Clarke.'  Trying him by that  criterion upon which he formed

his  judgement of others, we may be  absolutely certain, both from his  writings and his conversation, that  his

reading was very extensive.  Dr. Adam Smith, than whom few were  better judges on this subject,  once

observed to me that 'Johnson knew  more books than any man  alive.'  He had a peculiar facility in seizing  at

once what was  valuable in any book, without submitting to the  labour of perusing  it from beginning to end.

He had, from the  irritability of his  constitution, at all times, an impatience and  hurry when he either  read or

wrote.  A certain apprehension, arising  from novelty, made  him write his first exercise at College twice over;

but he never  took that trouble with any other composition; and we  shall see that  his most excellent works

were struck off at a heat,  with rapid  exertion. 

No man had a more ardent love of literature, or a higher respect  for it than Johnson.  His apartment in

Pembroke College was that  upon  the second floor, over the gateway.  The enthusiasts of  learning will  ever

contemplate it with veneration.  One day, while  he was sitting in  it quite alone, Dr. Panting, then master of the

College, whom he  called 'a fine Jacobite fellow,' overheard him  uttering this soliloquy  in his strong,

emphatick voice: 'Well, I  have a mind to see what is  done in other places of learning.  I'll  go and visit the

Universities  abroad.  I'll go to France and Italy.  I'll go to Padua.And I'll mind  my business.  For an Athenian

blockhead is the worst of all  blockheads.' 

Dr. Adams told me that Johnson, while he was at Pembroke College,  'was caressed and loved by all about

him, was a gay and frolicksome  fellow, and passed there the happiest part of his life.'  But this  is  a striking

proof of the fallacy of appearances, and how little  any of  us know of the real internal state even of those

whom we see  most  frequently; for the truth is, that he was then depressed by  poverty,  and irritated by disease.

When I mentioned to him this  account as  given me by Dr. Adams, he said; 'Ah, Sir, I was mad and  violent.  It

was bitterness which they mistook for frolick.  I was  miserably poor,  and I thought to fight my way by my

literature and  my wit; so I  disregarded all power and all authority.' 

The Bishop of Dromore observes in a letter to me, 

'The pleasure he took in vexing the tutors and fellows has been  often mentioned.  But I have heard him say,

what ought to be  recorded  to the honour of the present venerable master of that  College, the  Reverend

William Adams, D.D., who was then very young,  and one of the  junior fellows; that the mild but judicious

expostulations of this  worthy man, whose virtue awed him, and whose  learning he revered, made  him really

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'I have heard from some of his cotemporaries that he was generally  seen lounging at the College gate, with a

circle of young students  round him, whom he was entertaining with wit, and keeping from  their  studies, if not

spiriting them up to rebellion against the  College  discipline, which in his maturer years he so much  extolled.' 

I do not find that he formed any close intimacies with his fellow  collegians.  But Dr. Adams told me that he

contracted a love and  regard for Pembroke College, which he retained to the last.  A  short  time before his

death he sent to that College a present of  all his  works, to be deposited in their library; and he had  thoughts of

leaving to it his house at Lichfield; but his friends  who were about  him very properly dissuaded him from it,

and he  bequeathed it to some  poor relations.  He took a pleasure in  boasting of the many eminent  men who

had been educated at Pembroke.  In this list are found the  names of Mr. Hawkins the Poetry  Professor, Mr.

Shenstone, Sir William  Blackstone, and others; not  forgetting the celebrated popular  preacher, Mr. George

Whitefield,  of whom, though Dr. Johnson did not  think very highly, it must be  acknowledged that his

eloquence was  powerful, his views pious and  charitable, his assiduity almost  incredible; and, that since his

death, the integrity of his character  has been fully vindicated.  Being himself a poet, Johnson was  peculiarly

happy in mentioning  how many of the sons of Pembroke were  poets; adding, with a smile  of sportive

triumph, 'Sir, we are a nest  of singing birds.' 

He was not, however, blind to what he thought the defects of his  own College; and I have, from the

information of Dr. Taylor, a very  strong instance of that rigid honesty which he ever inflexibly  preserved.

Taylor had obtained his father's consent to be entered  of  Pembroke, that he might be with his schoolfellow

Johnson, with  whom,  though some years older than himself, he was very intimate.  This would  have been a

great comfort to Johnson.  But he fairly  told Taylor that  he could not, in conscience, suffer him to enter  where

he knew he  could not have an able tutor.  He then made  inquiry all round the  University, and having found

that Mr.  Bateman, of Christ Church, was  the tutor of highest reputation,  Taylor was entered of that College.

Mr. Bateman's lectures were so  excellent, that Johnson used to come  and get them at secondhand  from

Taylor, till his poverty being so  extreme that his shoes were  worn out, and his feet appeared through  them, he

saw that this  humiliating circumstance was perceived by the  Christ Church men,  and he came no more.  He

was too proud to accept of  money, and  somebody having set a pair of new shoes at his door, he  threw them

away with indignation.  How must we feel when we read such  an  anecdote of Samuel Johnson! 

The res angusta domi prevented him from having the advantage of a  complete academical education.  The

friend to whom he had trusted  for  support had deceived him.  His debts in College, though not  great,  were

increasing; and his scanty remittances from Lichfield,  which had  all along been made with great difficulty,

could be  supplied no  longer, his father having fallen into a state of  insolvency.  Compelled, therefore, by

irresistible necessity, he  left the College  in autumn, 1731, without a degree, having been a  member of it little

more than three years. 

And now (I had almost said POOR) Samuel Johnson returned to his  native city, destitute, and not knowing

how he should gain even a  decent livelihood.  His father's misfortunes in trade rendered him  unable to support

his son; and for some time there appeared no  means  by which he could maintain himself.  In the December of

this  year his  father died. 

Johnson was so far fortunate, that the respectable character of his  parents, and his own merit, had, from his

earliest years, secured  him  a kind reception in the best families at Lichfield.  Among  these I can  mention Mr.

Howard, Dr. Swinfen, Mr. Simpson, Mr.  Levett, Captain  Garrick, father of the great ornament of the  British

stage; but above  all, Mr. Gilbert Walmsley, Register of the  Prerogative Court of  Lichfield, whose character,

long after his  decease, Dr. Johnson has,  in his Life of Edmund Smith, thus drawn  in the glowing colours of

gratitude: 

'Of Gilbert Walmsley, thus presented to my mind, let me indulge  myself in the remembrance.  I knew him

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made me worthy of his notice. 

'He was of an advanced age, and I was only not a boy, yet he never  received my notions with contempt.  He

was a whig, with all the  virulence and malevolence of his party; yet difference of opinion  did  not keep us

apart.  I honoured him and he endured me. 

'At this man's table I enjoyed many cheerful and instructive hours,  with companions, such as are not often

foundwith one who has  lengthened, and one who has gladdened life; with Dr. James, whose  skill in

physick will be long remembered; and with David Garrick,  whom I hoped to have gratified with this

character of our common  friend.  But what are the hopes of man!  I am disappointed by that  stroke of death,

which has eclipsed the gaiety of nations, and  impoverished the publick stock of harmless pleasure.' 

In these families he passed much time in his early years.  In most  of them, he was in the company of ladies,

particularly at Mr.  Walmsley's, whose wife and sistersinlaw, of the name of Aston,  and  daughters of a

Baronet, were remarkable for good breeding; so  that the  notion which has been industriously circulated and

believed, that he  never was in good company till late in life, and,  consequently had  been confirmed in coarse

and ferocious manners by  long habits, is  wholly without foundation.  Some of the ladies have  assured me,

they  recollected him well when a young man, as  distinguished for his  complaisance. 

In the forlorn state of his circumstances, he accepted of an offer  to be employed as usher in the school of

MarketBosworth, in  Leicestershire, to which it appears, from one of his little  fragments  of a diary, that he

went on foot, on the 16th of July. 

This employment was very irksome to him in every respect, and he  complained grievously of it in his letters

to his friend Mr.  Hector,  who was now settled as a surgeon at Birmingham.  The  letters are lost;  but Mr.

Hector recollects his writing 'that the  poet had described the  dull sameness of his existence in these  words,

"Vitam continet una  dies" (one day contains the whole of my  life); that it was unvaried as  the note of the

cuckow; and that he  did not know whether it was more  disagreeable for him to teach, or  the boys to learn, the

grammar  rules.'  His general aversion to  this painful drudgery was greatly  enhanced by a disagreement

between him and Sir Wolstan Dixey, the  patron of the school, in  whose house, I have been told, he officiated

as a kind of domestick  chaplain, so far, at least, as to say grace at  table, but was  treated with what he

represented as intolerable  harshness; and,  after suffering for a few months such complicated  misery, he

relinquished a situation which all his life afterwards he  recollected with the strongest aversion, and even a

degree of  horrour.  But it is probable that at this period, whatever  uneasiness  he may have endured, he laid the

foundation of much  future eminence by  application to his studies. 

Being now again totally unoccupied, he was invited by Mr. Hector to  pass some time with him at

Birmingham, as his guest, at the house  of  Mr. Warren, with whom Mr. Hector lodged and boarded.  Mr.

Warren  was  the first established bookseller in Birmingham, and was very  attentive  to Johnson, who he soon

found could be of much service to  him in his  trade, by his knowledge of literature; and he even  obtained the

assistance of his pen in furnishing some numbers of a  periodical Essay  printed in the newspaper, of which

Warren was  proprietor.  After very  diligent inquiry, I have not been able to  recover those early  specimens of

that particular mode of writing by  which Johnson  afterwards so greatly distinguished himself. 

He continued to live as Mr. Hector's guest for about six months,  and then hired lodgings in another part of the

town, finding  himself  as well situated at Birmingham as he supposed he could be  any where,  while he had no

settled plan of life, and very scanty  means of  subsistence.  He made some valuable acquaintances there,

amongst whom  were Mr. Porter, a mercer, whose widow he afterwards  married, and Mr.  Taylor, who by his

ingenuity in mechanical  inventions, and his success  in trade, acquired an immense fortune.  But the comfort of

being near  Mr. Hector, his old schoolfellow and  intimate friend, was Johnson's  chief inducement to continue

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His juvenile attachments to the fair sex were very transient; and  it is certain that he formed no criminal

connection whatsoever.  Mr.  Hector, who lived with him in his younger days in the utmost  intimacy  and social

freedom, has assured me, that even at that  ardent season  his conduct was strictly virtuous in that respect;  and

that though he  loved to exhilarate himself with wine, he never  knew him intoxicated  but once. 

In a man whom religious education has secured from licentious  indulgences, the passion of love, when once it

has seized him, is  exceedingly strong; being unimpaired by dissipation, and totally  concentrated in one

object.  This was experienced by Johnson, when  he  became the fervent admirer of Mrs. Porter, after her first

husband's  death.  Miss Porter told me, that when he was first  introduced to her  mother, his appearance was

very forbidding: he  was then lean and lank,  so that his immense structure of bones was  hideously striking to

the  eye, and the scars of the scrophula were  deeply visible.  He also wore  his hair, which was straight and

stiff, and separated behind: and he  often had, seemingly,  convulsive starts and odd gesticulations, which

tended to excite at  once surprize and ridicule.  Mrs. Porter was so  much engaged by his  conversation that she

overlooked all these  external disadvantages,  and said to her daughter, 'this is the most  sensible man that I  ever

saw in my life.' 

Though Mrs. Porter was double the age of Johnson, and her person  and manner, as described to me by the

late Mr. Garrick, were by no  means pleasing to others, she must have had a superiority of  understanding and

talents, as she certainly inspired him with a  more  than ordinary passion; and she having signified her

willingness to  accept of his hand, he went to Lichfield to ask his  mother's consent  to the marriage, which he

could not but be  conscious was a very  imprudent scheme, both on account of their  disparity of years, and her

want of fortune.  But Mrs. Johnson knew  too well the ardour of her  son's temper, and was too tender a  parent

to oppose his inclinations. 

I know not for what reason the marriage ceremony was not performed  at Birmingham; but a resolution was

taken that it should be at  Derby,  for which place the bride and bridegroom set out on  horseback, I  suppose in

very good humour.  But though Mr. Topham  Beauclerk used  archly to mention Johnson's having told him,

with  much gravity, 'Sir,  it was a love marriage on both sides,' I have  had from my illustrious  friend the

following curious account of  their journey to church upon  the nuptial morn: 

9th JULY:'Sir, she had read the old romances, and had got into  her head the fantastical notion that a

woman of spirit should use  her  lover like a dog.  So, Sir, at first she told me that I rode  too fast,  and she could

not keep up with me; and, when I rode a  little slower,  she passed me, and complained that I lagged behind.  I

was not to be  made the slave of caprice; and I resolved to begin  as I meant to end.  I therefore pushed on

briskly, till I was  fairly out of her sight.  The road lay between two hedges, so I was  sure she could not miss it;

and I contrived that she should soon  come up with me.  When she did, I  observed her to be in tears.' 

This, it must be allowed, was a singular beginning of connubial  felicity; but there is no doubt that Johnson,

though he thus shewed  a  manly firmness, proved a most affectionate and indulgent husband  to  the last

moment of Mrs. Johnson's life: and in his Prayers and  Meditations, we find very remarkable evidence that his

regard and  fondness for her never ceased, even after her death. 

He now set up a private academy, for which purpose he hired a large  house, well situated near his native city.

In the Gentleman's  Magazine for 1736, there is the following advertisement: 

'At Edial, near Lichfield, in Staffordshire, young gentlemen are  boarded and taught the Latin and Greek

languages, by SAMUEL  JOHNSON.' 

But the only pupils that were put under his care were the  celebrated David Garrick and his brother George,

and a Mr. Offely,  a  young gentleman of good fortune who died early.  The truth is,  that he  was not so well

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inferiour  powers of mind.  His own acquisitions had been made by  fits and  starts, by violent irruptions into the

regions of  knowledge; and it  could not be expected that his impatience would  be subdued, and his

impetuosity restrained, so as to fit him for a  quiet guide to novices. 

Johnson was not more satisfied with his situation as the master of  an academy, than with that of the usher of a

school; we need not  wonder, therefore, that he did not keep his academy above a year  and  a half.  From Mr.

Garrick's account he did not appear to have  been  profoundly reverenced by his pupils.  His oddities of

manner,  and  uncouth gesticulations, could not but be the subject of  merriment to  them; and, in particular, the

young rogues used to  listen at the door  of his bedchamber, and peep through the key  hole, that they might

turn into ridicule his tumultuous and awkward  fondness for Mrs.  Johnson, whom he used to name by the

familiar  appellation of Tetty or  Tetsey, which, like Betty or Betsey, is  provincially used as a  contraction for

Elisabeth, her christian  name, but which to us seems  ludicrous, when applied to a woman of  her age and

appearance.  Mr.  Garrick described her to me as very  fat, with a bosom of more than  ordinary protuberance,

with swelled  cheeks of a florid red, produced  by thick painting, and increased  by the liberal use of cordials;

flaring and fantastick in her  dress, and affected both in her speech  and her general behaviour.  I have seen

Garrick exhibit her, by his  exquisite talent of  mimickry, so as to excite the heartiest bursts of  laughter; but he,

probably, as is the case in all such  representations, considerably  aggravated the picture. 

Johnson now thought of trying his fortune in London, the great  field of genius and exertion, where talents of

every kind have the  fullest scope, and the highest encouragement.  It is a memorable  circumstance that his

pupil David Garrick went thither at the same  time,* with intention to complete his education, and follow the

profession of the law, from which he was soon diverted by his  decided  preference for the stage. 

* Both of them used to talk pleasantly of this their first journey  to London.  Garrick, evidently meaning to

embellish a little, said  one day in my hearing, 'we rode and tied.'  And the Bishop of  Killaloe informed me,

that at another time, when Johnson and  Garrick  were dining together in a pretty large company, Johnson

humorously  ascertaining the chronology of something, expressed  himself thus:  'that was the year when I

came to London with two  pence halfpenny in  my pocket.'  Garrick overhearing him,  exclaimed, 'eh? what

do you say?  with twopence halfpenny in your  pocket?'JOHNSON, 'Why yes; when I  came with

twopence halfpenny  in MY pocket, and thou, Davy, with  three halfpence in thine.'  BOSWELL. 

They were recommended to Mr. Colson, an eminent mathematician and  master of an academy, by the

following letter from Mr. Walmsley: 

'TO THE REVEREND MR. COLSON. 

'Lichfield, March 2,1737. 

'Dear Sir, I had the favour of yours, and am extremely obliged to  you; but I cannot say I had a greater

affection for you upon it  than  I had before, being long since so much endeared to you, as  well by an  early

friendship, as by your many excellent and valuable  qualifications; and, had I a son of my own, it would be my

ambition,  instead of sending him to the University, to dispose of  him as this  young gentleman is. 

'He, and another neighbour of mine, one Mr. Samuel Johnson, set out  this morning for London together.

Davy Garrick is to be with you  early the next week, and Mr. Johnson to try his fate with a  tragedy,  and to see

to get himself employed in some translation,  either from  the Latin or the French.  Johnson is a very good

scholar and poet, and  I have great hopes will turn out a fine  tragedywriter.  If it should  any way lie in your

way, doubt not  but you would be ready to recommend  and assist your countryman. 

'G. WALMSLEY.' 


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How he employed himself upon his first coming to London is not  particularly known.' 

* One curious anecdote was communicated by himself to Mr. John  Nichols.  Mr. Wilcox, the bookseller, on

being informed by him that  his intention was to get his livelihood as an authour, eyed his  robust frame

attentively, and with a significant look, said, 'You  had  better buy a porter's knot.'  He however added, 'Wilcox

was one  of my  best friends.'BOSWELL. 

He had a little money when he came to town, and he knew how he  could live in the cheapest manner.  His first

lodgings were at the  house of Mr. Norris, a staymaker, in Exeterstreet, adjoining  Catharinestreet, in the

Strand.  'I dined (said he) very well for  eightpence, with very good company, at the Pine Apple in New

street, just by.  Several of them had travelled.  They expected to  meet every day; but did not know one

another's names.  It used to  cost the rest a shilling, for they drank wine; but I had a cut of  meat for sixpence,

and bread for a penny, and gave the waiter a  penny; so that I was quite well served, nay, better than the rest,

for they gave the waiter nothing.'  He at this time, I believe,  abstained entirely from fermented liquors: a

practice to which he  rigidly conformed for many years together, at different periods of  his life. 

His Ofellus in the Art of Living in London, I have heard him  relate, was an Irish painter, whom he knew at

Birmingham, and who  had  practised his own precepts of oeconomy for several years in the  British capital.  He

assured Johnson, who, I suppose, was then  meditating to try his fortune in London, but was apprehensive of

the  expence, 'that thirty pounds a year was enough to enable a man  to live  there without being contemptible.

He allowed ten pounds  for clothes  and linen.  He said a man might live in a garret at  eighteenpence a  week;

few people would inquire where he lodged;  and if they did, it  was easy to say, "Sir, I am to be found at such  a

place."  By spending  threepence in a coffeehouse, he might be  for some hours every day in  very good

company; he might dine for  sixpence, breakfast on bread and  milk for a penny, and do without  supper.  On

cleanshirtday he went  abroad, and paid visits.'  I  have heard him more than once talk of  this frugal friend,

whom he  recollected with esteem and kindness, and  did not like to have one  smile at the recital.  'This man

(said he,  gravely) was a very  sensible man, who perfectly understood common  affairs: a man of a  great deal

of knowledge of the world, fresh from  life, not strained  through books.  He amused himself, I remember, by

computing how  much more expence was absolutely necessary to live upon  the same  scale with that which his

friend described, when the value of  money  was diminished by the progress of commerce.  It may be estimated

that double the money might now with difficulty be sufficient.' 

Amidst this cold obscurity, there was one brilliant circumstance to  cheer him; he was well acquainted with

Mr. Henry Hervey, one of the  branches of the noble family of that name, who had been quartered  at  Lichfield

as an officer of the army, and had at this time a  house in  London, where Johnson was frequently entertained,

and had  an  opportunity of meeting genteel company.  Not very long before  his  death, he mentioned this,

among other particulars of his life,  which  he was kindly communicating to me; and he described this  early

friend,  'Harry Hervey,' thus: 'He was a vicious man, but very  kind to me.  If  you call a dog HERVEY, I shall

love him.' 

He told me he had now written only three acts of his Irene, and  that he retired for some time to lodgings at

Greenwich, where he  proceeded in it somewhat further, and used to compose, walking in  the  Park; but did not

stay long enough at that place to finish it. 

In the course of the summer he returned to Lichfield, where he had  left Mrs. Johnson, and there he at last

finished his tragedy, which  was not executed with his rapidity of composition upon other  occasions, but was

slowly and painfully elaborated.  A few days  before his death, while burning a great mass of papers, he picked

out  from among them the original unformed sketch of this tragedy,  in his  own handwriting, and gave it to

Mr. Langton, by whose  favour a copy  of it is now in my possession. 


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Johnson's residence at Lichfield, on his return to it at this time,  was only for three months; and as he had as

yet seen but a small  part  of the wonders of the Metropolis, he had little to tell his  townsmen.  He related to me

the following minute anecdote of this  period: 'In  the last age, when my mother lived in London, there  were

two sets of  people, those who gave the wall, and those who  took it; the peaceable  and the quarrelsome.  When

I returned to  Lichfield, after having been  in London, my mother asked me, whether  I was one of those who

gave the  wall, or those who took it.  NOW it  is fixed that every man keeps to  the right; or, if one is taking  the

wall, another yields it; and it is  never a dispute.' 

He now removed to London with Mrs. Johnson; but her daughter, who  had lived with them at Edial, was left

with her relations in the  country.  His lodgings were for some time in Woodstockstreet, near

Hanoversquare, and afterwards in Castlestreet, near Cavendish  square. 

His tragedy being by this time, as he thought, completely finished  and fit for the stage, he was very desirous

that it should be  brought  forward.  Mr. Peter Garrick told me, that Johnson and he  went together  to the

Fountain tavern, and read it over, and that he  afterwards  solicited Mr. Fleetwood, the patentee of Drurylane

theatre, to have  it acted at his house; but Mr. Fleetwood would not  accept it, probably  because it was not

patronized by some man of  high rank; and it was not  acted till 1749, when his friend David  Garrick was

manager of that  theatre. 

The Gentleman's Magazine, begun and carried on by Mr. Edward Cave,  under the name of SYLVANUS

URBAN, had attracted the notice and  esteem  of Johnson, in an eminent degree, before he came to London  as

an  adventurer in literature.  He told me, that when he first saw  St.  John's Gate, the place where that deservedly

popular miscellany  was  originally printed, he 'beheld it with reverence.' 

It appears that he was now enlisted by Mr. Cave as a regular  coadjutor in his magazine, by which he probably

obtained a  tolerable  livelihood.  At what time, or by what means, he had  acquired a  competent knowledge

both of French and Italian, I do not  know; but he  was so well skilled in them, as to be sufficiently  qualified

for a  translator.  That part of his labour which  consisted in emendation and  improvement of the productions of

other  contributors, like that  employed in levelling ground, can be  perceived only by those who had  an

opportunity of comparing the  original with the altered copy.  What  we certainly know to have  been done by

him in this way, was the  Debates in both houses of  Parliament, under the name of 'The Senate of  Lilliput,'

sometimes  with feigned denominations of the several  speakers, sometimes with  denominations formed of the

letters of their  real names, in the  manner of what is called anagram, so that they  might easily be  decyphered.

Parliament then kept the press in a kind  of mysterious  awe, which made it necessary to have recourse to such

devices.  In  our time it has acquired an unrestrained freedom, so that  the  people in all parts of the kingdom

have a fair, open, and exact  report of the actual proceedings of their representatives and  legislators, which in

our constitution is highly to be valued;  though, unquestionably, there has of late been too much reason to

complain of the petulance with which obscure scribblers have  presumed  to treat men of the most respectable

character and  situation. 

This important article of the Gentlemen's Magazine was, for several  years, executed by Mr. William Guthrie,

a man who deserves to be  respectably recorded in the literary annals of this country.  The  debates in

Parliament, which were brought home and digested by  Guthrie, whose memory, though surpassed by others

who have since  followed him in the same department, was yet very quick and  tenacious, were sent by Cave to

Johnson for his revision; and,  after  some time, when Guthrie had attained to greater variety of  employment,

and the speeches were more and more enriched by the  accession of  Johnson's genius, it was resolved that he

should do  the whole himself,  from the scanty notes furnished by persons  employed to attend in both  houses

of Parliament.  Sometimes,  however, as he himself told me, he  had nothing more communicated to  him than

the names of the several  speakers, and the part which they  had taken in the debate.* 


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* Johnson later told Boswell that 'as soon as he found that the  speeches were thought genuine he determined

that he would write no  more of them: for "he would not be accessary to the propagation of  falsehood."  And

such was the tenderness of his conscience, that a  short time before his death he expressed his regret for his

having  been the authour of fictions which had passed for realities.'Ed. 

But what first displayed his transcendent powers, and 'gave the  world assurance of the MAN,' was his

London, a Poem, in Imitation  of  the Third Satire of Juvenal: which came out in May this year,  and  burst forth

with a splendour, the rays of which will for ever  encircle  his name.  Boileau had imitated the same satire with

great  success,  applying it to Paris; but an attentive comparison will  satisfy every  reader, that he is much

excelled by the English  Juvenal.  Oldham had  also imitated it, and applied it to London;  all which

performances  concur to prove, that great cities, in every  age, and in every  country, will furnish similar topicks

of satire.  Whether Johnson had  previously read Oldham's imitation, I do not  know; but it is not a  little

remarkable, that there is scarcely any  coincidence found  between the two performances, though upon the  very

same subject. 

Johnson's London was published in May, 1738; and it is remarkable,  that it came out on the same morning

with Pope's satire, entitled  '1738;' so that England had at once its Juvenal and Horace as  poetical monitors.

The Reverend Dr. Douglas, now Bishop of  Salisbury, to whom I am indebted for some obliging

communications,  was then a student at Oxford, and remembers well the effect which  London produced.

Every body was delighted with it; and there being  no name to it, the first buz of the literary circles was 'here

is  an  unknown poet, greater even than Pope.'  And it is recorded in  the  Gentleman's Magazine of that year, that

it 'got to the second  edition  in the course of a week.' 

One of the warmest patrons of this poem on its first appearance was  General Oglethorpe, whose 'strong

benevolence of soul,' was  unabated  during the course of a very long life; though it is  painful to think,  that he

had but too much reason to become cold  and callous, and  discontented with the world, from the neglect

which he experienced of  his publick and private worth, by those in  whose power it was to  gratify so gallant a

veteran with marks of  distinction.  This  extraordinary person was as remarkable for his  learning and taste, as

for his other eminent qualities; and no man  was more prompt, active,  and generous, in encouraging merit.  I

have heard Johnson gratefully  acknowledge, in his presence, the  kind and effectual support which he  gave to

his London, though  unacquainted with its authour. 

Pope, who then filled the poetical throne without a rival, it may  reasonably be presumed, must have been

particularly struck by the  sudden appearance of such a poet; and, to his credit, let it be  remembered, that his

feelings and conduct on the occasion were  candid  and liberal.  He requested Mr. Richardson, son of the

painter, to  endeavour to find out who this new authour was.  Mr.  Richardson, after  some inquiry, having

informed him that he had  discovered only that his  name was Johnson, and that he was some  obscure man,

Pope said; 'he  will soon be deterre.'  We shall  presently see, from a note written by  Pope, that he was himself

afterwards more successful in his inquiries  than his friend. 

While we admire the poetical excellence of this poem, candour  obliges us to allow, that the flame of

patriotism and zeal for  popular resistance with which it is fraught, had no just cause.  There  was, in truth, no

'oppression;' the 'nation' was NOT  'cheated.'  Sir  Robert Walpole was a wise and a benevolent  minister, who

thought that  the happiness and prosperity of a  commercial country like ours, would  be best promoted by

peace,  which he accordingly maintained, with  credit, during a very long  period.  Johnson himself afterwards

honestly acknowledged the merit  of Walpole, whom he called 'a fixed  star;' while he characterised  his

opponent, Pitt, as 'a meteor.'  But  Johnson's juvenile poem was  naturally impregnated with the fire of

opposition, and upon every  account was universally admired. 

Though thus elevated into fame, and conscious of uncommon powers,  he had not that bustling confidence, or,

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endeavour at rising in life.  But such was his inflexible  dignity  of character, that he could not stoop to court

the great;  without  which, hardly any man has made his way to a high station.  He could not  expect to produce

many such works as his London, and  he felt the  hardships of writing for bread; he was, therefore,  willing to

resume  the office of a schoolmaster, so as to have a  sure, though moderate  income for his life; and an offer

being made  to him of the mastership  of a school, provided he could obtain the  degree of Master of Arts,  Dr.

Adams was applied to, by a common  friend, to know whether that  could be granted him as a favour from  the

University of Oxford.  But  though he had made such a figure in  the literary world, it was then  thought too

great a favour to be  asked. 

Pope, without any knowledge of him but from his London, recommended  him to Earl Gower, who

endeavoured to procure for him a degree from  Dublin. 

It was, perhaps, no small disappointment to Johnson that this  respectable application had not the desired

effect; yet how much  reason has there been, both for himself and his country, to rejoice  that it did not

succeed, as he might probably have wasted in  obscurity those hours in which he afterwards produced his

incomparable works. 

About this time he made one other effort to emancipate himself from  the drudgery of authourship.  He applied

to Dr. Adams, to consult  Dr.  Smalbroke of the Commons, whether a person might be permitted  to  practice as

an advocate there, without a doctor's degree in  Civil Law.  'I am (said he) a total stranger to these studies; but

whatever is a  profession, and maintains numbers, must be within the  reach of common  abilities, and some

degree of industry.'  Dr. Adams  was much pleased  with Johnson's design to employ his talents in  that manner,

being  confident he would have attained to great  eminence. 

As Mr. Pope's note concerning Johnson, alluded to in a former page,  refers both to his London, and his

Marmor Norfolciense, I have  deferred inserting it till now.  I am indebted for it to Dr. Percy,  the Bishop of

Dromore, who permitted me to copy it from the  original  in his possession.  It was presented to his Lordship by

Sir Joshua  Reynolds, to whom it was given by the son of Mr.  Richardson the  painter, the person to whom it is

addressed.  I have  transcribed it  with minute exactness, that the peculiar mode of  writing, and  imperfect

spelling of that celebrated poet, may be  exhibited to the  curious in literature.  It justifies Swift's  epithet of

'Papersparing  Pope,' for it is written on a slip no  larger than a common  messagecard, and was sent to Mr.

Richardson,  along with the Imitation  of Juvenal. 

'This is imitated by one Johnson who put in for a Publickschool in  Shropshire, but was disappointed.  He has

an infirmity of the  convulsive kind, that attacks him sometimes, so as to make him a  sad  Spectacle.  Mr. P.

from the Merit of this Work which was all  the  knowledge he had of him endeavour'd to serve him without his

own  application; wrote to my Ld gore, but he did not succeed.  Mr. Johnson  published afterwds another Poem

in Latin with Notes the  whole very  Humerous call'd the Norfolk Prophecy.  P.' 

Johnson had been told of this note; and Sir Joshua Reynolds  informed him of the compliment which it

contained, but, from  delicacy, avoided shewing him the paper itself.  When Sir Joshua  observed to Johnson

that he seemed very desirous to see Pope's  note,  he answered, 'Who would not be proud to have such a man

as  Pope so  solicitous in inquiring about him?' 

The infirmity to which Mr. Pope alludes, appeared to me also, as I  have elsewhere observed, to be of the

convulsive kind, and of the  nature of that distemper called St. Vitus's dance; and in this  opinion I am

confirmed by the description which Sydenham gives of  that disease.  'This disorder is a kind of convulsion.  It

manifests  itself by halting or unsteadiness of one of the legs,  which the  patient draws after him like an ideot.

If the hand of  the same side  be applied to the breast, or any other part of the  body, he cannot  keep it a

moment in the same posture, but it will  be drawn into a  different one by a convulsion, notwithstanding all  his

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following paper. 

'Those motions or tricks of Dr. Johnson are improperly called  convulsions.  He could sit motionless, when he

was told so to do,  as  well as any other man; my opinion is that it proceeded from a  habit  which he had

indulged himself in, of accompanying his  thoughts with  certain untoward actions, and those actions always

appeared to me as  if they were meant to reprobate some part of his  past conduct.  Whenever he was not

engaged in conversation, such  thoughts were sure  to rush into his mind; and, for this reason, any  company,

any  employment whatever, he preferred to being alone.  The  great business  of his life (he said) was to escape

from himself;  this disposition he  considered as the disease of his mind, which  nothing cured but  company. 

'One instance of his absence and particularity, as it is  characteristick of the man, may be worth relating.  When

he and I  took a journey together into the West, we visited the late Mr.  Banks,  of Dorsetshire; the conversation

turning upon pictures,  which Johnson  could not well see, he retired to a corner of the  room, stretching out  his

right leg as far as he could reach before  him, then bringing up  his left leg, and stretching his right still  further

on.  The old  gentleman observing him, went up to him, and  in a very courteous  manner assured him, that

though it was not a  new house, the flooring  was perfectly safe.  The Doctor started  from his reverie, like a

person waked out of his sleep, but spoke  not a word.' 

While we are on this subject, my readers may not be displeased with  another anecdote, communicated to me

by the same friend, from the  relation of Mr. Hogarth. 

Johnson used to be a pretty frequent visitor at the house of Mr.  Richardson, authour of Clarissa, and other

novels of extensive  reputation.  Mr. Hogarth came one day to see Richardson, soon after  the execution of Dr.

Cameron, for having taken arms for the house  of  Stuart in 17456; and being a warm partisan of George the

Second, he  observed to Richardson, that certainly there must have  been some very  unfavourable

circumstances lately discovered in this  particular case,  which had induced the King to approve of an

execution for rebellion so  long after the time when it was  committed, as this had the appearance  of putting a

man to death in  cold blood, and was very unlike his  Majesty's usual clemency.  While he was talking, he

perceived a person  standing at a window in  the room, shaking his head, and rolling  himself about in a strange

ridiculous manner.  He concluded that he  was an ideot, whom his  relations had put under the care of Mr.

Richardson, as a very good  man.  To his great surprise, however, this  figure stalked forwards  to where he and

Mr. Richardson were sitting,  and all at once took  up the argument, and burst out into an invective  against

George the  Second, as one, who, upon all occasions was  unrelenting and  barbarous; mentioning many

instances, particularly,  that when an  officer of high rank had been acquitted by a Court  Martial, George  the

Second had with his own hand, struck his name off  the list.  In  short, he displayed such a power of eloquence,

that  Hogarth looked  at him with astonishment, and actually imagined that  this ideot had  been at the moment

inspired.  Neither Hogarth nor  Johnson were made  known to each other at this interview. 

1740: AETAT. 3l.]In 1740 he wrote for the Gentleman's Magazine  the 'Preface,' 'Life of Sir Francis

Drake,' and the first parts of  those of 'Admiral Blake,' and of 'Philip Baretier,' both which he  finished the

following year.  He also wrote an 'Essay on Epitaphs,'  and an 'Epitaph on Philips, a Musician,' which was

afterwards  published with some other pieces of his, in Mrs. Williams's  Miscellanies.  This Epitaph is so

exquisitely beautiful, that I  remember even Lord Kames, strangely prejudiced as he was against  Dr.  Johnson,

was compelled to allow it very high praise.  It has  been  ascribed to Mr. Garrick, from its appearing at first

with the  signature G; but I have heard Mr. Garrick declare, that it was  written by Dr. Johnson, and give the

following account of the  manner  in which it was composed.  Johnson and he were sitting  together; when,

amongst other things, Garrick repeated an Epitaph  upon this Philips by  a Dr. Wilkes, in these words: 

    'Exalted soul! whose harmony could please

     The lovesick virgin, and the gouty ease;

     Could jarring discord, like Amphion, move


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To beauteous order and harmonious love;

     Rest here in peace, till angels bid thee rise,

     And meet thy blessed Saviour in the skies.'

Johnson shook his head at these commonplace funereal lines, and  said to Garrick, 'I think, Davy, I can make

a better.'  Then,  stirring about his tea for a little while, in a state of  meditation,  he almost extempore produced

the following verses: 

    'Philips, whose touch harmonious could remove

     The pangs of guilty power or hapless love;

     Rest here, distress'd by poverty no more,

     Here find that calm thou gav'st so oft before;

     Sleep, undisturb'd, within this peaceful shrine,

     Till angels wake thee with a note like thine!'

1742: AETAT. 33.]In 1742 he wrote . . . 'Proposals for Printing  Bibliotheca Harleiana, or a Catalogue of

the Library of the Earl of  Oxford.'  He was employed in this business by Mr. Thomas Osborne  the  bookseller,

who purchased the library for 13,000l., a sum which  Mr.  Oldys says, in one of his manuscripts, was not more

than the  binding  of the books had cost; yet, as Dr. Johnson assured me, the  slowness of  the sale was such, that

there was not much gained by  it.  It has been  confidently related, with many embellishments,  that Johnson one

day  knocked Osborne down in his shop, with a  folio, and put his foot upon  his neck.  The simple truth I had

from  Johnson himself.  'Sir, he was  impertinent to me, and I beat him.  But it was not in his shop: it was  in my

own chamber.' 

1744: AETAT. 35.]He produced one work this year, fully sufficient  to maintain the high reputation which

he had acquired.  This was  The  Life of Richard Savage; a man, of whom it is difficult to speak  impartially,

without wondering that he was for some time the  intimate  companion of Johnson; for his character was

marked by  profligacy,  insolence, and ingratitude: yet, as he undoubtedly had  a warm and  vigorous, though

unregulated mind, had seen life in all  its varieties,  and been much in the company of the statesmen and  wits

of his time, he  could communicate to Johnson an abundant  supply of such materials as  his philosophical

curiosity most  eagerly desired; and as Savage's  misfortunes and misconduct had  reduced him to the lowest

state of  wretchedness as a writer for  bread, his visits to St. John's Gate  naturally brought Johnson and  him

together. 

It is melancholy to reflect, that Johnson and Savage were sometimes  in such extreme indigence,* that they

could not pay for a lodging;  so  that they have wandered together whole nights in the streets.  Yet in  these

almost incredible scenes of distress, we may suppose  that Savage  mentioned many of the anecdotes with

which Johnson  afterwards enriched  the life of his unhappy companion, and those of  other Poets. 

* Soon after Savage's Life was published, Mr. Harte dined with  Edward Cave, and occasionally praised it.

Soon after, meeting him,  Cave said, 'You made a man very happy t'other day.''How could  that  be.' says

Harte; 'nobody was there but ourselves.'  Cave  answered, by  reminding him that a plate of victuals was sent

behind  a screen, which  was to Johnson, dressed so shabbily, that he did  not choose to appear;  but on hearing

the conversation, was highly  delighted with the  encomiums on his bookMALONE. 

He told Sir Joshua Reynolds, that one night in particular, when  Savage and he walked round St.

James'ssquare for want of a  lodging,  they were not at all depressed by their situation; but in  high spirits  and

brimful of patriotism, traversed the square for  several hours,  inveighed against the minister, and 'resolved

they  would stand by  their country.' 

In Johnson's Life of Savage, although it must be allowed that its  moral is the reverse of'Respicere

exemplar vitae morumque  jubebo,'  a very useful lesson is inculcated, to guard men of warm  passions from  a

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illuminated throughout with so  much philosophy, that it is one of  the most interesting narratives in  the

English language.  Sir  Joshua Reynolds told me, that upon his  return from Italy he met  with it in Devonshire,

knowing nothing of its  authour, and began to  read it while he was standing with his arm  leaning against a

chimneypiece.  It seized his attention so strongly,  that, not  being able to lay down the book till he had

finished it,  when he  attempted to move, he found his arm totally benumbed.  The  rapidity  with which this

work was composed, is a wonderful  circumstance.  Johnson has been heard to say, 'I wrote fortyeight of  the

printed  octavo pages of the Life of Savage at a sitting; but then  I sat up  all night.' 

It is remarkable, that in this biographical disquisition there  appears a very strong symptom of Johnson's

prejudice against  players;  a prejudice which may be attributed to the following  causes: first,  the imperfection

of his organs, which were so  defective that he was  not susceptible of the fine impressions which  theatrical

excellence  produces upon the generality of mankind;  secondly, the cold rejection  of his tragedy; and, lastly,

the  brilliant success of Garrick, who had  been his pupil, who had come  to London at the same time with him,

not  in a much more prosperous  state than himself, and whose talents he  undoubtedly rated low,  compared

with his own.  His being outstripped  by his pupil in the  race of immediate fame, as well as of fortune,

probably made him  feel some indignation, as thinking that whatever  might be Garrick's  merits in his art, the

reward was too great when  compared with what  the most successful efforts of literary labour  could attain.  At

all periods of his life Johnson used to talk  contemptuously of  players; but in this work he speaks of them with

peculiar acrimony;  for which, perhaps, there was formerly too much  reason from the  licentious and dissolute

manners of those engaged in  that  profession.  It is but justice to add, that in our own time such  a  change has

taken place, that there is no longer room for such an  unfavourable distinction. 

His schoolfellow and friend, Dr. Taylor, told me a pleasant  anecdote of Johnson's triumphing over his pupil

David Garrick.  When  that great actor had played some little time at Goodman's  fields,  Johnson and Taylor

went to see him perform, and afterwards  passed the  evening at a tavern with him and old Giffard.  Johnson,

who was ever  depreciating stageplayers, after censuring some  mistakes in emphasis  which Garrick had

committed in the course of  that night's acting,  said, 'The players, Sir, have got a kind of  rant, with which they

run  on, without any regard either to accent  or emphasis.'  Both Garrick  and Giffard were offended at this

sarcasm, and endeavoured to refute  it; upon which Johnson rejoined,  'Well now, I'll give you something to

speak, with which you are  little acquainted, and then we shall see how  just my observation  is.  That shall be

the criterion.  Let me hear you  repeat the ninth  Commandment, "Thou shalt not bear false witness  against thy

neighbour."'  Both tried at it, said Dr. Taylor, and both  mistook  the emphasis, which should be upon not and

false witness.  Johnson  put them right, and enjoyed his victory with great glee. 

Johnson's partiality for Savage made him entertain no doubt of his  story, however extraordinary and

improbable.  It never occurred to  him to question his being the son of the Countess of Macclesfield,  of  whose

unrelenting barbarity he so loudly complained, and the  particulars of which are related in so strong and

affecting a  manner  in Johnson's life of him.  Johnson was certainly well  warranted in  publishing his narrative,

however offensive it might  be to the lady  and her relations, because her alledged unnatural  and cruel conduct

to  her son, and shameful avowal of guilt, were  stated in a Life of Savage  now lying before me, which came

out so  early as 1727, and no attempt  had been made to confute it, or to  punish the authour or printer as a

libeller: but for the honour of  human nature, we should be glad to  find the shocking tale not true;  and, from a

respectable gentleman  connected with the lady's family,  I have received such information and  remarks, as

joined to my own  inquiries, will, I think, render it at  least somewhat doubtful,  especially when we consider

that it must have  originated from the  person himself who went by the name of Richard  Savage. 

1746: AETAT. 37.]It is somewhat curious, that his literary career  appears to have been almost totally

suspended in the years 1745 and  1746, those years which were marked by a civil war in Great  Britain,  when

a rash attempt was made to restore the House of  Stuart to the  throne.  That he had a tenderness for that

unfortunate House, is well  known; and some may fancifully imagine,  that a sympathetick anxiety  impeded

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outlines of his  great philological  work. 

1747: AETAT. 38.]This year his old pupil and friend, David  Garrick, having become joint patentee and

manager of Drurylane  theatre, Johnson honoured his opening of it with a Prologue, which  for just and

manly dramatick criticism, on the whole range of the  English stage, as well as for poetical excellence, is

unrivalled.  Like the celebrated Epilogue to the Distressed Mother, it was,  during  the season, often called for

by the audience. 

But the year 1747 is distinguished as the epoch, when Johnson's  arduous and important work, his

DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE,  was announced to the world, by the publication of its Plan

or  Prospectus. 

How long this immense undertaking had been the object of his  contemplation, I do not know.  I once asked

him by what means he  had  attained to that astonishing knowledge of our language, by  which he  was enabled

to realise a design of such extent, and  accumulated  difficulty.  He told me, that 'it was not the effect of

particular  study; but that it had grown up in his mind insensibly.'  I have been  informed by Mr. James

Dodsley, that several years  before this period,  when Johnson was one day sitting in his brother  Robert's shop,

he  heard his brother suggest to him, that a  Dictionary of the English  Language would be a work that would be

well received by the publick;  that Johnson seemed at first to catch  at the proposition, but, after a  pause, said,

in his abrupt  decisive manner, 'I believe I shall not  undertake it.'  That he,  however, had bestowed much

thought upon the  subject, before he  published his Plan, is evident from the enlarged,  clear, and  accurate views

which it exhibits; and we find him  mentioning in  that tract, that many of the writers whose testimonies  were

to be  produced as authorities, were selected by Pope; which  proves that  he had been furnished, probably by

Mr. Robert Dodsley,  with  whatever hints that eminent poet had contributed towards a great  literary project,

that had been the subject of important  consideration in a former reign. 

The booksellers who contracted with Johnson, single and unaided,  for the execution of a work, which in other

countries has not been  effected but by the cooperating exertions of many, were Mr. Robert  Dodsley, Mr.

Charles Hitch, Mr. Andrew Millar, the two Messieurs  Longman, and the two Messieurs Knapton.  The price

stipulated was  fifteen hundred and seventyfive pounds. 

The Plan, was addressed to Philip Dormer, Earl of Chesterfield,  then one of his Majesty's Principal

Secretaries of State; a  nobleman  who was very ambitious of literary distinction, and who,  upon being

informed of the design, had expressed himself in terms  very favourable  to its success.  There is, perhaps in

every thing  of any consequence,  a secret history which it would be amusing to  know, could we have it

authentically communicated.  Johnson told  me, 'Sir, the way in which  the Plan of my Dictionary came to be

inscribed to Lord Chesterfield,  was this: I had neglected to write  it by the time appointed.  Dodsley  suggested

a desire to have it  addressed to Lord Chesterfield.  I laid  hold of this as a pretext  for delay, that it might be

better done, and  let Dodsley have his  desire.  I said to my friend, Dr. Bathurst, "Now  if any good comes  of my

addressing to Lord Chesterfield, it will be  ascribed to deep  policy, when, in fact, it was only a casual excuse

for laziness."' 

Dr. Adams found him one day busy at his Dictionary, when the  following dialogue ensued.  'ADAMS.  This is

a great work, Sir.  How  are you to get all the etymologies?  JOHNSON.  Why, Sir, here  is a  shelf with Junius,

and Skinner, and others; and there is a  Welch  gentleman who has published a collection of Welch proverbs,

who will  help me with the Welch.  ADAMS.  But, Sir, how can you do  this in  three years?  JOHNSON.  Sir, I

have no doubt that I can do  it in three  years.  ADAMS.  But the French Academy, which consists  of forty

members, took forty years to compile their Dictionary.  JOHNSON.  Sir,  thus it is.  This is the proportion.  Let

me see;  forty times forty is  sixteen hundred.  As three to sixteen hundred,  so is the proportion of  an

Englishman to a Frenchman.'  With so  much ease and pleasantry could  he talk of that prodigious labour  which

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For the mechanical part he employed, as he told me, six amanuenses;  and let it be remembered by the natives

of NorthBritain, to whom  he  is supposed to have been so hostile, that five of them were of  that  country.

There were two Messieurs Macbean; Mr. Shiels, who we  shall  hereafter see partly wrote the Lives of the

Poets to which  the name of  Cibber is affixed; Mr. Stewart, son of Mr. George  Stewart, bookseller  at

Edinburgh; and a Mr. Maitland.  The sixth of  these humble  assistants was Mr. Peyton, who, I believe, taught

French, and  published some elementary tracts. 

To all these painful labourers, Johnson shewed a neverceasing  kindness, so far as they stood in need of it.

The elder Mr.  Macbean  had afterwards the honour of being Librarian to Archibald,  Duke of  Argyle, for many

years, but was left without a shilling.  Johnson wrote  for him a Preface to A System of Ancient Geography;

and, by the favour  of Lord Thurlow, got him admitted a poor brother  of the Charterhouse.  For Shiels, who

died of a consumption, he had  much tenderness; and it  has been thought that some choice sentences  in the

Lives of the Poets  were supplied by him.  Peyton, when  reduced to penury, had frequent  aid from the bounty

of Johnson, who  at last was at the expense of  burying both him and his wife. 

While the Dictionary was going forward, Johnson lived part of the  time in Holborn, part in Goughsquare,

Fleetstreet; and he had an  upper room fitted up like a countinghouse for the purpose, in  which  he gave to

the copyists their several tasks.  The words,  partly taken  from other dictionaries, and partly supplied by

himself, having been  first written down with spaces left between  them, he delivered in  writing their

etymologies, definitions, and  various significations.  The authorities were copied from the books  themselves,

in which he  had marked the passages with a blacklead  pencil, the traces of which  could easily be effaced.  I

have seen  several of them, in which that  trouble had not been taken; so that  they were just as when used by

the  copyists.  It is remarkable,  that he was so attentive in the choice of  the passages in which  words were

authorised, that one may read page  after page of his  Dictionary with improvement and pleasure; and it  should

not pass  unobserved, that he has quoted no authour whose  writings had a  tendency to hurt sound religion and

morality. 

The necessary expense of preparing a work of such magnitude for the  press, must have been a considerable

deduction from the price  stipulated to be paid for the copyright.  I understand that  nothing  was allowed by

the booksellers on that account; and I  remember his  telling me, that a large portion of it having by  mistake

been written  upon both sides of the paper, so as to be  inconvenient for the  compositor, it cost him twenty

pounds to have  it transcribed upon one  side only. 

He is now to be considered as 'tugging at his oar,' as engaged in a  steady continued course of occupation,

sufficient to employ all his  time for some years; and which was the best preventive of that  constitutional

melancholy which was ever lurking about him, ready  to  trouble his quiet.  But his enlarged and lively mind

could not  be  satisfied without more diversity of employment, and the pleasure  of  animated relaxation.  He

therefore not only exerted his talents  in  occasional composition very different from Lexicography, but  formed

a  club in Ivylane, Paternosterrow, with a view to enjoy  literary  discussion, and amuse his evening hours.

The members  associated with  him in this little society were his beloved friend  Dr. Richard  Bathurst, Mr.

Hawkesworth, afterwards well known by his  writings, Mr.  John Hawkins, an attorney, and a few others of

different professions. 

1749: AETAT. 40.]In January, 1749, he published the Vanity of  human Wishes, being the Tenth Satire of

Juvenal imitated.  He, I  believe, composed it the preceding year.  Mrs. Johnson, for the  sake  of country air, had

lodgings at Hampstead, to which he  resorted  occasionally, and there the greatest part, if not the  whole, of this

Imitation was written.  The fervid rapidity with  which it was  produced, is scarcely credible.  I have heard him

say,  that he  composed seventy lines of it in one day, without putting  one of them  upon paper till they were

finished.  I remember when I  once regretted  to him that he had not given us more of Juvenal's  Satires, he said

he  probably should give more, for he had them all  in his head; by which I  understood that he had the originals

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permanent without much labour.  Some  of them, however, he  observed were too gross for imitation. 

The profits of a single poem, however excellent, appear to have  been very small in the last reign, compared

with what a publication  of the same size has since been known to yield.  I have mentioned,  upon Johnson's

own authority, that for his London he had only ten  guineas; and now, after his fame was established, he got

for his  Vanity of Human Wishes but five guineas more, as is proved by an  authentick document in my

possession. 

His Vanity of Human Wishes has less of common life, but more of a  philosophick dignity than his London.

More readers, therefore,  will  be delighted with the pointed spirit of London, than with the  profound  reflection

of The Vanity of Human Wishes.  Garrick, for  instance,  observed in his sprightly manner, with more vivacity

than  regard to  just discrimination, as is usual with wits: 'When Johnson  lived much  with the Herveys, and saw

a good deal of what was  passing in life, he  wrote his London, which is lively and easy.  When he became

more  retired, he gave us his Vanity of Human Wishes,  which is as hard as  Greek.  Had he gone on to imitate

another  satire, it would have been  as hard as Hebrew.' 

Garrick being now vested with theatrical power by being manager of  Drurylane theatre, he kindly and

generously made use of it to  bring  out Johnson's tragedy, which had been long kept back for want  of

encouragement.  But in this benevolent purpose he met with no  small  difficulty from the temper of Johnson,

which could not brook  that a  drama which he had formed with much study, and had been  obliged to  keep

more than the nine years of Horace, should be  revised and altered  at the pleasure of an actor.  Yet Garrick

knew  well, that without some  alterations it would not be fit for the  stage.  A violent dispute  having ensued

between them, Garrick  applied to the Reverend Dr. Taylor  to interpose.  Johnson was at  first very obstinate.

'Sir, (said he)  the fellow wants me to make  Mahomet run mad, that he may have an  opportunity of tossing his

hands and kicking his heels.'  He was,  however, at last, with  difficulty, prevailed on to comply with  Garrick's

wishes, so as to  allow of some changes; but still there were  not enough. 

Dr. Adams was present the first night of the representation of  Irene, and gave me the following account:

'Before the curtain drew  up, there were catcalls whistling, which alarmed Johnson's friends.  The Prologue,

which was written by himself in a manly strain,  soothed  the audience, and the play went off tolerably, till it

came  to the  conclusion, when Mrs. Pritchard, the heroine of the piece,  was to be  strangled upon the stage, and

was to speak two lines with  the  bowstring round her neck.  The audience cried out "Murder!  Murder!"  She

several times attempted to speak; but in vain.  At  last she was  obliged to go off the stage alive.'  This passage

was  afterwards  struck out, and she was carried off to be put to death  behind the  scenes, as the play now has it.

The Epilogue, as  Johnson informed me,  was written by Sir William Yonge.  I know not  how his play came to

be  thus graced by the pen of a person then so  eminent in the political  world. 

Notwithstanding all the support of such performers as Garrick,  Barry, Mrs. Cibber, Mrs. Pritchard, and every

advantage of dress  and  decoration, the tragedy of Irene did not please the publick.  Mr.  Garrick's zeal carried

it through for nine nights, so that the  authour  had his three nights' profits; and from a receipt signed by  him,

now  in the hands of Mr. James Dodsley, it appears that his  friend Mr.  Robert Dodsley gave him one hundred

pounds for the copy,  with his  usual reservation of the right of one edition. 

When asked how he felt upon the ill success of his tragedy, he  replied, 'Like the Monument;' meaning that he

continued firm and  unmoved as that column.  And let it be remembered, as an admonition  to the genus

irritabile of dramatick writers, that this great man,  instead of peevishly complaining of the bad taste of the

town,  submitted to its decision without a murmur.  He had, indeed, upon  all  occasions, a great deference for

the general opinion: 'A man  (said he)  who writes a book, thinks himself wiser or wittier than  the rest of

mankind; he supposes that he can instruct or amuse  them, and the  publick to whom he appeals, must, after all,

be the  judges of his  pretensions.' 


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On occasion of his play being brought upon the stage, Johnson had a  fancy that as a dramatick authour his

dress should be more gay than  what he ordinarily wore; he therefore appeared behind the scenes,  and  even in

one of the side boxes, in a scarlet waistcoat, with  rich gold  lace, and a goldlaced hat.  He humourously

observed to  Mr. Langton,  'that when in that dress he could not treat people  with the same ease  as when in his

usual plain clothes.'  Dress  indeed, we must allow, has  more effect even upon strong minds than  one should

suppose, without  having had the experience of it.  His  necessary attendance while his  play was in rehearsal,

and during  its performance, brought him  acquainted with many of the performers  of both sexes, which

produced a  more favourable opinion of their  profession than he had harshly  expressed in his Life of Savage.

With some of them he kept up an  acquaintance as long as he and they  lived, and was ever ready to shew  them

acts of kindness.  He for a  considerable time used to frequent  the Green Room, and seemed to  take delight in

dissipating his gloom,  by mixing in the sprightly  chitchat of the motley circle then to be  found there.  Mr.

David  Hume related to me from Mr. Garrick, that  Johnson at last denied  himself this amusement, from

considerations of  rigid virtue;  saying, 'I'll come no more behind your scenes, David;  for the silk  stockings and

white bosoms of your actresses excite my  amorous  propensities.' 

1750: AETAT. 41.]In 1750 he came forth in the character for which  he was eminently qualified, a

majestick teacher of moral and  religious wisdom.  The vehicle which he chose was that of a  periodical paper,

which he knew had been, upon former occasions,  employed with great success.  The Tatler, Spectator, and

Guardian,  were the last of the kind published in England, which had stood the  test of a long trial; and such an

interval had now elapsed since  their publication, as made him justly think that, to many of his  readers, this

form of instruction would, in some degree, have the  advantage of novelty.  A few days before the first of his

Essays  came  out, there started another competitor for fame in the same  form, under  the title of The Tatler

Revived, which I believe was  'born but to  die.'  Johnson was, I think, not very happy in the  choice of his  title,

The Rambler, which certainly is not suited to  a series of grave  and moral discourses; which the Italians have

literally, but  ludicrously translated by Il Vagabondo; and which  has been lately  assumed as the denomination

of a vehicle of  licentious tales, The  Rambler's Magazine.  He gave Sir Joshua  Reynolds the following account

of its getting this name: 'What MUST  be done, Sir, WILL be done.  When  I was to begin publishing that

paper, I was at a loss how to name it.  I sat down at night upon my  bedside, and resolved that I would not go

to sleep till I had fixed  its title.  The Rambler seemed the best that  occurred, and I took  it.' 

With what devout and conscientious sentiments this paper was  undertaken, is evidenced by the following

prayer, which he composed  and offered up on the occasion: 'Almighty GOD, the giver of all  good  things,

without whose help all labour is ineffectual, and  without  whose grace all wisdom is folly; grant, I beseech

Thee,  that in this  undertaking thy Holy Spirit may not be withheld from  me, but that I  may promote thy

glory, and the salvation of myself  and others: grant  this, O LORD, for the sake of thy son JESUS  CHRIST.

Amen.' 

The first paper of The Rambler was published on Tuesday the 20th of  March, 1750; and its authour was

enabled to continue it, without  interruption, every Tuesday and Friday, till Saturday the 17th of  March, 1752,

on which day it closed.  This is a strong confirmation  of the truth of a remark of his, which I have had

occasion to quote  elsewhere, that 'a man may write at any time, if he will set  himself  doggedly to it;' for,

notwithstanding his constitutional  indolence,  his depression of spirits, and his labour in carrying on  his

Dictionary, he answered the stated calls of the press twice a  week  from the stores of his mind, during all that

time. 

Posterity will be astonished when they are told, upon the authority  of Johnson himself, that many of these

discourses, which we should  suppose had been laboured with all the slow attention of literary  leisure, were

written in haste as the moment pressed, without even  being read over by him before they were printed.  It can

be  accounted  for only in this way; that by reading and meditation, and  a very close  inspection of life, he had

accumulated a great fund of  miscellaneous  knowledge, which, by a peculiar promptitude of mind,  was ever

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expression.  Sir  Joshua Reynolds once  asked him by what means he had attained his  extraordinary accuracy

and  flow of language.  He told him, that he  had early laid it down as a  fixed rule to do his best on every

occasion, and in every company; to  impart whatever he knew in the  most forcible language he could put it  in;

and that by constant  practice, and never suffering any careless  expressions to escape  him, or attempting to

deliver his thoughts  without arranging them  in the clearest manner, it became habitual to  him. 

As The Rambler was entirely the work of one man, there was, of  course, such a uniformity in its texture, as

very much to exclude  the  charm of variety; and the grave and often solemn cast of  thinking,  which

distinguished it from other periodical papers, made  it, for some  time, not generally liked.  So slowly did this

excellent work, of  which twelve editions have now issued from the  press, gain upon the  world at large, that

even in the closing  number the authour says, 'I  have never been much a favourite of the  publick.' 

Johnson told me, with an amiable fondness, a little pleasing  circumstance relative to this work.  Mrs. Johnson,

in whose  judgement  and taste he had great confidence, said to him, after a  few numbers of  The Rambler had

come out, 'I thought very well of  you before; but I  did not imagine you could have written any thing  equal to

this.'  Distant praise, from whatever quarter, is not so  delightful as that  of a wife whom a man loves and

esteems.  Her  approbation may be said  to 'come home to his bosom;' and being so  near, its effect is most

sensible and permanent. 

Mr. James Elphinston, who has since published various works, and  who was ever esteemed by Johnson as a

worthy man, happened to be in  Scotland while The Rambler was coming out in single papers at  London.

With a laudable zeal at once for the improvement of his  countrymen,  and the reputation of his friend, he

suggested and took  the charge of  an edition of those Essays at Edinburgh, which  followed progressively  the

London publication. 

This year he wrote to the same gentleman upon a mournful occasion. 

'To MR. JAMES ELPHINSTON. 

September 25, 1750. 

'DEAR SIR, You have, as I find by every kind of evidence, lost an  excellent mother; and I hope you will not

think me incapable of  partaking of your grief.  I have a mother, now eightytwo years of  age, whom,

therefore, I must soon lose, unless it please GOD that  she  rather should mourn for me.  I read the letters in

which you  relate  your mother's death to Mrs. Strahan, and think I do myself  honour,  when I tell you that I

read them with tears; but tears are  neither to  YOU nor to ME of any further use, when once the tribute  of

nature has  been paid.  The business of life summons us away from  useless grief,  and calls us to the exercise of

those virtues of  which we are  lamenting our deprivation.  The greatest benefit which  one friend can  confer

upon another, is to guard, and excite, and  elevate his virtues.  This your mother will still perform, if you

diligently preserve the  memory of her life, and of her death: a  life, so far as I can learn,  useful, wise, and

innocent; and a  death resigned, peaceful, and holy.  I cannot forbear to mention,  that neither reason nor

revelation  denies you to hope, that you may  increase her happiness by obeying her  precepts; and that she

may,  in her present state, look with pleasure  upon every act of virtue  to which her instructions or example

have  contributed.  Whether  this be more than a pleasing dream, or a just  opinion of separate  spirits, is, indeed,

of no great importance to us,  when we consider  ourselves as acting under the eye of GOD: yet,  surely, there is

something pleasing in the belief, that our separation  from those  whom we love is merely corporeal; and it

may be a great  incitement  to virtuous friendship, if it can be made probable, that  that union  that has received

the divine approbation shall continue to  eternity. 

'There is one expedient by which you may, in some degree, continue  her presence.  If you write down

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from it many hints of soothing recollection, when time  shall  remove her yet farther from you, and your grief

shall be  matured to  veneration.  To this, however painful for the present, I  cannot but  advise you, as to a

source of comfort and satisfaction  in the time to  come; for all comfort and all satisfaction is  sincerely wished

you by,  dear Sir, your most obliged, most  obedient, and most humble servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

The Rambler has increased in fame as in age.  Soon after its first  folio edition was concluded, it was published

in six duodecimo  volumes; and its authour lived to see ten numerous editions of it  in  London, beside those of

Ireland and Scotland. 

The style of Johnson was, undoubtedly, much formed upon that of the  great writers in the last century,

Hooker, Bacon, Sanderson,  Hakewell, and others; those 'GIANTS,' as they were well  characterised  by A

GREAT PERSONAGE, whose authority, were I to name  him, would stamp  a reverence on the opinion. 

Johnson assured me, that he had not taken upon him to add more than  four or five words to the English

language, of his own formation;  and  he was very much offended at the general licence, by no means

'modestly taken' in his time not only to coin new words, but to use  many words in senses quite different from

their established  meaning,  and those frequently very fantastical. 

Sir Thomas Brown, whose life Johnson wrote, was remarkably fond of  AngloLatin diction; and to his

example we are to ascribe Johnson's  sometimes indulging himself in this kind of phraseology.  Johnson's

comprehension of mind was the mould for his language.  Had his  conceptions been narrower, his expression

would have been easier.  His  sentences have a dignified march; and, it is certain, that his  example  has given a

general elevation to the language of his  country, for many  of our best writers have approached very near to

him; and, from the  influence which he has had upon our composition,  scarcely any thing is  written now that

is not better expressed than  was usual before he  appeared to lead the national taste. 

Though The Rambler was not concluded till the year 1752, I shall,  under this year, say all that I have to

observe upon it.  Some of  the  translations of the mottos by himself are admirably done.  He  acknowledges to

have received 'elegant translations' of many of  them  from Mr. James Elphinston; and some are very happily

translated by a  Mr. F. Lewis, of whom I never heard more, except  that Johnson thus  described him to Mr.

Malone: 'Sir, he lived in  London, and hung loose  upon society.' 

His just abhorrence of Milton's political notions was ever strong.  But this did not prevent his warm

admiration of Milton's great  poetical merit, to which he has done illustrious justice, beyond  all  who have

written upon the subject.  And this year he not only  wrote a  Prologue, which was spoken by Mr. Garrick

before the acting  of Comus  at Drurylane theatre, for the benefit of Milton's grand  daughter,  but took a very

zealous interest in the success of the  charity. 

1751: AETAT. 42.]In 1751 we are to consider him as carrying on  both his Dictionary and Rambler. 

Though Johnson's circumstances were at this time far from being  easy, his humane and charitable disposition

was constantly exerting  itself.  Mrs. Anna Williams, daughter of a very ingenious Welsh  physician, and a

woman of more than ordinary talents and  literature,  having come to London in hopes of being cured of a

cataract in both  her eyes, which afterwards ended in total  blindness, was kindly  received as a constant visitor

at his house  while Mrs. Johnson lived;  and after her death, having come under  his roof in order to have an

operation upon her eyes performed with  more comfort to her than in  lodgings, she had an apartment from him

during the rest of her life,  at all times when he had a house. 


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1752: AETAT. 43.]In 1752 he was almost entirely occupied with his  Dictionary.  The last paper of his

Rambler was published March 2,  this year; after which, there was a cessation for some time of any  exertion

of his talents as an essayist.  But, in the same year, Dr.  Hawkesworth, who was his warm admirer, and a

studious imitator of  his  style, and then lived in great intimacy with him, began a  periodical  paper, entitled

The Adventurer, in connection with other  gentlemen,  one of whom was Johnson's muchbeloved friend, Dr.

Bathurst; and,  without doubt, they received many valuable hints  from his  conversation, most of his friends

having been so assisted  in the  course of their works. 

That there should be a suspension of his literary labours during a  part of the year 1752, will not seem strange,

when it is considered  that soon after closing his Rambler, he suffered a loss which,  there  can be no doubt,

affected him with the deepest distress.  For  on the  17th of March, O.S., his wife died. 

The following very solemn and affecting prayer was found after Dr.  Johnson's decease, by his servant, Mr.

Francis Barber, who  delivered  it to my worthy friend the Reverend Mr. Strahan, Vicar of  Islington,  who at

my earnest request has obligingly favoured me  with a copy of  it, which he and I compared with the original: 

'April 26, 1752, being after 12 at Night of the 25th. 

'O Lord! Governour of heaven and earth, in whose hands are embodied  and departed Spirits, if thou hast

ordained the Souls of the Dead  to  minister to the Living, and appointed my departed Wife to have  care of  me,

grant that I may enjoy the good effects of her  attention and  ministration, whether exercised by appearance,

impulses, dreams or in  any other manner agreeable to thy  Government.  Forgive my presumption,  enlighten

my ignorance, and  however meaner agents are employed, grant  me the blessed influences  of thy holy Spirit,

through Jesus Christ our  Lord.  Amen.' 

That his love for his wife was of the most ardent kind, and, during  the long period of fifty years, was

unimpaired by the lapse of  time,  is evident from various passages in the series of his Prayers  and  Meditations,

published by the Reverend Mr. Strahan, as well as  from  other memorials, two of which I select, as strongly

marking  the  tenderness and sensibility of his mind. 

'March 28, 1753.  I kept this day as the anniversary of my Tetty's  death, with prayer and tears in the morning.

In the evening I  prayed  for her conditionally, if it were lawful.' 

'April 23, 1753.  I know not whether I do not too much indulge the  vain longings of affection; but I hope they

intenerate my heart,  and  that when I die like my Tetty, this affection will be  acknowledged in  a happy

interview, and that in the mean time I am  incited by it to  piety.  I will, however, not deviate too much from

common and received  methods of devotion.' 

Her wedding ring, when she became his wife, was, after her death,  preserved by him, as long as he lived, with

an affectionate care,  in  a little round wooden box, in the inside of which he pasted a  slip of  paper, thus

inscribed by him in fair characters, as  follows: 

        'Eheu!

     Eliz. Johnson

    Nupta Jul. 9 1736,

     Mortua, eheu!

    Mart. 17 1752.'

After his death, Mr. Francis Barber, his faithful servant and  residuary legatee, offered this memorial of

tenderness to Mrs. Lucy  Porter, Mrs. Johnson's daughter; but she having declined to accept  of  it, he had it

enamelled as a mourning ring for his old master,  and  presented it to his wife, Mrs. Barber, who now has it. 


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I have, indeed, been told by Mrs. Desmoulins, who, before her  marriage, lived for some time with Mrs.

Johnson at Hampstead, that  she indulged herself in country air and nice living, at an  unsuitable  expense,

while her husband was drudging in the smoke of  London, and  that she by no means treated him with that

complacency  which is the  most engaging quality in a wife.  But all this is  perfectly compatible  with his

fondness for her, especially when it  is remembered that he  had a high opinion of her understanding, and  that

the impressions  which her beauty, real or imaginary, had  originally made upon his  fancy, being continued by

habit, had not  been effaced, though she  herself was doubtless much altered for the  worse.  The dreadful shock

of separation took place in the night;  and he immediately dispatched a  letter to his friend, the Reverend  Dr.

Taylor, which, as Taylor told  me, expressed grief in the  strongest manner he had ever read; so that  it is much

to be  regretted it has not been preserved.  The letter was  brought to Dr.  Taylor, at his house in the Cloisters,

Westminster,  about three in  the morning; and as it signified an earnest desire to  see him, he  got up, and went

to Johnson as soon as he was dressed, and  found  him in tears and in extreme agitation.  After being a little

while  together, Johnson requested him to join with him in prayer.  He  then prayed extempore, as did Dr.

Taylor; and thus, by means of  that  piety which was ever his primary object, his troubled mind  was, in  some

degree, soothed and composed. 

The next day he wrote as follows: 

'To THE REVEREND DR. TAYLOR. 

'DEAR SIR,Let me have your company and instruction.  Do not live  away from me.  My distress is great. 

'Pray desire Mrs. Taylor to inform me what mourning I should buy  for my mother and Miss Porter, and bring

a note in writing with  you. 

'Remember me in your prayers, for vain is the help of man.  I am,  dear Sir, 

'March 18, 1752.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

That his sufferings upon the death of his wife were severe, beyond  what are commonly endured, I have no

doubt, from the information of  many who were then about him, to none of whom I give more credit  than  to

Mr. Francis Barber, his faithful negro servant, who came  into his  family about a fortnight after the dismal

event.  These  sufferings  were aggravated by the melancholy inherent in his  constitution; and  although he

probably was not oftener in the wrong  than she was, in the  little disagreements which sometimes troubled  his

married state,  during which, he owned to me, that the gloomy  irritability of his  existence was more painful to

him than ever, he  might very naturally,  after her death, be tenderly disposed to  charge himself with slight

omissions and offences, the sense of  which would give him much  uneasiness.  Accordingly we find, about a

year after her decease, that  he thus addressed the Supreme Being:  'O LORD, who givest the grace of

repentance, and hearest the  prayers of the penitent, grant that by  true contrition I may obtain  forgiveness of

all the sins committed,  and of all duties neglected  in my union with the wife whom thou hast  taken from me;

for the  neglect of joint devotion, patient exhortation,  and mild  instruction.'  The kindness of his heart,

notwithstanding the  impetuosity of his temper, is well known to his friends; and I  cannot  trace the smallest

foundation for the following dark and  uncharitable  assertion by Sir John Hawkins: 'The apparition of his

departed wife  was altogether of the terrifick kind, and hardly  afforded him a hope  that she was in a state of

happiness.'  That  he, in conformity with  the opinion of many of the most able,  learned, and pious Christians in

all ages, supposed that there was  a middle state after death, previous  to the time at which departed  souls are

finally received to eternal  felicity, appears, I think,  unquestionably from his devotions: 'And, O  LORD, so far

as it may  be lawful in me, I commend to thy fatherly  goodness the soul of my  departed wife; beseeching thee

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has not been looked upon with  horrour, but only as  less gracious. 

He deposited the remains of Mrs. Johnson in the church of Bromley,  in Kent, to which he was probably led

by the residence of his  friend  Hawkesworth at that place.  The funeral sermon which he  composed for  her,

which was never preached, but having been given  to Dr. Taylor,  has been published since his death, is a

performance  of uncommon  excellence, and full of rational and pious comfort to  such as are  depressed by that

severe affliction which Johnson felt  when he wrote  it.  When it is considered that it was written in  such an

agitation of  mind, and in the short interval between her  death and burial, it  cannot be read without wonder. 

From Mr. Francis Barber I have had the following authentick and  artless account of the situation in which he

found him recently  after  his wife's death: 

'He was in great affliction.  Mrs. Williams was then living in his  house, which was in Goughsquare.  He was

busy with the Dictionary.  Mr. Shiels, and some others of the gentlemen who had formerly  written  for him,

used to come about him.  He had then little for  himself, but  frequently sent money to Mr. Shiels when in

distress.  The friends who  visited him at that time, were chiefly Dr.  Bathurst, and Mr. Diamond,  an apothecary

in Corkstreet,  Burlingtongardens, with whom he and  Mrs. Williams generally dined  every Sunday.  There

was a talk of his  going to Iceland with him,  which would probably have happened had he  lived.  There were

also  Mr. Cave, Dr. Hawkesworth, Mr. Ryland,  merchant on Tower Hill, Mrs.  Masters, the poetess, who lived

with Mr.  Cave, Mrs. Carter, and  sometimes Mrs. Macaulay, also Mrs. Gardiner,  wife of a tallow  chandler

on Snowhill, not in the learned way, but a  worthy good  woman; Mr. (now Sir Joshua) Reynolds; Mr. Millar,

Mr.  Dodsley, Mr.  Bouquet, Mr. Payne of Paternosterrow, booksellers; Mr.  Strahan,  the printer; the Earl of

Orrery, Lord Southwell, Mr.  Garrick.' 

Many are, no doubt, omitted in this catalogue of his friends, and,  in particular, his humble friend Mr. Robert

Levet, an obscure  practiser in physick amongst the lower people, his fees being  sometimes very small sums,

sometimes whatever provisions his  patients  could afford him; but of such extensive practice in that  way, that

Mrs. Williams has told me, his walk was from Hounsditch  to Marybone.  It appears from Johnson's diary that

their  acquaintance commenced  about the year 1746; and such was Johnson's  predilection for him, and

fanciful estimation of his moderate  abilities, that I have heard him  say he should not be satisfied,  though

attended by all the College of  Physicians, unless he had Mr.  Levet with him.  Ever since I was  acquainted with

Dr. Johnson, and  many years before, as I have been  assured by those who knew him  earlier, Mr. Levet had an

apartment in  his house, or his chambers,  and waited upon him every morning, through  the whole course of his

late and tedious breakfast.  He was of a  strange grotesque  appearance, stiff and formal in his manner, and

seldom said a word  while any company was present. 

The circle of his friends, indeed, at this time was extensive and  various, far beyond what has been generally

imagined.  To trace his  acquaintance with each particular person, if it could be done,  would  be a task, of

which the labour would not be repaid by the  advantage.  But exceptions are to be made; one of which must be

a  friend so  eminent as Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was truly his dulce  decus, and  with whom he maintained an

uninterrupted intimacy to the  last hour of  his life.  When Johnson lived in Castlestreet,  Cavendishsquare, he

used frequently to visit two ladies, who lived  opposite to him, Miss  Cotterells, daughters of Admiral

Cotterell.  Reynolds used also to  visit there, and thus they met.  Mr.  Reynolds, as I have observed  above, had,

from the first reading of  his Life of Savage, conceived a  very high admiration of Johnson's  powers of writing.

His conversation  no less delighted him; and he  cultivated his acquaintance with the  laudable zeal of one who

was  ambitious of general improvement.  Sir  Joshua, indeed, was lucky  enough at their very first meeting to

make a  remark, which was so  much above the commonplace style of  conversation, that Johnson at  once

perceived that Reynolds had the  habit of thinking for himself.  The ladies were regretting the death of  a friend,

to whom they owed  great obligations; upon which Reynolds  observed, 'You have,  however, the comfort of

being relieved from a  burthen of  gratitude.'  They were shocked a little at this alleviating  suggestion, as too

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fair  view of  human nature, which it exhibited, like some of the  reflections of  Rochefaucault.  The consequence

was, that he went  home with Reynolds,  and supped with him. 

Sir Joshua told me a pleasant characteristical anecdote of Johnson  about the time of their first acquaintance.

When they were one  evening together at the Miss Cotterells', the then Duchess of  Argyle  and another lady of

high rank came in.  Johnson thinking  that the Miss  Cotterells were too much engrossed by them, and that  he

and his friend  were neglected, as low company of whom they were  somewhat ashamed,  grew angry; and

resolving to shock their supposed  pride, by making  their great visitors imagine that his friend and  he were

low indeed,  he addressed himself in a loud tone to Mr.  Reynolds, saying, 'How much  do you think you and I

could get in a  week, if we were to WORK AS HARD  as we could?'as if they had been  common

mechanicks. 

His acquaintance with Bennet Langton, Esq. of Langton, in  Lincolnshire, another much valued friend,

commenced soon after the  conclusion of his Rambler; which that gentleman, then a youth, had  read with so

much admiration, that he came to London chiefly with  the  view of endeavouring to be introduced to its

authour.  By a  fortunate  chance he happened to take lodgings in a house where Mr.  Levet  frequently visited;

and having mentioned his wish to his  landlady, she  introduced him to Mr. Levet, who readily obtained

Johnson's permission  to bring Mr. Langton to him; as, indeed,  Johnson, during the whole  course of his life,

had no shyness, real  or affected, but was easy of  access to all who were properly  recommended, and even

wished to see  numbers at his levee, as his  morning circle of company might, with  strict propriety, be called.

Mr. Langton was exceedingly surprised  when the sage first appeared.  He had not received the smallest

intimation of his figure, dress,  or manner.  From perusing his  writings, he fancied he should see a  decent,

welldrest, in short,  remarkably decorous philosopher.  Instead of which, down from his  bedchamber, about

noon, came, as  newly risen, a huge uncouth figure,  with a little dark wig which  scarcely covered his head,

and his  clothes hanging loose about him.  But his conversation was so rich, so  animated, and so forcible, and

his religious and political notions so  congenial with those in  which Langton had been educated, that he

conceived for him that  veneration and attachment which he ever  preserved.  Johnson was not  the less ready to

love Mr. Langton, for  his being of a very ancient  family; for I have heard him say, with  pleasure, 'Langton,

Sir, has  a grant of free warren from Henry the  Second; and Cardinal Stephen  Langton, in King John's reign,

was of  this family.' 

Mr. Langton afterwards went to pursue his studies at Trinity  College, Oxford, where he formed an

acquaintance with his fellow  student, Mr. Topham Beauclerk; who, though their opinions and modes  of life

were so different, that it seemed utterly improbable that  they should at all agree, had so ardent a love of

literature, so  acute an understanding, such elegance of manners, and so well  discerned the excellent qualities

of Mr. Langton, a gentleman  eminent  not only for worth and learning, but for an inexhaustible  fund of

entertaining conversation, that they became intimate  friends. 

Johnson, soon after this acquaintance began, passed a considerable  time at Oxford.  He at first thought it

strange that Langton should  associate so much with one who had the character of being loose,  both  in his

principles and practice; but, by degrees, he himself  was  fascinated.  Mr. Beauclerk's being of the St. Alban's

family,  and  having, in some particulars, a resemblance to Charles the  Second,  contributed, in Johnson's

imagination, to throw a lustre  upon his  other qualities; and, in a short time, the moral, pious  Johnson, and  the

gay, dissipated Beauclerk, were companions.  'What  a coalition!  (said Garrick, when he heard of this;) I shall

have my  old friend to  bail out of the Roundhouse.'  But I can bear  testimony that it was a  very agreeable

association.  Beauclerk was  too polite, and valued  learning and wit too much, to offend Johnson  by sallies of

infidelity  or licentiousness; and Johnson delighted  in the good qualities of  Beauclerk, and hoped to correct

the evil.  Innumerable were the scenes  in which Johnson was amused by these  young men.  Beauclerk could

take  more liberty with him, than any  body with whom I ever saw him; but, on  the other hand, Beauclerk  was

not spared by his respectable companion,  when reproof was  proper.  Beauclerk had such a propensity to satire,

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have often given me pain, not  from  the power of what you said, but from seeing your intention.'  At  another

time applying to him, with a slight alteration, a line of  Pope, he said, 

    'Thy love of folly, and thy scorn of fools

Every thing thou dost shews the one, and every thing thou say'st  the other.'  At another time he said to him,

'Thy body is all vice,  and thy mind all virtue.'  Beauclerk not seeming to relish the  compliment, Johnson said,

'Nay, Sir, Alexander the Great, marching  in  triumph into Babylon, could not have desired to have had more

said to  him.' 

Johnson was some time with Beauclerk at his house at Windsor, where  he was entertained with experiments

in natural philosophy.  One  Sunday, when the weather was very fine, Beauclerk enticed him,  insensibly, to

saunter about all the morning.  They went into a  churchyard, in the time of divine service, and Johnson laid

himself  down at his ease upon one of the tombstones.  'Now, Sir,  (said  Beauclerk) you are like Hogarth's Idle

Apprentice.'  When  Johnson got  his pension, Beauclerk said to him, in the humorous  phrase of  Falstaff, 'I

hope you'll now purge and live cleanly like  a gentleman.' 

One night when Beauclerk and Langton had supped at a tavern in  London, and sat till about three in the

morning, it came into their  heads to go and knock up Johnson, and see if they could prevail on  him to join

them in a ramble.  They rapped violently at the door of  his chambers in the Temple, till at last he appeared in

his shirt,  with his little black wig on the top of his head, instead of a  nightcap, and a poker in his hand,

imagining, probably, that some  ruffians were coming to attack him.  When he discovered who they  were, and

was told their errand, he smiled, and with great good  humour agreed to their proposal: 'What, is it you, you

dogs!  I'll  have a frisk with you.'  He was soon drest, and they sallied forth  together into CoventGarden,

where the greengrocers and fruiterers  were beginning to arrange their hampers, just come in from the  country.

Johnson made some attempts to help them; but the honest  gardeners stared so at his figure and manner, and

odd interference,  that he soon saw his services were not relished.  They then  repaired  to one of the

neighbouring taverns, and made a bowl of  that liquor  called Bishop, which Johnson had always liked; while

in  joyous  contempt of sleep, from which he had been roused, he  repeated the  festive lines, 

    'Short, O short then be thy reign,

     And give us to the world again!'

They did not stay long, but walked down to the Thames, took a boat,  and rowed to Billingsgate.  Beauclerk

and Johnson were so well  pleased with their amusement, that they resolved to persevere in  dissipation for the

rest of the day: but Langton deserted them,  being  engaged to breakfast with some young Ladies.  Johnson

scolded  him for  'leaving his social friends, to go and sit with a set of  wretched  UNIDEA'D girls.'  Garrick

being told of this ramble, said  to him  smartly, 'I heard of your frolick t'other night.  You'll be  in the  Chronicle.'

Upon which Johnson afterwards observed, 'HE  durst not do  such a thing.  His WIFE would not LET him!' 

1753: AETAT. 44.]He entered upon this year 1753 with his usual  piety, as appears from the following

prayer, which I transcribed  from  that part of his diary which he burnt a few days before his  death: 

'Jan. 1, 1753, N.S.  which I shall use for the future. 

'Almighty God, who hast continued my life to this day, grant that,  by the assistance of thy Holy Spirit, I may

improve the time which  thou shalt grant me, to my eternal salvation.  Make me to remember,  to thy glory, thy

judgements and thy mercies.  Make me so to  consider  the loss of my wife, whom thou hast taken from me,

that it  may dispose  me, by thy grace, to lead the residue of my life in thy  fear.  Grant  this, O LORD, for

JESUS CHRIST'S sake.  Amen.' 


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He now relieved the drudgery of his Dictionary, and the melancholy  of his grief, by taking an active part in

the composition of The  Adventurer, in which he began to write April 10. 

In one of the books of his diary I find the following entry: 

'Apr. 3, 1753.  I began the second vol. of my Dictionary, room  being left in the first for Preface, Grammar,

and History, none of  them yet begun. 

'O God, who hast hitherto supported me, enable me to proceed in  this labour, and in the whole task of my

present state; that when I  shall render up, at the last day, an account of the talent  committed  to me, I may

receive pardon, for the sake of JESUS  CHRIST.  Amen.' 

1754: AETAT. 45.]The Dictionary, we may believe, afforded Johnson  full occupation this year.  As it

approached to its conclusion, he  probably worked with redoubled vigour, as seamen increase their  exertion

and alacrity when they have a near prospect of their  haven. 

Lord Chesterfield, to whom Johnson had paid the high compliment of  addressing to his Lordship the Plan of

his Dictionary, had behaved  to  him in such a manner as to excite his contempt and indignation.  The  world has

been for many years amused with a story confidently  told,  and as confidently repeated with additional

circumstances,  that a  sudden disgust was taken by Johnson upon occasion of his  having been  one day kept

long in waiting in his Lordship's  antechamber, for which  the reason assigned was, that he had company  with

him; and that at  last, when the door opened, out walked Colley  Cibber; and that Johnson  was so violently

provoked when he found  for whom he had been so long  excluded, that he went away in a  passion, and never

would return.  I  remember having mentioned this  story to George Lord Lyttelton, who  told me, he was very

intimate  with Lord Chesterfield; and holding it  as a wellknown truth,  defended Lord Chesterfield, by saying,

that  'Cibber, who had been  introduced familiarly by the backstairs, had  probably not been  there above ten

minutes.'  It may seem strange even  to entertain a  doubt concerning a story so long and so widely current,  and

thus  implicitly adopted, if not sanctioned, by the authority which  I  have mentioned; but Johnson himself

assured me, that there was not  the least foundation for it.  He told me, that there never was any  particular

incident which produced a quarrel between Lord  Chesterfield and him; but that his Lordship's continued

neglect was  the reason why he resolved to have no connection with him.  When  the  Dictionary was upon the

eve of publication, Lord Chesterfield,  who, it  is said, had flattered himself with expectations that  Johnson

would  dedicate the work to him, attempted, in a courtly  manner, to sooth,  and insinuate himself with the

Sage, conscious,  as it should seem, of  the cold indifference with which he had  treated its learned authour;  and

further attempted to conciliate  him, by writing two papers in The  World, in recommendation of the  work; and

it must be confessed, that  they contain some studied  compliments, so finely turned, that if there  had been no

previous  offence, it is probable that Johnson would have  been highly  delighted.*  Praise, in general, was

pleasing to him; but  by praise  from a man of rank and elegant accomplishments, he was  peculiarly  gratified. 

* Boswell could not have read the second paper carefully.  It is  silly and indecent and was certain to offend

Johnson.ED. 

This courtly device failed of its effect.  Johnson, who thought  that 'all was false and hollow,' despised the

honeyed words, and  was  even indignant that Lord Chesterfield should, for a moment,  imagine  that he could

be the dupe of such an artifice.  His  expression to me  concerning Lord Chesterfield, upon this occasion,  was,

'Sir, after  making great professions, he had, for many years,  taken no notice of  me; but when my Dictionary

was coming out, he  fell a scribbling in The  World about it.  Upon which, I wrote him a  letter expressed in

civil  terms, but such as might shew him that I  did not mind what he said or  wrote, and that I had done with

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This is that celebrated letter of which so much has been said, and  about which curiosity has been so long

excited, without being  gratified.  I for many years solicited Johnson to favour me with a  copy of it, that so

excellent a composition might not be lost to  posterity.  He delayed from time to time to give it me; till at  last

in 1781, when we were on a visit at Mr. Dilly's, at Southill  in  Bedfordshire, he was pleased to dictate it to me

from memory.  He  afterwards found among his papers a copy of it, which he had  dictated  to Mr. Baretti, with

its title and corrections, in his own  handwriting.  This he gave to Mr. Langton; adding that if it were  to  come

into print, he wished it to be from that copy.  By Mr.  Langton's  kindness, I am enabled to enrich my work with

a perfect  transcript of  what the world has so eagerly desired to see. 

'TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE THE EARL OF CHESTERFIELD 

'February 7, 1755. 

'MY LORD, I have been lately informed, by the proprietor of The  World, that two papers, in which my

Dictionary is recommended to  the  publick, were written by your Lordship.  To be so  distinguished, is an

honour, which, being very little accustomed to  favours from the great,  I know not well how to receive, or in

what  terms to acknowledge. 

'When, upon some slight encouragement, I first visited your  Lordship, I was overpowered, like the rest of

mankind, by the  enchantment of your address; and could not forbear to wish that I  might boast myself Le

vainqueur du vainqueur de la terre;that I  might obtain that regard for which I saw the world contending;

but  I  found my attendance so little encouraged, that neither pride nor  modesty would suffer me to continue it.

When I had once addressed  your Lordship in publick, I had exhausted all the art of pleasing  which a retired

and uncourtly scholar can possess.  I had done all  that I could; and no man is well pleased to have his all

neglected,  be it ever so little. 

'Seven years, my Lord, have now past, since I waited in your  outward rooms, or was repulsed from your

door; during which time I  have been pushing on my work through difficulties, of which it is  useless to

complain, and have brought it, at last, to the verge of  publication, without one act of assistance, one word of

encouragement, or one smile of favour.  Such treatment I did not  expect, for I never had a Patron before. 

'The shepherd in Virgil grew at last acquainted with Love, and  found him a native of the rocks. 

'Is not a Patron, my Lord, one who looks with unconcern on a man  struggling for life in the water, and, when

he has reached ground,  encumbers him with help?  The notice which you have been pleased to  take of my

labours, had it been early, had been kind; but it has  been  delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it; till

I am  solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want  it.  I hope it is no very cynical asperity

not to confess  obligations  where no benefit has been received, or to be unwilling  that the  Publick should

consider me as owing that to a Patron,  which Providence  has enabled me to do for myself. 

'Having carried on my work thus far with so little obligation to  any favourer of learning, I shall not be

disappointed though I  should  conclude it, if less be possible, with less; for I have been  long  wakened from

that dream of hope, in which I once boasted  myself with  so much exultation, my Lord, your Lordship's most

humble, most  obedient servant, 

'SAM JOHNSON.' 

'While this was the talk of the town, (says Dr. Adams, in a letter  to me) I happened to visit Dr. Warburton,

who finding that I was  acquainted with Johnson, desired me earnestly to carry his  compliments to him, and to

tell him that he honoured him for his  manly behaviour in rejecting these condescensions of Lord  Chesterfield,

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with this  compliment, for he had always a high opinion of Warburton.  Indeed,  the force of mind which

appeared in this letter, was congenial with  that which Warburton himself amply possessed.' 

There is a curious minute circumstance which struck me, in  comparing the various editions of Johnson's

imitations of Juvenal.  In  the tenth Satire, one of the couplets upon the vanity of wishes  even  for literary

distinction stood thus: 

    'Yet think what ills the scholar's life assail,

     Pride, envy, want, the GARRET, and the jail.'

But after experiencing the uneasiness which Lord Chesterfield's  fallacious patronage made him feel, he

dismissed the word garret  from  the sad group, and in all the subsequent editions the line  stands 

    'Pride, envy, want, the PATRON, and the jail.'

That Lord Chesterfield must have been mortified by the lofty  contempt, and polite, yet keen satire with which

Johnson exhibited  him to himself in this letter, it is impossible to doubt.  He,  however, with that glossy

duplicity which was his constant study,  affected to he quite unconcerned.  Dr. Adams mentioned to Mr.

Robert  Dodsley that he was sorry Johnson had written his letter to  Lord  Chesterfield.  Dodsley, with the true

feelings of trade, said  'he was  very sorry too; for that he had a property in the  Dictionary, to which  his

Lordship's patronage might have been of  consequence.'  He then  told Dr. Adams, that Lord Chesterfield had

shewn him the letter.  'I  should have imagined (replied Dr. Adams)  that Lord Chesterfield would  have

concealed it.'  'Poh! (said  Dodsley) do you think a letter from  Johnson could hurt Lord  Chesterfield?  Not at all,

Sir.  It lay upon  his table; where any  body might see it.  He read it to me; said, "this  man has great  powers,"

pointed out the severest passages, and observed  how well  they were expressed.'  This air of indifference,

which  imposed upon  the worthy Dodsley, was certainly nothing but a specimen  of that  dissimulation which

Lord Chesterfield inculcated as one of the  most  essential lessons for the conduct of life.  His Lordship

endeavoured to justify himself to Dodsley from the charges brought  against him by Johnson; but we may

judge of the flimsiness of his  defence, from his having excused his neglect of Johnson, by saying  that 'he had

heard he had changed his lodgings, and did not know  where he lived;' as if there could have been the smallest

difficulty  to inform himself of that circumstance, by inquiring in  the literary  circle with which his Lordship

was well acquainted,  and was, indeed,  himself one of its ornaments. 

Dr. Adams expostulated with Johnson, and suggested, that his not  being admitted when he called on him,

was, probably, not to be  imputed to Lord Chesterfield; for his Lordship had declared to  Dodsley, that 'he

would have turned off the best servant he ever  had,  if he had known that he denied him to a man who would

have  been always  more than welcome;' and, in confirmation of this, he  insisted on Lord  Chesterfield's general

affability and easiness of  access, especially  to literary men.  'Sir (said Johnson) that is  not Lord Chesterfield;

he is the proudest man this day existing.'  'No, (said Dr. Adams) there  is one person, at least, as proud; I  think,

by your own account, you  are the prouder man of the two.'  'But mine (replied Johnson,  instantly) was

DEFENSIVE pride.'  This,  as Dr. Adams well observed,  was one of those happy turns for which  he was so

remarkably ready. 

Johnson having now explicitly avowed his opinion of Lord  Chesterfield, did not refrain from expressing

himself concerning  that  nobleman with pointed freedom: 'This man (said he) I thought  had been  a Lord

among wits; but, I find, he is only a wit among  Lords!'  And  when his Letters to his natural son were

published, he  observed, that  'they teach the morals of a whore, and the manners  of a dancing  master.' 

On the 6th of March came out Lord Bolingbroke's works, published by  Mr. David Mallet.  The wild and

pernicious ravings, under the name  of  Philosophy, which were thus ushered into the world, gave great  offence

to all wellprincipled men.  Johnson, hearing of their  tendency, which  nobody disputed, was roused with a

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a scoundrel, and a coward: a  scoundrel, for charging a  blunderbuss against religion and  morality; a coward,

because he had  not resolution to fire it off  himself, but left half a crown to a  beggarly Scotchman, to draw the

trigger after his death!' 

Johnson this year found an interval of leisure to make an excursion  to Oxford, for the purpose of consulting

the libraries there. 

Of his conversation while at Oxford at this time, Mr. Warton  preserved and communicated to me the

following memorial, which,  though not written with all the care and attention which that  learned  and elegant

writer bestowed on those compositions which he  intended  for the publick eye, is so happily expressed in an

easy  style, that I  should injure it by any alteration: 

'When Johnson came to Oxford in 1754, the long vacation was  beginning, and most people were leaving the

place.  This was the  first time of his being there, after quitting the University.  The  next morning after his

arrival, he wished to see his old College,  Pembroke.  I went with him.  He was highly pleased to find all the

Collegeservants which he had left there still remaining,  particularly a very old butler; and expressed great

satisfaction at  being recognised by them, and conversed with them familiarly.  He  waited on the master, Dr.

Radcliffe, who received him very coldly.  Johnson at least expected, that the master would order a copy of  his

Dictionary, now near publication: but the master did not choose  to  talk on the subject, never asked Johnson to

dine, nor even to  visit  him, while he stayed at Oxford.  After we had left the  lodgings,  Johnson said to me,

"THERE lives a man, who lives by the  revenues of  literature, and will not move a finger to support it.  If I

come to  live at Oxford, I shall take up my abode at Trinity."  We then called  on the Reverend Mr. Meeke, one

of the fellows, and  of Johnson's  standing.  Here was a most cordial greeting on both  sides.  On leaving  him,

Johnson said, "I used to think Meeke had  excellent parts, when we  were boys together at the College: but,

alas! 

     'Lost in a convent's solitary gloom!'

I remember, at the classical lecture in the Hall, I could not bear  Meeke's superiority, and I tried to sit as far

from him as I could,  that I might not hear him construe." 

'As we were leaving the College, he said, "Here I translated Pope's  Messiah.  Which do you think is the best

line in it?My own  favourite is, 

     'Vallis aromaticas fundit Saronica nubes.'"

I told him, I thought it a very sonorous hexameter.  I did not tell  him, it was not in the Virgilian style.  He

much regretted that his  FIRST tutor was dead; for whom he seemed to retain the greatest  regard.  He said, "I

once had been a whole morning sliding in  ChristChurch Meadow, and missed his lecture in logick.  After

dinner, he sent for me to his room.  I expected a sharp rebuke for  my  idleness, and went with a beating heart.

When we were seated,  he told  me he had sent for me to drink a glass of wine with him,  and to tell  me, he was

NOT angry with me for missing his lecture.  This was, in  fact, a most severe reprimand.  Some more of the

boys  were then sent  for, and we spent a very pleasant afternoon."  Besides Mr. Meeke, there  was only one

other Fellow of Pembroke now  resident: from both of whom  Johnson received the greatest  civilities during

this visit, and they  pressed him very much to  have a room in the College. 

'In the course of this visit (1754), Johnson and I walked, three or  four times, to Ellsfield, a village beautifully

situated about  three  miles from Oxford, to see Mr. Wise, Radclivian librarian,  with whom  Johnson was much

pleased.  At this place, Mr. Wise had  fitted up a  house and gardens, in a singular manner, but with great  taste.

Here  was an excellent library; particularly, a valuable  collection of books  in Northern literature, with which

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press, intitled, "A History and Chronology  of the fabulous Ages."  Some old divinities of Thrace, related to

the Titans, and called the  CABIRI, made a very important part of  the theory of this piece; and in  conversation

afterwards, Mr. Wise  talked much of his CABIRI.  As we  returned to Oxford in the  evening, I outwalked

Johnson, and he cried  out Sufflamina, a Latin  word which came from his mouth with peculiar  grace, and was

as much  as to say, Put on your drag chain.  Before we  got home, I again  walked too fast for him; and he now

cried out, "Why,  you walk as if  you were pursued by all the CABIRI in a body."  In an  evening, we  frequently

took long walks from Oxford into the country,  returning  to supper.  Once, in our way home, we viewed the

ruins of  the  abbies of Oseney and Rewley, near Oxford.  After at least half an  hour's silence, Johnson said, "I

viewed them with indignation!"  We  had then a long conversation on Gothick buildings; and in talking  of  the

form of old halls, he said, "In these halls, the fire place  was  anciently always in the middle of the room, till

the Whigs  removed it  on one side."About this time there had been an  execution of two or  three criminals at

Oxford on a Monday.  Soon  afterwards, one day at  dinner, I was saying that Mr. Swinton the  chaplain of the

gaol, and  also a frequent preacher before the  University, a learned man, but  often thoughtless and absent,

preached the condemnationsermon on  repentance, before the  convicts, on the preceding day, Sunday; and

that in the close he  told his audience, that he should give them the  remainder of what  he had to say on the

subject, the next Lord's Day.  Upon which, one  of our company, a Doctor of Divinity, and a plain

matteroffact  man, by way of offering an apology for Mr. Swinton,  gravely  remarked, that he had probably

preached the same sermon before  the  University: "Yes, Sir, (says Johnson) but the University were not  to be

hanged the next morning." 

'I forgot to observe before, that when he left Mr. Meeke, (as I  have told above) he added, "About the same

time of life, Meeke was  left behind at Oxford to feed on a Fellowship, and I went to London  to get my living:

now, Sir, see the difference of our literary  characters!"' 

The degree of Master of Arts, which, it has been observed, could  not be obtained for him at an early period of

his life, was now  considered as an honour of considerable importance, in order to  grace  the titlepage of his

Dictionary; and his character in the  literary  world being by this time deservedly high, his friends  thought that,

if  proper exertions were made, the University of  Oxford would pay him the  compliment. 

To THE REVEREND THOMAS WARTON. 

'DEAR SIR,I am extremely sensible of the favour done me, both by  Mr. Wise and yourself.  The book*

cannot, I think, be printed in  less  than six weeks, nor probably so soon; and I will keep back the  titlepage,

for such an insertion as you seem to promise me. . . . 

'I had lately the favour of a letter from your brother, with some  account of poor Collins, for whom I am much

concerned.  I have a  notion, that by very great temperance, or more properly abstinence,  he may yet recover. .

. . 

'You know poor Mr. Dodsley has lost his wife; I believe he is much  affected.  I hope he will not suffer so

much as I yet suffer for  the  loss of mine. 

[Greek text omitted] 

I have ever since seemed to myself broken off from mankind; a kind  of solitary wanderer in the wild of life,

without any direction, or  fixed point of view: a gloomy gazer on a world to which I have  little  relation.  Yet I

would endeavour, by the help of you and  your brother,  to supply the want of closer union, by friendship:  and

hope to have  long the pleasure of being, dear Sir, most  affectionately your's, 

'[London.] Dec. 21, 1754.' 


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'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

* 'His Dictionary'WARTON. 

1755: AETAT. 46.]In 1755 we behold him to great advantage; his  degree of Master of Arts conferred upon

him, his Dictionary  published, his correspondence animated, his benevolence exercised. 

Mr. Charles Burney, who has since distinguished himself so much in  the science of Musick, and obtained a

Doctor's degree from the  University of Oxford, had been driven from the capital by bad  health,  and was now

residing at Lynne Regis, in Norfolk.  He had  been so much  delighted with Johnson's Rambler and the Plan of

his  Dictionary, that  when the great work was announced in the news  papers as nearly  finished,' he wrote to

Dr. Johnson, begging to be  informed when and in  what manner his Dictionary would be published;  intreating,

if it  should be by subscription, or he should have any  books at his own  disposal, to be favoured with six

copies for  himself and friends. 

In answer to this application, Dr. Johnson wrote the following  letter, of which (to use Dr. Burney's own

words) 'if it be  remembered  that it was written to an obscure young man, who at this  time had not  much

distinguished himself even in his own profession,  but whose name  could never have reached the authour of

The Rambler,  the politeness  and urbanity may be opposed to some of the stories  which have been  lately

circulated of Dr. Johnson's natural rudeness  and ferocity.' 

'TO MR. BURNEY, IN LYNNE REGIS, NORFOLK. 

'SIR,If you imagine that by delaying my answer I intended to shew  any neglect of the notice with which

you have favoured me, you will  neither think justly of yourself nor of me.  Your civilities were  offered with

too much elegance not to engage attention; and I have  too much pleasure in pleasing men like you, not to feel

very  sensibly  the distinction which you have bestowed upon me. 

'Few consequences of my endeavours to please or to benefit mankind  have delighted me more than your

friendship thus voluntarily  offered,  which now I have it I hope to keep, because I hope to  continue to  deserve

it. 

'I have no Dictionaries to dispose of for myself, but shall be glad  to have you direct your friends to Mr.

Dodsley, because it was by  his  recommendation that I was employed in the work. 

'When you have leisure to think again upon me, let me be favoured  with another letter; and another yet, when

you have looked into my  Dictionary.  If you find faults, I shall endeavour to mend them; if  you find none, I

shall think you blinded by kind partiality: but to  have made you partial in his favour, will very much gratify

the  ambition of, Sir, your most obliged and most humble servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'Goughsquare, Fleetstreet, April 8,1755.' 

The Dictionary, with a Grammar and History of the English Language,  being now at length published, in two

volumes folio, the world  contemplated with wonder so stupendous a work achieved by one man,  while other

countries had thought such undertakings fit only for  whole academies.  Vast as his powers were, I cannot but

think that  his imagination deceived him, when he supposed that by constant  application he might have

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The extensive reading which was absolutely necessary for the  accumulation of authorities, and which alone

may account for  Johnson's retentive mind being enriched with a very large and  various  store of knowledge

and imagery, must have occupied several  years.  The  Preface furnishes an eminent instance of a double  talent,

of which  Johnson was fully conscious.  Sir Joshua Reynolds  heard him say,  'There are two things which I am

confident I can do  very well: one is  an introduction to any literary work, stating  what it is to contain,  and how

it should be executed in the most  perfect manner; the other is  a conclusion, shewing from various  causes why

the execution has not  been equal to what the authour  promised to himself and to the  publick.' 

A few of his definitions must be admitted to be erroneous.  Thus,  Windward and Leeward, though directly of

opposite meaning, are  defined identically the same way; as to which inconsiderable specks  it is enough to

observe, that his Preface announces that he was  aware  there might be many such in so immense a work; nor

was he at  all  disconcerted when an instance was pointed out to him.  A lady  once  asked him how he came to

define Pastern the KNEE of a horse:  instead  of making an elaborate defence, as she expected, he at once

answered,  'Ignorance, madam, pure ignorance.'  His definition of  Network* has  been often quoted with

sportive malignity, as  obscuring a thing in  itself very plain.  But to these frivolous  censures no other answer is

necessary than that with which we are  furnished by his own Preface. 

* Any thing reticulated or decussated, at equal distances, with  interstices between the intersections.'ED. 

His introducing his own opinions, and even prejudices, under  general definitions of words, while at the same

time the original  meaning of the words is not explained, as his Tory, Whig, Pension,  Oats, Excise,* and a few

more, cannot be fully defended, and must  be  placed to the account of capricious and humorous indulgence.

Talking  to me upon this subject when we were at Ashbourne in 1777,  he  mentioned a still stronger instance

of the predominance of his  private  feelings in the composition of this work, than any now to  be found in  it.

'You know, Sir, Lord Gower forsook the old  Jacobite interest.  When I came to the word Renegado, after

telling  that it meant "one  who deserts to the enemy, a revolter," I added,  Sometimes we say a  GOWER.  Thus

it went to the press; but the  printer had more wit than  I, and struck it out.' 

* Tory.  'One who adheres to the ancient constitution or the state  and the apostolical hierarchy of the church or

England, opposed to  a  whig.'  Whig.  'The name of a faction.'  Pension.  'An allowance  made  to any one without

an equivalent.  In England it is generally  understood to mean pay given to a state hireling for treason to his

country.'  Oats.  'A grain which in England is generally given to  horses, but in Scotland supports the people.'

Excise.  'A hateful  tax levied upon commodities, and adjudged not by the common judges  of  property, but

wretches hired by those to whom excise is paid.'  ED. 

Let it, however, be remembered, that this indulgence does not  display itself only in sarcasm towards others,

but sometimes in  playful allusion to the notions commonly entertained of his own  laborious task.  Thus:

'Grubstreet, the name of a street in  London,  much inhabited by writers of small histories, dictionaries,  and

temporary poems; whence any mean production is called Grub  street.''Lexicographer, a writer of

dictionaries, a harmless  drudge.' 

It must undoubtedly seem strange, that the conclusion of his  Preface should be expressed in terms so

desponding, when it is  considered that the authour was then only in his fortysixth year.  But we must ascribe

its gloom to that miserable dejection of  spirits  to which he was constitutionally subject, and which was

aggravated by  the death of his wife two years before.  I have heard  it ingeniously  observed by a lady of rank

and elegance, that 'his  melancholy was then  at its meridian.'  It pleased GOD to grant him  almost thirty years

of  life after this time; and once, when he was  in a placid frame of mind,  he was obliged to own to me that he

had  enjoyed happier days, and had  many more friends, since that gloomy  hour than before. 

It is a sad saying, that 'most of those whom he wished to please  had sunk into the grave;' and his case at

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Reynolds, 'If a man does not make new acquaintance as  he advances through life, he will soon find himself

left alone.  A  man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair.' 

In July this year he had formed some scheme of mental improvement,  the particular purpose of which does

not appear.  But we find in  his  Prayers and Meditations, p. 25, a prayer entitled 'On the Study  of  Philosophy,

as an Instrument of living;' and after it follows a  note,  'This study was not pursued.' 

On the 13th of the same month he wrote in his Journal the following  scheme of life, for Sunday: 

'Having lived' (as he with tenderness of conscience expresses  himself) 'not without an habitual reverence for

the Sabbath, yet  without that attention to its religious duties which Christianity  requires; 

'1.  To rise early, and in order to it, to go to sleep early on  Saturday. 

'2.  To use some extraordinary devotion in the morning. 

'3.  To examine the tenour of my life, and particularly the last.  week; and to mark my advances in religion, or

recession from it. 

'4.  To read the Scripture methodically with such helps as are at  hand. 

'5.  To go to church twice. 

'6.  To read books of Divinity, either speculative or practical. 

'7.  To instruct my family. 

'8.  To wear off by meditation any worldly soil contracted in the  week.' 

1756: AETAT. 47.]In 1756 Johnson found that the great fame of his  Dictionary had not set him above the

necessity of 'making provision  for the day that was passing over him.'  No royal or noble patron  extended a

munificent hand to give independence to the man who had  conferred stability on the language of his country.

We may feel  indignant that there should have been such unworthy neglect; but we  must, at the same time,

congratulate ourselves, when we consider  that  to this very neglect, operating to rouse the natural indolence  of

his  constitution, we owe many valuable productions, which  otherwise,  perhaps, might never have appeared. 

He had spent, during the progress of the work, the money for which  he had contracted to write his Dictionary.

We have seen that the  reward of his labour was only fifteen hundred and seventyfive  pounds; and when the

expence of amanuenses and paper, and other  articles are deducted, his clear profit was very inconsiderable.  I

once said to him, 'I am sorry, Sir, you did not get more for your  Dictionary.'  His answer was, 'I am sorry, too.

But it was very  well.  The booksellers are generous, liberalminded men.'  He, upon  all occasions, did ample

justice to their character in this  respect.  He considered them as the patrons of literature; and,  indeed,  although

they have eventually been considerable gainers by  his  Dictionary, it is to them that we owe its having been

undertaken and  carried through at the risk of great expence, for  they were not  absolutely sure of being

indemnified. 

He this year resumed his scheme of giving an edition of Shakspeare  with notes.*  He issued Proposals of

considerable length, in which  he  shewed that he perfectly well knew what a variety of research  such an

undertaking required; but his indolence prevented him from  pursuing it  with that diligence which alone can

collect those  scattered facts that  genius, however acute, penetrating, and  luminous, cannot discover by  its own

force.  It is remarkable, that  at this time his fancied  activity was for the moment so vigorous,  that he promised


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his work  should be published before Christmas,  1757.  Yet nine years elapsed  before it saw the light.  His

throes  in bringing it forth had been  severe and remittent; and at last we  may almost conclude that the

Caesarian operation was performed by  the knife of Churchill, whose  upbraiding satire, I dare say, made

Johnson's friends urge him to  dispatch. 

    'He for subscribers bates his hook,

     And takes your cash; but where's the book?

     No matter where; wise fear, you know,

     Forbids the robbing of a foe;

     But what, to serve our private ends,

     Forbids the cheating of our friends?'

* First proposed in 1745ED. 

About this period he was offered a living of considerable value in  Lincolnshire, if he were inclined to enter

into holy orders.  It  was  a rectory in the gift of Mr. Langton, the father of his much  valued  friend.  But he did

not accept of it; partly I believe from  a  conscientious motive, being persuaded that his temper and habits

rendered him unfit for that assiduous and familiar instruction of  the  vulgar and ignorant which he held to be

an essential duty in a  clergyman; and partly because his love of a London life was so  strong, that he would

have thought himself an exile in any other  place, particularly if residing in the country.  Whoever would wish

to see his thoughts upon that subject displayed in their full  force,  may peruse The Adventurer, Number 126. 

1757: AETAT. 48.]MR. BURNEY having enclosed to him an extract  from the review of his Dictionary in

the Bibliotheque des Savans,  and  a list of subscribers to his Shakspeare, which Mr. Burney had  procured  in

Norfolk, he wrote the following answer: 

'TO MR. BURNEY, IN LYNNE, NORFOLK. 

'SIR,That I may shew myself sensible of your favours, and not  commit the same fault a second time, I

make haste to answer the  letter which I received this morning.  The truth is, the other  likewise was received,

and I wrote an answer; but being desirous to  transmit you some proposals and receipts, I waited till I could

find  a convenient conveyance, and day was passed after day, till  other  things drove it from my thoughts; yet

not so, but that I  remember with  great pleasure your commendation of my Dictionary.  Your praise was

welcome, not only because I believe it was sincere,  but because praise  has been very scarce.  A man of your

candour  will be surprised when I  tell you, that among all my acquaintance  there were only two, who upon  the

publication of my book did not  endeavour to depress me with  threats of censure from the publick,  or with

objections learned from  those who had learned them from my  own Preface.  Your's is the only  letter of

goodwill that I have  received; though, indeed, I am promised  something of that sort from  Sweden. 

'How my new edition will be received I know not; the subscription  has not been very successful.  I shall

publish about March. 

'If you can direct me how to send proposals, I should wish that  they were in such hands. 

'I remember, Sir, in some of the first letters with which you  favoured me, you mentioned your lady.  May I

enquire after her?  In  return for the favours which you have shewn me, it is not much to  tell you, that I wish

you and her all that can conduce to your  happiness.  I am, Sir, your most obliged, and most humble servant, 

SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'Goughsquare, Dec. 24, 1757.' 


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In 1758 we find him, it should seem, in as easy and pleasant a  state of existence, as constitutional

unhappiness ever permitted  him  to enjoy. 

'TO BENNET LANGTON, ESQ., AT LANGTON, LINCOLNSHIRE. 

'DEAREST SIR,I must indeed have slept very fast, not to have been  awakened by your letter.  None of

your suspicions are true; I am  not  much richer than when you left me; and, what is worse, my  omission of  an

answer to your first letter, will prove that I am  not much wiser.  But I go on as I formerly did, designing to be

some time or other  both rich and wise; and yet cultivate neither  mind nor fortune.  Do  you take notice of my

example, and learn the  danger of delay.  When I  was as you are now, towering in the  confidence of

twentyone, little  did I suspect that I should be at  fortynine, what I now am. 

'But you do not seem to need my admonition.  You are busy in  acquiring and in communicating knowledge,

and while you are  studying,  enjoy the end of study, by making others wiser and  happier.  I was  much pleased

with the tale that you told me of  being tutour to your  sisters.  I, who have no sisters nor brothers,  look with

some degree  of innocent envy on those who may be said to  be born to friends; and  cannot see, without

wonder, how rarely that  native union is afterwards  regarded.  It sometimes, indeed,  happens, that some

supervenient cause  of discord may overpower this  original amity; but it seems to me more  frequently thrown

away with  levity, or lost by negligence, than  destroyed by injury or  violence.  We tell the ladies that good

wives  make good husbands; I  believe it is a more certain position that good  brothers make good  sisters. 

'I am satisfied with your stay at home, as Juvenal with his  friend's retirement to Cumae: I know that your

absence is best,  though it be not best for me. 

    'Quamvis digressu veteris confusus amici,

     Laudo tamen vacuis quod sedem figere Cumis

     Destinet, atque unum civem donare Sibylloe.'

'Langton is a good Cumae, but who must be Sibylla?  Mrs. Langton is  as wise as Sibyl, and as good; and will

live, if my wishes can  prolong life, till she shall in time be as old.  But she differs in  this, that she has not

scattered her precepts in the wind, at least  not those which she bestowed upon you. 

'The two Wartons just looked into the town, and were taken to see  Cleone, where, David* says, they were

starved for want of company  to  keep them warm.  David and Doddy** have had a new quarrel, and,  I  think,

cannot conveniently quarrel any more.  Cleone was well  acted by  all the characters, but Bellamy left nothing

to be  desired.  I went  the first night, and supported it, as well as I  might; for Doddy, you  know, is my patron,

and I would not desert  him.  The play was very  well received.  Doddy, after the danger was  over, went every

night to  the stageside, and cried at the distress  of poor Cleone. 

* Mr. GarrickBOSWELL. 

** Mr. Dodsley, the Authour of Cleone.BOSWELL. 

'I have left off housekeeping, and therefore made presents of the  game which you were pleased to send me.

The pheasant I gave to Mr.  Richardson,* the bustard to Dr. Lawrence, and the pot I placed with  Miss

Williams, to be eaten by myself.  She desires that her  compliments and good wishes may be accepted by the

family; and I  make  the same request for myself. 

* Mr. Samuel Richardson, authour of Clarissa.BOSWELL. 

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employed in miniatures.  I know  not  any body [else] whose prosperity has increased since you left  them. 

'Murphy is to have his Orphan of China acted next month; and is  therefore, I suppose, happy.  I wish I could

tell you of any great  good to which I was approaching, but at present my prospects do not  much delight me;

however, I am always pleased when I find that you,  dear Sir, remember, your affectionate, humble servant, 

SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'Jan. 9, 1758.' 

Dr. Burney has kindly favoured me with the following memorandum,  which I take the liberty to insert in his

own genuine easy style.  I  love to exhibit sketches of my illustrious friend by various  eminent  hands. 

'Soon after this, Mr. Burney, during a visit to the capital, had an  interview with him in Goughsquare, where

he dined and drank tea  with  him, and was introduced to the acquaintance of Mrs. Williams.  After  dinner, Mr.

Johnson proposed to Mr. Burney to go up with him  into his  garret, which being accepted, he there found

about five or  six Greek  folios, a deal writingdesk, and a chair and a half.  Johnson giving to  his guest the

entire seat, tottered himself on  one with only three  legs and one arm.  Here he gave Mr. Burney Mrs.

Williams's history,  and shewed him some volumes of his Shakspeare  already printed, to  prove that he was in

earnest.  Upon Mr.  Burney's opening the first  volume, at the Merchant of Venice, he  observed to him, that he

seemed  to be more severe on Warburton than  Theobald.  "O poor Tib.! (said  Johnson) he was ready knocked

down  to my hands; Warburton stands  between me and him."  "But, Sir,  (said Mr. Burney,) you'll have

Warburton upon your bones, won't  you?"  "No, Sir; he'll not come out:  he'll only growl in his den."  "But you

think, Sir, that Warburton is a  superiour critick to  Theobald?"  "O Sir he'd make twoandfifty  Theobalds, cut

into  slices!  The worst of Warburton is, that he has a  rage for saying  something, when there's nothing to be

said."  Mr.  Burney then asked  him whether he had seen the letter which Warburton  had written in  answer to a

pamphlet addressed "To the most impudent  Man alive."  He answered in the negative.  Mr. Burney told him it

was  supposed  to be written by Mallet.  The controversey now raged between  the  friends of Pope and

Bolingbroke; and Warburton and Mallet were the  leaders of the several parties.  Mr. Burney asked him then if

he  had  seen Warburton's book against Bolingbroke's Philosophy?  "No,  Sir, I  have never read Bolingbroke's

impiety, and therefore am not  interested  about its confutation."' 

On the fifteenth of April he began a new periodical paper, entitled  The Idler, which came out every Saturday

in a weekly newspaper,  called The Universal Chronicle, or Weekly Gazette, published by  Newbery.  These

essays were continued till April 5, 1760.  Of one  hundred and three, their total number, twelve were

contributed by  his  friends. 

The Idler is evidently the work of the same mind which produced The  Rambler, but has less body and more

spirit.  It has more variety of  real life, and greater facility of language.  He describes the  miseries of idleness,

with the lively sensations of one who has  felt  them; and in his private memorandums while engaged in it, we

find  'This year I hope to learn diligence.'  Many of these  excellent essays  were written as hastily as an ordinary

letter.  Mr. Langton remembers  Johnson, when on a visit at Oxford, asking  him one evening how long it  was

till the post went out; and on  being told about half an hour, he  exclaimed, 'then we shall do very  well.'  He

upon this instantly sat  down and finished an Idler,  which it was necessary should be in London  the next day.

Mr.  Langton having signified a wish to read it, 'Sir,  (said he) you  shall not do more than I have done myself.'

He then  folded it up  and sent it off. 

1759: AETAT. 50.]In 1759, in the month of January, his mother  died at the great age of ninety, an event

which deeply affected  him;  not that 'his mind had acquired no firmness by the  contemplation of  mortality;'

but that his reverential affection for  her was not abated  by years, as indeed he retained all his tender  feelings

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mother for  several years, previous to  her death.  But he was constantly  engaged in literary labours which

confined him to London; and  though he had not the comfort of seeing  his aged parent, he  contributed liberally

to her support. 

Soon after this event, he wrote his Rasselas, Prince of Abyssinia;  concerning the publication of which Sir

John Hawkins guesses  vaguely  and idly, instead of having taken the trouble to inform  himself with  authentick

precision.  Not to trouble my readers with  a repetition of  the Knight's reveries, I have to mention, that the  late

Mr. Strahan  the printer told me, that Johnson wrote it, that  with the profits he  might defray the expence of his

mother's  funeral, and pay some little  debts which she had left.  He told Sir  Joshua Reynolds that he  composed

it in the evenings of one week,  sent it to the press in  portions as it was written, and had never  since read it

over.  Mr.  Strahan, Mr. Johnston, and Mr. Dodsley  purchased it for a hundred  pounds, but afterwards paid him

twenty  five pounds more, when it came  to a second edition. 

Voltaire's Candide, written to refute the system of Optimism, which  it has accomplished with brilliant

success, is wonderfully similar  in  its plan and conduct to Johnson's Rasselas; insomuch, that I  have  heard

Johnson say, that if they had not been published so  closely one  after the other that there was not time for

imitation,  it would have  been in vain to deny that the scheme of that which  came latest was  taken from the

other.  Though the proposition  illustrated by both  these works was the same, namely, that in our  present state

there is  more evil than good, the intention of the  writers was very different.  Voltaire, I am afraid, meant only

by  wanton profaneness to obtain a  sportive victory over religion, and  to discredit the belief of a

superintending Providence; Johnson  meant, by shewing the  unsatisfactory nature of things temporal, to  direct

the hopes of man  to things eternal.  Rasselas, as was  observed to me by a very  accomplished lady, may be

considered as a  more enlarged and more  deeply philosophical discourse in prose,  upon the interesting truth,

which in his Vanity of Human Wishes he  had so successfully enforced in  verse. 

I would ascribe to this year the following letter to a son of one  of his early friends at Lichfield, Mr. Joseph

Simpson, Barrister,  and  authour of a tract entitled Reflections on the Study of the  Law. 

'TO JOSEPH SIMPSON, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,Your father's inexorability not only grieves but amazes  me: he is your father; he was always

accounted a wise man; nor do I  remember any thing to the disadvantage of his goodnature; but in  his  refusal

to assist you there is neither goodnature, fatherhood,  nor  wisdom.  It is the practice of goodnature to

overlook faults  which  have already, by the consequences, punished the delinquent.  It is  natural for a father to

think more favourably than others of  his  children; and it is always wise to give assistance while a  little help

will prevent the necessity of greater. 

'If you married imprudently, you miscarried at your own hazard, at  an age when you had a right of choice.  It

would be hard if the man  might not choose his own wife, who has a right to plead before the  Judges of his

country. 

'If your imprudence has ended in difficulties and inconveniences,  you are yourself to support them; and, with

the help of a little  better health, you would support them and conquer them.  Surely,  that  want which accident

and sickness produces, is to be supported  in every  region of humanity, though there were neither friends nor

fathers in  the world.  You have certainly from your father the  highest claim of  charity, though none of right;

and therefore I  would counsel you to  omit no decent nor manly degree of  importunity.  Your debts in the

whole are not large, and of the  whole but a small part is troublesome.  Small debts are like small  shot; they are

rattling on every side, and  can scarcely be escaped  without a wound: great debts are like cannon;  of loud

noise, but  little danger.  You must, therefore, be enabled to  discharge petty  debts, that you may have leisure,

with security to  struggle with  the rest.  Neither the great nor little debts disgrace  you.  I am  sure you have my

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my  esteem  could be of more use.  I have been invited, or have invited  myself,  to several parts of the kingdom;

and will not incommode my  dear  Lucy by coming to Lichfield, while her present lodging is of any  use to her.

I hope, in a few days, to be at leisure, and to make  visits.  Whither I shall fly is matter of no importance.  A

man  unconnected is at home every where; unless he may be said to be at  home no where.  I am sorry, dear Sir,

that where you have parents,  a  man of your merits should not have an home.  I wish I could give  it  you.  I am,

my dear Sir, affectionately yours, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

He now refreshed himself by an excursion to Oxford, of which the  following short characteristical notice, in

his own words, is  preserved 

'* * * is now making tea for me.  I have been in my gown ever since  I came here.  It was, at my first coming,

quite new and handsome.  I  have swum thrice, which I had disused for many years.  I have  proposed  to

Vansittart, climbing over the wall, but he has refused  me.  And I  have clapped my hands till they are sore, at

Dr. King's  speech.' 

His negro servant, Francis Barber, having left him, and been some  time at sea, not pressed as has been

supposed, but with his own  consent, it appears from a letter to John Wilkes, Esq., from Dr.  Smollet, that his

master kindly interested himself in procuring his  release from a state of life of which Johnson always

expressed the  utmost abhorrence.  He said, 'No man will be a sailor who has  contrivance enough to get

himself into a jail; for being in a ship  is  being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.'  And at  another

time, 'A man in a jail has more room, better food, and  commonly better  company.'  The letter was as

follows: 

'Chelsea, March 16, 1759. 

'DEAR SIR, I am again your petitioner, in behalf of that great CHAM  of literature, Samuel Johnson.  His

black servant, whose name is  Francis Barber, has been pressed on board the Stag Frigate, Captain  Angel, and

our lexicographer is in great distress.  He says the boy  is a sickly lad, of a delicate frame, and particularly

subject to a  malady in his throat, which renders him very unfit for his  Majesty's  service.  You know what

manner of animosity the said  Johnson has  against you; and I dare say you desire no other  opportunity of

resenting it than that of laying him under an  obligation.  He was  humble enough to desire my assistance on

this  occasion, though he and  I were never catercousins; and I gave him  to understand that I would  make

application to my friend Mr.  Wilkes, who, perhaps, by his  interest with Dr. Hay and Mr. Elliot,  might be able

to procure the  discharge of his lacquey.  It would be  superfluous to say more on the  subject, which I leave to

your own  consideration; but I cannot let  slip this opportunity of declaring  that I am, with the most inviolable

esteem and attachment, dear  Sir, your affectionate, obliged, humble  servant, 

'T. SMOLLET.' 

Mr. Wilkes, who upon all occasions has acted, as a private  gentleman, with most polite liberality, applied to

his friend Sir  George Hay, then one of the Lords Commissioners of the Admiralty;  and  Francis Barber was

discharged, as he has told me, without any  wish of  his own.  He found his old master in Chambers in the Inner

Temple, and  returned to his service. 

1760: AETAT. 51.]I take this opportunity to relate the manner in  which an acquaintance first commenced

between Dr. Johnson and Mr.  Murphy.  During the publication of The Gray'sInn Journal, a  periodical paper

which was successfully carried on by Mr. Murphy  alone, when a very young man, he happened to be in the

country with  Mr. Foote; and having mentioned that he was obliged to go to London  in order to get ready for

the press one of the numbers of that  Journal, Foote said to him, 'You need not go on that account.  Here  is a


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French magazine, in which you will find a very pretty oriental  tale; translate that, and send it to your printer.'

Mr. Murphy  having read the tale, was highly pleased with it, and followed  Foote's advice.  When he returned

to town, this tale was pointed  out  to him in The Rambler, from whence it had been translated into  the  French

magazine.  Mr. Murphy then waited upon Johnson, to  explain this  curious incident.  His talents, literature, and

gentlemanlike  manners, were soon perceived by Johnson, and a  friendship was formed  which was never

broken. 

1762: AETAT. 53.]A lady having at this time solicited him to  obtain the Archbishop of Canterbury's

patronage to have her son  sent  to the University, one of those solicitations which are too  frequent,  where

people, anxious for a particular object, do not  consider  propriety, or the opportunity which the persons whom

they  solicit have  to assist them, he wrote to her the following answer,  with a copy of  which I am favoured by

the Reverend Dr. Farmer,  Master of Emanuel  College, Cambridge. 

'MADAM,I hope you will believe that my delay in answering your  letter could proceed only from my

unwillingness to destroy any hope  that you had formed.  Hope is itself a species of happiness, and,  perhaps,

the chief happiness which this world affords: but, like  all  other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, the excesses

of hope must  be  expiated by pain; and expectations improperly indulged, must end  in  disappointment.  If it be

asked, what is the improper  expectation  which it is dangerous to indulge, experience will  quickly answer, that

it is such expectation as is dictated not by  reason, but by desire;  expectation raised, not by the common

occurrences of life, but by the  wants of the expectant; an  expectation that requires the common course  of

things to be  changed, and the general rules of action to be broken. 

'When you made your request to me, you should have considered,  Madam, what you were asking.  You ask

me to solicit a great man, to  whom I never spoke, for a young person whom I had never seen, upon  a

supposition which I had no means of knowing to be true.  There is  no  reason why, amongst all the great, I

should chuse to supplicate  the  Archbishop, nor why, among all the possible objects of his  bounty, the

Archbishop should chuse your son.  I know, Madam, how  unwillingly  conviction is admitted, when interest

opposes it; but  surely, Madam,  you must allow, that there is no reason why that  should be done by me,  which

every other man may do with equal  reason, and which, indeed no  man can do properly, without some very

particular relation both to the  Archbishop and to you.  If I could  help you in this exigence by any  proper

means, it would give me  pleasure; but this proposal is so very  remote from all usual  methods, that I cannot

comply with it, but at  the risk of such  answer and suspicions as I believe you do not wish me  to undergo. 

'I have seen your son this morning; he seems a pretty youth, and  will, perhaps, find some better friend than I

can procure him; but,  though he should at last miss the University, he may still be wise,  useful, and happy.  I

am, Madam, your most humble servant, 

'June 8, 1762.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'TO MR. JOSEPH BARETTI, AT MILAN. 

'London, July 20, 1762. 

'SIR, However justly you may accuse me for want of punctuality in  correspondence, I am not so far lost in

negligence as to omit the  opportunity of writing to you, which Mr. Beauclerk's passage  through  Milan affords

me. 

'I suppose you received the Idlers, and I intend that you shall  soon receive Shakspeare, that you may explain

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which your long residence in this  unknown  region has supplied you. 

'As you have now been long away, I suppose your curiosity may pant  for some news of your old friends.  Miss

Williams and I live much  as  we did.  Miss Cotterel still continues to cling to Mrs. Porter,  and  Charlotte is now

big of the fourth child.  Mr. Reynolds gets  six  thousands a year.  Levet is lately married, not without much

suspicion  that he has been wretchedly cheated in his match.  Mr.  Chambers is  gone this day, for the first time,

the circuit with the  Judges.  Mr.  Richardson is dead of an apoplexy, and his second  daughter has married  a

merchant. 

'My vanity, or my kindness, makes me flatter myself, that you would  rather hear of me than of those whom I

have mentioned; but of  myself  I have very little which I care to tell.  Last winter I went  down to  my native

town, where I found the streets much narrower and  shorter  than I thought I had left them, inhabited by a new

race of  people, to  whom I was very little known.  My playfellows were  grown old, and  forced me to suspect

that I was no longer young.  My  only remaining  friend has changed his principles, and was become  the tool of

the  predominant faction.  My daughterinlaw, from whom  I expected most,  and whom I met with sincere

benevolence, has lost  the beauty and  gaiety of youth, without having gained much of the  wisdom of age.  I

wandered about for five days, and took the first  convenient  opportunity of returning to a place, where, if there

is  not much  happiness, there is, at least, such a diversity of good  and evil, that  slight vexations do not fix

upon the heart. . . . 

'May you, my Baretti, be very happy at Milan, or some other place  nearer to, Sir, your most affectionate

humble servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

The accession of George the Third to the throne of these kingdoms,  opened a new and brighter prospect to

men of literary merit, who  had  been honoured with no mark of royal favour in the preceding  reign.  His

present Majesty's education in this country, as well as  his taste  and beneficence, prompted him to be the

patron of science  and the  arts; and early this year Johnson, having been represented  to him as a  very learned

and good man, without any certain  provision, his Majesty  was pleased to grant him a pension of three

hundred pounds a year.  The Earl of Bute, who was then Prime  Minister, had the honour to  announce this

instance of his  Sovereign's bounty, concerning which,  many and various stories, all  equally erroneous, have

been propagated:  maliciously representing  it as a political bribe to Johnson, to desert  his avowed  principles,

and become the tool of a government which he  held to be  founded in usurpation.  I have taken care to have it

in my  power to  refute them from the most authentick information.  Lord Bute  told  me, that Mr. Wedderburne,

now Lord Loughborough, was the person  who  first mentioned this subject to him.  Lord Loughborough told

me,  that the pension was granted to Johnson solely as the reward of his  literary merit, without any stipulation

whatever, or even tacit  understanding that he should write for administration.  His  Lordship  added, that he was

confident the political tracts which  Johnson  afterwards did write, as they were entirely consonant with  his

own  opinions, would have been written by him though no pension  had been  granted to him. 

Mr. Thomas Sheridan and Mr. Murphy, who then lived a good deal both  with him and Mr. Wedderburne, told

me, that they previously talked  with Johnson upon this matter, and that it was perfectly understood  by all

parties that the pension was merely honorary.  Sir Joshua  Reynolds told me, that Johnson called on him after

his majesty's  intention had been notified to him, and said he wished to consult  his  friends as to the propriety

of his accepting this mark of the  royal  favour, after the definitions which he had given in his  Dictionary of

pension and pensioners.  He said he would not have  Sir Joshua's answer  till next day, when he would call

again, and  desired he might think of  it.  Sir Joshua answered that he was  clear to give his opinion then,  that

there could be no objection to  his receiving from the King a  reward for literary merit; and that  certainly the

definitions in his  Dictionary were not applicable to  him.  Johnson, it should seem, was  satisfied, for he did not

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that Lord Bute said to him  expressly, 'It is not given you for  anything you are to do, but for  what you have

done.'  His Lordship, he  said, behaved in the  handsomest manner, he repeated the words twice,  that he might

be  sure Johnson heard them, and thus set his mind  perfectly at ease.  This nobleman, who has been so

virulently abused,  acted with great  honour in this instance and displayed a mind truly  liberal.  A  minister of a

more narrow and selfish disposition would  have  availed himself of such an opportunity to fix an implied

obligation  on a man of Johnson's powerful talents to give him his  support. 

Mr. Murphy and the late Mr. Sheridan severally contended for the  distinction of having been the first who

mentioned to Mr.  Wedderburne  that Johnson ought to have a pension.  When I spoke of  this to Lord

Loughborough, wishing to know if he recollected the  prime mover in the  business, he said, 'All his friends

assisted:'  and when I told him  that Mr. Sheridan strenuously asserted his  claim to it, his Lordship  said, 'He

rang the bell.'  And it is but  just to add, that Mr.  Sheridan told me, that when he communicated  to Dr. Johnson

that a  pension was to be granted him, he replied in  a fervour of gratitude,  'The English language does not

afford me  terms adequate to my feelings  on this occasion.  I must have  recourse to the French.  I am penetre

with his Majesty's goodness.'  When I repeated this to Dr. Johnson, he  did not contradict it. 

This year his friend Sir Joshua Reynolds paid a visit of some weeks  to his native country, Devonshire, in

which he was accompanied by  Johnson, who was much pleased with this jaunt, and declared he had  derived

from it a great accession of new ideas.  He was entertained  at the seats of several noblemen and gentlemen in

the West of  England; but the greatest part of the time was passed at Plymouth,  where the magnificence of the

navy, the shipbuilding and all its  circumstances, afforded him a grand subject of contemplation.  The

Commissioner of the Dockyard paid him the compliment of ordering  the  yacht to convey him and his friend

to the Eddystone, to which  they  accordingly sailed.  But the weather was so tempestuous that  they  could not

land. 

Reynolds and he were at this time the guests of Dr. Mudge, the  celebrated surgeon, and now physician of that

place, not more  distinguished for quickness of parts and variety of knowledge, than  loved and esteemed for

his amiable manners; and here Johnson formed  an acquaintance with Dr. Mudge's father, that very eminent

divine,  the Reverend Zachariah Mudge, Prebendary of Exeter, who was  idolised  in the west, both for his

excellence as a preacher and the  uniform  perfect propriety of his private conduct.  He preached a  sermon

purposely that Johnson might hear him; and we shall see  afterwards  that Johnson honoured his memory by

drawing his  character.  While  Johnson was at Plymouth, he saw a great many of  its inhabitants, and  was not

sparing of his very entertaining  conversation.  It was here  that he made that frank and truly  original

confession, that  'ignorance, pure ignorance,' was the  cause of a wrong definition in  his Dictionary of the word

pastern,  to the no small surprise of the  Lady who put the question to him;  who having the most profound

reverence for his character, so as  almost to suppose him endowed with  infallibility, expected to hear  an

explanation (of what, to be sure,  seemed strange to a common  reader,) drawn from some deeplearned  source

with which she was  unacquainted. 

Sir Joshua Reynolds, to whom I was obliged for my information  concerning this excursion, mentions a very

characteristical  anecdote  of Johnson while at Plymouth.  Having observed that in  consequence of  the

Dockyard a new town had arisen about two miles  off as a rival to  the old; and knowing from his sagacity,

and just  observation of human  nature, that it is certain if a man hates at  all, he will hate his  next neighbour; he

concluded that this new  and rising town could not  but excite the envy and jealousy of the  old, in which

conjecture he  was very soon confirmed; he therefore  set himself resolutely on the  side of the old town, the

established  town, in which his lot was cast,  considering it as a kind of duty  to stand by it.  He accordingly

entered warmly into its interests,  and upon every occasion talked of  the dockers, as the inhabitants  of the new

town were called, as  upstarts and aliens.  Plymouth is  very plentifully supplied with water  by a river brought

into it  from a great distance, which is so abundant  that it runs to waste  in the town.  The Dock, or Newtown,

being  totally destitute of  water, petitioned Plymouth that a small portion  of the conduit  might be permitted to

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was violent in opposition; and, halflaughing at himself  for  his pretended zeal where he had no concern,

exclaimed, 'No, no! I  am against the dockers; I am a Plymouth man.  Rogues! let them die  of  thirst.  They shall

not have a drop!' 

1763: AETAT. 54.]This is to me a memorable year; for in it I had  the happiness to obtain the acquaintance

of that extraordinary man  whose memoirs I am now writing; an acquaintance which I shall ever  esteem as

one of the most fortunate circumstances in my life.  Though  then but twoandtwenty, I had for several years

read his  works with  delight and instruction, and had the highest reverence  for their  authour, which had grown

up in my fancy into a kind of  mysterious  veneration, by figuring to myself a state of solemn  elevated

abstraction, in which I supposed him to live in the  immense metropolis  of London.  Mr. Gentleman, a native

of Ireland,  who passed some years  in Scotland as a player, and as an instructor  in the English language,  a man

whose talents and worth were  depressed by misfortunes, had given  me a representation of the  figure and

manner of DICTIONARY JOHNSON! as  he was then generally  called; and during my first visit to London,

which was for three  months in 1760, Mr. Derrick the poet, who was  Gentleman's friend  and countryman,

flattered me with hopes that he  would introduce me  to Johnson, an honour of which I was very  ambitious.

But he never  found an opportunity; which made me doubt  that he had promised to  do what was not in his

power; till Johnson  some years afterwards  told me, 'Derrick, Sir, might very well have  introduced you.  I had  a

kindness for Derrick, and am sorry he is  dead.' 

In the summer of 1761 Mr. Thomas Sheridan was at Edinburgh, and  delivered lectures upon the English

Language and Publick Speaking  to  large and respectable audiences.  I was often in his company,  and  heard

him frequently expatiate upon Johnson's extraordinary  knowledge,  talents, and virtues, repeat his pointed

sayings,  describe his  particularities, and boast of his being his guest  sometimes till two  or three in the

morning.  At his house I hoped  to have many  opportunities of seeing the sage, as Mr. Sheridan  obligingly

assured  me I should not be disappointed. 

When I returned to London in the end of 1762, to my surprise and  regret I found an irreconcilable difference

had taken place between  Johnson and Sheridan.  A pension of two hundred pounds a year had  been given to

Sheridan.  Johnson, who, as has been already  mentioned,  thought slightingly of Sheridan's art, upon hearing

that  he was also  pensioned, exclaimed, 'What! have they given HIM a  pension?  Then it  is time for me to give

up mine.' 

Johnson complained that a man who disliked him repeated his sarcasm  to Mr. Sheridan, without telling him

what followed, which was, that  after a pause he added, 'However, I am glad that Mr. Sheridan has a  pension,

for he is a very good man.'  Sheridan could never forgive  this hasty contemptuous expression.  It rankled in his

mind; and  though I informed him of all that Johnson said, and that he would  be  very glad to meet him

amicably, he positively declined repeated  offers  which I made, and once went off abruptly from a house

where  he and I  were engaged to dine, because he was told that Dr. Johnson  was to be  there. 

This rupture with Sheridan deprived Johnson of one of his most  agreeable resources for amusement in his

lonely evenings; for  Sheridan's wellinformed, animated, and bustling mind never  suffered  conversation to

stagnate; and Mrs. Sheridan was a most  agreeable  companion to an intellectual man.  She was sensible,

ingenious,  unassuming, yet communicative.  I recollect, with  satisfaction, many  pleasing hours which I passed

with her under the  hospitable roof of  her husband, who was to me a very kind friend.  Her novel, entitled

Memoirs of Miss Sydney Biddulph, contains an  excellent moral while it  inculcates a future state of

retribution;  and what it teaches is  impressed upon the mind by a series of as  deep distress as can affect

humanity, in the amiable and pious  heroine who goes to her grave  unrelieved, but resigned, and full of  hope

of 'heaven's mercy.'  Johnson paid her this high compliment  upon it: 'I know not, Madam,  that you have a

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Mr. Thomas Davies the actor, who then kept a bookseller's shop in  Russelstreet, Coventgarden, told me

that Johnson was very much  his  friend, and came frequently to his house, where he more than  once  invited

me to meet him; but by some unlucky accident or other  he was  prevented from coming to us. 

Mr. Thomas Davies was a man of good understanding and talents, with  the advantage of a liberal education.

Though somewhat pompous, he  was an entertaining companion; and his literary performances have  no

inconsiderable share of merit.  He was a friendly and very  hospitable  man.  Both he and his wife, (who has

been celebrated for  her beauty,)  though upon the stage for many years, maintained an  uniform decency of

character; and Johnson esteemed them, and lived  in as easy an intimacy  with them, as with any family which

he used  to visit.  Mr. Davies  recollected several of Johnson's remarkable  sayings, and was one of  the best of

the many imitators of his voice  and manner, while relating  them.  He increased my impatience more  and more

to see the  extraordinary man whose works I highly valued,  and whose conversation  was reported to be so

peculiarly excellent. 

At last, on Monday the 16th of May, when I was sitting in Mr.  Davies's backparlour, after having drunk tea

with him and Mrs.  Davies, Johnson unexpectedly came into the shop; and Mr. Davies  having perceived him

through the glassdoor in the room in which we  were sitting, advancing towards us,he announced his

aweful  approach  to me, somewhat in the manner of an actor in the part of  Horatio, when  he addresses Hamlet

on the appearance of his father's  ghost, 'Look, my  Lord, it comes.'  I found that I had a very  perfect idea of

Johnson's  figure, from the portrait of him painted  by Sir Joshua Reynolds soon  after he had published his

Dictionary,  in the attitude of sitting in  his easy chair in deep meditation,  which was the first picture his  friend

did for him, which Sir  Joshua very kindly presented to me, and  from which an engraving has  been made for

this work.  Mr. Davies  mentioned my name, and  respectfully introduced me to him.  I was much  agitated; and

recollecting his prejudice against the Scotch, of which  I had heard  much, I said to Davies, 'Don't tell where I

come  from.''From  Scotland,' cried Davies roguishly.  'Mr. Johnson, (said  I) I do  indeed come from

Scotland, but I cannot help it.'  I am  willing to  flatter myself that I meant this as light pleasantry to  sooth and

conciliate him, and not as an humiliating abasement at the  expence  of my country.  But however that might

be, this speech was  somewhat  unlucky; for with that quickness of wit for which he was so  remarkable, he

seized the expression 'come from Scotland,' which I  used in the sense of being of that country; and, as if I had

said  that I had come away from it, or left it, retorted, 'That, Sir, I  find, is what a very great many of your

countrymen cannot help.'  This  stroke stunned me a good deal; and when we had sat down, I  felt myself  not a

little embarrassed, and apprehensive of what  might come next.  He then addressed himself to Davies: 'What

do you  think of Garrick?  He has refused me an order for the play for Miss  Williams, because he  knows the

house will be full, and that an  order would be worth three  shillings.'  Eager to take any opening  to get into

conversation with  him, I ventured to say, 'O, Sir, I  cannot think Mr. Garrick would  grudge such a trifle to

you.'  'Sir,  (said he, with a stern look,) I  have known David Garrick longer  than you have done: and I know no

right you have to talk to me on  the subject.'  Perhaps I deserved this  check; for it was rather  presumptuous in

me, an entire stranger, to  express any doubt of the  justice of his animadversion upon his old  acquaintance and

pupil.*  I now felt myself much mortified, and began  to think that the hope  which I had long indulged of

obtaining his  acquaintance was  blasted.  And, in truth, had not my ardour been  uncommonly strong,  and my

resolution uncommonly persevering, so rough  a reception  might have deterred me for ever from making any

further  attempts.  Fortunately, however, I remained upon the field not wholly  discomfited. 

* That this was a momentary sally against Garrick there can be no  doubt; for at Johnson's desire he had, some

years before, given a  benefitnight at his theatre to this very person, by which she had  got two hundred

pounds.  Johnson, indeed, upon all other occasions,  when I was in his company praised the very liberal charity

of  Garrick.  I once mentioned to him, 'It is observed, Sir, that you  attack Garrick yourself, but will suffer

nobody else to do it.'  Johnson, (smiling) 'Why, Sir, that is true.'BOSWELL. 

I was highly pleased with the extraordinary vigour of his  conversation, and regretted that I was drawn away

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ventured to make an observation  now and  then, which he received very civilly; so that I was  satisfied that

though there was a roughness in his manner, there  was no illnature in  his disposition.  Davies followed me to

the  door, and when I  complained to him a little of the hard blows which  the great man had  given me, he

kindly took upon him to console me  by saying, 'Don't be  uneasy.  I can see he likes you very well.' 

A few days afterwards I called on Davies, and asked him if he  thought I might take the liberty of waiting on

Mr. Johnson at his  Chambers in the Temple.  He said I certainly might, and that Mr.  Johnson would take it as

a compliment.  So upon Tuesday the 24th of  May, after having been enlivened by the witty sallies of

Messieurs  Thornton, Wilkes, Churchill and Lloyd, with whom I had passed the  morning, I boldly repaired to

Johnson.  His Chambers were on the  first floor of No. 1, InnerTemplelane, and I entered them with an

impression given me by the Reverend Dr. Blair, of Edinburgh, who  had  been introduced to him not long

before, and described his  having  'found the Giant in his den;' an expression, which, when I  came to be  pretty

well acquainted with Johnson, I repeated to him,  and he was  diverted at this picturesque account of himself.

Dr.  Blair had been  presented to him by Dr. James Fordyce.  At this time  the controversy  concerning the pieces

published by Mr. James  Macpherson, as  translations of Ossian, was at its height.  Johnson  had all along

denied their authenticity; and, what was still more  provoking to their  admirers, maintained that they had no

merit.  The subject having been  introduced by Dr. Fordyce, Dr. Blair,  relying on the internal evidence  of their

antiquity, asked Dr.  Johnson whether he thought any man of a  modern age could have  written such poems?

Johnson replied, 'Yes, Sir,  many men, many  women, and many children.'  Johnson, at this time, did  not know

that Dr. Blair had just published a Dissertation, not only  defending their authenticity, but seriously ranking

them with the  poems of Homer and Virgil; and when he was afterwards informed of  this circumstance, he

expressed some displeasure at Dr. Fordyce's  having suggested the topick, and said, 'I am not sorry that they

got  thus much for their pains.  Sir, it was like leading one to  talk of a  book when the authour is concealed

behind the door.' 

He received me very courteously; but, it must be confessed, that  his apartment, and furniture, and morning

dress, were sufficiently  uncouth.  His brown suit of cloaths looked very rusty; he had on a  little old shrivelled

unpowdered wig, which was too small for his  head; his shirtneck and knees of his breeches were loose; his

black  worsted stockings ill drawn up; and he had a pair of  unbuckled shoes  by way of slippers.  But all these

slovenly  particularities were  forgotten the moment that he began to talk.  Some gentlemen, whom I do  not

recollect, were sitting with him; and  when they went away, I also  rose; but he said to me, 'Nay, don't  go.'  'Sir,

(said I,) I am afraid  that I intrude upon you.  It is  benevolent to allow me to sit and hear  you.'  He seemed

pleased  with this compliment, which I sincerely paid  him, and answered,  'Sir, I am obliged to any man who

visits me.'  I  have preserved the  following short minute of what passed this day: 

'Madness frequently discovers itself merely by unnecessary  deviation from the usual modes of the world.  My

poor friend Smart  shewed the disturbance of his mind, by falling upon his knees, and  saying his prayers in the

street, or in any other unusual place.  Now  although, rationally speaking, it is greater madness not to  pray at

all, than to pray as Smart did, I am afraid there are so  many who do  not pray, that their understanding is not

called in  question.' 

Concerning this unfortunate poet, Christopher Smart, who was  confined in a madhouse, he had, at another

time, the following  conversation with Dr. Burney:BURNEY.  'How does poor Smart do,  Sir;  is he likely to

recover?'  JOHNSON.  'It seems as if his mind  had  ceased to struggle with the disease; for he grows fat upon

it.'  BURNEY.  'Perhaps, Sir, that may be from want of exercise.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; he has partly as much

exercise as he used to  have, for he  digs in the garden.  Indeed, before his confinement,  he used for  exercise to

walk to the alehouse; but he was CARRIED  back again.  I  did not think he ought to be shut up.  His

infirmities were not  noxious to society.  He insisted on people  praying with him; and I'd  as lief pray with Kit

Smart as any one  else.  Another charge was, that  he did not love clean linen; and I  have no passion for

it.'Johnson  continued.  'Mankind have a great  aversion to intellectual labour; but  even supposing knowledge

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acquire it.' 

Talking of Garrick, he said, 'He is the first man in the world for  sprightly conversation.' 

When I rose a second time he again pressed me to stay, which I did. 

He told me, that he generally went abroad at four in the afternoon,  and seldom came home till two in the

morning.  I took the liberty  to  ask if he did not think it wrong to live thus, and not make more  use  of his great

talents.  He owned it was a bad habit.  On  reviewing, at  the distance of many years, my journal of this  period, I

wonder how,  at my first visit, I ventured to talk to him  so freely, and that he  bore it with so much indulgence. 

Before we parted, he was so good as to promise to favour me with  his company one evening at my lodgings;

and, as I took my leave,  shook me cordially by the hand.  It is almost needless to add, that  I  felt no little

elation at having now so happily established an  acquaintance of which I had been so long ambitious. 

I did not visit him again till Monday, June 13, at which time I  recollect no part of his conversation, except

that when I told him  I  had been to see Johnson ride upon three horses, he said, 'Such a  man,  Sir, should be

encouraged; for his performances shew the  extent of the  human powers in one instance, and thus tend to raise

our opinion of  the faculties of man.  He shews what may be attained  by persevering  application; so that every

man may hope, that by  giving as much  application, although perhaps he may never ride  three horses at a  time,

or dance upon a wire, yet he may be equally  expert in whatever  profession he has chosen to pursue.' 

He again shook me by the hand at parting, and asked me why I did  not come oftener to him.  Trusting that I

was now in his good  graces,  I answered, that he had not given me much encouragement,  and reminded  him of

the check I had received from him at our first  interview.  'Poh, poh! (said he, with a complacent smile,) never

mind these  things.  Come to me as often as you can.  I shall be  glad to see you.' 

I had learnt that his place of frequent resort was the Mitre tavern  in Fleetstreet, where he loved to sit up late,

and I begged I  might  be allowed to pass an evening with him there soon, which he  promised I  should.  A few

days afterwards I met him near Temple  bar, about one  o'clock in the morning, and asked if he would then  go

to the Mitre.  'Sir, (said he) it is too late; they won't let us  in.  But I'll go  with you another night with all my

heart.' 

A revolution of some importance in my plan of life had just taken  place; for instead of procuring a

commission in the footguards,  which was my own inclination, I had, in compliance with my father's  wishes,

agreed to study the law, and was soon to set out for  Utrecht,  to hear the lectures of an excellent Civilian in

that  University, and  then to proceed on my travels.  Though very  desirous of obtaining Dr.  Johnson's advice

and instructions on the  mode of pursuing my studies,  I was at this time so occupied, shall  I call it? or so

dissipated, by  the amusements of London, that our  next meeting was not till Saturday,  June 25, when

happening to dine  at Clifton's eatinghouse, in  Butcherrow I was surprized to  perceive Johnson come in and

take his  seat at another table.  The  mode of dining, or rather being fed, at  such houses in London, is  well

known to many to be particularly  unsocial, as there is no  Ordinary, or united company, but each person  has

his own mess, and  is under no obligation to hold any intercourse  with any one.  A  liberal and fullminded

man, however, who loves to  talk, will break  through this churlish and unsocial restraint.  Johnson and an Irish

gentleman got into a dispute concerning the  cause of some part of  mankind being black.  'Why, Sir, (said

Johnson,)  it has been  accounted for in three ways: either by supposing that they  are the  posterity of Ham, who

was cursed; or that GOD at first created  two  kinds of men, one black and another white; or that by the heat of

the sun the skin is scorched, and so acquires a sooty hue.  This  matter has been much canvassed among

naturalists, but has never  been  brought to any certain issue.'  What the Irishman said is  totally  obliterated from

my mind; but I remember that he became  very warm and  intemperate in his expressions; upon which Johnson

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saying, 'He has a most ungainly  figure, and an  affectation of pomposity, unworthy of a man of  genius.' 

Johnson had not observed that I was in the room.  I followed him,  however, and he agreed to meet me in the

evening at the Mitre.  I  called on him, and we went thither at nine.  We had a good supper,  and port wine, of

which he then sometimes drank a bottle.  The  orthodox highchurch sound of the Mitre,the figure and

manner of  the celebrated SAMUEL JOHNSON,the extraordinary power and  precision  of his conversation,

and the pride arising from finding  myself  admitted as his companion, produced a variety of sensations,  and a

pleasing elevation of mind beyond what I had ever before  experienced.  I find in my journal the following

minute of our  conversation, which,  though it will give but a very faint notion of  what passed, is in some

degree a valuable record; and it will be  curious in this view, as  shewing how habitual to his mind were some

opinions which appear in  his works. 

'Colley Cibber, Sir, was by no means a blockhead; but by arrogating  to himself too much, he was in danger of

losing that degree of  estimation to which he was entitled.  His friends gave out that he  INTENDED his

birthday Odes should be bad: but that was not the  case,  Sir; for he kept them many months by him, and a

few years  before he  died he shewed me one of them, with great solicitude to  render it as  perfect as might be,

and I made some corrections, to  which he was not  very willing to submit.  I remember the following  couplet

in allusion  to the King and himself: 

    "Perch'd on the eagle's soaring wing,

     The lowly linnet loves to sing."

Sir, he had heard something of the fabulous tale of the wren  sitting upon the eagle's wing, and he had applied

it to a linnet.  Cibber's familiar style, however, was better than that which  Whitehead has assumed.  GRAND

nonsense is insupportable.  Whitehead  is but a little man to inscribe verses to players. 

'Sir, I do not think Gray a firstrate poet.  He has not a bold  imagination, nor much command of words.  The

obscurity in which he  has involved himself will not persuade us that he is sublime.  His  Elegy in a

Churchyard has a happy selection of images, but I don't  like what are called his great things.  His Ode which

begins 

    "Ruin seize thee, ruthless King,

     Confusion on thy banners wait!"

has been celebrated for its abruptness, and plunging into the  subject all at once.  But such arts as these have no

merit, unless  when they are original.  We admire them only once; and this  abruptness has nothing new in it.

We have had it often before.  Nay,  we have it in the old song of Johnny Armstrong: 

    "Is there ever a man in all Scotland

     From the highest estate to the lowest degree," 

And then, Sir, 

    "Yes, there is a man in Westmoreland,

     And Johnny Armstrong they do him call."

There, now, you plunge at once into the subject.  You have no  previous narration to lead you to it.  The two

next lines in that  Ode  are, I think, very good: 

    "Though fann'd by conquest's crimson wing,

     They mock the air with idle state."'


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Finding him in a placid humour, and wishing to avail myself of the  opportunity which I fortunately had of

consulting a sage, to hear  whose wisdom, I conceived in the ardour of youthful imagination,  that  men filled

with a noble enthusiasm for intellectual  improvement would  gladly have resorted from distant lands;I

opened my mind to him  ingenuously, and gave him a little sketch of  my life, to which he was  pleased to

listen with great attention. 

I acknowledged, that though educated very strictly in the  principles of religion, I had for some time been

misled into a  certain degree of infidelity; but that I was come now to a better  way  of thinking, and was fully

satisfied of the truth of the  Christian  revelation, though I was not clear as to every point  considered to be

orthodox.  Being at all times a curious examiner  of the human mind,  and pleased with an undisguised display

of what  had passed in it, he  called to me with warmth, 'Give me your hand;  I have taken a liking to  you.'  He

then began to descant upon the  force of testimony, and the  little we could know of final causes;  so that the

objections of, why  was it so? or why was it not so?  ought not to disturb us: adding, that  he himself had at one

period  been guilty of a temporary neglect of  religion, but that it was not  the result of argument, but mere

absence  of thought. 

After having given credit to reports of his bigotry, I was  agreeably surprized when he expressed the following

very liberal  sentiment, which has the additional value of obviating an objection  to our holy religion, founded

upon the discordant tenets of  Christians themselves: 'For my part, Sir, I think all Christians,  whether Papists

or Protestants, agree in the essential articles,  and  that their differences are trivial, and rather political than

religious.' 

We talked of belief in ghosts.  He said, 'Sir, I make a distinction  between what a man may experience by the

mere strength of his  imagination, and what imagination cannot possibly produce.  Thus,  suppose I should

think that I saw a form, and heard a voice cry  "Johnson, you are a very wicked fellow, and unless you repent

you  will certainly be punished;" my own unworthiness is so deeply  impressed upon my mind, that I might

IMAGINE I thus saw and heard,  and therefore I should not believe that an external communication  had  been

made to me.  But if a form should appear, and a voice  should tell  me that a particular man had died at a

particular  place, and a  particular hour, a fact which I had no apprehension  of, nor any means  of knowing, and

this fact, with all its  circumstances, should  afterwards be unquestionably proved, I  should, in that case, be

persuaded that I had supernatural  intelligence imparted to me.' 

Here it is proper, once for all, to give a true and fair statement  of Johnson's way of thinking upon the

question, whether departed  spirits are ever permitted to appear in this world, or in any way  to  operate upon

human life.  He has been ignorantly misrepresented  as  weakly credulous upon that subject; and, therefore,

though I  feel an  inclination to disdain and treat with silent contempt so  foolish a  notion concerning my

illustrious friend, yet as I find it  has gained  ground, it is necessary to refute it.  The real fact  then is, that

Johnson had a very philosophical mind, and such a  rational respect for  testimony, as to make him submit his

understanding to what was  authentically proved, though he could not  comprehend why it was so.  Being thus

disposed, he was willing to  inquire into the truth of any  relation of supernatural agency, a  general belief of

which has  prevailed in all nations and ages.  But  so far was he from being the  dupe of implicit faith, that he

examined the matter with a jealous  attention, and no man was more  ready to refute its falsehood when he  had

discovered it.  Churchill, in his poem entitled The Ghost, availed  himself of the  absurd credulity imputed to

Johnson, and drew a  caricature of him  under the name of 'POMPOSO,' representing him as one  of the

believers of the story of a Ghost in Cocklane, which, in the  year  1762, had gained very general credit in

London.  Many of my  readers, I am convinced, are to this hour under an impression that  Johnson was thus

foolishly deceived.  It will therefore surprize  them  a good deal when they are informed upon undoubted

authority,  that  Johnson was one of those by whom the imposture was detected.  The story  had become so

popular, that he thought it should be  investigated; and  in this research he was assisted by the Reverend  Dr.

Douglas, now  Bishop of Salisbury, the great detector of  impostures; who informs me,  that after the gentlemen

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account  of it, which was published in  the newspapers and Gentleman's Magazine,  and undeceived the world. 

Our conversation proceeded.  'Sir, (said he) I am a friend to  subordination, as most conducive to the happiness

of society.  There  is a reciprocal pleasure in governing and being governed.' 

'Dr. Goldsmith is one of the first men we now have as an authour,  and he is a very worthy man too.  He has

been loose in his  principles, but he is coming right.' 

I complained to him that I had not yet acquired much knowledge, and  asked his advice as to my studies.  He

said, 'Don't talk of study  now.  I will give you a plan; but it will require some time to  consider of it.'  'It is very

good in you (I replied,) to allow me  to  be with you thus.  Had it been foretold to me some years ago  that I

should pass an evening with the authour of The Rambler, how  should I  have exulted!'  What I then expressed,

was sincerely from  the heart.  He was satisfied that it was, and cordially answered,  'Sir, I am glad  we have

met.  I hope we shall pass many evenings  and mornings too,  together.'  We finished a couple of bottles of  port,

and sat till  between one and two in the morning. 

As Dr. Oliver Goldsmith will frequently appear in this narrative, I  shall endeavour to make my readers in

some degree acquainted with  his  singular character.  He was a native of Ireland, and a  contemporary  with Mr.

Burke at Trinity College, Dublin, but did not  then give much  promise of future celebrity.  He, however,

observed  to Mr. Malone,  that 'though he made no great figure in  mathematicks, which was a  study in much

repute there, he could turn  an Ode of Horace into  English better than any of them.'  He  afterwards studied

physick at  Edinburgh, and upon the Continent;  and I have been informed, was  enabled to pursue his travels

on  foot, partly by demanding at  Universities to enter the lists as a  disputant, by which, according to  the

custom of many of them, he  was entitled to the premium of a crown,  when luckily for him his  challenge was

not accepted; so that, as I  once observed to Dr.  Johnson, he DISPUTED his passage through Europe.  He then

came to  England, and was employed successively in the  capacities of an  usher to an academy, a corrector of

the press, a  reviewer, and a  writer for a newspaper.  He had sagacity enough to  cultivate  assiduously the

acquaintance of Johnson, and his faculties  were  gradually enlarged by the contemplation of such a model.  To

me  and  many others it appeared that he studiously copied the manner of  Johnson, though, indeed, upon a

smaller scale. 

At this time I think he had published nothing with his name, though  it was pretty generally known that one

Dr. Goldsmith was the  authour  of An Enquiry into the present State of polite Learning in  Europe, and  of The

Citizen of the World, a series of letters  supposed to be  written from London by a Chinese.  No man had the  art

of displaying  with more advantage as a writer, whatever  literary acquisitions he  made.  'Nihil quod tetigit non

ornavit.'  His mind resembled a fertile,  but thin soil.  There was a quick,  but not a strong vegetation, of

whatever chanced to be thrown upon  it.  No deep root could be struck.  The oak of the forest did not  grow

there; but the elegant shrubbery  and the fragrant parterre  appeared in gay succession.  It has been  generally

circulated and  believed that he was a mere fool in  conversation; but, in truth,  this has been greatly

exaggerated.  He  had, no doubt, a more than  common share of that hurry of ideas which  we often find in his

countrymen, and which sometimes produces a  laughable confusion in  expressing them.  He was very much

what the  French call un etourdi,  and from vanity and an eager desire of being  conspicuous wherever  he was,

he frequently talked carelessly without  knowledge of the  subject, or even without thought.  His person was

short, his  countenance coarse and vulgar, his deportment that of a  scholar  aukwardly affecting the easy

gentleman.  Those who were in any  way  distinguished, excited envy in him to so ridiculous an excess,  that  the

instances of it are hardly credible.  When accompanying two  beautiful young ladies* with their mother on a

tour in France, he  was  seriously angry that more attention was paid to them than to  him; and  once at the

exhibition of the Fantoccini in London, when  those who sat  next him observed with what dexterity a puppet

was  made to toss a  pike, he could not bear that it should have such  praise, and exclaimed  with some warmth,

'Pshaw! I can do it better  myself.' 


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* These were the Misses Horneck, known otherwise as 'Little Comedy'  and 'The Jessamy Bride.'ED. 

He boasted to me at this time of the power of his pen in commanding  money, which I believe was true in a

certain degree, though in the  instance he gave he was by no means correct.  He told me that he  had  sold a

novel for four hundred pounds.  This was his Vicar of  Wakefield.  But Johnson informed me, that he had made

the bargain  for  Goldsmith, and the price was sixty pounds.  'And, Sir, (said  he,) a  sufficient price too, when it

was sold; for then the fame of  Goldsmith  had not been elevated, as it afterwards was, by his  Traveller; and

the  bookseller had such faint hopes of profit by his  bargain, that he kept  the manuscript by him a long time,

and did  not publish it till after  The Traveller had appeared.  Then, to be  sure, it was accidentally  worth more

money. 

Mrs. Piozzi and Sir John Hawkins have strangely misstated the  history of Goldsmith's situation and Johnson's

friendly  interference,  when this novel was sold.  I shall give it  authentically from  Johnson's own exact

narration:'I received one  morning a message from  poor Goldsmith that he was in great  distress, and as it

was not in his  power to come to me, begging  that I would come to him as soon as  possible.  I sent him a

guinea,  and promised to come to him directly.  I accordingly went as soon  as I was drest, and found that his

landlady had arrested him for  his rent, at which he was in a violent  passion.  I perceived that  he had already

changed my guinea, and had  got a bottle of Madeira  and a glass before him.  I put the cork into  the bottle,

desired he  would be calm, and began to talk to him of the  means by which he  might be extricated.  He then

told me that he had a  novel ready for  the press, which he produced to me.  I looked into it,  and saw its  merit;

told the landlady I should soon return, and having  gone to a  bookseller, sold it for sixty pounds.  I brought

Goldsmith  the  money, and he discharged his rent, not without rating his landlady  in a high tone for having

used him so ill.' 

My next meeting with Johnson was on Friday the 1st of July, when he  and I and Dr. Goldsmith supped

together at the Mitre.  I was before  this time pretty well acquainted with Goldsmith, who was one of the

brightest ornaments of the Johnsonian school.  Goldsmith's  respectful  attachment to Johnson was then at its

height; for his  own literary  reputation had not yet distinguished him so much as to  excite a vain  desire of

competition with his great Master.  He had  increased my  admiration of the goodness of Johnson's heart, by

incidental remarks  in the course of conversation, such as, when I  mentioned Mr. Levet,  whom he entertained

under his roof, 'He is  poor and honest, which is  recommendation enough to Johnson;' and  when I wondered

that he was  very kind to a man of whom I had heard  a very bad character, 'He is  now become miserable; and

that insures  the protection of Johnson.' 

He talked very contemptuously of Churchill's poetry, observing,  that 'it had a temporary currency, only from

its audacity of abuse,  and being filled with living names, and that it would sink into  oblivion.'  I ventured to

hint that he was not quite a fair judge,  as  Churchill had attacked him violently.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, I am  a

very fair judge.  He did not attack me violently till he found I  did  not like his poetry; and his attack on me

shall not prevent me  from  continuing to say what I think of him, from an apprehension  that it  may be ascribed

to resentment.  No, Sir, I called the  fellow a  blockhead at first, and I will call him a blockhead still.  However,

I  will acknowledge that I have a better opinion of him  now, than I once  had; for he has shewn more fertility

than I  expected.  To be sure, he  is a tree that cannot produce good fruit:  he only bears crabs.  But,  Sir, a tree

that produces a great many  crabs is better than a tree  which produces only a few.' 

Let me here apologize for the imperfect manner in which I am  obliged to exhibit Johnson's conversation at

this period.  In the  early part of my acquaintance with him, I was so wrapt in  admiration  of his extraordinary

colloquial talents, and so little  accustomed to  his peculiar mode of expression, that I found it  extremely

difficult  to recollect and record his conversation with  its genuine vigour and  vivacity.  In progress of time,

when my mind  was, as it were, strongly  impregnated with the Johnsonian oether, I  could, with much more

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At this time MISS Williams, as she was then called, though she did  not reside with him in the Temple under

his roof, but had lodgings  in  Boltcourt, Fleetstreet, had so much of his attention, that he  every  night drank

tea with her before he went home, however late it  might  be, and she always sat up for him.  This, it may be

fairly  conjectured, was not alone a proof of his regard for HER, but of  his  own unwillingness to go into

solitude, before that unseasonable  hour  at which he had habituated himself to expect the oblivion of  repose.

Dr. Goldsmith, being a privileged man, went with him this  night,  strutting away, and calling to me with an air

of  superiority, like  that of an esoterick over an exoterick disciple  of a sage of  antiquity, 'I go to Miss

Williams.'  I confess, I then  envied him this  mighty privilege, of which he seemed so proud; but  it was not

long  before I obtained the same mark of distinction. 

On Tuesday the 5th of July, I again visited Johnson. 

Talking of London, he observed, 'Sir, if you wish to have a just  notion of the magnitude of this city, you must

not be satisfied  with  seeing its great streets and squares, but must survey the  innumerable  little lanes and

courts.  It is not in the showy  evolutions of  buildings, but in the multiplicity of human  habitations which are

crouded together, that the wonderful  immensity of London consists.' 

On Wednesday, July 6, he was engaged to sup with me at my lodgings  in Downingstreet, Westminster.  But

on the preceding night my  landlord having behaved very rudely to me and some company who were  with me,

I had resolved not to remain another night in his house.  I  was exceedingly uneasy at the aukward appearance

I supposed I  should  make to Johnson and the other gentlemen whom I had invited,  not being  able to receive

them at home, and being obliged to order  supper at the  Mitre.  I went to Johnson in the morning, and talked  of

it as a  serious distress.  He laughed, and said, 'Consider, Sir,  how  insignificant this will appear a twelvemonth

hence.'Were this  consideration to be applied to most of the little vexatious  incidents  of life, by which our

quiet is too often disturbed, it  would prevent  many painful sensations.  I have tried it frequently,  with good

effect.  'There is nothing (continued he) in this mighty  misfortune;  nay, we shall be better at the Mitre.' 

I had as my guests this evening at the Mitre tavern, Dr. Johnson,  Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Thomas Davies, Mr.

Eccles, an Irish gentleman,  for  whose agreeable company I was obliged to Mr. Davies, and the  Reverend  Mr.

John Ogilvie, who was desirous of being in company  with my  illustrious friend, while I, in my turn, was

proud to have  the honour  of shewing one of my countrymen upon what easy terms  Johnson permitted  me to

live with him. 

Goldsmith, as usual, endeavoured, with too much eagerness, to  SHINE, and disputed very warmly with

Johnson against the wellknown  maxim of the British constitution, 'the King can do no wrong;'  affirming,

that 'what was morally false could not be politically  true; and as the King might, in the exercise of his regal

power,  command and cause the doing of what was wrong, it certainly might  be  said, in sense and in reason,

that he could do wrong.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  you are to consider, that in our constitution, according to  its true

principles, the King is the head; he is supreme; he is  above every  thing, and there is no power by which he

can be tried.  Therefore, it  is, Sir, that we hold the King can do no wrong; that  whatever may  happen to be

wrong in government may not be above our  reach, by being  ascribed to Majesty.  Redress is always to be had

against oppression,  by punishing the immediate agents.  The King,  though he should  command, cannot force a

Judge to condemn a man  unjustly; therefore it  is the Judge whom we prosecute and punish.  Political

institutions are  formed upon the consideration of what  will most frequently tend to the  good of the whole,

although now  and then exceptions may occur.  Thus  it is better in general that a  nation should have a supreme

legislative power, although it may at  times be abused.  And then, Sir,  there is this consideration, that  if the

abuse be enormous, Nature  will rise up, and claiming her  original rights, overturn a corrupt  political system.'

I mark this  animated sentence with peculiar  pleasure, as a noble instance of  that truly dignified spirit of

freedom which ever glowed in his  heart, though he was charged with  slavish tenets by superficial  observers;

because he was at all times  indignant against that false  patriotism, that pretended love of  freedom, that unruly

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'Bayle's Dictionary is a very useful work for those to consult who  love the biographical part of literature,

which is what I love  most.' 

Talking of the eminent writers in Queen Anne's reign, he observed,  'I think Dr. Arbuthnot the first man

among them.  He was the most  universal genius, being an excellent physician, a man of deep  learning, and a

man of much humour.  Mr. Addison was, to be sure, a  great man; his learning was not profound; but his

morality, his  humour, and his elegance of writing, set him very high.' 

Mr. Ogilvie was unlucky enough to choose for the topick of his  conversation the praises of his native country.

He began with  saying, that there was very rich land round Edinburgh.  Goldsmith,  who had studied physick

there, contradicted this, very untruly,  with  a sneering laugh.  Disconcerted a little by this, Mr. Ogilvie  then

took new ground, where, I suppose, he thought himself  perfectly safe;  for he observed, that Scotland had a

great many  noble wild prospects.  JOHNSON.  'I believe, Sir, you have a great  many.  Norway, too, has  noble

wild prospects; and Lapland is  remarkable for prodigious noble  wild prospects.  But, Sir, let me  tell you, the

noblest prospect which  a Scotchman ever sees, is the  high road that leads him to England!'  This unexpected

and pointed  sally produced a roar of applause.  After  all, however, those, who  admire the rude grandeur of

Nature, cannot  deny it to Caledonia. 

On Saturday, July 9, I found Johnson surrounded with a numerous  levee, but have not preserved any part of

his conversation.  On the  14th we had another evening by ourselves at the Mitre.  It  happening  to be a very

rainy night, I made some commonplace  observations on the  relaxation of nerves and depression of spirits

which such weather  occasioned; adding, however, that it was good  for the vegetable  creation.  Johnson, who,

as we have already seen,  denied that the  temperature of the air had any influence on the  human frame,

answered,  with a smile of ridicule.  'Why yes, Sir, it  is good for vegetables,  and for the animals who eat those

vegetables, and for the animals who  eat those animals.'  This  observation of his aptly enough introduced a

good supper; and I  soon forgot, in Johnson's company, the influence of  a moist  atmosphere. 

Feeling myself now quite at ease as his companion, though I had all  possible reverence for him, I expressed a

regret that I could not  be  so easy with my father, though he was not much older than  Johnson, and  certainly

however respectable had not more learning  and greater  abilities to depress me.  I asked him the reason of  this.

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I am a man of the world.  I live in the  world, and I take,  in some degree, the colour of

the world as it  moves along.  Your  father is a Judge in a remote part of the  island, and all his notions  are taken

from the old world.  Besides,  Sir, there must always be a  struggle between a father and son while  one aims at

power and the  other at independence.' 

He enlarged very convincingly upon the excellence of rhyme over  blank verse in English poetry.  I mentioned

to him that Dr. Adam  Smith, in his lectures upon composition, when I studied under him  in  the College of

Glasgow, had maintained the same opinion  strenuously,  and I repeated some of his arguments.  JOHNSON.

'Sir,  I was once in  company with Smith, and we did not take to each  other; but had I known  that he loved

rhyme as much as you tell me  he does, I should have  HUGGED him.' 

'Idleness is a disease which must be combated; but I would not  advise a rigid adherence to a particular plan of

study.  I myself  have never persisted in any plan for two days together.  A man  ought  to read just as inclination

leads him; for what he reads as a  task  will do him little good.  A young man should read five hours  in a day,

and so may acquire a great deal of knowledge.' 

To such a degree of unrestrained frankness had he now accustomed  me, that in the course of this evening I

talked of the numerous  reflections which had been thrown out against him on account of his  having accepted

a pension from his present Majesty.  'Why, Sir,  (said  he, with a hearty laugh,) it is a mighty foolish noise that

they  make.*  I have accepted of a pension as a reward which has  been  thought due to my literary merit; and

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principles.  It is true, that I cannot now curse  (smiling) the  House of Hanover; nor would it be decent for me to

drink King James's  health in the wine that King George gives me  money to pay for.  But,  Sir, I think that the

pleasure of cursing  the House of Hanover, and  drinking King James's health, are amply  overbalanced by three

hundred  pounds a year.' 

* When I mentioned the same idle clamour to him several years  afterwards, he said, with a smile, 'I wish my

pension were twice as  large, that they might make twice as much noise.'BOSWELL. 

There was here, most certainly, an affectation of more Jacobitism  than he really had.  Yet there is no doubt

that at earlier periods  he  was wont often to exercise both his pleasantry and ingenuity in  talking Jacobitism.

My much respected friend, Dr. Douglas, now  Bishop of Salisbury, has favoured me with the following

admirable  instance from his Lordship's own recollection.  One day, when  dining  at old Mr. Langton's where

Miss Roberts, his niece, was one  of the  company, Johnson, with his usual complacent attention to the  fair sex,

took her by the hand and said, 'My dear, I hope you are a  Jacobite.'  Old Mr. Langton, who, though a high and

steady Tory,  was attached to  the present Royal Family, seemed offended, and  asked Johnson, with  great

warmth, what he could mean by putting  such a question to his  niece?  'Why, Sir, (said Johnson) I meant no

offence to your niece, I  meant her a great compliment.  A Jacobite,  Sir, believes in the divine  right of Kings.

He that believes in  the divine right of Kings  believes in a Divinity.  A Jacobite  believes in the divine right of

Bishops.  He that believes in the  divine right of Bishops believes in  the divine authority of the  Christian

religion.  Therefore, Sir, a  Jacobite is neither an  Atheist nor a Deist.  That cannot be said of a  Whig; for

Whiggism  is a negation of all principle.'* 

* He used to tell, with great humour, from my relation to him, the  following little story of my early years,

which was literally true:  'Boswell, in the year 1745, was a fine boy, wore a white cockade,  and  prayed for

King James, till one of his uncles (General Cochran)  gave  him a shilling on condition that he should pray for

King  George, which  he accordingly did.  So you see (says Boswell) that  Whigs of all ages  are made the same

way.'BOSWELL. 

He advised me, when abroad, to be as much as I could with the  Professors in the Universities, and with the

Clergy; for from their  conversation I might expect the best accounts of every thing in  whatever country I

should be, with the additional advantage of  keeping my learning alive. 

It will be observed, that when giving me advice as to my travels,  Dr. Johnson did not dwell upon cities, and

palaces, and pictures,  and  shows, and Arcadian scenes.  He was of Lord Essex's opinion,  who  advises his

kinsman Roger Earl of Rutland, 'rather to go an  hundred  miles to speak with one wise man, than five miles to

see a  fair town.' 

I described to him an impudent fellow from Scotland, who affected  to be a savage, and railed at all

established systems.  JOHNSON.  'There is nothing surprizing in this, Sir.  He wants to make  himself

conspicuous.  He would tumble in a hogstye, as long as you  looked at  him and called to him to come out.  But

let him alone,  never mind him,  and he'll soon give it over.' 

I added, that the same person maintained that there was no  distinction between virtue and vice.  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir, if the  fellow does not think as he speaks, he is lying; and I see not what  honour he can propose to

himself from having the character of a  lyar.  But if he does really think that there is no distinction  between

virtue and vice, why, Sir, when he leaves our houses let us  count our  spoons.' 

He recommended to me to keep a journal of my life, full and  unreserved.  He said it would be a very good

exercise, and would  yield me great satisfaction when the particulars were faded from my  remembrance.  I was

uncommonly fortunate in having had a previous  coincidence of opinion with him upon this subject, for I had

kept  such a journal for some time; and it was no small pleasure to me to  have this to tell him, and to receive


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his approbation.  He  counselled  me to keep it private, and said I might surely have a  friend who would  burn it

in case of my death.  From this habit I  have been enabled to  give the world so many anecdotes, which would

otherwise have been lost  to posterity.  I mentioned that I was  afraid I put into my journal too  many little

incidents.  JOHNSON.  'There is nothing, Sir, too little  for so little a creature as man.  It is by studying little

things that  we attain the great art of  having as little misery and as much  happiness as possible.' 

Next morning Mr. Dempster happened to call on me, and was so much  struck even with the imperfect

account which I gave him of Dr.  Johnson's conversation, that to his honour be it recorded, when I  complained

that drinking port and sitting up late with him affected  my nerves for some time after, he said, 'One had better

be palsied  at  eighteen than not keep company with such a man.' 

On Tuesday, July 18, I found tall Sir Thomas Robinson sitting with  Johnson.  Sir Thomas said, that the king

of Prussia valued himself  upon three things;upon being a hero, a musician, and an authour.  JOHNSON.

'Pretty well, Sir, for one man.  As to his being an  authour, I have not looked at his poetry; but his prose is poor

stuff.  He writes just as you might suppose Voltaire's footboy to  do,  who has been his amanuensis.  He has

such parts as the valet  might  have, and about as much of the colouring of the style as  might be got  by

transcribing his works.'  When I was at Ferney, I  repeated this to  Voltaire, in order to reconcile him somewhat

to  Johnson, whom he, in  affecting the English mode of expression, had  previously characterised  as 'a

superstitious dog;' but after  hearing such a criticism on  Frederick the Great, with whom he was  then on bad

terms, he exclaimed,  'An honest fellow!' 

Mr. Levet this day shewed me Dr. Johnson's library, which was  contained in two garrets over his Chambers,

where Lintot, son of  the  celebrated bookseller of that name, had formerly his warehouse.  I  found a number of

good books, but very dusty and in great  confusion.  The floor was strewed with manuscript leaves, in

Johnson's own  handwriting, which I beheld with a degree of  veneration, supposing  they perhaps might

contain portions of The  Rambler or of Rasselas.  I  observed an apparatus for chymical  experiments, of which

Johnson was  all his life very fond.  The  place seemed to be very favourable for  retirement and meditation.

Johnson told me, that he went up thither  without mentioning it to  his servant, when he wanted to study,

secure  from interruption; for  he would not allow his servant to say he was  not at home when he  really was.  'A

servant's strict regard for truth,  (said he) must  be weakened by such a practice.  A philosopher may know  that

it is  merely a form of denial; but few servants are such nice  distinguishers.  If I accustom a servant to tell a lie

for ME, have  I  not reason to apprehend that he will tell many lies for HIMSELF.' 

Mr. Temple, now vicar of St. Gluvias, Cornwall, who had been my  intimate friend for many years, had at this

time chambers in  Farrar'sbuildings, at the bottom of Inner Templelane, which he  kindly lent me upon my

quitting my lodgings, he being to return to  Trinity Hall, Cambridge.  I found them particularly convenient for

me, as they were so near Dr. Johnson's. 

On Wednesday, July 20, Dr. Johnson, Mr. Dempster, and my uncle Dr.  Boswell, who happened to be now in

London, supped with me at these  Chambers.  JOHNSON.  'Pity is not natural to man.  Children are  always

cruel.  Savages are always cruel.  Pity is acquired and  improved by the cultivation of reason.  We may have

uneasy  sensations  from seeing a creature in distress, without pity; for we  have not pity  unless we wish to

relieve them.  When I am on my way  to dine with a  friend, and finding it late, have bid the coachman  make

haste, if I  happen to attend when he whips his horses, I may  feel unpleasantly  that the animals are put to pain,

but I do not  wish him to desist.  No, Sir, I wish him to drive on.' 

Rousseau's treatise on the inequality of mankind was at this time a  fashionable topick.  It gave rise to an

observation by Mr.  Dempster,  that the advantages of fortune and rank were nothing to a  wise man,  who ought

to value only merit.  JOHNSON.  'If man were a  savage,  living in the woods by himself, this might be true; but

in  civilized  society we all depend upon each other, and our happiness  is very much  owing to the good opinion

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coat  upon his back meets with a better reception  than he who has a bad one.  Sir, you may analyse this, and

say what  is there in it?  But that  will avail you nothing, for it is a part  of a general system.  Pound  St. Paul's

Church into atoms, and  consider any single atom; it is, to  be sure, good for nothing: but,  put all these atoms

together, and you  have St. Paul's Church.  So  it is with human felicity, which is made  up of many ingredients,

each of which may be shewn to be very  insignificant.  In civilized  society, personal merit will not serve  you so

much as money will.  Sir, you may make the experiment.  Go into  the street, and give one  man a lecture on

morality, and another a  shilling, and see which  will respect you most.  If you wish only to  support nature, Sir

William Petty fixes your allowance at three pounds  a year; but as  times are much altered, let us call it six

pounds.  This sum will  fill your belly, shelter you from the weather, and even  get you a  strong lasting coat,

supposing it to be made of good bull's  hide.  Now, Sir, all beyond this is artificial, and is desired in order  to

obtain a greater degree of respect from our fellowcreatures.  And,  Sir, if six hundred pounds a year procure a

man more consequence,  and, of course, more happiness than six pounds a year, the same  proportion will hold

as to six thousand, and so on as far as  opulence  can be carried.  Perhaps he who has a large fortune may  not be

so  happy as he who has a small one; but that must proceed  from other  causes than from his having the large

fortune: for,  coeteris paribus,  he who is rich in a civilized society, must be  happier than he who is  poor; as

riches, if properly used, (and it  is a man's own fault if  they are not,) must be productive of the  highest

advantages.  Money,  to be sure, of itself is of no use; for  its only use is to part with  it.  Rousseau, and all those

who deal  in paradoxes, are led away by a  childish desire of novelty.  When I  was a boy, I used always to

choose  the wrong side of a debate,  because most ingenious things, that is to  say, most new things,  could be

said upon it.  Sir, there is nothing  for which you may not  muster up more plausible arguments, than those

which are urged  against wealth and other external advantages.  Why,  now, there is  stealing; why should it be

thought a crime?  When we  consider by  what unjust methods property has been often acquired, and  that what

was unjustly got it must be unjust to keep, where is the  harm in  one man's taking the property of another from

him?  Besides,  Sir,  when we consider the bad use that many people make of their  property, and how much

better use the thief may make of it, it may  be  defended as a very allowable practice.  Yet, Sir, the experience

of  mankind has discovered stealing to be so very bad a thing, that  they  make no scruple to hang a man for it.

When I was running  about this  town a very poor fellow, I was a great arguer for the  advantages of  poverty;

but I was, at the same time, very sorry to  be poor.  Sir, all  the arguments which are brought to represent

poverty as no evil, shew  it to be evidently a great evil.  You  never find people labouring to  convince you that

you may live very  happily upon a plentiful  fortune.So you hear people talking how  miserable a King must

be; and  yet they all wish to be in his  place.' 

It was suggested that Kings must be unhappy, because they are  deprived of the greatest of all satisfactions,

easy and unreserved  society.  JOHNSON.  'That is an illfounded notion.  Being a King  does not exclude a

man from such society.  Great Kings have always  been social.  The King of Prussia, the only great King at

present,  is  very social.  Charles the Second, the last King of England who  was a  man of parts, was social; and

our Henrys and Edwards were all  social.' 

Mr. Dempster having endeavoured to maintain that intrinsick merit  OUGHT to make the only distinction

amongst mankind.  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, mankind have found that this cannot be.  How shall we  determine

the proportion of intrinsick merit?  Were that to be the  only  distinction amongst mankind, we should soon

quarrel about the  degrees  of it.  Were all distinctions abolished, the strongest  would not long  acquiesce, but

would endeavour to obtain a  superiority by their bodily  strength.  But, Sir, as subordination  is very necessary

for society,  and contentions for superiority very  dangerous, mankind, that is to  say, all civilized nations, have

settled it upon a plain invariable  principle.  A man is born to  hereditary rank; or his being appointed  to certain

offices, gives  him a certain rank.  Subordination tends  greatly to human  happiness.  Were we all upon an

equality, we should  have no other  enjoyment than mere animal pleasure.' 

He took care to guard himself against any possible suspicion that  his settled principles of reverence for rank

and respect for wealth  were at all owing to mean or interested motives; for he asserted  his  own independence

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done.'  He  said he had taken longer time than he needed to have  done in composing  his Dictionary.  He

received our compliments upon  that great work with  complacency, and told us that the Academia  della

Crusca could scarcely  believe that it was done by one man. 

At night* Mr. Johnson and I supped in a private room at the Turk's  Head coffeehouse, in the Strand.  'I

encourage this house (said  he;)  for the mistress of it is a good civil woman, and has not much  business.' 

* July 21. 

'Sir, I love the acquaintance of young people; because, in the  first place, I don't like to think myself growing

old.  In the next  place, young acquaintances must last longest, if they do last; and  then, Sir, young men have

more virtue than old men: they have more  generous sentiments in every respect.  I love the young dogs of  this

age: they have more wit and humour and knowledge of life than  we had;  but then the dogs are not so good

scholars.  Sir, in my  early years I  read very hard.  It is a sad reflection, but a true  one, that I knew  almost as

much at eighteen as I do now.  My  judgement, to be sure, was  not so good; but I had all the facts.  I  remember

very well, when I  was at Oxford, an old gentleman said to  me, "Young man, ply your book  diligently now,

and acquire a stock  of knowledge; for when years come  upon you, you will find that  poring upon books will

be but an irksome  task."' 

He again insisted on the duty of maintaining subordination of rank.  'Sir, I would no more deprive a nobleman

of his respect, than of  his  money.  I consider myself as acting a part in the great system  of  society, and I do to

others as I would have them to do to me.  I  would  behave to a nobleman as I should expect he would behave

to  me, were I  a nobleman and he Sam. Johnson.  Sir, there is one Mrs.  Macaulay* in  this town, a great

republican.  One day when I was at  her house, I put  on a very grave countenance, and said to her,  "Madam, I

am now become  a convert to your way of thinking.  I am  convinced that all mankind  are upon an equal

footing; and to give  you an unquestionable proof,  Madam, that I am in earnest, here is a  very sensible, civil,

wellbehaved fellowcitizen, your footman; I  desire that he may be  allowed to sit down and dine with us."  I

thus, Sir, shewed her the  absurdity of the levelling doctrine.  She  has never liked me since.  Sir, your levellers

wish to level DOWN  as far as themselves; but they  cannot bear levelling UP to  themselves.  They would all

have some  people under them; why not  then have some people above them?'  I  mentioned a certain authour

who disgusted me by his forwardness, and  by shewing no deference to  noblemen into whose company he was

admitted.  JOHNSON.  'Suppose a  shoemaker should claim an equality  with him, as he does with a  Lord; how

he would stare.  "Why, Sir, do  you stare?  (says the  shoemaker,) I do great service to society.  'Tis  true I am

paid for  doing it; but so are you, Sir: and I am sorry to  say it, paid  better than I am, for doing something not

so necessary.  For  mankind could do better without your books, than without my  shoes."  Thus, Sir, there

would be a perpetual struggle for precedence,  were  there no fixed invariable rules for the distinction of rank,

which  creates no jealousy, as it is allowed to be accidental.' 

* This ONE Mrs. Macaulay was the same personage who afterwards made  herself so much known as the

celebrated female historian.'  BOSWELL. 

He said he would go to the Hebrides with me, when I returned from  my travels, unless some very good

companion should offer when I was  absent, which he did not think probable; adding, 'There are few  people to

whom I take so much to as you.'  And when I talked of my  leaving England, he said with a very affectionate

air, 'My dear  Boswell, I should be very unhappy at parting, did I think we were  not  to meet again.'  I cannot

too often remind my readers, that  although  such instances of his kindness are doubtless very  flattering to me;

yet I hope my recording them will be ascribed to  a better motive than  to vanity; for they afford

unquestionable  evidence of his tenderness  and complacency, which some, while they  were forced to

acknowledge his  great powers, have been so strenuous  to deny. 


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He maintained that a boy at school was the happiest of human  beings.  I supported a different opinion, from

which I have never  yet  varied, that a man is happier; and I enlarged upon the anxiety  and  sufferings which are

endured at school.  JOHNSON.  'Ah! Sir, a  boy's  being flogged is not so severe as a man's having the hiss of

the world  against him.' 

On Tuesday, July 26, I found Mr. Johnson alone.  It was a very wet  day, and I again complained of the

disagreeable effects of such  weather.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, this is all imagination, which physicians  encourage; for

man lives in air, as a fish lives in water; so that  if  the atmosphere press heavy from above, there is an equal

resistance  from below.  To be sure, bad weather is hard upon people  who are  obliged to be abroad; and men

cannot labour so well in the  open air in  bad weather, as in good: but, Sir, a smith or a taylor,  whose work is

within doors, will surely do as much in rainy  weather, as in fair.  Some very delicate frames, indeed, may be

affected by wet weather;  but not common constitutions.' 

We talked of the education of children; and I asked him what he  thought was best to teach them first.

JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is no  matter what you teach them first, any more than what leg you shall  put into your

breeches first.  Sir, you may stand disputing which  is  best to put in first, but in the mean time your breech is

bare.  Sir,  while you are considering which of two things you should teach  your  child first, another boy has

learnt them both.' 

On Thursday, July 28, we again supped in private at the Turk's Head  coffeehouse.  JOHNSON.  'Swift has a

higher reputation than he  deserves.  His excellence is strong sense; for his humour, though  very well, is not

remarkably good.  I doubt whether The Tale of a  Tub  be his; for he never owned it, and it is much above his

usual  manner.' 

'Thomson, I think, had as much of the poet about him as most  writers.  Every thing appeared to him through

the medium of his  favourite pursuit.  He could not have viewed those two candles  burning but with a poetical

eye.' 

'As to the Christian religion, Sir, besides the strong evidence  which we have for it, there is a balance in its

favour from the  number of great men who have been convinced of its truth, after a  serious consideration of

the question.  Grotius was an acute man, a  lawyer, a man accustomed to examine evidence, and he was

convinced.  Grotius was not a recluse, but a man of the world, who certainly  had  no bias to the side of

religion.  Sir Isaac Newton set out an  infidel,  and came to be a very firm believer.' 

He this evening recommended to me to perambulate Spain.  I said it  would amuse him to get a letter from me

dated at Salamancha.  JOHNSON.  'I love the University of Salamancha; for when the  Spaniards were in  doubt

as to the lawfulness of their conquering  America, the University  of Salamancha gave it as their opinion that  it

was not lawful.'  He  spoke this with great emotion, and with  that generous warmth which  dictated the lines in

his London,  against Spanish encroachment. 

I expressed my opinion of my friend Derrick as but a poor writer.  JOHNSON.  'To be sure, Sir, he is; but you

are to consider that his  being a literary man has got for him all that he has.  It has made  him King of Bath.  Sir,

he has nothing to say for himself but that  he  is a writer.  Had he not been a writer, he must have been

sweeping the  crossings in the streets, and asking halfpence from  every body that  past.' 

In justice however, to the memory of Mr. Derrick, who was my first  tutor in the ways of London, and shewed

me the town in all its  variety of departments, both literary and sportive, the particulars  of which Dr. Johnson

advised me to put in writing, it is proper to  mention what Johnson, at a subsequent period, said of him both as

a  writer and an editor: 'Sir, I have often said, that if Derrick's  letters had been written by one of a more

established name, they  would have been thought very pretty letters.'  And, 'I sent Derrick  to Dryden's relations

to gather materials for his life; and I  believe  he got all that I myself should have got.' 


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Johnson said once to me, 'Sir, I honour Derrick for his presence of  mind.  One night, when Floyd, another

poor authour, was wandering  about the streets in the night, he found Derrick fast asleep upon a  bulk; upon

being suddenly waked, Derrick started up, "My dear  Floyd,  I am sorry to see you in this destitute state; will

you go  home with  me to MY LODGINGS?"' 

I again begged his advice as to my method of study at Utrecht.  'Come, (said he) let us make a day of it.  Let us

go down to  Greenwich and dine, and talk of it there.'  The following Saturday  was fixed for this excursion. 

As we walked along the Strand tonight, arm in arm, a woman of the  town accosted us, in the usual enticing

manner.  'No, no, my girl,  (said Johnson) it won't do.'  He, however, did not treat her with  harshness, and we

talked of the wretched life of such women; and  agreed, that much more misery than happiness, upon the

whole, is  produced by illicit commerce between the sexes. 

On Saturday, July 30, Dr. Johnson and I took a sculler at the  Templestairs, and set out for Greenwich.  I

asked him if he really  thought a knowledge of the Greek and Latin languages an essential  requisite to a good

education.  JOHNSON.  'Most certainly, Sir; for  those who know them have a very great advantage over those

who do  not.  Nay, Sir, it is wonderful what a difference learning makes  upon  people even in the common

intercourse of life, which does not  appear  to be much connected with it.'  'And yet, (said I) people go  through

the world very well, and carry on the business of life to  good  advantage, without learning.'  JOHNSON.  'Why,

Sir, that may  be true  in cases where learning cannot possibly be of any use; for  instance,  this boy rows us as

well without learning, as if he could  sing the  song of Orpheus to the Argonauts, who were the first  sailors.'

He  then called to the boy, 'What would you give, my lad,  to know about  the Argonauts?'  'Sir, (said the boy,) I

would give  what I have.'  Johnson was much pleased with his answer, and we  gave him a double  fare.  Dr.

Johnson then turning to me, 'Sir,  (said he) a desire of  knowledge is the natural feeling of mankind;  and every

human being,  whose mind is not debauched, will be willing  to give all that he has  to get knowledge.' 

We landed at the Old Swan, and walked to Billingsgate, where we  took oars, and moved smoothly along the

silver Thames.  It was a  very  fine day.  We were entertained with the immense number and  variety of  ships

that were lying at anchor, and with the beautiful  country on  each side of the river. 

I talked of preaching, and of the great success which those called  Methodists have.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is

owing to their expressing  themselves in a plain and familiar manner, which is the only way to  do good to the

common people, and which clergymen of genius and  learning ought to do from a principle of duty, when it is

suited to  their congregations; a practice, for which they will be praised by  men of sense.  To insist against

drunkenness as a crime, because it  debases reason, the noblest faculty of man, would be of no service  to  the

common people: but to tell them that they may die in a fit  of  drunkenness, and shew them how dreadful that

would be, cannot  fail to  make a deep impression.  Sir, when your Scotch clergy give  up their  homely manner,

religion will soon decay in that country.'  Let this  observation, as Johnson meant it, be ever remembered. 

I was much pleased to find myself with Johnson at Greenwich, which  he celebrates in his London as a

favourite scene.  I had the poem  in  my pocket, and read the lines aloud with enthusiasm: 

    'On Thames's banks in silent thought we stood:

     Where Greenwich smiles upon the silver flood:

     Pleas'd with the seat which gave ELIZA birth,

     We kneel, and kiss the consecrated earth.'

Afterwards he entered upon the business of the day, which was to  give me his advice as to a course of study. 

We walked in the evening in Greenwich Park.  He asked me, I  suppose, by way of trying my disposition, 'Is

not this very fine?'  Having no exquisite relish of the beauties of Nature, and being  more  delighted with 'the

busy hum of men,' I answered, 'Yes, Sir;  but not  equal to Fleetstreet.'  JOHNSON.  'You are right, Sir.' 


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I am aware that many of my readers may censure my want of taste.  Let me, however, shelter myself under the

authority of a very  fashionable Baronet in the brilliant world, who, on his attention  being called to the

fragrance of a May evening in the country,  observed, 'This may be very well; but, for my part, I prefer the

smell of a flambeau at the playhouse.' 

We staid so long at Greenwich, that our sail up the river, in our  return to London, was by no means so

pleasant as in the morning;  for  the night air was so cold that it made me shiver.  I was the  more  sensible of it

from having sat up all the night before,  recollecting  and writing in my journal what I thought worthy of

preservation; an  exertion, which, during the first part of my  acquaintance with  Johnson, I frequently made.  I

remember having  sat up four nights in  one week, without being much incommoded in  the day time. 

Johnson, whose robust frame was not in the least affected by the  cold, scolded me, as if my shivering had

been a paltry effeminacy,  saying, 'Why do you shiver?'  Sir William Scott, of the Commons,  told  me, that

when he complained of a headache in the postchaise,  as they  were travelling together to Scotland, Johnson

treated him  in the same  manner: 

'At your age, Sir, I had no headache.' 

We concluded the day at the Turk's Head coffeehouse very socially.  He was pleased to listen to a particular

account which I gave him  of  my family, and of its hereditary estate, as to the extent and  population of which

he asked questions, and made calculations;  recommending, at the same time, a liberal kindness to the

tenantry,  as people over whom the proprietor was placed by Providence.  He  took  delight in hearing my

description of the romantick seat of my  ancestors.  'I must be there, Sir, (said he) and we will live in  the  old

castle; and if there is not a room in it remaining, we will  build  one.'  I was highly flattered, but could scarcely

indulge a  hope that  Auchinleck would indeed be honoured by his presence, and  celebrated by  a description,

as it afterwards was, in his Journey  to the Western  Islands. 

After we had again talked of my setting out for Holland, he said,  'I must see thee out of England; I will

accompany you to Harwich.'  I  could not find words to express what I felt upon this unexpected  and  very great

mark of his affectionate regard. 

Next day, Sunday, July 31, I told him I had been that morning at a  meeting of the people called Quakers,

where I had heard a woman  preach.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's  walking  on his

hinder legs.  It is not done well; but you are  surprized to  find it done at all.' 

On Tuesday, August 2 (the day of my departure from London having  been fixed for the 5th,) Dr. Johnson did

me the honour to pass a  part  of the morning with me at my Chambers.  He said, that 'he  always felt  an

inclination to do nothing.'  I observed, that it was  strange to  think that the most indolent man in Britain had

written  the most  laborious work, The English Dictionary. 

I had now made good my title to be a privileged man, and was  carried by him in the evening to drink tea with

Miss Williams,  whom,  though under the misfortune of having lost her sight, I found  to be  agreeable in

conversation; for she had a variety of  literature, and  expressed herself well; but her peculiar value was  the

intimacy in  which she had long lived with Johnson, by which she  was well  acquainted with his habits, and

knew how to lead him on to  talk. 

After tea he carried me to what he called his walk, which was a  long narrow paved court in the

neighbourhood, overshadowed by some  trees.  There we sauntered a considerable time; and I complained to

him that my love of London and of his company was such, that I  shrunk  almost from the thought of going

away, even to travel, which  is  generally so much desired by young men.  He roused me by manly  and  spirited

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and to  apply to  Greek an hour every day; and when I was moving about, to  read  diligently the great book of

mankind. 

On Wednesday, August 3, we had our last social evening at the  Turk's Head coffeehouse, before my setting

out for foreign parts.  I  had the misfortune, before we parted, to irritate him  unintentionally.  I mentioned to

him how common it was in the world  to tell absurd  stories of him, and to ascribe to him very strange  sayings.

JOHNSON.  'What do they make me say, Sir?'  BOSWELL.  'Why, Sir, as an instance  very strange indeed,

(laughing heartily  as I spoke,) David Hume told  me, you said that you would stand  before a battery of

cannon, to  restore the Convocation to its full  powers.'  Little did I apprehend  that he had actually said this:  but

I was soon convinced of my errour;  for, with a determined look,  he thundered out 'And would I not, Sir?

Shall the Presbyterian  KIRK of Scotland have its General Assembly,  and the Church of  England be denied its

Convocation?'  He was walking  up and down the  room while I told him the anecdote; but when he  uttered this

explosion of highchurch zeal, he had come close to my  chair, and  his eyes flashed with indignation.  I bowed

to the storm,  and  diverted the force of it, by leading him to expatiate on the  influence which religion derived

from maintaining the church with  great external respectability. 

On Friday, August 5, we set out early in the morning in the Harwich  stage coach.  A fat elderly gentlewoman,

and a young Dutchman,  seemed  the most inclined among us to conversation.  At the inn  where we  dined, the

gentlewoman said that she had done her best to  educate her  children; and particularly, that she had never

suffered  them to be a  moment idle.  JOHNSON.  'I wish, madam, you would  educate me too; for  I have been

an idle fellow all my life.'  'I am  sure, Sir, (said she)  you have not been idle.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Madam, it is

very true; and  that gentleman there (pointing to me,)  has been idle.  He was idle at  Edinburgh.  His father sent

him to  Glasgow, where he continued to be  idle.  He then came to London,  where he has been very idle; and

now he  is going to Utrecht, where  he will be as idle as ever.  I asked him  privately how he could  expose me

so.  JOHNSON.  'Poh, poh! (said he)  they knew nothing  about you, and will think of it no more.'  In the

afternoon the  gentlewoman talked violently against the Roman  Catholicks, and of  the horrours of the

Inquisition.  To the utter  astonishment of all  the passengers but myself, who knew that he could  talk upon any

side of a question, he defended the Inquisition, and  maintained,  that 'false doctrine should be checked on its

first  appearance;  that the civil power should unite with the church in  punishing  those who dared to attack the

established religion, and that  such  only were punished by the Inquisition.'  He had in his pocket  Pomponius

Mela de situ Orbis, in which he read occasionally, and  seemed very intent upon ancient geography.  Though

by no means  niggardly, his attention to what was generally right was so minute,  that having observed at one

of the stages that I ostentatiously  gave  a shilling to the coachman, when the custom was for each  passenger to

give only sixpence, he took me aside and scolded me,  saying that what  I had done would make the

coachman dissatisfied  with all the rest of  the passengers, who gave him no more than his  due.  This was a just

reprimand; for in whatever way a man may  indulge his generosity or his  vanity in spending his money, for

the  sake of others he ought not to  raise the price of any article for  which there is a constant demand. 

At supper this night* he talked of good eating with uncommon  satisfaction.  'Some people (said he,) have a

foolish way of not  minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat.  For my part, I  mind my belly very

studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon  it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind

anything  else.'  He now appeared to me Jean Bull philosophe, and he was, for  the moment, not only serious

but vehement.  Yet I have heard him,  upon other occasions, talk with great contempt of people who were

anxious to gratify their palates; and the 206th number of his  Rambler  is a masterly essay against gulosity.  His

practice,  indeed, I must  acknowledge, may be considered as casting the  balance of his different  opinions upon

this subject; for I never  knew any man who relished good  eating more than he did.  When at  table, he was

totally absorbed in  the business of the moment; his  looks seemed rivetted to his plate;  nor would he, unless

when in  very high company, say one word, or even  pay the least attention to  what was said by others, till he

had  satisfied his appetite, which  was so fierce, and indulged with such  intenseness, that while in  the act of

eating, the veins of his  forehead swelled, and generally  a strong perspiration was visible.  To  those whose

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character of  a philosopher, who should be  distinguished by selfcommand.  But it  must be owned, that

Johnson,  though he could be rigidly ABSTEMIOUS,  was not a TEMPERATE man  either in eating or

drinking.  He could  refrain, but he could not  use moderately.  He told me, that he had  fasted two days without

inconvenience, and that he had never been  hungry but once.  They  who beheld with wonder how much he eat

upon all  occasions when his  dinner was to his taste, could not easily conceive  what he must  have meant by

hunger; and not only was he remarkable for  the  extraordinary quantity which he eat, but he was, or affected to

be,  a man of very nice discernment in the science of cookery.  He used  to descant critically on the dishes

which had been at table where  he  had dined or supped, and to recollect very minutely what he had  liked.  I

remember, when he was in Scotland, his praising 'Gordon's  palates,'  (a dish of palates at the Honourable

Alexander Gordon's)  with a warmth  of expression which might have done honour to more  important subjects.

'As for Maclaurin's imitation of a MADE DISH,  it was a wretched  attempt.'  He about the same time was so

much  displeased with the  performances of a nobleman's French cook, that  he exclaimed with  vehemence, 'I'd

throw such a rascal into the  river, and he then  proceeded to alarm a lady at whose house he was  to sup, by the

following manifesto of his skill: 'I, Madam, who  live at a variety of  good tables, am a much better judge of

cookery, than any person who  has a very tolerable cook, but lives  much at home; for his palate is  gradually

adapted to the taste of  his cook; whereas, Madam, in trying  by a wider range, I can more  exquisitely judge.'

When invited to  dine, even with an intimate  friend, he was not pleased if something  better than a plain dinner

was not prepared for him.  I have heard him  say on such an  occasion, 'This was a good dinner enough, to be

sure;  but it was  not a dinner to ASK a man to.'  On the other hand, he was  wont to  express, with great glee, his

satisfaction when he had been  entertained quite to his mind.  One day when we had dined with his  neighbour

and landlord in Boltcourt, Mr. Allen, the printer, whose  old housekeeper had studied his taste in every thing,

he pronounced  this eulogy: 'Sir, we could not have had a better dinner had there  been a Synod of Cooks.' 

* At Colchester.ED. 

While we were left by ourselves, after the Dutchman had gone to  bed, Dr. Johnson talked of that studied

behaviour which many have  recommended and practised.  He disapproved of it; and said, 'I  never  considered

whether I should be a grave man, or a merry man,  but just  let inclination, for the time, have its course.' 

I teized him with fanciful apprehensions of unhappiness.  A moth  having fluttered round the candle, and burnt

itself, he laid hold  of  this little incident to admonish me; saying, with a sly look,  and in a  solemn but quiet

tone, 'That creature was its own  tormentor, and I  believe its name was BOSWELL.' 

Next day we got to Harwich to dinner; and my passage in the packet  boat to Helvoetsluys being secured,

and my baggage put on board, we  dined at our inn by ourselves.  I happened to say it would be  terrible if he

should not find a speedy opportunity of returning to  London, and be confined to so dull a place.  JOHNSON.

'Don't Sir,  accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.  It would  NOT  be TERRIBLE, though I

WERE to be detained some time here.' 

We went and looked at the church, and having gone into it and  walked up to the altar, Johnson, whose piety

was constant and  fervent, sent me to my knees, saying, 'Now that you are going to  leave your native country,

recommend yourself to the protection of  your CREATOR and REDEEMER.' 

After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time  together of Bishop Berkeley's ingenious

sophistry to prove the non  existence of matter, and that every thing in the universe is merely  ideal.  I

observed, that though we are satisfied his doctrine is  not  true, it is impossible to refute it.  I never shall forget

the  alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty  force against a large stone, till he

rebounded from it, 'I refute  it  THUS.' 

My revered friend walked down with me to the beach, where we  embraced and parted with tenderness, and

engaged to correspond by  letters.  I said, 'I hope, Sir, you will not forget me in my  ahsence.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,


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Sir, it is more likely you should forget  me, than that I should forget you.'  As the vessel put out to sea,  I  kept

my eyes upon him for a considerable time, while he remained  rolling his majestick frame in his usual manner:

and at last I  perceived him walk hack into the town, and he disappeared. 

1764: AETAT. 55.]Early in 1764 Johnson paid a visit to the  Langton family, at their seat of Langton, in

Lincolnshire, where he  passed some time, much to his satisfaction.  His friend Bennet  Langton, it will not he

doubted, did every thing in his power to  make  the place agreeable to so illustrious a guest; and the elder  Mr.

Langton and his lady, being fully capable of understanding his  value,  were not wanting in attention. 

Johnson, during his stay at Langton, had the advantage of a good  library, and saw several gentlemen of the

neighbourhood.  I have  obtained from Mr. Langton the following particulars of this period. 

He was now fully convinced that he could not have been satisfied  with a country living; for, talking of a

respectable clergyman in  Lincolnshire, he observed, 'This man, Sir, fills up the duties of  his  life well.  I

approve of him, but could not imitate him.' 

To a lady who endeavoured to vindicate herself from blame for  neglecting social attention to worthy

neighbours, by saying, 'I  would  go to them if it would do them any good,' he said, 'What  good, Madam,  do

you expect to have in your power to do them?  It is  shewing them  respect, and that is doing them good.' 

So socially accommodating was he, that once when Mr. Langton and he  were driving together in a coach, and

Mr. Langton complained of  being  sick, he insisted that they should go out and sit on the back  of it in  the open

air, which they did.  And being sensible how  strange the  appearance must be, observed, that a countryman

whom  they saw in a  field, would probably be thinking, 'If these two  madmen should come  down, what would

become of me?' 

Soon after his return to London, which was in February, was founded  that CLUB which existed long without

a name, but at Mr. Garrick's  funeral became distinguished by the title of THE LITERARY CLUB.  Sir  Joshua

Reynolds had the merit of being the first proposer of  it, to  which Johnson acceded, and the original members

were, Sir  Joshua  Reynolds, Dr. Johnson, Mr. Edmund Burke, Dr. Nugent, Mr.  Beauclerk,  Mr. Langton, Dr.

Goldsmith, Mr. Chamier, and Sir John  Hawkins.  They  met at the Turk's Head, in Gerrardstreet, Soho, one

evening in every  week, at seven, and generally continued their  conversation till a  pretty late hour.  This club

has been gradually  increased to its  present number, thirtyfive: After about ten  years, instead of supping

weekly, it was resolved to dine together  once a fortnight during the  meeting of Parliament.  Their original

tavern having been converted  into a private house, they moved first  to Prince's in  Sackvillestreet, then to Le

Telier's in Dover  street, and now meet  at Parsloe's, St. James'sstreet.  Between the  time of its formation,

and the time at which this work is passing  through the press, (June  1792,) the following persons, now dead,

were members of it: Mr.  Dunning, (afterwards Lord Ashburton,) Mr.  Samuel Dyer, Mr. Garrick,  Dr. Shipley

Bishop of St. Asaph, Mr.  Vesey, Mr. Thomas Warton and Dr.  Adam Smith.  The present members  are,Mr.

Burke, Mr. Langton, Lord  Charlemont, Sir Robert Chambers,  Dr. Percy Bishop of Dromore, Dr.  Barnard

Bishop of Killaloc, Dr.  Marlay Bishop of Clonfert, Mr. Fox,  Dr. George Fordyce, Sir William  Scott, Sir

Joseph Banks, Sir Charles  Bunbury, Mr. Windham of  Norfolk, Mr. Sheridan, Mr. Gibbon, Sir William  Jones,

Mr. Colman,  Mr. Steevens, Dr. Burney, Dr. Joseph Warton, Mr.  Malone, Lord  Ossory, Lord Spencer, Lord

Lucan, Lord Palmerston, Lord  Eliot, Lord  Macartney, Mr. Richard Burke junior, Sir William Hamilton,  Dr.

Warren, Mr. Courtenay, Dr. Hinchcliffe Bishop of Peterborough, the  Duke of Leeds, Dr. Douglas Bishop of

Salisbury, and the writer of  this account. 

Not very long after the institution of our club, Sir Joshua  Reynolds was speaking of it to Garrick.  'I like it

much, (said  he),  I think I shall be of you.'  When Sir Joshua mentioned this to  Dr.  Johnson, he was much

displeased with the actor's conceit.  'HE'LL BE OF  US, (said Johnson) how does he know we will PERMIT

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proposed some time  afterwards, Johnson, though  he had taken a momentary offence at his  arrogance, warmly

and kindly  supported him, and he was accordingly  elected, was a most agreeable  member, and continued to

attend our  meetings to the time of his death. 

It was Johnson's custom to observe certain days with a pious  abstraction; viz. Newyear'sday, the day of his

wife's death, Good  Friday, Easterday, and his own birthday.  He this year says:'I  have now spent

fiftyfive years in resolving; having, from the  earliest time almost that I can remember, been forming

schemes of a  better life.  I have done nothing.  The need of doing, therefore,  is  pressing, since the time of

doing is short.  O GOD, grant me to  resolve aright, and to keep my resolutions, for JESUS CHRIST'S  sake.

Amen.' 

About this time he was afflicted with a very severe return of the  hypochondriack disorder, which was ever

lurking about him.  He was  so  ill, as, notwithstanding his remarkable love of company, to be  entirely averse to

society, the most fatal symptom of that malady.  Dr. Adams told me, that as an old friend he was admitted to

visit  him, and that he found him in a deplorable state, sighing,  groaning,  talking to himself, and restlessly

walking from room to  room.  He then  used this emphatical expression of the misery which  he felt: 'I would

consent to have a limb amputated to recover my  spirits.' 

Talking to himself was, indeed, one of his singularities ever since  I knew him.  I was certain that he was

frequently uttering pious  ejaculations; for fragments of the Lord's Prayer have been  distinctly  overheard.  His

friend Mr. Thomas Davies, of whom  Churchill says, 

     'That Davies hath a very pretty wife,'

when Dr. Johnson muttered 'lead us not into temptation,' used with  waggish and gallant humour to whisper

Mrs. Davies, 'You, my dear,  are  the cause of this.' 

He had another particularity, of which none of his friends ever  ventured to ask an explanation.  It appeared to

me some  superstitious  habit, which he had contracted early, and from which  he had never  called upon his

reason to disentangle him.  This was  his anxious care  to go out or in at a door or passage by a certain  number

of steps from  a certain point, or at least so as that either  his right or his left  foot, (I am not certain which,)

should  constantly make the first  actual movement when he came close to the  door or passage.  Thus I

conjecture: for I have, upon innumerable  occasions, observed him  suddenly stop, and then seem to count his

steps with a deep  earnestness; and when he had neglected or gone  wrong in this sort of  magical movement, I

have seen him go back  again, put himself in a  proper posture to begin the ceremony, and,  having gone

through it,  break from his abstraction, walk briskly  on, and join his companion.  A strange instance of

something of  this nature, even when on  horseback, happened when he was in the  isle of Sky.  Sir Joshua

Reynolds has observed him to go a good way  about, rather than cross a  particular alley in Leicesterfields;

but this Sir Joshua imputed to  his having had some disagreeable  recollection associated with it. 

That the most minute singularities which belonged to him, and made  very observable parts of his appearance

and manner, may not be  omitted, it is requisite to mention, that while talking or even  musing as he sat in his

chair, he commonly held his head to one  side  towards his right shoulder, and shook it in a tremulous  manner,

moving  his body backwards and forwards, and rubbing his  left knee in the same  direction, with the palm of

his hand.  In the  intervals of  articulating he made various sounds with his mouth,  sometimes as if  ruminating,

or what is called chewing the cud,  sometimes giving a half  whistle, sometimes making his tongue play

backwards from the roof of  his mouth, as if clucking like a hen,  and sometimes protruding it  against his upper

gums in front, as if  pronouncing quickly under his  breath, TOO, TOO, TOO: all this  accompanied sometimes

with a  thoughtful look, but more frequently  with a smile.  Generally when he  had concluded a period, in the

course of a dispute, by which time he  was a good deal exhausted by  violence and vociferation, he used to

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contemptuous mode of expression, as  if he had made the  arguments of his opponent fly like chaff before the

wind. 

1765: AETAT. 56.]Trinity College, Dublin, at this time surprised  Johnson with a spontaneous compliment

of the highest academical  honours, by creating him Doctor of Laws. 

He appears this year to have been seized with a temporary fit of  ambition, for he had thoughts both of

studying law and of engaging  in  politics.  His 'Prayer before the Study of Law' is truly  admirable: 

'Sept. 26, 1765. 

'Almighty GOD, the giver of wisdom, without whose help resolutions  are vain, without whose blessing study

is ineffectual; enable me,  if  it be thy will, to attain such knowledge as may qualify me to  direct  the doubtful,

and instruct the ignorant; to prevent wrongs  and  terminate contentions; and grant that I may use that

knowledge  which I  shall attain, to thy glory and my own salvation, for JESUS  CHRIST'S  sake.  Amen.' 

This year was distinguished by his being introduced into the family  of Mr. Thrale, one of the most eminent

brewers in England, and  Member  of Parliament for the borough of Southwark.  Foreigners are  not a  little

amazed when they hear of brewers, distillers, and men  in  similar departments of trade, held forth as persons

of  considerable  consequence.  In this great commercial country it is  natural that a  situation which produces

much wealth should be  considered as very  respectable; and, no doubt, honest industry is  entitled to esteem.

But, perhaps, the too rapid advance of men of  low extraction tends to  lessen the value of that distinction by

birth and gentility, which has  ever been found beneficial to the  grand scheme of subordination.  Johnson used

to give this account  of the rise of Mr. Thrale's father:  'He worked at six shillings a  week for twenty years in

the great  brewery, which afterwards was  his own.  The proprietor of it had an  only daughter, who was  married

to a nobleman.  It was not fit that a  peer should continue  the business.  On the old man's death, therefore,  the

brewery was  to be sold.  To find a purchaser for so large a  property was a  difficult matter; and, after some

time, it was  suggested, that it  would be adviseable to treat with Thrale, a  sensible, active,  honest man, who

had been employed in the house, and  to transfer the  whole to him for thirty thousand pounds, security  being

taken upon  the property.  This was accordingly settled.  In  eleven years  Thrale paid the purchasemoney.  He

acquired a large  fortune, and  lived to be Member of Parliament for Southwark.  But what  was most

remarkable was the liberality with which he used his riches.  He  gave his son and daughters the best

education.  The esteem which  his good conduct procured him from the nobleman who had married his

master's daughter, made him be treated with much attention; and his  son, both at school and at the University

of Oxford, associated  with  young men of the first rank.  His allowance from his father,  after he  left college,

was splendid; no less than a thousand a  year.  This, in  a man who had risen as old Thrale did, was a very

extraordinary  instance of generosity.  He used to say, "If this  young dog does not  find so much after I am gone

as he expects, let  him remember that he  has had a great deal in my own time."' 

The son, though in affluent circumstances, had good sense enough to  carry on his father's trade, which was of

such extent, that I  remember he once told me, he would not quit it for an annuity of  ten  thousand a year; 'Not

(said he,) that I get ten thousand a year  by it,  but it is an estate to a family.'  Having left daughters  only, the

property was sold for the immense sum of one hundred and  thirtyfive  thousand pounds; a magnificent proof

of what may be  done by fair trade  in no long period of time. 

Mr. Thrale had married Miss Hesther Lynch Salusbury, of good Welsh  extraction, a lady of lively talents,

improved by education.  That  Johnson's introduction into Mr. Thrale's family, which contributed  so  much to

the happiness of his life, was owing to her desire for  his  conversation, is very probable and a general

supposition: but  it is  not the truth.  Mr. Murphy, who was intimate with Mr. Thrale,  having  spoken very

highly of Dr. Johnson, he was requested to make  them  acquainted.  This being mentioned to Johnson, he

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Mrs. Thrale, and they so much  pleased with  him, that his invitations to their house were more and  more

frequent,  till at last he became one of the family, and an  apartment was  appropriated to him, both in their

house in  Southwark, and in their  villa at Streatham. 

Johnson had a very sincere esteem for Mr. Thrale, as a man of  excellent principles, a good scholar, well

skilled in trade, of a  sound understanding, and of manners such as presented the character  of a plain

independent English Squire.  As this family will  frequently be mentioned in the course of the following pages,

and  as  a false notion has prevailed that Mr. Thrale was inferiour, and  in  some degree insignificant, compared

with Mrs. Thrale, it may be  proper  to give a true state of the case from the authority of  Johnson himself  in his

own words. 

'I know no man, (said he,) who is more master of his wife and  family than Thrale.  If he but holds up a finger,

he is obeyed.  It  is a great mistake to suppose that she is above him in literary  attainments.  She is more

flippant; but he has ten times her  learning: he is a regular scholar; but her learning is that of a  schoolboy in

one of the lower forms.'  My readers may naturally  wish  for some representation of the figures of this couple.

Mr.  Thrale was  tall, well proportioned, and stately.  As for Madam, or  my Mistress,  by which epithets

Johnson used to mention Mrs. Thrale,  she was short,  plump, and brisk.  She has herself given us a lively  view

of the idea  which Johnson had of her person, on her appearing  before him in a  darkcoloured gown: 'You

little creatures should  never wear those sort  of clothes, however; they are unsuitable in  every way.  What!

have not  all insects gay colours?'  Mr. Thrale  gave his wife a liberal  indulgence, both in the choice of their

company, and in the mode of  entertaining them.  He understood and  valued Johnson, without  remission, from

their first acquaintance to  the day of his death.  Mrs. Thrale was enchanted with Johnson's  conversation, for its

own  sake, and had also a very allowable  vanity in appearing to be honoured  with the attention of so

celebrated a man. 

Nothing could be more fortunate for Johnson than this connection.  He had at Mr. Thrale's all the comforts

and even luxuries of life;  his melancholy was diverted, and his irregular habits lessened by  association with

an agreeable and wellordered family.  He was  treated with the utmost respect, and even affection.  The

vivacity  of  Mrs. Thrale's literary talk roused him to cheerfulness and  exertion,  even when they were alone.

But this was not often the  case; for he  found here a constant succession of what gave him the  highest

enjoyment: the society of the learned, the witty, and the  eminent in  every way, who were assembled in

numerous companies,  called forth his  wonderful powers, and gratified him with  admiration, to which no man

could be insensible. 

In the October of this year he at length gave to the world his  edition of Shakspeare, which, if it had no other

merit but that of  producing his Preface, in which the excellencies and defects of  that  immortal bard are

displayed with a masterly hand, the nation  would  have had no reason to complain. 

In 1764 and 1765 it should seem that Dr. Johnson was so busily  employed with his edition of Shakspeare, as

to have had little  leisure for any other literary exertion, or, indeed, even for  private  correspondence.  He did

not favour me with a single letter  for more  than two years, for which it will appear that he  afterwards

apologised. 

He was, however, at all times ready to give assistance to his  friends, and others, in revising their works, and

in writing for  them, or greatly improving their Dedications.  In that courtly  species of composition no man

excelled Dr. Johnson.  Though the  loftiness of his mind prevented him from ever dedicating in his own

person, he wrote a very great number of Dedications for others.  Some  of these, the persons who were

favoured with them are  unwilling should  be mentioned, from a too anxious apprehension, as  I think, that they

might be suspected of having received larger  assistance; and some,  after all the diligence I have bestowed,

have  escaped my enquiries.  He told me, a great many years ago, 'he  believed he had dedicated to  all the

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were innocent.  He once  dedicated some Musick for the  German Flute to Edward, Duke of York.  In writing

Dedications for  others, he considered himself as by no  means speaking his own  sentiments. 

I returned to London in February,* and found Dr. Johnson in a good  house in Johnson's Court, Fleetstreet, in

which he had  accommodated  Miss Williams with an apartment on the ground floor,  while Mr. Levet

occupied his post in the garret: his faithful  Francis was still  attending upon him.  He received me with much

kindness.  The fragments  of our first conversation, which I have  preserved, are these: 

I told him that Voltaire, in a conversation with me, had  distinguished Pope and Dryden thus:'Pope drives a

handsome  chariot,  with a couple of neat trim nags; Dryden a coach, and six  stately  horses.'  JOHNSON.  'Why,

Sir, the truth is, they both  drive coaches  and six; but Dryden's horses are either galloping or  stumbling: Pope's

go at a steady even trot.'  He said of  Goldsmith's Traveller, which  had been published in my absence,  'There

has not been so fine a poem  since Pope's time.' 

* 1766. 

Talking of education, 'People have now adays, (said he,) got a  strange opinion that every thing should be

taught by lectures.  Now, I  cannot see that lectures can do so much good as reading the  books from  which the

lectures are taken.  I know nothing that can  be best taught  by lectures, except where experiments are to be

shewn.  You may teach  chymistry by lectures.You might teach  making of shoes by lectures!' 

At night I supped with him at the Mitre tavern, that we might renew  our social intimacy at the original place

of meeting.  But there  was  now a considerable difference in his way of living.  Having had  an  illness, in which

he was advised to leave off wine, he had, from  that  period, continued to abstain from it, and drank only water,

or  lemonade. 

I told him that a foreign friend of his, whom I had met with  abroad, was so wretchedly perverted to infidelity,

that he treated  the hopes of immortality with brutal levity; and said, 'As man dies  like a dog, let him lie like a

dog.'  JOHNSON.  'IF he dies like a  dog, LET him lie like a dog.'  I added, that this man said to me,  'I  hate

mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I  know  how bad I am.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, he must be

very singular in  his  opinion, if he thinks himself one of the best of men; for none  of his  friends think him

so.'He said, 'no honest man could be a  Deist; for  no man could be so after a fair examination of the  proofs

of  Christianity.'  I named Hume.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; Hume  owned to a  clergyman in the bishoprick of

Durham, that he had never  read the New  Testament with attention.'  I mentioned Hume's notion,  that all who

are happy are equally happy; a little miss with a new  gown at a  dancing school ball, a general at the head of a

victorious army, and  an orator, after having made an eloquent  speech in a great assembly.  JOHNSON.  'Sir,

that all who are  happy, are equally happy, is not  true.  A peasant and a philosopher  may be equally

SATISFIED, but not  equally HAPPY.  Happiness  consists in the multiplicity of agreeable  consciousness.  A

peasant  has not capacity for having equal happiness  with a philosopher.' 

Dr. Johnson was very kind this evening, and said to me 'You have  now lived fiveandtwenty years, and you

have employed them well.'  'Alas, Sir, (said I,) I fear not.  Do I know history?  Do I know  mathematicks?  Do I

know law?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, though you may  know no science so well as to be able to teach it, and no

profession  so well as to be able to follow it, your general mass of  knowledge of  books and men renders you

very capable to make  yourself master of any  science, or fit yourself for any  profession.'  I mentioned that a

gay  friend had advised me against  being a lawyer, because I should be  excelled by plodding block  heads.

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, in the  formulary and statutory part of  law, a plodding blockhead may excel;  but in

the ingenious and  rational part of it a plodding blockhead can  never excel.' 

I talked of the mode adopted by some to rise in the world, by  courting great men, and asked him whether he

had ever submitted to  it.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I never was near enough to great men, to  court them.  You


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may be prudently attached to great men and yet  independent.  You are not to do what you think wrong; and,

Sir, you  are to calculate, and not pay too dear for what you get.  You must  not give a shilling's worth of court

for sixpence worth of good.  But  if you can get a shilling's worth of good for sixpence worth  of  court, you

are a fool if you do not pay court.' 

I talked to him a great deal of what I had seen in Corsica, and of  my intention to publish an account of it.  He

encouraged me by  saying, 'You cannot go to the bottom of the subject; but all that  you  tell us will be new to

us.  Give us as many anecdotes as you  can.' 

Our next meeting at the Mitre was on Saturday the 15th of February,  when I presented to him my old and

most intimate friend, the  Reverend  Mr. Temple, then of Cambridge.  I having mentioned that I  had passed

some time with Rousseau in his wild retreat, and having  quoted some  remark made by Mr. Wilkes, with

whom I had spent many  pleasant hours  in Italy, Johnson said (sarcastically,) 'It seems,  Sir, you have kept  very

good company abroad, Rousseau and Wilkes!'  Thinking it enough to  defend one at a time, I said nothing as to

my  gay friend, but answered  with a smile, 'My dear Sir, you don't call  Rousseau bad company.  Do  you really

think HIM a bad man?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, if you are talking  jestingly of this, I don't talk  with you.  If you mean

to be serious,  I think him one of the worst  of men; a rascal who ought to be hunted  out of society, as he has

been.  Three or four nations have expelled  him; and it is a shame  that he is protected in this country.'

BOSWELL.  'I don't deny,  Sir, but that his novel may, perhaps, do  harm; but I cannot think  his intention was

bad.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, that  will not do.  We  cannot prove any man's intention to be bad.  You may  shoot a man

through the head, and say you intended to miss him; but  the Judge  will order you to be hanged.  An alleged

want of intention,  when  evil is committed, will not be allowed in a court of justice.  Rousseau, Sir, is a very

bad man.  I would sooner sign a sentence  for  his transportation, than that of any felon who has gone from  the

Old  Bailey these many years.  Yes, I should like to have him  work in the  plantations.'  BOSWELL.  'Sir, do you

think him as bad  a man as  Voltaire?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it is difficult to settle  the  proportion of iniquity

between them.' 

On his favourite subject of subordination, Johnson said, 'So far is  it from being true that men are naturally

equal, that no two people  can be half an hour together, but one shall acquire an evident  superiority over the

other.' 

I mentioned the advice given us by philosophers, to console  ourselves, when distressed or embarrassed, by

thinking of those who  are in a worse situation than ourselves.  This, I observed, could  not  apply to all, for

there must be some who have nobody worse than  they  are.  JOHNSON.  'Why, to be sure, Sir, there are; but

they  don't know  it.  There is no being so poor and so contemptible, who  does not think  there is somebody still

poorer, and still more  contemptible.' 

As my stay in London at this time was very short, I had not many  opportunities of being with Dr. Johnson;

but I felt my veneration  for  him in no degree lessened, by my having seen multoram hominum  mores et

urbes.  On the contrary, by having it in my power to  compare him with  many of the most celebrated persons

of other  countries, my admiration  of his extraordinary mind was increased  and confirmed. 

The roughness, indeed, which sometimes appeared in his manners, was  more striking to me now, from my

having been accustomed to the  studied smooth complying habits of the Continent; and I clearly  recognised in

him, not without respect for his honest conscientious  zeal, the same indignant and sarcastical mode of treating

every  attempt to unhinge or weaken good principles. 

One evening when a young gentleman teized him with an account of  the infidelity of his servant, who, he

said, would not believe the  scriptures, because he could not read them in the original tongues,  and be sure that

they were not invented, 'Why, foolish fellow,  (said  Johnson,) has he any better authority for almost every

thing  that he  believes?'  BOSWELL.  'Then the vulgar, Sir, never can know  they are  right, but must submit


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themselves to the learned.'  JOHNSON.  'To be  sure, Sir.  The vulgar are the children of the  State, and must be

taught like children.'  BOSWELL.  'Then, Sir, a  poor Turk must be a  Mahometan, just as a poor Englishman

must be a  Christian?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, yes, Sir; and what then?  This now is  such stuff as I used to  talk to

my mother, when I first began to  think myself a clever fellow;  and she ought to have whipt me for  it.' 

Another evening Dr. Goldsmith and I called on him, with the hope of  prevailing on him to sup with us at the

Mitre.  We found him  indisposed, and resolved not to go abroad.  'Come then, (said  Goldsmith,) we will not go

to the Mitre tonight, since we cannot  have the big man with us.'  Johnson then called for a bottle of  port,  of

which Goldsmith and I partook, while our friend, now a  waterdrinker, sat by us.  GOLDSMITH.  'I think, Mr.

Johnson, you  don't go near the theatres now.  You give yourself no more concern  about a new play, than if

you had never had any thing to do with  the  stage.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, our tastes greatly alter.  The  lad does

not care for the child's rattle, and the old man does not  care for the  young man's whore.'  GOLDSMITH.  'Nay,

Sir, but your  Muse was not a  whore.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I do not think she was.  But as we advance in  the

journey of life, we drop some of the  things which have pleased us;  whether it be that we are fatigued  and

don't choose to carry so many  things any farther, or that we  find other things which we like  better.'

BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, why  don't you give us something in some  other way?'  GOLDSMITH.  'Ay,  Sir, we have

a claim upon you.'  JOHNSON.  No, Sir, I am not  obliged to do any more.  No man is  obliged to do as much as

he can  do.  A man is to have part of his life  to himself.  If a soldier  has fought a good many campaigns, he is

not  to be blamed if he  retires to ease and tranquillity.  A physician, who  has practised  long in a great city, may

be excused if he retires to a  small town,  and takes less practice.  Now, Sir, the good I can do by  my

conversation bears the same proportion to the good I can do by my  writings, that the practice of a physician,

retired to a small  town,  does to his practice in a great city.'  BOSWELL.  'But I  wonder, Sir,  you have not more

pleasure in writing than in not  writing.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you MAY wonder.' 

He talked of making verses, and observed, 'The great difficulty is  to know when you have made good ones.

When composing, I have  generally had them in my mind, perhaps fifty at a time, walking up  and down in my

room; and then I have written them down, and often,  from laziness, have written only half lines.  I have

written a  hundred lines in a day.  I remember I wrote a hundred lines of The  Vanity of Human Wishes in a

day.  Doctor, (turning to Goldsmith,) I  am not quite idle; I made one line t'other day; but I made no  more.'

GOLDSMITH.  'Let us hear it; we'll put a bad one to it.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, I have forgot it.' 

'TO BENNET LANGTON, ESQ., AT LANGTON, NEAR SPILSBY, LINCOLNSHIRE 

'DEAR SIR,What your friends have done, that from your departure  till now nothing has been heard of you,

none of us are able to  inform  the rest; but as we are all neglected alike, no one thinks  himself  entitled to the

privilege of complaint. 

'I should have known nothing of you or of Langton, from the time  that dear Miss Langton left us, had not I

met Mr. Simpson, of  Lincoln, one day in the street, by whom I was informed that Mr.  Langton, your Mamma,

and yourself, had been all ill, but that you  were all recovered. 

'That sickness should suspend your correspondence, I did not  wonder; but hoped that it would be renewed at

your recovery. 

'Since you will not inform us where you are, or how you live, I  know not whether you desire to know any

thing of us.  However, I  will  tell you that THE CLUB subsists; but we have the loss of  Burke's  company since

he has been engaged in publick business, in  which he has  gained more reputation than perhaps any man at his

[first] appearance  ever gained before.  He made two speeches in the  House for repealing  the Stampact, which

were publickly commended  by Mr. Pitt, and have  filled the town with wonder. 


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'Burke is a great man by nature, and is expected soon to attain  civil greatness.  I am grown greater too, for I

have maintained the  newspapers these many weeks; and what is greater still, I have  risen  every morning

since Newyear's day, at about eight; when I  was up, I  have indeed done but little; yet it is no slight

advancement to obtain  for so many hours more, the consciousness of  being. 

'I wish you were in my new study; I am now writing the first letter  in it.  I think it looks very pretty about me. 

'Dyer is constant at THE CLUB; Hawkins is remiss; I am not over  diligent.  Dr. Nugent, Dr. Goldsmith, and

Mr. Reynolds, are very  constant.  Mr. Lye is printing his Saxon and Gothick Dictionary;  all  THE CLUB

subscribes. 

'You will pay my respects to all my Lincolnshire friends.  I am,  dear Sir, most affectionately your's, 

'March 9, 1766. 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Johnson'scourt, Fleetstreet.' 

The Honourable Thomas Hervey and his lady having unhappily  disagreed, and being about to separate,

Johnson interfered as their  friend, and wrote him a letter of expostulation, which I have not  been able to find;

but the substance of it is ascertained by a  letter  to Johnson in answer to it, which Mr. Hervey printed.  The

occasion of  this correspondence between Dr. Johnson and Mr. Harvey,  was thus  related to me by Mr.

Beauclerk.  'Tom Harvey had a great  liking for  Johnson, and in his will had left him a legacy of fifty  pounds.

One  day he said to me, "Johnson may want this money now,  more than  afterwards.  I have a mind to give it

him directly.  Will  you be so  good as to carry a fifty pound note from me to him?"  This I positively  refused to

do, as he might, perhaps, have knocked  me down for  insulting him, and have afterwards put the note in his

pocket.  But I  said, if Harvey would write him a letter, and  enclose a fifty pound  note, I should take care to

deliver it.  He  accordingly did write him  a letter, mentioning that he was only  paying a legacy a little sooner.

To his letter he added, "P. S.  I  am going to part with my wife."  Johnson then wrote to him, saying  nothing of

the note, but  remonstrating with him against parting  with his wife.' 

In February, 1767, there happened one of the most remarkable  incidents of Johnson's life, which gratified his

monarchical  enthusiasm, and which he loved to relate with all its  circumstances,  when requested by his

friends.  This was his being  honoured by a  private conversation with his Majesty, in the library  at the Queen's

house.  He had frequently visited those splendid  rooms and noble  collection of books, which he used to say

was more  numerous and  curious than he supposed any person could have made in  the time which  the King

had employed.  Mr. Barnard, the librarian,  took care that he  should have every accommodation that could

contribute to his ease and  convenience, while indulging his  literary taste in that place; so that  he had here a

very agreeable  resource at leisure hours. 

His Majesty having been informed of his occasional visits, was  pleased to signify a desire that he should be

told when Dr. Johnson  came next to the library.  Accordingly, the next time that Johnson  did come, as soon as

he was fairly engaged with a book, on which,  while he sat by the fire, he seemed quite intent, Mr. Barnard

stole  round to the apartment where the King was, and, in obedience to his  Majesty's commands, mentioned

that Dr. Johnson was then in the  library.  His Majesty said he was at leisure, and would go to him;  upon which

Mr. Barnard took one of the candles that stood on the  King's table, and lighted his Majesty through a suite of

rooms,  till  they came to a private door into the library, of which his  Majesty had  the key.  Being entered, Mr.

Barnard stepped forward  hastily to Dr.  Johnson, who was still in a profound study, and  whispered him, 'Sir,

here is the King.'  Johnson started up, and  stood still.  His Majesty  approached him, and at once was

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His Majesty began by observing, that he understood he came  sometimes to the library; and then mentioning

his having heard that  the Doctor had been lately at Oxford, asked him if he was not fond  of  going thither.  To

which Johnson answered, that he was indeed  fond of  going to Oxford sometimes, but was likewise glad to

come  back again.  The King then asked him what they were doing at  Oxford.  Johnson  answered, he could not

much commend their  diligence, but that in some  respects they were mended, for they had  put their press

under better  regulations, and were at that time  printing Polybius.  He was then  asked whether there were better

libraries at Oxford or Cambridge.  He  answered, he believed the  Bodleian was larger than any they had at

Cambridge; at the same  time adding, 'I hope, whether we have more  books or not than they  have at

Cambridge, we shall make as good use of  them as they do.'  Being asked whether AllSouls or ChristChurch

library was the  largest, he answered, 'AllSouls library is the  largest we have,  except the Bodleian.'  'Aye,

(said the King,) that is  the publick  library.' 

His Majesty enquired if he was then writing any thing.  He  answered, he was not, for he had pretty well told

the world what he  knew, and must now read to acquire more knowledge.  The King, as it  should seem with a

view to urge him to rely on his own stores as an  original writer, and to continue his labours, then said 'I do

not  think you borrow much from any body.'  Johnson said, he thought he  had already done his part as a writer.

'I should have thought so  too, (said the King,) if you had not written so well.'Johnson  observed to me, upon

this, that 'No man could have paid a handsomer  compliment; and it was fit for a King to pay.  It was decisive.'

When  asked by another friend, at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, whether he  made any  reply to this high compliment,

he answered, 'No, Sir.  When the King  had said it, it was to be so.  It was not for me to  bandy civilities  with

my Sovereign.'  Perhaps no man who had spent  his whole life in  courts could have shewn a more nice and

dignified  sense of true  politeness, than Johnson did in this instance. 

His Majesty having observed to him that he supposed he must have  read a great deal; Johnson answered, that

he thought more than he  read; that he had read a great deal in the early part of his life,  but having fallen into

ill health, he had not been able to read  much,  compared with others: for instance, he said he had not read

much,  compared with Dr. Warburton.  Upon which the King said, that  he heard  Dr. Warburton was a man of

such general knowledge, that  you could  scarce talk with him on any subject on which he was not  qualified to

speak; and that his learning resembled Garrick's  acting, in its  universality.  His Majesty then talked of the

controversy between  Warburton and Lowth, which he seemed to have  read, and asked Johnson  what he

thought of it.  Johnson answered,  'Warburton has most general,  most scholastick learning; Lowth is  the more

correct scholar.  I do  not know which of them calls names  best.'  The King was pleased to say  he was of the

same opinion;  adding, 'You do not think, then, Dr.  Johnson, that there was much  argument in the case.'

Johnson said, he  did not think there was.  'Why truly, (said the King,) when once it  comes to calling names,

argument is pretty well at an end.' 

His Majesty then asked him what he thought of Lord Lyttelton's  History, which was then just published.

Johnson said, he thought  his  style pretty good, but that he had blamed Henry the Second  rather too  much.

'Why, (said the King,) they seldom do these  things by halves.'  'No, Sir, (answered Johnson,) not to Kings.'

But fearing to be  misunderstood, he proceeded to explain himself;  and immediately  subjoined, 'That for those

who spoke worse of Kings  than they  deserved, he could find no excuse; but that he could more  easily

conceive how some might speak better of them than they  deserved,  without any ill intention; for, as Kings

had much in  their power to  give, those who were favoured by them would  frequently, from  gratitude,

exaggerate their praises; and as this  proceeded from a good  motive, it was certainly excusable, as far as  errour

could be  excusable.' 

The King then asked him what he thought of Dr. Hill.  Johnson  answered, that he was an ingenious man, but

had no veracity; and  immediately mentioned, as an instance of it, an assertion of that  writer, that he had seen

objects magnified to a much greater degree  by using three or four microscopes at a time, than by using one.

'Now, (added Johnson,) every one acquainted with microscopes knows,  that the more of them he looks

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telling it clumsily; for, if that be the case, every  one  who can look through a microscope will be able to detect

him.' 

'I now, (said Johnson to his friends, when relating what had  passed) began to consider that I was depreciating

this man in the  estimation of his Sovereign, and thought it was time for me to say  something that might be

more favourable.'  He added, therefore,  that  Dr. Hill was, notwithstanding, a very curious observer; and if  he

would have been contented to tell the world no more than he  knew, he  might have been a very considerable

man, and needed not to  have  recourse to such mean expedients to raise his reputation. 

The King then talked of literary journals, mentioned particularly  the Journal des Savans, and asked Johnson if

it was well done.  Johnson said, it was formerly very well done, and gave some account  of the persons who

began it, and carried it on for some years;  enlarging, at the same time, on the nature and use of such works.

The  King asked him if it was well done now.  Johnson answered, he  had no  reason to think that it was.  The

King then asked him if  there were  any other literary journals published in this kingdom,  except the  Monthly

and Critical Reviews; and on being answered  there were no  other, his Majesty asked which of them was the

best:  Johnson answered,  that the Monthly Review was done with most care,  the Critical upon the  best

principles; adding that the authours of  the Monthly Review were  enemies to the Church.  This the King said

he was sorry to hear. 

The conversation next turned on the Philosophical Transactions,  when Johnson observed, that they had now a

better method of  arranging  their materials than formerly.  'Aye, (said the King,)  they are  obliged to Dr.

Johnson for that;' for his Majesty had  heard and  remembered the circumstance, which Johnson himself had

forgot. 

His Majesty expressed a desire to have the literary biography of  this country ably executed, and proposed to

Dr. Johnson to  undertake  it.  Johnson signified his readiness to comply with his  Majesty's  wishes. 

During the whole of this interview, Johnson talked to his Majesty  with profound respect, but still in his firm

manly manner, with a  sonorous voice, and never in that subdued tone which is commonly  used  at the levee

and in the drawingroom.  After the King  withdrew,  Johnson shewed himself highly pleased with his

Majesty's  conversation,  and gracious behaviour.  He said to Mr. Barnard,  'Sir, they may talk  of the King as

they will; but he is the finest  gentleman I have ever  seen.'  And he afterwards observed to Mr.  Langton, 'Sir,

his manners  are those of as fine a gentleman as we  may suppose Lewis the  Fourteenth or Charles the Second.' 

At Sir Joshua Reynolds's, where a circle of Johnson's friends was  collected round him to hear his account of

this memorable  conversation, Dr. Joseph Warton, in his frank and lively manner,  was  very active in pressing

him to mention the particulars.  'Come  now,  Sir, this is an interesting matter; do favour us with it.'  Johnson,

with great good humour, complied. 

He told them, 'I found his Majesty wished I should talk, and I made  it my business to talk.  I find it does a man

good to be talked to  by  his Sovereign.  In the first place, a man cannot be in a  passion.'  Here some question

interrupted him, which is to be  regretted, as he  certainly would have pointed out and illustrated  many

circumstances of  advantage, from being in a situation, where  the powers of the mind are  at once excited to

vigorous exertion,  and tempered by reverential awe. 

During all the time in which Dr. Johnson was employed in relating  to the circle at Sir Joshua Reynolds's the

particulars of what  passed  between the King and him, Dr. Goldsmith remained unmoved  upon a sopha  at

some distance, affecting not to join in the least  in the eager  curiosity of the company.  He assigned as a reason

for  his gloom and  seeming inattention, that he apprehended Johnson had  relinquished his  purpose of

furnishing him with a Prologue to his  play, with the hopes  of which he had been flattered; but it was  strongly

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At length, the  frankness and simplicity of his  natural character prevailed.  He  sprung from the sopha,

advanced to  Johnson, and in a kind of  flutter, from imagining himself in the  situation which he had just  been

hearing described, exclaimed, 'Well,  you acquitted yourself in  this conversation better than I should have

done; for I should have  bowed and stammered through the whole of it.' 

His diary affords no light as to his employment at this time.  He  passed three months at Lichfield; and I cannot

omit an affecting  and  solemn scene there, as related by himself: 

'Sunday, Oct. 18, 1767.  Yesterday, Oct. 17, at about ten in the  morning, I took my leave for ever of my dear

old friend, Catharine  Chambers, who came to live with my mother about 1724, and has been  but little parted

from us since.  She buried my father, my brother,  and my mother.  She is now fiftyeight years old. 

'I desired all to withdraw, then told her that we were to part for  ever; that as Christians, we should part with

prayer; and that I  would, if she was willing, say a short prayer beside her.  She  expressed great desire to hear

me; and held up her poor hands, as  she  lay in bed, with great fervour, while I prayed, kneeling by  her,  nearly

in the following words: 

'Almighty and most merciful Father, whose loving kindness is over  all thy works, behold, visit, and relieve

this thy servant, who is  grieved with sickness.  Grant that the sense of her weakness may  add  strength to her

faith, and seriousness to her repentance.  And  grant  that by the help of thy Holy Spirit, after the pains and

labours of  this short life, we may all obtain everlasting  happiness, through  JESUS CHRIST our Lord; for

whose sake hear our  prayers.  Amen.  Our  Father, 

'I then kissed her.  She told me, that to part was the greatest  pain that she had ever felt, and that she hoped we

should meet  again  in a better place.  I expressed, with swelled eyes, and great  emotion  of tenderness, the same

hopes.  We kissed, and parted.  I  humbly hope  to meet again, and to part no more.' 

1768: AETAT. 59]It appears from his notes of the state of his  mind, that he suffered great perturbation and

distraction in 1768.  Nothing of his writing was given to the publick this year, except  the  Prologue to his

friend Goldsmith's comedy of The Goodnatured  Man.  The first lines of this Prologue are strongly

characteristical of the  dismal gloom of his mind; which in his  case, as in the case of all who  are distressed

with the same malady  of imagination, transfers to  others its own feelings.  Who could  suppose it was to

introduce a  comedy, when Mr. Bensley solemnly  began, 

    'Press'd with the load of life, the weary mind

     Surveys the general toil of human kind.'

But this dark ground might make Goldsmith's humour shine the more. 

In the spring of this year, having published my Account of Corsica,  with the Journal of a Tour to that Island, I

returned to London,  very  desirous to see Dr. Johnson, and hear him upon the subject.  I  found  he was at

Oxford, with his friend Mr. Chambers, who was now  Vinerian  Professor, and lived in New Inn Hall.  Having

had no  letter from him  since that in which he criticised the Latinity of  my Thesis, and  having been told by

somebody that he was offended at  my having put  into my Book an extract of his letter to me at Paris,  I was

impatient  to be with him, and therefore followed him to  Oxford, where I was  entertained by Mr. Chambers,

with a civility  which I shall ever  gratefully remember.  I found that Dr. Johnson  had sent a letter to me  to

Scotland, and that I had nothing to  complain of but his being more  indifferent to my anxiety than I  wished

him to be.  Instead of giving,  with the circumstances of  time and place, such fragments of his  conversation as I

preserved  during this visit to Oxford, I shall throw  them together in  continuation. 

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Goldsmith's Goodnatured  Man;  said, it was the best comedy that had appeared since The  Provoked

Husband, and that there had not been of late any such  character  exhibited on the stage as that of Croaker.  I

observed it  was the  Suspirius of his Rambler.  He said, Goldsmith had owned he  had  borrowed it from thence.

'Sir, (continued he,) there is all  the  difference in the world between characters of nature and  characters of

manners; and THERE is the difference between the  characters of  Fielding and those of Richardson.

Characters of  manners are very  entertaining; but they are to be understood by a  more superficial  observer

than characters of nature, where a man  must dive into the  recesses of the human heart.' 

It always appeared to me that he estimated the compositions of  Richardson too highly, and that he had an

unreasonable prejudice  against Fielding.  In comparing those two writers, he used this  expression: 'that there

was as great a difference between them as  between a man who knew how a watch was made, and a man who

could  tell  the hour by looking on the dialplate.' 

'I have not been troubled for a long time with authours desiring my  opinion of their works.  I used once to be

sadly plagued with a man  who wrote verses, but who literally had no other notion of a verse,  but that it

consisted of ten syllables.  Lay your knife and your  fork, across your plate, was to him a verse: 

     Lay your knife and your fork, across your plate.

As he wrote a great number of verses, he sometimes by chance made  good ones, though he did not know it.' 

Johnson expatiated on the advantages of Oxford for learning.  'There is here, Sir, (said he,) such a progressive

emulation.  The  students are anxious to appear well to their tutors; the tutors are  anxious to have their pupils

appear well in the college; the  colleges  are anxious to have their students appear well in the  University; and

there are excellent rules of discipline in every  college.  That the  rules are sometimes ill observed, may be true;

but is nothing against  the system.  The members of an University  may, for a season, be  unmindful of their

duty.  I am arguing for  the excellency of the  institution.' 

He said he had lately been a long while at Lichfield, but had grown  very weary before he left it.  BOSWELL.

'I wonder at that, Sir; it  is your native place.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, so is Scotland YOUR native  place.' 

His prejudice against Scotland appeared remarkably strong at this  time.  When I talked of our advancement in

literature, 'Sir, (said  he,) you have learnt a little from us, and you think yourselves  very  great men.  Hume

would never have written History, had not  Voltaire  written it before him.  He is an echo of Voltaire.'

BOSWELL.  'But,  Sir, we have Lord Kames.'  JOHNSON.  'You HAVE Lord  Kames.  Keep him;  ha, ha, ha!

We don't envy you him.  Do you ever  see Dr. Robertson?'  BOSWELL.  'Yes, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'Does the dog

talk of me?'  BOSWELL.  'Indeed, Sir, he does, and loves you.'  Thinking that I now had him in  a corner, and

being solicitous for  the literary fame of my country, I  pressed him for his opinion on  the merit of Dr.

Robertson's History of  Scotland.  But, to my  surprize, he escaped.'Sir, I love Robertson,  and I won't talk of

his book.' 

An essay, written by Mr. Deane, a divine of the Church of England,  maintaining the future life of brutes, by

an explication of certain  parts of the scriptures, was mentioned, and the doctrine insisted  on  by a gentleman

who seemed fond of curious speculation.  Johnson,  who  did not like to hear of any thing concerning a future

state  which was  not authorised by the regular canons of orthodoxy,  discouraged this  talk; and being offended

at its continuation, he  watched an  opportunity to give the gentleman a blow of  reprehension.  So, when  the

poor speculatist, with a serious  metaphysical pensive face,  addressed him, 'But really, Sir, when we  see a very

sensible dog, we  don't know what to think of him;'  Johnson, rolling with joy at the  thought which beamed in

his eye,  turned quickly round, and replied,  'True, Sir: and when we see a  very foolish FELLOW, we don't

know what  to think of HIM.'  He then  rose up, strided to the fire, and stood for  some time laughing and

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I asked him if it was not hard that one deviation from chastity  should so absolutely ruin a young woman.

Johnson.  'Why, no, Sir;  it  is the great principle which she is taught.  When she has given  up  that principle, she

has given up every notion of female honour  and  virtue, which are all included in chastity.' 

A gentleman talked to him of a lady whom he greatly admired and  wished to marry, but was afraid of her

superiority of talents.  'Sir,  (said he,) you need not be afraid; marry her.  Before a year  goes  about, you'll find

that reason much weaker, and that wit not  so  bright.'  Yet the gentleman may be justified in his apprehension

by  one of Dr. Johnson's admirable sentences in his life of Waller:  'He  doubtless praised many whom he

would have been afraid to marry;  and,  perhaps, married one whom he would have been ashamed to  praise.

Many  qualities contribute to domestic happiness, upon  which poetry has no  colours to bestow; and many airs

and sallies  may delight imagination,  which he who flatters them never can  approve.' 

He praised Signor Baretti.  'His account of Italy is a very  entertaining book; and, Sir, I know no man who

carries his head  higher in conversation than Baretti.  There are strong powers in  his  mind.  He has not, indeed,

many hooks; but with what hooks he  has, he  grapples very forcibly.' 

At this time I observed upon the dialplate of his watch a short  Greek inscription, taken from the New

Testament, [Greek text omitted],  being the first words of our SAVIOUR'S solemn admonition to the

improvement of that time which is allowed us to prepare for eternity:  'the night cometh when no man can

work.'  He sometime afterwards laid  aside this dialplate; and when I asked him the reason, he said,  'It  might

do very well upon a clock which a man keeps in his  closet; but  to have it upon his watch which he carries

about with  him, and which  is often looked at by others, might be censured as  ostentatious.'  Mr.  Steevens is

now possessed of the dialplate  inscribed as above. 

He remained at Oxford a considerable time; I was obliged to go to  London, where I received his letter, which

had been returned from  Scotland. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'MY DEAR BOSWELL,I have omitted a long time to write to you,  without knowing very well why.  I

could now tell why I should not  write; for who would write to men who publish the letters of their  friends,

without their leave?  Yet I write to you in spite of my  caution, to tell you that I shall be glad to see you, and

that I  wish  you would empty your head of Corsica, which I think has filled  it  rather too long.  But, at all

events, I shall be glad, very glad  to  see you.  I am, Sir, yours affectionately, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'Oxford, March 23, 1768.' 

Upon his arrival in London in May, he surprized me one morning with  a visit at my lodgings in

HalfMoonstreet, was quite satisfied  with  my explanation, and was in the kindest and most agreeable  frame

of  mind.  As he had objected to a part of one of his letters  being  published, I thought it right to take this

opportunity of  asking him  explicitly whether it would be improper to publish his  letters after  his death.  His

answer was, 'Nay, Sir, when I am  dead, you may do as  you will.' 

He talked in his usual style with a rough contempt of popular  liberty.  'They make a rout about UNIVERSAL

liberty, without  considering that all that is to be valued, or indeed can be enjoyed  by individuals, is PRIVATE

liberty.  Political liberty is good only  so far as it produces private liberty.  Now, Sir, there is the  liberty of the

press, which you know is a constant topick.  Suppose  you and I and two hundred more were restrained from

printing our  thoughts: what then?  What proportion would that restraint upon us  bear to the private happiness

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This mode of representing the inconveniences of restraint as light  and insignificant, was a kind of sophistry in

which he delighted to  indulge himself, in opposition to the extreme laxity for which it  has  been fashionable

for too many to argue, when it is evident,  upon  reflection, that the very essence of government is restraint;

and  certain it is, that as government produces rational happiness,  too  much restraint is better than too little.

But when restraint  is  unnecessary, and so close as to gall those who are subject to  it, the  people may and

ought to remonstrate; and, if relief is not  granted, to  resist.  Of this manly and spirited principle, no man  was

more  convinced than Johnson himself. 

His sincere regard for Francis Barber, his faithful negro servant,  made him so desirous of his further

improvement, that he now placed  him at a school at Bishop Stortford, in Hertfordshire.  This humane  attention

does Johnson's heart much honour.  Out of many letters  which Mr. Barber received from his master, he has

preserved three,  which he kindly gave me, and which I shall insert according to  their  dates. 

'TO MR. FRANCIS BARBER. 

'DEAR FRANCIS,I have been very much out of order.  I am glad to  hear that you are well, and design to

come soon to see you.  I  would  have you stay at Mrs. Clapp's for the present, till I can  determine  what we

shall do.  Be a good boy. 

'My compliments to Mrs. Clapp and to Mr. Fowler.  I am, your's  affectionately, 

SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'May 28, 1768.' 

Soon afterwards, he supped at the Crown and Anchor tavern, in the  Strand, with a company whom I collected

to meet him.  They were Dr.  Percy, now Bishop of Dromore, Dr. Douglas, now Bishop of Salisbury,  Mr.

Langton, Dr. Robertson the Historian, Dr. Hugh Blair, and Mr.  Thomas Davies, who wished much to be

introduced to these eminent  Scotch literati; but on the present occasion he had very little  opportunity of

hearing them talk, for with an excess of prudence,  for  which Johnson afterwards found fault with them, they

hardly  opened  their lips, and that only to say something which they were  certain  would not expose them to

the sword of Goliath; such was  their anxiety  for their fame when in the presence of Johnson.  He  was this

evening  in remarkable vigour of mind, and eager to exert  himself in  conversation, which he did with great

readiness and  fluency; but I am  sorry to find that I have preserved but a small  part of what passed. 

He was vehement against old Dr. Mounsey, of Chelsea College, as 'a  fellow who swore and talked bawdy.'  'I

have been often in his  company, (said Dr. Percy,) and never heard him swear or talk  bawdy.'  Mr. Davies, who

sat next to Dr. Percy, having after this  had some  conversation aside with him, made a discovery which, in  his

zeal to  pay court to Dr. Johnson, he eagerly proclaimed aloud  from the foot of  the table: 'O, Sir, I have found

out a very good  reason why Dr. Percy  never heard Mounsey swear or talk bawdy; for  he tells me, he never

saw  him but at the Duke of Northumberland's  table.'  'And so, Sir, (said  Johnson loudly, to Dr. Percy,) you

would shield this man from the  charge of swearing and talking  bawdy, because he did not do so at the  Duke

of Northumberland's  table.  Sir, you might as well tell us that  you had seen him hold  up his hand at the Old

Bailey, and he neither  swore nor talked  bawdy; or that you had seen him in the cart at  Tyburn, and he  neither

swore nor talked bawdy.  And is it thus, Sir,  that you  presume to controvert what I have related?'  Dr.

Johnson's  animadversion was uttered in such a manner, that Dr. Percy seemed  to  be displeased, and soon

afterwards left the company, of which  Johnson  did not at that time take any notice. 

Swift having been mentioned, Johnson, as usual, treated him with  little respect as an authour.  Some of us

endeavoured to support  the  Dean of St. Patrick's by various arguments.  One in particular  praised  his Conduct

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(said Dr.  Douglas,) you must allow it has strong facts.'  JOHNSON.  'Why yes,  Sir; but what is that to the merit

of the composition?  In the  Sessionspaper of the Old Bailey, there are strong facts.  Housebreaking is a strong

fact; robbery is a strong fact; and  murder  is a MIGHTY strong fact; but is great praise due to the  historian of

those strong facts?  No, Sir.  Swift has told what he  had to tell  distinctly enough, but that is all.  He had to count

ten, and he has  counted it right.'  Then recollecting that Mr.  Davies, by acting as an  INFORMER, had been the

occasion of his  talking somewhat too harshly to  his friend Dr. Percy, for which,  probably, when the first

ebullition  was over, he felt some  compunction, he took an opportunity to give him  a hit; so added,  with a

preparatory laugh, 'Why, Sir, Tom Davies might  have written  The Conduct of the Allies.'  Poor Tom being

thus suddenly  dragged  into ludicrous notice in presence of the Scottish Doctors, to  whom  he was ambitious of

appearing to advantage, was grievously  mortified.  Nor did his punishment rest here; for upon subsequent

occasions, whenever he, 'statesman all over,' assumed a strutting  importance, I used to hail him'the

Authour of The Conduct of the  Allies.' 

When I called upon Dr. Johnson next morning, I found him highly  satisfied with his colloquial prowess the

preceding evening.  'Well,  (said he,) we had good talk.'  BOSWELL.  'Yes, Sir; you  tossed and  gored several

persons.' 

The late Alexander, Earl of Eglintoune, who loved wit more than  wine, and men of genius more than

sycophants, had a great  admiration  of Johnson; but from the remarkable elegance of his own  manners, was,

perhaps, too delicately sensible of the roughness  which sometimes  appeared in Johnson's behaviour.  One

evening about  this time, when  his Lordship did me the honour to sup at my  lodgings with Dr.  Robertson and

several other men of literary  distinction, he regretted  that Johnson had not been educated with  more

refinement, and lived  more in polished society.  'No, no, my  Lord, (said Signor Baretti,) do  with him what you

would, he would  always have been a bear.'  'True,  (answered the Earl, with a  smile,) but he would have been a

DANCING  bear.' 

To obviate all the reflections which have gone round the world to  Johnson's prejudice, by applying to him the

epithet of a BEAR, let  me  impress upon my readers a just and happy saying of my friend  Goldsmith, who

knew him well: 'Johnson, to be sure, has a roughness  in his manner; but no man alive has a more tender heart.

He has  nothing of the bear but his skin.' 

1769: AETAT. 60.]I came to London in the autumn, and having  informed him that I was going to be

married in a few months, I  wished  to have as much of his conversation as I could before  engaging in a  state of

life which would probably keep me more in  Scotland, and  prevent me seeing him so often as when I was a

single  man; but I found  he was at Brighthelmstone with Mr. and Mrs.  Thrale. 

After his return to town, we met frequently, and I continued the  practice of making notes of his conversation,

though not with so  much  assiduity as I wish I had done.  At this time, indeed, I had a  sufficient excuse for not

being able to appropriate so much time to  my Journal; for General Paoli, after Corsica had been overpowered

by  the monarchy of France, was now no longer at the head of his  brave  countrymen, but having with

difficulty escaped from his  native island,  had sought an asylum in GreatBritain; and it was my  duty, as well

as  my pleasure, to attend much upon him.  Such  particulars of Johnson's  conversation at this period as I have

committed to writing, I shall  here introduce, without any strict  attention to methodical  arrangement.

Sometimes short notes of  different days shall be blended  together, and sometimes a day may  seem important

enough to be  separately distinguished. 

He said, he would not have Sunday kept with rigid severity and  gloom, but with a gravity and simplicity of

behaviour. 

I told him that David Hume had made a short collection of  Scotticisms.  'I wonder, (said Johnson,) that HE

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On the 30th of September we dined together at the Mitre.  I  attempted to argue for the superior happiness of

the savage life,  upon the usual fanciful topicks.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there can be  nothing more false.  The savages

have no bodily advantages beyond  those of civilised men.  They have not better health; and as to  care  or

mental uneasiness, they are not above it, but below it,  like bears.  No, Sir; you are not to talk such paradox: let

me have  no more on't.  It cannot entertain, far less can it instruct.  Lord  Monboddo, one of  your Scotch Judges,

talked a great deal of such  nonsense.  I suffered  HIM; but I will not suffer YOU.'BOSWELL.  'But, Sir,

does not  Rousseau talk such nonsense?'  JOHNSON.  'True,  Sir, but Rousseau  KNOWS he is talking nonsense,

and laughs at the  world for staring at  him.'  BOSWELL.  'How so, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, a man who

talks  nonsense so well, must know that he is  talking nonsense.  But I am  AFRAID, (chuckling and laughing,)

Monboddo does NOT know that he is  talking nonsense.'  BOSWELL.  'Is  it wrong then, Sir, to affect

singularity, in order to make people  stare?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, if you  do it by propagating errour: and,  indeed,

it is wrong in any way.  There is in human nature a general  inclination to make people stare;  and every wise

man has himself to  cure of it, and does cure himself.  If you wish to make people  stare by doing better than

others, why,  make them stare till they  stare their eyes out.  But consider how easy  it is to make people  stare by

being absurd.  I may do it by going into  a drawingroom  without my shoes.  You remember the gentleman in

The  Spectator, who  had a commission of lunacy taken out against him for  his extreme  singularity, such as

never wearing a wig, but a nightcap.  Now,  Sir, abstractedly, the nightcap was best; but, relatively, the

advantage was overbalanced by his making the boys run after him.' 

Talking of a London life, he said, 'The happiness of London is not  to be conceived but by those who have

been in it.  I will venture  to  say, there is more learning and science within the circumference  of  ten miles from

where we now sit, than in all the rest of the  kingdom.'  BOSWELL.  'The only disadvantage is the great

distance  at which  people live from one another.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; but  that is  occasioned by the largeness

of it, which is the cause of  all the other  advantages.'  BOSWELL.  'Sometimes I have been in the  humour of

wishing to retire to a desart.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you have  desart  enough in Scotland.' 

Although I had promised myself a great deal of instructive  conversation with him on the conduct of the

married state, of which  I  had then a near prospect, he did not say much upon that topick.  Mr.  Seward heard

him once say, that 'a man has a very bad chance  for  happiness in that state, unless he marries a woman of

very  strong and  fixed principles of religion.'  He maintained to me,  contrary to the  common notion, that a

woman would not be the worse  wife for being  learned; in which, from all that I have observed of  Artemisias,

I  humbly differed from him. 

When I censured a gentleman of my acquaintance for marrying a  second time, as it shewed a disregard of his

first wife, he said,  'Not at all, Sir.  On the contrary, were he not to marry again, it  might be concluded that his

first wife had given him a disgust to  marriage; but by taking a second wife he pays the highest  compliment  to

the first, by shewing that she made him so happy as a  married man,  that he wishes to be so a second time.'  So

ingenious  a turn did he  give to this delicate question.  And yet, on another  occasion, he  owned that he once

had almost asked a promise of Mrs.  Johnson that she  would not marry again, but had checked himself.

Indeed, I cannot help  thinking, that in his case the request would  have been unreasonable;  for if Mrs. Johnson

forgot, or thought it  no injury to the memory of  her first love,the husband of her  youth and the father of her

children,to make a second marriage,  why should she be precluded from  a third, should she be so  inclined?

In Johnson's persevering fond  appropriation of his  Tetty, even after her decease, he seems totally  to have

overlooked  the prior claim of the honest Birmingham trader.  I  presume that  her having been married before

had, at times, given him  some  uneasiness; for I remember his observing upon the marriage of one  of our

common friends, 'He has done a very foolish thing, Sir; he  has  married a widow, when he might have had a

maid.' 

We drank tea with Mrs. Williams.  I had last year the pleasure of  seeing Mrs. Thrale at Dr. Johnson's one

morning, and had  conversation  enough with her to admire her talents, and to shew her  that I was as

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delivered me a  very polite card  from Mr. Thrale and her, inviting me to Streatham. 

On the 6th of October I complied with this obliging invitation, and  found, at an elegant villa, six miles from

town, every circumstance  that can make society pleasing.  Johnson, though quite at home, was  yet looked up

to with an awe, tempered by affection, and seemed to  be  equally the care of his host and hostess.  I rejoiced at

seeing  him so  happy. 

He played off his wit against Scotland with a good humoured  pleasantry, which gave me, though no bigot to

national prejudices,  an  opportunity for a little contest with him.  I having said that  England  was obliged to us

for gardeners, almost all their good  gardeners being  Scotchmen.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, that is because

gardening is much  more necessary amongst you than with us, which  makes so many of your  people learn it.  It

is ALL gardening with  you.  Things which grow  wild here, must be cultivated with great  care in Scotland.

Pray now  (throwing himself back in his chair,  and laughing,) are you ever able  to bring the SLOE to

perfection?' 

I boasted that we had the honour of being the first to abolish the  unhospitable, troublesome, and ungracious

custom of giving vails to  servants.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you abolished vails, because you were  too  poor to be able

to give them.' 

Mrs. Thrale disputed with him on the merit of Prior.  He attacked  him powerfully; said he wrote of love like a

man who had never felt  it: his love verses were college verses; and he repeated the song  'Alexis shunn'd his

fellow swains,' in so ludicrous a manner,  as to  make us all wonder how any one could have been pleased with

such  fantastical stuff.  Mrs. Thrale stood to her gun with great  courage,  in defence of amorous ditties, which

Johnson despised,  till he at last  silenced her by saying, 'My dear Lady, talk no more  of this.  Nonsense  can be

defended but by nonsense.' 

Mrs. Thrale then praised Garrick's talent for light gay poetry;  and, as a specimen, repeated his song in

Florizel and Perdita, and  dwelt with peculiar pleasure on this line: 

     'I'd smile with the simple, and feed with the poor.'

JOHNSON.  'Nay, my dear Lady, this will never do.  Poor David!  Smile with the simple;What folly is that?

And who would feed  with  the poor that can help it?  No, no; let me smile with the  wise, and  feed with the

rich.'  I repeated this sally to Garrick,  and wondered  to find his sensibility as a writer not a little  irritated by it.

To  sooth him, I observed, that Johnson spared  none of us; and I quoted  the passage in Horace, in which he

compares one who attacks his  friends for the sake of a laugh, to a  pushing ox, that is marked by a  bunch of

hay put upon his horns:  'foenum habet in cornu.'  'Ay, (said  Garrick vehemently,) he has a  whole MOW of it.' 

He would not allow much merit to Whitefield's oratory.  'His  popularity, Sir, (said be,) is chiefly owing to the

peculiarity of  his manner.  He would be followed by crowds were he to wear a  nightcap in the pulpit, or were

he to preach from a tree.' 

On the evening of October 10, I presented Dr. Johnson to General  Paoli.  I had greatly wished that two men,

for whom I had the  highest  esteem, should meet.  They met with a manly ease, mutually  conscious  of their

own abilities, and of the abilities of each  other.  The  General spoke Italian, and Dr. Johnson English, and

understood one  another very well, with a little aid of  interpretation from me, in  which I compared myself to

an isthmus  which joins two great  continents.  Upon Johnson's approach, the  General said, 'From what I  have

read of your works, Sir, and from  what Mr. Boswell has told me of  you, I have long held you in great

veneration.'  The General talked of  languages being formed on the  particular notions and manners of a  people,

without knowing which,  we cannot know the language.  We may  know the direct signification  of single

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be by  allusion to other ideas.  'Sir, (said Johnson,)  you talk of  language, as if you had never done any thing

else but  study it,  instead of governing a nation.'  The General said, 'Questo e  un  troppo gran complimento;' this

is too great a compliment.  Johnson  answered, 'I should have thought so, Sir, if I had not heard you  talk.'  The

General asked him, what he thought of the spirit of  infidelity which was so prevalent.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, this

gloom of  infidelity, I hope, is only a transient cloud passing through the  hemisphere, which will soon be

dissipated, and the sun break forth  with his usual splendour.'  'You think then, (said the General,)  that  they will

change their principles like their clothes.'  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, if they bestow no more thought on principles

than on dress, it  must be so.'  The General said, that 'a great  part of the fashionable  infidelity was owing to a

desire of shewing  courage.  Men who have no  opportunities of shewing it as to things  in this life, take death

and  futurity as objects on which to  display it.'  JOHNSON.  'That is  mighty foolish affectation.  Fear  is one of

the passions of human  nature, of which it is impossible  to divest it.  You remember that the  Emperour Charles

V, when he  read upon the tombstone of a Spanish  nobleman, "Here lies one who  never knew fear," wittily

said, "Then he  never snuffed a candle  with his fingers."' 

Dr. Johnson went home with me, and drank tea till late in the  night.  He said, 'General Paoli had the loftiest

port of any man he  had ever seen.'  He denied that military men were always the best  bred men.  'Perfect good

breeding,' he observed, 'consists in  having  no particular mark of any profession, but a general elegance  of

manners; whereas, in a military man, you can commonly  distinguish the  BRAND of a soldier, l'homme

d'epee.' 

Dr. Johnson shunned tonight any discussion of the perplexed  question of fate and free will, which I

attempted to agitate.  'Sir,  (said he,) we KNOW our will is free, and THERE'S an end  on't.' 

He honoured me with his company at dinner on the 16th of October,  at my lodgings in Old Bondstreet, with

Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr.  Garrick, Dr. Goldsmith, Mr. Murphy, Mr. Bickerstaff, and Mr. Thomas  Davies.

Garrick played round him with a fond vivacity, taking hold  of the breasts of his coat, and, looking up in his

face with a  lively  archness, complimented him on the good health which he  seemed then to  enjoy; while the

sage, shaking his head, beheld him  with a gentle  complacency.  One of the company not being come at  the

appointed hour,  I proposed, as usual upon such occasions, to  order dinner to be  served; adding, 'Ought six

people to be kept  waiting for one?'  'Why,  yes, (answered Johnson, with a delicate  humanity,) if the one will

suffer more by your sitting down, than  the six will do by waiting.'  Goldsmith, to divert the tedious  minutes,

strutted about, bragging of  his dress, and I believe was  seriously vain of it, for his mind was  wonderfully

prone to such  impressions.  'Come, come, (said Garrick,)  talk no more of that.  You are, perhaps, the

worsteh, eh!'Goldsmith  was eagerly  attempting to interrupt him, when Garrick went on,  laughing

ironically, 'Nay, you will always LOOK like a gentleman; but  I am  talking of being well or ILL DREST.'

'Well, let me tell you,  (said  Goldsmith,) when my tailor brought home my bloomcoloured coat,  he  said, "Sir,

I have a favour to beg of you.  When any body asks you  who made your clothes, be pleased to mention John

Filby, at the  Harrow, in Waterlane."'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, that was because he  knew the strange colour

would attract crowds to gaze at it, and  thus  they might hear of him, and see how well he could make a coat

even of  so absurd a colour.' 

After dinner our conversation first turned upon Pope.  Johnson  said, his characters of men were admirably

drawn, those of women  not  so well.  He repeated to us, in his forcible melodious manner,  the  concluding lines

of the Dunciad.  While he was talking loudly  in  praise of those lines, one of the company* ventured to say,

'Too  fine  for such a poem:a poem on what?'  JOHNSON, (with a  disdainful look,)  'Why, on DUNCES.  It

was worth while being a  dunce then.  Ah, Sir,  hadst THOU lived in those days!  It is not  worth while 'being a

dunce  now, when there are no wits.'  Bickerstaff observed, as a peculiar  circumstance, that Pope's fame  was

higher when he was alive than it  was then.  Johnson said, his  Pastorals were poor things, though the

versification was fine.  He  told us, with high satisfaction, the  anecdote of Pope's inquiring  who was the

authour of his London, and  saying, he will be soon  deterre.  He observed, that in Dryden's poetry  there were

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former, (which I  have now  forgotten,) and gave great applause to the character of  Zimri.  Goldsmith said, that

Pope's character of Addison shewed a deep  knowledge of the human heart.  Johnson said, that the description

of  the temple, in The Mourning Bride, was the finest poetical  passage he  had ever read; he recollected none in

Shakspeare equal  to it.  'But,  (said Garrick, all alarmed for the 'God of his  idolatry,') we know not  the extent

and variety of his powers.  We  are to suppose there are  such passages in his works.  Shakspeare  must not suffer

from the  badness of our memories.'  Johnson,  diverted by this enthusiastick  jealousy, went on with greater

ardour: 'No, Sir; Congreve has NATURE;'  (smiling on the tragick  eagerness of Garrick;) but composing

himself,  he added, 'Sir, this  is not comparing Congreve on the whole, with  Shakspeare on the  whole; but only

maintaining that Congreve has one  finer passage  than any that can be found in Shakspeare.  Sir, a man  may

have no  more than ten guineas in the world, but he may have those  ten  guineas in one piece; and so may have

a finer piece than a man who  has ten thousand pounds: but then he has only one tenguinea piece.  What I

mean is, that you can shew me no passage where there is  simply  a description of material objects, without any

intermixture  of moral  notions, which produces such an effect.'  Mr. Murphy  mentioned  Shakspeare's

description of the night before the battle  of Agincourt;  but it was observed, it had MEN in it.  Mr. Davies

suggested the  speech of Juliet, in which she figures herself  awaking in the tomb of  her ancestors.  Some one

mentioned the  description of Dover Cliff.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; it should be all  precipice,all vacuum.  The

crows impede your fall.  The  diminished appearance of the boats, and  other circumstances, are  all very good

descriptions; but do not  impress the mind at once  with the horrible idea of immense height.  The impression is

divided; you pass on by computation, from one stage  of the  tremendous space to another.  Had the girl in The

Mourning  Bride  said, she could not cast her shoe to the top of one of the  pillars  in the temple, it would not

have aided the idea, but weakened  it.' 

* Everyone guesses that 'one of the company' was Boswell.HILL. 

Talking of a Barrister who had a bad utterance, some one, (to rouse  Johnson,) wickedly said, that he was

unfortunate in not having been  taught oratory by Sheridan.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, if he had been  taught by

Sheridan, he would have cleared the room.'  GARRICK.  'Sheridan has too much vanity to be a good man.'  We

shall now see  Johnson's mode of DEFENDING a man; taking him into his own hands,  and  discriminating.

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.  There is, to be sure, in  Sheridan, something to reprehend, and every thing to laugh at;

but,  Sir, he is not a bad man.  No, Sir; were mankind to be divided into  good and bad, he would stand

considerably within the ranks of good.  And, Sir, it must be allowed that Sheridan excels in plain  declamation,

though he can exhibit no character.' 

Mrs. Montagu, a lady distinguished for having written an Essay on  Shakspeare, being mentioned;

REYNOLDS.  'I think that essay does  her  honour.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir: it does HER honour, but it would  do

nobody else honour.  I have, indeed, not read it all.  But when  I take  up the end of a web, and find it

packthread, I do not  expect, by  looking further, to find embroidery.  Sir, I will  venture to say,  there is not one

sentence of true criticism in her  book.'  GARRICK.  'But, Sir, surely it shews how much Voltaire has  mistaken

Shakspeare,  which nobody else has done.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  nobody else has thought  it worth while.  And what

merit is there in  that?  You may as well  praise a schoolmaster for whipping a boy who  has construed ill.  No,

Sir, there is no real criticism in it: none  shewing the beauty of  thought, as formed on the workings of the

human heart.' 

The admirers of this Essay may be offended at the slighting manner  in which Johnson spoke of it; but let it be

remembered, that he  gave  his honest opinion unbiassed by any prejudice, or any proud  jealousy  of a woman

intruding herself into the chair of criticism;  for Sir  Joshua Reynolds has told me, that when the Essay first

came  out, and  it was not known who had written it, Johnson wondered how  Sir Joshua  could like it.  At this

time Sir Joshua himself had  received no  information concerning the authour, except being  assured by one of

our  most eminent literati, that it was clear its  authour did not know the  Greek tragedies in the original.  One

day  at Sir Joshua's table, when  it was related that Mrs. Montagu, in an  excess of compliment to the  authour of

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for his  rival, and Mrs. Montagu for his  defender, he is in a poor state  indeed.' 

On Thursday, October 19, I passed the evening with him at his  house.  He advised me to complete a

Dictionary of words peculiar to  Scotland, of which I shewed him a specimen.  'Sir, (said he,) Ray  has  made a

collection of northcountry words.  By collecting those  of your  country, you will do a useful thing towards

the history of  the  language.  He bade me also go on with collections which I was  making  upon the antiquities

of Scotland.  'Make a large book; a  folio.'  BOSWELL.  'But of what use will it be, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Never

mind  the use; do it.' 

I complained that he had not mentioned Garrick in his Preface to  Shakspeare; and asked him if he did not

admire him.  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  as "a poor player, who frets and struts his hour upon the  stage;"as  a

shadow.'  BOSWELL.  'But has he not brought  Shakspeare into notice?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, to allow that, would

be  to lampoon the age.  Many of  Shakspeare's plays are the worse for  being acted: Macbeth, for  instance.'

BOSWELL.  'What, Sir, is  nothing gained by decoration and  action?  Indeed, I do wish that  you had

mentioned Garrick.'  JOHNSON.  'My dear Sir, had I  mentioned him, I must have mentioned many more:  Mrs.

Pritchard,  Mrs. Cibber,nay, and Mr. Cibber too; he too altered  Shakspeare.'  BOSWELL.  'You have read

his apology, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, it is  very entertaining.  But as for Cibber himself, taking  from his

conversation all that he ought not to have said, he was a  poor  creature.  I remember when he brought me one

of his Odes to have  my  opinion of it; I could not bear such nonsense, and would not let  him read it to the end;

so little respect had I for THAT GREAT MAN!  (laughing.)  Yet I remember Richardson wondering that I

could treat  him with familiarity.' 

I mentioned to him that I had seen the execution of several  convicts at Tyburn, two days before, and that none

of them seemed  to  be under any concern.  JOHNSON.  'Most of them, Sir, have never  thought at all.'

BOSWELL.  'But is not the fear of death natural  to  man?'  JOHNSON.  'So much so, Sir, that the whole of life

is but  keeping away the thoughts of it.'  He then, in a low and earnest  tone, talked of his meditating upon the

aweful hour of his own  dissolution, and in what manner he should conduct himself upon that  occasion: 'I

know not (said he,) whether I should wish to have a  friend by me, or have it all between GOD and myself.' 

Talking of our feeling for the distresses of others;JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, there is much noise made about it,

but it is greatly  exaggerated.  No, Sir, we have a certain degree of feeling to  prompt  us to do good: more than

that, Providence does not intend.  It would be  misery to no purpose.'  BOSWELL.  'But suppose now,  Sir, that

one of  your intimate friends were apprehended for an  offence for which he  might be hanged.'  JOHNSON.  'I

should do what  I could to bail him,  and give him any other assistance; but if he  were once fairly hanged,  I

should not suffer.'  BOSWELL.  'Would  you eat your dinner that day,  Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; and eat  it as

if he were eating it with  me.  Why, there's Baretti, who is  to be tried for his life tomorrow,  friends have risen

up for him  on every side; yet if he should be  hanged, none of them will eat a  slice of plumbpudding the less.

Sir,  that sympathetic feeling  goes a very little way in depressing the  mind.' 

I told him that I had dined lately at Foote's, who shewed me a  letter which he had received from Tom Davies,

telling him that he  had  not been able to sleep from the concern which he felt on  account of  'This sad affair of

Baretti,' begging of him to try if  he could  suggest any thing that might be of service; and, at the  same time,

recommending to him an industrious young man who kept a  pickleshop.  JOHNSON.  'Ay, Sir, here you have

a specimen of human  sympathy; a  friend hanged, and a cucumber pickled.  We know not  whether Baretti or

the pickleman has kept Davies from sleep; nor  does he know himself.  And as to his not sleeping, Sir; Tom

Davies  is a very great man; Tom  has been upon the stage, and knows how to  do those things.  I have not  been

upon the stage, and cannot do  those things.'  BOSWELL.  'I have  often blamed myself, Sir, for not  feeling for

others as sensibly as  many say they do.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, don't be duped by them any more.  You will find

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BOSWELL.  'Foote has a great deal of humour?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'He has a singular talent

of exhibiting  character.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is not a talent; it is a vice; it  is what others  abstain from.  It is not

comedy, which exhibits the  character of a  species, as that of a miser gathered from many  misers: it is farce,

which exhibits individuals.'  BOSWELL.  'Did  not he think of  exhibiting you, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, fear

restrained him; he knew I  would have broken his bones.  I would  have saved him the trouble of  cutting off a

leg; I would not have  left him a leg to cut off.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, is not Foote an  infidel?'  JOHNSON.  'I

do not  know, Sir, that the fellow is an  infidel; but if he be an infidel, he  is an infidel as a dog is an  infidel; that

is to say, he has never  thought upon the subject.'*  BOSWELL.  'I suppose, Sir, he has thought  superficially,

and seized  the first notions which occurred to his  mind.'  JOHNSON.  'Why  then, Sir, still he is like a dog, that

snatches the piece next  him.  Did you never observe that dogs have not  the power of  comparing?  A dog will

take a small bit of meat as  readily as a  large, when both are before him.' 

* When Mr. Foote was at Edinburgh, he thought fit to entertain a  numerous Scotch company, with a great

deal of coarse jocularity, at  the expense of Dr. Johnson, imagining it would be acceptable.  I  felt  this as not

civil to me; but sat very patiently till he had  exhausted  his merriment on that subject; and then observed, that

surely Johnson  must be allowed to have some sterling wit, and that  I had heard him  say a very good thing of

Mr. Foote himself.  'Ah,  my old friend Sam  (cried Foote,) no man says better things; do let  us have it.'  Upon

which I told the above story, which produced a  very loud laugh from  the company.  But I never saw Foote so

disconcerted.BOSWELL. 

BOSWELL.  'What do you think of Dr. Young's Night Thoughts, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, there are very

fine things in them.'  BOSWELL.  'Is there not less religion in the nation now, Sir, than there was  formerly?'

JOHNSON.  'I don't know, Sir, that there is.'  BOSWELL.  'For instance, there used to be a chaplain in every

great family,  which we do not find now.'  JOHNSON.  'Neither do you find any of  the  state servants, which

great families used formerly to have.  There is a  change of modes in the whole department of life.' 

Next day, October 20, he appeared, for the only time I suppose in  his life, as a witness in a Court of Justice,

being called to give  evidence to the character of Mr. Baretti, who having stabbed a man  in  the street, was

arraigned at the Old Bailey for murder.  Never  did  such a constellation of genius enlighten the aweful

Sessions  House,  emphatically called JUSTICE HALL; Mr. Burke, Mr. Garrick,  Mr.  Beauclerk, and Dr.

Johnson: and undoubtedly their favourable  testimony  had due weight with the Court and Jury.  Johnson gave

his  evidence in  a slow, deliberate, and distinct manner, which was  uncommonly  impressive.  It is well known

that Mr. Baretti was  acquitted. 

On the 26th of October, we dined together at the Mitre tavern.  I  found fault with Foote for indulging his

talent of ridicule at the  expence of his visitors, which I colloquially termed making fools  of  his company.

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, when you go to see Foote, you  do  not go to see a saint: you go to see a man who will

be  entertained at  your house, and then bring you on a publick stage;  who will entertain  you at his house, for

the very purpose of  bringing you on a publick  stage.  Sir, he does not make fools of  his company; they whom

he  exposes are fools already: he only brings  them into action.' 

We went home to his house to tea.  Mrs. Williams made it with  sufficient dexterity, notwithstanding her

blindness, though her  manner of satisfying herself that the cups were full enough  appeared  to me a little

aukward; for I fancied she put her finger  down a  certain way, till she felt the tea touch it.*  In my first  elation

at  being allowed the privilege of attending Dr. Johnson at  his late  visits to this lady, which was like being e

secretioribus  consiliis, I  willingly drank cup after cup, as if it had been the  Heliconian  spring.  But as the

charm of novelty went off, I grew  more fastidious;  and besides, I discovered that she was of a  peevish

temper. 

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There was a pretty large circle this evening.  Dr. Johnson was in  very good humour, lively, and ready to talk

upon all subjects.  Mr.  Fergusson, the selftaught philosopher, told him of a newinvented  machine which

went without horses: a man who sat in it turned a  handle, which worked a spring that drove it forward.  'Then,

Sir,  (said Johnson,) what is gained is, the man has his choice whether  he  will move himself alone, or himself

and the machine too.'  Dominicetti  being mentioned, he would not allow him any merit.  'There is nothing  in

all this boasted system.  No, Sir; medicated  baths can be no better  than warm water: their only effect can be

that of tepid moisture.'  One of the company took the other side,  maintaining that medicines of  various sorts,

and some too of most  powerful effect, are introduced  into the human frame by the medium  of the pores; and,

therefore, when  warm water is impregnated with  salutiferous substances, it may produce  great effects as a

bath.  This appeared to me very satisfactory.  Johnson did not answer it;  but talking for victory, and determined

to  be master of the field,  he had recourse to the device which Goldsmith  imputed to him in the  witty words of

one of Cibber's comedies: 'There  is no arguing with  Johnson; for when his pistol misses fire, he knocks  you

down with  the butt end of it.'  He turned to the gentleman, 'well,  Sir, go to  Dominicetti, and get thyself

fumigated; but be sure that  the steam  be directed to thy HEAD, for THAT is the PECCANT PART.'  This

produced a triumphant roar of laughter from the motley assembly  of  philosophers, printers, and dependents,

male and female. 

I know not how so whimsical a thought came into my mind, but I  asked, 'If, Sir, you were shut up in a castle,

and a newborn child  with you, what would you do?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I should not  much  like my

company.'  BOSWELL.  'But would you take the trouble  of  rearing it?'  He seemed, as may well be supposed,

unwilling to  pursue  the subject: but upon my persevering in my question,  replied, 'Why  yes, Sir, I would; but

I must have all conveniencies.  If I had no  garden, I would make a shed on the roof, and take it  there for fresh

air.  I should feed it, and wash it much, and with  warm water to  please it, not with cold water to give it pain.'

BOSWELL.  'But, Sir,  does not heat relax?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you are  not to imagine the  water is to be very

hot.  I would not CODDLE the  child.  No, Sir, the  hardy method of treating children does no  good.  I'll take

you five  children from London, who shall cuff five  Highland children.  Sir, a  man bred in London will carry a

burthen,  or run, or wrestle, as well  as a man brought up in the hardiest  manner in the country.'  BOSWELL.

'Good living, I suppose, makes  the Londoners strong.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I don't know that it  does.  Our

Chairmen from Ireland, who  are as strong men as any,  have been brought up upon potatoes.  Quantity makes

up for  quality.'  BOSWELL.  'Would you teach this  child that I have  furnished you with, any thing?'

JOHNSON.  'No, I  should not be apt  to teach it.'  BOSWELL.  'Would not you have a  pleasure in teaching  it?'

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, I should NOT have a  pleasure in teaching  it.'  BOSWELL.  'Have you not a pleasure in

teaching men?THERE I  have you.  You have the same pleasure in  teaching men, that I  should have in

teaching children.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, something about  that.' 

I had hired a Bohemian as my servant while I remained in London,  and being much pleased with him, I asked

Dr. Johnson whether his  being a Roman Catholick should prevent my taking him with me to  Scotland.

JOHNSON.  'Why no, Sir, if HE has no objection, you can  have none.'  BOSWELL.  'So, Sir, you are no great

enemy to the  Roman  Catholick religion.'  JOHNSON.  'No more, Sir, than to the  Presbyterian religion.'

BOSWELL.  'You are joking.'  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir, I really think so.  Nay, Sir, of the two, I prefer the  Popish.'

BOSWELL.  'How so, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, the  Presbyterians have  no church, no apostolical

ordination.'  BOSWELL.  'And do you think  that absolutely essential, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, as it was an

apostolical institution, I think it is dangerous  to be without it.  And, Sir, the Presbyterians have no public

worship: they have no form  of prayer in which they know they are to  join.  They go to hear a man  pray, and

are to judge whether they  will join with him.' 

I proceeded: 'What do you think, Sir, of Purgatory, as believed by  the Roman Catholicks?'  JOHNSON.  'Why,

Sir, it is a very harmless  doctrine.  They are of opinion that the generality of mankind are  neither so

obstinately wicked as to deserve everlasting punishment,  nor so good as to merit being admitted into the

society of blessed  spirits; and therefore that God is graciously pleased to allow of a  middle state, where they

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BOSWELL.  'But then, Sir, their masses for the dead?'  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, if it be once established that

there are souls in  purgatory, it  is as proper to pray for THEM, as for our brethren of  mankind who are  yet in

this life.'  BOSWELL.  'The idolatry of the  Mass?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there is no idolatry in the Mass.  They

believe god to be  there, and they adore him.'  BOSWELL.  'The  worship of Saints?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, they do

not worship saints;  they invoke them; they  only ask their prayers.  I am talking all  this time of the

DOCTRINES  of the Church of Rome.  I grant you that  in PRACTICE, Purgatory is  made a lucrative

imposition, and that the  people do become idolatrous  as they recommend themselves to the  tutelary

protection of particular  saints.  I think their giving the  sacrament only in one kind is  criminal, because it is

contrary to  the express institution of CHRIST,  and I wonder how the Council of  Trent admitted it.'

BOSWELL.  'Confession?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I  don't know but that is a good thing.  The scripture says,

"Confess  your faults one to another," and the  priests confess as well as the  laity.  Then it must be considered

that  their absolution is only  upon repentance, and often upon penance also.  You think your sins  may be

forgiven without penance, upon repentance  alone.' 

When we were alone, I introduced the subject of death, and  endeavoured to maintain that the fear of it might

be got over.  I  told him that David Hume said to me, he was no more uneasy to think  he should NOT BE after

this life, than that he HAD NOT BEEN before  he  began to exist.  JOHNSON.  Sir, if he really thinks so, his

perceptions are disturbed; he is mad: if he does not think so, he  lies.  He may tell you, he holds his finger in

the flame of a  candle,  without feeling pain; would you believe him?  When he dies,  he at  least gives up all he

has.'  BOSWELL.  'Foote, Sir, told me,  that when  he was very ill he was not afraid to die.'  JOHNSON.  'It  is not

true,  Sir.  Hold a pistol to Foote's breast, or to Hume's  breast, and  threaten to kill them, and you'll see how

they behave.'  BOSWELL.  'But  may we not fortify our minds for the approach of  death?'  Here I am  sensible I

was in the wrong, to bring before his  view what he ever  looked upon with horrour; for although when in a

celestial frame, in  his Vanity of Human Wishes he has supposed  death to be 'kind Nature's  signal for retreat,'

from this state of  being to 'a happier seat,' his  thoughts upon this aweful change  were in general full of dismal

apprehensions.  His mind resembled  the vast amphitheatre, the  Colisaeum at Rome.  In the centre stood  his

judgement, which, like a  mighty gladiator, combated those  apprehensions that, like the wild  beasts of the

Arena, were all  around in cells, ready to be let out  upon him.  After a conflict,  he drives them back into their

dens; but  not killing them, they  were still assailing him.  To my question,  whether we might not  fortify our

minds for the approach of death, he  answered, in a  passion, 'No, Sir, let it alone.  It matters not how a  man

dies,  but how he lives.  The act of dying is not of importance, it  lasts  so short a time.'  He added, (with an

earnest look,) 'A man  knows  it must be so, and submits.  It will do him no good to whine.' 

I attempted to continue the conversation.  He was so provoked, that  he said, 'Give us no more of this;' and was

thrown into such a  state  of agitation, that he expressed himself in a way that alarmed  and  distressed me;

shewed an impatience that I should leave him,  and when  I was going away, called to me sternly, 'Don't let us

meet  tomorrow.' 

I went home exceedingly uneasy.  All the harsh observations which I  had ever heard made upon his character,

crowded into my mind; and I  seemed to myself like the man who had put his head into the lion's  mouth a

great many times with perfect safety, but at last had it  bit  off. 

Next morning I sent him a note, stating, that I might have been in  the wrong, but it was not intentionally; he

was therefore, I could  not help thinking, too severe upon me.  That notwithstanding our  agreement not to meet

that day, I would call on him in my way to  the  city, and stay five minutes by my watch.  'You are, (said I,)  in

my  mind, since last night, surrounded with cloud and storm.  Let  me have  a glimpse of sunshine, and go about

my affairs in serenity  and  chearfulness.' 

Upon entering his study, I was glad that he was not alone, which  would have made our meeting more

awkward.  There were with him, Mr.  Steevens and Mr. Tyers, both of whom I now saw for the first time.  My

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found myself at ease,  and joined  in the conversation. 

I whispered him, 'Well, Sir, you are now in good humour.  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.'  I was going to leave him,

and had got as far as the  staircase.  He stopped me, and smiling, said, 'Get you gone IN;' a  curious mode of

inviting me to stay, which I accordingly did for  some  time longer. 

This little incidental quarrel and reconciliation, which, perhaps,  I may be thought to have detailed too

minutely, must be esteemed as  one of many proofs which his friends had, that though he might be  charged

with bad humour at times, he was always a goodnatured man;  and I have heard Sir Joshua Reynolds, a nice

and delicate observer  of  manners, particularly remark, that when upon any occasion  Johnson had  been rough

to any person in company, he took the first  opportunity of  reconciliation, by drinking to him, or addressing

his discourse to  him; but if he found his dignified indirect  overtures sullenly  neglected, he was quite

indifferent, and  considered himself as having  done all that he ought to do, and the  other as now in the wrong. 

I went to him early on the morning of the tenth of November.  'Now  (said he,) that you are going to marry, do

not expect more from  life,  than life will afford.  You may often find yourself out of  humour, and  you may

often think your wife not studious enough to  please you; and  yet you may have reason to consider yourself as

upon the whole very  happily married.' 

1770: AETAT. 61.]During this year there was a total cessation of  all correspondence between Dr. Johnson

and me, without any coldness  on either side, but merely from procrastination, continued from day  to day; and

as I was not in London, I had no opportunity of  enjoying  his company and recording his conversation.  To

supply  this blank, I  shall present my readers with some Collectanea,  obligingly furnished  to me by the Rev.

Dr. Maxwell, of Falkland, in  Ireland, sometime  assistant preacher at the Temple, and for many  years the

social friend  of Johnson, who spoke of him with a very  kind regard. 

'His general mode of life, during my acquaintance, seemed to be  pretty uniform.  About twelve o'clock I

commonly visited him, and  frequently found him in bed, or declaiming over his tea, which he  drank very

plentifully.  He generally had a levee of morning  visitors, chiefly men of letters; Hawkesworth, Goldsmith,

Murphy,  Langton, Steevens, Beaucherk, and sometimes learned  ladies,  particularly I remember a French lady

of wit and fashion  doing him the  honour of a visit.  He seemed to me to be considered  as a kind of  publick

oracle, whom every body thought they had a  right to visit and  consult; and doubtless they were well

rewarded.  I never could discover  how he found time for his compositions.  He  declaimed all the morning,  then

went to dinner at a tavern, where  he commonly staid late, and  then drank his tea at some friend's  house, over

which he loitered a  great while, but seldom took  supper.  I fancy he must have read and  wrote chiefly in the

night,  for I can scarcely recollect that he ever  refused going with me to  a tavern, and he often went to

Ranelagh,  which he deemed a place of  innocent recreation. 

'He frequently gave all the silver in his pocket to the poor, who  watched him, between his house and the

tavern where he dined.  He  walked the streets at all hours, and said he was never robbed, for  the rogues knew

he had little money, nor had the appearance of  having  much. 

'Though the most accessible and communicative man alive; yet when  he suspected he was invited to be

exhibited, he constantly spurned  the invitation. 

'Two young women from Staffordshire visited him when I was present,  to consult him on the subject of

Methodism, to which they were  inclined.  "Come, (said he,) you pretty fools, dine with Maxwell  and  me at the

Mitre, and we will talk over that subject;" which  they did,  and after dinner he took one of them upon his knee,

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'Johnson was much attached to London: he observed, that a man  stored his mind better there, than any where

else; and that in  remote  situations a man's body might be feasted, but his mind was  starved,  and his faculties

apt to degenerate, from want of exercise  and  competition.  No place, (he said,) cured a man's vanity or

arrogance  so well as London; for as no man was either great or good  per se, but  as compared with others not

so good or great, he was  sure to find in  the metropolis many his equals, and some his  superiours.  He

observed,  that a man in London was in less danger  of falling in love  indiscreetly, than any where else; for

there the  difficulty of  deciding between the conflicting pretensions of a  vast variety of  objects, kept him safe.

He told me, that he had  frequently been  offered country preferment, if he would consent to  take orders; but he

could not leave the improved society of the  capital, or consent to  exchange the exhilarating joys and splendid

decorations of publick  life, for the obscurity, insipidity, and  uniformity of remote  situations. 

'Burton's Anatomy of Melancholy, he said, was the only book that  ever took him out of bed two hours sooner

than he wished to rise. 

'When exasperated by contradiction, he was apt to treat his  opponents with too much acrimony: as, "Sir, you

don't see your way  through that question:""Sir, you talk the language of ignorance."  On my observing to

him that a certain gentleman had remained silent  the whole evening, in the midst of a very brilliant and

learned  society, "Sir, (said he,) the conversation overflowed, and drowned  him." 

'He observed, that the established clergy in general did not preach  plain enough; and that polished periods and

glittering sentences  flew  over the heads of the common people, without any impression  upon their  hearts.

Something might be necessary, he observed, to  excite the  affections of the common people, who were sunk in

languor and  lethargy, and therefore he supposed that the new  concomitants of  methodism might probably

produce so desirable an  effect.  The mind,  like the body, he observed, delighted in change  and novelty, and

even  in religion itself, courted new appearances  and modifications.  Whatever might be thought of some

methodist  teachers, he said, he  could scarcely doubt the sincerity of that  man, who travelled nine  hundred

miles in a month, and preached  twelve times a week; for no  adequate reward, merely temporal, could  be

given for such  indefatigable labour. 

'In a Latin conversation with the Pere Boscovitch, at the house of  Mrs. Cholmondeley, I heard him maintain

the superiority of Sir  Isaac  Newton over all foreign philosophers, with a dignity and  eloquence  that surprized

that learned foreigner.  It being observed  to him, that  a rage for every thing English prevailed much in  France

after Lord  Chatham's glorious war, he said, he did not  wonder at it, for that we  had drubbed those fellows into

a proper  reverence for us, and that  their national petulance required  periodical chastisement. 

'Speaking of a dull tiresome fellow, whom he chanced to meet, he  said, "That fellow seems to me to possess

but one idea, and that is  a  wrong one." 

'Much enquiry having been made concerning a gentleman, who had  quitted a company where Johnson was,

and no information being  obtained; at last Johnson observed, that "he did not care to speak  ill of any man

behind his back, but he believed the gentleman was  an  ATTORNEY." 

'A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married  immediately after his wife died: Johnson said,

it was the triumph  of  hope over experience. 

'He observed, that a man of sense and education should meet a  suitable companion in a wife.  It was a

miserable thing when the  conversation could only be such as, whether the mutton should be  boiled or roasted,

and probably a dispute about that. 

'He did not approve of late marriages, observing that more was lost  in point of time, than compensated for by

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'He said, foppery was never cured; it was the bad stamina of the  mind, which, like those of the body, were

never rectified: once a  coxcomb, and always a coxcomb. 

'Being told that Gilbert Cowper called him the Caliban of  literature; "Well, (said he,) I must dub him the

Punchinello." 

'He said few people had intellectual resources sufficient to forego  the pleasures of wine.  They could not

otherwise contrive how to  fill  the interval between dinner and supper. 

'One evening at Mrs. Montagu's, where a splendid company was  assembled, consisting of the most eminent

literary characters, I  thought he seemed highly pleased with the respect and attention  that  were shewn him,

and asked him on our return home if he was not  highly  gratified by his visit: 

"No, Sir, (said he,) not highly gratified; yet I do not recollect  to have passed many evenings with fewer

objections." 

'Though of no high extraction himself, he had much respect for  birth and family, especially among ladies.  He

said, "adventitious  accomplishments may be possessed by all ranks; but one may easily  distinguish the born

gentlewoman." 

'Speaking of Burke, he said, "It was commonly observed, he spoke  too often in parliament; but nobody could

say he did not speak  well,  though too frequently and too familiarly." 

'We dined tete a tete at the Mitre, as I was preparing to return to  Ireland, after an absence of many years.  I

regretted much leaving  London, where I had formed many agreeable connexions: "Sir, (said  he,) I don't

wonder at it; no man, fond of letters, leaves London  without regret.  But remember, Sir, you have seen and

enjoyed a  great  deal; you have seen life in its highest decorations, and  the world  has nothing new to

exhibit.  No man is so well qualifyed  to leave  publick life as he who has long tried it and known it  well.  We

are  always hankering after untried situations and  imagining greater  felicity from them than they can afford.

No,  Sir, knowledge and  virtue may be acquired in all countries, and  your local consequence  will make you

some amends for the  intellectual gratifications you  relinquish." 

'He then took a most affecting leave of me; said, he knew, it was a  point of DUTY that called me away.  "We

shall all be sorry to lose  you," said he: "laudo tamen."' 

1771, AETAT. 62.] 

'To SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS, IN LEICESTERFIELDS. 

'DEAR SIR,When I came to Lichfield, I found that my portrait had  been much visited, and much admired.

Every man has a lurking wish  to  appear considerable in his native place; and I was pleased with  the  dignity

conferred by such a testimony of your regard. 

'Be pleased, therefore, to accept the thanks of, Sir, your most  obliged and most humble servant, 

'Ashbourn in Derbyshire, 

'SAM. JOHNSON. 

July 17, 1771.' 


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'Compliments to Miss Reynolds.' 

In his religious record of this year, we observe that he was better  than usual, both in body and mind, and

better satisfied with the  regularity of his conduct.  But he is still 'trying his ways' too  rigorously.  He charges

himself with not rising early enough; yet  he  mentions what was surely a sufficient excuse for this, supposing

it to  be a duty seriously required, as he all his life appears to  have  thought it.  'One great hindrance is want of

rest; my  nocturnal  complaints grow less troublesome towards morning; and I  am tempted to  repair the

deficiencies of the night.'  Alas! how  hard would it be if  this indulgence were to be imputed to a sick  man as a

crime.  In his  retrospect on the following EasterEve, he  says, 'When I review the  last year, I am able to

recollect so  little done, that shame and  sorrow, though perhaps too weakly, come  upon me.' 

In 1772 he was altogether quiescent as an authour; but it will be  found from the various evidences which I

shall bring together that  his mind was acute, lively, and vigorous. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,That you are coming so soon to town I am very glad; and  still more glad that you are coming

as an advocate.  I think  nothing  more likely to make your life pass happily away, than that  consciousness of

your own value, which eminence in your profession  will certainly confer.  If I can give you any collateral

help, I  hope  you do not suspect that it will be wanting.  My kindness for  you has  neither the merit of singular

virtue, nor the reproach of  singular  prejudice.  Whether to love you be right or wrong, I have  many on my

side: Mrs. Thrale loves you, and Mrs. Williams loves  you, and what  would have inclined me to love you, if I

had been  neutral before, you  are a great favourite of Dr. Beattie.* 

'Of Dr. Beattie I should have thought much, but that his lady puts  him out of my head; she is a very lovely

woman. 

'The ejection which you come hither to oppose, appears very cruel,  unreasonable, and oppressive.  I should

think there could not be  much  doubt of your success. 

'My health grows better, yet I am not fully recovered.  I believe  it is held, that men do not recover very fast

after threescore.  I  hope yet to see Beattie's College: and have not given up the  western  voyage.  But however

all this may be or not, let us try to  make each  other happy when we meet, and not refer our pleasure to  distant

times  or distant places. 

'How comes it that you tell me nothing of your lady?  I hope to see  her some time, and till then shall be glad to

hear of her.  I am,  dear Sir, 

'March 15, 1772.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

* Boswell had given Beattie a letter of introduction to Johnson the  preceding summerED. 

On the 21st of March, I was happy to find myself again in my  friend's study, and was glad to see my old

acquaintance, Mr.  Francis  Barber, who was now returned home.  Dr. Johnson received me  with a  hearty

welcome; saying, 'I am glad you are come.' 

I thanked him for showing civilities to Beattie.  'Sir, (said he,)  I should thank YOU.  We all love Beattie.  Mrs.

Thrale says, if  ever  she has another husband, she'll have Beattie.  He sunk upon us  that he  was married; else

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a nonentity?  I did not think he had been married.  Nay, I did not think about it  one way or other; but he did not

tell  us of his lady till late.' 

He then spoke of St. Kilda, the most remote of the Hebrides.  I  told him, I thought of buying it.  JOHNSON.

'Pray do, Sir.  We  will  go and pass a winter amid the blasts there.  We shall have  fine fish,  and we will take

some dried tongues with us, and some  books.  We will  have a strong built vessel, and some Orkney men to

navigate her.  We  must build a tolerable house: but we may carry  with us a wooden house  ready made, and

requiring nothing but to be  put up.  Consider, Sir, by  buying St. Kilda, you may keep the  people from falling

into worse  hands.  We must give them a  clergyman, and he shall be one of  Beattie's choosing.  He shall be

educated at Marischal College.  I'll  be your Lord Chancellor, or  what you please.'  BOSWELL.  'Are you

serious, Sir, in advising me  to buy St. Kilda? for if you should  advise me to go to Japan, I  believe I should do

it.'  JOHNSON.  'Why  yes, Sir, I am serious.'  BOSWELL.  'Why then, I'll see what can be  done.' 

He was engaged to dine abroad, and asked me to return to him in the  evening at nine, which I accordingly

did. 

We drank tea with Mrs. Williams, who told us a story of second  sight, which happened in Wales where she

was born.  He listened to  it  very attentively, and said he should be glad to have some  instances of  that faculty

well authenticated.  His elevated wish  for more and more  evidence for spirit, in opposition to the  groveling

belief of  materialism, led him to a love of such  mysterious disquisitions.  He  again justly observed, that we

could  have no certainty of the truth of  supernatural appearances, unless  something was told us which we

could  not know by ordinary means, or  something done which could not be done  but by supernatural power;

that Pharaoh in reason and justice required  such evidence from  Moses; nay, that our Saviour said, 'If I had not

done among them  the works which none other man did, they had not had  sin.' 

We talked of the Roman Catholick religion, and how little  difference there was in essential matters between

ours and it.  JOHNSON.  'True, Sir; all denominations of Christians have really  little difference in point of

doctrine, though they may differ  widely  in external forms.  There is a prodigious difference between  the

external form of one of your Presbyterian churches in Scotland,  and a  church in Italy; yet the doctrine taught

is essentially the  same. 

In the morning we had talked of old families, and the respect due  to them.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you have a right

to that kind of respect,  and are arguing for yourself.  I am for supporting the principle,  and  am disinterested in

doing it, as I have no such right.'  BOSWELL.  'Why, Sir, it is one more incitement to a man to do  well.'

JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, and it is a matter of opinion, very  necessary to keep  society together.  What is it but

opinion, by  which we have a respect  for authority, that prevents us, who are  the rabble, from rising up  and

pulling down you who are gentlemen  from your places, and saying,  "We will be gentlemen in our turn?"

Now, Sir, that respect for  authority is much more easily granted to  a man whose father has had  it, than to an

upstart, and so Society  is more easily supported.'  BOSWELL.  'At present, Sir, I think  riches seem to gain

most  respect.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, riches do  not gain hearty respect; they  only procure external attention.  A

very rich man, from low  beginnings, may buy his election in a  borough; but, coeteris paribus,  a man of family

will be preferred.  People will prefer a man for whose  father their fathers have voted,  though they should get

no more money,  or even less.  That shows  that the respect for family is not merely  fanciful, but has an  actual

operation.  If gentlemen of family would  allow the rich  upstarts to spend their money profusely, which they

are  ready  enough to do, and not vie with them in expence, the upstarts  would  soon be at an end, and the

gentlemen would remain: but if the  gentlemen will vie in expence with the upstarts, which is very  foolish,

they must be ruined.' 

On Monday, March 23, I found him busy, preparing a fourth edition  of his folio Dictionary.  Mr. Peyton, one

of his original  amanuenses,  was writing for him. 


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He seemed also to be intent on some sort of chymical operation.  I  was entertained by observing how he

contrived to send Mr. Peyton on  an errand, without seeming to degrade him.  'Mr. Peyton,Mr.  Peyton,  will

you be so good as to take a walk to TempleBar?  You  will there  see a chymist's shop; at which you will be

pleased to  buy for me an  ounce of oil of vitriol; not spirit of vitriol, but  oil of vitriol.  It will cost three

halfpence.'  Peyton  immediately went, and  returned with it, and told him it cost but a  penny. 

On Saturday, March 27, I introduced to him Sir Alexander Macdonald,  with whom he had expressed a wish

to be acquainted.  He received  him  very courteously. 

SIR A.  'I think, Sir, almost all great lawyers, such at least as  have written upon law, have known only law,

and nothing else.'  JOHNSON.  'Why no, Sir; Judge Hale was a great lawyer, and wrote  upon  law; and yet he

knew a great many other things; and has  written upon  other things.  Selden too.'  SIR A.  'Very true, Sir;  and

Lord Bacon.  But was not Lord Coke a mere lawyer?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I am afraid he  was; but he would

have taken it very ill if  you had told him so.  He  would have prosecuted you for scandal.'  BOSWELL.  'Lord

Mansfield is  not a mere lawyer.  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir.  I never was in Lord  Mansfield's company; but Lord

Mansfield  was distinguished at the  University.  Lord Mansfield, when he first  came to town, "drank

champagne with the wits," as Prior says.  He  was the friend of Pope.'  SIR A.  'Barristers, I believe, are not  so

abusive now as they were  formerly.  I fancy they had less law  long ago, and so were obliged to  take to abuse,

to fill up the  time.  Now they have such a number of  precedents, they have no  occasion for abuse.'  JOHNSON.

'Nay, Sir,  they had more law long  ago than they have now.  As to precedents, to  be sure they will  increase in

course of time; but the more precedents  there are, the  less occasion is there for law; that is to say, the  less

occasion  is there for investigating principles.'  SIR A.  'I have  been  correcting several Scotch accents in my

friend Boswell.  I doubt,  Sir, if any Scotchman ever attains to a perfect English  pronunciation.'  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir, few of them do, because they  do  not persevere after acquiring a certain degree of it.  But, Sir,  there

can be no doubt that they may attain to a perfect English  pronunciation, if they will.  We find how near they

come to it; and  certainly, a man who conquers nineteen parts of the Scottish  accent,  may conquer the

twentieth.  But, Sir, when a man has got  the better of  nine tenths he grows weary, he relaxes his diligence,  he

finds he has  corrected his accent so far as not to be  disagreeable, and he no  longer desires his friends to tell

him when  he is wrong; nor does he  choose to be told.  Sir, when people watch  me narrowly, and I do not

watch myself, they will find me out to be  of a particular county.  In  the same manner, Dunning may be found

out to be a Devonshire man.  So  most Scotchmen may be found out.  But, Sir, little aberrations are of  no

disadvantage.  I never  catched Mallet in a Scotch accent; and yet  Mallet, I suppose, was  past fiveandtwenty

before he came to London.' 

I again visited him at night.  Finding him in a very good humour, I  ventured to lead him to the subject of our

situation in a future  state, having much curiosity to know his notions on that point. . . . 

BOSWELL.  'I do not know whether there are any wellattested  stories of the appearance of ghosts.  You

know there is a famous  story of the appearance of Mrs. Veal, prefixed to Drelincourt on  Death.'  JOHNSON.  'I

believe, Sir, that is given up.  I believe  the  woman declared upon her deathbed that it was a lie.'  BOSWELL.

'This  objection is made against the truth of ghosts appearing: that  if they  are in a state of happiness, it would

be a punishment to  them to  return to this world; and if they are in a state of misery,  it would  be giving them a

respite.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, as the  happiness or  misery of embodied spirits does not depend upon place,

but is  intellectual, we cannot say that they are less happy or less  miserable  by appearing upon earth.' 

We went down between twelve and one to Mrs. Williams's room, and  drank tea.  I mentioned that we were to

have the remains of Mr.  Gray,  in prose and verse, published by Mr. Mason.  JOHNSON.  'I  think we  have had

enough of Gray.  I see they have published a  splendid edition  of Akenside's works.  One bad ode may be

suffered;  but a number of  them together makes one sick.'  BOSWELL.  'Akenside's distinguished  poem is his

Pleasures of Imagination; but  for my part, I never could  admire it so much as most people do.'  JOHNSON.

'Sir, I could not read  it through.'  BOSWELL.  'I have  read it through; but I did not find  any great power in it.' 


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On Tuesday, March 31, he and I dined at General Paoli's. 

Dr. Johnson went home with me to my lodgings in Conduitstreet and  drank tea, previous to our going to the

Pantheon, which neither of  us  had seen before. 

He said, 'Goldsmith's Life of Parnell is poor; not that it is  poorly written, but that he had poor materials; for

nobody can  write  the life of a man, but those who have eat and drunk and lived  in  social intercourse with

him.' 

I said, that if it was not troublesome and presuming too much, I  would request him to tell me all the little

circumstances of his  life; what schools he attended, when he came to Oxford, when he  came  to London,  He

did not disapprove of my curiosity as  to these  particulars; but said, 'They'll come out by degrees as we  talk

together.' 

We talked of the proper use of riches.  JOHNSON.  'If I were a man  of a great estate, I would drive all the

rascals whom I did not  like  out of the county at an election.' 

We then walked to the Pantheon.  The first view of it did not  strike us so much as Ranelagh, of which he said,

the 'coup d'oeil  was  the finest thing he had ever seen.'  The truth is, Ranelagh is  of a  more beautiful form;

more of it or rather indeed the whole  rotunda,  appears at once, and it is better lighted.  However, as  Johnson

observed, we saw the Pantheon in time of mourning, when  there was a  dull uniformity; whereas we had seen

Ranelagh when the  view was  enlivened with a gay profusion of colours.  Mrs. Bosville,  of  Gunthwait, in

Yorkshire, joined us, and entered into  conversation with  us.  Johnson said to me afterwards, 'Sir, this is  a

mighty intelligent  lady.' 

I said there was not half a guinea's worth of pleasure in seeing  this place.  JOHNSON.  'But, Sir, there is half a

guinea's worth of  inferiority to other people in not having seen it.'  BOSWELL.  'I  doubt, Sir, whether there are

many happy people here.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, there are many happy people here.  There are many people

here who are watching hundreds, and who think hundreds are watching  them.' 

Happening to meet Sir Adam Fergusson, I presented him to Dr.  Johnson.  Sir Adam expressed some

apprehension that the Pantheon  would encourage luxury.  'Sir, (said Johnson,) I am a great friend  to  publick

amusements; for they keep people from vice.  You now  (addressing himself to me,) would have been with a

wench, had you  not  been here.O! I forgot you were married.' 

Sir Adam suggested, that luxury corrupts a people, and destroys the  spirit of liberty.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, that is

all visionary.  I would  not give half a guinea to live under one form of government rather  than another.  It is of

no moment to the happiness of an  individual.  Sir, the danger of the abuse of power is nothing to a  private

man.  What Frenchman is prevented from passing his life as  he pleases?'  SIR ADAM.  'But, Sir, in the British

constitution it  is surely of  importance to keep up a spirit in the people, so as to  preserve a  balance against the

crown.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I perceive  you are a vile  Whig.  Why all this childish jealousy of the power  of the

crown?  The  crown has not power enough.  When I say that all  governments are  alike, I consider that in no

government power can  be abused long.  Mankind will not bear it.  If a sovereign  oppresses his people to a

great degree, they will rise and cut off  his head.  There is a remedy  in human nature against tyranny, that  will

keep us safe under every  form of government.  Had not the  people of France thought themselves  honoured as

sharing in the  brilliant actions of Lewis XIV, they would  not have endured him;  and we may say the same of

the King of Prussia's  people.'  Sir Adam  introduced the ancient Greeks and Romans.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, the

mass  of both of them were barbarians.  The mass of every  people must be  barbarous where there is no

printing, and consequently  knowledge is  not generally diffused.  Knowledge is diffused among our  people by

the newspapers.'  Sir Adam mentioned the orators, poets,  and  artists of Greece.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I am talking

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Demosthenes's orations had upon them, shews that they  were barbarians.' 

On Sunday, April 5, after attending divine service at St. Paul's  church, I found him alone. 

He said, he went more frequently to church when there were prayers  only, than when there was also a

sermon, as the people required  more  an example for the one than the other; it being much easier  for them  to

hear a sermon, than to fix their minds on prayer. 

On Monday, April 6, I dined with him at Sir Alexander Macdonald's,  where was a young officer in the

regimentals of the Scots Royal,  who  talked with a vivacity, fluency, and precision so uncommon,  that he

attracted particular attention.  He proved to be the  Honourable Thomas  Erskine, youngest brother to the Earl

of Buchan,  who has since risen  into such brilliant reputation at the bar in  Westminsterhall. 

Fielding being mentioned, Johnson exclaimed, 'he was a blockhead;'  and upon my expressing my

astonishment at so strange an assertion,  he  said, 'What I mean by his being a blockhead is that he was a

barren  rascal.'  BOSWELL.  'Will you not allow, Sir, that he draws  very  natural pictures of human life?'

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it is  of very  low life.  Richardson used to say, that had he not known  who Fielding  was,

he should have believed he was an ostler.  Sir,  there is more  knowledge of the heart in one letter of

Richardson's,  than in all Tom  Jones.  I, indeed, never read Joseph Andrews.'  ERSKINE.  'Surely, Sir,

Richardson is very tedious.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, if you were to read  Richardson for the story, your

impatience would be so much fretted  that you would hang yourself.  But you must read him for the sentiment,

and consider the story as  only giving occasion to the sentiment.' 

We talked of gaming, and animadverted on it with severity.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, gentlemen, let us not aggravate

the matter.  It is  not roguery to play with a man who is ignorant of the game, while  you  are master of it, and so

win his money; for he thinks he can  play  better than you, as you think you can play better than he; and  the

superiour skill carries it.'  ERSKINE.  'He is a fool, but you  are not  a rogue.'  JOHNSON.  'That's much about

the truth, Sir.  It  must be  considered, that a man who only does what every one of the  society to  which he

belongs would do, is not a dishonest man.  In  the republick  of Sparta, it was agreed, that stealing was not

dishonourable, if not  discovered.  I do not commend a society where  there is an agreement  that what would

not otherwise be fair, shall  be fair; but I maintain,  that an individual of any society, who  practises what is

allowed, is  not a dishonest man.'  BOSWELL.  'So  then, Sir, you do not think ill  of a man who wins perhaps

forty  thousand pounds in a winter?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I do not call a  gamester a dishonest man; but I call  him

an unsocial man, an  unprofitable man.  Gaming is a mode of  transferring property  without producing any

intermediate good.  Trade  gives employment to  numbers, and so produces intermediate good.' 

On Thursday, April 9, I called on him to beg he would go and dine  with me at the Mitre tavern.  He had

resolved not to dine at all  this  day, I know not for what reason; and I was so unwilling to be  deprived  of his

company, that I was content to submit to suffer a  want, which  was at first somewhat painful, but he soon

made me  forget it; and a  man is always pleased with himself when he finds  his intellectual  inclinations

predominate. 

He observed, that to reason philosophically on the nature of  prayer, was very unprofitable. 

Talking of ghosts, he said, he knew one friend, who was an honest  man and a sensible man, who told him he

had seen a ghost, old Mr.  Edward Cave, the printer at St. John's Gate.  He said, Mr. Cave did  not like to talk of

it, and seemed to be in great horrour whenever  it  was mentioned.  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, what did he say was

the  appearance?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, something of a shadowy being.' 

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I started the question whether duelling was consistent with moral  duty.  The brave old General fired at this,

and said, with a lofty  air, 'Undoubtedly a man has a right to defend his honour.'  GOLDSMITH.  (turning to

me,) 'I ask you first, Sir, what would you  do if you were  affronted?'  I answered I should think it necessary  to

fight.  'Why  then, (replied Goldsmith,) that solves the  question.'  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir, it does not solve the

question.  It  does not follow that what a  man would do is therefore right.'  I  said, I wished to have it  settled,

whether duelling was contrary to  the laws of Christianity.  Johnson immediately entered on the  subject, and

treated it in a  masterly manner; and so far as I have  been able to recollect, his  thoughts were these: 'Sir, as

men  become in a high degree refined,  various causes of offence arise;  which are considered to be of such

importance, that life must be  staked to atone for them, though in  reality they are not so.  A  body that has

received a very fine polish  may be easily hurt.  Before men arrive at this artificial refinement,  if one tells his

neighbour he lies, his neighbour tells him he lies;  if one gives  his neighbour a blow, his neighbour gives him

a blow: but  in a  state of highly polished society, an affront is held to be a  serious injury.  It must therefore be

resented, or rather a duel  must  be fought upon it; as men have agreed to banish from their  society one  who

puts up with an affront without fighting a duel.  Now, Sir, it is  never unlawful to fight in selfdefence.  He,

then,  who fights a duel,  does not fight from passion against his  antagonist, but out of  selfdefence; to avert

the stigma of the  world, and to prevent himself  from being driven out of society.  I  could wish there was not

that  superfluity of refinement; but while  such notions prevail, no doubt a  man may lawfully fight a duel.' 

The General told us, that when he was a very young man, I think  only fifteen, serving under Prince Eugene of

Savoy, he was sitting  in  a company at table with a Prince of Wirtemberg.  The Prince took  up a  glass of wine,

and, by a fillip, made some of it fly in  Oglethorpe's  face.  Here was a nice dilemma.  To have challenged  him

instantly,  might have fixed a quarrelsome character upon the  young soldier: to  have taken no notice of it

might have been  considered as cowardice.  Oglethorpe, therefore, keeping his eye  upon the Prince, and

smiling  all the time, as if he took what his  Highness had done in jest, said  'Mon Prince,'.  (I forget the

French words he used, the purport  however was,) 'That's a good  joke; but we do it much better in  England;'

and threw a whole glass  of wine in the Prince's face.  An  old General who sat by, said, 'Il  a bien fait, mon

Prince, vous l'avez  commence:' and thus all ended  in good humour. 

Dr. Johnson said, 'Pray, General, give us an account of the siege  of Belgrade.'  Upon which the General,

pouring a little wine upon  the  table, described every thing with a wet finger: 'Here we were,  here  were the

Turks,'  Johnson listened with the closest  attention. 

A question was started, how far people who disagree in a capital  point can live in friendship together.

Johnson said they might.  Goldsmith said they could not, as they had not the idem velle atque  idem nollethe

same likings and the same aversions.  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, you must shun the subject as to which you

disagree.  For  instance, I can live very well with Burke: I love his knowledge,  his  genius, his diffusion, and

affluence of conversation; but I  would not  talk to him of the Rockingham party.'  GOLDSMITH.  'But,  Sir,

when  people live together who have something as to which they  disagree, and  which they want to shun, they

will be in the  situation mentioned in  the story of Bluebeard: "You may look into  all the chambers but one."

But we should have the greatest  inclination to look into that  chamber, to talk of that subject.'  JOHNSON.

(with a loud voice,)  'Sir, I am not saying that YOU could  live in friendship with a man  from whom you differ

as to some  point: I am only saying that I could  do it.  You put me in mind of  Sappho in Ovid.' 

Goldsmith told us, that he was now busy in writing a natural  history, and, that he might have full leisure for

it, he had taken  lodgings, at a farmer's house, near to the six milestone, on the  Edgeware road, and had carried

down his books in two returned post  chaises.  He said, he believed the farmer's family thought him an  odd

character, similar to that in which the Spectator appeared to  his  landlady and her children: he was The

Gentleman.  Mr. Mickle,  the  translator of The Lusiad, and I went to visit him at this place  a few  days

afterwards.  He was not at home; but having a curiosity  to see  his apartment, we went in and found curious

scraps of  descriptions of  animals, scrawled upon the wall with a black lead  pencil. 


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On Saturday, April 11, he appointed me to come to him in the  evening, when he should be at leisure to give

me some assistance  for  the defence of Hastie, the schoolmaster of Campbelltown, for  whom I  was to appear

in the house of Lords.  When I came, I found  him  unwilling to exert himself.  I pressed him to write down his

thoughts  upon the subject.  He said, 'There's no occasion for my  writing.  I'll  talk to you.' . . . 

Of our friend, Goldsmith, he said, 'Sir, he is so much afraid of  being unnoticed, that he often talks merely lest

you should forget  that he is in the company.'  BOSWELL.  'Yes, he stands forward.'  JOHNSON.  'True, Sir; but

if a man is to stand forward, he should  wish to do it not in an aukward posture, not in rags, not so as  that  he

shall only be exposed to ridicule.'  BOSWELL.  'For my  part, I like  very well to hear honest Goldsmith talk

away  carelessly.'  JOHNSON.  'Why yes, Sir; but he should not like to  hear himself.' . . . 

On Tuesday, April 14, the decree of the Court of Session in the  schoolmaster's cause was reversed in the

House of Lords, after a  very  eloquent speech by Lord Mansfield, who shewed himself an adept  in  school

discipline, but I thought was too rigorous towards my  client.  On the evening of the next day I supped with Dr.

Johnson,  at the  Crown and Anchor tavern, in the Strand, in company with Mr.  Langton  and his

brotherinlaw, Lord Binning. 

I talked of the recent expulsion of six students from the  University of Oxford, who were methodists and

would not desist from  publickly praying and exhorting.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, that expulsion  was  extremely just

and proper.  What have they to do at an  University who  are not willing to be taught, but will presume to

teach?  Where is  religion to be learnt but at an University?  Sir,  they were examined,  and found to be mighty

ignorant fellows.'  BOSWELL.  'But, was it not  hard, Sir, to expel them, for I am told  they were good beings?'

JOHNSON.  'I believe they might be good  beings; but they were not fit  to be in the University of Oxford.  A

cow is a very good animal in the  field; but we turn her out of a  garden.'  Lord Elibank used to repeat  this as an

illustration  uncommonly happy. 

Desirous of calling Johnson forth to talk, and exercise his wit,  though I should myself be the object of it, I

resolutely ventured  to  undertake the defence of convivial indulgence in wine, though he  was  not tonight in

the most genial humour.  After urging the  common  plausible topicks, I at last had recourse to the maxim, in

vino  veritas, a man who is well warmed with wine will speak truth.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, that may be an

argument for drinking, if you  suppose men  in general to be liars.  But, Sir, I would not keep  company with a

fellow, who lyes as long as he is sober, and whom  you must make drunk  before you can get a word of truth

out of him.' 

At this time it appears from his Prayers and Meditations, that he  had been more than commonly diligent in

religious duties,  particularly in reading the Holy Scriptures.  It was Passion Week,  that solemn season which

the Christian world has appropriated to  the  commemoration of the mysteries of our redemption, and during

which,  whatever embers of religion are in our breasts, will be  kindled into  pious warmth. 

I paid him short visits both on Friday and Saturday, and seeing his  large folio Greek Testament before him,

beheld him with a  reverential  awe, and would not intrude upon his time.  While he was  thus employed  to such

good purpose, and while his friends in their  intercourse with  him constantly found a vigorous intellect and a

lively imagination, it  is melancholy to read in his private  register, 'My mind is unsettled  and my memory

confused.  I have of  late turned my thoughts with a very  useless earnestness upon past  incidents.  I have yet got

no command  over my thoughts; an  unpleasing incident is almost certain to hinder  my rest.'  What

philosophick heroism was it in him to appear with such  manly  fortitude to the world while he was inwardly

so distressed!  We  may  surely believe that the mysterious principle of being 'made  perfect  through suffering'

was to be strongly exemplified in him. 

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We talked of sounds.  The General said, there was no beauty in a  simple sound, but only in an harmonious

composition of sounds.  I  presumed to differ from this opinion, and mentioned the soft and  sweet sound of a

fine woman's voice.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, if a  serpent or a toad uttered it, you would think it ugly.'

BOSWELL.  'So  you would think, Sir, were a beautiful tune to be uttered by  one of  those animals.'

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, it would be admired.  We have seen  fine fiddlers whom we liked as little as toads.'

(laughing.) 

While I remained in London this spring, I was with him at several  other times, both by himself and in

company.  I dined with him one  day at the Crown and Anchor tavern, in the Strand, with Lord  Elibank,  Mr.

Langton, and Dr. Vansittart of Oxford.  Without  specifying each  particular day, I have preserved the following

memorable things. 

I regretted the reflection in his Preface to Shakspeare against  Garrick, to whom we cannot but apply the

following passage: 'I  collated such copies as I could procure, and wished for more, but  have not found the

collectors of these rarities very  communicative.'  I told him, that Garrick had complained to me of  it, and had

vindicated himself by assuring me, that Johnson was  made welcome to  the full use of his collection, and that

he left  the key of it with a  servant, with orders to have a fire and every  convenience for him.  I  found

Johnson's notion was, that Garrick  wanted to be courted for  them, and that, on the contrary, Garrick  should

have courted him, and  sent him the plays of his own accord.  But, indeed, considering the  slovenly and

careless manner in which  books were treated by Johnson,  it could not be expected that scarce  and valuable

editions should have  been lent to him. 

A gentleman* having to some of the usual arguments for drinking  added this: 'You know, Sir, drinking drives

away care, and makes us  forget whatever is disagreeable.  Would not you allow a man to  drink  for that

reason?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, if he sat next YOU.' 

* The gentleman most likely is Boswell.HILL. 

A learned gentleman who in the course of conversation wished to  inform us of this simple fact, that the

Counsel upon the circuit at  Shrewsbury were much bitten by fleas, took, I suppose, seven or  eight  minutes in

relating it circumstantially.  He in a plenitude  of phrase  told us, that large bales of woollen cloth were lodged

in  the  townhall;that by reason of this, fleas nestled there in  prodigious  numbers; that the lodgings of the

counsel were near to  the  townhall;and that those little animals moved from place to  place  with wonderful

agility.  Johnson sat in great impatience till  the  gentleman had finished his tedious narrative, and then burst

out  (playfully however), 'It is a pity, Sir, that you have not seen  a  lion; for a flea has taken you such a time,

that a lion must have  served you a twelvemonth.' 

He would not allow Scotland to derive any credit from Lord  Mansfield; for he was educated in England.

'Much (said he,) may be  made of a Scotchman, if he be CAUGHT young.' 

He said, 'I am very unwilling to read the manuscripts of authours,  and give them my opinion.  If the authours

who apply to me have  money, I bid them boldly print without a name; if they have written  in order to get

money, I tell them to go to the booksellers, and  make  the best bargain they can.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, if a

bookseller  should bring you a manuscript to look at?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I  would desire the bookseller to

take it away.' 

I mentioned a friend of mine who had resided long in Spain, and was  unwilling to return to Britain.

JOHNSON.  'Sir, he is attached to  some woman.'  BOSWELL.  'I rather believe, Sir, it is the fine  climate which

keeps him there.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, how can you  talk so?  What is CLIMATE to happiness?  Place me in

the heart of  Asia, should I not be exiled?  What proportion does climate bear to  the complex system of human

life?  You may advise me to go to live  at  Bologna to eat sausages.  The sausages there are the best in the


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world; they lose much by being carried.' 

On Saturday, May 9, Mr. Dempster and I had agreed to dine by  ourselves at the British Coffeehouse.

Johnson, on whom I happened  to call in the morning, said he would join us, which he did, and we  spent a

very agreeable day, though I recollect but little of what  passed. 

He said, 'Walpole was a minister given by the King to the people:  Pitt was a minister given by the people to

the King,as an  adjunct.' 

'The misfortune of Goldsmith in conversation is this: he goes on  without knowing how he is to get off.  His

genius is great, but his  knowledge is small.  As they say of a generous man, it is a pity he  is not rich, we may

say of Goldsmith, it is a pity he is not  knowing.  He would not keep his knowledge to himself.' 

1773: AETAT. 64.]In 1773 his only publication was an edition of  his folio Dictionary, with additions and

corrections; nor did he,  so  far as is known, furnish any productions of his fertile pen to  any of  his numerous

friends or dependants, except the Preface to  his old  amanuensis Macbean's Dictionary of Ancient Geography. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR, . . . A new edition of my great Dictionary is printed,  from a copy which I was persuaded to

revise; but having made no  preparation, I was able to do very little.  Some superfluities I  have  expunged, and

some faults I have corrected, and here and there  have  scattered a remark; but the main fabrick of the work

remains  as it  was.  I had looked very little into it since I wrote it, and,  I think,  I found it full as often better, as

worse, than I  expected. 

'Baretti and Davies have had a furious quarrel; a quarrel, I think,  irreconcileable.  Dr. Goldsmith has a new

comedy, which is expected  in the spring.  No name is yet given it.  The chief diversion  arises  from a stratagem

by which a lover is made to mistake his  future  fatherinlaw's house for an inn.  This, you see, borders  upon

farce.  The dialogue is quick and gay, and the incidents are  so prepared as  not to seem improbable. . . . 

'My health seems in general to improve; but I have been troubled  for many weeks with a vexatious catarrh,

which is sometimes  sufficiently distressful.  I have not found any great effects from  bleeding and physick; and

am afraid, that I must expect help from  brighter days and softer air. 

'Write to me now and then; and whenever any good befalls you, make  haste to let me know it, for no one will

rejoice at it more than,  dear Sir, your most humble servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'London, Feb. 24, 1773.' 

'You continue to stand very high in the favour of Mrs. Thrale.' 

While a former edition of my work was passing through the press, I  was unexpectedly favoured with a packet

from Philadelphia, from Mr.  James Abercrombie, a gentleman of that country, who is pleased to  honour me

with very high praise of my Life of Dr. Johnson.  To have  the fame of my illustrious friend, and his faithful

biographer,  echoed from the New World is extremely flattering; and my grateful  acknowledgements shall be

wafted across the Atlantick.  Mr.  Abercrombie has politely conferred on me a considerable additional

obligation, by transmitting to me copies of two letters from Dr.  Johnson to American gentlemen. 


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On Saturday, April 3, the day after my arrival in London this year,  I went to his house late in the evening, and

sat with Mrs. Williams  till he came home.  I found in the London Chronicle, Dr.  Goldsmith's  apology to the

publick for beating Evans, a bookseller,  on account of  a paragraph in a newspaper published by him, which

Goldsmith thought  impertinent to him and to a lady of his  acquaintance.  The apology was  written so much in

Dr. Johnson's  manner, that both Mrs. Williams and I  supposed it to be his; but  when he came home, he soon

undeceived us.  When he said to Mrs.  Williams, 'Well, Dr. Goldsmith's manifesto has  got into your  paper;' I

asked him if Dr. Goldsmith had written it,  with an air  that made him see I suspected it was his, though

subscribed by  Goldsmith.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, Dr. Goldsmith would no more  have asked  me to write such a

thing as that for him, than he would  have asked  me to feed him with a spoon, or to do anything else that

denoted  his imbecility.  I as much believe that he wrote it, as if I  had  seen him do it.  Sir, had he shewn it to

any one friend, he would  not have been allowed to publish it.  He has, indeed, done it very  well; but it is a

foolish thing well done.  I suppose he has been  so  much elated with the success of his new comedy, that he

has  thought  every thing that concerned him must he of importance to the  publick.'  BOSWELL.  'I fancy, Sir,

this is the first time that he  has been  engaged in such an adventure.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I  believe it is  the

first time he has BEAT; he may have BEEN BEATEN  before.  This,  Sir, is a new plume to him.' 

At Mr. Thrale's, in the evening, he repeated his usual paradoxical  declamation against action in publick

speaking. 'Action can have no  effect upon reasonable minds.  It may augment noise, but it never  can  enforce

argument.' 

Lord Chesterfield being mentioned, Johnson remarked, that almost  all of that celebrated nobleman's witty

sayings were puns.  He,  however, allowed the merit of good wit to his Lordship's saying of  Lord Tyrawley

and himself, when both very old and infirm: 'Tyrawley  and I have been dead these two years; but we don't

choose to have  it  known.' 

The conversation having turned on modern imitations of ancient  ballads, and some one having praised their

simplicity, he treated  them with that ridicule which he always displayed when that subject  was mentioned. 

He disapproved of introducing scripture phrases into secular  discourse.  This seemed to me a question of some

difficulty.  A  scripture expression may be used, like a highly classical phrase,  to  produce an instantaneous

strong impression; and it may be done  without  being at all improper.  Yet I own there is danger, that  applying

the  language of our sacred book to ordinary subjects may  tend to lessen  our reverence for it.  If therefore it be

introduced  at all, it should  be with very great caution. 

On Thursday, April 8, I sat a good part of the evening with him,  but he was very silent. 

Though he was not disposed to talk, he was unwilling that I should  leave him; and when I looked at my

watch, and told him it was  twelve  o'clock, he cried, What's that to you and me?' and ordered  Frank to  tell

Mrs. Williams that we were coming to drink tea with  her, which we  did.  It was settled that we should go to

church  together next day. 

On the 9th of April, being Good Friday, I breakfasted with him on  tea and crossbuns; DOCTOR Levet, as

Frank called him, making the  tea.  He carried me with him to the church of St. Clement Danes,  where he had

his seat; and his behaviour was, as I had imaged to  myself, solemnly devout.  I never shall forget the

tremulous  earnestness with which he pronounced the awful petition in the  Litany: 'In the hour of death, and at

the day of judgement, good  LORD  deliver us. 

We went to church both in the morning and evening.  In the interval  between the two services we did not dine;

but he read in the Greek  New Testament, and I turned over several of his books. 


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I told him that Goldsmith had said to me a few days before, 'As I  take my shoes from the shoemaker, and my

coat from the taylor, so I  take my religion from the priest.'  I regretted this loose way of  talking.  JOHNSON.

'Sir, he knows nothing; he has made up his mind  about nothing.' 

To my great surprize he asked me to dine with him on Easterday.  I  never supposed that he had a dinner at

his house; for I had not  then  heard of any one of his friends having been entertained at his  table.  He told me,

'I generally have a meat pye on Sunday: it is  baked at a  publick oven, which is very properly allowed,

because  one man can  attend it; and thus the advantage is obtained of not  keeping servants  from church to

dress dinners.' 

April 11, being EasterSunday, after having attended Divine Service  at St. Paul's, I repaired to Dr. Johnson's.

I had gratified my  curiosity much in dining with JEAN JAQUES ROUSSEAU, while he lived  in  the wilds of

Neufchatel: I had as great a curiosity to dine with  DR.  SAMUEL JOHNSON, in the dusky recess of a court in

Fleetstreet.  I  supposed we should scarcely have knives and forks, and only some  strange, uncouth, illdrest

dish: but I found every thing in very  good order.  We had no other company but Mrs. Williams and a young

woman whom I did not know.  As a dinner here was considered as a  singular phaenomenon, and as I was

frequently interrogated on the  subject, my readers may perhaps be desirous to know our bill of  fare.  Foote, I

remember, in allusion to Francis, the NEGRO, was  willing to  suppose that our repast was BLACK BROTH.

But the fact  was, that we  had a very good soup, a boiled leg of lamb and  spinach, a veal pye,  and a rice

pudding. 

He owned that he thought Hawkesworth was one of his imitators, but  he did not think Goldsmith was.

Goldsmith, he said, had great  merit.  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, he is much indebted to you for his  getting so  high

in the publick estimation.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir,  he has perhaps  got SOONER to it by his intimacy with me.' 

Goldsmith, though his vanity often excited him to occasional  competition, had a very high regard for

Johnson, which he at this  time expressed in the strongest manner in the Dedication of his  comedy, entitled,

She Stoops to Conquer. 

He told me that he had twelve or fourteen times attempted to keep a  journal of his life, but never could

persevere.  He advised me to  do  it.  'The great thing to be recorded, (said he,) is the state of  your  own mind;

and you should write down every thing that you  remember, for  you cannot judge at first what is good or bad;

and  write immediately  while the impression is fresh, for it will not be  the same a week  afterwards.' 

I again solicited him to communicate to me the particulars of his  early life.  He said, 'You shall have them all

for twopence.  I  hope  you shall know a great deal more of me before you write my  Life.'  He  mentioned to

me this day many circumstances, which I  wrote down when I  went home, and have interwoven in the former

part  of this narrative. 

On Tuesday, April 13, he and Dr. Goldsmith and I dined at General  Oglethorpe's.  Goldsmith expatiated on

the common topick, that the  race of our people was degenerated, and that this was owing to  luxury.

JOHNSON.  'Sir, in the first place, I doubt the fact.  I  believe there are as many tall men in England now, as

ever there  were.  But, secondly, supposing the stature of our people to be  diminished, that is not owing to

luxury; for, Sir, consider to how  very small a proportion of our people luxury can reach.  Our  soldiery, surely,

are not luxurious, who live on sixpence a day;  and  the same remark will apply to almost all the other classes.

Luxury, so  far as it reaches the poor, will do good to the race of  people; it  will strengthen and multiply them.

Sir, no nation was  ever hurt by  luxury; for, as I said before, it can reach but to a  very few.  I  admit that the

great increase of commerce and  manufactures hurts the  military spirit of a people; because it  produces a

competition for  something else than martial honours,a  competition for riches.  It  also hurts the bodies of the

people;  for you will observe, there is no  man who works at any particular  trade, but you may know him from

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deformed: but, Sir, that is not  luxury.  A tailor sits  crosslegged; but that is not luxury.'  GOLDSMITH.

'Come, you're  just going to the same place by another  road.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Sir, I say that is not LUXURY.

Let us take a  walk from Charing  cross to Whitechapel, through, I suppose, the  greatest series of  shops in

the world; what is there in any of these  shops (if you  except ginshops,) that can do any human being any

harm?'  GOLDSMITH.  'Well, Sir, I'll accept your challenge.  The very  next  shop to Northumberlandhouse is

a pickleshop.'  JOHNSON.  'Well,  Sir: do we not know that a maid can in one afternoon make pickles

sufficient to serve a whole family for a year? nay, that five  pickleshops can serve all the kingdom?  Besides,

Sir, there is no  harm done to any body by the making of pickles, or the eating of  pickles.' 

We drank tea with the ladies; and Goldsmith sung Tony Lumpkin's  song in his comedy, She Stoops to

Conquer, and a very pretty one,  to  an Irish tune, which he had designed for Miss Hardcastle; but as  Mrs.

Bulkeley, who played the part, could not sing, it was left  out.  He  afterwards wrote it down for me, by which

means it was  preserved, and  now appears amongst his poems.  Dr. Johnson, in his  way home, stopped  at my

lodgings in Piccadilly, and sat with me,  drinking tea a second  time, till a late hour. 

I told him that Mrs. Macaulay said, she wondered how he could  reconcile his political principles with his

moral; his notions of  inequality and subordination with wishing well to the happiness of  all mankind, who

might live so agreeably, had they all their  portions  of land, and none to domineer over another.  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir, I  reconcile my principles very well, because mankind are  happier in a  state of inequality and

subordination.  Were they to  be in this pretty  state of equality, they would soon degenerate  into brutes;they

would  become Monboddo's nation;their tails  would grow.  Sir, all would be  losers were all to work for

all  they would have no intellectual  improvement.  All intellectual  improvement arises from leisure; all

leisure arises from one  working for another.' 

Talking of the family of Stuart, he said, 'It should seem that the  family at present on the throne has now

established as good a right  as the former family, by the long consent of the people; and that  to  disturb this

right might be considered as culpable.  At the same  time  I own, that it is a very difficult question, when

considered  with  respect to the house of Stuart.  To oblige people to take  oaths as to  the disputed right, is

wrong.  I know not whether I  could take them:  but I do not blame those who do.'  So  conscientious and so

delicate  was he upon this subject, which has  occasioned so much clamour against  him. 

On Thursday, April 15, I dined with him and Dr. Goldsmith at  General Paoli's. 

I spoke of Allan Ramsay's Gentle Shepherd, in the Scottish dialect,  as the best pastoral that had ever been

written; not only abounding  with beautiful rural imagery, and just and pleasing sentiments, but  being a real

picture of manners; and I offered to teach Dr. Johnson  to understand it.  'No, Sir, (said he,) I won't learn it.

You  shall  retain your superiority by my not knowing it.' 

It having been observed that there was little hospitality in  London;JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, any man who has

a name, or who has  the  power of pleasing, will be very generally invited in London.  The man,  Sterne, I have

been told, has had engagements for three  months.'  GOLDSMITH.  'And a very dull fellow.'  JOHNSON.  'Why,

no, Sir.' 

Martinelli told us, that for several years he lived much with  Charles Townshend, and that he ventured to tell

him he was a bad  joker.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, thus much I can say upon the subject.  One day he and a few

more agreed to go and dine in the country, and  each of them was to bring a friend in his carriage with him.

Charles  Townshend asked Fitzherbert to go with him, but told him,  "You must  find somebody to bring you

back: I can only carry you  there."  Fitzherbert did not much like this arrangement.  He  however  consented,

observing sarcastically, "It will do very well;  for then  the same jokes will serve you in returning as in going."' 


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An eminent publick character being mentioned;JOHNSON.  'I  remember being present when he shewed

himself to be so corrupted,  or  at least something so different from what I think right, as to  maintain, that a

member of parliament should go along with his  party  right or wrong.  Now, Sir, this is so remote from native

virtue, from  scholastick virtue, that a good man must have  undergone a great change  before he can reconcile

himself to such a  doctrine.  It is maintaining  that you may lie to the publick; for  you lie when you call that

right  which you think wrong, or the  reverse.  A friend of ours, who is too  much an echo of that  gentleman,

observed, that a man who does not  stick uniformly to a  party, is only waiting to be bought.  Why then,  said I,

he is only  waiting to be what that gentleman is already.' 

We talked of the King's coming to see Goldsmith's new play.'I  wish he would,' said Goldsmith; adding,

however, with an affected  indifference, 'Not that it would do me the least good.'  JOHNSON.  'Well then, Sir,

let us say it would do HIM good, (laughing.)  No,  Sir, this affectation will not pass;it is mighty idle.  In such

a  state as ours, who would not wish to please the Chief Magistrate?'  GOLDSMITH.  'I DO wish to please him.

I remember a line in  Dryden, 

     "And every poet is the monarch's friend."

It ought to be reversed.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, there are finer lines in  Dryden on this subject: 

    "For colleges on bounteous Kings depend,

     And never rebel was to arts a friend."'

General Paoli observed, that 'successful rebels might.'  MARTINELLI.  'Happy rebellions.'  GOLDSMITH.

'We have no such  phrase.'  GENERAL PAOLI.  'But have you not the THING?'  GOLDSMITH.  'Yes; all our

HAPPY revolutions.  They have hurt our constitution,  and will hurt it, till we mend it by another HAPPY

REVOLUTION.'  I  never before discovered that my friend Goldsmith had so much of the  old prejudice in

him. 

General Paoli, talking of Goldsmith's new play, said, 'Il a fait un  compliment tres gracieux a une certaine

grande dame;' meaning a  Duchess of the first rank. 

I expressed a doubt whether Goldsmith intended it, in order that I  might hear the truth from himself.  It,

perhaps, was not quite fair  to endeavour to bring him to a confession, as he might not wish to  avow positively

his taking part against the Court.  He smiled and  hesitated.  The General at once relieved him, by this beautiful

image: 'Monsieur Goldsmith est comme la mer, qui jette des perles  et  beaucoup d'autres belles choses, sans

s'en appercevoir.'  GOLDSMITH.  'Tres bien dit et tres elegamment.' 

A person was mentioned, who it was said could take down in short  hand the speeches in parliament with

perfect exactness.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is impossible.  I remember one, Angel, who came to me to  write for him

a Preface or Dedication to a book upon short hand,  and  he professed to write as fast as a man could speak.  In

order  to try  him, I took down a book, and read while he wrote; and I  favoured him,  for I read more

deliberately than usual.  I had  proceeded but a very  little way, when he begged I would desist, for  he could not

follow  me.'  Hearing now for the first time of this  Preface or Dedication, I  said, 'What an expense, Sir, do you

put us  to in buying books, to  which you have written Prefaces or  Dedications.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I  have

dedicated to the Royal family  all round; that is to say, to the  last generation of the Royal  family.'

GOLDSMITH.  'And perhaps, Sir,  not one sentence of wit in  a whole Dedication.'  JOHNSON.  'Perhaps  not,

Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'What then is the reason for applying to a  particular person to do  that which any one may do

as well?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, one man  has greater readiness at doing it than another.' 

I spoke of Mr. Harris, of Salisbury, as being a very learned man,  and in particular an eminent Grecian.

JOHNSON.  'I am not sure of  that.  His friends give him out as such, but I know not who of his  friends are able

to judge of it.'  GOLDSMITH.  'He is what is much  better: he is a worthy humane man.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir,


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that is  not  to the purpose of our argument: that will as much prove that he  can  play upon the fiddle as well as

Giardini, as that he is an  eminent  Grecian.'  GOLDSMITH.  'The greatest musical performers  have but small

emoluments.  Giardini, I am told, does not get above  seven hundred a  year.'  JOHNSON.  'That is indeed but

little for a  man to get, who  does best that which so many endeavour to do.  There is nothing, I  think, in which

the power of art is shown so  much as in playing on the  fiddle.  In all other things we can do  something at first.

Any man  will forge a bar of iron, if you give  him a hammer; not so well as a  smith, but tolerably.  A man will

saw a piece of wood, and make a box,  though a clumsy one; but give  him a fiddle and a fiddlestick, and he

can do nothing.' 

On Monday, April 19, he called on me with Mrs. Williams, in Mr.  Strahan's coach, and carried me out to dine

with Mr. Elphinston, at  his academy at Kensington.  A printer having acquired a fortune  sufficient to keep his

coach, was a good topick for the credit of  literature.  Mrs. Williams said, that another printer, Mr.  Hamilton,

had not waited so long as Mr. Strahan, but had kept his  coach several  years sooner.  JOHNSON.  'He was in

the right.  Life  is short.  The  sooner that a man begins to enjoy his wealth the  better.' 

Mr. Elphinston talked of a new book that was much admired, and  asked Dr. Johnson if he had read it.

JOHNSON.  'I have looked into  it.'  'What, (said Elphinston,) have you not read it through?'  Johnson, offended

at being thus pressed, and so obliged to own his  cursory mode of reading, answered tartly, 'No, Sir, do YOU

read  books  THROUGH?' 

On Wednesday, April 21, I dined with him at Mr. Thrale's.  A  gentleman attacked Garrick for being vain.

JOHNSON.  'No wonder,  Sir, that he is vain; a man who is perpetually flattered in every  mode that can be

conceived.  So many bellows have blown the fire,  that one wonders he is not by this time become a cinder.'

BOSWELL.  'And such bellows too.  Lord Mansfield with his cheeks like to  burst:  Lord Chatham like an

Aeolus.  I have read such notes from  them to him,  as were enough to turn his head.'  JOHNSON.  'True.  When

he whom every  body else flatters, flatters me, I then am truly  happy.'  Mrs. THRALE.  'The sentiment is in

Congreve, I think.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Madam, in  The Way of the World: 

    "If there's delight in love, 'tis when I see

     That heart which others bleed for, bleed for me."

No, Sir, I should not be surprized though Garrick chained the  ocean, and lashed the winds.'  BOSWELL.

'Should it not be, Sir,  lashed the ocean and chained the winds?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir,  recollect the original: 

    "In Corum atque Eurum solitus saevire flagellis

     Barbarus, Aeolia nunquam hoc in carcere passos,

     Ipsum compedibus qui vinxerat Ennosigaeum."

The modes of living in different countries, and the various views  with which men travel in quest of new

scenes, having been talked  of,  a learned gentleman who holds a considerable office in the law,  expatiated on

the happiness of a savage life; and mentioned an  instance of an officer who had actually lived for some time

in the  wilds of America, of whom, when in that state, he quoted this  reflection with an air of admiration, as if

it had been deeply  philosophical: 'Here am I, free and unrestrained, amidst the rude  magnificence of Nature,

with this Indian woman by my side, and this  gun with which I can procure food when I want it; what more

can be  desired for human happiness?'  It did not require much sagacity to  foresee that such a sentiment would

not be permitted to pass  without  due animadversion.  JOHNSON.  'Do not allow yourself, Sir,  to be  imposed

upon by such gross absurdity.  It is sad stuff; it is  brutish.  If a bull could speak, he might as well

exclaim,Here am  I with this  cow and this grass; what being can enjoy greater  felicity?' 

We talked of the melancholy end of a gentleman who had destroyed  himself.  JOHNSON.  'It was owing to

imaginary difficulties in his  affairs, which, had he talked with any friend, would soon have  vanished.'

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universally  disordered  in their intellects, but one passion presses so upon  them, that they  yield to it, and

commit suicide, as a passionate  man will stab  another.'  He added, 'I have often thought, that  after a man has

taken  the resolution to kill himself, it is not  courage in him to do any  thing, however desperate, because he

has  nothing to fear.'  GOLDSMITH.  'I don't see that.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  but my dear Sir, why should not  you

see what every one else sees?'  GOLDSMITH.  'It is for fear of  something that he has resolved to  kill himself;

and will not that  timid disposition restrain him?'  JOHNSON.  'It does not signify that  the fear of something

made him  resolve; it is upon the state of his  mind, after the resolution is  taken, that I argue.  Suppose a man,

either from fear, or pride, or  conscience, or whatever motive, has  resolved to kill himself; when  once the

resolution is taken, he has  nothing to fear.  He may then  go and take the King of Prussia by the  nose, at the

head of his  army.  He cannot fear the rack, who is  resolved to kill himself.  When Eustace Budgel was walking

down to the  Thames, determined to  drown himself, he might, if he pleased, without  any apprehension of

danger, have turned aside, and first set fire to  St. James's  palace.' 

On Tuesday, April 27, Mr. Beauclerk and I called on him in the  morning.  As we walked up Johnson'scourt,

I said, 'I have a  veneration for this court;' and was glad to find that Beauclerk had  the same reverential

enthusiasm.  We found him alone.  We talked of  Mr. Andrew Stuart's elegant and plausible Letters to Lord

Mansfield:  a copy of which had been sent by the authour to Dr.  Johnson.  JOHNSON.  'They have not

answered the end.  They have not  been talked of; I  have never heard of them.  This is owing to their  not being

sold.  People seldom read a book which is given to them;  and few are given.  The way to spread a work is to

sell it at a low  price.  No man will  send to buy a thing that costs even sixpence,  without an intention to  read it.' 

He said, 'Goldsmith should not be for ever attempting to shine in  conversation: he has not temper for it, he is

so much mortified  when  he fails.  Sir, a game of jokes is composed partly of skill,  partly of  chance, a man

may be beat at times by one who has not the  tenth part  of his wit.  Now Goldsmith's putting himself against

another, is like  a man laying a hundred to one who cannot spare the  hundred.  It is not  worth a man's while.  A

man should not lay a  hundred to one, unless he  can easily spare it, though he has a  hundred chances for him:

he can  get but a guinea, and he may lose a  hundred.  Goldsmith is in this  state.  When he contends, if he gets

the better, it is a very little  addition to a man of his literary  reputation: if he does not get the  better, he is

miserably vexed.' 

Johnson's own superlative powers of wit set him above any risk of  such uneasiness.  Garrick had remarked to

me of him, a few days  before, 'Rabelais and all other wits are nothing compared with him.  You may be

diverted by them; but Johnson gives you a forcible hug,  and shakes laughter out of you, whether you will or

no.' 

Goldsmith, however, was often very fortunate in his witty contests,  even when he entered the lists with

Johnson himself.  Sir Joshua  Reynolds was in company with them one day, when Goldsmith said,  that  he

thought he could write a good fable, mentioned the  simplicity which  that kind of composition requires, and

observed,  that in most fables  the animals introduced seldom talk in  character.  'For instance, (said  he,) the

fable of the little  fishes, who saw birds fly over their  heads, and envying them,  petitioned Jupiter to be

changed into birds.  The skill (continued  he,) consists in making them talk like little  fishes.'  While he  indulged

himself in this fanciful reverie, he  observed Johnson  shaking his sides, and laughing.  Upon which he  smartly

proceeded,  'Why, Dr. Johnson, this is not so easy as you seem  to think; for if  you were to make little fishes

talk, they would talk  like WHALES.' 

On Thursday, April 29, I dined with him at General Oglethorpe's,  where were Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr.

Langton, Dr. Goldsmith, and Mr.  Thrale.  I was very desirous to get Dr. Johnson absolutely fixed in  his

resolution to go with me to the Hebrides this year; and I told  him that I had received a letter from Dr.

Robertson the historian,  upon the subject, with which he was much pleased; and now talked in  such a manner

of his longintended tour, that I was satisfied he  meant to fulfil his engagement. 


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The character of Mallet having been introduced, and spoken of  slightingly by Goldsmith; JOHNSON.  'Why,

Sir, Mallet had talents  enough to keep his literary reputation alive as long as he himself  lived; and that, let me

tell you, is a good deal.'  GOLDSMITH.  'But I  cannot agree that it was so.  His literary reputation was  dead

long  before his natural death.  I consider an authour's  literary reputation  to be alive only while his name will

ensure a  good price for his copy  from the booksellers.  I will get you (to  Johnson,) a hundred guineas  for any

thing whatever that you shall  write, if you put your name to  it.' 

Dr. Goldsmith's new play, She Stoops to Conquer, being mentioned;  JOHNSON.  'I know of no comedy for

many years that has so much  exhilarated an audience, that has answered so much the great end of

comedymaking an audience merry.' 

Goldsmith having said, that Garrick's compliment to the Queen,  which he introduced into the play of The

Chances, which he had  altered and revised this year, was mean and gross flattery;  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I

would not WRITE, I would not give solemnly  under my  hand, a character beyond what I thought really true;

but a  speech on  the stage, let it flatter ever so extravagantly, is  formular.  It has  always been formular to flatter

Kings and Queens;  so much so, that  even in our churchservice we have "our most  religious King," used

indiscriminately, whoever is King.  Nay, they  even flatter  themselves;"we have been graciously pleased to

grant."  No modern  flattery, however, is so gross as that of the  Augustan age, where the  Emperour was

deified.  "Proesens Divus  habebitur Augustus."  And as to  meanness, (rising into warmth,) how  is it mean in a

player,a  showman,a fellow who exhibits himself  for a shilling, to flatter his  Queen?  The attempt,

indeed, was  dangerous; for if it had missed, what  became of Garrick, and what  became of the Queen?  As Sir

William  Temple says of a great  General, it is necessary not only that his  designs be formed in a  masterly

manner, but that they should be  attended with success.  Sir, it is right, at a time when the Royal  Family is not

generally  liked, to let it be seen that the people like  at least one of  them.'  SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS.  'I do

not perceive why  the profession  of a player should be despised; for the great and  ultimate end of  all the

employments of mankind is to produce  amusement.  Garrick  produces more amusement than any body.'

BOSWELL.  'You say, Dr.  Johnson, that Garrick exhibits himself for a shilling.  In this  respect he is only on a

footing with a lawyer who exhibits  himself  for his fee, and even will maintain any nonsense or absurdity,  if

the case requires it.  Garrick refuses a play or a part which he  does not like; a lawyer never refuses.'

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, what  does this prove? only that a lawyer is worse.  Boswell is now like  Jack in The

Tale of a Tub, who, when he is puzzled by an argument,  hangs himself.  He thinks I shall cut him down, but

I'll let him  hang.' (laughing vociferously.)  SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS.  'Mr. Boswell  thinks that the

profession of a lawyer being unquestionably  honourable, if he can show the profession of a player to be more

honourable, he proves his argument.' 

On Friday, April 30, I dined with him at Mr. Beauclerk's, where  were Lord Charlemont, Sir Joshua Reynolds,

and some more members of  the LITERARY CLUB, whom he had obligingly invited to meet me, as I  was

this evening to be balloted for as candidate for admission into  that distinguished society.  Johnson had done

me the honour to  propose me, and Beauclerk was very zealous for me. 

Goldsmith being mentioned; JOHNSON.  'It is amazing how little  Goldsmith knows.  He seldom comes where

he is not more ignorant  than  any one else.'  SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS.  'Yet there is no man  whose  company

is more liked.'  JOHNSON.  'To be sure, Sir.  When  people find  a man of the most distinguished abilities as a

writer,  their inferiour  while he is with them, it must be highly gratifying  to them.  What  Goldsmith comically

says of himself is very true,  he always gets the  better when he argues alone; meaning, that he is  master of a

subject  in his study, and can write well upon it; but  when he comes into  company, grows confused, and

unable to talk.  Take him as a poet, his  Traveller is a very fine performance; ay,  and so is his Deserted  Village,

were it not sometimes too much the  echo of his Traveller.  Whether, indeed, we take him as a poet,as  a

comick writer,or as  an historian, he stands in the first  class.'  BOSWELL.  'An historian!  My dear Sir, you

surely will not  rank his compilation of the Roman  History with the works of other  historians of this age?'

JOHNSON.  'Why, who are before him?'  BOSWELL.  'Hume,Robertson,Lord  Lyttelton.'  JOHNSON (his


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antipathy to the Scotch beginning to rise).  'I have not read Hume;  but, doubtless, Goldsmith's History is better

than the VERBIAGE of  Robertson, or the foppery of Dalrymple.'  BOSwELL.  'Will you not  admit the

superiority of Robertson, in whose  History we find such  penetrationsuch painting?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you

must consider how  that penetration and that painting are employed.  It  is not  history, it is imagination.  He who

describes what he never  saw,  draws from fancy.  Robertson paints minds as Sir Joshua paints  faces in a

historypiece: he imagines an heroic countenance.  You  must look upon Robertson's work as romance, and try

it by that  standard.  History it is not.  Besides, Sir, it is the great  excellence of a writer to put into his book as

much as his book  will  hold.  Goldsmith has done this in his History.  Now Robertson  might  have put twice as

much into his book.  Robertson is like a  man who has  packed gold in wool: the wool takes up more room than

the gold.  No,  Sir; I always thought Robertson would be crushed by  his own  weight,would be buried under

his own ornaments.  Goldsmith tells you  shortly all you want to know: Robertson detains  you a great deal too

long.  No man will read Robertson's cumbrous  detail a second time; but  Goldsmith's plain narrative will

please  again and again.  I would say  to Robertson what an old tutor of a  college said to one of his pupils:

"Read over your compositions,  and where ever you meet with a passage  which you think is  particularly fine,

strike it out."  Goldsmith's  abridgement is  better than that of Lucius Florus or Eutropius; and I  will venture  to

say, that if you compare him with Vertot, in the same  places of  the Roman History, you will find that he

excels Vertot.  Sir, he  has the art of compiling, and of saying every thing he has to  say  in a pleasing manner.

He is now writing a Natural History and  will  make it as entertaining as a Persian Tale.' 

I cannot dismiss the present topick without observing, that it is  probable that Dr. Johnson, who owned that he

often 'talked for  victory,' rather urged plausible objections to Dr. Robertson's  excellent historical works, in the

ardour of contest, than  expressed  his real and decided opinion; for it is not easy to  suppose, that he  should so

widely differ from the rest of the  literary world. 

JOHNSON.  'I remember once being with Goldsmith in Westminster  abbey.  While we surveyed the Poets'

Corner, I said to him, 

    "Forsitan et nostrum nomen miscebitur istis."

when we got to Templebar he stopped me, pointed to the heads upon  it, and slily whispered me, 

    "Forsitan et nostrum nomen miscebitur ISTIS."'*

* In allusion to Dr. Johnson's supposed political principles, and  perhaps his own.  Boswell. 

Johnson praised John Bunyan highly.  'His Pilgrim's Progress has  great merit, both for invention, imagination,

and the conduct of  the  story; and it has had the best evidence of its merit, the  general and  continued

approbation of mankind.  Few books, I  believe, have had a  more extensive sale.  It is remarkable, that it  begins

very much like  the poem of Dante; yet there was no  translation of Dante when Bunyan  wrote.  There is reason

to think  that he had read Spenser.' 

A proposition which had been agitated, that monuments to eminent  persons should, for the time to come, be

erected in St. Paul's  church  as well as in Westminsterabbey, was mentioned; and it was  asked, who  should

be honoured by having his monument first erected  there.  Somebody suggested Pope.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir,

as Pope was  a Roman  Catholick, I would not have his to be first.  I think  Milton's rather  should have the

precedence.  I think more highly of  him now than I did  at twenty.  There is more thinking in him and in  Butler,

than in any  of our poets.' 

The gentlemen went away to their club, and I was left at  Beauclerk's till the fate of my election should be

announced to me.  I  sat in a state of anxiety which even the charming conversation of  Lady  Di Beauclerk

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to the place  of meeting, and was introduced to such a society as  can seldom be  found.  Mr. Edmund Burke,

whom I then saw for the  first time, and  whose splendid talents had long made me ardently  wish for his

acquaintance; Dr. Nugent, Mr. Garrick, Dr. Goldsmith,  Mr. (afterwards  Sir William) Jones, and the company

with whom I had  dined.  Upon my  entrance, Johnson placed himself behind a chair, on  which he leaned as  on

a desk or pulpit, and with humorous formality  gave me a Charge,  pointing out the conduct expected from me

as a  good member of this  club. 

Goldsmith produced some very absurd verses which had been publickly  recited to an audience for money.

JOHNSON.  'I can match this  nonsense.  There was a poem called Eugenio, which came out some  years  ago,

and concludes thus: 

    "And now, ye trifling, selfassuming elves,

     Brimful of pride, of nothing, of yourselves,

     Survey Eugenio, view him o'er and o'er,

     Then sink into yourselves, and be no more."

Nay, Dryden in his poem on the Royal Society, has these lines: 

    "Then we upon our globe's last verge shall go,

       And see the ocean leaning on the sky;

     From thence our rolling neighbours we shall know,

       And on the lunar world securely pry."'

Much pleasant conversation passed, which Johnson relished with  great good humour.  But his conversation

alone, or what led to it,  or  was interwoven with it, is the business of this work. 

On Saturday, May 1, we dined by ourselves at our old rendezvous,  the Mitre tavern.  He was placid, but not

much disposed to talk.  He  observed that 'The Irish mix better with the English than the  Scotch  do; their

language is nearer to English; as a proof of  which, they  succeed very well as players, which Scotchmen do

not.  Then, Sir, they  have not that extreme nationality which we find in  the Scotch.  I will  do you, Boswell, the

justice to say, that you  are the most  UNSCOTTIFIED of your countrymen.  You are almost the  only instance

of  a Scotchman that I have known, who did not at  every other sentence  bring in some other Scotchman.' 

On Friday, May 7, I breakfasted with him at Mr. Thrale's in the  Borough.  While we were alone, I

endeavoured as well as I could to  apologise for a lady who had been divorced from her husband by act  of

Parliament.  I said, that he had used her very ill, had behaved  brutally to her, and that she could not continue

to live with him  without having her delicacy contaminated; that all affection for  him  was thus destroyed; that

the essence of conjugal union being  gone,  there remained only a cold form, a mere civil obligation;  that she

was  in the prime of life, with qualities to produce  happiness; that these  ought not to be lost; and, that the

gentleman  on whose account she was  divorced had gained her heart while thus  unhappily situated.  Seduced,

perhaps, by the charms of the lady in  question, I thus attempted to  palliate what I was sensible could  not be

justified; for when I had  finished my harangue, my venerable  friend gave me a proper check: 'My  dear Sir,

never accustom your  mind to mingle virtue and vice.  The  woman's a whore, and there's  an end on't.' 

He described the father of one of his friends thus: 'Sir, he was so  exuberant a talker at publick meeting, that

the gentlemen of his  county were afraid of him.  No business could be done for his  declamation.' 

He did not give me full credit when I mentioned that I had carried  on a short conversation by signs with some

Esquimaux who were then  in  London, particularly with one of them who was a priest.  He  thought I  could not

make them understand me.  No man was more  incredulous as to  particular facts, which were at all

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I dined with him this day at the house of my friends, Messieurs  Edward and Charles Dilly, booksellers in the

Poultry: there were  present, their elder brother Mr. Dilly of Bedfordshire, Dr.  Goldsmith, Mr. Langton, Mr.

Claxton, Reverend Dr. Mayo a dissenting  minister, the Reverend Mr. Toplady, and my friend the Reverend

Mr.  Temple. 

BOSWELL.  'I am well assured that the people of Otaheite who have  the bread tree, the fruit of which serves

them for bread, laughed  heartily when they were informed of the tedious process necessary  with us to have

bread;plowing, sowing, harrowing, reaping,  threshing, grinding, baking.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, all

ignorant  savages will laugh when they are told of the advantages of  civilized  life.  Were you to tell men who

live without houses, how  we pile brick  upon brick, and rafter upon rafter, and that after a  house is raised  to a

certain height, a man tumbles off a scaffold,  and breaks his  neck; he would laugh heartily at our folly in

building; but it does  not follow that men are better without  houses.  No, Sir, (holding up a  slice of a good

loaf,) this is  better than the bread tree.' 

I introduced the subject of toleration.  JOHNSON.  'Every society  has a right to preserve publick peace and

order, and therefore has  a  good right to prohibit the propagation of opinions which have a  dangerous

tendency.  To say the MAGISTRATE has this right, is using  an inadequate word: it is the SOCIETY for

which the magistrate is  agent.  He may be morally or theologically wrong in restraining the  propagation of

opinions which he thinks dangerous, but he is  politically right.'  MAYO.  'I am of opinion, Sir, that every man

is  entitled to liberty of conscience in religion; and that the  magistrate  cannot restrain that right.'  JOHNSON.

'Sir, I agree  with you.  Every  man has a right to liberty of conscience, and with  that the magistrate  cannot

interfere.  People confound liberty of  thinking with liberty of  talking; nay, with liberty of preaching.  Every

man has a physical  right to think as he pleases; for it  cannot be discovered how he  thinks.  He has not a moral

right, for  he ought to inform himself, and  think justly.  But, Sir, no member  of a society has a right to TEACH

any doctrine contrary to what the  society holds to be true.  The  magistrate, I say, may be wrong in  what he

thinks: but while he thinks  himself right, he may and ought  to enforce what he thinks.'  MAYO.  'Then, Sir, we

are to remain  always in errour, and truth never can  prevail; and the magistrate  was right in persecuting the

first  Christians.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  the only method by which religious truth  can be established is by

martyrdom.  The magistrate has a right to  enforce what he thinks;  and he who is conscious of the truth has a

right to suffer.  I am  afraid there is no other way of ascertaining  the truth, but by  persecution on the one hand

and enduring it on the  other.'  GOLDSMITH.  'But how is a man to act, Sir?  Though firmly  convinced  of the

truth of his doctrine, may he not think it wrong to  expose  himself to persecution?  Has he a right to do so?  Is it

not,  as it  were, committing voluntary suicide?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, as to  voluntary suicide, as you call it, there

are twenty thousand men in  an army who will go without scruple to be shot at, and mount a  breach  for

fivepence a day.'  GOLDSMITH.  'But have they a moral  right to do  this?'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, if you will

not take the  universal  opinion of mankind, I have nothing to say.  If mankind  cannot defend  their own way of

thinking, I cannot defend it.  Sir,  if a man is in  doubt whether it would be better for him to expose  himself to

martyrdom or not, he should not do it.  He must be  convinced that he  has a delegation from heaven.'

GOLDSMITH.  'I  would consider whether  there is the greater chance of good or evil  upon the whole.  If I see  a

man who had fallen into a well, I would  wish to help him out; but if  there is a greater probability that he  shall

pull me in, than that I  shall pull him out, I would not  attempt it.  So were I to go to  Turkey, I might wish to

convert the  Grand Signor to the Christian  faith; but when I considered that I  should probably be put to death

without effectuating my purpose in  any degree, I should keep myself  quiet.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you must

consider that we have perfect and  imperfect obligations.  Perfect  obligations, which are generally not  to do

something, are clear and  positive; as, "thou shalt not kill?'  But charity, for instance, is  not definable by limits.

It is a duty  to give to the poor; but no  man can say how much another should give  to the poor, or when a man

has given too little to save his soul.  In  the same manner it is a  duty to instruct the ignorant, and of

consequence to convert  infidels to Christianity; but no man in the  common course of things  is obliged to

carry this to such a degree as  to incur the danger of  martyrdom, as no man is obliged to strip  himself to the

shirt in  order to give charity.  I have said, that a  man must be persuaded  that he has a particular delegation

from  heaven.'  GOLDSMITH.  'How  is this to be known?  Our first reformers,  who were burnt for not  believing


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bread and wine to be  CHRIST'JOHNSON.  (interrupting  him,) 'Sir, they were not burnt for  not believing

bread and wine to  be CHRIST, but for insulting those who  did believe it.  And, Sir,  when the first reformers

began, they did  not intend to be martyred:  as many of them ran away as could.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, there

was  your countryman, Elwal, who you told  me challenged King George with  his blackguards, and his

redguards.'  JOHNSON.  'My countryman,  Elwal, Sir, should have been put in the  stocks; a proper pulpit for

him; and he'd have had a numerous  audience.  A man who preaches in  the stocks will always have hearers

enough.'  BOSWELL.  'But Elwal  thought himself in the right.'  JOHNSON.  'We are not providing for  mad

people; there are places for  them in the neighbourhood.'  (meaning moorfields.)  MAYO.  'But, Sir,  is it not

very hard that I  should not be allowed to teach my children  what I really believe to  be the truth?'  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir, you  might contrive to teach  your children extra scandalum; but, Sir, the  magistrate, if he  knows it,

has a right to restrain you.  Suppose you  teach your  children to be thieves?'  MAYO.  'This is making a joke of

the  subject.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, take it thus:that you teach them  the community of goods; for which

there are as many plausible  arguments as for most erroneous doctrines.  You teach them that all  things at first

were in common, and that no man had a right to any  thing but as he laid his hands upon it; and that this still

is, or  ought to be, the rule amongst mankind.  Here, Sir, you sap a great  principle in society,property.  And

don't you think the  magistrate  would have a right to prevent you?  Or, suppose you  should teach your  children

the notion of the Adamites, and they  should run naked into  the streets, would not the magistrate have a  right

to flog 'em into  their doublets?'  MAYO.  'I think the  magistrate has no right to  interfere till there is some overt

act.'  BOSWELL.  'So, Sir, though he  sees an enemy to the state charging a  blunderbuss, he is not to  interfere

till it is fired off?'  MAYO.  'He must be sure of its  direction against the state.'  JOHNSON.  'The magistrate is to

judge of  that.He has no right to restrain  your thinking, because the evil  centers in yourself.  If a man were

sitting at this table, and  chopping off his fingers, the  magistrate, as guardian of the  community, has no

authority to  restrain him, however he might do it  from kindness as a parent.  Though, indeed, upon more

consideration,  I think he may; as it is  probable, that he who is chopping off his own  fingers, may soon

proceed to chop off those of other people.  If I  think it right to  steal Mr. Dilly's plate, I am a bad man; but he

can  say nothing to  me.  If I make an open declaration that I think so, he  will keep me  out of his house.  If I put

forth my hand, I shall be  sent to  Newgate.  This is the gradation of thinking, preaching, and  acting:  if a man

thinks erroneously, he may keep his thoughts to  himself,  and nobody will trouble him; if he preaches

erroneous  doctrine,  society may expel him; if he acts in consequence of it, the  law  takes place, and he is

hanged.'  MAYO.  'But, Sir, ought not  Christians to have liberty of conscience?'  JOHNSON.  'I have  already

told you so, Sir.  You are coming back to where you were.'  BOSWELL.  'Dr. Mayo is always taking a return

postchaise, and  going the stage  over again.  He has it at half price.'  JOHNSON.  'Dr. Mayo, like other

champions for unlimited toleration, has got a  set of words.  Sir, it  is no matter, politically, whether the

magistrate be right or wrong.  Suppose a club were to be formed, to  drink confusion to King George  the Third,

and a happy restoration  to Charles the Third, this would be  very bad with respect to the  State; but every

member of that club must  either conform to its  rules, or be turned out of it.  Old Baxter, I  remember,

maintains,  that the magistrate should "tolerate all things  that are  tolerable."  This is no good definition of

toleration upon  any  principle; but it shows that he thought some things were not  tolerable.'  TOPLADY.  'Sir,

you have untwisted this difficult  subject with great dexterity.' 

During this argument, Goldsmith sat in restless agitation, from a  wish to get in and SHINE.  Finding himself

excluded, he had taken  his  hat to go away, but remained for some time with it in his hand,  like a  gamester,

who at the close of a long night, lingers for a  little  while, to see if he can have a favourable opening to finish

with  success.  Once when he was beginning to speak, he found  himself  overpowered by the loud voice of

Johnson, who was at the  opposite end  of the table, and did not perceive Goldsmith's  attempt.  Thus

disappointed of his wish to obtain the attention of  the company,  Goldsmith in a passion threw down his hat,

looking  angrily at Johnson,  and exclaiming in a bitter tone, 'TAKE IT.'  When Toplady was going to  speak,

Johnson uttered some sound, which  led Goldsmith to think that  he was beginning again, and taking the  words

from Toplady.  Upon  which, he seized this opportunity of  venting his own envy and spleen,  under the pretext

of supporting  another person: 


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'Sir, (said he to Johnson,) the gentleman has heard you patiently  for an hour; pray allow us now to hear him.'

JOHNSON.  (sternly,)  'Sir, I was not interrupting the gentleman.  I was only giving him  a  signal of my

attention.  Sir, you are impertinent.'  Goldsmith  made no  reply, but continued in the company for some time. 

A gentleman present ventured to ask Dr. Johnson if there was not a  material difference as to toleration of

opinions which lead to  action, and opinions merely speculative; for instance, would it be  wrong in the

magistrate to tolerate those who preach against the  doctrine of the TRINITY?  Johnson was highly offended,

and said, 'I  wonder, Sir, how a gentleman of your piety can introduce this  subject  in a mixed company.'  He

told me afterwards, that the  impropriety was,  that perhaps some of the company might have talked  on the

subject in  such terms as might have shocked him; or he might  have been forced to  appear in their eyes a

narrowminded man.  The  gentleman, with  submissive deference, said, he had only hinted at  the question

from a  desire to hear Dr. Johnson's opinion upon it.  JOHNSON.  'Why then,  Sir, I think that permitting men to

preach any  opinion contrary to the  doctrine of the established church tends,  in a certain degree, to  lessen the

authority of the church, and  consequently, to lessen the  influence of religion.'  'It may be  considered, (said the

gentleman,)  whether it would not be politick  to tolerate in such a case.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, we have been talking

of RIGHT: this is another  question.  I think it is NOT politick to  tolerate in such a case.' 

BOSWELL.  'Pray, Mr. Dilly, how does Dr. Leland's History of  Ireland sell?'  JOHNSON.  (bursting forth with

a generous  indignation,) 'The Irish are in a most unnatural state; for we see  there the minority prevailing over

the majority.  There is no  instance, even in the ten persecutions, of such severity as that  which the protestants

of Ireland have exercised against the  Catholicks.  Did we tell them we have conquered them, it would be

above board: to punish them by confiscation and other penalties, as  rebels, was monstrous injustice.  King

William was not their lawful  sovereign: he had not been acknowledged by the Parliament of  Ireland,  when

they appeared in arms against him.' 

He and Mr. Langton and I went together to THE CLUB, where we found  Mr. Burke, Mr. Garrick, and some

other members, and amongst them  our  friend Goldsmith, who sat silently brooding over Johnson's  reprimand

to him after dinner.  Johnson perceived this, and said  aside to some  of us, 'I'll make Goldsmith forgive me;'

and then  called to him in a  loud voice, 'Dr. Goldsmith,something passed  today where you and I  dined; I

ask your pardon.'  Goldsmith  answered placidly, 'It must be  much from you, Sir, that I take  ill.'  And so at once

the difference  was over, and they were on as  easy terms as ever, and Goldsmith  rattled away as usual. 

In our way to the club tonight, when I regretted that Goldsmith  would, upon every occasion, endeavour to

shine, by which he often  exposed himself, Mr. Langton observed, that he was not like  Addison,  who was

content with the fame of his writings, and did not  aim also at  excellency in conversation, for which he found

himself  unfit; and that  he said to a lady who complained of his having  talked little in  company, 'Madam, I

have but ninepence in ready  money, but I can draw  for a thousand pounds.'  I observed, that  Goldsmith had a

great deal  of gold in his cabinet, but, not content  with that, was always taking  out his purse.  JOHNSON.  'Yes,

Sir,  and that so often an empty  purse!' 

Goldsmith's incessant desire of being conspicuous in company, was  the occasion of his sometimes appearing

to such disadvantage as one  should hardly have supposed possible in a man of his genius.  When  his literary

reputation had risen deservedly high, and his society  was much courted, he became very jealous of the

extraordinary  attention which was every where paid to Johnson.  One evening, in a  circle of wits, he found

fault with me for talking of Johnson as  entitled to the honour of unquestionable superiority.  'Sir, (said  he,)

you are for making a monarchy of what should be a republick.' 

He was still more mortified, when talking in a company with fluent  vivacity, and, as he flattered himself, to

the admiration of all  who  were present; a German who sat next him, and perceived Johnson  rolling  himself,

as if about to speak, suddenly stopped him,  saying, 'Stay,  stay,Toctor Shonson is going to say something.'

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with strong expressions  of indignation. 

It may also be observed, that Goldsmith was sometimes content to be  treated with an easy familiarity, but,

upon occasions, would be  consequential and important.  An instance of this occurred in a  small  particular.

Johnson had a way of contracting the names of  his  friends; as Beauclerk, Beau; Boswell, Bozzy; Langton,

Lanky;  Murphy,  Mur; Sheridan, Sherry.  I remember one day, when Tom Davies  was  telling that Dr. Johnson

said, 'We are all in labour for a name  to  GOLDY'S play,' Goldsmith seemed displeased that such a liberty

should  be taken with his name, and said, 'I have often desired him  not to  call me GOLDY.'  Tom was

remarkably attentive to the most  minute  circumstance about Johnson.  I recollect his telling me  once, on my

arrival in London, 'Sir, our great friend has made an  improvement on  his appellation of old Mr. Sheridan.  He

calls him  now Sherry derry.' 

On Monday, May 9, as I was to set out on my return to Scotland next  morning, I was desirous to see as much

of Dr. Johnson as I could.  But  I first called on Goldsmith to take leave of him.  The jealousy  and  envy which,

though possessed of many most amiable qualities, he  frankly avowed, broke out violently at this interview.

Upon  another  occasion, when Goldsmith confessed himself to be of an  envious  disposition, I contended with

Johnson that we ought not to  be angry  with him, he was so candid in owning it.  'Nay, Sir, (said  Johnson,)  we

must be angry that a man has such a superabundance of  an odious  quality, that he cannot keep it within his

own breast,  but it boils  over.'  In my opinion, however, Goldsmith had not more  of it than  other people have,

but only talked of it freely. 

He now seemed very angry that Johnson was going to be a traveller;  said 'he would be a dead weight for me

to carry, and that I should  never be able to lug him along through the Highlands and Hebrides.'  Nor would he

patiently allow me to enlarge upon Johnson's wonderful  abilities; but exclaimed, 'Is he like Burke, who winds

into a  subject  like a serpent?'  'But, (said I,) Johnson is the Hercules  who  strangled serpents in his cradle.' 

I dined with Dr. Johnson at General Paoli's.  He was obliged, by  indisposition, to leave the company early; he

appointed me,  however,  to meet him in the evening at Mr. (now Sir Robert)  Chambers's in the  Temple, where

he accordingly came, though he  continued to be very ill.  Chambers, as is common on such  occasions,

prescribed various remedies  to him.  JOHNSON.  (fretted  by pain,) 'Pr'ythee don't tease me.  Stay  till I am well,

and then  you shall tell me how to cure myself.'  He  grew better, and talked  with a noble enthusiasm of keeping

up the  representation of  respectable families.  His zeal on this subject was  a circumstance  in his character

exceedingly remarkable, when it is  considered that  he himself had no pretensions to blood.  I heard him  once

say, 'I  have great merit in being zealous for subordination and  the honours  of birth; for I can hardly tell who

was my grandfather.'  He  maintained the dignity and propriety of male succession, in  opposition to the opinion

of one of our friends, who had that day  employed Mr. Chambers to draw his will, devising his estate to his

three sisters, in preference to a remote heir male.  Johnson called  them 'three DOWDIES,' and said, with as

high a spirit as the  boldest  Baron in the most perfect days of the feudal system, 'An  ancient  estate should

always go to males.  It is mighty foolish to  let a  stranger have it because he marries your daughter, and takes

your  name.  As for an estate newly acquired by trade, you may give  it, if  you will, to the dog Towser, and let

him keep his OWN name.' 

I have known him at times exceedingly diverted at what seemed to  others a very small sport.  He now laughed

immoderately, without  any  reason that we could perceive, at our friend's making his will;  called  him the

TESTATOR, and added, 'I dare say, he thinks he has  done a  mighty thing.  He won't stay till he gets home to

his seat  in the  country, to produce this wonderful deed: he'll call up the  landlord of  the first inn on the road;

and, after a suitable  preface upon  mortality and the uncertainty of life, will tell him  that he should  not delay

making his will; and here, Sir, will he  say, is my will,  which I have just made, with the assistance of one  of

the ablest  lawyers in the kingdom; and he will read it to him  (laughing all the  time).  He believes he has made

this will; but he  did not make it:  you, Chambers, made it for him.  I trust you have  had more conscience  than

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turned into verse,  like a ballad.' 

Mr. Chambers did not by any means relish this jocularity upon a  matter of which pars magna fuit, and seemed

impatient till he got  rid  of us.  Johnson could not stop his merriment, but continued it  all the  way till we got

without the Templegate.  He then burst  into such a  fit of laughter, that he appeared to be almost in a

convulsion; and,  in order to support himself, laid hold of one of  the posts at the side  of the foot pavement, and

sent forth peals so  loud, that in the  silence of the night his voice seemed to resound  from Templebar to

Fleetditch. 

This most ludicrous exhibition of the aweful, melancholy, and  venerable Johnson, happened well to

counteract the feelings of  sadness which I used to experience when parting with him for a  considerable time.  I

accompanied him to his door, where he gave me  his blessing. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR Sir,I shall set out from London on Friday the sixth of this  month, and purpose not to loiter much by

the way.  Which day I  shall  be at Edinburgh, I cannot exactly tell.  I suppose I must  drive to an  inn, and send a

porter to find you. 

'I am afraid Beattie will not be at his College soon enough for us,  and I shall be sorry to miss him; but there is

no staying for the  concurrence of all conveniences.  We will do as well as we can.  I  am, Sir, your most humble

servant, 

'August 3, 1773.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'Newcastle, Aug. 11, 1773. 

'DEAR SIR, I came hither last night, and hope, but do not  absolutely promise, to be in Edinburgh on

Saturday.  Beattie will  not  come so soon.  I am, Sir, your most humble servant, 

'My compliments to your lady.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

TO THE SAME. 

'Mr. Johnson sends his compliments to Mr. Boswell, being just  arrived at Boyd's.Saturday night.' 

His stay in Scotland was from the 18th of August, on which day he  arrived, till the 22nd of November, when

he set out on his return  to  London; and I believe ninetyfour days were never passed by any  man in  a more

vigorous exertion.* 

* In his Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, published the year  after Johnson died, Boswell gives a detailed

account of Johnson's  conversation and adventures with him throughout the journey of  1773.  Partly owing to

their uninterrupted association, partly to  the  strangeness and variation of background and circumstances, and

partly  to Boswell's larger leisure during the tour for the  elaboration of his  account, the journal is even more

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read the Tour  unabridged!ED. 

His humane forgiving disposition was put to a pretty strong test on  his return to London, by a liberty which

Mr. Thomas Davies had  taken  with him in his absence, which was, to publish two volumes,  entitled,

Miscellaneous and fugitive Pieces, which he advertised in  the  newspapers, 'By the Authour of the Rambler.'

In this  collection,  several of Dr. Johnson's acknowledged writings, several  of his  anonymous performances,

and some which he had written for  others, were  inserted; but there were also some in which he had no

concern  whatever.  He was at first very angry, as he had good  reason to be.  But, upon consideration of his

poor friend's narrow  circumstances,  and that he had only a little profit in view, and  meant no harm, he  soon

relented, and continued his kindness to him  as formerly. 

In the course of his selfexamination with retrospect to this year,  he seems to have been much dejected; for

he says, January 1, 1774,  'This year has passed with so little improvement, that I doubt  whether I have not

rather impaired than increased my learning'; and  yet we have seen how he READ, and we know how he

TALKED during that  period. 

He was now seriously engaged in writing an account of our travels  in the Hebrides, in consequence of which

I had the pleasure of a  more  frequent correspondence with him. 

'TO BENNET LANGTON, ESQ., AT LANGTON, NEAR SPILSBY, LINCOLNSHIRE. 

'DEAR SIR,You have reason to reproach me that I have left your  last letter so long unanswered, but I had

nothing particular to  say.  Chambers, you find, is gone far, and poor Goldsmith is gone  much  further.  He died

of a fever, exasperated, as I believe, by  the fear  of distress.  He had raised money and squandered it, by  every

artifice  of acquisition, and folly of expence.  But let not  his frailties be  remembered; he was a very great man. 

'I have just begun to print my Journey to the Hebrides, and am  leaving the press to take another journey into

Wales, whither Mr.  Thrale is going, to take possession of, at least, five hundred a  year, fallen to his lady.  All

at Streatham, that are alive, are  well. 

'I have never recovered from the last dreadful illness, but flatter  myself that I grow gradually better; much,

however, yet remains to  mend.  [Greek text omitted]. 

'If you have the Latin version of Busy, curious, thirsty fly, be so  kind as to transcribe and send it; but you

need not be in haste,  for  I shall be I know not where, for at least five weeks.  I wrote  the  following tetastrick

on poor Goldsmith: 

[Greek text omitted] 

'Please to make my most respectful compliments to all the ladies,  and remember me to young George and his

sisters.  I reckon George  begins to shew a pair of heels. 

'Do not be sullen now, but let me find a letter when I come back.  I am, dear Sir, your affectionate, humble

servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON. 

'July 5,1774.' 

In his manuscript diary of this year, there is the following  entry: 


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'Nov. 27.  Advent Sunday.  I considered that this day, being the  beginning of the ecclesiastical year, was a

proper time for a new  course of life.  I began to read the Greek Testament regularly at  160  verses every

Sunday.  This day I began the Acts. 

'In this week I read Virgil's Pastorals.  I learned to repeat the  Pollio and Gallus.  I read carelessly the first

Georgick.' 

Such evidences of his unceasing ardour, both for 'divine and human  lore,' when advanced into his sixtyfifth

year, and notwithstanding  his many disturbances from disease, must make us at once honour his  spirit, and

lament that it should be so grievously clogged by its  material tegument. 

1775: AETAT. 66.] 

'MR. BOSWELL TO DR. JOHNSON. 

'Edinburgh, Feb. 2,1775. 

'. . . As to Macpherson,' I am anxious to have from yourself a full  and pointed account of what has passed

between you and him.  It is  confidently told here, that before your book came out he sent to  you,  to let you

know that he understood you meant to deny the  authenticity  of Ossian's poems; that the originals were in his

possession; that you  might have inspection of them, and might take  the evidence of people  skilled in the Erse

language; and that he  hoped, after this fair  offer, you would not be so uncandid as to  assert that he had

refused  reasonable proof.  That you paid no  regard to his message, but  published your strong attack upon him;

and then he wrote a letter to  you, in such terms as he thought  suited to one who had not acted as a  man of

veracity.' . . . 

What words were used by Mr. Macpherson in his letter to the  venerable Sage, I have never heard; but they

are generally said to  have been of a nature very different from the language of literary  contest.  Dr. Johnson's

answer appeared in the newspapers of the  day, and has since been frequently republished; but not with

perfect  accuracy.  I give it as dictated to me by himself, written  down in his  presence, and authenticated by a

note in his own  handwriting, 'This, I  think, is a true copy.' 

'MR. JAMES MACPHERSON,I received your foolish and impudent  letter.  Any violence offered me I

shall do my best to repel; and  what I cannot do for myself, the law shall do for me.  I hope I  shall  never be

deterred from detecting what I think a cheat, by the  menaces  of a ruffian. 

'What would you have me retract?  I thought your book an imposture;  I think it an imposture still.  For this

opinion I have given my  reasons to the publick, which I here dare you to refute.  Your rage  I  defy.  Your

abilities, since your Homer, are not so formidable;  and  what I hear of your morals, inclines me to pay regard

not to  what you  shall say, but to what you shall prove.  You may print  this if  you  will.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Mr. Macpherson little knew the character of Dr. Johnson, if he  supposed that he could be easily intimidated;

for no man was ever  more remarkable for personal courage.  He had, indeed, an aweful  dread of death, or

rather, 'of something after death;' and what  rational man, who seriously thinks of quitting all that he has ever

known, and going into a new and unknown state of being, can be  without that dread?  But his fear was from

reflection; his courage  natural.  His fear, in that one instance, was the result of  philosophical and religious

consideration.  He feared death, but he  feared nothing else, not even what might occasion death.  Many

instances of his resolution may be mentioned.  One day, at Mr.  Beauclerk's house in the country, when two

large dogs were  fighting,  he went up to them, and beat them till they separated;  and at another  time, when


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told of the danger there was that a gun  might burst if  charged with many balls, he put in six or seven, and

fired it off  against a wall.  Mr. Langton told me, that when they  were swimming  together near Oxford, he

cautioned Dr. Johnson  against a pool, which  was reckoned particularly dangerous; upon  which Johnson

directly swam  into it.  He told me himself that one  night he was attacked in the  street by four men, to whom

he would  not yield, but kept them all at  bay, till the watch came up, and  carried both him and them to the

roundhouse.  In the playhouse at  Lichfield, as Mr. Garrick informed  me, Johnson having for a moment

quitted a chair which was placed for  him between the sidescenes, a  gentleman took possession of it, and

when Johnson on his return  civilly demanded his seat, rudely refused  to give it up; upon which  Johnson laid

hold of it, and tossed him and  the chair into the pit.  Foote, who so successfully revived the old  comedy, by

exhibiting  living characters, had resolved to imitate  Johnson on the stage,  expecting great profits from his

ridicule of so  celebrated a man.  Johnson being informed of his intention, and being  at dinner at Mr.  Thomas

Davies's the bookseller, from whom I had the  story, he asked  Mr. Davies 'what was the common price of an

oak  stick;' and being  answered sixpence, 'Why then, Sir, (said he,) give  me leave to  send your servant to

purchase me a shilling one.  I'll  have a  double quantity; for I am told Foote means to take me off, as  he  calls it,

and I am determined the fellow shall not do it with  impunity.  Davies took care to acquaint Foote of this,

which  effectually checked the wantonness of the mimick.  Mr. Macpherson's  menaces made Johnson provide

himself with the same implement of  defence; and had he been attacked, I have no doubt that, old as he  was,

he would have made his corporal prowess be felt as much as his  intellectual. 

His Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland is a most valuable  performance.  Johnson's grateful

acknowledgements of kindnesses  received in the course of this tour, completely refute the brutal  reflections

which have been thrown out against him, as if he had  made  an ungrateful return; and his delicacy in sparing

in his book  those  who we find from his letters to Mrs. Thrale were just objects  of  censure, is much to be

admired.  His candour and amiable  disposition  is conspicuous from his conduct, when informed by Mr.

Macleod, of  Rasay, that he had committed a mistake, which gave that  gentleman some  uneasiness.  He wrote

him a courteous and kind  letter, and inserted in  the newspapers an advertisement,  correcting the mistake. 

As to his prejudice against the Scotch, which I always ascribed to  that nationality which he observed in

THEM, he said to the same  gentleman, 'When I find a Scotchman, to whom an Englishman is as a

Scotchman, that Scotchman shall be as an Englishman to me.'  His  intimacy with many gentlemen of

Scotland, and his employing so many  natives of that country as his amanuenses, prove that his prejudice  was

not virulent; and I have deposited in the British Museum,  amongst  other pieces of his writing, the following

note in answer  to one from  me, asking if he would meet me at dinner at the Mitre,  though a friend  of mine, a

Scotchman, was to be there: 

'Mr. Johnson does not see why Mr. Boswell should suppose a  Scotchman less acceptable than any other man.

He will be at the  Mitre.' 

My muchvalued friend Dr. Barnard, now Bishop of Killaloc, having  once expressed to him an

apprehension, that if he should visit  Ireland he might treat the people of that country more unfavourably  than

he had done the Scotch, he answered, with strong pointed  doubleedged wit, 'Sir, you have no reason to be

afraid of me.  The  Irish are not in a conspiracy to cheat the world by false  representations of the merits of their

countrymen.  No, Sir; the  Irish are a FAIR PEOPLE;they never speak well of one another.' 

All the miserable cavillings against his Journey, in newspapers,  magazines, and other fugitive publications, I

can speak from  certain  knowledge, only furnished him with sport.  At last there  came out a  scurrilous volume,

larger than Johnson's own, filled  with malignant  abuse, under a name, real or fictitious, of some low  man in

an obscure  corner of Scotland, though supposed to be the  work of another  Scotchman, who has found means

to make himself well  known both in  Scotland and England.  The effect which it had upon  Johnson was, to

produce this pleasant observation to Mr. Seward, to  whom he lent the  book: 'This fellow must be a

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No, Sir, if they had wit, they should  have kept pelting me with  pamphlets.' 

On Tuesday, March 21, I arrived in London; and on repairing to Dr.  Johnson's before dinner, found him in his

study, sitting with Mr.  Peter Garrick, the elder brother of David, strongly resembling him  in  countenance and

voice, but of more sedate and placid manners.  Johnson  informed me, that 'though Mr. Beauclerk was in great

pain,  it was  hoped he was not in danger, and that he now wished to  consult Dr.  Heberden to try the effect of a

NEW UNDERSTANDING.'  Both at this  interview, and in the evening at Mr. Thrale's where he  and Mr. Peter

Garrick and I met again, he was vehement on the  subject of the Ossian  controversy; observing, 'We do not

know that  there are any ancient  Erse manuscripts; and we have no other reason  to disbelieve that there  are

men with three heads, but that we do  not know that there are any  such men.'  He also was outrageous upon  his

supposition that my  countrymen 'loved Scotland better than  truth,' saying, 'All of  them,nay not all,but

DROVES of them,  would come up, and attest any  thing for the honour of Scotland.'  He also persevered in his

wild  allegation, that he questioned if  there was a tree between Edinburgh  and the English border older  than

himself.  I assured him he was  mistaken, and suggested that  the proper punishment would be that he  should

receive a stripe at  every tree above a hundred years old, that  was found within that  space.  He laughed, and

said, 'I believe I might  submit to it for a  BAUBEE!' 

The doubts which, in my correspondence with him, I had ventured to  state as to the justice and wisdom of the

conduct of GreatBritain  towards the American colonies, while I at the same time requested  that he would

enable me to inform myself upon that momentous  subject,  he had altogether disregarded; and had recently

published  a pamphlet,  entitled, Taxation no Tyranny; an answer to the  Resolutions and  Address of the

American Congress. 

He had long before indulged most unfavourable sentiments of our  fellowsubjects in America.  For, as early

as 1769, I was told by  Dr.  John Campbell, that he had said of them, 'Sir, they are a race  of  convicts, and ought

to be thankful for any thing we allow them  short  of hanging.' 

Of this performance I avoided to talk with him; for I had now  formed a clear and settled opinion, that the

people of America were  well warranted to resist a claim that their fellowsubjects in the  mothercountry

should have the entire command of their fortunes, by  taxing them without their own consent; and the extreme

violence  which  it breathed, appeared to me so unsuitable to the mildness of  a  christian philosopher, and so

directly opposite to the principles  of  peace which he had so beautifully recommended in his pamphlet

respecting Falkland's Islands, that I was sorry to see him appear  in  so unfavourable a light. 

On Friday, March 24, I met him at the LITERARY CLUB, where were Mr.  Beauclerk, Mr. Langton, Mr.

Colman, Dr. Percy, Mr. Vesey, Sir  Charles  Bunbury, Dr. George Fordyce, Mr. Steevens, and Mr. Charles

Fox.  Before he came in, we talked of his Journey to the Western  Islands,  and of his coming away 'willing to

believe the second  sight,' which  seemed to excite some ridicule.  I was then so  impressed with the  truth of

many of the stories of it which I had  been told, that I  avowed my conviction, saying, 'He is only WILLING  to

believe: I DO  believe.  The evidence is enough for me, though  not for his great  mind.  What will not fill a

quart bottle will  fill a pint bottle.  I  am filled with belief.'  'Are you? (said  Colman,) then cork it up.' 

I found his Journey the common topick of conversation in London at  this time, wherever I happened to be.  At

one of Lord Mansfield's  formal Sunday evening conversations, strangely called Levees, his  Lordship

addressed me, 'We have all been reading your travels, Mr.  Boswell.'  I answered, 'I was but the humble

attendant of Dr.  Johnson.'  The Chief Justice replied, with that air and manner  which  none, who ever saw and

heard him, can forget, 'He speaks ill  of nobody  but Ossian.' 

Johnson was in high spirits this evening at the club, and talked  with great animation and success.  He attacked

Swift, as he used to  do upon all occasions.  The Tale of a Tub is so much superiour to  his  other writings, that

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thoughts, so  much of nature, and art, and life.'  I wondered to  hear him say of  Gulliver's Travels, 'When once

you have thought of  big men and little  men, it is very easy to do all the rest.'  I  endeavoured to make a  stand

for Swift, and tried to rouse those who  were much more able to  defend him; but in vain.  Johnson at last,  of

his own accord, allowed  very great merit to the inventory of  articles found in the pocket of  the Man

Mountain, particularly the  description of his watch, which it  was conjectured was his God; as  he consulted it

upon all occasions.  He observed, that 'Swift put  his name to but two things, (after he  had a name to put,) The

Plan  for the Improvement of the English  Language, and the last Drapier's  Letter.' 

From Swift, there was an easy transition to Mr. Thomas Sheridan  JOHNSON.  'Sheridan is a wonderful

admirer of the tragedy of  Douglas,  and presented its authour with a gold medal.  Some years  ago, at a

coffeehouse in Oxford, I called to him, "Mr. Sheridan,  Mr. Sheridan,  how came you to give a gold medal to

Home, for  writing that foolish  play?"  This you see, was wanton and insolent;  but I MEANT to be  wanton and

insolent.  A medal has no value but as  a stamp of merit.  And was Sheridan to assume to himself the right  of

giving that stamp?  If Sheridan was magnificent enough to bestow  a gold medal as an  honorary reward of

dramatick excellence, he  should have requested one  of the Universities to choose the person  on whom it

should be  conferred.  Sheridan had no right to give a  stamp of merit: it was  counterfeiting Apollo's coin.' 

On Monday, March 27, I breakfasted with him at Mr Strahan's.  He  told us, that he was engaged to go that

evening to Mrs. Abington's  benefit.  'She was visiting some ladies whom I was visiting, and  begged that I

would come to her benefit.  I told her I could not  hear: but she insisted so much on my coming, that it would

have  been  brutal to have refused her.'  This was a speech quite  characteristical.  He loved to bring forward his

having been in the  gay circles of life; and he was, perhaps, a little vain of the  solicitations of this elegant and

fashionable actress.  He told us,  the play was to be the The Hypocrite, altered from Cibber's  Nonjuror,  so as to

satirize the Methodists.  'I do not think (said  he,) the  character of The Hypocrite justly applicable to the

Methodists, but it  was very applicable to the Nonjurors.' 

Mr. Strahan had taken a poor boy from the country as an apprentice,  upon Johnson's recommendation.

Johnson having enquired after him,  said, 'Mr. Strahan, let me have five guineas on account, and I'll  give this

boy one.  Nay if a man recommends a boy, and does nothing  for him, it is sad work.  Call him down.' 

I followed him into the courtyard, behind Mr. Strahan's house; and  there I had a proof of what I had heard

him profess, that he talked  alike to all.  'Some people tell you that they let themselves down  to  the capacity of

their hearers.  I never do that.  I speak  uniformly,  in as intelligible a manner as I can.' 

'Well, my boy, how do you go on?''Pretty well, Sir; but they are  afraid I an't strong enough for some parts

of the business.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I shall be sorry for it; for when you consider with  how little  mental power

and corporeal labour a printer can get a  guinea a week,  it is a very desirable occupation for you.  Do you

hear,take all the  pains you can; and if this does not do, we must  think of some other  way of life for you.

There's a guinea.' 

Here was one of the many, many instances of his active benevolence.  At the same time, the slow and

sonorous solemnity with which, while  he bent himself down, he addressed a little thick shortlegged boy,

contrasted with the boy's aukwardness and awe, could not but excite  some ludicrous emotions. 

I met him at Drurylane playhouse in the evening.  Sir Joshua  Reynolds, at Mrs. Abington's request, had

promised to bring a body  of  wits to her benefit; and having secured forty places in the  front  boxes, had done

me the honour to put me in the group.  Johnson sat on  the seat directly behind me; and as he could neither  see

nor hear at  such a distance from the stage, he was wrapped up  in grave  abstraction, and seemed quite a cloud,

amidst all the  sunshine of  glitter and gaiety.  I wondered at his patience in  sitting out a play  of five acts, and a

farce of two.  He said very  little; but after the  prologue to Bon Ton had been spoken, which he  could hear

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has written  prologues  superiour to any that David Garrick has written; but  David Garrick has  written more

good prologues than Dryden has done.  It is wonderful that  he has been able to write such variety of  them.' 

At Mr. Beauclerk's, where I supped, was Mr. Garrick, whom I made  happy with Johnson's praise of his

prologues; and I suppose, in  gratitude to him, he took up one of his favourite topicks, the  nationality of the

Scotch, which he maintained in a pleasant  manner,  with the aid of a little poetical fiction.  'Come, come,  don't

deny  it: they are really national.  Why, now, the Adams are  as  liberalminded men as any in the world: but, I

don't know how it  is,  all their workmen are Scotch.  You are, to be sure, wonderfully  free  from that

nationality: but so it happens, that you employ the  only  Scotch shoeblack in London.'  He imitated the

manner of his  old  master with ludicrous exaggeration; repeating, with pauses and  halfwhistlings interjected, 

    'Os homini sublime dedit,caelumque tueri

     Jussit,et erectos ad sideratollere vultus';

looking downwards all the time, and, while pronouncing the four  last words, absolutely touching the ground

with a kind of contorted  gesticulation. 

Garrick, however, when he pleased, could imitate Johnson very  exactly; for that great actor, with his

distinguished powers of  expression which were so universally admired, possessed also an  admirable talent of

mimickry.  He was always jealous that Johnson  spoke lightly of him.  I recollect his exhibiting him to me one

day,  as if saying, 'Davy has some convivial pleasantry about him,  but 'tis  a futile fellow;' which he uttered

perfectly with the tone  and air of  Johnson. 

I cannot too frequently request of my readers, while they peruse my  account of Johnson's conversation, to

endeavour to keep in mind his  deliberate and strong utterance.  His mode of speaking was indeed  very

impressive; and I wish it could be preserved as musick is  written, according to the very ingenious method of

Mr. Steele, who  has shewn how the recitation of Mr. Garrick, and other eminent  speakers, might be

transmitted to posterity IN SCORE. 

Next day I dined with Johnson at Mr. Thrale's.  He attacked Gray,  calling him 'a dull fellow.'  BOSWELL.  'I

understand he was  reserved, and might appear dull in company; but surely he was not  dull in poetry.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, he was dull in company, dull in  his  closet, dull every where.  He was dull in a new way, and

that  made  many people think him GREAT.  He was a mechanical poet.'  He  then  repeated some ludicrous

lines, which have escaped my memory,  and said,  'Is not that GREAT, like his Odes?'  Mrs. Thrale  maintained

that his  Odes were melodious; upon which he exclaimed, 

'Weave the warp, and weave the woof;' 

I added, in a solemn tone, 

    'The windingsheet of Edward's race.'

'THERE is a good line.'  'Ay, (said he,) and the next line is a  good one,' (pronouncing it contemptuously;) 

    'Give ample verge and room enough.'

'No, Sir, there are but two good stanzas in Gray's poetry, which  are in his Elegy in a Country Churchyard.'

He then repeated the  stanza, 

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mistaking one word; for instead of precincts he said confines.  He  added, 'The other stanza I forget.' 

A young lady who had married a man much her inferiour in rank being  mentioned, a question arose how a

woman's relations should behave  to  her in such a situation; and, while I recapitulate the debate,  and  recollect

what has since happened, I cannot but be struck in a  manner  that delicacy forbids me to express.  While I

contended that  she ought  to be treated with an inflexible steadiness of  displeasure, Mrs.  Thrale was all for

mildness and forgiveness, and,  according to the  vulgar phrase, 'making the best of a bad bargain.'  JOHNSON.

Madam, we  must distinguish.  Were I a man of rank, I  would not let a daughter  starve who had made a mean

marriage; but  having voluntarily degraded  herself from the station which she was  originally entitled to hold, I

would support her only in that which  she herself had chosen; and would  not put her on a level with my  other

daughters.  You are to consider,  Madam, that it is our duty  to maintain the subordination of civilized  society;

and when there  is a gross and shameful deviation from rank,  it should be punished  so as to deter others from

the same perversion.' 

On Friday, March 31, I supped with him and some friends at a  tavern.  One of the company* attempted, with

too much forwardness,  to  rally him on his late appearance at the theatre; but had reason  to  repent of his

temerity.  'Why, Sir, did you go to Mrs.  Abington's  benefit?  Did you see?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.'  'Did you

hear?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.'  'Why then, Sir, did you go?'  JOHNSON.  'Because, Sir, she is a favourite of the

publick; and  when the  publick cares the thousandth part for you that it does for  her, I will  go to your benefit

too.' 

* Very likely Boswell.HILL. 

Next morning I won a small bet from Lady Diana Beauclerk, by asking  him as to one of his particularities,

which her Ladyship laid I  durst  not do.  It seems he had been frequently observed at the Club  to put  into his

pocket the Seville oranges, after he had squeezed  the juice  of them into the drink which he made for himself.

Beauclerk and  Garrick talked of it to me, and seemed to think that  he had a strange  unwillingness to be

discovered.  We could not  divine what he did with  them; and this was the bold question to be  put.  I saw on his

table  the spoils of the preceding night, some  fresh peels nicely scraped and  cut into pieces.  'O, Sir, (said I,)  I

now partly see what you do with  the squeezed oranges which you  put into your pocket at the Club.'

JOHNSON.  'I have a great love  for them.'  BOSWELL.  'And pray, Sir,  what do you do with them?  You scrape

them, it seems, very neatly, and  what next?'  JOHNSON.  'Let them dry, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'And what next?'

JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Sir, you shall know their fate no further.'  BOSWELL.  'Then the  world must be left in the

dark.  It must be said (assuming  a mock  solemnity,) he scraped them, and let them dry, but what he did  with

them next, he never could be prevailed upon to tell.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, you should say it more

emphatically:he could not be  prevailed upon, even by his dearest friends, to tell.' 

He had this morning received his Diploma as Doctor of Laws from the  University of Oxford.  He did not

vaunt of his new dignity, but I  understood he was highly pleased with it. 

I observed to him that there were very few of his friends so  accurate as that I could venture to put down in

writing what they  told me as his sayings.  JOHNSON.  'Why should you write down MY  sayings?'

BOSWELL.  'I write them when they are good.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, you may as well write down the sayings of

any one else that  are  good.'  But WHERE, I might with great propriety have added, can  I find  such? 

Next day, Sunday, April 2, I dined with him at Mr. Hoole's.  We  talked of Pope.  JOHNSON.  'He wrote, his

Dunciad for fame.  That  was  his primary motive.  Had it not been for that, the dunces might  have  railed against

him till they were weary, without his troubling  himself  about them.  He delighted to vex them, no doubt; but

he had  more  delight in seeing how well he could vex them.' 


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His Taxation no Tyranny being mentioned, he said, 'I think I have  not been attacked enough for it.  Attack is

the reaction; I never  think I have hit hard, unless it rebounds.'  BOSWELL.  'I don't  know,  Sir, what you

would be at.  Five or six shots of small arms  in every  newspaper, and repeated cannonading in pamphlets,

might, I  think,  satisfy you.  But, Sir, you'll never make out this match, of  which we  have talked, with a certain

political lady,* since you are  so severe  against her principles.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, I have the  better  chance

for that.  She is like the Amazons of old; she must  be courted  by the sword.  But I have not been severe upon

her.'  BOSWELL.  'Yes,  Sir, you have made her ridiculous.'  JOHNSON.  'That was already done,  Sir.  To

endeavour to make HER ridiculous,  is like blacking the  chimney.' 

* Croker identifies her as Mrs. Macaulay.  See p. 119.ED. 

I talked of the cheerfulness of Fleetstreet, owing to the constant  quick succession of people which we

perceive passing through it.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, Fleetstreet has a very animated appearance;  but  I think

the full tide of human existence is at Charingcross.' 

He made the common remark on the unhappiness which men who have led  a busy life experience, when they

retire in expectation of enjoying  themselves at ease, and that they generally languish for want of  their habitual

occupation, and wish to return to it.  He mentioned  as  strong an instance of this as can well be imagined.  'An

eminent  tallowchandler in London, who had acquired a considerable fortune,  gave up the trade in favour of

his foreman, and went to live at a  countryhouse near town.  He soon grew weary, and paid frequent  visits to

his old shop, where he desired they might let him know  their meltingdays, and he would come and assist

them; which he  accordingly did.  Here, Sir, was a man, to whom the most disgusting  circumstance in the

business to which he had been used was a relief  from idleness.' 

On Wednesday, April 5, I dined with him at Messieurs Dilly's, with  Mr. John Scott of Amwell, the Quaker,

Mr. Langton, Mr. Miller, (now  Sir John,) and Dr. Thomas Campbell, an Irish clergyman, whom I took  the

liberty of inviting to Mr. Dilly's table, having seen him at  Mr.  Thrale's, and been told that he had come to

England chiefly  with a  view to see Dr. Johnson, for whom he entertained the highest  veneration.  He has since

published A Philosophical Survey of the  South of Ireland, a very entertaining book, which has, however, one

fault;that it assumes the fictitious character of an Englishman. 

We talked of publick speakingJOHNSON.  'We must not estimate a  man's powers by his being able, or not

able to deliver his  sentiments  in publick.  Isaac Hawkins Browne, one of the first wits  of this  country, got into

Parliament, and never opened his mouth.  For my own  part, I think it is more disgraceful never to try to  speak,

than to  try it and fail; as it is more disgraceful not to  fight, than to fight  and be beaten.'  This argument

appeared to me  fallacious; for if a man  has not spoken, it may be said that he  would have done very well it he

had tried; whereas, if he has tried  and failed, there is nothing to be  said for him.  'Why then, (I  asked,) is it

thought disgraceful for a  man not to fight, and not  disgraceful not to speak in publick?'  JOHNSON.  'Because

there may  be other reasons for a man's not  speaking in publick than want of  resolution: he may have nothing

to  say, (laughing.) Whereas, Sir,  you know courage is reckoned the  greatest of all virtues; because,  unless a

man has that virtue, he has  no security for preserving any  other.' 

On Thursday, April 6, I dined with him at Mr. Thomas Davies's, with  Mr. Hicky, the painter, and my old

acquaintance Mr. Moody, the  player. 

Dr. Johnson, as usual, spoke contemptuously of Colley Cibber.  'It  is wonderful that a man, who for forty

years had lived with the  great  and the witty, should have acquired so ill the talents of  conversation: and he

had but half to furnish; for one half of what  he  said was oaths.'  He, however, allowed considerable merit to

some of  his comedies, and said there was no reason to believe that  the  Careless Husband was not written by

himself.  Davies said, he  was the  first dramatick writer who introduced genteel ladies upon  the stage.  Johnson

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to  defend  himself from a charge of ignorance,) 'I mean genteel moral  characters.'  'I think (said Hicky,)

gentility and morality are  inseparable.'  BOSWELL.  'By no means, Sir.  The genteelest  characters are often the

most immoral.  Does not Lord Chesterfield  give precepts for uniting wickedness and the graces?  A man,

indeed,  is not genteel when he gets drunk; but most vices may be  committed  very genteelly: a man may

debauch his friend's wife  genteelly: he may  cheat at cards genteelly.'  HICKY.  'I do not  think THAT is

genteel.'  BOSWELL.  'Sir, it may not be like a  gentleman, but it may be  genteel.'  JOHNSON.  'You are

meaning two  different things.  One means  exteriour grace; the other honour.  It  is certain that a man may be

very immoral with exteriour grace.  Lovelace, in Clarissa, is a very  genteel and a very wicked  character.  Tom

Hervey, who died t'other  day, though a vicious man,  was one of the genteelest men that ever  lived.'  Tom

Davies  instanced Charles the Second.  JOHNSON.  (taking  fire at any attack  upon that Prince, for whom he

had an extraordinary  partiality,)  'Charles the Second was licentious in his practice; but  he always  had a

reverence for what was good.  Charles the Second knew  his  people, and rewarded merit.  The Church was at

no time better  filled than in his reign.  He was the best King we have had from  his  time till the reign of his

present Majesty, except James the  Second,  who was a very good King, but unhappily believed that it  was

necessary  for the salvation of his subjects that they should be  Roman  Catholicks.  HE had the merit of

endeavouring to do what he  thought  was for the salvation of the souls of his subjects, till he  lost a  great

Empire.  WE, who thought that we should NOT be saved  if we were  Roman Catholicks, had the merit of

maintaining our  religion, at the  expence of submitting ourselves to the government  of King William,  (for it

could not be done otherwise,)to the  government of one of the  most worthless scoundrels that ever  existed.

No; Charles the Second  was not such a man as ,  (naming another King).  He did not  destroy his father's

will.  He  took money, indeed, from France: but he  did not betray those over  whom he ruled: he did not let the

French  fleet pass ours.  George  the First knew nothing, and desired to know  nothing; did nothing,  and desired

to do nothing: and the only good  thing that is told of  him is, that he wished to restore the crown to  its

hereditary  successor.'  He roared with prodigious violence against  George the  Second.  When he ceased,

Moody interjected, in an Irish  tone, and  with a comick look, 'Ah! poor George the Second.' 

I mentioned that Dr. Thomas Campbell had come from Ireland to  London, principally to see Dr. Johnson.  He

seemed angry at this  observation.  DAVIES.  'Why, you know, Sir, there came a man from  Spain to see Livy;

and Corelli came to England to see Purcell, and  when he heard he was dead, went directly back again to

Italy.'  JOHNSON.  'I should not have wished to be dead to disappoint  Campbell, had he been so foolish as you

represent him; but I should  have wished to have been a hundred miles off.'  This was apparently  perverse; and

I do believe it was not his real way of thinking: he  could not but like a man who came so far to see him.  He

laughed  with  some complacency, when I told him Campbell's odd expression to  me  concerning him: 'That

having seen such a man, was a thing to  talk of a  century hence,'as if he could live so long. 

We got into an argument whether the Judges who went to India might  with propriety engage in trade.  Johnson

warmly maintained that  they  might.  'For why (he urged,) should not Judges get riches, as  well as  those who

deserve them less?'  I said, they should have  sufficient  salaries, and have nothing to take off their attention

from the  affairs of the publick.  JOHNSON.  'No Judge, Sir, can  give his whole  attention to his office; and it is

very proper that  he should employ  what time he has to himself, to his own advantage,  in the most  profitable

manner.'  'Then, Sir, (said Davies, who  enlivened the  dispute by making it somewhat dramatick,) he may

become an insurer;  and when he is going to the bench, he may be  stopped,"Your Lordship  cannot go yet:

here is a bunch of  invoices: several ships are about to  sail."'  JOHNSON.  Sir, you  may as well say a Judge

should not have a  house; for they may come  and tell him, "Your Lordship's house is on  fire;" and so, instead

of minding the business of his Court, he is to  be occupied in  getting the engine with the greatest speed.  There

is  no end of  this.  Every Judge who has land, trades to a certain extent  in corn  or in cattle; and in the land

itself, undoubtedly.  His  steward  acts for him, and so do clerks for a great merchant.  A Judge  may  be a farmer;

but he is not to geld his own pigs.  A Judge may play  a little at cards for his amusement; but he is not to play

at  marbles, or at chuckfarthing in the Piazza.  No, Sir; there is no  profession to which a man gives a very

great proportion of his  time.  It is wonderful, when a calculation is made, how little the  mind is  actually

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Judge.  The best  employed lawyer has his mind at work but for a small  proportion of his  time; a great deal of

his occupation is merely  mechanical.  I once  wrote for a magazine: I made a calculation,  that if I should write

but  a page a day, at the same rate, I  should, in ten years, write nine  volumes in folio, of an ordinary  size and

print.'  BOSWELL.  'Such as  Carte's History?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.  When a man writes from his own  mind,

he writes very  rapidly.  The greatest part of a writer's time is  spent in reading,  in order to write: a man will

turn over half a  library to make one  book.' 

We spoke of Rolt, to whose Dictionary of Commerce Dr. Johnson wrote  the Preface.  JOHNSON.  'Old

Gardner the bookseller employed Rolt  and  Smart to write a monthly miscellany, called The Universal  Visitor.

There was a formal written contract, which Allen the  printer saw.  Gardner thought as you do of the Judge.

They were  bound to write  nothing else; they were to have, I think, a third of  the profits of  this sixpenny

pamphlet; and the contract was for  ninetynine years.  I  wish I had thought of giving this to Thurlow,  in the

cause about  Literary Property.  What an excellent instance  would it have been of  the oppression of booksellers

towards poor  authours!' (smiling.)  Davies, zealous for the honour of THE TRADE,  said, Gardner was not

properly a bookseller.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir;  he certainly was a  bookseller.  He had served his time regularly,

was a member of the  Stationers' company, kept a shop in the face of  mankind, purchased  copyright, and was

a bibliopole, Sir, in every  sense.  I wrote for  some months in The Universal Visitor, for poor  Smart, while he

was  mad, not then knowing the terms on which he was  engaged to write, and  thinking I was doing him good.

I hoped his  wits would soon return to  him.  Mine returned to me, and I wrote in  The Universal Visitor no

longer. 

Friday, April 7, I dined with him at a Tavern, with a numerous  company. 

One of the company suggested an internal objection to the antiquity  of the poetry said to be Ossian's, that we

do not find the wolf in  it, which must have been the case had it been of that age. 

The mention of the wolf had led Johnson to think of other wild  beasts; and while Sir Joshua Reynolds and

Mr. Langton were carrying  on a dialogue about something which engaged them earnestly, he, in  the midst of

it, broke out, 'Pennant tells of Bears' [what he  added, I have forgotten.]  They went on, which he being dull

of  hearing, did not perceive, or, if he did, was not willing to break  off his talk; so he continued to vociferate

his remarks, and BEAR  ('like a word in a catch' as Beauclerk said,) was repeatedly heard  at  intervals, which

coming from him who, by those who did not know  him,  had been so often assimilated to that ferocious

animal, while  we who  were sitting around could hardly stifle laughter, produced a  very  ludicrous effect.

Silence having ensued, he proceeded: 'We  are told,  that the black bear is innocent; but I should not like to

trust myself  with him.'  Mr. Gibbon muttered, in a low tone of  voice, 'I should not  like to trust myself with

YOU.'  This piece of  sarcastick pleasantry  was a prudent resolution, if applied to a  competition of abilities. 

Patriotism having become one of our topicks, Johnson suddenly  uttered, in a strong determined tone, an

apophthegm, at which many  will start: 'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.'  But  let  it be considered,

that he did not mean a real and generous love  of our  country, but that pretended patriotism which so many, in

all  ages and  countries, have made a cloak for selfinterest. 

Mrs. Prichard being mentioned, he said, 'Her playing was quite  mechanical.  It is wonderful how little mind

she had.  Sir, she had  never read the tragedy of Macbeth all through.  She no more thought  of the play out of

which her part was taken, than a shoemaker  thinks  of the skin, out of which the piece of leather, of which he

is making  a pair of shoes, is cut.' 

On Saturday, April 8, I dined with him at Mr. Thrale's, where we  met the Irish Dr. Campbell.  Johnson had

supped the night before at  Mrs. Abington's, with some fashionable people whom he named; and he  seemed

much pleased with having made one in so elegant a circle.  Nor  did he omit to pique his MISTRESS a little

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than yours.' 

Mrs. Thrale, who frequently practised a coarse mode of flattery, by  repeating his bonmots in his hearing,

told us that he had said, a  certain celebrated actor was just fit to stand at the door of an  auctionroom with a

long pole, and cry 'Pray gentlemen, walk in;'  and  that a certain authour, upon hearing this, had said, that

another  still more celebrated actor was fit for nothing better than  that, and  would pick your pocket after you

came out.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, my dear  lady, there is no wit in what our friend added; there  is only abuse.  You

may as well say of any man that he will pick a  pocket.  Besides,  the man who is stationed at the door does not

pick people's pockets;  that is done within, by the auctioneer.' 

On Monday, April 10, I dined with him at General Oglethorpe's, with  Mr. Langton and the Irish Dr.

Campbell, whom the General had  obligingly given me leave to bring with me.  This learned gentleman  was

thus gratified with a very high intellectual feast, by not only  being in company with Dr. Johnson, but with

General Oglethorpe, who  had been so long a celebrated name both at home and abroad. 

I must, again and again, intreat of my readers not to suppose that  my imperfect record of conversation

contains the whole of what was  said by Johnson, or other eminent persons who lived with him.  What  I  have

preserved, however, has the value of the most perfect  authenticity. 

He urged General Oglethorpe to give the world his Life.  He said,  'I know no man whose Life would be more

interesting.  If I were  furnished with materials, I should be very glad to write it.' 

Mr. Scott of Amwell's Elegies were lying in the room.  Dr. Johnson  observed, 'They are very well; but such as

twenty people might  write.'  Upon this I took occasion to controvert Horace's maxim, 

    ' mediocribus esse poetis

     Non Di, non homines, non concessere columnae.'

For here, (I observed,) was a very middlerate poet, who pleased  many readers, and therefore poetry of a

middle sort was entitled to  some esteem; nor could I see why poetry should not, like every  thing  else, have

different gradations of excellence, and  consequently of  value.  Johnson repeated the common remark, that,  'as

there is no  necessity for our having poetry at all, it being  merely a luxury, an  instrument of pleasure, it can

have no value,  unless when exquisite in  its kind.'  I declared myself not  satisfied.  'Why then, Sir, (said  he,)

Horace and you must settle  it.'  He was not much in the humour of  talking. 

No more of his conversation for some days appears in my journal,  except that when a gentleman told him he

had bought a suit of lace  for his lady, he said, 'Well, Sir, you have done a good thing and a  wise thing.'  'I have

done a good thing, (said the gentleman,) but  I  do not know that I have done a wise thing.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes,

Sir;  no  money is better spent than what is laid out for domestick  satisfaction.  A man is pleased that his wife is

drest as well as  other people; and a wife is pleased that she is drest.' 

On Friday, April 14, being GoodFriday, I repaired to him in the  morning, according to my usual custom on

that day, and breakfasted  with him.  I observed that he fasted so very strictly, that he did  not even taste bread,

and took no milk with his tea; I suppose  because it is a kind of animal food. 

I told him that I had been informed by Mr. Orme, that many parts of  the EastIndies were better mapped than

the Highlands of Scotland.  JOHNSON.  'That a country may be mapped, it must be travelled  over.'  'Nay, (said

I, meaning to laugh with him at one of his  prejudices,)  can't you say, it is not WORTH mapping?' 

As we walked to St. Clement's church, and saw several shops open  upon this most solemn fastday of the

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was heeded by his neighbour; there was no fear of  censure for  not observing GoodFriday, as it ought to be

kept, and  as it is kept  in countrytowns.  He said, it was, upon the whole,  very well observed  even in London.

He, however, owned, that London  was too large; but  added, 'It is nonsense to say the head is too  big for the

body.  It  would be as much too big, though the body  were ever so large; that is  to say, though the country were

ever so  extensive.  It has no  similarity to a head connected with a body.' 

Dr. Wetherell, Master of University College, Oxford, accompanied us  home from church; and after he was

gone, there came two other  gentlemen, one of whom uttered the commonplace complaints, that by  the

increase of taxes, labour would be dear, other nations would  undersell us, and our commerce would be

ruined.  JOHNSON.  (smiling,)  'Never fear, Sir.  Our commerce is in a very good state;  and suppose  we had no

commerce at all, we could live very well on  the produce of  our own country.'  I cannot omit to mention, that I

never knew any man  who was less disposed to be querulous than  Johnson.  Whether the  subject was his own

situation, or the state  of the publick, or the  state of human nature in general, though he  saw the evils, his mind

was turned to resolution, and never to  whining or complaint. 

We went again to St. Clement's in the afternoon.  He had found  fault with the preacher in the morning for not

choosing a text  adapted to the day.  The preacher in the afternoon had chosen one  extremely proper: 'It is

finished.' 

After the evening service, he said, 'Come, you shall go home with  me, and sit just an hour.'  But he was better

than his word; for  after we had drunk tea with Mrs. Williams, he asked me to go up to  his study with him,

where we sat a long while together in a serene  undisturbed frame of mind, sometimes in silence, and

sometimes  conversing, as we felt ourselves inclined, or more properly  speaking,  as HE was inclined; for

during all the course of my long  intimacy with  him, my respectful attention never abated, and my  wish to

hear him was  such, that I constantly watched every dawning  of communication from  that great and

illuminated mind. 

He again advised me to keep a journal fully and minutely, but not  to mention such trifles as, that meat was

too much or too little  done, or that the weather was fair or rainy.  He had, till very  near  his death, a contempt

for the notion that the weather affects  the  human frame. 

I told him that our friend Goldsmith had said to me, that he had  come too late into the world, for that Pope

and other poets had  taken  up the places in the Temple of Fame; so that, as but a few at  any  period can possess

poetical reputation, a man of genius can now  hardly  acquire it.  JOHNSON.  'That is one of the most sensible

things I have  ever heard of Goldsmith.  It is difficult to get  literary fame, and it  is every day growing more

difficult.  Ah,  Sir, that should make a man  think of securing happiness in another  world, which all who try

sincerely for it may attain.  In  comparison of that, how little are  all other things!  The belief of  immortality is

impressed upon all  men, and all men act under an  impression of it, however they may talk,  and though,

perhaps, they  may be scarcely sensible of it.'  I said, it  appeared to me that  some people had not the least

notion of  immortality; and I  mentioned a distinguished gentleman of our  acquaintance.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, if it

were not for the notion of  immortality, he would cut a  throat to fill his pockets.'  When I  quoted this to

Beauclerk, who  knew much more of the gentleman than we  did, he said, in his acid  manner, 'He would cut a

throat to fill his  pockets, if it were not  for fear of being hanged.' 

He was pleased to say, 'If you come to settle here, we will have  one day in the week on which we will meet

by ourselves.  That is  the  happiest conversation where there is no competition, no vanity,  but a  calm quiet

interchange of sentiments.'  In his private  register this  evening is thus marked, 'Boswell sat with me till  night;

we had some  serious talk.'  It also appears from the same  record, that after I  left him he was occupied in

religious duties,  in 'giving Francis, his  servant, some directions for preparation to  communicate; in reviewing

his life, and resolving on better  conduct.'  The humility and piety  which he discovers on such  occasions, is

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failure of  pious resolves, than Johnson.  He said one day,  talking to an  acquaintance on this subject, 'Sir Hell

is paved with  good  intentions.' 

On Sunday, April 16, being Easter Day, after having attended the  solemn service at St. Paul's, I dined with

Dr. Johnson and Mrs.  Williams.  I maintained that Horace was wrong in placing happiness  in  Nil admirari, for

that I thought admiration one of the most  agreeable  of all our feelings; and I regretted that I had lost much  of

my  disposition to admire, which people generally do as they  advance in  life.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, as a man

advances in life, he  gets what is  better than admirationjudgement, to estimate things  at their true  value.'  I

still insisted that admiration was more  pleasing than  judgement, as love is more pleasing than friendship.  The

feeling of  friendship is like that of being comfortably filled  with roast beef;  love, like being enlivened with

champagne.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir;  admiration and love are like being intoxicated  with champagne;  judgement

and friendship like being enlivened.  Waller has hit upon the  same thought with you: but I don't believe  you

have borrowed from  Waller.  I wish you would enable yourself to  borrow more.' 

He then took occasion to enlarge on the advantages of reading, and  combated the idle superficial notion, that

knowledge enough may be  acquired in conversation.  'The foundation (said he,) must be laid  by  reading.

General principles must be had from books, which,  however,  must be brought to the test of real life.  In

conversation  you never  get a system.  What is said upon a subject is to be  gathered from a  hundred people.

The parts of a truth, which a man  gets thus, are at  such a distance from each other that he never  attains to a

full view.' 

On Tuesday, April 15, he and I were engaged to go with Sir Joshua  Reynolds to dine with Mr. Cambridge, at

his beautiful villa on the  banks of the Thames, near Twickenham.  Dr. Johnson's tardiness was  such, that Sir

Joshua, who had an appointment at Richmond, early in  the day, was obliged to go by himself on horseback,

leaving his  coach  to Johnson and me.  Johnson was in such good spirits, that  every thing  seemed to please him

as we drove along. 

Our conversation turned on a variety of subjects.  He thought  portraitpainting an improper employment for a

woman.  'Publick  practice of any art, (he observed,) and staring in men's faces, is  very indelicate in a female.'  I

happened to start a question,  whether, when a man knows that some of his intimate friends are  invited to the

house of another friend, with whom they are all  equally intimate, he may join them without an invitation.

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; he is not to go when he is not invited.  They may be  invited on purpose to abuse him'

(smiling). 

As a curious instance how little a man knows, or wishes to know,  his own character in the world, or, rather,

as a convincing proof  that Johnson's roughness was only external, and did not proceed  from  his heart, I insert

the following dialogue.  JOHNSON.  'It is  wonderful, Sir, how rare a quality good humour is in life.  We meet

with very few good humoured men.'  I mentioned four of our friends,  none of whom he would allow to be

good humoured.  One was ACID,  another was MUDDY, and to the others he had objections which have

escaped me.  Then, shaking his head and stretching himself at ease  in  the coach, and smiling with much

complacency, he turned to me  and  said, 'I look upon MYSELF as a good humoured fellow.'  The  epithet

FELLOW, applied to the great Lexicographer, the stately  Moralist, the  masterly critick, as if he had been

SAM Johnson, a  mere pleasant  companion, was highly diverting; and this light  notion of himself  struck me

with wonder.  I answered, also smiling,  'No, no, Sir; that  will NOT do.  You are good natured, but not good

humoured: you are  irascible.  You have not patience with folly and  absurdity.  I believe  you would pardon

them, if there were time to  deprecate your vengeance;  but punishment follows so quick after  sentence, that

they cannot  escape. 

I had brought with me a great bundle of Scotch magazines and news  papers, in which his Journey to the

Western Islands was attacked in  every mode; and I read a great part of them to him, knowing they  would

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vexed.  One  ludicrous  imitation of his style, by Mr. Maclaurin, now one of the  Scotch  Judges, with the title of

Lord Dreghorn, was distinguished  by him from  the rude mass.  'This (said he,) is the best.  But I  could

caricature  my own style much better myself.'  He defended his  remark upon the  general insufficiency of

education in Scotland; and  confirmed to me  the authenticity of his witty saying on the  learning of the

Scotch;'Their learning is like bread in a  besieged town: every man  gets a little, but no man gets a full

meal.'  'There is (said he,) in  Scotland, a diffusion of learning,  a certain portion of it widely and  thinly spread.

A merchant there  has as much learning as one of their  clergy. 

No sooner had we made our bow to Mr. Cambridge, in his library,  than Johnson ran eagerly to one side of the

room, intent on poring  over the backs of the books.  Sir Joshua observed, (aside,) 'He  runs  to the books, as I

do to the pictures: but I have the  advantage.  I  can see much more of the pictures than he can of the  books.'

Mr.  Cambridge, upon this, politely said, 'Dr. Johnson, I  am going, with  your pardon, to accuse myself, for I

have the same  custom which I  perceive you have.  But it seems odd that one should  have such a  desire to look

at the backs of books.'  Johnson, ever  ready for  contest, instantly started from his reverie, wheeled  about, and

answered, 'Sir, the reason is very plain.  Knowledge is  of two kinds.  We know a subject ourselves, or we

know where we can  find information  upon it.  When we enquire into any subject, the  first thing we have to  do

is to know what books have treated of it.  This leads us to look at  catalogues, and the backs of books in

libraries.'  Sir Joshua observed  to me the extraordinary  promptitude with which Johnson flew upon an

argument.  'Yes, (said  I,) he has no formal preparation, no  flourishing with his sword; he  is through your body

in an instant.' 

Johnson was here solaced with an elegant entertainment, a very  accomplished family, and much good

company; among whom was Mr.  Harris  of Salisbury, who paid him many compliments on his Journey  to the

Western Islands. 

The common remark as to the utility of reading history being  made;  JOHNSON.  'We must consider how

very little history there is;  I  mean real authentick history.  That certain Kings reigned, and  certain battles were

fought, we can depend upon as true; but all  the  colouring, all the philosophy of history is conjecture.'

BOSWELL.  'Then, Sir, you would reduce all history to no better  than an  almanack, a mere chronological

series of remarkable  events.'  Mr.  Gibbon, who must at that time have been employed upon  his History, of

which he published the first volume in the  following year, was  present; but did not step forth in defence of

that species of writing.  He probably did not like to TRUST himself  with JOHNSON! 

The Beggar's Opera, and the common question, whether it was  pernicious in its effects, having been

introduced;JOHNSON.  'As  to  this matter, which has been very much contested, I myself am of  opinion,

that more influence has been ascribed to The Beggar's  Opera,  than it in reality ever had; for I do not believe

that any  man was  ever made a rogue by being present at its representation.  At the same  time I do not deny

that it may have some influence, by  making the  character of a rogue familiar, and in some degree  pleasing.'

Then  collecting himself as it were, to give a heavy  stroke: 'There is in it  such a LABEFACTATION of all

principles, as  may be injurious to  morality.' 

While he pronounced this response, we sat in a comical sort of  restraint, smothering a laugh, which we were

afraid might burst  out. 

We talked of a young gentleman's* marriage with an eminent singer,  and his determination that she should no

longer sing in publick,  though his father was very earnest she should, because her talents  would be liberally

rewarded, so as to make her a good fortune.  It  was questioned whether the young gentleman, who had not a

shilling  in  the world, but was blest with very uncommon talents, was not  foolishly  delicate, or foolishly

proud, and his father truely  rational without  being mean.  Johnson, with all the high spirit of  a Roman senator,

exclaimed, 'He resolved wisely and nobly to be  sure.  He is a brave  man.  Would not a gentleman be disgraced

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PREPARE myself for a  publick singer, as readily as let  my wife be one.' 

* Probably Richard Brinsley Sheridan, whose romantic marriage with  the beautiful Elizabeth Linley took

place in 1773.  He became a  member of the Club on Johnson's proposal.  See below, p. 325.ED. 

Johnson arraigned the modern politicks of this country, as entirely  devoid of all principle of whatever kind.

'Politicks (said he,)  are  now nothing more than means of rising in the world.  With this  sole  view do men

engage in politicks, and their whole conduct  proceeds upon  it.' 

Somebody found fault with writing verses in a dead language,  maintaining that they were merely

arrangements of so many words,  and  laughed at the Universities of Oxford and Cambridge, for  sending forth

collections of them not only in Greek and Latin, but  even in Syriac,  Arabick, and other more unknown

tongues.  JOHNSON.  'I would have as  many of these as possible; I would have verses in  every language that

there are the means of acquiring.  Nobody  imagines that an University  is to have at once two hundred poets;

but it should be able to show  two hundred scholars.  Pieresc's  death was lamented, I think, in forty  languages.

And I would have  had at every coronation, and every death  of a King, every Gaudium,  and every Luctus,

University verses, in as  many languages as can be  acquired.  I would have the world to be thus  told, "Here is a

school where every thing may be learnt."' 

Having set out next day on a visit to the Earl of Pembroke, at  Wilton, and to my friend, Mr. Temple, at

Mamhead, in Devonshire,  and  not having returned to town till the second of May, I did not  see Dr.  Johnson

for a considerable time, and during the remaining  part of my  stay in London, kept very imperfect notes of his

conversation, which  had I according to my usual custom written out  at large soon after the  time, much might

have been preserved, which  is now irretrievably lost. 

On Monday, May 8, we went together and visited the mansions of  Bedlam.  I had been informed that he had

once been there before  with  Mr. Wedderburne, (now Lord Loughborough,) Mr. Murphy, and Mr.  Foote;  and I

had heard Foote give a very entertaining account of  Johnson's  happening to have his attention arrested by a

man who was  very  furious, and who, while beating his straw, supposed it was  William  Duke of Cumberland,

whom he was punishing for his cruelties  in  Scotland, in 1746.  There was nothing peculiarly remarkable this

day;  but the general contemplation of insanity was very affecting.  I  accompanied him home, and dined and

drank tea with him. 

On Friday, May 12, as he had been so good as to assign me a room in  his house, where I might sleep

occasionally, when I happened to sit  with him to a late hour, I took possession of it this night, found  every

thing in excellent order, and was attended by honest Francis  with a most civil assiduity.  I asked Johnson

whether I might go to  a  consultation with another lawyer upon Sunday, as that appeared to  me  to be doing

work as much in my way, as if an artisan should work  on  the day appropriated for religious rest.  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir,  when  you are of consequence enough to oppose the practice of  consulting  upon Sunday, you

should do it: but you may go now.  It  is not  criminal, though it is not what one should do, who is  anxious for

the  preservation and increase of piety, to which a  peculiar observance of  Sunday is a great help.  The

distinction is  clear between what is of  moral and what is of ritual obligation.' 

On Saturday, May 13, I breakfasted with him by invitation,  accompanied by Mr. Andrew Crosbie, a Scotch

Advocate, whom he had  seen at Edinburgh, and the Hon. Colonel (now General) Edward  Stopford, brother to

Lord Courtown, who was desirous of being  introduced to him.  His tea and rolls and butter, and whole

breakfast  apparatus were all in such decorum, and his behaviour was  so  courteous, that Colonel Stopford was

quite surprized, and  wondered at  his having heard so much said of Johnson's slovenliness  and roughness. 

I passed many hours with him on the 17th, of which I find all my  memorial is, 'much laughing.'  It should

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man laugh more heartily.  We may suppose, that the  high relish  of a state so different from his habitual gloom,

produced more than  ordinary exertions of that distinguishing  faculty of man, which has  puzzled philosophers

so much to explain.  Johnson's laugh was as  remarkable as any circumstance in his  manner.  It was a kind of

good  humoured growl.  Tom Davies  described it drolly enough: 'He laughs  like a rhinoceros.' 

'TO BENNET LANGTON, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,I have an old amanuensis in great distress.  I have  given what I think I can give, and begged till

I cannot tell where  to  beg again.  I put into his hands this morning four guineas.  If  you  could collect three

guineas more, it would clear him from his  present  difficulty.  I am, Sir, your most humble servant, 

'May 21, 1775.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

After my return to Scotland, I wrote three letters to him. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,I am returned from the annual ramble into the middle  counties.  Having seen nothing I had not

seen before, I have  nothing  to relate.  Time has left that part of the island few  antiquities; and  commerce has

left the people no singularities.  I  was glad to go  abroad, and, perhaps, glad to come home; which is,  in other

words, I  was, I am afraid, weary of being at home, and  weary of being abroad.  Is not this the state of life?

But, if we  confess this weariness,  let us not lament it, for all the wise and  all the good say, that we  may cure

it. . . . 

'Mrs. Thrale was so entertained with your Journal,* that she almost  read herself blind.  She has a great regard

for you. 

'Of Mrs. Boswell, though she knows in her heart that she does not  love me, I am always glad to hear any

good, and hope that she and  the  little dear ladies will have neither sickness nor any other  affliction.  But she

knows that she does not care what becomes of  me,  and for that she may be sure that I think her very much to

blame. 

'Never, my dear Sir, do you take it into your head to think that I  do not love you; you may settle yourself in

full confidence both of  my love and my esteem; I love you as a kind man, I value you as a  worthy man, and

hope in time to reverence you as a man of exemplary  piety.  I hold you, as Hamlet has it, "in my heart of

hearts," and  therefore, it is little to say, that I am, Sir, your affectionate  humble servant, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'London, Aug. 27, 1775.' 

* My Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides, which that lady read in the  original manuscript.BOSWELL. 

'TO MR. ROBERT LEVET. 

'Paris,* Oct. 22, 1775. 

'DEAR SIR,We are still here, commonly very busy in looking about  us.  We have been today at

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Court is now.  We went to see the King and Queen at dinner, and  the Queen was so impressed by Miss,** that

she sent one of the  Gentlemen to enquire who she was.  I find all true that you have  ever  told me of Paris.  Mr.

Thrale is very liberal, and keeps us  two  coaches, and a very fine table; but I think our cookery very  bad.  Mrs.

Thrale got into a convent of English nuns; and I talked  with her  through the grate, and I am very kindly used

by the  English  Benedictine friars.  But upon the whole I cannot make much  acquaintance here; and though the

churches, palaces, and some  private  houses are very magnificent, there is no very great  pleasure after  having

seen many, in seeing more; at least the  pleasure, whatever it  be, must some time have an end, and we are

beginning to think when we  shall come home.  Mr. Thrale calculates  that, as we left Streatham on  the fifteenth

of September, we shall  see it again about the fifteenth  of November. 

* Written from a tour in France with the Thrales, Johnson's only  visit to the Continent.ED. 

** Miss Thrale. 

'I think I had not been on this side of the sea five days before I  found a sensible improvement in my health.  I

ran a race in the  rain  this day, and beat Baretti.  Baretti is a fine fellow, and  speaks  French, I think, quite as

well as English. 

'Make my compliments to Mrs. Williams; and give my love to Francis;  and tell my friends that I am not lost.

I am, dear Sir, your  affectionate humble, 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

It is to be regretted that he did not write an account of his  travels in France; for as he is reported to have once

said, that  'he  could write the Life of a Broomstick,' so, notwithstanding so  many  former travellers have

exhausted almost every subject for  remark in  that great kingdom, his very accurate observation, and  peculiar

vigour  of thought and illustration, would have produced a  valuable work. 

When I met him in London the following year, the account which he  gave me of his French tour, was, 'Sir, I

have seen all the  visibilities of Paris, and around it; but to have formed an  acquaintance with the people there,

would have required more time  than I could stay.  I was just beginning to creep into acquaintance  by means of

Colonel Drumgold, a very high man, Sir, head of L'Ecole  Militaire, a most complete character, for he had

first been a  professor of rhetorick, and then became a soldier.  And, Sir, I was  very kindly treated by the

English Benedictines, and have a cell  appropriated to me in their convent.' 

He observed, 'The great in France live very magnificently, but the  rest very miserably.  There is no happy

middle state as in England.  The shops of Paris are mean; the meat in the markets is such as  would  be sent to a

gaol in England: and Mr. Thrale justly observed,  that the  cookery of the French was forced upon them by

necessity;  for they  could not eat their meat, unless they added some taste to  it.  The  French are an indelicate

people; they will spit upon any  place.  At  Madame 's, a literary lady of rank, the footman  took the

sugar  in his fingers, and threw it into my coffee.  I was  going to put it  aside; but hearing it was made on

purpose for me, I  e'en tasted Tom's  fingers.  The same lady would needs make tea a  l'Angloise.  The spout  of

the teapot did not pour freely; she had  the footman blow into it.  France is worse than Scotland in every  thing

but climate.  Nature has  done more for the French; but they  have done less for themselves than  the Scotch

have done.' 

It happened that Foote was at Paris at the same time with Dr.  Johnson, and his description of my friend while

there, was  abundantly  ludicrous.  He told me, that the French were quite  astonished at his  figure and manner,

and at his dress, which he  obstinately continued  exactly as in London;his brown clothes,  black stockings,

and plain  shirt.  He mentioned, that an Irish  gentleman said to Johnson, 'Sir,  you have not seen the best French

players.'  JOHNSON.  'Players, Sir!  I look on them as no better  than creatures set upon tables and  jointstools


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to make faces and  produce laughter, like dancing  dogs.''But, Sir, you will allow  that some players are

better than  others?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, as  some dogs dance better than others.' 

While Johnson was in France, he was generally very resolute in  speaking Latin.  It was a maxim with him that

a man should not let  himself down, by speaking a language which he speaks imperfectly.  Indeed, we must

have often observed how inferiour, how much like a  child a man appears, who speaks a broken tongue.  When

Sir Joshua  Reynolds, at one of the dinners of the Royal Academy, presented him  to a Frenchman of great

distinction, he would not deign to speak  French, but talked Latin, though his Excellency did not understand  it,

owing, perhaps, to Johnson's English pronunciation: yet upon  another occasion he was observed to speak

French to a Frenchman of  high rank, who spoke English; and being asked the reason, with some  expression

of surprise,he answered, 'because I think my French is  as good as his English.'  Though Johnson understood

French  perfectly,  he could not speak it readily, as I have observed at his  first  interview with General Pauli, in

1769; yet he wrote it, I  imagine,  pretty well. 

Here let me not forget a curious anecdote, as related to me by Mr.  Beauclerk, which I shall endeavour to

exhibit as well as I can in  that gentleman's lively manner; and in justice to him it is proper  to  add, that Dr.

Johnson told me I might rely both on the  correctness of  his memory, and the fidelity of his narrative.  'When

Madame de  Boufflers was first in England, (said Beauclerk,)  she was desirous to  see Johnson.  I accordingly

went with her to  his chambers in the  Temple, where she was entertained with his  conversation for some time.

When our visit was over, she and I  left him, and were got into Inner  Templelane, when all at once I  heard a

noise like thunder.  This was  occasioned by Johnson, who it  seems, upon a little recollection, had  taken it into

his head that  he ought to have done the honours of his  literary residence to a  foreign lady of quality, and

eager to shew  himself a man of  gallantry, was hurrying down the staircase in  violent agitation.  He overtook

us before we reached the Templegate,  and brushing in  between me and Madame de Boufflers, seized her

hand,  and conducted  her to her coach.  His dress was a rusty brown morning  suit, a pair  of old shoes by way

of slippers, a little shrivelled wig  sticking  on the top of his head, and the sleeves of his shirt and the  knees  of

his breeches hanging loose.  A considerable crowd of people  gathered round, and were not a little struck by

this singular  appearance.' 

He spoke Latin with wonderful fluency and elegance.  When Pere  Boscovich was in England, Johnson dined

in company with him at Sir  Joshua Reynolds's, and at Dr.  Douglas's, now Bishop of Salisbury.  Upon both

occasions that celebrated foreigner expressed his  astonishment at Johnson's Latin conversation.  When at

Paris,  Johnson  thus characterised Voltaire to Freron the Journalist: 'Vir  est  acerrimi ingenii et paucarum

literarum.' 

In the course of this year Dr. Burney informs me that 'he very  frequently met Dr. Johnson at Mr. Thrale's, at

Streatham, where  they  had many long conversations, often sitting up as long as the  fire and  candles lasted,

and much longer than the patience of the  servants  subsisted.' 

A few of Johnson's sayings, which that gentleman recollects, shall  here be inserted. 

'I never take a nap after dinner but when I have had a bad night,  and then the nap takes me.' 

'The writer of an epitaph should not be considered as saying  nothing but what is strictly true.  Allowance must

be made for some  degree of exaggerated praise.  In lapidary inscriptions a man is  not  upon oath.' 

'There is now less flogging in our great schools than formerly, but  then less is learned there; so that what the

boys get at one end  they  lose at the other.' 

'More is learned in publick than in private schools, from  emulation; there is the collision of mind with mind,

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good exercise is given up, out  of a great number  of boys, it is made by somebody.' 

'I hate byroads in education.  Education is as well known, and has  long been as well known, as ever it can be.

Endeavouring to make  children prematurely wise is useless labour.  Suppose they have  more  knowledge at

five or six years old than other children, what  use can  be made of it?  It will be lost before it is wanted, and  the

waste of  so much time and labour of the teacher can never be  repaid.  Too much  is expected from precocity,

and too little  performed.  Miss  was  an instance of early cultivation, but in  what did it terminate?  In

marrying a little Presbyterian parson,  who keeps an infant  boardingschool, so that all her employment now

is, 

    "To suckle fools, and chronicle smallbeer."

She tells the children, "This is a cat, and that is a dog, with  four legs and a tail; see there! you are much better

than a cat or  a  dog, for you can speak."  If I had bestowed such an education on  a  daughter, and had

discovered that she thought of marrying such a  fellow, I would have sent her to the Congress.' 

'After having talked slightingly of musick, he was observed to  listen very attentively while Miss Thrale

played on the  harpsichord,  and with eagerness he called to her, "Why don't you  dash away like  Burney?"  Dr.

Burney upon this said to him, "I  believe, Sir, we shall  make a musician of you at last."  Johnson  with candid

complacency  replied, "Sir, I shall be glad to have a  new sense given to me."' 

'He had come down one morning to the breakfastroom, and been a  considerable time by himself before any

body appeared.  When, on a  subsequent day, he was twitted by Mrs. Thrale for being very late,  which he

generally was, he defended himself by alluding to the  extraordinary morning, when he had been too early.

"Madame, I do  not  like to come down to VACUITY."' 

'Dr. Burney having remarked that Mr. Garrick was beginning to look  old, he said, "Why, Sir, you are not to

wonder at that; no man's  face  has had more wear and tear."' 

1776: AETAT. 67.]Having arrived in London late on Friday, the  15th of March, I hastened next morning

to wait on Dr. Johnson, at  his  house; but found he was removed from Johnson'scourt, No. 7, to  Boltcourt,

No. 8, still keeping to his favourite Fleetstreet.  My  reflection at the time upon this change as marked in my

Journal, is  as follows: 'I felt a foolish regret that he had left a court which  bore his name;* but it was not

foolish to be affected with some  tenderness of regard for a place in which I had seen him a great  deal, from

whence I had often issued a better and a happier man  than  when I went in, and which had often appeared to

my imagination  while I  trod its pavements, in the solemn darkness of the night, to  be sacred  to wisdom and

piety.'  Being informed that he was at Mr.  Thrale's, in  the Borough, I hastened thither, and found Mrs. Thrale

and him at  breakfast.  I was kindly welcomed.  In a moment he was  in a full glow  of conversation, and I felt

myself elevated as if  brought into another  state of being.  Mrs. Thrale and I looked to  each other while he

talked, and our looks expressed our congenial  admiration and affection  for him.  I shall ever recollect this

scene with great pleasure, I  exclaimed to her, 'I am now,  intellectually, Hermippus redivivus, I am  quite

restored by him, by  transfusion of mind.'  'There are many (she  replied) who admire and  respect Mr. Johnson;

but you and I LOVE him.' 

* He said, when in Scotland, that he was Johnson of that Ilk.  BOSWELL. 

He seemed very happy in the near prospect of going to Italy with  Mr. and Mrs. Thrale.  'But, (said he,) before

leaving England I am  to  take a jaunt to Oxford, Birmingham, my native city Lichfield,  and my  old friend, Dr.

Taylor's, at Ashbourn, in Derbyshire.  I  shall go in a  few days, and you, Boswell, shall go with me.'  I was

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We got into a boat to cross over to Blackfriars; and as we moved  along the Thames, I talked to him of a

little volume, which,  altogether unknown to him, was advertised to be published in a few  days, under the title

of Johnsoniana, or BonMots of Dr. Johnson.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is a mighty impudent thing.'  BOSWELL.

'Pray,  Sir, could you have no redress if you were to prosecute a publisher  for bringing out, under your name,

what you never said, and  ascribing  to you dull stupid nonsense, or making you swear  profanely, as many

ignorant relaters of your bonmots do?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; there will  always be some truth mixed with the

falsehood, and how can it be  ascertained how much is true and how  much is false?  Besides, Sir,  what

damages would a jury give me for  having been represented as  swearing?'  BOSWELL.  'I think, Sir, you

should at least disavow such  a publication, because the world and  posterity might with much  plausible

foundation say, "Here is a  volume which was publickly  advertised and came out in Dr. Johnson's  own time,

and, by his  silence, was admitted by him to be genuine."'  JOHNSON.  'I shall give  myself no trouble about the

matter.' 

He was, perhaps, above suffering from such spurious publications;  but I could not help thinking, that many

men would be much injured  in  their reputation, by having absurd and vicious sayings imputed  to  them; and

that redress ought in such cases to be given. 

He said, 'The value of every story depends on its being true.  A  story is a picture either of an individual or of

human nature in  general: if it be false, it is a picture of nothing.  For instance:  suppose a man should tell that

Johnson, before setting out for  Italy,  as he had to cross the Alps, sat down to make himself wings.  This many

people would believe; but it would be a picture of  nothing.  *******  (naming a worthy friend of ours,) used to

think a  story, a story, till  I shewed him that truth was essential to it.'  I observed, that Foote  entertained us with

stories which were not  true; but that, indeed, it  was properly not as narratives that  Foote's stories pleased us,

but as  collections of ludicrous images.  JOHNSON.  'Foote is quite impartial,  for he tells lies of every  body.' 

The importance of strict and scrupulous veracity cannot be too  often inculcated.  Johnson was known to be so

rigidly attentive to  it, that even in his common conversation the slightest circumstance  was mentioned with

exact precision.  The knowledge of his having  such  a principle and habit made his friends have a perfect

reliance  on the  truth of every thing that he told, however it might have  been doubted  if told by many others.

As an instance of this, I may  mention an odd  incident which he related as having happened to him  one night

in  Fleetstreet.  'A gentlewoman (said he) begged I would  give her my arm  to assist her in crossing the street,

which I  accordingly did; upon  which she offered me a shilling, supposing me  to be the watchman.  I  perceived

that she was somewhat in liquor.'  This, if told by most  people, would have been thought an invention;  when

told by Johnson, it  was believed by his friends as much as if  they had seen what passed. 

We landed at the Templestairs, where we parted. 

I found him in the evening in Mrs. Williams's room.  Finding him  still persevering in his abstinence from

wine, I ventured to speak  to  him of itJOHNSON.  'Sir, I have no objection to a man's  drinking  wine, if he

can do it in moderation.  I found myself apt  to go to  excess in it, and therefore, after having been for some

time without  it, on account of illness, I thought it better not to  return to it.  Every man is to judge for himself,

according to the  effects which he  experiences.  One of the fathers tells us, he  found fasting made him  so

peevish that he did not practise it.' 

Though he often enlarged upon the evil of intoxication, he was by  no means harsh and unforgiving to those

who indulged in occasional  excess in wine.  One of his friends, I well remember, came to sup  at  a tavern with

him and some other gentlemen, and too plainly  discovered  that he had drunk too much at dinner.  When one

who  loved mischief,  thinking to produce a severe censure, asked  Johnson, a few days  afterwards, 'Well, Sir,

what did your friend  say to you, as an apology  for being in such a situation?'  Johnson  answered, 'Sir, he said

all  that a man SHOULD say: he said he was  sorry for it.' 


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I again visited him on Monday.  He took occasion to enlarge, as he  often did, upon the wretchedness of a

sealife.  'A ship is worse  than a gaol.  There is, in a gaol, better air, better company,  better  conveniency of

every kind; and a ship has the additional  disadvantage  of being in danger.  When men come to like a sealife,

they are not  fit to live on land.''Then (said I) it would be  cruel in a father to  breed his son to the sea.'

JOHNSON.  'It  would be cruel in a father  who thinks as I do.  Men go to sea,  before they know the

unhappiness  of that way of life; and when they  have come to know it, they cannot  escape from it, because it is

then too late to choose another  profession; as indeed is generally  the case with men, when they have  once

engaged in any particular  way of life.' 

On Tuesday, March 19, which was fixed for our proposed jaunt, we  met in the morning at the Somerset

coffeehouse in the Strand,  where  we were taken up by the Oxford coach.  He was accompanied by  Mr.

Gwyn,  the architect; and a gentleman of Merton College, whom we  did not  know, had the fourth seat.  We

soon got into conversation;  for it was  very remarkable of Johnson, that the presence of a  stranger had no

restraint upon his talk.  I observed that Garrick,  who was about to  quit the stage, would soon have an easier

life.  JOHNSON.  'I doubt  that, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'Why, Sir, he will be  Atlas with the burthen  off his back.'

JOHNSON.  'But I know not,  Sir, if he will be so  steady without his load.  However, he should  never play any

more, but  be entirely the gentleman, and not partly  the player: he should no  longer subject himself to be

hissed by a  mob, or to be insolently  treated by performers, whom he used to  rule with a high hand, and who

would gladly retaliate.'  BOSWELL.  'I think he should play once a year  for the benefit of decayed  actors, as it

has been said he means to  do.'  JOHNSON.  'Alas, Sir!  he will soon be a decayed actor himself.' 

Johnson expressed his disapprobation of ornamental architecture,  such as magnificent columns supporting a

portico, or expensive  pilasters supporting merely their own capitals, 'because it  consumes  labour

disproportionate to its utility.'  For the same  reason he  satyrised statuary.  'Painting (said he) consumes labour

not  disproportionate to its effect; but a fellow will hack half a  year at  a block of marble to make something in

stone that hardly  resembles a  man.  The value of statuary is owing to its difficulty.  You would not  value the

finest head cut upon a carrot.' 

Gwyn was a fine lively rattling fellow.  Dr. Johnson kept him in  subjection, but with a kindly authority.  The

spirit of the artist,  however, rose against what he thought a Gothick attack, and he made  a  brisk defence.

'What, Sir, will you allow no value to beauty in  architecture or in statuary?  Why should we allow it then in

writing?  Why do you take the trouble to give us so many fine  allusions, and  bright images, and elegant

phrases?  You might  convey all your  instruction without these ornaments.'  Johnson  smiled with  complacency;

but said, 'Why, Sir, all these ornaments  are useful,  because they obtain an easier reception for truth; but  a

building is  not at all more convenient for being decorated with  superfluous carved  work.' 

Gwyn at last was lucky enough to make one reply to Dr. Johnson,  which he allowed to be excellent.  Johnson

censured him for taking  down a church which might have stood many years, and building a new  one at a

different place, for no other reason but that there might  be  a direct road to a new bridge; and his expression

was, 'You are  taking  a church out of the way, that the people may go in a  straight line to  the bridge.''No,

Sir, (said Gwyn,) I am putting  the church IN the  way, that the people may not GO OUT OF THE WAY.'

JOHNSON.  (with a  hearty loud laugh of approbation,) 'Speak no  more.  Rest your  colloquial fame upon this.' 

Upon our arrival at Oxford, Dr. Johnson and I went directly to  University College, but were disappointed on

finding that one of  the  fellows, his friend Mr. Scott, who accompanied him from  Newcastle to  Edinburgh,

was gone to the country.  We put up at the  Angel inn, and  passed the evening by ourselves in easy and

familiar  conversation.  Talking of constitutional melancholy, he observed,  'A man so  afflicted, Sir, must divert

distressing thoughts, and not  combat with  them.'  BOSWELL.  'May not he think them down, Sir?'  JOHNSON.

'No,  Sir.  To attempt to THINK THEM DOWN is madness.  He  should have a lamp  constantly burning in his

bedchamber during the  night, and if  wakefully disturbed, take a book, and read, and  compose himself to

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experience and habitual  exercise.'  BOSWELL.  'Should not he  provide amusements for himself?  Would it not,

for instance, be  right for him to take a course of  chymistry?'  JOHNSON.  'Let him  take a course of chymistry,

or a  course of ropedancing, or a  course of any thing to which he is  inclined at the time.  Let him  contrive to

have as many retreats for  his mind as he can, as many  things to which it can fly from itself.  Burton's Anatomy

of  Melancholy is a valuable work.  It is, perhaps,  overloaded with  quotation.  But there is great spirit and great

power  in what  Burton says, when he writes from his own mind.' 

Next morning we visited Dr. Wetherell, Master of University  College, with whom Dr. Johnson conferred on

the most advantageous  mode of disposing of the books printed at the Clarendon press.  I  often had occasion to

remark, Johnson loved business, loved to have  his wisdom actually operate on real life. 

We then went to Pembroke College, and waited on his old friend Dr.  Adams, the master of it, whom I found

to be a most polite,  pleasing,  communicative man.  Before his advancement to the  headship of his  college, I

had intended to go and visit him at  Shrewsbury, where he  was rector of St. Chad's, in order to get from  him

what particulars he  could recollect of Johnson's academical  life.  He now obligingly gave  me part of that

authentick  information, which, with what I afterwards  owed to his kindness,  will be found incorporated in its

proper place  in this work. 

Dr. Adams told us, that in some of the Colleges at Oxford, the  fellows had excluded the students from social

intercourse with them  in the common room.  JOHNSON.  'They are in the right, Sir: there  can  be no real

conversation, no fair exertion of mind amongst them,  if the  young men are by; for a man who has a character

does not  choose to  stake it in their presence.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, may  there not be  very good conversation

without a contest for  superiority?'  JOHNSON.  'No animated conversation, Sir, for it  cannot be but one or

other  will come off superiour.  I do not mean  that the victor must have the  better of the argument, for he may

take the weak side; but his  superiority of parts and knowledge will  necessarily appear: and he to  whom he

thus shews himself superiour  is lessened in the eyes of the  young men.' 

We walked with Dr. Adams into the master's garden, and into the  common room.  JOHNSON.  (after a reverie

of meditation,) 'Ay! Here  I  used to play at draughts with Phil. Jones and Fludyer.  Jones  loved  beer, and did

not get very forward in the church.  Fludyer  turned out  a scoundrel, a Whig, and said he was ashamed of

having  been bred at  Oxford.  He had a living at Putney, and got under the  eye of some  retainers to the court at

that time, and so became a  violent Whig: but  he had been a scoundrel all along to be sure.'  BOSWELL.  'Was

he a  scoundrel, Sir, in any other way than that of  being a political  scoundrel?  Did he cheat at draughts?'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, we never played  for MONEY.' 

He then carried me to visit Dr. Bentham, Canon of ChristChurch,  and Divinity Professor, with whose

learned and lively conversation  we  were much pleased.  He gave us an invitation to dinner, which  Dr.  Johnson

told me was a high honour.  'Sir, it is a great thing  to dine  with the Canons of ChristChurch.'  We could not

accept his  invitation, as we were engaged to dine at University College.  We  had  an excellent dinner there,

with the Master and Fellows, it  being St.  Cuthbert's day, which is kept by them as a festival, as  he was a saint

of Durham, with which this college is much  connected. 

We drank tea with Dr. Horne, late President of Magdalen College,  and Bishop of Norwich, of whose abilities,

in different respects,  the  publick has had eminent proofs, and the esteem annexed to whose  character was

increased by knowing him personally. 

We then went to Trinity College, where he introduced me to Mr.  Thomas Warton, with whom we passed a

part of the evening.  We  talked  of biographyJOHNSON.  'It is rarely well executed.  They  only who  live

with a man can write his life with any genuine  exactness and  discrimination; and few people who have lived

with a  man know what to  remark about him.  The chaplain of a late Bishop,  whom I was to assist  in writing

some memoirs of his Lordship, could  tell me scarcely any  thing.' 


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I said, Mr. Robert Dodsley's life should be written, as he had been  so much connected with the wits of his

time, and by his literary  merit had raised himself from the station of a footman.  Mr. Warton  said, he had

published a little volume under the title of The Muse  in  Livery.  JOHNSON.  'I doubt whether Dodsley's

brother would  thank a  man who should write his life: yet Dodsley himself was not  unwilling  that his original

low condition should be recollected.  When Lord  Lyttelton's Dialogues of the Dead came out, one of which  is

between  Apicius, an ancient epicure, and Dartineuf, a modern  epicure, Dodsley  said to me, "I knew Dartineuf

well, for I was once  his footman."' 

I mentioned Sir Richard Steele having published his Christian Hero,  with the avowed purpose of obliging

himself to lead a religious  life;  yet, that his conduct was by no means strictly suitable.  JOHNSON.  'Steele, I

believe, practised the lighter vices.' 

Mr. Warton, being engaged, could not sup with us at our inn; we had  therefore another evening by ourselves.

I asked Johnson, whether a  man's being forward to make himself known to eminent people, and  seeing as

much of life, and getting as much information as he could  in every way, was not yet lessening himself by his

forwardness.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, a man always makes himself greater as he  increases his knowledge. 

I censured some ludicrous fantastick dialogues between two coach  horses and other such stuff, which

Baretti had lately published.  He  joined with me, and said, 'Nothing odd will do long.  Tristram  Shandy  did not

last.'  I expressed a desire to be acquainted with a  lady who  had been much talked of, and universally

celebrated for  extraordinary  address and insinuation.  JOHNSON.  'Never believe  extraordinary  characters

which you hear of people.  Depend upon it,  Sir, they are  exaggerated.  You do not see one man shoot a great

deal higher than  another.'  I mentioned Mr. Burke.  JOHNSON.  'Yes;  Burke is an  extraordinary man.  His

stream of mind is perpetual.'  It is very  pleasing to me to record, that Johnson's high estimation  of the  talents

of this gentleman was uniform from their early  acquaintance.  Sir Joshua Reynolds informs me, that when Mr.

Burke  was first elected  a member of Parliament, and Sir John Hawkins  expressed a wonder at his  attaining a

seat, Johnson said, 'Now we  who know Mr. Burke, know, that  he will be one of the first men in  this country.'

And once, when  Johnson was ill, and unable to exert  himself as much as usual without  fatigue, Mr. Burke

having been  mentioned, he said, 'That fellow calls  forth all my powers.  Were I  to see Burke now it would kill

me.'  So  much was he accustomed to  consider conversation as a contest, and such  was his notion of  Burke as

an opponent. 

Next morning, Thursday, March 21, we set out in a postchaise to  pursue our ramble.  It was a delightful day,

and we rode through  Blenheim park.  When I looked at the magnificent bridge built by  John  Duke of

Marlborough, over a small rivulet, and recollected the  Epigram  made upon it 

    'The lofty arch his high ambition shows,

     The stream, an emblem of his bounty flows:'

and saw that now, by the genius of Brown, a magnificent body of  water was collected, I said, 'They have

DROWNED the Epigram.'  I  observed to him, while in the midst of the noble scene around us,  'You and I, Sir,

have, I think, seen together the extremes of what  can be seen in Britain:the wild rough island of Mull, and

Blenheim  park.' 

We dined at an excellent inn at Chapelhouse, where he expatiated  on the felicity of England in its taverns

and inns, and triumphed  over the French for not having, in any perfection, the tavern life.  'There is no private

house, (said he,) in which people can enjoy  themselves so well, as at a capital tavern.  Let there be ever so

great plenty of good things, ever so much grandeur, ever so much  elegance, ever so much desire that every

body should be easy; in  the  nature of things it cannot be: there must always be some degree  of  care and

anxiety.  The master of the house is anxious to  entertain his  guests; the guests are anxious to be agreeable to

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if it were his own.  Whereas, at a tavern, there is a  general freedom from anxiety.  You  are sure you are

welcome: and the  more noise you make, the more  trouble you give, the more good things  you call for, the

welcomer  you are.  No servants will attend you with  the alacrity which  waiters do, who are incited by the

prospect of an  immediate reward,  in proportion as they please.  No, Sir; there is  nothing which has  yet been

contrived by man, by which so much  happiness is produced  as by a good tavern or inn.'*  He then repeated,

with great  emotion, Shenstone's lines: 

    'Whoe'er has travell'd life's dull round,

       Where'er his stages may have been,

     May sigh to think he still has found

       The warmest welcome at an inn.'

* Sir John Hawkins has preserved very few Memorabilia of Johnson.  There is, however, to be found, in his

bulky tome [p. 87], a very  excellent one upon this subject:'In contradiction to those, who,  having a wife

and children, prefer domestick enjoyments to those  which a tavern affords, I have heard him assert, that a

tavern  chair  was the throne of human felicity."As soon," said he, "as I  enter the  door of a tavern, I

experience an oblivion of care, and a  freedom from  solicitude: when I am seated, I find the master  courteous,

and the  servants obsequious to my call; anxious to know  and ready to supply my  wants: wine there

exhilarates my spirits,  and prompts me to free  conversation and an interchange of discourse  with those whom

I most  love: I dogmatise and am contradicted, and  in this conflict of  opinions and sentiments I find

delight."'  BOSWELL. 

In the afternoon, as we were driven rapidly along in the post  chaise, he said to me 'Life has not many things

better than this.' 

We stopped at StratforduponAvon, and drank tea and coffee; and it  pleased me to be with him upon the

classick ground of Shakspeare's  native place. 

He spoke slightingly of Dyer's Fleece.'The subject, Sir, cannot  be made poetical.  How can a man write

poetically of serges and  druggets?  Yet you will hear many people talk to you gravely of  that  excellent poem,

The Fleece.'  Having talked of Grainger's  SugarCane,  I mentioned to him Mr. Langton's having told me, that

this poem, when  read in manuscript at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, had  made all the  assembled wits burst into a

laugh, when, after much  blankverse pomp,  the poet began a new paragraph thus: 

    'Now, Muse, let's sing of rats.'

And what increased the ridicule was, that one of the company, who  slily overlooked the reader, perceived that

the word had been  originally MICE, and had been altered to RATS, as more dignified. 

Johnson said, that Dr. Grainger was an agreeable man; a man who  would do any good that was in his power.

His translation of  Tibullus, he thought, was very well done; but The SugarCane, a  poem,  did not please him;

for, he exclaimed, 'What could he make of  a  sugarcane?  One might as well write the "Parsleybed, a

Poem;"  or  "The Cabbagegarden, a Poem."'  BOSWELL.  'You must then pickle  your  cabbage with the sal

atticum.'  JOHNSON.  'You know there is  already  The HopGarden, a Poem: and, I think, one could say a

great  deal about  cabbage.  The poem might begin with the advantages of  civilized  society over a rude state,

exemplified by the Scotch, who  had no  cabbages till Oliver Cromwell's soldiers introduced them;  and one

might thus shew how arts are propagated by conquest, as  they were by  the Roman arms.'  He seemed to be

much diverted with  the fertility of  his own fancy. 

I told him, that I heard Dr. Percy was writing the history of the  wolf in GreatBritain.  JOHNSON.  'The wolf,

Sir! why the wolf? why  does he not write of the bear, which we had formerly?  Nay, it is  said we had the

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come  into this country about the time that the family of Hanover came?  I  should like to see The History of the

Grey Rat, by Thomas Percy,  D.  D., Chaplain in Ordinary to his Majesty,' (laughing  immoderately).

BOSWELL.  'I am afraid a court chaplain could not  decently write of  the grey rat.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, he need

not give  it the name of the  Hanover rat.'  Thus could he indulge a luxuriant  sportive imagination,  when talking

of a friend whom he loved and  esteemed. 

On Friday, March 22, having set out early from Henley, where we had  lain the preceding night, we arrived at

Birmingham about nine  o'clock, and, after breakfast, went to call on his old schoolfellow  Mr. Hector.  A very

stupid maid, who opened the door, told us, that  'her master was gone out; he was gone to the country; she

could not  tell when he would return.'  In short, she gave us a miserable  reception; and Johnson observed, 'She

would have behaved no better  to  people who wanted him in the way of his profession.'  He said to  her,  'My

name is Johnson; tell him I called.  Will you remember the  name?'  She answered with rustick simplicity, in

the Warwickshire  pronunciation, 'I don't understand you, Sir.''Blockhead, (said  he,)  I'll write.'  I never heard

the word blockhead applied to a  woman  before, though I do not see why it should not, when there is  evident

occasion for it.  He, however, made another attempt to make  her  understand him, and roared loud in her ear,

'Johnson,' and then  she  catched the sound. 

We next called on Mr. Lloyd, one of the people called Quakers.  He  too was not at home; but Mrs. Lloyd was,

and received us  courteously,  and asked us to dinner.  Johnson said to me, 'After  the uncertainty of  all human

things at Hector's, this invitation  came very well.'  We  walked about the town, and he was pleased to  see it

increasing. 

Mr. Lloyd joined us in the street; and in a little while we met  Friend Hector, as Mr. Lloyd called him.  It gave

me pleasure to  observe the joy which Johnson and he expressed on seeing each other  again.  Mr. Lloyd and I

left them together, while he obligingly  shewed me some of the manufactures of this very curious assemblage

of  artificers.  We all met at dinner at Mr. Lloyd's, where we were  entertained with great hospitality.  Mr. and

Mrs. Lloyd had been  married the same year with their Majesties, and like them, had been  blessed with a

numerous family of fine children, their numbers  being  exactly the same.  Johnson said, 'Marriage is the best

state  for a man  in general; and every man is a worse man, in proportion  as he is unfit  for the married state.' 

Dr. Johnson said to me in the morning, 'You will see, Sir, at Mr.  Hector's, his sister, Mrs. Careless, a

clergyman's widow.  She was  the first woman with whom I was in love.  It dropt out of my head

imperceptibly; but she and I shall always have a kindness for each  other.'  He laughed at the notion that a man

never can be really in  love but once, and considered it as a mere romantick fancy. 

On our return from Mr. Bolton's, Mr. Hector took me to his house,  where we found Johnson sitting placidly

at tea, with his first  love;  who, though now advanced in years, was a genteel woman, very  agreeable, and

wellbred. 

Johnson lamented to Mr. Hector the state of one of their school  fellows, Mr. Charles Congreve, a

clergyman, which he thus  described:  'He obtained, I believe, considerable preferment in  Ireland, but now

lives in London, quite as a valetudinarian, afraid  to go into any  house but his own.  He takes a short airing in

his  postchaise every  day.  He has an elderly woman, whom he calls  cousin, who lives with  him, and jogs his

elbow when his glass has  stood too long empty, and  encourages him in drinking, in which he  is very willing

to be  encouraged; not that he gets drunk, for he is  a very pious man, but he  is always muddy.  He confesses to

one  bottle of port every day, and he  probably drinks more.  He is quite  unsocial; his conversation is quite

monosyllabical: and when, at my  last visit, I asked him what a clock  it was? that signal of my  departure had

so pleasing an effect on him,  that he sprung up to  look at his watch, like a greyhound bounding at a  hare.'

When  Johnson took leave of Mr. Hector, he said, 'Don't grow  like  Congreve; nor let me grow like him, when

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When he again talked of Mrs. Careless tonight, he seemed to have  had his affection revived; for he said, 'If I

had married her, it  might have been as happy for me.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, do you not  suppose that there

are fifty women in the world, with any one of  whom  a man may be as happy, as with any one woman in

particular?'  JOHNSON.  'Ay, Sir, fifty thousand.'  BOSWELL.  'Then, Sir, you are  not of  opinion with some

who imagine that certain men and certain  women are  made for each other; and that they cannot be happy if

they miss their  counterparts?'  JOHNSON.  'To be sure not, Sir.  I  believe marriages  would in general be as

happy, and often more so,  if they were all made  by the Lord Chancellor, upon a due  consideration of

characters and  circumstances, without the parties  having any choice in the matter.' 

I wished to have staid at Birmingham tonight, to have talked more  with Mr. Hector; but my friend was

impatient to reach his native  city; so we drove on that stage in the dark, and were long pensive  and silent.

When we came within the focus of the Lichfield lamps,  'Now (said he,) we are getting out of a state of death.'

We put up  at the Three Crowns, not one of the great inns, but a good old  fashioned one, which was kept by

Mr. Wilkins, and was the very next  house to that in which Johnson was born and brought up, and which  was

still his own property.  We had a comfortable supper, and got  into  high spirits.  I felt all my Toryism glow in

this old capital  of  Staffordshire.  I could have offered incense genio loci; and I  indulged in libations of that ale,

which Boniface, in The Beaux  Stratagem, recommends with such an eloquent jollity. 

Next morning he introduced me to Mrs. Lucy Porter, his step  daughter.  She was now an old maid, with

much simplicity of manner.  She had never been in London.  Her brother, a Captain in the navy,  had left her a

fortune of ten thousand pounds; about a third of  which  she had laid out in building a stately house, and

making a  handsome  garden, in an elevated situation in Lichfield.  Johnson,  when here by  himself, used to live

at her house.  She reverenced  him, and he had a  parental tenderness for her. 

We then visited Mr. Peter Garrick, who had that morning received a  letter from his brother David,

announcing our coming to Lichfield.  He  was engaged to dinner, but asked us to tea, and to sleep at his  house.

Johnson, however, would not quit his old acquaintance  Wilkins, of the  Three Crowns.  The family likeness of

the Garricks  was very striking;  and Johnson thought that David's vivacity was  not so peculiar to  himself as

was supposed.  'Sir, (said he,) I  don't know but if Peter  had cultivated all the arts of gaiety as  much as David

has done, he  might have been as brisk and lively.  Depend upon it, Sir, vivacity is  much an art, and depends

greatly  on habit.'  I believe there is a good  deal of truth in this,  notwithstanding a ludicrous story told me by a

lady abroad, of a  heavy German baron, who had lived much with the  young English at  Geneva, and was

ambitious to be as lively as they;  with which view,  he, with assiduous exertion, was jumping over the  tables

and chairs  in his lodgings; and when the people of the house  ran in and asked,  with surprize, what was the

matter, he answered,  'Sh' apprens  t'etre fif.' 

We dined at our inn, and had with us a Mr. Jackson, one of  Johnson's schoolfellows, whom he treated with

much kindness, though  he seemed to be a low man, dull and untaught.  He had a coarse grey  coat, black

waistcoat, greasy leather breeches, and a yellow  uncurled  wig; and his countenance had the ruddiness which

betokens  one who is  in no haste to 'leave his can.'  He drank only ale.  He  had tried to  be a cutler at

Birmingham, but had not succeeded; and  now he lived  poorly at home, and had some scheme of dressing

leather in a better  manner than common; to his indistinct account  of which, Dr. Johnson  listened with patient

attention, that he  might assist him with his  advice.  Here was an instance of genuine  humanity and real

kindness in  this great man, who has been most  unjustly represented as altogether  harsh and destitute of

tenderness.  A thousand such instances might  have been recorded in  the course of his long life; though that his

temper was warm and  hasty, and his manner often rough, cannot be  denied. 

I saw here, for the first time, oat ale; and oat cakes not hard as  in Scotland, but soft like a Yorkshire cake,

were served at  breakfast.  It was pleasant to me to find, that Oats, the food of  horses, were so much used as the

food of the people in Dr.  Johnson's  own town.  He expatiated in praise of Lichfield and its  inhabitants,  who,

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spoke  the purest  English.'  I doubted as to the last article of this  eulogy: for they  had several provincial

sounds; as THERE,  pronounced like FEAR, instead  of like FAIR; ONCE pronounced WOONSE,  instead of

WUNSE, or WONSE.  Johnson himself never got entirely  free of those provincial accents.  Garrick sometimes

used to take  him off, squeezing a lemon into a  punchbowl, with uncouth  gesticulations, looking round the

company,  and calling out, 'Who's  for POONSH?' 

Very little business appeared to be going forward in Lichfield.  I  found however two strange manufactures for

so inland a place, sail  cloth and streamers for ships; and I observed them making some  saddlecloths, and

dressing sheepskins: but upon the whole, the  busy  hand of industry seemed to be quite slackened.  'Surely, Sir,

(said  I,) you are an idle set of people.'  'Sir, (said Johnson,) we  are a  city of philosophers, we work with our

heads, and make the  boobies of  Birmingham work for us with their hands.' 

There was at this time a company of players performing at  Lichfield, The manager, Mr. Stanton, sent his

compliments, and  begged  leave to wait on Dr. Johnson.  Johnson received him very  courteously,  and he drank

a glass of wine with us.  He was a plain  decent  wellbehaved man, and expressed his gratitude to Dr. Johnson

for  having once got him permission from Dr. Taylor at Ashbourne to  play  there upon moderate terms.

Garrick's name was soon  introduced.  JOHNSON.  'Garrick's conversation is gay and  grotesque.  It is a dish  of

all sorts, but all good things.  There  is no solid meat in it:  there is a want of sentiment in it.  Not  but that he has

sentiment  sometimes, and sentiment, too, very  powerful and very pleasing: but it  has not its full proportion in

his conversation.' 

When we were by ourselves he told me, 'Forty years ago, Sir, I was  in love with an actress here, Mrs. Emmet,

who acted Flora, in Hob  in  the Well.'  What merit this lady had as an actress, or what was  her  figure, or her

manner, I have not been informed: but, if we may  believe Mr. Garrick, his old master's taste in theatrical

merit was  by no means refined; he was not an elegans formarum spectator.  Garrick used to tell, that Johnson

said of an actor, who played Sir  Harry Wildair at Lichfield, 'There is a courtly vivacity about the  fellow;'

when in fact, according to Garrick's account, 'he was the  most vulgar ruffian that ever went upon boards.' 

We had promised Mr. Stanton to be at his theatre on Monday.  Dr.  Johnson jocularly proposed me to write a

Prologue for the occasion:  'A Prologue, by James Boswell, Esq. from the Hebrides.'  I was  really  inclined to

take the hint.  Methought, 'Prologue, spoken  before Dr.  Samuel Johnson, at Lichfield, 1776;' would have

sounded  as well as,  'Prologue, spoken before the Duke of York, at Oxford,'  in Charles the  Second's time.

Much might have been said of what  Lichfield had done  for Shakspeare, by producing Johnson and  Garrick.

But I found he was  averse to it. 

We went and viewed the museum of Mr. Richard Green, apothecary  here, who told me he was proud of being

a relation of Dr.  Johnson's.  It was, truely, a wonderful collection, both of  antiquities and  natural curiosities,

and ingenious works of art.  He had all the  articles accurately arranged, with their names upon  labels, printed

at  his own little press; and on the staircase  leading to it was a board,  with the names of contributors marked in

gold letters.  A printed  catalogue of the collection was to be had  at a bookseller's.  Johnson  expressed his

admiration of the  activity and diligence and good  fortune of Mr. Green, in getting  together, in his situation, so

great  a variety of things; and Mr.  Green told me that Johnson once said to  him, 'Sir, I should as soon  have

thought of building a man of war, as  of collecting such a  museum.'  Mr. Green's obliging alacrity in  shewing it

was very  pleasing. 

We drank tea and coffee at Mr. Peter Garrick's, where was Mrs.  Aston, one of the maiden sisters of Mrs.

Walmsley, wife of  Johnson's  first friend, and sister also of the lady of whom Johnson  used to  speak with the

warmest admiration, by the name of Molly  Aston, who was  afterwards married to Captain Brodie of the navy. 

On Sunday, March 24, we breakfasted with Mrs. Cobb, a widow lady,  who lived in an agreeable sequestered

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Adey, were great admirers of Dr. Johnson; and  he behaved  to them with a kindness and easy pleasantry, such

as we  see between  old and intimate acquaintance.  He accompanied Mrs.  Cobb to St. Mary's  church, and I

went to the cathedral, where I was  very much delighted  with the musick, finding it to be peculiarly  solemn

and accordant with  the words of the service. 

We dined at Mr. Peter Garrick's, who was in a very lively humour,  and verified Johnson's saying, that if he

had cultivated gaiety as  much as his brother David, he might have equally excelled in it.  He  was today quite

a London narrator, telling us a variety of  anecdotes  with that earnestness and attempt at mimicry which we

usually find in  the wits of the metropolis.  Dr. Johnson went with  me to the cathedral  in the afternoon.  It was

grand and pleasing to  contemplate this  illustrious writer, now full of fame, worshipping  in the 'solemn  temple'

of his native city. 

I returned to tea and coffee at Mr. Peter Garrick's, and then found  Dr. Johnson at the Reverend Mr. Seward's,

Canon Residentiary, who  inhabited the Bishop's palace, in which Mr. Walmsley lived, and  which  had been

the scene of many happy hours in Johnson's early  life. 

On monday, March 25, we breakfasted at Mrs. Lucy Porter's.  Johnson  had sent an express to Dr. Taylor's,

acquainting him of our being  at  Lichfield, and Taylor had returned an answer that his postchaise  should come

for us this day.  While we sat at breakfast, Dr.  Johnson  received a letter by the post, which seemed to agitate

him  very much.  When he had read it, he exclaimed, 'One of the most  dreadful things  that has happened in my

time.'  The phrase my time,  like the word age,  is usually understood to refer to an event of a  publick or general

nature.  I imagined something like an  assassination of the Kinglike  a gunpowder plot carried into

executionor like another fire of  London.  When asked, 'What is  it, Sir?' he answered, 'Mr. Thrale has  lost

his only son!'  This  was, no doubt, a very great affliction to  Mr. and Mrs. Thrale,  which their friends would

consider accordingly;  but from the manner  in which the intelligence of it was communicated  by Johnson, it

appeared for the moment to be comparatively small.  I,  however,  soon felt a sincere concern, and was curious

to observe, how  Dr.  Johnson would be affected.  He said, 'This is a total extinction  to  their family, as much as

if they were sold into captivity.'  Upon  my mentioning that Mr. Thrale had daughters, who might inherit his

wealth;'Daughters, (said Johnson, warmly,) he'll no more value  his  daughters than'  I was going to

speak.'Sir, (said he,)  don't you  know how you yourself think?  Sir, he wishes to propagate  his name.'  In

short, I saw male succession strong in his mind,  even where there  was no name, no family of any long

standing.  I  said, it was lucky he  was not present when this misfortune  happened.  JOHNSON.  'It is lucky  for

ME.  People in distress never  think that you feel enough.'  BOSWELL.  'And Sir, they will have  the hope of

seeing you, which will  be a relief in the mean time;  and when you get to them, the pain will  be so far abated,

that they  will be capable of being consoled by you,  which, in the first  violence of it, I believe, would not be

the case.'  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir; violent pain of mind, like violent pain of body,  MUST be  severely felt.'

BOSWELL.  'I own, Sir, I have not so much  feeling  for the distress of others, as some people have, or pretend

to  have: but I know this, that I would do all in my power to relieve  them.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir it is affectation to

pretend to feel the  distress of others, as much as they do themselves.  It is equally  so,  as if one should pretend

to feel as much pain while a friend's  leg is  cutting off, as he does.  No, Sir; you have expressed the  rational

and  just nature of sympathy.  I would have gone to the  extremity of the  earth to have preserved this boy.' 

He was soon quite calm.  The letter was from Mr. Thrale's clerk,  and concluded, 'I need not say how much

they wish to see you in  London.'  He said, 'We shall hasten back from Taylor's.' 

Mrs. Lucy Porter and some other ladies of the place talked a great  deal of him when he was out of the room,

not only with veneration  but  affection.  It pleased me to find that he was so much BELOVED  in his  native

city. 

Mrs. Aston, whom I had seen the preceding night, and her sister,  Mrs. Gastrel, a widow lady, had each a

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Lichfield.  Johnson walked away to dinner  there, leaving  me by myself without any apology; I wondered at

this  want of that  facility of manners, from which a man has no  difficulty in carrying a  friend to a house where

he is intimate; I  felt it very unpleasant to  be thus left in solitude in a country  town, where I was an entire

stranger, and began to think myself  unkindly deserted; but I was soon  relieved, and convinced that my  friend,

instead of being deficient in  delicacy, had conducted the  matter with perfect propriety, for I  received the

following note in  his handwriting: 'Mrs. Gastrel, at the  lower house on Stowhill,  desires Mr. Boswell's

company to dinner at  two.'  I accepted of the  invitation, and had here another proof how  amiable his character

was in the opinion of those who knew him best.  I was not informed,  till afterwards, that Mrs. Gastrel's

husband was  the clergyman who,  while he lived at Stratford upon Avon, where he was  proprietor of

Shakspeare's garden, with Gothick barbarity cut down his  mulberry  tree, and, as Dr. Johnson told me, did it

to vex his  neighbours.  His lady, I have reason to believe, on the same authority,  participated in the guilt of

what the enthusiasts for our immortal  bard deem almost a species of sacrilege. 

After dinner Dr. Johnson wrote a letter to Mrs. Thrale on the death  of her son.  I said it would be very

distressing to Thrale, but she  would soon forget it, as she had so many things to think of.  JOHNSON.  'No,

Sir, Thrale will forget it first.  SHE has many  things that she  MAY think of.  HE has many things that he

MUST  think of.'  This was a  very just remark upon the different effect  of those light pursuits  which occupy a

vacant and easy mind, and  those serious engagements  which arrest attention, and keep us from  brooding over

grief. 

In the evening we went to the Townhall, which was converted into a  temporary theatre, and saw

Theodosius, with The Stratford Jubilee.  I  was happy to see Dr. Johnson sitting in a conspicuous part of the

pit,  and receiving affectionate homage from all his acquaintance.  We were  quite gay and merry.  I afterwards

mentioned to him that I  condemned  myself for being so, when poor Mr. and Mrs. Thrale were  in such

distress.  JOHNSON.  'You are wrong, Sir; twenty years  hence Mr. and  Mrs. Thrale will not suffer much pain

from the death  of their son.  Now, Sir, you are to consider, that distance of  place, as well as  distance of time,

operates upon the human  feelings.  I would not have  you be gay in the presence of the  distressed, because it

would shock  them; but you may be gay at a  distance.  Pain for the loss of a  friend, or of a relation whom we

love, is occasioned by the want which  we feel.  In time the vacuity  is filled with something else; or  sometimes

the vacuity closes up  of itself.' 

Mr. Seward and Mr. Pearson, another clergyman here, supt with us at  our inn, and after they left us, we sat up

late as we used to do in  London. 

Here I shall record some fragments of my friend's conversation  during this jaunt. 

'Marriage, Sir, is much more necessary to a man than to a woman;  for he is much less able to supply himself

with domestick comforts.  You will recollect my saying to some ladies the other day, that I  had  often

wondered why young women should marry, as they have so  much more  freedom, and so much more attention

paid to them while  unmarried, than  when married.  I indeed did not mention the STRONG  reason for their

marryingthe MECHANICAL reason.'  BOSWELL.  'Why,  that IS a strong  one.  But does not imagination

make it much more  important than it is  in reality?  Is it not, to a certain degree, a  delusion in us as well  as in

women?' JOHNSON.  'Why yes, Sir; but  it is a delusion that is  always beginning again.'  BOSWELL.  'I  don't

know but there is upon  the whole more misery than happiness  produced by that passion.'  JOHNSON.  'I don't

think so, Sir.' 

'Never speak of a man in his own presence.  It is always  indelicate, and may be offensive.' 

'Questioning is not the mode of conversation among gentlemen.  It  is assuming a superiority, and it is

particularly wrong to question  a  man concerning himself.  There may be parts of his former life  which  he may

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'A man should be careful never to tell tales of himself to his own  disadvantage.  People may be amused and

laugh at the time, but they  will be remembered, and brought out against him upon some  subsequent  occasion.' 

'Much may be done if a man puts his whole mind to a particular  object.  By doing so, Norton has made

himself the great lawyer that  he is allowed to be.' 

On Tuesday, March 26, there came for us an equipage properly suited  to a wealthy wellbeneficed

clergyman;Dr. Taylor's large roomy  postchaise, drawn by four stout plump horses, and driven by two

steady jolly postillions, which conveyed us to Ashbourne; where I  found my friend's schoolfellow living upon

an establishment  perfectly  corresponding with his substantial creditable equipage:  his house,  garden,

pleasuregrounds, table, in short every thing  good, and no  scantiness appearing.  Every man should form such

a  plan of living as  he can execute completely.  Let him not draw an  outline wider than he  can fill up.  I have

seen many skeletons of  shew and magnificence  which excite at once ridicule and pity.  Dr.  Taylor had a good

estate  of his own, and good preferment in the  church, being a prebendary of  Westminster, and rector of

Bosworth.  He was a diligent justice of the  peace, and presided over the town  of Ashbourne, to the inhabitants

of  which I was told he was very  liberal; and as a proof of this it was  mentioned to me, he had the  preceding

winter distributed two hundred  pounds among such of them  as stood in need of his assistance.  He had

consequently a  considerable political interest in the county of Derby,  which he  employed to support the

Devonshire family; for though the  schoolfellow and friend of Johnson, he was a Whig.  I could not  perceive in

his character much congeniality of any sort with that  of  Johnson, who, however, said to me, 'Sir, he has a

very strong  understanding.'  His size, and figure, and countenance, and manner,  were that of a hearty English

'Squire, with the parson super  induced: and I took particular notice of his upper servant, Mr.  Peters, a decent

grave man, in purple clothes, and a large white  wig,  like the butler or major domo of a Bishop. 

Dr. Johnson and Dr. Taylor met with great cordiality; and Johnson  soon gave him the same sad account of

their schoolfellow,  Congreve,  that he had given to Mr. Hector; adding a remark of such  moment to the

rational conduct of a man in the decline of life,  that it deserves to  be imprinted upon every mind: 'There is

nothing  against which an old  man should be so much upon his guard as  putting himself to nurse.  Innumerable

have been the melancholy  instances of men once  distinguished for firmness, resolution, and  spirit, who in

their  latter days have been governed like children,  by interested female  artifice. 

Dr. Taylor commended a physician who was known to him and Dr.  Johnson, and said, 'I fight many battles

for him, as many people in  the country dislike him.'  JOHNSON.  'But you should consider, Sir,  that by every

one of your victories he is a loser; for, every man  of  whom you get the better, will be very angry, and resolve

not to  employ  him; whereas if people get the better of you in argument  about him,  they'll think, "We'll send

for Dr. ******  nevertheless."'  This was an  observation deep and sure in human  nature. 

Next day, as Dr. Johnson had acquainted Dr. Taylor of the reason  for his returning speedily to London, it was

resolved that we  should  set out after dinner.  A few of Dr. Taylor's neighbours were  his  guests that day. 

Dr. Johnson talked with approbation of one who had attained to the  state of the philosophical wise man, that

is to have no want of any  thing.  'Then, Sir, (said I,) the savage is a wise man.'  'Sir,  (said  he,) I do not mean

simply being without,but not having a  want.'  I  maintained, against this proposition, that it was better  to

have fine  clothes, for instance, than not to feel the want of  them.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; fine clothes are good

only as they  supply the want of other  means of procuring respect.  Was Charles  the Twelfth, think you, less

respected for his coarse blue coat and  black stock?  And you find the  King of Prussia dresses plain,  because

the dignity of his character is  sufficient.'  I here  brought myself into a scrape, for I heedlessly  said, 'Would not

YOU, Sir, be the better for velvet and embroidery?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you put an end to all argument when

you introduce your  opponent himself.  Have you no better manners?  There is YOUR  WANT.'  I apologised by

saying, I had mentioned him as an instance  of one who  wanted as little as any man in the world, and yet,

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Having left Ashbourne in the evening, we stopped to change horses  at Derby, and availed ourselves of a

moment to enjoy the  conversation  of my countryman, Dr. Butter, then physician there.  He was in great

indignation because Lord Mountstuart's bill for a  Scotch militia had  been lost.  Dr. Johnson was as violent

against  it.  'I am glad, (said  he,) that Parliament has had the spirit to  throw it out.  You wanted  to take

advantage of the timidity of our  scoundrels;' (meaning, I  suppose, the ministry).  It may be  observed, that he

used the epithet  scoundrel very commonly not  quite in the sense in which it is  generally understood, but as a

strong term of disapprobation; as when  he abruptly answered Mrs.  Thrale, who had asked him how he did,

'Ready  to become a scoundrel,  Madam; with a little more spoiling you will, I  think, make me a  complete

rascal:' he meant, easy to become a  capricious and self  indulgent valetudinarian; a character for which I

have heard him  express great disgust.  We lay this night at  Loughborough. 

On Thursday, March 28, we pursued our journey.  He said, 'It is  commonly a weak man who marries for love.'

We then talked of  marrying women of fortune; and I mentioned a common remark, that a  man may be, upon

the whole, richer by marrying a woman with a very  small portion, because a woman of fortune will be

proportionally  expensive; whereas a woman who brings none will be very moderate in  expenses.  JOHNSON.

'Depend upon it, Sir, this is not true.  A  woman  of fortune being used to the handling of money, spends it

judiciously:  but a woman who gets the command of money for the  first time upon her  marriage, has such a

gust in spending it, that  she throws it away with  great profusion.' 

He praised the ladies of the present age, insisting that they were  more faithful to their husbands, and more

virtuous in every  respect,  than in former times, because their understandings were  better  cultivated. 

At Leicester we read in the newspaper that Dr. James was dead.  I  thought that the death of an old

schoolfellow, and one with whom  he  had lived a good deal in London, would have affected my fellow

traveller much: but he only said, Ah! poor Jamy.'  Afterwards,  however, when we were in the chaise, he said,

with more tenderness,  'Since I set out on this jaunt, I have lost an old friend and a  young  one;Dr. James,

and poor Harry.'  (Meaning Mr. Thrale's  son.) 

I enjoyed the luxury of our approach to London, that metropolis  which we both loved so much, for the high

and varied intellectual  pleasure which it furnishes.  I experienced immediate happiness  while  whirled along

with such a companion, and said to him, 'Sir,  you  observed one day at General Oglethorpe's, that a man is

never  happy  for the present, but when he is drunk.  Will you not add,or  when  driving rapidly in a

postchaise?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, you  are  driving rapidly FROM something, or TO something.' 

Talking of melancholy, he said, 'Some men, and very thinking men  too, have not those vexing thoughts.  Sir

Joshua Reynolds is the  same  all the year round.  Beauclerk, except when ill and in pain,  is the  same.  But I

believe most men have them in the degree in  which they  are capable of having them.  If I were in the country,

and were  distressed by that malady, I would force myself to take a  book; and  every time I did it I should find

it the easier.  Melancholy, indeed,  should be diverted by every means but  drinking.' 

We stopped at Messieurs Dillys, booksellers in the Poultry; from  whence he hurried away, in a hackney

coach, to Mr. Thrale's, in the  Borough.  I called at his house in the evening, having promised to  acquaint Mrs.

Williams of his safe return; when, to my surprize, I  found him sitting with her at tea, and, as I thought, not in

a very  good humour: for, it seems, when he had got to Mr. Thrale's, he  found  the coach was at the door

waiting to carry Mrs. and Miss  Thrale, and  Signor Baretti, their Italian master, to Bath.  This  was not shewing

the attention which might have been expected to the  'Guide,  Philosopher, and Friend,' the Imlac who had

hastened from  the country  to console a distressed mother, who he understood was  very anxious for  his return.

They had, I found, without ceremony,  proceeded on their  intended journey.  I was glad to understand from

him that it was still  resolved that his tour to Italy with Mr. and  Mrs. Thrale should take  place, of which he had

entertained some  doubt, on account of the loss  which they had suffered; and his  doubts afterwards proved to

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abroad; and if it had not been  fixed that he should have been  one of the party, he would force them  out; but he

would not advise  them unless his advice was asked, lest  they might suspect that he  recommended what he

wished on his own  account.'  I was not pleased  that his intimacy with Mr. Thrale's  family, though it no doubt

contributed much to his comfort and  enjoyment, was not without some  degree of restraint: not, as has been

grossly suggested, that it  was required of him as a task to talk for  the entertainment of them  and their

company; but that he was not quite  at his ease; which,  however, might partly be owing to his own honest

pridethat  dignity of mind which is always jealous of appearing too  compliant. 

On Sunday, March 31, I called on him, and shewed him as a curiosity  which I had discovered, his Translation

of Lobo's Account of  Abyssinia, which Sir John Pringle had lent me, it being then little  known as one of his

works.  He said, 'Take no notice of it,' or  'don't talk of it.'  He seemed to think it beneath him, though done  at

sixandtwenty.  I said to him, 'Your style, Sir, is much  improved  since you translated this.'  He answered

with a sort of  triumphant  smile, 'Sir, I hope it is.' 

On Wednesday, April 3, in the morning I found him very busy putting  his books in order, and as they were

generally very old ones,  clouds  of dust were flying around him.  He had on a pair of large  gloves such  as

hedgers use.  His present appearance put me in mind  of my uncle,  Dr. Boswell's description of him, 'A robust

genius,  born to grapple  with whole libraries.' 

He had been in company with Omai, a native of one of the South Sea  Islands, after he had been some time in

this country.  He was  struck  with the elegance of his behaviour, and accounted for it  thus: 'Sir,  he had passed

his time, while in England, only in the  best company; so  that all that he had acquired of our manners was

genteel.  As a proof  of this, Sir, Lord Mulgrave and he dined one  day at Streatham; they  sat with their backs to

the light fronting  me, so that I could not see  distinctly; and there was so little of  the savage in Omai, that I

was  afraid to speak to either, lest I  should mistake one for the other.' 

We agreed to dine today at the Mitretavern after the rising of  the House of Lords, where a branch of the

litigation concerning the  Douglas Estate, in which I was one of the counsel, was to come on. 

I introduced the topick, which is often ignorantly urged, that the  Universities of England are too rich; so that

learning does not  flourish in them as it would do, if those who teach had smaller  salaries, and depended on

their assiduity for a great part of their  income.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, the very reverse of this is the truth; the

English Universities are not rich enough.  Our fellowships are only  sufficient to support a man during his

studies to fit him for the  world, and accordingly in general they are held no longer than till  an opportunity

offers of getting away.  Now and then, perhaps,  there  is a fellow who grows old in his college; but this is

against  his  will, unless he be a man very indolent indeed.  A hundred a  year is  reckoned a good fellowship,

and that is no more than is  necessary to  keep a man decently as a scholar.  We do not allow our  fellows to

marry, because we consider academical institutions as  preparatory to a  settlement in the world.  It is only by

being  employed as a tutor,  that a fellow can obtain any thing more than a  livelihood.  To be sure  a man, who

has enough without teaching,  will probably not teach; for  we would all be idle if we could.  In  the same

manner, a man who is to  get nothing by teaching, will not  exert himself.  Gresham College was  intended as a

place of  instruction for London; able professors were to  read lectures  gratis, they contrived to have no

scholars; whereas, if  they had  been allowed to receive but sixpence a lecture from each  scholar,  they would

have been emulous to have had many scholars.  Every body  will agree that it should be the interest of those

who  teach to  have scholars and this is the case in our Universities.  That  they  are too rich is certainly not true;

for they have nothing good  enough to keep a man of eminent learning with them for his life.  In  the foreign

Universities a professorship is a high thing.  It is  as  much almost as a man can make by his learning; and

therefore we  find  the most learned men abroad are in the Universities.  It is  not so  with us.  Our Universities

are impoverished of learning, by  the penury  of their provisions.  I wish there were many places of a  thousand

ayear at Oxford, to keep firstrate men of learning from  quitting the  University.' 


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I mentioned Mr. Maclaurin's uneasiness on account of a degree of  ridicule carelessly thrown on his deceased

father, in Goldsmith's  History of Animated Nature, in which that celebrated mathematician  is  represented as

being subject to fits of yawning so violent as to  render him incapable of proceeding in his lecture; a story

altogether  unfounded, but for the publication of which the law  would give no  reparation.  This led us to agitate

the question,  whether legal  redress could be obtained, even when a man's deceased  relation was  calumniated

in a publication. 

On Friday, April 5, being Good Friday, after having attended the  morning service at St. Clement's Church, I

walked home with  Johnson.  We talked of the Roman Catholick religion.  JOHNSON.  'In  the  barbarous ages,

Sir, priests and people were equally deceived;  but  afterwards there were gross corruptions introduced by the

clergy, such  as indulgencies to priests to have concubines, and the  worship of  images, not, indeed, inculcated,

but knowingly  permitted.'  He  strongly censured the licensed stews at Rome.  BOSWELL.  'So then, Sir,  you

would allow of no irregular  intercourse whatever between the  sexes?'  JOHNSON.  'To be sure I  would not,

Sir.  I would punish it  much more than it is done, and  so restrain it.  In all countries there  has been fornication,

as in  all countries there has been theft; but  there may be more or less  of the one, as well as of the other, in

proportion to the force of  law.  All men will naturally commit  fornication, as all men will  naturally steal.  And,

Sir, it is very  absurd to argue, as has been  often done, that prostitutes are  necessary to prevent the violent

effects of appetite from violating  the decent order of life; nay,  should be permitted, in order to  preserve the

chastity of our wives  and daughters.  Depend upon it,  Sir, severe laws, steadily  enforced, would be sufficient

against those  evils, and would  promote marriage.' 

Mr. Thrale called upon him, and appeared to bear the loss of his  son with a manly composure.  There was no

affectation about him;  and  he talked, as usual, upon indifferent subjects.  He seemed to  me to  hesitate as to the

intended Italian tour, on which, I  flattered  myself, he and Mrs. Thrale and Dr. Johnson were soon to  set out;

and,  therefore, I pressed it as much as I could.  I  mentioned, that Mr.  Beauclerk had said, that Baretti, whom

they  were to carry with them,  would keep them so long in the little  towns of his own district, that  they would

not have time to see  Rome.  I mentioned this, to put them  on their guard.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, we do not thank

Mr. Beauclerk for  supposing that we are to be  directed by Baretti.  No, Sir; Mr. Thrale  is to go, by my advice,

to Mr. Jackson, (the allknowing) and get from  him a plan for  seeing the most that can be seen in the time

that we  have to  travel.  We must, to be sure, see Rome, Naples, Florence, and  Venice, and as much more as

we can.'  (Speaking with a tone of  animation.) 

When I expressed an earnest wish for his remarks on Italy, he said,  'I do not see that I could make a book

upon Italy; yet I should be  glad to get two hundred pounds, or five hundred pounds, by such a  work.'  This

shewed both that a journal of his Tour upon the  Continent was not wholly out of his contemplation, and that

he  uniformly adhered to that strange opinion, which his indolent  disposition made him utter: 'No man but a

blockhead ever wrote,  except for money.'  Numerous instances to refute this will occur to  all who are versed

in the history of literature. 

He gave us one of the many sketches of character which were  treasured in his mind, and which he was wont

to produce quite  unexpectedly in a very entertaining manner.  'I lately, (said he,)  received a letter from the

East Indies, from a gentleman whom I  formerly knew very well; he had returned from that country with a

handsome fortune, as it was reckoned, before means were found to  acquire those immense sums which have

been brought from thence of  late; he was a scholar, and an agreeable man, and lived very  prettily  in London,

till his wife died.  After her death, he took  to  dissipation and gaming, and lost all he had.  One evening he  lost

a  thousand pounds to a gentleman whose name I am sorry I have  forgotten.  Next morning he sent the

gentleman five hundred pounds,  with an  apology that it was all he had in the world.  The gentleman  sent the

money back to him, declaring he would not accept of it;  and adding,  that if Mr.  had occasion for five

hundred pounds  more, he would  lend it to him.  He resolved to go out again to the  East Indies, and  make his

fortune anew.  He got a considerable  appointment, and I had  some intention of accompanying him.  Had I

thought then as I do now, I  should have gone: but, at that time, I  had objections to quitting  England.' 


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It was a very remarkable circumstance about Johnson, whom shallow  observers have supposed to have been

ignorant of the world, that  very  few men had seen greater variety of characters; and none could  observe  them

better, as was evident from the strong, yet nice  portraits which  he often drew.  I have frequently thought that if

he had made out what  the French call une catalogue raisonnee of all  the people who had  passed under his

observation, it would have  afforded a very rich fund  of instruction and entertainment.  The  suddenness with

which his  accounts of some of them started out in  conversation, was not less  pleasing than surprizing.  I

remember he  once observed to me, 'It is  wonderful, Sir, what is to be found in  London.  The most literary

conversation that I ever enjoyed, was at  the table of Jack Ellis, a  moneyscrivener behind the Royal

Exchange, with whom I at one period  used to dine generally once a  week.' 

Volumes would be required to contain a list of his numerous and  various acquaintance, none of whom he ever

forgot; and could  describe  and discriminate them all with precision and vivacity.  He  associated  with persons

the most widely different in manners,  abilities, rank,  and accomplishments.  He was at once the companion  of

the brilliant  Colonel Forrester of the Guards, who wrote The  Polite Philosopher, and  of the aukward and

uncouth Robert Levet; of  Lord Thurlow, and Mr.  Sastres, the Italian master; and has dined  one day with the

beautiful,  gay, and fascinating Lady Craven, and  the next with good Mrs.  Gardiner, the tallowchandler, on

Snow  hill. 

On my expressing my wonder at his discovering so much of the  knowledge peculiar to different professions,

he to]d me, 'I learnt  what I know of law, chiefly from Mr. Ballow, a very able man.  I  learnt some, too, from

Chambers; but was not so teachable then.  One  is not willing to be taught by a young man.'  When I expressed

a wish  to know more about Mr. Ballow, Johnson said, 'Sir, I have  seen him but  once these twenty years.  The

tide of life has driven  us different  ways.'  I was sorry at the time to hear this; but  whoever quits the  creeks of

private connections, and fairly gets  into the great ocean of  London, will, by imperceptible degrees,

unavoidably experience such  cessations of acquaintance. 

'My knowledge of physick, (he added,) I learnt from Dr. James, whom  I helped in writing the proposals for

his Dictionary and also a  little in the Dictionary itself.  I also learnt from Dr. Lawrence,  but was then grown

more stubborn.' 

A curious incident happened today, while Mr. Thrale and I sat with  him.  Francis announced that a large

packet was brought to him from  the postoffice, said to have come from Lisbon, and it was charged  SEVEN

POUNDS TEN SHILLINGS.  He would not receive it, supposing it  to  be some trick, nor did he even look at

it.  But upon enquiry  afterwards he found that it was a real packet for him, from that  very  friend in the East

Indies of whom he had been speaking; and  the ship  which carried it having come to Portugal, this packet,

with others,  had been put into the postoffice at Lisbon. 

I mentioned a new gamingclub, of which Mr. Beauclerk had given me  an account, where the members

played to a desperate extent.  JOHNSON.  'Depend upon it, Sir, this is mere talk.  WHO is ruined  by gaming?

You will not find six instances in an age.  There is a  strange rout  made about deep play: whereas you have

many more  people ruined by  adventurous trade, and yet we do not hear such an  outcry against it.'  THRALE.

'There may be few people absolutely  ruined by deep play; but  very many are much hurt in their  circumstances

by it.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, and so are very many by  other kinds of expence.'  I had  heard him talk once

before in the  same manner; and at Oxford he said,  'he wished he had learnt to  play at cards.'  The truth,

however, is,  that he loved to display  his ingenuity in argument; and therefore  would sometimes in

conversation maintain opinions which he was  sensible were wrong,  but in supporting which, his reasoning

and wit  would be most  conspicuous.  He would begin thus: 'Why, Sir, as to the  good or  evil of

cardplaying'  'Now, (said Garrick,) he is thinking  which  side he shall take.'  He appeared to have a pleasure

in  contradiction, especially when any opinion whatever was delivered  with an air of confidence; so that there

was hardly any topick, if  not one of the great truths of Religion and Morality, that he might  not have been

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observed  to me,  'Whatever opinion Johnson maintains, I will not say that he  convinces  me; but he never fails

to shew me, that he has good  reasons for it.'  I have heard Johnson pay his Lordship this high  compliment: 'I

never  was in Lord Elibank's company without learning  something.' 

We sat together till it was too late for the afternoon service.  Thrale said he had come with intention to go to

church with us.  We  went at seven to evening prayers at St. Clement's church, after  having drank coffee; an

indulgence, which I understood Johnson  yielded to on this occasion, in compliment to Thrale. 

On Sunday, April 7, Easterday, after having been at St. Paul's  Cathedral, I came to Dr. Johnson, according

to my usual custom.  It  seemed to me, that there was always something peculiarly mild and  placid in his

manner upon this holy festival, the commemoration of  the most joyful event in the history of our world, the

resurrection  of our LORD and SAVIOUR, who, having triumphed over death and the  grave, proclaimed

immortality to mankind. 

I repeated to him an argument of a lady of my acquaintance, who  maintained, that her husband's having been

guilty of numberless  infidelities, released her from conjugal obligations, because they  were reciprocal.

JOHNSON.  'This is miserable stuff, Sir.  To the  contract of marriage, besides the man and wife, there is a

third  partySociety; and if it be considered as a vowGOD: and,  therefore, it cannot be dissolved by their

consent alone.  Laws are  not made for particular cases, but for men in general.  A woman may  be unhappy

with her husband; but she cannot be freed from him  without  the approbation of the civil and ecclesiastical

power.  A  man may be  unhappy, because he is not so rich as another; but he is  not to seize  upon another's

property with his own hand.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, this  lady does not want that the contract should be

dissolved; she only  argues that she may indulge herself in  gallantries with equal freedom  as her husband

does, provided she  takes care not to introduce a  spurious issue into his family.  You  know, Sir, what

Macrobius has  told us of Julia.'  JOHNSON.  'This  lady of yours, Sir, I think, is  very fit for a brothel.' 

Mr. Macbean, authour of the Dictionary of ancient Geography, came  in.  He mentioned that he had been forty

years absent from  Scotland.  'Ah, Boswell! (said Johnson, smiling,) what would you  give to be  forty years

from Scotland?'  I said, 'I should not like  to be so long  absent from the seat of my ancestors.'  This  gentleman,

Mrs. Williams,  and Mr. Levet, dined with us. 

Mrs. Williams was very peevish; and I wondered at Johnson's  patience with her now, as I had often done on

similar occasions.  The  truth is, that his humane consideration of the forlorn and  indigent  state in which this

lady was left by her father, induced  him to treat  her with the utmost tenderness, and even to be  desirous of

procuring  her amusement, so as sometimes to incommode  many of his friends, by  carrying her with him to

their houses,  where, from her manner of  eating, in consequence of her blindness,  she could not but offend the

delicacy of persons of nice  sensations. 

After coffee, we went to afternoon service in St. Clement's church.  Observing some beggars in the street as

we walked along, I said to  him I supposed there was no civilized country in the world, where  the  misery of

want in the lowest classes of the people was  prevented.  JOHNSON.  'I believe, Sir, there is not; but it is  better

that some  should be unhappy, than that none should be happy,  which would be the  case in a general state of

equality.' 

When the service was ended, I went home with him, and we sat  quietly by ourselves. 

Upon the question whether a man who had been guilty of vicious  actions would do well to force himself into

solitude and sadness;  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, unless it prevent him from being vicious again.  With some people,

gloomy penitence is only madness turned upside  down.  A man may be gloomy, till, in order to be relieved

from  gloom,  he has recourse again to criminal indulgencies.' 


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On Wednesday, April 10, I dined with him at Mr. Thrale's, where  were Mr. Murphy and some other

company.  Before dinner, Dr. Johnson  and I passed some time by ourselves.  I was sorry to find it was  now

resolved that the proposed journey to Italy should not take  place this  year.  He said, 'I am disappointed, to be

sure; but it  is not a great  disappointment.'  I wondered to see him bear, with a  philosophical  calmness, what

would have made most people peevish  and fretful.  I  perceived, however, that he had so warmly cherished  the

hope of  enjoying classical scenes, that he could not easily  part with the  scheme; for he said: 'I shall probably

contrive to  get to Italy some  other way.  But I won't mention it to Mr. and  Mrs. Thrale, as it might  vex them.'  I

suggested, that going to  Italy might have done Mr. and  Mrs. Thrale good.  JOHNSON.  'I  rather believe not,

Sir.  While grief  is fresh, every attempt to  divert only irritates.  You must wait till  grief be DIGESTED, and

then amusement will dissipate the remains of  it.' 

I said, I disliked the custom which some people had of bringing  their children into company, because it in a

manner forced us to  pay  foolish compliments to please their parents.  JOHNSON.  'You  are  right, Sir.  We may

be excused for not caring much about other  people's children, for there are many who care very little about

their own children.  It may be observed, that men, who from being  engaged in business, or from their course

of life in whatever way,  seldom see their children, do not care much about them.  I myself  should not have had

much fondness for a child of my own.'  MRS.  THRALE.  'Nay, Sir, how can you talk so?'  JOHNSON.  'At

least, I  never wished to have a child.' 

He talked of Lord Lyttelton's extreme anxiety as an authour;  observing, that 'he was thirty years in preparing

his History, and  that he employed a man to point it for him; as if (laughing)  another  man could point his sense

better than himself.'  Mr. Murphy  said, he  understood his history was kept back several years for  fear of

Smollet.  JOHNSON.  'This seems strange to Murphy and me,  who never  felt that anxiety, but sent what we

wrote to the press,  and let it  take its chance.'  MRS. THRALE.  'The time has been,  Sir, when you  felt it.'

JOHNSON.  'Why, really, Madam, I do not  recollect a time  when that was the case.' 

On Thursday, April 11, I dined with him at General Paoli's, in  whose house I now resided, and where I had

ever afterwards the  honour  of being entertained with the kindest attention as his  constant guest,  while I was in

London, till I had a house of my own  there.  I  mentioned my having that morning introduced to Mr.  Garrick,

Count  Neni, a Flemish Nobleman of great rank and fortune,  to whom Garrick  talked of Abel Drugger as A

SMALL PART; and  related, with pleasant  vanity, that a Frenchman who had seen him in  one of his low

characters, exclaimed, 'Comment! je ne le crois pas.  Ce n'est pas  Monsieur Garrick, ce Grand Homme!'

Garrick added,  with an appearance  of grave recollection, 'If I were to begin life  again, I think I  should not

play those low characters.'  Upon which  I observed, 'Sir,  you would be in the wrong; for your great  excellence

is your variety  of playing, your representing so well,  characters so very different.'  JOHNSON.  'Garrick, Sir,

was not in  earnest in what he said; for, to  be sure, his peculiar excellence  is his variety; and, perhaps, there  is

not any one character which  has not been as well acted by somebody  else, as he could do it.'  BOSWELL.

'Why then, Sir, did he talk so?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, to  make you answer as you did.'  BOSWELL.  'I  don't

know, Sir; he  seemed to dip deep into his mind for the  reflection.'  JOHNSON.  'He had not far to dip, Sir: he

said the same  thing, probably,  twenty times before.' 

Of a nobleman raised at a very early period to high office, he  said, 'His parts, Sir, are pretty well for a Lord;

but would not be  distinguished in a man who had nothing else but his parts.' 

A journey to Italy was still in his thoughts.  He said, 'A man who  has not been in Italy, is always conscious of

an inferiority, from  his not having seen what it is expected a man should see.  The  grand  object of travelling is

to see the shores of the  Mediterranean.  On  those shores were the four great Empires of the  world; the

Assyrian,  the Persian, the Grecian, and the Roman.All  our religion, almost all  our law, almost all our arts,

almost all  that sets us above savages,  has come to us from the shores of the  Mediterranean.'  The General

observed, that 'THE MEDITERRANEAN  would be a noble subject for a  poem.' 


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We talked of translation.  I said, I could not define it, nor could  I think of a similitude to illustrate it; but that it

appeared to  me  the translation of poetry could be only imitation.  JOHNSON.  'You may  translate books of

science exactly.  You may also  translate history,  in so far as it is not embellished with oratory,  which is

poetical.  Poetry, indeed, cannot be translated; and,  therefore, it is the poets  that preserve languages; for we

would  not be at the trouble to learn a  language, if we could have all  that is written in it just as well in a

translation.  But as the  beauties of poetry cannot be preserved in any  language except that  in which it was

originally written, we learn the  language.' 

'Goldsmith (he said,) referred every thing to vanity; his virtues,  and his vices too, were from that motive.  He

was not a social man.  He never exchanged mind with you.' 

We spent the evening at Mr. Hoole's.  Mr. Mickle, the excellent  translator of The Lusiad, was there.  I have

preserved little of  the  conversation of this evening.  Dr. Johnson said, 'Thomson had a  true  poetical genius, the

power of viewing every thing in a  poetical light.  His fault is such a cloud of words sometimes, that  the sense

can  hardly peep through.  Shiels, who compiled Cibber's  Lives of the  Poets, was one day sitting with me.  I

took down  Thomson, and read  aloud a large portion of him, and then asked,Is  not this fine?  Shiels having

expressed the highest admiration.  Well, Sir, (said I,)  I have omitted every other line.' 

I related a dispute between Goldsmith and Mr. Robert Dodsley, one  day when they and I were dining at Tom

Davies's, in 1762.  Goldsmith  asserted, that there was no poetry produced in this age.  Dodsley  appealed to his

own Collection, and maintained, that though  you could  not find a palace like Dryden's Ode on St.  Cecilia's

Day, you had  villages composed of very pretty houses; and he  mentioned particularly  The Spleen.

JOHNSON.  'I think Dodsley gave  up the question.  He and  Goldsmith said the same thing; only he  said it in a

softer manner than  Goldsmith did; for he acknowledged  that there was no poetry, nothing  that towered above

the common  mark.  You may find wit and humour in  verse, and yet no poetry.  Hudibras has a profusion of

these; yet it is  not to be reckoned a  poem.  The Spleen, in Dodsley's Collection, on  which you say he  chiefly

rested, is not poetry.'  BOSWELL.  'Does not  Gray's poetry,  Sir, tower above the common mark?'  JOHNSON.

Yes, Sir;  but we must  attend to the difference between what men in general  cannot do if  they would, and what

every man may do if he would.  Sixteenstring  Jack* towered above the common mark.'  BOSWELL.  'Then,

Sir, what  is poetry?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it is much easier  to say what it  is not.  We all KNOW what light

is; but it is not easy  to TELL what  it is.' 

* A noted highwayman, who after having been several times tried and  acquitted, was at last hanged.  He was

remarkable for foppery in  his  dress, and particularly for wearing a bunch of sixteen strings  at the  knees of his

breeches.BOSWELL. 

On Friday, April 12, I dined with him at our friend Tom Davies's.  He reminded Dr. Johnson of Mr. Murphy's

having paid him the highest  compliment that ever was paid to a layman, by asking his pardon for  repeating

some oaths in the course of telling a story. 

Johnson and I supt this evening at the Crown and Anchor tavern, in  company with Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr.

Langton, Mr. Nairne, now one  of  the Scotch Judges, with the title of Lord Dunsinan, and my very  worthy

friend, Sir William Forbes, of Pitsligo. 

We discussed the question whether drinking improved conversation  and benevolence.  Sir Joshua maintained

it did.  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir:  before dinner men meet with great inequality of understanding;  and  those who

are conscious of their inferiority, have the modesty  not to  talk.  When they have drunk wine, every man feels

himself  happy, and  loses that modesty, and grows impudent and vociferous:  but he is not  improved; he is

only not sensible of his defects.'  Sir Joshua said the  Doctor was talking of the effects of excess in  wine; but

that a  moderate glass enlivened the mind, by giving a  proper circulation to  the blood.  'I am (said he,) in very

good  spirits, when I get up in  the morning.  By dinnertime I am  exhausted; wine puts me in the same  state as


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when I got up; and I  am sure that moderate drinking makes  people talk better.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; wine

gives not light, gay,  ideal hilarity; but  tumultuous, noisy, clamorous merriment.  I have  heard none of those

drunken,nay, drunken is a coarse word,none of  those VINOUS  flights.'  SIR JOSHUA.  'Because you

have sat by, quite  sober, and  felt an envy of the happiness of those who were drinking.'  JOHNSON.  'Perhaps,

contempt.And, Sir, it is not necessary to be  drunk one's self, to relish the wit of drunkenness.  Do we not

judge  of the drunken wit, of the dialogue between Iago and Cassio,  the most  excellent in its kind, when we

are quite sober?  Wit is  wit, by  whatever means it is produced; and, if good, will appear so  at all  times.  I admit

that the spirits are raised by drinking, as  by the  common participation of any pleasure: cockfighting, or

bearbaiting,  will raise the spirits of a company, as drinking  does, though surely  they will not improve

conversation.  I also  admit, that there are some  sluggish men who are improved by  drinking; as there are fruits

which  are not good till they are  rotten.  There are such men, but they are  medlars.  I indeed allow  that there

have been a very few men of  talents who were improved by  drinking; but I maintain that I am right  as to the

effects of  drinking in general: and let it be considered,  that there is no  position, however false in its

universality, which is  not true of  some particular man.'  Sir William Forbes said, 'Might not  a man  warmed

with wine be like a bottle of beer, which is made brisker  by  being set before the fire?''Nay, (said Johnson,

laughing,) I  cannot answer that: that is too much for me.' 

I observed, that wine did some people harm, by inflaming,  confusing, and irritating their minds; but that the

experience of  mankind had declared in favour of moderate drinking.  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  I do not say it is wrong

to produce self complacency by  drinking; I  only deny that it improves the mind.  When I drank  wine, I

scorned to  drink it when in company.  I have drunk many a  bottle by myself; in  the first place, because I had

need of it to  raise my spirits; in the  second place, because I would have nobody  to witness its effects upon

me.' 

He told us, 'almost all his Ramblers were written just as they were  wanted for the press; that he sent a certain

portion of the copy of  an essay, and wrote the remainder, while the former part of it was  printing.  When it

was wanted, and he had fairly sat down to it, he  was sure it would be done.' 

He said, that for general improvement, a man should read whatever  his immediate inclination prompts him to;

though, to be sure, if a  man has a science to learn, he must regularly and resolutely  advance.  He added, 'what

we read with inclination makes a much  stronger  impression.  If we read without inclination, half the mind  is

employed  in fixing the attention; so there is but one half to be  employed on  what we read.'  He told us, he read

Fielding's Amelia  through without  stopping.  He said, 'if a man begins to read in the  middle of a book,  and

feels an inclination to go on, let him not  quit it, to go to the  beginning.  He may perhaps not feel again the

inclination.' 

Soon after this day, he went to Bath with Mr. and Mrs. Thrale.  I  had never seen that beautiful city, and

wished to take the  opportunity of visiting it, while Johnson was there. 

On the 26th of April, I went to Bath; and on my arrival at the  Pelican inn, found lying for me an obliging

invitation from Mr. and  Mrs. Thrale, by whom I was agreeably entertained almost constantly  during my stay.

They were gone to the rooms; but there was a kind  note from Dr. Johnson, that he should sit at home all the

evening.  I  went to him directly, and before Mr. and Mrs. Thrale returned, we  had  by ourselves some hours of

teadrinking and talk. 

I shall group together such of his sayings as I preserved during  the few days that I was at Bath. 

It having been mentioned, I know not with what truth, that a  certain female political writer, whose doctrines

he disliked, had  of  late become very fond of dress, sat hours together at her  toilet, and  even put on

rouge:JohnsoN.  'She is better employed  at her toilet,  than using her pen.  It is better she should be

reddening her own  cheeks, than blackening other people's  characters.' 


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He would not allow me to praise a lady then at Bath; observing,  'She does not gain upon me, Sir; I think her

emptyheaded.'  He  was,  indeed, a stern critick upon characters and manners.  Even  Mrs. Thrale  did not

escape his friendly animadversion at times.  When he and I were  one day endeavouring to ascertain, article by

article, how one of our  friends could possibly spend as much money  in his family as he told us  he did, she

interrupted us by a lively  extravagant sally, on the  expence of clothing his children,  describing it in a very

ludicrous  and fanciful manner.  Johnson  looked a little angry, and said, 'Nay,  Madam, when you are

declaiming, declaim; and when you are calculating,  calculate.'  At  another time, when she said, perhaps

affectedly, 'I  don't like to  fly.'  JOHNSON.  'With YOUR wings, Madam, you MUST fly:  but have a  care, there

are CLIPPERS abroad.' 

On Monday, April 29, he and I made an excursion to Bristol, where I  was entertained with seeing him

enquire upon the spot, into the  authenticity of 'Rowley's Poetry,' as I had seen him enquire upon  the  spot into

the authenticity of 'Ossian's Poetry.'  George  Catcot, the  pewterer, who was as zealous for Rowley, as Dr.

Hugh  Blair was for  Ossian, (I trust my Reverend friend will excuse the  comparison,)  attended us at our inn,

and with a triumphant air of  lively simplicity  called out, 'I'll make Dr. Johnson a convert.'  Dr. Johnson, at his

desire, read aloud some of Chatterton's  fabricated verses, while  Catcot stood at the back of his chair, ,  moving

himself like a  pendulum, and beating time with his feet, and  now and then looking  into Dr. Johnson's face,

wondering that he was  not yet convinced.  We  called on Mr. Barret, the surgeon, and saw  some of the

ORIGINALS as  they were called, which were executed very  artificially; but from a  careful inspection of

them, and a  consideration of the circumstances  with which they were attended,  we were quite satisfied of the

imposture, which, indeed, has been  clearly demonstrated from internal  evidence, by several able  criticks. 

Honest Catcot seemed to pay no attention whatever to any  objections, but insisted, as an end of all

controversy, that we  should go with him to the tower of the church of St. Mary,  Redcliff,  and VIEW WITH

OUR OWN EYES the ancient chest in which the  manuscripts  were found.  To this, Dr. Johnson

goodnaturedly  agreed; and though  troubled with a shortness of breathing, laboured  up a long flight of  steps,

till we came to the place where the  wonderous chest stood.  'THERE, (said Cateot, with a bouncing  confident

credulity,) THERE is  the very chest itself.'  After this  OCULAR DEMONSTRATION, there was no  more to

be said.  He brought to  my recollection a Scotch Highlander, a  man of learning too, and who  had seen the

world, attesting, and at the  same time giving his  reasons for the authenticity of Fingal:'I have  heard all that

poem when I was young.''Have you, Sir?  Pray what  have you  heard?''I have heard Ossian, Oscar, and

EVERY ONE OF THEM.' 

Johnson said of Chatterton, 'This is the most extraordinary young  man that has encountered my knowledge.  It

is wonderful how the  whelp  has written such things.' 

We were by no means pleased with our inn at Bristol.  'Let us see  now, (said I,) how we should describe it.'

Johnson was ready with  his raillery.  'Describe it, Sir?Why, it was so bad that Boswell  wished to be in

Scotland!' 

After Dr. Johnson's return to London, I was several times with him  at his house, where I occasionally slept, in

the room that had been  assigned to me.  I dined with him at Dr. Taylor's, at General  Oglethorpe's, and at

General Paoli's.  To avoid a tedious  minuteness,  I shall group together what I have preserved of his

conversation  during this period also, without specifying each scene  where it  passed, except one, which will be

found so remarkable as  certainly to  deserve a very particular relation. 

'Garrick (he observed,) does not play the part of Archer in The  Beaux Stratagem well.  The gentleman should

break out through the  footman, which is not the case as he does it.' 

'That man is never happy for the present is so true, that all his  relief from unhappiness is only forgetting

himself for a little  while.  Life is a progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to  enjoyment.' 


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'Lord Chesterfield's Letters to his Son, I think, might be made a  very pretty book.  Take out the immorality,

and it should be put  into  the hands of every young gentleman.  An elegant manner and  easiness of  behaviour

are acquired gradually and imperceptibly.  No  man can say  "I'll be genteel."  There are ten genteel women for

one  genteel man,  because they are more restrained.  A man without some  degree of  restraint is insufferable;

but we are all less restrained  than women.  Were a woman sitting in company to put out her legs  before her as

most men do, we should be tempted to kick them in.' 

No man was a more attentive and nice observer of behaviour in those  in whose company he happened to be,

than Johnson; or, however  strange  it may seem to many, had a higher estimation of its  refinements.  Lord

Eliot informs me, that one day when Johnson and  he were at dinner at a  gentleman's house in London, upon

Lord  Chesterfield's Letters being  mentioned, Johnson surprized the  company by this sentence: 'Every man  of

any education would rather  be called a rascal, than accused of  deficiency in THE GRACES.'  Mr.  Gibbon,

who was present, turned to a  lady who knew Johnson well,  and lived much with him, and in his quaint

manner, tapping his box,  addressed her thus: 'Don't you think, Madam,  (looking towards  Johnson,) that

among ALL your acquaintance, you could  find ONE  exception?'  The lady smiled, and seemed to acquiesce. 

The uncommon vivacity of General Oglethorpe's mind, and variety of  knowledge, having sometimes made

his conversation seem too  desultory,  Johnson observed, 'Oglethorpe, Sir, never COMPLETES what  he has to

say.' 

He on the same account made a similar remark on Patrick Lord  Elibank: 'Sir, there is nothing CONCLUSIVE

in his talk.' 

When I complained of having dined at a splendid table without  hearing one sentence of conversation worthy

of being remembered, he  said, 'Sir, there seldom is any such conversation.'  BOSWELL.  'Why  then meet at

table?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, to eat and drink together,  and  to promote kindness; and, Sir, this is better done

when there  is no  solid conversation; for when there is, people differ in  opinion, and  get into bad humour, or

some of the company who are  not capable of  such conversation, are left out, and feel themselves  uneasy.  It

was  for this reason, Sir Robert Walpole said, he always  talked bawdy at  his table, because in that all could

join.' 

Being irritated by hearing a gentleman* ask Mr. Levett a variety of  questions concerning him, when he was

sitting by, he broke out,  'Sir,  you have but two topicks, yourself and me.  I am sick of  both.'  'A  man, (said he,)

should not talk of himself, nor much of  any particular  person.  He should take care not to be made a  proverb;

and, therefore,  should avoid having any one topick of  which people can say, "We shall  hear him upon it."

There was a Dr.  Oldfield, who was always talking  of the Duke of Marlborough.  He  came into a coffeehouse

one day, and  told that his Grace had  spoken in the House of Lords for half an hour.  "Did he indeed  speak for

half an hour?" (said Belehier, the  surgeon,)"Yes."  "And what did he say of Dr.

Oldfield?""Nothing""Why then, Sir,  he was very ungrateful; for Dr.  Oldfield could not have spoken for

a quarter of an hour, without  saying something of him."' 

* Most likely Boswell himself.HILL. 

I am now to record a very curious incident in Dr. Johnson's Life,  which fell under my own observation; of

which pars magna fui, and  which I am persuaded will, with the liberalminded, be much to his  credit. 

My desire of being acquainted with celebrated men of every  description, had made me, much about the same

time, obtain an  introduction to Dr. Samuel Johnson and to John Wilkes, Esq.  Two  men  more different could

perhaps not be selected out of all  mankind.  They  had even attacked one another with some asperity in  their

writings;  yet I lived in habits of friendship with both.  I  could fully relish  the excellence of each; for I have

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Sir John Pringle, 'mine own friend and my Father's friend,' between  whom and Dr. Johnson I in vain wished

to establish an acquaintance,  as I respected and lived in intimacy with both of them, observed to  me once,

very ingeniously, 'It is not in friendship as in  mathematicks, where two things, each equal to a third, are equal

between themselves.  You agree with Johnson as a middle quality,  and  you agree with me as a middle quality;

but Johnson and I should  not  agree.'  Sir John was not sufficiently flexible; so I desisted;  knowing, indeed,

that the repulsion was equally strong on the part  of  Johnson; who, I know not from what cause, unless his

being a  Scotchman, had formed a very erroneous opinion of Sir John.  But I  conceived an irresistible wish, if

possible, to bring Dr. Johnson  and  Mr. Wilkes together.  How to manage it, was a nice and  difficult  matter. 

My worthy booksellers and friends, Messieurs Dilly in the Poultry,  at whose hospitable and wellcovered

table I have seen a greater  number of literary men, than at any other, except that of Sir  Joshua  Reynolds, had

invited me to meet Mr. Wilkes and some more  gentlemen on  Wednesday, May 15.  'Pray (said I,) let us have

Dr.  Johnson.''What  with Mr. Wilkes? not for the world, (said Mr.  Edward Dilly:) Dr.  Johnson would never

forgive me.''Come, (said  I,) if you'll let me  negotiate for you, I will be answerable that  all shall go well.'

DILLY.  'Nay, if you will take it upon you, I  am sure I shall be very  happy to see them both here.' 

Notwithstanding the high veneration which I entertained for Dr.  Johnson, I was sensible that he was

sometimes a little actuated by  the spirit of contradiction, and by means of that I hoped I should  gain my point.

I was persuaded that if I had come upon him with a  direct proposal, 'Sir, will you dine in company with Jack

Wilkes?'  he  would have flown into a passion, and would probably have  answered,  'Dine with Jack Wilkes,

Sir!  I'd as soon dine with Jack  Ketch.'  I  therefore, while we were sitting quietly by ourselves at  his house in

an evening, took occasion to open my plan thus:'Mr.  Dilly, Sir,  sends his respectful compliments to you,

and would be  happy if you  would do him the honour to dine with him on Wednesday  next along with  me, as I

must soon go to Scotland.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I am obliged to  Mr. Dilly.  I will wait upon him'  BOSWELL.

'Provided, Sir, I  suppose, that the company which he is to have, is  agreeable to you.'  JOHNSON.  'What do

you mean, Sir?  What do you  take me for?  Do you  think I am so ignorant of the world as to  imagine that I am

to  prescribe to a gentleman what company he is to  have at his table?'  BOSWELL.  'I beg your pardon, Sir, for

wishing  to prevent you from  meeting people whom you might not like.  Perhaps he may have some of  what he

calls his patriotick friends  with him.'  Johnson.  'Well, Sir,  and what then?  What care I for  his PATRIOTICK

FRIENDS?  Poh!'  BOSWELL.  'I should not be  surprized to find Jack Wilkes there.'  Johnson.  'And if Jack

Wilkes SHOULD be there, what is that to ME,  Sir?  My dear friend,  let us have no more of this.  I am sorry to

be  angry with you; but  really it is treating me strangely to talk to me  as if I could not  meet any company

whatever, occasionally.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray forgive  me, Sir: I meant well.  But you shall meet whoever  comes,

for me.'  Thus I secured him, and told Dilly that he would find  him very well  pleased to be one of his guests

on the day appointed. 

Upon the muchexpected Wednesday, I called on him about half an  hour before dinner, as I often did when

we were to dine out  together,  to see that he was ready in time, and to accompany him.  I found him  buffeting

his books, as upon a former occasion, covered  with dust, and  making no preparation for going abroad.  'How

is  this, Sir? (said I.)  Don't you recollect that you are to dine at  Mr. Dilly's?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I did not think of

going to Dilly's:  it went out of my head.  I  have ordered dinner at home with Mrs.  Williams.'  BOSWELL.

'But, my  dear Sir, you know you were engaged  to Mr. Dilly, and I told him so.  He will expect you, and will

be  much disappointed if you don't come.'  JOHNSON.  'You must talk to  Mrs. Williams about this.' 

Here was a sad dilemma.  I feared that what I was so confident I  had secured would yet be frustrated.  He had

accustomed himself to  shew Mrs. Williams such a degree of humane attention, as frequently  imposed some

restraint upon him; and I knew that if she should be  obstinate, he would not stir.  I hastened down stairs to the

blind  lady's room, and told her I was in great uneasiness, for Dr.  Johnson  had engaged to me to dine this day

at Mr. Dilly's, but that  he had  told me he had forgotten his engagement, and had ordered  dinner at  home.  'Yes,

Sir, (said she, pretty peevishly,) Dr.  Johnson is to dine  at home.''Madam, (said I,) his respect for you  is

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company, I hope you will  be good enough to forego  it for a day; as Mr. Dilly is a very  worthy man, has

frequently had  agreeable parties at his house for  Dr. Johnson, and will be vexed if  the Doctor neglects him

today.  And then, Madam, be pleased to  consider my situation; I carried the  message, and I assured Mr. Dilly

that Dr. Johnson was to come, and  no doubt he has made a dinner, and  invited a company, and boasted  of the

honour he expected to have.  I  shall be quite disgraced if  the Doctor is not there.'  She gradually  softened to my

solicitations, which were certainly as earnest as most  entreaties  to ladies upon any occasion, and was

graciously pleased to  empower  me to tell Dr. Johnson, 'That all things considered, she  thought he  should

certainly go.'  I flew back to him, still in dust,  and  careless of what should be the event, 'indifferent in his

choice  to  go or stay;' but as soon as I had announced to him Mrs. Williams'  consent, he roared, 'Frank, a clean

shirt,' and was very soon  drest.  When I had him fairly seated in a hackneycoach with me, I  exulted as  much

as a fortunehunter who has got an heiress into a  postchaise  with him to set out for GretnaGreen. 

When we entered Mr. Dilly's drawing room, he found himself in the  midst of a company he did not know.  I

kept myself snug and silent,  watching how he would conduct himself.  I observed him whispering  to  Mr.

Dilly, 'Who is that gentleman, Sir?''Mr. Arthur Lee.'  JOHNSON.  'Too, too, too,' (under his breath,)

which was one of his  habitual  mutterings.  Mr. Arthur Lee could not but be very  obnoxious to  Johnson, for he

was not only a PATRIOT but an  AMERICAN.  He was  afterwards minister from the United States at the

court of Madrid.  'And who is the gentleman in lace?''Mr. Wilkes,  Sir.'  This  information confounded him

still more; he had some  difficulty to  restrain himself, and taking up a book, sat down upon  a windowseat

and read, or at least kept his eye upon it intently  for some time,  till he composed himself.  His feelings, I dare

say,  were aukward  enough.  But he no doubt recollected his having rated  me for supposing  that he could be at

all disconcerted by any  company, and he,  therefore, resolutely set himself to behave quite  as an easy man of

the world, who could adapt himself at once to the  disposition and  manners of those whom he might chance to

meet. 

The cheering sound of 'Dinner is upon the table,' dissolved his  reverie, and we ALL sat down without any

symptom of ill humour.  There  were present, beside Mr. Wilkes, and Mr. Arthur Lee, who was  an old

companion of mine when he studied physick at Edinburgh, Mr.  (now Sir  John) Miller, Dr. Lettsom, and Mr.

Slater the druggist.  Mr. Wilkes  placed himself next to Dr. Johnson, and behaved to him  with so much

attention and politeness, that he gained upon him  insensibly.  No man  eat more heartily than Johnson, or loved

better  what was nice and  delicate.  Mr. Wilkes was very assiduous in  helping him to some fine  veal.  'Pray give

me leave, Sir:It is  better hereA little of the  brownSome fat, SirA little of the  stuffingSome

gravyLet me  have the pleasure of giving you some  butterAllow me to recommend a  squeeze of this

orange;or the  lemon, perhaps, may have more  zest.''Sir, Sir, I am obliged to  you, Sir,' cried Johnson,

bowing,  and turning his head to him with  a look for some time of 'surly  virtue,' but, in a short while, of

complacency. 

Foote being mentioned, Johnson said, 'He is not a good mimick.'  One of the company added, 'A merry

Andrew, a buffoon.'  JOHNSON.  'But  he has wit too, and is not deficient in ideas, or in fertility  and  variety of

imagery, and not empty of reading; he has knowledge  enough  to fill up his part.  One species of wit he has in

an  eminent degree,  that of escape.  You drive him into a corner with  both hands; but he's  gone, Sir, when you

think you have got him  like an animal that jumps  over your head.  Then he has a great  range for wit; he

never lets  truth stand between him and a jest,  and he is sometimes mighty coarse.  Garrick is under many

restraints from which Foote is free.'  WILKES.  'Garrick's wit is  more like Lord Chesterfield's.'  JOHNSON.

'The  first time I was in  company with Foote was at Fitzherbert's.  Having  no good opinion of  the fellow, I was

resolved not to be pleased; and  it is very  difficult to please a man against his will.  I went on  eating my  dinner

pretty sullenly, affecting not to mind him.  But the  dog was  so very comical, that I was obliged to lay down

my knife and  fork,  throw myself back upon my chair, and fairly laugh it out.  No,  Sir,  he was irresistible.  He

upon one occasion experienced, in an  extraordinary degree, the efficacy of his powers of entertaining.

Amongst the many and various modes which he tried of getting money,  he became a partner with a

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acquaintance.  Fitzherbert was one who took his smallbeer; but it  was so bad that the servants resolved not to

drink it.  They were  at  some loss how to notify their resolution, being afraid of  offending  their master, who

they knew liked Foote much as a  companion.  At last  they fixed upon a little black boy, who was  rather a

favourite, to be  their deputy, and deliver their  remonstrance; and having invested him  with the whole

authority of  the kitchen, he was to inform Mr.  Fitzherbert, in all their names,  upon a certain day, that they

would  drink Foote's smallbeer no  longer.  On that day Foote happened to  dine at Fitzherbert's, and  this boy

served at table; he was so  delighted with Foote's stories,  and merriment, and grimace, that when  he went

down stairs, he told  them, "This is the finest man I have ever  seen.  I will not deliver  your message.  I will

drink his  smallbeer."' 

Somebody observed that Garrick could not have done this.  WILKES.  'Garrick would have made the

smallbeer still smaller.  He is now  leaving the stage; but he will play Scrub all his life.'  I knew  that  Johnson

would let nobody attack Garrick but himself, as  Garrick once  said to me, and I had heard him praise his

liberality;  so to bring out  his commendation of his celebrated pupil, I said,  loudly, 'I have  heard Garrick is

liberal.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, I  know that Garrick  has given away more money than any man in England  that

I am acquainted  with, and that not from ostentatious views.  Garrick was very poor when  he began life; so

when he came to have  money, he probably was very  unskilful in giving away, and saved  when he should not.

But Garrick  began to be liberal as soon as he  could; and I am of opinion, the  reputation of avarice which he

has  had, has been very lucky for him,  and prevented his having many  enemies.  You despise a man for

avarice,  but do not hate him.  Garrick might have been much better attacked for  living with more  splendour

than is suitable to a player: if they had  had the wit to  have assaulted him in that quarter, they might have

galled him  more.  But they have kept clamouring about his avarice,  which has  rescued him from much

obloquy and envy.' 

Talking of the great difficulty of obtaining authentick information  for biography, Johnson told us, 'When I

was a young fellow I wanted  to write the Life of Dryden, and in order to get materials, I  applied  to the only

two persons then alive who had seen him; these  were old  Swinney, and old Cibber.  Swinney's information

was no  more than this,  "That at Will's coffeehouse Dryden had a  particular chair for  himself, which was set

by the fire in winter,  and was then called his  winterchair; and that it was carried out  for him to the balcony

in  summer, and was then called his summer  chair."  Cibber could tell no  more but "That he remembered him

a  decent old man, arbiter of critical  disputes at Will's."  You are  to consider that Cibber was then at a  great

distance from Dryden,  had perhaps one leg only in the room, and  durst not draw in the  other.'  BOSWELL.

'Yet Cibber was a man of  observation?'  JOHNSON.  'I think not.'  BOSWELL.  'You will allow his  Apology to

be well  done.'  JOHNSON.  'Very well done, to be sure, Sir.  That book is a  striking proof of the justice of

Pope's remark: 

    "Each might his several province well command,

     Would all but stoop to what they understand."'

BOSWELL.  'And his plays are good.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes; but that was  his trade; l'esprit du corps: he had been

all his life among  players  and playwriters.  I wondered that he had so little to say  in  conversation, for he had

kept the best company, and learnt all  that  can be got by the ear.  He abused Pindar to me, and then  shewed me

an  Ode of his own, with an absurd couplet, making a  linnet soar on an  eagle's wing.  I told him that when the

ancients  made a simile, they  always made it like something real.' 

Mr. Wilkes remarked, that 'among all the bold flights of  Shakspeare's imagination, the boldest was making

Birnamwood march  to  Dunsinane; creating a wood where there never was a shrub; a wood  in  Scotland! ha!

ha! ha!'  And he also observed, that 'the clannish  slavery of the Highlands of Scotland was the single

exception to  Milton's remark of "The Mountain Nymph, sweet Liberty," being  worshipped in all hilly

countries.''When I was at Inverary (said  he,) on a visit to my old friend, Archibald, Duke of Argyle, his

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lucky for me; for if I had  displeased the Duke, and he had wished it, there is not a Campbell  among you but

would have been ready to bring John Wilkes's head to  him in a charger.  It would have been only 

    "Off with his head!  So much for Aylesbury."

I was then member for Aylesbury.' 

Mr. Arthur Lee mentioned some Scotch who had taken possession of a  barren part of America, and wondered

why they should choose it.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, all barrenness is comparative.  The SCOTCH  would  not

know it to be barren.'  BOSWELL.  'Come, come, he is  flattering  the English.  You have now been in Scotland,

Sir, and  say if you did  not see meat and drink enough there.'  JOHNSON.  'Why yes, Sir; meat  and drink

enough to give the enhabitants  sufficient strength to run  away from home.'  All these quick and  lively sallies

were said  sportively, quite in jest, and with a  smile, which showed that he  meant only wit.  Upon this topick

he  and Mr. Wilkes could perfectly  assimilate; here was a bond of union  between them, and I was conscious

that as both of them had visited  Caledonia, both were fully satisfied  of the strange narrow  ignorance of those

who imagine that it is a land  of famine.  But  they amused themselves with persevering in the old  jokes.  When

I  claimed a superiority for Scotland over England in one  respect,  that no man can be arrested there for a debt

merely because  another  swears it against him; but there must first be the judgement  of a  court of law

ascertaining its justice; and that a seizure of the  person, before judgement is obtained, can take place only, if

his  creditor should swear that he is about to fly from the country, or,  as it is technically expressed, is in

meditatione fugoe:  WILKES.  'That, I should think, may be safely sworn of all the Scotch  nation.'  JOHNSON.

(to Mr. Wilkes,) 'You must know, Sir, I lately  took my  friend Boswell and shewed him genuine civilised life

in an  English  provincial town.  I turned him loose at Lichfield, my  native city,  that he might see for once real

civility: for you know  he lives among  savages in Scotland, and among rakes in London.'  WILKES.  'Except

when  he is with grave, sober, decent people like  you and me.'  JOHNSON.  (smiling,) 'And we ashamed of

him.' 

They were quite frank and easy.  Johnson told the story of his  asking Mrs. Macaulay to allow her footman to

sit down with them, to  prove the ridiculousness of the argument for the equality of  mankind;  and he said to

me afterwards, with a nod of satisfaction,  'You saw Mr.  Wilkes acquiesced.'  Wilkes talked with all

imaginable  freedom of the  ludicrous title given to the AttorneyGeneral,  Diabolus Regis; adding,  'I have

reason to know something about that  officer; for I was  prosecuted for a libel.'  Johnson, who many  people

would have supposed  must have been furiously angry at  hearing this talked of so lightly,  said not a word.  He

was now,  INDEED, 'a goodhumoured fellow.' 

After dinner we had an accession of Mrs. Knowles, the Quaker lady,  well known for her various talents, and

of Mr. Alderman Lee.  Amidst  some patriotick groans, somebody (I think the Alderman)  said, 'Poor  old

England is lost.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is not so  much to be  lamented that Old England is lost, as that the Scotch

have found it.'  WILKES.  'Had Lord Bute governed Scotland only, I  should not have  taken the trouble to write

his eulogy, and dedicate  Mortimer to him.' 

Mr. Wilkes held a candle to shew a fine print of a beautiful female  figure which hung in the room, and

pointed out the elegant contour  of  the bosom with the finger of an arch connoisseur.  He  afterwards, in a

conversation with me, waggishly insisted, that all  the time Johnson  shewed visible signs of a fervent

admiration of  the corresponding  charms of the fair Quaker. 

This record, though by no means so perfect as I could wish, will  serve to give a notion of a very curious

interview, which was not  only pleasing at the time, but had the agreeable and benignant  effect  of reconciling

any animosity, and sweetening any acidity,  which in the  various bustle of political contest, had been produced

in the minds of  two men, who though widely different, had so many  things in  commonclassical learning,

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had been for ever at a distance from each other. 

Mr. Burke gave me much credit for this successful NEGOCIATION; and  pleasantly said, that 'there was

nothing to equal it in the whole  history of the Corps Diplomatique.' 

I attended Dr. Johnson home, and had the satisfaction to hear him  tell Mrs. Williams how much he had been

pleased with Mr. Wilkes's  company, and what an agreeable day he had passed. 

I talked a good deal to him of the celebrated Margaret Caroline  Rudd, whom I had visited, induced by the

fame of her talents,  address, and irresistible power of fascination.  To a lady who  disapproved of my visiting

her, he said on a former occasion, 'Nay,  Madam, Boswell is in the right; I should have visited her myself,

were it not that they have now a trick of putting every thing into  the newspapers.'  This evening he

exclaimed, 'I envy him his  acquaintance with Mrs. Rudd.' 

On the evening of the next day I took leave of him, being to set  out for Scotland.  I thanked him with great

warmth for all his  kindness.  'Sir, (said he,) you are very welcome.  Nobody repays it  with more. 

The following letters concerning an Epitaph which he wrote for the  monument of Dr. Goldsmith, in

WestminsterAbbey, afford at once a  proof of his unaffected modesty, his carelessness as to his own

writings, and of the great respect which he entertained for the  taste  and judgement of the excellent and

eminent person to whom  they are  addressed: 

TO SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. 

DEAR SIR,I have been kept away from you, I know not well how, and  of these vexatious hindrances I

know not when there will be an end.  I  therefore send you the poor dear Doctor's epitaph.  Read it first

yourself; and if you then think it right, shew it to the Club.  I  am,  you know, willing to be corrected.  If you

think any thing much  amiss,  keep it to yourself, till we come together.  I have sent two  copies,  but prefer the

card.  The dates must be settled by Dr.  Percy.  I am,  Sir, your most humble servant, 

'May 16, 1776.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

It was, I think, after I had left London this year, that this  Epitaph gave occasion to a Remonstrance to the

MONARCH OF  LITERATURE,  for an account of which I am indebted to Sir William  Forbes, of  Pitsligo. 

That my readers may have the subject more fully and clearly before  them, I shall first insert the Epitaph. 

            OLIVARII GOLDSMITH,

Poetae, Physici, Historici,  Qui nullum fere scribendi genus  Non  tetigit,  Nullum quod tetiqit non ornavit:  Sive

risus essent movendi,  Sive lacrymae,  Affectuum potens at lenis dominator:  Ingenio  sublimis, vividus,

versatilis,  Oratione grandis, nitidus, venustus:  Hoc monumento memoriam coluit  Sodalium amor,  Amicorum

fides,  Lectorum veneratio.  Natus in Hibernia Forniae Longfordiensis,  In  loco cui nomen Pallas,  Nov. XXIX.

MDCCXXXI;  Eblanae literis  institutus;  Obiit Londini,  April IV, MDCCLXXIV.' 

Sir William Forbes writes to me thus: 


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'I enclose the Round Robin.  This jeu d'esprit took its rise one  day at dinner at our friend Sir Joshua

Reynolds's.  All the company  present, except myself, were friends and acquaintance of Dr.  Goldsmith.  The

Epitaph, written for him by Dr. Johnson, became the  subject of conversation, and various emendations were

suggested,  which it was agreed should be submitted to the Doctor's  consideration.  But the question was, who

should have the courage  to  propose them to him?  At last it was hinted, that there could be  no  way so good as

that of a Round Robin, as the sailors call it,  which  they make use of when they enter into a conspiracy, so as

not  to let  it be known who puts his name first or last to the paper.  This  proposition was instantly assented to;

and Dr. Barnard, Dean  of Derry,  now Bishop of Killaloe, drew up an address to Dr. Johnson  on the  occasion,

replete with wit and humour, but which it was  feared the  Doctor might think treated the subject with too

much  levity.  Mr.  Burke then proposed the address as it stands in the  paper in writing,  to which I had the

honour to officiate as clerk. 

'Sir Joshua agreed to carry it to Dr. Johnson, who received it with  much good humour,* and desired Sir

Joshua to tell the gentlemen,  that  he would alter the Epitaph in any manner they pleased, as to  the sense  of it;

but he would never consent to disgrace the walls  of Westminster  Abbey with an English inscription. 

* He however, upon seeing Dr. Warton's name to the suggestion, that  the Epitaph should be in English,

observed to Sir Joshua, 'I wonder  that Joe Warton, a scholar by profession, should be such a fool.'  He  said

too, 'I should have thought Mund Burke would have had more  sense.'  Mr. Langton, who was one of the

company at Sir Joshua's,  like a sturdy scholar, resolutely refused to sign the Round Robin.  The Epitaph is

engraved upon Dr. Goldsmith's monument without any  alteration.  At another time, when somebody

endeavoured to argue in  favour of its being in English, Johnson said, 'The language of the  country of which a

learned man was a native, is not the language  fit  for his epitaph, which should be in ancient and permanent

language.  Consider, Sir; how you should feel, were you to find at  Rotterdam an  epitaph upon Erasmus IN

DUTCH!'BOSWELL. 

'I consider this Round Robin as a species of literary curiosity  worth preserving, as it marks, in a certain

degree, Dr. Johnson's  character.' 

Sir William Forbes's observation is very just.  The anecdote now  related proves, in the strongest manner, the

reverence and awe with  which Johnson was regarded, by some of the most eminent men of his  time, in

various departments, and even by such of them as lived  most  with him; while it also confirms what I have

again and again  inculcated, that he was by no means of that ferocious and irascible  character which has been

ignorantly imagined. 

This hasty composition is also to be remarked as one of a thousand  instances which evince the extraordinary

promptitude of Mr. Burke;  who while he is equal to the greatest things, can adorn the least;  can, with equal

facility, embrace the vast and complicated  speculations of politicks, or the ingenious topicks of literary

investigation. 

'DR. JOHNSON TO MRS. BOSWELL. 

'MADAM,You must not think me uncivil in omitting to answer the  letter with which you favoured me

some time ago.  I imagined it to  have been written without Mr. Boswell's knowledge, and therefore  supposed

the answer to require, what I could not find, a private  conveyance. 

'The difference with Lord Auchinleck is now over; and since young  Alexander has appeared, I hope no more

difficulties will arise  among  you; for I sincerely wish you all happy.  Do not teach the  young ones  to dislike

me, as you dislike me yourself; but let me at  least have  Veronica's kindness, because she is my acquaintance. 


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'You will now have Mr. Boswell home; it is well that you have him;  he has led a wild life.  I have taken him to

Lichfield, and he has  followed Mr. Thrale to Bath.  Pray take care of him, and tame him.  The only thing in

which I have the honour to agree with you is, in  loving him; and while we are so much of a mind in a matter

of so  much  importance, our other quarrels will, I hope, produce no great  bitterness.  I am, Madam, your most

humble servant, 

'May 16, 1776.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

I select from his private register the following passage: 

'July 25, 1776.  O God, who hast ordained that whatever is to be  desired should be sought by labour, and who,

by thy blessing,  bringest honest labour to good effect, look with mercy upon my  studies and endeavours.

Grant me, O LORD, to design only what is  lawful and right; and afford me calmness of mind, and steadiness

of  purpose, that I may so do thy will in this short life, as to obtain  happiness in the world to come, for the

sake of JESUS CHRIST our  Lord.  Amen.' 

It appears from a note subjoined, that this was composed when he  'purposed to apply vigorously to study,

particularly of the Greek  and  Italian tongues.' 

Such a purpose, so expressed, at the age of sixtyseven, is  admirable and encouraging; and it must impress

all the thinking  part  of my readers with a consolatory confidence in habitual  devotion, when  they see a man

of such enlarged intellectual powers  as Johnson, thus  in the genuine earnestness of secrecy, imploring  the aid

of that  Supreme Being, 'from whom cometh down every good  and every perfect  gift.' 

1777: AETAT. 68.]In 1777, it appears from his Prayers and  Meditations, that Johnson suffered much from

a state of mind  'unsettled and perplexed,' and from that constitutional gloom,  which,  together with his

extreme humility and anxiety with regard  to his  religious state, made him contemplate himself through too

dark and  unfavourable a medium.  It may be said of him, that he  'saw GOD in  clouds.'  Certain we may be of

his injustice to himself  in the  following lamentable paragraph, which it is painful to think  came from  the

contrite heart of this great man, to whose labours  the world is so  much indebted: 'When I survey my past life,

I  discover nothing but a  barren waste of time with some disorders of  body, and disturbances of  the mind, very

near to madness, which I  hope He that made me will  suffer to extenuate many faults, and  excuse many

deficiencies.'  But  we find his devotions in this year  eminently fervent; and we are  comforted by observing

intervals of  quiet, composure, and gladness. 

On Easterday we find the following emphatick prayer: 

'Almighty and most merciful Father, who seest all our miseries, and  knowest all our necessities, look down

upon me, and pity me.  Defend  me from the violent incursion [incursions] of evil thoughts,  and  enable me to

form and keep such resolutions as may conduce to  the  discharge of the duties which thy providence shall

appoint me;  and so  help me, by thy Holy Spirit, that my heart may surely there  be fixed,  where true joys are

to be found, and that I may serve  thee with pure  affection and a cheerful mind.  Have mercy upon me,  O

GOD, have mercy  upon me; years and infirmities oppress me,  terrour and anxiety beset  me.  Have mercy

upon me, my Creator and  my Judge.  [In all dangers  protect me.]  In all perplexities  relieve and free me; and so

help me  by thy Holy Spirit, that I may  now so commemorate the death of thy Son  our Saviour JESUS

CHRIST,  as that when this short and painful life  shall have an end, I may,  for his sake, be received to

everlasting  happiness.  Amen.' 

'SIR ALEXANDER DICK TO DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON. 


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'Prestonfield, Feb. 17, 1777. 

'SIR, I had yesterday the honour of receiving your book of your  Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland,

which you was so good  as  to send me, by the hands of our mutual friend, Mr. Boswell, of  Auchinleck; for

which I return you my most hearty thanks; and after  carefully reading it over again, shall deposit in my little

collection of choice books, next our worthy friend's Journey to  Corsica.  As there are many things to admire in

both performances,  I  have often wished that no Travels or Journeys should be published  but  those undertaken

by persons of integrity and capacity to judge  well,  and describe faithfully, and in good language, the situation,

condition, and manners of the countries past through.  Indeed our  country of Scotland, in spite of the union of

the crowns, is still  in  most places so devoid of clothing, or cover from hedges and  plantations, that it was well

you gave your readers a sound  Monitoire  with respect to that circumstance.  The truths you have  told, and the

purity of the language in which they are expressed,  as your Journey is  universally read, may, and already

appear to  have a very good effect.  For a man of my acquaintance, who has the  largest nursery for trees  and

hedges in this country, tells me,  that of late the demand upon him  for these articles is doubled, and  sometimes

tripled.  I have,  therefore, listed Dr. Samuel Johnson in  some of my memorandums of the  principal planters

and favourers of  the enclosures, under a name which  I took the liberty to invent  from the Greek,

Papadendrion.  Lord  Auchinleck and some few more  are of the list.  I am told that one  gentleman in the shire

of  Aberdeen, viz. Sir Archibald Grant, has  planted above fifty  millions of trees on a piece of very wild

ground  at Monimusk: I  must enquire if he has fenced them well, before he  enters my list;  for, that is the soul

of enclosing.  I began myself to  plant a  little, our ground being too valuable for much, and that is  now  fifty

years ago; and the trees, now in my seventyfourth year, I  look up to with reverence, and shew them to my

eldest son now in  his  fifteenth year, and they are full the height of my country  house  here, where I had the

pleasure of receiving you, and hope  again to  have that satisfaction with our mutual friend, Mr.  Boswell.  I

shall  always continue, with the truest esteem, dear  Doctor, your much  obliged, and obedient humble servant, 

'ALEXANDER DICK.' 

'To JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,It is so long since I heard any thing from you, that I  am not easy about it; write something to

me next post.  When you  sent  your last letter, every thing seemed to be mending; I hope  nothing has  lately

grown worse.  I suppose young Alexander  continues to thrive,  and Veronica is now very pretty company.  I do

not suppose the lady is  yet reconciled to me, yet let her know that  I love her very well, and  value her very

much. . . . 

'Poor Beauclerk still continues very ill.  Langton lives on as he  used to do.  His children are very pretty, and, I

think, his lady  loses her Scotch.  Paoli I never see. 

'I have been so distressed by difficulty of breathing, that I lost,  as was computed, sixandthirty ounces of

blood in a few days.  I  am  better, but not well. . . . 

'Mrs. Williams sends her compliments, and promises that when you  come hither, she will accommodate you

as well as ever she can in  the  old room.  She wishes to know whether you sent her book to Sir  Alexander

Gordon. 

'My dear Boswell, do not neglect to write to me; for your kindness  is one of the pleasures of my life, which I

should be sorry to  lose.  I am, Sir, your humble servant, 

'February 18, 1777.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 


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'To DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON. 

'Glasgow, April 24, 1777. 

'MY DEAR SIR, . . .  My wife has made marmalade of oranges for you.  I left her and my daughters and

Alexander all well yesterday.  I  have  taught Veronica to speak of you thus;Dr. JohnSON, not  JohnSTON.  I

remain, my dear Sir, your most affectionate, and  obliged humble  servant, 

'JAMES BOSWELL.' 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR, . . .  Tell Mrs. Boswell that I shall taste her  marmalade cautiously at first.  Timeo Danaos et dona

ferentes.  Beware, says the Italian proverb, of a reconciled enemy.  But when  I  find it does me no harm, I shall

then receive it and be thankful  for  it, as a pledge of firm, and, I hope, of unalterable kindness.  She is,  after all,

a dear, dear lady. . . . 

'I am, dear Sir, your most affectionate humble servant, 

'May 3, 1777.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'Southill, Sept. 26, 1777. 

'DEAR SIR, You will find by this letter, that I am still in the  same calm retreat, from the noise and bustle of

London, as when I  wrote to you last.  I am happy to find you had such an agreeable  meeting with your old

friend Dr. Johnson; I have no doubt your  stock  is much increased by the interview; few men, nay I may say,

scarcely  any man, has got that fund of knowledge and entertainment  as Dr.  Johnson in conversation.  When he

opens freely, every one is  attentive  to what he says, and cannot fail of improvement as well  as pleasure. 

'The edition of The Poets, now printing, will do honour to the  English press; and a concise account of the life

of each authour,  by  Dr. Johnson, will be a very valuable addition, and stamp the  reputation of this edition

superiour to any thing that is gone  before.  The first cause that gave rise to this undertaking, I  believe, was

owing to the little trifling edition of The Poets,  printing by the Martins, at Edinburgh, and to be sold by Bell,

in  London.  Upon examining the volumes which were printed, the type  was  found so extremely small, that

many persons could not read  them; not  only this inconvenience attended it, but the inaccuracy  of the press

was very conspicuous.  These reasons, as well as the  idea of an  invasion of what we call our Literary Property,

induced  the London  Booksellers to print an elegant and accurate edition of  all the  English Poets of reputation,

from Chaucer to the present  time. 

'Accordingly a select number of the most respectable booksellers  met on the occasion; and, on consulting

together, agreed, that all  the proprietors of copyright in the various Poets should be  summoned  together; and

when their opinions were given, to proceed  immediately  on the business.  Accordingly a meeting was held,

consisting of about  forty of the most respectable booksellers of  London, when it was  agreed that an elegant

and uniform edition of  The English Poets should  be immediately printed, with a concise  account of the life of

each  authour, by Dr. Samuel Johnson; and  that three persons should be  deputed to wait upon Dr. Johnson, to

solicit him to undertake the  Lives, viz., T. Davies, Strahan, and  Cadell.  The Doctor very politely  undertook it,

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his own: he  mentioned two  hundred guineas:* it was immediately agreed to; and a  farther  compliment, I

believe, will be made him.  A committee was  likewise  appointed to engage the best engravers, viz.,

Bartolozzi,  Sherwin,  Hall, etc.  Likewise another committee for giving directions  about  the paper, printing,

etc., so that the whole will be conducted  with  spirit, and in the best manner, with respect to authourship,

editorship, engravings, etc., etc.  My brother will give you a list  of the Poets we mean to give, many of which

are within the time of  the Act of Queen Anne, which Martin and Bell cannot give, as they  have no property in

them; the proprietors are almost all the  booksellers in London, of consequence.  I am, dear Sir, ever  your's, 

'EDWARD DILLY.' 

* Johnson's moderation in demanding so small a sum is  extraordinary.  Had he asked one thousand, or even

fifteen hundred  guineas, the booksellers, who knew the value of his name, would  doubtless have readily

given it.  They have probably got five  thousand guineas by this work in the course of twentyfive years.

MALONE. 

A circumstance which could not fail to be very pleasing to Johnson  occurred this year.  The Tragedy of Sir

Thomas Overbury, written by  his early companion in London, Richard Savage, was brought out with

alterations at Drurylane theatre.  The Prologue to it was written  by  Mr. Richard Brinsley Sheridan; in which,

after describing very  pathetically the wretchedness of 

    'Illfated Savage, at whose birth was giv'n

     No parent but the Muse, no friend but Heav'n:'

he introduced an elegant compliment to Johnson on his Dictionary,  that wonderful performance which cannot

be too often or too highly  praised; of which Mr. Harris, in his Philological Inquiries, justly  and liberally

observes: 'Such is its merit, that our language does  not possess a more copious, learned, and valuable work.'

The  concluding lines of this Prologue were these: 

    'So pleads the tale that gives to future times

     The son's misfortunes and the parent's crimes;

     There shall his fame (if own'd tonight) survive,

     Fix'd by THE HAND THAT BIDS OUR LANGUAGE LIVE.'

Mr. Sheridan here at once did honour to his taste and to his  liberality of sentiment, by shewing that he was

not prejudiced from  the unlucky difference which had taken place between his worthy  father and Dr.

Johnson.  I have already mentioned, that Johnson was  very desirous of reconciliation with old Mr. Sheridan.  It

will,  therefore, not seem at all surprizing that he was zealous in  acknowledging the brilliant merit of his son.

While it had as yet  been displayed only in the drama, Johnson proposed him as a member  of  THE

LITERARY CLUB, observing, that 'He who has written the two  best  comedies of his age, is surely a

considerable man.'  And he  had,  accordingly, the honour to be elected; for an honour it  undoubtedly  must be

allowed to be, when it is considered of whom  that society  consists, and that a single black ball excludes a

candidate. 

On the 23rd of June, I again wrote to Dr. Johnson, enclosing a  shipmaster's receipt for a jar of

orangemarmalade, and a large  packet of Lord Hailes's Annals of Scotland. 

'DR. JOHNSON TO MRS. BOSWELL. 

'MADAM,Though I am well enough pleased with the taste of  sweetmeats, very little of the pleasure which

I received at the  arrival of your jar of marmalade arose from eating it.  I received  it  as a token of friendship, as

a proof of reconciliation, things  much  sweeter than sweetmeats, and upon this consideration I return  you,  dear

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Mr.  Boswell's, which it  is not to be expected that any man can long  keep, when the influence  of a lady so

highly and so justly valued  operates against him.  Mr.  Boswell will tell you that I was always  faithful to your

interest, and  always endeavoured to exalt you in  his estimation.  You must now do  the same for me.  We must

all help  one another, and you must now  consider me, as, dear Madam, your  most obliged, and most humble

servant, 

'July 22, 1777.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

'To JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,I am this day come to Ashbourne, and have only to tell  you, that Dr. Taylor says you shall be

welcome to him, and you know  how welcome you will be to me.  Make haste to let me know when you  may

be expected. 

'Make my compliments to Mrs. Boswell, and tell her, I hope we shall  be at variance no more.  I am, dear Sir,

your most humble servant, 

'August 30, 1777.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

On Sunday evening, Sept. 14, I arrived at Ashbourne, and drove  directly up to Dr. Taylor's door.  Dr. Johnson

and he appeared  before  I had got out of the postchaise, and welcomed me cordially. 

I told them that I had travelled all the preceding night, and gone  to bed at Leek in Staffordshire; and that

when I rose to go to  church  in the afternoon, I was informed there had been an  earthquake, of  which, it seems,

the shock had been felt in some  degree at Ashbourne.  JOHNSON.  'Sir it will be much exaggerated in  popular

talk: for, in  the first place, the common people do not  accurately adapt their  thoughts to the objects; nor,

secondly, do  they accurately adapt their  words to their thoughts: they do not  mean to lie; but, taking no pains

to be exact, they give you very  false accounts.  A great part of their  language is proverbial.  If  anything rocks

at all, they say it rocks  like a cradle; and in this  way they go on. 

The subject of grief for the loss of relations and friends being  introduced, I observed that it was strange to

consider how soon it  in  general wears away.  Dr. Taylor mentioned a gentleman of the  neighbourhood as the

only instance he had ever known of a person  who  had endeavoured to RETAIN grief.  He told Dr. Taylor, that

after his  Lady's death, which affected him deeply, he RESOLVED that  the grief,  which he cherished with a

kind of sacred fondness,  should be lasting;  but that he found he could not keep it long.  JOHNSON.  'All grief

for  what cannot in the course of nature be  helped, soon wears away; in  some sooner, indeed, in some later;

but  it never continues very long,  unless where there is madness, such  as will make a man have pride so  fixed

in his mind, as to imagine  himself a King; or any other passion  in an unreasonable way: for  all unnecessary

grief is unwise, and  therefore will not be long  retained by a sound mind.  If, indeed, the  cause of our grief is

occasioned by our own misconduct, if grief is  mingled with remorse  of conscience, it should be lasting.'

BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, we do  not approve of a man who very soon forgets the loss  of a wife or a  friend.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, we disapprove of him, not  because he soon  forgets his grief, for the sooner it is forgotten the

better, but  because we suppose, that if he forgets his wife or his  friend soon,  he has not had much affection

for them.' 

I was somewhat disappointed in finding that the edition of The  English Poets, for which he was to write

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any poet the booksellers pleased.  I asked him  if he would  do this to any dunce's works, if they should ask

him.  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Sir, and SAY he was a dunce.'  My friend seemed now  not much to relish  talking of

this edition. 

After breakfast,* Johnson carried me to see the garden belonging to  the school of Ashbourne, which is very

prettily formed upon a bank,  rising gradually behind the house.  The Reverend Mr. Langley, the  headmaster,

accompanied us. 

* Next morning.ED. 

We had with us at dinner several of Dr. Taylor's neighbours, good  civil gentlemen, who seemed to understand

Dr. Johnson very well,  and  not to consider him in the light that a certain person did, who  being  struck, or

rather stunned by his voice and manner, when he  was  afterwards asked what he thought of him, answered.

'He's a  tremendous  companion.' 

Johnson told me, that 'Taylor was a very sensible acute man, and  had a strong mind; that he had great activity

in some respects, and  yet such a sort of indolence, that if you should put a pebble upon  his chimneypiece,

you would find it there, in the same state, a  year  afterwards.' 

And here is the proper place to give an account of Johnson's humane  and zealous interference in behalf of the

Reverend Dr. William  Dodd,  formerly Prebendary of Brecon, and chaplain in ordinary to  his  Majesty;

celebrated as a very popular preacher, an encourager  of  charitable institutions, and authour of a variety of

works,  chiefly  theological.  Having unhappily contracted expensive habits  of living,  partly occasioned by

licentiousness of manners, he in an  evil hour,  when pressed by want of money, and dreading an exposure  of

his  circumstances, forged a bond of which he attempted to avail  himself to  support his credit, flattering

himself with hopes that  he might be  able to repay its amount without being detected.  The  person, whose  name

he thus rashly and criminally presumed to  falsify, was the Earl  of Chesterfield, to whom he had been tutor,

and who, he perhaps, in  the warmth of his feelings, flattered  himself would have generously  paid the money

in case of an alarm  being taken, rather than suffer him  to fall a victim to the  dreadful consequences of

violating the law  against forgery, the  most dangerous crime in a commercial country; but  the unfortunate

divine had the mortification to find that he was  mistaken.  His  noble pupil appeared against him, and he was

capitally  convicted. 

Johnson told me that Dr. Dodd was very little acquainted with him,  having been but once in his company,

many years previous to this  period (which was precisely the state of my own acquaintance with  Dodd); but in

his distress he bethought himself of Johnson's  persuasive power of writing, if haply it might avail to obtain

for  him the Royal Mercy.  He did not apply to him directly, but,  extraordinary as it may seem, through the late

Countess of  Harrington, who wrote a letter to Johnson, asking him to employ his  pen in favour of Dodd.  Mr.

Allen, the printer, who was Johnson's  landlord and next neighbour in Boltcourt, and for whom he had much

kindness, was one of Dodd's friends, of whom to the credit of  humanity be it recorded, that he had many who

did not desert him,  even after his infringement of the law had reduced him to the state  of a man under

sentence of death.  Mr. Allen told me that he  carried  Lady Harrington's letter to Johnson, that Johnson read it

walking up  and down his chamber, and seemed much agitated, after  which he said,  'I will do what I

can;'and certainly he did make  extraordinary  exertions. 

He this evening, as he had obligingly promised in one of his  letters, put into my hands the whole series of his

writings upon  this  melancholy occasion. 

Dr. Johnson wrote in the first place, Dr. Dodd's Speech to the  Recorder of London, at the OldBailey, when

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He wrote also The Convict's Address to his unhappy Brethren, a  sermon delivered by Dr. Dodd, in the chapel

of Newgate. 

The other pieces mentioned by Johnson in the abovementioned  collection, are two letters, one to the Lord

Chancellor Bathurst,  (not Lord North, as is erroneously supposed,) and one to Lord  Mansfield;A Petition

from Dr. Dodd to the King;A Petition from  Mrs. Dodd to the Queen;Observations of some length

inserted in  the  newspapers, on occasion of Earl Percy's having presented to  his  Majesty a petition for mercy

to Dodd, signed by twenty thousand  people, but all in vain.  He told me that he had also written a  petition

from the city of London; 'but (said he, with a significant  smile) they MENDED it.' 

The last of these articles which Johnson wrote is Dr. Dodd's last  solemn Declaration, which he left with the

sheriff at the place of  execution. 

I found a letter to Dr. Johnson from Dr. Dodd, May 23, 1777, in  which The Convict's Address seems clearly

to be meant. 

'I am so penetrated, my ever dear Sir, with a sense of your extreme  benevolence towards me, that I cannot

find words equal to the  sentiments of my heart. . . .' 

On Sunday, June 22, he writes, begging Dr. Johnson's assistance in  framing a supplicatory letter to his

Majesty. 

This letter was brought to Dr. Johnson when in church.  He stooped  down and read it, and wrote, when he

went home, the following  letter  for Dr. Dodd to the King: 

'SIR,May it not offend your Majesty, that the most miserable of  men applies himself to your clemency, as

his last hope and his last  refuge; that your mercy is most earnestly and humbly implored by a  clergyman,

whom your Laws and Judges have condemned to the horrour  and ignominy of a publick execution. . . .' 

Subjoined to it was written as follows: 

'TO DR. DODD. 

'SIR,I most seriously enjoin you not to let it be at all known  that I have written this letter, and to return the

copy to Mr.  Allen  in a cover to me.  I hope I need not tell you, that I wish it  success.But do not indulge

hope.Tell nobody.' 

It happened luckily that Mr. Allen was pitched on to assist in this  melancholy office, for he was a great friend

of Mr. Akerman, the  keeper of Newgate.  Dr. Johnson never went to see Dr. Dodd.  He  said  to me, 'it would

have done HIM more harm, than good to Dodd,  who once  expressed a desire to see him, but not earnestly.' 

All applications for the Royal Mercy having failed, Dr. Dodd  prepared himself for death; and, with a warmth

of gratitude, wrote  to  Dr. Johnson as follows: 

'June 25, Midnight. 

'Accept, thou GREAT and GOOD heart, my earnest and fervent thanks  and prayers for all thy benevolent and

kind efforts in my behalf  Oh! Dr. Johnson! as I sought your knowledge at an early hour in  life,  would to

heaven I had cultivated the love and acquaintance of  so  excellent a man!I pray GOD most sincerely to

bless you with  the  highest transportsthe infelt satisfaction of HUMANE and  benevolent  exertions!And

admitted, as I trust I shall be, to the  realms of  bliss before you, I shall hail YOUR arrival there with


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transports, and  rejoice to acknowledge that you was my Comforter,  my Advocate and my  FRIEND!  GOD BE

EVER WITH YOU!' 

Dr. Johnson lastly wrote to Dr. Dodd this solemn and soothing  letter: 

'TO THE REVEREND DR. DODD. 

'DEAR SIR,That which is appointed to all men is now coming upon  you.  Outward circumstances, the eyes

and the thoughts of men, are  below the notice of an immortal being about to stand the trial for  eternity, before

the Supreme Judge of heaven and earth.  Be  comforted: your crime, morally or religiously considered, has no

very  deep dye of turpitude.  It corrupted no man's principles; it  attacked  no man's life.  It involved only a

temporary and reparable  injury.  Of  this, and of all other sins, you are earnestly to  repent; and may GOD,  who

knoweth our frailty, and desireth not our  death, accept your  repentance, for the sake of his SON JESUS

CHRIST  our Lord. 

'In requital of those wellintended offices which you are pleased  so emphatically to acknowledge, let me beg

that you make in your  devotions one petition for my eternal welfare.  I am, dear Sir,  your  affectionate servant, 

'June 26, 1777.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Under the copy of this letter I found written, in Johnson's own  hand, 'Next day, June 27, he was executed.' 

Tuesday, September 16, Dr. Johnson having mentioned to me the  extraordinary size and price of some cattle

reared by Dr. Taylor, I  rode out with our host, surveyed his farm, and was shown one cow  which he had sold

for a hundred and twenty guineas, and another for  which he had been offered a hundred and thirty.  Taylor

thus  described to me his old schoolfellow and friend, Johnson: 'He is a  man of a very clear head, great power

of words, and a very gay  imagination; but there is no disputing with him.  He will not hear  you, and having a

louder voice than you, must roar you down.' 

In the evening, the Reverend Mr. Seward, of Lichfield, who was  passing through Ashbourne in his way

home, drank tea with us.  Johnson  described him thus:'Sir, his ambition is to be a fine  talker; so he  goes to

Buxton, and such places, where he may find  companies to listen  to him.  And, Sir, he is a valetudinarian, one

of those who are always  mending themselves.  I do not know a more  disagreeable character than  a

valetudinarian, who thinks he may do  any thing that is for his ease,  and indulges himself in the  grossest

freedoms: Sir, he brings himself  to the state of a hog in  a stye.' 

Dr. Taylor's nose happening to bleed, he said, it was because he  had omitted to have himself blooded four

days after a quarter of a  year's interval.  Dr. Johnson, who was a great dabbler in physick,  disapproved much

of periodical bleeding.  'For (said he,) you  accustom yourself to an evacuation which Nature cannot perform

of  herself, and therefore she cannot help you, should you, from  forgetfulness or any other cause, omit it; so

you may be suddenly  suffocated.  You may accustom yourself to other periodical  evacuations, because should

you omit them, Nature can supply the  omission; but Nature cannot open a vein to blood you.''I do not  like

to take an emetick, (said Taylor,) for fear of breaking some  small vessels.''Poh! (said Johnson,) if you have

so many things  that will break, you had better break your neck at once, and  there's  an end on't.  You will break

no small vessels:' (blowing  with high  derision.) 

The horrour of death which I had always observed in Dr. Johnson,  appeared strong tonight.  I ventured to tell

him, that I had been,  for moments in my life, not afraid of death; therefore I could  suppose another man in

that state of mind for a considerable space  of  time.  He said, 'he never had a moment in which death was not


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terrible  to him.'  He added, that it had been observed, that scarce  any man  dies in publick, but with apparent

resolution; from that  desire of  praise which never quits us.  I said, Dr. Dodd seemed to  be willing to  die, and

full of hopes of happiness.  'Sir, (said  he,) Dr. Dodd would  have given both his hands and both his legs to  have

lived.  The better  a man is, the more afraid he is of death,  having a clearer view of  infinite purity.'  He owned,

that our  being in an unhappy uncertainty  as to our salvation, was  mysterious; and said, 'Ah! we must wait till

we are in another  state of being, to have many things explained to  us.'  Even the  powerful mind of Johnson

seemed foiled by futurity. 

On Wednesday, September 17, Dr. Butter, physician at Derby, drank  tea with us; and it was settled that Dr.

Johnson and I should go on  Friday and dine with him.  Johnson said, 'I'm glad of this.'  He  seemed weary of

the uniformity of life at Dr. Taylor's. 

Talking of biography, I said, in writing a life, a man's  peculiarities should be mentioned, because they mark

his character.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there is no doubt as to peculiarities: the question  is, whether a man's vices

should be mentioned; for instance,  whether  it should be mentioned that Addison and Parnell drank too  freely:

for  people will probably more easily indulge in drinking  from knowing  this; so that more ill may be done by

the example,  than good by  telling the whole truth.'  Here was an instance of his  varying from  himself in talk;

for when Lord Hailes and he sat one  morning calmly  conversing in my house at Edinburgh, I well remember

that Dr. Johnson  maintained, that 'If a man is to write A  Panegyrick, he may keep vices  out of sight; but if he

professes to  write A Life, he must represent  it really as it was:' and when I  objected to the danger of telling

that Parnell drank to excess, he  said, that 'it would produce an  instructive caution to avoid  drinking, when it

was seen, that even the  learning and genius of  Parnell could be debased by it.'  And in the  Hebrides he

maintained, as appears from my Journal, that a man's  intimate  friend should mention his faults, if he writes

his life. 

Thursday, September 18.  Last night Dr. Johnson had proposed that  the crystal lustre, or chandelier, in Dr.

Taylor's large room,  should  be lighted up some time or other.  Taylor said, it should be  lighted  up next night.

'That will do very well, (said I,) for it  is Dr.  Johnson's birthday.'  When we were in the Isle of Sky,  Johnson

had  desired me not to mention his birthday.  He did not  seem pleased at  this time that I mentioned it, and

said (somewhat  sternly,) 'he would  not have the lustre lighted the next day.' 

Some ladies, who had been present yesterday when I mentioned his  birthday, came to dinner today, and

plagued him unintentionally,  by  wishing him joy.  I know not why he disliked having his birth  day

mentioned, unless it were that it reminded him of his  approaching  nearer to death, of which he had a constant

dread. 

I mentioned to him a friend of mine who was formerly gloomy from  low spirits, and much distressed by the

fear of death, but was now  uniformly placid, and contemplated his dissolution without any  perturbation.  'Sir,

(said Johnson,) this is only a disordered  imagination taking a different turn.' 

He observed, that a gentleman of eminence in literature had got  into a bad style of poetry of late.  'He puts

(said he,) a very  common thing in a strange dress till he does not know it himself,  and  thinks other people do

not know it.'  BOSWELL.  'That is owing  to his  being so much versant in old English poetry.'  JOHNSON.

'What is that  to the purpose, Sir?  If I say a man is drunk, and  you tell me it is  owing to his taking much drink,

the matter is not  mended.  No, Sir,   has taken to an odd mode.  For example,  he'd write thus: 

    "Hermit hoar, in solemn cell,

       Wearing out life's evening gray."

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"Hermit hoar, in solemn cell,

       Wearing out life's evening gray;

     Smite thy bosom, sage, and tell,

       What is bliss? and which the way?"'

BOSWELL.  'But why smite his bosom, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, to shew  he was in earnest,' (smiling.)He at

an after period added the  following stanza: 

    'Thus I spoke; and speaking sigh'd;

       Scarce repress'd the starting tear;

     When the smiling sage reply'd

       Come, my lad, and drink some beer.'

I cannot help thinking the first stanza very good solemn poetry, as  also the three first lines of the second.  Its

last line is an  excellent burlesque surprise on gloomy sentimental enquirers.  And,  perhaps, the advice is as

good as can be given to a lowspirited  dissatisfied being:'Don't trouble your head with sickly thinking:

take a cup, and be merry.' 

Friday, September 19, after breakfast Dr. Johnson and I set out in  Dr. Taylor's chaise to go to Derby.  The day

was fine, and we  resolved to go by Keddlestone, the seat of Lord Scarsdale, that I  might see his Lordship's

fine house.  I was struck with the  magnificence of the building; and the extensive park, with the  finest  verdure,

covered with deer, and cattle, and sheep, delighted  me.  The  number of old oaks, of an immense size, filled me

with a  sort of  respectful admiration: for one of them sixty pounds was  offered.  The  excellent smooth gravel

roads; the large piece of  water formed by his  Lordship from some small brooks, with a  handsome barge upon

it; the  venerable Gothick church, now the  family chapel, just by the house; in  short, the grand group of

objects agitated and distended my mind in a  most agreeable manner.  'One should think (said I,) that the

proprietor  of all this MUST be  happy.''Nay, Sir, (said Johnson,) all this  excludes but one evil  poverty.' 

Our names were sent up, and a welldrest elderly housekeeper, a  most distinct articulator, shewed us the

house; which I need not  describe, as there is an account of it published in Adam's Works in  Architecture.  Dr.

Johnson thought better of it today than when he  saw it before; for he had lately attacked it violently, saying,

'It  would do excellently for a townhall.  The large room with the  pillars (said he,) would do for the Judges to

sit in at the  assizes;  the circular room for a jurychamber; and the room above  for  prisoners.'  Still he thought

the large room ill lighted, and  of no  use but for dancing in; and the bedchambers but indifferent  rooms;  and

that the immense sum which it cost was injudiciously  laid out.  Dr. Taylor had put him in mind of his

APPEARING pleased  with the  house.  'But (said he,) that was when Lord Scarsdale was  present.  Politeness

obliges us to appear pleased with a man's  works when he is  present.  No man will be so ill bred as to  question

you.  You may  therefore pay compliments without saying  what is not true.  I should  say to Lord Scarsdale of

his large  room, "My Lord, this is the most  COSTLY room that I ever saw;"  which is true.' 

Dr. Manningham, physician in London, who was visiting at Lord  Scarsdale's, accompanyed us through many

of the rooms, and soon  afterwards my Lord himself, to whom Dr. Johnson was known,  appeared,  and did the

honours of the house.  We talked of Mr.  Langton.  Johnson,  with a warm vehemence of affectionate regard,

exclaimed, 'The earth  does not bear a worthier man than Bennet  Langton.'  We saw a good many  fine pictures,

which I think are  described in one of Young's Tours.  There is a printed catalogue of  them which the

housekeeper put into  my hand; I should like to view  them at leisure.  I was much struck  with Daniel

interpreting  Nebuchadnezzar's dream by Rembrandt.  We were  shown a pretty large  library.  In his Lordship's

dressingroom lay  Johnson's small  Dictionary: he shewed it to me, with some eagerness,  saying,  'Look'ye!

Quae terra nostri non plena laboris.'  He observed,  also, Goldsmith's Animated Nature; and said, 'Here's our

friend!  The  poor Doctor would have been happy to hear of this.' 

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and no reference to  futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a postchaise  with a pretty woman;

but she should be one who could understand me,  and would add something to the conversation.'  I observed,

that we  were this day to stop just where the Highland army did in 1745.  JOHNSON.  'It was a noble attempt.'

BOSWELL.  'I wish we could  have  an authentick history of it.'  JOHNSON.  'If you were not an  idle dog  you

might write it, by collecting from every body what  they can tell,  and putting down your authorities.'

BOSWELL.  'But  I could not have  the advantage of it in my lifetime.'  JOHNSON.  'You might have the

satisfaction of its fame, by printing it in  Holland; and as to profit,  consider how long it was before writing

came to be considered in a  pecuniary view.  Baretti says, he is the  first man that ever received  copymoney in

Italy.'  I said that I  would endeavour to do what Dr.  Johnson suggested and I thought that  I might write so as to

venture to  publish my History of the Civil  War in GreatBritain in 1745 and 1746,  without being obliged to

go  to a foreign press. 

When we arrived at Derby, Dr. Butter accompanied us to see the  manufactory of china there.  I admired the

ingenuity and delicate  art  with which a man fashioned clay into a cup, a saucer, or a tea  pot,  while a boy

turned round a wheel to give the mass rotundity.  I thought  this as excellent in its species of power, as making

good  verses in  ITS species.  Yet I had no respect for this potter.  Neither, indeed,  has a man of any extent of

thinking for a mere  versemaker, in whose  numbers, however perfect, there is no poetry,  no mind.  The china

was  beautiful, but Dr. Johnson justly observed  it was too dear; for that  he could have vessels of silver, of the

same size, as cheap as what  were here made of porcelain. 

I felt a pleasure in walking about Derby such as I always have in  walking about any town to which I am not

accustomed.  There is an  immediate sensation of novelty; and one speculates on the way in  which life is

passed in it, which, although there is a sameness  every  where upon the whole, is yet minutely diversified.  The

minute  diversities in every thing are wonderful.  Talking of  shaving the  other night at Dr. Taylor's, Dr.

Johnson said, 'Sir, of  a thousand  shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be  distinguished.'  I thought

this not possible, till he specified so  many of the  varieties in shaving;holding the razor more or less

perpendicular;drawing long or short strokes;beginning at the  upper part of the face, or the under;at

the right side or the  left  side.  Indeed, when one considers what variety of sounds can  be  uttered by the

windpipe, in the compass of a very small  aperture, we  may he convinced how many degrees of difference

there  may be in the  application of a razor. 

We dined with Dr. Butter, whose lady is daughter of my cousin Sir  John Douglas, whose grandson is now

presumptive heir of the noble  family of Queensberry.  Johnson and he had a good deal of medical

conversation.  Johnson said, he had somewhere or other given an  account of Dr. Nichols's discourse De

Animia Medica.  He told us  'that whatever a man's distemper was, Dr. Nichols would not attend  him as a

physician, if his mind was not at ease; for he believed  that  no medicines would have any influence.  He once

attended a man  in  trade, upon whom he found none of the medicines he prescribed  had any  effect: he asked

the man's wife privately whether his  affairs were not  in a bad way?  She said no.  He continued his  attendance

some time,  still without success.  At length the man's  wife told him, she had  discovered that her husband's

affairs WERE  in a bad way.  When  Goldsmith was dying, Dr. Turton said to him,  "Your pulse is in greater

disorder than it should be, from the  degree of fever which you have:  is your mind at ease?"  Goldsmith

answered it was not.' 

Dr. Johnson told us at tea, that when some of Dr. Dodd's pious  friends were trying to console him by saying

that he was going to  leave 'a wretched world,' he had honesty enough not to join in the  cant:'No, no, (said

he,) it has been a very agreeable world to  me.'  Johnson added, 'I respect Dodd for thus speaking the truth;  for,

to  be sure, he had for several years enjoyed a life of great  voluptuousness. 

He told us, that Dodd's city friends stood by him so, that a  thousand pounds were ready to be given to the

gaoler, if he would  let  him escape.  He added, that he knew a friend of Dodd's, who  walked  about Newgate for

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paid to  any of the turnkeys who could get him out: but it was too  late; for he  was watched with much

circumspection.  He said, Dodd's  friends had an  image of him made of wax, which was to have been  left in his

place;  and he believed it was carried into the prison. 

Johnson disapproved of Dr. Dodd's leaving the world persuaded that  The Convict's Address to his unhappy

Brethren was of his own  writing.  'But, Sir, (said I,) you contributed to the deception;  for when Mr.  Seward

expressed a doubt to you that it was not Dodd's  own, because it  had a great deal more force of mind in it than

any  thing known to be  his, you answered,"Why should you think so?  Depend upon it, Sir,  when a man

knows he is to be hanged in a  fortnight, it concentrates  his mind wonderfully."'  JOHNSON.  Sir,  as Dodd got

it from me to pass  as his own, while that could do him  any good, there was an IMPLIED  PROMISE that I

should not own it.  To own it, therefore, would have  been telling a lie, with the  addition of breach of promise,

which was  worse than simply telling  a lie to make it be believed it was Dodd's.  Besides, Sir, I did  not

DIRECTLY tell a lie: I left the matter  uncertain.  Perhaps I  thought that Seward would not believe it the  less

to be mine for  what I said; but I would not put it in his power  to say I had owned  it.' 

He said, 'Goldsmith was a plant that flowered late.  There appeared  nothing remarkable about him when he

was young; though when he had  got high in fame, one of his friends began to recollect something  of  his being

distinguished at College.  Goldsmith in the same  manner  recollected more of that friend's early years, as he

grew a  greater  man.' 

I mentioned that Lord Monboddo told me, he awaked every morning at  four, and then for his health got up

and walked in his room naked,  with the window open, which he called taking an air bath; after  which  he went

to bed again, and slept two hours more.  Johnson, who  was  always ready to beat down any thing that seemed

to be exhibited  with  disproportionate importance, thus observed: 'I suppose, Sir,  there is  no more in it than

this, he awakes at four, and cannot  sleep till he  chills himself, and makes the warmth of the bed a  grateful

sensation.' 

I talked of the difficulty of rising in the morning.  Dr. Johnson  told me, 'that the learned Mrs. Carter, at that

period when she was  eager in study, did not awake as early as she wished, and she  therefore had a

contrivance, that, at a certain hour, her chamber  light should burn a string to which a heavy weight was

suspended,  which then fell with a strong sudden noise: this roused her from  sleep, and then she had no

difficulty in getting up.'  But I said  THAT was my difficulty; and wished there could be some medicine

invented which would make one rise without pain, which I never did,  unless after lying in bed a very long

time. 

Johnson advised me tonight not to REFINE in the education of my  children.  'Life (said he,) will not bear

refinement: you must do  as  other people do.' 

As we drove back to Ashbourne, Dr. Johnson recommended to me, as he  had often done, to drink water only:

'For (said he,) you are then  sure not to get drunk; whereas if you drink wine you are never  sure.'  I said,

drinking wine was a pleasure which I was unwilling  to give  up, 'Why, Sir, (said he,) there is no doubt that not

to  drink wine is  a great deduction from life; but it may be  necessary.'  He however  owned, that in his opinion a

free use of  wine did not shorten life;  and said, he would not give less for the  life of a certain Scotch Lord

(whom he named) celebrated for hard  drinking, than for that of a sober  man.  'But stay, (said he, with  his usual

intelligence, and accuracy  of enquiry,) does it take much  wine to make him drunk?'  I answered,  'a great deal

either of wine  or strong punch.''Then (said he,) that  is the worse.'  I presume  to illustrate my friend's

observation thus:  'A fortress which soon  surrenders has its walls less shattered than  when a long and  obstinate

resistance is made.' 

I ventured to mention a person who was as violent a Scotsman as he  was an Englishman; and literally had the

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Englishman; and that he would say of Dr. Johnson,  'Damned rascal! to talk as he does of the Scotch.'  This

seemed,  for  a moment, 'to give him pause.'  It, perhaps, presented his  extreme  prejudice against the Scotch in a

point of view somewhat  new to him,  by the effect of CONTRAST. 

By the time when we returned to Ashbourne, Dr. Taylor was gone to  bed.  Johnson and I sat up a long time by

ourselves. 

On Saturday, September 20, after breakfast, when Taylor was gone  out to his farm, Dr. Johnson and I had a

serious conversation by  ourselves on melancholy and madness. 

We entered seriously upon a question of much importance to me,  which Johnson was pleased to consider

with friendly attention.  I  had  long complained to him that I felt myself discontented in  Scotland, as  too

narrow a sphere, and that I wished to make my  chief residence in  London, the great scene of ambition,

instruction, and amusement: a  scene, which was to me, comparatively  speaking, a heaven upon earth.

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I never knew  any one who had such a GUST for  London as you have: and I cannot

blame you for your wish to live  there: yet, Sir, were I in your  father's place, I should not consent  to your

settling there; for I  have the old feudal notions, and I  should be afraid that Auchinleck  would be deserted, as

you would soon  find it more desirable to have  a countryseat in a better climate.' 

I suggested a doubt, that if I were to reside in London, the  exquisite zest with which I relished it in occasional

visits might  go  off, and I might grow tired of it.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, you  find no  man, at all intellectual,

who is willing to leave London.  No, Sir,  when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for  there is in

London all that life can afford.' 

He said, 'A country gentleman should bring his lady to visit London  as soon as he can, that they may have

agreeable topicks for  conversation when they are by themselves.' 

We talked of employment being absolutely necessary to preserve the  mind from wearying and growing

fretful, especially in those who  have  a tendency to melancholy; and I mentioned to him a saying  which

somebody had related of an American savage, who, when an  European was  expatiating on all the advantages

of money, put this  question: 'Will  it purchase OCCUPATION?'  JOHNSON.  'Depend upon  it, Sir, this saying

is too refined for a savage.  And, Sir, money  WILL purchase  occupation; it will purchase all the conveniences

of  life; it will  purchase variety of company; it will purchase all  sorts of  entertainment.' 

I talked to him of Forster's Voyage to the South Seas, which  pleased me; but I found he did not like it.  'Sir,

(said he,) there  is a great affectation of fine writing in it.'  BOSWELL.  'But he  carries you along with him.'

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; he does not carry  ME along with him: he leaves me behind him: or rather, indeed, he

sets me before him; for he makes me turn over many leaves at a  time.' 

On Sunday, September 21, we went to the church of Ashbourne, which  is one of the largest and most

luminous that I have seen in any  town  of the same size.  I felt great satisfaction in considering  that I was

supported in my fondness for solemn publick worship by  the general  concurrence and munificence of

mankind. 

Johnson and Taylor were so different from each other, that I  wondered at their preserving an intimacy.  Their

having been at  school and college together, might, in some degree, account for  this;  but Sir Joshua Reynolds

has furnished me with a stronger  reason; for  Johnson mentioned to him, that he had been told by  Taylor he

was to be  his heir.  I shall not take upon me to  animadvert upon this; but  certain it is, that Johnson paid great

attention to Taylor.  He now,  however, said to me, 'Sir, I love  him; but I do not love him more; my  regard for

him does not  increase.  As it is said in the Apocrypha,  "his talk is of  bullocks:" I do not suppose he is very

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likes to live under the eye of perpetual  disapprobation.' 

I have no doubt that a good many sermons were composed for Taylor  by Johnson.  At this time I found, upon

his table, a part of one  which he had newly begun to write: and Concio pro Tayloro appears  in  one of his

diaries.  When to these circumstances we add the  internal  evidence from the power of thinking and style, in

the  collection which  the Reverend Mr. Hayes has published, with the  SIGNIFICANT title of  'Sermons LEFT

FOR PUBLICATION by the Reverend  John Taylor, LL.D.,' our  conviction will be complete. 

I, however, would not have it thought, that Dr. Taylor, though he  could not write like Johnson, (as, indeed,

who could?) did not  sometimes compose sermons as good as those which we generally have  from very

respectable divines.  He shewed me one with notes on the  margin in Johnson's handwriting; and I was present

when he read  another to Johnson, that he might have his opinion of it, and  Johnson  said it was 'very well.'

These, we may be sure, were not  Johnson's;  for he was above little arts, or tricks of deception. 

I mentioned to Johnson a respectable person of a very strong mind,  who had little of that tenderness which is

common to human nature;  as  an instance of which, when I suggested to him that he should  invite  his son,

who had been settled ten years in foreign parts, to  come home  and pay him a visit, his answer was, 'No, no,

let him  mind his  business.  JOHNSON.  'I do not agree with him, Sir, in  this.  Getting  money is not all a man's

business: to cultivate  kindness is a valuable  part of the business of life.' 

In the evening, Johnson, being in very good spirits, entertained us  with several characteristical portraits.  I

regret that any of them  escaped my retention and diligence.  I found, from experience, that  to collect my

friend's conversation so as to exhibit it with any  degree of its original flavour, it was necessary to write it

down  without delay.  To record his sayings, after some distance of time,  was like preserving or pickling

longkept and faded fruits, or  other  vegetables, which, when in that state, have little or nothing  of their  taste

when fresh. 

I shall present my readers with a series of what I gathered this  evening from the Johnsonian garden. 

'Did we not hear so much said of Jack Wilkes, we should think more  highly of his conversation.  Jack has

great variety of talk, Jack  is  a scholar, and Jack has the manners of a gentleman.  But after  hearing  his name

sounded from pole to pole, as the phoenix of  convivial  felicity, we are disappointed in his company.  He has

always been AT  ME: but I would do Jack a kindness, rather than not.  The contest is  now over.' 

'Colley Cibber once consulted me as to one of his birthday Odes, a  long time before it was wanted.  I objected

very freely to several  passages.  Cibber lost patience, and would not read his Ode to an  end.  When we had

done with criticism, we walked over to  Richardson's, the authour of Clarissa and I wondered to find

Richardson displeased that I "did not treat Cibber with more  RESPECT."  Now, Sir, to talk of RESPECT for a

PLAYER!' (smiling  disdainfully.)  BOSWELL.  'There, Sir, you are always heretical:  you  never will allow

merit to a player.'  JOHNSON.  'Merit, Sir!  what  merit?  Do you respect a ropedancer, or a balladsinger?'

BOSWELL.  'No, Sir: but we respect a great player, as a man who can  conceive  lofty sentiments, and can

express them gracefully.'  JOHNSON.  'What,  Sir, a fellow who claps a hump on his back, and a  lump on his

leg, and  cries "I am Richard the Third"?  Nay, Sir, a  balladsinger is a higher  man, for he does two things; he

repeats  and he sings: there is both  recitation and musick in his  performance: the player only recites.'

BOSWELL.  'My dear Sir! you  may turn anything into ridicule.  I  allow, that a player of farce  is not entitled to

respect; he does a  little thing: but he who can  represent exalted characters, and touch  the noblest passions, has

very respectable powers; and mankind have  agreed in admiring great  talents for the stage.  We must consider,

too, that a great player  does what very few are capable to do: his art  is a very rare  faculty.  WHO can repeat

Hamlet's soliloquy, "To be, or  not to be,"  as Garrick does it?'  JOHNSON.  'Any body may.  Jemmy,  there (a

boy  about eight years old, who was in the room,) will do it  as well in  a week.'  BOSWELL.  'No, no, Sir: and

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thousand pounds.'  JOHNSON.  'Is getting a  hundred thousand pounds a proof of excellence?  That has been

done  by  a scoundrel commissary.' 

This was most fallacious reasoning.  I was SURE, for once, that I  had the best side of the argument.  I boldly

maintained the just  distinction between a tragedian and a mere theatrical droll;  between  those who rouse our

terrour and pity, and those who only  make us  laugh.  'If (said I,) Betterton and Foote were to walk into  this

room,  you would respect Betterton much more than Foote.'  JOHNSON.  'If  Betterton were to walk into this

room with Foote,  Foote would soon  drive him out of it.  Foote, Sir, quatenus Foote,  has powers superiour  to

them all.' 

On Monday, September 22, when at breakfast, I unguardedly said to  Dr. Johnson, 'I wish I saw you and Mrs.

Macaulay together.'  He  grew  very angry; and, after a pause, while a cloud gathered on his  brow, he  burst out,

'No, Sir; you would not see us quarrel, to make  you sport.  Don't you know that it is very uncivil to PIT two

people against one  another?'  Then, checking himself, and wishing  to be more gentle, he  added, 'I do not say

you should be hanged or  drowned for this; but it  IS very uncivil.'  Dr. Taylor thought him  in the wrong, and

spoke to  him privately of it; but I afterwards  acknowledged to Johnson that I  was to blame, for I candidly

owned,  that I meant to express a desire  to see a contest between Mrs.  Macaulay and him; but then I knew how

the contest would end; so  that I was to see him triumph.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you cannot be sure  how a contest

will end; and no man has a  right to engage two people  in a dispute by which their passions may be  inflamed,

and they may  part with bitter resentment against each other.  I would sooner  keep company with a man from

whom I must guard my  pockets, than  with a man who contrives to bring me into a dispute with  somebody

that he may hear it.  This is the great fault of  ,(naming one  of our friends,) endeavouring to introduce

a  subject upon which he  knows two people in the company differ.'  BOSWELL.  'But he told  me, Sir, he does

it for instruction.'  JOHNSON.  'Whatever the  motive be, Sir, the man who does so, does  very wrong.  He has

no  more right to instruct himself at such risk,  than he has to make  two people fight a duel, that he may learn

how to  defend himself.' 

He found great fault with a gentleman of our acquaintance for  keeping a bad table.  'Sir, (said he,) when a man

is invited to  dinner, he is disappointed if he does not get something good.  I  advised Mrs. Thrale, who has no

cardparties at her house, to give  sweetmeats, and such good things, in an evening, as are not  commonly

given, and she would find company enough come to her; for  every body  loves to have things which please the

palate put in  their way, without  trouble or preparation.'  Such was his attention  to the minutiae of  life and

manners. 

Mr. Burke's Letter to the Sheriffs of Bristol, on the affairs of  America, being mentioned, Johnson censured

the composition much,  and  he ridiculed the definition of a free government, viz. 'For any  practical purpose, it

is what the people think so.''I will let  the  King of France govern me on those conditions, (said he,) for it  is

to  be governed just as I please.'  And when Dr. Taylor talked of  a girl  being sent to a parish workhouse, and

asked how much she  could be  obliged to work, 'Why, (said Johnson,) as much as is  reasonable: and  what is

that? as much as SHE THINKS reasonable.' 

Dr. Johnson obligingly proposed to carry me to see Islam, a  romantick scene, now belonging to a family of

the name of Port, but  formerly the seat of the Congreves.  I suppose it is well described  in some of the Tours.

Johnson described it distinctly and vividly,  at which I could not but express to him my wonder; because,

though  my  eyes, as he observed, were better than his, I could not by any  means  equal him in representing

visible objects.  I said, the  difference  between us in this respect was as that between a man who  has a bad

instrument, but plays well on it, and a man who has a  good instrument,  on which he can play very

imperfectly. 

I recollect a very fine amphitheatre, surrounded with hills covered  with woods, and walks neatly formed

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overshadowed with trees; in one of which  recesses, we were told,  Congreve wrote his Old Bachelor.  We

viewed  a remarkable natural  curiosity at Islam; two rivers bursting near  each other from the rock,  not from

immediate springs, but after  having run for many miles under  ground.  Plott, in his History of  Staffordshire,

gives an account of  this curiosity; but Johnson  would not believe it, though we had the  attestation of the

gardener, who said, he had put in corks, where the  river Manyfold  sinks into the ground, and had catched

them in a net,  placed before  one of the openings where the water bursts out.  Indeed,  such  subterraneous

courses of water are found in various parts of our  globe. 

Talking of Dr. Johnson's unwillingness to believe extraordinary  things I ventured to say, 'Sir, you come near

Hume's argument  against  miracles, "That it is more probable witnesses should lie,  or be  mistaken, than that

they should happen."  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Sir, Hume,  taking the proposition simply, is right.  But the  Christian

revelation  is not proved by the miracles alone, but as  connected with prophecies,  and with the doctrines in

confirmation  of which the miracles were  wrought.' 

In the evening, a gentlemanfarmer, who was on a visit at Dr.  Taylor's, attempted to dispute with Johnson in

favour of Mungo  Campbell, who shot Alexander, Earl of Eglintoune, upon his having  fallen, when retreating

from his Lordship, who he believed was  about  to seize his gun, as he had threatened to do.  He said, he  should

have  done just as Campbell did.  JOHNSON.  'Whoever would do  as Campbell  did, deserves to be hanged; not

that I could, as a  juryman, have found  him legally guilty of murder; but I am glad  they found means to

convict him.'  The gentlemanfarmer said, 'A  poor man has as much  honour as a rich man; and Campbell had

THAT to  defend.'  Johnson  exclaimed, 'A poor man has no honour.'  The  English yeoman, not  dismayed,

proceeded: 'Lord Eglintoune was a  damned fool to run on upon  Campbell, after being warned that  Campbell

would shoot him if he did.'  Johnson, who could not bear  any thing like swearing, angrily replied,  "He was

NOT a DAMNED  fool: he only thought too well of Campbell.  He  did not believe  Campbell would be such a

DAMNED scoundrel, as to do so  DAMNED a  thing.'  His emphasis on DAMNED, accompanied with

frowning  looks,  reproved his opponent's want of decorum in HIS presence. 

During this interview at Ashbourne, Johnson seemed to be more  uniformly social, cheerful, and alert, than I

had almost ever seen  him.  He was prompt on great occasions and on small.  Taylor, who  praised every thing

of his own to excess; in short, 'whose geese  were  all swans,' as the proverb says, expatiated on the excellence

of his  bulldog, which, he told us, was 'perfectly well shaped.'  Johnson,  after examining the animal

attentively, thus repressed the  vainglory  of our host:'No, Sir, he is NOT well shaped; for there  is not the

quick transition from the thickness of the forepart, to  the  TENUITYthe thin partbehind,which a

bulldog ought to  have.'  This TENUITY was the only HARD WORD that I heard him use  during this

interview, and it will be observed, he instantly put  another  expression in its place.  Taylor said, a small

bulldog was  as good as  a large one.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; for, in proportion to  his size, he  has strength: and

your argument would prove, that a  good bulldog may  be as small as a mouse.'  It was amazing how he

entered with  perspicuity and keenness upon every thing that  occurred in  conversation.  Most men, whom I

know, would no more  think of  discussing a question about a bulldog, than of attacking  a bull. 

I cannot allow any fragment whatever that floats in my memory  concerning the great subject of this work to

be lost.  Though a  small  particular may appear trifling to some, it will be relished  by others;  while every little

spark adds something to the general  blaze: and to  please the true, candid, warm admirers of Johnson,  and in

any degree  increase the splendour of his reputation, I bid  defiance to the shafts  of ridicule, or even of

malignity.  Showers  of them have been  discharged at my Journal of a Tour to the  Hebrides; yet it still sails

unhurt along the stream of time, and,  as an attendant upon Johnson, 

    'Pursues the triumph, and partakes the gale.'

One morning after breakfast, when the sun shone bright, we walked  out together, and 'pored' for some time

with placid indolence upon  an  artificial waterfall, which Dr. Taylor had made by building a  strong  dyke of


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stone across the river behind the garden.  It was  now somewhat  obstructed by branches of trees and other

rubbish,  which had come down  the river, and settled close to it.  Johnson,  partly from a desire to  see it play

more freely, and partly from  that inclination to activity  which will animate, at times, the most  inert and

sluggish mortal, took  a long pole which was lying on a  bank, and pushed down several parcels  of this wreck

with painful  assiduity, while I stood quietly by,  wondering to behold the sage  thus curiously employed, and

smiling with  an humorous satisfaction  each time when he carried his point.  He  worked till he was quite  out of

breath; and having found a large dead  cat so heavy that he  could not move it after several efforts, 'Come,'  said

he, (throwing  down the pole,) 'YOU shall take it now;' which I  accordingly did,  and being a fresh man, soon

made the cat tumble over  the cascade.  This may be laughed at as too trifling to record; but it  is a small

characteristick trait in the Flemish picture which I give  of my  friend, and in which, therefore I mark the most

minute  particulars.  And let it be remembered, that Aesop at play is one of  the  instructive apologues of

antiquity. 

Talking of Rochester's Poems, he said, he had given them to Mr.  Steevens to castrate for the edition of the

poets, to which he was  to  write Prefaces.  Dr. Taylor (the only time I ever heard him say  any  thing witty)

observed, that if Rochester had been castrated  himself,  his exceptionable poems would not have been written.'

I  asked if  Burnet had not given a good Life of Rochester.  JOHNSON.  'We have a  good Death: there is not

much Life.'  I asked whether  Prior's Poems  were to be printed entire: Johnson said they were.  I  mentioned

Lord  Hailes's censure of Prior, in his Preface to a  collection of Sacred  Poems, by various hands, published by

him at  Edinburgh a great many  years ago, where he mentions, 'those impure  tales which will be the  eternal

opprobrium of their ingenious  authour.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, Lord  Hailes has forgot.  There is  nothing in Prior

that will excite to  lewdness.  If Lord Hailes  thinks there is, he must be more combustible  than other people.'  I

instanced the tale of Paulo Purganti and his  Wife.  JOHNSON.  Sir,  there is nothing there, but that his wife

wanted  to be kissed when  poor Paulo was out of pocket.  No, Sir, Prior is a  lady's book.  No  lady is ashamed to

have it standing in her library.' 

The hypochondriack disorder being mentioned, Dr. Johnson did not  think it so common as I supposed.  'Dr.

Taylor (said he,) is the  same  one day as another.  Burke and Reynolds are the same;  Beauclerk,  except when

in pain, is the same.  I am not so myself;  but this I do  not mention commonly.' 

Dr. Johnson advised me today, to have as many books about me as I  could; that I might read upon any

subject upon which I had a desire  for instruction at the time.  'What you read THEN (said he,) you  will

remember; but if you have not a book immediately ready, and  the  subject moulds in your mind, it is a chance

if you again have a  desire  to study it.'  He added, 'If a man never has an eager desire  for  instruction, he should

prescribe a task for himself.  But it is  better  when a man reads from immediate inclination.' 

He repeated a good many lines of Horace's Odes, while we were in  the chaise.  I remember particularly the

Ode Eheu fugaces. 

He told me that Bacon was a favourite authour with him; but he had  never read his works till he was

compiling the English Dictionary,  in  which, he said, I might see Bacon very often quoted.  Mr. Seward

recollects his having mentioned, that a Dictionary of the English  Language might be compiled from Bacon's

writings alone, and that he  had once an intention of giving an edition of Bacon, at least of  his  English works,

and writing the Life of that great man.  Had he  executed this intention, there can be no doubt that he would

have  done it in a most masterly manner. 

Wishing to be satisfied what degree of truth there was in a story  which a friend of Johnson's and mine had

told me to his  disadvantage,  I mentioned it to him in direct terms; and it was to  this effect: that  a gentleman

who had lived in great intimacy with  him, shewn him much  kindness, and even relieved him from a

spunginghouse, having  afterwards fallen into bad circumstances,  was one day, when Johnson  was at dinner

with him, seized for debt,  and carried to prison; that  Johnson sat still undisturbed, and went  on eating and


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drinking; upon  which the gentleman's sister, who was  present, could not suppress her  indignation: 'What, Sir,

(said  she,) are you so unfeeling, as not even  to offer to go to my  brother in his distress; you who have been so

much obliged to him?'  And that Johnson answered, 'Madam, I owe him no  obligation; what he  did for me he

would have done for a dog.' 

Johnson assured me, that the story was absolutely false: but like a  man conscious of being in the right, and

desirous of completely  vindicating himself from such a charge, he did not arrogantly rest  on  a mere denial,

and on his general character, but proceeded  thus:'Sir, I was very intimate with that gentleman, and was

once  relieved by him from an arrest; but I never was present when he was  arrested, never knew that he was

arrested, and I believe he never  was  in difficulties after the time when he relieved me.  I loved  him much;  yet,

in talking of his general character, I may have  said, though I do  not remember that I ever did say so, that as

his  generosity proceeded  from no principle, but was a part of his  profusion, he would do for a  dog what he

would do for a friend: but  I never applied this remark to  any particular instance, and  certainly not to his

kindness to me.  If  a profuse man, who does  not value his money, and gives a large sum to  a whore, gives half

as much, or an equally large sum to relieve a  friend, it cannot be  esteemed as virtue.  This was all that I could

say of that  gentleman; and, if said at all, it must have been said  after his  death.  Sir, I would have gone to the

world's end to relieve  him.  The remark about the dog, if made by me, was such a sally as  might  escape one

when painting a man highly.' 

On Tuesday, September 23, Johnson was remarkably cordial to me.  It  being necessary for me to return to

Scotland soon, I had fixed on  the  next day for my setting out, and I felt a tender concern at the  thought of

parting with him.  He had, at this time, frankly  communicated to me many particulars, which are inserted in

this  work  in their proper places; and once, when I happened to mention  that the  expence of my jaunt would

come to much more than I had  computed, he  said, 'Why, Sir, if the expence were to be an  inconvenience, you

would  have reason to regret it: but, if you have  had the money to spend, I  know not that you could have

purchased as  much pleasure with it in any  other way.' 

I perceived that he pronounced the word heard, as if spelt with a  double e, heerd, instead of sounding it herd,

as is most usually  done.  He said, his reason was, that if it was pronounced herd,  there  would be a single

exception from the English pronunciation of  the  syllable ear, and he thought it better not to have that

exception. 

In the evening our gentlemanfarmer, and two others, entertained  themselves and the company with a great

number of tunes on the  fiddle.  Johnson desired to have 'Let ambition fire thy mind,'  played  over again, and

appeared to give a patient attention to it;  though he  owned to me that he was very insensible to the power of

musick.  I  told him, that it affected me to such a degree, as often  to agitate my  nerves painfully, producing in

my mind alternate  sensations of  pathetick dejection, so that I was ready to shed  tears; and of daring

resolution, so that I was inclined to rush  into the thickest part of  the battle.  'Sir, (said he,) I should  never hear

it, if it made me  such a fool.' 

This evening, while some of the tunes of ordinary composition were  played with no great skill, my frame was

agitated, and I was  conscious of a generous attachment to Dr. Johnson, as my preceptor  and friend, mixed

with an affectionate regret that he was an old  man,  whom I should probably lose in a short time.  I thought I

could defend  him at the point of my sword.  My reverence and  affection for him were  in full glow.  I said to

him, 'My dear Sir,  we must meet every year,  if you don't quarrel with me.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, you are

more  likely to quarrel with me, than I with you.  My regard for you is  greater almost than I have words to

express;  but I do not choose to be  always repeating it; write it down in the  first leaf of your  pocketbook, and

never doubt of it again.' 

I talked to him of misery being 'the doom of man' in this life, as  displayed in his Vanity of Human Wishes.

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gardens were made, splendid places of publick  amusement were  contrived, and crowded with company.

JOHNSON.  'Alas, Sir, these are  all only struggles for happiness.  When I  first entered Ranelagh, it  gave an

expansion and gay sensation to  my mind, such as I never  experienced any where else.  But, as  Xerxes wept

when he viewed his  immense army, and considered that  not one of that great multitude  would be alive a

hundred years  afterwards, so it went to my heart to  consider that there was not  one in all that brilliant circle,

that was  not afraid to go home  and think; but that the thoughts of each  individual there, would be  distressing

when alone.' 

I suggested, that being in love, and flattered with hopes of  success; or having some favourite scheme in view

for the next day,  might prevent that wretchedness of which we had been talking.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it

may sometimes be so as you suppose; but my  conclusion is in general but too true.' 

While Johnson and I stood in calm conference by ourselves in Dr.  Taylor's garden, at a pretty late hour in a

serene autumn night,  looking up to the heavens, I directed the discourse to the subject  of  a future state.  My

friend was in a placid and most benignant  frame.  'Sir, (said he,) I do not imagine that all things will be  made

clear  to us immediately after death, but that the ways of  Providence will be  explained to us very gradually.'

He talked to  me upon this aweful and  delicate question in a gentle tone, and as  if afraid to be decisive. 

After supper I accompanied him to his apartment, and at my request  he dictated to me an argument in favour

of the negro who was then  claiming his liberty, in an action in the Court of Session in  Scotland.  He had

always been very zealous against slavery in every  form, in which I, with all deference, thought that he

discovered 'a  zeal without knowledge.'  Upon one occasion, when in company with  some very grave men at

Oxford, his toast was, 'Here's to the next  insurrection of the negroes in the West Indies.'  His violent  prejudice

against our West Indian and American settlers appeared  whenever there was an opportunity.  Towards the

conclusion of his  Taxation no Tyranny, he says, 'how is it that we hear the loudest  YELPS for liberty among

the drivers of negroes?' 

When I said now to Johnson, that I was afraid I kept him too late  up.  'No, Sir, (said he,) I don't care though I

sit all night with  you.'  This was an animated speech from a man in his sixtyninth  year. 

Had I been as attentive not to displease him as I ought to have  been, I know not but this vigil might have been

fulfilled; but I  unluckily entered upon the controversy concerning the right of  GreatBritain to tax America,

and attempted to argue in favour of  our  fellowsubjects on the other side of the Atlantick.  I insisted  that

America might be very well governed, and made to yield  sufficient  revenue by the means of INFLUENCE, as

exemplified in  Ireland, while  the people might be pleased with the imagination of  their  participating of the

British constitution, by having a body  of  representatives, without whose consent money could not be  exacted

from  them.  Johnson could not bear my thus opposing his  avowed opinion,  which he had exerted himself with

an extreme degree  of heat to  enforce; and the violent agitation into which he was  thrown, while  answering, or

rather reprimanding me, alarmed me so,  that I heartily  repented of my having unthinkingly introduced the

subject.  I myself,  however, grew warm, and the change was great,  from the calm state of  philosophical

discussion in which we had a  little before been  pleasingly employed. 

We were fatigued by the contest, which was produced by my want of  caution; and he was not then in the

humour to slide into easy and  cheerful talk.  It therefore so happened, that we were after an  hour  or two very

willing to separate and go to bed. 

On Wednesday, September 24, I went into Dr. Johnson's room before  he got up, and finding that the storm of

the preceding night was  quite laid, I sat down upon his bedside, and he talked with as  much  readiness and

goodhumour as ever.  He recommended to me to  plant a  considerable part of a large moorish farm which I

had  purchased, and  he made several calculations of the expence and  profit: for he  delighted in exercising his

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sufficient manner, quoting the saying 'In bello non  licet bis errare:'  and adding, 'this is equally true in

planting.' 

I spoke with gratitude of Dr. Taylor's hospitality; and, as  evidence that it was not on account of his good table

alone that  Johnson visited him often, I mentioned a little anecdote which had  escaped my friend's

recollection, and at hearing which repeated, he  smiled.  One evening, when I was sitting with him, Frank

delivered  this message: 'Sir, Dr. Taylor sends his compliments to you, and  begs  you will dine with him

tomorrow.  He has got a hare.''My  compliments (said Johnson,) and I'll dine with himhare or  rabbit.' 

After breakfast I departed, and pursued my journey northwards.  I  took my postchaise from the Green Man, a

very good inn at  Ashbourne,  the mistress of which, a mighty civil gentlewoman,  courtseying very  low,

presented me with an engraving of the sign of  her house; to which  she had subjoined, in her own

handwriting, an  address in such  singular simplicity of style, that I have preserved  it pasted upon one  of the

boards of my original Journal at this  time, and shall here  insert it for the amusement of my readers: 

'M. KILLINGLEY's duty waits upon Mr. Boswell, is exceedingly  obliged to him for this favour; whenever he

comes this way, hopes  for  a continuance of the same.  Would Mr. Boswell name the house to  his  extensive

acquaintance, it would be a singular favour conferr'd  on one  who has it not in her power to make any other

return but her  most  grateful thanks, and sincerest prayers for his happiness in  time, and  in a blessed

eternity.Tuesday morn.' 

I cannot omit a curious circumstance which occurred at Edensorinn,  close by Chatsworth, to survey the

magnificence of which I had gone  a  considerable way out of my road to Scotland.  The inn was then  kept by  a

very jolly landlord, whose name, I think, was Malton.  He  happened  to mention that 'the celebrated Dr.

Johnson had been in  his house.'  I  inquired WHO this Dr. Johnson was, that I might hear  mine host's  notion of

him.  'Sir, (said he,) Johnson, the great  writer; ODDITY, as  they call him.  He's the greatest writer in  England;

he writes for the  ministry; he has a correspondence  abroad, and lets them know what's  going on.' 

My friend, who had a thorough dependance upon the authenticity of  my relation without any

EMBELLISHMENT, as FALSEHOOD or FICTION is  too  gently called, laughed a good deal at this

representation of  himself. 

On Wednesday, March 18,* I arrived in London, and was informed by  good Mr. Francis that his master was

better, and was gone to Mr.  Thrale's at Streatham, to which place I wrote to him, begging to  know  when he

would be in town.  He was not expected for some time;  but next  day having called on Dr. Taylor, in

Dean'syard,  Westminster, I found  him there, and was told he had come to town  for a few hours.  He met  me

with his usual kindness, but instantly  returned to the writing of  something on which he was employed when  I

came in, and on which he  seemed much intent.  Finding him thus  engaged, I made my visit very  short. 

* 1778. 

On Friday, March 20, I found him at his own house, sitting with  Mrs. Williams, and was informed that the

room formerly allotted to  me  was now appropriated to a charitable purpose; Mrs. Desmoulins,  and I  think her

daughter, and a Miss Carmichael, being all lodged  in it.  Such was his humanity, and such his generosity, that

Mrs.  Desmoulins  herself told me, he allowed her halfaguinea a week.  Let it be  remembered, that this was

above a twelfth part of his  pension. 

His liberality, indeed, was at all periods of his life very  remarkable.  Mr. Howard, of Lichfield, at whose

father's house  Johnson had in his early years been kindly received, told me, that  when he was a boy at the

CharterHouse, his father wrote to him to  go  and pay a visit to Mr. Samuel Johnson, which he accordingly

did,  and  found him in an upper room, of poor appearance.  Johnson  received him  with much courteousness,


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and talked a great deal to  him, as to a  schoolboy, of the course of his education, and other  particulars.  When

he afterwards came to know and understand the  high character of  this great man, he recollected his

condescension  with wonder.  He  added, that when he was going away, Mr. Johnson  presented him with

halfaguinea; and this, said Mr. Howard, was at  a time when he  probably had not another. 

We retired from Mrs. Williams to another room.  Tom Davies soon  after joined us.  He had now unfortunately

failed in his  circumstances, and was much indebted to Dr. Johnson's kindness for  obtaining for him many

alleviations of his distress.  After he went  away, Johnson blamed his folly in quitting the stage, by which he

and  his wife got five hundred pounds a year.  I said, I believed it  was  owing to Churchill's attack upon him, 

    'He mouths a sentence, as curs mouth a bone.'

JOHNSON.  'I believe so too, Sir.  But what a man is he, who is to  be driven from the stage by a line?  Another

line would have driven  him from his shop.' 

He returned next day to Streatham, to Mr. Thrale's; where, as Mr.  Strahan once complained to me, 'he was in

a great measure absorbed  from the society of his old friends.'  I was kept in London by  business, and wrote to

him on the 27th, that a separation from him  for a week, when we were so near, was equal to a separation for a

year, when we were at four hundred miles distance.  I went to  Streatham on Monday, March 30.  Before he

appeared, Mrs. Thrale  made  a very characteristical remark:'I do not know for certain  what will  please Dr.

Johnson: but I know for certain that it will  displease him  to praise any thing, even what he likes,

extravagantly.' 

At dinner he laughed at querulous declamations against the age, on  account of luxury,increase of

London,scarcity of provisions,  and other such topicks.  'Houses (said he,) will be built till  rents  fall: and

corn is more plentiful now than ever it was.' 

I had before dinner repeated a ridiculous story told me by an old  man who had been a passenger with me in

the stagecoach today.  Mrs.  Thrale, having taken occasion to allude to it in talking to  me, called  it 'The

story told you by the old WOMAN.''Now, Madam,  (said I,) give  me leave to catch you in the fact; it was

not an old  WOMAN, but an old  MAN, whom I mentioned as having told me this.'  I  presumed to take an

opportunity, in presence of Johnson, of shewing  this lively lady how  ready she was, unintentionally, to

deviate  from exact authenticity of  narration. 

Next morning, while we were at breakfast, Johnson gave a very  earnest recommendation of what he himself

practised with the utmost  conscientiousness: I mean a strict attention to truth, even in the  most minute

particulars.  'Accustom your children (said he,)  constantly to this; if a thing happened at one window, and

they,  when  relating it, say that it happened at another, do not let it  pass, but  instantly check them; you do not

know where deviation  from truth will  end.'  BOSWELL.  'It may come to the door: and when  once an account

is  at all varied in one circumstance, it may by  degrees be varied so as  to be totally different from what really

happened.'  Our lively  hostess, whose fancy was impatient of the  rein, fidgeted at this, and  ventured to say,

'Nay, this is too  much.  If Mr. Johnson should forbid  me to drink tea, I would  comply, as I should feel the

restraint only  twice a day; but little  variations in narrative must happen a thousand  times a day, if one  is not

perpetually watching.'  JOHNSON.  'Well,  Madam, and you  OUGHT to be perpetually watching.  It is more

from  carelessness  about truth than from intentional lying, that there is so  much  falsehood in the world.' 

He was indeed so much impressed with the prevalence of falsehood,  voluntary or unintentional, that I never

knew any person who upon  hearing an extraordinary circumstance told, discovered more of the  incredulus

odi.  He would say, with a significant look and decisive  tone, 'It is not so.  Do not tell this again.'  He inculcated

upon  all his friends the importance of perpetual vigilance against the  slightest degrees of falsehood; the effect

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distinguished for a love of truth and accuracy, which they  would  not have possessed in the same degree, if

they had not been  acquainted  with Johnson. 

Talking of ghosts, he said, 'It is wonderful that five thousand  years have now elapsed since the creation of the

world, and still  it  is undecided whether or not there has ever been an instance of  the  spirit of any person

appearing after death.  All argument is  against  it; but all belief is for it.' 

He said, 'John Wesley's conversation is good, but he is never at  leisure.  He is always obliged to go at a certain

hour.  This is  very  disagreeable to a man who loves to fold his legs and have out  his  talk, as I do.' 

On Friday, April 3, I dined with him in London, in a company* where  were present several eminent men,

whom I shall not name, but  distinguish their parts in the conversation by different letters. 

* The Club.  Hill identifies E. as Burke and J. as Sir Joshua  Reynolds.ED. 

E.  'We hear prodigious complaints at present of emigration.  I am  convinced that emigration makes a country

more populous.'  J.  'That  sounds very much like a paradox.'  E.  'Exportation of men,  like  exportation of all

other commodities, makes more be produced.'  JOHNSON.  'But there would be more people were there not

emigration,  provided there were food for more.'  E.  'No; leave a  few breeders,  and you'll have more people

than if there were no  emigration.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, it is plain there will be more  people, if there  are more

breeders.  Thirty cows in good pasture  will produce more  calves than ten cows, provided they have good

bulls.'  E.  'There are  bulls enough in Ireland.'  JOHNSON.  (smiling,) 'So, Sir, I should  think from your

argument.' 

E.  'I believe, in any body of men in England, I should have been  in the Minority; I have always been in the

Minority.'  P.  'The  House  of Commons resembles a private company.  How seldom is any  man  convinced by

another's argument; passion and pride rise against  it.'  R.  'What would be the consequence, if a Minister, sure

of a  majority  in the House of Commons, should resolve that there should  be no  speaking at all upon his side.'

E.  'He must soon go out.  That has  been tried; but it was found it would not do.' . . . . 

JOHNSON.  'I have been reading Thicknesse's Travels, which I think  are entertaining.'  BOSWELL.  'What,

Sir, a good book?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, to read once; I do not say you are to make a study of  it,  and digest it;

and I believe it to be a true book in his  intention.' 

E.  'From the experience which I have had,and I have had a great  deal,I have learnt to think BETTER of

mankind.'  JOHNSON.  'From  my  experience I have found them worse in commercial dealings, more  disposed

to cheat, than I had any notion of; but more disposed to  do  one another good than I had conceived.'  J.  'Less

just and more  beneficent.'  JOHNSON.  'And really it is wonderful, considering  how  much attention is

necessary for men to take care of themselves,  and  ward off immediate evils which press upon them, it is

wonderful  how  much they do for others.  As it is said of the greatest liar,  that he  tells more truth than

falsehood; so it may be said of the  worst man,  that he does more good than evil.'  BOSWELL.  'Perhaps  from

experience  men may be found HAPPIER than we suppose.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; the  more we enquire, we

shall find men the less  happy.' 

E.  'I understand the hogshead of claret, which this society was  favoured with by our friend the Dean, is nearly

out; I think he  should be written to, to send another of the same kind.  Let the  request be made with a happy

ambiguity of expression, so that we  may  have the chance of his sending IT also as a present.'  JOHNSON.  'I

am  willing to offer my services as secretary on this occasion.'  P.  'As  many as are for Dr. Johnson being

secretary hold up your  hands.Carried unanimously.'  BOSWELL.  'He will be our Dictator.'  JOHNSON.

'No, the company is to dictate to me.  I am only to write  for wine; and I am quite disinterested, as I drink none;

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shall PREscribe.'  BOSWELL.  'Very well.  The first play of words today.'  J.  'No, no; the  BULLS in Ireland.'

JOHNSON.  'Were I your Dictator you should have  no wine.  It would be  my business cavere ne quid

detrimenti  Respublica caperet, and wine is  dangerous.  Rome was ruined by  luxury,' (smiling.)  E.  'If you allow

no wine as Dictator, you  shall not have me for your master of horse.' 

On Saturday, April 4, I drank tea with Johnson at Dr. Taylor's,  where he had dined. 

He was very silent this evening; and read in a variety of books:  suddenly throwing down one, and taking up

another. 

He talked of going to Streatham that night.  TAYLOR.  'You'll be  robbed if you do: or you must shoot a

highwayman.  Now I would  rather  be robbed than do that; I would not shoot a highwayman.'  JOHNSON.  'But

I would rather shoot him in the instant when he is  attempting to  rob me, than afterwards swear against him at

the Old  Bailey, to take  away his life, after he has robbed me.  I am surer  I am right in the  one case than in the

other.  I may be mistaken as  to the man, when I  swear: I cannot be mistaken, if I shoot him in  the act.  Besides,

we  feel less reluctance to take away a man's  life, when we are heated by  the injury, than to do it at a distance

of time by an oath, after we  have cooled.'  BOSWELL.  'So, Sir, you  would rather act from the  motive of

private passion, than that of  publick advantage.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, when I shoot the  highwayman I act

from both.'  BOSWELL.  'Very well, very well  There is no catching him.'  JOHNSON.  'At the  same time one

does  not know what to say.  For perhaps one may, a year  after, hang  himself from uneasiness for having shot a

man.  Few minds  are fit  to be trusted with so great a thing.'  BOSWELL.  'Then, Sir,  you  would not shoot him?'

JOHNSON.  'But I might be vexed afterwards  for that too.' 

Thrale's carriage not having come for him, as he expected, I  accompanied him some part of the way home to

his own house.  I told  him, that I had talked of him to Mr. Dunning a few days before, and  had said, that in his

company we did not so much interchange  conversation, as listen to him; and that Dunning observed, upon

this,  'One is always willing to listen to Dr. Johnson:' to which I  answered,  'That is a great deal from you,

Sir.''Yes, Sir, (said  Johnson,) a  great deal indeed.  Here is a man willing to listen, to  whom the world  is

listening all the rest of the year.'  BOSWELL.  'I think, Sir, it is  right to tell one man of such a handsome  thing,

which has been said of  him by another.  It tends to increase  benevolence.'  JOHNSON.  'Undoubtedly it is right,

Sir.' 

On Tuesday, April 7, I breakfasted with him at his house.  He said,  'nobody was content.'  I mentioned to him a

respectable person in  Scotland whom he knew; and I asserted, that I really believed he  was  always content.

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, he is not content with the  present; he has always some new scheme, some new

plantation,  something which is future.  You know he was not content as a  widower;  for he married again.'

BOSWELL.  'But he is not  restless.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, he is only locally at rest.  A chymist  is locally at rest; but

his mind is hard at work.  This gentleman  has done with external  exertions.  It is too late for him to engage  in

distant projects.'  BOSWELL.  'He seems to amuse himself quite  well; to have his  attention fixed, and his

tranquillity preserved  by very small matters.  I have tried this; but it would not do with  me.'  JOHNSON.

(laughing,) 'No, Sir; it must be born with a man to  be contented to  take up with little things.  Women have a

great  advantage that they  may take up with little things, without  disgracing themselves: a man  cannot, except

with fiddling.  Had I  learnt to fiddle, I should have  done nothing else.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, did you ever

play on any  musical instrument?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.  I once bought me a flagelet;  but I never made out a

tune.'  BOSWELL.  'A flagelet, Sir!so small  an instrument?  I  should have liked to hear you play on the

violoncello.  THAT should  have been YOUR instrument.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  I might as well have  played on the

violoncello as another; but I  should have done  nothing else.  No, Sir; a man would never undertake  great

things,  could he be amused with small.  I once tried knotting.  Dempster's  sister undertook to teach me; but I

could not learn it.'  BOSWELL.  'So, Sir; it will be related in pompous narrative, "Once for  his  amusement he

tried knotting; nor did this Hercules disdain the  distaff."'  JOHNSON.  'Knitting of stockings is a good

amusement.  As  a freeman of Aberdeen I should be a knitter of stockings.'  He  asked  me to go down with him


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and dine at Mr. Thrale's at Streatham,  to which  I agreed.  I had lent him An Account of Scotland, in 1702,

written by  a man of various enquiry, an English chaplain to a  regiment stationed  there.  JOHNSON.  'It is sad

stuff, Sir,  miserably written, as books  in general then were.  There is now an  elegance of style universally

diffused.  No man now writes so ill  as Martin's Account of the  Hebrides is written.  A man could not  write so

ill, if he should try.  Set a merchant's clerk now to  write, and he'll do better.' 

He talked to me with serious concern of a certain female friend's  'laxity of narration, and inattention to

truth.''I am as much  vexed  (said he,) at the ease with which she hears it mentioned to  her, as at  the thing

itself.  I told her, "Madam, you are contented  to hear every  day said to you, what the highest of mankind have

died for, rather  than bear."You know, Sir, the highest of mankind  have died rather  than bear to be told they

had uttered a falsehood.  Do talk to her of  it: I am weary.' 

BOSWELL.  'Was not Dr. John Campbell a very inaccurate man in his  narrative, Sir?  He once told me, that he

drank thirteen bottles of  port at a sitting.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I do not know that  Campbell  ever lied with

pen and ink; but you could not entirely  depend on any  thing he told you in conversation: if there was fact

mixed with it.  However, I loved Campbell: he was a solid orthodox  man: he had a  reverence for religion.

Though defective in  practice, he was  religious in principle; and he did nothing grossly  wrong that I have

heard.' 

Talking of drinking wine, he said, 'I did not leave off wine,  because I could not bear it; I have drunk three

bottles of port  without being the worse for it.  University College has witnessed  this.'  BOSWELL.  'Why, then,

Sir, did you leave it off?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, because it is so much better for a man to be sure that  he  is

never to be intoxicated, never to lose the power over  himself.  I  shall not begin to drink wine again, till I grow

old,  and want it.'  BOSWELL.  'I think, Sir, you once said to me, that  not to drink wine  was a great deduction

from life.'  JOHNSON.  'It  is a diminution of  pleasure, to be sure; but I do not say a  diminution of happiness.

There is more happiness in being  rational.'  BOSWELL.  'But if we  could have pleasure always, should  not we

be happy?  The greatest part  of men would compound for  pleasure.'  JOHNSON.  'Supposing we could  have

pleasure always, an  intellectual man would not compound for it.  The greatest part of  men would compound,

because the greatest part of  men are gross.' 

I mentioned to him that I had become very weary in a company where  I heard not a single intellectual

sentence, except that 'a man who  had been settled ten years in Minorca was become a much inferiour  man  to

what he was in London, because a man's mind grows narrow in  a  narrow place.'  JOHNSON.  'A man's mind

grows narrow in a narrow  place, whose mind is enlarged only because he has lived in a large  place: but what

is got by books and thinking is preserved in a  narrow  place as well as in a large place.  A man cannot know

modes  of life as  well in Minorca as in London; but he may study  mathematicks as well in  Minorca.'

BOSWELL.  'I don't know, Sir: if  you had remained ten years  in the Isle of Col, you would not have  been the

man that you now are.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, if I had been  there from fifteen to twentyfive;  but not if from

twentyfive to  thirtyfive.'  BOSWELL.  'I own, Sir,  the spirits which I have in  London make me do every

thing with more  readiness and vigour.  I  can talk twice as much in London as any where  else.' 

Of Goldsmith he said, 'He was not an agreeable companion, for he  talked always for fame.  A man who does

so never can be pleasing.  The  man who talks to unburthen his mind is the man to delight you.  An  eminent

friend of ours is not so agreeable as the variety of his  knowledge would otherwise make him, because he talks

partly from  ostentation.' 

Soon after our arrival at Thrale's, I heard one of the maids  calling eagerly on another, to go to Dr. Johnson.  I

wondered what  this could mean.  I afterwards learnt, that it was to give her a  Bible, which he had brought

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He was for a considerable time occupied in reading Memoires de  Fontenelle, leaning and swinging upon the

low gate into the court,  without his hat. 

At dinner, Mrs. Thrale expressed a wish to go and see Scotland.  JOHNSON.  'Seeing Scotland, Madam, is

only seeing a worse England.  It  is seeing the flower gradually fade away to the naked stalk.  Seeing  the

Hebrides, indeed, is seeing quite a different scene.' 

On Thursday, April 9, I dined with him at Sir Joshua Reynolds's,  with the Bishop of St. Asaph, (Dr. Shipley,)

Mr. Allan Ramsay, Mr.  Gibbon, Mr. Cambridge, and Mr. Langton. 

Goldsmith being mentioned, Johnson observed, that it was long  before his merit came to be acknowledged.

That he once complained  to  him, in ludicrous terms of distress, 'Whenever I write any  thing, the  publick

MAKE A POINT to know nothing about it:' but that  his Traveller  brought him into high reputation.

LANGTON.  'There  is not one bad  line in that poem; not one of Dryden's careless  verses.  SIR JOSHUA.  'I

was glad to hear Charles Fox say, it was  one of the finest poems  in the English language.'  LANGTON.  'Why

was you glad?  You surely  had no doubt of this before.'  JOHNSON.  'No; the merit of The  Traveller is so well

established, that Mr.  Fox's praise cannot augment  it, nor his censure diminish it.'  SIR  JOSHUA.  'But his

friends may  suspect they had too great a  partiality for him.'  JOHNSON.  Nay, Sir,  the partiality of his  friends

was always against him.  It was with  difficulty we could  give him a hearing.  Goldsmith had no settled  notions

upon any  subject; so he talked always at random.  It seemed to  be his  intention to blurt out whatever was in

his mind, and see what  would  become of it.  He was angry too, when catched in an absurdity;  but  it did not

prevent him from falling into another the next minute.  I remember Chamier, after talking with him for some

time, said,  "Well, I do believe he wrote this poem himself: and, let me tell  you,  that is believing a great deal."

Chamier once asked him, what  he  meant by slow, the last word in the first line of The Traveller, 

    "Remote, unfriended, melancholy, slow."

Did he mean tardiness of locomotion?  Goldsmith, who would say  something without consideration,

answered, "Yes."  I was sitting  by,  and said, "No, Sir; you do not mean tardiness of locomotion;  you mean,

that sluggishness of mind which comes upon a man in  solitude."  Chamier believed then that I had written the

line as  much as if he  had seen me write it.  Goldsmith, however, was a man,  who, whatever he  wrote, did it

better than any other man could do.  He deserved a place  in WestminsterAbbey, and every year he lived,

would have deserved it  better.  He had, indeed, been at no pains to  fill his mind with  knowledge.  He

transplanted it from one place to  another; and it did  not settle in his mind; so he could not tell  what was in his

own  books.' 

We talked of living in the country.  JOHNSON.  'No wise man will go  to live in the country, unless he has

something to do which can be  better done in the country.  For instance: if he is to shut himself  up for a year to

study a science, it is better to look out to the  fields, than to an opposite wall.  Then, if a man walks out in the

country, there is nobody to keep him from walking in again: but if  a  man walks out in London, he is not sure

when he shall walk in  again.  A great city is, to be sure, the school for studying life;  and "The  proper study of

mankind is man," as Pope observes.'  BOSWELL.  'I fancy  London is the best place for society; though I  have

heard that the  very first society of Paris is still beyond any  thing that we have  here.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I

question if in Paris  such a company as is  sitting round this table could be got together  in less than half a  year.

They talk in France of the felicity of  men and women living  together: the truth is, that there the men are  not

higher than the  women, they know no more than the women do, and  they are not held down  in their

conversation by the presence of  women.' 

We talked of old age.  Johnson (now in his seventieth year,) said,  'It is a man's own fault, it is from want of

use, if his mind grows  torpid in old age.'  The Bishop asked, if an old man does not lose  faster than he gets.

JOHNSON.  'I think not, my Lord, if he exerts  himself.'  One of the company rashly observed, that he thought


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it  was  happy for an old man that insensibility comes upon him.  JOHNSON.  (with a noble elevation and

disdain,) 'No, Sir, I should  never be  happy by being less rational.'  BISHOP OF ST. ASAPH.  'Your wish then,

Sir, is [Greek text omitted].'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, my  Lord.' 

This season there was a whimsical fashion in the newspapers of  applying Shakspeare's words to describe

living persons well known  in  the world; which was done under the title of Modern Characters  from

Shakspeare; many of which were admirably adapted.  The fancy  took so  much, that they were afterwards

collected into a pamphlet.  Somebody  said to Johnson, across the table, that he had not been in  those

characters.  'Yes (said he,) I have.  I should have been  sorry to be  left out.'  He then repeated what had been

applied to  him, 

    'I must borrow GARAGANTUA'S mouth.'

Miss Reynolds not perceiving at once the meaning of this, he was  obliged to explain it to her, which had

something of an aukward and  ludicrous effect.  'Why, Madam, it has a reference to me, as using  big words,

which require the mouth of a giant to pronounce them.  Garagantua is the name of a giant in Rabelais.'

BOSWELL.  'But,  Sir,  there is another amongst them for you: 

    "He would not flatter Neptune for his trident,

     Or Jove for his power to thunder."'

JOHNSON.  'There is nothing marked in that.  No, Sir, Garagantua is  the best.'  Notwithstanding this ease and

good humour, when I, a  little while afterwards, repeated his sarcasm on Kenrick, which was  received with

applause, he asked, 'WHO said that?' and on my  suddenly  answering, Garagantua, he looked serious, which

was a  sufficient  indication that he did not wish it to be kept up. 

When we went to the drawingroom there was a rich assemblage.  Besides the company who had been at

dinner, there were Mr. Garrick,  Mr. Harris of Salisbury, Dr. Percy, Dr. Burney, Honourable Mrs.

Cholmondeley, Miss Hannah More, 

After wandering about in a kind of pleasing distraction for some  time, I got into a corner, with Johnson,

Garrick, and Harris.  GARRICK.  (to Harris,) 'Pray, Sir, have you read Potter's  Aeschylus?'  HARRIS.  'Yes;

and think it pretty.'  GARRICK.  (to  Johnson,) 'And  what think you, Sir, of it?'  JOHNSON.  'I thought  what I

read of it  VERBIAGE: but upon Mr. Harris's recommendation, I  will read a play.  (To Mr. Harris,) Don't

prescribe two.'  Mr.  Harris suggested one, I  do not remember which.  JOHNSON.  'We must  try its effect as an

English poem; that is the way to judge of the  merit of a translation.  Translations are, in general, for people

who cannot read the  original.'  I mentioned the vulgar saying, that  Pope's Homer was not a  good

representation of the original.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is the  greatest work of the kind that has ever  been produced.'

BOSWELL.  'The truth is, it is impossible  perfectly to translate poetry.  In a  different language it may be  the

same tune, but it has not the same  tone.  Homer plays it on a  bassoon; Pope on a flagelet.'  HARRIS.  'I  think

Heroick poetry is  best in blank verse; yet it appears that rhyme  is essential to  English poetry, from our

deficiency in metrical  quantities.  In my  opinion, the chief excellence of our language is  numerous prose.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir William Temple was the first writer  who gave cadence  to English prose.  Before his time they

were careless  of  arrangement, and did not mind whether a sentence ended with an  important word or an

insignificant word, or with what part of  speech  it was concluded.' 

GARRICK.  'Of all the translations that ever were attempted, I  think Elphinston's Martial the most

extraordinary.  He consulted me  upon it, who am a little of an epigrammatist myself, you know.  I  told him

freely, "You don't seem to have that turn."  I asked him  if  he was serious; and finding he was, I advised him

against  publishing.  Why, his translation is more difficult to understand  than the  original.  I thought him a man

of some talents; but he  seems crazy in  this.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you have done what I had not  courage to do.  But

he did not ask my advice, and I did not force  it upon him, to  make him angry with me.'  GARRICK.  'But as a


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friend, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, such a friend as I am with him  no.'  GARRICK.  'But  if you see a friend

going to tumble over a  precipice?'  JOHNSON.  'That is an extravagant case, Sir.  You are  sure a friend will

thank  you for hindering him from tumbling over a  precipice; but, in the  other case, I should hurt his vanity,

and do  him no good.  He would  not take my advice.  His brotherinlaw,  Strahan, sent him a  subscription of

fifty pounds, and said he would  send him fifty more,  if he would not publish.'  GARRICK.  'What!  eh! is

Strahan a good  judge of an Epigram?  Is not he rather an  OBTUSE man, eh?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, he may

not be a judge of an  Epigram: but you see he is a  judge of what is not an Epigram.'  BOSWELL.  'It is easy for

you, Mr.  Garrick, to talk to an authour  as you talked to Elphinston; you, who  have been so long the manager

of a theatre, rejecting the plays of  poor authours.  You are an old  Judge, who have often pronounced  sentence

of death.  You are a  practiced surgeon, who have often  amputated limbs; and though this  may have been for

the good of your  patients, they cannot like you.  Those who have undergone a dreadful  operation, are not very

fond of  seeing the operator again.'  GARRICK.  'Yes, I know enough of that.  There was a reverend gentleman,

(Mr.  Hawkins,) who wrote a tragedy,  the SIEGE of something, which I  refused.'  HARRIS.  'So, the siege  was

raised.'  JOHNSON.  'Ay, he  came to me and complained; and told  me, that Garrick said his play was  wrong in

the CONCOCTION.  Now,  what is the concoction of a play?'  (Here Garrick started, and  twisted himself, and

seemed sorely vexed;  for Johnson told me, he  believed the story was true.)  GARRICK.  'IIIsaid

FIRST  concoction.'  JOHNSON.  (smiling,) 'Well, he  left out FIRST.  And  Rich, he said, refused him IN

FALSE ENGLISH: he  could shew it under  his hand.'  GARRICK.  'He wrote to me in violent  wrath, for

having  refused his play: "Sir, this is growing a very  serious and terrible  affair.  I am resolved to publish my

play.  I  will appeal to the  world; and how will your judgement appear?"  I  answered, "Sir,  notwithstanding all

the seriousness, and all the  terrours, I have  no objection to your publishing your play; and as you  live at a

great distance, (Devonshire, I believe,) if you will send it  to me,  I will convey it to the press."  I never heard

more of it, ha!  ha!  ha!' 

On Friday, April 10, I found Johnson at home in the morning.  We  resumed the conversation of yesterday.  He

put me in mind of some  of  it which had escaped my memory, and enabled me to record it more  perfectly than

I otherwise could have done.  He was much pleased  with  my paying so great attention to his recommendation

in 1763,  the period  when our acquaintance began, that I should keep a  journal; and I could  perceive he was

secretly pleased to find so  much of the fruit of his  mind preserved; and as he had been used to  imagine and

say that he  always laboured when he said a good thing  it delighted him, on a  review, to find that his

conversation teemed  with point and imagery. 

I said to him, 'You were yesterday, Sir, in remarkably good humour:  but there was nothing to offend you,

nothing to produce irritation  or  violence.  There was no bold offender.  There was not one  capital  conviction.  It

was a maiden assize.  You had on your white  gloves.' 

He found fault with our friend Langton for having been too silent.  'Sir, (said I,) you will recollect, that he

very properly took up  Sir  Joshua for being glad that Charles Fox had praised Goldsmith's  Traveller, and you

joined him.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, I knocked Fox  on the head, without ceremony.  Reynolds is too much

under Fox and  Burke at present.  He is under the Fox star and the Irish  constellation.  He is always under some

planet.'  BOSWELL.  'There  is  no Fox star.'  JOHNSON.  'But there is a dog star.'  BOSWELL.  'They  say,

indeed, a fox and a dog are the same animal.' 

We dined together with Mr. Scott (now Sir William Scott his  Majesty's Advocate General,) at his chambers

in the Temple, nobody  else there.  The company being small, Johnson was not in such  spirits  as he had been

the preceding day, and for a considerable  time little  was said. 

Talking of fame, for which there is so great a desire, I observed  how little there is of it in reality, compared

with the other  objects  of human attention.  'Let every man recollect, and he will  be sensible  how small a part

of his time is employed in talking or  thinking of  Shakspeare, Voltaire, or any of the most celebrated men  that

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extracted and compressed;  into what a narrow  space will it go!'  I then slily introduced Mr.  Garrick's fame,

and  his assuming the airs of a great man.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is wonderful  how LITTLE Garrick assumes.  No,

Sir, Garrick  fortunam reverenter  habet.  Consider, Sir: celebrated men, such as  you have mentioned,  have had

their applause at a distance; but  Garrick had it dashed in  his face, sounded in his ears, and went  home every

night with the  plaudits of a thousand in his CRANIUM.  Then, Sir, Garrick did not  FIND, but MADE his way

to the tables,  the levees, and almost the  bedchambers of the great.  Then, Sir,  Garrick had under him a

numerous body of people; who, from fear of  his power, and hopes of his  favour, and admiration of his talents,

were constantly submissive to  him.  And here is a man who has  advanced the dignity of his  profession.

Garrick has made a player  a higher character.'  SCOTT.  'And he is a very sprightly writer  too.'  JOHNSON.

'Yes, Sir; and  all this supported by great wealth  of his own acquisition.  If all  this had happened to me, I

should  have had a couple of fellows with  long poles walking before me, to  knock down every body that stood

in  the way.  Consider, if all this  had happened to Cibber or Quin, they'd  have jumped over the moon  Yet

Garrick speaks to US.' (smiling.)  BOSWELL.  'And Garrick is a  very good man, a charitable man.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, a liberal man.  He has given away more money than any  man in England.  There may be  a

little vanity mixed; but he has shewn,  that money is not his  first object.'  BOSWELL.  'Yet Foote used to say  of

him, that he  walked out with an intention to do a generous action;  but, turning  the corner of a street, he met

with the ghost of a  halfpenny,  which frightened him.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, that is very  true,  too; for I

never knew a man of whom it could be said with less  certainty today, what he will do tomorrow, than

Garrick; it  depends  so much on his humour at the time.'  SCOTT.  'I am glad to  hear of his  liberality.  He has

been represented as very saving.'  JOHNSON.  'With  his domestick saving we have nothing to do.  I  remember

drinking tea  with him long ago, when Peg Woffington made  it, and he grumbled at her  for making it too

strong.*  He had then  begun to feel money in his  purse, and did not know when he should  have enough of it.' 

* When Johnson told this little anecdote to Sir Joshua Reynolds, he  mentioned a circumstance which he

omitted today:'Why, (said  Garrick,) it is as red as blood.'BOSWELL. 

We talked of war.  JOHNSON.  'Every man thinks meanly of himself  for not having been a soldier, or not

having been at sea.'  BOSWELL.  'Lord Mansfield does not.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, if Lord  Mansfield were in  a

company of General Officers and Admirals who  have been in service,  he would shrink; he'd wish to creep

under the  table.'  BOSWELL.  'No;  he'd think he could TRY them all.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, if he could catch

them: but they'd try him much  sooner.  No, Sir; were Socrates and  Charles the Twelfth of Sweden  both

present in any company, and  Socrates to say, "Follow me, and  hear a lecture on philosophy;" and  Charles,

laying his hand on his  sword, to say, "Follow me, and  dethrone the Czar;" a man would be  ashamed to follow

Socrates.  Sir,  the impression is universal; yet  it is strange.' 

He talked of Mr. Charles Fox, of whose abilities he thought highly,  but observed, that he did not talk much at

our CLUB.  I have heard  Mr. Gibbon remark, 'that Mr. Fox could not be afraid of Dr.  Johnson;  yet he

certainly was very shy of saying any thing in Dr.  Johnson's  presence.' 

He expressed great indignation at the imposture of the Cocklane  Ghost, and related, with much satisfaction,

how he had assisted in  detecting the cheat, and had published an account of it in the  newspapers.  Upon this

subject I incautiously offended him, by  pressing him with too many questions, and he shewed his  displeasure.

I apologised, saying that 'I asked questions in order  to be  instructed and entertained; I repaired eagerly to the

fountain; but  that the moment he gave me a hint, the moment he put  a lock upon the  well, I desisted.''But,

Sir, (said he), that is  forcing one to do a  disagreeable thing:' and he continued to rate  me.  'Nay, Sir, (said  I,)

when you have put a lock upon the well,  so that I can no longer  drink, do not make the fountain of your wit

play upon me and wet me.' 

He sometimes could not bear being teazed with questions.  I was  once present when a gentleman asked so

many as, 'What did you do,  Sir?'  'What did you say, Sir?' that he at last grew enraged, and  said, 'I will not be

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baited  with WHAT, and WHY; what is this? what is that? why is a  cow's tail  long? why is a fox's tail bushy?'

The gentleman, who  was a good deal  out of countenance, said, 'Why, Sir, you are so  good, that I venture  to

trouble you.'  Johnson.  'Sir, my being so  GOOD is no reason why  you should be so ILL.' 

He talked with an uncommon animation of travelling into distant  countries; that the mind was enlarged by it,

and that an  acquisition  of dignity of character was derived from it.  He  expressed a  particular enthusiasm with

respect to visiting the wall  of China.  I  catched it for the moment, and said I really believed  I should go and

see the wall of China had I not children, of whom  it was my duty to  take care.  'Sir, (said he,) by doing so, you

would do what would be  of importance in raising your children to  eminence.  There would be a  lustre

reflected upon them from your  spirit and curiosity.  They would  be at all times regarded as the  children of a

man who had gone to view  the wall of China.  I am  serious, Sir.' 

When we had left Mr. Scott's, he said 'Will you go home with me?'  'Sir, (said I,) it is late; but I'll go with you

for three  minutes.'  JOHNSON.  'Or four.'  We went to Mrs. Williams's room,  where we found  Mr. Allen the

printer, who was the landlord of his  house in  Boltcourt, a worthy, obliging man, and his very old

acquaintance; and  what was exceedingly amusing, though he was of a  very diminutive size,  he used, even in

Johnson's presence, to  imitate the stately periods  and slow and solemn utterance of the  great man.I this

evening  boasted, that although I did not write  what is called stenography, or  shorthand, in appropriated

characters devised for the purpose, I had  a method of my own of  writing half words, and leaving out some

altogether so as yet to  keep the substance and language of any  discourse which I had heard  so much in view,

that I could give it very  completely soon after I  had taken it down. 

On Sunday, April 12, I found him at home before dinner.  He and I,  and Mrs. Williams, went to dine with the

Reverend Dr. Percy. 

And here I shall record a scene of too much heat between Dr.  Johnson and Dr. Percy, which I should have

suppressed, were it not  that it gave occasion to display the truely tender and benevolent  heart of Johnson,

who, as soon as he found a friend was at all hurt  by any thing which he had 'said in his wrath,' was not only

prompt  and desirous to be reconciled, but exerted himself to make ample  reparation. 

Books of Travels having been mentioned, Johnson praised Pennant  very highly, as he did at Dunvegan, in the

Isle of Sky.  Dr. Percy,  knowing himself to be the heir male of the ancient Percies, and  having the warmest

and most dutiful attachment to the noble House  of  Northumberland, could not sit quietly and hear a man

praised,  who had  spoken disrespectfully of AlnwickCastle and the Duke's  pleasure  grounds, especially as he

thought meanly of his travels.  He therefore  opposed Johnson eagerly.  JOHNSON.  'Pennant in what  he has

said of  Alnwick, has done what he intended; he has made you  very angry.'  PERCY.  'He has said the garden is

TRIM, which is  representing it  like a citizen's parterre, when the truth is, there  is a very large  extent of fine

turf and gravel walks.'  JOHNSON.  'According to your  own account, Sir, Pennant is right.  It IS trim.  Here is

grass cut  close, and gravel rolled smooth.  Is not that  trim?  The extent is  nothing against that; a mile may be as

trim as  a square yard.  Your  extent puts me in mind of the citizen's  enlarged dinner, two pieces of  roastbeef,

and two puddings.  There  is no variety, no mind exerted in  laying out the ground, no trees.'  PERCY.  'He

pretends to give the  natural history of Northumberland,  and yet takes no notice of the  immense number of

trees planted  there of late.'  JOHNSON.  'That, Sir,  has nothing to do with the  NATURAL history; that is

CIVIL history.  A  man who gives the  natural history of the oak, is not to tell how many  oaks have been

planted in this place or that.  A man who gives the  natural history  of the cow, is not to tell how many cows are

milked at  Islington.  The animal is the same, whether milked in the Park or at  Islington.'  PERCY.  'Pennant

does not describe well; a carrier who  goes along the side of Lochlomond would describe it better.'

JOHNSON.  'I think he describes very well.'  PERCY.  'I travelled  after him.'  JOHNSON.  'And I travelled after

him.'  PERCY.  'But,  my  good friend, you are shortsighted, and do not see so well as I  do.'  I wondered at Dr.

Percy's venturing thus.  Dr. Johnson said  nothing  at the time; but inflammable particles were collecting for  a

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(pointedly,) 'This is the  resentment of a narrow mind, because he did not find every thing in  Northumberland.'

PERCY.  (feeling the stroke,) 'Sir, you may be as  rude as you please.'  JOHNSON.  'Hold, Sir!  Don't talk of

rudeness;  remember, Sir, you told me (puffing hard with passion  struggling for a  vent,) I was shortsighted.

We have done with  civility.  We are to be  as rude as we please.'  PERCY.  'Upon my  honour, Sir, I did not

mean  to be uncivil.'  JOHNSON.  'I cannot  say so, Sir; for I DID mean to be  uncivil, thinking YOU had been

uncivil.'  Dr. Percy rose, ran up to  him, and taking him by the  hand, assured him affectionately that his

meaning had been  misunderstood; upon which a reconciliation instantly  took place.  JOHNSON.  'My dear Sir,

I am willing you shall HANG  Pennant.'  PERCY.  (resuming the former subject,) 'Pennant complains  that the

helmet is not hung out to invite to the hall of hospitality.  Now I  never heard that it was a custom to hang out a

HELMET.'  JOHNSON.  'Hang him up, hang him up.'  BOSWELL.  (humouring the joke,)  'Hang  out his skull

instead of a helmet, and you may drink ale out of  it  in your hall of Odin, as he is your enemy; that will be

truly  ancient.  THERE will be Northern Antiquities.'  JOHNSON.  'He's a  WHIG, Sir; a SAD DOG.  (smiling at

his own violent expressions,  merely for political difference of opinion.)  But he's the best  traveller I ever read;

he observes more things than any one else  does.' 

On Monday, April 13, I dined with Johnson at Mr. Langton's, where  were Dr. Porteus, then Bishop of

Chester, now of London, and Dr.  Stinton.  He was at first in a very silent mood.  Before dinner he  said nothing

but 'Pretty baby,' to one of the children.  Langton  said  very well to me afterwards, that he could repeat

Johnson's  conversation before dinner, as Johnson had said that he could  repeat  a complete chapter of The

Natural History of Iceland, from  the Danish  of Horrebow, the whole of which was exactly thus: 

'CHAP. LXXII.  Concerning snakes. 

'There are no snakes to be met with throughout the whole island.' 

Mr. Topham Beauclerk came in the evening, and he and Dr. Johnson  and I staid to supper.  It was mentioned

that Dr. Dodd had once  wished to be a member of THE LITERARY CLUB.  JOHNSON.  'I should be  sorry if

any of our Club were hanged.  I will not say but some of  them deserve it.'  BEAUCLERK.  (supposing this to

be aimed at  persons  for whom he had at that time a wonderful fancy, which,  however, did  not last long,) was

irritated, and eagerly said, 'You,  Sir, have a  friend, (naming him) who deserves to be hanged; for he  speaks

behind  their backs against those with whom he lives on the  best terms, and  attacks them in the newspapers.

HE certainly ought  to be KICKED.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, we all do this in some degree,  "Veniam petimus

damusque vicissim."  To be sure it may be done so  much, that a man may  deserve to be kicked.'

BEAUCLERK.  'He is  very malignant.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; he is not malignant.  He is  mischievous, if you

will.  He  would do no man an essential injury;  he may, indeed, love to make  sport of people by vexing their

vanity.  I, however, once knew an old  gentleman who was absolutely  malignant.  He really wished evil to

others, and rejoiced at it.'  BOSWELL.  'The gentleman, Mr. Beauclerk,  against whom you are so  violent, is, I

know, a man of good  principles.'  BEAUCLERK.  'Then  he does not wear them out in  practice.' 

Dr. Johnson, who, as I have observed before, delighted in  discrimination of character, and having a masterly

knowledge of  human  nature, was willing to take men as they are, imperfect and  with a  mixture of good and

bad qualities, I suppose though he had  said enough  in defence of his friend, of whose merits,  notwithstanding

his  exceptional points, he had a just value; and  added no more on the  subject. 

On Wednesday, April 15, I dined with Dr. Johnson at Mr. Dilly's,  and was in high spirits, for I had been a

good part of the morning  with Mr. Orme, the able and eloquent historian of Hindostan, who  expressed a great

admiration of Johnson.  'I do not care (said he,)  on what subject Johnson talks; but I love better to hear him

talk  than any body.  He either gives you new thoughts, or a new  colouring.  It is a shame to the nation that he

has not been more  liberally  rewarded.  Had I been George the Third, and thought as he  did about  America, I

would have given Johnson three hundred a year  for his  Taxation no Tyranny alone.'  I repeated this, and

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At Mr. Dilly's today were Mrs. Knowles, the ingenious Quaker lady,  Miss Seward, the poetess of Lichfield,

the Reverend Dr. Mayo, and  the  Rev. Mr. Beresford, Tutor to the Duke of Bedford.  Before  dinner Dr.

Johnson seized upon Mr. Charles Sheridan's Account of  the late  Revolution in Sweden, and seemed to read it

ravenously, as  if he  devoured it, which was to all appearance his method of  studying.  'He  knows how to read

better than any one (said Mrs.  Knowles;) he gets at  the substance of a book directly; he tears out  the heart of

it.'  He  kept it wrapt up in the tablecloth in his lap  during the time of  dinner, from an avidity to have one

entertainment in readiness when he  should have finished another;  resembling (if I may use so coarse a  simile)

a dog who holds a bone  in his paws in reserve, while he eats  something else which has been  thrown to him. 

The subject of cookery having been very naturally introduced at a  table where Johnson, who boasted of the

niceness of his palate,  owned  that 'he always found a good dinner,' he said, 'I could write  a better  book of

cookery than has ever yet been written; it should  be a book  upon philosophical principles.  Pharmacy is now

made much  more simple.  Cookery may be made so too.  A prescription which is  now compounded  of five

ingredients, had formerly fifty in it.  So  in cookery, if the  nature of the ingredients be well known, much  fewer

will do.  Then as  you cannot make bad meat good, I would tell  what is the best butcher's  meat, the best beef,

the best pieces;  how to choose young fowls; the  proper seasons of different  vegetables; and then how to roast

and  boil, and compound.'  DILLY.  'Mrs. Glasse's Cookery, which is the  best, was written by Dr. Hill.  Half the

TRADE know this.'  JOHNSON.  'Well, Sir.  This shews how  much better the subject of cookery may be

treated by a philosopher.  I doubt if the book be written by Dr. Hill;  for, in Mrs. Glasse's  Cookery, which I

have looked into, saltpetre  and salprunella are  spoken of as different substances whereas  salprunella is

only  saltpetre burnt on charcoal; and Hill could not  be ignorant of  this.  However, as the greatest part of such

a book is  made by  transcription, this mistake may have been carelessly adopted.  But  you shall see what a

Book of Cookery I shall make!  I shall agree  with Mr. Dilly for the copyright.'  Miss SEWARD.  'That would

be  Hercules with the distaff indeed.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Madam.  Women  can  spin very well; but they cannot

make a good book of Cookery.' 

Mrs. Knowles affected to complain that men had much more liberty  allowed them than women.  JOHNSON.

'Why, Madam, women have all the  liberty they should wish to have.  We have all the labour and the  danger,

and the women all the advantage.  We go to sea, we build  houses, we do everything, in short, to pay our court

to the women.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'The Doctor reasons very wittily, but not  convincingly.  Now, take the

instance of building; the mason's  wife,  if she is ever seen in liquor, is ruined; the mason may get  himself

drunk as often as he pleases, with little loss of  character; nay, may  let his wife and children starve.'

JOHNSON.  'Madam, you must  consider, if the mason does get himself drunk, and  let his wife and  children

starve, the parish will oblige him to  find security for their  maintenance.  We have different modes of

restraining evil.  Stocks for  the men, a duckingstool for women,  and a pound for beasts.  If we  require more

perfection from women  than from ourselves, it is doing  them honour.  And women have not  the same

temptations that we have:  they may always live in virtuous  company; men must mix in the world

indiscriminately.  If a woman  has no inclination to do what is wrong  being secured from it is no  restraint to

her.  I am at liberty to walk  into the Thames; but if  I were to try it, my friends would restrain me  in Bedlam,

and I  should be obliged to them.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'Still,  Doctor, I  cannot help thinking it a hardship that

more indulgence is  allowed  to men than to women.  It gives a superiority to men, to which  I do  not see how

they are entitled.'  JOHNSON.  'It is plain, Madam,  one  or other must have the superiority.  As Shakspeare

says, "If two  men ride on a horse, one must ride behind."'  DILLY.  'I suppose,  Sir, Mrs. Knowles would have

them to ride in panniers, one on each  side.'  JOHNSON.  'Then, Sir, the horse would throw them both.'  MRS.

KNOWLES.  'Well, I hope that in another world the sexes will  be  equal.'  BOSWELL.  'That is being too

ambitious, Madam.  WE  might as  well desire to be equal with the angels.  We shall all, I  hope, be  happy in a

future state, but we must not expect to be all  happy in the  same degree.  It is enough if we be happy according

to  our several  capacities.  A worthy carman will get to heaven as well  as Sir Isaac  Newton.  Yet, though

equally good, they will not have  the same degrees  of happiness.'  JOHNSON.  'Probably not.' 


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Dr. Mayo having asked Johnson's opinion of Soame Jenyns's View of  the Internal Evidence of the Christian

Religion;JOHNSON.  'I  think  it a pretty book; not very theological indeed; and there  seems to be  an

affectation of ease and carelessness, as if it were  not suitable to  his character to be very serious about the

matter.'  BOSWELL.  'He may  have intended this to introduce his book the  better among genteel  people, who

might be unwilling to read too  grave a treatise.  There is  a general levity in the age.  We have  physicians now

with bagwigs;  may we not have airy divines, at  least somewhat less solemn in their  appearance than they

used to  be?'  JOHNSON.  'Jenyns might mean as you  say.'  BOSWELL.  'YOU  should like his book, Mrs.

Knowles, as it  maintains, as you FRIENDS  do, that courage is not a Christian virtue.'  MRS. KNOWLES.

'Yes,  indeed, I like him there; but I cannot agree  with him, that  friendship is not a Christian virtue.'

JOHNSON.  'Why,  Madam,  strictly speaking, he is right.  All friendship is preferring  the  interest of a friend, to

the neglect, or, perhaps, against the  interest of others; so that an old Greek said, "He that has FRIENDS  has

NO FRIEND."  Now Christianity recommends universal benevolence,  to consider all men as our brethren,

which is contrary to the  virtue  of friendship, as described by the ancient philosophers.  Surely,  Madam, your

sect must approve of this; for, you call all  men FRIENDS.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'We are commanded to do

good to all  men, "but  especially to them who are of the household of Faith."'  JOHNSON.  'Well, Madam.  The

household of Faith is wide enough.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'But, Doctor, our Saviour had twelve Apostles, yet

there was ONE whom  he LOVED.  John was called "the disciple whom  JESUS loved."'  JOHNSON.  (with

eyes sparkling benignantly,) 'Very  well, indeed, Madam.  You  have said very well.'  BOSWELL.  'A fine

application.  Pray, Sir, had  you ever thought of it?'  JOHNSON.  'I  had not, Sir.' 

From this pleasing subject, he, I know not how or why, made a  sudden transition to one upon which he was a

violent aggressor; for  he said, 'I am willing to love all mankind, EXCEPT AN AMERICAN:'  and  his

inflammable corruption bursting into horrid fire, he  'breathed out  threatenings and slaughter;' calling them,

Rascals  RobbersPirates;' and exclaiming, he'd 'burn and destroy them.'  Miss  Seward, looking to him

with mild but steady astonishment,  said, 'Sir,  this is an instance that we are always most violent  against those

whom  we have injured.'  He was irritated still more  by this delicate and  keen reproach; and roared out another

tremendous volley, which one  might fancy could be heard across the  Atlantick.  During this tempest  I sat in

great uneasiness,  lamenting his heat of temper; till, by  degrees, I diverted his  attention to other topicks. 

Talking of Miss , a literary lady, he said, 'I was obliged to  speak to Miss Reynolds, to let her know

that I desired she would  not  flatter me so much.'  Somebody now observed, 'She flatters  Garrick.'  JOHNSON.

'She is in the right to flatter Garrick.  She  is in the  right for two reasons; first, because she has the world  with

her, who  have been praising Garrick these thirty years; and  secondly, because  she is rewarded for it by

Garrick.  Why should  she flatter ME?  I can  do nothing for her.  Let her carry her  praise to a better market.

(Then turning to Mrs. Knowles.)  You,  Madam, have been flattering me  all the evening; I wish you would

give Boswell a little now.  If you  knew his merit as well as I do,  you would say a great deal; he is the  best

travelling companion in  the world.' 

Somebody mentioned the Reverend Mr. Mason's prosecution of Mr.  Murray, the bookseller, for having

inserted in a collection of  Gray's  Poems, only fifty lines, of which Mr. Mason had still the  exclusive  property,

under the statute of Queen Anne; and that Mr.  Mason had  persevered, notwithstanding his being requested to

name  his own terms  of compensation.  Johnson signified his displeasure  at Mr. Mason's  conduct very

strongly; but added, by way of shewing  that he was not  surprized at it, 'Mason's a Whig.'  MRS. KNOWLES.

(not hearing  distinctly,) 'What! a Prig, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Worse,  Madam; a Whig!  But he is both.' 

Of John Wesley, he said, 'He can talk well on any subject.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, what has he made of his

story of a ghost?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, he believes it; but not on sufficient  authority.  He did not take time

enough to examine the girl.  It  was at  Newcastle, where the ghost was said to have appeared to a  young

woman  several times, mentioning something about the right to  an old house,  advising application to be made

to an attorney, which  was done; and,  at the same time, saying the attorneys would do  nothing, which proved

to be the fact.  "This (says John,) is a  proof that a ghost knows our  thoughts."  Now (laughing,) it is not


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necessary to know our thoughts,  to tell that an attorney will  sometimes do nothing.  Charles Wesley,  who is a

more stationary  man, does not believe the story.  I am sorry  that John did not take  more pains to inquire into

the evidence for  it.'  MISS SEWARD,  (with an incredulous smile,) 'What, Sir! about a  ghost?'  JOHNSON.

(with solemn vehemence,) 'Yes, Madam: this is a  question which,  after five thousand years, is yet undecided;

a  question, whether in  theology or philosophy, one of the most important  that can come  before the human

understanding.' 

Mrs. Knowles mentioned, as a proselyte to Quakerism, Miss , a  young lady well known to Dr.

Johnson, for whom he had shewn much  affection; while she ever had, and still retained, a great respect  for

him.  Mrs. Knowles at the same time took an opportunity of  letting him know 'that the amiable young creature

was sorry at  finding that he was offended at her leaving the Church of England  and  embracing a simpler

faith;' and, in the gentlest and most  persuasive  manner, solicited his kind indulgence for what was  sincerely a

matter  of conscience.  JOHNSON.  (frowning very  angrily,) 'Madam, she is an  odious wench.  She could not

have any  proper conviction that it was  her duty to change her religion,  which is the most important of all

subjects, and should be studied  with all care, and with all the helps  we can get.  She knew no more  of the

Church which she left, and that  which she embraced, than she  did of the difference between the  Copernican

and Ptolemaick  systems.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'She had the New  Testament before her.'  JOHNSON.  'Madam,

she could not understand the  New Testament, the  most difficult book in the world, for which the  study of a

life is  required.'  MRS. KNOWLES.  'It is clear as to  essentials.'  JOHNSON.  'But not as to controversial points.

The  heathens were  easily converted, because they had nothing to give up;  but we ought  not, without very

strong conviction indeed, to desert the  religion  in which we have been educated.  That is the religion given

you,  the religion in which it may be said Providence has placed you.  If  you live conscientiously in that

religion, you may be safe.  But  errour is dangerous indeed, if you err when you choose a religion  for  yourself.'

MRS. KNOWLES.  'Must we then go by implicit faith?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Madam, the greatest part of our

knowledge is  implicit  faith; and as to religion, have we heard all that a  disciple of  Confucius, all that a

Mahometan, can say for himself?'  He then rose  again into passion, and attacked the young proselyte  in the

severest  terms of reproach, so that both the ladies seemed  to be much shocked. 

We remained together till it was pretty late.  Notwithstanding  occasional explosions of violence, we were all

delighted upon the  whole with Johnson.  I compared him at this time to a warm West  Indian climate, where

you have a bright sun, quick vegetation,  luxuriant foliage, luscious fruits; but where the same heat  sometimes

produces thunder, lightning, earthquakes, in a terrible  degree. 

April 17, being Good Friday, I waited on Johnson, as usual.  I  observed at breakfast that although it was a part

of his abstemious  discipline on this most solemn fast, to take no milk in his tea,  yet  when Mrs. Desmoulins

inadvertently poured it in, he did not  reject it.  I talked of the strange indecision of mind, and  imbecility in the

common occurrences of life, which we may observe  in some people.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, I am in the habit

of getting  others to do things  for me.'  BOSWELL.  'What, Sir! have you that  weakness?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.

But I always think afterwards I  should have done better  for myself.' 

I expressed some inclination to publish an account of my Travels  upon the continent of Europe, for which I

had a variety of  materials  collected.  JOHNSON.  'I do not say, Sir, you may not  publish your  travels; but I

give you my opinion, that you would  lessen yourself by  it.  What can you tell of countries so well  known as

those upon the  continent of Europe, which you have  visited?'  BOSWELL.  'But I can  give an entertaining

narrative,  with many incidents, anecdotes, jeux  d'esprit, and remarks, so as  to make very pleasant reading.'

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, most modern  travellers in Europe who have published their  travels, have been  laughed

at: I would not have you added to the  number.  The world is  now not contented to be merely entertained by a

traveller's  narrative; they want to learn something.  Now some of my  friends  asked me, why I did not give

some account of my travels in  France.  The reason is plain; intelligent readers had seen more of  France  than I

had.  YOU might have liked my travels in France, and THE  CLUB might have liked them; but, upon the

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you, Sir.  People would like to read what you say  of any  thing.  Suppose a face has been painted by fifty

painters  before;  still we love to see it done by Sir Joshua.'  JOHNSON.  'True, Sir, but  Sir Joshua cannot paint

a face when he has not time  to look on it.'  BOSWELL.  'Sir, a sketch of any sort by him is  valuable.  And, Sir,

to talk to you in your own style (raising my  voice, and shaking my  head,) you SHOULD have given us your

travels  in France.  I am SURE I  am right, and THERE'S AN END ON'T.' 

I said to him that it was certainly true, as my friend Dempster had  observed in his letter to me upon the

subject, that a great part of  what was in his Journey to the Western Islands of Scotland had been  in his mind

before he left London.  JOHNSON.  'Why yes, Sir, the  topicks were; and books of travels will be good in

proportion to  what  a man has previously in his mind; his knowing what to observe;  his  power of contrasting

one mode of life with another.  As the  Spanish  proverb says, "He, who would bring home the wealth of the

Indies, must  carry the wealth of the Indies with him."  So it is in  travelling; a  man must carry knowledge with

him, if he would bring  home knowledge.'  BOSWELL.  'The proverb, I suppose, Sir, means, he  must carry a

large  stock with him to trade with.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Sir.' 

It was a delightful day: as we walked to St. Clement's church, I  again remarked that Fleetstreet was the most

cheerful scene in the  world.  'Fleetstreet (said I,) is in my mind more delightful than  Tempe.'  JOHNSON.

'Ay, Sir; but let it be compared with Mull.' 

There was a very numerous congregation today at St. Clement's  church, which Dr. Johnson said he observed

with pleasure. 

And now I am to give a pretty full account of one of the most  curious incidents in Johnson's life, of which he

himself has made  the  following minute on this day: 'In my return from church, I was  accosted by Edwards, an

old fellowcollegian, who had not seen me  since 1729.  He knew me, and asked if I remembered one

Edwards; I  did  not at first recollect the name, but gradually as we walked  along,  recovered it, and told him a

conversation that had passed at  an  alehouse between us.  My purpose is to continue our  acquaintance.' 

It was in Butcherrow that this meeting happened.  Mr. Edwards, who  was a decentlooking elderly man in

grey clothes, and a wig of many  curls, accosted Johnson with familiar confidence, knowing who he  was,

while Johnson returned his salutation with a courteous  formality, as  to a stranger.  But as soon as Edwards had

brought to  his recollection  their having been at PembrokeCollege together  nineandforty years  ago, he

seemed much pleased, asked where he  lived, and said he should  be glad to see him in Boltcourt.

EDWARDS.  'Ah, Sir! we are old men  now.'  JOHNSON.  (who never  liked to think of being old,) 'Don't let  us

discourage one  another.'  EDWARDS.  'Why, Doctor, you look stout  and hearty, I am  happy to see you so; for

the newspapers told us you  were very  ill.'  JOHNSON.  'Ay, Sir, they are always telling lies of  US OLD

FELLOWS.' 

Wishing to be present at more of so singular a conversation as that  between two fellowcollegians, who had

lived forty years in London  without ever having chanced to meet, I whispered to Mr. Edwards  that  Dr.

Johnson was going home, and that he had better accompany  him now.  So Edwards walked along with us, I

eagerly assisting to  keep up the  conversation.  Mr. Edwards informed Dr. Johnson that he  had practised  long

as a solicitor in Chancery, but that he now  lived in the country  upon a little farm, about sixty acres, just by

Stevenage in  Hertfordshire, and that he came to London (to  Barnard's Inn, No. 6),  generally twice a week.

Johnson appearing  to me in a reverie, Mr.  Edwards addressed himself to me, and  expatiated on the pleasure

of  living in the country.  BOSWELL.  'I  have no notion of this, Sir.  What you have to entertain you, is, I  think,

exhausted in half an  hour.'  EDWARDS.  'What? don't you love  to have hope realized?  I see  my grass, and my

corn, and my trees  growing.  Now, for instance, I am  curious to see if this frost has  not nipped my fruittrees.'

JOHNSON.  (who we did not imagine was  attending,) 'You find, Sir, you have  fears as well as hopes.'So

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When we got to Dr. Johnson's house, and were seated in his library,  the dialogue went on admirably.

EDWARDS.  'Sir, I remember you  would  not let us say PRODIGIOUS at College.  For even then, Sir,  (turning

to  me,) he was delicate in language, and we all feared  him.'*  JOHNSON.  (to Edwards,) 'From your having

practised the law  long, Sir, I  presume you must be rich.'  EDWARDS.  'No, Sir; I got  a good deal of  money;

but I had a number of poor relations to whom  I gave a great  part of it.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you have been rich in

the most valuable  sense of the word.'  EDWARDS.  'But I shall not  die rich.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, sure, Sir, it is

better to LIVE rich  than to DIE rich.'  EDWARDS.  'I wish I had continued at College.'  JOHNSON.  'Why do

you  wish that, Sir?'  EDWARDS.  'Because I think  I should have had a much  easier life than mine has been.  I

should  have been a parson, and had  a good living, like Bloxam and several  others, and lived comfortably.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, the life of a  parson, of a conscientious clergyman,  is not easy.  I have always  considered a

clergyman as the father of a  larger family than he is  able to maintain.  I would rather have  Chancery suits

upon my hands  than the cure of souls.  No, Sir, I do  not envy a clergyman's life  as an easy life, nor do I envy

the  clergyman who makes it an easy  life.'  Here taking himself up all of a  sudden, he exclaimed, 'O!  Mr.

Edwards!  I'll convince you that I  recollect you.  Do you  remember our drinking together at an alehouse  near

Pembroke gate?  At that time, you told me of the Eton boy, who,  when verses on our  SAVIOUR'S turning

water into wine were prescribed  as an exercise,  brought up a single line, which was highly admired, 

    "Vidit et erubuit lympha pudica DEUM,"

and I told you of another fine line in Camden's Remains, an eulogy  upon one of our Kings, who was

succeeded by his son, a prince of  equal merit: 

    "Mira cano, Sol occubuit, nox nulla secuta est."'

* Johnson said to me afterwards, 'Sir, they respected me for my  literature: and yet it was not great but by

comparison.  Sir, it is  amazing how little literature there is in the world.'BOSWELL 

EDWARDS.  'You are a philosopher, Dr. Johnson.  I have tried too in  my time to be a philosopher; but, I don't

know how, cheerfulness  was  always breaking in.'Mr. Burke, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr.  Courtenay,  Mr.

Malone, and, indeed, all the eminent men to whom I  have mentioned  this, have thought it an exquisite trait of

character.  The truth is,  that philosophy, like religion, is too  generally supposed to be hard  and severe, at least

so grave as to  exclude all gaiety. 

EDWARDS.  'I have been twice married, Doctor.  You, I suppose, have  never known what it was to have a

wife.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I have  known what it was to have a wife, and (in a solemn, tender,  faultering tone) I

have known what it was to LOSE A WIFE.It had  almost broke my heart.' 

EDWARDS.  'How do you live, Sir?  For my part, I must have my  regular meals, and a glass of good wine.  I

find I require it.'  JOHNSON.  'I now drink no wine, Sir.  Early in life I drank wine:  for  many years I drank

none.  I then for some years drank a great  deal.'  EDWARDS.  'Some hogsheads, I warrant you.'  JOHNSON.  'I

then had a  severe illness, and left it off, and I have never begun  it again.  I  never felt any difference upon

myself from eating one  thing rather  than another, nor from one kind of weather rather than  another.  There  are

people, I believe, who feel a difference; but I  am not one of  them.  And as to regular meals, I have fasted from

the Sunday's dinner  to the Tuesday's dinner, without any  inconvenience.  I believe it is  best to eat just as one is

hungry:  but a man who is in business, or a  man who has a family, must have  stated meals.  I am a straggler.  I

may leave this town and go to  Grand Cairo, without being missed here  or observed there.'  EDWARDS.  'Don't

you eat supper, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.'  EDWARDS.  'For my part, now, I consider supper as a  turnpike

through which one must pass, in order to get to bed.' 

JOHNSON.  'You are a lawyer, Mr. Edwards.  Lawyers know life  practically.  A bookish man should always

have them to converse  with.  They have what he wants.'  EDWARDS.  'I am grown old: I am  sixtyfive.'


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JOHNSON.  'I shall be sixtyeight next birthday.  Come,  Sir, drink water, and put in for a hundred.' 

This interview confirmed my opinion of Johnson's most humane and  benevolent heart.  His cordial and placid

behaviour to an old  fellowcollegian, a man so different from himself; and his telling  him that he would go

down to his farm and visit him, showed a  kindness of disposition very rare at an advanced age.  He observed,

'how wonderful it was that they had both been in London forty  years,  without having ever once met, and both

walkers in the street  too!'  Mr. Edwards, when going away, again recurred to his  consciousness of  senility, and

looking full in Johnson's face, said  to him, 'You'll  find in Dr. Young, 

    "O my coevals! remnants of yourselves."'

Johnson did not relish this at all; but shook his head with  impatience.  Edwards walked off, seemingly highly

pleased with the  honour of having been thus noticed by Dr. Johnson.  When he was  gone,  I said to Johnson, I

thought him but a weak man.  JOHNSON.  'Why, yes,  Sir.  Here is a man who has passed through life without

experience:  yet I would rather have him with me than a more  sensible man who will  not talk readily.  This

man is always willing  to say what he has to  say.'  Yet Dr. Johnson had himself by no  means that willingness

which  he praised so much, and I think so  justly; for who has not felt the  painful effect of the dreary void,

when there is a total silence in a  company, for any length of time;  or, which is as bad, or perhaps  worse, when

the conversation is  with difficulty kept up by a perpetual  effort? 

Johnson once observed to me, 'Tom Tyers described me the best:  "Sir, (said he,) you are like a ghost: you

never speak till you are  spoken to."' 

The gentleman whom he thus familiarly mentioned was Mr. Thomas  Tyers, son of Mr. Jonathan Tyers, the

founder of that excellent  place  of publick amusement, Vauxhall Gardens, which must ever be an  estate  to its

proprietor, as it is peculiarly adapted to the taste  of the  English nation; there being a mixture of curious

show,gay  exhibition, musick, vocal and instrumental, not too refined for the  general ear;for all which

only a shilling is paid; and, though  last, not least, good eating and drinking for those who choose to  purchase

that regale.  Mr. Thomas Tyers was bred to the law; but  having a handsome fortune, vivacity of temper, and

eccentricity of  mind, he could not confine himself to the regularity of practice.  He  therefore ran about the

world with a pleasant carelessness,  amusing  everybody by his desultory conversation.  He abounded in

anecdote, but  was not sufficiently attentive to accuracy.  I  therefore cannot  venture to avail myself much of a

biographical  sketch of Johnson which  he published, being one among the various  persons ambitious of

appending their names to that of my  illustrious friend.  That sketch  is, however, an entertaining  little

collection of fragments.  Those  which he published of Pope  and Addison are of higher merit; but his  fame

must chiefly rest  upon his Political Conferences, in which he  introduces several  eminent persons delivering

their sentiments in the  way of dialogue,  and discovers a considerable share of learning,  various knowledge,

and discernment of character.  This much may I be  allowed to say of  a man who was exceedingly obliging to

me, and who  lived with Dr.  Johnson in as easy a manner as almost any of his very  numerous  acquaintance. 

Mr. Edwards had said to me aside, that Dr. Johnson should have been  of a profession.  I repeated the remark

to Johnson that I might  have  his own thoughts on the subject.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it WOULD  have been  better

that I had been of a profession.  I ought to have  been a  lawyer.'  BOSWELL.  'I do not think, Sir, it would have

been  better,  for we should not have had the English Dictionary.'  JOHNSON.  'But you  would have had

Reports.'  BOSWELL.  'Ay; but  there would not have been  another, who could have written the  Dictionary.

There have been many  very good Judges.  Suppose you  had been Lord Chancellor; you would  have delivered

opinions with  more extent of mind, and in a more  ornamented manner, than perhaps  any Chancellor ever did,

or ever will  do.  But, I believe, causes  have been as judiciously decided as you  could have done.'  JOHNSON.

'Yes, Sir.  Property has been as well  settled.' 


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Johnson, however, had a noble ambition floating in his mind, and  had, undoubtedly, often speculated on the

possibility of his  supereminent powers being rewarded in this great and liberal  country  by the highest honours

of the state.  Sir William Scott  informs me,  that upon the death of the late Lord Lichfield, who was  Chancellor

of  the University of Oxford, he said to Johnson, 'What a  pity it is, Sir,  that you did not follow the profession

of the law.  You might have been  Lord Chancellor of Great Britain, and attained  to the dignity of the  peerage;

and now that the title of Lichfleld,  your native city, is  extinct, you might have had it.'  Johnson,  upon this,

seemed much  agitated; and, in an angry tone, exclaimed,  'Why will you vex me by  suggesting this, when it is

too late?' 

But he did not repine at the prosperity of others.  The late Dr.  Thomas Leland, told Mr. Courtenay, that when

Mr. Edmund Burke  shewed  Johnson his fine house and lands near Beaconsfield, Johnson  coolly  said, 'Non

equidem invideo; miror magis.'* 

* I am not entirely without suspicion that Johnson may have felt a  little momentary envy; for no man loved

the good things of this  life  better than he did and he could not but be conscious that he  deserved  a much

larger share of them, than he ever had.BOSWELL. 

Yet no man had a higher notion of the dignity of literature than  Johnson, or was more determined in

maintaining the respect which he  justly considered as due to it.  Of this, besides the general tenor  of his

conduct in society, some characteristical instances may be  mentioned. 

He told Sir Joshua Reynolds, that once when he dined in a numerous  company of booksellers, where the

room being small, the head of the  table, at which he sat, was almost close to the fire, he persevered  in

suffering a great deal of inconvenience from the heat, rather  than  quit his place, and let one of them sit above

him. 

Goldsmith, in his diverting simplicity, complained one day, in a  mixed company, of Lord Camden.  'I met him

(said he,) at Lord  Clare's  house in the country, and he took no more notice of me than  if I had  been an

ordinary man.  The company having laughed  heartily, Johnson  stood forth in defence of his friend.  'Nay,

Gentlemen, (said he,) Dr.  Goldsmith is in the right.  A nobleman  ought to have made up to such a  man as

Goldsmith; and I think it is  much against Lord Camden that he  neglected him.' 

Nor could he patiently endure to hear that such respect as he  thought due only to higher intellectual qualities,

should be  bestowed  on men of slighter, though perhaps more amusing talents.  I told him,  that one morning,

when I went to breakfast with  Garrick, who was very  vain of his intimacy with Lord Camden, he  accosted me

thus:'Pray  now, did youdid you meet a little lawyer  turning the corner,  eh?''No, Sir, (said I).  Pray

what do you  mean by the  question?''Why, (replied Garrick, with an affected  indifference, yet  as if standing

on tiptoe,) Lord Camden has this  moment left me.  We  have had a long walk together.'  JOHNSON.  'Well,

Sir, Garrick talked  very properly.  Lord Camden WAS A LITTLE  LAWYER to be associating so  familiarly

with a player.' 

Sir Joshua Reynolds observed, with great truth, that Johnson  considered Garrick to be as it were his

PROPERTY.  He would allow  no  man either to blame or to praise Garrick in his presence,  without

contradicting him. 

Having fallen into a very serious frame of mind, in which mutual  expressions of kindness passed between us,

such as would be thought  too vain in me to repeat, I talked with regret of the sad  inevitable  certainty that one

of us must survive the other.  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir,  that is an affecting consideration.  I  remember Swift, in

one of his  letters to Pope, says, "I intend to  come over, that we may meet once  more; and when we must part,

it is  what happens to all human beings."'  BOSWELL.  'The hope that we  shall see our departed friends again

must  support the mind.'  JOHNSON.  'Why yes, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'There is a  strange  unwillingness to part with


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life, independent of serious fears  as to  futurity.  A reverend friend of ours (naming him) tells me, that  he  feels

an uneasiness at the thoughts of leaving his house, his  study, his books.'  JOHNSON.  'This is foolish in *****.

A man  need  not be uneasy on these grounds; for, as he will retain his  consciousness, he may say with the

philosopher, Omnia mea mecum  porto.'  BOSWELL.  'True, Sir: we may carry our books in our heads;  but still

there is something painful in the thought of leaving for  ever what has given us pleasure.  I remember, many

years ago, when  my  imagination was warm, and I happened to be in a melancholy mood,  it  distressed me to

think of going into a state of being in which  Shakspeare's poetry did not exist.  A lady whom I then much

admired,  a very amiable woman, humoured my fancy, and relieved me  by saying,  "The first thing you will

meet in the other world, will  be an elegant  copy of Shakspeare's works presented to you."'  Dr.  Johnson smiled

benignantly at this, and did not appear to  disapprove of the notion. 

We went to St. Clement's church again in the afternoon, and then  returned and drank tea and coffee in Mrs.

Williams's room; Mrs.  Desmoulins doing the honours of the teatable.  I observed that he  would not even

look at a proofsheet of his Life of Waller on Good  Friday. 

On Saturday, April 14, I drank tea with him.  He praised the late  Mr. Duncombe, of Canterbury, as a pleasing

man.  'He used to come  to  me: I did not seek much after HIM.  Indeed I never sought much  after  any body.'

BOSWELL.  'Lord Orrery, I suppose.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; I  never went to him but when he sent for me.'

BOSWELL.  'Richardson?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.  But I sought after George  Psalmanazar the most.  I used to

go and sit with him at an alehouse  in the city.' 

I am happy to mention another instance which I discovered of his  SEEKING AFTER a man of merit.  Soon

after the Honourable Daines  Barrington had published his excellent Observations on the  Statutes,  Johnson

waited on that worthy and learned gentleman; and,  having told  him his name, courteously said, 'I have read

your book,  Sir, with  great pleasure, and wish to be better known to you.'  Thus began an  acquaintance, which

was continued with mutual regard  as long as  Johnson lived. 

Talking of a recent seditious delinquent, he said, 'They should set  him in the pillory, that he may be punished

in a way that would  disgrace him.'  I observed, that the pillory does not always  disgrace.  And I mentioned an

instance of a gentleman who I thought  was not dishonoured by it.  JOHNSON.  'Ay, but he was, Sir.  He  could

not mouth and strut as he used to do, after having been  there.  People  are not willing to ask a man to their

tables who has  stood in the  pillory.' 

Johnson attacked the Americans with intemperate vehemence of abuse.  I said something in their favour; and

added, that I was always  sorry  when he talked on that subject.  This, it seems, exasperated  him;  though he said

nothing at the time.  The cloud was charged  with  sulphureous vapour, which was afterwards to burst in

thunder.  We  talked of a gentleman who was running out his fortune in  London; and I  said, 'We must get

him out of it.  All his friends  must quarrel with  him, and that will soon drive him away.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir;

we'll  send YOU to him.  If your company does  not drive a man out of his  house, nothing will.'  This was a

horrible shock, for which there was  no visible cause.  I afterwards  asked him why he had said so harsh a  thing.

JOHNSON.  Because,  Sir, you made me angry about the  Americans.'  BOSWELL.  'But why  did you not take

your revenge  directly?'  JOHNSON. (smiling,)  'Because, Sir, I had nothing ready.  A  man cannot strike till he

has his weapons.'  This was a candid and  pleasant confession. 

He shewed me tonight his drawingroom, very genteelly fitted up;  and said, 'Mrs. Thrale sneered when I

talked of my having asked you  and your lady to live at my house.  I was obliged to tell her, that  you would be

in as respectable a situation in my house as in hers.  Sir, the insolence of wealth will creep out.'  BOSWELL.

'She has a  little both of the insolence of wealth, and the conceit of parts.'  JOHNSON.  'The insolence of wealth

is a wretched thing; but the  conceit of parts has some foundation.  To be sure it should not be.  But who is

without it?'  BOSWELL.  'Yourself, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I  play no tricks: I lay no traps.'  BOSWELL.  'No,

Sir.  You  are six  feet high, and you only do not stoop.' 


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We talked of the numbers of people that sometimes have composed the  household of great families.  I

mentioned that there were a hundred  in the family of the present Earl of Eglintoune's father.  Dr.  Johnson

seeming to doubt it, I began to enumerate.  'Let us see: my  Lord and my Lady two.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, if

you are to count by  twos, you may be long enough.'  BOSWELL.  'Well, but now I add two  sons and seven

daughters, and a servant for each, that will make  twenty; so we have the fifth part already.'  JOHNSON.  'Very

true.  You get at twenty pretty readily; but you will not so easily get  further on.  We grow to five feet pretty

readily; but it is not so  easy to grow to seven.' 

On Monday, April 20, I found him at home in the morning.  We talked  of a gentleman who we apprehended

was gradually involving his  circumstances by bad management.  JOHNSON.  'Wasting a fortune is

evaporation by a thousand imperceptible means.  If it were a  stream,  they'd stop it.  You must speak to him.  It

is really  miserable.  Were  he a gamester, it could be said he had hopes of  winning.  Were he a  bankrupt in

trade, he might have grown rich;  but he has neither spirit  to spend nor resolution to spare.  He  does not spend

fast enough to  have pleasure from it.  He has the  crime of prodigality, and the  wretchedness of parsimony.  If a

man  is killed in a duel, he is killed  as many a one has been killed;  but it is a sad thing for a man to lie  down

and die; to bleed to  death, because he has not fortitude enough  to sear the wound, or  even to stitch it up.'  I

cannot but pause a  moment to admire the  fecundity of fancy, and choice of language, which  in this instance,

and, indeed, on almost all occasions, he displayed.  It was well  observed by Dr. Percy, now Bishop of

Dromore, 'The  conversation of  Johnson is strong and clear, and may be compared to an  antique  statue, where

every vein and muscle is distinct and bold.  Ordinary  conversation resembles an inferiour cast.' 

On Saturday, April 25, I dined with him at Sir Joshua Reynolds's,  with the learned Dr. Musgrave, Counsellor

Leland of Ireland, son to  the historian, Mrs. Cholmondeley, and some more ladies. 

'Demosthenes Taylor, as he was called, (that is, the Editor of  Demosthenes) was the most silent man, the

merest statue of a man  that  I have ever seen.  I once dined in company with him, and all  he said  during the

whole time was no more than Richard.  How a man  should say  only Richard, it is not easy to imagine.  But it

was  thus: Dr. Douglas  was talking of Dr. Zachary Grey, and ascribing to  him something that  was written by

Dr. Richard Grey.  So, to correct  him, Taylor said,  (imitating his affected sententious emphasis and  nod,)

"RICHARD."' 

Mrs. Cholmondeley, in a high flow of spirits, exhibited some lively  sallies of hyperbolical compliment to

Johnson, with whom she had  been  long acquainted, and was very easy.  He was quick in catching  the

MANNER of the moment, and answered her somewhat in the style of  the  hero of a romance, 'Madam, you

crown me with unfading laurels.' 

We talked of a lady's verses on Ireland.  MISS REYNOLDS.  'Have you  seen them, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'No,

Madam.  I have seen a translation  from Horace, by one of her daughters.  She shewed it me.'  MISS

REYNOLDS.  'And how was it, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, very well for a  young Miss's verses;that is to say,

compared with excellence,  nothing; but, very well, for the person who wrote them.  I am vexed  at being

shewn verses in that manner.'  MISS REYNOLDS.  'But if  they  should be good, why not give them hearty

praise?'  JOHNSON.  'Why,  Madam, because I have not then got the better of my bad  humour from  having

been shown them.  You must consider, Madam;  beforehand they may  be bad, as well as good.  Nobody has a

right to  put another under such  a difficulty, that he must either hurt the  person by telling the  truth, or hurt

himself by telling what is not  true.'  BOSWELL.  'A man  often shews his writings to people of  eminence, to

obtain from them,  either from their goodnature, or  from their not being able to tell  the truth firmly, a

commendation,  of which he may afterwards avail  himself.'  JOHNSON.  'Very true,  Sir.  Therefore the man,

who is asked  by an authour, what he thinks  of his work, is put to the torture, and  is not obliged to speak the

truth; so that what he says is not  considered as his opinion; yet  he has said it, and cannot retract it;  and this

authour, when  mankind are hunting him with a cannister at his  tail, can say, "I  would not have published, had

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as a very difficult question in conscience, whether  one  should advise a man not to publish a work, if profit be

his  object;  for the man may say, "Had it not been for you, I should have  had  the money."  Now you cannot be

sure; for you have only your own  opinion, and the publick may think very differently.'  SIR JOSHUA

REYNOLDS.  'You must upon such an occasion have two judgements; one  as to the real value of the work,

the other as to what may please  the  general taste at the time.'  JOHNSON.  'But you can be SURE of  neither;

and therefore I should scruple much to give a suppressive  vote.  Both Goldsmith's comedies were once

refused; his first by  Garrick, his second by Colman, who was prevailed on at last by much  solicitation, nay, a

kind of force, to bring it on.  His Vicar of  Wakefield I myself did not think would have had much success.  It

was  written and sold to a bookseller before his Traveller; but  published  after; so little expectation had the

bookseller from it.  Had it been  sold after the Traveller he might have had twice as  much money for it,  though

sixty guineas was no mean price.  The  bookseller had the  advantage of Goldsmith's reputation from The

Traveller in the sale,  though Goldsmith had it not in selling the  copy.'  SIR JOSHUA  REYNOLDS.  'The

Beggar's Opera affords a proof  how strangely people  will differ in opinion about a literary  performance.

Burke thinks it  has no merit.'  JOHNSON.  'It was  refused by one of the houses; but I  should have thought it

would  succeed, not from any great excellence in  the writing, but from the  novelty, and the general spirit and

gaiety  of the piece, which  keeps the audience always attentive, and dismisses  them in good  humour.' 

We went to the drawingroom, where was a considerable increase of  company.  Several of us got round Dr.

Johnson, and complained that  he  would not give us an exact catalogue of his works, that there  might be  a

complete edition.  He smiled, and evaded our entreaties.  That he  intended to do it, I have no doubt, because I

have heard  him say so;  and I have in my possession an imperfect list, fairly  written out,  which he entitles

Historia Studiorum.  I once got from  one of his  friends a list, which there was pretty good reason to  suppose

was  accurate, for it was written down in his presence by  this friend, who  enumerated each article aloud, and

had some of  them mentioned to him  by Mr. Levett, in concert with whom it was  made out; and Johnson, who

heard all this, did not contradict it.  But when I shewed a copy of  this list to him, and mentioned the  evidence

for its exactness, he  laughed, and said, 'I was willing to  let them go on as they pleased,  and never interfered.'

Upon which  I read it to him, article by  article, and got him positively to own  or refuse; and then, having

obtained certainty so far, I got some  other articles confirmed by him  directly; and afterwards, from time  to

time, made additions under his  sanction. 

The conversation having turned on BonMots, be quoted, from one of  the Ana, an exquisite instance of

flattery in a maid of honour in  France, who being asked by the Queen what o'clock it was, answered,  'What

your Majesty pleases.'  He admitted that Mr. Burke's  classical  pun upon Mr. Wilkes's being carried on the

shoulders of  the mob, 

    'Numerisque fertur

     Lege solutus,'

was admirable; and though he was strangely unwilling to allow to  that extraordinary man the talent of wit, he

also laughed with  approbation at another of his playful conceits; which was, that  'Horace has in one line

given a description of a good desirable  manour: 

    "Est modus in rebus, sunt certi denique fines;"

that is to say, a modus as to the tithes and certain fines.' 

He observed, 'A man cannot with propriety speak of himself, except  he relates simple facts; as, "I was at

Richmond:" or what depends  on  mensuration; as, "I am six feet high."  He is sure he has been  at  Richmond;

he is sure he is six feet high: but he cannot be sure  he is  wise, or that he has any other excellence.  Then, all

censure  of a  man's self is oblique praise.  It is in order to shew how much  he can  spare.  It has all the

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On Tuesday, April 28, he was engaged to dine at General Paoli's,  where, as I have already observed, I was

still entertained in  elegant  hospitality, and with all the ease and comfort of a home.  I called on  him, and

accompanied him in a hackneycoach.  We  stopped first at the  bottom of Hedgelane, into which he went to

leave a letter, 'with good  news for a poor man in distress,' as he  told me.  I did not question  him particularly as

to this.  He  himself often resembled Lady  Bolingbroke's Lively description of  Pope; that 'he was un politique

aux choux et aux raves.'  He would  say, 'I dine today in  Grosvenorsquare;' this might be with a  Duke: or,

perhaps, 'I dine  today at the other end of the town:'  or, 'A gentleman of great  eminence called on me

yesterday.'  He  loved thus to keep things  floating in conjecture: Omne ignotum pro  magnifico est.  I believe I

ventured to dissipate the cloud, to  unveil the mystery, more freely  and frequently than any of his  friends.  We

stopped again at  Wirgman's, the wellknown toyshop,  in St. James'sstreet, at the  corner of St.

James'splace, to which  he had been directed, but not  clearly, for he searched about some  time, and could not

find it at  first; and said, 'To direct one only  to a corner shop is TOYING with  one.'  I suppose he meant this as

a  play upon the word toy: it was the  first time that I knew him stoop  to such sport.  After he had been  some

time in the shop, he sent  for me to come out of the coach, and  help him to choose a pair of  silver buckles, as

those he had were too  small.  Probably this  alteration in dress had been suggested by Mrs.  Thrale, by

associating with whom, his external appearance was much  improved.  He got better cloaths; and the dark

colour, from which he  never  deviated, was enlivened by metal buttons.  His wigs, too, were  much  better; and

during their travels in France, he was furnished with  a  Parismade wig, of handsome construction.  This

choosing of silver  buckles was a negociation: 'Sir, (said he,) I will not have the  ridiculous large ones now in

fashion; and I will give no more than  a  guinea for a pair.'  Such were the PRINCIPLES of the business;  and,

after some examination, he was fitted.  As we drove along, I  found him  in a talking humour, of which I

availed myself.  BOSWELL.  'I was this  morning in Ridley's shop, Sir; and was told, that the  collection  called

Johnsoniana has sold very much.'  JOHNSON.  'Yet  the Journey to  the Hebrides has not had a great sale.'

BOSWELL.  'That is strange.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; for in that book I have  told the world a great  deal that

they did not know before.' 

BOSWELL.  'I drank chocolate, Sir, this morning with Mr. Eld; and,  to my no small surprize, found him to be

a Staffordshire Whig, a  being which I did not believe had existed.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there  are rascals in all

countries.'  BOSWELL.  'Eld said, a Tory was a  creature generated between a nonjuring parson and one's

grandmother.'  JOHNSON.  'And I have always said, the first Whig  was  the Devil.'  BOSWELL.  'He certainly

was, Sir.  The Devil was  impatient of subordination; he was the first who resisted power: 

    "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven."'

At General Paoli's were Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr. Langton, Marchese  Gherardi of Lombardy, and Mr. John

Spottiswoode the younger, of  Spottiswoode, the solicitor. 

We talked of drinking wine.  JOHNSON.  'I require wine only when I  am alone.  I have then often wished for

it, and often taken it.'  SPOTTISWOODE.  'What, by way of a companion, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'To  get  rid of

myself, to send myself away.  Wine gives great pleasure;  and  every pleasure is of itself a good.  It is a good,

unless  counterbalanced by evil.  A man may have a strong reason not to  drink  wine; and that may be greater

than the pleasure.  Wine makes  a man  better pleased with himself.  I do not say that it makes him  more

pleasing to others.  Sometimes it does.  But the danger is,  that while  a man grows better pleased with himself,

he may be  growing less  pleasing to others.  Wine gives a man nothing.  It  neither gives him  knowledge nor

wit; it only animates a man, and  enables him to bring  out what a dread of the company had repressed.  It only

puts in motion  what has been locked up in frost.  But this  may be good, or it may be  bad.'  SPOTTISWOODE.

'So, Sir, wine is a  key which opens a box; but  this box may be either full or empty.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir,

conversation is the key: wine is a picklock,  which forces open the  box and injures it.  A man should cultivate

his mind so as to have  that confidence and readiness without wine,  which wine gives.'  BOSWELL.  'The great

difficulty of resisting  wine is from  benevolence.  For instance, a good worthy man asks you  to taste his  wine,

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man's imagining  himself to be of more importance to others, than he  really is.  They  don't care a farthing

whether he drinks wine or  not.'  SIR JOSHUA  REYNOLDS.  'Yes, they do for the time.'  JOHNSON.  'For the

time!If  they care this minute, they forget it the next.  And as for the good  worthy man; how do you know

he is good and  worthy?  No good and worthy  man will insist upon another man's  drinking wine.  As to the

wine  twenty years in the cellar,of ten  men, three say this, merely  because they must say something;three

are telling a lie, when they  say they have had the wine twenty  years;three would rather save the

wine;one, perhaps, cares.  I  allow it is something to please one's  company: and people are  always pleased

with those who partake pleasure  with them.  But  after a man has brought himself to relinquish the  great

personal  pleasure which arises from drinking wine, any other  consideration  is a trifle.  To please others by

drinking wine, is  something only,  if there be nothing against it.  I should, however, be  sorry to  offend worthy

men: 

    "Curst be the verse, how well so e'er it flow,

     That tends to make one worthy man my foe."'

BOSWELL.  'Curst be the SPRING, the WATER.'  JOHNSON.  'But let us  consider what a sad thing it would

be, if we were obliged to drink  or  do any thing else that may happen to be agreeable to the company  where

we are.'  LANGTON.  'By the same rule you must join with a  gang of  cutpurses.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir: but

yet we must do  justice to wine;  we must allow it the power it possesses.  To make  a man pleased with  himself,

let me tell you, is doing a very great  thing; 

    "Si patriae volumus, si Nobis vivere cari."'

I was at this time myself a waterdrinker, upon trial, by Johnson's  recommendation.  JOHNSON.  'Boswell is a

bolder combatant than Sir  Joshua: he argues for wine without the help of wine; but Sir Joshua  with it.'  SIR

JOSHUA REYNOLDS.  'But to please one's company is a  strong motive.'  JOHNSON.  (who, from drinking

only water, supposed  every body who drank wine to be elevated,) 'I won't argue any more  with you, Sir.  You

are too far gone.'  SIR JOSHUA.  'I should have  thought so indeed, Sir, had I made such a speech as you have

now  done.'  JOHNSON.  (drawing himself in, and, I really thought  blushing,) 'Nay, don't be angry.  I did not

mean to offend you.'  SIR  JOSHUA.  'At first the taste of wine was disagreeable to me;  but I  brought myself to

drink it, that I might be like other  people.  The  pleasure of drinking wine is so connected with  pleasing your

company,  that altogether there is something of social  goodness in it.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, this is only saying the

same  thing over again.'  SIR  JOSHUA.  'No, this is new.'  JOHNSON.  'You  put it in new words, but  it is an old

thought.  This is one of the  disadvantages of wine.  It  makes a man mistake words for thoughts.'  BOSWELL.  'I

think it is a  new thought; at least, it is in a new  ATTITUDE.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir,  it is only in a new coat; or

an  old coat with a new facing.  (Then  laughing heartily,) It is the  old dog in a new doublet.An  extraordinary

instance however may  occur where a man's patron will do  nothing for him, unless he will  drink: THERE may

be a good reason for  drinking.' 

I mentioned a nobleman, who I believed was really uneasy if his  company would not drink hard.  JOHNSON.

'That is from having had  people about him whom he has been accustomed to command.'  BOSWELL.

'Supposing I should be teteatete with him at table.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there is no more reason for your

drinking with HIM, than his  being sober with YOU.'  BOSWELL.  'Why, that is true; for it would  do  him less

hurt to be sober, than it would do me to get drunk.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; and from what I have heard of him,

one would  not wish to  sacrifice himself to such a man.  If he must always  have somebody to  drink with him,

he should buy a slave, and then he  would be sure to  have it.  They who submit to drink as another  pleases,

make themselves  his slaves.'  Boswell.  'But, Sir, you  will surely make allowance for  the duty of hospitality.  A

gentleman who loves drinking, comes to  visit me.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  a man knows whom he visits; he comes

to  the table of a sober man.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, you and I should not  have been so well  received in the

Highlands and Hebrides, if I had not  drunk with our  worthy friends.  Had I drunk water only as you did,  they

would not  have been so cordial.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir William Temple  mentions that  in his travels through the

Netherlands he had two or  three  gentlemen with him; and when a bumper was necessary, he put it  on  THEM.


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Were I to travel again through the islands, I would have Sir  Joshua with me to take the bumpers.'  BOSWELL.

'But, Sir, let me  put  a case.  Suppose Sir Joshua should take a jaunt into Scotland;  he does  me the honour to

pay me a visit at my house in the country;  I am  overjoyed at seeing him; we are quite by ourselves, shall I

unsociably  and churlishly let him sit drinking by himself?  No, no,  my dear Sir  Joshua, you shall not be

treated so, I WILL take a  bottle with you.' 

On Wednesday, April 29, I dined with him at Mr. Allan Ramsay's,  where were Lord Binning, Dr. Robertson

the historian, Sir Joshua  Reynolds, and the Honourable Mrs. Boscawen, widow of the Admiral,  and  mother of

the present Viscount Falmouth; of whom, if it be not  presumptuous in me to praise her, I would say, that her

manners are  the most agreeable, and her conversation the best, of any lady with  whom I ever had the

happiness to be acquainted.  Before Johnson  came  we talked a good deal of him; Ramsay said he had always

found  him a  very polite man, and that he treated him with great respect,  which he  did very sincerely.  I said I

worshipped him.  ROBERTSON.  'But some of  you spoil him; you should not worship him; you should

worship no man.'  BOSWELL.  'I cannot help worshipping him, he is  so much superiour to  other men.'

ROBERTSON.  In criticism, and in  wit in conversation, he  is no doubt very excellent; but in other  respects he

is not above  other men; he will believe any thing, and  will strenuously defend the  most minute circumstance

connected with  the Church of England.'  BOSWELL.  'Believe me, Doctor, you are  much mistaken as to this;

for  when you talk with him calmly in  private, he is very liberal in his  way of thinking.'  ROBERTSON.  'He

and I have been always very  gracious; the first time I met him  was one evening at Strahan's, when  he had just

had an unlucky  altercation with Adam Smith, to whom he had  been so rough, that  Strahan, after Smith was

gone, had remonstrated  with him, and told  him that I was coming soon, and that he was uneasy  to think that

he  might behave in the same manner to me.  "No, no, Sir,  (said  Johnson,) I warrant you Robertson and I shall

do very well."  Accordingly he was gentle and goodhumoured, and courteous with me  the whole evening;

and he has been so upon every occasion that we  have met since.  I have often said (laughing,) that I have been

in  a  great measure indebted to Smith for my good reception.'  BOSWELL.  'His  power of reasoning is very

strong, and he has a peculiar art  of  drawing characters, which is as rare as good portrait painting.'  SIR

JOSHUA REYNOLDS.  'He is undoubtedly admirable in this; but, in  order  to mark the characters which he

draws, he overcharges them,  and gives  people more than they really have, whether of good or  bad.' 

No sooner did he, of whom we had been thus talking so easily,  arrive, than we were all as quiet as a school

upon the entrance of  the headmaster; and were very soon set down to a table covered  with  such variety of

good things, as contributed not a little to  dispose  him to be pleased. 

RAMSAY.  'I am old enough to have been a contemporary of Pope.  His  poetry was highly admired in his

lifetime, more a great deal than  after his death.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it has not been less admired  since  his

death; no authours ever had so much fame in their own  lifetime as  Pope and Voltaire; and Pope's poetry has

been as much  admired since  his death as during his life; it has only not been as  much talked of,  but that is

owing to its being now more distant,  and people having  other writings to talk of.  Virgil is less talked  of than

Pope, and  Homer is less talked of than Virgil; but they are  not less admired.  We must read what the world

reads at the moment.  It has been  maintained that this superfoetation, this teeming of  the press in  modern

times, is prejudicial to good literature,  because it obliges us  to read so much of what is of inferiour  value, in

order to be in the  fashion; so that better works are  neglected for want of time, because  a man will have more

gratification of his vanity in conversation, from  having read  modern books, than from having read the best

works of  antiquity.  But it must be considered, that we have now more knowledge  generally diffused; all our

ladies read now, which is a great  extension.  Modern writers are the moons of literature; they shine  with

reflected light, with light borrowed from the ancients.  Greece  appears to me to be the fountain of knowledge;

Rome of  elegance.'  RAMSAY.  'I suppose Homer's Iliad to be a collection of  pieces which  had been written

before his time.  I should like to  see a translation  of it in poetical prose like the book of Ruth or  Job.'

ROBERTSON.  'Would you, Dr. Johnson, who are master of the  English language, but  try your hand upon a

part of it.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you could not read  it without the pleasure of verse. 


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Dr. Robertson expatiated on the character of a certain nobleman;  that he was one of the strongestminded

men that ever lived; that  he  would sit in company quite sluggish, while there was nothing to  call  forth his

intellectual vigour; but the moment that any  important  subject was started, for instance, how this country is to

be defended  against a French invasion, he would rouse himself, and  shew his  extraordinary talents with the

most powerful ability and  animation.  JOHNSON.  'Yet this man cut his own throat.  The true  strong and  sound

mind is the mind that can embrace equally great  things and  small.  Now I am told the King of Prussia will say

to a  servant,  "Bring me a bottle of such a wine, which came in such a  year; it lies  in such a corner of the

cellars."  I would have a man  great in great  things, and elegant in little things.'  He said to  me afterwards, when

we were by ourselves, 'Robertson was in a  mighty romantick humour, he  talked of one whom he did not

know; but  I DOWNED him with the King of  Prussia.'  'Yes, Sir, (said I,) you  threw a BOTTLE at his head.' 

An ingenious gentleman was mentioned, concerning whom both  Robertson and Ramsay agreed that he had a

constant firmness of  mind;  for after a laborious day, and amidst a multiplicity of cares  and  anxieties, he

would sit down with his sisters and he quite  cheerful  and goodhumoured.  Such a disposition, it was

observed,  was a happy  gift of nature.  JOHNSON.  'I do not think so; a man  has from nature a  certain portion

of mind; the use he makes of it  depends upon his own  free will.  That a man has always the same  firmness of

mind I do not  say; because every man feels his mind  less firm at one time than  another; but I think a man's

being in a  good or bad humour depends  upon his will.'  I, however, could not  help thinking that a man's

humour is often uncontroulable by his  will. 

Next day, Thursday, April 30, I found him at home by himself.  JOHNSON.  'Well, Sir, Ramsay gave us a

splendid dinner.  I love  Ramsay.  You will not find a man in whose conversation there is  more  instruction,

more information, and more elegance, than in  Ramsay's.'  BOSWELL.  'What I admire in Ramsay, is his

continuing  to be so  young.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, yes, Sir, it is to be admired.  I  value  myself upon this, that there

is nothing of the old man in my  conversation.  I am now sixtyeight, and I have no more of it than  at

twentyeight.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, would not you wish to know  old  age?  He who is never an old man, does

not know the whole of  human  life; for old age is one of the divisions of it.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir,  what talk is

this?'  BOSWELL.  'I mean, Sir, the  Sphinx's description  of it;morning, noon, and night.  I would  know

night, as well as  morning and noon.'  JOHNSON.  'What, Sir,  would you know what it is to  feel the evils of old

age?  Would you  have the gout?  Would you have  decrepitude?'Seeing him heated, I  would not argue any

farther; but I  was confident that I was in the  right.  I would, in due time, be a  Nestor, an elder of the people;

and there SHOULD be some difference  between the conversation of  twentyeight and sixtyeight.  A grave

picture should not be gay.  There is a serene, solemn, placid old age.  JOHNSON.  'Mrs.  Thrale's mother said of

me what flattered me much.  A  clergyman was  complaining of want of society in the country where he  lived;

and  said, "They talk of RUNTS;" (that is, young cows).  "Sir,  (said  Mrs. Salusbury,) Mr. Johnson would learn

to talk of runts:"  meaning  that I was a man who would make the most of my situation,  whatever  it was.'  He

added, 'I think myself a very polite man.' 

On Saturday, May 2, I dined with him at Sir Joshua Reynolds's,  where there was a very large company, and a

great deal of  conversation; but owing to some circumstance which I cannot now  recollect, I have no record of

any part of it, except that there  were  several people there by no means of the Johnsonian school; so  that  less

attention was paid to him than usual, which put him out  of  humour; and upon some imaginary offence from

me, he attacked me  with  such rudeness, that I was vexed and angry, because it gave  those  persons an

opportunity of enlarging upon his supposed  ferocity, and  ill treatment of his best friends.  I was so much  hurt,

and had my  pride so much roused, that I kept away from him  for a week; and,  perhaps, might have kept away

much longer, nay,  gone to Scotland  without seeing him again, had not we fortunately  met and been

reconciled.  To such unhappy chances are human  friendships liable. 

On Friday, May 8, I dined with him at Mr. Langton's.  I was  reserved and silent, which I suppose he

perceived, and might  recollect the cause.  After dinner when Mr. Langton was called out  of  the room, and we

were by ourselves, he drew his chair near to  mine,  and said, in a tone of conciliating courtesy, 'Well, how


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have  you  done?'  Boswell.  'Sir, you have made me very uneasy by your  behaviour  to me when we were last at

Sir Joshua Reynolds's.  You  know, my dear  Sir, no man has a greater respect and affection for  you, or would

sooner go to the end of the world to serve you.  Now  to treat me  so.'  He insisted that I had interrupted him,

which I  assured him  was not the case; and proceeded'But why treat me so  before people  who neither love

you nor me?'  JOHNSON.  'Well, I am  sorry for it.  I'll make it up to you twenty different ways, as you  please.'

BOSWELL.  'I said today to Sir Joshua, when he observed  that you  TOSSED me sometimesI don't care

how often, or how high  he tosses me,  when only friends are present, for then I fall upon  soft ground: but I  do

not like falling on stones, which is the case  when enemies are  present.I think this a pretty good image, Sir.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, it  is one of the happiest I have ever heard.' 

The truth is, there was no venom in the wounds which he inflicted  at any time, unless they were irritated by

some malignant infusion  by  other hands.  We were instantly as cordial again as ever, and  joined  in hearty

laugh at some ludicrous but innocent peculiarities  of one of  our friends.  BOSWELL.  'Do you think, Sir, it is

always  culpable to  laugh at a man to his face?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, that  depends upon  the man and the

thing.  If it is a slight man, and a  slight thing, you  may; for you take nothing valuable from him.' 

When Mr. Langton returned to us, the 'flow of talk' went on.  An  eminent authour being

mentioned;JOHNSON.  'He is not a pleasant  man.  His conversation is neither instructive nor brilliant.  He

does  not talk as if impelled by any fulness of knowledge or  vivacity of  imagination.  His conversation is like

that of any  other sensible man.  He talks with no wish either to inform or to  hear, but only because  he thinks it

does not become    to sit in a company and say  nothing.' 

Mr. Langton having repeated the anecdote of Addison having  distinguished between his powers in

conversation and in writing, by  saying 'I have only ninepence in my pocket; but I can draw for a  thousand

pounds;'JOHNSON.  'He had not that retort ready, Sir; he  had prepared it beforehand.'  LANGTON.

(turning to me,) 'A fine  surmise.  Set a thief to catch a thief.' 

JOHNSON.  'I shall be at home tomorrow.'  BOSWELL.  'Then let us  dine by ourselves at the Mitre, to keep

up the old custom, "the  custom of the manor," the custom of the mitre.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, so  it shall be.' 

On Saturday, May 9, we fulfilled our purpose of dining by ourselves  at the Mitre, according to old custom.

There was, on these  occasions, a little circumstance of kind attention to Mrs.  Williams,  which must not be

omitted.  Before coming out, and  leaving her to dine  alone, he gave her her choice of a chicken, a  sweetbread,

or any other  little nice thing, which was carefully  sent to her from the tavern,  readydrest. 

On Tuesday, May 12, I waited on the Earl of Marchmont, to know if  his Lordship would favour Dr. Johnson

with information concerning  Pope, whose Life he was about to write.  Johnson had not flattered  himself with

the hopes of receiving any civility from this  nobleman;  for he said to me, when I mentioned Lord Marchmont

as one  who could  tell him a great deal about Pope,'Sir, he will tell ME  nothing.'  I  had the honour of being

known to his Lordship, and  applied to him of  myself, without being commissioned by Johnson.  His Lordship

behaved in  the most polite and obliging manner,  promised to tell all he  recollected about Pope, and was so

very  courteous as to say, 'Tell Dr.  Johnson I have a great respect for  him, and am ready to shew it in any  way

I can.  I am to be in the  city tomorrow, and will call at his  house as I return.'  His  Lordship however asked,

'Will he write the  Lives of the Poets  impartially?  He was the first that brought Whig  and Tory into a

Dictionary.  And what do you think of his definition  of Excise?  Do  you know the history of his aversion to the

word  transpire?'  Then  taking down the folio Dictionary, he shewed it with  this censure on  its secondary

sense: '"To escape from secrecy to  notice; a sense  lately innovated from France, without necessity."  The  truth

was  Lord Bolingbroke, who left the Jacobites, first used it;  therefore,  it was to be condemned.  He should have

shewn what word  would do  for it, if it was unnecessary.'  I afterwards put the  question to  Johnson: 'Why, Sir,

(said he,) GET ABROAD.'  BOSWELL.  'That, Sir,  is using two words.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, there is no end of

this.  You  may as well insist to have a word for old age.'  BOSWELL.  'Well,  Sir, Senectus.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,


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Sir, to insist always that  there  should be one word to express a thing in English, because there  is  one in

another language, is to change the language.' 

I proposed to Lord Marchmont that he should revise Johnson's Life  of Pope: 'So (said his Lordship,) you

would put me in a dangerous  situation.  You know he knocked down Osborne the bookseller.' 

Elated with the success of my spontaneous exertion to procure  material and respectable aid to Johnson for his

very favourite  work,  The Lives of the Poets, I hastened down to Mr. Thrale's at  Streatham,  where he now

was, that I might insure his being at home  next day; and  after dinner, when I thought he would receive the

good news in the  best humour, I announced it eagerly: 'I have been  at work for you  today, Sir.  I have been

with Lord Marchmont.  He  bade me tell you he  has a great respect for you, and will call on  you tomorrow at

one  o'clock, and communicate all he knows about  Pope.'Here I paused, in  full expectation that he would be

pleased  with this intelligence,  would praise my active merit, and would be  alert to embrace such an  offer

from a nobleman.  But whether I had  shewn an overexultation,  which provoked his spleen; or whether he

was seized with a suspicion  that I had obtruded him on Lord  Marchmont, and humbled him too much;  or

whether there was any thing  more than an unlucky fit of illhumour,  I know not; but, to my  surprize, the

result was,JOHNSON.  'I shall  not be in town to  morrow.  I don't care to know about Pope.'  MRS.

THRALE.  (surprized as I was, and a little angry,) 'I suppose, Sir, Mr.  Boswell thought, that as you are to

write Pope's Life, you would  wish  to know about him.'  JOHNSON.  'Wish! why yes.  If it rained  knowledge  I'd

hold out my hand; but I would not give myself the  trouble to go in  quest of it.'  There was no arguing with him

at  the moment.  Some time  afterwards he said, 'Lord Marchmont will  call on me, and then I shall  call on Lord

Marchmont.'  Mr. Thrale  was uneasy at his unaccountable  caprice; and told me, that if I did  not take care to

bring about a  meeting between Lord Marchmont and  him, it would never take place,  which would be a great

pity.  I  sent a card to his Lordship, to be  left at Johnson's house,  acquainting him, that Dr. Johnson could not

be in town next day,  but would do himself the honour of waiting on him  at another time.  I give this account

fairly, as a specimen of that  unhappy temper  with which this great and good man had occasionally to

struggle,  from something morbid in his constitution.  Let the most  censorious  of my readers suppose himself

to have a violent fit of the  tooth  ach, or to have received a severe stroke on the shinbone, and  when  in such

a state to be asked a question; and if he has any  candour,  he will not be surprized at the answers which

Johnson  sometimes  gave in moments of irritation, which, let me assure them, is  exquisitely painful.  But it

must not be erroneously supposed that  he  was, in the smallest degree, careless concerning any work which  he

undertook, or that he was generally thus peevish.  It will be  seen,  that in the following year he had a very

agreeable interview  with Lord  Marchmont, at his Lordship's house; and this very  afternoon he soon  forgot

any fretfulness, and fell into  conversation as usual. 

JOHNSON.  'How foolish was it in Pope to give all his friendship to  Lords, who thought they honoured him

by being with him; and to  choose  such Lords as Burlington, and Cobham, and Bolingbroke!  Bathurst was

negative, a pleasing man; and I have heard no ill of  Marchmont; and  then always saying, "I do not value you

for being a  Lord;" which was a  sure proof that he did.  I never say, I do not  value Boswell more for  being born

to an estate, because I do not  care.'  BOSWELL.  'Nor for  being a Scotchman?'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Sir, I do

value you more for  being a Scotchman.  You are a  Scotchman without the faults of a  Scotchman.  You would

not have  been so valuable as you are, had you  not been a Scotchman.' 

Amongst the numerous prints pasted on the walls of the diningroom  at Streatham, was Hogarth's 'Modern

Midnight Conversation.'  I  asked  him what he knew of Parson Ford, who makes a conspicuous  figure in the

riotous group.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, he was my  acquaintance and relation,  my mother's nephew.  He had purchased

a  living in the country, but not  simoniacally.  I never saw him but  in the country.  I have been told  he was a

man of great parts; very  profligate, but I never heard he was  impious.'  BOSWELL.  'Was  there not a story of

his ghost having  appeared?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  it was believed.  A waiter at the Hummums,  in which house Ford

died, had been absent for some time, and returned,  not knowing that  Ford was dead.  Going down to the cellar,

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some of the people of the house what Ford  could  be doing there.  They told him Ford was dead.  The waiter

took a  fever, in which he lay for some time.  When he recovered, he said  he  had a message to deliver to some

women from Ford; but he was not  to  tell what, or to whom.  He walked out; he was followed; but  somewhere

about St. Paul's they lost him.  He came back, and said  he had  delivered the message, and the women

exclaimed, "Then we are  all  undone!"  Dr. Pellet, who was not a credulous man, inquired  into the  truth of this

story, and he said, the evidence was  irresistible.  My  wife went to the Hummums; (it is a place where  people

get themselves  cupped.)  I believe she went with intention  to hear about this story  of Ford.  At first they were

unwilling to  tell her; but, after they  had talked to her, she came away  satisfied that it was true.  To be  sure the

man had a fever; and  this vision may have been the beginning  of it.  But if the message  to the women, and

their behaviour upon it,  were true as related,  there was something supernatural.  That rests  upon his word; and

there it remains.' 

I staid all this day* with him at Streatham.  He talked a great  deal, in very good humour. 

* Wednesday, May 13.ED. 

Looking at Messrs. Dilly's splendid edition of Lord Chesterfield's  miscellaneous works, he laughed, and said,

'Here now are two  speeches  ascribed to him, both of which were written by me: and the  best of it  is, they

have found out that one is like Demosthenes,  and the other  like Cicero.' 

BOSWELL.  'Is not modesty natural?'  JOHNSON.  'I cannot say, Sir,  as we find no people quite in a state of

nature; but I think the  more  they are taught, the more modest they are.  The French are a  gross,  illbred,

untaught people; a lady there will spit on the  floor and rub  it with her foot.  What I gained by being in France

was, learning to  be better satisfied with my own country.  Time may  be employed to more  advantage from

nineteen to twentyfour almost  in any way than in  travelling; when you set travelling against mere  negation,

against  doing nothing, it is better to be sure; but how  much more would a  young man improve were he to

study during those  years.  Indeed, if a  young man is wild, and must run after women  and bad company, it is

better this should be done abroad, as, on  his return, he can break off  such connections, and begin at home a

new man, with a character to  form, and acquaintances to make.  How  little does travelling supply to  the

conversation of any man who  has travelled; how little to  Beauclerk!'  BOSWELL.  'What say you  to Lord

?'  JOHNSON.  'I  never but once heard him talk of  what he had seen, and that was of a  large serpent in

one of the  Pyramids of Egypt.'  BOSWELL.  'Well, I  happened to hear him tell  the same thing, which made me

mention him.' 

I talked of a country life.  JOHNSON.  'Were I to live in the  country, I would not devote myself to the

acquisition of  popularity;  I would live in a much better way, much more happily; I  would have my  time at my

own command.'  BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, is it  not a sad thing  to be at a distance from all our literary friends?'

JOHNSON.  'Sir,  you will by and by have enough of this  conversation, which now  delights you so much.' 

As he was a zealous friend of subordination, he was at all times  watchful to repress the vulgar cant against the

manners of the  great;  'High people, Sir, (said he,) are the best; take a hundred  ladies of  quality, you'll find

them better wives, better mothers,  more willing  to sacrifice their own pleasure to their children than  a

hundred other  women.  Tradeswomen (I mean the wives of tradesmen)  in the city, who  are worth from ten to

fifteen thousand pounds, are  the worst creatures  upon the earth, grossly ignorant, and thinking  viciousness

fashionable.  Farmers, I think, are often worthless  fellows.  Few  lords will cheat; and, if they do, they'll be

ashamed  of it: farmers  cheat and are not ashamed of it: they have all the  sensual vices too  of the nobility, with

cheating into the bargain.  There is as much  fornication and adultery among farmers as amongst  noblemen.'

BOSWELL.  'The notion of the world, Sir, however is,  that the morals of women  of quality are worse than

those in lower  stations.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Sir, the licentiousness of one woman of  quality makes more noise

than  that of a number of women in lower  stations; then, Sir, you are to  consider the malignity of women in

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their coachmen to bed.  No,  Sir, so far as I have observed, the higher  in rank, the richer  ladies are, they are the

better instructed and the  more virtuous.' 

On Tuesday, May 19, I was to set out for Scotland in the evening.  He was engaged to dine with me at Mr.

Dilly's, I waited upon him to  remind him of his appointment and attend him thither; he gave me  some  salutary

counsel, and recommended vigorous resolution against  any  deviation from moral duty.  BOSWELL.  'But you

would not have  me to  bind myself by a solemn obligation?'  JOHNSON.  (much  agitated,)  'What! a vowO,

no, Sir, a vow is a horrible thing, it  is a snare for  sin.  The man who cannot go to Heaven without a vow

may go'  Here,  standing erect, in the middle of his library, and  rolling grand, his  pause was truly a curious

compound of the solemn  and the ludicrous; he  halfwhistled in his usual way, when  pleasant, and he paused,

as if  checked by religious awe.  Methought  he would have addedto Hellbut  was restrained.  I humoured

the  dilemma.  'What!  Sir, (said I,) In  caelum jusseris ibit?' alluding  to his imitation of it, 

    'And bid him go to Hell, to Hell he goes.'

We had a quiet comfortable meeting at Mr. Dilly's; nobody there but  ourselves.  My illustrious friend and I

parted with assurances of  affectionate regard. 

Mr. Langton has been pleased, at my request, to favour me with some  particulars of Dr. Johnson's visit to

Warleycamp, where this  gentleman was at the time stationed as a Captain in the  Lincolnshire  militia.  I shall

give them in his own words in a  letter to me. 

'It was in the summer of the year 1778, that he complied with my  invitation to come down to the Camp at

Warley, and he staid with me  about a week; the scene appeared, notwithstanding a great degree of  ill health

that he seemed to labour under, to interest and amuse  him,  as agreeing with the disposition that I believe you

know he  constantly  manifested towards enquiring into subjects of the  military kind.  He  sate, with a patient

degree of attention, to  observe the proceedings  of a regimental courtmartial, that  happened to be called, in

the time  of his stay with us; and one  night, as late as at eleven o'clock, he  accompanied the Major of  the

regiment in going what are styled the  Rounds, where he might  observe the forms of visiting the guards, for

the seeing that they  and their sentries are ready in their duty on  their several posts.  He took occasion to

converse at times on military  topicks, one in  particular, that I see the mention of, in your Journal  of a Tour to

the Hebrides, which lies open before me, as to  gunpowder; which he  spoke of to the same effect, in part,

that you  relate. 

'On one occasion, when the regiment were going through their  exercise, he went quite close to the men at one

of the extremities  of  it, and watched all their practices attentively; and, when he  came  away, his remark was,

"The men indeed do load their muskets  and fire  with wonderful celerity."  He was likewise particular in

requiring to  know what was the weight of the musquet balls in use,  and within what  distance they might be

expected to take effect when  fired off. 

'In walking among the tents, and observing the difference between  those of the officers and private men, he

said that the superiority  of accommodation of the better conditions of life, to that of the  inferiour ones, was

never exhibited to him in so distinct a view.  The  civilities paid to him in the camp were, from the gentlemen

of  the  Lincolnshire regiment, one of the officers of which  accommodated him  with a tent in which he slept;

and from General  Hall, who very  courteously invited him to dine with him, where he  appeared to be very

well pleased with his entertainment, and the  civilities he received on  the part of the General; the attention

likewise, of the General's  aidedecamp, Captain Smith, seemed to  be very welcome to him, as  appeared by

their engaging in a great  deal of discourse together.' 

We surely cannot but admire the benevolent exertions of this great  and good man, especially when we

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perpetual jarring of those whom he charitably accommodated  under  his roof.  He has sometimes suffered me

to talk jocularly of  his group  of females, and call them his Seraglio.  He thus mentions  them,  together with

honest Levett, in one of his letters to Mrs.  Thrale:  'Williams hates every body; Levett hates Desmoulins, and

does not love  Williams; Desmoulins hates them both; Poll* loves  none of them.'** 

* Miss Carmichael. 

** A year later he wrote: At Boltcourt there is much malignity,  but of late little hostility.'ED. 

In 1779, Johnson gave the world a luminous proof that the vigour of  his mind in all its faculties, whether

memory, judgement, or  imagination, was not in the least abated; for this year came out  the  first four volumes

of his Prefaces, biographical and critical,  to the  most eminent of the English Poets, published by the

booksellers of  London.  The remaining volumes came out in the year  1780.  The Poets  were selected by the

several booksellers who had  the honorary copy  right, which is still preserved among them by  mutual

compact,  notwithstanding the decision of the House of Lords  against the  perpetuity of Literary Property.  We

have his own  authority, that by  his recommendation the poems of Blackmore,  Watts, Pomfret, and Yalden,

were added to the collection. 

On the 22nd of January, I wrote to him on several topicks, and  mentioned that as he had been so good as to

permit me to have the  proof sheets of his Lives of the Poets, I had written to his  servant,  Francis, to take care

of them for me. 

On the 23rd of February I wrote to him again, complaining of his  silence, as I had heard he was ill, and had

written to Mr. Thrale,  for information concerning him; and I announced my intention of  soon  being again in

London. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,Why should you take such delight to make a bustle, to  write to Mr. Thrale that I am negligent,

and to Francis to do what  is  so very unnecessary.  Thrale, you may be sure, cared not about  it; and  I shall

spare Francis the trouble, by ordering a set both  of the Lives  and Poets to dear Mrs. Boswell,* in

acknowledgement of  her marmalade.  Persuade her to accept them, and accept them  kindly.  If I thought  she

would receive them scornfully, I would  send them to Miss Boswell,  who, I hope, has yet none of her

mamma's  illwill to me. . . . 

'Mrs. Thrale waits in the coach.  I am, dear Sir, 

'March 13, 1779.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

* He sent a set elegantly bound and gilt, which was received as a  very handsome present.BOSWELL 

This letter crossed me on the road to London, where I arrived on  Monday, March 15, and next morning at a

late hour, found Dr.  Johnson  sitting over his tea, attended by Mrs. Desmoulins, Mr.  Levett, and a  clergyman,

who had come to submit some poetical  pieces to his  revision.  It is wonderful what a number and variety  of

writers, some  of them even unknown to him, prevailed on his  goodnature to look over  their works, and

suggest corrections and  improvements.  My arrival  interrupted for a little while the  important business of this

true  representative of Bayes; upon its  being resumed, I found that the  subject under immediate  consideration

was a tanslation, yet in  manuscript, of the Carmen  Seculare of Horace, which had this year been  set to

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Signor Baretti.  When  Johnson had  done reading, the authour asked him bluntly, 'If upon the  whole it  was a

good translation?'  Johnson, whose regard for truth was  uncommonly strict, seemed to be puzzled for a

moment, what answer  to  make; as he certainly could not honestly commend the  performance: with  exquisite

address he evaded the question thus,  'Sir, I do not say that  it may not be made a very good  translation.'  Here

nothing whatever in  favour of the performance  was affirmed, and yet the writer was not  shocked.  A printed

Ode to  the Warlike Genius of Britain, came next in  review; the bard was a  lank bony figure, with short black

hair; he was  writhing himself in  agitation, while Johnson read, and shewing his  teeth in a grin of  earnestness,

exclaimed in broken sentences, and in  a keen sharp  tone, 'Is that poetry, Sir?Is it Pindar?'  JOHNSON.

'Why, Sir,  there is here a great deal of what is called poetry.'  Then,  turning to me, the poet cried, 'My muse

has not been long upon  the  town, and (pointing to the Ode) it trembles under the hand of the  great critick.'

Johnson, in a tone of displeasure, asked him, 'Why  do you praise Anson?'  I did not trouble him by asking his

reason  for  this question.  He proceeded, 'Here is an errour, Sir; you have  made  Genius feminine.'  'Palpable,

Sir; (cried the enthusiast,) I  know it.  But (in a lower tone,) it was to pay a compliment to the  Duchess of

Devonshire, with which her Grace was pleased.  She is  walking across  Coxheath, in the military uniform, and

I suppose her  to be the Genius  of Britain.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you are giving a  reason for it; but that  will not

make it right.  You may have a  reason why two and two should  make five; but they will still make  but four.' 

Although I was several times with him in the course of the  following days, such it seems were my

occupations, or such my  negligence, that I have preserved no memorial of his conversation  till Friday, March

26, when I visited him.  He said he expected to  be  attacked on account of his Lives of the Poets.  'However

(said  he,) I  would rather be attacked than unnoticed.  For the worst  thing you can  do to an authour is to be

silent as to his works.  An  assault upon a  town is a bad thing; but starving it is still worse;  an assault may be

unsuccessful; you may have more men killed than  you kill; but if you  starve the town, you are sure of

victory.' 

Talking of a friend of ours associating with persons of very  discordant principles and characters; I said he

was a very  universal  man, quite a man of the world.  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; but  one may be so  much a man of

the world as to be nothing in the  world.  I remember a  passage in Goldsmith's Vicar of Wakefield,  which he

was afterwards  fool enough to expunge: "I do not love a  man who is zealous for  nothing."'  BOSWELL.  'That

was a fine  passage.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir:  there was another fine passage too,  which be struck out: "When I

was a  young man, being anxious to  distinguish myself, I was perpetually  starting new propositions.  But I

soon gave this over; for, I found  that generally what was new  was false."'  I said I did not like to sit  with

people of whom I  had not a good opinion.  JOHNSON.  'But you must  not indulge your  delicacy too much; or

you will be a teteatete man  all your life.' 

During my stay in London this spring, I find I was unaccountably  negligent in preserving Johnson's sayings,

more so than at any time  when I was happy enough to have an opportunity of hearing his  wisdom  and wit.

There is no help for it now.  I must content  myself with  presenting such scraps as I have.  But I am

nevertheless ashamed and  vexed to think how much has been lost.  It  is not that there was a bad  crop this year;

but that I was not  sufficiently careful in gathering  it in.  I, therefore, in some  instances can only exhibit a few

detached fragments. 

Talking of the wonderful concealment of the authour of the  celebrated letters signed Junius; he said, 'I should

have believed  Burke to be Junius, because I know no man but Burke who is capable  of  writing these letters;

but Burke spontaneously denied it to me.  The  case would have been different had I asked him if he was the

authour;  a man so questioned, as to an anonymous publication, may  think he has  a right to deny it.' 

On Wednesday, March 31, when I visited him, and confessed an excess  of which I had very seldom been

guilty; that I had spent a whole  night in playing at cards, and that I could not look back on it  with  satisfaction;

instead of a harsh animadversion, he mildly  said, 'Alas,  Sir, on how few things can we look back with

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On Friday, April 2, being GoodFriday, I visited him in the morning  as usual; and finding that we insensibly

fell into a train of  ridicule upon the foibles of one of our friends, a very worthy man,  I, by way of a check,

quoted some good admonition from The  Government  of the Tongue, that very pious book.  It happened also

remarkably  enough, that the subject of the sermon preached to us  today by Dr.  Burrows, the rector of St.

Clement Danes, was the  certainty that at  the last day we must give an account of 'the  deeds done in the body;'

and, amongst various acts of culpability  he mentioned evilspeaking.  As we were moving slowly along in the

crowd from church, Johnson  jogged my elbow, and said, 'Did you  attend to the sermon?'  'Yes, Sir,  (said I,) it

was very applicable  to US.'  He, however, stood upon the  defensive.  'Why, Sir, the  sense of ridicule is given

us, and may be  lawfully used.  The  authour of The Government of the Tongue would have  us treat all men

alike.' 

In the interval between morning and evening service, he endeavoured  to employ himself earnestly in

devotional exercises; and as he has  mentioned in his Prayers and Meditations, gave me Les Pensees de

Paschal, that I might not interrupt him.  I preserve the book with  reverence.  His presenting it to me is marked

upon it with his own  hand, and I have found in it a truly divine unction.  We went to  church again in the

afternoon. 

On Wednesday, April 7, I dined with him at Sir Joshua Reynolds's.  I have not marked what company was

there.  Johnson harangued upon  the  qualities of different liquors; and spoke with great contempt  of  claret, as

so weak, that a man would be drowned by it before it  made  him drunk.'  He was persuaded to drink one glass

of it, that  he might  judge, not from recollection, which might be dim, but from  immediate  sensation.  He

shook his head, and said, 'Poor stuff!  No, Sir, claret  is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who  aspires to

be a hero  (smiling), must drink brandy.  In the first  place, the flavour of  brandy is most grateful to the palate;

and  then brandy will do soonest  for a man what drinking CAN do for him.  There are, indeed, few who are

able to drink brandy.  That is a  power rather to be wished for than  attained.  And yet, (proceeded  he,) as in all

pleasure hope is a  considerable part, I know not but  fruition comes too quick by brandy.  Florence wine I think

the  worst; it is wine only to the eye; it is  wine neither while you are  drinking it, nor after you have drunk it;  it

neither pleases the  taste, nor exhilarates the spirits.'  I  reminded him how heartily  he and I used to drink wine

together, when  we were first  acquainted; and how I used to have a headache after  sitting up  with him.  He

did not like to have this recalled, or,  perhaps,  thinking that I boasted improperly, resolved to have a witty

stroke  at me: 'Nay, Sir, it was not the WINE that made your head ache,  but  the SENSE that I put into it.'

BOSWELL.  'What, Sir! will sense  make the head ache?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, (with a smile,) when it  is  not

used to it.'No man who has a true relish of pleasantry  could be  offended at this; especially if Johnson in a

long intimacy  had given  him repeated proofs of his regard and good estimation.  I  used to say,  that as he had

given me a thousand pounds in praise,  he had a good  right now and then to take a guinea from me. 

On Thursday, April 8, I dined with him at Mr. Allan Ramsay's, with  Lord Graham and some other company.

We talked of Shakspeare's  witches.  JOHNSON.  'They are beings of his own creation; they are  a  compound of

malignity and meanness, without any abilities; and  are  quite different from the Italian magician.  King James

says in  his  Daemonology, 'Magicians command the devils: witches are their  servants.  The Italian magicians

are elegant beings.'  RAMSAY.  'Opera  witches, not Drurylane witches.'  Johnson observed, that  abilities

might be employed in a narrow sphere, as in getting  money, which he  said he believed no man could do,

without vigorous  parts, though  concentrated to a point.  RAMSAY.  'Yes, like a  strong horse in a  mill; he pulls

better.' 

Lord Graham, while he praised the beauty of Lochlomond, on the  banks of which is his family seat,

complained of the climate, and  said he could not bear it.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, my Lord, don't talk so:  you may

bear it well enough.  Your ancestors have borne it more  years  than I can tell.'  This was a handsome

compliment to the  antiquity of  the House of Montrose.  His Lordship told me  afterwards, that he had  only

affected to complain of the climate;  lest, if he had spoken as  favourably of his country as he really  thought,

Dr. Johnson might have  attacked it.  Johnson was very  courteous to Lady Margaret Macdonald.  'Madam, (said


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he,) when I  was in the Isle of Sky, I heard of the  people running to take the  stones off the road, lest Lady

Margaret's  horse should stumble.' 

Lord Graham commended Dr. Drummond at Naples, as a man of  extraordinary talents; and added, that he

had a great love of  liberty.  JOHNSON.  'He is YOUNG, my Lord; (looking to his Lordship  with an arch

smile,) all BOYS love liberty, till experience  convinces  them they are not so fit to govern themselves as they

imagined.  We  are all agreed as to our own liberty; we would have  as much of it as  we can get; but we are not

agreed as to the  liberty of others: for in  proportion as we take, others must lose.  I believe we hardly wish that

the mob should have liberty to govern  us.  When that was the case some  time ago, no man was at liberty  not to

have candles in his windows.'  RAMSAY.  'The result is, that  order is better than confusion.'  JOHNSON.  'The

result is, that  order cannot be had but by  subordination.' 

On Friday, April 16, I had been present at the trial of the  unfortunate Mr. Hackman, who, in a fit of frantick

jealous love,  had  shot Miss Ray, the favourite of a nobleman.  Johnson, in whose  company  I dined today

with some other friends, was much interested  by my  account of what passed, and particularly with his prayer

for  the mercy  of heaven.  He said, in a solemn fervid tone, 'I hope he  SHALL find  mercy.' 

This day a violent altercation arose between Johnson and Beauclerk,  which having made much noise at the

time, I think it proper, in  order  to prevent any future misrepresentation, to give a minute  account of  it. 

In talking of Hackman, Johnson argued, as Judge Blackstone had  done, that his being furnished with two

pistols was a proof that he  meant to shoot two persons.  Mr. Beauclerk said, 'No; for that  every  wise man who

intended to shoot himself, took two pistols,  that he  might be sure of doing it at once.  Lord  '

cook shot  himself with one pistol, and lived ten days in great  agony.  Mr.  , who loved buttered

muffins, but durst not eat  them because  they disagreed with his stomach, resolved to shoot  himself; and then

he eat three buttered muffins for breakfast,  before shooting himself,  knowing that he should not be troubled

with indigestion: HE had two  charged pistols; one was found lying  charged upon the table by him,  after he

had shot himself with the  other.'  'Well, (said Johnson, with  an air of triumph,) you see  here one pistol was

sufficient.'  Beauclerk replied smartly,  'Because it happened to kill him.'  And  either then or a very  little

afterwards, being piqued at Johnson's  triumphant remark,  added, 'This is what you don't know, and I do.'

There was then a  cessation of the dispute; and some minutes  intervened, during  which, dinner and the glass

went on cheerfully;  when Johnson  suddenly and abruptly exclaimed, 'Mr. Beauclerk, how came  you to  talk so

petulantly to me, as "This is what you don't know, but  what  I know"?  One thing I know, which YOU don't

seem to know, that  you  are very uncivil.'  BEAUCLERK.  'Because YOU began by being  uncivil, (which you

always are.)'  The words in parenthesis were, I  believe, not heard by Dr. Johnson.  Here again there was a

cessation  of arms.  Johnson told me, that the reason why he waited  at first some  time without taking any

notice of what Mr. Beauclerk  said, was because  he was thinking whether he should resent it.  But  when he

considered  that there were present a young Lord and an  eminent traveller, two men  of the world with whom

he had never  dined before, he was apprehensive  that they might think they had a  right to take such liberties

with him  as Beauclerk did, and  therefore resolved he would not let it pass;  adding, that 'he would  not appear a

coward.'  A little while after  this, the conversation  turned on the violence of Hackman's temper.  Johnson then

said, 'It  was his business to COMMAND his temper, as my  friend, Mr.  Beauclerk, should have done some

time ago.'  BEAUCLERK.  'I should  learn of YOU, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you have given ME  opportunities

enough of learning, when I have been in YOUR company.  No man loves to be treated with contempt.'

BEAUCLERK.  (with a  polite inclination towards Johnson,) 'Sir, you have known me twenty  years, and

however I may have treated others, you may be sure I  could  never treat you with contempt.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,

you have  said more  than was necessary.'  Thus it ended; and Beauclerk's  coach not having  come for him till

very late, Dr. Johnson and  another gentleman sat  with him a long time after the rest of the  company were

gone; and he  and I dined at Beauclerk's on the  Saturday se'nnight following. 

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'I am always for getting a boy forward in his learning; for that is  a sure good.  I would let him at first read

ANY English book which  happens to engage his attention; because you have done a great deal  when you

have brought him to have entertainment from a book.  He'll  get better books afterwards.' 

'To be contradicted, in order to force you to talk, is mighty  unpleasing.  You SHINE, indeed; but it is by being

GROUND.' 

On Saturday, April 24, I dined with him at Mr. Beauclerk's, with  Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr. Jones, (afterwards

Sir William,) Mr.  Langton, Mr. Steevens, Mr. Paradise, and Dr. Higgins.  I mentioned  that Mr. Wilkes had

attacked Garrick to me, as a man who had no  friend.  'I believe he is right, Sir.  [Greek text omitted]He had

friends, but no friend.  Garrick was so diffused, he had no man to  whom he wished to unbosom himself.  He

found people always ready to  applaud him, and that always for the same thing: so he saw life  with  great

uniformity.'  I took upon me, for once, to fight with  Goliath's  weapons, and play the sophist.Garrick did not

need a  friend, as he  got from every body all he wanted.  What is a friend?  One who supports  you and comforts

you, while others do not.  Friendship, you know, Sir,  is the cordial drop, "to make the  nauseous draught of life

go down:"  but if the draught be not  nauseous, if it be all sweet, there is no  occasion for that drop.'  JOHNSON.

'Many men would not be content to  live so.  I hope I  should not.  They would wish to have an intimate  friend,

with whom  they might compare minds, and cherish private  virtues.  One of the  company mentioned Lord

Chesterfield, as a man who  had no friend.  JOHNSON.  'There were more materials to make friendship  in

Garrick,  had he not been so diffused.'  BOSWELL.  'Garrick was pure  gold,  but beat out to thin leaf.  Lord

Chesterfield was tinsel.'  JOHNSON.  'Garrick was a very good man, the cheerfullest man of his  age; a decent

liver in a profession which is supposed to give  indulgence to licentiousness; and a man who gave away,

freely,  money  acquired by himself.  He began the world with a great hunger  for  money; the son of a halfpay

officer, bred in a family, whose  study  was to make fourpence do as much as others made fourpence

halfpenny  do.  But, when he had got money, he was very liberal.'  I  presumed to  animadvert on his eulogy on

Garrick, in his Lives of  the Poets.  'You  say, Sir, his death eclipsed the gaiety of  nations.'  JOHNSON.  'I  could

not have said more nor less.  It is  the truth; ECLIPSED, not  EXTINGUISHED; and his death DID eclipse;  it

was like a storm.'  BOSWELL.  'But why nations?  Did his gaiety  extend farther than his  own nation?'

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, some  exaggeration must be allowed.  Besides, nations may be saidif we  allow the

Scotch to be a nation,  and to have gaiety,which they  have not.  YOU are an exception,  though.  Come,

gentlemen, let us  candidly admit that there is one  Scotchman who is cheerful.'  BEAUCLERK.  'But he is a

very unnatural  Scotchman.'  I, however,  continued to think the compliment to Garrick  hyperbolically untrue.

His acting had ceased some time before his  death; at any rate he  had acted in Ireland but a short time, at an

early period of his  life, and never in Scotland.  I objected also to  what appears an  anticlimax of praise, when

contrasted with the  preceding  panegyrick,'and diminished the public stock of harmless  pleasure!''Is not

HARMLESS PLEASURE very tame?'  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Sir, harmless pleasure is the highest praise.  Pleasure

is a word  of  dubious import; pleasure is in general dangerous, and pernicious  to  virtue; to be able therefore to

furnish pleasure that is  harmless,  pleasure pure and unalloyed, is as great a power as man  can possess.'  This

was, perhaps, as ingenious a defence as could  be made; still,  however, I was not satisfied. 

Talking of celebrated and successful irregular practisers in  physick; he said, 'Taylor was the most ignorant

man I ever knew;  but  sprightly.  Ward the dullest.  Taylor challenged me once to  talk Latin  with him;

(laughing).  I quoted some of Horace, which he  took to be a  part of my own speech.  He said a few words well

enough.'  BEAUCLERK.  'I remember, Sir, you said that Taylor was an  instance how far  impudence could

carry ignorance.'  Mr. Beauclerk  was very entertaining  this day, and told us a number of short  stories in a

lively elegant  manner, and with that air of THE WORLD  which has I know not what  impressive effect, as if

there were  something more than is expressed,  or than perhaps we could  perfectly understand.  As Johnson and

I  accompanied Sir Joshua  Reynolds in his coach, Johnson said, 'There is  in Beauclerk a  predominance over

his company, that one does not like.  But he is a  man who has lived so much in the world, that he has a  short

story  on every occasion; he is always ready to talk, and is  never  exhausted.' 


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Soon after this time a little incident occurred, which I will not  suppress, because I am desirous that my work

should be, as much as  is  consistent with the strictest truth, an antidote to the false  and  injurious notions of his

character, which have been given by  others,  and therefore I infuse every drop of genuine sweetness into  my

biographical cup. 

'TO DR. JOHNSON. 

'MY DEAR SIR,I am in great pain with an inflamed foot, and  obliged to keep my bed, so am prevented

from having the pleasure to  dine at Mr. Ramsay's today, which is very hard; and my spirits are  sadly sunk.

Will you be so friendly as to come and sit an hour  with  me in the evening.  I am ever your most faithful, and

affectionate  humble servant, 

'South Audleystreet,  Monday, April 26.' 

'JAMES BOSWELL.' 

'TO MR. BOSWELL. 

'Mr. Johnson laments the absence of Mr. Boswell, and will come to  him.Harleystreet.' 

He came to me in the evening, and brought Sir Joshua Reynolds.  I  need scarcely say, that their conversation,

while they sate by my  bedside, was the most pleasing opiate to pain that could have been  administered. 

Johnson being now better disposed to obtain information concerning  Pope than he was last year, sent by me

to my Lord Marchmont a  present  of those volumes of his Lives of the Poets which were at  this time

published, with a request to have permission to wait on  him; and his  Lordship, who had called on him twice,

obligingly  appointed Saturday,  the first of May, for receiving us. 

On that morning Johnson came to me from Streatham, and after  drinking chocolate at General Paoli's, in

SouthAudleystreet, we  proceeded to Lord Marchmont's in Curzonstreet.  His Lordship met  us  at the door

of his library, and with great politeness said to  Johnson,  'I am not going to make an encomium upon

MYSELF, by  telling you the  high respect I have for YOU, Sir.'  Johnson was  exceedingly courteous;  and the

interview, which lasted about two  hours, during which the Earl  communicated his anecdotes of Pope,  was as

agreeable as I could have  wished.  When we came out, I said  to Johnson, that considering his  Lordship's

civility, I should have  been vexed if he had again failed  to come.  'Sir, (said he,) I  would rather have given

twenty pounds  than not have come.'  I  accompanied him to Streatham, where we dined,  and returned to town

in the evening. 

He had, before I left London, resumed the conversation concerning  the appearance of a ghost at Newcastle

upon Tyne, which Mr. John  Wesley believed, but to which Johnson did not give credit.  I was,  however,

desirous to examine the question closely, and at the same  time wished to be made acquainted with Mr. John

Wesley; for though  I  differed from him in some points, I admired his various talents,  and  loved his pious zeal.

At my request, therefore, Dr. Johnson  gave me a  letter of introduction to him. 

'TO THE REVEREND MR. JOHN WESLEY. 

'SIR,Mr. Boswell, a gentleman who has been long known to me, is  desirous of being known to you, and

has asked this recommendation,  which I give him with great willingness, because I think it very  much  to be

wished that worthy and religious men should be  acquainted with  each other.  I am, Sir, your most humble

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'May 3, 1779.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Mr. Wesley being in the course of his ministry at Edinburgh, I  presented this letter to him, and was very

politely received.  I  begged to have it returned to me, which was accordingly done.  His  state of the evidence

as to the ghost did not satisfy me. 

My readers will not be displeased at being told every slight  circumstance of the manner in which Dr. Johnson

contrived to amuse  his solitary hours.  He sometimes employed himself in chymistry,  sometimes in watering

and pruning a vine, sometimes in small  experiments, at which those who may smile, should recollect that

there are moments which admit of being soothed only by trifles.* 

* In one of his manuscript Diaries, there is the following entry,  which marks his curious minute attention:

'July 26, 1768.  I shaved  my nail by accident in whetting the knife, about an eighth of an  inch  from the

bottom, and about a fourth from the top.  This I  measure that  I may know the growth of nails; the whole is

about  five eighths of an  inch.' 

Another of the same kind appears, 'Aug. 7, 1779, Partem brachii  dextri carpo proximum et cutem pectoris

circa mamillam dextram  rasi,  ut notum fieret quanto temporis pili renovarentur.' 

And, 'Aug. 15, 1773.  I cut from the vine 41 leaves, which weighed  five oz. and a half, and eight scruples:I

lay them upon my  bookcase, to see what weight they will lose by drying.'BOSWELL. 

My friend Colonel James Stuart, second son of the Earl of Bute, who  had distinguished himself as a good

officer of the Bedfordshire  militia, had taken a publickspirited resolution to serve his  country  in its

difficulties, by raising a regular regiment, and  taking the  command of it himself.  This, in the heir of the

immense  property of  Wortley, was highly honourable.  Having been in  Scotland recruiting,  he obligingly

asked me to accompany him to  Leeds, then the  headquarters of his corps; from thence to London  for a short

time,  and afterwards to other places to which the  regiment might be ordered.  Such an offer, at a time of the

year  when I had full leisure, was  very pleasing; especially as I was to  accompany a man of sterling good

sense, information, discernment,  and conviviality; and was to have a  second crop in one year of  London and

Johnson.  Of this I informed my  illustrious friend, in  characteristical warm terms, in a letter dated  the 30th of

September, from Leeds. 

On Monday, October 4, I called at his house before he was up.  He  sent for me to his bedside, and expressed

his satisfaction at this  incidental meeting, with as much vivacity as if he had been in the  gaiety of youth.  He

called briskly, 'Frank, go and get coffee, and  let us breakfast IN SPLENDOUR.' 

On Sunday, October 10, we dined together at Mr. Strahan's.  The  conversation having turned on the prevailing

practice of going to  the  EastIndies in quest of wealth;JOHNSON.  'A man had better  have ten  thousand

pounds at the end of ten years passed in England,  than twenty  thousand pounds at the end of ten years passed

in  India, because you  must compute what you GIVE for money; and a man  who has lived ten  years in India,

has given up ten years of social  comfort and all those  advantages which arise from living in  England.  The

ingenious Mr.  Brown, distinguished by the name of  Capability Brown, told me, that he  was once at the seat

of Lord  Clive, who had returned from India with  great wealth; and that he  shewed him at the door of his

bedchamber a  large chest, which he  said he had once had full of gold; upon which  Brown observed, "I am

glad you can bear it so near your bedchamber."' 

We talked of the state of the poor in London.JOHNSON.  'Saunders  Welch, the Justice, who was once

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underrated the number, when I computed that twenty a week,  that is, above a thousand a year, died of

hunger; not absolutely of  immediate hunger; but of the wasting and other diseases which are  the

consequences of hunger.  This happens only in so large a place  as  London, where people are not known.  What

we are told about the  great  sums got by begging is not true: the trade is overstocked.  And, you  may depend

upon it, there are many who cannot get work.  A  particular  kind of manufacture fails: those who have been

used to  work at it,  can, for some time, work at nothing else.  You meet a  man begging; you  charge him with

idleness: he says, "I am willing  to labour.  Will you  give me work?""I cannot.""Why, then you  have no

right to charge me  with idleness."'  We left Mr. Strahan's  at seven, as Johnson had said  he intended to go to

evening prayers.  As we walked along, he  complained of a little gout in his toe, and  said, 'I shan't go to  prayers

tonight; I shall go tomorrow:  Whenever I miss church on a  Sunday, I resolve to go another day.  But I do

not always do it.'  This  was a fair exhibition of that  vibration between pious resolutions and  indolence, which

many of us  have too often experienced. 

I went home with him, and we had a long quiet conversation. 

BOSWELL.  'Why, Sir, do people play this trick which I observe now,  when I look at your grate, putting the

shovel against it to make  the  fire burn?'  JOHNSON.  'They play the trick, but it does not  make the  fire burn.

THERE is a better; (setting the poker  perpendicularly up  at right angles with the grate.)  In days of

superstition they  thought, as it made a cross with the bars, it  would drive away the  witch.' 

BOSWELL.  'By associating with you, Sir, I am always getting an  accession of wisdom.  But perhaps a man,

after knowing his own  characterthe limited strength of his own mind, should not be  desirous of having too

much wisdom, considering, quid valeant  humeri,  how little he can carry.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, be as wise as  you

can; let  a man be aliis laetus, sapiens sibi: 

    "Though pleas'd to see the dolphins play,

     I mind my compass and my way."

You may be wise in your study in the morning, and gay in company at  a tavern in the evening.  Every man is

to take care of his own  wisdom  and his own virtue, without minding too much what others  think.' 

He said, 'Dodsley first mentioned to me the scheme of an English  Dictionary; but I had long thought of it.'

BOSWELL.  'You did not  know what you were undertaking.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir, I knew very  well what I

was undertaking,and very well how to do it,and have  done it very well.'  BOSWELL.  'An excellent

climax! and it HAS  availed you.  In your Preface you say, "What would it avail me in  this gloom of solitude?"

You have been agreeably mistaken.' 

In his Life of Milton he observes, 'I cannot but remark a kind of  respect, perhaps unconsciously, paid to this

great man by his  biographers: every house in which he resided is historically  mentioned, as if it were an

injury to neglect naming any place that  he honoured by his presence.'  I had, before I read this  observation,

been desirous of shewing that respect to Johnson, by  various  inquiries.  Finding him this evening in a very

good humour,  I  prevailed on him to give me an exact list of his places of  residence,  since he entered the

metropolis as an authour, which I  subjoin in a  note.* 

* 1.  Exeterstreet, off Catherinestreet, Strand.  2.  Greenwich.  3.  Woodstockstreet, near Hanoversquare.  4.

Castlestreet,  Cavendishsquare, No. 6.  5.  Strand.  6.  BoswellCourt.  7.  Strand,  again.  8.  Bowstreet.  9.

Holborn.  10.  Fetterlane.  11.  Holborn,  again.  12.  Goughsquare.  13.  Staple Inn.  14.  Gray's Inn.  15.  Inner

Templelane, No. 1.  16.  Johnson'scourt,  No. 7.  17.  Boltcourt.  No. 8.BOSWELL. 

On Tuesday, October 12, I dined with him at Mr. Ramsay's, with Lord  Newhaven, and some other company,

none of whom I recollect, but a  beautiful Miss Graham, a relation of his Lordship's, who asked Dr.  Johnson


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to hob or nob with her.  He was flattered by such pleasing  attention, and politely told her, he never drank

wine; but if she  would drink a glass of water, he was much at her service.  She  accepted.  'Oho, Sir! (said Lord

Newhaven,) you are caught.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, I do not see HOW I am CAUGHT; but if I am caught, I  don't

want  to get free again.  If I am caught, I hope to be kept.'  Then when the  two glasses of water were brought,

smiling placidly  to the young lady,  he said, 'Madam, let us RECIPROCATE.' 

Lord Newhaven and Johnson carried on an argument for some time,  concerning the Middlesex election.

Johnson said, 'Parliament may  be  considered as bound by law as a man is bound where there is  nobody to  tie

the knot.  As it is clear that the House of Commons  may expel and  expel again and again, why not allow of

the power to  incapacitate for  that parliament, rather than have a perpetual  contest kept up between  parliament

and the people.'  Lord Newhaven  took the opposite side; but  respectfully said, 'I speak with great  deference to

you, Dr. Johnson;  I speak to be instructed.'  This had  its full effect on my friend.  He  bowed his head almost as

low as  the table, to a complimenting  nobleman; and called out, 'My Lord,  my Lord, I do not desire all this

ceremony; let us tell our minds  to one another quietly.'  After the  debate was over, he said, 'I  have got lights

on the subject today,  which I had not before.'  This was a great deal from him, especially as  he had written a

pamphlet upon it. 

Of his fellowcollegian, the celebrated Mr. George Whitefield, he  said, 'Whitefield never drew as much

attention as a mountebank  does;  he did not draw attention by doing better than others, but by  doing  what was

strange.  Were Astley to preach a sermon standing  upon his  head on a horse's back, he would collect a

multitude to  hear him; but  no wise man would say he had made a better sermon for  that.  I never  treated

Whitefield's ministry with contempt; I  believe he did good.  He had devoted himself to the lower classes  of

mankind, and among  them he was of use.  But when familiarity and  noise claim the praise  due to knowledge,

art, and elegance, we must  beat down such  pretensions.' 

What I have preserved of his conversation during the remainder of  my stay in London at this time, is only

what follows: I told him  that  when I objected to keeping company with a notorious infidel, a  celebrated friend

of ours said to me, 'I do not think that men who  live laxly in the world, as you and I do, can with propriety

assume  such an authority.  Dr. Johnson may, who is uniformly exemplary in  his conduct.  But it is not very

consistent to shun an infidel to  day, and get drunk tomorrow.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, this is sad  reasoning.

Because a man cannot be right in all things, is he to  be  right in nothing?  Because a man sometimes gets

drunk, is he  therefore  to steal?  This doctrine would very soon bring a man to  the gallows.' 

He, I know not why, shewed upon all occasions an aversion to go to  Ireland, where I proposed to him that we

should make a tour.  JOHNSON.  'It is the last place where I should wish to travel.'  BOSWELL.  'Should you

not like to see Dublin, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'No,  Sir!  Dublin is only a worse capital.'  BOSWELL.  'Is not the

Giant'sCauseway worth seeing?'  JOHNSON.  'Worth seeing? yes; but  not worth going to see.' 

Yet he had a kindness for the Irish nation, and thus generously  expressed himself to a gentleman from that

country, on the subject  of  an UNION which artful Politicians have often had in view'Do  not make  an union

with us, Sir.  We should unite with you, only to  rob you.  We  should have robbed the Scotch, if they had had

any  thing of which we  could have robbed them.' 

Of an acquaintance of ours, whose manners and every thing about  him, though expensive, were coarse, he

said, 'Sir, you see in him  vulgar prosperity.' 

A foreign minister of no very high talents, who had been in his  company for a considerable time quite

overlooked, happened luckily  to  mention that he had read some of his Rambler in Italian, and  admired  it

much.  This pleased him greatly; he observed that the  title had  been translated, Il Genio errante, though I have

been  told it was  rendered more ludicrously, Il Vagabondo; and finding  that this  minister gave such a proof of

his taste, he was all  attention to him,  and on the first remark which he made, however  simple, exclaimed, 'The


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Ambassadour says wellHis Excellency  observes'  And then he  expanded and enriched the little that had

been said, in so strong a  manner, that it appeared something of  consequence.  This was  exceedingly

entertaining to the company who  were present, and many a  time afterwards it furnished a pleasant  topick of

merriment: 'The  Ambassadour says well,' became a  laughable term of applause, when no  mighty matter had

been  expressed. 

I left London on Monday, October 15, and accompanied Colonel Stuart  to Chester, where his regiment was to

lye for some time. 

1780: AETAT. 71.]In 1780, the world was kept in impatience for  the completion of his Lives of the Poets,

upon which he was  employed  so far as his indolence allowed him to labour. 

His friend Dr. Lawrence having now suffered the greatest affliction  to which a man is liable, and which

Johnson himself had felt in the  most severe manner; Johnson wrote to him in an admirable strain of  sympathy

and pious consolation. 

'TO DR. LAWRENCE. 

'DEAR SIR,At a time when all your friends ought to shew their  kindness, and with a character which

ought to make all that know  you  your friends, you may wonder that you have yet heard nothing  from me. 

'I have been hindered by a vexatious and incessant cough, for which  within these ten days I have been bled

once, fasted four or five  times, taken physick five times, and opiates, I think, six.  This  day  it seems to remit. 

'The loss, dear Sir, which you have lately suffered, I felt many  years ago, and know therefore how much has

been taken from you, and  how little help can be had from consolation.  He that outlives a  wife  whom he has

long loved, sees himself disjoined from the only  mind that  has the same hopes, and fears, and interest; from

the  only companion  with whom he has shared much good or evil; and with  whom he could set  his mind at

liberty, to retrace the past or  anticipate the future.  The continuity of being is lacerated; the  settled course of

sentiment  and action is stopped; and life stands  suspended and motionless, till  it is driven by external causes

into  a new channel.  But the time of  suspense is dreadful. 

'Our first recourse in this distressed solitude, is, perhaps for  want of habitual piety, to a gloomy acquiescence

in necessity.  Of  two mortal beings, one must lose the other; but surely there is a  higher and better comfort to

be drawn from the consideration of  that  Providence which watches over all, and a belief that the  living and

the dead are equally in the hands of God, who will  reunite those whom  he has separated; or who sees that it is

best  not to reunite.  I am,  dear Sir, your most affectionate, and most  humble servant, 

'January 20, 1780.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

On the 2nd of May I wrote to him, and requested that we might have  another meeting somewhere in the

North of England, in the autumn of  this year. 

From Mr. Langton I received soon after this time a letter, of which  I extract a passage, relative both to Mr.

Beauclerk and Dr.  Johnson. 

'The melancholy information you have received concerning Mr.  Beauclerk's death is true.  Had his talents

been directed in any  sufficient degree as they ought, I have always been strongly of  opinion that they were

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judgment, receives more and more confirmation by hearing what,  since  his death, Dr. Johnson has said

concerning them; a few  evenings ago,  he was at Mr. Vesey's, where Lord Althorpe, who was  one of a

numerous  company there, addressed Dr. Johnson on the  subject of Mr. Beauclerk's  death, saying, "Our

CLUB has had a great  loss since we met last."  He  replied, "A loss, that perhaps the  whole nation could not

repair!"  The Doctor then went on to speak  of his endowments, and particularly  extolled the wonderful ease

with which he uttered what was highly  excellent.  He said, that "no  man ever was so free when he was going

to say a good thing, from a  LOOK that expressed that it was coming;  or, when he had said it,  from a look that

expressed that it had come."  At Mr. Thrale's,  some days before when we were talking on the same  subject, he

said,  referring to the same idea of his wonderful  facility, "That  Beauclerk's talents were those which he had

felt  himself more  disposed to envy, than those of any whom he had known." 

'On the evening I have spoken of above, at Mr. Vesey's, you would  have been much gratified, as it exhibited

an instance of the high  importance in which Dr. Johnson's character is held, I think even  beyond any I ever

before was witness to.  The company consisted  chiefly of ladies, among whom were the Duchess Dowager of

Portland,  the Duchess of Beaufort, whom I suppose from her rank I must name  before her mother Mrs.

Boscawen, and her elder sister Mrs. Lewson,  who was likewise there; Lady Lucan, Lady Clermont, and

others of  note  both for their station and understandings.  Among the  gentlemen were  Lord Althorpe, whom I

have before named, Lord  Macartney, Sir Joshua  Reynolds, Lord Lucan, Mr. Wraxal, whose book  you have

probably seen,  The Tour to the Northern Parts of Europe; a  very agreeable ingenious  man; Dr. Warren, Mr.

Pepys, the Master in  Chancery, whom I believe you  know, and Dr. Barnard, the Provost of  Eton.  As soon as

Dr. Johnson  was come in and had taken a chair,  the company began to collect round  him, till they became not

less  than four, if not five, deep; those  behind standing, and listening  over the heads of those that were  sitting

near him.  The  conversation for some time was chiefly between  Dr. Johnson and the  Provost of Eton, while

the others contributed  occasionally their  remarks.' 

On his birthday, Johnson has this note: 'I am now beginning the  seventysecond year of my life, with more

strength of body, and  greater vigour of mind, than I think is common at that age.'  But  still he complains of

sleepless nights and idle days, and  forgetfulness, or neglect of resolutions.  He thus pathetically  expresses

himself,'Surely I shall not spend my whole life with my  own total disapprobation.' 

Mr. Macbean, whom I have mentioned more than once, as one of  Johnson's humble friends, a deserving but

unfortunate man, being  now  oppressed by age and poverty, Johnson solicited the Lord  Chancellor  Thurlow,

to have him admitted into the Charterhouse.  I  take the  liberty to insert his Lordship's answer, as I am eager to

embrace  every occasion of augmenting the respectable notion which  should ever  be entertained of my

illustrious friend: 

'TO DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON. 

'London, October 24, 1780. 

'SIR, 

'I have this moment received your letter, dated the 19th, and  returned from Bath. 

'In the beginning of the summer I placed one in the Chartreux,  without the sanction of a recommendation so

distinct and so  authoritative as yours of Macbean; and I am afraid, that according  to  the establishment of the

House, the opportunity of making the  charity  so good amends will not soon recur.  But whenever a vacancy

shall  happen, if you'll favour me with notice of it, I will try to  recommend  him to the place, even though it

should not be my turn to  nominate.  I  am, Sir, with great regard, your most faithful and  obedient servant, 

'THURLOW.' 


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Being disappointed in my hopes of meeting Johnson this year, so  that I could hear none of his admirable

sayings, I shall compensate  for this want by inserting a collection of them, for which I am  indebted to my

worthy friend Mr. Langton, whose kind communications  have been separately interwoven in many parts of

this work.  Very  few  articles of this collection were committed to writing by  himself, he  not having that habit;

which he regrets, and which  those who know the  numerous opportunities he had of gathering the  rich fruits of

Johnsonian wit and wisdom, must ever regret.  I  however found, in  conversations with him, that a good store

of  Johnsoniana was treasured  in his mind; and I compared it to  Herculaneum, or some old Roman  field,

which when dug, fully rewards  the labour employed.  The  authenticity of every article is  unquestionable.  For

the expression,  I, who wrote them down in his  presence, am partly answerable. 

'There is nothing more likely to betray a man into absurdity than  CONDESCENSION; when he seems to

suppose his understanding too  powerful for his company.' 

'Having asked Mr. Langton if his father and mother had sat for  their pictures, which he thought it right for

each generation of a  family to do, and being told they had opposed it, he said, "Sir,  among the anfractuosities

of the human mind, I know not if it may  not  be one, that there is a superstitious reluctance to sit for a

picture."' 

'John Gilbert Cooper related, that soon after the publication of  his Dictionary, Garrick being asked by

Johnson what people said of  it, told him, that among other animadversions, it was objected that  he cited

authorities which were beneath the dignity of such a work,  and mentioned Richardson.  "Nay, (said Johnson,)

I have done worse  than that: I have cited THEE, David."' 

'When in good humour he would talk of his own writings with a  wonderful frankness and candour, and would

even criticise them with  the closest severity.  One day, having read over one of his  Ramblers,  Mr. Langton

asked him, how he liked that paper; he shook  his head, and  answered, "too wordy."  At another time, when

one was  reading his  tragedy of Irene to a company at a house in the  country, he left the  room; and somebody

having asked him the reason  of this, he replied,  "Sir, I thought it had been better."' 

'He related, that he had once in a dream a contest of wit with some  other person, and that he was very much

mortified by imagining that  his opponent had the better of him.  "Now, (said he,) one may mark  here the effect

of sleep in weakening the power of reflection; for  had not my judgement failed me, I should have seen, that

the wit of  this supposed antagonist, by whose superiority I felt myself  depressed, was as much furnished by

me, as that which I thought I  had  been uttering in my own character."' 

'Of Sir Joshua Reynolds, he said, "Sir, I know no man who has  passed through life with more observation

than Reynolds."' 

'He repeated to Mr. Langton, with great energy, in the Greek, our  SAVIOUR'S gracious expression

concerning the forgiveness of Mary  Magdalen, '[Greek text omitted].  "Thy faith hath saved thee; go in

peace."  He said, "the manner of this dismission is exceedingly  affecting."' 

'Talking of the Farce of High Life below Stairs, he said, "Here is  a Farce, which is really very diverting when

you see it acted; and  yet one may read it, and not know that one has been reading any  thing  at all."' 

'He used at one time to go occasionally to the green room of Drury  lane Theatre, where he was much

regarded by the players, and was  very  easy and facetious with them.  He had a very high opinion of  Mrs.

Clive's comick powers, and conversed more with her than with  any of  them.  He said, "Clive, Sir, is a good

thing to sit by; she  always  understands what you say."  And she said of him, "I love to  sit by Dr.  Johnson; he

always entertains me."  One night, when The  Recruiting  Officer was acted, he said to Mr. Holland, who had

been  expressing an  apprehension that Dr. Johnson would disdain the works  of Farquhar;  "No, Sir, I think


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Farquhar a man whose writings have  considerable  merit."' 

'His friend Garrick was so busy in conducting the drama, that they  could not have so much intercourse as Mr.

Garrick used to profess  an  anxious wish that there should be.  There might, indeed, be  something  in the

contemptuous severity as to the merit of acting,  which his old  preceptor nourished in himself, that would

mortify  Garrick after the  great applause which he received from the  audience.  For though  Johnson said of

him, "Sir, a man who has a  nation to admire him every  night, may well be expected to be  somewhat elated;"

yet he would treat  theatrical matters with a  ludicrous slight.  He mentioned one evening,  "I met David coming

off the stage, drest in a woman's ridinghood,  when he acted in The  Wonder; I came full upon him, and I

believe he  was not pleased."' 

'Once he asked Tom Davies, whom he saw drest in a fine suit of  clothes, "And what art thou tonight?"  Tom

answered, "The Thane of  Ross;" (which it will be recollected is a very inconsiderable  character.) "O brave!"

said Johnson. 

'Of Mr. Longley, at Rochester, a gentleman of very considerable  learning, whom Dr. Johnson met there, he

said, "My heart warms  towards him.  I was surprised to find in him such a nice  acquaintance  with the metre in

the learned languages; though I was  somewhat  mortified that I had it not so much to myself, as I should  have

thought."' 

'Talking of the minuteness with which people will record the  sayings of eminent persons, a story was told,

that when Pope was on  a  visit to Spence at Oxford, as they looked from the window they  saw a  Gentleman

Commoner, who was just come in from riding, amusing  himself  with whipping at a post.  Pope took occasion

to say, "That  young  gentleman seems to have little to do."  Mr. Beauclerk  observed, "Then,  to be sure, Spence

turned round and wrote that  down;" and went on to  say to Dr. Johnson, "Pope, Sir, would have  said the same

of you, if he  had seen you distilling."  JOHNSON.  "Sir, if Pope had told me of my  distilling, I would have told

him  of his grotto."' 

'He would allow no settled indulgence of idleness upon principle,  and always repelled every attempt to urge

excuses for it.  A friend  one day suggested, that it was not wholesome to study soon after  dinner.  JOHNSON.

"Ah, Sir, don't give way to such a fancy.  At  one  time of my life I had taken it into my head that it was not

wholesome  to study between breakfast and dinner."' 

'Dr. Goldsmith, upon occasion of Mrs. Lennox's bringing out a play,  said to Dr. Johnson at THE CLUB, that

a person had advised him to  go  and hiss it, because she had attacked Shakspeare in her book  called

Shakspeare Illustrated.  JOHNSON.  "And did not you tell him  he was a  rascal?"  GOLDSMITH.  "No, Sir, I

did not.  Perhaps he  might not mean  what he said."  JOHNSON.  "Nay, Sir, if he lied, it  is a different  thing."

Colman slily said, (but it is believed Dr.  Johnson did not  hear him,) "Then the proper expression should have

been,Sir, if you  don't lie, you're a rascal."' 

'His affection for Topham Beauclerk was so great, that when  Beauclerk was labouring under that severe

illness which at last  occasioned his death, Johnson said, (with a voice faultering with  emotion,) "Sir, I would

walk to the extent of the diameter of the  earth to save Beauclerk."' 

'Johnson was well acquainted with Mr. Dossie, authour of a treatise  on Agriculture; and said of him, "Sir, of

the objects which the  Society of Arts have chiefly in view, the chymical effects of  bodies  operating upon

other bodies, he knows more than almost any  man."  Johnson, in order to give Mr. Dossie his vote to be a

member  of this  Society, paid up an arrear which had run on for two years.  On this  occasion he mentioned a

circumstance as characteristick of  the Scotch.  "One of that nation, (said he,) who had been a  candidate,

against  whom I had voted, came up to me with a civil  salutation.  Now, Sir,  this is their way.  An Englishman

would have  stomached it, and been  sulky, and never have taken further notice  of you; but a Scotchman,  Sir,


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though you vote nineteen times  against him, will accost you with  equal complaisance after each  time, and the

twentieth time, Sir, he  will get your vote."' 

'Talking on the subject of toleration, one day when some friends  were with him in his study, he made his

usual remark, that the  State  has a right to regulate the religion of the people, who are  the  children of the State.

A clergyman having readily acquiesced  in this,  Johnson, who loved discussion, observed, "But, Sir, you  must

go round  to other States than your own.  You do not know what  a Bramin has to  say for himself.  In short, Sir,

I have got no  further than this:  Every man has a right to utter what he thinks  truth, and every other  man has a

right to knock him down for it.  Martyrdom is the test."' 

'Goldsmith one day brought to THE CLUB a printed Ode, which he,  with others, had been hearing read by its

authour in a publick room  at the rate of five shillings each for admission.  One of the  company  having read it

aloud, Dr. Johnson said, "Bolder words and  more  timorous meaning, I think never were brought together." 

'Talking of Gray's Odes, he said, "They are forced plants raised in  a hotbed; and they are poor plants; they

are but cucumbers after  all."  A gentleman present, who had been running down Odewriting  in  general, as a

bad species of poetry, unluckily said, "Had they  been  literally cucumbers, they had been better things than

Odes."  "Yes,  Sir, (said Johnson,) for a HOG."' 

'It is very remarkable, that he retained in his memory very slight  and trivial, as well as important things.  As

an instance of this,  it  seems that an inferiour domestick of the Duke of Leeds had  attempted  to celebrate his

Grace's marriage in such homely rhimes  as he could  make; and this curious composition having been sung to

Dr. Johnson he  got it by heart, and used to repeat it in a very  pleasant manner.  Two  of the stanzas were

these: 

    "When the Duke of Leeds shall married be

     To a fine young lady of high quality,

     How happy will that gentlewoman be

     In his Grace of Leeds's good company.

     She shall have all that's fine and fair,

     And the best of silk and satin shall wear;

     And ride in a coach to take the air,

     And have a house in St. James'ssquare."

To hear a man, of the weight and dignity of Johnson, repeating such  humble attempts at poetry, had a very

amusing effect.  He, however,  seriously observed of the last stanza repeated by him, that it  nearly  comprized

all the advantages that wealth can give. 

'An eminent foreigner, when he was shewn the British Museum, was  very troublesome with many absurd

inquiries.  "Now there, Sir,  (said  he,) is the difference between an Englishman and a Frenchman.  A

Frenchman must be always talking, whether he knows any thing of  the  matter or not; an Englishman is

content to say nothing, when he  has  nothing to say." 

'His unjust contempt for foreigners was, indeed, extreme.  One  evening, at old Slaughter's coffeehouse, when

a number of them  were  talking loud about little matters, he said, "Does not this  confirm old  Meynell's

observationFor any thing I see, foreigners  are fools."' 

'He said, that once, when he had a violent toothache, a Frenchman  accosted him thus:"Ah, Monsieur vous

etudiez trop."' 

'Colman, in a note on his translation of Terence, talking of  Shakspeare's learning, asks, "What says Farmer to


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this?  What says  Johnson?"  Upon this he observed, "Sir, let Farmer answer for  himself: I never engaged in this

controversy.  I always said,  Shakspeare had Latin enough to grammaticise his English."' 

'A clergyman, whom he characterised as one who loved to say little  oddities, was affecting one day, at a

Bishop's table, a sort of  slyness and freedom not in character, and repeated, as if part of  The  Old Man's Wish,

a song by Dr. Walter Pope, a verse bordering on  licentiousness.  Johnson rebuked him in the finest manner, by

first  shewing him that he did not know the passage he was aiming at, and  thus humbling him: 

"Sir, that is not the song: it is thus."  And he gave it right.  Then looking stedfastly on him, "Sir, there is a part

of that song  which I should wish to exemplify in my own life: 

    "May I govern my passions with absolute sway!"'

'He used frequently to observe, that men might be very eminent in a  profession, without our perceiving any

particular power of mind in  them in conversation.  "It seems strange (said he,) that a man  should  see so far to

the right, who sees so short a way to the  left.  Burke  is the only man whose common conversation corresponds

with the general  fame which he has in the world.  Take up whatever  topick you please,  he is ready to meet

you."' 

'Mr. Langton, when a very young man, read Dodsley's Cleone, a  Tragedy, to him, not aware of his extreme

impatience to be read to.  As it went on he turned his face to the back of his chair, and put  himself into various

attitudes, which marked his uneasiness.  At  the  end of an act, however, he said, "Come let's have some more,

let's go  into the slaughterhouse again, Lanky.  But I am afraid  there is more  blood than brains." 

'Snatches of reading (said he,) will not make a Bentley or a  Clarke.  They are, however, in a certain degree

advantageous.  I  would put a child into a library (where no unfit books are) and let  him read at his choice.  A

child should not be discouraged from  reading any thing that he takes a liking to, from a notion that it  is  above

his reach.  If that be the ease, the child will soon find  it out  and desist; if not, he of course gains the

instruction;  which is so  much the more likely to come, from the inclination with  which he takes  up the study.' 

'A gentleman who introduced his brother to Dr. Johnson was earnest  to recommend him to the Doctor's

notice, which he did by saying,  "When we have sat together some time, you'll find my brother grow  very

entertaining.""Sir, (said Johnson,) I can wait."' 

'In the latter part of his life, in order to satisfy himself  whether his mental faculties were impaired, he

resolved that he  would  try to learn a new language, and fixed upon the Low Dutch,  for that  purpose, and this

he continued till he had read about one  half of  Thomas a Kempis; and finding that there appeared no

abatement of his  power of acquisition, he then desisted, as  thinking the experiment had  been duly tried.' 

'Mr. Langton and he having gone to see a Freemason's funeral  procession, when they were at Rochester, and

some solemn musick  being  played on French horns, he said, "This is the first time that  I have  ever been

affected by musical sounds;" adding, "that the  impression  made upon him was of a melancholy kind."  Mr.

Langton  saying, that  this effect was a fine one,JOHNSON.  "Yes, if it  softens the mind,  so as to prepare it

for the reception of salutary  feelings, it may be  good: but inasmuch as it is melancholy per se,  it is bad."' 

'Goldsmith had long a visionary project, that some time or other  when his circumstances should be easier, he

would go to Aleppo, in  order to acquire a knowledge as far as might be of any arts  peculiar  to the East, and

introduce them into Britain.  When this  was talked of  in Dr. Johnson's company, he said, "Of all men

Goldsmith is the most  unfit to go out upon such an inquiry; for he  is utterly ignorant of  such arts as we

already possess, and  consequently could not know what  would be accessions to our present  stock of

mechanical knowledge.  Sir, he would bring home a grinding  barrow, which you see in every  street in


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London, and think that he  had furnished a wonderful  improvement."' 

'Greek, Sir, (said he,) is like lace; every man gets as much of it  as he can.' 

'Johnson one day gave high praise to Dr. Bentley's verses in  Dodsley's Collection, which he recited with his

usual energy.  Dr.  Adam Smith, who was present, observed in his decisive professorial  manner, "Very

wellVery well."  Johnson however added, "Yes, they  ARE very well, Sir; but you may observe in what

manner they are  well.  They are the forcible verses of a man of a strong mind, but  not  accustomed to write

verse; for there is some uncouthness in the  expression."' 

'Drinking tea one day at Garrick's with Mr. Langton, he was  questioned if he was not somewhat of a heretick

as to Shakspeare;  said Garrick, "I doubt he is a little of an infidel.""Sir, (said  Johnson,) I will stand by the

lines I have written on Shakspeare in  my Prologue at the opening of your Theatre."  Mr. Langton  suggested,

that in the line 

    "And panting Time toil'd after him in vain,"

Johnson might have had in his eye the passage in The Tempest, where  Prospero says of Miranda, 

    "She will outstrip all praise,

     And make it halt behind her."

Johnson said nothing.  Garrick then ventured to observe, "I do not  think that the happiest line in the praise of

Shakspeare."  Johnson  exclaimed (smiling,) "Prosaical rogues! next time I write, I'll  make  both time and space

pant."' 

'It is well known that there was formerly a rude custom for those  who were sailing upon the Thames, to

accost each other as they  passed, in the most abusive language they could invent, generally,  however, with as

much satirical humour as they were capable of  producing.  Addison gives a specimen of this ribaldry, in

Number  383  of The Spectator, when Sir Roger de Coverly and he are going to  Springgarden.  Johnson was

once eminently successful in this  species  of contest; a fellow having attacked him with some coarse  raillery,

Johnson answered him thus, "Sir, your wife, under  pretence of keeping  a bawdyhouse, is a receiver of stolen

goods."  One evening when he and  Mr. Burke and Mr. Langton were in company  together, and the admirable

scolding of Timon of Athens was  mentioned, this instance of Johnson's  was quoted, and thought to  have at

least equal excellence.' 

'As Johnson always allowed the extraordinary talents of Mr. Burke,  so Mr. Burke was fully sensible of the

wonderful powers of Johnson.  Mr. Langton recollects having passed an evening with both of them,  when Mr.

Burke repeatedly entered upon topicks which it was evident  he would have illustrated with extensive

knowledge and richness of  expression; but Johnson always seized upon the conversation, in  which, however,

he acquitted himself in a most masterly manner.  As  Mr. Burke and Mr. Langton were walking home, Mr.

Burke observed  that  Johnson had been very great that night; Mr. Langton joined in  this,  but added, he could

have wished to hear more from another  person;  (plainly intimating that he meant Mr. Burke.) "O, no (said

Mr. Burke,)  it is enough for me to have rung the bell to him."' 

'Beauclerk having observed to him of one of their friends, that he  was aukward at counting money, "Why,

Sir, (said Johnson,) I am  likewise aukward at counting money.  But then, Sir, the reason is  plain; I have had

very little money to count."' 

'Goldsmith, upon being visited by Johnson one day in the Temple,  said to him with a little jealousy of the

appearance of his  accommodation, "I shall soon be in better chambers than these."  Johnson at the same time

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attention to such distinctions,"Nay, Sir, never mind that.  Nil  te  quaesiveris extra."' 

'When Mr. Vesey was proposed as a member of The LITERARY CLUB, Mr.  Burke began by saying that he

was a man of gentle manners.  "Sir,  (said Johnson,) you need say no more.  When you have said a man of

gentle manners; you have said enough."' 

'The late Mr. Fitzherbert told Mr. Langton that Johnson said to  him, "Sir, a man has no more right to SAY an

uncivil thing, than to  ACT one; no more right to say a rude thing to another than to knock  him down"' 

'Richardson had little conversation, except about his own works, of  which Sir Joshua Reynolds said he was

always willing to talk, and  glad to have them introduced.  Johnson when he carried Mr. Langton  to  see him,

professed that he could bring him out into  conversation, and  used this allusive expression, "Sir, I can make

him REAR."  But he  failed; for in that interview Richardson said  little else than that  there lay in the room a

translation of his  Clarissa into German.' 

'Once when somebody produced a newspaper in which there was a  letter of stupid abuse of Sir Joshua

Reynolds, of which Johnson  himself came in for a share,"Pray," said he, "let us have it read  aloud from

beginning to end;" which being done, he with a ludicrous  earnestness, and not directing his look to any

particular person,  called out, "Are we alive after all this satire!"' 

'Of Dr. Goldsmith he said, "No man was more foolish when he had not  a pen in his hand, or more wise when

he had."' 

'An observation of Bathurst's may be mentioned, which Johnson  repeated, appearing to acknowledge it to be

well founded, namely,  it  was somewhat remarkable how seldom, on occasion of coming into  the  company of

any new person, one felt any wish or inclination to  see him  again.' 

1781: AETAT. 72.]In 1781 Johnson at last completed his Lives of  the Poets, of which he gives this

account: 'Some time in March I  finished the Lives of the Poets, which I wrote in my usual way,  dilatorily and

hastily, unwilling to work, and working with vigour  and haste.'  In a memorandum previous to this, he says of

them:  'Written, I hope, in such a manner as may tend to the promotion of  piety.' 

The booksellers, justly sensible of the great additional value of  the copyright, presented him with another

hundred pounds, over and  above two hundred, for which his agreement was to furnish such  prefaces as he

thought fit. 

As he was so good as to make me a present of the greatest part of  the original and indeed only manuscript of

this admirable work, I  have an opportunity of observing with wonder, the correctness with  which he rapidly

struck off such glowing composition. 

The Life of COWLEY he himself considered as the best of the whole,  on account of the dissertation which it

contains on the  Metaphysical  Poets. 

While the world in general was filled with admiration of Johnson's  Lives of the Poets, there were narrow

circles in which prejudice  and  resentment were fostered, and from which attacks of different  sorts  issued

against him.  By some violent Whigs he was arraigned  of  injustice to Milton; by some Cambridge men of

depreciating Gray;  and  his expressing with a dignified freedom what he really thought  of  George, Lord

Lyttelton, gave offence to some of the friends of  that  nobleman, and particularly produced a declaration of

war  against him  from Mrs. Montagu, the ingenious Essayist on  Shakspeare, between whom  and his Lordship

a commerce of reciprocal  compliments had long been  carried on.  In this war the smaller  powers in alliance

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enjoyment of 'A Feast of Reason,' such as Mr.  Cumberland has  described, with a keen, yet just and delicate

pen, in  his Observer.  These minute inconveniences gave not the least  disturbance to  Johnson.  He nobly said,

when I talked to him of the  feeble, though  shrill outcry which had been raised, 'Sir, I considered  myself as

entrusted with a certain portion of truth.  I have given my  opinion  sincerely; let them shew where they think

me wrong.' 

I wrote to him in February, complaining of having been troubled by  a recurrence of the perplexing question

of Liberty and Necessity;  and mentioning that I hoped soon to meet him again in London. 

'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'DEAR SIR,I hoped you had got rid of all this hypocrisy of  misery.  What have you to do with Liberty and

Necessity?  Or what  more than to hold your tongue about it?  Do not doubt but I shall  be  most heartily glad to

see you here again, for I love every part  about  you but your affectation of distress. 

'I have at last finished my Lives, and have laid up for you a load  of copy, all out of order, so that it will amuse

you a long time to  set it right.  Come to me, my dear Bozzy, and let us be as happy as  we can.  We will go

again to the Mitre, and talk old times over.  I  am, dear Sir, yours affectionately, 

'March 14, 1781.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

On Monday, March 19, I arrived in London, and on Tuesday, the 20th,  met him in Fleetstreet, walking, or

rather indeed moving along;  for  his peculiar march is thus described in a very just and  picturesque  manner, in

a short Life of him published very soon  after his  death:'When he walked the streets, what with the  constant

roll of  his head, and the concomitant motion of his body,  he appeared to make  his way by that motion,

independent of his  feet.'  That he was often  much stared at while he advanced in this  manner, may easily be

believed; but it was not safe to make sport  of one so robust as he  was.  Mr. Langton saw him one day, in a fit

of absence, by a sudden  start, drive the load off a porter's back,  and walk forward briskly,  without being

conscious of what he had  done.  The porter was very  angry, but stood still, and eyed the  huge figure with

much  earnestness, till he was satisfied that his  wisest course was to be  quiet, and take up his burthen again. 

Our accidental meeting in the street after a long separation was a  pleasing surprize to us both.  He stepped

aside with me into  Falconcourt, and made kind inquiries about my family, and as we  were  in a hurry going

different ways, I promised to call on him  next day;  he said he was engaged to go out in the morning.  'Early,

Sir?' said  I.  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, a London morning does not go  with the sun.' 

I waited on him next evening, and he gave me a great portion of his  original manuscript of his Lives of the

Poets, which he had  preserved  for me. 

I found on visiting his friend, Mr. Thrale, that he was now very  ill, and had removed, I suppose by the

solicitation of Mrs. Thrale,  to a house in Grosvenorsquare.  I was sorry to see him sadly  changed  in his

appearance. 

He told me I might now have the pleasure to see Dr. Johnson drink  wine again, for he had lately returned to

it.  When I mentioned  this  to Johnson, he said, 'I drink it now sometimes, but not  socially.'  The first evening

that I was with him at Thrale's, I  observed he  poured a large quantity of it into a glass, and  swallowed it

greedily.  Every thing about his character and manners  was forcible and violent;  there never was any

moderation; many a  day did he fast, many a year  did he refrain from wine; but when he  did eat, it was

voraciously;  when he did drink wine, it was  copiously.  He could practise  abstinence, but not temperance. 


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Mrs. Thrale and I had a dispute, whether Shakspeare or Milton had  drawn the most admirable picture of a

man.*  I was for Shakspeare;  Mrs. Thrale for Milton; and after a fair hearing, Johnson decided  for  my opinion. 

* The passages considered, according to Boswell's note, were the  portrait of Hamlet's father (Ham. 3. 4.

5562), and the portrait of  Adam (P. L. 4. 300303).ED. 

I told him of one of Mr. Burke's playful sallies upon Dean Marlay:  'I don't like the Deanery of Ferns, it

sounds so like a BARREN  title.''Dr. HEATH should have it;' said I.  Johnson laughed, and  condescending

to trifle in the same mode of conceit, suggested Dr.  MOSS. 

He said, 'Mrs. Montagu has dropt me.  Now, Sir, there are people  whom one should like very well to drop, but

would not wish to be  dropped by.'  He certainly was vain of the society of ladies, and  could make himself very

agreeable to them, when he chose it; Sir  Joshua Reynolds agreed with me that he could.  Mr. Gibbon, with his

usual sneer, controverted it, perhaps in resentment of Johnson's  having talked with some disgust of his

ugliness, which one would  think a PHILOSOPHER would not mind.  Dean Marlay wittily observed,  'A  lady

may be vain, when she can turn a wolfdog into a lapdog.' 

His notion of the duty of a member of Parliament, sitting upon an  electioncommittee, was very high; and

when he was told of a  gentleman upon one of those committees, who read the newspapers  part  of the time,

and slept the rest, while the merits of a vote  were  examined by the counsel; and as an excuse, when

challenged by  the  chairman for such behaviour, bluntly answered, 'I had made up  my mind  upon that

case.'Johnson, with an indignant contempt,  said, 'If he  was such a rogue as to make up his mind upon a

case  without hearing  it, he should not have been such a fool as to tell  it.'  'I think  (said Mr. Dudley Long, now

North,) the Doctor has  pretty plainly made  him out to be both rogue and fool.' 

Johnson's profound reverence for the Hierarchy made him expect from  bishops the highest degree of

decorum; he was offended even at  their  going to taverns; 'A bishop (said he,) has nothing to do at a

tipplinghouse.  It is not indeed immoral in him to go to a tavern;  neither would it be immoral in him to whip

a top in Grosvenor  square.  But, if he did, I hope the boys would fall upon him, and  apply the whip to HIM.

There are gradations in conduct; there is  morality,decency,propriety.  None of these should be violated

by  a bishop.  A bishop should not go to a house where he may meet a  young  fellow leading out a wench.'

BOSWELL.  'But, Sir, every  tavern does  not admit women.'  JOHNSON.  'Depend upon it, Sir, any  tavern will

admit a welldrest man and a welldrest woman; they  will not perhaps  admit a woman whom they see every

night walking by  their door, in the  street.  But a welldrest man may lead in a  welldrest woman to any  tavern

in London.  Taverns sell meat and  drink, and will sell them to  any body who can eat and can drink.  You may

as well say that a mercer  will not sell silks to a woman of  the town.' 

He also disapproved of bishops going to routs, at least of their  staying at them longer than their presence

commanded respect.  He  mentioned a particular bishop.  'Poh! (said Mrs. Thrale,) the  Bishop  of  is

never minded at a rout.'  BOSWELL.  'When a  bishop places  himself in a situation where he has no distinct

character, and is of  no consequence, he degrades the dignity of his  order.'  JOHNSON.  'Mr.  Boswell, Madam

has said it as correctly as  it could be.' 

Johnson and his friend, Beauclerk, were once together in company  with several clergymen, who thought that

they should appear to  advantage, by assuming the lax jollity of men of the world; which,  as  it may be

observed in similar cases, they carried to noisy  excess.  Johnson, who they expected would be

ENTERTAINED, sat grave  and silent  for some time; at last, turning to Beauclerk, he said,  by no means in  a

whisper, 'This merriment of parsons is mighty  offensive.' 

On Friday, March 30, I dined with him at Sir Joshua Reynolds's,  with the Earl of Charlemont, Sir Annesley

Stewart, Mr. Eliot of  PortEliot, Mr. Burke, Dean Marlay, Mr. Langton; a most agreeable  day, of which I


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regret that every circumstance is not preserved;  but  it is unreasonable to require such a multiplication of

felicity. 

Mr. Eliot mentioned a curious liquor peculiar to his country, which  the Cornish fishermen drink.  They call it

Mahogany; and it is made  of two parts gin, and one part treacle, well beaten together.  I  begged to have some

of it made, which was done with proper skill by  Mr. Eliot.  I thought it very good liquor; and said it was a

counterpart of what is called Athol Porridge in the Highlands of  Scotland, which is a mixture of whisky and

honey.  Johnson said,  'that must be a better liquor than the Cornish, for both its  component parts are better.'  He

also observed, 'Mahogany must be a  modern name; for it is not long since the wood called mahogany was

known in this country.'  I mentioned his scale of liquors;claret  for boys,port for men,brandy for

heroes.  'Then (said Mr.  Burke,)  let me have claret: I love to be a boy; to have the  careless gaiety of  boyish

days.'  JOHNSON.  'I should drink claret  too, if it would give  me that; but it does not: it neither makes  boys

men, nor men boys.  You'll be drowned by it, before it has any  effect upon you.' 

I ventured to mention a ludicrous paragraph in the newspapers, that  Dr. Johnson was learning to dance of

Vestris.  Lord Charlemont,  wishing to excite him to talk, proposed in a whisper, that he  should  be asked,

whether it was true.  'Shall I ask him?' said his  Lordship.  We were, by a great majority, clear for the

experiment.  Upon which  his Lordship very gravely, and with a courteous air  said, 'Pray, Sir,  is it true that you

are taking lessons of  Vestris?'  This was risking  a good deal, and required the boldness  of a General of Irish

Volunteers to make the attempt.  Johnson was  at first startled, and in  some heat answered, 'How can your

Lordship ask so simple a question?'  But immediately recovering  himself, whether from unwillingness to be

deceived, or to appear  deceived, or whether from real good humour, he  kept up the joke:  'Nay, but if any

body were to answer the paragraph,  and contradict  it, I'd have a reply, and would say, that he who

contradicted it  was no friend either to Vestris or me.  For why should  not Dr.  Johnson add to his other powers

a little corporeal agility?  Socrates learnt to dance at an advanced age, and Cato learnt Greek  at  an advanced

age.  Then it might proceed to say, that this  Johnson, not  content with dancing on the ground, might dance on

the  rope; and they  might introduce the elephant dancing on the rope.' 

On Sunday, April 1, I dined with him at Mr. Thrale's, with Sir  Philip Jennings Clerk and Mr. Perkins, who

had the superintendence  of  Mr. Thrale's brewery, with a salary of five hundred pounds a  year.  Sir Philip had

the appearance of a gentleman of ancient  family, well  advanced in life.  He wore his own white hair in a bag

of goodly size,  a black velvet coat, with an embroidered waistcoat,  and very rich  laced ruffles; which Mrs.

Thrale said were old  fashioned, but which,  for that reason, I thought the more  respectable, more like a Tory;

yet  Sir Philip was then in  Opposition in Parliament.  'Ah, Sir, (said  Johnson,) ancient  ruffles and modern

principles do not agree.'  Sir  Philip defended  the Opposition to the American war ably and with  temper, and I

joined him.  He said, the majority of the nation was  against the  ministry.  JOHNSON.  'I, Sir, am against the

ministry; but  it is  for having too little of that, of which Opposition thinks they  have  too much.  Were I

minister, if any man wagged his finger against  me, he should be turned out; for that which it is in the power

of  Government to give at pleasure to one or to another, should be  given  to the supporters of Government.  If

you will not oppose at  the  expence of losing your place, your opposition will not be  honest, you  will feel no

serious grievance; and the present  opposition is only a  contest to get what others have.  Sir Robert  Walpole

acted as I would  do.  As to the American war, the SENSE of  the nation is WITH the  ministry.  The majority of

those who can  UNDERSTAND is with it; the  majority of those who can only HEAR, is  against it; and as

those who  can only hear are more numerous than  those who can understand, and  Opposition is always

loudest, a  majority of the rabble will be for  Opposition.' 

This boisterous vivacity entertained us; but the truth in my  opinion was, that those who could understand the

best were against  the American war, as almost every man now is, when the question has  been coolly

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Mrs. Thrale gave high praise to Mr. Dudley Long, (now North).  JOHNSON.  'Nay, my dear lady, don't talk so.

Mr. Long's character  is  very SHORT.  It is nothing.  He fills a chair.  He is a man of  genteel  appearance, and

that is all. I know nobody who blasts by  praise as you  do: for whenever there is exaggerated praise, every

body is set  against a character.  They are provoked to attack it.  Now there is  Pepys; you praised that man with

such disproportion,  that I was  incited to lessen him, perhaps more than he deserves.  His blood is  upon your

head.  By the same principle, your malice  defeats itself;  for your censure is too violent.  And yet, (looking  to

her with a  leering smile,) she is the first woman in the world,  could she but  restrain that wicked tongue of

hers;she would be  the only woman,  could she but command that little whirligig.' 

Upon the subject of exaggerated praise I took the liberty to say,  that I thought there might be very high praise

given to a known  character which deserved it, and therefore it would not be  exaggerated.  Thus, one might say

of Mr. Edmund Burke, He is a very  wonderful man.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, you would not be safe if  another

man had a mind perversely to contradict.  He might answer,  "Where is  all the wonder?  Burke is, to be sure, a

man of uncommon  abilities,  with a great quantity of matter in his mind, and a great  fluency of  language in his

mouth.  But we are not to be stunned and  astonished by  him."  So you see, Sir, even Burke would suffer, not

from any fault of  his own, but from your folly.' 

Mrs. Thrale mentioned a gentleman who had acquired a fortune of  four thousand a year in trade, but was

absolutely miserable,  because  he could not talk in company; so miserable, that he was  impelled to  lament his

situation in the street to ******, whom he  hates, and who  he knows despises him.  'I am a most unhappy man,

(said he).  I am  invited to conversations.  I go to conversations;  but, alas! I have no  conversation.'  JOHNSON.

'Man commonly cannot  be successful in  different ways.  This gentleman has spent, in  getting four thousand

pounds a year, the time in which he might  have learnt to talk; and now  he cannot talk.'  Mr. Perkins made a

shrewd and droll remark: 'If he  had got his four thousand a year as  a mountebank, he might have learnt  to talk

at the same time that he  was getting his fortune.' 

Some other gentlemen came in.  The conversation concerning the  person whose character Dr. Johnson had

treated so slightingly, as  he  did not know his merit, was resumed.  Mrs. Thrale said, 'You  think so  of him, Sir,

because he is quiet, and does not exert  himself with  force.  You'll be saying the same thing of Mr. *****

there, who sits  as quiet.'  This was not wellbred; and Johnson  did not let it pass  without correction.  'Nay,

Madam, what right  have you to talk thus?  Both Mr. ***** and I have reason to take it  ill.  You may talk so of

Mr. *****; but why do you make me do it?  Have I said anything against  Mr. *****?  You have set him, that I

might shoot him: but I have not  shot him.' 

One of the gentlemen said, he had seen three folio volumes of Dr.  Johnson's sayings collected by me.  'I must

put you right, Sir,  (said  I,) for I am very exact in authenticity.  You could not see  folio  volumes, for I have

none: you might have seen some in quarto  and  octavo.  This is inattention which one should guard against.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is a want of concern about veracity.  He does  not know that  he saw any volumes.  If he had

seen them he could  have remembered  their size.' 

Mr. Thrale appeared very lethargick today.  I saw him again on  Monday evening, at which time he was not

thought to be in immediate  danger; but early in the morning of Wednesday, the 4th, he expired.  Johnson was

in the house, and thus mentions the event: 'I felt  almost  the last flutter of his pulse, and looked for the last

time  upon the  face that for fifteen years had never been turned upon me  but with  respect and benignity.'  Upon

that day there was a Call of  The  LITERARY CLUB; but Johnson apologised for his absence by the  following

note: 

'MR. JOHNSON knows that Sir Joshua Reynolds and the other gentlemen  will excuse his incompliance with

the call, when they are told that  Mr. Thrale died this morning.Wednesday.' 


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Mr. Thrale's death was a very essential loss to Johnson, who,  although he did not foresee all that afterwards

happened, was  sufficiently convinced that the comforts which Mr. Thrale's family  afforded him, would now

in a great measure cease.  He, however,  continued to shew a kind attention to his widow and children as  long

as it was acceptable; and he took upon him, with a very  earnest  concern, the office of one of his executors,

the importance  of which  seemed greater than usual to him, from his circumstances  having been  always such,

that he had scarcely any share in the real  business of  life.  His friends of THE CLUB were in hopes that Mr.

Thrale might  have made a liberal provision for him for his life,  which, as Mr.  Thrale left no son, and a very

large fortune, it  would have been  highly to his honour to have done; and, considering  Dr. Johnson's age,

could not have been of long duration; but he  bequeathed him only two  hundred pounds, which was the legacy

given  to each of his executors.  I could not but be somewhat diverted by  hearing Johnson talk in a  pompous

manner of his new office, and  particularly of the concerns of  the brewery, which it was at last  resolved should

be sold.  Lord Lucan  tells a very good story,  which, if not precisely exact, is certainly  characteristical: that

when the sale of Thrale's brewery was going  forward, Johnson  appeared bustling about, with an inkhorn and

pen in  his button  hole, like an exciseman; and on being asked what he  really  considered to be the value of

the property which was to be  disposed  of, answered, 'We are not here to sell a parcel of boilers  and  vats, but

the potentiality of growing rich, beyond the dreams of  avarice.' 

On Friday, April 6, he carried me to dine at a club, which, at his  desire, had been lately formed at the Queen's

Arms, in St. Paul's  Churchyard.  He told Mr. Hoole, that he wished to have a City  Club,  and asked him to

collect one; but, said he, 'Don't let them  be  PATRIOTS.'  The company were today very sensible,

wellbehaved  men. 

On Friday, April 13, being GoodFriday, I went to St. Clement's  church with him as usual.  There I saw again

his old fellow  collegian, Edwards, to whom I said, 'I think, Sir, Dr. Johnson and  you meet only at

Church.''Sir, (said he,) it is the best place we  can meet in, except Heaven, and I hope we shall meet there

too.'  Dr.  Johnson told me, that there was very little communication  between  Edwards and him, after their

unexpected renewal of  acquaintance.  'But, (said he, smiling), he met me once, and said,  "I am told you  have

written a very pretty book called The Rambler."  I was unwilling  that he should leave the world in total

darkness,  and sent him a set.' 

Mr. Berrenger visited him today, and was very pleasing. We talked  of an evening society for conversation at

a house in town, of which  we were all members, but of which Johnson said, 'It will never do,  Sir.  There is

nothing served about there, neither tea, nor coffee,  nor lemonade, nor any thing whatever; and depend upon

it, Sir, a  man  does not love to go to a place from whence he comes out exactly  as he  went in.'  I endeavoured,

for argument's sake, to maintain  that men of  learning and talents might have very good intellectual  society,

without the aid of any little gratifications of the  senses.  Berrenger  joined with Johnson, and said, that without

these any meeting would be  dull and insipid.  He would therefore  have all the slight  refreshments; nay, it

would not be amiss to  have some cold meat, and a  bottle of wine upon a sideboard.  'Sir,  (said Johnson to

me, with an  air of triumph,) Mr. Berrenger knows  the world.  Every body loves to  have good things furnished

to them  without any trouble.  I told Mrs.  Thrale once, that as she did not  choose to have card tables, she

should have a profusion of the best  sweetmeats, and she would be sure  to have company enough come to  her.' 

On Sunday, April 15, being Easterday, after solemn worship in St.  Paul's church, I found him alone; Dr.

Scott of the Commons came in. 

We talked of the difference between the mode of education at  Oxford, and that in those Colleges where

instruction is chiefly  conveyed by lectures.  JOHNSON.  'Lectures were once useful; but  now,  when all can

read, and books are so numerous, lectures are  unnecessary.  If your attention fails, and you miss a part of a

lecture, it is lost; you cannot go back as you do upon a book.'  Dr.  Scott agreed with him.  'But yet (said I), Dr.

Scott, you  yourself  gave lectures at Oxford.'  He smiled.  'You laughed (then  said I,) at  those who came to you.' 


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Dr. Scott left us, and soon afterwards we went to dinner.  Our  company consisted of Mrs. Williams, Mrs.

Desmoulins, Mr. Levett,  Mr.  Allen, the printer, and Mrs. Hall, sister of the Reverend Mr.  John  Wesley, and

resembling him, as I thought, both in figure and  manner.  Johnson produced now, for the first time, some

handsome  silver  salvers, which he told me he had bought fourteen years ago;  so it was  a great day.  I was not

a little amused by observing  Allen perpetually  struggling to talk in the manner of Johnson, like  the little frog

in  the fable blowing himself up to resemble the  stately ox. 

He mentioned a thing as not unfrequent, of which I had never heard  before,being CALLED, that is,

hearing one's name pronounced by  the  voice of a known person at a great distance, far beyond the  possibility

of being reached by any sound uttered by human organs.  'An acquaintance, on whose veracity I can depend,

told me, that  walking home one evening to Kilmarnock, he heard himself called  from  a wood, by the voice of

a brother who had gone to America; and  the  next packet brought accounts of that brother's death.'  Macbean

asserted that this inexplicable CALLING was a thing very well  known.  Dr. Johnson said, that one day at

Oxford, as he was turning  the key  of his chamber, he heard his mother distinctly call SAM.  She was then  at

Lichfleld; but nothing ensued.  This phaenomenon  is, I think, as  wonderful as any other mysterious fact,

which many  people are very  slow to believe, or rather, indeed, reject with an  obstinate contempt. 

Some time after this, upon his making a remark which escaped my  attention, Mrs. Williams and Mrs. Hall

were both together striving  to  answer him.  He grew angry, and called out loudly, 'Nay, when  you both  speak

at once, it is intolerable.'  But checking himself,  and  softening, he said, 'This one may say, though you ARE

ladies.'  Then he  brightened into gay humour, and addressed them in the words  of one of  the songs in The

Beggar's Opera: 

    'But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.'

'What, Sir, (said I,) are you going to turn Captain Macheath?'  There was something as pleasantly ludicrous in

this scene as can be  imagined.  The contrast between Macheath, Polly, and Lucyand Dr.  Samuel Johnson,

blind, peevish Mrs. Williams, and lean, lank,  preaching Mrs. Hall, was exquisite. 

On Friday, April 20, I spent with him one of the happiest days that  I remember to have enjoyed in the whole

course of my life.  Mrs.  Garrick, whose grief for the loss of her husband was, I believe, as  sincere as wounded

affection and admiration could produce, had this  day, for the first time since his death, a select party of his

friends to dine with her.  The company was Miss Hannah More, who  lived with her, and whom she called her

Chaplain; Mrs. Boscawen,  Mrs.  Elizabeth Carter, Sir Joshua Reynolds, Dr. Burney, Dr.  Johnson, and  myself.

We found ourselves very elegantly entertained  at her house in  the Adelphi, where I have passed many a

pleasing  hour with him 'who  gladdened life.'  She looked well, talked of her  husband with  complacency, and

while she cast her eyes on his  portrait, which hung  over the chimneypiece, said, that 'death was  now the

most agreeable  object to her.'  The very semblance of David  Garrick was cheering. 

We were all in fine spirits; and I whispered to Mrs. Boscawen, 'I  believe this is as much as can be made of

life.'  In addition to a  splendid entertainment, we were regaled with Lichfield ale, which  had  a peculiar

appropriated value.  Sir Joshua, and Dr. Burney, and  I,  drank cordially of it to Dr. Johnson's health; and

though he  would not  join us, he as cordially answered, 'Gentlemen, I wish you  all as well  as you do me.' 

The general effect of this day dwells upon my mind in fond  remembrance; but I do not find much

conversation recorded.  What I  have preserved shall be faithfully given. 

One of the company mentioned Mr. Thomas Hollis, the strenuous Whig,  who used to send over Europe

presents of democratical books, with  their boards stamped with daggers and caps of liberty.  Mrs. Carter  said,

'He was a bad man.  He used to talk uncharitably.'  JOHNSON.  'Poh! poh!  Madam; who is the worse for being

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done harm to a man whom he knew to  be of very opposite  principles to his own.  I remember once at the

Society of Arts, when  an advertisement was to be drawn up, he  pointed me out as the man who  could do it

best.  This, you will  observe, was kindness to me.  I  however slipt away, and escaped  it.' 

Mrs. Carter having said of the same person, 'I doubt he was an  Atheist.'  JOHNSON.  'I don't know that.  He

might perhaps have  become one, if he had had time to ripen, (smiling.)  He might have  EXUBERATED into

an Atheist.' 

Sir Joshua Reynolds praised Mudge's Sermons.  JOHNSON.  'Mudge's  Sermons are good, but not practical.  He

grasps more sense than he  can hold; he takes more corn than he can make into meal; he opens a  wide

prospect, but it is so distant, it is indistinct.  I love  Blair's Sermons.  Though the dog is a Scotchman, and a

Presbyterian,  and every thing he should not be, I was the first to  praise them.  Such was my candour,'

(smiling.)  MRS. BOSCAWEN.  'Such his great  merit to get the better of all your prejudices.'  JOHNSON.

'Why,  Madam, let us compound the matter; let us ascribe  it to my candour,  and his merit.' 

In the evening we had a large company in the drawingroom, several  ladies, the Bishop of Killaloe, Dr.

Percy, Mr. Chamberlayne, of the  Treasury, 

Talking of a very respectable authour, he told us a curious  circumstance in his life, which was, that he had

married a  printer's  devil.  REYNOLDS.  'A printer's devil, Sir!  Why, I  thought a  printer's devil was a creature

with a black face and in  rags.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.  But I suppose, he had her face  washed, and put  clean

clothes on her.  (Then looking very serious,  and very earnest.)  And she did not disgrace him; the woman had a

bottom of good sense.'  The word bottom thus introduced, was so  ludicrous when contrasted  with his gravity,

that most of us could  not forbear tittering and  laughing; though I recollect that the  Bishop of Killaloe kept his

countenance with perfect steadiness,  while Miss Hannah More slyly hid  her face behind a lady's back who  sat

on the same settee with her.  His pride could not bear that any  expression of his should excite  ridicule, when

he did not intend  it; he therefore resolved to assume  and exercise despotick power,  glanced sternly around,

and called out  in a strong tone, 'Where's  the merriment?'  Then collecting himself,  and looking aweful, to

make us feel how he could impose restraint, and  as it were  searching his mind for a still more ludicrous word,

he  slowly  pronounced, 'I say the WOMAN was FUNDAMENTALLY sensible;' as if  he  had said, hear this

now, and laugh if you dare.  We all sat  composed as at a funeral. 

He and I walked away together; we stopped a little while by the  rails of the Adelphi, looking on the Thames,

and I said to him with  some emotion that I was now thinking of two friends we had lost,  who  once lived in

the buildings behind us, Beauclerk and Garrick.  'Ay,  Sir, (said he, tenderly,) and two such friends as cannot

be  supplied.' 

For some time after this day I did not see him very often, and of  the conversation which I did enjoy, I am

sorry to find I have  preserved but little.  I was at this time engaged in a variety of  other matters, which

required exertion and assiduity, and  necessarily  occupied almost all my time. 

On Tuesday, May 8, I had the pleasure of again dining with him and  Mr. Wilkes, at Mr. Dilly's.  No

NEGOCIATION was now required to  bring  them together; for Johnson was so well satisfied with the  former

interview, that he was very glad to meet Wilkes again, who  was this  day seated between Dr. Beattie and Dr.

Johnson; (between  Truth and  Reason, as General Paoli said, when I told him of it.)  WILKES.  'I  have been

thinking, Dr. Johnson, that there should be a  bill brought  into parliament that the controverted elections for

Scotland should be  tried in that country, at their own Abbey of  HolyRood House, and not  here; for the

consequence of trying them  here is, that we have an  inundation of Scotchmen, who come up and  never go

back again.  Now  here is Boswell, who is come up upon the  election for his own county,  which will not last a

fortnight.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, I see no reason  why they should be tried at  all; for, you know, one

Scotchman is as  good as another.'  WILKES.  'Pray, Boswell, how much may be got in a  year by an Advocate


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at the  Scotch bar?'  BOSWELL.  'I believe two  thousand pounds.'  WILKES.  'How can it be possible to spend

that money  in Scotland?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, the money may be spent in England:  but there is a harder

question.  If one man in Scotland gets  possession of two thousand  pounds, what remains for all the rest of  the

nation?'  WILKES.  'You know, in the last war, the immense booty  which Thurot carried  off by the complete

plunder of seven Scotch  isles; he reembarked  with THREE AND SIXPENCE.'  Here again Johnson  and

Wilkes joined in  extravagant sportive raillery upon the supposed  poverty of  Scotland, which Dr. Beattie and I

did not think it worth  our while  to dispute. 

The subject of quotation being introduced, Mr. Wilkes censured it  as pedantry.  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir, it is a

good thing; there is a  community of mind in it.  Classical quotation is the parole of  literary men all over the

world.' 

He gave us an entertaining account of Bet Flint, a woman of the  town, who, with some eccentrick talents and

much effrontery, forced  herself upon his acquaintance.  'Bet (said he,) wrote her own Life  in  verse, which she

brought to me, wishing that I would furnish her  with  a Preface to it, (laughing.)  I used to say of her that she

was  generally slut and drunkard; occasionally, whore and thief.  She had,  however, genteel lodgings, a spinnet

on which she played,  and a boy  that walked before her chair.  Poor Bet was taken up on a  charge of  stealing a

counterpane, and tried at the Old Bailey.  Chief Justice  , who loved a wench, summed up favourably,

and  she was  acquitted.  After which Bet said, with a gay and satisfied  air, "Now  that the counterpane is MY

OWN, I shall make a petticoat  of it."' 

Talking of oratory, Mr. Wilkes described it as accompanied with all  the charms of poetical expression.

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; oratory is  the power of beating down your adversary's arguments, and putting  better in

their place.'  WILKES.  'But this does not move the  passions.'  JOHNSON.  'He must be a weak man, who is to

be so  moved.'  WILKES.  (naming a celebrated orator,) 'Amidst all the  brilliancy of  's imagination,

and the exuberance of his wit,  there is a  strange want of TASTE.  It was observed of Apelles's  Venus, that her

flesh seemed as if she had been nourished by roses:  his oratory would  sometimes make one suspect that he

eats potatoes  and drinks whisky.' 

Mr. Wilkes said to me, loud enough for Dr. Johnson to hear, 'Dr.  Johnson should make me a present of his

Lives of the Poets, as I am  a  poor patriot, who cannot afford to buy them.'  Johnson seemed to  take  no notice

of this hint; but in a little while, he called to  Mr. Dilly,  'Pray, Sir, be so good as to send a set of my Lives to

Mr. Wilkes,  with my compliments.'  This was accordingly done; and  Mr. Wilkes paid  Dr. Johnson a visit, was

courteously received, and  sat with him a long  time. 

The company gradually dropped away.  Mr. Dilly himself was called  down stairs upon business; I left the

room for some time; when I  returned, I was struck with observing Dr. Samuel Johnson and John  Wilkes,

Esq., literally teteatete; for they were reclined upon  their chairs, with their heads leaning almost close to

each other,  and talking earnestly, in a kind of confidential whisper, of the  personal quarrel between George

the Second and the King of Prussia.  Such a scene of perfectly easy sociality between two such opponents  in

the war of political controversy, as that which I now beheld,  would have been an excellent subject for a

picture.  It presented  to  my mind the happy days which are foretold in Scripture, when the  lion  shall lie down

with the kid. 

After this day there was another pretty long interval, during which  Dr. Johnson and I did not meet.  When I

mentioned it to him with  regret, he was pleased to say, 'Then, Sir, let us live double.' 

About this time it was much the fashion for several ladies to have  evening assemblies, where the fair sex

might participate in  conversation with literary and ingenious men, animated by a desire  to  please.  These

societies were denominated Bluestocking Clubs,  the  origin of which title being little known, it may be worth

while  to  relate it.  One of the most eminent members of those societies,  when  they first commenced, was Mr.


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Stillingfleet, whose dress was  remarkably grave, and in particular it was observed, that he wore  blue

stockings.  Such was the excellence of his conversation, that  his absence was felt as so great a loss, that it used

to be said,  'We  can do nothing without the blue stockings;' and thus by degrees  the  title was established.  Miss

Hannah More has admirably  described a  Bluestocking Club, in her Bas Bleu, a poem in which  many of the

persons who were most conspicuous there are mentioned. 

Johnson was prevailed with to come sometimes into these circles,  and did not think himself too grave even

for the lively Miss  Monckton  (now Countess of Corke), who used to have the finest BIT  OF BLUE at  the

house of her mother, Lady Galway.  Her vivacity  enchanted the  Sage, and they used to talk together with all

imaginable ease.  A  singular instance happened one evening, when  she insisted that some of  Sterne's writings

were very pathetick.  Johnson bluntly denied it.  'I  am sure (said she,) they have  affected ME.'  'Why, (said

Johnson,  smiling, and rolling himself  about,) that is, because, dearest, you're  a dunce.'  When she some  time

afterwards mentioned this to him, he  said with equal truth and  politeness; 'Madam, if I had thought so, I

certainly should not  have said it.' 

Another evening Johnson's kind indulgence towards me had a pretty  difficult trial.  I had dined at the Duke of

Montrose's with a very  agreeable party, and his Grace, according to his usual custom, had  circulated the

bottle very freely.  Lord Graham and I went together  to Miss Monckton's, where I certainly was in

extraordinary spirits,  and above all fear or awe.  In the midst of a great number of  persons  of the first rank,

amongst whom I recollect with confusion,  a noble  lady of the most stately decorum, I placed myself next to

Johnson, and  thinking myself now fully his match, talked to him in  a loud and  boisterous manner, desirous to

let the company know how  I could  contend with Ajax.  I particularly remember pressing him  upon the  value

of the pleasures of the imagination, and as an  illustration of  my argument, asking him, 'What, Sir, supposing I

were to fancy that  the  (naming the most charming Duchess in  his Majesty's  dominions) were in love

with me, should I not be very  happy?'  My  friend with much address evaded my interrogatories, and  kept me

as  quiet as possible; but it may easily be conceived how he  must have  felt.  However, when a few days

afterwards I waited upon  him and made  an apology, he behaved with the most friendly  gentleness. 

While I remained in London this year, Johnson and I dined together  at several places.  I recollect a placid day

at Dr. Butter's, who  had  now removed from Derby to Lower Grosvenorstreet, London; but  of his

conversation on that and other occasions during this period,  I  neglected to keep any regular record, and shall

therefore insert  here  some miscellaneous articles which I find in my Johnsonian  notes. 

His disorderly habits, when 'making provision for the day that was  passing over him,' appear from the

following anecdote, communicated  to me by Mr. John Nichols:'In the year 1763, a young bookseller,  who

was an apprentice to Mr. Whiston, waited on him with a  subscription to his Shakspeare: and observing that

the Doctor made  no  entry in any book of the subscriber's name, ventured diffidently  to  ask, whether he would

please to have the gentleman's address,  that it  might be properly inserted in the printed list of  subscribers.  "I

shall print no list of subscribers;" said Johnson,  with great  abruptness: but almost immediately recollecting

himself,  added, very  complacently, "Sir, I have two very cogent reasons for  not printing  any list of

subscribers;one, that I have lost all  the names,the  other, that I have spent all the money." 

Johnson could not brook appearing to be worsted in argument, even  when he had taken the wrong side, to

shew the force and dexterity  of  his talents.  When, therefore, he perceived that his opponent  gained  ground, he

had recourse to some sudden mode of robust  sophistry.  Once  when I was pressing upon him with visible

advantage, he stopped me  thus:'My dear Boswell, let's have no  more of this; you'll make  nothing of it.  I'd

rather have you  whistle a Scotch tune.' 

Care, however, must be taken to distinguish between Johnson when he  'talked for victory,' and Johnson when

he had no desire but to  inform  and illustrate.  'One of Johnson s principal talents (says  an eminent  friend of

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could contrive to  have his fair opinion on a subject, and without  any bias from personal  prejudice, or from a

wish to be victorious  in argument, it was wisdom  itself, not only convincing, but  overpowering.' 

He had, however, all his life habituated himself to consider  conversation as a trial of intellectual vigour and

skill; and to  this, I think, we may venture to ascribe that unexampled richness  and  brilliancy which appeared

in his own.  As a proof at once of  his  eagerness for colloquial distinction, and his high notion of  this  eminent

friend, he once addressed him thus: ', we now  have been  several hours together; and you have said

but one thing  for which I  envied you.' 

Goldsmith could sometimes take adventurous liberties with him, and  escape unpunished.  Beauclerk told me

that when Goldsmith talked of  a  project for having a third Theatre in London, solely for the  exhibition of new

plays, in order to deliver authours from the  supposed tyranny of managers, Johnson treated it slightingly;

upon  which Goldsmith said, 'Ay, ay, this may be nothing to you, who can  now shelter yourself behind the

corner of a pension;' and that  Johnson bore this with goodhumour. 

Johnson had called twice on the Bishop of Killaloe before his  Lordship set out for Ireland, having missed him

the first time.  He  said, 'It would have hung heavy on my heart if I had not seen him.  No  man ever paid more

attention to another than he has done to me;  and I  have neglected him, not wilfully, but from being otherwise

occupied.  Always, Sir, set a high value on spontaneous kindness.  He whose  inclination prompts him to

cultivate your friendship of  his own  accord, will love you more than one whom you have been at  pains to

attach to you.' 

I asked him if he was not dissatisfied with having so small a share  of wealth, and none of those distinctions in

the state which are  the  objects of ambition.  He had only a pension of three hundred a  year.  Why was he not in

such circumstances as to keep his coach?  Why had he  not some considerable office?  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I have

never complained  of the world; nor do I think that I have reason to  complain.  It is  rather to be wondered at

that I have so much.  My  pension is more out  of the usual course of things than any instance  that I have

known.  Here, Sir, was a man avowedly no friend to  Government at the time,  who got a pension without

asking for it.  I  never courted the great;  they sent for me; but I think they now  give me up.  They are  satisfied;

they have seen enough of me.' 

Strange, however, it is, to consider how few of the great sought  his society; so that if one were disposed to

take occasion for  satire  on that account, very conspicuous objects present  themselves.  His  noble friend, Lord

Elibank, well observed, that if  a great man  procured an interview with Johnson, and did not wish to  see him

more,  it shewed a mere idle curiosity, and a wretched want  of relish for  extraordinary powers of mind.  Mrs.

Thrale justly and  wittily  accounted for such conduct by saying, that Johnson's  conversation was  by much too

strong for a person accustomed to  obsequiousness and  flattery; it was mustard in a young child's  mouth! 

On Saturday, June 2, I set out for Scotland, and had promised to  pay a visit in my way, as I sometimes did, at

Southill, in  Bedfordshire, at the hospitable mansion of 'Squire Dilly, the elder  brother of my worthy friends,

the booksellers, in the Poultry.  Dr.  Johnson agreed to be of the party this year, with Mr. Charles Dilly  and me,

and to go and see Lord Bute's seat at Luton Hoe.  He talked  little to us in the carriage, being chiefly occupied

in reading Dr.  Watson's second volume of Chemical Essays, which he liked very  well,  and his own Prince of

Abyssinia, on which he seemed to be  intensely  fixed; having told us, that he had not looked at it since  it was

first  published.  I happened to take it out of my pocket  this day, and he  seized upon it with avidity. 

We stopped at Welwyn, where I wished much to see, in company with  Dr. Johnson, the residence of the

authour of Night Thoughts, which  was then possessed by his son, Mr. Young.  Here some address was

requisite, for I was not acquainted with Mr. Young, and had I  proposed to Dr. Johnson that we should send to

him, he would have  checked my wish, and perhaps been offended.  I therefore concerted  with Mr. Dilly, that I

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unfavourable, nothing was to be said; but if agreeable, I should  return and notify it to them.  I hastened to Mr.

Young's, found he  was at home, sent in word that a gentleman desired to wait upon  him,  and was shewn into

a parlour, where he and a young lady, his  daughter,  were sitting.  He appeared to be a plain, civil, country

gentleman;  and when I begged pardon for presuming to trouble him,  but that I  wished much to see his place,

if he would give me leave;  he behaved  very courteously, and answered, 'By all means, Sir; we  are just going

to drink tea; will you sit down?'  I thanked him,  but said, that Dr.  Johnson had come with me from London,

and I must  return to the inn and  drink tea with him; that my name was Boswell,  I had travelled with him  in

the Hebrides.  'Sir, (said he,) I  should think it a great honour to  see Dr. Johnson here.  Will you  allow me to

send for him?'  Availing  myself of this opening, I said  that 'I would go myself and bring him,  when he had

drunk tea; he  knew nothing of my calling here.'  Having  been thus successful, I  hastened back to the inn, and

informed Dr.  Johnson that 'Mr. Young,  son of Dr. Young, the authour of Night  Thoughts, whom I had just

left, desired to have the honour of seeing  him at the house where  his father lived.'  Dr. Johnson luckily made

no  inquiry how this  invitation had arisen, but agreed to go, and when we  entered Mr.  Young's parlour, he

addressed him with a very polite bow,  'Sir, I  had a curiosity to come and see this place.  I had the honour  to

know that great man, your father.'  We went into the garden, where  we found a gravel walk, on each side of

which was a row of trees,  planted by Dr. Young, which formed a handsome Gothick arch; Dr.  Johnson called

it a fine grove.  I beheld it with reverence. 

We sat some time in the summerhouse, on the outside wall of which  was inscribed, 'Ambulantes in horto

audiebant vocem Dei;' and in  reference to a brook by which it is situated, 'Vivendi recte qui  prorogat horam,'

I said to Mr. Young, that I had been told his  father was cheerful.  'Sir, (said he,) he was too wellbred a man

not  to be cheerful in company; but he was gloomy when alone.  He  never was  cheerful after my mother's

death, and he had met with  many  disappointments.'  Dr. Johnson observed to me afterwards,  'That this  was no

favourable account of Dr. Young; for it is not  becoming in a  man to have so little acquiescence in the ways of

Providence, as to be  gloomy because he has not obtained as much  preferment as he expected;  nor to continue

gloomy for the loss of  his wife.  Grief has its time.'  The last part of this censure was  theoretically made.

Practically,  we know that grief for the loss  of a wife may be continued very long,  in proportion as affection

has been sincere.  No man knew this better  than Dr. Johnson. 

Upon the road we talked of the uncertainty of profit with which  authours and booksellers engage in the

publication of literary  works.  JOHNSON.  'My judgement I have found is no certain rule as  to the  sale of a

book.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, have you been much  plagued  with authours sending you their works to revise?'

JOHNSON.  'No, Sir;  I have been thought a sour, surly fellow.'  BOSWELL.  'Very lucky.  for  you, Sir,in

that respect.'  I must however  observe, that  notwithstanding what he now said, which he no doubt  imagined at

the  time to be the fact, there was, perhaps, no man who  more frequently  yielded to the solicitations even of

very obscure  authours, to read  their manuscripts, or more liberally assisted  them with advice and  correction. 

He found himself very happy at 'Squire Dilly's, where there is  always abundance of excellent fare, and hearty

welcome. 

On Sunday, June 3, we all went to Southill church, which is very  near to Mr. Dilly's house.  It being the first

Sunday of the month,  the holy sacrament was administered, and I staid to partake of it.  When I came

afterwards into Dr. Johnson's room, he said, 'You did  right to stay and receive the communion; I had not

thought of it.'  This seemed to imply that he did not choose to approach the altar  without a previous

preparation, as to which good men entertain  different opinions, some holding that it is irreverent to partake  of

that ordinance without considerable premeditation. 

Although upon most occasions I never heard a more strenuous  advocate for the advantages of wealth, than

Dr. Johnson: he this  day,  I know not from what caprice, took the other side.  'I have  not  observed (said he,)

that men of very large fortunes enjoy any  thing  extraordinary that makes happiness.  What has the Duke of

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enjoyment of wealth was, that of  Jamaica Dawkins,  who, going to visit Palmyra, and hearing that the  way

was infested by  robbers, hired a troop of Turkish horse to  guard him.' 

Dr. Gibbons, the Dissenting minister, being mentioned, he said, 'I  took to Dr. Gibbons.'  And addressing

himself to Mr. Charles Dilly,  added, 'I shall be glad to see him.  Tell him, if he'll call on me,  and dawdle over

a dish of tea in an afternoon, I shall take it  kind.' 

The Reverend Mr. Smith, Vicar of Southill, a very respectable man,  with a very agreeable family, sent an

invitation to us to drink  tea.  I remarked Dr. Johnson's very respectful politeness.  Though  always  fond of

changing the scene, he said, 'We must have Mr.  Dilly's leave.  We cannot go from your house, Sir, without

your  permission.'  We all  went, and were well satisfied with our visit. 

When I observed that a housebreaker was in general very timorous;  JOHNSON.  'No wonder, Sir; he is afraid

of being shot getting INTO  a  house, or hanged when he has got OUT of it.' 

He told us, that he had in one day written six sheets of a  translation from the French, adding, 'I should be glad

to see it  now.  I wish that I had copies of all the pamphlets written against  me, as  it is said Pope had.  Had I

known that I should make so much  noise in  the world, I should have been at pains to collect them.  I  believe

there is hardly a day in which there is not something about  me in the  newspapers.' 

On Monday, June 4, we all went to LutonHoe, to see Lord Bute's  magnificent seat, for which I had obtained

a ticket.  As we entered  the park, I talked in a high style of my old friendship with Lord  Mountstuart, and said,

'I shall probably be much at this place.'  The  Sage, aware of human vicissitudes, gently checked me: 'Don't

you be  too sure of that.'  He made two or three peculiar  observations; as  when shewn the botanical garden, 'Is

not EVERY  garden a botanical  garden?'  When told that there was a shrubbery  to the extent of  several miles:

'That is making a very foolish use  of the ground; a  little of it is very well.'  When it was proposed  that we

should walk  on the pleasureground; 'Don't let us fatigue  ourselves.  Why should  we walk there?  Here's a fine

tree, let's  get to the top of it.'  But  upon the whole, he was very much  pleased.  He said, 'This is one of  the

places I do not regret  having come to see.  It is a very stately  place, indeed; in the  house magnificence is not

sacrificed to  convenience, nor  convenience to magnificence.  The library is very  splendid: the  dignity of the

rooms is very great; and the quantity of  pictures is  beyond expectation, beyond hope.' 

It happened without any previous concert, that we visited the seat  of Lord Bute upon the King's birthday; we

dined and drank his  Majesty's health at an inn, in the village of Luton. 

In the evening I put him in mind of his promise to favour me with a  copy of his celebrated Letter to the Earl

of Chesterfield, and he  was  at last pleased to comply with this earnest request, by  dictating it  to me from his

memory; for he believed that he himself  had no copy.  There was an animated glow in his countenance while

he thus recalled  his highminded indignation. 

On Tuesday, June 5, Johnson was to return to London.  He was very  pleasant at breakfast; I mentioned a

friend of mine having resolved  never to marry a pretty woman.  JOHNSON.  'Sir it is a very foolish  resolution

to resolve not to marry a pretty woman.  Beauty is of  itself very estimable.  No, Sir, I would prefer a pretty

woman,  unless there are objections to her.  A pretty woman may be foolish;  a  pretty woman may be wicked; a

pretty woman may not like me.  But  there  is no such danger in marrying a pretty woman as is  apprehended:

she  will not be persecuted if she does not invite  persecution.  A pretty  woman, if she has a mind to be wicked,

can  find a readier way than  another; and that is all.' 

At Shefford I had another affectionate parting from my revered  friend, who was taken up by the Bedford

coach and carried to the  metropolis.  I went with Messieurs Dilly, to see some friends at  Bedford; dined with

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Johnson's charity to the poor was uniform and extensive, both from  inclination and principle.  He not only

bestowed liberally out of  his  own purse, but what is more difficult as well as rare, would  beg from  others,

when he had proper objects in view.  This he did  judiciously  as well as humanely.  Mr. Philip Metcalfe tells

me,  that when he has  asked him for some money for persons in distress,  and Mr. Metcalfe has  offered what

Johnson thought too much, he  insisted on taking less,  saying, 'No, no, Sir; we must not PAMPER  them.' 

I am indebted to Mr. Malone, one of Sir Joshua Reynolds's  executors, for the following note, which was

found among his papers  after his death, and which, we may presume, his unaffected modesty  prevented him

from communicating to me with the other letters from  Dr. Johnson with which he was pleased to furnish me.

However  slight  in itself, as it does honour to that illustrious painter,  and most  amiable man, I am happy to

introduce it. 

'TO SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. 

'DEAR SIR,It was not before yesterday that I received your  splendid benefaction.  To a hand so liberal in

distributing, I hope  nobody will envy the power of acquiring.  I am, dear Sir, your  obliged and most humble

servant, 

'June 23, 1781.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

The following curious anecdote I insert in Dr. Burney's own  words: 

'Dr. Burney related to Dr. Johnson the partiality which his  writings had excited in a friend of Dr. Burney's,

the late Mr.  Bewley, well known in Norfolk by the name of the Philosopher of  Massingham: who, from the

Ramblers and Plan of his Dictionary, and  long before the authour's fame was established by the Dictionary

itself, or any other work, had conceived such a reverence for him,  that he urgently begged Dr. Burney to give

him the cover of the  first  letter he had received from him, as a relick of so estimable  a writer.  This was in

1755.  In 1760, when Dr. Burney visited Dr.  Johnson at  the Temple in London, where he had then chambers,

he  happened to  arrive there before he was up; and being shewn into the  room where he  was to breakfast,

finding himself alone, he examined  the contents of  the apartment, to try whether he could undiscovered  steal

anything to  send to his friend Bewley, as another relick of  the admirable Dr.  Johnson.  But finding nothing

better to his  purpose, he cut some  bristles off his hearthbroom, and enclosed  them in a letter to his  country

enthusiast, who received them with  due reverence.  The Doctor  was so sensible of the honour done him  by a

man of genius and science,  to whom he was an utter stranger,  that he said to Dr. Burney, "Sir,  there is no man

possessed of the  smallest portion of modesty, but must  be flattered with the  admiration of such a man.  I'll

give him a set  of my Lives, if he  will do me the honour to accept of them."  In this  he kept his  word; and Dr.

Burney had not only the pleasure of  gratifying his  friend with a present more worthy of his acceptance  than

the  segment from the hearthbroom, but soon after of introducing  him to  Dr. Johnson himself in Boltcourt,

with whom he had the  satisfaction of conversing a considerable time, not a fortnight  before his death; which

happened in St. Martin'sstreet, during his  visit to Dr. Burney, in the house where the great Sir Isaac Newton

had lived and died before.' 

In one of his little memorandumbooks is the following minute: 

'August 9, 3 P.M., aetat. 72, in the summerhouse at Streatham. 

'After innumerable resolutions formed and neglected, I have retired  hither, to plan a life of greater diligence,

in hope that I may yet  be useful, and be daily better prepared to appear before my Creator  and my Judge,

from whose infinite mercy I humbly call for  assistance  and support. 


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'My purpose is, 

'To pass eight hours every day in some serious employment. 

'Having prayed, I purpose to employ the next six weeks upon the  Italian language, for my settled study.' 

In autumn he went to Oxford, Birmingham, Lichfield, and Ashbourne,  for which very good reasons might be

given in the conjectural yet  positive manner of writers, who are proud to account for every  event  which they

relate.  He himself, however, says, 'The motives  of my  journey I hardly know; I omitted it last year, and am

not  willing to  miss it again.' 

But some good considerations arise, amongst which is the kindly  recollection of Mr. Hector, surgeon at

Birmingham: 'Hector is  likewise an old friend, the only companion of my childhood that  passed through the

school with me.  We have always loved one  another;  perhaps we may be made better by some serious

conversation, of which  however I have no distinct hope.'  He says  too, 'At Lichfield, my  native place, I hope to

shew a good example  by frequent attendance on  publick worship.' 

1782: AETAT. 73.]In 1782, his complaints increased, and the  history of his life this year, is little more

than a mournful  recital  of the variations of his illness, in the midst of which,  however, it  will appear from his

letters, that the powers of his  mind were in no  degree impaired. 

At a time when he was less able than he had once been to sustain a  shock, he was suddenly deprived of Mr.

Levett, which event he thus  communicated to Dr. Lawrence: 

'SIR,Our old friend, Mr. Levett, who was last night eminently  cheerful, died this morning.  The man who

lay in the same room,  hearing an uncommon noise, got up and tried to make him speak, but  without effect, he

then called Mr. Holder, the apothecary, who,  though when he came he thought him dead, opened a vein, but

could  draw no blood.  So has ended the long life of a very useful and  very  blameless man.  I am, Sir, your most

humble servant, 

'Jan. 17, 1782.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

In one of his memorandumbooks in my possession, is the following  entry:'January 20, Sunday.  Robert

Levett was buried in the  churchyard of Bridewell, between one and two in the afternoon.  He  died on

Thursday 17, about seven in the morning, by an  instantaneous  death.  He was an old and faithful friend; I have

known him from about  46.  Commendavi.  May GOD have mercy on him.  May he have mercy on me.' 

On the 30th of August, I informed him that my honoured father had  died that morning; a complaint under

which he had long laboured  having suddenly come to a crisis, while I was upon a visit at the  seat of Sir

Charles Preston, from whence I had hastened the day  before, upon receiving a letter by express. 

In answer to my next letter, I received one from him, dissuading me  from hastening to him as I had proposed;

what is proper for  publication is the following paragraph, equally just and tender:  'One expence, however,

I would not have you to spare: let nothing  be  omitted that can preserve Mrs. Boswell, though it should be

necessary  to transplant her for a time into a softer climate.  She  is the prop  and stay of your life.  How much

must your children  suffer by losing  her.' 

My wife was now so much convinced of his sincere friendship for me,  and regard for her, that, without any

suggestion on my part, she  wrote him a very polite and grateful letter: 


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'DR. JOHNSON TO MRS. BOSWELL. 

'DEAR LADY,I have not often received so much pleasure as from  your invitation to Auchinleck.  The

journey thither and back is,  indeed, too great for the latter part of the year; but if my health  were fully

recovered, I would suffer no little heat and cold, nor a  wet or a rough road to keep me from you.  I am, indeed,

not without  hope of seeing Auchinleek again; but to make it a pleasant place I  must see its lady well, and

brisk, and airy.  For my sake,  therefore,  among many greater reasons, take care, dear Madam, of  your health,

spare no expence, and want no attendance that can  procure ease, or  preserve it.  Be very careful to keep your

mind  quiet; and do not  think it too much to give an account of your  recovery to, Madam,  yours, 

'London, Sept. 7, 1782.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

The death of Mr. Thrale had made a very material alteration with  respect to Johnson's reception in that

family.  The manly authority  of the husband no longer curbed the lively exuberance of the lady;  and as her

vanity had been fully gratified, by having the Colossus  of  Literature attached to her for many years, she

gradually became  less  assiduous to please him.  Whether her attachment to him was  already  divided by

another object, I am unable to ascertain; but it  is plain  that Johnson's penetration was alive to her neglect or

forced  attention; for on the 6th of October this year, we find him  making a  'parting use of the library' at

Streatham, and pronouncing  a prayer,  which he composed on leaving Mr. Thrale's family: 

'Almighty God, Father of all mercy, help me by thy grace, that I  may, with humble and sincere thankfulness,

remember the comforts  and  conveniences which I have enjoyed at this place; and that I may  resign  them with

holy submission, equally trusting in thy  protection when  thou givest, and when thou takest away.  Have mercy

upon me, O Lord,  have mercy upon me. 

'To thy fatherly protection, O Lord, I commend this family.  Bless,  guide, and defend them, that they may so

pass through this world,  as  finally to enjoy in thy presence everlasting happiness, for  Jesus  Christ's sake.

Amen.' 

One cannot read this prayer, without some emotions not very  favourable to the lady whose conduct

occasioned it. 

In one of his memorandumbooks I find, 'Sunday, went to church at  Streatham.  Templo valedixi cam osculo.' 

He met Mr. Philip Metcalfe often at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, and  other places, and was a good deal with him at

Brighthelmston this  autumn, being pleased at once with his excellent table and animated  conversation.  Mr.

Metcalfe shewed him great respect, and sent him  a  note that he might have the use of his carriage whenever

he  pleased.  Johnson (3rd October, 1782) returned this polite answer:  'Mr.  Johnson is very much obliged by

the kind offer of the  carriage, but he  has no desire of using Mr. Metcalfe's carriage,  except when he can  have

the pleasure of Mr. Metcalfe's company.'  Mr. Metcalfe could not  but be highly pleased that his company was

thus valued by Johnson, and  he frequently attended him in airings.  They also went together to  Chichester, and

they visited Petworth,  and Cowdry, the venerable seat  of the Lords Montacute.  'Sir, (said  Johnson,) I should

like to stay  here fourandtwenty hours.  We see  here how our ancestors lived.' 

'TO SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. 

'DEAR SIR,I heard yesterday of your late disorder, and should  think ill of myself if I had heard of it

without alarm.  I heard  likewise of your recovery, which I sincerely wish to be complete  and  permanent.  Your

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kindest  friends: but I hope you will still live long, for the  honour of the  nation: and that more enjoyment of

your elegance,  your intelligence,  and your benevolence, is still reserved for,  dear Sir, your most  affectionate, 

'Brighthelmston, Nov. 14, 1782.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

1783: AETAT. 74.]In 1783, he was more severely afflicted than  ever, as will appear in the course of his

correspondence; but still  the same ardour for literature, the same constant piety, the same  kindness for his

friends, and the same vivacity both in  conversation  and writing, distinguished him. 

On Friday, March 21, having arrived in London the night before, I  was glad to find him at Mrs. Thrale's

house, in Argyllstreet,  appearances of friendship between them being still kept up.  I was  shewn into his

room, and after the first salutation he said, 'I am  glad you are come.  I am very ill.'  He looked pale, and was

distressed with a difficulty of breathing; but after the common  inquiries he assumed his usual strong animated

style of  conversation.  Seeing me now for the first time as a Laird, or  proprietor of land,  he began thus: 'Sir,

the superiority of a  countrygentleman over the  people upon his estate is very  agreeable; and he who says he

does not  feel it to be agreeable,  lies; for it must be agreeable to have a  casual superiority over  those who are

by nature equal with us.'  BOSWELL.  'Yet, Sir, we  see great proprietors of land who prefer  living in London.'

JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, the pleasure of living in  London, the  intellectual superiority that is enjoyed there, may

counterbalance  the other.  Besides, Sir, a man may prefer the state of  the  countrygentleman upon the whole,

and yet there may never be a  moment when he is willing to make the change to quit London for  it.' 

He talked with regret and indignation of the factious opposition to  Government at this time, and imputed it in

a great measure to the  Revolution.  'Sir, (said he, in a low voice, having come nearer to  me, while his old

prejudices seemed to be fermenting in his mind,)  this Hanoverian family is isolee here.  They have no friends.

Now  the Stuarts had friends who stuck by them so late as 1745.  When  the  right of the King is not reverenced,

there will not be  reverence for  those appointed by the King.' 

He repeated to me his verses on Mr. Levett, with an emotion which  gave them full effect; and then he was

pleased to say, 'You must be  as much with me as you can.  You have done me good.  You cannot  think  how

much better I am since you came in. 

He sent a message to acquaint Mrs. Thrale that I was arrived.  I  had not seen her since her husband's death.

She soon appeared, and  favoured me with an invitation to stay to dinner, which I accepted.  There was no

other company but herself and three of her daughters,  Dr. Johnson, and I.  She too said, she was very glad I

was come,  for  she was going to Bath, and should have been sorry to leave Dr.  Johnson  before I came.  This

seemed to be attentive and kind; and I  who had  not been informed of any change, imagined all to be as well

as  formerly.  He was little inclined to talk at dinner, and went to  sleep  after it; but when he joined us in the

drawingroom, he  seemed  revived, and was again himself. 

Talking of conversation, he said, 'There must, in the first place,  be knowledge, there must be materials; in the

second place, there  must be a command of words; in the third place, there must be  imagination, to place

things in such views as they are not commonly  seen in; and in the fourth place, there must be presence of

mind,  and  a resolution that is not to be overcome by failures: this last  is an  essential requisite; for want of it

many people do not excel  in  conversation.  Now I want it: I throw up the game upon losing a  trick.'  I

wondered to hear him talk thus of himself, and said, 'I  don't know, Sir, how this may be; but I am sure you

beat other  people's cards out of their hands.'  I doubt whether he heard this  remark.  While he went on talking

triumphantly, I was fixed in  admiration, and said to Mrs. Thrale, 'O, for shorthand to take  this  down!'  'You'll

carry it all in your head, (said she;) a long  head is  as good as shorthand.' 


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It has been observed and wondered at, that Mr. Charles Fox never  talked with any freedom in the presence of

Dr. Johnson, though it  is  well known, and I myself can witness, that his conversation is  various, fluent, and

exceedingly agreeable.  Johnson's own  experience, however, of that gentleman's reserve was a sufficient

reason for his going on thus: 'Fox never talks in private company;  not from any determination not to talk, but

because he has not the  first motion.  A man who is used to the applause of the House of  Commons, has no

wish for that of a private company.  A man  accustomed  to throw for a thousand pounds, if set down to throw

for  sixpence,  would not be at the pains to count his dice.  Burke's  talk is the  ebullition of his mind; he does not

talk from a desire  of distinction,  but because his mind is full.' 

After musing for some time, he said, 'I wonder how I should have  any enemies; for I do harm to nobody.'

BOSWELL.  'In the first  place, Sir, you will be pleased to recollect, that you set out with  attacking the Scotch;

so you got a whole nation for your enemies.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, I own, that by my definition of OATS I

meant to vex  them.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, can you trace the cause of your  antipathy to the Scotch?'

JOHNSON.  'I cannot, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'Old  Mr. Sheridan says, it was because they sold Charles the  First.'

JOHNSON.  'Then, Sir, old Mr. Sheridan has found out a  very good  reason.' 

I had paid a visit to General Oglethorpe in the morning,* and was  told by him that Dr. Johnson saw company

on Saturday evenings, and  he  would meet me at Johnson's that night.  When I mentioned this to  Johnson, not

doubting that it would please him, as he had a great  value for Oglethorpe, the fretfulness of his disease

unexpectedly  shewed itself; his anger suddenly kindled, and he said, with  vehemence, 'Did not you tell him

not to come?  Am I to be HUNTED in  this manner?'  I satisfied him that I could not divine that the  visit  would

not be convenient, and that I certainly could not take  it upon  me of my own accord to forbid the General. 

* March 22.Ed. 

I found Dr. Johnson in the evening in Mrs. Williams's room, at tea  and coffee with her and Mrs. Desmoulins,

who were also both ill; it  was a sad scene, and he was not in very good humour.  He said of a  performance that

had lately come out, 'Sir, if you should search  all  the madhouses in England, you would not find ten men who

would  write  so, and think it sense.' 

I was glad when General Oglethorpe's arrival was announced, and we  left the ladies.  Dr. Johnson attended

him in the parlour, and was  as  courteous as ever. 

On Sunday, March 23, I breakfasted with Dr. Johnson, who seemed  much relieved, having taken opium the

night before.  He however  protested against it, as a remedy that should be given with the  utmost reluctance,

and only in extreme necessity.  I mentioned how  commonly it was used in Turkey, and that therefore it could

not be  so  pernicious as he apprehended.  He grew warm and said, 'Turks  take  opium, and Christians take

opium; but Russel, in his Account  of  Aleppo, tells us, that it is as disgraceful in Turkey to take  too much

opium, as it is with us to get drunk.  Sir, it is amazing  how things  are exaggerated.  A gentleman was lately

telling in a  company where I  was present, that in France as soon as a man of  fashion marries, he  takes an

opera girl into keeping; and this he  mentioned as a general  custom.  "Pray, Sir, (said I,) how many  opera girls

may there be?"  He  answered, "About fourscore."  "Well  then, Sir, (said I,) you see there  can be no more than

fourscore  men of fashion who can do this."' 

Mrs. Desmoulins made tea; and she and I talked before him upon a  topick which he had once borne patiently

from me when we were by  ourselves,his not complaining of the world, because he was not  called to some

great office, nor had attained to great wealth.  He  flew into a violent passion, I confess with some justice, and

commanded us to have done.  'Nobody, (said he,) has a right to talk  in this manner, to bring before a man his

own character, and the  events of his life, when he does not choose it should be done.  I  never have sought the

world; the world was not to seek me.  It is  rather wonderful that so much has been done for me.  All the

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by his own fault that he  failed of success.  A man may hide his head in a hole: he may go  into  the country, and

publish a book now and then, which nobody  reads, and  then complain he is neglected.  There is no reason why

any person  should exert himself for a man who has written a good  book: he has not  written it for any

individual.  I may as well make  a present to the  postman who brings me a letter.  When patronage  was limited,

an  authour expected to find a Maecenas, and complained  if he did not find  one.  Why should he complain?

This Maecenas has  others as good as he,  or others who have got the start of him.' 

On the subject of the right employment of wealth, Johnson observed,  'A man cannot make a bad use of his

money, so far as regards  Society,  if he does not hoard it; for if he either spends it or  lends it out,  Society has

the benefit.  It is in general better to  spend money than  to give it away; for industry is more promoted by

spending money than  by giving it away.  A man who spends his money  is sure he is doing  good with it: he is

not so sure when he gives  it away.  A man who  spends ten thousand a year will do more good  than a man who

spends two  thousand and gives away eight.' 

In the evening I came to him again.  He was somewhat fretful from  his illness.  A gentleman asked him,

whether he had been abroad to  day.  'Don't talk so childishly, (said he.)  You may as well ask if  I  hanged

myself today.'  I mentioned politicks.  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  I'd as  soon have a man to break my bones as talk to

me of publick  affairs,  internal or external.  I have lived to see things all as  bad as they  can be.' 

He said, 'Goldsmith's blundering speech to Lord Shelburne, which  has been so often mentioned, and which he

really did make to him,  was  only a blunder in emphasis: "I wonder they should call your  Lordship  Malagrida,

for Malagrida was a very good man;" meant, I  wonder they  should use Malagrida as a term of reproach.' 

Soon after this time I had an opportunity of seeing, by means of  one of his friends, a proof that his talents, as

well as his  obliging  service to authours, were ready as ever.  He had revised  The Village,  an admirable poem,

by the Reverend Mr. Crabbe.  Its  sentiments as to  the false notions of rustick happiness and rustick  virtue

were quite  congenial with his own; and he had taken the  trouble not only to  suggest slight corrections and

variations, but  to furnish some lines,  when he thought he could give the writer's  meaning better than in the

words of the manuscript. 

On Sunday, March 30, I found him at home in the evening, and had  the pleasure to meet with Dr. Brocklesby,

whose reading, and  knowledge of life, and good spirits, supply him with a never  failing  source of

conversation. 

I shall here insert a few of Johnson's sayings, without the  formality of dates, as they have no reference to any

particular  time  or place. 

'The more a man extends and varies his acquaintance the better.'  This, however, was meant with a just

restriction; for, he on  another  occasion said to me, 'Sir, a man may be so much of every  thing, that  he is

nothing of any thing.' 

'It is a very good custom to keep a journal for a man's own use; he  may write upon a card a day all that is

necessary to be written,  after he has had experience of life.  At first there is a great  deal  to be written, because

there is a great deal of novelty; but  when once  a man has settled his opinions, there is seldom much to  be set

down.' 

Talking of an acquaintance of ours, whose narratives, which  abounded in curious and interesting topicks,

were unhappily found  to  be very fabulous; I mentioned Lord Mansfield's having said to  me,  'Suppose we

believe one HALF of what he tells.'  JOHNSON.  'Ay;  but we  don't know WHICH half to believe.  By his lying

we lose not  only our  reverence for him, but all comfort in his conversation.'  BOSWELL.  'May we not take it

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incline to believe.' 

It is remarkable, that notwithstanding their congeniality in  politicks, he never was acquainted with a late

eminent noble judge,  whom I have heard speak of him as a writer, with great respect.  Johnson, I know not

upon what degree of investigation, entertained  no  exalted opinion of his Lordship's intellectual character.

Talking of  him to me one day, he said, 'It is wonderful, Sir, with  how little  real superiority of mind men can

make an eminent figure  in publick  life.'  He expressed himself to the same purpose  concerning another

lawLord, who, it seems, once took a fancy to  associate with the wits  of London; but with so little success,

that  Foote said, 'What can he  mean by coming among us?  He is not only  dull himself, but the cause  of

dullness in others.'  Trying him by  the test of his colloquial  powers, Johnson had found him very  defective.  He

once said to Sir  Joshua Reynolds, 'This man now has  been ten years about town, and has  made nothing of it;'

meaning as  a companion.  He said to me, 'I never  heard any thing from him in  company that was at all

striking; and  depend upon it, Sir, it is  when you come close to a man in  conversation, that you discover  what

his real abilities are; to make a  speech in a publick assembly  is a knack.  Now I honour Thurlow, Sir;  Thurlow

is a fine fellow;  he fairly puts his mind to yours.' 

After repeating to him some of his pointed, lively sayings, I said,  'It is a pity, Sir, you don't always remember

your own good things,  that you may have a laugh when you will.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, it  is  better that I

forget them, that I may be reminded of them, and  have a  laugh on their being brought to my recollection.' 

When I recalled to him his having said as we sailed up Lochlomond,  'That if he wore any thing fine, it

should be VERY fine;' I  observed  that all his thoughts were upon a great scale.  JOHNSON.  'Depend upon  it,

Sir, every man will have as fine a thing as he can  get; as a large  diamond for his ring.'  BOSWELL.  'Pardon

me, Sir:  a man of a narrow  mind will not think of it, a slight trinket will  satisfy him: 

    "Nec sufferre queat majoris pondera gemmae."'

I told him I should send him some Essays which I had written, which  I hoped he would be so good as to read,

and pick out the good ones.  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, send me only the good ones; don't make ME pick  them.' 

As a small proof of his kindliness and delicacy of feeling, the  following circumstance may be mentioned:

One evening when we were  in  the street together, and I told him I was going to sup at Mr.  Beauclerk's, he

said, 'I'll go with you.'  After having walked part  of the way, seeming to recollect something, he suddenly

stopped and  said, 'I cannot go,but I do not love Beauclerk the less.' 

On the frame of his portrait, Mr. Beauclerk had inscribed, 

           ' Ingenium ingens

     Inculto latet hoc sub corpore.'

After Mr. Beauclerk's death, when it became Mr. Langton's property,  he made the inscription be defaced.

Johnson said complacently, 'It  was kind in you to take it off;' and then after a short pause,  added,  'and not

unkind in him to put it on.' 

He said, 'How few of his friends' houses would a man choose to be  at when he is sick.'  He mentioned one or

two.  I recollect only  Thrale's. 

He observed, 'There is a wicked inclination in most people to  suppose an old man decayed in his intellects.  If

a young or  middleaged man, when leaving a company, does not recollect where  he  laid his hat, it is nothing;

but if the same inattention is  discovered  in an old man, people will shrug up their shoulders, and  say, "His

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Sir Joshua Reynolds communicated to me the following particulars: 

Johnson thought the poems published as translations from Ossian had  so little merit, that he said, 'Sir, a man

might write such stuff  for  ever, if he would ABANDON his mind to it.' 

He said, 'A man should pass a part of his time with THE LAUGHERS,  by which means any thing ridiculous

or particular about him might  be  presented to his view, and corrected.'  I observed, he must have  been  a bold

laugher who would have ventured to tell Dr. Johnson of  any of  his particularities.* 

* I am happy, however, to mention a pleasing instance of his  enduring with great gentleness to hear one of his

most striking  particularities pointed out:Miss Hunter, a niece of his friend  Christopher Smart, when a very

young girl, struck by his  extraordinary motions, said to him, Pray, Dr. Johnson, why do you  make such

strange gestures?'  From bad habit, he replied.  'Do you,  my dear, take care to guard against bad habits.'  This I

was told  by  the young lady's brother at Margate.Boswell. 

Dr. Goldsmith said once to Dr. Johnson, that he wished for some  additional members to THE LITERARY

CLUB, to give it an agreeable  variety; for (said he,) there can now be nothing new among us: we  have

travelled over one another's minds.  Johnson seemed a little  angry, and said, 'Sir, you have not travelled over

MY mind, I  promise  you.'  Sir Joshua, however, thought Goldsmith right;  observing, that  'when people have

lived a great deal together, they  know what each of  them will say on every subject.  A new  understanding,

therefore, is  desirable; because though it may only  furnish the same sense upon a  question which would have

been  furnished by those with whom we are  accustomed to live, yet this  sense will have a different colouring;

and colouring is of much  effect in every thing else as well as in  painting.' 

Johnson used to say that he made it a constant rule to talk as well  as he could both as to sentiment and

expression, by which means,  what  had been originally effort became familiar and easy.  The  consequence  of

this, Sir Joshua observed, was, that his common  conversation in all  companies was such as to secure him

universal  attention, as something  above the usual colloquial style was  expected. 

Yet, though Johnson had this habit in company, when another mode  was necessary, in order to investigate

truth, he could descend to a  language intelligible to the meanest capacity.  An instance of this  was witnessed

by Sir Joshua Reynolds, when they were present at an  examination of a little blackguard boy, by Mr.

Saunders Welch, the  late Westminster Justice.  Welch, who imagined that he was exalting  himself in Dr.

Johnson's eyes by using big words, spoke in a manner  that was utterly unintelligible to the boy; Dr. Johnson

perceiving  it, addressed himself to the boy, and changed the pompous  phraseology  into colloquial language.

Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was  much amused by  this procedure, which seemed a kind of reversing of  what

might have  been expected from the two men, took notice of it  to Dr. Johnson, as  they walked away by

themselves.  Johnson said,  that it was continually  the case; and that he was always obliged to  TRANSLATE

the Justice's  swelling diction, (smiling,) so as that his  meaning might be  understood by the vulgar, from

whom information  was to be obtained. 

Sir Joshua once observed to him, that he had talked above the  capacity of some people with whom they had

been in company  together.  'No matter, Sir, (said Johnson;) they consider it as a  compliment to  be talked to, as

if they were wiser than they are.  So true is this,  Sir, that Baxter made it a rule in every sermon  that he

preached, to  say something that was above the capacity of  his audience.' 

Johnson's dexterity in retort, when he seemed to be driven to an  extremity by his adversary, was very

remarkable.  Of his power in  this respect, our common friend, Mr. Windham of Norfolk, has been  pleased to

furnish me with an eminent instance.  However  unfavourable  to Scotland, he uniformly gave liberal praise to

George Buchanan, as a  writer.  In a conversation concerning the  literary merits of the two  countries, in which

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over him,  exclaimed, 'Ah, Dr. Johnson,  what would you have said of Buchanan, had  he been an Englishman?'

'Why, Sir, (said Johnson, after a little  pause,) I should NOT have  said of Buchanan, had he been an

ENGLISHMAN,  what I will now say of  him as a SCOTCHMAN,that he was the only man  of genius his

country  ever produced.' 

Though his usual phrase for conversation was TALK, yet he made a  distinction; for when he once told me

that he dined the day before  at  a friend's house, with 'a very pretty company;' and I asked him  if  there was

good conversation, he answered, 'No, Sir; we had TALK  enough, but no CONVERSATION; there was

nothing DISCUSSED.' 

Such was his sensibility, and so much was he affected by pathetick  poetry, that, when he was reading Dr.

Beattie's Hermit in my  presence, it brought tears into his eyes. 

Mr. Hoole told him, he was born in Moorfields, and had received  part of his early instruction in Grubstreet.

'Sir, (said Johnson,  smiling,) you have been REGULARLY educated.'  Having asked who was  his instructor,

and Mr. Hoole having answered, 'My uncle, Sir, who  was a taylor;' Johnson, recollecting himself, said, 'Sir, I

knew  him;  we called him the metaphysical taylor.  He was of a club in  Oldstreet, with me and George

Psalmanazar, and some others: but  pray, Sir, was he a good taylor?'  Mr. Hoole having answered that  he

believed he was too mathematical, and used to draw squares and  triangles on his shopboard, so that he did

not excel in the cut of  a  coat;'I am sorry for it (said Johnson,) for I would have every  man  to be master of

his own business.' 

In pleasant reference to himself and Mr. Hoole, as brother  authours, he often said, 'Let you and I, Sir, go

together, and eat  a  beefsteak in Grubstreet.' 

He said to Sir William Scott, 'The age is running mad after  innovation; all the business of the world is to be

done in a new  way;  men are to be hanged in a new way; Tyburn itself is not safe  from the  fury of innovation.'

It having been argued that this was  an  improvement,'No, Sir, (said he, eagerly,) it is NOT an  improvement:

they object that the old method drew together a number  of spectators.  Sir, executions are intended to draw

spectators.  If they do not draw  spectators they don't answer their purpose.  The old method was most

satisfactory to all parties; the publick  was gratified by a  procession; the criminal was supported by it.  Why is

all this to be  swept away?'  I perfectly agree with Dr.  Johnson upon this head, and  am persuaded that

executions now, the  solemn procession being  discontinued, have not nearly the effect  which they formerly

had.  Magistrates both in London, and  elsewhere, have, I am afraid, in this  had too much regard to their  own

case. 

Johnson's attention to precision and clearness in expression was  very remarkable.  He disapproved of

parentheses; and I believe in  all  his voluminous writings, not half a dozen of them will be  found.  He  never

used the phrases the former and the latter, having  observed,  that they often occasioned obscurity; he therefore

contrived to  construct his sentences so as not to have occasion for  them, and would  even rather repeat the

same words, in order to  avoid them.  Nothing is  more common than to mistake surnames when  we hear them

carelessly  uttered for the first time.  To prevent  this, he used not only to  pronounce them slowly and distinctly,

but  to take the trouble of  spelling them; a practice which I have often  followed; and which I  wish were

general. 

Such was the heat and irritability of his blood, that not only did  he pare his nails to the quick; but scraped the

joints of his  fingers  with a penknife, till they seemed quite red and raw. 

The heterogeneous composition of human nature was remarkably  exemplified in Johnson.  His liberality in

giving his money to  persons in distress was extraordinary.  Yet there lurked about him  a  propensity to paultry

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(said  he,) so am I.  BUT I DO NOT TELL IT.'  He has now and then borrowed  a  shilling of me; and when I

asked for it again, seemed to be  rather out  of humour.  A droll little circumstance once occurred:  as if he

meant  to reprimand my minute exactness as a creditor, he  thus addressed  me;'Boswell, LEND me

sixpenceNOT TO BE REPAID.' 

This great man's attention to small things was very remarkable.  As  an instance of it, he one day said to me,

'Sir, when you get silver  in change for a guinea, look carefully at it; you may find some  curious piece of coin.' 

Though a stern TRUEBORN ENGLISHMAN, and fully prejudiced against  all other nations, he had

discernment enough to see, and candour  enough to censure, the cold reserve too common among Englishmen

towards strangers: 'Sir, (said he,) two men of any other nation who  are shewn into a room together, at a house

where they are both  visitors, will immediately find some conversation.  But two  Englishmen will probably go

each to a different window, and remain  in  obstinate silence.  Sir, we as yet do not enough understand the

common  rights of humanity.' 

Johnson, for sport perhaps, or from the spirit of contradiction,  eagerly maintained that Derrick had merit as a

writer.  Mr.  Morgann*  argued with him directly, in vain.  At length he had  recourse to this  device.  'Pray, Sir,

(said he,) whether do you  reckon Derrick or Smart  the best poet?'  Johnson at once felt  himself roused; and

answered,  'Sir, there is no settling the point  of precedency between a louse and  a flea.' 

* Author of the Essay on the Character of Falstaff.ED. 

He was pleased to say to me one morning when we were left alone in  his study, 'Boswell, I think I am easier

with you than with almost  any body.' 

He would not allow Mr. David Hume any credit for his political  principles, though similar to his own; saying

of him, 'Sir, he was  a  Tory by chance.' 

His acute observation of human life made him remark, 'Sir, there is  nothing by which a man exasperates most

people more, than by  displaying a superiour ability or brilliancy in conversation.  They  seem pleased at the

time; but their envy makes them curse him in  their hearts.' 

Johnson's love of little children, which he discovered upon all  occasions, calling them 'pretty dears,' and

giving them sweetmeats,  was an undoubted proof of the real humanity and gentleness of his  disposition. 

His uncommon kindness to his servants, and serious concern, not  only for their comfort in this world, but

their happiness in the  next, was another unquestionable evidence of what all, who were  intimately acquainted

with him, knew to be true. 

Nor would it be just, under this head, to omit the fondness which  he shewed for animals which he had taken

under his protection.  I  never shall forget the indulgence with which he treated Hodge, his  cat: for whom he

himself used to go out and buy oysters, lest the  servants having that trouble should take a dislike to the poor

creature.  I am, unluckily, one of those who have an antipathy to a  cat, so that I am uneasy when in the room

with one; and I own, I  frequently suffered a good deal from the presence of this same  Hodge.  I recollect him

one day scrambling up Dr. Johnson's breast,  apparently with much satisfaction, while my friend smiling and

halfwhistling, rubbed down his back, and pulled him by the tail;  and  when I observed he was a fine cat,

saying, 'Why yes, Sir, but I  have  had cats whom I liked better than this;' and then as if  perceiving  Hodge to be

out of countenance, adding, 'but he is a  very fine cat, a  very fine cat indeed.' 

This reminds me of the ludicrous account which he gave Mr. Langton,  of the despicable state of a young

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in a sort of kindly reverie, he bethought himself of his  own  favourite cat, and said, 'But Hodge shan't be shot;

no, no,  Hodge  shall not be shot.' 

On Thursday, April 10, I introduced to him, at his house in Bolt  court, the Honourable and Reverend

William Stuart, son of the Earl  of  Bute; a gentleman truly worthy of being known to Johnson; being,  with  all

the advantages of high birth, learning, travel, and  elegant  manners, an exemplary parish priest in every

respect. 

After some compliments on both sides, the tour which Johnson and I  had made to the Hebrides was

mentioned.  JOHNSON.  'I got an  acquisition of more ideas by it than by any thing that I remember.  I  saw

quite a different system of life.'  BOSWELL.  'You would not  like  to make the same journey again?'

JOHNSON.  'Why no, Sir; not  the  same: it is a tale told.  Gravina, an Italian critick,  observes, that  every man

desires to see that of which he has read;  but no man desires  to read an account of what he has seen: so much

does description fall  short of reality.  Description only excites  curiosity: seeing  satisfies it.  Other people may

go and see the  Hebrides.'  BOSWELL.  'I should wish to go and see some country  totally different from what  I

have been used to; such as Turkey,  where religion and every thing  else are different.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir;

there are two objects of  curiosity,the Christian  world, and the Mahometan world.  All the  rest may be

considered as  barbarous.'  BOSWELL.  'Pray, Sir, is the  Turkish Spy a genuine  book?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.

Mrs. Manley, in her  Life, says that  her father wrote the first two volumes: and in another  book,  Dunton's Life

and Errours, we find that the rest was written by  one  Sault, at two guineas a sheet, under the direction of Dr.

Midgeley.' 

About this time he wrote to Mrs. Lucy Porter, mentioning his bad  health, and that he intended a visit to

Lichfield.  'It is, (says  he,) with no great expectation of amendment that I make every year  a  journey into the

country; but it is pleasant to visit those whose  kindness has been often experienced.' 

On April 18, (being GoodFriday,) I found him at breakfast, in his  usual manner upon that day, drinking tea

without milk, and eating a  crossbun to prevent faintness; we went to St. Clement's church, as  formerly.

When we came home from church, he placed himself on one  of  the stoneseats at his gardendoor, and I

took the other, and  thus in  the open air and in a placid frame of mind, he talked away  very  easily.  JOHNSON.

'Were I a country gentleman, I should not  be very  hospitable, I should not have crowds in my house.'

BOSWELL.  'Sir  Alexander Dick tells me, that he remembers having a  thousand people in  a year to dine at his

house: that is, reckoning  each person as one,  each time that he dined there.'  JOHNSON.  'That, Sir, is about

three a  day.'  BOSWELL.  'How your statement  lessens the idea.'  JOHNSON.  'That, Sir, is the good of

counting.  It brings every thing to a  certainty, which before floated in the  mind indefinitely.' 

BOSWELL.  'I wish to have a good walled garden.'  JOHNSON.  'I  don't think it would be worth the expence to

you.  We compute in  England, a park wall at a thousand pounds a mile; now a gardenwall  must cost at least

as much.  You intend your trees should grow  higher  than a deer will leap.  Now let us see; for a hundred

pounds  you could  only have fortyfour square yards, which is very little;  for two  hundred pounds, you may

have eightyfour square yards,  which is very  well.  But when will you get the value of two hundred  pounds of

walls,  in fruit, in your climate?  No, Sir, such  contention with Nature is  not worth while.  I would plant an

orchard, and have plenty of such  fruit as ripen well in your  country.  My friend, Dr. Madden, of  Ireland, said,

that "in an  orchard there should be enough to eat,  enough to lay up, enough to  be stolen, and enough to rot

upon the  ground."  Cherries are an  early fruit, you may have them; and you may  have the early apples  and

pears.'  BOSWELL.  'We cannot have  nonpareils.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, you can no more have nonpareils than you

can have grapes.'  BOSWELL.  'We have them, Sir; but they are very  bad.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, never try to

have a thing merely to shew  that you CANNOT  have it.  From ground that would let for forty  shillings you

may  have a large orchard; and you see it costs you only  forty  shillings.  Nay, you may graze the ground when

the trees are  grown  up; you cannot while they are young.'  BOSWELL.  'Is not a good  garden a very common

thing in England, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Not so  common, Sir, as you imagine.  In Lincolnshire there is hardly an


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orchard; in Staffordshire very little fruit.'  BOSWELL.  'Has  Langton  no orchard?'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir.'

BOSWELL.  'How so,  Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, from the general negligence of the  county.  He has it not,

because nobody else has it.'  BOSWELL.  'A  hothouse is a certain  thing; I may have that.'  JOHNSON.  'A

hot  house is pretty certain;  but you must first build it, then you must  keep fires in it, and you  must have a

gardener to take care of it.'  BOSWELL.  'But if I have a  gardener at any rate ?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, yes.'

BOSWELL.  'I'd have  it near my house; there is no need  to have it in the orchard.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, I'd have it

near my  house.  I would plant a great  many currants; the fruit is good, and  they make a pretty sweetmeat.' 

I record this minute detail, which some may think trifling, in  order to shew clearly how this great man, whose

mind could grasp  such  large and extensive subjects, as he has shewn in his literary  labours,  was yet

wellinformed in the common affairs of life, and  loved to  illustrate them. 

Talking of the origin of language; JOHNSON.  'It must have come by  inspiration.  A thousand, nay, a million

of children could not  invent  a language.  While the organs are pliable, there is not  understanding  enough to

form a language; by the time that there is  understanding  enough, the organs are become stiff.  We know that

after a certain age  we cannot learn to pronounce a new language.  No foreigner, who comes  to England when

advanced in life, ever  pronounces English tolerably  well; at least such instances are very  rare.  When I

maintain that  language must have come by inspiration,  I do not mean that inspiration  is required for rhetorick,

and all  the beauties of language; for when  once man has language, we can  conceive that he may gradually

form  modifications of it.  I mean  only that inspiration seems to me to be  necessary to give man the  faculty of

speech; to inform him that he may  have speech; which I  think he could no more find out without  inspiration,

than cows or  hogs would think of such a faculty.'  WALKER.  'Do you think, Sir,  that there are any perfect

synonimes in  any language?'  JOHNSON.  'Originally there were not; but by using  words negligently, or in

poetry, one word comes to be confounded with  another.' 

He talked of Dr. Dodd.  'A friend of mine, (said he,) came to me  and told me, that a lady wished to have Dr.

Dodd's picture in a  bracelet, and asked me for a motto.  I said, I could think of no  better than Currat Lex.  I was

very willing to have him pardoned,  that is, to have the sentence changed to transportation: but, when  he  was

once hanged, I did not wish he should be made a saint.' 

Mrs. Burney, wife of his friend Dr. Burney, came in, and he seemed  to be entertained with her conversation. 

Garrick's funeral was talked of as extravagantly expensive.  Johnson, from his dislike to exaggeration, would

not allow that it  was distinguished by any extraordinary pomp.  'Were there not six  horses to each coach?' said

Mrs. Burney.  JOHNSON.  'Madam, there  were no more six horses than six phoenixes.' 

Time passed on in conversation till it was too late for the service  of the church at three o'clock.  I took a walk,

and left him alone  for some time; then returned, and we had coffee and conversation  again by ourselves. 

We went to evening prayers at St. Clement's, at seven, and then  parted. 

On Sunday, April 20, being Easterday, after attending solemn  service at St. Paul's, I came to Dr. Johnson,

and found Mr. Lowe,  the  painter, sitting with him.  Mr. Lowe mentioned the great number  of new  buildings of

late in London, yet that Dr. Johnson had  observed, that  the number of inhabitants was not increased.

JOHNSON.  Why, Sir, the  bills of mortality prove that no more  people die now than formerly; so  it is plain no

more live.  The  register of births proves nothing, for  not one tenth of the people  of London are born there.'

BOSWELL.  'I  believe, Sir, a great many  of the children born in London die early.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, yes,

Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'But those who do live, are as  stout and strong  people as any: Dr. Price says, they must be

naturally  stronger to  get through.'  JOHNSON.  'That is system, Sir.  A great  traveller  observes, that it is said

there are no weak or deformed  people  among the Indians; but he with much sagacity assigns the reason  of

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grow up.  Now  had  I been an Indian, I must have died early; my eyes would not  have  served me to get food.  I

indeed now could fish, give me  English  tackle; but had I been an Indian I must have starved, or  they would

have knocked me on the head, when they saw I could do  nothing.'  BOSWELL.  'Perhaps they would have

taken care of you: we  are told  they are fond of oratory, you would have talked to them.'  JOHNSON.  Nay, Sir,

I should not have lived long enough to be fit  to talk; I  should have been dead before I was ten years old.

Depend upon it, Sir,  a savage, when he is hungry, will not carry  about with him a looby of  nine years old,

who cannot help himself.  They have no affection, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'I believe natural  affection, of which we

hear so much, is  very small.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, natural affection is nothing: but  affection from principle  and

established duty is sometimes wonderfully  strong.'  LOWE.  'A  hen, Sir, will feed her chickens in preference to

herself.'  JOHNSON.  'But we don't know that the hen is hungry; let the  hen be  fairly hungry, and I'll warrant

she'll peck the corn herself.  A  cock, I believe, will feed hens instead of himself; but we don't  know that the

cock is hungry.'  BOSWELL.  'And that, Sir, is not  from  affection but gallantry.  But some of the Indians have

affection.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, that they help some of their children  is plain; for  some of them live, which they

could not do without  being helped.' 

I dined with him; the company were, Mrs. Williams, Mrs. Desmoulins,  and Mr. Lowe.  He seemed not to be

well, talked little, grew drowsy  soon after dinner, and retired, upon which I went away. 

Having next day gone to Mr. Burke's seat in the country, from  whence I was recalled by an express, that a

near relation of mine  had  killed his antagonist in a duel, and was himself dangerously  wounded,  I saw little of

Dr. Johnson till Monday, April 28, when I  spent a  considerable part of the day with him, and introduced the

subject,  which then chiefly occupied my mind.  JOHNSON.  'I do not  see, Sir,  that fighting is absolutely

forbidden in Scripture; I see  revenge  forbidden, but not selfdefence.'  BOSWELL.  'The Quakers  say it is;

"Unto him that smiteth thee on one cheek, offer him also  the other."'  JOHNSON.  'But stay, Sir; the text is

meant only to  have the effect  of moderating passion; it is plain that we are not  to take it in a  literal sense.  We

see this from the context, where  there are other  recommendations, which I warrant you the Quaker  will not

take  literally; as, for instance, "From him that would  borrow of thee, turn  thou not away."  Let a man whose

credit is  bad, come to a Quaker, and  say, "Well, Sir, lend me a hundred  pounds;" he'll find him as  unwilling

as any other man.  No, Sir, a  man may shoot the man who  invades his character, as he may shoot  him who

attempts to break into  his house.*  So in 1745, my friend,  Tom Gumming, the Quaker, said, he  would not

fight, but he would  drive an ammunition cart; and we know  that the Quakers have sent  flannel waistcoats to

our soldiers, to  enable them to fight  better.'  BOSWELL.  'When a man is the aggressor,  and by illusage

forces on a duel in which he is killed, have we not  little ground  to hope that he is gone into a state of

happiness?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, we are not to judge determinately of the state in  which a man  leaves this life.  He

may in a moment have repented  effectually,  and it is possible may have been accepted by GOD.' 

* I think it necessary to caution my readers against concluding  that in this or any other conversation of Dr.

Johnson, they have  his  serious and deliberate opinion on the subject of duelling.  In  my  Journal of a Tour to

the Hebrides, 3rd edit. p. 386 [p. 366,  Oct. 24],  it appears that he made this frank confession:'Nobody  at

times,  talks more laxly than I do;' and, ib., p. 231 [Sept. 19,  1773], 'He  fairly owned he could not explain the

rationality of  duelling.'  We  may, therefore, infer, that he could not think that  justifiable, which  seems so

inconsistent with the spirit of the  Gospel.BOSWELL. 

Upon being told that old Mr. Sheridan, indignant at the neglect of  his oratorical plans, had threatened to go to

America; JOHNSON.  'I  hope he will go to America.'  BOSWELL.  'The Americans don't want  oratory.'

JOHNSON.  'But we can want Sheridan.' 

On Monday, April 29, I found him at home in the forenoon, and Mr.  Seward with him.  Horace having been

mentioned; BOSWELL.  'There is  a  great deal of thinking in his works.  One finds there almost  every  thing but

religion.'  SEWARD.  'He speaks of his returning to  it, in  his Ode Parcus Deorum cultor et infrequens.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, he was  not in earnest: this was merely poetical.'  BOSWELL.  'There are, I am  afraid, many


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people who have no religion at all.'  SEWARD.  'And  sensible people too.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, not  sensible

in that  respect.  There must be either a natural or a  moral stupidity, if one  lives in a total neglect of so very

important a concern.  SEWARD.  'I  wonder that there should be  people without religion.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir,  you

need not wonder at  this, when you consider how large a proportion  of almost every  man's life is passed

without thinking of it.  I myself  was for some  years totally regardless of religion.  It had dropped out  of my

mind.  It was at an early part of my life.  Sickness brought it  back, and I hope I have never lost it since.'

BOSWELL.  'My dear  Sir, what a man must you have been without religion!  Why you must  have gone on

drinking, and swearing, and'  JOHNSON (with a  smile,)  'I drank enough and swore enough, to be sure.'

SEWARD.  'One should  think that sickness and the view of death would make  more men  religious.'

JOHNSON.  'Sir, they do not know how to go  about it: they  have not the first notion.  A man who has never

had  religion before,  no more grows religious when he is sick, than a  man who has never  learnt figures can

count when he has need of  calculation.' 

I mentioned Dr. Johnson's excellent distinction between liberty of  conscience and liberty of teaching.

JOHNSON.  'Consider, Sir; if  you  have children whom you wish to educate in the principles of the  Church  of

England, and there comes a Quaker who tries to pervert  them to his  principles, you would drive away the

Quaker.  You would  not trust to  the predomination of right, which you believe is in  your opinions; you  would

keep wrong out of their heads.  Now the  vulgar are the children  of the State.  If any one attempts to teach  them

doctrines contrary to  what the State approves, the magistrate  may and ought to restrain  him.'  SEWARD.

'Would you restrain  private conversation, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it is difficult  to say where private

conversation begins, and where it ends.  If we  three should discuss  even the great question concerning the

existence of a Supreme Being by  ourselves, we should not be  restrained; for that would be to put an  end to all

improvement.  But if we should discuss it in the presence of  ten boardingschool  girls, and as many boys, I

think the magistrate  would do well to  put us in the stocks, to finish the debate there.' 

'How false (said he,) is all this, to say that in ancient times  learning was not a disgrace to a Peer as it is now.

In ancient  times  a Peer was as ignorant as any one else.  He would have been  angry to  have it thought he could

write his name.  Men in ancient  times dared  to stand forth with a degree of ignorance with which  nobody

would dare  now to stand forth.  I am always angry when I  hear ancient times  praised at the expence of modern

times.  There  is now a great deal  more learning in the world than there was  formerly; for it is  universally

diffused.  You have, perhaps, no  man who knows as much  Greek and Latin as Bentley; no man who knows  as

much mathematicks as  Newton: but you have many more men who know  Greek and Latin, and who  know

mathematicks.' 

On Thursday, May 1, I visited him in the evening along with young  Mr. Burke.  He said, 'It is strange that

there should be so little  reading in the world, and so much writing.  People in general do  not  willingly read, if

they can have any thing else to amuse them.  There  must be an external impulse; emulation, or vanity, or

avarice.  The  progress which the understanding makes through a  book, has more pain  than pleasure in it.

Language is scanty, and  inadequate to express  the nice gradations and mixtures of our  feelings.  No man reads

a book  of science from pure inclination.  The books that we do read with  pleasure are light compositions,

which contain a quick succession of  events.  However, I have this  year read all Virgil through.  I read a  book

of the Aeneid every  night, so it was done in twelve nights, and I  had great delight in  it.  The Georgicks did not

give me so much  pleasure, except the  fourth book.  The Eclogues I have almost all by  heart.  I do not  think the

story of the Aeneid interesting.  I like  the story of the  Odyssey much better; and this not on account of the

wonderful  things which it contains; for there are wonderful things  enough in  the Aeneid;the ships of the

Trojans turned to  seanymphs,the  tree at Polydorus's tomb dropping blood.  The story  of the Odyssey  is

interesting, as a great part of it is domestick.  It  has been  said, there is pleasure in writing, particularly in

writing  verses.  I allow you may have pleasure from writing, after it is over,  if  you have written well; but you

don't go willingly to it again.  I  know when I have been writing verses, I have run my finger down the  margin,

to see how many I had made, and how few I had to make.' 


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He seemed to be in a very placid humour, and although I have no  note of the particulars of young Mr. Burke's

conversation, it is  but  justice to mention in general, that it was such that Dr.  Johnson said  to me afterwards,

'He did very well indeed; I have a  mind to tell his  father.' 

I have no minute of any interview with Johnson till Thursday, May  15, when I find what

follows:BOSWELL.  'I wish much to be in  Parliament, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, unless you come

resolved to  support any administration, you would be the worse for being in  Parliament, because you would

be obliged to live more expensively.'  BOSWELL.  'Perhaps, Sir, I should be the less happy for being in

Parliament.  I never would sell my vote, and I should be vexed if  things went wrong.'  JOHNSON.  'That's cant,

Sir.  It would not vex  you more in the house, than in the gallery: publick affairs vex no  man.'  BOSWELL.

'Have not they vexed yourself a little, Sir?  Have  not you been vexed by all the turbulence of this reign, and by

that  absurd vote of the house of Commons, "That the influence of the  Crown  has increased, is increasing, and

ought to be diminished?"'  Johnson.  'Sir, I have never slept an hour less, nor eat an ounce  less meat.  I  would

have knocked the factious dogs on the head, to  be sure; but I  was not VEXED.'  BOSWELL.  'I declare, Sir,

upon my  honour, I did  imagine I was vexed, and took a pride in it; but it  WAS, perhaps,  cant; for I own I

neither ate less, nor slept less.'  JOHNSON.  'My  dear friend, clear your MIND of cant.  You may TALK  as

other people  do: you may say to a man, "Sir, I am your most  humble servant."  You  are not his most humble

servant.  You may  say, "These are bad times;  it is a melancholy thing to be reserved  to such times."  You don't

mind the times.  You tell a man, "I am  sorry you had such bad weather  the last day of your journey, and  were

so much wet."  You don't care  sixpence whether he is wet or  dry.  You may TALK in this manner; it  is a

mode of talking in  Society: but don't THINK foolishly.' 

Here he discovered a notion common enough in persons not much  accustomed to entertain company, that

there must be a degree of  elaborate attention, otherwise company will think themselves  neglected; and such

attention is no doubt very fatiguing.  He  proceeded: 'I would not, however, be a stranger in my own county; I

would visit my neighbours, and receive their visits; but I would  not  be in haste to return visits.  If a gentleman

comes to see me,  I tell  him he does me a great deal of honour.  I do not go to see  him perhaps  for ten weeks;

then we are very complaisant to each  other.  No, Sir,  you will have much more influence by giving or  lending

money where it  is wanted, than by hospitality.' 

On Saturday, May 17, I saw him for a short time.  Having mentioned  that I had that morning been with old

Mr. Sheridan, he remembered  their former intimacy with a cordial warmth, and said to me, 'Tell  Mr.

Sheridan, I shall be glad to see him, and shake hands with  him.'  BOSWELL.  'It is to me very wonderful that

resentment should  be kept  up so long.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, Sir, it is not altogether  resentment  that he does not

visit me; it is partly falling out of  the  habit,partly disgust, as one has at a drug that has made him  sick.

Besides, he knows that I laugh at his oratory.' 

Another day I spoke of one of our friends, of whom he, as well as  I, had a very high opinion.  He expatiated in

his praise; but  added,  'Sir, he is a cursed Whig, a BOTTOMLESS Whig, as they all  are now.' 

On Monday, May 26, I found him at tea, and the celebrated Miss  Burney, the authour of Evelina and Cecilia,

with him.  I asked if  there would be any speakers in Parliament, if there were no places  to  be obtained.

JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir.  Why do you speak here?  Either to  instruct and entertain, which is a benevolent motive;

or  for  distinction, which is a selfish motive.'  I mentioned Cecilia.  JOHNSON.  (with an air of animated

satisfaction,) 'Sir, if you talk  of Cecilia, talk on.' 

We talked of Mr. Barry's exhibition of his pictures.  JOHNSON.  'Whatever the hand may have done, the mind

has done its part.  There  is a grasp of mind there which you find nowhere else.' 

I asked whether a man naturally virtuous, or one who has overcome  wicked inclinations, is the best.

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to HIMSELF: I would rather trust my money to a man who has no  hands, and so a physical impossibility to

steal, than to a man of  the  most honest principles.  There is a witty satirical story of  Foote.  He had a small bust

of Garrick placed upon his bureau.  "You may be  surprized (said he,) that I allow him to be so near my

gold;but you  will observe he has no hands."' 

On Friday, May 29, being to set out for Scotland next morning, I  passed a part of the day with him in more

than usual earnestness;  as  his health was in a more precarious state than at any time when  I had  parted from

him.  He, however, was quick and lively, and  critical as  usual.  I mentioned one who was a very learned man.

JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Sir, he has a great deal of learning; but it never  lies straight.  There is never one idea by the

side of another;  'tis all entangled:  and their he drives it so aukwardly upon  conversation.' 

He said, 'Get as much force of mind as you can.  Live within your  income.  Always have something saved at

the end of the year.  Let  your imports be more than your exports, and you'll never go far  wrong. 

I assured him, that in the extensive and various range of his  acquaintance there never had been any one who

had a more sincere  respect and affection for him than I had.  He said, 'I believe it,  Sir.  Were I in distress, there

is no man to whom I should sooner  come than to you.  I should like to come and have a cottage in your  park,

toddle about, live mostly on milk, and be taken care of by  Mrs.  Boswell.  She and I are good friends now; are

we not?' 

He embraced me, and gave me his blessing, as usual when I was  leaving him for any length of time.  I walked

from his door today,  with a fearful apprehension of what might happen before I returned. 

My anxious apprehensions at parting with him this year, proved to  be but too well founded; for not long

afterwards he had a dreadful  stroke of the palsy, of which there are very full and accurate  accounts in letters

written by himself, to shew with what composure  of mind, and resignation to the Divine Will, his steady

piety  enabled  him to behave. 

'TO MR. EDMUND ALLEN. 

'DEAR SIR,It has pleased GOD, this morning, to deprive me of the  powers of speech; and as I do not

know but that it may be his  further  good pleasure to deprive me soon of my senses, I request  you will on  the

receipt of this note, come to me, and act for me,  as the  exigencies of my case may require.  I am, sincerely

yours, 

'June 17, 1783.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Two days after he wrote thus to Mrs. Thrale: 

'On Monday, the 16th, I sat for my picture, and walked a  considerable way with little inconvenience.  In the

afternoon and  evening I felt myself light and easy, and began to plan schemes of  life.  Thus I went to bed, and

in a short time waked and sat up, as  has been long my custom, when I felt a confusion and indistinctness  in

my head, which lasted, I suppose, about half a minute.  I was  alarmed, and prayed God, that however he might

afflict my body, he  would spare my understanding.  This prayer, that I might try the  integrity of my faculties, I

made in Latin verse.  The lines were  not  very good, but I knew them not to be very good: I made them  easily,

and concluded myself to be unimpaired in my faculties. 

'Soon after I perceived that I had suffered a paralytick stroke,  and that my speech was taken from me.  I had

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perhaps death itself, when it should come,  would  excite less horrour than seems now to attend it. 

'In order to rouse the vocal organs, I took two drams.  Wine has  been celebrated for the production of

eloquence.  I put myself into  violent motion, and I think repeated it; but all was vain.  I then  went to bed, and

strange as it may seem, I think slept.  When I saw  light, it was time to contrive what I should do.  Though God

stopped  my speech, he left me my hand; I enjoyed a mercy which was  not granted  to my dear friend

Lawrence, who now perhaps overlooks  me as I am  writing, and rejoices that I have what he wanted.  My  first

note was  necessarily to my servant, who came in talking, and  could not  immediately comprehend why he

should read what I put into  his hands. 

'I then wrote a card to Mr. Allen, that I might have a discreet  friend at hand, to act as occasion should require.

In penning this  note, I had some difficulty; my hand, I knew not how nor why, made  wrong letters.  I then

wrote to Dr. Taylor to come to me, and bring  Dr. Heberden; and I sent to Dr. Brocklesby, who is my

neighbour.  My  physicians are very friendly, and give me great hopes; but you  may  imagine my situation.  I

have so far recovered my vocal powers,  as to  repeat the Lord's Prayer with no very imperfect articulation.  My

memory, I hope, yet remains as it was; but such an attack  produces  solicitude for the safety of every faculty.' 

'TO MR. THOMAS DAVIES. 

'DEAR SIR,I have had, indeed, a very heavy blow; but GOD, who yet  spares my life, I humbly hope will

spare my understanding, and  restore my speech.  As I am not at all helpless, I want no  particular  assistance,

but am strongly affected by Mrs. Davies's  tenderness; and  when I think she can do me good, shall be very

glad  to call upon her.  I had ordered friends to be shut out; but one or  two have found the  way in; and if you

come you shall be admitted:  for I know not whom I  can see, that will bring more amusement on  his tongue,

or more  kindness in his heart.  I am, 

'June 18, 1783.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

It gives me great pleasure to preserve such a memorial of Johnson's  regard for Mr. Davies, to whom I was

indebted for my introduction  to  him.  He indeed loved Davies cordially, of which I shall give  the  following

little evidence.  One day when he had treated him  with too  much asperity, Tom, who was not without pride

and spirit,  went off in  a passion; but he had hardly reached home when Frank,  who had been  sent after him,

delivered this note:'Come, come,  dear Davies, I am  always sorry when we quarrel; send me word that  we

are friends.' 

Such was the general vigour of his constitution, that he recovered  from this alarming and severe attack with

wonderful quickness; so  that in July he was able to make a visit to Mr. Langton at  Rochester,  where he

passed about a fortnight, and made little  excursions as  easily as at any time of his life.  In August he went  as

far as the  neighbourhood of Salisbury, to Heale, the seat of  William Bowles,  Esq., a gentleman whom I have

heard him praise for  exemplary religious  order in his family.  In his diary I find a  short but honourable

mention of this visit:'August 28, I came to  Heale without fatigue.  30, I am entertained quite to my mind.' 

While he was here he had a letter from Dr. Brocklesby, acquainting  him of the death of Mrs. Williams, which

affected him a good deal.  Though for several years her temper had not been complacent, she  had  valuable

qualities, and her departure left a blank in his  house.  Upon  this occasion he, according to his habitual course

of  piety, composed  a prayer. 

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'He spoke often in praise of French literature.  "The French are  excellent in this, (he would say,) they have a

book on every  subject."  From what he had seen of them he denied them the praise  of  superiour politeness,

and mentioned, with very visible disgust,  the  custom they have of spitting on the floors of their apartments.

"This,  (said the Doctor), is as gross a thing as can well be done;  and one  wonders how any man, or set of

men, can persist in so  offensive a  practice for a whole day together; one should expect  that the first  effort

towards civilization would remove it even  among savages." 

'Chymistry was always an interesting pursuit with Dr. Johnson.  Whilst he was in Wiltshire, he attended some

experiments that were  made by a physician at Salisbury, on the new kinds of air.  In the  course of the

experiments frequent mention being made of Dr.  Priestley, Dr. Johnson knit his brows, and in a stern manner

inquired, "Why do we hear so much of Dr. Priestley?"  He was very  properly answered, "Sir, because we are

indebted to him for these  important discoveries."  On this Dr. Johnson appeared well content;  and replied,

"Well, well, I believe we are; and let every man have  the honour he has merited."' 

'A friend was one day, about two years before his death, struck  with some instance of Dr. Johnson's great

candour.  "Well, Sir,  (said  he,) I will always say that you are a very candid man."  "Will you,  (replied the

Doctor,) I doubt then you will be very  singular.  But,  indeed, Sir, (continued he,) I look upon myself to  be a

man very much  misunderstood.  I am not an uncandid, nor am I a  severe man.  I  sometimes say more than I

mean, in jest; and people  are apt to believe  me serious: however, I am more candid than I was  when I was

younger.  As I know more of mankind I expect less of  them, and am ready now to  call a man A GOOD MAN,

upon easier terms  than I was formerly."' 

On his return from Heale he wrote to Dr. Burney: 

'I came home on the 18th at noon to a very disconsolate house.  You  and I have lost our friends; but you have

more friends at home.  My  domestick companion is taken from me.  She is much missed, for her  acquisitions

were many, and her curiosity universal; so that she  partook of every conversation.  I am not well enough to go

much  out;  and to sit, and eat, or fast alone, is very wearisome.  I  always mean  to send my compliments to all

the ladies.' 

His fortitude and patience met with severe trials during this year.  The stroke of the palsy has been related

circumstantially; but he  was  also afflicted with the gout, and was besides troubled with a  complaint which not

only was attended with immediate inconvenience,  but threatened him with a chirurgical operation, from

which most  men  would shrink.  The complaint was a sarcocele, which Johnson  bore with  uncommon

firmness, and was not at all frightened while he  looked  forward to amputation.  He was attended by Mr. Pott

and Mr.  Cruikshank. 

Happily the complaint abated without his being put to the torture  of amputation.  But we must surely admire

the manly resolution  which  he discovered while it hung over him. 

He this autumn received a visit from the celebrated Mrs. Siddons.  He gives this account of it in one of his

letters to Mrs. Thrale: 

'Mrs. Siddons, in her visit to me, behaved with great modesty and  propriety, and left nothing behind her to be

censured or despised.  Neither praise nor money, the two powerful corrupters of mankind,  seem to have

depraved her.  I shall be glad to see her again.  Her  brother Kemble calls on me, and pleases me very well.

Mrs. Siddons  and I talked of plays; and she told me her intention of exhibiting  this winter the characters of

Constance, Catharine, and Isabella,  in  Shakspeare.' 

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'When Mrs. Siddons came into the room, there happened to be no  chair ready for her, which he observing,

said with a smile, "Madam,  you who so often occasion a want of seats to other people, will the  more easily

excuse the want of one yourself." 

'Having placed himself by her, he with great goodhumour entered  upon a consideration of the English

drama; and, among other  inquiries, particularly asked her which of Shakspeare's characters  she was most

pleased with.  Upon her answering that she thought the  character of Queen Catharine, in Henry the Eighth, the

most  natural:"I think so too, Madam, (said he;) and whenever you  perform  it, I will once more hobble out

to the theatre myself."  Mrs. Siddons  promised she would do herself the honour of acting his  favourite part  for

him; but many circumstances happened to prevent  the representation  of King Henry the Eighth during the

Doctor's  life. 

'In the course of the evening he thus gave his opinion upon the  merits of some of the principal performers

whom he remembered to  have  seen upon the stage.  "Mrs. Porter in the vehemence of rage,  and Mrs.  Clive in

the sprightliness of humour, I have never seen  equalled.  What Clive did best, she did better than Garrick; but

could not do  half so many things well; she was a better romp than  any I ever saw in  nature.  Pritchard, in

common life, was a vulgar  ideot; she would talk  of her GOWND: but, when she appeared upon the  stage,

seemed to be  inspired by gentility and understanding.  I  once talked with Colley  Cibber, and thought him

ignorant of the  principles of his art.  Garrick, Madam; was no declaimer; there was  not one of his own

sceneshifters who could not have spoken To be,  or not to be, better  than he did; yet he was the only actor I

ever  saw, whom I could call a  master both in tragedy and comedy; though  I liked him best in comedy.  A true

conception of character, and  natural expression of it, were  his distinguished excellencies."  Having expatiated,

with his usual  force and eloquence, on Mr.  Garrick's extraordinary eminence as an  actor, he concluded with

this compliment to his social talents: "And  after all, Madam, I  thought him less to be envied on the stage than

at  the head of a  table."' 

Johnson, indeed, had thought more upon the subject of acting than  might be generally supposed.  Talking of it

one day to Mr. Kemble,  he  said, 'Are you, Sir, one of those enthusiasts who believe  yourself  transformed into

the very character you represent?'  Upon  Mr. Kemble's  answering that he had never felt so strong a  persuasion

himself; 'To  be sure not, Sir, (said Johnson;) the thing  is impossible.  And if  Garrick really believed himself to

be that  monster, Richard the Third,  he deserved to be hanged every time he  performed it.' 

I find in this, as in former years, notices of his kind attention  to Mrs. Gardiner, who, though in the humble

station of a tallow  chandler upon Snowhill, was a woman of excellent good sense,  pious,  and charitable.

She told me, she had been introduced to him  by Mrs.  Masters, the poetess, whose volumes he revised, and, it

is  said,  illuminated here and there with a ray of his own genius.  Mrs. Gardiner  was very zealous for the

support of the Ladies'  charityschool, in the  parish of St. Sepulchre.  It is confined to  females; and, I am told,

it afforded a hint for the story of Betty  Broom in The Idler. 

The late ingenious Mr. Mickle, some time before his death, wrote me  a letter concerning Dr. Johnson, in

which he mentions,'I was  upwards of twelve years acquainted with him, was frequently in his  company,

always talked with ease to him, and can truly say, that I  never received from him one rough word.' 

Mr. Mickle reminds me in this letter of a conversation, at dinner  one day at Mr. Hoole's with Dr. Johnson,

when Mr. Nicol the King's  bookseller and I attempted to controvert the maxim, 'better that  ten  guilty should

escape, than one innocent person suffer;' and  were  answered by Dr. Johnson with great power of reasoning

and  eloquence.  I am very sorry that I have no record of that day: but  I well  recollect my illustrious friend's

having ably shewn, that  unless civil  institutions insure protection to the innocent, all  the confidence  which

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Notwithstanding the complication of disorders under which Johnson  now laboured, he did not resign himself

to despondency and  discontent, but with wisdom and spirit endeavoured to console and  amuse his mind with

as many innocent enjoyments as he could  procure.  Sir John Hawkins has mentioned the cordiality with which

he insisted  that such of the members of the old club in Ivylane as  survived,  should meet again and dine

together, which they did,  twice at a tavern  and once at his house: and in order to insure  himself society in the

evening for three days in the week, he  instituted a club at the Essex  Head, in Essexstreet, then kept by

Samuel Greaves, an old servant of  Mr. Thrale's. 

'TO SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. 

'DEAR SIR,It is inconvenient to me to come out, I should else  have waited on you with an account of a

little evening Club which  we  are establishing in Essexstreet, in the Strand, and of which  you are  desired to

be one.  It will be held at the Essex Head, now  kept by an  old servant of Thrale's.  The company is numerous,

and,  as you will  see by the list, miscellaneous.  The terms are lax, and  the expences  light.  Mr. Barry was

adopted by Dr. Brocklesby, who  joined with me in  forming the plan.  We meet thrice a week, and he  who

misses forfeits  twopence. 

'If you are willing to become a member, draw a line under your  name.  Return the list.  We meet for the first

time on Monday at  eight.  I am, 

'Dec. 4, 1783.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

It did not suit Sir Joshua to be one of this Club.  But when I  mention only Mr. Daines Barrington, Dr.

Brocklesby, Mr. Murphy, Mr.  John Nichols, Mr. Cooke, Mr. Joddrel, Mr. Paradise, Dr. Horsley,  Mr.

Windham,* I shall sufficiently obviate the misrepresentation of  it by  Sir John Hawkins, as if it had been a

low alehouse  association, by  which Johnson was degraded.  Johnson himself, like  his namesake Old  Ben,

composed the Rules of his Club. 

* I was in Scotland when this Club was founded, and during all the  winter.  Johnson, however, declared I

should be a member, and  invented a word upon the occasion: Boswell (said he,) is a very  CLUBABLE man.'

When I came to town I was proposed by Mr.  Barrington,  and chosen.  I believe there are few societies where

there is better  conversation or more decorum, several of us  resolved to continue it  after our great founder was

removed by  death.  Other members were  added; and now, above eight years since  that loss, we go on

happily.BOSWELL. 

In the end of this year he was seized with a spasmodick asthma of  such violence, that he was confined to the

house in great pain,  being  sometimes obliged to sit all night in his chair, a recumbent  posture  being so hurtful

to his respiration, that he could not  endure lying in  bed; and there came upon him at the same time that

oppressive and  fatal disease, a dropsy.  It was a very severe  winter, which probably  aggravated his complaints;

and the solitude  in which Mr. Levett and  Mrs. Williams had left him, rendered his  life very gloomy.  Mrs.

Desmoulins, who still lived, was herself so  very ill, that she could  contribute very little to his relief.  He,

however, had none of that  unsocial shyness which we commonly see in  people afflicted with  sickness.  He did

not hide his head from the  world, in solitary  abstraction; he did not deny himself to the  visits of his friends

and  acquaintances; but at all times, when he  was not overcome by sleep,  was ready for conversation as in his

best days. 

'TO MRS. LUCY PORTER, IN LICHFIELD.


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'DEAR MADAM,You may perhaps think me negligent that I have not  written to you again upon the loss

of your brother; but condolences  and consolations are such common and such useless things, that the

omission of them is no great crime: and my own diseases occupy my  mind, and engage my care.  My nights

are miserably restless, and my  days, therefore, are heavy.  I try, however, to hold up my head as  high as I can. 

'I am sorry that your health is impaired; perhaps the spring and  the summer may, in some degree, restore it:

but if not, we must  submit to the inconveniences of time, as to the other dispensations  of Eternal Goodness.

Pray for me, and write to me, or let Mr.  Pearson write for you.  I am, 

'London, Nov. 29, 1783.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

1784: AETAT. 75.]And now I am arrived at the last year of the  life of SAMUEL JOHNSON, a year in

which, although passed in severe  indisposition, he nevertheless gave many evidences of the  continuance  of

those wondrous powers of mind, which raised him so  high in the  intellectual world.  His conversation and his

letters  of this year  were in no respect inferiour to those of former years. 

In consequence of Johnson's request that I should ask our  physicians about his case, and desire Sir Alexander

Dick to send  his  opinion, I transmitted him a letter from that very amiable  Baronet,  then in his eightyfirst

year, with his faculties as  entire as ever;  and mentioned his expressions to me in the note  accompanying it:

'With  my most affectionate wishes for Dr.  Johnson's recovery, in which his  friends, his country, and all

mankind have so deep a stake:' and at  the same time a full opinion  upon his case by Dr. Gillespie, who, like

Dr. Cullen, had the  advantage of having passed through the gradations  of surgery and  pharmacy, and by study

and practice had attained to  such skill,  that my father settled on him two hundred pounds a year  for five  years,

and fifty pounds a year during his life, as an  honorarium to  secure his particular attendance. 

I also applied to three of the eminent physicians who had chairs in  our celebrated school of medicine at

Edinburgh, Doctors Cullen,  Hope,  and Monro. 

All of them paid the most polite attention to my letter, and its  venerable object.  Dr. Cullen's words

concerning him were, 'It  would  give me the greatest pleasure to be of any service to a man  whom the  publick

properly esteem, and whom I esteem and respect as  much as I do  Dr. Johnson.'  Dr. Hope's, 'Few people have

a better  claim on me than  your friend, as hardly a day passes that I do not  ask his opinion  about this or that

word.'  Dr. Monro's, 'I most  sincerely join you in  sympathizing with that very worthy and  ingenious character,

from whom  his country has derived much  instruction and entertainment.' 

'TO THE REVEREND DR. TAYLOR, ASHBOURNE, DERBYSHIRE. 

'DEAR SIR,What can be the reason that I hear nothing from you?  I  hope nothing disables you from

writing.  What I have seen, and what  I  have felt, gives me reason to fear every thing.  Do not omit  giving me

the comfort of knowing, that after all my losses I have  yet a friend  left. 

'I want every comfort.  My life is very solitary and very  cheerless.  Though it has pleased GOD wonderfully to

deliver me  from  the dropsy, I am yet very weak, and have not passed the door  since the  13th of December.  I

hope for some help from warm  weather, which will  surely come in time. 

'I could not have the consent of the physicians to go to church  yesterday; I therefore received the holy

sacrament at home, in the  room where I communicated with dear Mrs. Williams, a little before  her death.  O!

my friend, the approach of death is very dreadful.  I  am afraid to think on that which I know I cannot avoid.  It

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who has lived today may  live tomorrow.  But let us learn to derive our hope only from GOD. 

'In the mean time, let us be kind to one another.  I have no friend  now living but you and Mr. Hector, that was

the friend of my youth.  Do not neglect, dear Sir, yours affectionately, 

'London, EasterMonday,  April 12, 1784.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

What follows is a beautiful specimen of his gentleness and  complacency to a young lady his godchild, one

of the daughters of  his friend Mr. Langton, then I think in her seventh year.  He took  the trouble to write it in a

large round hand, nearly resembling  printed characters, that she might have the satisfaction of reading  it

herself.  The original lies before me, but shall be faithfully  restored to her; and I dare say will be preserved by

her as a jewel  as long as she lives. 

'TO MISS JANE LANGTON, IN ROCHESTER, KENT. 

'MY DEAREST MISS JENNY,I am sorry that your pretty letter has  been so long without being answered;

but, when I am not pretty  well,  I do not always write plain enough for young ladies.  I am  glad, my  dear, to

see that you write so well, and hope that you  mind your pen,  your book, and your needle, for they are all

necessary.  Your books  will give you knowledge, and make you  respected; and your needle will  find you

useful employment when you  do not care to read.  When you are  a little older, I hope you will  be very diligent

in learning  arithmetick, and, above all, that  through your whole life you will  carefully say your prayers, and

read your Bible.  I am, my dear, your  most humble servant, 

'May 10, 1784.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

On Wednesday, May 5, I arrived in London, and next morning had the  pleasure to find Dr. Johnson greatly

recovered.  I but just saw  him;  for a coach was waiting to carry him to Islington, to the  house of his  friend the

Reverend Mr. Strahan, where he went  sometimes for the  benefit of good air, which, notwithstanding his

having formerly  laughed at the general opinion upon the subject, he  now acknowledged  was conducive to

health. 

One morning afterwards, when I found him alone, he communicated to  me, with solemn earnestness, a very

remarkable circumstance which  had  happened in the course of his illness, when he was much  distressed by

the dropsy.  He had shut himself up, and employed a  day in particular  exercises of religionfasting,

humiliation, and  prayer.  On a sudden  he obtained extraordinary relief, for which he  looked up to Heaven  with

grateful devotion.  He made no direct  inference from this fact;  but from his manner of telling it, I  could

perceive that it appeared  to him as something more than an  incident in the common course of  events.  For my

own part, I have  no difficulty to avow that cast of  thinking, which by many modern  pretenders to wisdom is

called  SUPERSTITIOUS.  But here I think  even men of dry rationality may  believe, that there was an

intermediate interposition of Divine  Providence, and that 'the  fervent prayer of this righteous man'  availed. 

On Saturday, May 15, I dined with him at Dr. Brocklesby's, where  were Colonel Vallancy, Mr. Murphy, and

that evercheerful companion  Mr. Devaynes, apothecary to his Majesty.  Of these days, and others  on which I

saw him, I have no memorials, except the general  recollection of his being able and animated in conversation,

and  appearing to relish society as much as the youngest man.  I find  only  these three small

particulars:When a person was mentioned,  who said,  'I have lived fiftyone years in this world without

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human credulity.'  The  Bishop of Exeter in vain  observed, that men were very different.  His Lordship's

manner was not  impressive, and I learnt afterwards  that Johnson did not find out that  the person who talked to

him was  a Prelate; if he had, I doubt not  that he would have treated him  with more respect; for once talking of

George Psalmanazar, whom he  reverenced for his piety, he said, 'I  should as soon think of  contradicting a

BISHOP.'  One of the company*  provoked him greatly  by doing what he could least of all bear, which  was

quoting  something of his own writing, against what he then  maintained.  'What, Sir, (cried the gentleman,) do

you say to 

    "The busy day, the peaceful night,

       Unfelt, uncounted, glided by?"'

Johnson finding himself thus presented as giving an instance of a  man who had lived without uneasiness, was

much offended, for he  looked upon such a quotation as unfair.  His anger burst out in an  unjustifiable retort,

insinuating that the gentleman's remark was a  sally of ebriety; 'Sir, there is one passion I would advise you to

command: when you have drunk out that glass, don't drink another.'  Here was exemplified what Goldsmith

said of him, with the aid of a  very witty image from one of Cibber's Comedies: 'There is no  arguing  with

Johnson; for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you  down with  the butt end of it.'  Another was this: when a

gentleman  of eminence  in the literary world was violently censured for  attacking people by  anonymous

paragraphs in newspapers; he, from  the spirit of  contradiction as I thought, took up his defence, and  said,

'Come,  come, this is not so terrible a crime; he means only  to vex them a  little.  I do not say that I should do it;

but there  is a great  difference between him and me; what is fit for  Hephaestion is not fit  for Alexander.'

Another, when I told him  that a young and handsome  Countess had said to me, 'I should think  that to be

praised by Dr.  Johnson would make one a fool all one's  life;' and that I answered,  'Madam, I shall make him a

fool today,  by repeating this to him,' he  said, 'I am too old to be made a  fool; but if you say I am made a

fool, I shall not deny it.  I am  much pleased with a compliment,  especially from a pretty woman.' 

* Boswell himself, likely enough.HILL. 

On the evening of Saturday, May 15, he was in fine spirits, at our  EssexHead Club.  He told us, 'I dined

yesterday at Mrs. Garrick's,  with Mrs. Carter, Miss Hannah More, and Miss Fanny Burney.  Three  such

women are not to be found: I know not where I could find a  fourth, except Mrs. Lennox, who is superiour to

them all.'  BOSWELL.  'What! had you them all to yourself, Sir?'  JOHNSON.  'I  had them all  as much as they

were had; but it might have been  better had there been  more company there.'  BOSWELL.  'Might not  Mrs.

Montagu have been a  fourth?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, Mrs. Montagu  does not make a trade of her  wit; but Mrs.

Montagu is a very  extraordinary woman; she has a  constant stream of conversation, and  it is always

impregnated; it has  always meaning.'  BOSWELL.  'Mr.  Burke has a constant stream of  conversation.'

JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir;  if a man were to go by chance at  the same time with Burke under a  shed, to shun a

shower, he would  say"this is an extraordinary  man."  If Burke should go into a stable  to see his horse drest,

the  ostler would say"we have had an  extraordinary man here."'  BOSWELL.  'Foote was a man who never

failed  in conversation.  If he  had gone into a stable'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, if  he had gone into a  stable, the ostler

would have said, "here has been  a comical  fellow"; but he would not have respected him.'  BOSWELL.  'And,

Sir, the ostler would have answered him, would have given him  as  good as he brought, as the common saying

is.'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir;  and Foote would have answered the ostler.When Burke does not  descend to be

merry, his conversation is very superiour indeed.  There  is no proportion between the powers which he shews

in serious  talk and  in jocularity.  When he lets himself down to that, he is  in the  kennel.'  I have in another

place opposed, and I hope with  success,  Dr. Johnson's very singular and erroneous notion as to Mr.  Burke's

pleasantry.  Mr. Windham now said low to me, that he  differed from our  great friend in this observation; for

that Mr.  Burke was often very  happy in his merriment.  It would not have  been right for either of us  to have

contradicted Johnson at this  time, in a Society all of whom  did not know and value Mr. Burke as  much as we

did.  It might have  occasioned something more rough, and  at any rate would probably have  checked the flow

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mind, 'O!  Gentlemen, I must tell you a  very great thing.  The Empress of Russia  has ordered the Rambler to

be translated into the Russian language: so  I shall be read on the  banks of the Wolga.  Horace boasts that his

fame would extend as  far as the banks of the Rhone; now the Wolga is  farther from me  than the Rhone was

from Horace.'  BOSWELL.  'You must  certainly be  pleased with this, Sir.'  JOHNSON.  'I am pleased, Sir,  to be

sure.  A man is pleased to find he has succeeded in that which he  has  endeavoured to do.' 

One of the company mentioned his having seen a noble person driving  in his carriage, and looking

exceedingly well, notwithstanding his  great age.  JOHNSON.  'Ah, Sir; that is nothing.  Bacon observes,  that a

stout healthy old man is like a tower undermined.' 

On Sunday, May 16, I found him alone; he talked of Mrs. Thrale with  much concern, saying, 'Sir, she has

done every thing wrong, since  Thrale's bridle was off her neck;' and was proceeding to mention  some

circumstances which have since been the subject of publick  discussion,  when he was interrupted by the

arrival of Dr. Douglas,  now Bishop of  Salisbury. 

In one of his little manuscript diaries, about this time, I find a  short notice, which marks his amiable

disposition more certainly  than  a thousand studied declarations.'Afternoon spent cheerfully  and  elegantly, I

hope without offence to GOD or man; though in no  holy  duty, yet in the general exercise and cultivation of

benevolence.' 

On Monday, May 17, I dined with him at Mr. Dilly's, where were  Colonel Vallancy, the Reverend Dr.

Gibbons, and Mr. Capel Lofft,  who,  though a most zealous Whig, has a mind so full of learning and

knowledge, and so much exercised in various departments, and withal  so much liberality, that the stupendous

powers of the literary  Goliath, though they did not frighten this little David of popular  spirit, could not but

excite his admiration.  There was also Mr.  Braithwaite of the Postoffice, that amiable and friendly man, who,

with modest and unassuming manners, has associated with many of the  wits of the age.  Johnson was very

quiescent today.  Perhaps too I  was indolent.  I find nothing more of him in my notes, but that  when  I

mentioned that I had seen in the King's library sixtythree  editions  of my favourite Thomas a Kempis,

amongst which it was in  eight  languages, Latin, German, French, Italian, Spanish, English,  Arabick,  and

Armenian, he said, he thought it unnecessary to  collect many  editions of a book, which were all the same,

except as  to the paper  and print; he would have the original, and all the  translations, and  all the editions which

had any variations in the  text.  He approved of  the famous collection of editions of Horace  by Douglas,

mentioned by  Pope, who is said to have had a closet  filled with them; and he added,  every man should try to

collect one  book in that manner, and present  it to a publick library.' 

On Wednesday, May 19, I sat a part of the evening with him, by  ourselves.  I observed, that the death of our

friends might be a  consolation against the fear of our own dissolution, because we  might  have more friends in

the other world than in this.  He  perhaps felt  this as a reflection upon his apprehension as to  death; and said,

with  heat, 'How can a man know WHERE his departed  friends are, or whether  they will be his friends in the

other  world?  How many friendships  have you known formed upon principles  of virtue?  Most friendships are

formed by caprice or by chance,  mere confederacies in vice or leagues  in folly.' 

We talked of our worthy friend Mr. Langton.  He said, 'I know not  who will go to Heaven if Langton does not.

Sir, I could almost  say,  Sit anima mea cum Langtono.'  I mentioned a very eminent  friend as a  virtuous man.

JOHNSON.  'Yes, Sir; but  has not  the evangelical  virtue of Langton.  , I am afraid, would not

scruple to pick up  a wench.' 

He however charged Mr. Langton with what he thought want of  judgment upon an interesting occasion.

'When I was ill, (said he,)  I  desired he would tell me sincerely in what he thought my life was  faulty.  Sir, he

brought me a sheet of paper, on which he had  written  down several texts of Scripture, recommending

christian  charity.  And  when I questioned him what occasion I had given for  such an  animadversion, all that


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he could say amounted to this,  that I  sometimes contradicted people in conversation.  Now what  harm does

it  do to any man to be contradicted?'  BOSWELL.  'I  suppose he meant the  MANNER of doing it;

roughly,and harshly.'  JOHNSON.  'And who is the  worse for that?'  BOSWELL.  'It hurts  people of weak

nerves.'  JOHNSON.  'I know no such weaknerved  people.'  Mr. Burke, to whom I  related this conference,

said, 'It  is well, if when a man comes to  die, he has nothing heavier upon  his conscience than having been a

little rough in conversation.' 

Johnson, at the time when the paper was presented to him, though at  first pleased with the attention of his

friend, whom he thanked in  an  earnest manner, soon exclaimed, in a loud and angry tone, 'What  is  your drift,

Sir?'  Sir Joshua Reynolds pleasantly observed, that  it  was a scene for a comedy, to see a penitent get into a

violent  passion  and belabour his confessor. 

He had dined that day at Mr. Hoole's, and Miss Helen Maria Williams  being expected in the evening, Mr.

Hoole put into his hands her  beautiful Ode on the Peace: Johnson read it over, and when this  elegant and

accomplished young lady was presented to him, he took  her  by the hand in the most courteous manner, and

repeated the  finest  stanza of her poem; this was the most delicate and pleasing  compliment  he could pay.  Her

respectable friend, Dr. Kippis, from  whom I had  this anecdote, was standing by, and was not a little  gratified. 

Miss Williams told me, that the only other time she was fortunate  enough to be in Dr. Johnson's company, he

asked her to sit down by  him, which she did, and upon her inquiring how he was, he answered,  'I am very ill

indeed, Madam.  I am very ill even when you are near  me; what should I be were you at a distance?' 

He had now a great desire to go to Oxford, as his first jaunt after  his illness; we talked of it for some days,

and I had promised to  accompany him.  He was impatient and fretful tonight, because I  did  not at once agree

to go with him on Thursday.  When I  considered how  ill he had been, and what allowance should be made  for

the influence  of sickness upon his temper, I resolved to  indulge him, though with  some inconvenience to

myself, as I wished  to attend the musical  meeting in honour of Handel, in Westminster  Abbey, on the

following  Saturday. 

In the midst of his own diseases and pains, he was ever  compassionate to the distresses of others, and actively

earnest in  procuring them aid, as appears from a note to Sir Joshua Reynolds,  of  June, in these words:'I am

ashamed to ask for some relief for  a poor  man, to whom, I hope, I have given what I can be expected to  spare.

The man importunes me, and the blow goes round.  I am going  to try  another air on Thursday.' 

On Thursday, June 3, the Oxford postcoach took us up in the  morning at Boltcourt.  The other two

passengers were Mrs.  Beresford  and her daughter, two very agreeable ladies from America;  they were  going

to Worcestershire, where they then resided.  Frank  had been sent  by his master the day before to take places

for us;  and I found, from  the waybill, that Dr. Johnson had made our names  be put down.  Mrs.  Beresford,

who had read it, whispered me, 'Is  this the great Dr.  Johnson?'  I told her it was; so she was then  prepared to

listen.  As  she soon happened to mention in a voice so  low that Johnson did not  hear it, that her husband had

been a  member of the American Congress,  I cautioned her to beware of  introducing that subject, as she must

know how very violent Johnson  was against the people of that country.  He talked a great deal,  but I am sorry

I have preserved little of the  conversation.  Miss  Beresford was so much charmed, that she said to me  aside,

'How he  does talk!  Every sentence is an essay.'  She amused  herself in the  coach with knotting; he would

scarcely allow this  species of  employment any merit.  'Next to mere idleness (said he,) I  think  knotting is to be

reckoned in the scale of insignificance;  though I  once attempted to learn knotting.  Dempster's sister (looking

to  me,) endeavoured to teach me it; but I made no progress.' 

I was surprised at his talking without reserve in the publick post  coach of the state of his affairs; 'I have

(said he,) about the  world  I think above a thousand pounds, which I intend shall afford  Frank an  annuity of

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Mr. Langton, 'I  think I am like Squire Richard in The Journey to  London, "I'm never  strange in a strange

place."'  He was truly  SOCIAL.  He strongly  censured what is much too common in England  among persons of

condition,maintaining an absolute silence, when  unknown to each  other; as for instance, when occasionally

brought  together in a room  before the master or mistress of the house has  appeared.  'Sir, that  is being so

uncivilised as not to understand  the common rights of  humanity.' 

At the inn where we stopped he was exceedingly dissatisfied with  some roast mutton which we had for

dinner.  The ladies I saw  wondered  to see the great philosopher, whose wisdom and wit they  had been

admiring all the way, get into illhumour from such a  cause.  He  scolded the waiter, saying, 'It is as bad as

bad can be:  it is  illfed, illkilled, illkept, and illdrest.' 

He bore the journey very well, and seemed to feel himself elevated  as he approached Oxford, that

magnificent and venerable seat of  learning, Orthodoxy, and Toryism.  Frank came in the heavy coach,  in

readiness to attend him; and we were received with the most  polite  hospitality at the house of his old friend

Dr. Adams, Master  of  Pembroke College, who had given us a kind invitation.  Before we  were  set down, I

communicated to Johnson, my having engaged to  return to  London directly, for the reason I have mentioned,

but  that I would  hasten back to him again.  He was pleased that I had  made this journey  merely to keep him

company.  He was easy and  placid with Dr. Adams,  Mrs. and Miss Adams, and Mrs. Kennicot,  widow of the

learned Hebraean,  who was here on a visit.  He soon  dispatched the inquiries which were  made about his

illness and  recovery, by a short and distinct  narrative; and then assuming a  gay air, repeated from Swift, 

    'Nor think on our approaching ills,

     And talk of spectacles and pills.'

I fulfilled my intention by going to London, and returned to Oxford  on Wednesday the 9th of June, when I

was happy to find myself again  in the same agreeable circle at Pembroke College, with the  comfortable

prospect of making some stay.  Johnson welcomed my  return  with more than ordinary glee. 

Next morning at breakfast, he pointed out a passage in Savage's  Wanderer, saying, 'These are fine verses.'  'If

(said he,) I had  written with hostility of Warburton in my Shahspeare, I should have  quoted this couplet: 

    "Here Learning, blinded first and then beguil'd,

     Looks dark as Ignorance, as Fancy wild."

You see they'd have fitted him to a T,' (smiling.) Dr. ADAMS.  'But  you did not write against Warburton.'

JOHNSON.  No, Sir, I treated  him with great respect both in my Preface and in my Notes.' 

After dinner, when one of us talked of there being a great enmity  between Whig and Tory;Johnson.  'Why

not so much, I think, unless  when they come into competition with each other.  There is none  when  they are

only common acquaintance, none when they are of  different  sexes.  A Tory will marry into a Whig family,

and a Whig  into a Tory  family, without any reluctance.  But indeed, in a  matter of much more  concern than

political tenets, and that is  religion, men and women do  not concern themselves much about  difference of

opinion; and ladies  set no value on the moral  character of men who pay their addresses to  them; the greatest

profligate will be as well received as the man of  the greatest  virtue, and this by a very good woman, by a

woman who  says her  prayers three times a day.'  Our ladies endeavoured to defend  their  sex from this charge;

but he roared them down!  'No, no, a lady  will take Jonathan Wild as readily as St. Austin, if he has

threepence more; and, what is worse, her parents will give her to  him.  Women have a perpetual envy of our

vices; they are less  vicious  than we, not from choice, but because we restrict them;  they are the  slaves of

order and fashion; their virtue is of more  consequence to us  than our own, so far as concerns this world.' 

Miss Adams mentioned a gentleman of licentious character, and said,  'Suppose I had a mind to marry that

gentleman, would my parents  consent?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes, they'd consent, and you'd go.  You'd go  though they


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did not consent.'  Miss ADAMS.  'Perhaps their opposing  might make me go.'  JOHNSON.  'O, very well; you'd

take one whom  you  think a bad man, to have the pleasure of vexing your parents.  You put  me in mind of Dr.

Barrowby, the physician, who was very  fond of  swine's flesh.  One day, when he was eating it, he said, "I

wish I was  a Jew."  "Why so? (said somebody;) the Jews are not  allowed to eat  your favourite meat."

"Because, (said he,) I should  then have the  gust of eating it, with the pleasure of sinning."'  Johnson then

proceeded in his declamation. 

Miss Adams soon afterwards made an observation that I do not  recollect, which pleased him much: he said

with a goodhumoured  smile, 'That there should be so much excellence united with so much  DEPRAVITY,

is strange.' 

Indeed, this lady's good qualities, merit, and accomplishments, and  her constant attention to Dr. Johnson,

were not lost upon him.  She  happened to tell him that a little coffeepot, in which she had made  his coffee,

was the only thing she could call her own.  He turned  to  her with a complacent gallantry, 'Don't say so, my

dear; I hope  you  don't reckon my heart as nothing.' 

On Friday, June 11, we talked at breakfast, of forms of prayer.  JOHNSON.  'I know of no good prayers but

those in the Book of  Common  Prayer.'  DR. ADAMS.  (in a very earnest manner:) 'I wish,  Sir, you  would

compose some family prayers.'  JOHNSON.  'I will not  compose  prayers for you, Sir, because you can do it for

yourself.  But I have  thought of getting together all the books of prayers  which I could,  selecting those which

should appear to me the best,  putting out some,  inserting others, adding some prayers of my own,  and

prefixing a  discourse on prayer.'  We all now gathered about  him, and two or three  of us at a time joined in

pressing him to  execute this plan.  He  seemed to be a little displeased at the  manner of our importunity, and  in

great agitation called out, 'Do  not talk thus of what is so aweful.  I know not what time GOD will  allow me in

this world.  There are many  things which I wish to do.'  Some of us persisted, and Dr. Adams said,  'I never was

more serious  about any thing in my life.'  JOHNSON.  'Let  me alone, let me  alone; I am overpowered.'  And

then he put his hands  before his  face, and reclined for some time upon the table. 

Dr. Johnson and I went in Dr. Adams's coach to dine with Dr.  Nowell, Principal of St. Mary Hall, at his

beautiful villa at  Iffley,  on the banks of the Isis, about two miles from Oxford.  While we were  upon the road,

I had the resolution to ask Johnson  whether he thought  that the roughness of his manner had been an

advantage or not, and if  he would not have done more good if he had  been more gentle.  I  proceeded to answer

myself thus: 'Perhaps it  has been of advantage, as  it has given weight to what you said: you  could not,

perhaps, have  talked with such authority without it.'  JOHNSON.  'No, Sir; I have  done more good as I am.

Obscenity and  Impiety have always been  repressed in my company.'  BOSWELL.  'True, Sir; and that is more

than  can be said of every Bishop.  Greater liberties have been taken in the  presence of a Bishop,  though a very

good man, from his being milder,  and therefore not  commanding such awe.  Yet, Sir, many people who  might

have been  benefited by your conversation, have been frightened  away.  A  worthy friend of ours has told me,

that he has often been  afraid to  talk to you.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, he need not have been afraid,  if he  had any thing

rational to say.  If he had not, it was better he  did  not talk.' 

We talked of a certain clergyman of extraordinary character, who by  exerting his talents in writing on

temporary topicks, and  displaying  uncommon intrepidity, had raised himself to affluence.  I maintained  that

we ought not to be indignant at his success; for  merit of every  sort was entitled to reward.  JOHNSON.  'Sir, I

will  not allow this  man to have merit.  No, Sir; what he has is rather  the contrary; I  will, indeed, allow him

courage, and on this  account we so far give  him credit.  We have more respect for a man  who robs boldly on

the  highway, than for a fellow who jumps out of  a ditch, and knocks you  down behind your back.  Courage is

a  quality so necessary for  maintaining virtue, that it is always  respected, even when it is  associated with vice.' 

Mr. Henderson, with whom I had sauntered in the venerable walks of  Merton College, and found him a very

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of horrour, that he was much oppressed by the fear of  death.  The amiable Dr. Adams suggested that GOD

was infinitely  good.  JOHNSON.  'That he is infinitely good, as far as the  perfection of  his nature will allow, I

certainly believe; but it is  necessary for  good upon the whole, that individuals should be  punished.  As to an

INDIVIDUAL, therefore, he is not infinitely  good; and as I cannot be  SURE that I have fulfilled the

conditions  on which salvation is  granted, I am afraid I may be one of those  who shall be damned.'  (looking

dismally).  DR. ADAMS.  'What do you  mean by damned?'  JOHNSON.  (passionately and loudly,) 'Sent to

Hell, Sir, and punished  everlastingly!'  DR. ADAMS.  'I don't  believe that doctrine.'  JOHNSON.  'Hold, Sir, do

you believe that  some will be punished at  all?'  DR. ADAMS.  'Being excluded from  Heaven will be a

punishment;  yet there may be no great positive  suffering.'  JOHNSON.  Well, Sir;  but, if you admit any degree

of  punishment, there is an end of your  argument for infinite goodness  simply considered; for, infinite

goodness would inflict no  punishment whatever.  There is not infinite  goodness physically  considered;

morally there is.'  BOSWELL.  'But may  not a man attain  to such a degree of hope as not to be uneasy from the

fear of  death?'  JOHNSON.  'A man may have such a degree of hope as to  keep  him quiet.  You see I am not

quiet, from the vehemence with which  I  talk; but I do not despair.'  MRS. ADAMS.  'You seem, Sir, to  forget

the merits of our Redeemer.'  JOHNSON.  'Madam, I do not  forget the merits of my Redeemer; but my

Redeemer has said that he  will set some on his right hand and some on his left.'  He was in  gloomy agitation,

and said, 'I'll have no more on't.'  If what has  now been stated should be urged by the enemies of Christianity,

as  if  its influence on the mind were not benignant, let it be  remembered,  that Johnson's temperament was

melancholy, of which  such direful  apprehensions of futurity are often a common effect.  We shall  presently

see that when he approached nearer to his aweful  change, his  mind became tranquil, and he exhibited as

much  fortitude as becomes a  thinking man in that situation. 

From the subject of death we passed to discourse of life, whether  it was upon the whole more happy or

miserable.  Johnson was  decidedly  for the balance of misery: in confirmation of which I  maintained, that  no

man would choose to lead over again the life  which he had  experienced.  Johnson acceded to that opinion in

the  strongest terms. 

On Sunday, June 13, our philosopher was calm at breakfast.  There  was something exceedingly pleasing in

our leading a College life,  without restraint, and with superiour elegance, in consequence of  our  living in the

Master's house, and having the company of ladies.  Mrs.  Kennicot related, in his presence, a lively saying of

Dr.  Johnson to  Miss Hannah More, who had expressed a wonder that the  poet who had  written Paradise Lost

should write such poor Sonnets:  'Milton,  Madam, was a genius that could cut a Colossus from a  rock; but

could  not carve heads upon cherrystones.' 

On Monday, June 14, and Tuesday, 15, Dr. Johnson and I dined, on  one of them, I forget which, with Mr.

Mickle, translator of the  Lusiad, at Wheatley, a very pretty country place a few miles from  Oxford; and on

the other with Dr. Wetherell, Master of University  College.  From Dr. Wetherell's he went to visit Mr.

Sackville  Parker,  the bookseller; and when he returned to us, gave the  following account  of his visit, saying, 'I

have been to see my old  friend, Sack Parker;  I find he has married his maid; he has done  right.  She had lived

with  him many years in great confidence, and  they had mingled minds; I do  not think he could have found

any wife  that would have made him so  happy.  The woman was very attentive  and civil to me; she pressed me

to fix a day for dining with them,  and to say what I liked, and she  would be sure to get it for me.  Poor Sack!

He is very ill, indeed.  We parted as never to meet  again.  It has quite broke me down.'  This  pathetic narrative

was  strangely diversified with the grave and  earnest defence of a man's  having married his maid.  I could not

but  feel it as in some degree  ludicrous. 

In the morning of Tuesday, June 15, while we sat at Dr. Adams's, we  talked of a printed letter from the

Reverend Herbert Croft, to a  young gentleman who had been his pupil, in which he advised him to  read to the

end of whatever books he should begin to read.  JOHNSON.  'This is surely a strange advice; you may as well

resolve  that  whatever men you happen to get acquainted with, you are to  keep to  them for life.  A book may

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Voyages, (pointing to the three large volumes of  Voyages to the South  Sea, which were just come out) WHO

will read  them through?  A man had  better work his way before the mast, than  read them through; they will  be

eaten by rats and mice, before they  are read through.  There can be  little entertainment in such books;  one set

of Savages is like  another.'  BOSWELL.  'I do not think the  people of Otaheite can be  reckoned Savages.'

JOHNSON.  'Don't cant  in defence of Savages.'  BOSWELL.  'They have the art of  navigation.'  JOHNSON.  'A

dog or a  cat can swim.'  BOSWELL.  'They  carve very ingeniously.'  JOHNSON.  'A  cat can scratch, and a child

with a nail can scratch.'  I perceived  this was none of the mollia  tempora fandi; so desisted. 

Upon his mentioning that when he came to College he wrote his first  exercise twice over; but never did so

afterwards; MISS ADAMS.  'I  suppose, Sir, you could not make them better?'  JOHNSON.  'Yes,  Madam, to be

sure, I could make them better.  Thought is better  than  no thought.'  MISS ADAMS.  'Do you think, Sir, you

could make  your  Ramblers better?'  JOHNSON.  'Certainly I could.'  BOSWELL.  'I'll lay  a bet, Sir, you cannot.'

JOHNSON.  'But I will, Sir, if  I choose.  I  shall make the best of them you shall pick out,  better.'  BOSWELL.

'But you may add to them.  I will not allow of  that.'  JOHNSON.  'Nay, Sir, there are three ways of making

them  better;putting  out, adding,or correcting.' 

During our visit at Oxford, the following conversation passed  between him and me on the subject of my

trying my fortune at the  English bar: Having asked whether a very extensive acquaintance in  London, which

was very valuable, and of great advantage to a man at  large, might not be prejudicial to a lawyer, by

preventing him from  giving sufficient attention to his business;JOHNSON.  'Sir, you  will attend to

business, as business lays hold of you.  When not  actually employed, you may see your friends as much as

you do now.  You may dine at a Club every day, and sup with one of the members  every night; and you may

be as much at publick places as one who  has  seen them all would wish to be.  But you must take care to  attend

constantly in WestminsterHall; both to mind your business,  as it is  almost all learnt there, (for nobody reads

now;) and to  shew that you  want to have business.  And you must not be too often  seen at publick  places, that

competitors may not have it to say,  "He is always at the  Playhouse or at Ranelagh, and never to be  found at

his chambers."  And, Sir, there must be a kind of  solemnity in the manner of a  professional man.  I have

nothing  particular to say to you on the  subject.  All this I should say to  any one; I should have said it to  Lord

Thurlow twenty years ago.' 

On Wednesday, June 19, Dr. Johnson and I returned to London; he was  not well today, and said very little,

employing himself chiefly in  reading Euripides.  He expressed some displeasure at me, for not  observing

sufficiently the various objects upon the road.  'If I  had  your eyes, Sir, (said he,) I should count the

passengers.'  It  was  wonderful how accurate his observation of visual objects was,  notwithstanding his

imperfect eyesight, owing to a habit of  attention.  That he was much satisfied with the respect paid to him  at

Dr. Adams's is thus attested by himself: 'I returned last night  from Oxford, after a fortnight's abode with Dr.

Adams, who treated  me  as well as I could expect or wish; and he that contents a sick  man, a  man whom it is

impossible to please, has surely done his  part well.' 

After his return to London from this excursion, I saw him  frequently, but have few memorandums: I shall

therefore here insert  some particulars which I collected at various times. 

It having been mentioned to Dr. Johnson that a gentleman who had a  son whom he imagined to have an

extreme degree of timidity,  resolved  to send him to a publick school, that he might acquire  confidence;'Sir,

(said Johnson,) this is a preposterous expedient  for removing his infirmity; such a disposition should be

cultivated  in the shade.  Placing him at a publick school is forcing an owl  upon  day.' 

Speaking of a gentleman whose house was much frequented by low  company; 'Rags, Sir, (said he,) will

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Of the same gentleman's mode of living, he said, 'Sir, the  servants, instead of doing what they are bid, stand

round the table  in idle clusters, gaping upon the guests; and seem as unfit to  attend  a company, as to steer a

man of war.' 

A dull country magistrate gave Johnson a long tedious account of  his exercising his criminal jurisdiction, the

result of which was  his  having sentenced four convicts to transportation.  Johnson, in  an  agony of impatience

to get rid of such a companion, exclaimed,  'I  heartily wish, Sir, that I were a fifth.' 

Johnson was present when a tragedy was read, in which there  occurred this line: 

    'Who rules o'er freemen should himself be free.'

The company having admired it much, 'I cannot agree with you (said  Johnson).  It might as well be said, 

    'Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.'

Johnson having argued for some time with a pertinacious gentleman;  his opponent, who had talked in a very

puzzling manner, happened to  say, 'I don't understand you, Sir:' upon which Johnson observed,  'Sir, I have

found you an argument; but I am not obliged to find  you  an understanding.' 

Talking to me of Horry Walpole, (as Horace late Earl of Orford was  often called,) Johnson allowed that he

got together a great many  curious little things, and told them in an elegant manner.  Mr.  Walpole thought

Johnson a more amiable character after reading his  Letters to Mrs. Thrale: but never was one of the true

admirers of  that great man.  We may suppose a prejudice conceived, if he ever  heard Johnson's account to Sir

George Staunton, that when he made  the  speeches in parliament for the Gentleman's Magazine, 'he always

took  care to put Sir Robert Walpole in the wrong, and to say every  thing he  could against the electorate of

Hanover.'  The celebrated  Heroick  Epistle, in which Johnson is satyrically introduced, has  been ascribed  both

to Mr. Walpole and Mr. Mason.  One day at Mr.  Courtenay's, when a  gentleman expressed his opinion that

there was  more energy in that  poem than could be expected from Mr. Walpole;  Mr. Warton, the late  Laureat,

observed, 'It may have been written  by Walpole, and BUCKRAM'D  by Mason.' 

Sir Joshua Reynolds having said that he took the altitude of a  man's taste by his stories and his wit, and of his

understanding by  the remarks which he repeated; being always sure that he must be a  weak man who quotes

common things with an emphasis as if they were  oracles; Johnson agreed with him; and Sir Joshua having

also  observed  that the real character of a man was found out by his  amusements,Johnson added, 'Yes, Sir;

no man is a hypocrite in his  pleasures.' 

I have mentioned Johnson's general aversion to a pun.  He once,  however, endured one of mine.  When we

were talking of a numerous  company in which he had distinguished himself highly, I said, 'Sir,  you were a

COD surrounded by smelts.  Is not this enough for you?  at  a time too when you were not FISHING for a

compliment?'  He  laughed at  this with a complacent approbation.  Old Mr. Sheridan  observed, upon  my

mentioning it to him, 'He liked your compliment  so well, he was  willing to take it with PUN SAUCE.'  For my

own  part, I think no  innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be  suppressed; and that a  good pun may be

admitted among the smaller  excellencies of lively  conversation. 

Mr. Burke uniformly shewed Johnson the greatest respect; and when  Mr. Townshend, now Lord Sydney, at a

period when he was conspicuous  in opposition, threw out some reflection in parliament upon the  grant  of a

pension to a man of such political principles as  Johnson; Mr.  Burke, though then of the same party with Mr.

Townshend, stood warmly  forth in defence of his friend, to whom, he  justly observed, the  pension was

granted solely on account of his  eminent literary merit.  I am well assured, that Mr. Townshend's  attack upon

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of Mr.  Burke, in his Retaliation, another  person's name stood in the  couplet where Mr. Townshend is now

introduced: 

    'Though fraught with all learning kept straining his throat,

     To persuade Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote.'

It may be worth remarking, among the minutiae of my collection,  that Johnson was once drawn to serve in

the militia, the Trained  Bands of the City of London, and that Mr. Rackstrow, of the Museum  in  Fleetstreet,

was his Colonel.  It may be believed he did not  serve in  person; but the idea, with all its circumstances, is

certainly  laughable.  He upon that occasion provided himself with a  musket, and  with a sword and belt, which

I have seen hanging in his  closet. 

An authour of most anxious and restless vanity being mentioned,  'Sir, (said he,) there is not a young sapling

upon Parnassus more  severely blown about by every wind of criticism than that poor  fellow.' 

The difference, he observed, between a wellbred and an illbred  man is this: 'One immediately attracts your

liking, the other your  aversion.  You love the one till you find reason to hate him; you  hate the other till you

find reason to love him.' 

A foppish physician once reminded Johnson of his having been in  company with him on a former occasion; 'I

do not remember it, Sir.'  The physician still insisted; adding that he that day wore so fine  a  coat that it must

have attracted his notice.  'Sir, (said  Johnson,)  had you been dipt in Pactolus I should not have noticed  you.' 

He seemed to take a pleasure in speaking in his own style; for when  he had carelessly missed it, he would

repeat the thought translated  into it.  Talking of the Comedy of The Rehearsal, he said, 'It has  not wit enough

to keep it sweet.'  This was easy; he therefore  caught  himself, and pronounced a more round sentence; 'It has

not  vitality  enough to preserve it from putrefaction.' 

Though he had no taste for painting, he admired much the manner in  which Sir Joshua Reynolds treated of

his art, in his Discourses to  the Royal Academy.  He observed one day of a passage in them, 'I  think I might as

well have said this myself:' and once when Mr.  Langton was sitting by him, he read one of them very eagerly,

and  expressed himself thus:'Very well, Master Reynolds; very well,  indeed.  But it will not be understood.' 

When I observed to him that Painting was so far inferiour to  Poetry, that the story or even emblem which it

communicates must be  previously known, and mentioned as a natural and laughable instance  of this, that a

little Miss on seeing a picture of Justice with the  scales, had exclaimed to me, 'See, there's a woman selling

sweetmeats;' he said, 'Painting, Sir, can illustrate, but cannot  inform.' 

No man was more ready to make an apology when he had censured  unjustly, than Johnson.  When a

proofsheet of one of his works was  brought to him, he found fault with the mode in which a part of it  was

arranged, refused to read it, and in a passion desired that the  compositor might be sent to him.  The

compositor was Mr. Manning, a  decent sensible man, who had composed about one half of his  Dictionary,

when in Mr. Strahan's printinghouse; and a great part  of  his Lives of the Poets, when in that of Mr. Nichols;

and who (in  his  seventyseventh year), when in Mr. Baldwin's printinghouse,  composed  a part of the first

edition of this work concerning him.  By producing  the manuscript, he at once satisfied Dr. Johnson that  he

was not to  blame.  Upon which Johnson candidly and earnestly  said to him, 'Mr.  Compositor, I ask your

pardon.  Mr. Compositor, I  ask your pardon,  again and again.' 

His generous humanity to the miserable was almost beyond example.  The following instance is well

attested:Coming home late one  night,  he found a poor woman lying in the street, so much exhausted  that

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one of those  wretched females  who had fallen into the lowest state of vice,  poverty, and disease.  Instead of

harshly upbraiding her, he had  her taken care of with all  tenderness for a long time, at  considerable expence,

till she was  restored to health, and  endeavoured to put her into a virtuous way of  living. 

He once in his life was known to have uttered what is called a  BULL: Sir Joshua Reynolds, when they were

riding together in  Devonshire, complained that he had a very bad horse, for that even  when going down hill

he moved slowly step by step.  'Ay (said  Johnson,) and when he goes up hill, he STANDS STILL.' 

He had a great aversion to gesticulating in company.  He called  once to a gentleman who offended him in that

point, 'Don't  ATTITUDENISE.'  And when another gentleman thought he was giving  additional force to what

he uttered, by expressive movements of his  hands, Johnson fairly seized them, and held them down. 

Mr. Steevens, who passed many a social hour with him during their  long acquaintance, which commenced

when they both lived in the  Temple, has preserved a good number of particulars concerning him,  most of

which are to be found in the department of Apothegms,  in the  Collection of Johnson's Works.  But he has

been pleased to  favour me  with the following, which are original: 

'Dr. Johnson once assumed a character in which perhaps even Mr.  Boswell never saw him.  His curiosity

having been excited by the  praises bestowed on the celebrated Torre's fireworks at Marybone  Gardens, he

desired Mr. Steevens to accompany him thither.  The  evening had proved showery; and soon after the few

people present  were assembled, publick notice was given, that the conductors to  the  wheels, suns, stars, were

so thoroughly watersoaked, that  it was  impossible any part of the exhibition should be made.  "This  is a mere

excuse, (says the Doctor,) to save their crackers for a  more  profitable company.  Let us but hold up our sticks,

and  threaten to  break those coloured lamps that surround the Orchestra,  and we shall  soon have our wishes

gratified.  The core of the  fireworks cannot be  injured; let the different pieces be touched in  their respective

centers, and they will do their offices as well as  ever."  Some young  men who overheard him, immediately

began the  violence he had  recommended, and an attempt was speedily made to  fire some of the  wheels which

appeared to have received the  smallest damage; but to  little purpose were they lighted, for most  of them

completely failed.  The authour of The Rambler, however,  may be considered, on this  occasion, as the

ringleader of a  successful riot, though not as a  skilful pyrotechnist.' 

'It has been supposed that Dr. Johnson, so far as fashion was  concerned, was careless of his appearance in

publick.  But this is  not altogether true, as the following slight instance may show:  Goldsmith's last

Comedy was to be represented during some court  mourning: and Mr. Steevens appointed to call on Dr.

Johnson, and  carry him to the tavern where he was to dine with others of the  Poet's friends.  The Doctor was

ready dressed, but in coloured  cloaths; yet being told that he would find every one else in black,  received the

intelligence with a profusion of thanks, hastened to  change his attire, all the while repeating his gratitude for

the  information that had saved him from an appearance so improper in  the  front row of a front box.  "I would

not (added he,) for ten  pounds,  have seemed so retrograde to any general observance." 

'He would sometimes found his dislikes on very slender  circumstances.  Happening one day to mention Mr.

Flexman, a  Dissenting Minister, with some compliment to his exact memory in  chronological matters; the

Doctor replied, "Let me hear no more of  him, Sir.  That is the fellow who made the Index to my Ramblers,

and  set down the name of Milton thus: Milton, MR. John."' 

In the course of this work a numerous variety of names has been  mentioned, to which many might be added.  I

cannot omit Lord and  Lady  Lucan, at whose house he often enjoyed all that an elegant  table and  the best

company can contribute to happiness; he found  hospitality  united with extraordinary accomplishments, and

embellished with charms  of which no man could be insensible. 


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On Tuesday, June 22, I dined with him at THE LITERARY CLUB, the  last time of his being in that

respectable society.  The other  members present were the Bishop of St. Asaph, Lord Eliot, Lord  Palmerston,

Dr. Fordyce, and Mr. Malone.  He looked ill; but had  such  a manly fortitude, that he did not trouble the

company with  melancholy  complaints.  They all shewed evident marks of kind  concern about him,  with which

he was much pleased, and he exerted  himself to be as  entertaining as his indisposition allowed him. 

The anxiety of his friends to preserve so estimable a life, as long  as human means might be supposed to have

influence, made them plan  for him a retreat from the severity of a British winter, to the  mild  climate of Italy.

This scheme was at last brought to a  serious  resolution at General Paoli's, where I had often talked of  it.  One

essential matter, however, I understood was necessary to  be previously  settled, which was obtaining such an

addition to his  income, as would  be sufficient to enable him to defray the expence  in a manner becoming  the

first literary character of a great  nation, and independent of all  his other merits, the Authour of THE

DICTIONARY OF THE ENGLISH  LANGUAGE.  The person to whom I above all  others thought I should

apply to negociate this business, was the  Lord Chancellor, because I  knew that he highly valued Johnson, and

that Johnson highly valued his  Lordship; so that it was no  degradation of my illustrious friend to  solicit for

him the favour  of such a man.  I have mentioned what  Johnson said of him to me  when he was at the bar; and

after his  Lordship was advanced to the  seals, he said of him, 'I would prepare  myself for no man in  England

but Lord Thurlow.  When I am to meet with  him I should wish  to know a day before.'  How he would have

prepared  himself I cannot  conjecture.  Would he have selected certain topicks,  and considered  them in every

view so as to be in readiness to argue  them at all  points? and what may we suppose those topicks to have

been?  I once  started the curious inquiry to the great man who was the  subject of  this compliment: he smiled,

but did not pursue it. 

I first consulted with Sir Joshua Reynolds, who perfectly coincided  in opinion with me; and I therefore,

though personally very little  known to his Lordship, wrote to him, stating the case, and  requesting  his good

offices for Dr. Johnson.  I mentioned that I  was obliged to  set out for Scotland early in the following week, so

that if his  Lordship should have any commands for me as to this  pious negociation,  he would be pleased to

send them before that  time; otherwise Sir  Joshua Reynolds would give all attention to it. 

This application was made not only without any suggestion on the  part of Johnson himself, but was utterly

unknown to him, nor had he  the smallest suspicion of it.  Any insinuations, therefore, which  since his death

have been thrown out, as if he had stooped to ask  what was superfluous, are without any foundation.  But, had

he  asked  it, it would not have been superfluous; for though the money  he had  saved proved to be more than

his friends imagined, or than I  believe  he himself, in his carelessness concerning worldly matters,  knew it to

be, had he travelled upon the Continent, an augmentation  of his income  would by no means have been

unnecessary. 

On Thursday, June 24, I dined with him at Mr. Dilly's, where were  the Rev. Mr. (now Dr.) Knox, master of

Tunbridgeschool, Mr. Smith,  Vicar of Southill, Dr. Beattie, Mr. Pinkerton, authour of various  literary

performances, and the Rev. Dr. Mayo.  At my desire old Mr.  Sheridan was invited, as I was earnest to have

Johnson and him  brought together again by chance, that a reconciliation might be  effected.  Mr. Sheridan

happened to come early, and having learned  that Dr. Johnson was to be there, went away; so I found, with

sincere  regret, that my friendly intentions were hopeless.  I  recollect  nothing that passed this day, except

Johnson's quickness,  who, when  Dr. Beattie observed, as something remarkable which had  happened to  him,

that he had chanced to see both No. 1, and No.  1000, of the  hackneycoaches, the first and the last; 'Why, Sir,

(said Johnson,)  there is an equal chance for one's seeing those two  numbers as any  other two.' 

On Friday, June 25, I dined with him at General Paoli's, where, he  says in one of his letters to Mrs. Thrale, 'I

love to dine.'  There  was a variety of dishes much to his taste, of all which he seemed  to  me to eat so much,

that I was afraid he might be hurt by it; and  I  whispered to the General my fear, and begged he might not

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refuse any slight  gratifications to a  man under sentence of death?  There is a humane  custom in Italy, by

which persons in that melancholy situation are  indulged with having  whatever they like best to eat and drink,

even  with expensive  delicacies.' 

On Sunday, June 27, I found him rather better.  I mentioned to him  a young man who was going to Jamaica

with his wife and children, in  expectation of being provided for by two of her brothers settled in  that island,

one a clergyman, and the other a physician.  JOHNSON.  'It is a wild scheme, Sir, unless he has a positive and

deliberate  invitation.  There was a poor girl, who used to come about me, who  had a cousin in Barbadoes, that,

in a letter to her, expressed a  wish  she should come out to that Island, and expatiated on the  comforts and

happiness of her situation.  The poor girl went out:  her cousin was  much surprised, and asked her how she

could think of  coming.  "Because, (said she,) you invited me."  "Not I," answered  the cousin.  The letter was

then produced.  "I see it is true,  (said she,) that I  did invite you: but I did not think you would  come."  They

lodged her  in an outhouse, where she passed her time  miserably; and as soon as  she had an opportunity she

returned to  England.  Always tell this,  when you hear of people going abroad to  relations, upon a notion of

being well received.  In the case which  you mention, it is probable  the clergyman spends all he gets, and  the

physician does not know how  much he is to get.' 

We this day dined at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, with General Paoli,  Lord Eliot, (formerly Mr. Eliot, of Port

Eliot,) Dr. Beattie, and  some other company.  Talking of Lord Chesterfield;JOHNSON.  'His  manner was

exquisitely elegant, and he had more knowledge than I  expected.'  BOSWELL.  'Did you find, Sir, his

conversation to be of  a  superiour style?'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, in the conversation which I  had  with him I had the

best right to superiority, for it was upon  philology and literature.'  Lord Eliot, who had travelled at the  same

time with Mr. Stanhope, Lord Chesterfield's natural son,  justly  observed, that it was strange that a man who

shewed he had  so much  affection for his son as Lord Chesterfield did, by writing  so many  long and anxious

letters to him, almost all of them when he  was  Secretary of State, which certainly was a proof of great

goodness of  disposition, should endeavour to make his son a rascal.  His Lordship  told us, that Foote had

intended to bring on the stage  a father who  had thus tutored his son, and to shew the son an  honest man to

every  one else, but practising his father's maxims  upon him, and cheating  him.  JOHNSON.  'I am much

pleased with this  design; but I think there  was no occasion to make the son honest at  all.  No; he should be a

consummate rogue: the contrast between  honesty and knavery would be  the stronger.  It should be contrived

so that the father should be the  only sufferer by the son's  villainy, and thus there would be poetical  justice.' 

A young gentleman present took up the argument against him, and  maintained that no man ever thinks of the

NOSE OF THE MIND, not  adverting that though that figurative sense seems strange to us, as  very unusual, it

is truly not more forced than Hamlet's 'In my  MIND'S  EYE, Horatio.'  He persisted much too long, and

appeared to  Johnson as  putting himself forward as his antagonist with too much  presumption;  upon which he

called to him in a loud tone, 'What is  it you are  contending for, if you BE contending?'  And afterwards

imagining that  the gentleman retorted upon him with a kind of smart  drollery, he  said, 'Mr. ***** it does not

become you to talk so to  me.  Besides,  ridicule is not your talent; you have THERE neither  intuition nor

sagacity.'  The gentleman protested that he had  intended no improper  freedom, but had the greatest respect for

Dr.  Johnson.  After a short  pause, during which we were somewhat  uneasy,JOHNSON.  'Give me your

hand, Sir.  You were too tedious,  and I was too short.'  Mr. *****.  'Sir, I am honoured by your  attention in any

way.'  JOHNSON.  'Come,  Sir, let's have no more of  it.  We offended one another by our  contention; let us not

offend  the company by our compliments.' 

He now said, 'He wished much to go to Italy, and that he dreaded  passing the winter in England.'  I said

nothing; but enjoyed a  secret  satisfaction in thinking that I had taken the most effectual  measures  to make

such a scheme practicable. 

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'TO JAMES BOSWELL, ESQ. 

'SIR,I should have answered your letter immediately, if (being  much engaged when I received it) I had not

put it in my pocket, and  forgot to open it till this morning. 

'I am much obliged to you for the suggestion; and I will adopt and  press it as far as I can.  The best argument,

I am sure, and I hope  it is not likely to fail, is Dr. Johnson's merit.  But it will be  necessary, if I should be so

unfortunate as to miss seeing you, to  converse with Sir Joshua on the sum it will be proper to ask,in  short,

upon the means of setting him out.  It would be a reflection  on us all, if such a man should perish for want of

the means to  take  care of his health.  Yours, 

'THURLOW.' 

This letter gave me a very high satisfaction; I next day went and  shewed it to Sir Joshua Reynolds, who was

exceedingly pleased with  it.  He thought that I should now communicate the negociation to  Dr.  Johnson, who

might afterwards complain if the attention with  which he  had been honoured, should be too long concealed

from him.  I intended  to set out for Scotland next morning; but Sir Joshua  cordially  insisted that I should stay

another day, that Johnson and  I might dine  with him, that we three might talk of his Italian  Tour, and, as Sir

Joshua expressed himself, 'have it all out.'  I  hastened to Johnson,  and was told by him that he was rather

better  today.  BOSWELL.  'I am  very anxious about you, Sir, and  particularly that you should go to  Italy for

the winter, which I  believe is your own wish.'  JOHNSON.  'It is, Sir.'  BOSWELL.  'You  have no objection, I

presume, but the  money it would require.'  JOHNSON.  'Why, no, Sir.'  Upon which I gave  him a particular

account of what had been done, and read to him the  Lord  Chancellor's letter.  He listened with much attention;

then  warmly  said, 'This is taking prodigious pains about a man.'  'O! Sir,  (said I, with most sincere affection,)

your friends would do every  thing for you.'  He paused, grew more and more agitated, till tears  started into his

eyes, and he exclaimed with fervent emotion, 'GOD  bless you all.'  I was so affected that I also shed tears.

After a  short silence, he renewed and extended his grateful benediction,  'GOD  bless you all, for JESUS

CHRIST'S sake.'  We both remained for  some  time unable to speak.  He rose suddenly and quitted the room,

quite  melted in tenderness.  He staid but a short time, till he had  recovered his firmness; soon after he returned

I left him, having  first engaged him to dine at Sir Joshua Reynolds's, next day.  I  never was again under that

roof which I had so long reverenced. 

On Wednesday, June 30, the friendly confidential dinner with Sir  Joshua Reynolds took place, no other

company being present.  Had I  known that this was the last time that I should enjoy in this  world,  the

conversation of a friend whom I so much respected, and  from whom I  derived so much instruction and

entertainment, I should  have been  deeply affected.  When I now look back to it, I am vexed  that a single  word

should have been forgotten. 

Both Sir Joshua and I were so sanguine in our expectations, that we  expatiated with confidence on the liberal

provision which we were  sure would be made for him, conjecturing whether munificence would  be  displayed

in one large donation, or in an ample increase of his  pension.  He himself catched so much of our enthusiasm,

as to allow  himself to suppose it not impossible that our hopes might in one  way  or other be realised.  He said

that he would rather have his  pension  doubled than a grant of a thousand pounds; 'For, (said he,)  though

probably I may not live to receive as much as a thousand  pounds, a man  would have the consciousness that he

should pass the  remainder of his  life in splendour, how long soever it might be.'  Considering what a  moderate

proportion an income of six hundred  pounds a year bears to  innumerable fortunes in this country, it is  worthy

of remark, that a  man so truly great should think it  splendour. 

As an instance of extraordinary liberality of friendship, he told  us, that Dr. Brocklesby had upon this occasion

offered him a  hundred  a year for his life.  A grateful tear started into his eye,  as he  spoke this in a faultering

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Sir Joshua and I endeavoured to flatter his imagination with  agreeable prospects of happiness in Italy.  'Nay,

(said he,) I must  not expect much of that; when a man goes to Italy merely to feel  how  he breathes the air, he

can enjoy very little.' 

Our conversation turned upon living in the country, which Johnson,  whose melancholy mind required the

dissipation of quick successive  variety, had habituated himself to consider as a kind of mental  imprisonment.

'Yet, Sir, (said I,) there are many people who are  content to live in the country.'  JOHNSON.  'Sir, it is in the

intellectual world as in the physical world; we are told by natural  philosophers that a body is at rest in the

place that is fit for  it;  they who are content to live in the country, are FIT for the  country.' 

Talking of various enjoyments, I argued that a refinement of taste  was a disadvantage, as they who have

attained to it must be  seldomer  pleased than those who have no nice discrimination, and  are therefore

satisfied with every thing that comes in their way.  JOHNSON.  'Nay,  Sir; that is a paltry notion.  Endeavour to

be as  perfect as you can  in every respect.' 

I accompanied him in Sir Joshua Reynolds's coach, to the entry of  Boltcourt.  He asked me whether I would

not go with him to his  house; I declined it, from an apprehension that my spirits would  sink.  We bade adieu

to each other affectionately in the carriage.  When he had got down upon the footpavement, he called out,

'Fare  you  well;' and without looking back, sprung away with a kind of  pathetick  briskness, if I may use that

expression, which seemed to  indicate a  struggle to conceal uneasiness, and impressed me with a  foreboding

of  our long, long separation. 

I remained one day more in town, to have the chance of talking over  my negociation with the Lord

Chancellor; but the multiplicity of  his  Lordship's important engagements did not allow of it; so I left  the

management of the business in the hands of Sir Joshua Reynolds. 

Soon after this time Dr. Johnson had the mortification of being  informed by Mrs. Thrale, that, 'what she

supposed he never  believed,'  was true; namely, that she was actually going to marry  Signor Piozzi,  an Italian

musickmaster.  He endeavoured to prevent  it; but in vain.  If she would publish the whole of the

correspondence that passed  between Dr. Johnson and her on the  subject, we should have a full view  of his

real sentiments.  As it  is, our judgement must be biassed by  that characteristick specimen  which Sir John

Hawkins has given us:  'Poor Thrale!  I thought that  either her virtue or her vice would have  restrained her

from such a  marriage.  She is now become a subject for  her enemies to exult  over; and for her friends, if she

has any left,  to forget, or  pity.' 

It must be admitted that Johnson derived a considerable portion of  happiness from the comforts and

elegancies which he enjoyed in Mr.  Thrale's family; but Mrs. Thrale assures us he was indebted for  these  to

her husband alone, who certainly respected him sincerely. 

Having left the PIOUS NEGOCIATION, as I called it, in the best  hands, I shall here insert what relates to it.

Johnson wrote to  Sir  Joshua Reynolds on July 6, as follows: 

'I am going, I hope, in a few days, to try the air of Derbyshire,  but hope to see you before I go.  Let me,

however, mention to you  what I have much at heart.  If the Chancellor should continue his  attention to Mr.

Boswell's request, and confer with you on the  means  of relieving my languid state, I am very desirous to

avoid  the  appearance of asking money upon false pretences.  I desire you  to  represent to his Lordship, what, as

soon as it is suggested, he  will  perceive to be reasonable,That, if I grow much worse, I  shall be  afraid to

leave my physicians, to suffer the  inconveniences of travel,  and pine in the solitude of a foreign  country;

That, if I grow much  better, of which indeed there is now  little appearance, I shall not  wish to leave my

friends and my  domestick comforts; for I do not  travel, for pleasure or curiosity;  yet if I should recover,

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to obtain some help from a softer  climate.  Do for me what  you can.' 

By a letter from Sir Joshua Reynolds I was informed, that the Lord  Chancellor had called on him, and

acquainted him that the  application  had not been successful; but that his Lordship, after  speaking highly  in

praise of Johnson, as a man who was an honour to  his country,  desired Sir Joshua to let him know, that on

granting a  mortgage of his  pension, he should draw on his Lordship to the  amount of five or six  hundred

pounds; and that his Lordship  explained the meaning of the  mortgage to be, that he wished the  business to be

conducted in such a  manner, that Dr. Johnson should  appear to be under the least possible  obligation.  Sir

Joshua  mentioned, that he had by the same post  communicated all this to  Dr. Johnson. 

How Johnson was affected upon the occasion will appear from what he  wrote to Sir Joshua Reynolds: 

'Ashbourne, Sept. 9.  Many words I hope are not necessary between  you and me, to convince you what

gratitude is excited in my heart  by  the Chancellor's liberality, and your kind offices. . . . 

'I have enclosed a letter to the Chancellor, which, when you have  read it, you will be pleased to seal with a

head, or any other  general seal, and convey it to him: had I sent it directly to him,  I  should have seemed to

overlook the favour of your intervention.' 

'TO THE LORD HIGH CHANCELLOR. 

'MY LORD,After a long and not inattentive observation of mankind,  the generosity of your Lordship's

offer raises in me not less  wonder  than gratitude.  Bounty, so liberally bestowed, I should  gladly  receive, if my

condition made it necessary; for, to such a  mind, who  would not be proud to own his obligations?  But it has

pleased GOD to  restore me to so great a measure of health, that if  I should now  appropriate so much of a

fortune destined to do good,  I could not  escape from myself the charge of advancing a false  claim.  My

journey  to the continent, though I once thought it  necessary, was never much  encouraged by my physicians;

and I was  very desirous that your  Lordship should be told of it by Sir Joshua  Reynolds, as an event very

uncertain; for if I grew much better, I  should not be willing, if much  worse, not able, to migrate.  Your

Lordship was first solicited  without my knowledge; but, when I was  told that you were pleased to  honour me

with your patronage, I did  not expect to hear of a refusal;  yet, as I have had no long time to  brood hope, and

have not rioted in  imaginary opulence, this cold  reception has been scarce a  disappointment; and, from your

Lordship's kindness, I have received a  benefit, which only men like  you are able to bestow.  I shall now live

mihi carior, with a  higher opinion of my own merit.  I am, my Lord,  your Lordship's  most obliged, most

grateful, and most humble servant, 

'September, 1784.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Upon this unexpected failure I abstain from presuming to make any  remarks, or to offer any conjectures. 

Let us now contemplate Johnson thirty years after the death of his  wife, still retaining for her all the

tenderness of affection. 

'TO THE REVEREND MR. BAGSHAW, AT BROMLEY. 

'SIR,Perhaps you may remember, that in the year 1753, you  committed to the ground my dear wife.  I now

entreat your  permission  to lay a stone upon her; and have sent the inscription,  that, if you  find it proper, you

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'You will do me a great favour by showing the place where she lies,  that the stone may protect her remains. 

'Mr. Ryland will wait on you for the inscription, and procure it to  be engraved.  You will easily believe that I

shrink from this  mournful office.  When it is done, if I have strength remaining, I  will visit Bromley once

again, and pay you part of the respect to  which you have a right from, Reverend Sir, your most humble

servant, 

'July 12, 1784.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Next day he set out on a jaunt to Staffordshire and Derbyshire,  flattering himself that he might be in some

degree relieved. 

During his absence from London he kept up a correspondence with  several of his friends, from which I shall

select what appears to  me  proper for publication, without attending nicely to  chronological  order. 

TO DR. BROCKLESBY, he writes, Ashbourne, Sept. 9: 

'Do you know the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire?  And have you ever  seen Chatsworth?  I was at

Chatsworth on Monday: I had indeed seen  it  before, but never when its owners were at home; I was very

kindly  received, and honestly pressed to stay: but I told them that  a sick  man is not a fit inmate of a great

house.  But I hope to go  again some  time.' 

Sept. 11.  'I think nothing grows worse, but all rather better,  except sleep, and that of late has been at its old

pranks.  Last  evening, I felt what I had not known for a long time, an  inclination  to walk for amusement; I

took a short walk, and came  back again  neither breathless nor fatigued.  This has been a  gloomy, frigid,

ungenial summer, but of late it seems to mend; I  hear the heat  sometimes mentioned, but I do not feel it: 

    "Praeterea minimus gelido jam in corpore sanguis

      Febre calet sola."

I hope, however, with good help, to find means of supporting a  winter at home, and to hear and tell at the

Club what is doing, and  what ought to be doing in the world.  I have no company here, and  shall naturally

come home hungry for conversation.  To wish you,  dear  Sir, more leisure, would not be kind; but what leisure

you  have, you  must bestow upon me.' 

Lichfield, Sept. 29.  'On one day I had three letters about the  airballoon: yours was far the best, and has

enabled me to impart  to  my friends in the country an idea of this species of amusement.  In  amusement, mere

amusement, I am afraid it must end, for I do not  find  that its course can be directed so as that it should serve

any  purposes of communication; and it can give no new intelligence of  the  state of the air at different heights,

till they have ascended  above  the height of mountains, which they seem never likely to do.  I came  hither on

the 27th.  How long I shall stay I have not  determined.  My  dropsy is gone, and my asthma much remitted, but

I  have felt myself a  little declining these two days, or at least to  day; but such  vicissitudes must be expected.

One day may be worse  than another; but  this last month is far better than the former; if  the next should be  as

much better than this, I shall run about the  town on my own legs.' 

October 25.  'You write to me with a zeal that animates, and a  tenderness that melts me.  I am not afraid either

of a journey to  London, or a residence in it.  I came down with little fatigue, and  am now not weaker.  In the

smoky atmosphere I was delivered from  the  dropsy, which I consider as the original and radical disease.  The

town  is my element*; there are my friends, there are my books,  to which I  have not yet bid farewell, and there


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are my amusements.  Sir Joshua  told me long ago that my vocation was to publick life,  and I hope  still to keep

my station, till God shall bid me Go in  peace.' 

* His love of London continually appears.  In a letter from him to  Mrs. Smart, wife of his friend the Poet,

which is published in a  wellwritten life of him, prefixed to an edition of his Poems, in  1791, there is the

following sentence:'To one that has passed so  many years in the pleasures and opulence of London, there

are few  places that can give much delight.' 

Once, upon reading that line in the curious epitaph quoted in The  Spectator, 

    'Born in NewEngland, did in London die;'

he laughed and said, 'I do not wonder at this.  It would have been  strange, if born in London, he had died in

NewEngland.'BOSWELL. 

TO SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS: 

Ashbourne, Sept. 2.  '. . . I still continue by God's mercy to  mend.  My breath is easier, my nights are quieter,

and my legs are  less in bulk, and stronger in use.  I have, however, yet a great  deal  to overcome, before I can

yet attain even an old man's health.  Write,  do write to me now and then; we are now old acquaintance,  and

perhaps  few people have lived so much and so long together,  with less cause of  complaint on either side.  The

retrospection of  this is very pleasant,  and I hope we shall never think on each  other with less kindness.' 

Sept. 9.  'I could not answer your letter before this day, because  I went on the sixth to Chatsworth, and did not

come back till the  post was gone.  Many words, I hope, are not necessary between you  and  me, to convince

you what gratitude is excited in my heart, by  the  Chancellor's liberality and your kind offices.  I did not  indeed

expect that what was asked by the Chancellor would have been  refused,  but since it has, we will not tell that

any thing has been  asked.  I  have enclosed a letter to the Chancellor which, when you  have read it,  you will be

pleased to seal with a head, or other  general seal, and  convey it to him; had I sent it directly to him,  I should

have seemed  to overlook the favour of your intervention.  I do not despair of  supporting an English winter.  At

Chatsworth, I  met young Mr. Burke,  who led me very commodiously into conversation  with the Duke and

Duchess.  We had a very good morning.  The dinner  was publick.' 

Sept. 18.  'I have three letters this day, all about the balloon, I  could have been content with one.  Do not write

about the balloon,  whatever else you may think proper to say.' 

It may be observed, that his writing in every way, whether for the  publick, or privately to his friends, was by

fits and starts; for  we  see frequently, that many letters are written on the same day.  When he  had once

overcome his aversion to begin, he was, I suppose,  desirous  to go on, in order to relieve his mind from the

uneasy  reflection of  delaying what he ought to do. 

We now behold Johnson for the last time, in his native city, for  which he ever retained a warm affection, and

which, by a sudden  apostrophe, under the word Lich, he introduces with reverence, into  his immortal Work,

THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY:Salve, magna parens!  While here, he felt a revival of all the tenderness of

filial  affection, an instance of which appeared in his ordering the grave  stone and inscription over Elizabeth

Blaney* to be substantially  and  carefully renewed. 

* His mother.ED. 

To Mr. Henry White, a young clergyman, with whom he now formed an  intimacy, so as to talk to him with

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'Once, indeed, (said he,) I was disobedient; I  refused to attend  my father to Uttoxetermarket.  Pride was the

source of that refusal,  and the remembrance of it was painful.  A  few years ago, I desired to  atone for this

fault; I went to  Uttoxeter in very bad weather, and  stood for a considerable time  bareheaded in the rain, on the

spot  where my father's stall used to  stand.  In contrition I stood, and I  hope the penance was  expiatory.' 

'I told him (says Miss Seward) in one of my latest visits to him,  of a wonderful learned pig, which I had seen

at Nottingham; and  which  did all that we have observed exhibited by dogs and horses.  The  subject amused

him.  "Then, (said he,) the pigs are a race  unjustly  calumniated.  PIG has, it seems, not been wanting to MAN,

but MAN to  PIG.  We do not allow TIME for his education, we kill  him at a year  old."  Mr. Henry White, who

was present, observed  that if this  instance had happened in or before Pope's time, he  would not have been

justified in instancing the swine as the lowest  degree of groveling  instinct.  Dr. Johnson seemed pleased with

the  observation, while the  person who made it proceeded to remark, that  great torture must have  been

employed, ere the indocility of the  animal could have been  subdued.  "Certainly, (said the Doctor;)  but,

(turning to me,) how old  is your pig?"  I told him, three  years old.  "Then, (said he,) the pig  has no cause to

complain; he  would have been killed the first year if  he had not been EDUCATED,  and protracted existence

is a good  recompence for very considerable  degrees of torture."' 

As Johnson had now very faint hopes of recovery, and as Mrs. Thrale  was no longer devoted to him, it might

have been supposed that he  would naturally have chosen to remain in the comfortable house of  his  beloved

wife's daughter, and end his life where he began it.  But there  was in him an animated and lofty spirit, and

however  complicated  diseases might depress ordinary mortals, all who saw  him, beheld and  acknowledged

the invictum animum Catonis.  Such was  his intellectual  ardour even at this time, that he said to one  friend,

'Sir, I look  upon every day to be lost, in which I do not  make a new acquaintance;'  and to another, when

talking of his  illness, 'I will be conquered; I  will not capitulate.'  And such  was his love of London, so high a

relish had he of its magnificent  extent, and variety of intellectual  entertainment, that he  languished when

absent from it, his mind having  become quite  luxurious from the long habit of enjoying the metropolis;  and,

therefore, although at Lichfield, surrounded with friends, who  loved and revered him, and for whom he had a

very sincere  affection,  he still found that such conversation as London affords,  could be  found no where else.

These feelings, joined, probably, to  some  flattering hopes of aid from the eminent physicians and  surgeons in

London, who kindly and generously attended him without  accepting fees,  made him resolve to return to the

capital. 

From Lichfield he came to Birmingham, where he passed a few days  with his worthy old schoolfellow, Mr.

Hector, who thus writes to  me:'He was very solicitous with me to recollect some of our most  early

transactions, and transmit them to him, for I perceive  nothing  gave him greater pleasure than calling to mind

those days  of our  innocence.  I complied with his request, and he only  received them a  few days before his

death.  I have transcribed for  your inspection,  exactly the minutes I wrote to him.'  This paper  having been

found in  his repositories after his death, Sir John  Hawkins has inserted it  entire, and I have made occasional

use of  it and other communications  from Mr. Hector, in the course of this  Work.  I have both visited and

corresponded with him since Dr.  Johnson's death, and by my inquiries  concerning a great variety of

particulars have obtained additional  information.  I followed the  same mode with the Reverend Dr. Taylor,  in

whose presence I wrote  down a good deal of what he could tell; and  he, at my request,  signed his name, to

give it authenticity.  It is  very rare to find  any person who is able to give a distinct account of  the life even  of

one whom he has known intimately, without questions  being put to  them.  My friend Dr. Kippis has told me,

that on this  account it is  a practice with him to draw out a biographical  catechism. 

Johnson then proceeded to Oxford, where he was again kindly  received by Dr. Adams. 

He arrived in London on the 16th of November, and next day sent to  Dr. Burney the following note, which I

insert as the last token of  his remembrance of that ingenious and amiable man, and as another  of  the many

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'MR. JOHNSON, who came home last night, sends his respects to dear  Dr. Burney, and all the dear Burneys,

little and great.' 

Having written to him, in bad spirits, a letter filled with  dejection and fretfulness, and at the same time

expressing anxious  apprehensions concerning him, on account of a dream which had  disturbed me; his

answer was chiefly in terms of reproach, for a  supposed charge of 'affecting discontent, and indulging the

vanity  of  complaint.'  It, however, proceeded, 

'Write to me often, and write like a man.  I consider your fidelity  and tenderness as a great part of the comforts

which are yet left  me,  and sincerely wish we could be nearer to each other. . . .  My  dear  friend, life is very

short and very uncertain; let us spend it  as well  as we can.  My worthy neighbour, Allen, is dead.  Love me  as

well as  you can.  Pay my respects to dear Mrs. Boswell.  Nothing  ailed me at  that time; let your superstition at

last have an end.' 

Feeling very soon, that the manner in which he had written might  hurt me, he two days afterwards, July 28,

wrote to me again, giving  me an account of his sufferings; after which, he thus proceeds: 

'Before this letter, you will have had one which I hope you will  not take amiss; for it contains only truth, and

that truth kindly  intended. . . .  Spartam quam nactus es orna; make the most and  best  of your lot, and compare

yourself not with the few that are  above you,  but with the multitudes which are below you.' 

Yet it was not a little painful to me to find, that . . . he still  persevered in arraigning me as before, which was

strange in him who  had so much experience of what I suffered.  I, however, wrote to  him  two as kind letters as

I could; the last of which came too late  to be  read by him, for his illness encreased more rapidly upon him

than I  had apprehended; but I had the consolation of being informed  that he  spoke of me on his deathbed,

with affection, and I look  forward with  humble hope of renewing our friendship in a better  world. 

Soon after Johnson's return to the metropolis, both the asthma and  dropsy became more violent and

distressful. 

During his sleepless nights he amused himself by translating into  Latin verse, from the Greek, many of the

epigrams in the  Anthologia.  These translations, with some other poems by him in  Latin, he gave to  his friend

Mr. Langton, who, having added a few  notes, sold them to  the booksellers for a small sum, to be given to

some of Johnson's  relations, which was accordingly done; and they  are printed in the  collection of his works. 

A very erroneous notion has circulated as to Johnson's deficiency  in the knowledge of the Greek language,

partly owing to the modesty  with which, from knowing how much there was to be learnt, he used  to  mention

his own comparative acquisitions.  When Mr. Cumberland  talked  to him of the Greek fragments which are so

well illustrated  in The  Observer, and of the Greek dramatists in general, he  candidly  acknowledged his

insufficiency in that particular branch  of Greek  literature.  Yet it may be said, that though not a great,  he was a

good Greek scholar.  Dr. Charles Burney, the younger, who  is  universally acknowledged by the best judges to

be one of the few  men  of this age who are very eminent for their skill in that noble  language, has assured me,

that Johnson could give a Greek word for  almost every English one; and that although not sufficiently

conversant in the niceties of the language, he upon some occasions  discovered, even in these, a considerable

degree of critical  acumen.  Mr. Dalzel, Professor of Greek at Edinburgh, whose skill  in it is  unquestionable,

mentioned to me, in very liberal terms,  the impression  which was made upon him by Johnson, in a

conversation which they had  in London concerning that language.  As  Johnson, therefore, was  undoubtedly

one of the first Latin scholars  in modern times, let us  not deny to his fame some additional  splendour from

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The ludicrous imitators of Johnson's style are innumerable.  Their  general method is to accumulate hard

words, without considering,  that, although he was fond of introducing them occasionally, there  is  not a single

sentence in all his writings where they are crowded  together, as in the first verse of the following imaginary

Ode by  him  to Mrs. Thrale, which appeared in the newspapers: 

    'Cervisial coctor's viduate dame,

     Opin'st thou this gigantick frame,

       Procumbing at thy shrine:

     Shall, catenated by thy charms,

     A captive in thy ambient arms,

       Perennially be thine?'

This, and a thousand other such attempts, are totally unlike the  original, which the writers imagined they were

turning into  ridicule.  There is not similarity enough for burlesque, or even  for caricature. 

'TO MR. GREEN, APOTHECARY, AT LICHFIELD. 

'DEAR SIR,I have enclosed the Epitaph for my Father, Mother, and  Brother, to be all engraved on the

large size, and laid in the  middle  aisle in St. Michael's church, which I request the clergyman  and

churchwardens to permit. 

'The first care must be to find the exact place of interment, that  the stone may protect the bodies.  Then let the

stone be deep,  massy,  and hard; and do not let the difference of ten pounds, or  more, defeat  our purpose. 

'I have enclosed ten pounds, and Mrs. Porter will pay you ten more,  which I gave her for the same purpose.

What more is wanted shall  be  sent; and I beg that all possible haste may be made, for I wish  to  have it done

while I am yet alive.  Let me know, dear Sir, that  you  receive this.  I am, Sir, your most humble servant, 

'Dec. 2, 1784.' 

'SAM. JOHNSON.' 

Death had always been to him an object of terrour; so that, though  by no means happy, he still clung to life

with an eagerness at  which  many have wondered.  At any time when he was ill, he was very  much  pleased to

be told that he looked better.  An ingenious member  of the  Eumelian Club, informs me, that upon one

occasion when he  said to him  that he saw health returning to his cheek, Johnson  seized him by the  hand and

exclaimed, 'Sir, you are one of the  kindest friends I ever  had.' 

Dr. Heberden, Dr. Brocklesby, Dr. Warren, and Dr. Butter,  physicians, generously attended him, without

accepting any fees, as  did Mr. Cruikshank, surgeon; and all that could be done from  professional skill and

ability, was tried, to prolong a life so  truly  valuable.  He himself, indeed, having, on account of his very  bad

constitution, been perpetually applying himself to medical  inquiries,  united his own efforts with those of the

gentlemen who  attended him;  and imagining that the dropsical collection of water  which oppressed  him

might be drawn off by making incisions in his  body, he, with his  usual resolute defiance of pain, cut deep,

when  he thought that his  surgeon had done it too tenderly.* 

* This bold experiment, Sir John Hawkins has related in such a  manner as to suggest a charge against

Johnson of intentionally  hastening his end; a charge so very inconsistent with his character  in every respect,

that it is injurious even to refute it, as Sir  John  has thought it necessary to do.  It is evident, that what  Johnson

did  in hopes of relief, indicated an extraordinary  eagerness to retard his  dissolution.BOSWELL. 


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About eight or ten days before his death, when Dr. Brocklesby paid  him his morning visit, he seemed very

low and desponding, and said,  'I have been as a dying man all night.'  He then emphatically broke  out in the

words of Shakspeare: 

    'Can'st thou not minister to a mind diseas'd;

     Pluck from the memory a rooted sorrow;

     Raze out the written troubles of the brain;

     And, with some sweet oblivious antidote,

     Cleanse the stuff'd bosom of that perilous stuff,

     Which weighs upon the heart?'

To which Dr. Brocklesby readily answered, from the same great  poet: 

    'therein the patient

     Must minister to himself.'

Johnson expressed himself much satisfied with the application. 

On another day after this, when talking on the subject of prayer,  Dr. Brocklesby repeated from Juvenal, 

    'Orandum est, ut sit mens sana in corpore sano,'

and so on to the end of the tenth satire; but in running it quickly  over, he happened, in the line, 

    'Qui spatium vitae extremum inter munera ponat,'

to pronounce supremum for extremum; at which Johnson's critical ear  instantly took offence, and discoursing

vehemently on the  unmetrical  effect of such a lapse, he shewed himself as full as  ever of the  spirit of the

grammarian. 

Having no near relations, it had been for some time Johnson's  intention to make a liberal provision for his

faithful servant, Mr.  Francis Barber, whom he looked upon as particularly under his  protection, and whom he

had all along treated truly as an humble  friend.  Having asked Dr. Brocklesby what would be a proper annuity

to a favourite servant, and being answered that it must depend on  the  circumstances of the master; and, that in

the case of a  nobleman,  fifty pounds a year was considered as an adequate reward  for many  years' faithful

service; 'Then, (said Johnson,) shall I be  nobilissimus, for I mean to leave Frank seventy pounds a year, and  I

desire you to tell him so.'  It is strange, however, to think,  that  Johnson was not free from that general

weakness of being  averse to  execute a will, so that he delayed it from time to time;  and had it  not been for Sir

John Hawkins's repeatedly urging it, I  think it is  probable that his kind resolution would not have been

fulfilled.  After making one, which, as Sir John Hawkins informs  us, extended no  further than the promised

annuity, Johnson's final  disposition of his  property was established by a Will and Codicil. 

The consideration of numerous papers of which he was possessed,  seems to have struck Johnson's mind, with

a sudden anxiety, and as  they were in great confusion, it is much to be lamented that he had  not entrusted

some faithful and discreet person with the care and  selection of them; instead of which, he in a precipitate

manner,  burnt large masses of them, with little regard, as I apprehend, to  discrimination.  Not that I suppose

we have thus been deprived of  any  compositions which he had ever intended for the publick eye;  but, from

what escaped the flames, I judge that many curious  circumstances  relating both to himself and other literary

characters have perished. 

Two very valuable articles, I am sure, we have lost, which were two  quarto volumes, containing a full, fair,

and most particular  account  of his own life, from his earliest recollection.  I owned  to him, that  having

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if  I could help it.  He placidly answered, 'Why, Sir, I do not think  you could have helped  it.'  I said that I had,

for once in my life,  felt half an inclination  to commit theft.  It had come into my mind  to carry off those two

volumes, and never see him more.  Upon my  inquiring how this would  have affected him, 'Sir, (said he,) I

believe I should have gone mad.' 

During his last illness, Johnson experienced the steady and kind  attachment of his numerous friends.  Mr.

Hoole has drawn up a  narrative of what passed in the visits which he paid him during  that  time, from the 10th

of November to the 13th of December, the  day of  his death, inclusive, and has favoured me with a perusal of

it, with  permission to make extracts, which I have done.  Nobody  was more  attentive to him than Mr.

Langton, to whom he tenderly  said, Te teneam  moriens deficiente manu.  And I think it highly to  the honour

of Mr.  Windham, that his important occupations as an  active statesman did not  prevent him from paying

assiduous respect  to the dying Sage whom he  revered, Mr. Langton informs me, that,  'one day he found Mr.

Burke and  four or five more friends sitting  with Johnson.  Mr. Burke said to  him, "I am afraid, Sir, such a

number of us may be oppressive to you."  "No, Sir, (said Johnson,)  it is not so; and I must be in a wretched

state, indeed, when your  company would not be a delight to me."  Mr.  Burke, in a tremulous  voice, expressive

of being very tenderly  affected, replied, "My  dear Sir, you have always been too good to me."  Immediately

afterwards he went away.  This was the last circumstance  in the  acquaintance of these two eminent men.' 

The following particulars of his conversation within a few days of  his death, I give on the authority of Mr.

John Nichols: 

'He said, that the Parliamentary Debates were the only part of his  writings which then gave him any

compunction: but that at the time  he  wrote them, he had no conception he was imposing upon the world,

though they were frequently written from very slender materials,  and  often from none at all,the mere

coinage of his own  imagination.  He  never wrote any part of his works with equal  velocity.  Three columns  of

the Magazine, in an hour, was no  uncommon effort, which was faster  than most persons could have

transcribed that quantity. 

'Of his friend Cave, he always spoke with great affection.  "Yet  (said he,) Cave, (who never looked out of his

window, but with a  view  to the Gentleman's Magazine,) was a penurious paymaster; he  would  contract for

lines by the hundred, and expect the long  hundred; but he  was a good man, and always delighted to have his

friends at his  table." 

'He said at another time, three or four days only before his death,  speaking of the little fear he had of

undergoing a chirurgical  operation, "I would give one of these legs for a year more of life,  I  mean of

comfortable life, not such as that which I now suffer;"  and  lamented much his inability to read during his

hours of  restlessness;  "I used formerly, (he added,) when sleepless in bed,  to read like a  Turk." 

'Whilst confined by his last illness, it was his regular practice  to have the churchservice read to him, by

some attentive and  friendly Divine.  The Rev. Mr. Hoole performed this kind office in  my  presence for the last

time, when, by his own desire, no more  than the  Litany was read; in which his responses were in the deep  and

sonorous  voice which Mr. Boswell has occasionally noticed, and  with the most  profound devotion that can be

imagined.  His hearing  not being quite  perfect, he more than once interrupted Mr. Hoole,  with "Louder, my

dear Sir, louder, I entreat you, or you pray in  vain!"and, when the  service was ended, he, with great

earnestness, turned round to an  excellent lady who was present,  saying," I thank you, Madam, very  heartily,

for your kindness in  joining me in this solemn exercise.  Live well, I conjure you; and  you will not feel the

compunction at  the last, which I now feel."  So truly humble were the thoughts which  this great and good man

entertained of his own approaches to religious  perfection.' 

Amidst the melancholy clouds which hung over the dying Johnson, his  characteristical manner shewed itself

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When Dr. Warren, in the usual style, hoped that he was better; his  answer was, 'No, Sir; you cannot conceive

with what acceleration I  advance towards death.' 

A man whom he had never seen before was employed one night to sit  up with him.  Being asked next morning

how he liked his attendant,  his answer was, 'Not at all, Sir: the fellow's an ideot; he is as  aukward as a

turnspit when first put into the wheel, and as sleepy  as a dormouse.' 

Mr. Windham having placed a pillow conveniently to support him, he  thanked him for his kindness, and said,

'That will do,all that a  pillow can do.' 

He requested three things of Sir Joshua Reynolds:To forgive him  thirty pounds which he had borrowed of

him; to read the Bible; and  never to use his pencil on a Sunday.  Sir Joshua readily  acquiesced. 

Johnson, with that native fortitude, which, amidst all his bodily  distress and mental sufferings, never forsook

him, asked Dr.  Brocklesby, as a man in whom he had confidence, to tell him plainly  whether he could

recover.  'Give me (said he,) a direct answer.'  The  Doctor having first asked him if he could hear the whole

truth,  which  way soever it might lead, and being answered that he could,  declared  that, in his opinion, he

could not recover without a  miracle.  'Then,  (said Johnson,) I will take no more physick, not  even my opiates;

for  I have prayed that I may render up my soul to  GOD unclouded.'  In this  resolution he persevered, and, at

the same  time, used only the weakest  kinds of sustenance.  Being pressed by  Mr. Windham to take somewhat

more generous nourishment, lest too  low a diet should have the very  effect which he dreaded, by  debilitating

his mind, he said, 'I will  take any thing but  inebriating sustenance.' 

The Reverend Mr. Strahan, who was the son of his friend, and had  been always one of his great favourites,

had, during his last  illness, the satisfaction of contributing to soothe and comfort  him.  That gentleman's

house, at Islington, of which he is Vicar,  afforded  Johnson, occasionally and easily, an agreeable change of

place and  fresh air; and he attended also upon him in town in the  discharge of  the sacred offices of his

profession. 

Mr. Strahan has given me the agreeable assurance, that, after being  in much agitation, Johnson became quite

composed, and continued so  till his death. 

Dr. Brocklesby, who will not be suspected of fanaticism, obliged me  with the following account: 

'For some time before his death, all his fears were calmed and  absorbed by the prevalence of his faith, and his

trust in the  merits  and propitiation of JESUS CHRIST.' 

Johnson having thus in his mind the true Christian scheme, at once  rational and consolatory, uniting justice

and mercy in the  Divinity,  with the improvement of human nature, previous to his  receiving the  Holy

Sacrament in his apartment, composed and  fervently uttered this  prayer: 

'Almighty and most merciful Father, I am now as to human eyes, it  seems, about to commemorate, for the last

time, the death of thy  Son  JESUS CHRIST, our Saviour and Redeemer.  Grant, O LORD, that my  whole  hope

and confidence may be in his merits, and thy mercy;  enforce and  accept my imperfect repentance; make this

commemoration  available to  the confirmation of my faith, the establishment of my  hope, and the  enlargement

of my charity; and make the death of thy  Son JESUS CHRIST  effectual to my redemption.  Have mercy upon

me,  and pardon the  multitude of my offences.  Bless my friends; have  mercy upon all men.  Support me, by

thy Holy Spirit, in the days of  weakness, and at the  hour of death; and receive me, at my death, to  everlasting

happiness,  for the sake of JESUS CHRIST.  Amen.' 


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Having, as has been already mentioned, made his will on the 8th and  9th of December, and settled all his

worldly affairs, he languished  till Monday, the 13th of that month, when he expired, about seven  o'clock in

the evening, with so little apparent pain that his  attendants hardly perceived when his dissolution took place. 

Of his last moments, my brother, Thomas David, has furnished me  with the following particulars: 

'The Doctor, from the time that he was certain his death was near,  appeared to be perfectly resigned, was

seldom or never fretful or  out  of temper, and often said to his faithful servant, who gave me  this  account,

"Attend, Francis, to the salvation of your soul,  which is the  object of greatest importance:" he also explained

to  him passages in  the Scripture, and seemed to have pleasure in  talking upon religious  subjects. 

'On Monday, the 13th of December, the day on which he died, a Miss  Morris, daughter to a particular friend

of his, called, and said to  Francis, that she begged to be permitted to see the Doctor, that  she  might earnestly

request him to give her his blessing.  Francis  went  into his room, followed by the young lady, and delivered

the  message.  The Doctor turned himself in the bed, and said, "GOD  bless you, my  dear!"  These were the last

words he spoke.  His  difficulty of  breathing increased till about seven o'clock in the  evening, when Mr.  Barber

and Mrs. Desmoulins, who were sitting in  the room, observing  that the noise he made in breathing had

ceased,  went to the bed, and  found he was dead.' 

About two days after his death, the following very agreeable  account was communicated to Mr. Malone, in a

letter by the  Honourable  John Byng, to whom I am much obliged for granting me  permission to  introduce it

in my work. 

'DEAR SIR,Since I saw you, I have had a long conversation with  Cawston, who sat up with Dr. Johnson,

from nine o'clock, on Sunday  evening, till ten o'clock, on Monday morning.  And, from what I can  gather

from him, it should seem, that Dr. Johnson was perfectly  composed, steady in hope, and resigned to death.  At

the interval  of  each hour, they assisted him to sit up in his bed, and move his  legs,  which were in much pain;

when he regularly addressed himself  to  fervent prayer; and though, sometimes, his voice failed him, his

senses never did, during that time.  The only sustenance he  received,  was cyder and water.  He said his mind

was prepared, and  the time to  his dissolution seemed long.  At six in the morning, he  inquired the  hour, and,

on being informed, said that all went on  regularly, and he  felt he had but a few hours to live. 

'At ten o'clock in the morning, he parted from Cawston, saying,  "You should not detain Mr. Windham's

servant:I thank you; bear my  remembrance to your master."  Cawston says, that no man could  appear  more

collected, more devout, or less terrified at the  thoughts of the  approaching minute. 

'This account, which is so much more agreeable than, and somewhat  different from, yours, has given us the

satisfaction of thinking  that  that great man died as he lived, full of resignation,  strengthened in  faith, and

joyful in hope.' 

A few days before his death, he had asked Sir John Hawkins, as one  of his executors, where he should be

buried; and on being answered,  'Doubtless, in WestminsterAbbey,' seemed to feel a satisfaction,  very

natural to a Poet; and indeed in my opinion very natural to  every man of any imagination, who has no family

sepulchre in which  he  can be laid with his fathers.  Accordingly, upon Monday,  December 20,  his remains

were deposited in that noble and renowned  edifice; and  over his grave was placed a large blue flagstone,

with this  inscription: 

    'SAMUEL JOHNSON, LL.D.

   Obiit XIII die Decembris,

         Anno Domini

         M.DCC.LXXXIV.

      Aetatis suae LXXV.'


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His funeral was attended by a respectable number of his friends,  particularly such of the members of the

LITERARY CLUB as were then  in  town; and was also honoured with the presence of several of the

Reverend Chapter of Westminster.  Mr. Burke, Sir Joseph Banks, Mr.  Windham, Mr. Langton, Sir Charles

Bunbury, and Mr. Colman, bore his  pall.  His schoolfellow, Dr. Taylor, performed the mournful office  of

reading the burial service. 

I trust, I shall not be accused of affectation, when I declare,  that I find myself unable to express all that I felt

upon the loss  of  such a 'Guide, Philosopher, and Friend.'  I shall, therefore,  not say  one word of my own, but

adopt those of an eminent friend,  which he  uttered with an abrupt felicity, superior to all studied

compositions:'He has made a chasm, which not only nothing can  fill  up, but which nothing has a tendency

to fill up.  Johnson is  dead.  Let us go to the next best:there is nobody; no man can be  said to  put you in

mind of Johnson.' 


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