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Table of Contents

Lady Baltimore ....................................................................................................................................................1

Owen Wister............................................................................................................................................1

To the Reader ...........................................................................................................................................1

LADY BALTIMORE..............................................................................................................................2

I: A Word about My Aunt ........................................................................................................................3

II: I Vary My Lunch .................................................................................................................................6

III: Kings Port Talks................................................................................................................................9

IV: THE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTERI....................................................................................15

V: The Boy of the Cake.........................................................................................................................20

VI: In the Churchyard............................................................................................................................24

VII: The Girl Behind the CounterII ...................................................................................................32

VIII: MidsummerNight's Dream.........................................................................................................38

IX: Juno ..................................................................................................................................................49

X: High Walk and the Ladies .................................................................................................................53

XI: Daddy Ben and His Seed .................................................................................................................65

XII: From the Bedside...........................................................................................................................71

XIII: The Girl Behind the CounterIII................................................................................................76

XIV: The Replacers...............................................................................................................................84

XV: What She Came to See ...................................................................................................................94

XVI: The Steel Wasp ...........................................................................................................................105

XVII: Doing the Handsome Thing......................................................................................................112

XVIII: Again the Replacers.................................................................................................................117

XIX: Udolpho......................................................................................................................................125

XX: What She Wanted Him For ..........................................................................................................133

XXI: Hortense's Cigarette Goes Out ....................................................................................................138

XXII: Behind the Times .......................................................................................................................148

XXIII: Poor Aunt Carola!....................................................................................................................154

XXIV: Post Scriptum ...........................................................................................................................155


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Lady Baltimore

Owen Wister

To the Reader 

LADY BALTIMORE 

I: A Word about My Aunt 

II: I Vary My Lunch 

III: Kings Port Talks 

IV: THE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTERI 

V: The Boy of the Cake 

VI: In the Churchyard 

VII: The Girl Behind the CounterII 

VIII: MidsummerNight's Dream 

IX: Juno 

X: High Walk and the Ladies 

XI: Daddy Ben and His Seed 

XII: From the Bedside 

XIII: The Girl Behind the CounterIII 

XIV: The Replacers 

XV: What She Came to See 

XVI: The Steel Wasp 

XVII: Doing the Handsome Thing 

XVIII: Again the Replacers 

XIX: Udolpho 

XX: What She Wanted Him For 

XXI: Hortense's Cigarette Goes Out 

XXII: Behind the Times 

XXIII: Poor Aunt Carola! 

XXIV: Post Scriptum  

To

S. Weir Mitchell

With the Affection and Memories of All My Life

To the Reader

You know the great text in Burns, I am sure, where he wishes he could see himself as others see him. Well,

here lies the hitch in many a work of art: if its makerpoet, painter, or novelistcould but have become its

audience too, for a single day, before he launched it irrevocably upon the uncertain ocean of publicity, how

much better his boat would often sail! How many little touches to the rigging he would give, how many little

drops of oil to the engines here and there, the need of which he had never suspected, but for that trial trip!

That's where the shipbuilders and dramatists have the advantage over us others: they can dock their

productions and tinker at them. Even to the musician comes this useful chance, and Schumann can reform the

proclamation which opens his Bflat Symphony.

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Still, to publish a story in weekly numbers previously to its appearance as a book does sometimes give to the

watchful author an opportunity to learn, before it is too late, where he has failed in clearness; and it brings

him also, through the mails, some few questions that are pleasant and proper to answer when his story sets

forth united upon its journey of adventure among gentle readers.

How came my hero by his name?

If you will open a book more valuable than any I dare hope to write, and more entertaining too, The Life of

Paul Jones, by Mr. Buell, you will find the real ancestor of this imaginary boy, and fall in love with John

Mayrant the First, as did his immortal captain of the Bon Homme Richard. He came from South Carolina;

and believing his seed and name were perished there today, I gave him a descendant. I have learned that the

name, until recently, was in existence; I trust it will not seem taken in vain in these pages.

Whence came such a person as Augustus?

Our happier cities produce many Augustuses, and may they long continue to do so! If Augustus displeases

any one, so much the worse for that one, not for Augustus. To be sure, he doesn't admire over heartily the

parvenus of steel or oil, whose too sudden money takes them to the divorce court; he calls them the 'yellow

rich'; do you object to that? Nor does he think that those Americans who prefer their pockets to their

patriotism, are good citizens. He says of such people that 'eternal vigilance cannot watch liberty and the ticker

at the same time.' Do you object to that? Why, the young man would be perfect, did he but attend his

primaries and vote more regularly,and who wants a perfect young man?

What would John Mayrant have done if Hortense had not challenged him as she did?

I have never known, and I fear we might have had a tragedy.

Would the old ladies really have spoken to Augustus about the love difficulties of John Mayrant?

I must plead guilty. The old ladies of Kings Port, like American gentlefolk everywhere, keep family matters

sacredly inside the family circle. But you see, had they not told Augustus, how in the world could I have

toldhowever, I plead guilty.

Certain passages have been interpreted most surprisingly to signify a feeling against the colored race, that is

by no means mine. My only wish regarding these people, to whom we owe an immeasurable responsibility, is

to see the best that is in them prevail. Discord over this seems on the wane, and sane views gaining. The issue

sits on all our shoulders, but local variations call for a sliding scale of policy. So admirably dispassionate a

novel as The Elder Brother, by Mr. Jervey. forwards the understanding of Northerners unfamiliar with the

South, and also that friendliness between the two places, which is retarded chiefly by tactless newspapers.

Ah, tact should have been one of the cardinal virtues; and if I didn't possess a spice of it myself, I should here

thank by name certain two members of the St. Michael family of Kings Port for their patience with this

comedy, before ever it saw the light. Tact bids us away from many pleasures; but it can never efface the

memory of kindness.

LADY BALTIMORE


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I: A Word about My Aunt

Like Adam, our first conspicuous ancestor, I must begin, and lay the blame upon a woman; I am glad to

recognize that I differ from the father of my sex in no important particular, being as manlike as most of his

sons. Therefore it is the woman, my Aunt Carola, who must bear the whole reproach of the folly which I shall

forthwith confess to you, since she it was who put it into my head; and, as it was only to make Eve happy that

her husband ever consented to eat the disastrous apple, so I, save to please my relative, had never aspired to

become a Selected Salic Scion. I rejoice now that I did so, that I yielded to her temptation. Ours is a wide

country, and most of us know but our own corner of it, while, thanks to my Aunt, I have been able to add

another corner. This, among many other enlightenments of navel and education, do I owe her; she stands on

the threshold of all that is to come; therefore I were lacking in deference did I pass her and her Scions by

without due mention,employing no English but such as fits a theme so stately. Although she never left the

threshold, nor went to Kings Port with me, nor saw the boy, or the girl, or any part of what befell them, she

knew quite well who the boy was. When I wrote her about him, she remembered one of his grandmothers

whom she had visited during her own girlhood, long before the war, both in Kings Port and at the family

plantation; and this old memory led her to express a kindly interest in him. How odd and far away that

interest seems, now that it has been turned to cold displeasure!

Some other day, perhaps, I may try to tell you much more than I can tell you here about Aunt Carola and her

Colonial Societythat apple which Eve, in the form of my Aunt, held out to me. Never had I expected to

feel rise in me the appetite for this particular fruit, though I had known such hunger to exist in some of my

neighbors. Once a worthy dame of my town, at whose dinnertable young men and maidens of fashion sit

constantly, asked me with much sentiment if I was aware that she was descended from Boadicea. Why had

she never (I asked her) revealed this to me before? And upon her informing me that she had learned it only

that very day, I exclaimed that it was a great distance to have descended so suddenly. To this, after a look at

me, she assented, adding that she had the good news from the office of The American Almanach de Gotha,

Union Square, New York; and she recommended that publication to me. There was but a slight fee to pay, a

matter of fifty dollars or upwards, and for this trifling sum you were furnished with your rightful

coatofarms and with papers clearly tracing your family to the Druids, the Vestal Vir gins, and all the best

people in the world. Therefore I felicitated the Boadicean lady upon the illustrious progenitrix with whom the

Almanach de Gotha had provided her for so small a consideration, and observed that for myself I supposed I

should continue to rest content with the thought that in our enlightened Republic every American was himself

a sovereign. But that, said the lady, after giving me another look, is so different from Boadicea! And to this I

perfectly agreed. Later I had the pleasure to hear in a roundabout way that she had pronounced me one of the

most agreeable young men in society, though sophisticated. I have not cherished this against her; my gift of

humor puzzles many who can see only my refinement and my scrupulous attention to dress.

Yes, indeed, I counted myself proof against all Boadiceas. But you have noticedhave you not?how,

whenever a few people gather together and style themselves something, and choose a president, and eight or

nine vicepresidents, and a secretary and a treasurer, and a committee on elections, and then let it be known

that almost nobody else is qualified to belong to it, that there springs up immediately in hundreds and thou

sands of breasts a fiery craving to get into that body? You may try this experiment in science, law, medicine,

art, letters, society, farming, I care not what, but you will set the same craving afire in doctors, academicians,

and dog breeders all over the earth. Thus, when my Aunt the president, herself, mind you!said to me

one day that she thought, if I proved my qualifications, my name might be favorably considered by the

Selected Salic ScionsI say no more; I blush, though you cannot see me; when I am tempted, I seem to be

human, after all.

At first, to be sure, I met Aunt Carola's suggestion in the way that I am too ready to meet many of her

remarks; for you must know she once, with sincere simplicity and goodwill, told my Uncle Andrew (her

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his reception of this candid statement: Uncle Andrew was unaffectedly merry over it. Ever since then all of us

wait hopefully every day for what she may do or say next.

She is from old New York, oldest New York; the family manor is still habitable, near Cold Spring; she was,

in her youth, handsome, I am assured by those whose word I have always trusted; her appearance even

today causes people to turn and look; she is not tall in feet and inchesI have to stoop considerably when

she commands from me the familiarity of a kiss; but in the quality which we call force, in moral stature, she

must be full eight feet high. When rebuking me, she can pronounce a single word, my name, "Augustus!" in a

tone that renders further remark needless; and you should see her eye when she says of certain newcomers in

our society, "I don't know them." She can make her curtsy as appalling as a natural law; she knows also how

to "take umbrage," which is something that I never knew any one else to take outside of a book; she is a

highly pronounced Christian, holding all Unitarians wicked and all Methodists vulgar; and once, when she

was talking (as she does frequently) about King James and the English religion and the English Bible, and I

reminded her that the Jews wrote it, she said with displeasure that she made no doubt King James had

"well, seen to it that all foreign matter was expunged"I give you her own words. Unless you have moved in

our best American society (and by this I do not at all mean the lower classes with dollars and no grandfathers,

who live in palaces at Newport, and look forward to every thing and back to nothing, but those Americans

with grandfathers and no dollars, who live in boardinghouses, and look forward to nothing and back to

everything)unless you have known this haughty and improving milieu, you have never seen anything like

my Aunt Carola. Of course, with Uncle Andrew's money, she does not live in a boardinghouse; and I shall

finish this brief attempt to place her before you by adding that she can be very kind, very loyal, very

publicspirited, and that I am truly attached to her.

"Upon your mother's side of the family," she said, "of course."

"Me!" I did not have to feign amazement.

My Aunt was silent. "Me descended from a king?"

My Aunt nodded with an indulgent stateliness. "There seems to be the possibility of it."

"Royal blood in my veins, Aunt?"

"I have said so, Augustus. Why make me repeat it?"

It was now, I fear, that I met Aunt Carola in that unfitting spirit, that volatile mood, which, as I have said

already, her remarks often rouse in me.

"And from what sovereign may I hope that I?"

"If you will consult a recent admirable compilation, entitled The American Almanach de Gotha, you will find

that Henry the Seventh"

"Aunt, I am so much relieved! For I think that I might have hesitated to trace it back had you

saidwellCharles the Second, for example, or Elizabeth."

At this point I should have been wise to notice my Aunt's eye; but I did not, and I continued imprudently:

"Though why hesitate? I have never heard that there was anybody present to marry Adam and Eve, and so

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"Augustus!"

She uttered my name in that quiet but prodigious tone to which I have alluded above.

It was I who was now silent.

"Augustus, if you purpose trifling, you may leave the room."

"Oh, Aunt, I beg your pardon. I never meant"

"I cannot understand what impels you to adopt such a manner to me, when I am trying to do something for

you."

I hastened to strengthen my apologies with a manner becoming the possible descendant of a king toward a

lady of distinction, and my Aunt was pleased to pass over my recent lapse from respect. She now broached

her favorite topic, which I need scarcely tell you is genealogy, beginning with her own.

"If your title to royal blood," she said, "were as plain as mine (through Admiral Bombo, you know), you

would not need any careful research."

She told me a great deal of genealogy, which I spare you; it was not one family tree, it was a forest of them. It

gradually appeared that a grandmother of my mother's grandfather had been a Fanning, and there were sundry

kinds of Fannings, right ones and wrong ones; the point for me was, what kind had mine been? No family

record showed this. If it was Fanning of the Bon Homme Richard variety, or Fanning of the Alamance, then I

was no king's descendant

"Worthy New England people, I understand," said my Aunt with her nod of indulgent stateliness, referring to

the Bon Homme Richard species, "but of entirely bourgeois extractionPaul Jones himself, you know, was

a mere gardener's sonwhile the Alamance Fanning was one of those infamous regulators who opposed

Governor Tryon. Not through any such cattle could you be one of us," said my Aunt.

But a dim, distant, hitherto uncharted Henry Tudor Fanning had fought in some of the early Indian wars, and

the last of his known blood was reported to have fallen while fighting bravely at the battle of Cowpens. In

him my hope lay. Records of Tarleton, records of Marion's men, these were what I must search, and for these

I had best go to Kings Port. If I returned with Kinship proven, then I might be a Selected Salic Scion, a

chosen vessel, a royal seed, one in the most exalted circle of men and women upon our coasts. The other

qualifications were already mine: ancestors colonial and bellicose upon land and sea

"besides having acquired," my Aunt was so good as to say, "sufficient personal presentability since your

life in Paris, of which I had rather not know too much, Augustus. It is a pity," she repeated, "that you will

have so much research. With my family it was all so satisfactorily clear through Killdevil BomboAdmiral

Bombo's spirited, reckless son."

You will readily conceive that I did not venture to betray my ignorance of these Bombos; I worked my

eyebrows to express a silent and timeworn familiarity.

"Go to Kings Port. You need a holiday, at any rate. And I," my Aunt handsomely finished, "will make the

journey a present to you."

This generosity made me at once, and sincerely, repentant for my flippancy concerning Charles the Second

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had tired me, but chiefly for her sake, and not to thwart at the outset her kindlymeant ambitions for me, I

kissed the hand of my Aunt Carola and set forth to Kings Port.

"Come back one of us," was her parting benediction.

II: I Vary My Lunch

Thus it was that I came to sojourn in the most appealing, the most lovely, the most wistful town in America;

whose visible sadness and distinction seem also to speak audibly, speak in the sound of the quiet waves that

ripple round her Southern front, speak in the churchbells on Sunday morning, and breathe not only in the

soft salt air, but in the perfume of every gentle, oldfashioned rose that blooms behind the high garden walls

of falling mellowtinted plaster: Kings Port the retrospective, Kings Port the belated, who from her pensive

porticoes looks over her two rivers to the marshes and the trees beyond, the liveoaks, veiled in gray moss,

brooding with memories! Were she my city, how I should love her!

But though my city she cannot be, the enchanting image of her is mine to keep, to carry with me wheresoever

I may go; for who, having seen her, could forget her? Therefore I thank Aunt Carola for this gift, and for

what must always go with it in my mind, the quiet and strange romance which I saw happen, and came finally

to share in. Why it is that my Aunt no longer wishes to know either the boy or the girl, or even to hear their

names mentioned, you shall learn at the end, when I have finished with the wedding; for this happy story of

love ends with a wedding, and begins in the Woman's Exchange, which the ladies of Kings Port have

established, and (I trust) lucratively conduct, in Royal Street.

Royal Street! There's a relevance in this name, a fitness to my errand; but that is pure accident.

The Woman's Exchange happened to be there, a decorous resort for those who became hungry, as I did, at the

hour of noon each day. In my very pleasant boardinghouse, where, to be sure, there was one dreadful

boarder, a tall lady, whom I soon secretly called Junobut let unpleasant things waitin the very pleasant

house where I boarded (I had left my hotel after one night) our breakfast was at eight, and our dinner not until

three: sacred meal hours in Kings Port, as inviolable, I fancy, as the Declaration of Independence, but a gap

quite beyond the stretch of my Northern vitals. Therefore, at twelve, it was my habit to leave my Fanning

researches for a while, and lunch at the Exchange upon chocolate and sandwiches most delicate in savor. As,

one day, I was luxuriously biting one of these, I heard his voice and what he was saying. Both the voice and

the interesting order he was giving caused me, at my small table, in the dim back of the room, to stop and

watch him where he stood in the light at the counter to the right of the entrance door. Young he was, very

young, twentytwo or three at the most, and as he stood, with hat in hand, speaking to the pretty girl behind

the counter, his head and sideface were of a romantic and highstrung look. It was a cake that he desired

made, a cake for a wedding; and I directly found myself curious to know whose wedding. Even a dull

wedding interests me more than other dull events, because it can arouse so much surmise and so much

prophecy; but in this wedding I instantly, because of his strange and winning embarrassment, became quite

absorbed. How came it he was ordering the cake for it? Blushing like the boy that he was entirely, he spoke in

a most engaging voice: "No, not charged; and as you don't know me, I had better pay for it now."

Selfpossession in his speech he almost had; but the blood in his cheeks and forehead was beyond his

control.

A reply came from behind the counter: "We don't expect payment until delivery."

"Butabut on that morning I shall be rather particularly engaged." His tones sank almost away on these

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"We should prefer to wait, then. You will leave your address. In halfpound boxes, I suppose?"

"Boxes? Oh, yesI hadn't thoughtnojust a big, round one. Like this, you know!" His arms embraced a

circular space of air. "With plenty of icing."

I do not think that there was any smile on the other side of the counter; there was, at any rate, no hint of one

in the voice. "And how many pounds?"

He was again staggered. "WhyaI never ordered one before. I want plentyand the very best, the very

best. Each person would eat a pound, wouldn't they? Or would two be nearer? I think I had better leave it all

to you. About like this, you know." Once more his arms embraced a circular space of air.

Before this I had never heard the young lady behind the counter enter into any conversation with a customer.

She would talk at length about all sorts of Kings Port affairs with the older ladies connected with the

Exchange, who were frequently to be found there; but with a customer, never. She always took my orders,

and my money, and served me, with a silence and a propriety that have become, with ordinary shopkeepers, a

lost art. They talk to one indeed! But this slim girl was a lady, and consequently did the right thing, marking

and keeping a distance between herself and the public. Today, however, she evidently felt it her official duty

to guide the hapless young, man amid his errors. He now appeared to be committing a grave one.

"Are you quite sure you want that?" the girl was asking.

"Lady Baltimore? Yes, that is what I want."

"Because," she began to explain, then hesitated, and looked at him. Perhaps it was in his face; perhaps it was

that she remembered at this point the serious difference between the price of Lady Baltimore (by my small

billoffare I was now made acquainted with its price) and the cost of that rich article which convention has

prescribed as the cake for weddings; at any rate, swift, sudden delicacy of feeling prevented her explaining

any more to him, for she saw how it was: his means were too humble for the approved kind of wedding cake!

She was too young, too unskilled yet in the world's ways, to rise above her embarrassment; and so she stood

blushing at him behind the counter, while he stood blushing at her in front of it.

At length he succeeded in speaking. "That's all, I believe. Goodmorning."

At his hastily departing back she, too, murmured: "Goodmorning."

Before I knew it I had screamed out loudly from my table: "But he hasn't told you the day he wants it for!"

Before she knew it she had flown to the doormy cry had set her going, as if I had touched a springand

there he was at the door himself, rushing back. He, too, had remembered. It was almost a collision, and

nothing but their good Southern breeding, the way they took it, saved it from being like a rowdy farce.

"I know," he said simply and immediately. "I am sorry to be so careless. It's for the twentyseventh."

She was writing it down in the orderbook. "Very well. That is Wednesday of next week. You have given us

more time than we need." She put complete, impersonal business into her tone; and this time he marched off

in good order, leaving peace in the Woman's Exchange.

No, not peace; quiet, merely; the girl at the counter now proceeded to grow indignant with me. We were

alone together, we two; no young man, or any other business, occupied her or protected me. But if you

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table at the back she made her displeasure felt; she was inaudibly crushing; she did not do it even with her

eye, she managed itwell, with her neck, somehow, and by the way she made her nose look in profile. Aunt

Carola would have embraced herand I should have liked to do so myself. She could not stand the idea of

my having, after all these days of official reserve that she had placed between us, startled her into that rush to

the door annihilated her dignity at a blow. So did I finish my sandwiches beneath her invisible but eloquent

fire. What affair of mine was the cake? And what sort of impertinent, meddlesome person was I, shrieking

out my suggestions to people with whom I had no acquaintance? These were the things that her nose and her

neck said to me the whole length of the Exchange. I had nothing but my own weakness to thank; it was my

interest in weddings that did it, made me forget my decorum, the public place, myself, everything, and plunge

in. And I became more and more delighted over it as the girl continued to crush me. My day had been dull,

my researches had not brought me a whit nearer royal blood; I looked at my little billoffare, and then I

stepped forward to the counter, adventurous, but polite.

"I should like a slice, if you please, of Lady Baltimore," I said with extreme formality.

I thought she was going to burst; but after an interesting second she replied, "Certainly," in her fit Regular

Exchange tone; only, I thought it trembled a little.

I returned to the table and she brought me the cake, and I had my first felicitous meeting with Lady

Baltimore. Oh, my goodness! Did you ever taste it? It's all soft, and it's in layers, and it has nutsbut I can't

write any more about it; my mouth waters too much.

Delighted surprise caused me once more to speak aloud, and with my mouth full. "But, dear me, this Is

delicious!

A choking ripple of laughter came from the counter. "It's I who make them," said the girl. "I thank you for the

unintentional compliment." Then she walked straight back to my table. "I can't help it," she said, laughing

still, and her delightful, insolent nose well up; "how can I behave myself when a man goes on as you do?" A

nice white curly dog followed her, and she stroked his ears.

"Your behavior is very agreeable to me," I remarked.

"You'll allow me to say that you're not invited to criticise it. I was decidedly put out with you for making me

ridiculous. But you have admired my cake with such enthusiasm that you are forgiven. Andmay I hope

that you are getting on famously with the battle of Cowpens?"

I stared. "I'm frankly very much astonished that you should know about that!"

"Oh, you're just known all about in Kings Port."

I wish that our miserable alphabet could in some way render the soft Southern accent which she gave to her

words. But it cannot. I could easily misspell, if I chose; but how, even then, could I, for instance, make you

hear her way of saying "about"? "Aboot" would magnify it; and besides, I decline to make ugly to the eye her

quite special English, that was so charming to the ear.

"Kings Port just knows all about you," she repeated with a sweet and mocking laugh.

"Do you mind telling me how?"

She explained at once. "This place is death to all incognitos."


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The explanation, however, did not, on the instant, enlighten me. "This? The Woman's Exchange, you mean?"

"Why, to be sure! Have you not heard ladies talking together here?"

I blankly repealed her words. "Ladies talking?

She nodded.

"Oh!" I cried. "How dull of me! Ladies talking! Of course!"

She continued. "It was therefore widely known that you were consulting our South Carolina archives at the

libraryand then that notebook you bring marked you out the very first day. Why, two hours after your first

lunch we just knew all about you!"

"Dear me!" said I.

"Kings Port is ever ready to discuss strangers," she further explained. "The Exchange has been going on five

years, and the resident families have discussed each other so thoroughly here that everything is known;

therefore a stranger is a perfect boon." Her gayety for a moment interrupted her, before she continued, always

mocking and always sweet: "Kings Port cannot boast intelligence offices for servants; but if you want to

know the character and occupation of your friends, come to the Exchange!" How I wish I could give you the

raciness, the contagion, of her laughter! Who would have dreamed that behind her primness all this frolic lay

in ambush? "Why," she said, "I'm only a plantation girl; it's my first week here, and I know every wicked

deed everybody as done since 1812!"

She went back to her counter. It had been very merry; and as I was settling the small debt for my lunch I

asked: "Since this is the proper place for information, will you kindly tell me whose wedding that cake is

for?"

She was astonished." You don't know? And I thought you were quite a clever YaI beg your

pardonNortherner.

"Please tell me, since I know you're quite a clever RebI beg your pardonSoutherner."

"Why, it's his own! Couldn't you see that from his bashfulness?"

"Ordering his own wedding cake?" Amazement held me. But the door opened, one of the elderly ladies

entered, the girl behind the counter stiffened to primness in a flash, and I went out into Royal Street as the

curly dog's tail wagged his greeting to the newcomer.

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Of course I had at once left the letters of introduction which Aunt Carola had given me; but in my ignorance

of Kings Port hours I had found everybody at dinner when I made my first round of calls between halfpast

three and fivean experience particularly regrettable, since I had hurried my own dinner on purpose, not

then aware that the hours at my boardinghouse were the custom of the whole town. (These hours even since

my visit to Kings Port, are beginning to change. But such backsliding is much condemned.) Upon an

afternoon some days later, having seen in the extra lookingglass, which I had been obliged to provide for

myself, that the part in my back hair was perfect, I set forth again, better informed.


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As I rang the first doorbell, another visitor came up the steps, a beautiful old lady in widow's dress, a

cardcase in her hand.

"Have you rung, sir?" said she, in a manner at once gentle and voluminous.

"Yes, madam."

Nevertheless she pulled it again. "It doesn't always ring," she explained, "unless one is accustomed to it,

which you are not."

She addressed me with authority, exactly like Aunt Carola, and with even greater precision in her good

English and good enunciation. Unlike the girl at the Exchange, she had no accent; her language was simply

the perfection of educated utterance; it also was racy with the free censoriousness which civilized people of

consequence are apt to exercise the world over. "I was sorry to miss your visit," she began (she knew me, you

see, perfectly); "you will please to come again soon, and console me for my disappointment. I am Mrs.

Gregory St. Michael, and my house is in Le Maire Street (Pronounced in Kings Port, Lammarree) as you

have been so civil as to find out. And how does your Aunt Carola do in these contemptible times? You can

tell her from me that vulgarization is descending, even upon Kings Port."

"I cannot imagine that!" I exclaimed.

"You cannot imagine it because you don't know anything about it, young gentleman! The manners of some of

our own young people will soon be as dishevelled as those in New York. Have you seen our town yet, or is it

all books with you? You should not leave without a look at what is still left of us. I shall be happy if you will

sit in my pew on Sunday morning. Your Northern shells did their best in the bombardmentdid you say that

you rang? I think you had better pull it again; all the way out; yes, like thatin the bombardment, but we

have our old church still, in spite of you. Do you see the crack in that wall? The earthquake did it. You're

spared earthquakes in the North, as you seem to be spared pretty much everything disastrousexcept the

prosperity that's going to ruin you all. We're better off with our poverty than you. Just ring the bell once

more, and then we'll go. I fancy JuliaI fancy Mrs. Weguelin St. Michaelhas run out to stare at the

Northern steam yacht in the harbor. It would be just like her. This house is historic itself. Shabby enough

now, to be sure! The greataunt of my cousin, John Mayrant (who is going to be married next Wednesday, to

such a brute of a girl, poor boy!), lived here in 1840, and made an answer to the Earl of Mainridge that put

him in his place. She was our famous Kings Port wit, and at the reception which her father (my mother's

uncle) gave the English visitor, he conducted himself as so many Englishmen seem to think they can in this

country. Miss Beaufain (pronounced in Kings Port, Bowfayne), as she was then, asked the Earl how he liked

America; and he replied, very well, except for the people, who were so vulgar. 'What can you expect?' said

Miss Beaufain; 'we're descended from the English.' Mrs. St. Michael is out, and the servant has gone home.

Slide this card under the door, with your own, and come away."

She took me with her, moving through the quiet South Place with a leisurely grace and dignity at which my

spirit rejoiced; she was so beautiful, and so easy, and afraid of nothing and nobody! (This must be modified. I

came later to suspect that they all stood in some dread of their own immediate families.)

In the North, everybody is afraid of something: afraid of the legislature, afraid of the trusts, afraid of the

strikes, afraid of what the papers will say, of what the neighbors will say, of what the cook will say; and most

of all, and worst of all, afraid to be different from the general pattern, afraid to take a step or speak a syllable

that shall cause them to be thought unlike the monotonous millions of their fellowcitizens; the land of the

free living in ceaseless fear! Well, I was already afraid of Mrs. Gregory St. Michael. As we walked and she

talked, I made one or two attempts at conversation, and speedily found that no such thing was the lady's

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further about next Wednesday's wedding and the brute of a girl. But to this subject Mrs. St. Michael did not

return. We crossed Worship Street and Chancel Street, and were nearing the East Place where a cannon was

being shown me, a cannon with a history and an inscription concerning the "war for Southern independence,

which I presume your prejudice calls the Rebellion," said my guide. "There's Mrs. St. Michael now, coming

round the corner. Well, Julia, could you read the yacht's name with your naked eye? And what's the name of

the gambler who owns it? He's a gambler, or he couldn't own a yachtunless his wife's a gambler's

daughter."

"How well you're feeling today, Maria!" said the other lady, with a gentle smile.

"Certainly. I have been talking for twenty minutes." I was now presented to Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael, also

old, also charming, in widow's dress no less in the bloom of age than Mrs. Gregory, but whiter and very

diminutive. She shyly welcomed me to Kings Port. "Take him home with you, Julia. We pulled your bell

three times, and it's too damp for you to be out. Don't forget," Mrs. Gregory said to me, "that you haven't told

me a word about your Aunt Carola, and that I shall expect you to come and do it." She went slowly away

from us, up the East Place, tall, graceful, sweeping into the distance like a ship. No haste about her dignified

movement, no swinging of elbows, nothing of the present hour!

"What a beautiful girl she must have been!" I murmured aloud, unconsciously.

"No, she was not a beauty in her youth," said my new guide in her shy voice, "but always fluent, always a

wit. Kings Port has at times thought her tongue too downright. We think that wit runs in her family, for

young John Mayrant has it; and her firstcousinonceremoved put the Earl of Mainridge in his place at her

father's ball in 1840. Miss Beaufain (as she was then) asked the Earl how he liked America; and he replied,

very well, except for the people, who were so vulgar. 'What can you expect?' said Miss Beaufain; 'we're

descended from the English.' I am very sorry for Mariafor Mrs. St. Michaeljust at present. Her young

cousin, John Mayrant, is making an alliance deeply vexatious to her. Do you happen to know Miss Hortense

Rieppe?"

I had never heard of her.

"No? She has been North lately. I thought you might have met her. Her father takes her North, I believe,

whenever any one will invite them. They have sometimes managed to make it extend through an unbroken

year. Newport, I am credibly informed, greatly admires her. We in Kings Port have never (except John

Mayrant, apparently) seen anything in her beauty, which Northerners find so exceptional."

"What is her type?" I inquired.

"I consider that she looks like a steel wasp. And she has the assurance to call herself a Kings Port girl. Her

father calls himself a general, and it is repeated that he ran away at the battle of Chattanooga. I hope you will

come to see me another day, when you can spare time from the battle of Cowpens. I am Mrs. Weguelin St.

Michael, the other lady is Mrs. Gregory St. Michael. I wonder if you will keep us all straight?" And smiling,

the little lady, whose shy manner and voice I had found to veil as much spirit as her predecessor's, dismissed

me and went up her steps, letting herself into her own house.

The boy in question, the boy of the cake, John Mayrant, was coming out of the gate at which I next rang. The

appearance of his boyish figure and wellcarried head struck me anew, as it had at first; from his whole

person one got at once a strangely romantic impression. He looked at me, made as if he would speak, but

passed on. Probably he had been hearing as much about me as I had been hearing about him. At this house

the black servant had not gone home for the night, and if the mistress had been out to take a look at the steam

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"My sister," she said, presenting me to a supremely finelooking old lady, more chiselled, more august, than

even herself. I did not catch this lady's name, and she confined herself to a distant, though perhaps not

unfriendly, greeting. She was sitting by a worktable, and she resumed some embroidery of exquisite

appearance, while my hostess talked to me.

Both wore their hair in a simple fashion to suit their years, which must have been seventy or more; both were

dressed with the dignity that such years call for; and I may mention here that so were all the ladies above a

certain age in this town of admirable oldfashioned propriety. In New York, in Boston, in Philadelphia,

ladies of seventy won't be old ladies any more; they're unwilling to wear their years avowedly, in quiet

dignity by their firesides; they bare their bosoms and gallop egregiously to the ballrooms of the young; and

so we lose a particular graciousness that Kings Port retains, a perspective of generations. We happen all at

once, with no background, in a swirl of haste and similarity.

One of the many things which came home to me during the conversation that now began (so many more

things came home than I can tell you!) was that Mrs. Gregory St. Michael's tongue was assuredly

"downright" for Kings Port. This I had not at all taken in while she talked to me, and her friend's reference to

it had left me somewhat at a loss. That better precision and choice of words which I have mentioned, and the

manner in which she announced her opinions, had put me in mind of several fine ladles whom I had known in

other parts of the world; but hers was an individual manner, I was soon to find, and by no means the Kings

Port convention. This convention permitted, indeed, condemnations of one's neighbor no less sweeping, but it

conveyed them in a phraseology far more restrained.

"I cannot regret your coming to Kings Port," said my hostess, after we had talked for a little while, and I had

complimented the balmy March weather and the wealth of blooming flowers; "but I fear that Fanning is not a

name that you will find here. It belongs to North Carolina."

I smiled and explained that North Carolina Fannings were useless to me. "And, if I may be so bold, how well

you are acquainted with my errand!"

I cannot say that my hostess smiled, that would be too definite; but I can say that she did not permit herself to

smile, and that she let me see this repression. "Yes," she said, "we are acquainted with your errand, though

not with its motive."

I sat silent, thinking of the Exchange.

My hostess now gave me her own account of why all things were known to all people in this town. "The

distances in your Northern cities are greater, and their population is much greater. There are but few of us in

Kings Port." In these last words she plainly told me that those "few" desired no others. She next added: "My

nephew, John Mayrant, has spoken of you at some length."

I bowed. "I had the pleasure to see and hear him order a wedding cake."

"Yes. From Eliza La Heu (pronounced Layhew), my niece; he is my nephew, she is my niece on the other

side. My niece is a beginner at the Exchange. We hope that she will fulfil her duties there in a worthy

manner. She comes from a family which is schooled to meet responsibilities."

I bowed again; again it seemed fitting. "I had not, until now, known the charming girl's name," I murmured.

My hostess now bowed slightly. "I am glad that you find her charming."

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"We, also, are pleased with her. She is of good familyfor the upcountry."

Once again our alphabet fails me. The peculiar shade of kindness, of recognition, of patronage, which my

agreeable hostess (and all Kings Port ladies, I soon noticed) imparted to the word "upcountry" cannot be

conveyed except by the human voiceand only a Kings Port voice at that. It is a much lighter damnation

than what they make of the phrase "from Georgia," which I was soon to hear uttered by the lips of the lady.

"And so you know about his wedding cake?"

"My dear madam, I feel that I shall know about everything."

Her gray eyes looked at me quietly for a moment. "That is possible. But although we may talk of ourselves to

you, we scarcely expect you to talk of ourselves to us."

Well, my pertness had brought me this quite properly! And I received it properly. "I should never dream" I

hastened to say; "even without your warning. I find I'm expected to have seen the young lady of his choice," I

now threw out. My accidental words proved as miraculous as the staff which once smote the rock. It was a

stream, indeed, which now broke forth from her stony discretion. She began easily. "It is evident that you

have not seen Miss Rieppe by the manner in which you allude to heralthough of course, in comparison

with my age, she is a young girl." I think that this caused me to open my mouth.

"The disparity between her years and my nephew's is variously stated," continued the old lady. "But since

John's engagement we have all of us realized that love is truly blind."

I did not open my mouth any more; but my mind's mouth was wide open.

My hostess kept it so. "Since John Mayrant was fifteen he has had many loves; and for myself, knowing him

and believing in him as I do, I feel confident that he will make no connection distasteful to the family when

he really comes to marry."

This time I gasped outright. "Butthe cake!next Wednesday!"

She made, with her small white hand, a slight and slighting gesture. "The cake is not baked yet, and we shall

see what we shall see." From this onward until the end a pinkness mounted in her pale, delicate cheeks, and

deep, strong resentment burned beneath her discreetly expressed indiscretions. "The cake is not baked, and I,

at least, am not solicitous. I tell my cousin, Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, that she must not forget it was merely

his phosphates. That girl would never have looked at John Mayrant had it not been for the rumor of his

phosphates. I suppose some one has explained to you her pretensions of birth. Away from Kings Port she

may pass for a native of this place, but they come from Georgia. It cannot be said that she has met with

encouragement from us; she, however, easily recovers from such things. The present generation of young

people in Kings Port has little enough to remind us of what we stood for in manners and customs, but we are

not accountable for her, nor for her father. I believe that he is called a general. His conduct at Chattanooga

was conspicuous for personal prudence. Both of them are skillful in never knowing poor peoplebut the

Northerners they consort with must really be at a loss how to bestow their money. Of course, such

Northerners cannot realize the difference between Kings Port and Georgia, and consequently they make much

of her. Her features do undoubtedly possess beauty. A Newport womanthe new kindhas even taken her

to Worth! And yet, after all, she has remained for John. We heard a great deal of her men, too. She took care

of that, of course. John Mayrant actually followed her to Newport.

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"The phosphates," my hostess explained. "They had been discovered on his land. And none of her New York

men had come forward. So John rushed back happy." At this point a very singular look came over the face of

my hostess, and she continued: "There have been many false reports (and false hopes in consequence) based

upon the phosphate discoveries. It was I who had to break it to himwhat further investigation had revealed.

Poor John!"

"He has, then, nothing?" I inquired.

"His position in the Custom House, and a penny or two from his mother's fortune."

"But the cake?" I now once again reminded her.

My hostess lifted her delicate hand and let it fall. Her resentment at the wouldbe intruder by marriage still

mounted. "Not even from that pair would I have believed such a thing possible!" she exclaimed; and she went

into a long, low, contemplative laugh, looking not at me, but at the fire. Our silent companion continued to

embroider. "That girl," my hostess resumed, "and her discreditable father played on my nephew's youth and

chivalry to the tune ofwell, you have heard the tune."

"You meanyou mean?" I couldn't quite take it in.

"Yes. They rattled their poverty at him until he offered and they accepted."

I must have stared grotesquely now. "Thatthatthe cakeand that sort of thingat his expense?

"My dear sir, I shall be glad if you can find me anything that they have ever done at their own expense!"

I doubt if she would ever have permitted her speech such freedom had not the Rieppes been "from Georgia";

I am sure that it was angerfamily anger, race angerwhich had broken forth; and I think that her silent,

severe sister scarcely approved of such breaking forth to me, a stranger. But indignation had worn her

reticence thin, and I had happened to press upon the weak place. After my burst of exclamation I came back

to it. "So you think Miss Rieppe will get out of it?"

"It is my nephew who will 'get out of it,' as you express it."

I totally misunderstood her. "Oh!" I protested stupidly. "He doesn't look like that. And it takes all meaning

from the cake."

"Do not say cake to me again!" said the lady, smiling at last. "Andwill you allow me to tell you that I do

not need to have my nephew, John Mayrant, explained to me by any one? I merely meant to say that he, and

not she, is the person who will make the lucky escape. Of course, he is honorablea great deal too much so

for his own good. It is a misfortune, nowadays, to be born a gentleman in America. But, as I told you, I am

not solicitous. What she is counting onbecause she thinks she understands true Kings Port honor, and does

not in the leastis his renouncing her on account of the phosphatesthe bad news, I mean. They could live

on what he hasnot at all in her way, thoughand besides, after once offering his genuine, ardent, foolish

lovefor it was genuine enough at the timeJohn would never"

She stopped; but I took her up. "Did I understand you to say that his love was genuine at the lime?"

"Oh, he thinks it is nowinsists it is now! That is just precisely what would make himdo you not

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"Goodness!" I murmured." What a predicament!"

But my hostess nodded easily. "Oh, no. You will see. They will all see."

I rose to take my leave; my visit, indeed, had been, for very interest, prolonged beyond the limits of

formalitymy hostess had attended quite thoroughly to my being entertained. And at this point the other, the

more severe and elderly lady, made her contribution to my entertainment. She had kept silence, I now felt

sure, because gossip was neither her habit nor to her liking. Possibly she may have also felt that her

displeasure had been too manifest; at any rate, she spoke out of her silence in cold, yet rich, symmetrical

tones.

"This, I understand, is your first visit to Kings Port?"

I told her that it was.

She laid down her exquisite embroidery. "It has been thought a place worth seeing. There is no town of such

historic interest at the North."

Standing by my chair, I assured her that I did not think there could be.

"I heard you allude to my halfsisterinlaw, Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael. It was at the house where she now

lives that the famous Miss Beaufain (as she was then) put the Earl of Mainridge in his place, at the reception

which her father gave the English visitor in 1840. The Earl conducted himself as so many Englishmen seem

to think they can in this country; and on her asking him how he liked America, he replied, very well, except

for the people, who were so vulgar.

"'What can you expect?' said Miss Beaufain; 'we're descended from the English.'"

"But I suppose you will tell me that your Northern beauties can easily outmatch such wit."

I hastened to disclaim any such pretension; and having expressed my appreciation of the anecdote, I moved to

the door as the stately lady resumed her embroidery.

My hostess had a last word for me. "Do not let the cake worry you."

Outside the handsome old iron gate I looked at my watch and found that for this day I could spend no more

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I fearno; to say one "fears" that one has stepped aside from the narrow path of duty, when one knows

perfectly well that one has done so, is a ridiculous halfdodging of the truth; let me dismiss from my service

such a cowardly circumlocution, and squarely say that I neglected the Cowpens during certain days which

now followed. Nay, more; I totally deserted them. Although I feel quite sure that to discover one is a real

king's descendant must bring an exultation of no mean order to the heart, there's no exultation whatever in

failing to discover this, day after day. Mine is a nature which demands results, or at any rate signs of results

coming sooner or later. Even the most abandoned fisherman requires a bite now and then; but my fishing for

Fannings had not yet brought me one single nibbleand I gave up the sad sport for a while. The beautiful

weather took me out of doors over the land, and also over the water, for I am a great lover of sailing; and I

found a little catboat and a little negro, both of which suited me very well. I spent many delightful hours in

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And indoors, also, I made most agreeable use of my time, in spite of one disappointment when, on the day

following my visit to the ladies, I re turned full of expectancy to lunch at the Woman's exchange, the girl

behind the counter was not there. I found in her stead, it is true, a most polite lady, who provided me with

chocolate and sandwiches that were just as good as their predecessors; but she was of advanced years, and

little inclined to light conversation. Beyond telling me that Miss Eliza La Heu was indisposed, but not

gravely so, and that she was not likely to be long away from her post of duty, this lady furnished me with

scant information.

Now I desired a great deal of information. To learn of an imminent wedding where the bridegroom attends to

the cake, and is suspected of diminished eagerness for the bride, who is a steel waspthat is not enough to

learn of such nuptials. Therefore I fearI mean, I knowthat it was not wholly for the sake of telling Mrs.

Gregory St. Michael about Aunt Carola that I repaired again to Le Maire Street and rang Mrs. St. Michael's

doorbell.

She was at home, to be sure, but with her sat another visitor, the tall, severe lady who had embroidered and

had not liked the freedom with which her sister had spoken to me about the wedding. There was not a bit of

freedom today; the severe lady took care of that.

When, after some utterly unprofitable conversation, I managed to say in a casual voice, which I thought very

well tuned for the purpose, "What part of Georgia did you say that General Rieppe came from?" the severe

lady responded:

"I do not think that I mentioned him at all."

"Georgia?" said Mrs. Gregory St. Michael. "I never heard that they came from Georgia."

And this revived my hopes. But the severe lady at once remarked to her:

"I have received a most agreeable letter from my sister in Paris."

This stopped Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, and dashed my hopes to earth.

The severe lady continued to me:

"My sister writes of witnessing a performance of the Lohengrin. Can you tell me if it is a composition of

merit?"

I assured her that it was a composition of the highest merit.

"It is many years since I have heard an opera," she pursued. "In my day the works of the Italians were much

applauded. But I doubt if Mozart will be surpassed. I hope you admire the Nozze?"

You will not need me to tell you that I came out of Mrs. Gregory St. Michael's house little wiser than I went

in. My experience did not lead me to abandon all hope. I paid other visits to other ladies; but these answered

my inquiries in much the same sort of way as had the lady who admired Mozart. They spoke delightfully of

travel, books, people, and of the colonial renown of Kings Port and its leading families; but it is scarce an

exaggeration to say that Mozart was as near the cake, the wedding, or the steel wasp as I came with any of

them. By patience, however, and mostly at our boardinghouse table, I gathered a certain knowledge, though

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If the health of John Mayrant's mother, I learned, had allowed that lady to bring him up Herself, many follies

might have been saved the youth. His aunt, Miss Eliza St. Michael, though a pattern of good intentions, was

not always a pattern of wisdom. Moreover, how should a spinster bring up a boy fitly?

Of the Rieppes, father and daughter, I also learned a little more. They did not (most people believed) come

from Georgia. Natchez and Mobile seemed to divide the responsibility of giving them to the world. It was

quite certain the General had run away from Chattanooga. Nobody disputed this, or offered any other battle

as the authentic one. Of late the Rieppes were seldom to be seen in Kings Port. Their house (if it had ever

been their own property, which I heard hotly argued both ways) had been sold more than two years ago, and

their recent brief sojourns in the town were generally beneath the roof of hospitable friendspeople by the

name of Cornerly, "whom we do not know," as I was carefully informed by more than one member of the St.

Michael family. The girl had disturbed a number of mothers whose sons were prone to slip out of the strict

hereditary fold in directions where beauty or champagne was to be found; and the Cornerlys dined late, and

had champagne. Miss Hortense had "splurged it" a good deal here, and the measure of her success with the

male youth was the measure of her condemnation by their female elders.

Such were the facts which I gathered from women and from the few men whom I saw in Kings Port. This

town seemed to me almost as empty of men as if the Pied Piper had passed through here and lured them

magically away to some distant country. It was on the happy day that saw Miss Eliza La Heu again providing

me with sandwiches and chocolate that my knowledge of the wedding and the bride and groom began really

to take some steps forward.

It was not I who, at my sequestered lunch at the Woman's Exchange, began the conversation the next time.

That confection, "Lady Baltimore," about which I was not to worry myself, had, as they say, "broken the ice"

between the girl behind the counter and myself.

"He has put it off!" This, without any preliminaries, was her direct and stimulating news.

I never was more grateful for the solitude of the Exchange, where I had, before this, noted and blessed an

absence of lunch customers as prevailing as the trade winds; the people I saw there came to talk, not to

purchase. Well, I was certainly henceforth coming for both!

I eagerly plunged in with the obvious question:

"Indefinitely?"

"Oh, no! Only Wednesday week."

"But will it keep?"

My ignorance diverted her. "Lady Baltimore? Why, the idea!" And she laughed at me from the immense

distance that the South is from the North.

"Then he'll have to pay for two?"

"Oh, no! I wasn't going to make it till Tuesday.

"I didn't suppose that kind of thing would keep," I muttered rather vaguely.

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This produced a moment of laughter on the part of us both; we giggled joyously together amid the silence and

wares for sale, the painted cups, the embroidered souvenirs, the new food, and the old family "pieces."

So this delightful girl was a verbal skirmisher! Now nothing is more to my liking than the verbal skirmish,

and therefore I began one immediately. "I see you quite know," was the first light shot that I hazarded.

Her retort to this was merely a very bland and inquiring stare.

I now aimed a trifle nearer the mark. "About himherit! Since you practically live in the Exchange, how

can you exactly help yourself?"

Her laughter came back. "It's all, you know, so much later than 1812."

"Later! Why, a lot of it is to happen yet!"

She leaned over the counter. "Tell me what you know about it," she said with caressing insinuation.

"Oh, wellbut probably they mean to have your education progress chronologically."

"I think I can pick it up anywhere. We had to at the plantation."

It was from my table in the distant dim back of the room, where things stood lumpily under mosquito netting,

that I told her my history. She made me go there to my lunch. She seemed to desire that our talk over the

counter should not longer continue. And so, back there, over my chocolate and sandwiches, I brought out my

gleaned and arranged knowledge which rang out across the distance, comically, like a lecture. She, at her

counter, now and then busy with her ledger, received it with the attentive solemnity of a lecture. The ledger

might have been notes that she was dutifully and improvingly taking. After I had finished she wrote on for a

little while in silence. The curly white dog rose into sight, looked amiably and vaguely about, stretched

himself, and sank to sleep again out of sight.

"That's all?" she asked abruptly.

"So far," I answered.

"And what do you think of such a young man?" she inquired.

"I know what I think of such a young woman."

She was still pensive. "Yes, yes, but then that is so simple."

I had a short laugh. "Oh, if you come to the simplicity!"

She nodded, seeming to be doing sums with her pencil.

"Men are always simplewhen they're in love."

I assented. "And womenyou'll agree?are always simple when they're not!"

She finished her sums. "Well, I think he's foolish!" she frankly stated. "Didn't Aunt Josephine think so, too?"

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"Miss Josephine St. Michaelmy greetauntthe lady who embroidered. She brought me here from the

plantation."

"No, she wouldn't talk about it. But don't you think it is your turn now?"

"I've taken my turn!"

"Oh, not much. To say you think he's foolish isn't much. You've seen him since?"

"Seen him? Since when?"

"Here. Since the postponement. I take it he came himself about it."

"Yes, he came. You don't suppose we discussed the reasons, do you?"

"My dear young lady, I suppose nothing, except that you certainly must have seen how he looked (he can

blush, you know, handsomely), and that you may have some knowledge or some guess"

"Some guess why it's not to be until Wednesday week? Of course he said why. Her poor, dear father, the

General, isn't very well."

"That, indeed, must be an anxiety for Johnny," I remarked.

This led her to indulge in some more merriment. "But he does," she then said, "seem anxious about

something."

"Ah," I exclaimed. "Then you admit it, too!"

She resorted again to the bland, inquiring stare.

"What he won't admit," I explained, "even to his intimate Aunt, because he's so honorable."

"He certainly is simple," she commented, in soft and pensive tones.

"Isn't there some one," I asked, "who couldnot too directly, of coursesuggest that to him?"

"I think I prefer men to be simple," she returned somewhat quickly.

"Especially when they're in love," I reminded her somewhat slowly.

"Do you want some Lady Baltimore today?" she inquired in the official Exchange tone.

I rose obediently. "You're quite right, I should have gone back to the battle of Cowpens long ago, and I'll just

say thissince you asked me what I thought of himthat if he's descended from that John Mayrant who

fought the Serapes under Paul Jones"

"He is!" she broke in eagerly.

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I intended that thrust to strike home, but she turned it off most competently. "Oh, you mustn't accept us

because of our ancestors. That's how we've been accepting ourselves, and only look where we are in the

race!"

"Ah!" I said, as a parting attempt, "don't pretend you're not perfectly satisfiedall of youas to where you

are in the race!"

"We don't pretend anything!" she flashed back.

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One is unthankful, I suppose, to call a day so dreary when one has lunched under the circumstances that I

have attempted to indicate; the bright spot ought to shine over the whole. But you haven't an idea what a

nightmare in the daytime Cowpens was beginning to be.

I had thumbed and scanned hundreds of ancient pages, some of them manuscript; I had sat by ancient shelves

upon hard chairs, I had sneezed with the ancient dust, and I had not put my finger upon a trace of the right

Fanning. I should have given it up, left unexplored the territory that remained staring at me through the backs

of unread volumes, had it not been for my Aunt Carola. To her I owed constancy and diligence, and so I kept

at it; and the hermit hours I spent at Court and Chancel streets grew worse as I knew better what rarely good

company was ready to receive me. This Kings Port, this little city of oblivion, held, shut in with its lavender

and pressedrose memories, a handful of people who were like that great society of the world, the high

society of distinguished men and women who exist no more, but who touched history with a light hand, and

left their mark upon it in a host of memoirs and letters that we read today with a starved and homesick

longing in the midst of our sullen welter of democracy. With its silent houses and gardens, its silent streets,

its silent vistas of the blue water in the sunshine, this beautiful, sad place was winning my heart and making it

ache. Nowhere else in America such charm, such character, such true elegance as here and nowhere else

such an overwhelming sense of finality!the doom of a civilization founded upon a crime. And yet, how

much has the ballot done for that race? Or, at least, how much has the ballot done for the majority of that

race? And what way was it to meet this problem with the sudden sweeping folly of the Fifteenth

Amendment? To fling the "door of hope" wide open before those within had learned the first steps of how to

walk sagely through it! Ah, if it comes to blame, who goes scatheless in this heritage of error? I could have

shaped (we all could, you know) a better scheme for the universe, a plan where we should not flourish at each

other's expense, where the lion should be lying down with the lamb now, where good and evil should not be

husband and wife, indissolubly married by a law of creation.

With such highly novel thoughts as these I descended the steps from my researches at the corner of Court and

Chancel streets an hour earlier than my custom, becausewell, I couldn't, that day, stand Cowpens for

another minute. Up at the corner of Court and Worship the people were going decently into church; it was a

sweet, gentle late Friday in Lent. I had intended keeping outofdoors, to smell the roses in the gardens, to

bask in the soft remnant of sunshine, to loiter and peep in through the Kings Port garden gates, up the silent

walks to the silent verandas. But the slow stream of people took me, instead, into church with the deeply

veiled ladies of Kings Port, hushed in their perpetual mourning for not only, I think, those husbands and

brothers and sons whom the war had turned to dust forty years ago, but also for the Cause, the lost Cause, that

died with them. I sat there among these Christians suckled in a creed outworn, envying them their

wellregulated faith; it, too, was part of the town's repose and sweetness, together with the oldfashioned

roses and the oldfashioned ladies. Men, also, were in the congregationnot many, to be sure, but all

unanimously wearing that expression of remarkable virtue which seems always to visit, when he goes to

church, the average good fellow who is no better than he should be. I became, myself, filled with this same

decorous inconsistency, and was singing the hymn, when I caught sight of John Mayrant. What lady was he

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it. I caught myself craning my neck and singing the hymn simultaneously and with no difficulty, because all

my childhood was in that hymn; I couldn't tell when I hadn't known words and music by heart. Who was she?

I tried for a clear view when we sat down, and also, let me confess, when we knelt down; I saw even less of

her so; and my hope at the end of the service was dashed by her slow but entire disappearance amid the

engulfing exits of the other ladies. I followed where I imagined she had gone, out by a side door, into the

beautiful graveyard; but among the flowers and monuments she was not, nor was he; and next I saw, through

the iron gate, John Mayrant in the street, walking with his intimate aunt and her more severe sister, and Miss

La Heu. I somewhat superfluously hastened to the gate and greeted them, to which they responded with

polite, masterly discouragement. He, however, after taking off his hat to them, turned back, and I watched

them pursuing their leisurely, reticent course toward the South Place. Why should the old ladies strike me as

looking like a tremendously proper pair of conspirators? I was wondering this as I turned back among the

tombs, when I perceived John Mayrant coming along one of the churchyard paths. His approach was made at

right angles with that of another personage, the respectful negro custodian of the place. This dignitary was

evidently hoping to lead me among the monuments, recite to me their old histories, and benefit by my

consequent gratitude; he had even got so far as smiling and removing his hat when John Mayrant stopped

him. The young man hailed the negro by his first name with that particular and affectionate superiority which

few Northerners can understand and none can acquire, and which resembles nothing so much as the way in

which you speak to your old dog who has loved you and followed you, because you have cared for him.

"Not this time," John Mayrant said. "I wish to show our relics to this gentleman myselfif he will permit

me?" This last was a question put to me with a courteous formality, a formality which a few minutes more

were to see smashed to smithereens.

I told him that I should consider myself undeservedly privileged.

"Some of these people are my people," he said, beginning to move.

The old custodian stood smiling, familiar, respectful, disappointed. "Some of 'em my people, too, Mas' John,"

he cannily observed.

I put a little silver in his hand. "Didn't I see a box somewhere," I said, "with something on it about the

restoration of the church?"

"Something on it, but nothing in it!" exclaimed Mayrant; at which moderate pleasantry the custodian broke

into extreme African merriment and ambled away. "You needn't have done it," protested the Southerner, and

I naturally claimed my stranger's right to pay my respects in this manner. Such was our introduction,

agreeable and unusual.

A silence then unexpectedly ensued and the formality fell colder than ever upon us. The custodian's departure

had left us alone, looking at each other across all the unexpressed knowledge that each knew the other had.

Mayrant had come impulsively back to me from his aunts, without stopping to think that we had never yet

exchanged a word; both of us were now brought up short, and it was the cake that was speaking volubly in

our selfconscious dumbness. It was only after this brief, deep gap of things unsaid that John Mayrant came

to the surface again, and began a conversation of which, on both our parts, the first few steps were taken on

the tiptoes of an archaic politeness; we trod convention like a polished French floor; you might have expected

us, after such deliberate and graceful preliminaries, to dance a verbal minuet.

We, however, danced something quite different, and that conversation lasted during many days, and led us,

like a road, up hill and down dale to a perfect acquaintance. No, not perfect, but delightful; to the end he

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Of course his first remark had to be about Kings Port and me; had he understood rightly that this was my first

visit?

My answer was equally traditional.

It was, next, correct that he should allude to the weather; and his reference was one of the two or three that it

seems a stranger's destiny always to hear in a place new to him: he apologized for the weatherso cold a

season had not, in his memory, been experienced in Kings Port; it was to the highest point exceptional.

I exclaimed that it had been, to my Northern notions, delightfully mild for March. "Indeed," I continued, "I

have always said that if March could be cut out of our Northern climate, as the core is cut out of an apple, I

should be quite satisfied with eleven months, instead of twelve. I think it might prolong one's youth."

The fire of that season lighted in his eyes, but he still stepped upon polished convention. He assured me that

the Southern September hurricane was more deplorable than any Northern March could be. "Our zone should

be called the Intemperate zone," said he.

"But never in Kings Port," I protested; "with your roses outofdoors and your ladies indoors!"

He bowed. "You pay us a high compliment."

I smiled urbanely. "If the truth is a compliment!"

"Our young ladies are roses," he now admitted with a delicate touch of pride.

"Don't forget your old ones! I never shall."

There was pleasure in his face at this tribute, which, he could see, came from the heart. But, thus pictured to

him, the old ladies brought a further idea quite plainly into his expression; and he announced it. "Some of

them are not without thorns."

"What would you give," I quickly replied, "for anybodyman or womanwho could not, on an occasion,

make themselves sharply felt?"

To this he returned a full but somewhat absentminded assent. He seemed to be reflecting that he himself

didn't care to be the "occasion" upon which an old lady rose should try her thorns; and I was inclined to

suspect that his intimate aunt had been giving him a wigging.

Anyhow, I stood ready to keep it up, this interchange of lofty civilities. I, too, could wear the courtly

redheels of eighteenthcentury procedure, and for just as long as his Southern upbringing inclined him to

wear them; I hadn't known Aunt Carola for nothing! But we, as I have said, were not destined to dance any

minuet.

We had been moving, very gradually, and without any attention to our surroundings, to and fro in the

beautiful sweet churchyard. Flowers were everywhere, growing, budding, blooming; color and perfume were

parts of the very air, and beneath these pretty and ancient tombs, graven with old dates and honorable names,

slept the men and women who had given Kings Port her high place is; in our history. I have never, in this

country, seen any churchyard comparable to this one; happy, serene dead, to sleep amid such blossoms and

consecration! Good taste prevailed here; distin guished men lay beneath memorial stones that came no

higher than your waist or shoulder; there was a total absence of obscure grocers reposing under gigantic

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sugar and oil. The particular monument by which young John Mayrant and I found ourselves standing, when

we reached the point about the ladies and the thorns, had a look of importance and it caught his eye, bringing

him back to where we were. Upon his pointing to it, and before we had spoken or I had seen the name, I

inquired eagerly: "Not the lieutenant of the Bon Homme Richard?" and then saw that Mayrant was not the

name upon it.

My knowledge of his gallant seafighting namesake visibly gratified him. "I wish it were," he said; "but I am

descended from this man, too. He was a statesman, and some of his brilliant powers were inherited by his

childrenbut they have not come so far down as me. In 1840, his daughter, Miss Beaufain"

I laid my hand right on his shoulder. "Don't you do it, John Mayrant!" I cried. "Don't you tell me that. Last

night I caught myself saying that instead of my prayers."

Well, it killed the minuet dead; he sat flat down on the low stone coping that bordered the path to which we

had wandered backand I sat flat down opposite him. The venerable custodian, passing along a neighboring

path, turned his head and stared at our noise.

"Lawd, see those chillun goin' on!" he muttered. "Mas' John, don't you get too scandalous, tellin' strangers

'bout the old famblies."

Mayrant pointed to me. "He's responsible, Daddy Ben. I'm being just as good as gold. Honest injun!"

The custodian marched slowly on his way, shaking his head. "Mas' John he do go on," he repeated. His office

was not alone the care and the showing off of the graveyard, but another duty, too, as native and peculiar to

the soil as the very cotton and the rice: this loyal servitor cherished the honor of the "old famblies," and chide

their young descendants whenever he considered that they needed it.

Mayrant now sat revived after his collapse of mirth, and he addressed me from his gravestone. "Yes, I ought

to have foreseen it."

"Foreseen?" I didn't at once catch the inference.

"All my aunts and cousins have been talking to you."

"Oh, Miss Beaufain and the Earl of Mainridge! Well, but it's quite worth"

"Knowing by heart!" he broke in with new merriment.

I kept on. "Why not? They tell those things everywherewhere they're so lucky as to possess them! It's a

flawless specimen."

"Of 1840 repartee?" He spoke with increasing pauses. "Yes. We do at least possess that. And some wine of

about the same dateand even considerably older."

"All the better for age," I exclaimed.

But the blue eyes of Mayrant were far away and full of shadow. "Poor Kings Port," he said very slowly and

quietly. Then he looked at me with the steady look and the smile that one sometimes has when giving voice

to a sorrowful conviction against which one has tried to struggle. "Poor Kings Port," he affectionately

repeated. His hand tapped lightly two or three times upon the gravestone upon which he was seated. "Be

honest and say that you think so, too," he demanded, always with his smile.


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But how was I to agree aloud with what his silent hand had expressed? Those inaudible taps on the stone

spoke clearly enough; they said: "Here lies Kings Port, here lives Kings Port. Outside of this is our true death,

on the vacant wharves, in the empty streets. All that we have left is the immortality which these historic

names have won." How could I tell him that I thought so, too? Nor was I as sure of it then as he was. And

besides, this was a young man whose spirit was almost surely, in suffering; ill fortune both material and of

the heart, I seemed to suspect, had made him wounded and bitter in these immediate days; and the very

suppression he was exercising hurt him the more deeply. So I replied, honestly, as he had asked: "I hope you

are mistaken."

"That's because you haven't been here long enough," he declared.

Over us, gently, from somewhere across the gardens and the walls, came a noiseless water breeze, to which

the roses moved and nodded among the tombs. They gave him a fanciful thought. "Look at them! They

belong to us, and they know it. They're saying, 'Yes; yes; yes,' all day long. I don't know why on earth I'm

talking in this way to you!" he broke off with vivacity. "But you made me laugh so."

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Then it was a good laugh, indeed!" I cried heartily.

"Oh, don't let's go back to our fine manners!" he begged comically. "We've satisfied each other that we have

them! I feel so lonely; and my aunt just nowwell, never mind about that. But you really must excuse us

about Miss Beaufain, and all that sort of thing. I see it, because I'm of the new generation, since the war,

andwell, I've been to other places, too. But Aunt Eliza, and all of them, you know, can't see it. And I

wouldn't have them, either! So I don't ever attempt to explain to them that the world has to go on. They'd say,

'We don't see the necessity!' When slavery stopped, they stopped, you see, just like a clock. Their hand points

to 1865it has never moved a minute since. And some day" his voice grew suddenly tender"they'll go,

one by one, to join the still older ones. And I shall miss them very much."

For a moment I did not speak, but watched the roses nodding and moving. Then I said: "May I say that I shall

miss them, too?"

He looked at me. "Miss our old Kings Port people?" He didn't invite outsiders to do that!

"Don't you see how it is?" I murmured. "It was the same thing once with us."

"The same thingin the North?" His tone still held me off.

"The same sort of dear old peopleI mean charming, peppery, refined, courageous people; in Salem, in

Boston, in New York, in every place that has been colonial, and has taken a hand in the game." And, as

certain beloved memories of men and women rose in my mind, I continued: "If you knew some of the Boston

elder people as I have known them, you would warm with the same admiration that is filling me as I see your

people of Kings Port."

"But politics?" the young Southerner slowly suggested.

"Oh, hang slavery! Hang the war!" I exclaimed. "Of course, we had a family quarrel. But we were a family

once, and a fine one, too! We knew each other, we visited each other, we wrote letters, sent presents, kept up

relations; we, in short, coherently joined hands from one generation to another; the fibres of the sons tingled

with the current from their fathers, back and back to the old beginnings, to Plymouth and Roanoke and Rip

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exquisite personal unitedness. There's nothing united about these States any more, except Standard Oil and

discontent. We're no longer a small people living and dying for a great idea; we're a big people living and

dying for money. And these ladies of yourswell, they have made me homesick for a national and a social

past which I never saw, but which my old people knew. They're like legends, still living, still warm and with

us. In their quiet cleancut faces I seem to see a reflection of the old serene candlelight we all once talked and

danced insconces, tall mirrors, candles burning inside glass globes to keep them from the moths and the

draft that, of a warm evening, blew in through handsome mahogany doors; the good bright silver; the

portraits by Copley and Gilbert Stuart; a young girl at a square piano, singing Moore's melodiesand Mr.

Pinckney or Commodore Perry, perhaps, dropping in for a hot supper!"

John Mayrant was smiling and looking at the graves. "Yes, that's it; that's all it," he mused. You do

understand."

But I had to finish my flight. "Such quiet faces are gone now in the breathless, competing North: ground into

oblivion between the clashing trades of the competing men and the clashing jewels and chandeliers of their

competing wiveswhile yours have lingered on, spared by your very adversity. And that's why I shall miss

your old people when they follow minebecause they're the last of their kind, the end of the chain, the bold

original stock, the great race that made our glory grow and saw that it did grow through thick and thin: the

good old native blood of independence."

I spoke as a man can always speak when he means it; and my listener's face showed that my words had gone

where meant words always gohome to the heart. But he merely nodded at me. His nod, however, telling as

it did of a quickly established accord between us, caused me to bring out to this new acquaintance still more

of those thoughts which I condescend to expose to very few old ones.

"Haven't you noticed," I said, "or don't you feel it, away down here in your untainted isolation, the change,

the great change, that has come over the American people?"

He wasn't sure.

"They've lost their grip on patriotism."

He smiled. "We did that here in 1861."

"Oh, no! You left the Union, but you loved what you considered was your country, and you love it still.

That's just my point, just my strange discovery in Kings Port. You retain the thing we've lost. Our big men

fifty years ago thought of the country, and what they could make it; our big men today think of the country

and what they can make out of it. Rather different, don't you see? When I walk about in the North, I merely

meet members of trusts or unionsaccording to the length of the individual's purse; when I walk about in

Kings Port, I meet Americans. Of course," I added, taking myself up, "that's too sweeping a statement. The

right sort of American isn't extinct in the North by any means. But there's such a commercial deluge of the

wrong sort, that the others sometimes seem to me sadly like a drop in the bucket."

"You certainly understand it all," John Mayrant repeated. "It's amazing to find you saying things that I have

thought were my own private notions."

I laughed. "Oh, I fancy there are more than two of us in the country."

"Even the square piano and Mr. Pinckney," he went on. "I didn't suppose anybody had thought things like

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"Oh," I again said lightly, "any Americanany, that is, of the world who has a colonial background for

his family, has thought, probably, very much the same sort of things. Of course it would be all Greek or

gibberish to the new people."

He took me up with animation. "The new people! My goodness, sir, yes! Have you seen them? Have you

seen Newport, for instance?" His diction now (and I was to learn it was always in him a sign of heightening

intensity) grew more and more like the formal speech of his ancestors. "You have seen Newport?" he said.

"Yes; now and then."

"But lately, sir? I knew we were behind the times down here, sir, but I had not imagined how much. Not by

any means! Kings Port has a long road to go before she will consider marriage provincial and chastity

obsolete."

"Dear me, Mr. Mayrant! Well, I must tell you that it's not all quite so so advancedas that, you know.

That's not the whole of Newport."

He hastened to explain. "Certainly not, sir! I would not insult the honorable families whom I had the pleasure

to meet there, and to whom my name was known because they had retained their good position since the days

when my greatuncle had a house and drove four horses there himself. I noticed three kinds of Newport, sir."

"Three?"

"Yes. Because I took letters; and some of the letters were to people whowho once had been, you know; it

was sad to see the thing, sir, so plain against the glaring proximity of the other thing. And so you can divide

Newport into those who leave to sell their old family pictures, those who have to buy their old family

pictures, and the lucky few who need neither buy nor sell, who are neither goin' down nor bobbing up, but

who have kept their heads above the American tidal wave from the beginning and continue to do so. And I

don't believe that there are any nicer people in the world than those."

"Nowhere!" I exclaimed. "When Near York does her best, what's better?If only those best set the pace!"

"If only!" he assented. "But it's the others who get into the papers, who dine the drunken dukes, and make

poor chambermaids envious a thousand miles inland!"

"There should be a high tariff on drunken dukes," I said.

"You'll never get it!" he declared. "It's the Republican party whose daughters marry them."

I rocked with enjoyment where I sat; he was so refreshing. And I agreed with him so well. "You're every bit

as good as Miss Beaufain," I cried.

"Oh, no; oh, no! But I often think if we could only deport the negroes and Newport together to one of our

distant islands, how happily our two chief problems would be solved!"

I still rocked. "Newport would, indeed, enjoy your plan for it. Do go on!" I entreated him But he had, for the

moment, ceased; and I rose to stretch my legs and saunter among the old headstones and the wafted

fragrance.

His aunt (or his cousin, or whichever of them it had been) was certainly right as to his inheriting a pleasant

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John Mayrant, yet beneath the animation that our talk had filled his eyes with lay (I seemed to see or feel)

that other mood all the time, the mood which had caused the girl behind the counter to say to me that he was

"anxious about something." The unhappy youth, I was gradually to learn, was much more than thathe was

in a tangle of anxieties. He talked to me as a sick man turns in bed from pain; the pain goes on, but the pillow

for a while is cool.

Here there broke upon us a little interruption, so diverting, so utterly like the whole quaint tininess of Kings

Port, that I should tell it to you, even if it did not bear directly upon the matter which was beginning so

actively to concern methe love difficulties of John Mayrant.

It was the lettercarrier.

We had come, from our secluded seats, round a corner, and so by the vestry door and down the walk beside

the church, and as I read to myself the initials upon the stones wherewith the walk was paved, I drew near the

halfopen gateway upon Worship Street. The postman was descending the steps of the postoffice opposite.

He saw me through the gate and paused. He knew me, too! My face, easily marked out amid the resident

faces he was familiar with, had at once caught his attention; very likely he, too, had by now learned that I was

interested in the battle of Cowpens; but I did not ask him this. He crossed over and handed me a letter.

"No use," he said most politely, "takin' it away down to Mistress Trevise's when you're right here, sir.

Northern mail eight hours late today," he added, and bowing, was gone upon his route.

My home letter, from a man, an intimate running mate of mine, soon had my full attention, for on the second

page it said:

"I have just got back from accompanying her to Baltimore. One of us went as far as Washington with her on

the train. We gave her a dinner yesterday at the March Hare by way of farewell. She tried our new toboggan

fireescape on a bet. Clean from the attic, my boy. I imagine our native girls will rejoice at her departure.

However, nobody's engaged to her, at least nobody here. How many may fancy themselves so elsewhere I

can't say. Her name is Hortense Rieppe."

I suppose I must have been silent after finishing this letter.

"No bad news, I trust?" John Mayrant inquired.

I told him no; and presently we had resumed our seats in the quiet charm of the flowers.

I now spoke with an intention. "What a lot you seem to have seen and suffered of the advanced Newport!"

The intention wrought its due and immediate effect. "Yes. There was no choice. I had gone to Newport

uponupon an urgent matter, which took me among those people."

He dwelt upon the pictures that came up in his mind. But he took me away again from the "urgent matter."

"I saw," he resumed more briskly, "fifteen or twentymost amazing, sir!young men, some of them not

any older than I am, who had so many millions that they could easily" he paused, casting about for some

expression adequate"could buy Kings Port and put it under a glass case in a museummy aunts and

alland never know it!" He livened with disrespectful mirth over his own picture of his aunts, purchased by

millionaire steel or coal for the purposes of public edification.

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He wondered a moment. "My aunts? Under a glass case?"

"Yes, indeedand with all deference be it said! They'd be more invaluable, more instructive, than the

classics of a thousand libraries."

He was prepared not to be pleased. "May I ask to whom and for what?"

"Why, you ought to see! You've just been saying it yourself. They would teach our bulging automobilists, our

unlicked boy cubs, our alcoholic girls who shout to waiters for 'highballs' on country club porchesthey

would teach these wallowing creatures, whose money has merely gilded their bristles, what American

refinement once was. The manners we've lost, the decencies we've banished, the standards we've lowered,

their light is still flickering in this passing generation of yours. It's the last torch. That's why I wish it could,

somehow, pass on the sacred fire."

He shook his head. "They don't want the sacred fire. They want the highballsand they have money

enough to be drunk straight through the next world!" He was thoughtful. "They are the classics," he added.

I didn't see that he had gone back to my word. "Roman Empire, you mean?"

"No, the others; the old people we're bidding goodby to. Roman Republic! Simple lives, gallant deeds, and

one great uniting inspiration. Liberty winning her spurs. They were moulded under that, and they are our true

American classics. Nothing like them will happen again."

"Perhaps," I suggested, "our generation is uneasily living in a 'bad quarterofanhour'good old childhood

gone, good new manhood not yet come, and a state of chickenpox between whiles." And on this I made to

him a muchused and consoling quotation about the old order changing.

"Who says that?" he inquired; and upon my telling him, "I hope so," he said, "I hope so. But just now Uncle

Sam 'aspires to descend.'"

I laughed at his counterquotation. "You know your classics, if you don't know Tennyson."

He, too, laughed. "Don't tell Aunt Eliza!"

"Tell her what?"

"That I didn't recognize Tennyson. My Aunt Eliza educated meand she thinks Tennyson about the only

poet worth reading sincewell, since Byron and Sir Walter at the very latest!

Neither she nor Sir Walter come down to modern poetryor to alcoholic girls." His tone, on these last

words, changed.

Again, as when he had said "an urgent matter," I seemed to feel hovering above us what must be his ceaseless

preoccupation; and I wondered if he had found, upon visiting Newport, Miss Hortense sitting and calling for

"highballs."

I gave him a lead. "The worst of it is that a girl who would like to behave herself decently finds that propriety

puts her out of the running. The men flock off to the other kind."

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"And you know," I continued, "what an anxious Newport parent does on finding her girl on the brink of being

a failure."

"I can imagine," he answered, "that she scolds her like the dickens."

"Oh, nothing so ineffectual! She makes her keep up with the others, you know. Makes her do things she'd

rather not do."

"Highballs, you mean?"

"Anything, my friend; anything to keep up."

He had a comic suggestion. "Driven to drink by her mother! Well, it's, at any rate, a new cause for old

effects." He paused. It seemed strangely to bring to him some sort of relief. "That would explain a great deal,"

he said.

Was he thus explaining to himself his ladylove, or rather certain Newport aspects of her which had, so to

speak, jarred upon his Kings Port notions of what a lady might properly do? I sat on my gravestone with my

wonder, and my nowdawning desire to help him (if improbably I could), to get him out of it, if he were

really in it; and he sat on his gravestone opposite, with the path between us, and the little noiseless breeze

rustling the white irises, and bearing hither and thither the soft perfume of the roses. His boy face, lean,

highstrung, brooding, was full of suppressed contentions. I made myself, during our silence, state his

possible problem: "He doesn't love her any more, he won't admit this to himself; he intends to go through

with it, and he's catching at any justification of what he has seen in her that has chilled him, so that he may,

poor wretch! coax back his lost illusion." Well, if that was it, what in the world could I, or anybody, do about

it?

His next remark was transparent enough. "Do you approve of young ladies smoking?"

I met his question with another: "What reasons can be urged against it?"

He was quick. "Then you don't mind it?" There was actual hope in the way he rushed at this.

I laughed. "I didn't say I didn't mind it." (As a matter of fact I do mind it; but it seemed best not to say so to

him.)

He fell off again. "I certainly saw very nice people doing it up there."

I filled this out. "You'll see very nice people doing it everywhere."

"Not in Kings Port! At least, not my sort of people!" He stiffly proclaimed this.

I tried to draw him out. "But is there, after all, any valid objection to it?"

But he was off on a preceding speculation. "A mother or any parent," he said, "might encourage the daughter

to smoke, too. And the girl might take it up so as not to be thought peculiar where she was, and then she

might drop it very gladly.

I became specific. "Drop it, you mean, when she came to a place where doing it would be thoughtwell, in

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"Or for the better reason," he answered, "that she didn't really like it herself."

"How much you don't 'really like it' yourself!" I remarked.

This time he was slow. "Wellwellwhy need they? Are not their lips more innocent than ours? Is not the

association somewhat?"

"My dear fellow," I interrupted, "the association is, I think you'll have to agree, scarcely of my making!"

"That's true enough," he laughed. "And, as you say, very nice people do it everywhere. But not here. Have

you ever noticed," he now inquired with continued transparency, "how much harder they are on each other

than we are on them?"

"Oh, yes! I've noticed that." I surmised it was this sort of thing he had earlier choked himself off from telling

me in his unfinished complaint about his aunt; but I was to learn later that on this occasion it was upon the

poor boy himself and not on the smoking habits of Miss Rieppe, that his aunt had heavily descended. I also

reflected that if cigarettes were the only thing he deprecated in the lady of his choice, the lost illusion might

be coaxed back. The trouble was that deprecated something fairly distant from cigarettes. The cake was my

quite sufficient trouble; it stuck in my throat worse than the probably magnified gossip I had heard; this, for

the present, I could manage to swallow.

He came out now with a personal note. "I suppose you think I'm a ninny."

"Never in the wildest dream!"

"Well, but too innocent for a man, anyhow."

"That would be an insult," I declared laughingly.

"For I'm not innocent in the least. You'll find we're all men here, just as much as any men in the North you

could pick out. South Carolina has never lacked sporting blood, sir. But in Newportwell, sir, we gentlemen

down here, when we wish a certain atmosphere and all that, have always been accustomed to seek the

demimonde."

"So it was with us until the women changed it."

"The women, sir?" He was innocent!

"The 'ladies,' as you Southerners so chivalrously continue to style them. The rich new fashionable ladies

became so desperate in their competition for men's allegiance that theywell, some of them would, in the

point of conversation, greatly scandalize the smart demimonde."

He nodded. "Yes. I heard men say things in drawingrooms to ladies that a gentleman here would have been

taken out and shot for. And don't you agree with me, sir, that good taste itself should be a sort of religion? I

don't mean to say anything sacrilegious, but it seems to me that even if one has ceased to believe some parts

of the Bible, even if one does not always obey the Ten Commandments, one is bound, not as a believer but as

a gentleman, to remember the difference between grossness and refinement, between excess and

restraintthat one can have and keep just as the pagan Greeks did, a moral elegance."

He astonished me, this ardent, ideal, troubled boy; so innocent regarding the glaring facts of our new

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and of careful and gentle upbringing; and it was delightful to find such a young man left upon our American

soil untainted by the present fashionable idolatries.

"I bow to your creed of 'moral elegance,'" I cried. "It never dies. It has outlasted all the mobs and all the

religions."

"They seemed to think," he continued, pursuing his Newport train of thought, "that to prove you were a dead

game sport you must behave like behave like"

"Like a herd of swine," I suggested.

He was merry. "Ah, if they only wouldcompletely!"

"Completely what?"

"Behave so. Rush over a steep place into the sea."

We sat in the quiet relish of his Scriptural idea, and the western crimson and the twilight began to come and

mingle with the perfumes. John Mayrant's face changed from its vivacity to a sort of pensive wistfulness,

which, for all the dash and spirit in his delicate features, was somehow the final thing one got from the boy's

expression. It was as though the noble memories of his race looked out of his eyes, seeking new chances for

distinction, and found instead a soil laid waste, an empty fatherland, a people benumbed past rousing. Had he

not said, "Poor Kings Port!" as he tapped the gravestone? Moral elegance could scarcely permit a sigh more

direct.

"I am glad that you believe it never dies," he resumed. "And I am glad to find somebody totalk to, you

know. My friends here are everything friends and gentlemen should be, but they don'tI suppose it's

because they have not had my special experiences."

I sat waiting for the boy to go on with it. How plainly he was telling me of his "special experiences"! He and

his creed were not merely in revolt against the herd of swine; there would be nothing special in that; I had

met people before who were that; but he was tied by honor, and soon to be tied by the formidable nuptial

knot, to a specimen devotee of the cult. He shouldn't marry her if he really did not want to, and I could stop

it! But how was I to begin spinning the first faint web of plan how I might stop it, unless he came right out

with the whole thing? I didn't believe he was the man to do that ever, even under the loosening inspiration of

drink. In wine lies truth, no doubt; but within him, was not moral elegance the bottom truth that would, even

in his cups, keep him a gentleman, and control all such revelations? He might smash the glasses, but he

would not speak of his misgivings as to Hortense Rieppe.

He began again, "Nor do I believe that a really nice girl would continue to think as those few do, if she once

got safe away from them. Why, my dear sir," he stretched out his hand in emphasis, "you do not have to do

anything untimely and extreme if you are in good earnest a dead game sport. The time comes, and you meet

the occasion as the duck swims. There was one of themthe right kind."

"Where?" I asked.

"Whyyou're leaning against her headstone!"

The little incongruity made us both laugh, but it was only for the instant. The tender mood of the evening,

and all that we had said, sustained the quiet and almost grave undertone of our conference. My own quite

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harmonious pensiveness.

"She was born in Kings Port, but educated in Europe. I don't suppose until the time came that she ever did

anything harder than speak French, or play the piano, or ride a horse. She had wealth and so had her husband.

He was killed in the war, and so were two of her sons. The third was too young to go. Their fortune was

swept away, but the plantation was there, and the negroes were proud to remain faithful to the family. She

took hold of the plantation, she walked the ricebanks in high boots. She had an overseer, who, it was told

her, would possibly take her life by poison or by violence. She nevertheless lived in that lonely spot with no

protector except her pistol and some directions about antidotes. She dismissed him when she had proved he

was cheating her; she made the planting pay as well as any man did after the war; she educated her last son,

got him into the navy, and then, one evening, walking the riverbanks too late, she caught the fever and died.

You will understand she went with one step from cherished ease to singlehanded battle with life, a

delicately nurtured lady, with no preparation for her trials."

"Except moral elegance," I murmured.

"Ah, that was the point, sir! To see her you would never have guessed it! She kept her burdens from the sight

of all. She wore tribulation as if it were a flower in her bosom. We children always looked forward to her

coming, because she was so gay and delightful to us, telling us stories of the old timesold rides when the

country was wild, old journeys with the family and servants to the Hot Springs before the steam cars were

invented, old adventures, with the battle of New Orleans or a famous duel in themthe sort of stories that

begin with (for you seem to know something of it yourself, sir) 'Your grandfather, my dear John, the year that

he was twenty, got himself into serious embarrassments through pay ing his attentions to two reigning

beauties at once.' She was full of stories which began in that sort of pleasant way."

I said: "When a person like that dies, an impoverishment falls upon us; the texture of life seems thinner."

"Oh, yes, indeed! I know what you meanto lose the people one has always seen from the cradle. Well, she

has gone away, she has taken her memories out of the world, the old times, the old stories. Nobody, except a

little nutshell of people here, knows or cares anything about her any more; and soon even the nutshell will be

empty." He paused, and then, as if brushing aside his churchyard mood, he translated into his changed

thought another classic quotation: "But we can't dawdle over the 'tears of things'; it's Nature's law. Only,

when I think of the ricebanks and the boots and the pistol, I wonder if the Newport ladies, for all their

highballs, could do any better!"

The crimson had faded, the twilight was altogether come, but the little noiseless breeze was blowing still; and

as we left the quiet tombs behind us, and gained Worship Street, I could not help looking back where slept

that older Kings Port about which I had heard and had said so much. Over the graves I saw the roses, nodding

and moving, as if in acquiescent revery.

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"Which of them is idealizing?" This was the question that I asked myself, next morning, in my

boardinghouse, as I dressed for breakfast; the next morning isat least I have always found it soan

excellent time for searching questions; and today I had waked up no longer beneath the strong, gentle spell

of the churchyard. A bright sun was shining over the eastern waters of the town, I could see from my upper

veranda the thousand flashes of the waves; the steam yacht rode placidly and competently among them, while

a coastwise steamer was sailing by her, out to sea, to Savannah, or New York; the general world was going

on, and which of them was idealizing? It mightn't be so bad, after all. Hadn't I, perhaps,

oversentimentalized to myself the case of John Mayrant? Hadn't I imagined for him ever so much more

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Miss Hortense Rieppe I had now two partial portraitsone by the displeased aunts, the other by their

chivalric nephew; in both she held between her experienced lips, a cigarette; there the similarity ceased. And

then, there was the toboggan fireescape. Well, I must meet the living original before I could decide whether

(for me, at any rate) she was the "brute" as seen by the eyes of Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, or the "really nice

girl" who was going to marry John Mayrant on Wednesday week. Just at this point my thoughts brought up

hard again at the cake. No; I couldn't swallow that any better this morning than yesterday afternoon! Allow

the gentleman to pay for the feast! Better to have omitted all feast; nothing simpler, and it would have been at

least dignified, even if arid. But then, there was the lady (a cousin or an auntI couldn't remember which

this morning) who had told me she wasn't solicitous. What did she mean by that? And she had looked quite

queer when she spoke about the phosphates. Oh, yes, to be sure, she was his intimate aunt! Where, by the

way, was Miss Rieppe?

By the time I had eaten my breakfast and walked up Worship Street to the postoffice I was full of it all

again; my searching thoughts hadn't simplified a single point. I always called for my mail at the postoffice,

because I got it sooner; it didn't come to the boardinghouse before I had departed on my quest for royal

blood, whereas, this way, I simply got my letters at the corner of Court and Worship streets and walked

diagonally across and down Court a few steps to my researches, which I could vary and alleviate by reading

and answering news from home.

It was from Aunt Carola that I heard today. Only a little of what she said will interest you. There had been a

delightful meeting of the Selected Salic Scions. The Baltimore Chapter had paid her Chapter a visit. Three

ladies and one very highly connected young gentleman had comean encouragingly full and enthusiastic

meeting. They had lunched upon cocoa, sherry, and croquettes, after which all had been more than glad to

listen to a paper read by a descendant of Edward the Third and the young gentleman, a descendant of

Catherne of Aragon, had recited a beautiful original poem, entitled "My Queen Grandmother." Aunt Carola

regretted that I could not have had the pleasure and the benefit of this meeting, the young gentleman had

turned out to be, also, a refined and tasteful musician, playing, upon the piano a favorite gavotte of Louis the

Thirteenth "And while you are in Kings Port," my aunt said; "I expect you to profit by associating with the

survivors of our good American societypeople such as one could once meet everywhere when I was

young, but who have been destroyed by the invasion of the proletariat. You are in the last citadel of

goodbreeding. By the way, find out, if you can, if any of the Bombo connection are extant; as through them

I should like, if possible, to establish a chapter of the Scions in South Carolina. Have you, met a Miss Rieppe,

a decidedly striking young woman, who says she is from Kings Port, and who recently passed through here

with a very common man dancing attendance on her? He owns the Hermana, and she is said to be engaged to

him."

This wasn't as good as meeting Miss Rieppe myself; but the new angle at which I got her from my Aunt was

distinctly a contribution toward the young woman's likeness; I felt that I should know her at sight, if ever she

came within seeing distance. And it would be entertaining to find that she was a Bombo; but that could wait;

what couldn't wait was the Hermana. I postponed the Fannings, hurried by the door where they waited for

me, and, coming to the end of Court Street, turned to the right and sought among the wharves the nearest

vista that could give me a view of the harbor. Between the silent walls of commerce desolated, and by the

empty windows from which Prosperity once looked out, I threaded my way to a point upon the town's eastern

edge. Yes, that was the steam yacht's name: the Hermana. I didn't make it out myself, she lay a trifle too far

from shore; but I could read from a little fluttering pennant that her owner was not on board; and from the

second loafer whom I questioned I learned, besides her name, that she had come from New York here to meet

her owner, whose name he did not know and whose arrival was still indefinite. This was not very much to

find out; but it was so much more than I had found out about the Fannings that, although I now faithfully

returned to my researches, and sat over open books until noon, I couldn't tell you a word of what I read.

Where was Miss Rieppe, and where was the owner of the Hermana? Also, precisely how ill was the hero of

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At the Exchange I opened the door upon a conversation which, in consequence, broke off abruptly; but this

much I came in for:

"Nothing but the slightest bruise above his eye. The other one is in bed."

It was the severe lady who said this; I mean that lady who, among all the severe ones I had met, seemed

capable of the highest exercise of this quality, although she had not exercised it in my presence. She looked,

in her veil and her black street dress, as aloof, and as coldly scornful of the present day, as she had seemed

when sitting over her embroidery; but it was not of 1818, or even 1840, that she had been talking just now: it

was this morning that somebody was bruised, somebody was in bed.

The handsome lady acknowledged my salutation completely, but not encouragingly, and then, on the

threshold, exchanged these parting sentences with the girl behind the counter:

"They will have to shake hands. He was not very willing, but he listened to me. Of course, the chastisement

was rightbut it does not affect my opinion of his keeping on with the position."

"No, indeed, Aunt Josephine!" the girl agreed. "I wish he wouldn't. Did you say it was his right eye?"

"His left." Miss Josephine St. Michael inclined her head once more to me and went out of the Exchange. I

retired to my usual table, and the girl read in my manner, quite correctly, the feelings which I had not

supposed I had allowed to be evident. She said:

"Aunt Josephine always makes strangers think she's displeased with them."

I replied like the young ass which I constantly tell myself I have ceased to be: "Oh, displeasure is as much

notice as one is entitled to from Miss St. Michael."

The girl laughed with her delightful sweet mockery.

"I declare, you're huffed! Now don't tell me you're not. But you mustn't be. When you know her, you'll know

that that awful manner means Aunt Josephine is just being shy. Why, even I'm not afraid of her George

Washington glances any more!"

"Very well," I laughed, "I'll try to have your courage." Over my chocolate and sandwiches I sat in curiosity

discreditable, but natural. Who was in bedwho would have to shake hands? And why had they stopped

talking when I came in? Of course, I found myself hoping that John Mayrant had put the owner of the

Hermana in bed at the slight cost of a bruise above his left eye. I wondered if the cake was again

countermanded, and I started upon that line. "I think I'll have today, if you please, another slice of that Lady

Baltimore." And I made ready for another verbal skirmish.

"I'm so sorry! It's a little stale today. You can have the last slice, if you wish."

"Thank you, I will." She brought it. "It's not so very stale," I said. "How long since it has been made?"

"Oh, it's the same you've been having. You're its only patron just now."

"Well, no. There's Mr. Mayrant."

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So the wedding was on yet. Still, John might have smashed the owner of the Hermana.

"Have you seen him lately?" I asked.

There was something special in the way she looked. "Not today. Have you?"

"Never in the forenoon. He has his duties and I have mine."

She made a little pause, and then, "What do you think of the President?"

"The President?" I was at a loss.

"But I'm afraid you would take his viewthe Northern view," she mused.

It gave me, suddenly, her meaning. "Oh, the President of the United States! How you do change the subject!"

Her eyes were upon me, burning with sectional indignation, but she seemed to be thinking too much to speak.

Now, here was a topic that I had avoided, and she had plumped it at me. Very well; she should have my view.

"If you mean that a gentleman cannot invite any respectable member of any race he pleases to dine privately

in his house"

"His house!" She was glowing now with it. I think he isI think he is to have one of themand even if

he likes it, not to remembercannot speak about him!" she wound up "I should say unbecoming things." She

had walked out, during these words, from behind the counter and as she stood there in the middle of the long

room you might have thought she was about to lead a cavalry charge. Then, admirably, she put it all under,

and spoke on with perfect selfcontrol. "Why can't somebody explain it to him? If I knew him, I would go to

him myself, and I would say, Mr. President, we need not discuss our different tastes as to dinner company.

Nor need we discuss how much you benefit the colored race by an act which makes every member of it

immediately think that be is fit to dine with any king in the world. But you are staying in a house which is

partly our house, ours, the South's, for we, too, pay taxes, you know. And since you also know our deep

feelingyou may even call it a prejudice, if it so pleases youdo you not think that, so long as you are

residing in that house, you should not gratuitously shock our deep feeling?" She swept a magnificent low

curtsy at the air.

"By Jove, Miss La Heu!" I exclaimed, "you put it so that it's rather hard to answer."

"I'm glad it strikes you so."

"But did it make them all think they were going to dine?"

"Hundreds of thousands. It was proof to them that they were as good as anybodyjust as good, without

reading or writing or anything. The very next day some of the laziest and dirtiest where we live had a new

strut, like the monkey when you put a red flannel cap on himonly the monkey doesn't push ladies off the

sidewalk. And that state of mind, you know," said Miss La Heu, softening down from wrath to her roguish

laugh, "isn't the right state of mind for racial progress! But I wasn't thinking of this. You know he has

appointed one of them to office here."

A light entered my brain: John Mayrant had a position at the Custom House! John Mayrant was subordinate

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I came squarely at it. "And so you wish him to resign his position?"

But I was ahead of her this time.

"The Chief of Customs?" she wonderingly murmured.

I brought her up with me now. "Did Miss Josephine St. Michael say it was over his left eye?"

The girl instantly looked everything she thought. "I believe you were present!" This was her highly

comprehensive exclamation, accompanied also by a blush as splendidly young as John Mayrant had been

while he so stammeringly brought out his wishes concerning the cake. I at once decided to deceive her

utterly, and therefore I spoke the exact truth: "No, I wasn't present."

They did their work, my true words; the false impression flowed out of them as smoothly as California claret

from a French bottle.

"I wonder who told you?" my victim remarked. "But it doesn't really matter. Everybody is bound to know it.

You surely were the last person with him in the churchyard?"

"Gracious!" I admitted again with splendidly mendacious veracity. "How we do find each other out in Kings

Port!"

It was not by any means the least of the delights which I took in the company of this charming girl that

sometimes she was too much for me, and sometimes I was too much for her. It was, of course, just the

accident of our ages; in a very few years she would catch up, would pass, would always be too much for me.

Well, today it was happily my turn; I wasn't going to finish lunch without knowing all she, at any rate, could

tell me about the left eye and the man in bed.

"Forty years ago," I now, with ingenuity, remarked, "I suppose it would have been pistols."

"She assented. "And I like that betterdon't youfor gentlemen?"

"Well, you mean that fists are"

"Yes," she finished for me.

"All the same," I maintained, "don't you think that there ought to be some correspondence, some proportion,

between the gravity of the cause and the gravity of"

"Let the coalheavers take to their fists!" she scornfully cried. "People of our class can't descend"

"Well, but," I interrupted, "then you give the coalheavers the palm for discrimination."

"How's that?"

"Why, perfectly! Your coalheaver kills for some offenses, while for lighter ones hegets a bruise over the

left eye."

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"Oh, we in the North notice certain degreesinsolence, impudence, impertinence, liberties, rudenessall

different."

She took up my phrase with a sudden odd quietness. "You in the North."

"Why, yes. We have, alas! to expect and allow for rudeness sometimes, even in our chosen few, and for

liberties in their chosen few; it's only the hotel clerk and the head waiter from whom we usually get

impudence; while insolence is the chronic condition of the Wall Street rich."

"You in the North!" she repeated. "And so your Northern eyes can't see it, after all!" At these words my

intelligence sailed into a great blank, while she continued: "Franklyand forgive me for saying itI was

hoping that you were one Northerner who would see it."

"But see what?" I barked in my despair.

She did not help me. "If I had been a man, nothing could have insulted me more than that. And that's what

you don't see," she regretfully finished. "It seems so strange."

I sat in the midst of my great blank, while her handsome eyes rested upon me. In them was that look of a

certain inquiry and a certain remoteness with which one pauses, in a museum, before some specimen of the

cavedwelling man.

"You comprehend so much," she meditated slowly, aloud; "you've been such an agreeable disappointment,

because your point of view is so often the same as ours." She was still surveying me with the specimen

expression, when it suddenly left her. "Do you mean to sit there and tell me," she broke out, "that you

wouldn't have resented it yourself?"

"O dear!" my mind lamentably said to itself, inside. Of what may have been the exterior that I presented to

her, sitting over my slice of Lady Baltimore, I can form no impression.

"Put yourself in his place," the girl continued.

"Ah," I gasped, "that is always so easy to say and so hard to do."

My remark proved not a happy one. She made a brief, cold pause over it, and then, as she wheeled round

from me, back to the counter: "No Southerner would let pass such an affront."

It was final. She regained her usual place, she resumed her ledger; the curly dog, who had come out to hear

our conversation, went in again; I was disgraced. Not only with the profile of her short, belligerent nose, but

with the chilly way in which she made her pencil move over the ledger, she told me plainly that my

selfrespect had failed to meet her tests. This was what my remarkable ingenuity had achieved for me. I

swallowed the last crumbs of Lady Baltimore, and went forward to settle the account.

"I suppose I'm scarcely entitled to ask for a fresh one tomorrow," I ventured. I am so fond of this cake."

Her officialness met me adequately. "Certainly the public is entitled to whatever we print upon our

billoffare."

Now this was going to be too bad! Henceforth I was to rank merely as "the public," no matter how much

Lady Baltimore I should lunch upon! A happy thought seized me, and I spoke out instantly on the strength of

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"Miss La Heu, I've a confession to make."

But upon this beginning of mine the inauspicious door opened and young John Mayrant came in. It was all

right about his left eye; anybody could see that bruise!

"Oh!" he exclaimed, hearty, but somewhat disconcerted. "To think of finding you here! You're going? But I'll

see you later?"

"I hope so," I said. "You know where I work."

"Yesyes. I'll come. We've all sorts of things more to say, haven't we? Wegoodby!"

Did I hear, as I gained the street, something being said about the General, and the state of his health?

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You may imagine in what state of wondering I went out of that place, and how little I could now do away

with my curiosity. By the droll looks and headturnings which followed me from strangers that passed me by

in the street, I was made aware that I must be talking aloud to myself, and the words which I had evidently

uttered were these: "But who in the world can he have smashed up?"

Of course, beneath the public stare and smile I kept the rest of my thoughts to myself; yet they so possessed

and took me from my surroundings, that presently, while crossing Royal Street, I was nearly run down by an

electric car. Nor did even this serve to disperse my preoccupation; my walk back to Court and Chancel streets

is as if it had not been; I can remember nothing about it, and the first account that I took of external objects

was to find myself sitting in my accustomed chair in the Library, with the accustomed row of books about the

battle of Cowpens waiting on the table in front of me. How long we had thus been facing each other, the

books and I, I've not a notion. And with such mysterious machinery are we human beings filledmachinery

that is in motion all the while, whether we are aware of it or notthat now, with some part of my mind, and

with my pencil assisting, I composed several stanzas to my kingly ancestor, the goal of my fruitless search;

and yet during the whole process of my metrical exercise I was really thinking and wondering about John

Mayrant, his battles and his loves.

          ODE ON INTIMATIONS OF ROYALTY

          I sing to thee, thou Great Unknown,

          Who canst connect me with a throne

          Through uncle, cousin, aunt, or sister,

          But not, I trust, through bar sinister.

          Chorus:

          Gules! Gules! and a cuckoo peccant!

Such was the frivolous opening of my poem, which, as it progressed, grew even less edifying; I have quoted

this fragment merely to show you how little reverence for the Selected Salic Scions was by this time left in

my spirit, and not because the verses themselves are in the least meritorious; they should serve as a model for

no seriousminded singer, and they afford a striking instance of that volatile mood, not to say that inclination

to ribaldry, which will at seasons crop out in me, do what I will. It is my hope that age may help me to

subdue this, although I have observed it in some very old men.

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believe were altogether respectful. I deplored my lack of success in discovering the link that was missing

between me and king's blood; I intimated my conviction that further effort on my part would still be met with

failure; and I renounced with fitting expressions of disappointment my candidateship for the Scions thanking

Aunt Carola for her generosity, by which I must now no longer profit. I added that I should remain in Kings

Port for the present, as I was finding the climate of decided benefit to my health, and the courtesy of the

people an education in itself.

Whatever pain at missing the glory of becoming a Scion may have lingered with me after this was much

assuaged in a few days by my reading an article in a New York paper, which gave an account of a meeting of

my Aunt's Society, held in that city. My attention was attracted to this article by the prominent heading given

to it: THEY WORE THEIR CROWNS. This in very conspicuous Roman capitals, caused me to sit up. There

must have been truth in some of it, because the food eaten by the Scions was mentioned as consisting of

sandwiches, sherry and croquettes; yet I think that the statement that the members present addressed each

other according to the royal families from which they severally traced descent, as, for example, Brother

Guelph and Sister Plantagenet, can scarce have beers aught but an exaggeration; nevertheless, the article

brought me undeniable consolation for my disappointment.

After finishing my letter to Aunt Carola I should have hastened out to post it and escape from Cowpens, had I

not remembered that John Mayrant had more or less promised to meet me here. Now, there was but a slender

chance that he boy would speak to me on the subject of his late encounter; this I must learn from other

sources; but he might speak to me about something that would open a way for my hostile preparations against

Miss Rieppe. So far he had not touched upon his impending marriage in any way, but this reserve concerning

a fact generally known among the people whom I was seeing could hardly go on long without becoming

ridiculous. If he should shun mention of it today, I would take this as a plain sign that he did not look

forward to it with the enthusiasm which a lover ought to feel for his approaching bliss; and on such silence

from him I would begin, if I could, to undermine his intention of keeping an engagement of the heart when

the heart no longer entered into it.

While my thoughts continued to be busied over this lover and his concerns, I noticed the works of William

Shakespeare close beside me upon a shelf; and although it was with no special purpose in mind that I took out

one of the volumes and sat down with it to wait for John Mayrant, in a little while an inspiration came to me

from its pages, so that I was more anxious than ever the boy should not fail to meet me here in the Library.

Was it the bruise on his forehead that had perturbed his manner just now when he entered the Exchange? No,

this was not likely to be the reason, since he had been full as much embarrassed that first day of my seeing

him there, when he had given his order for Lady Baltimore so lamely that the girl behind the counter had

come to his aid. And what could it have been that he had begun to tell her today as I was leaving the place?

Was the making of that cake again to be postponed on account of the General's precarious health? And what

had been the nature of the insult which young John Mayrant had punished and was now commanded to shake

hands over? Could it in truth be the owner of the Hermana whom he had thrashed so well as to lay him up in

bed? That incident had damaged two people at least, the unknown vanquished combatant in his bodily

welfare, and me in my character as an upstanding man in the fierce feminine estimation of Miss La Heu; but

this injury it was my intention to set right; my confession to the girl behind the counter was merely delayed.

As I sat with Shakespeare open in my lap, I added to my store of reasoning one little new straw of argument

in favor of my opinion that John Mayrant was no longer at ease or happy about his love affair. I had never

before met any young man in whose manner nature was so finely tempered with good bringingup;

forwardness and shyness were alike absent from him, and his bearing had a sort of polished unconsciousness

as far removed from raw diffidence as it was from raw conceit; it was altogether a rare and charming address

in a youth of such true youthfulness, but it had failed him upon two occasions which I have already

mentioned. Both times that he had come to the Exchange he had stumbled in his usually prompt speech, lost

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quite plain to me: it was the nature of his errands to the Exchange. The first time he had been ordering the

cake for his own wedding, and today it was something about the wedding again. Evidently the high mettle

of his delicacy and breeding made him painfully conscious of the view which others must take of the part that

Miss Rieppe was playing in all thisa view from which it was out of his power to shield her; and it was this

consciousness that destroyed his composure. From what I was soon to learn of his fine and unmoved

disregard for unfavorable opinion when he felt his course to be the right one, I know that it was no thought at

all of his own scarcely heroic role during these days, but only the perception that outsiders must detect in his

affianced lady some of those very same qualities which had chilled his too precipitate passion for her, and left

him alone, without romance, without family sympathy, without social acclamations, with nothing indeed save

his highstrung notion of honor to help him bravely face the wedding march. How appalling must the

wedding march sound to a waiting bridegroom who sees the bride, that he no longer looks at except with

distaste and estrangement, coming nearer and nearer to him up the aisle! A funeral march would be gayer

than that music, I should think! The thought came to me to break out bluntly and say to him: "Countermand

the cake! She's only playing with you while that yachtsman is making up his mind." But there could be but

one outcome of such advice to John Mayrant: two people, instead of one, would be in bed suffering from

contusions. As I mused on the boy and his attractive and appealing character, I became more rejoiced than

ever that he had thrashed somebody, I cared not very much who nor yet very much why, so long as such

thrashing had been thorough, which seemed quite evidently and happily the case. He stood now in my eyes,

in some way that is too obscure for me to be able to explain to you, saved from some reproach whose subtlety

likewise eludes my powers of analysis.

It was already five minutes after three o'clock, my dinner hour, when he at length appeared in the Library;

and possibly I put some reproach into my greeting: "Won't you walk along with me to Mrs. Trevise's?" (That

was my boarding house.)

"I could not get away from the Custom House sooner," he explained; and into his eyes there came for a

moment that look of unrest and pre occupation which I had observed at times while we had discussed

Newport and alcoholic girls. The two subjects seemed certainly far enough apart! But he immediately began

upon a conversation briskly enoughso briskly that I suspected at once he had got his subject ready in

advance; he didn't want me to speak first, lest I turn the talk into channels embarrassing, such as bruised

foreheads or wedding cake. Well, this should not prevent me from dropping in his cup the wholesome bitters

which I had prepared.

"Well, sir! Well, sir!" such was his hearty preface. "I wonder if you're feeling ashamed of yourself?"

"Never when I read Shakespeare," I answered restoring the plume to its place.

He looked at the title. "Which one?"

"One of the unsuitable love affairs that was prevented in time."

"Romeo and Juliet?"

"No; Bottom and Titaniaand Romeo and JuIiet were not prevented in time. They had their bliss once and

to the full, and died before they caused each other anything but ecstasy. No weariness of routine, no tears of

disenchantment; complete love, completely realizedand finis! It's the happiest ending of all the plays."

He looked at me hard. "Sometimes I believe you're ironic!

I smiled at him. "A sign of the highest civilization, then. But please to think of Juliet after ten years of Romeo

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Rosamond, would have had no successors? Juliet would have been compelled to divorce Romeo, if only for

the children's sake.

"The children!" cried John Mayrant. "Why, it's for their sake deserted women abstain from divorce!"

"Juliet would see deeper than such mothers. She could not have her little sons and daughters grow up and

comprehend their father's absences, and see their mother's submission to his returns for such discovery would

scorch the marrow of any hearts they had."

At this, as we came out of the Library, he made an astonishing rejoinder, and one which I cannot in the least

account for: "South Carolina does not allow divorce."

"Then I should think," I said to him, "that all you people here would be doubly careful as to what manner of

husbands and wives you chose for yourselves."

Such a remark was sailing, you may say, almost within three points of the wind; and his own accidental

allusion to Romeo had brought it about with an aptness and a celerity which were better for my purpose than

anything I had privately developed from the text of Bottom and Titania; none the less, however, did I intend

to press into my service that fond couple also as basis for a moral, in spite of the sharp turn which those last

words of mine now caused him at once to give to our conversation. His quick reversion to the beginning of

the talk seemed like a dodging of remarks that hit too near home for him to relish hearing pursued.

"Well, sir," he resumed with the same initial briskness, "I was ashamed if you were not."

"I still don't make out what impropriety we have jointly committed."

"What do you think of the views you expressed about our country?"

"Oh! When we sat on the gravestones."

"What do you think about it today?"

I turned to him as we slowly walked toward Worship Street. "Did you say anything then that you would take

back now?"

He pondered, wrinkling his forehead. "Well, but all the same, didn't we give the present hour a pretty black

eye?"

"The present hour deserves a black eye, and two of them!"

He surveyed me squarely. "I believe you're a pessimist!"

"That is the first trashy thing I've heard you say."

"Thank you! At least admit you're scarcely an optimist."

"Optimist! Pessimist! Why, you're talking just like a newspaper!"

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"Then keep your vocabulary clean of bargaincounter words. A while ago the journalists had a furious run

upon the adjective 'unAmerican.' Anybody or anything that displeased them was 'unAmerican.' They ran it

into the ground, and in its place they have lately set up 'pessimist,' which certainly has a threatening

appearance. They don't know its meaning, and in their mouths it merely signifies that what a man says snakes

them feel personally uncomfortable. The word has become a dusty rag of slang. The arrested burglar very

likely calls the policeman a pessimist; and, speaking reverently and with no intention to shock you, the

scribes and Pharisees would undoubtedly have called Christ a pessimist when He called them hypocrites, had

they been acquainted with the word."

Once more my remarks drew from the boy an unexpected rejoinder. We had turned into Worship Street, and,

as we passed the churchyard, he stopped and laid his hand upon the railing of the pate.

"You don't shock me," he said; and then: "But you would shock my aunts." He paused, gazing into the

churchyard, before he continued more slowly: "And so should Iif they knew itshock them."

"If they knew what?" I asked.

His hand indicated a sculptured crucifix near by.

"Do you believe everything still?" he answered. "Can you?"

As he looked at me, I suppose that he read negation in my eyes.

"No more can I," he murmured. Again he looked in among the tombstones and flowers, where the old

custodian saw us and took off his hat. "Howdy, Daddy Ben!" John Mayrant returned pleasantly, and then

resuming to me: "No more can I believe everything." Then he gave a brief, comical laugh. "And I hope my

aunts won't find that out! They would think me gone to perdition indeed. But I always go to church here" (he

pointed to the quiet building, which, for all its modest size and simplicity, had a stately and inexpressible

charm), "because I like to kneel where my mother said her prayers, you know." He flushed a little over this

confidence into which he had fallen, but he continued: "I like the words of the service, too, and I don't ask

myself overcuriously what I do believe; but there's a permanent something within usa Greater Self

don't you think?"

"A permanent something," I assented, "which has created all the religions all over the earth from the

beginning, and of which Christianity itself is merely one of the present temples."

He made an exclamation at my word "present."

"Do you think anything in this world is final?" I asked him.

"But" he began, somewhat at a loss.

"Haven't you found out yet that human nature is the one indestructible reality that we know?"

"But" he began again.

"Don't we have the 'latest thing' all the time, and never the ultimate thing, never, never? The latest thing in

women's hats is that hugebrimmed affair with the veil as voluminous as a doublebed mosquito netting.

That hat will look improbable next spring. The latest thing in science is radium. Radium has exploded the

conservation of energy theoryturned it into a last year's hat. Answer me, if Christianity is the same as when

it wore among its savage ornaments a devil with horns and a flaming Hell! Forever and forever the human


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race reaches out its hand and shapes some system, some creed, some government, and declares: 'This is at

length the final thing, the cureall,' and lo and behold, something flowing and eternal in the race itself

presently splits the creed and the government to pieces! Truth is a very marvelous thing. We feel it; it can fill

our eyes with tears, our hearts with joy, it can make us die for it; but once our human lips attempt to

formulate and thus imprison it, it becomes a lie. You cannot shut truth up in any words."

"But it shall prevail!" the boy exclaimed with a sort of passion.

"Everything prevails," I answered him.

"I don't like that," he said.

"Neither do I," I returned. "But Jacob got Esau's inheritance by a mean trick."

"Jacob was punished for it."

"Did that help Esau much?"

"You are a pessimist!"

"Just because I see Jacob and Esau today, alive and kicking in Wall Street, Washington, Newport,

everywhere?"

"You're no optimist, anyhow!"

"I hope I'm blind in neither eye."

"You don't give us credit"

"For what?"

"For what we've accomplished since Jacob."

"Printing, steam, and electricity, for instance? They spread the Bible and the yellow journal with equal

velocity."

"I don't mean science. Take our institutions."

"Well, we've accomplished hospitals and the stock marketa pretty even setoff between God and the

devil."

He laughed. "You don't take a high view of us!"

"Nor a low one. I don't play ostrich with any of the staring permanences of human nature. We're just as noble

today as David was sometimes, and just as bestial today as David was sometimes, and we've every

possibility inside us all the time, whether we paint our naked skins, or wear steel armor or starched shirts."

"Well, I believe good is the guiding power in the world."

"Oh, John Mayrant! Good and evil draw us on like a span of horses, sometimes like a tandem, taking turns in

the lead. Order has melted into disorder, and disorder into new orderhow many times?"


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"But better each time."

"How can you know, who never lived in any age but your own?"

"I know we have a higher ideal."

"Have we? The Greek was taught to love his neighbor as himself. He gave his great teacher a cup of poison.

We gave ours the cross."

Again he looked away from me into the sweet old churchyard. "I can't answer you, but I don't believe it."

This brought me to gayety. "That's unanswerable, anyhow!"

He still stared at the graves. "Those people in there didn't think all these uncomfortable things."

"Ah! no! They belonged in the first volume of the history of our national soul, before the bloom was off us."

"That's an odd notion! And pray what volume are we in now?"

"Only the second."

"Since when?"

"Since that momentous picnic, the Spanish War!"

"I don't see how that took the bloom off us."

"It didn't. It merely waked Europe up to the facts."

"Our battleships, you mean?"

"Our steel rails, our gold coffers, our roaring affluence."

"And our very accurate shooting!" he insisted; for he was a Southerner, and man's gallantry appealed to him

more than man's industry.

I laughed. "Yes, indeed! We may say that the Spanish War closed our first volume with a bang. And now in

the second we bid goodby to the virgin wilderness, for it's explored; to the Indian, for he's conquered; to the

pioneer, for he's dead; we've finished our wild, romantic adolescence and we find ourselves a recognized

world power of eighty million people, and of general commercial endlessness, and playtime over."

I think, John Mayrant now asserted, "that it is going too far to say the bloom is off us."

"Oh, you'll find snow in the woods away into April and May. The freedomloving American, the embattled

farmer, is not yet extinct in the far recesses. But the great cities grow like a creeping paralysis over freedom,

and the man from the country is walking into them all the time because the poor, restless fellow believes

wealth awaits him on their pavements. And when he doesn't go to them, they come to him. The Wall Street

bucketshop goes fishing in the woods with wires a thousand miles long; and so we exchange the solid

trailblazing enterprise of Volume One for Volume Two's electric unrest. In Volume One our wagon was

hitched to the star of liberty. Capital and labor have cut the traces. The labor union forbids the workingman to

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us call ourselves the land of the free while such things go on. We're all thinking a deal too much about our

pockets nowadays. Eternal vigilance cannot watch liberty and the ticker at the same time.

"Well," said John Mayrant, "we're not thinking about our pockets in Kings Port, because" (and here there

came into his voice and face that sudden humor which made him so delightful)"because we haven't got any

pockets to think of!"

This brought me down to cheerfulness from my flight among the cold clouds.

He continued: "Any more lamentations, Mr. Jeremiah?"

"Those who begin to call names, John Mayrantbut never mind! I could lament you sick if I chose to go on

about our corporations and corruption that I see with my pessimistic eye; but the other eye sees the American

man himselfthe type that our eighty millions on the whole melt into and to which my heart warms each

time I land again from more polished and colder shoresmy optimistic eye sees that American dealing

adequately with these political diseases. For stronger even than his kindness, his ability, and his dishonesty is

his selfpreservation. He's going to stand up for the 'open shop' and sit down on the 'trust'; and I assure you

that I don't in the least resemble the Evening Post."

A look of inquiry was in John Mayrant's features.

"The New York Evening Post," I repeated with surprise. Still the inquiry of his face remained.

"Oh, fortunate youth!" I cried. "To have escaped the New York Evening Post!"

"Is it so heinous?"

"Well! ... well! ... how exactly describe it? ... make you see it? ... It's partially tonguetied, a sad victim of its

own excesses. Habitual overindulgence in blaming has given it a painful stutter when attempting praise; it's

the sprucely written sheet of the supercilious; it's the afterdinner pill of the American who prefers Europe;

it's our Republic's common scold, the Xantippe of journalism, the paper without a country."

"The paper without a country! That's very good!"

"Oh, no! I'll tell you something much better, but it is not mine. A clever New Yorker said that what with The

Sun"

"I know that paper."

"what with The Sun making vice so attractive in the morning and the Post making virtue so odious in the

evening, it was very hard for a man to be good in New York."

"I fear I should subscribe to The Sun," said John Mayrant. He took his hand from the churchgate railing, and

we had turned to stroll down Worship Street when he was unexpectedly addressed.

For some minutes, while John Mayrant and I had been talking, I had grown aware, without taking any

definite note of it, that the old custodian of the churchyard, Daddy Ben, had come slowly near us from the

distant corner of his demesne, where he had been (to all appearances) engaged in some trifling activity among

the flowersperhaps picking off the faded blossoms. It now came home to me that the venerable negro had

really been, in a surreptitious way, watching John Mayrant, and waiting for somethingeither for the right

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"Mas' John!" he called quite softly. His tone was fairly padded with caution, and I saw that in the pause

which followed, his eye shot a swift look at the bruise on Mayrant's forehead, and another look, equally swift,

at me

"Well, Daddy Ben, what is it?"

The custodian shunted close to the gate which separated him from us. "Mas' John, I speck de President he

dun' know de cullud people like we knows 'um, else he nebber bin 'pint dat ar boss in de Cussum House, no,

sah."

After this effort he wiped his forehead and breathed hard.

To my astonishment, the effort brought immediately a stern change over John Mayrant's face; then he

answered in the kindest tones, "Thank you, Daddy Ben."

This answer interpreted for me the whole thing, which otherwise would have been obscure enough: the old

man held it to be an indignity that his young "Mas' John" should, by the President's act, find himself the

subordinate of a member of the black race, and he had just now, in his perspiring effort, expressed his

sympathy! Why he had chosen this particular moment (after quite obvious debate with himself) I did not see

until somewhat later.

He now left us standing at the gate; and it was not for some moments that John Mayrant spoke again,

evidently closing, for our two selves, this delicate subject.

"I wish we had not got into that second volume of yours."

"That's not progressive."

"I hate progress."

"What's the use? Better grow old gracefully!

          "'Qui no pas I'esprif de son age

          De son age a tout le malheur.'"

"Well, I'm personally not growing old, just yet."

"Neither is the United States."

"Well, I don't know. It's too easy for sick or worthless people to survive nowadays. They are clotting up our

square miles very fast. Philanthropists don't seem to remember that you can beget children a great deal faster

than you can educate them; and at this rate I believe universal suffrage will kill us off before our time."

"Do not believe it! We are going to find out that universal suffrage is like the appendixuseful at an early

stage of the race's evolution but today merely a threat to life."

He thought this over. "But a surgical operation is pretty serious, you know."

"It'll be done by absorption. Why, you've begun it yourselves, and so has Massachusetts. The appendix will

be removed, black and whiteand I shouldn't much fear surgery. We're not nearly civilized enough yet to

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crudity to rottenness without a pause at maturity."

"That is the old, old story," he said.

"Yes; is there anything new under the sun?"

He was gloomy. "Nothing, I suppose." Then the gloom lightened. "Nothing new under the sunexcept the

fashionable families of Newport!"

This again brought us from the clouds of speculation down to Worship Street, where we were walking toward

South Place. It also unexpectedly furnished me with the means to lead back our talk so gently, without a jolt

or a jerk, to my moral and the delicate topic of matrimony from which he had dodged away, that he never

awoke to what was coming until it had come. He began pointing out, as we passed them, certain houses

which were now, or had at some period been, the dwellings of his many relatives: "My cousin Julia

Soandso lives there," he would say; or, "My greatuncle, known as Regent Tom, owned that before the

War"; and once, "The Rev. Joseph Priedieu, my greatgrandfather, built that house to marry his fifth wife in,

but the grave claimed him first."

So I asked him a riddle. "What is the difference between Kings Port and Newport?"

This he, of course, gave up.

"Here you are all connected by marriage, and there they are all connected by divorce."

"That's true!" he cried. "that's very true. I met the most embarrassingly catercornered families."

"Oh, they weren't embarrassed!" I interjected.

"No, but I was," said John.

"And you told me you weren't innocent!" I exclaimed. "They are going to institute a divorce march," I

continued. "'Lohengrin' or 'Midsummer Night's Dream' played backward. They have not settled which it is

to be taught in the nursery with the other kindergarten melodies."

He was still unsuspectingly diverted; and we walked along until we turned in the direction of my

boardinghouse.

"Did you ever notice," I now said, "what a perpetual allegory 'MidsummerNight's Dream' contains?"

"I thought it was just a fairy sort of thing."

"Yes, but when a great poet sets his hand to a fairy sort of thing, you getwell, you get poor Titania."

"She fell in love with a jackass," he remarked. "Puck bewitched her."

"Precisely. A lovely woman with her arms around a jackass. Does that never happen in Kings Port?"

He began smiling to himself. "I'm afraid Puck isn't all dead yet."

I was now in a position to begin dropping my bitters. "Shakespeare was probably too gallant to put it the

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"Yes," he muttered. "Yes."

I followed with another drop. "Titania got out of it. It is not always solved so easily."

"No," he muttered. "No." It was quite evident that the flavor of my bitters reached him.

He was walking slowly, with his head down, and frowning hard. We had now come to the steps of my

boardinghouse, and I dropped my last drop. "But a disenchanted woman has the best of itbefore marriage,

at least."

He looked up quickly. "How?"

I evinced surprise. "Why, she can always break off honorably, and we never can, I suppose."

For the third time this day he made me an astonishing rejoinder: "Would you like to take orders from a

negro?"

It reduced me to stammering. "I have neversuch a juncture has never"

"Of course you wouldn't. Even a Northerner!"

His face, as he said this, was a single glittering piece of fierceness. I was still so much taken aback that I said

rather flatly: "But who has to?"

"I have to." With this he abruptly turned on his heel and left me standing on the steps. For a moment I stared

after him; and then, as I rang the bell, he was back again; and with that formality which at times overtook him

he began: "I will ask you to excuse my hasty"

"Oh, John Mayrant! What a notion!"

But he was by no means to be put off, and he proceeded with stiffer formality: "I feel that I have not acted

politely just now, and I beg to assure you that I intended no slight."

My first impulse was to lay a hand upon his shoulder and say to him: "My dear fellow, stuff and nonsense!"

Thus I should have treated any Northern friend; but here was no Northerner. I am glad that I had the sense to

feel that any careless, goodnatured putting away of his deliberate and definitely tendered apology would

seem to him a "slight" on my part. His punctilious value for certain observances between man and man

reached me suddenly and deeply, and took me far from the familiarity which breeds contempt.

"Why, John Mayrant," I said, "you could never offend me unless I thought that you wished to, and how

should I possibly think that?"

"Thank you," he replied very simply.

I rang the bell a second time. "If we can get into the house," I suggested, "won't you stop and dine with me?"

He was going to accept. "I shall be" he had begun, in tones of gratification, when in one instant his face

was stricken with complete dismay. "I had forgotten," he said; and this time he was gone indeed, and in a

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What was the matter now? You will naturally think that it was an appointment with his ladylove which he

had forgotten; this was certainly my supposition as I turned again to the front door. There stood one of the

waitresses, glaring with her white eyes half out of her black face at the already distant back of John Mayrant.

"Oh!" I thought; but, before I could think any more, the tall, dreadful boarderthe lady whom I secretly

called Junoswept up the steps, and by me into the house, with a dignity that one might term deafening.

The waitress now muttered, or rather sang, a series of pious apostrophes. "Oh, Lawd, de rampages and de

ructions! Oh, Lawd, sinner is in my way, Daniel!" She was strongly, but I think pleasurably, excited; and she

next turned to me with a most natural grin, and saying, "Chick'n's mos' gone, sah," she went back to the

dining room.

This admonition sent me upstairs to make as hasty a toilet as I could.

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Each recent remarkable occurrence had obliterated its predecessor, and it was with difficulty that I made a

straight parting in my hair. Had it been Miss Rieppe that John so suddenly ran away to? It seemed now more

as if the boy had been running away from somebody. The waitress had stared at him with extraordinary

interest; she had seen his bruise; perhaps she knew how he had got it. Her excitementhad he smashed up

his official superior at the custom house? That would be an impossible thing, I told myself instantly; as well

might a nobleman cross swords with a peasant. Perhaps the stare of the waitress had reminded him of his

bruise, and he might have felt disinclined to show himself with it in a company of gossiping strangers. Still,

that would scarcely account for it the dismay with which he had so suddenly left me. Was Juno the

causeshe had come up behind me; he must have seen her and her portentous manner approachinghad

the boy fled from her?

And then, his fierce outbreak about taking orders from a negro when I was moralizing over the misfortune of

marrying a jackass! I got a sort of parting in my hair, and went down to the dining room.

Juno was there before me, with her bonnet, or rather her headdress, still on, and I heard her making apologies

to Mrs. Trevise for being so late. Mrs. Trevise, of course, sat at the head of her table, and Juno sat at her right

hand. I was very glad not to have a seat near Juno, because this lady was, as I have already hinted, an

intolerable person to me. Either her Southern social position or her rent (she took the whole second floor,

except Mrs. Trevise's own rooms) was of importance to Mrs. Trevise; but I assure you that her ways kept our

landlady's cold, impervious tact watchful from the beginning to the end of almost every meal. Juno was one

of those persons who possess so many and such strong feelings themselves that they think they have all the

feelings there are; at least, they certainly consider no one's feelings but their own. She possessed an

inexhaustible store of anecdote, but it was exclusively about our Civil War; you would have supposed that

nothing else had ever happened in the world. When conversation among the rest of us became general, she

preserved a cold and acrid inattention; when the fancy took her to open her own mouth, it was always to

begin some reminiscence, and the reminiscence always began: "In September, 1862, when the Northern

vandals," etc., etc., or" When the Northern vandals were repulsed by my husband's cousin, General Braxton

Bragg," etc., etc. Now it was not that I was personally wounded by the term, because at the time of the

vandals I was not even born, and also because I know that vandals cannot be kept out of any army. Deeply as

I believed the March to the Sea to have been imperative, of "Sherman's bummers" and their excesses I had a

fair historic knowledge and a very poor opinion; and this I should have been glad to tell Juno, had she ever

given me the chance; but her immodest sympathy for herself froze all sympathy for her. Why could she not

preserve a wellbred silence upon her sufferings, as did the other old ladies I had met in Kings Port? Why did

she drag them in, thrust them, poke them, shove them at you? Thus it was that for her insulting disregard of

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my grandmother, it was, of course, out of the question that I should retaliate. When she got very bad indeed,

it was calm Mrs. Trevise's last, but effective, resort to tinkle a little handbell and scold one of the waitresses

whom its sound would then summon from the kitchen. This bell was tinkled not always by any means for my

sake; other travellers from the North there were who came and went, pausing at Kings Port between Florida

and their habitual abodes.

At present our company consisted of Juno; a middleclass Englishman employed in some business capacity

in town; a pair of very young honeymooners from the "upcountry"; a Louisiana poetess, who wore the long,

cylindrical ringlets of 1830, and who was attending a convention the Daughters of Dixie; two or three males

and females, best described as et ceteras; and myself. "I shall only take a mouthful for the sake of

nourishment," Juno was announcing, "and then I shall return to his bedside."

"Is he very suffering?" inquired the poetess, in melodious accent.

"It was an infamous onslaught," Juno replied.

The poetess threw up her eyes and crooned, "Noble, doughty champion!"

"You may say so indeed, madam," said Juno.

"Raw beefsteak's jolly good for your eye," observed the Briton.

This suggestion did not appear to be heard by Juno.

"I had a row with a chap," the Briton continued. He's my best friend now. He made me put raw beefsteak"

"I thank you," interrupted Juno. "He requires no beefsteak, raw or cooked."

The face of the Briton reddened. "Too groggy to eat, is he?"

Mrs. Trevise tinkled her bell. "Daphne! I have said to you twice to hand those yams."

"I done handed 'em twice, ma'am."

"Hand them right away, Daphne, and don't be so forgetful." It was not easy to disturb the composure of Mrs.

Trevise.

The poetess now took up the broken thread. "Had I a son," she declared, "I would sooner witness him starve

than hear him take orders from a menial race."

"But mightn't starving be harder for him to experience than for you to witness, y' know?" asked the Briton.

At this one of the et ceteras made a sort of snuffing noise, and ate his dinner hard.

It was the male honeymooner who next spoke. "Must have been quite a tussle, ma'am."

"It was an infamous onslaught!" repeated Juno. "Wish I'd seen it!" sighed the honeymooner.

His bride smiled at him beamingly. "You'd have felt right lonesome to be out of it, David."

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"But must your nephew apologize besides taking a licking?" inquired the Briton.

Juno turned an awful face upon hint. "It is from his brutal assailant that apologies are due. Mr. Mayrant's

family" (she paused here for blighting emphasis) "are wellbred people, and he will be coerced into behaving

like a gentleman for once."

I checked an impulse here to speak out and express my doubts as to the family coercion being founded upon

any dissatisfaction with John's conduct.

"I wonder if reading or recitation might not soothe your nephew?" said the poetess, now.

"I should doubt it," answered Juno. "I have just come from his bedside."

"I should so like to soothe him, if I could," the poetess murmured. "If he were well enough to hear my

convention ode"

"He is not nearly well enough," said Juno.

The et cetera here coughed and blew his nose so remarkably that we all started.

A short silence followed, which Juno relieved.

"I will give the young ruffian's family the credit they deserve," she stated. "The whole connection despises

his keeping the position."

"Another et cetera now came into it. "Is it known what exactly precipitated the occurrence?"

Juno turned to him. "My nephew is a gentleman from whose lips no unworthy word could ever fall.'

"Oh!" said the et cetera, mildly. "He said something, then?"

"He conveyed a wellmerited rebuke in fitting terms."

"What were the terms?" inquired the Briton.

Juno again did not hear him. "It was after a friendly game of cards. My nephew protested against any

gentleman remaining at the custom house since the recent insulting appointment."

I was now almost the only member of the party who had preserved strict silence throughout this very

interesting conversation, because, having no wish to converse with Juno at any time, I especially did not

desire it now, just after her seeing me (I thought she must have seen me) in amicable conference with the

object of her formidable displeasure.

"Every Mayrant is ferocious that I ever heard of," she continued. "You cannot trust that seemingly delicate

and human exterior. His father had it, toodeceiving exterior and raging interior, though I will say for that

one that he would never have stooped to humiliate the family name as his son is doing. His regiment was near

by when the Northern vandals burned our courthouse, and he made them run, I can tell you! It's a mercy for

that poor girl that the scales have dropped from her eyes and she has broken her engagement with him."

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Juno stared at the intruder.

Mrs. Trevise drawled a calm contribution. "The father died before this boy was born."

"Oh, I see!" murmured the et cetera, gratefully.

Juno proceeded. "No woman's life would be safe with him."

"But mightn't he be safer for a person's niece than for their nephew?" said the Briton.

Mrs. Trevise's hand moved toward the bell.

But Juno answered the question mournfully: "With such hereditary bloodthirstiness, who can tell?" And so

Mrs. Trevise moved her hand away again.

"Excuse me, but do you know if the other gentleman is laid up, too?" inquired the male honeymooner,

hopefully.

"I am happy to understand that he is," replied Juno.

In sheer amazement I burst out, "Oh!" and abruptly stopped.

But it was too late. I had instantly become the centre of interest. The et ceteras and honeymooners craned

their necks; the Briton leaned toward me from opposite; the poetess, who had worn an absent expression

since being told that the injured champion was not nearly well enough to listen to her ode, now put on her

glasses and gazed at me kindly; while Juno reared her headdress and spoke, not to me, but to the air in my

general neighborhood.

"Has any one later intelligence than what I bring from my nephew's bedside?"

So she hadn't perceived who my companion at the step had been! Well, she should be enlightened, they all

should be enlightened, and vengeance was mine. I spoke with gentleness:

"Your nephew's impressions, I fear, are still confused by his deplorable misadventure."

"May I ask what you know about his impressions?"

Out of the corner of my eye I saw the hand of Mrs. Trevise move toward her bell; but she wished to hear all

about it more than she wished concord at her harmonious table; and the hand stopped.

Juno spoke again. "Who, pray, has later news than what I bring?"

My enemy was in my hand; and an enemy in the hand is worth I don't know how many in the bush.

I answered most gently: "I do not come from Mr. Mayrant's bedside, because I have just left him at the front

door in sound healthsaving a bruise over his left eye."

During a second we all sat in a highstrung silence, and then Juno became truly superb. "Who sees the scars

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It took away my breath; my battle would have been lost, when the Briton suggested: "But mayn't he have

shown those to his Aunt?"

We sat in no silence now; the first et cetera made extraordinary sounds on his plate, Mrs. Trevise tinkled her

handbell with more unction than I had ever yet seen in her; and while she and Daphne interchanged streams

of severe words which I was too disconcerted to follow, the other et ceteras and the honeymooners hectically

effervesced into small talk. I presently found myself eating our last course amid a reestablished calm, when,

with a rustle, Juno swept out from among us, to return (I suppose) to the bedside. As she passed behind the

Briton's chair, that invaluable person kicked me under the table, and on my raising my eyes to him he gave

me a large, robust wink.

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I now burned to put many questions to the rest of the company. If, through my foolish and outreaching

slyness with the girl behind the counter, the door of my comprehension had been shut, Juno had now opened

it sufficiently wide for a number of facts to come crowding in, so to speak, abreast. Indeed, their

simultaneous arrival was not a little confusing, as if several visitors had burst in upon me and at once begun

speaking loudly, each shouting a separate and important matter which demanded my intelligent consideration.

John Mayrant worked in the custom house, and Kings Port frowned upon this; not merely Kings Port in

generalwhich counted little with the boy, if indeed he noticed general opinion at allbut the boy's

particular Kings Port, his severe old aunts, and his cousins, and the pretty girl at the Exchange, and the men

he played cards with, all these frowned upon it, too; yet even this condemnation one could disregard if some

lofty personal principle, some pledge to one's own sacred honor, were at stakebut here was no such thing:

John Mayrant hated the position himself. The salary? No, the salary would count for nothing in the face of

such a prejudice as I had seen glitter from his eye! A strong, clever youth of twentythree, with the world

before him, and no one to supportstop! Hortense Rieppe! There was the lofty personal principle, the sacred

pledge to honor; he was engaged presently to endow her with all his worldly goods; and to perform this

faithfully a bridegroom must not, no matter how little he liked "taking orders from a negro," fling away his

worldly goods some few days before he was to pronounce his bridegroom's vow. So here, at Mrs. Trevise's

dinnertable, I caught for one moment, to the full, a vision of the unhappy boy's plight; he was sticking to a

task which he loathed that he might support a wife whom he no longer desired. Such, as he saw it, was his

duty; and nobody, not even a soul of his kin or his kind, gave him a word or a thought of understanding, gave

him anything except the cold shoulder. Yes; from one soul he had got a signfrom aged Daddy Ben, at the

churchyard gate; and amid my jostling surmises and conclusions, that quaint speech of the old negro, that

little act of fidelity and affection from the heart of a black man, took on a strange pathos in its isolation amid

the general harshness of his white superiors. Over this it was that I was pausing when, all in a second,

perplexity again ruled my meditations. Juno had said that the engagement was broken. Well, if that were the

caseBut was it likely to be the case? Juno's agreeable habit, a habit grown familiar to all of us in the house,

was to sprinkle about, along with her vitriol, liberal quantities of the byproduct of inaccuracy. Mingled with

her latest illustrations, she had poured out for us one good dose of falsehood, the antidote for which it had

been my happy office to administer on the spot. If John Mayrant wasn't in bed from the wounds of combat, as

she had given us to suppose, perhaps Hortense Rieppe hadn't released him from his plighted troth, as Juno

had also announced; and distinct relief filled me when I reasoned this out. I leave others to reason out why it

was relief, and why a dull disappointment had come over me at the news that the match was off. This, for me,

should have been good news, when you consider that I had been so lately telling myself such a marriage must

not be, that I must myself, somehow (since no one else would), step in and arrest the calamity; and it seems

odd that I should have felt this blankness and regret upon learning that the parties had happily settled it for

themselves, and hence my difficult and delicate assistance was never to be needed by them.

Did any one else now sitting at our table know of Miss Rieppe's reported act? What particulars concerning

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from Master Mayrant's lusty blows. One could readily guess the manner in which young John, with his

pentup fury over the custom house, would "land" his chastisement all over the person of any rash critic! And

what a talking about it must be going on everywhere today! If Kings Port tongues had been set in motion

over me and my small notebook in a library, the whole town must be buzzing over every bruise given and

taken in this evidently emphatic battle. I had hoped to glean some more precise information from my

fellowboarders after Juno had disembarrassed us of her sonorous presence; but even if they were possessed

of all the facts which I lacked, Mrs. Trevise in some masterly fashion of her own banished the subject from

further discussion. She held us off from it chiefly, I think, by adopting a certain upright posture in her chair,

and a certain tone when she inquired if we wished a second help of the pudding. After thirtyfive years of

boarders and butchers, life held no secrets or surprises for her; she was a mature, lone, disenchanted, able

lady, and even her silence was like an arm of the law.

An all too brief conversation, nipped by Mrs. Trevise at a stage even earlier than the bud, revealed to me that

perhaps my fellowboarders would have been glad to ask me questions, too.

It was the male honeymooner who addressed me. "Did I understand you to say, sir, that Mr. Mayrant had

received a bruise over his left eye?"

"Daphne!" called out Mrs. Trevise, "Mr. Henderson will take an orange."

And so we finished our meal without further reference to eyes, or noses, or anything of the sort. It was just as

well, I reflected, when I reached my room, that I on my side had been asked no questions, since I most likely

knew less than the others who had heard all that Juno had to say; and it would have been humiliating, after

my superb appearance of knowing more, to explain that John Mayrant had walked with me all the way from

the Library, and never told me a word about the affair.

This reflection increased my esteem for the boy's admirable reticence. What private matter of his own had I

ever learned from him? It was other people, invariably, who told me of his troubles. There had been that

single, quickly controlled outbreak about his position in the Custom House, and also he had let fall that

touching word concerning his faith and his liking to say his prayers in the place where his mother had said

them; beyond this, there had never yet been anything of all that must at the present moment be intimately

stirring in his heart.

Should I "like to take orders from a negro?" Put personally, it came to me now as a new idea came as

something which had never entered my mind before, not even as an abstract hypothesis I didn't have to think

before reaching the answer though; something within me, which you ma call what you pleaseconvention,

prejudice, instinctsomething answered most prompt and emphatically in the negative. I revolved in my

mind as I tried to pack into a box a number of objects that I had bought in one or to "antique" shops. They

wouldn't go in, the objects; they were of defeating and recalcitrant shapes, and of hostile materialsglass

and brassand I must have a larger box made, and in that case I would buy this afternoon the other

kettlesupporter (I forget its right name) and have the whole lot decently packed. Take orders from a colored

man? Have him give you directions, dictate you letters, discipline you if you were unpunctual? No, indeed!

And if such were my feeling, how must this young Southerner feel? With this in my mind, I made sure that

the part in my back hair was right, and after that precaution soon found myself on my way, in a way

somewhat roundabout, to the kettlesupporter sauntering northward along High Walk, and stopping often;

the town, and the water, and the distant shores all were so lovely, so belonged to one another, so melted into

one gentle impression of wistfulness and tenderness! I leaned upon the stone parapet and enjoyed the quiet

which every surrounding detail brought to my senses. How could John Mayrant endure such a situation? I

continued to wonder; and I also continued to assure myself it was absurd to suppose that the engagement was

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The shutting of a front door across the street almost directly behind me attracted my attention because of its

being the first sound that had hap pened in noiseless, empty High Walk since I had been strolling there; and

I turned from the parapet to see that I was no longer the solitary person in the street. Two ladies, one tall and

one diminutive, both in black and with long black veils which they had put back from their faces, were

evidently coming from a visit. As the tall one bowed to me I recognized Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, and took

off my hat. It was not until they had crossed the street and come up the stone steps near where I stood on

High Walk that the little lady also bowed to me; she was Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael, and from something in

her prim yet charming manner I gathered that she held it to be not perfectly wellbred in a lady to greet a

gentleman across the width of a public highway, and that she could have wished that her tall companion had

not thus greeted me, a stranger likely to comment upon Kings Port manners. In her eyes, such free

deportment evidently went with her tall companion's method of speech: hadn't the little lady informed me

during our first brief meeting that Kings Port at times thought Mrs. Gregory St. Michael's tongue "too

downright"?

The two ladies having graciously granted me permission to join them while they took the air, Mrs. Gregory

must surely have shocked Mrs. Weguelin by saying to me, "I haven't a penny for your thoughts, but I'll

exchange."

"Would you thus bargain in the dark, madam?"

"Oh, I'll risk that; and, to say truth, even your back, as we came out of that house, was a back of thought."

"Well, I confess to some thinking. Shall I begin?"

It was Mrs. Weguelin who quickly replied, smiling: "Ladies first, you know. At least we still keep it so in

Kings Port."

"Would we did everywhere!" I exclaimed devoutly; and I was quite aware that beneath the little lady's gentle

smile a setting down had lurked, a setting down of the most delicate nature, administered to me not in the

least because I had deserved one, but because she did not like Mrs. Gregory's "downright" tongue, and could

not stop her.

Mrs. Gregory now took the prerogative of ladies, and began. "I was thinking of what we had all just been

saying during our visit across the wayand with which you are not going to agreethat our young people

would do much better to let us old people arrange their marriages for them, as it Is done in Europe."

"O dear!"

"I said that you would not agree; but that is because you are so young."

"I don't know that twentyeight is so young."

"You will know it when you are seventythree." This observation again came from Mrs. Weguelin St.

Michael, and again with a gentle and attractive smile. It was only the second time that she had spoken; and

throughout the talk into which we now fell as we slowly walked up and down High Walk, she never took the

lead; she left that to the "downright" tonguebut I noticed, however, that she chose her moments to follow

the lead very aptly. I also perceived plainly that what we were really going to discuss was not at all the

European principle of marriagemaking, but just simply young John and his Hortense; they were the true

kernel of the nut with whose concealing shell Mrs. Gregory was presenting me, and in proposing an exchange

of thoughts she would get back only more thoughts upon the same subject. It was pretty evident how much

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done without it? What, indeed, were they going to do when it was all over and done with, one way or

another? As a matter of fact, they ought to be grateful to Hortense for contributing illustriously to the

excitement of their lives.

"Of course, I am well aware," Mrs. Gregory pursued, "that the young people of today believe they can all

'teach their grandmothers to suck eggs,' as we say in Kings Port."

"We say it elsewhere, too," I mildly put in.

"Indeed? I didn't know that the North, with its pest of Hebrew and other low immigrants, had retained any of

the good old homely saws which we brought from England. But do you imagine that if the control of

marriage rested in the hands of parents and grandparents (where it properly belongs), you would be

witnessing in the North this disgusting spectacle of divorce?"

"But, Mrs. St. Michael"

"We didn't invite you to argue when we invited you to walk!" cried the lady, laughing.

"We should like you to answer the question," said Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael.

"And tell us," Mrs. Gregory continued, "if it's your opinion that a boy who has never been married is a better

judge of matrimony's pitfalls than his father."

"Or than any older person who has bravely and worthily gone through with the experience," Mrs. Weguelin

added.

"Ladies, I've no mind to argue. But we're ahead of Europe; we don't need their clumsy old plan."

Mrs. Gregory gave a gallant, incredulous snort. "I shall be interested to learn of anything that is done better

here than in Europe."

"Oh, many things, surely! But especially the mating of the fashionable young. They don't need any parents to

arrange for them; it's much better managed through precocity."

"Through precocity? I scarcely follow you."

And Mrs. Weguelin softly added, "You must excuse us if we do not follow you." But her softness

nevertheless indicated that if there were any one present needing leniency, it was myself.

"Why, yes," I told them, "it's through precocity. The newrich American no longer commits the blunder of

keeping his children innocent. You'll see it beginning in the dancingclass, where I heard an exquisite little

girl of six say to a little boy, 'Go away; I can't dance with you, because my mamma says your mamma only

keeps a maid to answer the doorbell.' When they get home from the dancingclass, tutors in poker and bridge

are waiting to teach them how to gamble for each other's little dimes. I saw a little boy in knickerbockers and

a wide collar throw down the evening paper"

"At that age? They read the papers?" interrupted Mrs. Gregory.

"They read nothing else at any age. He threw it down and said, 'Well, I guess there's not much behind this

raid on Steel Preferred.' What need has such a boy for parents or grandparents? Presently he is travelling to a

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gratified. His sister at home reads the French romances, and by eighteen she, too, knows (in her head at least)

the whole of life, so that she can be perfectly trusted; she would no more marry a mere halfmillionaire just

because she loved him than she would appear twice in the same balldress. She and her balldresses are

described in the papers precisely as if she were an animal at a showwhich indeed is what she has become;

and she's eager to be thus described, because she and her mothereven if her mother was once a lady and

knew betterare haunted by one perpetual, sickening fear, the fear of being left out. And if you desire to pay

correct ballroom compliments, you no longer go to her mother and tell her she's looking every bit as young as

her daughter; you go to the daughter and tell her she's looking every bit as old as her mother, for that's what

she wishes to do, that's what she tries for, what she talks, dresses, eats, drinks, goes to indecent plays and

laughs for. Yes, we manage it through precocity, and the newrich American parent has achieved at least one

new thing under the sun, namely, the corruption of the child.

My ladies silently consulted each other's expressions, after which, in equal silence, their gaze returned to me;

but their equally intent scrutiny was expressive of quite different things. It was with expectancy that Mrs.

Gregory looked at meshe wanted more. Not so Mrs. Weguelin; she gave me disapproval; it was shadowed

in her beautiful, lustrous eyes that burned dark in her white face with as much fire as that of youth, yet it was

not of youth, being deeply charged with retrospection.

In what, then, had I sinned? For the little lady's next words, coldly murmured, increased in me an uneasiness,

as of sin:

"You have told us much that we are not accustomed to hear in Kings Port."

"Oh, I haven't begun to tell you!" I exclaimed cheerily.

"You certainly have not told us," said Mrs. Gregory, "how your 'precocity' escapes this divorce degradation."

"Escape it? Those people think it iswell, provincialnot to have been divorced at least once!"

Mrs. Gregory opened her eyes, but Mrs. Weguelin shut her lips.

I continued: "Even the children, for their own little reasons, like it. Only last summer, in Newport, a young

boy was asked how he enjoyed having a father and an exfather."

"Exfather!" said Mrs. Gregory. "Vicefather is what I should call him."

"Maria!" murmured Mrs. Weguelin, "how can you jest upon such topics?"

"I am far from jesting, Julia. Well, young gentleman, and what answer did this precious Newport child

make?"

"He said (if you will pardon my giving you his little sentiment in his own quite expressive idiom), 'Me for

two fathers! Double money birthdays and Christmases. See?' That was how he saw divorce."

Once again my ladies consulted each other's expressions; we moved along High Walk in such silence that I

heard the stiff little rustle which the palmettos were making across the street; even these trees, you might

have supposed, were whispering together over the horrors that I had recited in their decorous presence.

It was Mrs. Gregory who next spoke. "I can translate that last boy's language, but what did the other boy

mean about a 'raid on Steel Preferred'if I've got the jargon right?"


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While I translated this for her, I felt again the disapproval in Mrs. Weguelin's dark eyes; and my sinsfor

they were twofoldwere presently made clear to me by this lady.

"Are such subjects asas stocks" (she softly cloaked this word in scorn immeasurable)"are such subjects

mentioned in your good society at the North?"

I laughed heartily. "Everything's mentioned!"

The lady paused over my reply. "I am afraid you must feel us to be very oldfashioned in, Kings Port," she

then said.

"But I rejoice in it!"

She ignored my not wholly dexterous compliment. "And some subjects," she pursued, "seem to us so grave

that if we permit ourselves to speak of them at all we cannot speak of them lightly."

No, they couldn't speak of them lightly! Here, then, stood my two sins revealed; everything I had imparted,

and also my tone of imparting it, had displeased Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael, not with the thing, but with me. I

had transgressed her sound old American code of good manners, a code slightly pompous no doubt, but one

in which no familiarity was allowed to breed contempt. To her good taste, there were things in the world

which had, apparently, to exist, but which one banished from drawingroom discussion as one conceals from

sight the kitchen and outhouses; one dealt with them only when necessity compelled, and never in smalltalk;

and here had I been, so to speak, smalltalking them in that glib, modern, irresponsible cadence with which

our brazen age rings and clatters like the beating of triangles and gongs. Not triangles and gongs, but rather

strings and flutes, had been the music to which Kings Port society had attuned its measured voice.

I saw it all, and even saw that my own dramatic sense of Mrs. Weguelin's dignity had perversely moved me

to be more flippant than I actually felt; and I promised myself that a more chastened tone should forthwith

redeem me from the false position I had got into.

"My dear," said Mrs. Gregory to Mrs. Weguelin, "we must ask him to excuse our provincialism."

For the second time I was not wholly dexterous. "But I like it so much!" I exclaimed; and both ladies laughed

frankly.

Mrs. Gregory brought in a fable. "You'll find us all 'country mice' here."

This time I was happy. "At least, then, there'll be no cat!" And this caused us all to make little bows.

But the word "cat" fell into our talk as does a drop of some acid into a chemical solution, instantly changing

the whole to an unexpected new color. The unexpected new color was, in this instance, merely what had been

latently lurking in the fluid of our consciousness all through and now it suddenly came out.

Mrs. Gregory stared over the parapet at the harbor. "I wonder if anybody has visited that steam yacht?"

"The Hermana?" I said. "She's waiting, I believe, for her owner, who is enjoying himself very much on land."

It was a strong temptation to add, "enjoying himself with the cat," but I resisted it.

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"Even his name is unknown to me. But I gather that he may be coming to Kings Portto attend Mr. John

Mayrant's wedding next Wednesday week."

I hadn't gathered this; but one is at times driven to improvising. I wished so much to know if Juno was right

about the engagement being broken, and I looked hard at the ladies as my words fairly grazed the "cat." This

time I expected them to consult each other's expressions, and such, indeed, was their immediate proceeding.

"The Wednesday following, you mean," Mrs. Weguelin corrected.

"Postponed again? Dear me!"

Mrs. Gregory spoke this time. "General Rieppe. Less well again, it seems."

It would be like Juno to magnify a delay into a rupture. Then I had a hilarious thought, which I instantly put

to the ladies. "If the poor Gen eral were to die completely, would the wedding be postponed completely?"

"There would not be the slightest chance of that," Mrs. Gregory declared. And then she pronounced a

sentence that was truly oracular: "She's coming at once to see for herself."

To which Mrs. Weguelin added with deeper condemnation than she had so far employed at all: "There is a

rumor that she is actually coming in an automobile."

My silence upon these two remarks was the silence of great and sudden interest; but it led Mrs. Weguelin St.

Michael to do my perceptions a slight injustice, and she had no intention that I should miss the quality of her

opinion regarding the vehicle in which Hortense was reported to be travelling.

"Miss Rieppe has the extraordinary taste to come here in an automobile," said Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael,

with deepened severity.

Though I understood quite well, without this emphasizing, that the little lady would, with her unbending

traditions, probably think it more re spectable to approach Kings Port in a wheelbarrow, I was absorbed by

the vague but copious import of Mrs. Gregory's announcement. The oracles, moreover, continued.

"But she is undoubtedly very clever to come and see for herself," was Mrs. Weguelin's next comment.

Mrs. Gregory's face, as she replied to her companion, took on a censorious and superior expression. "You'll

remember, Julia, that I told Josephine St. Michael it was what they had to expect."

"But it was not Josephine, my dear, who at any time approved of taking such a course. It was Eliza's whole

doing."

It was fairly raining oracles round me, and they quite resembled, for all the help and light they contained,

their Delphic predecessors.

"And yet Eliza," said Mrs. Gregory, "in the face of it, this very morning, repeated her eternal assertion that

we shall all see the marriage will not take place."

"Eliza," murmured Mrs. Weguelin, "rates few things more highly than her own judgment."

Mrs. Gregory mused. "Yet she is often right when she has no right to be right."


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I could not bear it any longer, and I said, "I heard today that Miss Rieppe had broken her engagement."

"And where did you hear that nonsense?" asked Mrs. Gregory.

My heart leaped, and I told her where.

"Oh, well! you will hear anything in a boardinghouse. Indeed, that would be a great deal too good to be

true."

"May I ask where Miss Rieppe is all this while?"

"The last news was from Palm Beach, where the air was said to be necessary for the General."

"But," Mrs. Weguelin repeated, "we have every reason to believe that she is coming here in an automobile."

"We shall have to call, of course," added Mrs. Gregory to her, not to me; they were leaving me out of it. Yes,

these ladies were forgetting about me in their using preoccupation over whatever crisis it was that now hung

over John Mayrant's love affairsa preoccupation which was evidently part of Kings Port's universal buzz

today, and which my joining them in the street had merely mitigated for a moment. I did not wish to be left

out of it; I cannot tell you whyperhaps it was contagious in the local airbut a veritable madness of

craving to know about it seized upon me. Of course, I saw that Miss Rieppe was, almost too grossly and

obviously, "playing for time"; the health of people's fathers did not cause weekly extensions of this sort. But

what was it that the young lady expected time to effect for her? Her release, formally, by her young man, on

the ground of his worldly ill fortune? Or was it for an offer from the owner of the Hermana that she was

waiting, before she should take the step of formally releasing John Mayrant? No, neither of these conjectures

seemed to furnish a key to the tactics of Miss Rieppe and the theory that each of these affianced parties was

strategizing to cause the other to assume the odium of breaking their engagement, with no result save that of

repeatedly countermanding a weddingcake, struck me as belonging admirably to a stagecomedy in three

acts, but scarcely to life as we find it. Besides, poor John Mayrant was, all too plainly, not strategizing; he

was playing as straight a game as the honest heart of a gentleman could inspire. And so, baffled at all points, I

said (for I simply had to try something which might lead to my sharing in Kings Port's vibrating secret):

"I can't make out whether she wants to marry him or not."

Mrs. Gregory answered. "That is just what she is coming to see for herself."

"But since her love was for his phosphates only!" was my natural exclamation.

It caused (and this time I did not expect it) my inveterate ladies to consult each other's expressions. They

prolonged their silence so much that I spoke again:

"And backing out of this sort of thing can be done, I should think, quite as cleverly, and much more simply,

from a distance."

It was Mrs. Weguelin who answered now, or, rather, who headed me off. "Have you been able to make out

whether he wants to marry her or not?"

"Oh, he never comes near any of that with me!"

"Certainly not. But we all understand that he has taken a fancy to you, and that you have talked much with

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So they all understood this, did they? This, too, had played its little special part in the buzz? Very well, then,

nothing of my private impressions should drop from my lips here, to be quoted and misquoted and

battledored and shuttlecocked, until it reached the boy himself (as it would inevitably) in fantastic

disarrangement. I laughed. "Oh, yes! I have talked much with him. Shakespeare, I think, was our latest

subject."

Mrs. Weguelin was plainly watching for something to drop. "Shakespeare!" Her tone was of surprise.

I then indulged myself in that most delightful sort of impertinence, which consists in the other person's not

seeing it. "You wouldn't be likely to have heard of that yet. It occurred only before dinner today. But we

have also talked optimism, pessimism, sociology, evolutionMr. Mayrant would soon become quite" I

stopped myself on the edge of something very clumsy.

But sharp Mrs. Gregory finished for me. "Yes, you mean that if he didn't live in Kings Port (where we still

have reverence, at any rate), he fit would imbibe all the shallow quackeries of the hour and resemble all the

clever young donkeys of the minute."

"Maria!" Mrs. Weguelin murmurously expostulated.

Mrs. Gregory immediately made me a handsome but equivocal apology. "I wasn't thinking of you at all!" she

declared gayly; and it set me doubting if perhaps she hadn't, after all, comprehended my impertinence. "And,

thank Heaven!" she continued, "John is one of us, in spite of his present stubborn course."

But Mrs. Weguelin's beautiful eyes were resting upon me with that disapproval I had come to know. To her,

sociology and evolution and all "isms" were newfangled inventions and murky with offense; to touch them

was defilement, and in disclosing them to John Mayrant I was a corrupter of youth. She gathered it all up into

a word that was radiant with a kind of lovely maternal gentleness:

"We should not wish John to become radical."

In her voice, the whole of old Kings Port was enshrined: hereditary faith and hereditary standards, mellow

with the adherence of generations past, and solicitous for the boy of the young generation. I saw her eyes

soften at the thought of him; and throughout the rest of our talk to its end her gaze would now and then return

to me, shadowed with disapproval.

I addressed Mrs. Gregory. "By his 'present stubborn course' I suppose you mean the Custom House."

"All of us deplore his obstinacy. His Aunt Eliza has strongly but vainly expostulated with him. And after that,

Miss Josephine felt obliged to tell him that he need not come to see her again until he resigned a position

which reflects ignominy upon us all."

I suppressed a whistle. I thought (as I have said earlier) that I had caught a full vision of John Mayrant's

present plight. But my imagination had not soared to the height of Miss Josephine St. Michael's act of

discipline. This, it must have been, that the boy had checked himself from telling me in the churchyard. What

a character of sterner times was Miss Josephine! I thought of Aunt Carola, but even she was not quite of this

iron, and I said so to Mrs. Gregory. "I doubt if there be any old lady left in the North," I said, "capable of such

antique severity."

But Mrs. Gregory opened my eyes still further. "Oh, you'd have them if you had the negro to deal with as we

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I felt on the verge of new discoveries. "What!" I exclaimed, "and did she relent?"

"New circumstances intervened," Mrs. Gregory loftily explained. "There was an occurrencean encounter,

in factin which John Mayrant fittingly punished one who had presumed. Upon hearing of it, this morning,

Miss Josephine sent a message to John that he might resume visiting her.

"But that is perfectly grand!" I cried in my delight over Miss Josephine as a character.

"It is perfectly natural," returned Mrs. Gregory, quietly. "John has behaved with credit throughout. He was at

length made to see that circumstances forbade any breach between his family and that of the other young

man. John held backwho would not, after such an insult?but Miss Josephine was firm, and he has

promised to call and shake hands. My cousin, Doctor Beaugarcon, assures me that the young man's injuries

are triflinga week will see him restored and presentable again."

"A week? A mere nothing!" I answered "Do you know," I now suggested, "that you have forgotten to ask me

what I was thinking about when we met?"

"Bless me, young gentleman! and was it so remarkable?"

"Not at all, but it partly answers what Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael asked me. If a young man does not really

wish to marry a young woman there are ways well known by which she can be brought to break the

engagement."

"Ah," said Mrs. Gregory, "of course; gayeties and irregularities"

"That is, if he's not above them," I hastily subjoined.

"Not always, by any means," Mrs. Gregory returned. "Kings Port has been treated to some episodes"

Mrs. Weguelin put in a word of defence. "It is to be said, Maria, that John's irregularities have invariably

been conducted with perfect propriety."

"Oh," said Mrs. Gregory, "no Mayrant was ever known to be gross!"

"But this particular young lady," said Mrs. Weguelin, "would not be estranged by an masculine irregularities

and gayeties. Not many."

"How about infidelities?" I suggested. "If he should flagrantly lose his heart to another?"

Mrs. Weguelin replied quickly. "That answers very well where hearts are in question."

"But," said I, "since phosphates are no longer?"

There was a pause. "It would be a new dilemma," Mrs. Gregory then said slowly, "if she turned out to care

for him, after all."

Throughout all this I was getting more and more the sense of how a total circle of people, a wellfilled, wide

circle of interested people, surrounded and cherished John Mayrant, made itself the setting of which he was

the jewel; I felt in it, even stronger than the manifestation of personal affection (which certainly was strong

enough), a collective sense of possession in him, a clan value, a pride and a guardianship concentrated and

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was worthy for his own sake. Thus he might amuse himselfit was in the code that princely heirs so should

pour se deniaiser, as they neatly put it in Paristhus might he and must he fight when his dignity was

assailed; but thus might he not marry outside certain lines prescribed, or depart from his circle's established

creeds, divine and social, especially to hold any position which (to borrow Mrs. Gregory's phrase) "reflected

ignominy" upon them all. When he transgressed, their very value for him turned them bitter against him. I

know that all of us are more or less chained to our community, which is pleased to expect us to walk its way,

and mightily displeased when we please ourselves instead by breaking the chain and walking our own way;

and I know that we are forgiven very slowly; but I had not dreamed what a prisoner to communal criticism a

young American could be until I beheld Kings Port over John Mayrant.

And to what estate was this prince heir? Alas, his inheritance was all of it the Past and none of it the Future;

was the full churchyard and the empty wharves! He was paying dear for his princedom! And then, there was

yet another sense of this beautiful town that I got here completely, suddenly crystallized, though slowly

gathering ever since my arrival: all these old people were clustered about one young one. That was it; that

was the town's ultimate tragic note: the old timber of the forest dying and the too sparse new growth

appearing scantily amid the tall, fine, venerable, decaying trunks. It had been by no razing to the ground and

sowing with salt that the city had perished; a process less violent but more sad had done away with it. Youth,

in the wake of commerce, had ebbed from Kings Port, had flowed out from the silent, mourning houses, and

sought life North and West, and wherever else life was to be found. Into my revery floated a phrase from a

melodious and once favorite song: O tempo passato perche non ritorni?

And John Mayrant? Why, then, had he tarried here himself? That is a hard saying about crabbed age and

youth, but are not most of the sayings hard that are true? What was this young man doing in Kings Port with

his brains, and his pride, and his energetic adolescence? If the Custom House galled him, the whole country

was open to him; why not have tried his fortune out and away, over the hills, where the new cities lie, all full

of future and empty of past? Was it much to the credit of such a young man to find himself at the age of

twentythree or twentyfour, sound and lithe of limb, yet tied to the apron strings of Miss Josephine, and

Miss Eliza, and some thirty or forty other elderly female relatives?

With these thoughts I looked at the ladies and wondered how I might lead them to answer me about John

Mayrant, without asking questions which might imply something derogatory to him or painful to them. I

could not ever say to them a word which might mean, however indirectly, that I thought their beautiful,

cherished town no place for a young man to go to seed in; this cut so close to the quick of truth that discourse

must keep wide away from it. What, then, could I ask them? As I pondered, Mrs. Weguelin solved it for me

by what she was saying to Mrs. Gregory, of which, in my preoccupation, I had evidently missed a part:

"if he should share the family bad taste in wives."

"Eliza says she has no fear of that."

"Were I Eliza, Hugh's performance would make me very uneasy."

"Julia, John does not resemble Hugh."

"Very decidedly, in coloring, Maria."

"And Hugh found that girl in Minneapolis, Julia, where there was doubtless no pick for the poor fellow. And

remember that George chose a lady, at any rate."

Mrs. Weguelin gave to this a short assent. "Yes." It portended something more behind, which her next words

duly revealed. "A lady; but doany ladies ever seem quite like our own?


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"Certainly not, Julia."

You see, they were forgetting me again; but they had furnished me with a clue.

"Mr. John Mayrant has married brothers?"

"Two," Mrs. Gregory responded. "John is the youngest of three children."

"I hadn't heard of the brothers before."

"They seldom come here. They saw fit to leave their home and their delicate mother."

"Oh!"

"But John," said Mrs. Gregory, "met his responsibility like a Mayrant."

"Whatever temptations he has yielded to," said Mrs. Weguelin, "his filial piety has stood proof."

"He refused," added Mrs. Gregory, "when George (and I have never understood how George could be so

forgetful of their mother) wrote twice, offering him a lucrative and rising position in the railroad company at

Roanoke."

"That was hard!" I exclaimed.

She totally misapplied my sympathy. "Oh, Anna Mayrant," she corrected herself, "John's mother, Mrs. Hector

Mayrant, had harder things than forgetful sons to bear! I've not laid eyes on those boys since the funeral."

"Nearly two years," murmured Mrs. Weguelin. And then, to me, with something that was almost like a

strange severity beneath her gentle tone: "Therefore we are proud of John, because the better traits in his

nature remind us of his forefathers, whom we knew."

"In Kings Port," said Mrs. Gregory, "we prize those who ring true to the blood."

By way of response to this sentiment, I quoted some French to her. "Bon chien chasse de race."

It pleased Mrs. Weguelin. Her guarded attitude toward me relented. "John mentioned your cultivation to us,"

she said. "In these tumbledown days it is rare to meet with one who still lives, mentally, on the gentlefolks'

planethe piano nobile of intelligence!"

I realized how high a compliment she was paying me, and I repaid it with a joke. "Take care. Those who

don't live there would call it the piano snobile."

"Ah!" cried the delighted lady, "they'd never have the wit!"

"Did you ever hear," I continued, "the Bostonian's remark'The mission of America is to vulgarize the

world'?"

"I never expected to agree so totally with a Bostonian!" declared Mrs. Gregory.

"Nothing so hopeful," I pursued, "has ever been said of us. For refinement and thoroughness and tradition

delay progress, and we are sweeping them out of the road as fast as we can."


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"Come away, Julia," said Mrs. Gregory. "The young gentleman is getting flippant again, and we leave him."

The ladies, after gracious expressions concerning the pleasure of their stroll, descended the steps at the north

end of High Walk, where the parapet stops, and turned inland from the water through a little street. I watched

them until they went out of my sight round a corner; but the two silent, leisurely figures, moving in their

black and their veils along an empty highway, come back to me often in the pictures of my thoughts; come

back most often, indeed, as the human part of what my memory sees when it turns to look at Kings Port. For,

first, it sees the blue frame of quiet sunny water, and the white town within its frame beneath the clear,

untainted air; and then it sees the highslanted roofs, red with their old corrugated tiles, and the tops of leafy

enclosures dipping below sight among quaint and huddled quadrangles; and, next, the quiet houses standing

in their separate grounds, their narrow ends to the street and their long, twostoried galleries open to the

south, but their hushed windows closed as if against the prying, restless Present that must not look in and

disturb the motionless memories which sit brooding behind these shutters; and between all these silent

mansions lie the narrow streets, the quiet, empty streets, along which, as my memory watches them, pass the

two ladies silently, in their black and their veils, moving between high, mellowcolored garden walls over

whose tops look the oleanders, the climbing roses, and all the taller flowers of the gardens.

And if Mrs. Gregory and Mrs. Weguelin seemed to me at moments as narrow as those streets, they also

seemed to me as lovely as those serene gardens; and if I had smiled at their prejudices, I had loved their

innocence, their deep innocence, of the poisoned age which has succeeded their own; and if I had wondered

this day at their powers for cruelty, I wondered the next day at the glimpse I had of their kindness. For during

a pelting cold rainstorm, as I sat and shivered in a Royal Street car, waiting for it to start upon its

northbound course, the housedoor opposite which we stood at the end of the track opened, and Mrs.

Weguelin's head appeared, nodding to the conductor as she sent her black servant out with hot coffee for him!

He took off his hat, and smiled, and thanked her; and when we had started and I, the sole passenger in the

chilly car, asked him about this, he said with native pride: "The ladies always watches out for us conductors

in stormy weather, sir. That's Mistress Weguelin St. Michael, one of our finest." And then he gave me careful

directions how to find a shop that I was seeking.

Think of this happening in New York! Think of the aristocracy of that metropolis warming up with coffee

thebut why think of it, or of a New York conductor answering your questions with careful directions! It is

not New York's fault, it is merely New York's misfortune: New York is in a hurry; and a world of haste

cannot be a world either of courtesy or of kindness. But we have progress, progress, instead; and that is a

tremendous consolation.

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But what was Hortense Rieppe coming to see for herself?

Many dark things had been made plain to me by my talk with the two ladies; yet while disclosing so much,

they had still left this important matter in shadow. I was very glad, however, for what they had revealed. They

had showed me more of John Mayrant's character, and more also of the destiny which had shaped his ends, so

that my esteem for him had increased; for some of the words that they had exchanged shone like bright

lanterns down into his nature upon strength and beauty lying quietly thereyoung strength and beauty, yet

already tempered by manly sacrifice. I saw how it came to pass through this, through renunciation of his own

desires, through performance of duties which had fallen upon him not quite fairly, that the eye of his spirit

had been turned away from self; thus had it grown strongsighted and able to look far and deep, as his speech

sometimes revealed, while still his flesh was of his youthful age, and no saint's flesh either. This had the

ladies taught me during the fluttered interchange of their reminders and opinions, and by their eager

agreements and disagreements, I was also grateful to them in that I could once more correct Juno. The

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John Mayrant.

But what was this interesting girl coming to see for herself?

This little hole in my knowledge gave me discomfort as I walked along toward the antiquity shop where I was

to buy the other kettlesupporter. The ladies, with all their freedom of comment and censure, had kept

something from me. I reviewed, I pieced together, their various remarks, those oracles, especially, which they

had let fall, but it all came back to the same thing. I did not know, and they did, what Hortense Rieppe was

coming to see for herself. At all events, the engagement was not broken, the chance to be instrumental in

having it broken was still mine; I might still save John Mayrant from his deplorable quixotism; and as this

reflection grew with me I took increasing comfort in it, and I stepped onward toward my kettlesupporter,

filled with that sense of moral wellbeing which will steal over even the humblest of us when we feel that we

are beneficently minding somebody else's business.

Whenever the arrangement did not take me too widely from my course, I so mapped out my walks and

errands in Kings Port that I might pass by the churchyard and church at the corner of Court and Worship

streets. Even if I did not indulge myself by turning in to stroll and loiter among the flowers, it was enough

pleasure to walk by that brickwall. If you are willing to wander curiously in our old towns, you may still

find in many of them good brick walls standing undisturbed, and equal in their color and simple excellence to

those of Kings Port; but fashion has pushed these others out of its sight, among back streets and all sorts of

forgotten purlieus and abandoned dignity, and takes its walks today amid cold, expensive ugliness; while

the old brick walls of Kings Port continually frame your steps with charm. No one workman famous for his

skill built them so well proportioned, so true to comeliness; it was the general hand of their age that could

shape nothing wrong, as the hand of today can shape nothing right, save by a rigid following of the old.

I gave myself the pleasure this afternoon of walking by the churchyard wall; and when I reached the iron

gate, there was Daddy Ben. So full was I of my thoughts concerning John Mayrant, and the vicissitudes of his

heart, and the Custom House, that I was moved to have words with the old man upon the general topic.

"Well," I said, "and so Mr. John is going to be married."

No attempt to start a chat ever failed more signally. He assented with a manner of mingled civility and

reserve that was perfection, and after the two syllables of which his answer consisted, he remained as

impenetrably respectful as before. I felt rather high and dry, but I tried it again:

"And I'm sure, Daddy Ben, that you feel as sorry as any of the family that the phosphates failed."

Again he replied with his two syllables of assent, and again he stood mute, respectful, a little bent with his

great age; but now his good mannersand better manners were never seenimpelled him to break silence

upon some subject, since he would not permit himself to speak concerning the one which I had introduced. It

was the phosphates which inspired him.

"Dey is mighty fine prostrate wukks heah, sah."

"Yes, I've been told so, Daddy Ben."

"On dis side up de ribber an' tudder side down de ribber 'cross de new bridge. Wuth visitin' fo' strangers, sah."

I now felt entirely high and dry. I had attempted to enter into conversation with him about the intimate affairs

of a family to which he felt that he belonged; and with perfect tact he had not only declined to discuss them

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works among the other sights of Kings Port. No diplomat could have done it better; and as I walled away

from him I knew that he regarded me as an outsider, a Northerner, belonging to a race hostile to his people;

he had seen Mas' John friendly with me, but that was Mas' John's affair. And so it was that if the ladies had

kept something from me, this cunning, old, polite, coalblack African had kept everything from me.

If all the negroes in Kings Port were like Daddy Ben, Mrs. Gregory St. Michael would not have spoken of

having them "to deal with," and the girl behind the counter would not have been thrown into such indignation

when she alluded to their conceit and ignorance. Daddy Ben had, so far from being puffed up by the

appointment in the Custom House, disapproved of this. I had heard enough about the difference between the

old and new generations of the negro of Kings Port to believe it to be true, and I had come to discern how

evidently it lay at the bottom of many things here: John Mayrant and his kind were a band united by a

number of strong ties, but by nothing so much as by their hatred of the modern negro in their town. Yes, I

was obliged to believe that the young Kings Port African left to freedom and the ballot, was a worse African

than his slave parents; but this afternoon brought me a taste of it more pungent than all the assurances in the

world.

I bought my kettlesupporter, and learned from the robber who sold it to me (Kings Port prices for "old

things" are the most exorbitant that I know anywhere) that a carpenter lived not far from Mrs. Trevise's

boardinghouse, and that he would make for me the box in which I could pack my various purchases.

"That is, if he's working this week," added the robber.

"What else would he be doing?"

"It may be his week for getting drunk on what he earned the week before." And upon this he announced with

as much bitterness as if he had been John Mayrant or any of his aunts, "That's what Boston philanthropy has

done for him."

I dared up at this. "I suppose that's a Southern argument for reestablishing slavery."

"I am not Southern; Breslau is my native town, and I came from New York here to live five years ago. I've

seen what your emancipation has done for the black, and I say to you, my friend, honest I don't know a fool

from a philanthropist any longer.

He had much right upon his side; and it can be seen daily that philanthropy does not always walk

handinhand with wisdom. Does anything or anybody always walk so? Moreover, I am a friend to not many

superlatives, and have perceived no saying to be more true than the one that extremes meet: they meet indeed,

and folly is their meetingplace. Nor could I say in the case of the negro which folly were the more

ridiculous;that which expects a race which has lived no one knows how many thousand years in mental

nakedness while Confucius, Moses, and Napoleon were flowering upon adjacent human stems, should put on

suddenly the white man's intelligence, or that other folly which declares we can do nothing for the African, as

if Hampton had not already wrought excellent things for him. I had no mind to enter into all the inextricable

error with this Teuton, and it was he who continued:

"Oh, these Boston philanthropists; oh, these knowitalls! Why don't they stay home? Why do they come

down here to worry us with their ignorance? See here, my friend, let me show you!

He rushed about his shop in a search of distraught eagerness, and with a multitude of small exclamations,

until, screeching jubilantly once, he pounced upon a shabby and learnedlooking volume. This he brought

me, thrusting it with his trembling fingers between my own, and shuffling the open pages. But when the

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the floor, where he began to plough and harrow. Wondering if I was closeted with a maniac, I looked at the

book in my passive hand, and saw diagrams of various bones to me unknown, and men's names of which I

was equally ignorantMivart, Topinard, and more,but at last that of Huxley. But this agreeable sight was

spoiled at once by the quite horrible words Nycticebidoe, platyrrhine, catarrhine, from which I raised my eyes

to see him coming at me with two pamphlets, and scolding as he came.

"Are you educated, yes? Have been to college, yes? Then perhaps you will understand."

Certainly I understood immediately that he and his pamphlets were as bad as the book, or worse, in their use

of a vocabulary designed to cause almost any listener the gravest inconvenience. Common Eocene ancestors

occurred at the beginning of his lecture; and I believed that if it got no stronger than this, I could at least

preserve the appearance of comprehending him; but it got stronger, and at sacroiliac notch I may say,

without using any grossly exaggerated expression, that I became unconscious. At least, all intelligence left

me. When it returned, he was saying.

"But this is only the beginning. Come in here to my crania and jaws."

Evidently he held me hypnotized, for he now hurried me unresisting through a back door into a dark little

where he turned up the gas, and I saw shelves as in a museum, to one of which he led me. I suppose that it

was curiosity that rendered me thus sheeplike. Upon the shelf were a number of skulls and jaws in

admirable condition and graded arrangement, beginning to the left with that flat kind of skull which one

associates with gorillas. He resumed his scolding harangue, and for a few brief moments I understood him.

Here, told by themselves, was as much of the story of the skulls as we know, from manlike apes through

glacial man to the modern senator or railroad president. But my intelligence was destined soon to die away

again.

"That is the Caucasian skull: your skull," he said, touching a specimen at the right.

"Interesting," I murmured. "I'm afraid I know nothing about skulls."

"But you shall know someding before you leave," he retorted, wagging his head at me; and this time it was

not the book, but a specimen, that he pushed into my grasp. He gave it a name, not as bad as platyrrhine, but I

feared worse was coming; then he took it away from me, gave me another skull, and while I obediently held

it, pronounced something quite beyond me.

"And what is the translation of that?" he demanded excitedly.

"Tell me," I feebly answered.

He shouted with overweening triumph: "The translation of that is South Carolina nigger. Notice well this so

egcellent specimen. Prognathous, megadont, platyrrhine."

"Ha! Platyrrhine!" I saluted the one word I recognized as I drowned.

"You have said it yourself!" was his extraordinary answer;for what had I said? Almost as if he were going

to break into a dance for joy, he took the Caucasian skull and the other two, and set the three together by

themselves, away from the rest of the collection. The picture which they thus made spoke more than all the

measurements and statistics which he now chattered out upon me, reading from his book as I contemplated

the skulls. There was a similarity of shape, a kinship there between the three, which stared you in the face;

but in the contours of vaulted skull, the projecting jaws, and the great molar teethwhat was to be seen?

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Here was zoology mutely but eloquently telling us why there had blossomed no Confucius, no Moses, no

Napoleon, upon that black stem; why no Iliad, no Parthenon, no Sistine Madonna, had ever risen from that

tropic mud.

The collector touched my sleeve. "Have you now learned someding about skulls, my friend? Will you invite

those Boston philanthropists to stay home? They will get better results in civilization by giving votes to

monkeys than teaching Henry Wadsworth Longfellow to riggers."

Retaliation rose in me. "Haven't you learned to call them negroes?" I remarked. But this was lost upon the

Teuton. I was tempted to tell him that I was no philanthropist, and no Bostonian, and that he need not shout

so loud, but my more dignified instincts restrained me. I withdrew my sleeve from his touch (it was this act of

his, I think, that had most to do with my displeasure), and merely bidding him observe that the enormous

price of the kettlesupporter had been reduced for me by his exhibition to a bagatelle, I left the shop of the

screaming anatomistor Afropath, or whatever it may seem most fitting that he should be called.

I bore the kettlesupporter with me, tied up objectionably in newspaper, and knotted with ungainly string;

and it was this bundle which prevented my joining the girl behind the counter, and ending by a walk with a

young lady the afternoon that had begun by a walk with two old ones. I should have liked to make my

confession to her. She was evidently out for the sake of taking the air, and had with her no companion save

the big curly white dog; confession would have been very agreeable; but I looked again at my ugly

newspaper bundle, and turned in a direction that she was not herself pursuing.

Twice, as I went, I broke into laughter over my interview in the shop, which I fear has lost its comical quality

in the relating. To enter a door and come serenely in among dingy mahogany and glass objects, to bargain

haughtily for a brass bauble with the shopkeeper, and to have a few exchanged remarks suddenly turn the

whole place into a sort of bedlam with a gibbering scientist dashing skulls at me to prove his fixed idea, and

myself quite furiousI laughed more than twice; but, by the time I had approached the neighborhood of the

carpenter's shop, another side of it had brought reflection to my mind. Here was a foreigner to whom slavery

and the Lost Cause were nothing, whose whole association with the South had begun but five years ago; and

the race question had brought his feelings to this pitch! He had seen the Kings Port negro with the eyes of the

flesh, and not with the eyes of theory, and as a result the reddest rag for him was pale beside a Boston

philanthropist!

Nevertheless, I have said already that I am no lover of superlatives, and in doctrine especially is this true. We

need not expect a Confucius from the negro, nor yet a Chesterfield; but I am an enemy also of that blind and

base hate against him, which conducts nowhere save to the decivilizing of white and black alike. Who

brought him here? Did he invite himself? Then let us make the best of it and teach him, lead him, compel him

to live selfrespecting, not as statesman, poet, or financier, but by the honorable toil of his hand and sweat of

his brow. Because "the door of hope" was once opened too suddenly for him is no reason for slamming it

now forever in his face.

Thus mentally I lectured back at the Teuton as I went through the streets of Kings Port; and after a while I

turned a corner which took me abruptly, as with one magic step, out of the white man's world into the

blackest Congo. Even the wellinhabited quarter of Kings Port (and I had now come within this limited

domain) holds narrow lanes and recesses which teem and swarm with negroes. As cracks will run through

fine porcelain, so do these black rifts of Africa lurk almost invisible among the gardens and the houses. The

picture that these places offered, tropic, squalid, and fecund, often caused me to walk through them and watch

the basking population; the intricate, broken wooden galleries, the rickety outside stair cases, the red and

yellow splashes of color on the clothes lines, the agglomerate rags that stuffed holes in decaying roofs or

hung nakedly on human frames, the small, choked dwellings, bursting open at doors and windows with black,

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parents playing cards in the room, the grandparents smoking pipes on the porch, and the greatgrandparents

stairs gazing out at you like creatures from the Old Testament or the jungle. From the jungle we had stolen

them, North and South had stolen them together, long ago, to be slaves, not to be citizens, and now here they

were, the fruits of our theft; and for some reason (possibly the Teuton was the reason) that passage from the

Book c' Exodus came into my head: "For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the

fathers upon the children."

These thoughts were interrupted by sounds as of altercation. I had nearly reached the end of the lane, where I

should again emerge into the White man's world, and where I was now walking the lane spread into a broader

space with ells and angles and rotting steps, and habitations mostly too ruinous to be inhabited. It was from a

sashless window in one of these that the angry voices came. The first words which were distinct aroused my

interest quite beyond the scale of an ordinary altercation:

"Calls you'self a reconstuckted niggah?"

This was said sharply and with prodigious scorn. The answer which it brought was lengthy and of such a

general sullen incoherence that I could make out only a frequent repetition of "custom house," and that

somebody was going to take care of somebody hereafter.

Into this the first voice broke with tones of highest contempt and rapidity:

"President gwine to gib brekfus' an' dinnah an suppah to de likes ob you fo' de whole remaindah oh youh

wuthless nat'ral life? Get out ob my sight, you reconstuckted niggah. I come out oh de St. Michael."

There came through the window immediately upon this sounds of scuffling and of a fall, and then cries for

help which took me running into the dilapidated building. Daddy Ben lay on the floor, and a thick, young

savage was kicking him. In some remarkable way I thought of the solidity of their heads, and before the

assailant even knew that he had a witness, I sped forward, aiming my kettlesupporter, and with its sharp

brass edge I dealt him a crack over his shin with astonishing accuracy. It was a dismal howl that he gave, and

as he turned he got from me another crack upon the other shin. I had no time to be alarmed at my deed, or I

think that I should have been very much so; I am a man above all of peace, and physical encounters are

peculiarly abhorrent to me; but, so far from assailing me, the thick, young savage, with the single muttered

remark, "He hit me fuss," got himself out of the house with the most agreeable rapidity.

Daddy Ben sat up, and his first inquiry greatly reassured me as to his state. He stared at my paper bundle.

"You done make him hollah wid dat, sah!"

I showed him the kettlesupporter through a rent in its wrapping, and I assisted him to stand upright. His

injuries proved fortunately to be slight (although I may say here that the shock to his ancient body kept him

away for a few days from the churchyard), and when I began to talk to him about the incident, he seemed

unwilling to say much in answer to my questions. And when I offered to accompany him to where he lived,

he declined altogether, assuring me that it was close, and that he could walk there as well as if nothing had

happened to him; but upon my asking him if I was on the right way to the carpenter's shop, he looked at me

curiously.

"No use you gwine dab, sah. Dat shop close up. He not wukkin, dis week, and dat why fo' I jaw him jus' now

when you come in an' stop him. He de cahpentah, my gran'son, Cha's Coteswuth."


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XII: From the Bedside

Next morning when I saw the weltering sky I resigned myself to a day of dullness; yet before its end I had

caught a bright new glimpse of John Mayrant's abilities, and also had come, through tribulation, to a further

understanding of the South; so that I do not, today, regret the tribulation. As the rain disappointed me of two

outdoor expeditions, to which I had been for some little while looking forward, I dedicated most of my long

morning to a sadly neglected correspondence, and trusted that the expeditions, as soon as the next fine

weather visited Kings Port, would still be in store for me. Not only everybody in town here, but Aunt Carola,

up in the North also, had assured me that to miss the sight of Live Oaks when the azaleas in the gardens of

that country seat were in flower would be to lose one of the rarest and most beautiful things which could be

seen anywhere; and so I looked out of my window at the furious storm, hoping that it might not strip the

bushes at Live Oaks of their bloom, which recent tourists at Mrs. Trevise's had described as drawing near the

zenith of its luxuriance. The other excursion to Udolpho with John Mayrant was not so likely to fall through.

Udolpho was a sort of hunting lodge or country club near Tern Creek and an old colonial church, so old that

it bore the royal arms upon a shield still preserved as a sign of its colonial origin. A note from Mayrant,

received at breakfast, informed me that the rain would take all pleasure from such an excursion, and that he

should seize the earliest opportunity the weather might afford to hold me to my promise. The wet gale, even

as I sat writing, was beating down some of the fullblown flowers in the garden next Mrs. Trevise's house,

and as the morning wore on I watched the paths grow more strewn with broken twigs and leaves.

I filled my correspondence with accounts of Daddy Ben and his grandson, the carpenter, doubtless from some

pride in my part in that, but also because it had become, through thinking it over, even more interesting

today than it had been at the moment of its occurrence; and in replying to a sort of postscript of Aunt

Carola's in which she hurriedly wrote that she had forgotten to say she had heard the La Heu family in South

Carolina was related to the Bombos, and should be obliged to me if I would make inquiries about this, I told

her that it would be easy, and then described to her the Teuton, plying his "antiquity" trade externally while

internally cherishing his collected skulls and nursing his scientific rage. All my letters were the more

abundant concerning these adventures of mine from my having kept entirely silent upon them at Mrs.

Trevise's teatable. I dreaded Juno when let loose upon the negro question; and the fact that I was beginning

to understand her feelings did not at all make me wish to be deafened by them. Neither Juno, therefore, nor

any of them learned a word from me about the kettlesupporter incident. What I did take pains to inform the

assembled company was my gratification that the report of Mr. Mayrant's engagement being broken was

unfounded; and this caused Juno to observe that in that case Miss Rieppe must have the most imperative

reasons for uniting herself to such a young man.

Unintimidated by the rain, this formidable creature had taken herself off to her nephew's bedside almost

immediately after breakfast; and later in the day I, too, risked a drenching for the sake of ordering the

packingbox that I needed. When I returned, it was close on teatime; I had seen Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael

send out the hot coffee to the conductor, and I had found a negro carpenter whose week it happily was to stay

sober; and now I learned that, when tea should be finished, the poetess had in store for us, as a treat, her ode.

Our evening meal was not plain sailing, even for the veteran navigation of Mrs. Trevise; Juno had returned

from the bedside very plainly dis pleased (she was always candid even when silent) by something which

had happened there; and before the joyful moment came when we all learned what this was, a very gouty

Boston lady who had arrived with her husband from Florida on her way Northand whose nature you will

readily grasp when I tell you that we found ourselves speaking of the man as Mrs. Braintree's husband and

never as Mr. Braintreethis crippled lady, who was of a candor equal to Juno's, embarked upon a

conversation with Juno that compelled Mrs. Trevise to tinkle her bell for Daphne after only two remarks had

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I had been sorry at first that here in this Southern boardinghouse Boston should be represented only by a

lady who appeared to unite in herself all the stony products of that city, and none of the others; for she was as

convivial as a statue and as wellinformed as a spellingbook; she stood no more for the whole of Boston

than did Juno for the whole of Kings Port. But my sorrow grew less when I found that in Mrs. Braintree we

had indeed a capable match for her Southern counterpart. Juno, according to her custom, had remembered

something objectionable that had been perpetrated in 1865 by the Northern vandals.

"Edward," said Mrs. Braintree to her husband, in a frightfully clear voice, "it was at Chambersburg, was it

not, that the Southern vandals burned the house in which were your father's titledeeds?"

Edward, who, it appeared, had fought through the whole Civil War, and was in consequence perfectly

goodhumored and peaceable in his feelings upon that subject, replied hastily and amiably: "Oh, yes, yes!

Why, I believe it was!"

But this availed nothing; Juno bent her great height forward, and addressed Mrs. Braintree. "This is the first

time I have been told Southerners were vandals."

"You will never be able to say that again!" replied Mrs. Braintree.

After the bell and Daphne had stopped, the invaluable Briton addressed a genial generalization to us all: "I

often think how truly awful your war would have been if the women had fought it, y'know, instead of the

men."

"Quite so!" said the easygoing Edward "Squaws! Mutilation! Yes!" and he laughed at his little joke, but he

laughed alone.

I turned to Juno. "Speaking of mutilation, I trust your nephew is better this evening."

I was rejoiced by receiving a glare in response. But still more joy was to come.

"An apology ought to help cure him a lot," observed the Briton.

Juno employed her policy of not hearing him.

"Indeed, I trust that your nephew is in less pain," said the poetess.

Juno was willing to answer this. "The injuries, thank you, are the merest triflesall that such a lightweight

could inflict." And she shrugged her shoulders to indicate the futility of young John's pugilism.

"But," the surprised Briton interposed," I thought you said your nephew was too feeble to eat steak or hear

poetry."

Juno could always stem the eddy of her own contradictionsbut she did raise her voice a little. "I fancy, sir,

that Doctor Beaugarcon knows what he is talking about."

"Have they apologized yet?" inquired the male honeymooner from the upcountry.

"My nephew, sir, nobly consented to shake hands this afternoon. He did it entirely out of respect for Mr.

Mayrant's family, who coerced him into this tardy reparation, and who feel unable to recognize him since his

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"Must be fairly hard to coerce a chap you can't recognize," said the Briton.

An et cetera now spoke to the honeymoon bride from the upcountry: "I heard Doctor Beaugarcon say he

was coming to visit you this evening."

"Yais," assented the bride." Doctor Beaugarcon is my mother's fourth cousin."

Juno now tookmost unwisely, as it proveda vindictive turn at me. "I knew that your friend, Mr.

Mayrant, was intemperate," she began.

I don't think that Mrs. Trevise had any intention to ring for Daphne at this pointher curiosity was too

lively; but Juno was going to risk no such intervention, and I saw her lay a precautionary hand heavily down

over the bell. "But," she continued, "I did not know that Mr. Mayrant was a gambler."

"Have you ever seen him intemperate?" I asked.

"That would be quite needless," Juno returned. "And of the gambling I have ocular proof, since I found him,

cards, counters, and money, with my sick nephew. He had actually brought cards in his pocket."

"I suppose," said the Briton, "your nephew was too sick to resist him."

The male honeymooner, with two of the et ceteras, made such unsteady demonstrations at this that Mrs.

Trevise protracted our sitting no longer. She rose, and this meant rising for us all.

A sense of regret and incompleteness filled me, and finding the Briton at my elbow as our company

proceeded toward the sitting room, I said: "Too bad!"

His whisper was confident. "We'll get the rest of it out of her yet."

But the rest of it came without our connivance.

In the sitting room Doctor Beaugarcon sat waiting, and at sight of Juno entering the door (she headed our

irregular procession) he sprang up and lifted admiring hands. "Oh, why didn't I have an aunt like you!" he

exclaimed, and to Mrs. Trevise as she followed: "She pays her nephew's poker debts."

"How much, cousin Tom?" asked the upcountry bride.

And the gay old doctor chuckled, as he kissed her: "Thirty dollars this afternoon, my darling."

At this the Briton dragged me behind a door in the hall, and there we danced together.

"That Mayrant chap will do," he declared; and we composed ourselves for a proper entrance into the sitting

room, where the introductions had been made, and where Doctor Beaugarcon and Mrs. Braintree's husband

had already fallen into war reminiscences, and were discovering with mutual amiability that they had fought

against each other in a number of battles.

"And you generally licked us," smiled the Union soldier.

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But upon learning from the poetess that her ode was now to be read aloud, Doctor Beaugarcon paid his fourth

cousin's daughter a brief, though affectionate, visit, lamenting that a very ill patient should compel him to

take himself away so immediately, but promising her presently in his stead two visitors much more

interesting.

"Miss Josephine St. Michael desires to call upon you," he said, "and I fancy that her nephew will escort her."

"In all this rain?" said the bride.

"Oh, it's letting up, letting up! Good night, Mistress Trevise. Good night, sir; I am glad to have met you." He

shook hands with Mrs. Braintree's husband. "We fellows," he whispered, "who fought in the war have had

war enough." And bidding the general company good night, and kissing the bride again, he left us even as the

poetess returned from her room with the manuscript.

I soon wished that I had escaped with him, because I feared what Mrs. Braintree might say when the verses

should be finished; and so, I think, did her husband. We should have taken the hint which tactful Doctor

Beaugarcon had meant, I began to believe, to give us in that whispered remark of his. But it had been given

too lightly, and so we sat and heard the ode out. I am sure that the poetess, wrapped in the thoughts of her

own composition, had lost sight of all but the phrasing of her poem and the strong feelings which it not

unmusically voiced; there Is no other way to account for her being willing to read it in Mrs. Braintree's

presence.

Whatever gayety had filled me when the Boston lady had clashed with Juno was now changed to deprecation

and concern. Indeed, I myself felt almost as if I were being physically struck by the words, until mere

bewilderment took possession of me; and after bewilderment, a little, a very little, light, which, however,

rapidly increased. We were the victors, we the North, and we had gone upon our way with songs and

rejoicingable to forget, because we were the victors. We had our victory; let the vanquished have their

memory. But here was the cry of the vanquished, coming after forty years. It was the time which at first

bewildered me; Juno had seen the war, Juno's bitterness I could comprehend, even if I could not comprehend

her freedom in expressing it, but the poetess could not be more than a year or two older than I was; she had

come after it was all over. Why should she prolong such memories and feelings? But my light increased as I

remembered she had not written this for us, and that if she had not seen the flames of war, she had seen the

ashes; for the ashes I had seen myself here in Kings Port, and had been overwhelmed by the sight, forty years

later, more overwhelmed than I could possibly say to Mrs. Gregory St. Michael, or Mrs. Weguelin, or any

body. The strain of sitting and waiting for the end made my hands cold and my head hot, but nevertheless the

light which had come enabled me to bend instantly to Mrs. Braintree and murmur a great and abused

quotation to her:

          "Tout comprendre c'est tout pardonner."

But my petition could not move her. She was too old; she had seen the flames of war; and so she said to her

husband:

"Edward, will you please help me upstairs?"

And thus the lame, irreconcilable lady left the room with the assistance of her unhappy warrior, who must

have suffered far more keenly than I did.

This departure left us all in a constraint which was becoming unbearable when the blessed doorbell rang and

delivered us, and Miss Josephine St. Michael entered with John Mayrant. He wore a most curious expression;

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which had flickered in my own mood before the ode.

To my surprise, Miss Josephine advanced and gave me a special and marked greeting. Before this she had

always merely bowed to me; tonight she held out her hand. "Of course my visit is not to you; but I am very

glad to find you here and express the appreciation of several of us for your timely aid to Daddy Ben. He feels

much shame in having said nothing to you himself."

And while I muttered those inevitable modest nothings which fit such occasions, Miss St. Michael recounted

to the bride, whom she was ostensibly calling upon, and to the rest of our now once more harmonious circle,

my adventures in the alleys of Africa. These loomed, even with Miss St. Michael's perfectly quiet and simple

rendering of them, almost of heroic size, thanks doubtless to Daddy Ben's tropical imagery when he first told

the tale; and before they were over Miss St. Michael's marked recognition of me actually brought from Juno

some reflected recognition only this resembled in its graciousness the original about as correctly as a

hollow spoon reflects the human countenance divine. Still, it was at Juno's own request that I brought down

from my chamber and displayed to them the kettlesupporter.

I have said that Miss St. Michael's visit was ostensibly to the bride: and that is because for some magnetic

reason or other I felt diplomacy like an undercurrent passing among our chairs. Young John's expression

deepened, whenever he watched Juno, to a devilishness which his polite manners veiled no better than a

mosquito netting; and I believe that his aunt, on account of the battle between their respective nephews, had

for family reasons deemed it advisable to pay, indirectly, under cover of the bride, a state visit to Juno; and I

think that I saw Juno accepting it as a state visit, and that the two together, without using a word of spoken

language, gave each other to understand that the recent deplorable circumstances were a closed incident. I

think that his Aunt Josephine had desired young John to pay a visit likewise, and, to make sure of his speedy

compliance, had brought him along with hercoerced him, as Juno would have said. He wore somewhat the

look of having been "coerced," and he contributed remarkably few observations to the talk.

It was all harmonious, and decorous, and properly conducted, this state visit; yet even so, Juno and John

exchanged at parting some verbal sweetmeats which rather stuck out from the smooth meringue of

diplomacy.

She contemplated his bruise. "You are feeling stronger, I hope, than you have been lately? A bridegroom's

health should be good."

He thanked her. "I am feeling better tonight than for many weeks."

The rascal had the thirty dollars visibly bulging that moment in his pocket. I doubt if he had acquainted his

aunt with this episode, but she was certain to hear it soon; and when she did hear it, I rather fancy that she

wished to smileas I completely smiled alone in my bed that night thinking young John over.

But I did not go to sleep smiling; listening to the "Ode for the Daughters of Dixie" had been an ordeal too

truly painful, because it disclosed live feelings which I had thought were dead, or rather, it disclosed that

those feelings smouldered in the young as well as in the old. Doctor Beaugarcon didn't have themhe had

fought them out, just as Mr. Braintree had fought them out; and Mrs. Braintree, like Juno, retained them,

because she hadn't fought them out; and John Mayrant didn't have them, because he had been to other places;

and I didn't have themnever had had them in my life, because I came into the world when it was all over.

Why thenStop, I told myself, growing very wakeful, and seeing in the darkness He light which had come

to me, you have beheld ;he ashes, and even the sight has overwhelmed you; these others were born in the

ashes, and have had ashes to sleep in and ashes to eat. This I said to myself; and I remembered that War

hadn't been all; that Reconstruction came in due season; and I thought of the "reconstructed" negro, as Daddy

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negro. Still, still, this did not justify the whole of it to me; my perfectly innocent generation seemed to be

included in the unforgiving, unforgetting ode. "I must have it out with somebody," I said. And in time I fell

asleep.

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I was still thinking the ode over as I dressed for breakfast, for which I was late, owing to my hair, which the

changes in the weather had rendered somewhat recalcitrant. Yes; decidedly I must have it out with somebody.

The weather was once more superb; and in the garden beneath my window men were already sweeping away

the broken twigs and debris of the storm. I say "already," because it had not seemed to me to be the Kings

Port custom to remove debris, or anything, with speed. I also had it in my mind to perform at lunch Aunt

Carola's commission, and learn if the family of La Heu were indeed of royal descent through the Bombos. I

intended to find this out from the girl behind the counter, but the course which our conversation took led me

completely to forget about it.

As soon as I entered the Exchange I planted myself in front of the counter, in spite of the discouragement

which I too plainly perceived in her countenance; the unfavorable impression which I had made upon her at

our last interview was still in force.

I plunged into it at once. "I have a confession to make."

"You do me surprising honor."

"Oh, now, don't begin like that! I suppose you never told a lie."

"I'm telling the truth now when I say that I do not see why an entire stranger should confess anything to me."

"Oh, my goodness! Well, I told you a lie, anyhow; a great, successful, deplorable lie."

She opened her mouth under the shock of it, and I recited to her unsparingly my deception; during this recital

her mouth gradually closed.

"Well, I declare, declare, declare!" she slowly and deliciously breathed over the sum total; and she considered

me at length, silently, before her words came again, like a soft soliloquy. "I could never have believed it in

one who"here gayety flashed in her eyes suddenly"parts his back hair so rigidly. Oh, I beg your pardon

for being personal!" And her gayety broke in ripples. Some habitual instinct moved me to turn to the

lookingglass. "Useless!" she cried, "you can't see it in that. But it's perfectly splendid today."

Nature has been kind to me in many waysnay, prodigal; it is not every man who can perceive the humor in

a jest of which he is himself the subject. I laughed with her. "I trust that I am forgiven," I said.

"Oh, yes, you are forgiven! Come out, General, and give the gentleman your right paw, and tell him that he is

forgivenif only for the sake of Daddy Ben." With these latter words she gave me a gracious nod of

understanding. They were all thanking me for the kettlesupporter! She probably knew also the tale of John

Mayrant, the cards, and the bedside.

The curly dog came out, and went through his part very graciously.

"I can guess his last name," I remarked.

"General's? How? Oh, you've heard it! I don't believe in you any more."


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"That's not a bit handsome, after my confession. No, I'm getting to understand South Carolina a little. You

came from the 'upcountry,' you call your dog General; his name is General Hampton!"

Her laughter assented. "Tell me some more about South Carolina," she added with her caressing insinuation.

"Well, to begin with"

"Go sit down at your lunchtable first. Aunt Josephine would never tolerate my encouraging gentlemen to

talk to me over the counter."

I went back obediently, and then resumed: "Well, what sort of people are those who own the handsome

garden behind Mrs. Trevise's!"

"I don't know them."

"Thank you; that's all I wanted."

"What do you mean?"

"They're new people. I could tell it from the way you stuck your nose in the air."

"Sir!"

"Oh, if you talk about my hair, I can talk about your nose, I think. I suspected that they were: 'new people'

because they cleaned up their garden immediately after the storm this morning. Now, I'll tell you something

else: the whole South looks down on the whole North."

She made her voice kind. "Do you mind it very much?"

I joined in her latent mirth. "It makes life not worth living! But more than this, South Carolina looks down on

the whole South."

"Not Virginia."

"Not? An 'entire stranger,' you know, sometimes notices things which escape the family eyefamily

likenesses in the children, for instance."

"Never Virginia," she persisted.

"Very well, very well! Somehow you've admitted the rest, however."

She began to smile.

"And next, Kings Port looks down on all the rest of South Carolina."

She now laughed outright. "An upcountry girl will not deny that, anyhow!"

"And finally, your aunts"

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"The whole of it?"

"If you mean the thirty thousand negroes"

"No, there are other white people herethere goes your nose again!"

"I will not have you so impudent, sir!"

"A thousand pardons, I'm on my knees. But your aunts" There was such a flash of war in her eye that I

stopped.

"May I not even mention them?" I asked her.

And suddenly upon this she became serious and gentle. "I thought that you understood them. Would you take

them from their seclusion, too? It is all they have leftsince you burned the rest in 1865."

I had made her say what I wanted! That "you" was what I wanted. Now I should presently have it out with

her. But, for the moment, I did not disclaim the "you." I said:

"The burning in 1865 was horrible, but it was war."

"It was outrage."

"Yes, the same kind as England's, who burned Washington in 1812, and whom you all so deeply admire."

She had, it seemed, no answer to this. But we trembled on the verge of a real quarrel. It was in her voice

when she said:

"I think I interrupted you."

I pushed the risk one step nearer the verge, because of the words I wished finally to reach. "In 1812, when

England burned our White House down, we did not sit in the ashes; we set about rebuilding."

And now she burst out. "That's not fair, that's perfectly inexcusable! Did England then set loose on us a pack

of black savages and politicians to help us rebuild? Why, this very day I cannot walk on the other side of the

river, I dare not venture off the New Bridge; and you who first beat us and then unleashed the blacks to riot in

a new 'equality' that they were no more fit for than so many apes, you sat back at ease in your victory and

your progress, having handed the vote to the negro as you might have handed a kerosene lamp to a child of

three, and let us crushed, breathless people cope with the chaos and destruction that never came near you.

Why, how can you dare" Once again, admirably she pulled herself up as she had done when she spoke of

the President. "I mustn't!" she declared, half whispering, and then more clearly and calmly, "I mustn't." And

she shook her head as if shaking something off. "Nor must you," she finished, charmingly and quietly, with a

smile.

"I will not," I assured her. She was truly noble.

"But I did think that you understood us," she said pensively.

"Miss La Heu, when you talked to me about the President and the White House, I said that you were hard to

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"Perfectly. I said I was glad you found me so.'

"You helped me to understand you then, and now I want to be helped to further understanding. Last night I

heard the 'Ode for the Daughters of Dixie.' I had a bad time listening to that."

"Do you presume to criticise it? Do we criticise your Grand Army reunions, and your 'Marching through

Georgia,' and your 'John Brown's Body,' and your Arlington Museum? Can we not be allowed to celebrate

our heroes and our glories and sing our songs?"

She had helped me already! Still, still, the something I was groping for, the something which had given me

such pain during the ode, remained undissolved, remained unanalyzed between us; I still had to have it out

with her, and the point was that it had to be with her, and not simply with myself alone. We must thrash out

together the way to an understanding; an agreement was not in the least necessarywe could agree to differ,

for that matter, with perfect cordialitybut an understanding we must reach. And as I was thinking this my

light increased, and I saw clearly the ultimate thing which lay at the bottom of my own feeling, and which

had been strangely confusing me all along. This discovery was the key to the whole remainder of my talk; I

never let go of it. The first thing it opened for me was that Eliza La Heu didn't understand me, which was

quite natural, since I had only just this moment become clear to myself.

"Many of us," I began, "who have watched the soiling touch of politics make dirty one clean thing after

another, would not be wholly desolated to learn that the Grand Army of the Republic had gone to another

world to sing its songs and draw its pensions."

She looked astonished, and then she laughed. Down in the South here she was too far away to feel the vile

uses to which present politics had turned past heroism

"But," I continued, "we haven't any Daughters of the Union banded together and handing it down."

"It?" she echoed. "Well, if the deeds of your heroes are not a sacred trust to you, don't invite us, please, to

resemble you."

I waited for more, and a little more came.

"We consider Northerners foreigners, you know."

Again I felt that hurt which hearing the ode had given me, but I now knew how I was going to take it, and

where we were presently coming out; and I knew she didn't mean quite all thatdidn't mean it every day, at

least and that my speech had driven her to saying it.

"No, Miss La Heu; you don't consider Northerners, who understand you, to be foreigners."

"We have never met any of that sort."

("Yes," I thought, "but you really want to. Didn't you say you hoped I was one? Away down deep there's a

cry of kinship in you; and that you don't hear it, and that we don't hear it, has been as much our fault as yours.

I see that very well now, but I'm afraid to tell you so, yet.")

What I said was: "We're handing the 'sacred trust' down, I hope."

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"I said we were not handing 'it' down."

I didn't wonder that irritation again moulded her reply. "You must excuse a daughter of Dixie if she finds the

words of a son of the Union beyond her. We haven't had so many advantages."

There she touched what I had thought over during my wakeful hours: the tale of the ashes, the desolate ashes!

The war had not prevented my parents from sending me to school and college, but here the old had seen the

young grow up starved of what their fathers had given them, and the young had looked to the old and known

their stripped heritage.

"Miss La Heu," I said, "I could not tell you, you would not wish me to tell you, what the sight of Kings Port

has made me feel. But you will let me say this: I have understood for a long while about your old people,

your old ladies, whose faces are so fine and sad."

I paused, but she merely looked at me, and her eyes were hard.

"And I may say this, too. I thank you very sincerely for bringing completely home to me what I had begun to

make out for myself. I hope the Daughters of Dixie will go on singing of their heroes."

I paused again, and now she looked away, out of the window into Royal Street.

"Perhaps," I still continued, "you will hardly believe me when I say that I have looked at your monuments

here with an emotion more poignant even than that which Northern monuments raise in me."

"Why?"

"Oh!" I exclaimed. "Need you have asked that? The North won."

"You are quite dispassionate!" Her eyes were always toward the window.

"That's my 'sacred trust.'"

It made her look at me. "Yours?"

"Not yoursyet! It would be yours if you had won." I thought a slight change came in her steady scrutiny.

"And, Miss La Heu, it was awful about the negro. It is awful. The young North thinks so just as much as you

do. Oh, we shock our old people! We don't expect them to change, but they mustn't expect us not to. And

even some of them have begun to whisper a little doubtfully. But never mind themhere's the negro. We

can't kick him out. That plan is childish. So, it's like two men having to live in one house. The white man

would keep the house in repair, the black would let it rot. Well, the black must take orders from the white.

And it will end so."

She was eager. "Slavery again, you think?"

"Oh, never! It was too injurious to ourselves. But something between slavery and equality." And I ended with

a quotation: "'Patience, cousin, and shuffle the cards.'"

"You may call me cousinthis oncebecause you have been, really, quite nicefor a Northerner."

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"Not a Northerner, Miss La Heu."

She became mocking. "Scarcely a Southerner, I presume?"

But I kept my smile and my directness. "No more a Southerner than a Northerner."

"Pray what, then?"

"An American."

She was silent.

"It's the 'sacred trust'for me."

She was still silent.

"If my state seceded from the Union tomorrow, I should side with the Union against her."

She was frankly astonished now. "Would you really?" And I think some light about me began to reach her. A

Northerner willing to side against a Northern state! I was very glad that I had found that phrase to make clear

to her my American creed.

I proceeded. "I shall help to hand down all the glories and all the sadnesses; Lee's, Lincoln's, everybody's. But

I shall not hand 'it' down."

This checked her.

"It's easy for me, you know," I hastily explained. "Nothing noble about it at all. But from noble people"and

I looked hard at her"one ex pects, sooner or later, noble things."

She repressed something she had been going to reply.

"If ever I have children," I finished, "they shall know 'Dixie' and 'Yankee Doodle' by heart, and never know

the difference. By that time I should think they might have a chance of hearing 'Yankee Doodle' in Kings

Port."

Again she checked a rapid retort. "Well," she, after a pause, repeated, "you have been really quite nice."

"May I tell you what you have been?"

"Certainly not. Have you seen Mr. Mayrant today?"

"We have an engagement to walk this afternoon. May I go walking with you sometime?"

"May he, General?" A wagging tail knocked on the floor behind the counter. "General says that he will think

about it. What makes you like Mr. Mayrant so much?"

This question struck me as an odd one; nor could I make out the import of the peculiar tone in which she put

it. "Why, I should think everybody would like himexcept, perhaps, his double victim."

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"Yes, first of his fist and then ofof his hand!"

But she didn't respond.

"Of his handhis poker hand," I explained.

"Poker hand?" She remained honestly vague.

It rejoiced me to be the first to tell her. "You haven't heard of Master John's last performance? Well, finding

himself forced by that immeasurable old Aunt Josephine of yours to shake hands, he shook 'em all right, but

he took thirty dollars away as a little setoff for his pious docility."

"Oh!" she murmured, overwhelmed with astonishment. Then she broke into one of her delicious peals of

laughter.

"Anybody," I said, "likes a boy who plays a handand a fistto that tune." I continued to say a number of

commendatory words about young John, while her sparkling eyes rested upon me. But even as I talked I grew

aware that these eyes were not sparkling, were starry rather, and distant, and that she was not hearing what I

said; so I stopped abruptly, and at the stopping she spoke, like a person waking up.

"Oh, yes! Certainly he can take care of himself. Why not?"

"Rather creditable, don't you think?"

"Creditable?"

"Considering his aunts and everything."

She became haughty on the instant. "Upon my word! And do you suppose the women of South Carolina don't

wish their men to be men? Why"she returned to mirth and that arch mockery which was her special

charm"we South Carolina women consider virtue our business, and we don't expect the men to meddle

with it!"

"Primal, perpetual, necessary!" I cried. "When that division gets blurred, society is doomed. Are you sure

John can take care of himself every way?"

"I have other things than Mr. Mayrant to think about." She said this quite sharply.

It surprised me. "To be sure," I assented. "But didn't you once tell me that you thought he was simple?"

She opened her ledger. "It's a great honor to have one's words so well remembered."

I was still at a loss. "Anyhow, the wedding is postponed," I continued; "and the cake. Of course one can't help

wondering how it's all coming out."

She was now working at her ledger, bending her head over it. "Have you ever met Miss Rieppe?" She

inquired this with a sort of wonderful softnesswhich I was to hear again upon a still more memorable

occasion.

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She wrote on for a little while before saying, with her pencil steadily busy, "Why?"

"Why? Don't you? After all this fuss?"

"Oh, certainly," she drawled. "She is so much admiredby Northerners."

"I do hope John is able to take care of himself," I purposely repeated.

"Take care of yourself!" she laughed angrily over her ledger.

"Me? Why? I understand you less and less!"

"Very likely."

"Why, I want to help him!" I protested. "I don't want him to marry her. Oh, by the way do you happen to

know what it is that she is coming here to see for herself?"

In a moment her ledger was left, and she was looking at me straight. Coming? When?

"Soon. In an automobile. To see something for herself."

She pondered for quite a long moment; then her eyes returned, searchingly, to me. "You didn't make that up?"

I laughed, and explained. "Some of them, at any rate," I finished, "know what she's coming for. They were

rather queer about it, I thought."

She pondered again. I noticed that she had deeply flushed, and that the flush was leaving her. Then she fixed

her eyes on me once more. "They wouldn't tell you?"

"I think that they came inadvertently near it, once or twice, and remembered just in time that I didn't know

about it."

"But since you do know pretty much about it!" she laughed.

I shook my head. "There's something else, something that's turned up; the sort of thing that upsets

calculations. And I merely hoped that you'd know."

On those last words of mine she gave me quite an extraordinary look, and then, as if satisfied with what she

saw in my face.

"They don't talk to me."

It was an assurance, it was true, it had the ring of truth, that evident genuineness which a piece of real

confidence always possesses; she meant me to know that we were in the same boat of ignorance today. And

yet, as I rose from my lunch and came forward to settle for it, I was aware of some sense of defeat, of having

been held off just as the ladies on High Walk had held me off.

"Well," I sighed, "I pin my faith to the aunt who says he'll never marry her."

Miss La Heu had no more to say upon the subject. "Haven't you forgotten something?" she inquired gayly;

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"I clean forgot it!"

"No loss. It is very stale; and tomorrow I shall have a fresh supply ready."

As I departed through the door I was conscious of her eyes following me, and that she had spoken of Lady

Baltimore precisely because she was thinking of something else.

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She had been strange, perceptibly strange, had Eliza La Heu; that was the most which I could make out of it. I

had angered her in some manner wholly beyond my intention or understanding and not all at one fixed point

in our talk; her irritation had come out and gone in again in spots all along the colloquy, and it had been a

displeasure wholly apart from that indignation which had flashed up in her over the negro question. This,

indeed, I understood well enough, and admired her for, and admired still more her gallant control of it; as for

the other, I gave it up.

A sense of guilta very slight one, to be suredispersed my speculations when I was preparing for dinner,

and Aunt Carola's postscript, open upon my writingtable, reminded me that I had never asked Miss La Heu

about the Bombos. Well, the Bombos could keep! And I descended to dinner a little late (as too often) to feel

instantly in the air that they had been talking about me. I doubt if any company in the world, from the Greeks

down through Machiavelli to the present moment, has ever been of a subtlety adequate to conceal from an

observant person entering a room the fact that he has been the subject of their conversation. This company, at

any rate, did not conceal it from me. Not even when the upcountry bride astutely greeted me with:

"Why, we were just speaking of you! We were lust saying it would be a perfect shame if you missed those

flowers at Live Oaks." And, at this, various of the guests assured me that another storm would finish them;

upon which I assured every one that tomorrow should see me embark upon the Live Oaks excursion boat,

knowing quite well in my heart that some decidedly different question concerning me had been hastily

dropped upon my appearance at the door. It poked up its little concealed head, did this question, when the

bride said later to me, with immense archness:

"How any gentleman can help falling just daid in love with that lovely young girl at the Exchange, I don't

see!"

"But I haven't helped it!" I immediately exclaimed.

"Oh!" declared the bride with unerring perception, "that just shows he hasn't been smitten at all! Well, I'd be

ashamed, if I was a single gentleman." And while I brought forth additional phrases concerning the distracted

state of my heart, she looked at me with large, limpid eyes. "Anybody could tell you're not afraid of a rival,"

was her resulting comment; upon which several of the et ceteras laughed more than seemed to me

appropriate.

I left them all free again to say what they pleased; for John Mayrant called for me to go upon our walk while

we were still seated at table, and at table they remained after I had excused myself.

The bruise over John's left eye was fading out, but traces of his spiritual battle were deepening. During the

visit which he had paid (under compulsion, I am sure) to Juno at our boardinghouse in company with Miss

Josephine St. Michael, his recent financial triumph at the bedside had filled his face with diabolic elation as

he confronted his victim's enraged but checkmated aunt; when to the thinly veiled venom of her inquiry as to

a bridegroom's health he had retorted with venom as thinly veiled that he was feeling better that night than for

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man he was, and Juno had remarked how fervently she trusted that marriage might cure him of his deplorable

tendencies. But today his vitality had sagged off beneath the weight of his preoccupation: it looked to me as

if, by a day or two more, the boy's face might be grown haggard.

Whether by intention, or, as is more likely, by the perfectly natural and spontaneous working of his nature, he

speedily made it plain to me that our relation, our acquaintance, had progressed to a stage more friendly and

confidential. He did not reveal this by imparting any confidence to me; far from it; it was his silence that

indicated the ease he had come to feel in my company. Upon our last memorable interview he had embarked

at once upon a hasty yet evidently predetermined course of talk, because he feared that I might touch upon

subjects which he wished excluded from all discussion between us; today he embarked upon nothing, made

no conventional effort of any sort, but walked beside me, content with my mere society; if it should happen

that either of us found a thought worth expressing aloud, good! and if this should not happen, why, good also!

And so we walked mutely and agreeably together for a long while. The thought which was growing clear in

my mind, and which was decidedly worthy of expression, was also unluckily one which his new reliance

upon my discretion completely forbade my uttering in even the most shadowy manner; but it was a

conviction which Miss Josephine St. Michael should have been quick to force upon him for his good. Quite

apart from selfish reasons, he had no right to marry a girl whom he had ceased to care for. The code which

held a "gentleman" to his plighted troth in such a case did more injury to the "lady" than any "jilting" could

possibly do. Never until now had I thought this out so lucidly, and I was determined that time and my own

tact should assuredly help me find a way to say it to him, if he continued in his present course.

"Daddy Ben says you can't be a real Northerner."

This was his first observation, and I think that we must have walked a mile before he made it.

"Because I pounded a negro? Of course, he retains your Southern antebellum mythical notion of

Northernersall of us willing to have them marry our sisters. Well, there's a lady at our boardinghouse who

says you are a real gambler."

The impish look came curling round his lips, but for a moment only, and it was gone.

"That shook Daddy Ben up a good deal."

"Having his grandson do it, do you mean?"

"Oh, he's used to his grandson! Grandsons in that race might just as well be dogs for all they know or care

about their progenitors. Yet Daddy Ben spent his savings on educating Charles Cotesworth and two

morebut not one of them will give the old man a house today. If ever I have a home" John stopped

himself, and our silence was no longer easy; our unspoken thoughts looked out of our eyes so that they could

not meet. Yet no one, unless directly invited by him, had the right to say to hint what I was thinking, except

some near relative. Therefore, to relieve this silence which had ceased to be agreeable, I talked about Daddy

Ben and his grandsons, and negro voting, and the huge lie of "equality" which our lips vociferate and our

lives daily disprove. This took us comfortably away from weddings and cakes into the subject of lynching,

my violent condemnation of which surprised him; for our discussion had led us over a wide field, and one

fertile in wellknown disputes of the evergreen sort, conducted by the North mostly with more theory than

experience, and by the South mostly with more heat than light; whereas, between John and me, I may say that

our amiability was surpassed only by our intelligence! Each allowed for the other's standpoint, and both met

in many views: he would have voted against the last national Democratic ticket but for the Republican

upholding of negro equality, while I assured him that such stupid and criminal upholding was on the wane.

He informed me that he did not believe the pure blooded African would ever be capable of taking the

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probability, and teach the African whatever he could profitably learn and no more; and each of us agreed with

the other. I think that we were at one, save for the fact that I was, after all, a Northernerand that is a

blemish which nobody in Kings Port can quite get over. John, therefore, was unprepared for my wholesale

denunciation of lynching.

"With your clear view of the negro," he explained.

"My dear man, it's my clear view of the white! It's the white, the American citizen, the 'hope of humanity,' as

he enjoys being called, who, after our Englishspeaking race has abolished public executions, degenerates

back to the Stone Age. It's upon him that lynching works the true injury."

"They're nothing but animals," he muttered.

"Would you treat an animal in that way?" I inquired.

He persisted. "You'd do it yourself if you had to suffer from them."

"Very probably. Is that an answer? What I'd never do would be to make a show, an entertainment, a circus,

out of it, run excursion trains to see itcome, should you like your sister to buy tickets for a lynching?"

This brought him up rather short. "I should never take part myself," he presently stated, "unless it were

immediate personal vengeance."

"Few brothers or husbands would blame you," I returned. "It would be hard to wait for the law. But let no

community which treats it as a public spectacle presume to call itself civilized."

He gave a perplexed smile, shaking his head over it. "Sometimes I think civilization costs"

"Civilization costs all you've got!" I cried.

"More than I've got!" he declared. "I'm mortal tired of civilization."

"Ah, yes! What male creature is not? And neither of us will live quite long enough to see the smashup of our

own."

"Aren't you sometimes inconsistent?" he inquired, laughing.

"I hope so," I returned. "Consistency is a form of death. The dead are the only perfectly consistent people."

"And sometimes you sound like a Socialist," he pursued, still laughing.

"Never!" I shouted. "Don't class me with those untrained puppies of thought. And you'll generally observe," I

added, "that the more nobly a Socialist vaporizes about the rights of humanity, the more wives and children

he has abandoned penniless along the trail of his life."

He was livelier than ever at this. "What date have you fixed for the smashup of our present civilization?"

"Why fix dates? Is it not diversion enough to watch, and step handsomely through one's own part, with

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Pensiveness returned upon him. "I shall be able to step through my own part, I think." He paused, and I was

wondering secretly, "Does that include the wedding?" when he continued: "What's there to laugh at?"

"Why, our imperishable selves! For instance: we swear by universal suffrage. Well, sows' ears are an

invaluable thing in their place, on the head of the animal; but send them to make your laws, and what

happens? Bribery, naturally. The silk purse buys the sow's ear. We swear by Christianity, but dishonesty is

our present religion. That little phrase 'In God We Trust' is about as true as the silver dollar it's stamped on

worth some thirtynine cents. We get awfully serious about whether or no good can come of evil, when every

skyscraping thief of finance is helping hospitals with one hand while the other's in my pocket; and good and

evil attend each other, lead to each other, are such Siamese twins that if separated they would both die. We

make phrases about peace, pity, and brotherhood, while every nation stands prepared for shipwreck and for

the sinking plank to which two are clinging and the stronger pushes the weaker into the flood and thus floats

safe. Why, the old apple of wisdom, which Adam and Eve swallowed and thus lost their innocence, was a

gentle nursery drug compared with the new apple of competition, which, as soon as chewed, instantly

transforms the heart into a second brain. But why worry, when nothing is final? Haven't you and I, for

instance, lamented the present rottenness of smart society? Why, when kings by the name of George sat on

the throne of England, society was just as drunken, just as dissolute! Then a decent queen came, and society

behaved itself; and now, here we come round again to the Georges, only with the name changed! There's

nothing final. So, when things are as you don't like them, remember that and bear them; and when they're as

you do like them, remember it and make the most of themand keep a good sleeve handy!"

"Have you got any creed at all?" he demanded.

"Certanly; but I don't live up to it."

"That's not expected. May I ask what it is?"

"It's in Latin."

"Well, I can probably bear it. Aunt Eliza had a classical tutor for me."

I always relish a chance to recite my favorite poet, and I began accordingly:

          "Laetus in praesens animus quod ultra est

          Oderit curare et"

"I know that one!" he exclaimed, interrupting me. "The tutor made me put it into English verse. I had the

severest sort of a time. I ran away from it twice to a deerhunt." And he, in his turn, recited:

          "Who hails each present hour with zest

          Hates fretting what may be the rest,

          Makes bitter sweet with lazy jest;

          Naught is in every portion blest."

I complimented him, in spite of my slight annoyance at being deprived by him of the chance to declaim Latin

poetry, which is an exercise that I approve and enjoy; but of course, to go on with it, after he had intervened

with his translation, would have been flat.

"You have written good English, and very close to the Latin, too," I told him, "particularly in the last line."

And I picked up from the bridge which we were crossing, an oystershell, and sent it skimming over the

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"I suppose you wonder why we call this the 'New Bridge,'" he remarked.

"I did wonder when I first came," I replied.

He smiled. "You're getting used to us!"

This long structure wore, in truth, no appearance of yesterday. It was newer than the "New Bridge" which it

had replaced some fifteen years ago, and which for forty years had borne the same title. Spanning the broad

river upon a legion of piles, this wooden causeway lies low against the face of the water, joining the town

with a serene and pensive country of pines and live oaks and level opens, where glimpses of cabin and

plantation serve to increase the silence and the soft, mysterious loneliness. Into this the road from the bridge

goes straight and among the purple vagueness gently dissolves away.

We watched a slow, deepladen boat sliding down toward the draw, across which we made our way, and

drew near the further end of the bridge. The straight avenue of the road in front of us took my eyes down its

quiet vista, until they were fixed suddenly by an alien object, a growing dot, accompanied by dust, whence

came the small, distorted honks of an automobile. These fat, importunate sounds redoubled as the machine

rushed toward the bridge, growing up to its full staring, brazen dimensions. Six or seven figures sat in it, all

of the same dusty, shrouded likeness, their big glass eyes and their masked mouths suggesting some fabled,

unearthly race, a family of replete and bilious ogres; so that as they flew honking by us I called out to

John:

"Behold the yellow rich!" and then remembered that his Hortense probably sat among them.

The honks redoubled, and we turned to see that the drawbridge had no thought of waiting for them. We also

saw a bewildered curly white dog and a young girl, who called despairingly to him as he disappeared beneath

the automobile. The engine of murder could not, as is usual, proceed upon its way, honking, for the

drawbridge was visibly swinging open to admit the passage of the boat. When John and I had run back near

enough to become ourselves a part of the incident, the white dog lay still behind the stationary automobile,

whose passengers were craning their muffled necks and glass eyes to see what they had done, while one of

their number had got out, and was stooping to examine if the machine had sustained any injuries. The young

girl, with a face of anguish, was calling the dog's name as she hastened toward him, and her voice aroused

him: he lifted his head, got on his legs, and walked over to her, which action on his part brought from the

automobile a penetrating female voice:

"Well, he's in better luck than that Savannah dog!"

But General was not in luck. He lay quietly down at the feet of his mistress and we soon knew that life had

passed from his faithful body. The first stroke of grief, dealt her in such cruel and sudden form, overbore the

poor girl's pride and reserve; she made no attempt to remember or heed surroundings, but kneeling and

placing her arms about the neck of her dead servant, she spoke piteously aloud:

"And I raised him, I raised him from a puppy!"

The female voice, at this, addressed the traveller who was examining the automobile: "Charley, a five or a ten

spot is what her feelings need."

The obedient and munificent Charley straightened up from his stooping among the mechanical entrails,

dexterously produced money, and advanced with the selected bill held out politely in his hand, while the

glass eyes and the masks peered down at the performance. Eliza La Heu had perceived none of this, for she

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aid. But when Charley, quite at hand, began to speak words which were instantly obliterated from my

memory by what happened, the young girl realized his intention and straightened stiffly, while John, with the

rapidity of light, snatched the extended bill from Charley's hand, and tearing it in four pieces, threw it in his

face.

A foreign voice cackled from the automobile: "Oh la la! il a du panache!"

But Charley now disclosed himself to be a true man of the worldthe financial worldby picking the

pieces out of the mud; and, while he wiped them and enclosed them in his handkerchief and with perfect

dignity returned them to his pocket, he remarked simply, with a shrug: "As you please." His accent also was

ever so little foreignthat New York downtown foreign, of the second generation, which stamps so, many of

our bankers.

The female now leaned from her seat, and with the tone of setting the whole thing right, explained : "We had

no idea it was a lady."

"Doubtless you're not accustomed to their appearance," said John to Charley.

I don't know what Charley would have done about this; for while the completely foreign voice was

delightedly whispering, "Toujours le panache!" a new, deep, and altogether different female voice

exclaimed:

"Why, John, it's you!"

So that was Hortense, then! That rich and quiet utterance was hers, a schooled and studied management of

speech. I found myself surprised, and I knew directly why; that word of one of the old ladles, "I consider that

she looks like a steel wasp," had implanted in me some definite antici pations to which the voice certainly

did not correspond. How fervently I desired that she would lift her thick veil, while John, with hat in hand,

was greeting her, and being presented to her companions! Why she had not spoken to John sooner was of

course a recondite question, and beyond my power to determine with merely the given situation to guide me.

Hadn't she recognized him before? Had her thick veil, and his position, and the general slight flurry of the

misadventure, intercepted recognition until she heard his voice when he addressed Charley. Or had she

known her lover at once, and rapidly decided that the moment was an unpropitious one for a first meeting

after absence, and that she would pass on to Kings Port unrevealed, but then had found this plan become

impossible through the collision between Charley and John? It was not until certain incidents of the days

following brought Miss Rieppe's nature a good deal further home to me, that a third interpretation of her

delay in speaking to John dawned upon my mind; that I was also made aware how a woman's understanding

of the words "Steel wasp," when applied by her to one of her own sex, may differ widely from a man's

understanding of them; and that Miss Rieppe, through her thick veil, saw from her seat in the automobile

something which my own unencumbered vision had by no means detected.

But now, here on the bridge, even her outward appearance was as shrouded as her inward qualitiessave

such as might be audible in that voice, as her skilful, wellplaced speeches to one and the other of the

company tided over and carried off into ease this uneasy moment. All men, at such a voice, have pricked up

their ears since the beginning; there was much woman in it; each slow, schooled syllable called its challenge

to questing man. But I got no chance to look in the eye that went with that voice; she took all the advantages

which her veil gave her; and how well she used them I was to learn later.

In the general smoothingout process which she was so capably effecting, her attention was about to reach

me, when my name was suddenly called out from behind her. It was Beverly Rodgers, that accomplished and

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in his company, frequently declaring in his genial, irresponsible way that New York society was going to the

devil. But many tempting dances on the land, and cruises on the water, had taken him deep among our lower

classes that have boiled up from the bottom with their millionsand besides, there would be nothing to

marvel at in Beverly's presence in any company that should include Hortense Rieppe, if she carried out the

promise of her voice.

Beverly was his customary, charming, effusive self, coming out of the automobile to me with his "By Jove,

old man," and his "Who'd have thought it, old fellow?" and sprinkling urbane little drops of jocosity over us

collectively, as the garden waterturning apparatus sprinkles a lawn. His knowing me, and the way he

brought it out, and even the tumbling into the road of a few wraps and chattels of travel as he descended from

the automobile, and the necessity of picking these up and handing them back with delightful little jocular

apologies, such as, "By Jove, what a lout I am," all this helped the meeting on prodigiously, and got us

gratefully away from the disconcerting incident of the torn money. Charley was helpful, too; you would never

have supposed from the polite smalltalk which he was now offering to John Mayrant that he had within

some three minutes received the equivalent of a slap across the eyes from that youth, and carried the soiled

consequences m his pocket. And such a thing is it to be a true man of the world of finance, that upon the

arrival now of a second automobile, also his property, and containing a set of maids and valets, and also some

live dogs sitting up, covered with glass eyes and wrappings like their owners, munificent Charley at once

offered the dead dog and his mistress a place in it, and begged she would let it take her wherever she wished

to go. Everybody exclaimed copiously and condolingly over the unfortunate occurrence. What a fine animal

he was, to be sure! What breed was he? Of course, he wasn't used to automobiles! Was it quite certain that he

was dead? Quel dommage! And Charley would be so happy to replace him.

And how was Eliza La Heu bearing herself amid these murmurously chattered infelicities? She was listening

with composure to the murmurs of Hortense Rieppe, more felicitous, no doubt. Miss Rieppe, through her

veil, was particularly devoting herself to Miss La Lieu. I could not hear what she said; the little chorus of

condolence and suggestion intercepted all save her tone, and that, indeed, coherently sustained its measured

cadence through the texture of fragments uttered by Charley and the others. Eliza La Heu had now got herself

altogether in hand, and, saving her pale cheeks, no sign betrayed that the young girl's feelings had been so

recently too strong for her. To these strangers, ignorant of her usual manner, her present strange quietness

may very well have been accepted as her habit.

"Thank you," she replied to munificent Charley's offer that she would use his second automobile. She

managed to make her polite words cut like a scythe. "I should crowd it."

"But they shall get out and walk; it will be good for them," said Charley, indicating the valets and maids, and

possibly the dogs, too.

Beverly Rodgers did much better than Charley. With a charming gesture and bow, he offered his own seat in

the first automobile. "I am going to walk in any case," he assured her.

"One gentleman among them," I heard John Mayrant mutter behind me.

Miss La Heu declined, the chorus urged, but Beverly (who was indeed a gentleman, every inch of him) shook

his head imperceptibly at Charley; and while the little exclamations"Do come! So much more

comfortable! So nice to see more of you!"dropped away, Miss La Heu had settled her problem quite

simply for herself. A little procession of vehicles, townward bound, had gathered on the bridge, waiting until

the closing of the draw should allow them to continue upon their way. From these most of the occupants had

descended, and were staring with avidity at us all; the great glass eyes and the great refulgent cars held them

in timidity and fascination, and the poor lifeless white body of General, stretched beside the way, heightened

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this had sent their eyes back to the automobile with increased awe. Eliza La Heu summoned one of the

onlookers, an old negro; at some word she said to him he hurried back and returned, leading his horse and

empty cart, and General was lifted into this. The girl took her seat beside the old driver.

"No," she said to John Mayrant, "certainly not."

I wondered at the needless severity with which she declined his offer to accompany her and help her.

He stood by the wheel of the cart, looking up at her and protesting, and I joined him.

"Thank you," she returned, "I need no one. You will both oblige me by saying no more about it."

"John!" It was the slow, wellcalculated utterance of Hortense Rieppe. Did I hear in it the caressing note of

love?

John turned.

The draw had swung to, the mast and sail of the vessel were separating away from the bridge with a stealthy

motion, men with iron bars were at work fastening the draw secure, and horses' hoofs knocked nervously

upon the wooden flooring as the internal churning of the automobiles burst upon their innocent ears.

"John, if Mr. Rodgers is really not going with us"

Thus Hortense; and at that Miss La Heu:

"Why do you keep them waiting?" There was no caress in that note! It was polished granite.

He looked up at her on her high seat by the extremely dilapidated negro, and then he walked forward and

took his place beside his veiled fiancee, among the glass eyes. A hiss of sharp noise spurted from the

automobiles, horses danced, and then, smoothly, the two huge engines were gone with their cargo of large,

distorted shapes, leaving behind themquite as our present epoch will leave behind ita trail of power, of

ingenuity, of ruthlessness, and a bad smell.

"Hold hard, old boy!" chuckled Beverly, to whom I communicated this sentiment. "How do you know the

stink of one generation does not become the perfume of the next?" Beverly, when he troubled to put a thing at

all (which was seldomfor he kept his quite good brains wellnigh perpetually turned out to grassor

rather to grass widows) always put it well, and with a bracing vocabulary. "Hullo!" he now exclaimed, and

walked out into the middle of the roadway, where he picked up a parasol. "Kitty will be in a jolly old stew.

None of its expensive bones broken however." And then he hailed me by a name of our youth." What are you

doing down here, you old sourbelly?"

"Watching you sun yourself on the fat cushions of the yellow rich."

"Oh, shucks, old man, they're not so yellow!"

"Charley strikes me as yellower than his own gold."

"Charley's not a bad little sort. Of course, he needs coaching a bit here and therejust now, for instance,

when he didn't see that that girl wouldn't think of riding in the machine that had just killed her dog. By Jove,

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"Fireeater! He's a lot more decent than you or I."

"But that's saying so little, dear boy!"

"Seriously, Beverly."

"Oh, hang it with your 'seriously'! Well, then, seriously, melodrama was the correct ticket and all that in

1840, but we've outgrown it; it's devilish demode to chuck things in people's faces.

"I'm not sorry John Mayrant did it!" I brought out his name with due emphasis.

"All the same," Beverly was beginning, when the automobile returned rapidly upon us, and, guessing the

cause of this, he waved the parasol. Charley descended to get itan unnecessary act, prompted, I suppose,

by the sudden relief of finding that it was not lost.

He made his thanks marked. "It is my sister's," he concluded, to me, by way of explanation, in his slightly

foreign accent. "It is not much, but it has got some stones and things in the handle."

We were favored with a bow from the veiled Hortense, shrill thanks from Kitty, and the car, turning, again

left us in a moment.

"You've got a Frenchman along," I said.

"Little Gazza," Beverly returned. "Italian; though from his morals you'd never guess he wasn't Parisian. Great

people in Rome. Hereditary right to do something in the presence of the Popeor not to do it, I forget which.

Not a bit of a bad little sort, Gazza. He has just sold a lot of old furnitureRenaissanceLorenzo du

Borgiathat sort of jolly old truckto Bohm, you know.

I didn't know.

"Oh, yes, you do, old boy. Harry Bohm, of Bohm Cohn. Everybody knows Bohm, and we'll all be knowing

Cohn by next year. Gazza has sold him a lot of furniture, too. Bohm's from Pittsfield, or South Lee, or East

Canaan, or West Stockbridge, or some of those other backcountry cider presses that squirt some of the

hardest propositions into Wall Street. He's just back from buying a railroad, and four or five mines in Mexico.

Bohm represents Christianity in the firm. At Newport they call him the military attache to Jerusalem. He's the

big chap that sat behind me in the car. He'll marry Kitty as soon as she can get her divorce. Bohm's a jolly old

sortand I tell you, you old sourbelly, you're letting this Southern moss grow over you a bit. Hey? What?

Yellow rich isn't half bad, and I'll say it myself, and pretend it's mine; but hang it, old man, their children

won't be worse than lemoncolored, and the grandchildren will be white!"

"Just in time," I exclaimed, "to take a back seat with their evaporated fortunes!"

Beverly chuckled. "Well, if they do evaporate, there will be new ones. Now don't walk along making

Mayflower eyes at me. I'm no Puritan, and my people have had a front seat since pretty early in the game,

which I'm holding on to, you know. And by Jove, old man, I tell you, if you wish to hold on nowadays, you

can't be drawing lines! If you don't want to see yourself jolly well replaced, you must fall in with the

replacers. Our blooming old republic is merely the quickest process of endless replacing yet discovered, and

you take my tip, and back the replacers! That's where Miss Rieppe, for all her Kings Port traditions, shows

sense."

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"Broken what?"

"Her engagement to John Mayrant. You mean to say that you didn't?"

"See here, old man. Seriously. The fireeater?"

I was so very much bewildered that I merely stared at Beverly Rodgers. Of course, I might have known that

Miss Rieppe would not feel the need of announcing to her rich Northern friends an engagement which she

had fallen into the habit of postponing.

But Beverly had a better right to be taken aback. "I suppose you must have some reason for your remark," he

said.

"You don't mean that you're engaged to her?" I shot out.

"Me? With my poor little fifteen thousand a year? Consider, dear boy! Oh, no, we're merely playing at it, she

and I. She's a good player. But Charley"

"He is?" I shouted.

"I don't know, old man, and I don't think he knowsyet."

"Beverly," said I, "let me tell you." And I told him.

After he had got himself adjusted to the novelty of it he began to take it with a series of thoughtful chuckles.

Into these I dropped with: "Where's her father, anyhow?" I began to feel, fantastically, that she mightn't have

a father.

"He stopped in Savannah," Beverly answered. "He's coming over by the train. KittyCharley's sister, Mrs.

Bleeckerdid the chaperoning for us.

"Very expertly, I should guess," I said.

"Perfectly; invisibly," said Beverly. And he returned to his thoughts and his chuckles.

"After all, it's simple," he presently remarked.

"Doesn't that depend on what she's here for?"

"Oh, to break it."

"Why come for that?"

He took another turn among his cogitations. I took a number of turns among my own, but it was merely

walking round and round in a circle.

"When will she announce it, then?" he demanded.

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"But a fireeater!" he resumed. "For her. Oh, hang it! She'll let him go!"

"Then why hasn't she?"

He hesitated. "Well, of course her game could be spoiled by"

His speech died away into more cogitation, and I had to ask him what he meant.

"By love getting into it somewhere."

We walked on through Worship Street, which we had reached some while since, and the chief features of

which I mechanically pointed out to him.

"Jolly old church, that," said Beverly, as we reached my favorite corner and brick wall. "Well, I'll not

announce it!" he murmured gallantly.

"My dear man," I said, "Kings Port will do all the announcing for you tomorrow."

XV: What She Came to See

But in this matter my prognostication was thoroughly at fault; yet surely, knowing Kings Port's sovereign

habit, as I had had good cause to know it, I was scarce beyond reasonable bounds in supposing that the arrival

of Miss Rieppe would heat up some very general and very audible talk about this approaching marriage,

against which the prejudices of the town were set in such compact array. I have several times mentioned that

Kings Port, to my sense, was buzzing over John Mayrant's affairs; buzzing in the open, where one could hear

it, and buzzing behind closed doors, where one could somehow feel it; I can only say that henceforth this

buzzing ceased, dropped wholly away, as if Gossip were watching so hard that she forgot to talk, giving place

to a great stillness in her kingdom. Such occasional words as were uttered sounded oddly and egregiously

clear in the newestablished void.

The first of these words sounded, indeed, quite enormous, issuing as it did from Juno's lips at our

breakfasttable, when yesterday's meeting on the New Bridge was investing my mind with many thoughts.

She addressed me in one of her favorite tones (I have met it, thank God! but in two or three other cases during

my whole experience), which always somehow conveyed to you that you were personally to blame for what

she was going to tell you.

"I suppose you know that your friend, Mr. Mayrant, has resigned from the Custom House?"

I was, of course, careful not to give Juno the pleasure of seeing that she had surprised me. I bowed, and

continued in silence to sip a little coffee; then, setting my coffee down, I observed that it would be some few

days yet before the resignation could take effect; and, noticing that Juno was getting ready some new remark,

I branched off and spoke to her of my excursion up the river this morning to see the azaleas in the gardens at

Live Oaks.

"How lucky the weather is so magnificent!" I exclaimed.

"I shall be interested to hear," said Juno, "what explanation he finds to give Miss Josephine for his

disrespectful holding out against her, and his immediate yielding to Miss Rieppe."

Here I deemed it safe to ask her, was she quite sure it had been at the instance of Miss Rieppe that John had

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"It follows suspiciously close upon her arrival," stated Juno. She might have been speaking of a murder. "And

how he expects to support a wife nowwell, that is no affair of mine," Juno concluded, with a

washingherhandsofit air, as if up to this point she had always done her best for the wilful boy. She had

blamed him savagely for not resigning, and now she was blaming him because he had resigned; and I ate my

breakfast in much entertainment over this female acrobat in censure.

No more was said; I think that my manner of taking Juno's news had been perfectly successful in

disappointing her. John's resignation, if it had really occurred, did certainly follow very close upon the arrival

of Hortense; but I had spoken one true thought in intimating that I doubted if it was due to the influence of

Miss Rieppe. It seemed to me to the highest degree unlikely that the boy in his present state of feeling would

do anything he did not wish to do because his ladylove happened to wish itexcept marry her! There was

apparently no doubt that he would do that. Did she want him, poverty and all? Was she, even now, with eyes

open, deliberately taking her last farewell days of automobiles and of steam yachts? That voice of hers, that

rich summons, with its quiet certainty of power, sounded in my memory. "John," she had called to him from

the automobile; and thus John had gone away in it, wedged in among Charley and the fat cushions and all the

money and glass eyes. And now he had resigned from the Custom House! Yes, that was, whatever it

signified, truly amazingif true.

So I continued to ponder quite uselessly, until the upcountry bride aroused me. She, it appeared, had been

greatly carried away by the beauty of Live Oaks, and was making her David take her there again this

morning; and she was asking me didn't I hope we shouldn't get stuck? The people had got stuck yesterday,

three whole hours, right on a bank in the river; and wasn't it a sin and a shame to run a boat with ever so

many passengers aground? By the doctrine of chances, I informed her, we had every right to hope for better

luck today; and, with the assurance of how much my felicity was increased by the prospect of having her

and David as company during the expedition, I betook myself meanwhile to my own affairs, which meant

chiefly a call at the Exchange to inquire for Eliza La Heu, and a visit to the postoffice before starting upon a

several hours' absence.

A few steps from our front door I came upon John Mayrant, and saw at once too plainly that no ease had

come to his spirit during the hours since the bridge. He was just emerging from an adjacent house.

"And have you resigned?" I asked him.

"Yes. That's done. You haven't seen Miss Rieppe this morning?"

"Why, she's surely not boarding with Mrs. Trevise?"

"No; stopping here with her old friend, Mrs. Cornerly. He indicated the door he had come from. "Of course,

you wouldn't be likely to see her pass!" And with that he was gone

That he was greatly stirred up by something there could be no doubt; never before had I seen him so abrupt; it

seemed clear that anger had taken the place of despondency, or whatever had been his previous mood; and by

the time I reached the postoffice I had already imagined and dismissed the absurd theory that John was

jealous of Charley, had resigned from the Custom House as a first step toward breaking his engagement, and

had rung Mrs. Cornerly's bell at this early hour with the purpose of informing his ladylove that all was over

between them. Jealousy would not be likely to produce this set of manifestations in young, foolish John; and I

may say here at once, what I somewhat later learned, that the boy had come with precisely the opposite

purpose, namely, to repeat and reenforce his steadfast constancy, and that it was something far removed from

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I found the girl behind the counter at her post, grateful to me for coming to ask how she was after the shock

of yesterday, but unwilling to speak of it at all; all which she expressed by her charming manner, and by the

other subjects she chose for conversation, and especially by the way in which she held out her hand when I

took my leave.

Near the postoffice I was hailed by Beverly Rodgers, who proclaimed to me at once a comic but genuine

distress. He had already walked, he said (and it was but halfpast nine o'clock, as he bitterly bade me observe

on the church dial), more miles in search of a drink than his unarithmetical brain had the skill to compute.

And he confounded such a town heartily; he should return as soon as possible to Charley's yacht, where there

was civilization, and where he had spent the night. During his search he had at length come to a door of

promising appearance, and gone in there, and they had explained to him that it was a dispensary. A beastly

arrangement. What was the name of the razorback hog they said had invented it? And what did you do for a

drink in this confounded waterhole?

He would find it no waterhole, I told him; but there were methods which a stranger upon his first morning

could scarce be expected to grasp. "I could direct you to a Dutchman," I said, "but you're too well dressed to

win his confidence at once."

"Well, old man," began Beverly, "I don't speak Dutch, but give me a crack at the confidence."

However, he renounced the project upon learning what a Dutchman was. Since my hours were no longer

dedicated to establishing the presence of royal blood in my veins I had spent them upon various local

investigations of a character far more entertaining and akin to my taste. It was in truth quite likely that

Beverly could in a very few moments, with his smile and his manner, find his way to any Dutchman's heart;

he had that divine gift of winning over to him quickly all sorts and conditions of men; and my account of the

ingenious and lawbaffling contrivances, which you found at these little grocery shops, at once roused his

curiosity to make a trial; but he decided that the club was better, if less picturesque. And he told me that all

the men of the automobile party had received from John Mayrant cards of invitation to the club.

"Your fireeater is a civil chap," said Beverly. "And by the way, do you happen to know," here he pulled

from his pocket a letter and consulted its address, "Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael?"

I was delighted that he brought an introduction to this lady; Hortense Rieppe could not open for him any of

those haughty doors; and I wished not only that Beverly (since he was just the man to appreciate it and

understand it) should see the fine flower of Kings Port, but also that the fine flower of Kings Port should see

him; the best blood of the South could not possibly turn out anything better than Beverly Rodgers, and it was

horrible and humiliating to think of the other Northern specimens of men whom Hortense had imported with

her. I was here suddenly reminded that the young woman was a guest of the Cornerlys, the people who swept

their garden, the people whom Eliza La Heu at the Exchange did not "know"; and at this the remark of Mrs.

Gregory St. Michael, when I had walked with her and Mrs. Weguelin, took on an added lustre of

significance:

"We shall have to call."

Call on the Cornerlys! Would they do that? Were they ready to stand by their John to that tune? A hotel

would be nothing; you could call on anybody at a hotel, if you had to; but here would be a demarche indeed!

Yet, nevertheless, I felt quite certain that, if Hortense, though the Cornerlys' guest, was also the guaranteed

fiancee of John Mayrant, the old ladies would come up to the scratch, hate and loathe it as they might, and

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I told Beverly how glad I was that he would meet Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael. "The rest of your party, my

friend," I said, "are not very likely to." And I generalized to him briefly upon the town of Kings Port.

"Supposing I take you to call upon Mrs. St. Michael when I come back this afternoon?" I suggested.

Beverly thought it over, and then shook his head. "Wouldn't do, old man. If these people are particular and

know, as you say they do, hadn't I better leave the letter with my card, and then wait till she sends some

word?"

He was right, as he always was, unerringly. Consorting with all the Charleys, and the Bohms, and the Cohns,

and the Kitties hadn't taken the fine edge from Beverly's good inheritance and good bringing up; his instinct

had survived his scruples, making of him an agile and charming cynic, whom you could trust to see the right

thing always, and never do it unless it was absolutely necessary; he would marry any amount of Kitties for

their money, and always know that beside his mother and sisters they were as dirt; and he would see to it that

his children took after their father, went to school in England for a good accent and enunciation, as he had

done, went to college in America for the sake of belonging in their own country, as he had done, and married

as many fortunes, and had as few divorces, as possible.

"Who was that girl on the bridge?" he now inquired as we reached the steps of the postoffice; and when I

had told him again, because he had asked me about Eliza La Heu at the time, "She's the real thing," he

commented. "Quite extraordinary, you know, her dignity, when poor old awful Charley was messing

everythinghe's so used to mere money, you know, that half the time he forgets people are not dollars, and

you have to kick him to remind himyes, quite perfect dignity. Gad, it took a lady to climb up and sit by

that ragged old darky and take her dead dog away in the cart! The cart and the darky only made her look what

she was all the more. Poor Kitty couldn't do thatshe'd look like a chambermaid! Well, old man, see you

again."

I stood on the postoffice steps looking after Beverly Rodgers as he crossed Court Street. His admirably good

clothes, the easy finish of his whole appearance, even his walk, and his back, and the slope of his shoulders,

were unmistakable. The Southern men, going to their business in Court Street, looked at him. Alas, in his

outward man he was as a rose among weeds! And certainly, no wellborn American could unite with an art

more hedonistic than Beverly's the old school and the nouveau jeu!

Over at the other corner he turned and stood admiring the church and gazing at the other buildings, and so

perceived me still on the steps. With a gesture of remembering something he crossed back again.

"You've not seen Miss Rieppe?"

"Why, of course I haven't!" I exclaimed. Was everybody going to ask me that?

"Well, something's up, old boy. Charley has got the launch away with himand I'll bet he's got her away

with him, too. Charley lied this morning."

"Is lying, then, so rare with him?"

"Why, it rather is, you know. But I've come to be able to spot him when he does it. Those little bulgy eyes of

his look at you particularly straight and childlike. He said he had to hunt up a man on businessVC

Chemical Company, he called it"

"There is such a thing here," I said.


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"Oh, Charley'd never make up a thing, and get found out in that way! But he was lying all the same, old

man."

"Do you mean they've run off and got married?"

"What do you take them for? Much more like them to run off and not get married. But they haven't done that

either. And, speaking of that, I believe I've gone a bit adrift. Your fireeater, you knowshe is an

extraordinary woman!" And Beverly gave his mellow, little humorous chuckle. "Hanged if I don't begin to

think she does fancy him."

"Well!" I cried, "that would explainno, it wouldn't. Whence comes your theory?"

"Saw her look at him at dinner once last night. We dined with some peopleCornerly. She looked at him

just once. Well, if she intendsby gad, it upsets one's whole notion of her!"

"Isn't just one look rather slight basis for"

"Now, old man, you know better than that!" Beverly paused to chuckle. "My grandmother Livingston," he

resumed, "knew Aaron Burr, and she used to say that he had an eye which no honest woman could meet

without a blush. I don't know whether your fireeater is a Launcelot, or a Galahad, but that girl's eye at

dinner"

"Did he blush?" I laughed.

"Not that I saw. But really, old man, confound it, you know! He's no sort of husband for her. How can he

make her happy and how can she make him happy, and how can either of them hit it off with the other the

least little bit? She's expensive, he's not; she's uptodate, he's not; she's of the great world, he's provincial.

She's all derision, he's all faith. Why, hang it, old boy, what does she want him for?"

Beverly's handsome brow was actually furrowed with his problem; and, as I certainly could furnish him no

solution for it, we stood in silence on the postoffice steps. "What can she want him for?" he repeated. Then

he threw it off lightly with one of his chuckles. "So glad I've no daughters to marry! WellI must go draw

some money."

He took himself off with a certain alacrity, giving an impatient cut with his stick at a sparrow in the middle of

Worship Street, nor did I see him again this day, although, after hurriedly getting my letters (for the starting

hour of the boat had now drawn near), I followed where he had gone down Court Street, and his

cosmopolitan figure would have been easy to descry at any distance along that scantily peopled pavement. He

had evidently found the bank and was getting his money.

David of the yellow heir and his limpidlooking bride were on the horrible little excursion boat, watching for

me and keeping with some difficulty a chair next themselves that I might not have to stand up all the way;

and, as I came aboard, the bride called out to me her relief, she had made sure that I would be late.

"David said you wouldn't," she announced in her clear upcountry accent across the parasols and heads of

huddled tourists, "but I told him a gentleman that's late to three meals aivry day like as not would forget boats

can't be kept hot in the kitchen for you."

I took my place in the chair beside her as hastily as possible, for there is nothing that I so much dislike as

being made conspicuous for any reason whatever; and my thanks to her were, I fear, less gracious in their

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excursionduring the first part of it, at any rateas a limpidlooking bride, who has kept at some pains a

seat beside her for a single gentleman, has the right to expect; the brief hours of this morning had fed my

preoccupation too richly, and I must often have fallen silent.

The horrible little tug, or ferry, or wherry, or whatever its contemptible inconvenience makes it fitting that

this unclean and snaillike craft should be styled, cast off and began to lumber along the edges of the town

with its dense cargo of hats and parasols and lunch parcels. We were a most extraordinary litter of man and

womankind. There was the severe New England type, improving each shining hour, and doing it in bleak

costume and with a thoroughly northeast expression; there were pink sunbonnets from (I should imagine)

Spartanburg, or Charlotte, or Greenville; there were masculine boots which yet bore incrusted upon their

heels the red mud of Aiken or of Camden; there was one fat, jewelled exhalation who spoke of Palm Beach

with the true stockyard twang, and looked as if she swallowed a million every morning for breakfast, and

God knows how many more for the ensuing repasts; she was the only detestable specimen among us;

sunbonnets, boots, and even ungenial New England proved on acquaintance kindly, simple, enterprising

Americans; yet who knows if sunbonnets and boots and all of us wouldn't have become just as detestable had

we but been as she was, swollen and puffy with the acute indigestion of sudden wealth?

This reflection made me charitable, which I always like to be, and I imparted it to the bride.

"My!" she said. And I really don't know what that meant.

But presently I understood well why people endured the discomfort of this journey. I forgot the cinders which

now and then showered upon us, and the heat of the sun, and the crowded chairs; I forgot the boat and

myself, in looking at the passing shores. Our course took us round Kings Port on three sides. The calm, white

town spread out its width and length beneath a blue sky softer than the tenderest dream; the white steeples

shone through the enveloping brightness, taking to each other, and to the distant roofs beneath them,

successive and changing relations, while the dwindling mass of streets and edifices followed more slowly the

veering of the steeples, folded upon itself, and refolded, opened into new shapes and closed again, dwindling

always, and always white and beautiful; and as the faroff vision of it held the eye, the few masts along the

wharves grew thin and went out into invisibility, the spires became as masts, the distant drawbridge through

which we had passed sank down into a mere stretching line, and shining Kings Port was dissolved in the blue

of water and of air.

The curving and the narrowing of the river took it at last from view; and after it disappeared the spindling

chimneys and their smoke, which were along the bank above the town and bridge, leaving us to progress

through the solitude of marsh and wood and shore. The green levels of stiff salt grass closed in upon the

breadth of water, and we wound among them, looking across their silence to the deeper silence of the woods

that bordered them, the brooding woods, the pines and the liveoaks, misty with the motionless hanging moss,

and misty also in that Southern air that deepened when it came among their trunks to a caressing, mysterious,

purple veil. Every line of this landscape, the straight forest top, the feathery breaks in it of taller trees, the

curving marsh, every line and every hue and every sound inscrutably spoke sadness. I heard a mockingbird

once in some blossoming wild fruit tree that we gradually reached and left gradually behind; and more than

once I saw other blossoms, and the yellow of the trailing jessamine; but the bird could not sing the silence

away, and spring with all her abundance could not hide this spiritual autumn.

Dreams, a land of dreams, where even the high noon itself was dreamy; a melting together of earth and air

and water in one eternal gentleness of revery! Whence came the melancholy of this? I had seen woods as

solitary and streams as silent, I had felt nature breathing upon me a greater awe; but never before such

penetrating and quiet sadness. I only know that this is the perpetual mood of those Southern shores, those

rivers that wind in from the ocean among their narrowing marshes and their hushed forests, and that it does

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So did we move onward, passing in due time another bridge and a few dwellings and some excavations, until

the river grew quite narrow, and there ahead was the landing at Live Oaks, with negroes idly watching for us,

and a launch beside the bank, and Charley and Hortense Rieppe about to step into it. Another man stood up in

the launch and talked to them where they were on the landing platform, and pointed down the river as we

approached; but evidently he did not point at us. I looked hastily to see what he was indicating to them, but I

could see nothing save the solitary river winding away between the empty woods and marshes.

So this was Hortense Rieppe! It was not wonderful that she had caused young John to lose his heart, or, at

any rate, his head and his senses; nor was it wonderful that Charley, with his little bulging eyes, should take

her in his launch whenever she would go; the wonderful thing was that John, at his age and with his nature,

should have got over itif he had got over it! I felt it tingling in me; any man would. Steel wasp indeed!

She was slender, and oh, how well dressed! She watched the passengers get off the boat, and I could not tell

you from that first sight of her what her face was like, but only her hair, the sunburnt amber of its masses

making one think of Tokay or ChateauYquem. She was watching me, I felt, and then saw; and as soon as I

was near she spoke to me without moving, keeping one gloved hand lightly posed upon the railing of the

platform, so that her long arm was bent with perfect ease and grace. I swear that none but a female eye could

have detected any toboggan fireescape.

Her words dropped with the same calculated deliberation, the same composed and rich indifference. "These

gardens are so beautiful."

Such was her first remark, chosen with some purpose, I knew quite well; and I observed that I hoped I was

not too late for their full perfection, if too late to visit them in her company.

She turned her head slightly toward Charley. "We have been enjoying them so much."

It was of absorbing interest to feel simultaneously in these brief speeches he vouchsafedspeeches

consummate in their inexpressive flatnessthe intentional coldness and the latent heat of the creature. Since

Natchez and Mobile (or whichever of them it had been that had witnessed her beginnings) she had

encountered many men and women, those who could be of use to her and those who could not; and in dealing

with them she had tempered and chiselled her insolence to a perfect instrument, to strike or to shield. And of

her greatest gift, also, she was entirely awarehow could she help being, with her evident experience? She

knew that round her whole form swam a delicious, invisible sphere, a distillation that her veriest self sent

forth, as gardenias do their perfume, moving where she moved and staying where she stayed, and compared

with which wine was a feeble vapor for a man to get drunk on.

"Flowers are always so delightful."

That was her third speech, pronounced just like the others, in a low, clear voicesimplicity arrived at by

much wellpracticed complexity. And she still looked at Charley.

Charley now responded in his little banker accent. "It is a magnificent collection." This he said looking at me,

and moving a highly polished fingernail along a very slender mustache.

The eyes of Hortense now for a moment glanced at the mixed company of boatpassengers, who were

beginning to be led off in pilgrim groups by the appointed guides.

"We were warned it would be too crowded," she remarked.


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Charley was looking at her foot. I can't say whether or not the two light taps that the foot now gave upon the

floor of the landing brought out for me a certain impatience which I might otherwise have missed in those last

words of hers. From Charley it brought out, I feel quite sure, the speech which (in some form) she had been

expecting from him as her confederate in this unwelcome and inopportune interview with me, and which his

less highly schooled perceptions had not suggested to him until prompted by her.

"I should have been very glad to include you in our launch party if I had known you were coming here

today," lied little Charley.

"Thank you so much!" I murmured; and I fancy that after this Hortense hated me worse than ever. Well, why

should I play her game? If anybody had any claim upon me, was it she? I would get as much diversion as I

could from this encounter.

Hortense had looked at Charley when she spoke for my benefit, and it now pleased me very much to look at

him when I spoke for hers.

"I could almost give up the gardens for the sake of returning with you," I said to him.

This was most successful in producing a perceptible silence before Hortense said, "Do come."

I wanted to say to her, "You are quite splendidas splendid as you look, through and through! You wouldn't

have run away from any battle of Chattanooga!" But what I did say was, "These flowers here will fade, but

may I not hope to see you again in Kings Port?"

She was looking at me with eyes half closed; half closed for the sake of insolenceand better observation;

when eyes like that take on drowsiness, you will be wise to leave all your secrets behind you, locked up in the

bank, or else toss them right down on the open table. Well, I tossed mine down, thereto precipitated by a

warning from the stranger in the launch:

"We shall need all the tide we can get."

"I'm sure you'd be glad to know," I then said immediately (to Charley, of course), "that Miss La Heu, whose

dog you killed, is back at her work as usual this morning."

"Thank you," returned Charley. "If there could be any chance for me to replace"

"Miss La Heu is her name?" inquired Hortense. "I did not catch it yesterday. She works, you say?"

"At the Woman's Exchange. She bakes cakes for weddingsamong her other activities."

"So interesting!" said Hortense; and bowing to me, she allowed the spellbound Charley to help her down into

the launch.

Each step of the few that she had to take was upon unsteady footing, and each was taken with slow security

and grace, and with a mastery of her skirts so complete that they seemed to do it of themselves, falling and

folding in the soft, delicate curves of discretion.

For the sake of not seeming too curious about this party, I turned from watching it before the launch had

begun to move, and it was immediately hidden from me by the bank, so that I did not see it get away. As I

crossed an open space toward the gardens I found myself far behind the other pilgrims, whose wandering

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reprimanding charge by an admirable, if important, negro, who sighted me from a door beneath the porch of

the house, and advanced upon me speedily. From him I learned at once the rule of the place, that strangers

were not allowed to "go loose," as he expressed it; and recognizing the perfect propriety of this restriction, I

was humble, and even went so far as to put myself right with him by quite ample purchases of the beautiful

flowers that he had for sale; some of these would be excellent for the upcountry bride, who certainly ought

to have repentance from me in some form for my silence as we had come up the river: the scenery had caused

me most ungallantly to forget her.

My rulebreaking turned out all to my advantage. The admirable and important negro was so pacified by my

liberal amends that he not only placed the flowers which I had bought in a bucket of water to wait in

freshness until my tour of the gardens should be finished and the moment for me to return upon the boat

should arrive, but he also honored me with his own special company; and instead of depositing me in one of

the groups of other travellers, he took me to see the sights alone, as if I were somebody too distinguished to

receive my impressions with the common herd. Thus I was able to linger here and there, and even to return to

certain points for another look.

I shall not attempt to describe the azaleas at Live Oaks. You will understand me quite well, I am sure, when I

say that I had heard the peo ple at Mrs. Trevise's house talk so much about them, and praise them so

superlatively, that I was not prepared for much: my experience of life had already included quite a number of

azaleas. Moreover, my meeting with Hortense and Charley had taken me far away from flowers. But when

that marvelous place burst upon me, I forgot Hortense. I have seen gardens, many gardens, in England, in

France; in Italy; I have seen what can be done in great hothouses, and on great terraces; what can be done

under a roof, and what can be done in the open air with the aid of architecture and sculpture and ornamental

land and water; but no horticulture that I have seen devised by mortal man approaches the unearthly

enchantment of the azaleas at Live Oaks. It was not like seeing flowers at all; it was as if there, in the heart of

the wild and mystic wood, in the gray gloom of those trees veiled and muffled in their long webs and skeins

of hanging moss, a great, magic flame of rose and red and white burned steadily. You looked to see it vanish;

you could not imagine such a thing would stay. All idea of individual petals or species was swept away in

this glowing maze of splendor, this transparent labyrinth of rose and red and white, through which you looked

beyond, into the gray gloom of the hanging moss and the depths of the wild forest trees.

I turned back as often as I could, and to the last I caught glimpses of it, burning, glowing, and shining like

some miracle, some rainbow exorcism, with its flooding fumes of orangerose and red and white, merging

magically. It was not until I reached the landing, and made my way on board again, that Hortense returned to

my thoughts. She hadn't come to see the miracle; not she! I knew that better than ever. And who was the

other man in the launch?

"Wasn't it perfectly elegant!" exclaimed the upcountry bride. And upon my assenting, she made a further

declaration to David: "It's just aivry bit as good as the Isle of Champagne."

This I discovered to be a comic opera, mounted with spendthrift brilliance, which David had taken her to see

at the town of Gonzales, just before they were married.

As we made our way down the bending river she continued to make many observations to me in that

upcountry accent of hers, which is a fashion of speech that may be said to differ as widely from the speech

of the lowcountry as cotton differs from rice. I began to fear that, in spite of my truly good intentions, I was

again failing to be as "attentive" as the occasion demanded; and so I presented her with my floral tribute.

She was immediately arch. "I'd surely be depriving somebody!" and on this I got to the full her limpid look.

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Accordingly, after a little more archness, she took them, as she had, of course, fully meant to do from the

first; she also took a woman's revenge. "I'll not be any more lonesome going down than I was coming up,"

she said. "David's enough." And this led me definitely to conclude that David had secured a helpmate who

could take care of herself, in spite of the limpidity of her eyes.

A steel wasp? Again that misleading description of Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael's, to which, since my early

days in Kings Port, my imagination may be said to have been harnessed, came back into my mind. I turned its

injustice over and over beneath the light which the total Hortense now shed upon itor rather, not the total

Hortense, but my whole impression of her, as far as I had got; I got a good deal further before we had

finished. To the slow, soft accompaniment of these gliding river shores, where all the shadows had changed

since morning, so that new loveliness stood revealed at every turn, my thoughts dwelt upon this perfected

specimen of the latest American momentso late that she contained nothing of the past, and a great deal of

tomorrow. I basked myself in the memory of her achieved beauty, her achieved dress, her achieved

insolence, her luxurious complexity. She was even later than those quite late athletic girls, the Amazons of

the links, whose big, hard football faces stare at one from public windows and from public punts, whose

giant, manly strides take them over leagues of country and square miles of dancefloor, and whose bursting,

blatant, immodest health glares upon seabeaches and round supper tables. Hortense knew that even now the

hour of such is striking, and that the American boy will presently turn with relief to a creature who will more

clearly remind him that he is a man and that she is a woman.

But why was the insolence of Hortense offensive, when the insolence of Eliza La Heu was not? Both these

extremely feminine beings could exercise that quality in profusion, whenever they so wished; wherein did the

difference lie? Perhaps I thought, in the spirit of its exercise; Eliza was merely insolent when she happened to

feel like it; and man has always been able to forgive woman for thatwhether the angels do or not, but

Hortense, the worldwise, was insolent to all people who could not be of use to her; and all I have to say is,

that if the angels can forgive them, they're welcome; I can't!

Had I made sure of anything at the landing? Yes; Hortense didn't care for Charley in the least, and never

would. A woman can stamp her foot at a man and love him simultaneously; but those two light taps, and the

measure that her eyes took of Charley, meant that she must love his possessions very much to be able to bear

him at all.

Then, what was her feeling about John Mayrant? As Beverly had said, what could she want him for? He

hadn't a thing that she valued or needed. His oldtime notions of decency, the clean simplicity of his make,

his good Southern position, and his collection of nice old relativeswhat did these assets look like from an

automobile, or on board the launch of a modern steam yacht? And wouldn't it be amusing if John should

grow need lessly jealous, and have a "difficulty" with Charley? not a mere flinging of torn paper money in

the banker's face, but some more decided punishment for the banker's presuming to rest his predatory eyes

upon John's affianced lady.

I stared at the now broadening river, where the reappearance of the bridge, and of Kings Port, and the nearer

chimneys pouring out their smoke a few miles above the town, betokened that our excursion was drawing to

its end. And then from the chimney's neighborhood, from the waterside where their factories stood, there shot

out into the smoothness of the stream a launch. It crossed into our course ahead of us, preceded us quickly,

growing soon into a dot, went through the bridge, and so was seen no longer; and its occupants must have

reached town a good half hour before we did. And now, suddenly, I was stunned with a great discovery. The

bride's voice sounded in my ear. "Well, I'll always say you're a prophet, anyhow!"

I looked at her, dull and dazed by the internal commotion the discovery had raised in me.

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I pointed to the chimneys. "Are those the phosphate works?"

"Yais. Didn't you know?"

"The VC phosphate works?"

"Why, yais. Haven't you been to see them yet? He ought to, oughtn't he, David? 'Specially now they've found

those deposits up the river were just as rich as they hoped, after all."

"Whose? Mr. Mayrant's?" I asked with such sharpness that the bride was surprised.

David hadn't attended to the name. It was some trust estate, he thought; Regent Tom, or some such thing

"And they thought it was no good," said the bride. "And it's aivry bit as good as the Coosaw used to be.

Better than Florida or Tennessee."

My eyes instinctively turned to where they had last seen the launch; of course it wasn't there any more. Then

I spoke to David.

"Do you know what a phosphate bed looks like? Can one see it?"

"This kind you can," he answered. "But it's not worth your trouble. Just a kind of a square hole you dig along

the river till you strike the stuff. What you want to see is the works."

No, I didn't want to see even the works; they smelt atrociously, and I do not care for vats, and acids, and

processes: and besides, had I not seen enough? My eyes went down the river again where that launch had

gone; and I wondered if the weddingcake would be postponed any more.

Regent Tom? Oh, yes, to be sure! John Mayrant had pointed out to me the house where he had lived; he had

been John's uncle. So the old gentleman had left his estate in trust! And now! But certainly Hortense

would have won the battle of Chattanooga!

"Don't be too sure about all this," I told myself cautiously. But there are times when cautioning one's self is

quite as useless as if somebody else had cautioned one; my reason leaped with the rapidity of intuition; I

merely sat and looked on at what it was doing. All sorts of odds and ends, words I hadn't understood, looks

and silences I hadn't interpreted, little signs that I had thought nothing of at first, but which I had gradually,

through their multiplicity, come to know meant something, all these broken pieces fitted into each other now,

fell together and made a clear pattern of the truth, without a crack in itHortense had never believed in that

story about the phosphates having failed"pinched out," as they say of ore deposits. There she had stood

between her two suitors, between her affianced John and the besieging Charley, and before she would be off

with the old love and on with the new, she must personally look into those phosphates. Therefore she had

been obliged to have a sick father and postpone the wedding two or three times, because her affairs very

likely the necessity of making certain of Charleyhad prevented her from coming sooner to Kings Port. And

having now come hither, and having beheld her Northern and her Southern lovers side by sidehad the

comparison done something to her highly controlled heart? Was love taking some hitherto unknown liberties

with that wellbalanced organ? But what an outrage had been perpetrated upon John! At that my deductions

staggered in their rapid course. How could his auntsbut then it had only been one of them; Miss Josephine

had never approved of Miss Eliza's course; it was of that that Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael had so emphatically

reminded Mrs. Gregory in my presence when we had strolled together upon High Walk, and those two ladies

had talked oracles in my presence. Well, they were oracles no longer!


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When the boat brought us back to the wharf, there were the rest of my flowers unbestowed, and upon whom

should I bestow them? I thought first of Eliza La Heu, but she wouldn't be at the Exchange so late as this.

Then it seemed well to carry them to Mrs. Weguelin. Something, however, prompted me to pass her door,

and continue vaguely walking on until I came to the house where Miss Josephine and Miss Eliza lived; and

here I rang the bell and was admitted.

They were sitting as I had seen them first, the one with her embroidery, and the other on the further side of a

table, whereon lay an open letter, which in a few moments I knew must have been the subject of the

discussion which they finished even as I came forward.

"It was only prolonging an honest mistake." That was Miss Eliza.

"And it has merely resulted in clinching what you meant it to finish." That was Miss Josephine.

I laid my flowers upon the table, and saw that the letter was in John Mayrant's hand. Of course.

I avoided looking at it again; but what had he written, and why had he written? His daily steps turned to this

houseunless Miss Josephine had banished him again.

The ladies accepted my offering with gracious expressions, and while I told them of my visit to Live Oaks,

and poured out my enthusiasm, the servant was sent for and brought water and two beautiful old china bowls,

in which Miss Eliza proceeded to arrange the flowers with her delicate white hands. She made them look

exquisite with an old lady's art, and this little occupation went on as we talked of indifferent subjects.

But the atmosphere of that room was charged with the subject of which we did not speak. The letter lay on

the table; and even as I struggled to sustain polite conversation, I began to know what was in it, though I

never looked at it again; it spoke out as clearly to me as the launch had done. I had thought, when I first

entered, to tell the ladies something of my meeting with Hortense Rieppe; I can only say that I found this

impossible. Neither of them referred to her, or to John, or to anything that approached what we were all

thinking of; for me to do so would have assumed the dimensions of a liberty; and in consequence of this state

of things, constraint sat upon us all, growing worse, and so pervading our smalltalk with discomfort that I

made my visit a very short one. Of course they were civil about this when I rose, and begged me not to go so

soon; but I knew better. And even as I was getting my hat and gloves in the hall I could tell by their tones that

they had returned to the subject of that letter. But in truth they had never left it; as the front door shut behind

me I felt as if they had read it aloud to me.

XVI: The Steel Wasp

Certainly Hortense Rieppe would have won the battle of Chattanooga! I know not from which parent that

young woman inherited her gift of strategy, but she was a master. To use the resources of one lover in order

to ascertain if another lover had any; to lay tribute on everything that Charley possessed; on his influence in

the business world, which enabled him to walk into the VC Chemical Company's office and borrow an

expert in the phosphate line; on his launch in which to pop the expert and take him up the river, and see in his

company and learn from his lips just what resources of worldly wealth were likely to be instore for John

Mayrant; and finally (which was the key to all the rest) on his inveterate passion for her, on his bankerlike

determination through all the thick and thin of discouragement, and worse than discouragement, of

contemptuous coquetry, to possess her at any cost he could afford;to use all this that Charley had, in order

that she might judiciously arrive at the decision whether she would take him or his rival, left one lost in

admiration. And then, not to waste a moment! To reach town one evening, and next morning by ten o'clock to

have that expert safe in the launch on his way up the river to the phosphate diggings! The very audacity of

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successful virtue. But to be married to her! Oh! not for worlds! Charley might meet such emergency, but poor

John, never!

I nearly walked into Mrs. Weguelin and Mrs. Gregory taking their customary air slowly in South Place.

"But why a steel wasp?" I said at once to Mrs. Weguelin. It was a more familiar way of beginning with the

little, dignified lady than would have been at all possible, or suitable, if we had not had that little joke about

the piano snobile between us. As it was, she was not wholly displeased. These Kings Port old ladies grew, I

suspect, very slowly and guardedly accustomed to any outsider; they allowed themselves very seldom to

suffer any form of abruptness from him, or from any one, for that matter. But, once they were reassured as to

him, then they might sometimes allow the privileged person certain departures from their own rule of

deportment, because his conventions were recognized to be different from theirs. Moreover, in reminding

Mrs. Weguelin of the steel wasp, I had put my abruptness in "quotations," so to speak, by the tone I gave it,

just as people who are particular in speech can often interpolate a word of current slang elegantly by means of

the shade of emphasis which they lay upon it.

So Mrs. Weguelin smiled and her dark eyes danced a little. "You remember I said that, then?"

"I remember everything that you said."

"How much have you seen of the creature?" demanded Mrs. Gregory, with her head pretty high.

"Well, I'm seeing more, and more, and more every minute. She's rather endless."

Mrs. Weguelin looked reproachful. "You surely cannot admire her, too?"

Mrs. Gregory hadn't understood me. "Oh, if you really can keep her away, you're welcome!"

"I only meant," I explained to the ladies, "that you don't really begin to see her till you have seen her: it's

afterward, when you're out of reach of the spell." And I told them of the interview which I had not been able

to tell to Miss Josephine and Miss Eliza. "I doubt if it lasted more than four minutes," I assured them.

"Up the river?" repeated Mrs. Gregory

"At the landing," I repeated. And the ladies consulted each other's expressions. But that didn't bother me any

more.

"And you can admire her?" Mrs. Weguelin persisted.

"May I tell you exactly, precisely?"

"Oh, do!" they both exclaimed.

"Well, I think many wise men would find her immensely desirableas somebody else's wife!"

At this remark Mrs. Weguelin dropped her eyes, but I knew they were dancing beneath their lids. "I should

not have permitted myself to say that, but I am glad that it has been said."

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"Don't you feel it must be done?" returned Mrs. Weguelin, and then she addressed me. "Do you know a Mr.

Beverly Rodgers?"

I gave him a golden recommendation and took my leave of the ladies.

So they were going to do the handsome thing; they would ring the Cornerlys' bell; they would cross the

interloping threshold, they would recognize the interloping girl; and this meant that they had given it up. It

meant that Miss Eliza had given it up, too, had at last abandoned her position that the marriage would never

take place. And her own act had probably drawn this down upon her. When the trustee of that estate had told

her of the apparent failure of the phosphates, she had hailed it as an escape for her beloved John, and for all

of them, because she made sure that Hortense would never marry a virtually penniless man. And when the

work went on, and the rich fortune was unearthed after all, her influence had caused that revelation to be

delayed because she was so confident that the engagement would be broken. But she had reckoned without

Hortense; worse than that, she had reckoned without John Mayrant; in her meddling attempt to guide his

affairs in the way that she believed would be best for him, she forgot that the boy whom she had brought up

was no longer a child, and thus she unpardonably ignored his rights as a man. And now Miss Josephine's

disapproval was vindicated, and her own casuistry was doubly punished. Miss Rieppe's astute journey of in

vestigationfor her purpose had evidently become suspected by some of them beforehandhad forced

Miss Eliza to disclose the truth about the phosphates to her nephew before it should be told him by the girl

herself; and the intolerable position of apparent duplicity precipitated two wholly inevitable actions on his

part; he had bound himself more than ever to marry Hortense, and he had made a furious breach with his

Aunt Eliza. That was what his letter had contained; this time he had banished himself from that house. What

was his Aunt Eliza going to do about it? I wondered. She was a stiff, if indiscreet, old lady, and it certainly

did not fall within her view of the proprieties that young people should take their elders to task in furious

letters. But she had been totally in the wrong, and her fault was irreparable, because important things had

happened in consequence of it; she might repent the fault in sackcloth and ashes, but she couldn't stop the

things. Would she, then, honorably wear the sackcloth, or would she dishonestly shirk it under the false issue

of her nephew's improper tone to her? Women can justify themselves with more appalling skill than men.

One drop there was in all this bitter bucket, which must have tasted sweet to John. He had resigned from the

Custom House: Juno had got it right this time, though she hadn't a notion of the real reason for John's act.

This act had been, since morning, lost for me, so to speak, in the shuffle of more absorbing events; and it now

rose to view again in my mind as a telling stroke in the fulllength portrait that all his acts had been painting

of the boy during the last twentyfour hours. Notwithstanding a meddlesome aunt, and an arriving

sweetheart, and imminent wedlock, he hadn't forgotten to stop "taking orders from a negro" at the very first

opportunity which came to him; his phosphates had done this for him, at least, and I should have the pleasure

of correcting Juno at tea.

But I did not have this pleasure. They were all in an excitement over something else, and my own different

excitement hadn't a chance against this greater one; for people seldom wish to hear what you have to say,

even under the most favorable circumstances, and never when they have anything to say themselves. With an

audience so hotly preoccupied I couldn't have sat on Juno effectively at all, and therefore I kept it to myself,

and attended very slightly to what they were telling me about the Daughters of Dixie.

I bowed absently to the poetess. "And your poem?" I said. "A great success, I am sure?"

"Why, didn't you hear me say so?" said the upcountry bride; and then, after a smile at the others, "I'm sure

your flowers were graciously accepted."

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"Oh, oh, oh!" went the bride. "How would she know?"

I gave myself no pains to improve or arrest this tiresome joke, and they went back to their Daughters of

Dixie; but it is rather singular how sometimes an utterly absurd notion will be the cause of our taking a step

which we had not contemplated. I did carry some flowers to Miss La Heu the next day. I was at some trouble

to find any; for in Kings Port shops of this kind are by no means plentiful, and it was not until I had paid a

visit to a quite distant garden at the extreme northwestern edge of the town that I lighted upon anything

worthy of the girl behind the counter. The Exchange itself was apt to have flowers for sale, but I hardly saw

my way to buying them there, and then immediately offering them to the fair person who had sold them to

me. As it was, I did much better; for what I brought her were decidedly superior to any that were at the

Exchange when I entered it at lunch time.

They were, as the upcountry bride would have put it, "graciously accepted." Miss La Heu stood them in

water on the counter beside her ledger. She was looking lovely.

"I expected you yesterday," she said. "The new Lady Baltimore was ready."

"Well, if it is not all eaten yet"

"Oh, no! Not a slice gone."

"Ah, nobody does your art justice here!"

"Go and sit down at your table, please."

It was really quite difficult to say to her from that distance the sort of things that I wished to say; but there

seemed to be no help for it, and I did my best.

"I shall miss my lunches here very much when I'm gone."

"Did you say coffee today?"

"Chocolate. I shall miss"

"And the lettuce sandwiches?"

"Yes. You don't realize how much these lunches"

"Have cost you?" She seemed determined to keep laughing.

"You have said it. They have cost me my"

"I can give you the receipt, you know."

"The receipt?"

"For Lady Baltimore, to take with you."

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"Oh, his heart! General, listen to" From habit she had turned to where her dog used to lie; and sudden pain

swept over her face and was mastered. "Never mind!" she quickly resumed. "Please don't speak about it. And

you have a heart somewhere; for it was very nice in you to come in yesterday morning afterafter the

bridge."

"I hope I have a heart," I began, rising; for, really, I could not go on in this way, sitting down away back at

the lunch table.

But the door opened, and Hortense Rieppe came into the Woman's Exchange.

It was at me that she first looked, and she gave me the slightest bow possible, the least sign of conventional

recognition that a movement of the head could make and be visible at all; she didn't bend her head down, she

tilted it ever so little up. It wasn't new to me, this form of greeting, and I knew that she had acquired it at

Newport, and that it denoted, all too accurately, the size of my importance in her eyes; she did it, as she did

everything, with perfection. Then she turned to Eliza La Heu, whose face had become miraculously sweet.

"Good morning," said Hortense.

It sounded from a quiet well of reserve music; just a cupful of melodious tone dipped lightly out of the

surface. Her face hadn't become anything; but it was equally miraculous in its total void of all expression

relating to this moment, or to any moment; just her beauty, her permanent stationary beauty, was there

glowing in it and through it, not skin deep, but going back and back into her lazy eyes, and shining from

within the modulated bloom of her color and the depths of her amber hair. She was choosing, for this

occasion, to be as impersonal as some radiant hour in nature, some mellow, motionless day when the leaves

have turned, but have not fallen, and it is drowsily warm; but it wasn't so much of nature that she, in her

harmonious lustre, reminded me, as of some beautiful silkenshaded lamp, from which color rather than light

came with subdued ampleness.

I saw her eyes settle upon the flowers that I had brought Eliza La Heu.

"How beautiful those are!" she remarked.

"Is there something that you wish?" inquired Miss La Heu, always miraculously sweet.

"Some of your good things for lunch; a very little, if you will be so kind."

I had gone back to my table while the "very little" was being selected, and I felt, in spite of how slightly she

counted me, that it would be in adequate in me to remain completely dumb.

"Mr. Mayrant is still at the Custom House?" I observed.

"For a few days, yes. Happily we shall soon break that connection." And she smelt my flowers.

"'We,'" I thought to myself, "is rather tremendous."

It grew more tremendous in the silence as Eliza La Heu brought me my orders. Miss Rieppe did not seat

herself to take the light refreshment which she found enough for lunch. Her plate and cup were set for her,

but she walked about, now with one, and now with the other, taking her time over it, and pausing here and

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Of course, she hadn't come there for any lunch; the Cornerlys had midday lunch and dined late; these

innovated hours were a part of Kings Port's deep suspicion of the Cornerlys; but what now became interesting

was her evident indifference to our perceiving that lunch was merely a pretext with her; in fact, I think she

wished it to be perceived, and I also think that those turns which she took about the Exchangeher apparent

inspection of an old mahogany table, her examination of a pewter set were a symbol (and meant to be a

symbol) of how she had all the time there was, and the possession of everything she wished including the

situation, and that she enjoyed having this sink in while she was rearranging whatever she had arranged to

say, in consequence of finding that I should also hear it. And how well she was worth looking at, no matter

whether she stood, or moved, or what she did! Her age lay beyond the reach of the human eye; if she was

twentyfive, she was marvelous in her mastery of her appearance; if she was thirtyfour, she was marvelous

in her mastery of perpetuating it, and by no other means than perfect dress personal to herself (for she had

taken the fashion and welded it into her own plasticity) and perfect health; for without a trace of the athletic,

her graceful shape teemed with elasticity. There was a touch of "sport" in the parasol she had laid down; and

with all her blended serenity there was a touch of "sport" in her. Experience could teach her beauty nothing

more; it wore the look of having been made love to by many married men.

Quite suddenly the true light flashed upon me. I had been slowsighted indeed! So that was what she had

come here for today! Miss Hortense was going to pay her compliments to Miss La Heu. I believe that my

sight might still have been slow but for that miraculous sweetness upon the face of Eliza. She was ready for

the compliments! Well, I sat expectant and disappointment was by no means my lot.

Hortense finished her lunch. "And so this interesting place is where you work?"

Eliza, thus addressed, assented.

"And you furnish wedding cakes also?"

Eliza was continuously and miraculously sweet. "The Exchange includes that."

"I shall hope you will be present to taste some of yours on the day it is mine."

"I shall accept the invitation if my friends send me one."

No blood flowed from Hortense at this, and she continued with the same smooth deliberation.

"The list is of necessity very small; but I shall see that it includes you."

"You are not going to postpone it any more, then?"

No blood flowed at this, either. "I doubt if Johnif Mr. Mayrantwould brook further delay, and my father

seems stronger, at last. How much do I owe you for your very good food?"

It is a pity that a larger audience could not have been there to enjoy this skilful duet, for it held me hanging on

every musical word of it. There, at the far back end of the long room, I sat alone at my table, pretending to be

engaged over a sandwich that was no more in existence external, I meanand a totally empty cup of

chocolate. I lifted the cup, and bowed over the plate, and used the paper Japanese napkin, and generally went

through the various discreet paces of eating, quite breathless, all the while, to know which of them was

coming out ahead. There was no fairness in their positions; Hortense had Eliza in a cage, penned in by every

fact; but it doesn't do to go too near some birds, even when they're caged, and, while these two birds had been

giving their sweet manifestations of song, Eliza had driven a peck or two home through the bars, which,

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not the only instruction which fits you for drawingroom war to the knife.

Her small reckoning was paid, and she had drawn on one long, tawny glove. Even this act was a luxury to

watch, so full it was of the feminine, of the stretching, indolent ease that the flesh and the spirit of this

creature invariably seemed to move with. But why didn't she go? This became my wonder now, while she

slowly drew on the second glove. She was taking more time than it needed.

"Your flowers are for sale, too?"

This, after her silence, struck me as being something planned out after her original plan. The original plan had

finished with that second assertion of her ownership of John (or, I had better say, of his ownership in her),

that doubt she had expressed as to his being willing to consent to any further postponement of their marriage.

Of course she had expected, and got herself ready for, some thrust on the postponement subject.

Eliza crossed from behind her counter to where the Exchange flowers stood on the opposite side of the room

and took some of them up.

"But those are inferior," said Hortense. "These." And she touched rightly the bowl in which my roses stood

close beside Eliza's ledger.

Eliza paused for one second. "Those are not for sale."

Hortense paused, too. Then she hung to it. "They are so much the best." She was holding her purse.

"I think so, too," said Eliza. "But I cannot let any one have them."

Hortense put her purse away. "You know best. Shall you furnish us flowers as well as cake?"

Eliza's sweetness rose an octave, softer and softer. "Why, they have flowers there! Didn't you know?"

And to this last and frightful peck through the bars Hortense found no retaliation. With a bow to Eliza, and a

total oblivion of me, she went out of the Exchange. She had flaunted "her" John in Eliza's face, she had, as

they say, rubbed it in that he was "her" John;but was it such a neat, tidy victory, after all? She had given

away the last word to Eliza, presented her with that poisonous speech which when translated meant:

"Yes, he's 'your' John; and you're climbing up him into houses where you'd otherwise be arrested for

trespass." For it was in one of the various St. Michael houses that the marriage would be held, owing to the

nomadic state of the Rieppes.

Yes, Hortense had gone altogether too close to the cage at the end, and, in that repetition of her taunt about

"furnishing" supplies for the wedding, she had at length betrayed something which her skill and the intricate

enamel of her experience had hitherto, and with entire success, concealednamely, the latent vulgarity of

the woman. She was wearing, for the sake of Kings Port, her best behavior, her most knowing form, and,

indeed it was a welldone imitation of the real thing; it would last through most occasions, and it would

deceive most people. But here was the trouble: she was wearing it; while, through the whole encounter, Eliza

La Heu had worn nothing but her natural and perfect dignity; yet with that disadvantage (for good breeding,

alas!, is at times a sort of disadvantage, and can be battered down and covered with mud so that its own fine

grain is invisible) Eliza had, after a somewhat undecisive battle, got in that last frightful peck! But what had

led Hortense, after she had come through pretty well, to lose her temper and thus, at the finish, expose to

Eliza her weakest position? That her clothes were paid for by a Newport lady who had taken her to Worth,

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use as weapons; but she was marrying inside the doors of Eliza's Kings Port, that had never opened to admit

her before, and she had slipped into putting this chance into Eliza's handand how had she come to do this?

To be sure, my vision had been slow! Hortense had seen, through her thick veil, Eliza's interest in John in the

first minute of her arrival on the bridge, that minute when John had run up to Eliza after the automobile had

passed over poor General. And Hortense had not revealed herself at once, because she wanted a longer look

at them. Well, she had got it, and she had got also a look at her affianced John when he was in the fireeating

mood, and had displayed the conduct appropriate to 1840, while Charley's display had been so much more

modern. And so first she had prudently settled that awkward phosphate difficulty, and next she had paid this

little visit to Eliza in order to have the pleasure of telling her in four or five different ways, and driving it in

deep, and turning it round: "Don't you wish you may get him?"

"That's all clear as day," I said to myself. "But what does her loss of temper mean?"

Eliza was writing at her ledger. The sweetness hadn't entirely gone; it was too soon for that, and besides, she

knew I must be looking at her.

"Couldn't you have told her they were my flowers?" I asked her at the counter, as I prepared to depart. Eliza

did not look up from her ledger. "Do you think she would have believed me?"

"And why shouldn't"

"Go out!" she interrupted imperiously and with a stamp of her foot. "You've been here long enough!"

You may imagine my amazement at this. It was not until I had reached Mrs. Trevise's, and was sitting down

to answer a note which had been left for me, that light again came. Hortense Rieppe had thought those

flowers were from John Mayrant, and Eliza had let her think so.

Yes, that was light, a good bright light shed on the matter; but a still more brilliant beam was cast by the

upcountry bride when I came into the diningroom. I told her myself, at once, that I had taken flowers to

Miss La Heu; I preferred she should hear this from me before she learned it from the smiling lips of gossip. It

surprised me that she should immediately inquire what kind of flowers?

"Why, roses," I answered; and she went into peals of laughter.

"Pray share the jest," I begged her with some dignity.

"Didn't you know," she replied, "the language that roses from a single gentleman to a young lady speak in

Kings Port?"

I stood staring and stiff, taking it in, taking myself, and Eliza, and Hortense, and the implicated John, all in.

"Why, aivrybody in Kings Port knows that!" said the bride; and now my mirth rose even above hers.

XVII: Doing the Handsome Thing

It by no means lessened my pleasure to discern that Hortense must feel herself to be in a predicament; and as

I sat writing my answer to the note, which was from Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael and contained an invitation

to me for the next afternoon, I thought of those pilots whose dangers have come down to us from distant

times through the songs of ancient poets. The narrow and tempestuous channel between Scylla and Charybdis

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upon the wheel, or an eye more alert, than this steering of your little trireme to a successful marriage,

between one man who believed himself to be your destined bridegroom and another who expected to be so,

meanwhile keeping each in ignorance of how close you were sailing to the other. In Hortense's place I should

have wished to hasten the wedding now, have it safely performed this afternoon, say, or tomorrow morning;

thus precipitated by some invaluable turn in the health of her poor dear father. But she had worn it out, his

health, by playing it for decidedly as much as it could bear; it couldn't be used again without risk; the date

must stand fixed; and, uneasy as she might have begun to be about John, Hortense must, with no shortening

of the course, get her boat in safe without smashing it against either John or Charley. I wondered a little that

she should feel any uncertainty about her affianced lover. She must know how much his word was to him,

and she had had his word twice, given her the second time to put his own honor right with her on the score of

the phosphates. But perhaps Hortense's rich experiences of life had taught her that a man's word to a woman

should not be subjected to the test of another woman's advent. On the whole, I suppose it was quite natural

those flowers should annoy her, and equally natural that Eliza, the minx, should allow them to do so! There's

a joy to the marrow in watching your enemy harried and discomfited by his own gratuitous contrivances; you

look on serenely at a show which hasn't cost you a groat. However, poor Eliza had not been so serene at the

very end, when she stormed out at me. For this I did not have to forgive her, of course, little as I had merited

such treatment. Had she not accepted my flowers? But it was a gratification to reflect that in my sentimental

passages with her I had not gone to any great length; nothing, do I ever find, is so irksome as the sense of

having unwittingly been in a false position. Was John, on his side, in love with her? Was it possible he would

fail in his word? So with these thoughts, while answering and accepting Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael's

invitation to make one of a party of strangers to whom she was going to show another old Kings Port church,

"where many of my ancestors lie," as her note informed me, I added one sentence which had nothing to do

with the subject "She is a steel wasp," I ventured to say. And when on the next afternoon I met the party at

the church, I received from the little lady a look of highly spiced comprehension as she gently remarked, "I

was glad to get your acceptance."

When I went down to the dinnertable, Juno sat in her best clothes, still discussing the Daughters of Dixie.

I can't say that I took much more heed of this at dinner than I had done at tea; but I was interested to hear

Juno mention that she, too, intended to call upon Hortense Rieppe. Kings Port, she said, must take a

consistent position; and for her part, so far as behavior went, she didn't see much to choose between the

couple. "As to whether Mr. Mayrant had really concealed the discovery of his fortune," she continued, "I

asked Miss Josephinein a perfectly nice way, of course. But old Mr. St. Michael Beaugarcon, who has

always had the estate in charge, did that. It is only a life estate, unless Mr. Mayrant has lawful issue. Well, he

will have that now, and all that money will be his to squander."

Aunt Carola had written me again this morning, but I had been in no haste to open her letter; my neglect of

the Bombos did not weigh too heavily upon me, I fear, but I certainly did put off reading what I expected to

be a reprimand. And concerning this I was right; her first words betokened reprimand at once. "My dear

nephew Augustus," she began, in her fine, elegant handwriting. That was always her mode of address to me

when something was coming, while at other times it would be, less portentously, "My dear Augustus," or

"My dear nephew "; but whenever my name and my relationship to her occurred conjointly, I took the

communication away with me to some corner, and opened it in solitude.

It wasn't about the Bombos, though; and for what she took me to task I was able to defend myself, I think,

quite adequately. She found fault with me for liking the South too much, and this she based upon the

enthusiastic accounts of Kings Port and its people that I had written to her; nor had she at all approved of my

remarks on the subject of the negro, called forth by Daddy Ben and his grandson Charles Cotesworth.

"When I sent you (wrote Aunt Carola) to admire Kings Port goodbreeding, I did not send you to forget your

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Libby and Andersonville (which killed my brother Alexander) they displayed in their dealings, both social

and political, an arrogance in success and a childish petulance at opposition, which we who saw and suffered

can never forget, any more than we can forget our loved ones who laid down their lives for this cause."

These were not the only words with which Aunt Carola reproved what she termed my "disloyalty," but they

will serve to indicate her feeling about the Civil War. It wason her sideprecisely the feeling of all the

Kings Port old ladies on Heir side. But why should it be mine? And so, after much thinking how I might best

reply respectfully yet say to Aunt Carola what my feeling was, I sat down upstairs at my window, and, after

some preliminary sentences, wrote:

"There are dead brothers here also, who, like your brother, laid down their lives for what they believed was

their country, and whom their sisters never can forget as you can never forget him. I read their names upon

sad church tablets, and their boy faces look out at me from cherished miniatures and dim daguerreotypes.

Upon their graves the women who mourn them leave flowers as you leave flowers upon the grave of your

young soldier. You will tell me, perhaps, that since the bereavement is equal, I have not justified my

sympathy for these people. But the bereavement was not equal. More homes here were robbed by death of

their light and promise than with us; and to this you must add the material desolation of the homes

themselves. Our roofs were not laid in ashes, and today we sit in affluence while they sit in privation. You

will say to this, perhaps, that they brought it upon themselves. But even granting that they did so, surely to

suffer and to lose is more bitter than to suffer and to win. My dear aunt, you could not see what I have seen

here, and write to me as you do; and if those years have left upon your heart a scar which will not vanish, do

not ask me, who came afterward, to wear the scar also. I should then resemble certain of the younger ones

here, with less excuse than is theirs. As for the negro, forgive me if I assure you that you retain an

Abolitionist exaltation for a creature who does not exist, or whose existence is an ineffectual drop in the

bucket, a creature on grateful knees raising faithful eyes to one who has struck off his chains of slavery,

whereas the creature who does exist is"

I paused here in my letter to Aunt Carola, and sought for some fitting expression that should characterize for

her with sufficient severity the new type of deliberately worthless negro; and as I sought, my eyes wandered

to the garden next door, the garden of the Cornerlys. On a bench near a shady arrangement of vines over bars

sat Hortense Rieppe. She was alone, and, from her attitude, scemed to be thinking deeply. The high walls of

the garden shut her into a privacy that her position near the shady vines still more increased. It was evident

that she had come here for the sake of being alone, and I regretted that she was so turned from me that I could

not see her face. But her solitude did not long continue; there came into view a gentleman of wouldbe

venerable appearance, who approached her with a walk carefully constructed for public admiration, and who,

upon reaching her, bent over with the same sort of footlight elaboration and gave her a paternal kiss. I did not

need to hear her call him father; he was so obviously General Rieppe, the prudent hero of Chattanooga, that

words would have been perfectly superfluous in his identification.

I was destined upon another day to hear the tones of his voice, and thereupon may as well state now that they

belonged altogether with the rest of him. There is a familiar type of Northern fraud, and a Southern type,

equally familiar, but totally different in appearance. The Northern type has the straight, flat, earnest hair, the

shaven upper lip, the chinbeard, and the benevolent religious expression. He will be the president of several

charities, and the head of one great business. He plays no cards, drinks no wine, and warns young men to

beware of temptation. He is as genial as a hairsofa; and he is seldom found out by the public unless some

financial crash in general affairs uncovers his cheating, which lies most often beyond the law's reach; and

because he cannot be put in jail, he quite honestly believes heaven is his destination. We see less of him since

we have ceased to be a religious country, religion no longer being an essential disguise for him. The Southern

type, with his unction and his juleps, is better company, unless he is the hero of too many of his own

anecdotes. He is commonly the possessor of a poetic gaze, a mane of silvery hair, and a noble neck. As war

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among us, and I regret it, for he was in truth a picturesque figure. General Rieppe was perfect.

At first I was sorry that the distance they were from me rendered hearing what they were saying impossible;

very soon, however, the frame of my open window provided me with a living picture which would have been

actually spoiled had the human voice disturbed its eloquent pantomime.

General Rieppe's daughter responded to her father's caress but languidly, turning to him her face, with its

luminous, stationary beauty. He pointed to the house, and then waved his hand toward the bench where she

sat; and she, in response to this, nodded slightly. Upon which the General, after another kiss of histrionic

paternity administered to her forehead, left her sitting and proceeded along the garden walk at a stately pace,

until I could no longer see him. Hortense, left alone upon the bench, looked down at the folds of her dress,

extended a hand and slowly rearranged one of them, and then, with the same hand, felt her hair from front to

back. This had scarce been accomplished when the General reappeared, ushering Juno along the walk, and

bearing a chair with him. When they turned the corner at the arbor, Hortense rose, and greetings ensued. Few

objects could be straighter than was Juno's back; her cardcase was in her hand, but her pocket was not quite

large enough for the whole of her pride, which stuck out so that it could have been seen from a greater

distance than my window. The General would have departed, placing his chair for the visitor, when Hortense

waved for him an inviting hand toward the bench beside her; he waved a similarly inviting hand, looking at

Juno, who thereupon sat firmly down upon the chair. At this the General hovered heavily, looking at his

daughter, who gave him no look in return, as she engaged in conversation with Juno; and presently the

General left them. Juno's back and Hortense's front, both entirely motionless as they interviewed each other'

presented a stiff appearance, with Juno half turned in her seat and Hortense's glance following her slight

movement; the two then rose, as the General came down the walk with two chairs and Mrs. Gregory and Mrs.

Weguelin St. Michael. Juno, with a bow to them, approached Hortense by a step or two, a brief touch of their

fingers was to be seen, and Juno's departure took place, attended by the heavy hovering of General Rieppe.

"That's why!" I said to myself aloud, suddenly, at my open window. Immediately, however, I added, "but can

it be?" And in my mind a whole little edifice of reasons for Hortense's apparent determination to marry John

instantly fabricated itselfand then fell down.

Through John she was triumphantly bringing stiff Kings Port to her, was forcing them to accept her. But this

was scarce enough temptation for Hortense to marry; she could do very well without Kings Portindeed,

she was not very likely to show herself in it, save to remind them, now and then, that she was there, and that

they could not keep her out any more; this might amuse her a little, but the society itself would not amuse her

in the least. What place had it for her to smoke her cigarettes in?

Eliza La Heu, then? Spite? The pleasure of taking something that somebody else wanted? The pleasure of

spoiling somebody else's pleasure? Or, more accurately, the pleasure of power? Well, yes; that might be it, if

Hortense Rieppe were younger in years, and younger, especially, in soul; but her museum was too richly

furnished with specimens of the chase, she had collected too many bits and bibelots from life's Hotel Druot

and the great bazaar of female competition, to pay so great a price as marriage for merely John; particularly

when a lady, even in Newport, can have but one husband at a time in her collection. If she did actually love

John, as Beverly Rodgers had reluctantly come to believe, it was most in appropriate in her! Had I followed

out the train of reasoning which lay coiled up inside the word inappropriate, I might have reached the solution

which eventually Hortense herself gave me, and the jewelled recesses of her nature would have blazed still

more brilliantly to my eyes today; but in truth, my soul wasn't old enough yet to work Hortense out by itself,

unaided!

While Mrs. Gregory and Mrs. Weguelin sat on their chairs, and Hortense sat on her bench, tea was brought

and a table laid, behind whose whiteness and silver Hortense began slight offices with cups and sugar tongs.

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refusal. The beauty of Hortense's face had strangely increased since the arrival of these two visitors. It shone

resplendent behind the silver and the white cloth, and her movement, as she gave the cup to Mrs. Gregory St.

Michael, was one of complete grace and admirable propriety. But once she looked away from them in the

direction of the path. Her two visitors rose and left her, Mrs. Gregory setting her teacup down with a gesture

that said she would take no more, and, after their bows of farewell, Hortense sat alone again pulling about the

tea things.

I saw that by the table lay a cardcase on the ground, evidently dropped by Mrs. Gregory; but Hortense could

not see it where she sat. Her quick look along the path heralded more company and the General with more

chairs. Young people now began to appear, the various motions of whom were more animated than the

approaches and greetings and farewells of their elders; chairs were moved and exchanged, the General was

useful in handling cups, and a number of faces unknown to me came and went, some of them elderly ones

whom I had seen in church, or passed while walking; the black dresses of age mingled with the brighter

colors of youth; and on her bench behind the cups sat Hortense, or rose up at right moments, radiant,

restrained and adequate, receiving with deferential attention the remarks of some darkclothed elder, or, with

sufficiently interested countenance, inquiring something from a brighter one of her own generation; but twice

I saw her look up the garden path. None of them stayed long, although when they were all gone the shadow

of the garden wall had come as far as the arbor; and once again Hortense sat alone behind the table, leaning

back with arms folded, and looking straight in front of her. At last she stirred, and rose slowly, and then, with

a movement which was the perfection of timidity, began to advance, as John, with his Aunt Eliza, came along

the path. To John, Hortense with familiar yet discreet brightness gave a left hand, as she waited for the old

lady; and then the old lady went through with it. What that embrace of acknowledgment cost her cannot be

measured, and during its process John stood like a sentinel. Possibly this was the price of his forgiveness to

his Aunt Eliza.

The visitors accepted tea, and the beauty in Hortense's face was now supreme. The old lady sat, forgetting to

drink her tea, but very still in outward attitude, as she talked with Hortense; and the sight of one hand in its

glove lying motionless upon her best dress, suddenly almost drew unexpected tears to my eyes. John was

nearly as quiet as she, but the glove that he held was twisted between his fingers. I expected that he would

stay with his Hortense when his aunt took her leave; he, however, was evidently expected by the old lady to

accompany her out and back, I suppose, to her house, as was proper.

But John's departure from Hortense differed from his meeting her. She gave no left hand to him now; she

gazed at him, and then, as the old lady began to go toward the house, she moved a step toward him, and then

she cast herself into his arms! It was no acting, this, no skilful simu lation; her head sank upon his shoulder,

and true passion spoke in every line of that beautiful surrendered form, as it leaned against her lover's.

"So that's why!" I exclaimed, once more aloud.

It was but a moment; and John, released, followed Miss Eliza. The old lady walked slowly, with that

halffailing step that betokens the body's weariness after great mental or moral strain. Indeed, as John

regained her side, she put her arm in his as if her feebleness needed his support. Thus they went away

together, the aunt and her beloved boy, who had so sorely grieved and disappointed her.

But if this sight touched me, this glimpse of the vanquished leaving the field after supreme acknowledgment

of defeat, upon Hortense it wrought another effect altogether. She stood looking after them, and as she

looked, the whole woman from head to foot, motionless as she was, seemed to harden. Yet still she looked,

until at length, slowly turning, her eyes chanced to fall upon Mrs. Gregory St. Michael's cardcase. There it

lay, the symbol of Kings Port's capitulation. She swooped down and up with a flying curve of grace, holding

her prey caught; and then, catching also her handsome skirts on either side, she danced like a whirling fan

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But a little while, and all that I had just witnessed in such vivid dumbshow might have seemed to me in

truth some masque; so smooth had it been, and voiceless, coming and going like a devised fancy. And after

the last of the players was gone from the stage, leaving the white cloth, and the silver, and the cups, and the

groups of chairs near the pleasant arbor, I watched the deserted garden whence the sunlight was slowly

departing, and it seemed to me more than ever like some empty and charming scene in a playhouse, to which

the comedians would in due time return to repeat their delicate pantomime. But these were mental

indulgences, with which I sat playing until the sight of my interrupted letter to Aunt Carola on the table

before me brought the reality of everything back into my thoughts; and I shook my head over Miss Eliza. I

remembered that hand of hers, lying in despondent acquiescence upon her lap, as the old lady sat in her best

dress, formally and faithfully accepting the woman whom her nephew John had brought upon them as his

brideelectformally and faithfully accepting this distasteful person, and thus atoning as best she could to

her beloved nephew for the wrong that her affection had led her to do him in that illstarred and inexcusable

tampering with his affairs.

But there was my letter waiting. I took my pen, and finished what I had to say about the negro and the

injustice we had done to him, as well as to our own race, by the Fifteenth Amendment. I wrote:

"I think Northerners must often seem to these people strangely obtuse in their attitude. And they deserve such

opinion, since all they need to do is come here and see for themselves what the War did to the South.

"You may have a perfectly just fight with a man and beat him rightly; but if you are able to go on with your

work next day, while his health is so damaged that for a long while he limps about as a cripple, you must not

look up from your busy thriving and reproach him with his helplessness, and remind him of its cause; nor

must you be surprised that he remembers the fight longer than you have time for. I know that the North meant

to be magnanimous, that the North was magnanimous, that the spirit of Grant at Appomattox filled many

breasts; and I know that the magnanimity was not met by those who led the South after Lee's retirement, and

before reconstruction set in, and that the Fifteenth Amendment was brought on by their own doings: when

have two wrongs made a right? And to place the negro above these people was an atrocity. You cannot

expect them to inquire very industriously how magnanimous this North meant to be, when they have suffered

at her hands worse, far worse, than France suffered from Germany's after 1870.

"I do think there should be a different spirit among some of the laterborn, but I have come to understand

even the slights and suspicions from which I here and there suffer, since to their minds, shut in by

circumstance, I'm always a 'Yankee.'

"We are prosperous; and prosperity does not bind, it merely assembles peopleat dinners and dances. It is

adversity that bindsbeside the gravestone, beneath the desolated roof. Could you come here and see what I

have seen, the retrospect of suffering, the long, lingering con valescence, the small outlook of vigor to

come, and the steadfast sodality of affliction and affection and fortitude, your kind but unenlightened heart

would be wrung, as mine has been, and is being, at every turn."

After I had posted this reply to Aunt Carola, I had some fears that my pen had run away with me, and that she

might now descend upon me with that reproof which she knew so well how to exercise in cases of disrespect.

But there was actually a certain pathos in her mildness when it came. She felt it her duty to go over a good

deal of history first, but:

"I do not understand the present generation," she finished, "and I suppose that I was not meant to."

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This vindication off my mind, and relieved by it of the more general thoughts about Kings Port and the

South, which the pantomime of Kings Port's forced capitulation to Hortense had raised in me, I returned to

the personal matters between that young woman and John, and Charley. How much did Charley know? How

much would Charley stand? How much would John stand, if he came to know?

Well, the scene in the garden now helped me to answer these questions much better than I could have

answered them before its occurrence. With one factthe great fact of loveestablished, it was not difficult

to account for at least one or two of the several things that puzzled me. There could be no doubt that Hortense

loved John Mayrant, loved him beyond her own control. When this love had begun, made no matter. Perhaps

it began on the bridge, when the money was torn, and Eliza La Heu had appeared. The Kings Port version of

Hortense's indifference to John before the event of the phosphates might well enough be true. It might even

well enough be true that she had taken him and his phosphates at Newport for lack of anything better at hand,

and because she was sick of disappointed hopes. In this case, Charley's subsequent appearance as something

very much better (if the phosphates were to fail) would perfectly explain the various postponements of the

wedding.

So I was able to answer my questions to myself thus: How much did Charley know?Just what he could see

for himself, and what he had most likely heard from Newport gossip. He could have heard of an old

engagement, made purely for money's sake, and of recent delays created by the lady; and he could see the

gentlemanan impossible husband from a Wall Street standpoint!to whom Hortense was evidently

tempering her final refusal by indulgently taking an interest in helping along his phosphate fortune. Charley

would not refuse to lend her his aid in this estimable benevolence; nor would it occur to Charley's

sensibilities how such benevolence would be taken by John if John were not "taken" himself. Yes, Charley

was plainly fooled, and fooled the more readily because he had the old version of the truth. How should he

suspect there was a revised version? How should he discover that passion had now changed sides, that it was

now John who allowed himself to be loved? The signs of this did not occur before his eyes. Of course,

Charley would not stay fooled forever; the hours of that were numbered,but their number was quite

beyond my guessing!

How much would Charley stand? He would stand a good deal, because the measure of his toleration was the

measure of his desire for Hortense; and it was plain that he wanted her very much indeed. But how much

would John stand? How soon would his "fireeating" traditions produce a "difficulty"? Why had they not

done this already? Well, the garden had in some way helped me to frame a fairly reasonable answer for this

also. Poor Hortense had become as powerless to woo John to warmth as poor Venus had been with Adonis;

and passion, in changing sides, had advanced the boy's knowledge. He knew now the difference between the

embraces of his lady when she had merely wanted his phosphates, and these other caresses now that, she

wanted him. In his ceaseless search for some possible loophole of escape, his eye could not have overlooked

the chance that lay in Charley, and he was far too canny to blast his forlorn hope. He had probably wondered

what had changed the nature of Hortense's caresses, and the adventure of the torn money could scarce have

failed to suggest itself to the mind of a youth who, little as he had trodden the ways of the world, evidently

possessed some lively instincts regarding the nature of women. To batter Charley as he had battered Juno's

nephew, might result in winding the arms of Hortense around his own neck more tightly than ever.

Why Hortense should keep Charley "on" any longer, was what I could least fathom, but I trusted her to have

excellent reasons for anything that she did. "It's sure to be quite simple, once you know it," I told myself; and

the near future proved me to be right.

Thus I laid most of my enigmas to rest; there was but one which now and then awakened still. Were Hortense

a raw girl of eighteen, I could easily grant that the "fireeater" in John would be sure to move her. But

Hortense had travelled many miles away from the green forests of romance; her present fields were carpeted,

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that shone upon her highly seasoned nights. No, torn money and all, it was not appropriate in a woman of her

experience; and so I still found myself inquiring in the words of Beverly Rodgers, "But what can she want

him for?"

The next time that I met Mrs. Gregory St. Michael it was on my way to join the party at the old church, which

Mrs. Weguelin was going to show them. The cardcase was in her hand, and the sight of it prompted me to

allude to Hortense Rieppe.

"I find her beauty growing upon me?" I declared.

Mrs. Gregory did not deny the beauty, although she spoke with reserve at first. "It is to be said that she knows

how to write a suitable note," the lady also admitted.

She didn't tell me what the note was about, naturally; but I could imagine with what joy in the exercise of her

art Hortense had constructed that communication which must have accompanied the prompt return of the

cardcase.

Then Mrs. Gregory's tongue became downright. "Since you're able to see so much of her, why don't you tell

her to marry that little steamyacht gambler? I'm sure he's dying to, and he's just the thing for her?"

"Ah," I returned, "Love so seldom knows what's just the thing for marriage."

"Then your precocity theory falls," declared Mrs. St. Michael. And as she went away from me along the

street, I watched her beautiful stately walk; for who could help watching a sight so good?

Charley, then, was no secret to John's people. Was John still a secret to Charley? Could Hortense possibly

have managed this? I hoped for a chance to observe the two men with her during the visit of Mrs. Weguelin

St. Michael and her party to the church.

This party was already assembled when I arrived upon the spot appointed. In the street, a few paces from the

church, stood Bohm and Charley and Kitty and Gazza, with Beverly Rodgers, who, as I came near, left them

and joined me.

"Oh, she's somewhere off with her fireeater," responded Beverly to my immediate inquiry for Hortense. "Do

you think she was asked, old man?"

Probably not, I thought. "But she goes so well with the rest," I suggested.

Beverly gave his chuckle. "She goes where she likes. She'll meet us here when we're finished, I'm pretty

sure."

"Why such certainty?"

"Well, she has to attend to Charley, you know!"

Mrs. Weguelin, it appeared, had met the party here by the church, but had now gone somewhere in the

immediate neighborhood to find out why the gate was not opened to admit us, and to hasten the unpunctual

custodian of the keys. I had not looked for precisely such a party as Mrs. Weguelin's invitation had gathered,

nor could I imagine that she had fully understood herself what she was gathering; and this I intimated to

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"Do you suppose, my friend, that she suspected the feather of the birds you flock with?"

Beverly took it lightly. "Hang it, old boy, of course everybody can't be as nice as I am! "But he took it less

lightly before it was over.

We stood chatting apart, he and I, while Bohm and Charley and Kitty and Gazza walked across the street to

the window of a shop, where old furniture was for sale at a high price; and it grew clearer to me what Beverly

had innocently brought upon Mrs. Weguelin, and how he had brought it. The little quiet, particular lady had

been pleased with his visit, and pleased with him. His good manners, his good appearance, his good

Englishtrained voice, all these things must have been extremely to her taste; and thenmore important than

theydid she not know about his people? She had inquired, he told me, with interest about two of his uncles,

whom she had last seen in 1858. "She's awfully the right sort," said Beverly. Yes, I saw well how that visit

must have gone: the gentle old lady reviving in Beverly's presence, and for the sake of being civil to him,

some memories of her girlhood, some meetings with those uncles, some dances with them; and generally

shedding from her talk and manner the charm of some sweet old melodyand Beverly, the facile, the

appreciative, sitting there with her at a correct, deferential angle on his chair, admirably sympathetic and in

good form, and playing the old school. (He had no thought to deceive her; the old school was his by right,

and genuinely in his blood, he took to it like a duck to the water.) How should Mrs. Weguelin divine that he

also took to the nouveau jeu to the tune of Bohm and Charley and Kitty and Gazza? And so, to show him

some attention, and because she couldn't ask him to a meal, why, she would take him over the old church, her

colonial forefathers'; she would tell him the little legends about them; he was precisely the young man to

appreciate such thingsand she would be pleased if he would also bring the friends with whom he was

travelling.

I looked across the street at Bohm and Charley and Kitty and Gazza. They were now staring about them in all

their perfection of stare: small Charley in a sleek slatecolored suit, as neat as any little barber; Bohm,

massive, portentous, his strong shoes and gloves the chief note in his dress, and about his whole firm frame a

heavy mechanical strength, a look as of something that did something rapidly and accurately when set

goingcut or cracked or ground or smashed something better and faster than it had ever been cut or cracked

or ground or smashed before, and would take your arms and legs off if you didn't stand well back from it; it

was only in Bohm's eye and lips that you saw he wasn't made entirely of brass and iron, that champagne and

shoulders decolletes received a punctual share of his valuable time. And there was Kitty, too, just the wife for

Bohm, so soon as she could divorce her husband, to whom she had united herself before discovering that all

she married him for, his old Knickerbocker name, was no longer in the slightest degree necessary for social

acceptance; while she could feed people, her trough would be well thronged. Kitty was neat, Kitty was trig,

Kitty was what Beverly would call "swagger "; her skilful tailormade clothes sheathed her closely and gave

her the excellent appearance of a wellfolded English umbrella; it was in her hat that she had gone wronga

beautiful hat in itself, one which would have wholly become Hortense; but for poor Kitty it didn't do at all.

Yes, she was a well folded English umbrella, only the umbrella had for its handle the head of a bulldog or the

leg of a balletdancer. And these were the Replacers whom Beverly's clearsighted eyes saw swarming

round the temple of his civilization, pushing down the aisles, climbing over the backs of the benches, walking

over each other's bodies, and seizing those front seats which his family had sat in since New York had been

New York; and so the wise fellow very prudently took every step that would insure the Replacers' inviting

him to occupy one of his own chairs. I had almost forgotten little Gazza, the Italian nobleman, who sold old

furniture to new Americans. Gazza was not looking at the old furniture of Kings Port, which must have filled

his Vatican soul with contempt; he was strolling back and forth in the street, with his head in the air,

humming, now loudly, now softly "Lala, lala, E quando a la predica in chiesa siederia, lalalala;" and I

thought to myself that, were I the Pope, I should kick him into the Tiber.

When Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael came back with the keys and their custodian, Bohm was listening to the

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Bohm, it seemed, did not often speak himself: possibly once a week. His way was to let other people speak to

him when there were signs in his face that he was hearing anything which they said, it was a high compliment

to them, and of course Charley could command Bohm's ear; for Charley, although he was as neat as any

barber, and let Hortense walk on him because he looked beyond that, and purposed to get her, was just as

potent in the financial world as Bohm, could bring a borrowing empire to his own terms just as skillfully as

could Bohm; was, in short, a man after Bohm's ownI had almost said heart: the expression is so obstinately

embedded in our language! Bohm, listening, and Charley, talking, had neither of them noticed Mrs.

Weguelin's arrival; they stood ignoring her, while she waited, casting a timid eye upon them. But Beverly,

suddenly perceiving this, and begging her pardon for them, brought the party together, and we moved in

among the old graves.

"Ah!" said Gazza, bending to read the quaint words cut upon one of them, as we stopped while the door at the

rear of the church was being opened, "French!"

"It was the mothertongue of these colonists," Mrs. Weguelin explained to him.

"Ah! like Canada!" cried Gazza. "But what a pretty bit is that!" And he stood back to admire a little glimpse,

across a street, between tiled roofs and rusty balconies, of another church steeple. "Almost, one would say,

the Old World," Gazza declared.

"Our world is not new," said Mrs. Weguelin; and she passed into the church.

Kings Port holds many sacred nooks, many corners, many vistas, that should deeply stir the spirit and the

heart of all Americans who know and love their country. The passing traveller may gaze up at certain

windows there, and see History herself looking out at him, even as she looks out of the windows of

Independence Hall in Philadelphia. There are also other ancient buildings in Kings Port, where History is shut

up, as in a strongbox,such as that stubborn old octagon, the powdermagazine of Revolutionary times,

which is a chest holding proud memories of blood and war. And then there are the three churches. Not

strongboxes, these, but shrines, where burn the venerable lamps of faith. And of these three houses of God,

that one holds the most precious flame, the purest light, which treasures the holy fire that came from France.

The English colonists, who sat in the other two congregations, came to Carolina's soil to better their estate;

but it was for liberty of soul, to lift their ardent and exalted prayer to God as their own conscience bade them,

and not as any man dictated, that those French colonists sought the New World. No Puritan splendor of

independence and indomitable courage outshines theirs. They preached a word as burning as any that

Plymouth or Salem ever heard. They were but a handful, yet so fecund was their marvelous zeal that they

became the spiritual leaven of their whole community. They are less known than Plymouth and Salem,

because men of action, rather than men of letters, have sprung from the loins of the South; but there they

stand, a beautiful beacon, shining upon the coasts of our early history. Into their church, then, into the shrine

where their small lamp still burns, their devout descendant, Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael led our party, because

in her eyes Kings Port could show nothing more precious and significant. There had been nothing to warn her

that Bohm and Charley were Americans who neither knew nor loved their country, but merely Americans

who knew their country's wealth and loved to acquire every penny of it that they could.

And so, following the steps of our delicate and courteous guide, we entered into the dimness of the little

building; and Mrs. Weguelin's voice, lowered to suit the sanctity which the place had for her, began to tell us

very quietly and clearly the story of its early days.

I knew it, or something of it, from books; but from this little lady's lips it took on a charm and graciousness

which made it fresh to me. I listened attentively, until I felt, without at first seeing the cause, that dulling of

enjoyment, that interference with the receptive attention, which comes at times to one during the performance

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and then, as we moved from the first point in the church to a new one, I saw that Bohm and Charley were

dropping behind, and I lingered, with the intention of bringing them closer.

"But there was nothing in it," I heard Charley's slow monologue continuing behind me to the silent Bohm.

"We could have bought the Parsons road at that time. 'Gentlemen,' I said to them, 'what is there for us in

tidewater at Kings Port? '"

It was not to be done, and I rejoined Mrs. Weguelin and those of the party who were making some show of

attention to her quiet little histories and explanations; and Kitty's was the next voice which I heard ring out

"Oh, you must never let it fall to pieces! It's the cunningest little fossil I've seen in the South."

"So," said Charley behind me, "we let the other crowd buy their strategic point; and I guess they know they

got a gold brick."

I moved away from the financiers, I endeavored not to hear their words; and in this much I was successful;

but their inappropriate presence had got, I suppose upon my nerves; at any rate, go where I would in the little

church, or attend as I might and did to what Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael said about the tablets, and whatever

traditions their inscriptions suggested to her, that quiet, low, persistent banker's voice of Charley's pervaded

the building like a draft of cold air. Once, indeed, he addressed Mrs. Weguelin a question. She was telling

Beverly (who followed her throughout, protectingly and charmingly, with his most devoted attention and his

best manner) the honorable deeds of certain older generations of a family belonging to this congregation,

some of whose tombs outside had borne French inscriptions.

"My mother's family," said Mrs. Weguelin.

"And nowadays," inquired Beverly, "what do they find instead of military careers?"

"There are no more of us nowadays; theythey were killed in the war."

And immediately she smiled, and with her hand she made a light gesture, as if to dismiss this subject from

mutual embarrassment and pain.

"I might have known better," murmured the understanding Beverly.

But Charley now had his question. "How many, did you say?"

"How many?" Mrs. Weguelin did not quite understand him.

"Were killed?" explained Charley.

Again there was a little pause before Mrs. Weguelin answered, "My four brothers met their deaths."

Charley was interested. "And what was the percentage of fatality in their regiments?"

"Oh," said Mrs. Weguelin, "we did not think of it in that way." And she turned aside.

"Charley," said Kitty, with some precipitancy, "do make Mr. Bohm look at the church!" and she turned after

Mrs. Weguelin. "It is such a gem!"

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Beverly Rodgers also noticed this, and he hastened to her.

"Thank you," she returned to his hasty question, "I am quite well. If you are not tired of it, shall we go on?"

"It is such a gem!" repeated Kitty, throwing an angry glance at Charley and Bohm. And so we went on.

Yes, Kitty did her best to cover it up; Kitty, as she would undoubtedly have said herself, could see a few

things. But nobody could cover it up, though Beverly was now vigilant in his efforts to do so. Indeed,

Replacers cannot be covered up by human agency; they bulge, they loom, they stare, they dominate the road

of life, even as their automobiles drive horses and pedestrians to the wall. Bohm, roused from his financial

torpor by Kitty's sharp command, did actually turn his eyes upon the church, which he had now been inside

for some twenty minutes without noticing. Instinct and long training had given his eye, when it really looked

at anything, a particular glancethe glance of the Replacer which plainly calculated: "Can this be made

worth money to me?" and which died instantly to a glaze of indifference on seeing that no money could be

made. Bohm's eye, accordingly, waked and then glazed. Manners, courtesy, he did not need, not yet; he had

looked at them with his Replacer glance, and, seeing no money in them, had gone on looking at railroads, and

mines, and mills,and bare shoulders, and bottles. Should manners and courtesy come, some day, to mean

money to him, then he could have them, in his fashion, so that his admirers and his apologists should alike

declare of him, "A rough diamond, but consider what he has made of himself!"

"After what, did you say?" This was the voice of Gazza, addressing Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael. It must be

said of Gazza that he, too, made a certain presence of interest in the traditions of Kings Port.

"After the revocation of the Edict of Nantes," replied Mrs. Weguelin.

"Built it in Savannah," Charley was saying to Bohm, "or Norfolk. This is a good place to bury people in, but

not money. Now the phosphate proposition"

Again I dragged my attention by force away from that quiet, relentless monologue, and listened as well as I

could to Mrs. Weguelin. There had come to be among us all, I thinkBeverly, Kitty, Gazza, and myselfa

joint impulse to shield her, to cluster about her, to follow her steps from each little lecture that she finished to

the new point where the next lecture began; and we did it, performed our pilgrimage to the end; but there was

less and less nature in our performance. I knew (and it was like a dream which I could not stop) that we

pressed a little too close, that our questions were a little too eager, that we overprinted our faces with

attention; knowing this did not help, nothing helped, and we went on to the end, seeing ourselves doing it;

and it must have been that Mrs. Weguelin saw us likewise. But she was truly admirable in giving no sign, she

came out well ahead; the lectures were not hurried, one had no sense of points being skipped to accommodate

our unworthiness, it required a previous familiarity with the church to know (as I did) that there was, indeed,

more and more skipping; yet the little lady played her part so evenly and with never a falter of voice nor a

change in the gentle courtesy of her manner, that I do not thinksave for that moment at the windowsillI

could have been sure what she thought, or how much she noticed. Her face was always so pale, it may well

have been all imagination with me that she seemed, when we emerged at last into the light of the street, paler

than usual; but I am almost certain that her hand was trembling as she stood receiving the thanks of the party.

These thanks were cut a little short by the arrival of one of the automobiles, and, at the same time, the

appearance of Hortense strolling toward us with John Mayrant.

Charley had resumed to Bohm, "A tax of twentyfive cents on the ton is nothing with deposits of this

richness," when his voice ceased; and looking at him to see the cause, I perceived that his eye was on John,

and that his polished fingernail was running meditatively along his thin mustache.

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"You haven't much time," she said to Charles, who consulted his watch.

"Who's coming to see me off?" he inquired.

"Where's he going?" I asked Beverly.

"She's sending him North," Beverly answered, and then he spoke with his very best simple manner to Mrs.

Weguelin St. Michael. "May I not walk home with you after all your kindness?"

She was going to say no, for she had had enough of this party; but she looked at Beverly, and his face and his

true solicitude won her; she said, "Thank you, if you will." And the two departed together down the shabby

street, the little veiled lady in black, and Beverly with his excellent London clothes and his still more

excellent look of respectful, sheltering attention.

And now Bohm pronounced the only utterance that I heard fall from his lips during his stay in Kings Port. He

looked at the church he had come from, he looked at the neighboring larger church whose columns stood out

at the angle of the street; he looked at the graveyard opposite that, then at the stale, dusty shop of old

furniture, and then up the shabby street, where no life or movement was to be seen, except the distant forms

of Beverly and Mrs. Weguelin St. Michael. Then from a gold cigarcase, curved to fit his breast pocket, he

took a cigar and lighted it from a gold matchbox. Offering none of us a cigar, he placed the case again in his

pocket; and holding his lighted cigar a moment with two fingers in his strong glove, he spoke:

"This town's worse than Sunday."

Then he got into the automobile. They all followed to see Charley off, and he addressed me.

"I shall be glad," he said, "if you will make one of a little party on the yacht next Sunday, when I come back.

And you also," he added to John.

Both John and I expressed our acceptance in suitable forms, and the automobile took its way to the train.

"Your Kings Port streets," I said, as we walked back toward Mrs. Trevise's, "are not very favorable for

automobiles."

"No," he returned briefly. I don't remember that either of us found more to say until we had reached my front

door, when he asked, "Will the day after tomorrow suit you for Udolpho?"

"Whenever you say," I told him.

"Weather permitting, of course. But I hope that it will; for after that I suppose my time will not be quite so

free."

After we had parted it struck me that this was the first reference to his approaching marriage that John had

ever made in my hearing since that day long ago (it seemed long ago, at least) when he had come to the

Exchange to order the weddingcake, and Eliza La Heu had fallen in love with him at sight. That, in my

opinion, looking back now with eyes at any rate partially opened, was what Eliza had done. Had John

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It was to me continuously a matter of satisfaction and of interest to see Hortense disturbedwhether for

causes real or imaginaryabout the security of her title to her lover John, nor can I say that my

misinterpreted bunch of roses diminished this satisfaction. I should have been glad to know if the

accomplished young woman had further probed that question and discovered the truth, but it seemed scarce

likely that she could do this without the help of one of three persons, Eliza and myself who knew all, or John

who knew nothing; for the upcountry bride, and whatever other people in Kings Port there were to whom

the bride might gayly recite the tale of my roses, were none of them likely to encounter Miss Rieppe; their

paths and hers would not meet until they met in church at the wedding of Hortense and John. No, she could

not have found out the truth; for never in the world would she, at this eleventh hour, risk a conversation with

John upon a subject so full of wellpacked explosives; and so she must be simply keeping on both him and

Eliza an eye as watchful as lay in her power. As for Charley, what bait, what persuasion, what duress she had

been able to find that took him at an hour so critical from her side to New York, I could not in the least

conjecture. Had she said to the little banker, Go, because I must think it over alone? It did not seem strong

enough. Or had she said, Go, and on your return you shall have my answer? Not adequate either, I thought.

Or had it been, If you don't go, it shall be "no," today and forever? This last was better; but there was no

telling, nor did Beverly Rodgers, to whom I propounded all my theories, have any notion of what was

between Hortense and Charley. He only knew that Charley was quite aware of the existence of John, but had

always been merely amused at the notion of him.

"So have you been merely amused," I reminded him.

"Not since that look I saw her give him, old chap. I know she wants him, only not why she wants him. And

Charley, you knowwell, of course, poor Charley's a banker, just a banker and no more; and a banker is

merely the ace in the same pack where the drummer is the twospot. Our American civilization should be

called Drummer's Delightand there's nothing in your fireeater to delight a drummer: he's a gentleman,

he'll be only soso rich, and he's away back out of the limelight, while poor old Charley's a bounder, and

worth forty millions anyhow, and right in the centre of the glare. How should he see any danger in John?"

"I wonder if he hasn't begun to?"

"Well, perhaps. He and Hortense have been 'talking business'; I know that. Ohand why do you think she

said he must go to New York? To make a better deal for the fireeater's phosphates than his fuddling old

trustee here was going to close with. Charley said that could be arranged by telegram. But she made him go

himself! She's extraordinary. He'll arrive in town tomorrow, he'll leave next day, he'll reach here by the

Southern on Saturday night in time for our Sunday yacht picnic, and then something has got to happen, I

should think."

Here was another key, unlocking a further piece of knowledge for me. I had not been able to guess why

Hortense should be keeping Charley "on"; but how natural was this policy, when understood clearly! She still

needed Charley's influence in the world of affairs. Charley's final service was to be the increasing of his

successful rival's fortune. I wondered what Charley would do, when the full extent of his usefulness dawned

upon him; and with wonder renewed I thought of General Rieppe, and this daughter he had managed to beget.

Surely the mother of Hortense, whoever she may have been, must have been a very richly endowed character!

"Something has most certainly got to happen and soon," I said to Beverly Rodgers. "Especially if my busy

boardinghouse bodies are right in saying that the invitations for the wedding are to be out on Monday."

Well, I had Friday, I had Udolpho; and there, while on that excursion, when I should be alone with John

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would say to the boy the last word, up to the verge of offense, that my wits could devise. Apart from a certain

dramatic excitement as of battlebattle between Hortense and meI truly wished to help him out of the

miserable mistake his wrong standard, his chivalry gone perverted, was spurring him on to make; and I had a

comic image of myself, summoning Miss Josephine, summoning Miss Eliza, summoning Mrs. Gregory and

Mrs. Weguelin, and the whole company of aunts and cousins, and handing to them the rescued John with the

single but sufficient syllable: "There!"

He was in apparent spirits, was John, at that hour of our departure for Udolpho; he pretended so well that I

was for a while altogether deceived. He had wished to call for me with the conveyance in which he should

drive us out into the lonely country through the sunny afternoon; but instead, I chose to walk round to where

he lived, and where I found him stuffing beneath the seats of the vehicle the baskets and the parcels which

con tained the provisions for our ample supper.

"I have never seen you drink hearty yet, and now I purpose to," said John.

As the packing was finishing Miss Josephine St. Michael came by; and the sight of the erect old lady

reminded me that of all Kings Port figures known to me and seen in the garden paying their visit of ceremony

to Hortense, she aloneshe and Eliza La Heuhad been absent. Eliza's declining to share in that was

wellnigh inevitable, but Miss Josephine was another matter. Perhaps she had considered her sister's going

there to be enough; at any rate, she had not been party to the surrender, and this gave me whimsical

satisfaction. Moreover, it had evidently occasioned no ruffle in the affectionate relations between herself and

John.

"John," said she, "as you drive by, do get me a plumber."

"Much better get a burglar, Aunt Josephine. Cheaper in the end, and neater work."

It was thus, at the outset, that I came to believe John's spirits were high; and this illusion he successfully kept

up until after we had left the plumber and Kings Port several sordid miles behind us; the approach to Kings

Port this way lies through dirtiest Africa. John was loquacious; John discoursed upon the Replacers; Mrs.

Weguelin St. Michael had quite evidently expressed to her own circle what she thought of them; and the town

in consequence, although it did not see them or their automobiles, because it appeared they were gone some

twenty miles inland upon an excursion to a resort where was a large hotel, and a little variety in the way of

some tourists of the Replacer stripe,the town kept them well in its mind's eye. The automobiles would have

sufficed to bring them into disrepute, but Kings Port had a better reason in their conduct in the church; and

John found many things to say to me, as we drove along, about Bohm and Charley and Kitty. Gazza he

forgot, although, as shall appear in its place, Gazza was likely to live a long while in his memory. Beverly

Rodgers he, of course, recognized as being a gentlemanit was clear that Beverly met with Kings Port's

approvaland, from his Newport experiences, John was able to make out quite as well as if he had heard

Beverly explain it himself the whole wise philosophic system of joining with the Replacers in order that you

be not replaced yourself.

"In his shoes mightn't I do the same?" he surmised. "I fear I'm not as Spartan as my auntsonly pray don't

mention it to them!"

And then, because I had been answering him with single syllables, or with nods, or not at all, he taxed me

with my taciturnity; he even went so far as to ask me what thoughts kept me so silentwhich I did not tell

him.

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"Those financiers?"

"Yes. Bohm is president of an insurance company, and Charley's a director, and reorganizes railroads."

"Well, if other people share your pleasant opinion of them, how do they get elected?"

"Other people share their pleasant spoilssenators, vestrymenyou can't be sure who you're sitting next to

at dinner any more. Come live North. You'll find the only safe way is never to know anybody worth more

than five millionsif you wish to keep the criminal classes off your visiting list."

This made him merry. "Put 'em in jail, then!"

"Ah, the jail!" I returned. "It's the great American joke. It reverses the rule of our smart society. Only those

who have no incomes are admitted."

"But what do you have laws and lawyers for?"

"To keep the rich out of jail. It's called 'professional etiquette.'"

"Your picture flatters!"

"You flatter me; it's only a photograph. Come North and see."

"One might think, from. your account, the American had rather be bad than good."

"O dear, no! The American had much rather be good than bad!"

"Your admission amazes me!"

"But also the American had rather be rich than good. And he is having his wish. And money's golden hand is

tightening on the throat of liberty while the labor union stabs liberty in the backfor trusts and unions are

both trying to kill liberty. And the soul of Uncle Sam has turned into a dollarinside his great, big, strong,

triumphant flesh; so that even his new religion, his own special invention, his last offering to the creeds of the

world, his gatherer of converted hordes, his Christian Science, is based upon physical benefit."

John touched the horses. "You're particularly cheerful today!"

"No. I merely summarize what I'm seeing."

"Well, a moral awakening will come," he declared.

"Inevitably. Tomorrow, perhaps. The flesh has had a good, long, prosperous day, and the hour of the spirit

must be near striking. And the moral awakening will be followed by a moral slumber, since, in the

uncomprehended scheme of things, slumber seems necessary; and you needn't pull so long a face, Mr.

Mayrant, because the slumber will be followed by another moral awakening. The alcoholic society girl you

don't like will very probably give birth to a waterdrinking daughterwho in her turn may produce a

bibulous progeny: how often must I tell you that nothing is final?"

John Mayrant gave the horses a somewhat vicious lash after these last words of mine; and, as he made no

retort to them, we journeyed some little distance in silence through the mild, enchanting light of the sun. My

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cloak of gayety had fallen from him, leaving bare the same harassed spirit, the same restless mood, which had

been his upon the last occasion when we had talked at length together upon some of the present social and

political phases of our republic that day of the New Bridge and the advent of Hortense. Only, upon that

day, he had by his manner in some subtle fashion conveyed to me a greater security in my discretion than I

felt him now to entertain. His many observations about the Replacers, with always the significant and

conspicuous omission of Hortense, proved more and more, as I thought it over, that his state was unsteady.

Even now, he did not long endure silence between us; yet the eagerness which he threw into our discussions

did not, it seemed to me, so much proceed from present interest in their subjects (though interest there was at

times) as from anxiety lest one particular subject, ever present with him, should creep in unawares. So much

I, at any rate, concluded, and bided my time for the creeping in unawares, content meanwhile to parry some

of the reproaches which he now and again cast at me with an earnestness real or feigned.

We had made now considerable progress, and were come to a space of sand and cabins and intersecting

railroad tracks, where freight cars and locomotives stood, and negroes of all shapes, but of one lowering and

ragged appearance, lounged and stared.

"There used to be a murder here about once a day," said John, "before the dispensary system. Now, it is about

once a week."

"That law is of benefit, then?" I inquired.

"To those who drink the whiskey, possibly; certainly to those who sell it!" And he condensed for me the long

story of the state dispensary, which in brief appeared to be that South Carolina had gone into the liquor

business. The profits were to pay for compulsory education; the liquor was to be pure; society and sobriety

were to be advanced: such had been the threefold promise, of which the threefold fulfillment was defeat of

the compulsory education bill, a political monopoly enriching favored distillers, "and lately," said John, "a

thoroughly democratic whiskey for the plain people. Pay ten cents for a bottle of X, if you're curious. It may

not poison youbut the murders are coming up again."

"What a delightful example of government ownership! I exclaimed.

But John in Kings Port was not in the way of hearing that cureall policy discussed, and I therefore explained

it to him. He did not seem to grasp my explanation.

"I don't see how it would change anything," he remarked, "beyond switching the stealing from one set of

hands to another."

I put on a face of concern. "What? You don't believe in our patent American shortcuts?"

"Shortcuts?"

"Certainly. Shortcuts to universal happiness, universal honesty, universal everything. For instance: Don't

make a boy study four years for a college degree; just cut the time in half, and you've got a shortcut to

education. Write it down that man is equal. That settles it. You'll notice how equal he is at once. Write it

down that the negro shall vote. You'll observe how instantly he is fit for the suffrage. Now they want it

written down that government shall take all the wicked corporations, because then corruption will disappear

from the face of the earth. You'll find the farmers presently having it written down that all hens must hatch

their eggs in a week, and next, a league of earnest women will advocate a Constitutional amendment that men

only shall bring forth children. Oh, we Americans are very thorough!" And I laughed.


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But John's face was not gay. "Well," he mused, "South Carolina took a shortcut to pure liquor and sober

citizensand reached instead a new den of thieves. Is the whole country sick?"

"Sick to the marrow, my friend; but young and vigorous still. A nation in its long life has many illnesses

before the one it dies of. But we shall need some strong medicine if we do not get well soon."

"What kind?"

"Ah, that's beyond any one! And we have several things the matter with usas bad a case, for example, of

complacency as I've met in history. Complacency's a very dangerous disease, seldom got rid of without the

purge of a great calamity. And worse, where does our dishonesty begin, and where end? The boy goes to

college, and there in football it awaits him; he graduates, and in the downtown office it smirks at him; he

rises into the confidence of his superiors, the town's chief citizens, and finds their gray hairs crowned with

it,the very men he has looked up to, believed in, his ideals, his examples, the merchant prince, the railroad

magnate, the president of insurance companiesall dirty rascals! Presently he faces worldly success or

failure, and then, in the new ocean of mind that has swallowed morals up, he sinks with his isolated honesty,

like a fool, or swims to respectability with his brother knaves. And into this mess the immigrant sewage of

Europe is steadily pouring. Such is our continent today, with all its fair winds and tides and fields favorable

to us, and only our shallow, complacent, dishonest selves against us! But don't let these considerations make

you gloomy; for (I must say it again) nothing is final; and even if we rot before we ripenwhich would be a

wholly novel phenomenonwe shall have made our contribution to mankind in demonstrating by our

collapse that the sow's ear belongs with the rest of the animal, and not in the voting booth or the legislature,

and that the doctrine of universal suffrage should have waited until men were born honest and equal. That in

itself would be a memorable service to have rendered."

We had come into the divine, sad stillness of the woods, where the warm sunlight shone through the gray

moss, lighting the curtained solitudes away and away into the depths of the golden afternoon; and somewhere

amid the miles of sleeping wilderness sounded the hoarse honk of the automobile. The Replacers were

abroad, enjoying what they could in this country where they did not belong, and which did not as yet belong

to them. Once again we heard their honk off to our left, from a farther distance, and I am glad to say that we

did not see them at all.

"If," said John Mayrant, "what you have said is true, the nation had better get on its knees and pray God to

give it grace."

I looked at the boy and saw that his countenance had grown very fine. "The act," I said, "would bring grace,

wherever it comes from."

"Yes," he assented. "If in the stars and awfulness of space there's nothing, that does not trouble me; for my

greater self is inside me, safe. And our country has a greater self somewhere. Think!"

"I do not have to think," I replied, "when I know the nobleness we have risen to at times."

"And I," he pursued, "happen to believe it is not all only stars and space; and that God, as much as any

shipbuilder, rejoices to watch every tiniest boat meet and brave the storm."

Out of his troubles he had brought such mood, sweetness instead of bitterness; he was saying as plainly as if

his actual words said it, "Misfortune has come to me, and I am going to make the best of it." His nobleness,

his moral elegance, compelled him to this, and I envied him, not sure if I myself, thus placed, would acquit

myself so well. And there was in his sweetness a contagion that strangely reconciled me to the troubled

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untainted in the depths, while the yellow rich, the prismatic scum and bubbles, boil on the surface." Yes, he

had accidentally helped me, and I wished doubly that I might help him. It was well enough he should feel he

must not shirk his duty, but how much better if he could be led to see that marrying where he did not love

was no duty of his.

I knew what I had to say to him, but lacked the beginning of it; and of this beginning I was in search as we

drove up among the liveoaks of Udolpho to the little clubhouse, or hunting lodge, where a negro and his

wife received us, and took the baskets and set about preparing supper. My beginning sat so heavily upon my

attention that I took scant notice of Udolpho as we walked about its adjacent grounds in the twilight before

supper, and John Mayrant pointed out to me its fine old trees, its placid stream, and bade me admire the snug

character of the hunting lodge, buried away for bachelors' delights deep in the heart of the pleasant forest. I

heard him indulging in memories and anecdotes of date sittings after long hunts; but I was myself always on

a hunt for my beginning, and none of his words clearly reached my intelligence until I was aware of his

reciting an excellently pertinent couplet:

          "If you would hold your father's land,

          You must wash your throat before your hand"

and found myself standing by the lodge table, upon which he had set two glasses, containing, I soon

ascertained, gin, vermouth, orange bitters, and a cherry at the bottomall which he had very skillfully

mingled himself in the happiest proportions.

"The poetry," he remarked, "is hereditary in my family;" and setting down the empty glasses we also washed

our hands. A moon halfgrown looked in at the window from the filmy darkness, and John, catching sight of

it, paused with the wet soap in his hand and stared out at the dimly visible trees. "Oh, the times, the times!"

he murmured to himself, gazing long; and then with a sort of start he returned to the present moment, and

rinsed and dried his hands. Presently we were sitting at the table, pledging each other in wellcooled

champagne; and it was not long after this that not only the negro who waited on us was plainly reveling in

John's remarks, but also the cook, with her bandannaed ebony head poked round the corner of the kitchen

door, was doing her utmost to lose no word of this entertainment. For John, taking up the young and the old,

the quick and the dead, of masculine Kings Port, proceeded to narrate their private exploits, until by

coffeetime he had unrolled for me the richest tapestry of gayeties that I remember, and I sat without breath,

tearful and aching, while the two negroes had retired far into the kitchen to muffle their emotions.

"Tom, oh Tom! you Tom!" called John Mayrant; and after the man had come from the kitchen: "You may put

the punchbowl and things on the table, and clear away and go to bed. My Greatuncle Marston Chartain,"

he con tinued to me, "was of eccentric taste, and for the last twenty years of his life never had anybody to

dinner but the undertaker." He paused at this point to mix the punch, and then resumed: "But for all that, he

appears to have been a lively old gentleman to the end, and left us his version of a saying which is considered

by some people an improvement on the original, 'Cherchez la femme.' Uncle Marston had it, 'Hunt the other

woman.' Don't go too fast with that punch; it isn't as gentle as it seems."

But John and his Uncle Marston had between them given me my beginning, and, as I sat sippmg my punch, I

ceased to hear the anecdotes which followed. I sat sipping and smoking, and was presently aware of the

deepening silence of the night, and of John no longer at the table, but by the window, looking out into the

forest, and muttering once more, "Oh, the times, the times!"

"It's always a triangle," I began.

He turned round from his window. "Triangle?" He looked at my glass of punch, and then at me. "Go easy

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"Bombo?" I echoed. "You call this Bombo? You don't know how remarkable that is, but that's because you

don't know Aunt Carola, who is very remarkable, too. Well, never mind her now. Point is, it's always a

triangle."

"I haven't a doubt of it," he replied.

"There you're right. And so was your uncle. He knew. Triangle." Here I found myself nodding portentously at

John, and beating the table with my finger very solemnly.

He stood by his window seeming to wait for me. And now everything in the universe grew perfectly clear to

me; I rose on mastering tides of thought, and all problems lay disposed of at my feet, while delicious strength

and calm floated in my brain and being. Nothing was difficult for me. But I was getting away from the

triangle, and there was John waiting at the window, and I mustn't say too much, mustn't say too much. My

will reached out and caught the triangle and brought it close, and I saw it all perfectly clear again.

"What are they all," I said, "the old romances? You take Paris and Helen and Menelaus. What's that? You

take Launcelot and Arthur and Guinevere. You take Paola and Francesca and her husband, what'shisname,

or Tristram and Iseult and Mark. Two men, one woman. Triangle and trouble. Other way around you get

Tannhauser and Venus and Elizabeth; two women, one man; more triangle and more trouble. Yes." And I

nodded at him again. The tide of my thought was pulling me hard away from this to other important

worldproblems, but my will held, struggling, and I kept to it.

"You wait," I told him. "I know what I mean. Trouble is, so hard to advise him right."

"Advise who right?" inquired John Mayrant.

It helped me wonderfully. My will gripped my floating thoughts and held them to it. "Friend of mine in

trouble; though why he asks me when I'm not marriedI'd be married now, you know, but afraid of only one

wife. Man doesn't love twice; loves thrice, four, six, lots of times; but they say only one wife. Ought to be

two, anyhow. Much easier for man to marry then."

"Wouldn't it be rather immoral?" John asked.

"Morality is queer thing. Like kaleidoscope. New patterns all the time. Abraham and wivesperfectly

respectable. You take Pharaohsor kings of that sortmarried own sisters. All right then. Perfectly horrible

now, of course. But you ask men about two wives. They'd say something to be said for that idea. Only there

are the women, you know. They'd never. But I'm going to tell my friend he's doing wrong. Going to write

him tonight. Where's ink?"

"It won't go tonight," said John. "What are you going to tell him?"

"Going to tell him, since only one wife, wicked not to break his engagement."

John looked at me very hard, as he stood by the window, leaning on the sill. But my will was getting all the

while a stronger hold, and my thoughts were less and less inclined to stray to other worldproblems;

moreover, below the confusion that still a little reigned in them was the primal cunning of the old Adam, the

native man, quite untroubled and alertit saw John's look at me and it prompted my course.

"Yes," I said. "He wants the truth from me. Where's his letter? No harm reading you without names." And I

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"Letter gone. Never mind. Facts are: friend's asked girl. Girl's said yes. Now he thinks he's bound by that."

"He thinks right," said John.

"Not a bit of it. You take Tannhauser. Engagement to Venus all a mistake. Perfectly proper to break it. Much

more than proper. Only honorable thing he could do. I'm going to write it to him. Where's ink?" And I got up.

John came from his window and sat down at the table. His glass was empty, his cigar gone out, and he looked

at me. But I looked round the room for the ink, noting in my search the big fireplace, simple, wooden,

unornamented, but generous, and the plain plaster walls of the lodge, whereon hung two or three old prints of

gamebirds; and all the while I saw John out of the corner of my eye, looking at me.

He spoke first. "Your friend has given his word to a lady; he must stand by it like a gentleman.

"Lot of difference," I returned, still looking round the room, "between spirit and letter. If his heart has broken

the word, his lips can't make him a gentleman."

John brought his fist down on the table. "He had no business to get engaged to her! He must take the

consequences."

That blow of the fist on the table brought my thoughts wholly clear and fixed on the one subject; my will had

no longer to struggle with them, they worked of themselves in just the way that I wanted them to do.

"If he's a gentleman, he must stand to his word," John repeated, "unless she releases him."

I fumbled again for my letter. "That's just about what he says himself," I rejoined, sitting down. "He thinks he

ought to take the consequences."

"Of course!" John Mayrant's face was very stern as he sat in judgment on himself.

"But why should she take the consequences?" I asked.

"What consequences?"

"Being married to a man who doesn't want her, all her life, until death them do part. How's that? Having the

daily humiliation of his indif ference, and the world's knowledge of his indifference. How's that? Perhaps

having the further humiliation of knowing that his heart belongs to another woman. How's that? That's not

what a girl bargains for. His standing to his word is not an act of honor, but a deception. And in talking about

'taking the consequences,' he's patting his personal sacrifice on the back and forgetting all about her and the

sacrifice he's putting her to. What's the brief suffering of a broken engagement to that? No: the true

consequences that a man should shoulder for making such a mistake is the poor opinion that society holds of

him for placing a woman in such a position; and to free her is the most honorable thing he can do. Her dignity

suffers less so than if she were a wife chained down to perpetual disregard."

John, after a silence, said: "That is a very curious view."

"That is the view I shall give my friend," I answered. "I shall tell him that in keeping on he is not at bottom

honestly thinking of the girl and her welfare, but of himself and the public opinion he's afraid of, if he breaks

his engagement. And I shall tell him that if I'm in church and they come to the place where they ask if any

man knows just cause or impediment, I shall probably call out, 'He does! His heart's not in it. This is not

marriage that he's committing. You're pronouncing your blessing upon a fraud.'"


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John sat now a long time silent, holding his extinct cigar. The lamp was almost burned dry; we had blown out

the expiring candles some while since. "That is a very curious view," he repeated. "I should like to hear what

your friend says in answer."

This finished our late sitting. We opened the door and went out for a brief space into the night to get its pure

breath into our lungs, and look to the distant place where the moon had sailed. Then we went to bed, or

rather, I did; for the last thing that I remembered was John, standing by the window of our bedroom still

dressed, looking out into the forest.

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He was neither at the window, nor in his bed, nor anywhere else to be seen, when I opened my eyes upon the

world next morning; nor did any answer come when I called his name. I raised myself and saw outside the

great branches of the wood, bathed from top to trunk in a sunshine that was no early morning's light; and

upon this, the silence of the house spoke plainly to me not of man still sleeping, but of man long risen and

gone about his business. I stepped barefoot across the wooden floor to where lay my watch, but it marked an

unearthly hour, for I had neglected to wind it at the end of our long and convivial eveningof which my

head was now giving me some news. And then I saw a note addressed to me from John Mayrant.

"You are a good sleeper," it began, "but my conscience is clear as to the Bombo, called by some Killdevil,

about which I hope you will remember that I warned you."

He hoped I should remember! Of course I remembered everything; why did he say that? An apology for his

leaving me followed; he had been obliged to take the early train because of the Custom House, where he was

serving his final days; they would give me breakfast when ever I should be ready for it, and I was to make

free of the place; I had better visit the old church (they had orders about the keys) and drive myself into Kings

Port after lunch; the horses would know the way, if I did not. It was the boy's closing sentence which fixed

my attention wholly, took it away from Killdevil Bombo and my Aunt Carola's commission, for the

execution of which I now held the clue, and sent me puzzling for the right interpretation of his words:

"I believe that you will help your friend by that advice which startled me last night, but which I now begin to

see more in than I did. Only between alternate injuries, he may find it harder to choose which is the least he

can inflict, than you, who look on, find it. For in following your argument, he benefits himself so plainly that

the benefit to the other person is very likely obscured to him. But, if you wish to, tell him a Southern

gentleman would feel he ought to be shot either way. That's the honorable price for changing your mind in

such a case."

No interpretation of this came to me. I planned and carried out my day according to his suggestion; a slow

dressing with much cold water, a slow breakfast with much good hot coffee, a slow wandering beneath the

dreamy branches of Udolpho,this course cleared my head of the Bombo, and brought back to me our

whole evening, and every word I had said to John, except that I had lost the solution which, last night, the

triangle had held for me. At that moment, the triangle, and my whole dealing with the subject of monogamy,

had seemed to contain the simplicity of genius; but it had all gone now, and I couldn't get it back; only, what I

had contrived to say to John about his own predicament had been certainly well said; I would say that over

again today. It was the boy and the meaning of his words which escaped me still, baffled me, and formed

the whole subject of my attention, even when I was inside the Tern Creek church; so that I retain nothing of

that, save a general quaintness, a general loneliness, a little deserted, forgotten token of human doings long

since done, standing on its little acre of wilderness amid that solitude which suggests the departed presence of

man, and which is so much more potent in the flavor of its desolation than the virgin wilderness whose

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It made no matter whether John had believed in the friend to whom I intended writing advice, or had seen

through and accepted in good part my manoeuvre; he had considered my words, that was the point; and he

had not slept in his bed, but on it, if sleep had come to him at all; this I found out while dressing. Several

times I read his note over. "Between alternate injuries he may find it harder to choose." This was not an

answer to me, but an explanation of his own perplexity. At times it sounded almost like an appeal, as if he

were saying, "Do not blame me for not being convinced;" and if it was such appeal, why, then, taken with his

resolve to do right at any cost, and his night of inward contention, it was poignant. "I believe that you will

help your friend." Those words sounded better. But"tell him a Southern gentleman ought to be shot either

way." What was the meaning of this? A chill import rose from it into my thoughts, but that I dismissed. To

die on account of Hortense! Such a thing was not to be conceived. And yet, given a highstrung nature, not

only trapped by its own standards, but also wrought upon during many days by increasing exasperation and

unhappiness while helpless in the trap, and with no other outlook but the trap: the chill import returned to me

more than once, and was reasoned away, as, with no attention to my surroundings, I took a pair of oars, and

got into a boat belonging to the lodge, and rowed myself slowly among the sluggish windings of Tern Creek.

Whence come those thoughts that we ourselves feel shame at? It shamed me now, as I pulled my boat along,

that I should have thoughts of John which needed banishing. What tale would this be to remember of a boy's

life, that he gave it to buy freedom from a pledge which need never have been binding? What pearl was this

to cast before the sophisticated Hortense? Such act would be robbed of its sadness by its absurdity. Yet,

surely, the bitterest tragedies are those of which the central anguish is lost amid the dust of surrounding

paltriness. If such a thing should happen here, no one but myself would have seen the lonely figure of John

Mayrant, standing by the window and looking out into the dark quiet of the wood; his name would be passed

down for a little while as the name of a fool, and then he would be forgotten. "I believe that you will help

your friend." Yes; he had certainly written that, and it now came to me that I might have said to him one thing

more: Had he given Hortense the chance to know what his feelings to her had become? But he would merely

have answered that here it was the duty of a gentleman to lie. Or, had he possibly, at Newport, ever become

her lover too much for any escaping now? Had his dead passion once put his honor in a pawn which only

marriage could redeem? This might fit all that had come, so far; and still, with such a two as they, I should

forever hold the boy the woman's victim. But this did not fit what came after. Perhaps it was the late sitting of

the night before, and the hushed and strange solitude of my surroundings now, that had laid my mind open to

all these thoughts which my reason, in dealing with, answered continually, one by one, yet which returned,

requiring to be answered again; for there are times when our uncomfortable eyes see through the appearances

we have arranged for daily life, into the actualities which lie forever behind them.

Going about thus in my boat, I rowed sleepiness into myself, and pushed into a nook where shade from some

thick growth hid the boat and me from the sun; and there, almost enmeshed in the deep lattice of green, I

placed my coat beneath my head, and prone in the boat's bottom I drifted into slumber. Once or twice my

oblivion was pierced by the roaming honk of the automobile; but with no more than the halfmelted

consciousness that the Replacers were somewhere in the wood, oblivion closed over me again; and when it

altogether left me, it was because of voices near me on the water, or on the bank. Their calls and laughter

pushed themselves into my drowsiness, and soon after I grew aware that the Replacers were come here to see

what was to be seen at Udolphothe club, the old church, a country place with a fine avenueand that it

was the church they now couldn't get into, because my visit had disturbed the usual whereabouts of the key,

of which Gazza was now going in search. I could have told him where to find it, but it pleased me not to

disturb myself for this, as I listened to him assuring Kitty that it was probably in the cabin beyond the bridge,

but not to be alarmed if he did not immediately return with it. Kitty, not without audible mirth, assured him

that they should not be alarmed at all, to which the voice of Hortense supplemented, "Not at all." They were

evidently in a boat, which Hortense herself was rowing, and which she seemed to bring to the bank, where I

gathered that Kitty got out and sat while Hortense remained in the boat. There was the little talk and

movement which goes with borrowing of a cigarette, a little exclamation about not falling out, accompanied

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Presently Kitty spoke. "Charley will be back tonight."

To this I heard no reply.

"What did his telegram say?" Kitty inquired, after another silence.

"It's all right." This was Hortense. Her slow, rich murmur was as deliberate as always.

"Mr. Bohm knew it would be," said Kitty. "He said it wouldn't take five minutes' talk from Charley to get a

contract worth double what they were going to accept."

After this, nothing came to me for several minutes, save the odor of the cigarettes.

Of course there was now but one proper course for me, namely, to utter a discreet cough, and thus warn them

that some one was within earshot. But I didn't! I couldn't! Strength failed, curiosity won, my baser nature

triumphed here, and I deliberately remained lying quiet and hidden. It was the act of no gentleman, you will

say. Well, it was; and I must simply confess to it, hoping that I am not the only gentleman in the world who

has, on occasion, fallen beneath himself.

"Hortense Rieppe," began Kitty, "what do you intend to say to my brother after what he has done about those

phosphates?"

"He is always so kind," murmured Hortense.

"Well, you know what it means."

"Means?"

"If you persist in this folly, you'll drop out."

Hortense chose another line of speculation. "I wonder why your brother is so sure of me?"

"Charley is a set man. And I've never seen him so set on anything as on you, Hortense Rieppe."

"He is always so kind," murmured Hortense again.

"He's a man you'll always know just where to find," declared Kitty. "Charley is safe. He'll never take you by

surprise, never fly out, never do what other people don't do, never make any one stare at him by the way he

looks, or the way he acts, or anything he says, ororwhy, how you can hesitate between those two men

after that ridiculous, childish, conspicuous, unusual scene on the bridge"

"Unusual. Yes," said Hortense.

Kitty's eloquence and voice mounted together. "I should think it was unusual! Tearing people's money up,

and making a rude, awkward fuss that everybody had to smooth over as hard as they could! Why, even Mr.

Rodgers says that sort of thing isn't done, and you're always saying he knows."

"No," said Hortense. "It isn't done."

"Well, I've never seen anything approaching such behavior in our set. And he was ready to go further.

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him to his senses. There's where it is, that's what I mean, Hortense, by saying you could always feel safe with

Charley."

Hortense put in a languid word. "I think I should always feel safe with Mr. Mayrant."

But Kitty was a simple soul. "Indeed you couldn't, Hortense! I assure you that you're mistaken. There's where

you get so wrong about men sometimes. I have been studying that boy for your sake ever since we got here,

and I know him through and through. And I tell you, you cannot count upon him. He has not been used to our

ways, and I see no promise of his getting used to them. He will stay capable of outbreaks like that horrid one

on the bridge. Wherever you take him, wherever you put him, no matter how much you show him of us, and

the way we don't allow conspicuous things like that to occur, believe me, Hortense, he'll never learn, he'll

never smooth down. You may brush his hair flat and keep him appearing like other people for a while, but a

time will come, something will happen, and that boy'll be conspicuous. Charley would never be

conspicuous."

"No," assented Hortense.

Kitty urged her point. "Why, I never saw or beard of anything like that on the bridgethat is,

amongamongus!"

"No," assented Hortense, again, and her voice dropped lower with each statement. "One always sees the same

thing. Always hears the same thing. Always the same thing." These last almost inaudible words sank away

into the silent pool of Hortense's meditation.

"Have another cigarette," said Kitty. "You've let yours fall into the water."

I heard them moving a little, and then they must have resumed their seats.

"You'll drop out of it," Kitty now pursued.

"Into what shall I drop?"

"Just being asked to the big things everybody goes to and nobody counts. For even with the way Charley has

arranged about the phosphates, it will not be enough to keep you in our swimjust by itself. He'll weigh

more than his money, because he'll stay differenttoo different."

"He was not so different last summer."

"Because he was not there long enough, my dear. He learned bridge quickly, and of course he had seen

champagne before, and nobody had time to notice him. But he'll be married now and they will notice him,

and they won't want him. To think of your dropping out!" Kitty became very earnest. "To think of not seeing

you among us! You'll be in none of the small things; you'll never be asked to stay at the smart houseswhy,

not even your name will be in the paper! Not a foreigner you entertain, not a dinner you give, not a thing you

wear, will ever be described next morning. And Charley's so set on you, and you're so just exactly made for

each other, and it would all be so splendid, and cosey, and jolly! And to throw all this away for that crude

boy!" Kitty's disdain was high at the thought of John.

Hortense took a little time over it "Once," she then stated, "he told me he could drown in my hair as joyfully

as the Duke of Clarence did in his butt of Malmsey wine!"

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"One has to guard one's value at times."

Kitty's disdain for John increased. "How crude!"

Hortense did not make any answer.

"How crude!" Kitty, after some silence, repeated. She seemed to have found the right word.

Steps sounded upon the bridge, and the voice of Gazza cried out that the stupid key was at the imbecile

clubhouse, whither he was now going for it, and not to be alarmed. Their voices answered reassuringly, and

Gazza was heard growing distant, singing some little song.

Kitty was apparently unable to get away from John's crudity. "He actually said that?"

"Yes."

"Where was it? Tell me about it, Hortense."

"We were walking in the country on that occasion.

Kitty still lingered with it. "Did he lookI've never had any manI wonder ifhow did you feel?"

"Not disagreeably." And Hortense permitted herself to laugh musically.

Kitty's voice at once returned to the censorious tone. "Well, I call such language as that veryvery"

Hortense helped her. "Operatic?"

"He could never be taught in those ways either," declared Kitty. "You would find his ardor always

untrainedprovincial."

Once more Hortense abstained from making any answer.

Kitty grew superior. "Well, if that's to your taste, Hortense Rieppe!"

"It was none of it like Charley," murmured Hortense.

"I should think not! Charley's not crude. What do you see in that man?"

"I like the way his hair curls above his ears."

For this Kitty found nothing but an impatient exclamation.

And now the voice of Hortense sank still deeper in dreaminess,down to where the truth lay; and from those

depths came the truth, flashing upward through the drowsy words she spoke: "I think I want him for his

innocence."

What light these words may have brought to Kitty, I had no chance to learn; for the voice of Gazza returning

with the key put an end to this conversation. But I doubted if Kitty had it in her to fathom the nature of

Hortense. Kitty was like a trim little clock that could tick tidily on an ornate shelf; she could go, she could

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she would have scoffed at that last languorous speech as a piece of Hortense's nonsense, and that is why

Hortense uttered it aloud: she was safe from being understood. But in my ears it sounded the note of

revelation, the simple central secret of Hortense's fire, a flame fed overmuch with experience, with

sophistication, grown cold under the ministrations of adroitness, and lighted now by the "crudity" of John's

lovemaking. And when, after an interval, I had rowed my boat back, and got into the carriage, and started on

my long drive from Udolpho to Kings Port, I found that there was almost nothing about all this which I did

not know now. Hortense, like most riddles when you are told the answer, was clear:

"I think I want him for his innocence."

Yes; she was tired of lovemaking whose down had been rubbed off; she hungered for lovemaking with the

down still on, even if she must pay for it with marriage. Who shall say if her enlightened and modern eye

could not look beyond such marriage (when it should grow monotonous) to divorce?

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John was the riddle that I could not read. Among my last actions of this day was one that had been almost my

earliest, and bedtime found me staring at his letter, as I stood, half undressed, by my table. The calm moon

brought back Udolpho and what had been said there, as it now shone down upon the garden where Hortense

had danced. I stared at John's letter as if its words were new to me, instead of being words that I could have

fluently repeated from beginning to end without an error; it was as if, by virtue of mere gazing at the

document, I hoped to wring more meaning from it, to divine what had been in the mind which had composed

it; but instead of this, I seemed to get less from it, instead of more. Had the boy's purpose been to mystify me,

he could scarce have done better. I think that he had no such intention, for it would have been wholly unlike

him; but I saw no sign in it that I had really helped him, had really shaken his old quixotic resolve, nor did I

see any of his having found a new way of his own out of the trap. I could not believe that the dark road of

escape had taken any lodgement in his thought, but had only passed over it, like a cloud with a heavy shadow.

But these are surmises at the best: if John had formed any plan, I can never know it, and Juno's remarks at

breakfast on Sunday morning sounded strange, like something a thousand miles away. For she spoke of the

wedding, and of the fact that it would certainly be a small one. She went over the names of the people who

would have to be invited, and doubted if she were one of these. But if she should be, then she would gofor

the sake of Miss Josephine St. Michael, she declared. In short, it was perfectly plain that Juno was much

afraid of being left out, and that wild horses could not drag her away from it, if an invitation came to her. But,

as I say, this side of the wedding seemed to have nothing to do with it, when I thought of all that lay beneath;

my one interest today was to see John Mayrant, to get from him, if not by some word, then by some look or

intonation, a knowledge of what he meant to do. Therefore, disappointment and some anxiety met me when I

stepped from the Hermana's gangway upon her deck, and Charley asked me if he was coming. But the

launch, sent back to wait, finally brought John, apologizing for his lateness.

Meanwhile, I was pleased to find among the otherwise complete party General Rieppe. What I had seen of

him from a distance held promise, and the hero's nearer self fulfilled it. We fell to each other's lot for the most

natural of reasons: nobody else desired the company of either of us. Charley was making himself the devoted

servant of Hortense, while Kitty drew Beverly, Bohm, and Gazza in her sprightly wake. To her, indeed, I

made a few compliments during the first few minutes after my coming aboard, while every sort of drink and

cigar was being circulated among us by the cabin boy. Kitty's costume was the most markedly maritime thing

that I have ever beheld in any waters, and her white shoes looked (I must confess) supremely well on her

pretty little feet. I am no advocate of sumptuary laws; but there should be one prohibiting bigfooted women

from wearing white shoes. Did these women know what a spatulated effect their feet so shod produce, no law

would be needed. Yes, Kitty was superlatively, stridently maritime; you could have known from a great

distance that she belonged to the very latest steam yacht class, and that she was perfectly ignorant of the

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chevrons. It was the rating mark for a chief engineer, but this, had she known it, would not have disturbed

her.

"I chose it," she told me in reply to my admiration of it, "because it's so pretty. Oh, won't we enjoy ourselves

while those stupid old bluebloods in Kings Port are going to church!" And with this she gave a skip, and

ordered the cabin boy to bring her a Remsen cooler. Beverly Rodgers called for dwarf's blood, and I chose a

horse's neck, and soon found myself in the society of the General.

He was sipping whiskey and plain water. "I am a rough soldiers sir," he explained to me, "and I keep to the

simple beverage of the camp. Had we not 'rather bear those ills we have than fly to others that we know not

of'?" And he waved a stately hand at my horse's neck. "You are acquainted with the works of Shakespeare?"

I replied that I had a moderate knowledge of them, and assured him that a horse's neck was very simple.

"Doubtless, sir; but a veteran is ever oldfashioned."

"Papa," said Hortense, "don't let the sun shine upon your head."

"Thank you, daughter mine." They said no more; but I presently felt that for some reason she watched him.

He moved farther beneath the awning, and I followed him. "Are you a father, sir? No? Then you cannot

appreciate what it is to confide such a jewel as yon girl to another's keeping." He summoned the cabin boy,

who brought him some more of the simple beverage of the camp, and I, feeling myself scarce at liberty to

speak on matters so near to him and so far from me as his daughter's marriage, called his attention to the

beautiful aspect of Kings Port, spread out before us in a long white line against the blue water.

The General immediately seized his opportunity. "'Sweet Auburn, loveliest village of the plain!' You are

acquainted with the works of Goldsmith, sir?"

I professed some knowledge of this author also, and the General's talk flowed ornately onward. Though I had

little to say to him about his daughter's marriage, he had much to say to me. Miss Josephine St. Michael

would have been gratified to hear that her family was considered suitable for Hortense to contract an alliance

with. "My girl is not stepping down, sir," the father assured me; and he commended the St. Michaels and the

whole connection. He next alluded tragically but vaguely to misfortunes which had totally deprived him of

income. I could not precisely fix what his inheritance had been; sometimes he spoke of cotton, but next it

would be rice, and he touched upon sugar more than once; but, whatever it was, it had been vast and was

gone. He told me that I could not imagine the feelings of a father who possessed a jewel and no dowry to give

her. "A queen's estate should have been hers," he said. "But what! 'Who steals my purse steals trash.'" And he

sat up, nobly braced by the philosophic thought. But he soon was shaking his head over his enfeebled health.

Was I aware that he had been the cause of postponing the young people's joy twice? Twice had the doctors

forbidden him to risk the emotions that would attend his giving his jewel away. He dwelt upon his shattered

system to me, and, indeed, it required some dwelling on, for he was the picture of admirable preservation.

"But I know what it is myself," he declared, "to be a lover and have bliss delayed. They shall be united now.

A soldier must face all arrows. What!"

I had hoped he might quote something here, but was disappointed. His conversation would soon cease to

interest me, should I lose the ex citement of watching for the next classic; and my eye wandered from the

General to the water, where, happily, I saw John Mayrant coming in the launch. I briskly called the General's

attention to him, and was delighted with the unexpected result.

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I touched it ceremoniously with mine. "The day will be hot," I said; "'The boy stood on the burning deck.'"

On this I made my escape from him, and, leaving him to his whiskey and his contemplating, I became aware

that the eyes of the rest of the party were eager to watch the greeting between Hortense and John. But there

was nothing to see. Hortense waited until her lover had made his apologies to Charley for being late, and,

from the way they met, she might have been no more to him than Kitty was. Whatever might be thought,

whatever might be known, by these onlookers, Hortense set the pace of how the open secret was to be taken.

She made it, for all of us, as smooth and smiling as the waters of Kings Port were this fine day. How much

did they each know? I asked myself how much they had shared in common. To these Replacers Kings Port

had opened no doors; they and their automobile had skirted around the outside of all things. And if Charley

knew about the wedding, he also knew that it had been already twice postponed. He, too, could have said, as

Miss Eliza had once said to me, "The cake is not baked yet." The General's talk to me (I felt as I took in how

his health had been the centred point) was probably the result of previous arrangements with Hortense

herself; and she quite as certainly inspired whatever she allowed him to say to Charley.

As for Kitty, she knew that her brother was "set"; she always came back to that.

If Hortense found this Sunday morning a passage of particularly delicate steering, she showed it in no way,

unless by that heightened radiance and triumph of beauty which I had seen in her before. No; the splendor of

the day, the luxuries of the Hermana, the conviviality of the Replacersall melted the occasion down to an

ease and enjoyment in which even John Mayrant, with his grave face, was not perceptible, unless, like

myself, one watched him.

It was my full expectation that we should now get under way and proceed among the various historic sights

of Kings Port harbor, but of this I saw no signs anywhere on board the Hermana. Abeam of the foremast her

boat booms remained rigged out on port and starboard, her boats riding to painters, while her crew wore a

look as generally lounging as that of her passengers. Beverly Rodgers told me the reason: we had no pilot; the

negro Waterman engaged for this excursion in the upper waters had failed of appearance, and when Charley

was for looking up another, Kitty, Bohm, and Gazza had dissuaded him.

"Kitty," said Beverly, "told me she didn't care about the musty old forts and things, anyhow."

I looked at Kitty, and heard her tongue ticking away, like the little clock she was; she had her Bohm, she had

her nautical costume and her Remsen cooler. These, with the lunch that would come in time, were enough for

her.

"But it was such a good chance!" I exclaimed in disappointment

"Chance for what, old man?"

"To see everythingthe forts, the islandsand it's beautiful, you know, all the way to the navy yard."

Beverly followed my glance to where the gay company was sitting among the cracked ice, and bottles, and

cigar boxes, chattering volubly, with its back to the scenery. He gave his laisserfaire chuckle, and laid a

hand on my shoulder." Don't worry 'em with forts and islands, old boy! They know what they want. No living

breed on earth knows better what it wants."

"Well, they don't get it."

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"The cold fear of ennui gnaws at their vitals this minute."

Shrill laughter from Kitty and Gazza served to refute my theory.

"Of course, very few know what's the matter with them," I added. "You seldom spot an organic disease at the

start."

"Hm," said Beverly, lengthily. "You put a pin through some of 'em. Hortense hasn't got the disease, though."

"Ah, she spotted it! She's taking treatment. It's likely to help herfor a time."

He looked at me. "You know something;"

I nodded. He looked at Hortense, who was now seated among the noisy group with quiet John beside her. She

was talking to Bohm, she had no air of any special relation to John, but there was a lustre about her that spoke

well for the treatment.

"Then it's coming off?" said Beverly.

"She has been too much for him," I answered.

Beverly misunderstood. "He doesn't look it."

"That's what I mean."

"But the fool can cut loose!"

"Oh, you and I have gone over all that! I've even gone over it with him."

Beverly looked at Hortense again. "And her fireeater's fortune is about double what it would have been. I

don't see how she's going to square herself with Charley."

"She'll wait till that's necessary. It isn't necessary today."

We had to drop our subject here, for the owner of the Hermana approached us with the amiable purpose, I

found, of making himself civil for a while to me.

"I think you would have been interested to see the navy yard," I said to him.

"I have seen it," Charley replied, in his slightly foreign, careful voice. "It is not a navy yard. It is small

politics and a big swamp. I was not interested."

"Dear me!" I cried. "But surely it's going to be very fine!"

"Another gold brick sold to Uncle Sam." Charley's words seemed always to drop out like little accurately

measured coins from some minting machine. "They should not have changed from the old place if they

wanted a harbor that could be used in wartime. Here they must always keep at least one dredge going out at

the jetties. So the enemy blows up your dredge and you are bottled in, or bottled out. It is very simple for the

enemy. And, for Kings Port, navy yards do not galvanize dead trade. It was a gold brick. You have not been

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He knew that I had not, but he wishes to show her to me; and I soon noted a difference as radical as it was

diverting between this banker yachtsman's speech when he talked of affairs on land and when he attempted

to deal with nautical matters. The clear, dispassionate finality of his tone when phosphates, or railroads, or

navy yards, or imperial loans were concerned, left him, and changed to something very like a recitation of

trigonometry well memorized but not at all mastered; he could do that particular sum, but you mustn't stop

him; and I concluded that I would rather have Charley for my captain during a panic in Wall Street than in a

hurricane at sea. He, too, wore highly pronounced sea clothes of the ornamental kind; and though they fitted

him physically, they hung baggily upon his unmarine spirit; giving him the air, as it were, of a broiled quail

served on oyster shells. Beverly Rodgers, the consummate Beverly, was the only man of us whose clothes

seemed to belong to him; he looked as if he could sail a boat.

While the cabin boy continued to rush among the guests with siphons, ice, and fresh refreshments, Charley

became the Hermana's guidebook for me; and our interview gave me, I may say, entertainment unalloyed,

although there lay all the while, beneath the entertainment, my sadness and concern about John. Charley was

owner of the Hermana, there was no doubt of that; she had cost him (it was not long before he told me) fifty

thousand dollars, and to run her it cost him a thousand a month. Yes, he was her owner, but there it stopped,

no matter with how solemn a face he inspected each part of her, or spoke of her details; he was as much a

passenger on her as myself; and this was as plain on the equally solemn faces of his crew, from the

sailingmaster down through the two quartermasters to the five deckhands, as was the color of the

Hermana's stack, which was, of course, yellow. She was a polemast, schoonerrigged steam yacht, Charley

accurately told me, with clipper bow and spiked bowsprit.

"About a hundred tons?" I inquired.

"Yes. A hundred feet long, beam twenty feet, and she draws twelve feet," said Charley; and I thought I

detected the mate listening to him.

He now called my attention to the flags, and I am certain that I saw the sailingmaster hide his mouth with

his hand. Some of the deckhands seemed to gather delicately nearer to us.

"Sunday, of course," I said; and I pointed to the Jack flying from a staff at the bow.

But Charley did not wish me to tell him about the flags, he wished to tell me about the flags. "I am very strict

about all this," he said, his gravity and nauticality increasing with every word. "At the fore truck flies our

club burgee."

I went through my part, giving a solemn, silent, intelligent assent.

"That is my private signal at the main truck. It was designed by Miss Rieppe."

As I again intelligently nodded, I saw the boatswain move an elbow into the ribs of one of the quartermasters.

"On the staff at the taffrail I have the United States yacht ensign," Charley continued. "That's all," he said,

looking about for more flags, and (to his disappointment, I think) finding no more. For he added: "But at

twelve o'cat eight bells, the crew's mealflag will be in the port fore rigging. While we are at lunch, my

mealflag will be in the starboard main rigging."

"It should be there all day," I was tempted to remark to him, as my wandering eye fell on the cabin boy

carrying something more on a plate to Kitty. But instead of this I said: "Well, she's a beautiful boat!"

Charley shook his head. "I'm going to get rid of her."


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I was surprised. "Isn't she all right?" It seemed to me that the crew behind us were very attentive now.

"There is not enough refrigerator space," said Charley. One of the deckhands whirled round instantly; but

stolidity sat like adamant upon the faces of the others as Charley turned in their direction, and we continued

our tour of the Hermana. Thus the little banker let me see his little soul, deep down; and there I saw that to

pass for a real yachtsmanwhich he would never be able to dowas dearer to his pride than to bring off

successfully some huge and delicate matter in the world's financewhich he could always do supremely

well. "I'm just like that, too," I thought to myself; and we returned to the gay Kitty.

But Kitty, despite her gayety, had serious thoughts upon her mind. Charley's attentions to me had met all that

politeness required, and as we went aft again, his sister caused certain movements and rearrangements to

happen with chairs and people. I didn't know this at once, but I knew it when I found myself somehow sitting

with her and John, and saw Hortense with Charley. Hortense looked over at Kitty with a something that had

in it both raised eyebrows and a shrug, though these visible signs did not occur; and, indeed, so far as

anything visible went (except the look) you might have supposed that now Hortense had no thoughts for any

man in the world save Charley. And John was plainly more at ease with Kitty! He began to make himself

agreeable, so that once or twice she gave him a glance of surprise. There was nothing to mark him out from

the others, except his paleness in the midst of their redness. Yachting clothes bring out wonderfully how

much you are in the habit of eating and drinking; and an innocent stranger might have supposed that the

Replacers were richly sunburned from exposure to the blazing waters of Cuba and the tropics. Kitty deemed

it suitable to extol Kings Port to John. "Quaint" was the word that did most of this work for her; she found

everything that, even the negroes; and when she had come to the end of it, she supposed the inside must be

just as "quaint" as the outside.

"It is," said John Mayrant. He was enjoying Kitty. Then he became impertinent. "You ought to see it."

"Do you stay inside much?" said Kitty.

"We all do," said John. "Some of us never come out."

"But you came out?" Kitty suggested.

"Oh, I've been out," John returned. He was getting older. I doubt if the past few years of his life had matured

him as much as had the past few days. Then he looked at Kitty in the eyes. "And I'd always come outif

Romance rang the bell."

"Hm!" said Kitty. "Then you know that ring?"

"We begin to hear it early in Kings Port," remarked John. "About the age of fourteen."

Kitty looked at him with an interest that now plainly revealed curiosity also. It occurred to me that he could

not have found any great embarrassment in getting on at Newport. "What if I rang the bell myself?" explained

Kitty.

"Come in the evening," returned John. "We won't go home till morning."

Kitty kissed her hand to him, and, during the pleased giggle that she gave, I saw her first taking in John and

then Hortense. Kitty was think ing, thinking, of John's "crudity." And so I made a little experiment for

myself.

"I wonder if men seem as similar in making love as women do in receiving it?"


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"They aren't!" shouted both John and Kitty, in the same indignant breath. Their noise brought Bohm to listen

to us.

This experiment was so much a success that I promptly made another for the special benefit of Bohm, Kitty's

next husband. I find it often de lightful to make a little gratuitous mischief, just to watch the victims. I

addressed Kitty. "What would you do if a man said he could drown in your hair as joyfully as the Duke of

Clarence did in his butt of Malmsey?"

"Whywhy" gasped Kitty, "whywhy"

I suppose it gave John time; but even so he was splendid.

"She has heard it said!" This was his triumphant shout. I should not have supposed that Kitty could have

turned any redder, but she did. John buried his nose in his tall glass, and gulped a choking quantity of its

contents, and mopped his face profusely; but little good that effected. There sat this altogether innocent pair,

deeply suffused with the crimson of apparent guilt, and there stood Kitty's next husband, eyeing them

suspiciously. My little gratuitous mischief was a perfect success, and remains with me as one of the bright

spots in this day of pleasure.

Vivacious measures from the piano brought Kitty to her feet.

"There's Gazza!" she cried. "We'll make him sing!" And on the instant she was gone down the

companionway. Bohm followed her with a less agitated speed, and soon all were gone below, leaving John

and me alone on the deck, sitting together in silence.

John lolled back in his chair, slowly sipping at his tall glass, and neither of us made any remark. I think he

wanted to ask me how I came to mention the Duke of Clarence; but I did not see how he very well could, and

he certainly made no attempt to do so. Thus did we sit for some time, hearing the piano and the company

grow livelier and louder with solos, and choruses, and laughter. By and by the shadow of the awning shifted,

causing me to look up, when I saw the shores slowly changing; the tide had turned, and was beginning to run

out. Land and water lay in immense peace; the long, white, silent picture of the town with its steeples on the

one hand, and on the other the long, low shore, and the trees behind. Into this rose the high voice of Gazza,

singing in broken English, "Razzladazzla, razzladazzla," while his hearers beat upon glasses with

spoonsat least so I conjectured.

"Aren't you coming, John?" asked Hortense, appearing at the companionway. She looked very bacchanalian.

Her splendid amber hair was half riotous, and I was reminded of the toboggan fireescape.

He obeyed her; and now I had the deck entirely to myself, or, rather, but one other and distant person shared

it with me. The hour had come, the bells had struck; Charley's crew was eating its dinner below forward;

Charley's guests were drinking their liquor below aft; Charley's correct mealflag was to be seen in the port

fore rigging, as he had said, red and triangular; and away off from me in the bow was the anchor watch,

whom I dreamily watched trying to light his pipe. His matches seemed to be bad; and the brotherly thought of

helping him drifted into my mind and comfortably out of it again, without disturbing my agreeable repose.

It had been really entertaining in John to tell Kitty that she ought to see the inside of Kings Port; that was like

his engaging impishness with Juno. If by any possible contrivance (and none was possible) Kitty and her

Replacers could have met the inside of Kings Port, Kitty would have added one more "quaint" impression to

her stock, and gone away in total ignorance of the quality of the impression she had madeand Bohm would

probably have again remarked, "Worse than Sunday." No; the St. Michaels and the Replacers would never

meet in this world, and I see no reason that they should in the next. John's light and pleasing skirmish with

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about," as they say; and I was diverted to think how Miss Josephine St. Michael would have nodded over his

adequacy and shaken her head at his squandering it on such a companion. But it was no squandering; the

boy's heavy spirit was making a gallant "bluff" at playing up with the lively party he had no choice but to

join, and this one saw the moment he was not called upon to play up.

The peaceful loveliness that floated from earth and water around me triumphed over the jangling hilarity of

the cabin, and I dozed away, aware that they were now all thumping furiously in chorus, while Gazza sang

something that went, "Oh, she's my leetle preety poosee pet." When I roused, it was Kitty's voice at the piano,

but no change in the quality of the song or the thumping; and Hortense was stepping on deck. She had a

cigarette, her beauty flashed with devilment, and John followed her. "They are going to have an explanation,"

I thought, as I saw his face. If that were so, then Kitty had blundered in her strategy and hurt Charley's cause;

for after the two came Gazza, as obviously "sent" as any emissary ever looked: Kitty took care of the singing,

while Gazza intercepted any teteatete. I rose and made a fourth with them, and even as I was drawing near,

the devilment in Hortense's face sank inward beneath cold displeasure.

I had never been a welcome person to Hortense, and she made as little effort to conceal this as usual. Her

indifferent eyes glanced at me with drowsy insolence, and she made her beautiful, low voice as remote and

inattentive as her skilful social equipment could render it.

"It is so hot in the cabin."

This was all she had for me. Then she looked at Gazza with returning animation.

"Oh, la la!" said Gazza. "If it is hot in the cabin!" And he flirted his handkerchief back and forth.

"I think I had the best of it," I remarked. "All the melody and none of the temperature."

Hortense saw no need of noticing me further

"The singer has the worst of it," said Gazza.

"But since you all sang!" I laughed.

"Miss Rieppe, she is cool," continued Gazza. "And she danced. It is not fair."

John contributed nothing. He was by no means playing up now. He was

looking away at the shore.

Gazza hummed a little fragment. "But after lunch I will sing you good music."

"So long as it keeps us cool," I suggested.

"Ah, no! It will not be cool music!" cried Gazza"for those who understand."

"Are those boys bathing?" Hortense now inquired.

We watched the distant figures, and presently they flashed into the water.

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Hortense looked at him. "You would be afraid." The devilment had come out again, suddenly and brilliantly:

"I never have been afraid!" declared Gazza.

"You would not jump in after me," said Hortense, taking his measure more and more provokingly.

Gazza laid his hand on his heart. "Where you go, I will go!"

Hortense looked at him, and laughed very slightly and lightly.

"I swear it! I swear!" protested Gazza.

John's eyes were now fixed upon Hortense.

"Would you go?" she asked him

"Decidedly not!" he returned. I don't know whether he was angry or anxious.

"Oh, yes, you would!" said Hortense; and she jumped into the water, cigarette and all.

"Get a boat, quick," said John to me; and with his coat flung off he was in the river, whose current Hortense

could scarce have reckoned with; for they were both already astern as I ran out on the port boat boom.

Gazza was dancing and shrieking, "Man overboard!" which, indeed, was the correct expression, only it did

not apply to himself. Gazza was a very sensible person. I had, as I dropped into the nearest boat, a brisk sight

of the sailingmaster, springing like a jackinthebox on the deserted deck, with a roar of "Where's that

haymaker?" His reference was to the anchor watch. The temptation to procure good matches to light his pipe

had ended (I learned later) by proving too much for this responsible sailorman, and he had unfortunately

chosen for going below just the unexpected moment when it had entered the daring head of Hortense to

perform this extravagance. Of course, before I had pulled many strokes, the deck of the Hermana was alive

with many manifestations of lifesaving and they had most likely been in time. But I am not perfectly sure of

this; the current was strong, and a surprising distance seemed to broaden between me and the Hermana before

another boat came into sight around her stern. By then, or just after that (for I cannot clearly remember the

details of these few anxious minutes), I had caught up with John, whose face, and total silence, as he gripped

the stern of the boat with one hand and held Hortense with the other, plainly betrayed it was high time

somebody came. A man can swim (especially in salt water) with his shoes on, and his clothes add nothing of

embarrassment, if his arms are free; but a woman's clothes do not help either his buoyancy or the freedom of

his movement. John now lifted Hortense's two hands, which took a good hold of the boat. From between her

lips the dishevelled cigarette, bitten through and limp, fell into the water. The boat felt the weight of the two

hands to it.

"Take care," I warned John.

Hortense opened her eyes and looked at me; she knew that I meant her. "I'll not swamp you." This was her

first remark. Her next was when, after no incautious haste, I had hauled her in over the stern, John working

round to the bow for the sake of balance: "I was not dressed for swimming." Very quietly did Hortense speak;

very coolly, very evenly; no faintingand no flippancy; she was too game for either.

After this, whatever emotions she had felt, or was feeling, she showed none of them, unless it was by her

complete silence. John's coming into the boat we managed with sufficient dexterity; aided by the horrified

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was altogether unnecessary; he was made to understand that such transferences as it would occasion were

superfluous, and so one of his men stepped into our boat to help me to row back against the current; and for

this I was not unthankful.

Our return took, it appeared to me, a much longer time than everything else which had happened. When I

looked over my shoulder at the Hermana, she seemed an incredible distance off, and when I looked again, she

had grown so very little nearer that I abandoned this fruitless proceeding. Charley's boat had gone ahead to

announce the good news to General Rieppe as soon as possible. But if our return was long to me, to Hortense

it was not so. She sat beside her lover in the stern, and I knew that he was more to her than ever: it was her

spirit also that wanted him now. Poor Kitty's words of prophecy had come perversely true: "Something will

happen, and that boy'll be conspicuous." Well, it had happened with a vengeance, and all wrong for Kitty, and

all wrong for me! Then I remembered Charley, last of all. My doubt as to what he would have done, had he

been on deck, was settled later by learning from his own lips that he did not know how to swim.

Yes, the sentimental world (and by that I mean the immense and mournful preponderance of fools, and not

the few of true sentiment) would soon be exclaiming: "How romantic! She found her heart! She had a

glimpse of Death's angel, and in that light saw her life's true happiness!" But I should say nothing like that,

nor would Miss Josephine St. Michael, if I read that lady at all right. She didn't know what I did about

Hortense. She hadn't overheard Sophistication confessing amorous curiosity about Innocence; but the old

Kings Port lady's sound instinct would tell her that a souse in the water wasn't likely to be enough to wash

away the seasoning of a lifetime; and she would wait, as I should, for the day when Hortense, having had her

taste of John's innocence, and having grown used to the souse in the water, would wax restless for the

Replacers, for excitement, for complexity, for the prismatic life. Then it might interest her to corrupt John;

but if she couldn't, where would her occupation be, and how were they going to pull through?

But now, there sat Hortense in the stern, melted into whatever best she was capable of; it had come into her

face, her face was to be readfor the first time since I had known itand, strangely enough, I couldn't read

John's at all. It seemed happy, which was impossible.

"Way enough!" he cried suddenly, and, at his command, the sailor and I took in our oars. Here was

Hermana's gangway, and crowding faces above, and ejaculations and tears from Kitty. Yes, Hortense would

have liked that return voyage to last longer. I was first on the gangway, and stood to wait and give them a

hand out; but she lingered, and; rising slowly, spoke her first word to him, softly:

"And so I owe you my life."

"And so I restore it to you complete," said John, instantly.

None could have heard it but myselfunless the sailor, beyond whose comprehension it wasand I doubted

for a moment if I could have heard right; but it was for a moment only. Hortense stood stiff, and then,

turning, came in front of him, and I read her face for an instant longer before the furious hate in it was

mastered to meet her father's embrace, as I helped her up the gang

"Daughter mine!" said the General, with a magnificent break in his voice.

But Hortense was game to the end. She took Kitty'shysterics and the men's various grades of congratulation;

her word to Gazza would have been supreme, but for his imperishable rejoinder.

"I told you you wouldn't jump," was what she said.

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At this they all remembered John, whom they thus far hadn't thought of.

"Where is that lionhearted boy?" the General called out.

John hadn't got out of the boat; he thought he ought to change his clothes, he said; and when Charley, truly

astonished, proffered his entire wardrobe and reminded him of lunch, it was thank you very much, but if he

could be put ashoreI looked for Hortense, to see what she would do, but Hortense, had gone below with

Kitty to change her clothes, and the genuinely hearty protestations from all the rest brought merely pleasantly

firm politeness from John, as he put on again the coat he had flung off on jumping. At least he would take a

drink, urged Charley. Yes, thank you, he would; and he chose brandyandsoda, of which he poured himself

a remarkably stiff one. Charley and I poured ourselves milder ones, for the sake of company.

"Here's how," said Charley to John.

"Yes, here's how," I added more emphatically.

John looked at Charley with a somewhat extraordinary smile. "Here's unquestionably how!" he exclaimed.

We had a gay lunch; I should have supposed there was plenty of room in the Hermana's refrigerator; nor did

the absence of Hortense and John, the cause of our jubilation, at all interfere with the jubilation itself; by the

time the launch was ready to put me ashore, Gazza had sung several miles of "good music" and double that

quantity of "razzladazzla," and General Rieppe was crying copiously, and assuring everybody that God was

very good to him. But Kitty had told us all that she intended Hortense to remain quiet in her cabin; and she

kept her word.

Quite suddenly, as the launch was speeding me toward Kings Port, I exclaimed aloud: "The cake!"

And, I thought, the cake was now settled forever.

XXII: Behind the Times

It was my lot to attend but one of the weddings which Hortense precipitated (or at least determined) by her

plunge into the water; and, truth to say, the honor of my presence at the other was not requested; therefore I

am unable to describe the nuptials of Hortense and Charley. But the papers were full of them; what the

female guests wore, what the male guests were worth, and what both ate and drank, were set forth in many

columns of printed matter; and if you did not happen to see this, just read the account of the next wedding

that occurs among the New York yellow rich, and you will know how Charley and Hortense were married;

for it's always the same thing. The point of mark in this particular ceremony of union lay in Charley's speech;

Charley found a happy thought at the breakfast. The bridal party (so the papers had it) sat on a dais, and was

composed exclusively of Oil, Sugar, Beef, Steel, and Union Pacific; merely at this one table five hundred

million dollars were sitting (so the papers computed), and it helped the bridegroom to his idea, when, by the

importunate vociferations of the company, he was forced to get on his unwilling legs.

"Poets and people of that sort say" (Charley concluded, after thanking them) "that happiness cannot be

bought with money. Well, I guess a poet never does learn how to make a dollar do a dollar's work. But I am

no poet; and I have learned it is as well to have a few dollars around. And I guess that my friends and I, right

here at this table, could organize a corner in happiness any day we chose. And if we do, we will let you all in

on it."

I am told that the bride looked superb, both in church and at the reception which took place in the house of

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whole ordeal of parting with his daughter. I noticed that Beverly Rodgers and Gazza figured prominently

among the invited guests: Bohm did not have to be invited, for some time before the wedding he had become

the husband of the successfully divorced Kitty. So much for the nuptials of Hortense and Charley; they were,

as one paper pronounced them, "up to date and distingue." The paper omitted the accent in the French word,

which makes it, I think, fit this wedding even more happily.

"So Hortense," I said to myself as I read the paper, "has squared herself with Charley after all." And I sat

wondering if she would be happy. But she was not constructed for happiness. You cannot be constructed for

all the different sorts of experiences which this world offers: each of our natures has its specialty. Hortense

was constructed for pleasure; and I have no doubt she got it, if not through Charley, then by other means.

The marriage of Eliza La Heu and John Mayrant was of a different quality; no paper pronounced it "up to

date," or bestowed any other adjectival comments upon it; for, being solemnized in Kings Port, where such

purely personal happenings are still held (by the St. Michael family, at any rate) to be no business of any

one's save those immediately concerned, the event escaped the famishment of publicity. Yes, this marriage

was solemnized, a word that I used above without forethought, and now repeat with intention; for certainly no

respecter of language would write it of the yellow rich and their blatant unions. If you're a Bohm or a

Charley, you may trivialize or vulgarize or bestialize your wedding, but solemnize it you don't, for that is not

"up to date."

And to the marriage of Eliza and John I went; for not only was the honor of my presence requested, but John

wrote me, in both their names, a personal note, which came to me far away in the mountains, whither I had

gone from Kings Port. This was the body of the note:

"To the formal invitation which you will receive, Miss La Heu joins her wish with mine that you will not be

absent on that day. We should both really miss you. Miss La Heu begs me to add that if this is not sufficient

inducement, you shall have a slice of Lady Baltimore."

Not a long note! But you will imagine how genuinely I was touched by their joint message. I was not an old

acquaintance, and I had done little to help them in their troubles, but I came into the troubles; with their

memory of those days I formed a part, and it was a part which it warmed me to know they did not dislike to

recall. I had actually been present at their first meeting, that day when John visited the Exchange to order his

weddingcake, and Eliza had rushed after him, because in his embarrassment he had forgotten to tell her the

date for which he wanted it. The cake had begun it, the cake had continued it, the cake had brought them

together; and in Eliza's retrospect now I doubted If she could find the moment when her love for John had

awakened; but if with women there ever is such a moment, then, as I have before said, it was when the girl

behind the counter looked across at the handsome, blushing boy, and felt stirred to help him in his stumbling

attempts to be businesslike about that cake. If his youth unwittingly kindled hers, how could he or she help

that? But, had he ever once known it and shown it to her during his period of bondage to Hortense, then,

indeed, the flame would have turned to ice in Eliza's breast. What saved him for her was his blind

steadfastness against her. That was the very thing she prized most, once it became hers; whereas, any secret

swerving toward her from Hortense during his heavy hours of probation would have degraded John to

nothing in Eliza's eyes. And so, making all this out by myself in the mountains after reading John's note, I

ordered from the North the handsomest old china cakedish that Aunt Carola could find to be sent to Miss

Eliza La Heu with my card. I wanted to write on the card, "Rira bien qui viva le dernier"; but alas! so many

pleasant thoughts may never be said aloud in this world of ours. That I ordered china, instead of silver, was

due to my surmise that in Kings Portor at any rate by Mrs. Weguelin and Miss Josephine St.

Michaelsilver from any one not of the family would be considered vulgar; it was only a surmise, and, of

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But (you may be asking) how on earth did all this come about? What happened in Kings Port on the day

following that important swim which Hortense and John took together in the waters of the harbor?

I wish that I could tell you all that happened, but I can only tell you of the outside of things; the inside was

wholly invisible and inaudible to me, although we may be sure, I think, that when the circles that widened

from Hortense's plunge reached the shores of the town, there must have been in certain quarters a

considerable splashing. I presume that John communicated to somebody the news of his broken engagement;

for if he omitted to do so, with the wedding invitations to be out the next day, he was remiss beyond excuse,

and I think this very unlikely; and I also presume (with some evidence to go on) that Hortense did not, in the

somewhat critical juncture of her fortunes, allow the grass to grow under her feetif such an expression may

be used of a person who is shut up in the stateroom of a steam yacht. To me John Mayrant made no sign of

any sort by word or in writing, and this is the highest proof he ever gave me of his own delicacy, and also of

his reliance upon mine; for he must have been pretty sure that I had overheard those last destinydeciding

words spoken between himself and Hortense in the boat, as we reached the Hermana's gangway. In John's

place almost any man, even Beverly Rodgers, would have either dropped a hint at the moment, or later sent

me some line to the effect that the incident was, of course, "between ourselves." That would have been both

permissible and practical; but there it was, the difference between John of Kings Port and us others; he was

not practical when it came to something "between gentlemen," as he would have said. The finest flower of

breeding blossoms above the level of the practical, and that is why you do not find it growing in the huge

truckgarden of our age, save in corners where it has not yet been uprooted. John's silence to me was

something that I liked very much, and he must have found that it was not misplaced.

The first external splash of the few that I have to narrate was a negative manifestation, and occurred at

breakfast: Juno supposed if the wedding invitations would be out later in the day. The next splash was

somewhat louder on, was at dinner, when Juno inquired of Mrs. Trevise if she had received any wedding

invitation. At tea time was very decided splashing. No invitation had come to anybody. Juno had called at

five of the St. Michael houses and got in at none of them, and there was a rumor that the Hermana had

disappeared from the harbor. So far, none of the splashing had wet me but I now came in for a light sprinkle.

"Were you not on board that boat yesterday?" Juno inquired; and to see her look at me you might have

gathered that I was suspected of sinking the vessel.

"A most delightful occasion!" I exclaimed, filling my face with a bright blankness.

"Isn't he awful to speak that way about Sunday!" said the upcountry bride.

This was a chance for the poetess, and she took it. "To me," she mused, "every day seems fraught with an

equal holiness."

"But I should think," observed the Briton, "that you could knock off a hymn better on Sundays."

All this while Juno was looking at me, and I knew it, and therefore I ate my food in a kindly sort of

unconscious way, until she fired another shot at me. "There is an absurd report that somebody fell

overboard."

"Dear me!" I laughed. "So that is what it has grown to already! I did go out on the boat boom, and I did drop

offbut into a boat."

At this confession of mine the upcountry bride became extraordinarily arch on the subject of the

wellknown hospitality of steam yachts, and for this I was honestly grateful to her; but Juno brooded still. "I

hope there is nothing wrong," she said solemnly.


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Feeling that silence at this point would not be golden, I went into it with spirit I told them of our charming

party, of General Rieppe's rich store of quotations, of the strict discipline on board the wellappointed

Hermana, of the great beauty of Hortense, and her evident happiness when her lover was by her side. This

talk of mine turned off any curiosity or suspicion which the rest of the company may have begun to entertain;

but upon Juno I think it made scant impression, save causing her to set me down as an imbecile. For there

was Doctor Beaugarcon when we came into the sittingroom, who told us before any one could even say

"Howdoyoudo," that Miss Hortense Rieppe had broken her engagement with John Mayrant, and that he

had it from Mrs. Cornerly, whom he was visiting professionally. I caught the pitying look which Juno threw

at me at this news, and I was happy to have acquitted myself so creditably in the manipulation of my secret:

nobody asked me any more questions!

There is almost nothing else to tell you of how the splashes broke on Kings Port. Before the day when I was

obliged to call in Doctor Beaugarcon's professional services (quite a sharp attack put me to bed for half a

week) I found merely the following things: the Hermana gone to New York, the automobiles and the

Replacers had also disappeared, and people were divided on the not strikingly important question as to

whether Hortense and the General had accompanied Charley on the yacht, or continued northward in an

automobile, or taken the train. Gone, in any case, the whole party indubitably was, leaving, I must say, a

sense of emptiness: the comedy was over, the players departed. I never heard any one, not even Juno, doubt

that it was Hortense who had broken the engagement; this part of the affair was conducted by the principals

with great skill. Hortense had evidently written her version to the Cornerlys, and not a word to any other

effect ever came from John's mouth, of course. One result I had not looked for, though it was a natural one: if

the old ladies had felt indignation at Hortense for her determination to marry John Mayrant, this indignation

was doubled by her determination not to! I fear that few of us live by logic, even in Kings Port; and then, they

had all called upon her in that garden for nothing! The sudden thought of this made me laugh alone in my bed

of sickness; and when I came out of it, had such a thing been possible, I should have liked to congratulate

Miss Josephine St. Michael on her absence from the garden occasion. I said, however, nothing to her, or to

any of the other ladies, upon this or any subject, for I was so unlucky as to find them not at home when I paid

my round of farewell visits. Nor (to my real distress) did I see John Mayrant again. The boy wrote me (I

received it in bed) a short, warm note of regret, with nothing else in it save the fact that he was leaving town,

having become free from the Custom House at last. I fancy that he ran away for a judicious interval. Who

would not?

Was there one person to whom he told the truth before he went? Did the girl behind the counter hear the

manner in which the engagement was broken? Ah, none of us will ever know that! But, although I could not,

without the highest impropriety, have spoken to any of the old ladies about this business, unless they had

chosen to speak to meand somehow I feel that after the abrupt close of it not even Mrs. Gregory St.

Michael would have been likely to touch on the subject with an outsiderthere was nothing whatever to

forbid my indulging in a skirmish with Eliza La Heu; therefore I lunched at the Exchange on my last day.

"To the mountains?" she said, in reply to my information about my plans of travel.

"Doctor Beaugarcon says nothing else can so quickly restore me."

"Stay there for the rhododendrons, then," she bade me. "No sight more beautiful in all the South."

"Town seems deserted," I pursued. "Everybody gone."

"Oh, not everybody!"

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"Thank you."

"I meant, interesting to you."

I saw her decide not to be angry; and her decision changed and saved our conversation from the trashy,

bantering tone which it was taking, and brought it to a pass most unexpected to both of us.

She gave me a charming and friendly smile. "Well, you, at any rate, are going away. And I am really sorry for

that."

Her eyes rested upon me with perfect frankness. I was not in love with Eliza La Heu, but nearer to love than I

had ever been then, and it would have been easy, very easy, to let one's self go straight onward into love.

There are for a man more ways of falling into that state than romancers would have us to believe, and one of

them is by an assent of the will at a certain given moment, which the heart promptly follows just as a man

in a moment decides he will espouse a cause, and soon finds himself hotly fighting for it body and soul. I

could have gone out of that Exchange completely in love with Eliza La Heu; but my will did not give its

assent, and I saw John Mayrant not as a rival, but as one whose happiness I greatly desired.

"Thank you," I said, "for telling me you are sorry I am going. And now, may I treat you more than ever as a

friend, and tell you of a circumstance which Kings Port does not know?"

It put her on her guard. "Don't be indiscreet," she laughed.

"Isn't timely indiscretion discretion?"

"And don't be clever," she said. "Tell me what you have to sayif you're quite sure you'll not be sorry."

"Quite sure. There's no reasonnow that the untruth is properly and satisfactorily establishedthat one

person should not know that John Mayrant broke that engagement." And I told her the whole of it. "If I'm

outrageous to share this secret with you," I concluded, "I can only say that I couldn't stand the unfairness any

longer."

"He jumped straight in?" said Eliza.

"Oh, straight!"

"Of course," she murmured.

"And just after declaring that he wouldn't."

"Of course," she murmured again. "And the current took them right away?"

"Instantly."

"Was he very tired when you got to him?"

I answered this question and a number of others, backward and forward, until she had led me to cover the

whole incident about twiceandahalf times. Then she had a silence, and after this a reflection.

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"Managed what?"

"The accepted version."

"Oh, yes, indeed!"

"And you and I will not spoil it for them," she declared.

As I took my final leave of her she put a flower in my buttonhole. My reflection was then, and is now, that if

she already knew the truth from John himself, how well she managed it!

So that same night I took the lugubrious train which bore me with the grossest deliberation to the mountains;

and among the mountains and their waterfalls I stayed and saw the rhododendrons, and was preparing to

journey home when the invitation came from John and Eliza.

I have already said that of this wedding no word was in the papers. Kings Port by the war lost all material

things, but not the others, among which precious privacy remains to her; and, O Kings Port, may you never

lose your grasp of that treasure! May you never know the land where the reporter blooms, where if any joy or

grief befall you, the public press rings your doorbell and demands the particulars, and if you deny it the

particulars, it makes them up and says something scurrilous about you into the bargain. Therefore nothing

was printed, morning or evening, about John and Eliza. Nor was the wedding service held in church to the

accompaniment of nodding bonnets and gaping stragglers. No eye not tender with regard and emotion looked

on while John took Eliza to his wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy state of

matrimony.

In Royal Street, not many steps from South Place, there stands a quiet house a little back, upon whose face

sorrow has struck many blows, but made no deep wounds yet; no scorch from the fires of war is visible, arid

the rending of the earthquake does not show too plainly; but there hangs about the house a gravity that comes

from seeing and suffering much, and a sweetness from having sheltered many generations of smiles and tears.

The long linked chain of births and deaths here has not been broken and scattered, and the grandchildren look

out of the same windows from which the grandsires gazed, whose faces now in picture frames still watch

serenely the sad present from their happy past. Therefore the rooms lie in still depths of association, and from

the walls, the stairs, the furniture, flows the benign influence of undispersed memories; it sheds its tempered

radiance upon the old miniatures, and upon every fresh flower that comes in from the garden; it seems to pass

through the open doors to and fro like a tranquil blessing; it is beyond joy and pain, because time has distilled

it from both of these; it is the assembled essence of kinship and blood unity, enriched by each succeeding

brood that is born, is married, is fruitful in its turn, and dies remembered; only the balm of faith is stronger to

sustain and heal; for that comes from heaven, while it is earth that gives us this; and the sacred cup of it

which our native land once held is almost empty.

Amid this influence John and Eliza were made one, and the faces of the older generations grew soft beneath

it, and pensive eyes became lustrous, and into pale cheeks the rosy tint came like an echo faintly back for a

short hour. They made so little sound in their quiet happiness of con gratulation that it might have been a

dream; and they were so few that the house with the sense of its memories was not lost with the movement

and crowding, but seemed still to preside over the whole, and send down its benediction.

When it was my turn to shake the hands of bride and groom, John asked:

"What did your friend do with your advice?"

And I replied. "He has taken it."


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"Perhaps not that," John returned, "but you must have helped him to see his way."

When the bride came to cut the cake, she called me to her and fulfilled her promise.

"You have always liked my baking," she said.

"Then you made it after all," I answered.

"I would not have been married without doing so," she declared sweetly.

When the time came for them to go away, they were surrounded with affectionate Godspeeds; but Miss

Josephine St. Michael waited to be the last, standing a little apart, her severe and chiselled face turned aside,

and seeming to watch a mockingbird that was perched in his cage at a window halfway up the stairs.

"He is usually not so silent," Miss Josephine said to me. "I suppose we are too many visitors for him."

Then I saw that the old lady, beneath her severity, was deeply moved; and almost at once John and Eliza

came down the stairs. Miss Josephine took each of them to her heart, but she did not trust herself to speak;

and a single tear rolled down her face, as the boy and girl continued to the halldoor. There Daddy Ben

stood, and John's gay goodby to him was the last word that I heard the bridegroom say. While we all stood

silently watching them as they drove away from the tall iron gate, the mockingbird on the staircase broke

into melodious ripples of song.

XXIII: Poor Aunt Carola!

And now here goes my language back into the smallclothes that it wore at the beginning of all, when I told

you something of that colonial society, the Selected Salic Scions, dear to the heart of my Aunt. It were

beyond my compass to approach this august body of men and women with the respect that is its due, did I

attire myself in that modern garment which, in the phrase of the vulgar, is denoted pants.

You will scarce have forgot, I must suppose, the importance set by my Aunt Carola upon the establishing of

the Scions in new territories, wherever such persons as were both qualified by their descent and in themselves

worthy, should be found; and you will remember that I was bidden by her to look in South Carolina for

members of the Bombo connection which she was inclined to suspect existed in that state. My neglect to

make this inquiry for my kind Aunt now smote me sharply when all seemed too late. John Mayrant had

spoken of Killdevil Bombo, the very personage through whom lay Aunt Carola's claim to kingly lineage,

and I had let John Mayrant go away upon his honeymoon without ever questioning him upon this subject. As

I looked back upon the ease with which I might have settled the matter, and forward to my return empty

handed to the generous relative to whom I owed this agreeable experience of travel, I felt guilty indeed. I

wrote a letter to follow John Mayrant into whatever retreat of bliss he had betaken himself to, and I begged

him earnestly to write me at his early convenience all that he might know of Bombos in South Carolina.

Consequently, I was able, on reaching home, to meet Aunt Carola with some sort of countenance, and to

assure her that I expected presently to be furnished with authentic and valuable particulars.

I now learned that the Selected Salic Scions had greatly increased in numbers during my short absence. It

appeared that the origin of the whole movement had sprung from a needy but ingenious youth in some

manufacturing town of New England. This lad had a cousin, who had amassed from nothing a noble fortune

by inventing one day a speedy and convenient fashion of opening beer bottles; and this cousin's achievement

had set him to looking about him. He soon discovered that in our great republic everywhere there were living

hundreds and thousands of men and women who were utterly unaware that they were descended from kings.

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minimum sum of fifty dollars a pedigree) to reveal to these eager people the chain of links that connected

them with royalty. Thus, in a period of time the brevity of which is incredible, this young man passed from

complete indigence to a wife and four automobiles, or an automobile and four wivesI don't remember

which he had the four of. There was so much royal blood about that it had spilled into several rival

organizations, each bitterly warring with the other; but my Aunt assured me that her society was the only one

that any respectable person belonged to.

I am minded to announce a rule of discreet conduct: Never read aloud any letter that you have not first read to

yourself. Had I observed this rulebut listen:

It so happened that Aunt Carola was at luncheon with us when the postman brought John Mayrant's answer to

my inquiry, and at the sight of his handwriting I thoughtlessly exclaimed to my Aunt that here at last we had

all there was to be known concerning the Bombos in South Carolina; with this I tore open the missive and

embarked upon a reading of it for the edification of all present. I pass over the beginning of John's

communication, because it was merely the observations of a man upon his honeymoon, and was confined to

laudatory accounts of scenery and weather, and the beauty of all life when once one saw it with his eyes truly

opened.

"No Bombos ever came to Carolina," he now continued, "that I know of, or that Aunt Josephine knows of,

which is more to the point. Aunt Josephine has copied me a passage from the writings of William Byrd, Esq.,

of Westover, Virginia, in which mention is made, not of the family, but of a rum punch which seems to have

been concocted first by Admiral Bombo, from a New England brand of rum so very deadly that it was not

inaptly styled 'killdevil' by the early planters of the colony. That the punch drifted to Carolina and still

survives there, you have reason to know. Therefore if any remote ancestors of yours contracted an alliance

with Killdevil Bombo, I can imagine no resulting offspring of such union but a series of severe attacks of

delir"

"What?" interrupted Aunt Carola, at this point, in her most formidable voice. "What's that stuff you're

reading, Augustus?"

I shook in my shoes. "Why, Aunt, it's John"

"Not another word, sir! And never let me hear his name again. To think to think" But here Aunt Carola's

face grew extremely red, and she choked so decidedly that Uncle Andrew poured her a glass of water.

The rest of our luncheon was conducted with remarkable solemnity.

As we were rising from table, my Aunt said:

"It was high time, Augustus, that you came home. You seem to have got into very strange company down

there."

This was the last reference to the Bombos that my Aunt ever made in my hearing. Of course it is preposterous

to suppose that she traces her descent from a king through a mere bowl of punch, and her being still the

president of the Selected Salic Scions is proof irrefutable that her claim rests upon a more solid foundation.

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I think that John Mayrant, Jr., is going to look like his mother. I was very glad to be present when he was

christened, and at this ceremony I did not feel as I had felt the year before at the wedding; for then I had

known well enough that if the old ladies found any blemish on that occasion, it was my being there! To them


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I must remain forever a "Yankee," a wall perfectly imaginary and perfectly real between us; and the fact that

young John could take any other view of me, was to them a sign of that "radical" tendency in him which they

were able to forgive solely because he was of the younger generation and didn't know any better.

And with these thoughts in my mind, and remembering a certain very grave talk I had once held with Eliza in

the Exchange about the North and the South, in which it was my good fortune to make her see that there is on

our soil nowadays such a being as an American, who feels, wherever he goes in our native land, that it is all

his, and that he belongs everywhere to it, I looked at the little John Mayrant, and then I said to his mother:

"And will you teach him 'Dixie' and 'Yankee Doodle' as well?"

But Eliza smiled at me with friendly, inscrutable eyes.

"Oh," said John, "you mustn't ask too much of the ladies. I'll see to all that."

Perhaps he will. And an education at Harvard College need not cause the boy to forget his race, or his name,

or his traditions, but only to value them more, as they should be valued. And the way that they should be

valued is this: that the boy in thinking of them should say to himself, "I am proud of my ancestors; let my life

make them proud of me."

But, in any case, is it not pleasant to think of the boy being brought up by Eliza, and not by Hortense?

And so my portrait of Kings Port is finished. That the likeness is not perfect, I am only too sensible. No

painter that I have heard of ever satisfies the whole family. But, should any of the St. Michaels see this

picture, I trust they may observe that if some of the touches are faulty, true admiration and love of his subject

animated the artist's hand; and if Miss Josephine St. Michael should be pleased with any of it, I could wish

that she might indicate this by sending me a Lady Baltimore; we have no cake here that approaches it.


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1. Table of Contents, page = 3

2. Lady Baltimore, page = 4

   3. Owen Wister, page = 4

   4. To the Reader, page = 4

   5. LADY BALTIMORE, page = 5

   6. I: A Word about My Aunt, page = 6

   7. II: I Vary My Lunch, page = 9

   8. III: Kings Port Talks, page = 12

   9. IV: THE GIRL BEHIND THE COUNTER--I, page = 18

   10. V: The Boy of the Cake, page = 23

   11. VI: In the Churchyard, page = 27

   12. VII: The Girl Behind the Counter--II, page = 35

   13. VIII: Midsummer-Night's Dream, page = 41

   14. IX: Juno, page = 52

   15. X: High Walk and the Ladies, page = 56

   16. XI: Daddy Ben and His Seed, page = 68

   17. XII: From the Bedside, page = 74

   18. XIII: The Girl Behind the Counter--III, page = 79

   19. XIV: The Replacers, page = 87

   20. XV: What She Came to See, page = 97

   21. XVI: The Steel Wasp, page = 108

   22. XVII: Doing the Handsome Thing, page = 115

   23. XVIII: Again the Replacers, page = 120

   24. XIX: Udolpho, page = 128

   25. XX: What She Wanted Him For, page = 136

   26. XXI: Hortense's Cigarette Goes Out, page = 141

   27. XXII: Behind the Times, page = 151

   28. XXIII: Poor Aunt Carola!, page = 157

   29. XXIV: Post Scriptum, page = 158