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The Agony Column

Earl Derr Biggers

CHAPTER I

London that historic summer was almost unbearably hot.  It seems,  looking back, as though the big baking

city in those days was meant  to serve as an anteroom of torture   an inadequate bit of  preparation for the hell

that was soon to break in the guise of the  Great War.  About the sodawater bar in the drug store near the

Hotel Cecil many American tourists found solace in the sirups and  creams of home.  Through the open

windows of the Piccadilly tea  shops you might catch glimpses of the English consuming quarts of  hot tea in

order to become cool.  It is a paradox they swear by. 

About nine o'clock on the morning of Friday, July twentyfourth,  in that memorable year nineteen hundred

and fourteen, Geoffrey West  left his apartments in Adelphi Terrace and set out for breakfast at  the Canton.

He had found the breakfast room of that dignified hotel  the coolest in London, and through some miracle, for

the season had  passed, strawberries might still be had there.  As he took his way  through the crowded Strand,

surrounded on all sides by honest  British faces wet with honest British perspiration he thought  longingly of

his rooms in Washington Square, New York.  For West,  despite the English sound of that Geoffrey, was as

American as  Kansas, his native state, and only pressing business was at that  moment holding him in England,

far from the country that glowed  unusually rosy because of its remoteness. 

At the Carlton news stand West bought two morning papers  the  Times for study and the Mail for

entertainment and then passed on  into the restaurant.  His waiter  a tall soldierly Prussian,  more blond than

West himself  saw him coming and, with a nod and  a mechanical German smile, set out for the plate of

strawberries  which he knew would be the first thing desired by the American.  West seated himself at his

usual table and, spreading out the Daily  Mail, sought his favorite column.  The first item in that column

brought a delighted smile to his face: 

"The one who calls me Dearest is not genuine or they would write  to me." 

Any one at all familiar with English journalism will recognize at  once what department it was that appealed

most to West.  During  his three weeks in London he had been following, with the keenest  joy, the daily grist

of Personal Notices in the Mail.  This string  of intimate messages, popularly known as the Agony Column,

has long  been an honored institution in the English press.  In the days of  Sherlock Holmes it was in the Times

that it flourished, and many a  criminal was tracked to earth after he had inserted some alluring  mysterious

message in it.  Later the Telegraph gave it room; but,  with the advent of halfpenny journalism, the simple

souls moved  en masse to the Mail. 

Tragedy and comedy mingle in the Agony Column.  Erring ones are  urged to return for forgiveness;

unwelcome suitors are warned that  "Father has warrant prepared; fly, Dearest One!"  Loves that would  shame

by their ardor Abelard and Heloise are frankly published  at  ten cents a word  for all the town to smile at.

The gentleman in  the brown derby states with fervor that the blonde governess who  got off the tram at

Shepherd's Bush has quite won his heart.  Will  she permit his addresses?  Answer; this department.  For three

weeks West had found this sort of thing delicious reading.  Best of  all, he could detect in these messages

nothing that was not open  and innocent.  At their worst they were merely an effort to  sidestep old Lady

Convention; this inclination was so rare in  the British, he felt it should be encouraged.  Besides, he was

inordinately fond of mystery and romance, and these engaging twins  hovered always about that column. 

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So, while waiting for his strawberries, he smiled over the  ungrammatical outburst of the young lady who had

come to doubt the  genuineness of him who called her Dearest.  He passed on to the  second item of the

morning.  Spoke one whose heart had been  completely conquered: 

MY LADY sleeps.  She of raven tresses. Corner seat from Victoria,  Wednesday night.  Carried program.

Gentleman answering inquiry  desires acquaintance.  Reply here.   LE ROI. 

West made a mental note to watch for the reply of raven tresses.  The next message proved to be one of Aye's

lyrics  now almost a  daily feature of the column: 

DEAREST: Tender loving wishes to my dear one.  Only to be with you  now and always.  None "fairer in my

eyes."  Your name is music to  me.  I love you more than life itself, my own beautiful darling,  my proud

sweetheart, my joy, my all!  Jealous of everybody.  Kiss  your dear hands for me.  Love you only.  Thine ever.  

AYE. 

Which, reflected West, was generous of Aye  at ten cents a word  and in striking contrast to the penurious

lover who wrote,  farther along in the column: 

loveu dearly; wantocu; longing; missu    

But those extremely personal notices ran not alone to love.  Mystery, too, was present, especially in the

aquatic utterance: 

DEFIANT MERMAID: Not mine.  Alligators bitingu now.  'Tis well;  delighted.   FIRST FISH. 

And the rather sanguinary suggestion: 

DE Box: First round; tooth gone.  Finale.  You will FORGET ME NOT. 

At this point WEST's strawberries arrived and even the Agony  Column could not hold his interest.  When the

last red berry was  eaten he turned back to read: 

WATERLOO: Wed.  11:53 train.  Lady who left in taxi and waved,  care to know gent, gray coat?  

SINCERE. 

Also the more dignified request put forward in: 

GREAT CENTRAL: Gentleman who saw lady in bonnet 9 Monday morning  in Great Central Hotel lift

would greatly value opportunity of  obtaining introduction. 

This exhausted the joys of the Agony Column for the day, and West,  like the solid citizen he really was, took

up the Times to discover  what might be the morning's news.  A great deal of space was given  to the

appointment of a new principal for Dulwich College.  The  affairs of the heart, in which that charming

creature, Gabrielle  Ray, was at the moment involved, likewise claimed attention.  And  in a quite unimportant

corner, in a most unimportant manner, it was  related that Austria had sent an ultimatum to Serbia.  West had

read part way through this stupid little piece of news, when  suddenly the Thunderer and all its works became

an uninteresting  blur. 

A girl stood just inside the door of the Carlton breakfast room. 


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Yes; he should have pondered that despatch from Vienna.  But such  a girl!  It adds nothing at all to say that her

hair was a dull  sort of gold; her eyes violet.  Many girls have been similarly  blessed.  It was her manner; the

sweet way she looked with those  violet eyes through a battalion of head waiters and resplendent  managers;

her air of being at home here in the Carlton or anywhere  else that fate might drop her down.  Unquestionably

she came from  oversea  from the States. 

She stepped forward into the restaurant.  And now slipped also into  view, as part of the background for her, a

middleaged man, who  wore the conventional black of the statesman.  He, too, bore the  American label

unmistakably.  Nearer and nearer to West she drew,  and he saw that in her hand she carried a copy of the

Daily Mail. 

West's waiter was a master of the art of suggesting that no table  in the room was worth sitting at save that at

which he held ready  a chair.  Thus he lured the girl and her companion to repose not  five feet from where

West sat.  This accomplished, he whipped out  his order book,; and stood with pencil poised, like a reporter in

an American play. 

"The strawberries are delicious," he said in honeyed tones. 

The man looked at the girl, a question in his eyes. 

"Not for me, dad," she said.  "I hate them!  Grapefruit, please." 

As the waiter hurried past, West hailed him.  He spoke in loud  defiant tones. 

"Another plate of the strawberries!" he commanded.  "They are  better than ever today." 

For a second, as though he were part of the scenery, those violet  eyes met his with a casual impersonal

glance.  Then their owner  slowly spread out her own copy of the Mail. 

"What's the news?" asked the statesman, drinking deep from his  glass of water. 

"Don't ask me," the girl answered, without looking up.  "I've found  something more entertaining than news.

Do you know  the English  papers run humorous columns!  Only they aren't called that.  They're  called

Personal Notices.  And such notices!"  She leaned across  the table.  "Listen to this: 'Dearest: Tender loving

wishes to my  dear one.  Only to be with you now and always.  None "fairer in my  eyes."  '" 

The man locked uncomfortably about him.  "Hush!" he pleaded.  "It  doesn't sound very nice to me." 

"Nice !" cried the girl.  "Oh, but it is  quite nice.  And so  deliciously open and aboveboard.  'Your name is

music to me.  I  love you more  '" 

"What do we see today?" put in her father hastily. 

"We're going down to the City and have a look at the Temple.  Thackeray lived there once  and Oliver

Goldsmith  " 

"All right  the Temple it is." 

"Then the Tower of London.  It's full of the most romantic  associations.  Especially the Bloody Tower, where

those poor little  princes were murdered.  Aren't you thrilled?" 


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"I am if you say so." 

"You're a dear!  I promise not to tell the people back in Texas  that you showed any interest in kings and such

if you will show  just a little.  Otherwise I'll spread the awful news that you  took off your hat when King

George went by." 

The statesman smiled.  West felt that he, who had no business to,  was smiling with him. 

The waiter returned, bringing grapefruit, and the strawberries West  had ordered.  Without another look toward

West, the girl put down  her paper and began her breakfasting.  As often as he dared, however,  West looked at

her.  With patriotic pride he told himself:  "Six  months in Europe, and the most beautiful thing I've seen comes

from  back home!" 

When he rose reluctantly twenty minutes later his two compatriots  were still at table, discussing their plans

for the day.  As is  usual in such cases, the girl arranged, the man agreed. 

With one last glance in her direction, West went out on the parched  pavement of Haymarket. 

Slowly he walked back to his rooms.  Work was waiting there for  him; but instead of getting down to it, he sat

on the balcony of  his study, gazing out on the courtyard that had been his chief  reason for selecting those

apartments.  Here, in the heart of the  city, was a bit of the countryside transported  the green, trim,  neatly

tailored countryside that is the most satisfying thing in  England.  There were walls on which the ivy climbed

high, narrow  paths that ran between blooming beds of flowers, and opposite  his windows a seldomopened,

most romantic gate.  As he sat  looking down he seemed to see there below him the girl of the  Carlton.  Now

she sat on the rustic bench; now she bent above the  envious flowers; now she stood at the gate that opened

out to a  hot sudden bit of the city. 

And as he watched her there in the garden she would never enter, as  he reflected unhappily that probably he

would see her no more  the  idea came to him. 

At first he put it from him as absurd, impossible.  She was, to  apply a fine word much abused, a lady; he

supposedly a gentleman.  Their sort did not do such things.  If he yielded to this temptation  she would be

shocked, angry, and from him would slip that one chance  in a thousand he had  the chance of meeting her

somewhere, some day. 

And yet  and yet  She, too, had found the Agony Column entertaining  and  quite nice.  There was a

twinkle in her eyes that bespoke a  fondness for romance.  She was human, funloving  and, above all,  the

joy of youth was in her heart. 

Nonsense!  West went inside and walked the floor.  The idea was  preposterous.  Still  he smiled  it was filled

with amusing  possibilities.  Too bad he must put it forever away and settle down  to this stupid work! 

Forever away?  Well  

On the next morning, which was Saturday, West did not breakfast at  the Carlton.  The girl, however, did.  As

she and her father sat  down the old man said: "I see you've got your Daily Mail." 

"Of course!" she answered.  "I couldn't do without it.  Grapefruit  yes." 

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"What is it?" asked the Texas statesman. 

"Today," she answered sternly, "you do the British Museum.  You've  put it off long enough." 

The old man sighed.  Fortunately he did not ask to see the Mail.  If he had, a quarter way down the column of

personal notices he  would have been enraged  or perhaps only puzzled  to read: 

CARLTON RESTAURANT: Nine A.M. Friday morning.  Will the young woman  who preferred grapefruit to

strawberries permit the young man who  had two plates of the latter to say he will not rest until he  discovers

some mutual friend, that they may meet and laugh over  this column together? 

Lucky for the young man who liked strawberries that his nerve had  failed him and he was not present at the

Carlton that morning!  He  would have been quite overcome to see the stern uncompromising look  on the

beautiful face of a lady at her grapefruit.  So overcome, in  fact, that he would probably have left the room at

once, and thus  not seen the mischievous smile that came in time to the lady's face  not seen that she soon

picked up the paper again and read, with  that smile, to the end of the column. 

CHAPTER II

The next day was Sunday; hence it brought no Mail.  Slowly it  dragged along.  At a ridiculously early hour

Monday morning  Geoffrey West was on the street, seeking his favorite newspaper.  He found it, found the

Agony Column  and nothing else.  Tuesday  morning again he rose early, still hopeful.  Then and there hope

died.  The lady at the Canton deigned no reply. 

Well, he had lost, he told himself.  He had staked all on this  one bold throw; no use.  Probably if she thought of

him at all it  was to label him a cheap joker, a mountebank of the halfpenny  press.  Richly he deserved her

scorn. 

On Wednesday he slept late.  He was in no haste to look into the  Daily Mail; his disappointments of the

previous days had been too  keen.  At last, while he was shaving, he summoned Walters, the  caretaker of the

building, and sent him out to procure a certain  morning paper. 

Walters came back bearing rich treasure, for in the Agony Column  of that day West, his face white with

lather, read joyously: 

STRAWBERRY MAN: Only the grapefruit lady's kind heart and her great  fondness for mystery and romance

move her to answer.  The  strawberrymad one may write one letter a day for seven days  to  prove that he is

an interesting person, worth knowing.  Then  we  shall see.  Address: M. A. L., care Sadie Haight, Carlton

Hotel. 

All day West walked on air, but with the evening came the problem  of those letters, on which depended, he

felt, his entire future  happiness.  Returning from dinner, he sat down at his desk near  the windows that looked

out on his wonderful courtyard.  The weather  was still torrid, but with the night had come a breeze to fan the

hot cheek of London.  It gently stirred his curtains; rustled the  papers on his desk. 

He considered.  Should he at once make known the eminently  respectable person he was, the hopelessly

respectable people he  knew?  Hardly!  For then, on the instant, like a bubble bursting,  would go for good all

mystery and romance, and the lady of the  grapefruit would lose all interest and listen to him no more.  He

spoke solemnly to his rustling curtains. 

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On the floor above he heard the solid tramp of military boots  belonging to his neighbor, Captain Stephen

FraserFreer, of the  Twelfth Cavalry, Indian Army, home on furlough from that colony  beyond the seas.  It

was from that room overhead that romance and  mystery were to come in mighty store; but Geoffrey West

little  suspected it at the moment.  Hardly knowing what to say, but gaining  inspiration as he went along, he

wrote the first of seven letters  to the lady at the Carlton.  And the epistle he dropped in the post  box at

midnight follows here: 

DEAR LADY OF THE GRAPEFRUIT: You are very kind.  Also, you are wise.  Wise, because into my

clumsy little Personal you read nothing that  was not there.  You knew it immediately for what it was   the

timid  tentative clutch of a shy man at the skirts of Romance in passing.  Believe me, old Conservatism was

with me when I wrote that message.  He was fighting hard.  He followed me, struggling, shrieking,  protesting,

to the post box itself.  But I whipped him.  Glory  be!  I did for him. 

We are young but once, I told him. After that, what use to signal  to Romance?  The lady at least, I said, will

understand.  He sneered  at that.  He shook his silly gray head.  I will admit he had me  worried.  But now you

have justified my faith in you.  Thank you a  million times for that! 

Three weeks I have been in this huge, ungainly, indifferent city,  longing for the States.  Three weeks the

Agony Column has been my  sole diversion.  And then  through the doorway of the Carlton  restaurant  you

came  

It is of myself that I must write, I know.  I will not, then, tell  you what is in my mind  the picture of you I

carry.  It would mean  little to you.  Many Texan gallants, no doubt, have told you the  same while the moon

was bright above you and the breeze was softly  whispering through the branches of  the branches of the  of

the  

Confound it, I don't know!  I have never been in Texas.  It is a  vice in me I hope soon to correct.  All day I

intended to look up  Texas in the encyclopedia.  But all day I have dwelt in the clouds.  And there are no

reference books in the clouds. 

Now I am down to earth in my quiet study.  Pens, ink and paper are  before me.  I must prove myself a person

worth knowing. 

>From his rooms, they say, you can tell much about a man.  But, alas!  these peaceful rooms in Adelphi

Terrace  I shall not tell the  number  were sublet furnished.  So if you could see me now you  would be

judging me by the possessions left behind by one Anthony  Bartholomew.  There is much dust on them.  Judge

neither Anthony  nor me by that.  Judge rather Walters, the caretaker, who lives  in the basement with his

grayhaired wife.  Walters was a gardener  once, and his whole life is wrapped up in the courtyard on which

my balcony looks down.  There he spends his time, while up above  the dust gathers in the corners  

Does this picture distress you, my lady?  You should see the  courtyard!  You would not blame Walters then.  It

is a sample of  Paradise left at our door  that courtyard.  As English as a hedge,  as neat, as beautiful.  London

is a roar somewhere beyond; between  our court and the great city is a magic gate, forever closed.  It  was the

court that led me to take these rooms. 

And, since you are one who loves mystery, I am going to relate to  you the odd chain of circumstances that

brought me here. 

For the first link in that chain we must go back to Interlaken.  Have you been there yet?  A quiet little town,

lying beautiful  between two shimmering lakes, with the great Jungfrau itself for  scenery.  From the

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snowcapped  mountain.  You would not say then of strawberries: "I hate them."  Or of anything else in all the

world. 

A month ago I was in Interlaken.  One evening after dinner I strolled  along the main street, where all the

hotels and shops are drawn up at  attention before the lovely mountain.  In front of one of the shops  I saw a

collection of walking sticks and, since I needed one for  climbing, I paused to look them over.  I had been at

this only a  moment when a young Englishman stepped up and also began examining  the sticks. 

I had made a selection from the lot and was turning away to  find the shopkeeper, when the Englishman

spoke.  He was lean,  distinguishedlooking, though quite young, and had that welltubbed  appearance which

I am convinced is the great factor that has enabled  the English to assert their authority over colonies like

Egypt and  India, where men are not so thoroughly bathed. 

"Er  if you'll pardon me, old chap," he said.  "Not that stick  if  you don't mind my saying so.  It's not tough

enough for mountain  work.  I would suggest  " 

To say that I was astonished is putting it mildly.  If you know the  English at all, you know it is not their habit

to address strangers,  even under the most pressing circumstances.  Yet here was one of  that haughty race

actually interfering in my selection of a stick.  I ended by buying the one he preferred, and he strolled along

with  me in the direction of my hotel, chatting meantime in a fashion  far from British. 

We stopped at the Kursaal, where we listened to the music, had a  drink and threw away a few francs on the

little horses.  He came  with me to the veranda of my hotel.  I was surprised, when he took  his leave, to find

that he regarded me in the light of an old friend.  He said he would call on me the next morning. 

I made up my mind that Archibald Enwright  for that, he told me,  was his name  was an adventurer down

on his luck, who chose to  forget his British exclusiveness under the stern necessity of getting  money

somehow, somewhere.  The next day, I decided, I should be the  victim of a touch. 

But my prediction failed; Enwright seemed to have plenty of money.  On that first evening I had mentioned to

him that I expected shortly  to be in London, and he often referred to the fact.  As the time  approached for me

to leave Interlaken he began to throw out the  suggestion that he should like to have me meet some of his

people  in England.  This, also, was unheard of  against all precedent. 

Nevertheless, when I said goodby to him he pressed into my hand a  letter of introduction to his cousin,

Captain Stephen FraserFreer,  of the Twelfth Cavalry, Indian Army, who, he said, would be glad  to make me

at home in London, where he was on furlough at the time  or would be when I reached there. 

"Stephen's a good sort," said Enwright.  "He'll be jolly pleased to  show you the ropes.  Give him my best, old

boy!" 

Of course I took the letter.  But I puzzled greatly over the affair.  What could be the meaning of this sudden

warm attachment that Archie  had formed for me?  Why should he want to pass me along to his  cousin at a

time when that gentleman, back home after two years in  India, would be, no doubt, extremely busy?  I made

up my mind I  would not present the letter, despite the fact that Archie had  with great persistence wrung from

me a promise to do so.  I had met  many English gentlemen, and I felt they were not the sort  despite  the

example of Archie  to take a wandering American to their bosoms  when he came with a mere letter.  By easy

stages I came on to London.  Here I met a friend, just sailing for home, who told me of some sad  experiences

he had had with letters of introduction  of the cold,  fishy, "Mydearfellowwhytroublemewithit?"

stares that had  greeted their presentation.  Goodhearted men all, he said, but  averse to strangers; an

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So I put the letter to Captain FraserFreer out of my mind.  I had  business acquaintances here and a few

English friends, and I found  these, as always, courteous and charming.  But it is to my advantage  to meet as

many people as may be, and after drifting about for a  week I set out one afternoon to call on my captain.  I

told myself  that here was an Englishman who had perhaps thawed a bit in the  great oven of India.  If not, no

harm would be done. 

It was then that I came for the first time to this house on Adelphi  Terrace, for it was the address Archie had

given me.  Walters let  me in, and I learned from him that Captain FraserFreer had not yet  arrived from India.

His rooms were ready  he had kept them during  his absence, as seems to be the custom over here  and he

was  expected soon.  Perhaps  said Walters  his wife remembered the  date.  He left me in the lower hail

while he went to ask her. 

Waiting, I strolled to the rear of the hall.  And then, through an  open window that let in the summer, I saw for

the first time that  courtyard which is my great love in London    the old ivycovered  walls of brick; the neat

paths between the blooming beds; the  rustic seat; the magic gate.  It was incredible that just outside  lay the

world's biggest city, with all its poverty and wealth, its  sorrows and joys, its roar and rattle.  Here was a

garden for  Jane Austen to people with fine ladies and courtly gentlemen  here  was a garden to dream in, to

adore and to cherish. 

When Walters came back to tell me that his wife was uncertain as to  the exact date when the captain would

return, I began to rave about  that courtyard.  At once he was my friend.  I had been looking for  quiet lodgings

away from the hotel, and I was delighted to find that  on the second floor, directly under the captain' s rooms,

there was  a suite to be sublet. 

Walters gave me the address of the agents; and, after submitting to  an examination that could not have been

more severe if I had asked  for the hand of the senior partner's daughter, they let me come  here to live.  The

garden was mine! 

And the captain?  Three days after I arrived I heard above me, for  the first time, the tread of his military boots.

Now again my  courage began to fail.  I should have preferred to leave Archie's  letter lying in my desk and

know my neighbor only by his tread above  me.  I felt that perhaps I had been presumptuous in coming to live

in the same house with him.  But I had represented myself to Walters  as an acquaintance of the captain's and

the caretaker had lost no  time in telling me that "my friend" was safely home. 

So one night, a week ago, I got up my nerve and went to the  captain's rooms.  I knocked.  He called to me to

enter and I stood  in his study, facing him.  He was a tall handsome man, fairhaired,  mustached  the very

figure that you, my lady, in your  boardingschool days, would have wished him to be.  His manner, I  am

bound to admit, was not cordial. 

"Captain," I began, "I am very sorry to intrude  " It wasn't the  thing to say, of course, but I was fussed.

"However, I happen to  be a neighbor of yours, and I have here a letter of introduction  from your cousin,

Archibald Enwright.  I met him in Interlaken and  we became very  good friends." 

"Indeed!" said the captain. 

He held out his hand for the letter, as though it were evidence at  a courtmartial.  1 passed it over, wishing I

hadn't come.  He read  it through.  It was a long letter, considering its nature.  While I  waited, standing by his

desk  he hadn't asked me to sit down  I  looked about the room.  It was much like my own study, only I

think  a little dustier.  Being on the third floor it was farther from the  The captain turned back and began to

read the letter again.  This  was decidedly embarrassing.  Glancing down, I happened to see on  his desk an odd

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carved  to represent some heathen figure. 

Then the captain looked up from Archie's letter and his cold gaze  fell full upon me. 

"My dear fellow," he said, "to the best of my knowledge, I have no  cousin named Archibald Enwright." 

A pleasant situation, you must admit!  It's bad enough when you come  to them with a letter from their mother,

but here was I in this  Englishman's rooms, boldly flaunting in his face a warm note of  commendation from a

cousin who did not exist! 

"I owe you an apology," I said.  I tried to be as haughty as he,  and fell short by about two miles.  "I brought the

letter in  good faith." 

"No doubt of that," he answered. 

"Evidently it was given me by some adventurer for purposes of his  own," I went on; "though I am at a loss to

guess what they could  have been." 

"I'm frightfully sorry  really," said he.  But he said it with the  London inflection, which plainly implies: "I'm

nothing of the sort." 

A painful pause.  I felt that he ought to give me back the letter;  but he made no move to do so.  And, of course,

I didn't ask for it. 

"Ah  er  good night," said I and hurried toward the door. 

"Good night," he answered, and I left him standing there with  Archie's accursed letter in his hand. 

That is the story of how I came to this house in Adelphi Terrace.  There is mystery in it, you must admit, my

lady.  Once or twice  since that uncomfortable call I have passed the captain on the  stairs; but the halls are very

dark, and for that I am grateful.  I hear him often above me; in fact, I hear him as I write this. 

Who was Archie?  What was the idea?  I wonder. 

Ah, well, I have my garden, and for that I am indebted to Archie  the garrulous.  It is nearly midnight now.  The

roar of London has  died away to a fretful murmur, and somehow across this baking  town a breeze has found

its way.  It whispers over the green grass,  in the ivy that climbs my wall, in the soft murky folds of my

curtains.  Whispers  what? 

Whispers, perhaps, the dreams that go with this, the first of my  letters to you.  They are dreams that even I

dare not whisper yet. 

And so  good night. 

THE STRAWBERRY MAN.

CHAPTER III

With a smile that betrayed unusual interest, the daughter of the  Texas statesman read that letter on Thursday

morning in her room  at the Carlton.  There was no question about it  the first epistle  from the

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galleries, she found  herself looking forward to another morning, wondering, eager. 

But on the following morning Sadie Haight, the maid through whom  this odd correspondence was passing,

had no letter to deliver.  The  news rather disappointed the daughter of Texas.  At noon she insisted  on

returning to the hotel for luncheon, though, as her father pointed  out, they were far from the Canton at the

time.  Her journey was  rewarded.  Letter number two was waiting; and as she read she gasped. 

DEAR LADY AT THE CARLTON: I am writing this at three in the morning,  with London silent as the

grave, beyond our garden.  That I am so  late in getting to it is not because I did not think of you all day

yesterday; not because I did not sit down at my desk at seven last  evening to address you.  Believe me, only

the most startling, the  most appalling accident could have held me up. 

That most startling, most appalling accident has happened. 

I am tempted to give you the news at once in one striking and  terrible sentence.  And I could write that

sentence.  A tragedy,  wrapped in mystery as impenetrable as a London fog, has befallen  our quiet little house

in Adelphi Terrace.  In their basement  room the Walters family, sleepless, overwhelmed, sit silent; on  the dark

stairs outside my door I hear at intervals the tramp of  men on unhappy missions  But no; I must go back to

the very start  of it all: 

Last night I had an early dinner at Simpson's, in the Strand  so  early that I was practically alone in the

restaurant.  The letter  I was about to write to you was uppermost in my mind and, having  quickly dined, I

hurried back to my rooms.  I remember clearly that,  as I stood in the street before our house fumbling for my

keys,  Big Ben on the Parliament Buildings struck the hour of seven.  The chime of the great bell rang out in

our peaceful thoroughfare  like a loud and friendly greeting. 

Gaining my study, I sat down at once to write.  Over my head I  could hear Captain FraserFreer moving

about  attiring himself,  probably, for dinner.  I was thinking, with an amused smile, how  horrified he would

be if he knew that the crude American below him  had dined at the impossible hour of six, when suddenly I

heard, in  that room above me, some stranger talking in a harsh determined  tone.  Then came the captain's

answering voice, calmer, more  dignified.  This conversation went along for some time, growing  each moment

more excited.  Though I could not distinguish a word of  it, I had the uncomfortable feeling that there was a

controversy on;  and I remember feeling annoyed that any one should thus interfere  with my composition of

your letter, which I regarded as most  important, you may be Sure. 

At the end of five minutes of argument there came the heavy  thumpthump of men struggling above me.  It

recalled my college  days, when we used to hear the fellows in the room above us throwing  each other about

in an excess of youth and high spirits.  But this  seemed more grim, more determined, and I did not like it. 

However,  I reflected that it was none of my business.  I tried to think about  my letter. 

The struggle ended with a particularly heavy thud that shook our  ancient house to its foundations.  I sat

listening, somehow very  much depressed.  There was no sound.  It was not entirely dark  outside  the long

twilight  and the frugal Walters had not lighted  the hall lamps.  Somebody was coming down the stairs very

quietly  but their creaking betrayed him.  I waited for him to pass  through the shaft of light that poured from

the door open at my back.  At that moment Fate intervened in the shape of a breeze through my  windows, the

door banged shut, and a heavy man rushed by me in the  darkness and ran down the stairs.  I knew he was

heavy, because the  passageway was narrow and he had to push me aside to get by.  I  heard him swear beneath

his breath. 

Quickly I went to a hall window at the far end that looked out on  the street.  But the front door did not open;

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make out the dim figure of a man running through  the garden at the rear  that garden of which I have so

often spoken.  He did not try to open the gate; he climbed it, and so disappeared  from sight into the alley. 

For a moment I considered.  These were odd actions, surely; but was  it my place to interfere?  I remembered

the cold stare in the eyes  of Captain FraserFreer when I presented that letter.  I saw him  standing motionless

in his murky study, as amiable as a statue.  Would he welcome an intrusion from me now? 

Finally I made up my mind to forget these things and went down to  find Walters.  He and his wife were eating

their dinner in the  basement.  I told him what had happened.  He said he had let no  visitor in to see the captain,

and was inclined to view my  misgivings with a cold British eye.  However, I persuaded him to  go with me to

the captain's rooms. 

The captain's door was open.  Remembering that in England the way  of the intruder is hard, I ordered Walters

to go first.  He stepped  into the room, where the gas flickered feebly in an aged chandelier. 

"My God, sir!" said Walters, a servant even now. 

And at last I write that sentence: Captain FraserFreer of the  Indian Army lay dead on the floor, a smile that

was almost a sneer  on his handsome English face! 

The horror of it is strong with me now as I sit in the silent  morning in this room of mine which is so like the

one in which the  captain died.  He had been stabbed just over the heart, and my  first thought was of that odd

Indian knife which I had seen lying  on his study table.  I turned quickly to seek it, but it was gone.  And as I

looked at the table it came to me that here in this dusty  room there must be finger prints  many finger prints. 

The room was quite in order, despite those sounds of struggle.  One  or two odd matters met my eye.  On the

table stood a box from a  florist in Bond Street.  The lid had been removed and I saw that  the box contained a

number of white asters.  Beside the box lay a  scarfpin  an emerald scarab.  And not far from the captain's

body  lay what is known  owing to the German city where it is made  as  a Homburg hat. 

I recalled that it is most important at such times that nothing be  disturbed, and I turned to old Walters.  His

face was like this  paper on which I write; his knees trembled beneath him. 

"Walters," said I, "we must leave things just as they are until the  police arrive.  Come with me while I notify

Scotland Yard." 

"Very good, sir," said Walters. 

We went down then to the telephone in the lower hall, and I called  up the Yard.  I was told that an inspector

would come at once and  I went back to my room to wait for him. 

You can well imagine the feelings that were mine as I waited.  Before this mystery should be solved, I

foresaw that I might be  involved to a degree that was unpleasant if not dangerous.  Walters  would remember

that I first came here as one acquainted with the  captain.  He had noted, I felt sure, the lack of intimacy

between  the captain and myself, once the former arrived from India.  He  would no doubt testify that I had

been most anxious to obtain  lodgings in the same house with FraserFreer.  Then there was the  matter of my

letter from Archie.  I must keep that secret, I felt  sure.  Lastly, there was not a living soul to back me up in my

story  of the quarrel that preceded the captain's death, of the man who  escaped by way of the garden. 

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In about twenty minutes three men arrived from Scotland Yard.  By  that time I had worked myself up into a

state of absurd nervousness.  I heard Walters let them in; heard them climb the stairs and walk  about in the

room overhead.  In a short time Walters knocked at my  door and told me that Chief Inspector Bray desired to

speak to me.  As I preceded the servant up the stairs I felt toward him as an  accused murderer must feel

toward the witness who has it in his  power to swear his life away. 

He was a big active man  Bray; blond as are so many Englishmen.  His every move spoke efficiency.  Trying

to act as unconcerned as  an innocent man should  but failing miserably, I fear  I related  to him my story of

the voices, the struggle, and the heavy man who  had got by me in the hall and later climbed our gate.  He

listened  without comment.  At the end he said: 

"You were acquainted with the captain?" 

"Slightly," I told him.  Archie's letter kept popping into my mind,  frightening me.  I had just met him  that is

all; through a friend  of his  Archibald Enwright was the name." 

"Is Enwright in London to vouch for you?" 

"I'm afraid not.  I last heard of him in Interlaken." 

"Yes?  How did you happen to take rooms in this house?" 

"The first time I called to see the captain he had not yet arrived  from India.  I was looking for lodgings and I

took a great fancy to  the garden here." 

It sounded silly, put like that.  I wasn't surprised that the  inspector eyed me with scorn.  But I rather wished he

hadn't. 

Bray began to walk about the room, ignoring me. 

"White asters; scarab pin; Homburg hat," he detailed, pausing before  the table where those strange exhibits

lay. 

A constable came forward carrying newspapers in his hand. 

"What is it?" Bray asked. 

"The Daily Mail, sir," said the constable.  "The issues of July  twentyseventh, twentyeighth, twentyninth

and thirtieth." 

Bray took the papers in his hand, glanced at them and tossed them  contemptuously into a wastebasket.  He

turned to Walters. 

"Sorry, sir," said Walters; "but I was so taken aback!  Nothing like  this has ever happened to me before.  I'll go

at once  " 

"No," replied Bray sharply.  "Never mind.  I'll attend to it  " 

There was a knock at the door.  Bray called "Come!" and a slender  boy, frail but with a military bearing,

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"Hello, Walters!" he said, smiling.  "What's up?  I" 

He stopped suddenly as his eyes fell upon the divan where  FraserFreer lay.  In an instant he was at the dead

man's side. 

"Stephen!" he cried in anguish. 

"Who are you?" demanded the inspector  rather rudely, I thought. 

"It's the captain's brother, sir," put in Walters.  "Lieutenant  Norman FraserFreer, of the Royal Fusiliers." 

There fell a silence. 

"A great calamity, sir  " began Walters to the boy. 

I have rarely seen any one so overcome as young FraserFreer.  Watching him, it seemed to me that the

affection existing between  him and the man on the divan must have been a beautiful thing.  He  turned away

from his brother at last, and Walters sought to give  him some idea of what had happened. 

"You will pardon me, gentlemen," said the lieutenant.  "This has  been a terrible shock!  I didn't dream, of

course  I just dropped  in for a word with  with him.  And now  " 

We said nothing.  We let him apologize, as a true Englishman must,  for his public display of emotion. 

"I'm sorry," Bray remarked in a moment, his eyes still shifting  about the room  " especially as England may

soon have great need  of men like the captain.  Now, gentlemen, I want to say this: I am  the Chief of the

Special Branch at the Yard.  This is no ordinary  murder.  For reasons I can not disclose  and, I may add, for

the  best interests of the empire  news of the captain's tragic death  must be kept for the present out of the

newspapers.  I mean, of  course, the manner of his going.  A mere death notice, you  understand  the inference

being that it was a natural taking off." 

"I understand," said the lieutenant, as one who knows more than he  tells. 

"Thank you," said Bray.  "I shall leave you to attend to the matter,  as far as your family is concerned.  You will

take charge of the  body.  As for the rest of you, I forbid you to mention this matter  outside." 

And now Bray stood looking, with a puzzled air, at me. 

"You are an American?" he said, and I judged he did not care for  Americans. 

"I am," I told him. 

"Know any one at your consulate?" he demanded. 

Thank heaven, I did!  There is an undersecretary there named  Watson  I went to college with him.  I

mentioned him to Bray. 

"Very good," said the inspector.  "You are free to go.  But you  must understand that you are an important

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So I came back to my rooms, horribly entangled in a mystery that is  little to my liking.  I have been sitting

here in my study for some  time, going over it again and again.  There have been many footsteps  on the stairs,

many voices in the hall. 

Waiting here for the dawn, I have come to be very sorry for the  cold handsome captain.  After all, he was a

man; his very tread on  the floor above, which it shall never hear again, told me that. 

What does it all mean?  Who was the man in the hall, the man who  had argued so loudly, who had struck so

surely with that queer  Indian knife?  Where is the knife now? 

And, above all, what do the white asters signify?  And the scarab  scarfpin?  And that absurd Homburg hat? 

Lady of the Canton, you wanted mystery.  When I wrote that first  letter to you, little did I dream that I should

soon have it to  give you in overwhelming measure. 

And  believe me when I say it  through all this your face has  been constantly before me  your face as I

saw it that bright  morning in the hotel breakfast room.  You have forgiven me, I know,  for the manner in

which I addressed you.  I had seen your eyes and  the temptation was great  very great. 

It is dawn in the garden now and London is beginning to stir.  So  this time it is  good morning, my lady. 

THE STRAWBERRY MAN.

CHAPTER IV

It is hardly necessary to intimate that this letter came as  something of a shock to the young woman who

received it.  For the  rest of that day the many sights of London held little interest for  her  so little, indeed,

that her perspiring father began to see  visions of his beloved Texas; and once hopefully suggested an early

return home.  The coolness with which this idea was received plainly  showed him that he was on the wrong

track; so he sighed and sought  solace at the bar. 

That night the two from Texas attended His Majesty's Theater, where  Bernard Shaw's latest play was being

performed; and the witty  Irishman would have been annoyed to see the scant attention one  lovely young

American in the audience gave his lines.  The American  in question retired at midnight, with eager thoughts

turned toward  the morning. 

And she was not disappointed.  When her maid, a stolid Englishwoman,  appeared at her bedside early

Saturday she carried a letter, which  she handed over, with the turnedup nose of one who aids but does  not

approve.  Quickly the girl tore it open. 

DEAR Texas LADY: I am writing this late in the afternoon.  The sun  is casting long black shadows on the

garden lawn, and the whole  world is so bright and matteroffact I have to argue with myself  to be

convinced that the events of that tragic night through which  I passed really happened. 

The newspapers this morning helped to make it all seem a dream; not  a line  not a word, that I can find.

When I think of America, and  how by this time the reporters would be swarming through our house  if this

thing had happened over there, I am the more astonished.  But then, I know these English papers.  The great

Joe Chamberlain  died the other night at ten, and it was noon the next day when the  first paper to carry the

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It was probably not difficult for Bray to keep journalists such as  these in the dark.  So their great ungainly

sheets come out in total  ignorance of a remarkable story in Adelphi Terrace.  Famished for  real news, they

begin to hint at a huge war cloud on the horizon.  Because tottering Austria has declared war on tiny Serbia,

because  the Kaiser is today hurrying, with his best dramatic effect, home  to Berlin, they see all Europe

shortly bathed in blood.  A nightmare  born of torrid days and tossing nights! 

But it is of the affair in Adelphi Terrace that you no doubt want  to hear.  One sequel of the tragedy, which

adds immeasurably to the  mystery of it all, has occurred, and I alone am responsible for its  discovery.  But to

go back: 

I returned from mailing your letter at dawn this morning, very  tired from the tension of the night.  I went to

bed, but could not  sleep.  More and more it was preying on my mind that I was in a most  unhappy position.  I

had not liked the looks cast at me by Inspector  Bray, or his voice when he asked how I came to live in this

house.  I told myself I should not be safe until the real murderer of the  poor captain was found; and so I began

to puzzle over the few clues  in the case  especially over the asters, the scarab pin and the  Homburg hat. 

It was then I remembered the four copies of the Daily Mail that  Bray had casually thrown into the

wastebasket as of no interest.  I had glanced over his shoulder as he examined these papers, and  had seen

that each of them was folded so that our favorite department  the Agony Column  was uppermost.  It

happened I had in my desk  copies of the Mail for the past week.  You will understand why. 

I rose, found those papers, and began to read.  It was then that  I made the astounding discovery to which I

have alluded. 

For a time after making it I was dumb with amazement, so that no  course of action came readily to mind.  In

the end I decided that  the thing for me to do was to wait for Bray's return in the morning  and then point out to

him the error he had made in ignoring the Mail. 

Bray came in about eight o'clock and a few minutes later I heard  another man ascend the stairs.  I was shaving

at the time, but I  quickly completed the operation and, slipping on a bathrobe, hurried  up to the captain s

rooms.  The younger brother had seen to the  removal of the unfortunate man's body in the night, and, aside

from  Bray and the stranger who had arrived almost simultaneously with  him, there was no one but a

sleepyeyed constable there. 

Bray's greeting was decidedly grouchy.  The stranger, however  a  tall bronzed man  made himself known to

me in the most cordial  manner.  He told me he was Colonel Hughes, a close friend of the  dead man; and that,

unutterably shocked and grieved, he had come to  inquire whether there was anything he might do.

"Inspector," said  I, "last night in this room you held in your hand four copies of  the Daily Mail.  You tossed

them into that basket as of no account.  May I suggest that you rescue those copies, as I have a rather  startling

matter to make clear to you?"  Too grand an official to  stoop to a wastebasket, he nodded to the constable.

The latter  brought the papers; and, selecting one from the lot, I spread it  out on the table.  "The issue of July

twentyseventh," I said. 

I pointed to an item halfway down the column of Personal Notices.  You yourself, my lady, may read it there

if you happen to have saved  a copy.  It ran as follows: 

"RANGOON: The asters are in full bloom in the garden at Canterbury.  They are very beautiful  especially

the white ones." 

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"RANGOON: We have been forced to sell father's stickpin  the  emerald scarab he brought home from

Cairo." 

I had Bray's interest now.  He leaned heavily toward me, puffing.  Greatly excited, I held before his eyes the

issue of the  twentyninth: 

"RANGOON: Homburg hat gone forever  caught by a breeze  into the  river." 

"And finally," said I to the inspector, "the last message of all,  in the issue of the thirtieth of July  on sale in

the streets  some twelve hours before FraserFreer was murdered.  See!" 

"RANGOON: Tonight at ten.  Regent Street.   Y.0.G." 

Bray was silent. 

"I take it you are aware, Inspector," I said, "that for the past  two years Captain FraserFreer was stationed at

Rangoon." 

Still he said nothing; just looked at me with those foxy little  eyes that I was coming to detest.  At last he spoke

sharply: 

"Just how," he demanded, "did you happen to discover those messages?  You were not in this room last night

after I left?"  He turned  angrily to the constable.  "I gave orders  " 

"No," I put in; "I was not in this room.  I happened to have on  file in my rooms copies of the Mail, and by the

merest chance  " 

I saw that I had blundered.  Undoubtedly my discovery of those  messages was too pat.  Once again suspicion

looked my way. 

"Thank you very much," said Bray.  "I'll keep this in mind." 

"Have you communicated with my friend at the consulate?" I asked. 

"Yes.  That's all.  Good morning." 

So I went. 

I had been back in my room some twenty minutes when there came a  knock on the door, and Colonel Hughes

entered.  He was a genial man,  in the early forties I should say, tanned by some sun not English,  and gray at

the temples. 

"My dear sir," he said without preamble, "this is a most appalling  business!" 

"Decidedly," I answered.  "Will you sit down?" 

"Thank you." He sat and gazed frankly into my eyes.  "Policemen,"  he added meaningly, "are a most

suspicious tribe  often without  reason.  I am sorry you happen to be involved in this affair, for  I may say that

I fancy you to be exactly what you seem.  May I add  that, if you should ever need a friend, I am at your

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I was touched; I thanked him as best I could.  His tone was so  sympathetic and before I realized it I was telling

him the whole  story  of Archie and his letter; of my falling in love with a  garden; of the startling discovery

that the captain had never heard  of his cousin; and of my subsequent unpleasant position.  He leaned  back in

his chair and closed his eyes. 

"I suppose," he said, "that no man ever carries an unsealed letter  of introduction without opening it to read

just what praises have  been lavished upon him.  It is human nature  I have done it often.  May I make so bold

as to inquire  " 

"Yes," said I.  "It was unsealed and I did read it.  Considering  its purpose, it struck me as rather long.  There

were many warm  words for me  words beyond all reason in view of my brief  acquaintance with Enwright.  I

also recall that he mentioned how  long he had been in Interlaken, and that he said he expected to  reach

London about the first of August." 

"The first of August," repeated the colonel.  "That is tomorrow.  Now  if you'll be so kind  just what

happened last night?" 

Again I ran over the events of that tragic evening  the quarrel;  the heavy figure in the hall; the escape by

way of the seldomused  gate. 

"My boy," said Colonel Hughes as he rose to go, "the threads of this  tragedy stretch far  some of them to

India; some to a country I  will not name.  I may say frankly that I have other and greater  interest in the matter

than that of the captain's friend.  For the  present that is in strict confidence between us; the police are

wellmeaning, but they sometimes blunder.  Did I understand you to  say that you have copies of the Mail

containing those odd messages?" 

"Right here in my desk," said I.  I got them for him. 

"I think I shall take them  if I may," he said.  "You will, of  course, not mention this little visit of mine.  We

shall meet again.  Good morning." 

And he went away, carrying those papers with their strange signals  to Rangoon. 

Somehow I feel wonderfully cheered by his call.  For the first time  since seven last evening I begin to breathe

freely again. 

And so, lady who likes mystery, the matter stands on the afternoon  of the last day of July, nineteen hundred

and fourteen. 

I shall mail you this letter tonight.  It is my third to you, and  it carries with it three times the dreams that

went with the first;  for they are dreams that live not only at night, when the moon is  on the courtyard, but also

in the bright light of day. 

Yes  I am remarkably cheered.  I realize that I have not eaten at  all  save a cup of coffee from the trembling

hand of Walters  since last night, at Simpson's.  I am going now to dine.  I shall  begin with grapefruit.  I realize

that I am suddenly very fond of  grapefruit. 

How bromidic to note it  we have many tastes in common! 

EXSTRAWBERRY MAN.


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The third letter from her correspondent of the Agony Column  increased in the mind of the lovely young

woman at the Carlton the  excitement and tension the second had created.  For a long time, on  the Saturday

morning of its receipt, she sat in her room puzzling  over the mystery of the house in Adelphi Terrace.  When

first she  had heard that Captain FraserFreer, of the Indian Army, was dead  of a knife wound over the heart,

the news had shocked her like that  of the loss of some old and dear friend.  She had desired  passionately the

apprehension of his murderer, and had turned over  and over in her mind the possibilities of white asters, a

scarab  pin and a Homburg hat. 

Perhaps the girl longed for the arrest of the guilty man thus keenly  because this jaunty young friend of hers 

a friend whose name she  did not know  to whom, indeed, she had never spoken  was so  dangerously

entangled in the affair.  For from what she knew of  Geoffrey West, from her casual glance in the restaurant

and, far  more, from his letters, she liked him extremely. 

And now came his third letter, in which he related the connection  of that hat, that pin and those asters with

the column in the Mail  which had first brought them together.  As it happened, she, too,  had copies of the

paper for the first four days of the week.  She  went to her sittingroom, unearthed these copies, and  gasped!

For from the column in Monday's paper stared up at her the cryptic  words to Rangoon concerning asters in a

garden at Canterbury.  In  the other three issues as well, she found the identical messages  her strawberry man

had quoted.  She sat for a moment in deep thought;  sat, in fact, until at her door came the enraged knocking of

a  hungry parent who had been waiting a full hour in the lobby  below  for her to join him at breakfast. 

"Come, come!" boomed her father, entering at her invitation.  "Don't  sit here all day mooning.  I'm hungry if

you're not." 

With quick apologies she made ready to accompany him downstairs.  Firmly, as she planned their campaign

for the day, she resolved to  put from her mind all thought of Adelphi Terrace.  How well she  succeeded may

be judged from a speech made by her father that night  just before dinner: 

"Have you lost your tongue, Marian?  You're as uncommunicative as a  newlyelected officeholder.  If you

can't get a little more life  into these expeditions of ours we'll pack up and head for home." 

She smiled, patted his shoulder and promised to improve.  But he  appeared  to be in a gloomy mood. 

"I believe we ought to go, anyhow," he went on.  "In my opinion this  war is going to spread like a prairie fire.

The Kaiser got back to  Berlin yesterday.  He'll sign the mobilization orders today as sure  as fate.  For the past

week, on the Berlin Bourse, Canadian Pacific  stock has been dropping.  That means they expect England to

come in." 

He gazed darkly into the future.  It may seem that, for an American  statesman, he had an unusual grasp of

European politics.  This is  easily explained by the fact that he had been talking with the  bootblack at the

Carlton Hotel. 

"Yes," he said with sudden decision, "I'll go down to the steamship  offices early Monday morning" 

CHAPTER V

His daughter heard these words with a sinking heart.  She had a  most unhappy picture of herself boarding a

ship and sailing out of  Liverpool or Southampton, leaving the mystery that so engrossed her  thoughts forever

unsolved.  Wisely she diverted her father's  thoughts toward the question of food.  She had heard, she said,  that

Simpson's, in the Strand, was an excellent place to dine.  They  would go there, and walk.  She suggested a

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Terrace. 

As they passed through that silent Street she sought to guess, from  an inspection of the grim forbidding house

fronts, back of which  lay the lovely garden, the romantic mystery.  But the houses were so  very much like one

another.  Before one of them, she noted, a taxi  waited. 

After dinner her father pleaded for a musichall as against what he  called "some highfaluting, teacup English

play."  He won.  Late that  night, as they rode back to the Canton, special editions were being  proclaimed in the

streets.  Germany was mobilizing! 

The girl from Texas retired, wondering what epistolary surprise the  morning would bring forth.  It brought

forth this: 

DEAR DAUGHTER OF THE SENATE: Or is it Congress?  I could not quite  decide.  But surely in one or the

other of those August bodies your  father sits when he is not at home in Texas or viewing Europe  through his

daughter's eyes.  One look at him and I had gathered  that. 

But Washington is far from London, isn't it?  And it is London that  interests us most  though father's

constituents must not know that.  It is really a wonderful, an astounding city, once you have got the  feel of the

tourist out of your soul.  I have been reading the most  enthralling essays on it, written by a newspaper man

who first fell  desperately in love with it at seven  an age when the whole  glittering town was symbolized for

him by the friedfish shop at the  corner of the High Street.  With him I have been going through its  gray and

furtive thoroughfares in the dead of night, and sometimes  we have kicked an ashbarrel and sometimes a

romance.  Some day I  might show that London to you  guarding you, of course, from the  ashbarrels, if you

are that kind.  On second thoughts, you aren't.  But I know that it is of Adelphi Terrace and a late captain in the

Indian Army that you want to hear now.  Yesterday, after my  discovery of those messages in the Mail and the

call of Captain  Hughes, passed without incident.  Last night I mailed you my third  letter, and after wandering

for a time amid the alternate glare and  gloom of the city, I went back to my rooms and smoked on my

balcony  while about me the inmates of six million homes sweltered in the heat.  Nothing happened.  I felt a bit

disappointed, a bit cheated, as one  might feel on the first night spent at home after many successive  visits to

exciting plays.  Today, the first of August dawned, and  still all was quiet.  Indeed, it was not until this

evening that  further developments in the sudden death of Captain FraserFreer  arrived to disturb me.  These

developments are strange ones surely,  and I shall hasten to relate them. 

I dined tonight at a little place in Soho.  My waiter was Italian,  and on him I amused myself with the Italian

in Ten Lessons of which  I am foolishly proud.  We talked of Fiesole, where he had lived.  Once I rode from

Fiesole down the hill to Florence in the moonlight.  I remember endless walls on which hung roses, fresh and

blooming.  I remember a gaunt nunnery and twograyrobed sisters clanging shut  the gates.  I remember the

searchlight from the military encampment,  playing constantly over the Arno and the roofs  the eye of Mars

that, here in Europe, never closes.  And always the flowers nodding  above me, stooping now and then to brush

my face.  I came to think  that at the end Paradise, and not a secondrate hotel, was waiting.  One may still take

that ride, I fancy.  Some day  some day  

I dined in Soho.  I came back to Adelphi Terrace in the hot, reeking  August dusk, reflecting that the mystery

in which I was involved was,  after a fashion, standing still.  In front of our house I noticed a  taxi waiting.  I

thought nothing of it as I entered the murky  hallway and climbed the familiar stairs. 

My door stood open.  It was dark in my study, save for the reflection  of the lights of London outside.  As I

crossed the threshold there  came to my nostrils the faint sweet perfume of lilacs.  There are no  lilacs in our

garden, and if there were it is not the season.  No,  this perfume had been brought there by a woman  a

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"You will pardon this intrusion," she said in the correct careful  English of one who has learned the speech

from a book.  "I have come  for a brief word with you  then I shall go." 

I could think of nothing to say.  I stood gaping like a schoolboy. 

"My word," the woman went on, "is in the nature of advice.  We do  not always like those who give us advice.

None the less, I trust  that you will listen." 

I found my tongue then. 

"I am listening," I said stupidly.  "But first  a light  "  And I  moved toward the matches on the mantelpiece. 

Quickly the woman rose and faced me.  I saw then that she wore a  veil  not a heavy veil, but a fluffy,

attractive thing that was  yet sufficient to screen her features from me. 

"I beg of you," she cried, "no light!"  And as I paused, undecided,  she added, in a tone which suggested lips

that pout: "It is such a  little thing to ask  surely you will not refuse." 

I suppose I should have insisted.  But her voice was charming, her  manner perfect, and that odor of lilacs

reminiscent of a garden I  knew long ago, at home. 

"Very well," said I. 

"Oh  I am grateful to you," she answered.  Her tone changed.  "I  understand that, shortly after seven o'clock

last Thursday evening,  you heard in the room above you the sounds of a struggle.  Such  has been your

testimony to the police?" 

"It has," said I. 

"Are you quite certain as to the hour?"  I felt that she was smiling  at me.  "Might it not have been later  or

earlier?" 

"I am sure it was just after seven," I replied.  "I'll tell you why:  I had just returned from dinner and while I was

unlocking the door  Big Ben on the House of Parliament struck  " 

She raised her hand. 

"No matter," she said, and there was a touch of iron in her voice.  "You are no longer sure of that.  Thinking it

over, you have come  to the conclusion that it may have been barely sixthirty when you  heard the noise of a

struggle." 

"Indeed?" said I.  I tried to sound sarcastic, but I was really  too astonished by her tone. 

"Yes  indeed!" she replied.  "That is what you will tell Inspector  Bray when next you see him.  'It may have

been sixthirty,' you  will tell him.  'I have thought it over and I am not certain.'" 

"Even for a very charming lady," I said "I can not misrepresent the  facts in a matter so important.  It was after

seven  " 

"I am not asking you to do a favor for a lady," she replied.  "I  am asking you to do a favor for yourself.  If you

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"I'm rather at a loss  " I began. 

She was silent for a moment.  Then she turned and I felt her  looking at me through the veil. 

"Who was Archibald Enwright?" she demanded.  My heart sank.  I  recognized the weapon in her hands.  "The

police," she went on,  "do not yet know that the letter of introduction you brought to  the captain was signed by

a man who addressed FraserFreer as  Dear Cousin, but who is completely unknown to the family.  Once  that

information reaches Scotland Yard, your chance of escaping  arrest is slim. 

"They may not be able to fasten this crime upon you, but there will  be complications most distasteful.  One's

liberty is well worth  keeping  and then, too, before the case ends, there will be wide  publicity  " 

"'Well?" said I. 

"That is why you are going to suffer a lapse of memory in the  matter of the hour at which you heard that

struggle.  As you think  it over, it is going to occur to you that it may have been  sixthirty, not seven.

Otherwise  " 

"Go on." 

"Otherwise the letter of introduction you gave to the captain will  be sent anonymously to Inspector Bray." 

"You have that letter !" I cried. 

"Not I," she answered.  "But it will be sent to Bray.  It will be  pointed out to him that you were posing under

false colors.  You  could not escape!" 

I was most uncomfortable.  The net of suspicion seemed closing in  about me.  But I was resentful, too, of the

confidence in this  woman' s voice. 

"None the less," said I, "I refuse to change my testimony.  The  truth is the truth  " 

The woman had moved to the door.  She turned. 

"Tomorrow," she replied, "it is not unlikely you will see Inspector  Bray.  As I said, I came here to give you

advice.  You had better  take it.  What does it matter  a halfhour this way or that?  And  the difference is

prison for you.  Good night." 

She was gone.  I followed into the hall.  Below, in the street, I  heard the rattle of her taxi. 

I went back into my room and sat down. I was upset, and no mistake.  Outside my windows the continuous

symphony of the city played on  the busses, the trains, the neversilent voices.  I gazed out.  What a

tremendous acreage of dank brick houses and dank British  souls!  I felt horribly alone.  I may add that I felt a

bit  frightened, as though that great city were slowly closing in on me. 

Who was this woman of mystery? What place had she held in the life  and perhaps in the death  of Captain

FraserFreer?  Why should  she come boldly to my rooms to make her impossible demand? 

I resolved that, even at the risk of my own comfort, I would stick  to the truth.  And to that resolve I would

have clung had I not  shortly received another visit  this one far more inexplicable,  far more surprising, than

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It was about nine o'clock when Walters tapped at my door and told  me two gentlemen wished to see me.  A

moment later into my study  walked Lieutenant Norman FraserFreer and a fine old gentleman with  a face

that suggested some faded portrait hanging on an aristocrat's  wall.  I had never seen him before. 

"I hope it is quite convenient for you to see us," said young  FraserFreer. 

I assured him that it was.  The boy's face was drawn and haggard;  there was terrible suffering in his eyes, yet

about him hung, like  a halo, the glory of a great resolution. 

"May I present my father?" he said.  "General FraserFreer, retired.  We have come on a matter of supreme

importance  " 

The old man muttered something I could not catch.  I could see that  he had been hard hit by the loss of his

elder son.  I asked them  to be seated; the general complied, but the boy walked the floor in  a manner most

distressing. 

"I shall not be long," he remarked.  "Nor at a time like this is  one in the mood to be diplomatic.  I will only say,

sir, that we  have come to ask of you a great  a very great favor indeed.  You  may not see fit to grant it.  If that

is the case we can not well  reproach you.  But if you can  " 

"It is a great favor, sir!" broke in the general.  "And I am in the  odd position where I do not know whether you

will serve me best by  granting it or by refusing to do so." 

"Father  please  if you don't mind  "  The boy's voice was  kindly but determined.  He turned to me. 

"Sir  you have testified to the police that it was a bit past  seven when you heard in the room above the

sounds of the struggle  which  which  You understand." 

In view of the mission of the caller who had departed a scant hour  previously, the boy's question startled me. 

"Such was my testimony," I answered.  "It was the truth." 

"Naturally," said Lieutenant FraserFreer.  "But  er  as a matter  of fact, we are here to ask that you alter

your testimony.  Could  you, as a favor to us who have suffered so cruel a loss  a favor  we should never

forget  could you not make the hour of that  struggle half after six?'' 

I was quite overwhelmed. 

"Your  reasons?"  I managed at last to ask. 

"I am not able to give them to you in full," the boy answered.  "I  can only say this: It happens that at seven

o'clock last Thursday  night I was dining with friends at the Savoy  friends who would  not be likely to forget

the occasion." 

The old general leaped to his feet. 

"Norman," he cried, "I can not let you do this thing!  I simply  will not  " 

"Hush, father," said the boy wearily.  "We have threshed it all  out.  You have promised  " 

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"If you are willing to change your testimony," young FraserFreer  went on to me, "I shall at once confess to

the police that it was I  who  who murdered my brother.  They suspect me.  They know that  late last Thursday

afternoon I purchased a revolver, for which, they  believe, at the last moment I substituted the knife.  They

know that  I was in debt to him; that we had quarreled about money matters; that  by his death I, and I alone,

could profit." 

He broke off suddenly and came toward me, holding out his arms with  a pleading gesture I can never forget. 

"Do this for me!" he cried.  "Let me confess!  Let me end this whole  horrible business here and now." 

Surely no man had ever to answer such an appeal before. 

"Why?" I found myself saying, and over and over I repeated it  "Why?  Why?" 

The lieutenant faced me, and I hope never again to see such a look  in a man's eyes. 

"I loved him!" he cried.  "That is why.  For his honor, for the  honor of our family, I am making this request of

you.  Believe me,  it is not easy.  I can tell you no more than that.  You knew my  brother?" 

"Slightly." 

"Then, for his sake  do this thing I ask." 

"But  murder  " 

"You heard the sounds of a struggle.  I shall say that we quarreled  that I struck in selfdefense."  He turned to

his father.  "It  will mean only a few years in prison  I can bear that!" he cried.  "For the honor of our name!" 

The old man groaned, but did not raise his head.  The boy walked  back and forth over my faded carpet like a

lion caged.  I stood  wondering what answer I should make. 

"I know what you are thinking," said the lieutenant.  "You can not  credit your ears.  But you have heard

correctly.  And now  as you  might put it  it is up to you.  I have been in your country."  He  smiled pitifully.

"I think I know you Americans.  You are not the  sort to refuse a man when he is sore beset  as I am." 

I looked from him to the general and back again. 

"I must think this over," I answered, my mind going at once to  Colonel Hughes.  "Later  say tomorrow 

you shall have my decision." 

"Tomorrow," said the boy, "we shall both be called before Inspector  Bray.  I shall know your answer then 

and I hope with all my heart  it will be yes." 

There were a few mumbled words of farewell and he and the broken  old man went out.  As soon as the street

door closed behind them I  hurried to the telephone and called a number Colonel Hughes had  given me.  It was

with a feeling of relief that I heard his voice  come back over the wire.  I told him I must see him at once.  He

replied that by a singular chance he had been on the point of  starting for my rooms. 

In the halfhour that elapsed before the coming of the colonel I  walked about like a man in a trance.  He was

barely inside my door  when I began pouring out to him the story of those two remarkable  visits.  He made

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mentioned  lilac perfume.  At mention of young FraserFreer's preposterous  request he whistled. 

"By gad!" he said.  "Interesting  most interesting!  I am not  surprised, however.  That boy has the stuff in

him." 

"But what shall I do?" I demanded. 

Colonel Hughes smiled. 

"It makes little difference what you do," he said.  "Norman  FraserFreer did not kill his brother, and that will

be proved in  due time."  He considered for a moment.  "Bray no doubt would be  glad to have you alter your

testimony, since he is trying to fasten  the crime on the young lieutenant.  On the whole, if I were you, I  think

that when the opportunity comes tomorrow I should humor the  inspector. 

"You mean  tell him I am no longer certain as to the hour of that  struggle?" 

"Precisely.  I give you my word that young FraserFreer will not be  permanently incriminated by such an act

on your part.  And  incidentally you will be aiding me." 

"Very well," said I.  "But I don't understand this at all." 

"No  of course not.  I wish I could explain to you; but I can not.  I will say this  the death of Captain

FraserFreer is regarded as  a most significant thing by the War Office.  Thus it happens that  two distinct

hunts for his assassin are under way  one conducted  by Bray, the other by me.  Bray does not suspect that I

am working  on the case and I want to keep him in the dark as long as possible.  You may choose which of

these investigations you wish to be  identified with." 

"I think," said I, "that I prefer you to Bray." 

"Good boy!" he answered.  "You have not gone wrong.  And you can do  me a service this evening, which is

why I was on the point of coming  here, even before you telephoned me.  I take it that you remember  and could

identify the chap who called himself Archibald Enwright  the man who gave you that letter to the captain?" 

"I surely could," said I. 

"Then, if you can spare me an hour, get your hat." 

And so it happens, lady of the Carlton, that I have just been to  Limehouse.  You do not know where

Limehouse is and I trust you never  will.  It is picturesque; it is revolting; it is colorful and wicked.  The weird

odors of it still fill my nostrils; the sinister portrait  of it is still before my eyes.  It is the Chinatown of London

Limehouse.  Down in the dregs of the town  with West India Dock  Road for its spinal column  it lies,

redolent of ways that are dark  and tricks that are vain.  Not only the heathen Chinee so peculiar  shuffles

through its dimlit alleys, but the scum of the earth, of  many colors and of many climes.  The Arab and the

Hindu, the Malayan  and the Jap, black men from the Congo and fair men from Scandinavia  these you may

meet there  the outpourings of all the ships that  sail the Seven Seas.  There many drunken beasts, with their

pay in  their pockets, seek each his favorite sin; and for those who love  most the opium, there is, at all too

regular intervals, the Sign of  the Open Lamp. 

We went there, Colonel Hughes and I.  Up and down the narrow  Causeway, yellow at intervals with the light

from gloomy shops,  dark mostly because of tightly closed shutters through which only  thin jets found their

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socalled  restaurant.  We waited ten, fifteen minutes; then a man came down  the Causeway and paused before

that door.  There was something  familiar in his jaunty walk.  Then the faint glow of the lamp that  was the

indication of Harry San's real business lit his pale face,  and I knew that I had seen him last in the cool

evening at  Interlaken, where Limehouse could not have lived a moment, with the  Jungfrau frowning down

upon it. 

"Enwright?" whispered Hughes. 

"Not a doubt of it!" said I. 

"Good!" he replied with fervor. 

And now another man shuffled down the street and stood suddenly  straight and waiting before the colonel. 

"Stay with him," said Hughes softly.  "Don't let him get out of  your sight." 

"Very good, sir," said the man; and, saluting, he passed on up the  stairs and whistled softly at that black

depressing door. 

The clock above the Millwall Docks was striking eleven as the  colonel and I caught a bus that should carry us

back to a brighter,  happier London.  Hughes spoke but seldom on that ride; and, repeating  his advice that I

humor Inspector Bray on the morrow, he left me in  the Strand. 

So, my lady, here I sit in my study, waiting for that most important  day that is shortly to dawn.  A full

evening, you must admit.  A  woman with the perfume of lilacs about her has threatened that unless  I lie I shall

encounter consequences most unpleasant.  A handsome  young lieutenant has begged me to tell that same lie

for the honor  of his family, and thus condemn him to certain arrest and  imprisonment.  And I have been down

into hell, tonight and seen  Archibald Enwright, of Interlaken, conniving with the devil. 

I presume I should go to bed; but I know I can not sleep.  Tomorrow  is to be, beyond all question, a

redletter day in the matter of  the captain s murder.  And once again, against my will, I am  down to play a

leading part. 

The symphony of this great, gray, sad city is a mere hum in the  distance now, for it is nearly midnight.  I shall

mail this letter  to you  post it, I should say, since I am in London  and then I  shall wait in my dim rooms

for the dawn.  And as I wait I shall be  thinking not always of the captain, or his brother, or Hughes, or

Limehouse and Enwright, but often  oh, very often  of you. 

In my last letter I scoffed at the idea of a great war.  But when  we came back from Limehouse tonight the

papers told us that the  Kaiser had signed the order to mobilize.  Austria in; Serbia in;  Germany, Russia and

France in.  Hughes tells me that England is  shortly to follow, and I suppose there is no doubt of it.  It is a

frightful thing  this future that looms before us; and I pray that  for you at least it may hold only happiness. 

For, my lady, when I write good night, I speak it aloud as I write;  and there is in my voice more than I dare

tell you of now. 

THE AGONY COLUMN MAN.

Not unwelcome to the violet eyes of the  girl from Texas were the  last words of this letter, read in her room

that Sunday morning.  But the lines predicting England's early entrance into the war  recalled to her mind a

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of his  favorite bootblack, her usually calm father had shown signs of panic.  He was not a man slow to act.

And she knew that, putty though he  was in her hands in matters which he did not regard as important,  he

could also be firm where he thought firmness necessary.  America  looked even better to him than usual, and

he had made up his mind  to go there immediately.  There was no use in arguing with him. 

At this point came a knock at her door and her father entered.  One  look at his face  red, perspiring and

decidedly unhappy  served  to cheer his daughter. 

"Been down to the steamship offices," he panted, mopping his bald  head.  "They're open today, just like it

was a week day  but they  might as well be closed.  There's nothing doing.  Every boat's  booked up to the

rails; we can't get out of here for two weeks  maybe more." 

"I'm sorry," said his daughter. 

"No, you ain't!  You're delighted!  You think it's romantic to get  caught like this.  Wish I had the enthusiasm of

youth."  He fanned  himself with a newspaper.  "Lucky I went over to the express office  yesterday and loaded

up on gold.  I reckon when the blow falls it'll  be tolerable hard to cash checks in this man's town." 

"That was a good idea." 

"Ready for breakfast?" he inquired. 

"Quite ready," she smiled. 

They went below, she humming a song from a revue, while he glared  at her.  She was very glad they were to

be in London a little longer.  She felt she could not go, with that mystery still unsolved. 

CHAPTER VI

The last peace Sunday London was to know in many weary months went  by, a tense and anxious day.  Early

on Monday the fifth letter from  the young man of the Agony Column arrived, and when the girl from  Texas

read it she knew that under no circumstances could she leave  London now. 

It ran: 

DEAR LADY FROM HOME: I call you that because the word home has for  me, this hot afternoon in

London, about the sweetest sound word  ever had.  I can see, when I close my eyes, Broadway at midday;  Fifth

Avenue, gay and colorful, even with all the best people away;  Washington Square, cool under the trees,

lovely and desirable  despite the presence everywhere of alien neighbors from the district  to the South.  I long

for home with an ardent longing; never was  London so cruel, so hopeless, so drab, in my eyes.  For, as I write

this, a constable sits at my elbow, and he and I are shortly to  start for Scotland Yard.  I have been arrested as a

suspect in the  case of Captain FraserFreer's murder! 

I predicted last night that this was to be a redletter day in the  history of that case, and I also saw myself an

unwilling actor in  the drama.  But little did I suspect the series of astonishing  events that was to come with the

morning; little did I dream that  the net I have been dreading would today engulf me.  I can scarcely  blame

Inspector Bray for holding me; what I can not understand is  why Colonel Hughes  

But you want, of course, the whole story from the beginning; and I  shall give it to you.  At eleven o'clock this

morning a constable  called on me at my rooms and informed me that I was wanted at once  by the Chief

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We climbed  the constable and I  a narrow stone stairway somewhere  at the back of New Scotland Yard,

and so came to the inspector's  room.  Bray was waiting for us, smiling and confident.  I remember  silly as the

detail is  that he wore in his buttonhole a white  rose.  His manner of greeting me was more genial than usual.

He  began by informing me that the police had apprehended the man who,  they believed, was guilty of the

captain's murder. 

"There is one detail to be cleared up," he said.  "You told me the  other night that it was shortly after seven

o'clock when you heard  the sounds of struggle in the room above you.  You were somewhat  excited at the

time, and under similar circumstances men have been  known to make mistakes.  Have you considered the

matter since?  Is  it not possible that you were in error in regard to the hour?" 

I recalled Hughes' advice to humor the inspector; and I said that,  having thought it over, I was not quite sure.

It might have been  earlier than seven  say sixthirty. 

"Exactly," said Bray.  He seemed rather pleased.  "The natural  stress of the moment  I understand.  Wilkinson

bring in your  prisoner.  The constable addressed turned and left the room, coming  back a moment later with

Lieutenant Norman FraserFreer.  The boy  was pale; I could see at a glance that he had not slept for several

nights. 

"Lieutenant," said Bray very sharply, "will you tell me  is it true  that your brother, the late captain, had

loaned you a large sum of  money a year or so ago?" 

"Quite true," answered the lieutenant in a low voice. 

"You and he had quarreled about the amount of money you spent?" 

"Yes." 

"By his death you became the sole heir of your father, the general.  Your position with the moneylenders was

quite altered.  Am I right?" 

"I fancy so." 

"Last Thursday afternoon you went to the Army and Navy Stores and  purchased a revolver.  You already had

your service weapon, but to  shoot a man with a bullet from that would be to make the hunt of  the police for

the murderer absurdly simple." 

The boy made no answer. 

"Let us suppose," Bray went on, "that last Thursday evening at half  after six you called on your brother in his

rooms at Adelphi Terrace.  There was an argument about money.  You became enraged.  You saw him  and him

alone between you and the fortune you needed so badly.  Then  I am only supposing  you noticed on his table

an odd knife he  had brought from India  safer  more silent   than a gun.  You  seized it  " 

"Why suppose?" the boy broke in.  "I'm not trying to conceal  anything.  You're right  I did it!  I killed my

brother!  Now let  us get the whole business over as soon as may be." 

Into the face of Inspector Bray there came at that moment a look  that has puzzling me ever since  a look that

has recurred to my  mind again and again,  in the stress and storm of this eventful  day.  It was only too

evident that this confession came to him as  a shock.  I presume so easy a victory seemed hollow to him; he

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"My boy," he said, "I am sorry for you.  My course is clear.  If  you will go with one of my men  " 

It was at this point that the door of the inspector's room opened  and Colonel Hughes, cool and smiling,

walked in.  Bray chuckled at  sight of the military man. 

"Ah, colonel," he cried, "you make a good entrance!  This morning,  when I discovered that I had the honor of

having you associated  with me in the search for the captain's murderer, you were foolish  enough to make a

little wager  " 

"I remember," Hughes answered.  "A scarab pin against  a Homburg  hat." 

"Precisely," said Bray.  "You wagered that you, and not I, would  discover the guilty man.  Well, Colonel, you

owe me a scarab.  Lieutenant Norman FraserFreer has just told me that he killed his  brother, and I was on the

point of taking down his full confession." 

"Indeed!" replied Hughes calmly.  "Interesting  most interesting!  But before we consider the wager lost 

before you force the  lieutenant to confess in full  I should like the floor." 

"Certainly," smiled Bray. 

"When you were kind enough to let me have two of your men this  morning," said Hughes, "I told you I

contemplated the arrest of a  lady.  I have brought that lady to Scotland Yard with me."  He  stepped to the door,

opened it and beckoned.  A tall, blonde  handsome woman of about thirtyfive entered; and instantly to my

nostrils came the pronounced odor of lilacs.  "Allow me, Inspector,"  went on the colonel, "to introduce to you

the Countess Sophie de  Graf, late of Berlin, late of Delhi and Rangoon, now of 17 Leitrim  Grove, Battersea

Park Road." 

The woman faced Bray; and there was a terrified, hunted look in  her eyes. 

"You are the inspector?" she asked. 

"I am," said Bray. 

"And a man  I can see that," she went on, her flashing angrily at  Hughes.  "I appeal to you to protect me from

the brutal questioning  of this  this fiend." 

"You are hardly complimentary, Countess," Hughes smiled.  "But I  am willing to forgive you if you will tell

the inspector the story  that you have recently related to me." 

The woman shut her lips tightly and for a long moment gazed into  the eyes of Inspector Bray. 

"He"  she said at last, nodding in the direction of Colonel Hughes  "he got it out of me  how, I don't know." 

"Got what out of you?"  Bray's little eyes were blinking. 

"At sixthirty o'clock last Thursday evening," said the woman, "I  went to the rooms of Captain FraserFreer,

in Adelphi Terrace.  An  argument arose.  I seized from his table an Indian dagger that was  lying there  I

stabbed him just above the heart!" 

In that room in Scotland Yard a tense silence fell.  For the first  time we were all conscious of a tiny clock on

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Bray's showed a momentary surprise  then  the mask fell again.  Lieutenant FraserFreer was plainly amazed.

On the face of Colonel Hughes I saw what struck me as an open sneer. 

"Go on, Countess," he smiled. 

She shrugged her shoulders and turned toward him a disdainful back.  Her eyes were all for Bray. 

"It's very brief, the story," she said hastily  I thought almost  apologetically.  "I had known the captain in

Rangoon.  My husband  was in business there  an exporter of rice  and Captain  FraserFreer came often to

our house.  We  he was a charming man,  the captain  "Go on!" ordered Hughes. 

"We fell desperately in love," said the countess.  "When he returned  to England, though supposedly on a

furlough, he told me he would  never return to Rangoon.  He expected a transfer to Egypt.  So it  was arranged

that I should desert my husband and follow on the next  boat.  I did so  believing in the captain  thinking he

really  cared for me  I gave up everything for him.  And then  " 

Her voice broke and she took out a handkerchief.  Again that odor  of lilacs in the room. 

"For a time I saw the captain often in London; and then I began to  notice a change.  Back among his own

kind, with the lonely days in  India a mere memory  he seemed no longer to  to care for me.  Then  last

Thursday morning  he called on me to tell me that he  was through; that he would never see me again  in

fact, that he  was to marry a girl of his own people who had been waiting  " 

The woman looked piteously about at us. 

"I was desperate," she pleaded.  "I had given up all that life held  for me  given it up for a man who now

looked at me coldly and spoke  of marrying another.  Can you wonder that I went in the evening to  his rooms 

went to plead with him  to beg, almost on my knees?  It was no use.  He was done with me  he said that over

and over.  Overwhelmed with blind rage and despair, I snatched up that knife  from the table and plunged it

into his heart.  At once I was filled  with remorse.  I  " 

"One moment," broke in Hughes.  "You may keep the details of your  subsequent actions until later.  I should

like to compliment you,  Countess.  You tell it better each time." 

He came over and faced Bray.  I thought there was a distinct note  of hostility in his voice. 

"Checkmate, Inspector!" he said.  Bray made no reply.  He sat there  staring up at the colonel, his face turned to

stone. 

"The scarab pin," went on Hughes, "is not yet forthcoming.  We are  tied for honors, my friend.  You have your

confession, but I have  one to match it." 

"All this is beyond me," snapped Bray. 

"A bit beyond me, too," the colonel answered.  "Here are two people  who wish us to believe that on the

evening of Thursday last, at half  after six of the clock, each sought out Captain FraserFreer in his  rooms and

murdered him." 

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"The strangest part of it all is," he added, "that at sixthirty  o'clock last Thursday evening, at an obscure

restaurant in Soho  Frigacci's  these two people were having tea together !" 

I must admit that, as the colonel calmly offered this information,  I suddenly went limp all over at a realization

of the endless maze  of mystery in which we were involved.  The woman gave a little cry  and Lieutenant

FraserFreer leaped to his feet. 

"How the devil do you know that?" he cried. 

"I know it," said Colonel Hughes, "because one of my men happened  to be having tea at a table near by.  He

happened to be having tea  there for the reason that ever since the arrival of this lady in  London, at the request

of  er  friends in India, I have been  keeping track of her every move; just as I kept watch over your  late

brother, the captain." 

Without a word Lieutenant FraserFreer dropped into a chair and  buried his face in his hands. 

"I'm sorry, my son," said Hughes.  "Really, I am.  You made a  heroic effort to keep the facts from coming out

a man'ssize  effort it was.  But the War Office knew long before you did that  your brother had succumbed

to this woman's lure  that he was  serving her and Berlin, and not his own country, England." 

FraserFreer raised his head.  When he spoke there was in his voice  an emotion vastly more sincere than that

which had moved him when  he made his absurd confession. 

"The game's up," he said.  "I have done all I could.  This will  kill my father, I am afraid.  Ours has been an

honorable name,  Colonel; you know that  a long line of military men whose loyalty  to their country has

never before been in question.  I thought my  confession would and the whole nasty business, that the

investigations would stop, and that I might be able to keep forever  unknown this horrible thing about him 

about my brother." 

Colonel Hughes laid his hand on the boy's shoulder, and the latter  went on: "They reached me  those

frightful insinuations about  Stephen  in a round about way; and when he came home from India I  resolved

to watch him.  I saw him go often to the house of this  woman.  I satisfied myself that she was the same one

involved in  the stories coming from Rangoon; then, under another name, I managed  to meet her.  I hinted to

her that I myself was none too loyal; not  completely, but to a limited extent, I won her confidence.  Gradually

I became convinced that my brother was indeed disloyal to his country,  to his name, to us all.  It was at that

tea time you have mentioned  when I finally made up my mind.  I had already bought a revolver; and,  with it in

my pocket, I went to the Savoy for dinner." 

He rose and paced the floor. 

"I left the Savoy early and went to Stephen's rooms.  I was resolved  to have it out with him, to put the matter

to him bluntly; and if he  had no explanation to give me I intended to kill him then and there.  So, you see, I

was guilty in intention if not in reality.  I entered  his study.  It was filled with strangers.  On his sofa I saw my

brother Stephen lying  stabbed above the heart  dead!"  There was  a moment's silence.  "That is all," said

Lieutenant FraserFreer. 

"I take it," said Hughes kindly, "that we have finished with the  lieutenant.  Eh, Inspector?" 

Yes," said Bray shortly.  "You may go." 

"Thank you," the boy answered.  As he went out he said brokenly to  Hughes: "I must find him  my father." 


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Bray sat in his chair, staring hard ahead, his jaw thrust out  angrily.  Suddenly he turned on Hughes. 

"You don't play fair," he said.  "I wasn't told anything of the  status of the captain at the War Office.  This is all

news to me." 

"Very well," smiled Hughes.  "The bet is off if you like." 

"No, by heaven!" Bray cried.  "It's still on, and I'll win it yet.  A fine morning's work I suppose you think

you've done.  But are we  any nearer to finding the murderer?  Tell me that." 

"Only a bit nearer, at any rate," replied Hughes suavely.  "This  lady, of Course, remains in custody." 

"Yes, yes," answered the inspector.  "Take her away!" he ordered. 

A constable came forward for the countess and Colonel Hughes  gallantly held open the door. 

"You will have an opportunity, Sophie," he said, "to think up  another story.  You are clever  it will not he

hard." 

She gave him a black look and went out.  Bray got up from his desk.  He and Colonel Hughes stood facing

each other across a table, and  to me there was something in the manner of each that suggested  eternal

conflict. 

"Well?" sneered Bray. 

"There is one possibility we have overlooked," Hughes answered.  He turned toward me and I was startled by

the coldness in his eyes.  "Do you know, Inspector," he went on, "that this American came to  London with a

letter of introduction to the captain  a letter from  the captain's cousin, one Archibald Enwright?  And do you

know that  FraserFreer had no cousin of that name?" 

"No!" said Bray. 

"It happens to be the truth," said Hughes.  "The American has  confessed as much to me." 

"Then," said Bray to me, and his little blinking eyes were on me  with a narrow calculating glance that sent

the shivers up and down  my spine, "you are under arrest.  I have exempted you so far because  of your friend

at the United States Consulate.  That exemption ends  now." 

I was thunderstruck.  I turned to the colonel, the man who had  suggested that I seek him out if I needed a

friend  the man I had  looked to to save me from just such a contingency as this.  But his  eyes were quite

fishy and unsympathetic. 

"Quite correct, Inspector," he said.  "Lock him up!"  And as I began  to protest he passed very close to me and

spoke in a low voice: "Say  nothing.  Wait!" 

I pleaded to be allowed to go back to my rooms, to communicate with  my friends, and pay a visit to our

consulate and to the Embassy; and  at the colonel's suggestion Bray agreed to this somewhat irregular  course.

So this afternoon I have been abroad with a constable, and  while I wrote this long letter to you he has been

fidgeting in my  easy chair.  Now he informs me that his patience is exhausted and  that I must go at once.  So

there is no time to wonder; no time to  speculate as to the future, as to the colonel's sudden turn against  me or

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walls that your  guide has pointed out to you as New Scotland Yard.  And when I  shall write again, when I

shall end this series of letters so  filled with  

The constable will not wait.  He is as impatient as a child.  Surely he is lying when he says I have kept him

here an hour. 

Wherever I am, dear lady, whatever be the end of this amazing  tangle, you may be sure the thought of you 

Confound the man! 

YOURS, IN DURANCE VILE.

This fifth letter from the young man of the Agony Column arrived  at the Carlton Hotel, as the reader may

recall, on Monday morning,  August the third.  And it represented to the girl from Texas the  climax of the

excitement she had experienced in the matter of the  murder in Adelphi Terrace.  The news that her pleasant

young  friend  whom she did not know  had been arrested as a suspect in  the case, inevitable as it had

seemed for days, came none the less  as an unhappy shock.  She wondered whether there was anything she

could do to help.  She even considered going to Scotland Yard and,  on the ground that her father was a

Congressman from Texas,  demanding the immediate release of her strawberry man.  Sensibly,  however, she

decided that Congressmen from Texas meant little in  the life of the London police.  Besides, she night have

difficulty  in explaining to that same Congressman how she happened to know  all about a crime that was as

yet unmentioned in the newspapers. 

So she reread the latter portion of the fifth letter, which pictured  her hero marched off ingloriously to

Scotland Yard and with a  worried little sigh, went below to join her father. 

CHAPTER VII

In the course of the morning she made several mysterious inquiries  of her parent regarding nice points of

international law as it  concerned murder, and it is probable that he would have been struck  by the odd nature

of these questions had he not been unduly excited  about another matter. 

"I tell you, we've got to get home!" he announced gloomily.  "The  German troops are ready at

AixlaChapelle for an assault on Liege.  Yes, sir  they're going to strike through Belgium!  Know what that

means?  England in the war!  Labor troubles; suffragette troubles;  civil war in Ireland  these things will melt

winter in Texas.  They'll go in.  It would be national suicide if they didn't." 

His daughter stared at him.  She was unaware that it was the  bootblack at the Canton he was now quoting.  She

began to think he  knew more about foreign affairs than she had given him credit for. 

"Yes, sir," he went on; "we've got to travel  fast.  This won't be  a healthy neighborhood for noncombatants

when the ruction starts.  I'm going if I have to buy a liner!" 

"Nonsense!" said the girl.  "This is the chance of a lifetime.  I  won't be cheated out of it by a silly old dad.

Why, here we are,  face to face with history!" 

"American history is good enough for me," he spreadeagled.  "What  are you looking at?" 

"Provincial to the death!" she said thoughtfully.  "You old dear  I love you so!  Some of our statesmen over

home are going to  look pretty foolish now in the face of things they can't understand  I hope you're not going

to be one of them." 


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"Twaddle!" he cried.  "I'm going to the steamship offices today  and argue as I never argued for a vote." 

His daughter saw that he was determined; and, wise from long  experience, she did not try to dissuade him. 

London that hot Monday was a city on the alert, a city of hearts  heavy with dread.  The rumors in one special

edition of the papers  were denied in the next and reaffirmed in the next.  Men who could  look into the future

walked the streets with faces far from happy.  Unrest ruled the town.  And it found its echo in the heart of the

girl from Texas as she thought of her young friend of the  Agony  Column "in durance vile" behind the

frowning walls of Scotland Yard. 

That afternoon her father appeared, with the beaming mien of the  victor, and announced that for a stupendous

sum he had bought the  tickets of a man who was to have sailed on the steamship Saronia  three days hence. 

"The boat train leaves at ten Thursday morning," he said.  "Take  your last look at Europe and be ready." 

Three days!  His daughter listened with sinking heart.  Could she  in three days' time learn the end of that

strange mystery, know  the final fate of the man who had first addressed her so  unconventionally in a public

print?  Why, at the end of three days  he might still be in Scotland Yard, a prisoner!  She could not  leave if that

were true   she simply could not.  Almost she was  on the point of telling her father the story of the whole

affair,  confident that she could soothe his anger and enlist his aid.  She  decided to wait until the next morning;

and, if no letter came  then  

But on Tuesday morning a letter did come and the beginning of it  brought pleasant news.  The beginning 

yes.  But the end!  This  was the letter: 

DEAR ANXIOUS LADY: Is it too much for me to assume that you have  been just that, knowing as you did

that I was locked up for the  murder of a captain in the Indian Army, with the evidence all  against me and

hope a very still small voice indeed? 

Well, dear lady, be anxious no longer.  I have just lived through  the most astounding day of all the astounding

days that have been  my portion since last Thursday.  And now, in the dusk, I sit again  in my rooms, a free

man, and write to you in what peace and quiet  I can command after the startling adventure through which I

have  recently passed. 

Suspicion no longer points to me; constables no longer eye me;  Scotland Yard is not even slightly interested

in me.  For the  murderer of Captain Fraser~Freer has been caught at last! 

Sunday night I spent ingloriously in a cell in Scotland Yard.  I  could not sleep.  I had so much to think of 

you, for example,  and at intervals how I might escape from the folds of the net that  had closed so tightly

about me.  My friend at the consulate,  Watson, called on me late in the evening; and he was very kind.  But

there was a note lacking in his voice, and after, he was gone  the terrible certainty came into my mind  he

believed that I was  guilty after all. 

The night passed, and a goodly portion of today went by  as the  poets say  with lagging feet.  I thought of

London, yellow in the  sun.  I thought of the Carlton  I suppose there are no more  strawberries by this time.

And my waiter  that stiffbacked  Prussian  is home in Deutschland now, I presume, marching with his

regiment.  I thought of you. 

At three o'clock this afternoon they came for me and I was led  back to the room belonging to Inspector Bray.

When I entered,  however, the inspector was not there  only Colonel Hughes,  immaculate and

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suppose I must have had a most woebegone appearance, for a look of  regret crossed his face. 

"My dear fellow," he cried, "my most humble apologies!  I intended  to have you released last night.  But,

believe me, I have been  frightfully busy." 

I said nothing.  What could I say?  The fact that he had been busy  struck me as an extremely silly excuse.  But

the inference that my  escape from the toils of the law was imminent set my heart to  thumping. 

"I fear you can never forgive me for throwing you over as I did  yesterday," he went on.  "I can only say that it

was absolutely  necessary  as you shall shortly understand." 

I thawed a bit.  After all, there was an unmistakable sincerity in  his voice and manner. 

"We are waiting for Inspector Bray," continued the colonel.  "I  take it you wish to see this thing through?" 

"To the end," I answered. 

"Naturally.  The inspector was called away yesterday immediately  after our interview with him.  He had

business on the Continent,  I understand.  But fortunately I managed to reach him at Dover  and he has come

back to London.  I wanted him, you see, because  I have found the murderer of Captain FraserFreer." 

I thrilled to hear that, for from my point of view it was certainly  a consummation devoutly to be wished.  The

colonel did not speak  again.  In a few minutes the door opened and Bray came in.  His  clothes looked as

though he had slept in them; his little eyes were  bloodshot.  But in those eyes there was a fire I shall never

forget.  Hughes bowed. 

"Good afternoon, Inspector," he said.  "I'm really sorry I had to  interrupt you as I did; but I most awfully

wanted you to know that  you owe me a Homburg hat."  He went closer to the detective.  "You  see, I have won

that wager.  I have found the man who murdered  Captain FraserFreer." 

Curiously enough, Bray said nothing.  He sat down at his desk and  idly glanced through the pile of mail that

lay upon it.  Finally he  looked up and said in a weary tone: 

"You're very clever, I'm sure, Colonel Hughes." 

"Oh  I wouldn't say that," replied Hughes.  "Luck was with me  from the first.  I am really very glad to have

been of service  in the matter, for I am convinced that if I had not taken part in  the search it would have gone

hard with some innocent man." 

Bray's big pudgy hands still played idly with the mail on his desk.  Hughes went on: "Perhaps, as a clever

detective, you will be  interested in the series of events which enabled me to win that  Homburg hat?  You have

heard, no doubt, that the man I have caught  is Von der Herts  ten years ago the best secretservice man in

the employ of the Berlin government, but for the past few years  mysteriously missing from our line of vision.

We've been wondering  about him  at the War Office." 

The colonel dropped into a chair, facing Bray. 

"You know Von der Herts, of course?" he remarked casually. 

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"He is the head of that crowd in England," went on Hughes.  "Rather  a feather in my cap to get him  but I

mustn't boast.  Poor  FraserFreer would have got him if I hadn't  only Von der Herts  had the luck to get the

captain first." 

Bray raised his eyes. 

"You said you were going to tell me  " he began. 

"And so I am," said Hughes.  "Captain FraserFreer got in rather  a mess in India and failed of promotion.  It

was suspected that he  was discontented, soured on the Service; and the Countess Sophie  de Graf was set to

beguile him with her charms, to kill his loyalty  and win him over to her crowd. 

"It was thought she had succeeded  the Wilhelmstrasse thought  so  we at the War Office thought so, as

long as he stayed in India. 

"But when the captain and the woman came on to London we discovered  that we had done him a great

injustice.  He let us know, when the  first chance offered, that he was trying to redeem himself, to round  up a

dangerous band of spies by pretending to be one of them.  He  said that it was his mission in London to meet

Von der Herts, the  greatest of them all; and that, once he had located this man, we  would hear from him

again.  In the weeks that followed I continued  to keep a watch on the countess; and I kept track of the captain,

too, in a general way, for I'm  ashamed to say I was not quite sure  of him." 

The colonel got up and walked to the window; then turned and  continued: "Captain FraserFreer and Von der

Herts were completely  unknown to each other.  The mails were barred as a means of  communication; but

FraserFreer knew that in some way word from the  master would reach him, and he had had a tip to watch

the personal  column of the Daily Mail.  Now we have the explanation of those four  odd messages.  From that

column the man from Rangoon learned that  he was to wear a white aster in his buttonhole, a scarab pin in

his tie, a Homburg hat on his head, and meet Von der Herts at Ye  Old Gambrinus Restaurant in Regent

Street, last Thursday night at  ten o'clock.  As we know, he made all arrangements to comply with  those

directions.  He made other arrangements as well.  Since it  was out of the question for him to come to Scotland

Yard, by  skillful maneuvering he managed to interview an inspector of police  at the Hotel Cecil.  It was

agreed that on Thursday night Von der  Herts would be placed under arrest the moment he made himself

known  to the captain." 

Hughes paused.  Bray still idled with his pile of letters, while  the colonel regarded him gravely. 

"Poor FraserFreer!" Hughes went on.  "Unfortunately for him, Von  der Herts knew almost as soon as did the

inspector that a plan was  afoot to trap him.  There was but one course open to him: He located  the captain's

lodgings, went there at seven that night, and killed  a loyal and brave Englishman where he stood." 

A tense silence filled the room.  I sat on the edge of my chair,  wondering just where all this unwinding of the

tangle was leading us. 

"I had little, indeed, to work on," went on Hughes.  "But I had  this advantage: the spy thought the police, and

the police alone,  were seeking the murderer.  He was at no pains to throw me off his  track, because he did not

suspect that I was on it.  For weeks my  men had been watching the countess.  I had them continue to do so.  I

figured that sooner or later Von der Herts would get in touch  with her.  I was right.  And when at last I saw

with my own eyes  the man who must, beyond all question, be Von der Herts, I was  astounded, my dear

Inspector, I was overwhelmed." 

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"I set to work then in earnest to connect him with that night in  Adelphi Terrace.  All the finger marks in the

captain's study  were for some reason destroyed, but I found others outside, in the  dust on that seldomused

gate which leads from the garden.  Without  his knowing, I secured from the man I suspected the imprint of his

right thumb.  A comparison was startling.  Next I went down into  Fleet Street and luckily managed to get hold

of the typewritten  copy sent to the Mail bearing those four messages.  I noticed that  in these the letter a was

out of alignment.  I maneuvered to get a  letter written on a typewriter belonging to my man.  The a was out  of

alignment.  Then Archibald Enwright, a renegade and waster well  known to us as serving other countries,

came to England.  My man  and he met  at Ye Old Gambrinus, in Regent Street.  And finally,  on a visit to the

lodgings of this man who, I was now certain, was  Von der Herts, under the mattress of his bed I found this

knife." 

And Colonel Hughes threw down upon the inspector's desk the knife  from India that I had last seen in the

study of Captain FraserFreer. 

"All these points of evidence were in my hands yesterday morning  in this room," Hughes went on.  "Still, the

answer they gave me was  so unbelievable, so astounding, I was not satisfied; I wanted even  stronger proof.

That is why I directed suspicion to my American  friend here.  I was waiting.  I knew that at last Von der Herts

realized the danger he was in.  I felt that if opportunity were  offered he would attempt to escape from

England; and then our proofs  of his guilt would be unanswerable, despite his cleverness.  True  enough, in the

afternoon he secured the release of the countess,  and together they started for the Continent.  I was lucky

enough to  get him at Dover   and glad to let the lady go on." 

And now, for the first time, the startling truth struck me full in  the face as Hughes smiled down at his victim. 

"Inspector Bray," he said, "or Von der Herts, as you choose, I  arrest you on two counts: First, as the head of

the Wilhelmstrasse  spy system in England; second, as the murderer of Captain  FraserFreer.  And, if you will

allow me, I wish to compliment you  on your efficiency." 

Bray did not reply for a moment.  I sat numb in my chair.  Finally  the inspector looked up.  He actually tried to

smile. 

"You win the hat," he said, "but you must go to Homburg for it.  I  will gladly pay all expenses." 

"Thank you," answered Hughes.  "I hope to visit your country before  long; but I shall not be occupied with

hats.  Again I congratulate  you.  You were a bit careless, but your position justified that.  As  head of the

department at Scotland Yard given over to the hunt for  spies, precaution doubtless struck you as unnecessary.

How unlucky  for poor FraserFreer that it was to you he went to arrange or your  own arrest!  I got that

information from a clerk at the Cecil.  You  were quite right, from your point of view, to kill him.  And, as I

say, you could afford to be rather reckless.  You had arranged that  when the news of his murder came to

Scotland Yard you yourself would  be on hand to conduct the search for the guilty man.  A happy  situation,

was it not?" 

"It seemed so at the time," admitted Bray; and at last I thought I  detected a note of bitterness in his voice. 

"I'm very sorry  really," said Hughes.  "Today, or tomorrow at  the latest, England will enter the war.  You

know what that means,  Von der Herts.  The Tower of London  and a firing squad!" 

Deliberately he walked away from the inspector, and stood facing  the window.  Von der Herts was fingering

idly that Indian knife  which lay on his desk.  With a quick hunted look about the room, he  raised his hand; and

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Colonel Hughes turned round at my cry, but even at what met his  eyes now that Englishman was

imperturbable. 

"Too bad!" he said.  "Really too bad!  The man had courage and,  beyond all doubt, brains.  But  this is most

considerate of him.  He has saved me such a lot of trouble." 

The colonel effected my release at once; and he and I walked down  Whitehall together in the bright sun that

seemed so good to me after  the bleak walls of the Yard.  Again he apologized for turning  suspicion my way

the previous day; but I assured him I held no  grudge for that. 

"One or two things I do not understand," I said.  "That letter I  brought from Interlaken  " 

"Simple enough," he replied.  "Enwright  who, by the way, is now  in the Tower  wanted to communicate

with FraserFreer, who he  supposed was a loyal member of the band.  Letters sent by post  seemed dangerous.

With your kind assistance he informed the captain  of his whereabouts and the date of his imminent arrival in

London.  FraserFreer, not wanting you entangled in his plans, eliminated you  by denying the existence of

this cousin  the truth, of course." 

"Why," I asked, "did the countess call on me to demand that I alter  my testimony?" 

"Bray sent her.  He had rifled FraserFreer's desk and he held that  letter from Enwright.  He was most anxious

to fix the guilt upon  the young lieutenant's head.  You and your testimony as to the  hour of the crime stood in

the way.  He sought to intimidate you  with threats  " 

"But  " 

"I know  you are wondering why the countess confessed to me next  day.  I had the woman in rather a funk.

In the meshes of my  rapidfire questioning she became hopelessly involved.  This was  because she was

suddenly terrified she realized I must have been  watching her for weeks, and that perhaps Von der Herts was

not so  immune from suspicion as he supposed.  At the proper moment I  suggested that I might have to take

her to Inspector Bray.  This  gave her an idea.  She made her fake confession to reach his side;  once there, she

warned him of his danger and they fled together." 

We walked along a moment in silence.  All about us the lurid special  editions of the afternoon were flaunting

their predictions of the  horror to come.  The face of the colonel was grave. 

"How long had Von der Herts held his position at the Yard?" I asked. 

"For nearly five years," Hughes answered. 

"It seems incredible," I murmured. 

"So it does," he answered; "but it is only the first of many  incredible things that this war will reveal.  Two

months from now  we shall all have forgotten it in the face of new revelations far  more unbelievable." He

sighed.  "If these men about us realized the  terrible ordeal that lies ahead!  Misgoverned; unprepared  I

shudder at the thought of the sacrifices we must make, many of them  in vain.  But I suppose that somehow,

some day, we shall muddle  through." 

He bade me goodby in Trafalgar Square, saying that he must at once  seek out the father and brother of the

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"It will come to them as a ray of light in the dark  my news," he  said.  "And now, thank you once again." 

We parted and I came back here to my lodgings.  The mystery is  finally solved, though in such a way it is

difficult to believe  that it was anything but a nightmare at any time.  But solved none  the less; and I should be

at peace, except for one great black fact  that haunts me, will not let me rest.  I must tell you, dear lady  And yet

I fear it means the end of everything.  If only I can  make you understand! 

I have walked my floor, deep in thought, in puzzlement, in  indecision.  Now I have made up my mind.  There

is no other way  I must tell you the truth. 

Despite the fact that Bray was Von der Herts; despite the fact that  he killed himself at the discovery  despite

this and that, and  everything  Bray did not kill Captain FraserFreer! 

On last Thursday evening, at a little after seven o'clock, I myself  climbed the stairs, entered the captain's

rooms, picked up that  knife from his desk, and stabbed him just above the heart! 

What provocation I was under, what stern necessity moved me  all  this you must wait until tomorrow to

know.  I shall spend another  anxious day preparing my defense, hoping that through some miracle  of mercy

you may forgive me  understand that there was nothing  else I could do. 

Do not judge, dear lady, until you know everything  until all my  evidence is in your lovely hands. 

YOURS, IN ALL HUMILITY.

The first few paragraphs of this the sixth and next to the last  letter from the Agony Column man had brought

a smile of relief to  the face of the girl who read.  She was decidedly glad to learn  that her friend no longer

languished back of those gray walls on  Victoria Embankment.  With excitement that increased as she went

along, she followed Colonel Hughes as  in the letter  he moved  nearer and nearer his denouement, until

finally his finger pointed  to Inspector Bray sitting guilty in his chair.  This was an  eminently satisfactory

solution, and it served the inspector right  for locking up her friend.  Then, with the suddenness of a bomb

from a Zeppelin, came, at the end, her strawberry man's confession  of guilt.  He was the murderer, after all!

He admitted it!  She  could scarcely believe her eyes. 

Yet there it was, in ink as violet as those eyes, on the note paper  that had become so familiar to her during the

thrilling week just  past.  She read it a second time, and yet a third.  Her amazement  gave way to anger; her

cheeks flamed.  Still  he had asked her not  to judge until all his evidence was in.  This was a reasonable

request surely, and she could not in fairness refuse to grant it. 

CHAPTER VIII

So began an anxious day, not only for the girl from Texas but for  all London as well.  Her father was bursting

with new diplomatic  secrets recently extracted from his bootblack adviser.  Later, in  Washington, he was

destined to be a marked man because of his  grasp of the situation abroad.  No one suspected the bootblack,  the

power behind the throne; but the gentleman from Texas was  destined to think of that able diplomat many

times, and to wish  that he still had him at his feet to advise him. 

"War by midnight, sure!" he proclaimed on the morning of this  fateful Tuesday.  "I tell you, Marian, we're

lucky to have our  tickets on the Saronia.  Five thousand dollars wouldn't buy them  from me today!  I'll be a

happy man when we go aboard that liner  day after tomorrow." 


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Day after tomorrow!  The girl wondered.  At any rate, she would  have that last letter then  the letter that was

to contain whatever  defense her young friend could offer to explain his dastardly act.  She waited eagerly for

that final epistle. 

The day dragged on, bringing at its close England's entrance into  the war; and the Carlton bootblack was a

prophet not without honor  in a certain Texas heart.  And on the following morning there  arrived a letter which

was torn open by eager trembling fingers.  The letter spoke: 

DEAR LADY JUDGE: This is by far the hardest to write of all the  letters you have had from me.  For

twentyfour hours I have been  planning it.  Last night I walked on the Embankment while the  hansoms

jogged by and the lights of the tramcars danced on  Westminster Bridge just as the fireflies used to in the

garden  back of our house in Kansas.  While I walked I planned.  Today,  shut up in my rooms, I was also

planning.  And yet now, when I  sit down to write, I am still confused; still at a loss where to  begin and what to

say, once I have begun. 

At the close of my last letter I confessed to you that it was I  who murdered Captain FraserFreer.  That is the

truth.  Soften the  blow as I may, it all comes down to that.  The bitter truth! 

Not a week ago  last Thursday night at seven  I climbed our  dark stairs and plunged a knife into the heart

of that defenseless  gentleman.  If only I could point out to you that he had offended  me in some way; if I

could prove to you that his death was  necessary to me, as it really was to Inspector Bray  then there  might

be some hope of your ultimate pardon.  But, alas!  he had  been most kind to me  kinder than I have allowed

you to guess  from my letters.  There was no actual need to do away with him.  Where shall I look for a

defense? 

At the moment the only defense I can think of is simply this  the  captain knows I killed him! 

Even as I write this, I hear his footsteps above me, as I heard  them when I sat here composing my first letter

to you.  He is  dressing for dinner.  We are to dine together at Romano's. 

And there, my lady, you have finally the answer to the mystery that  has  I hope  puzzled you.  I killed my

friend the captain in my  second letter to you, and all the odd developments that followed  lived only in my

imagination as I sat here beside the greenshaded  lamp in my study, plotting how I should write seven letters

to you  that would, as the novel advertisements say, grip your attention to  the very end.  Oh, I am guilty  there

is no denying that.  And,  though I do not wish to ape old Adam and imply that I was tempted  by a lovely

woman, a strict regard for the truth forces me to add  that there is also guilt upon your head.  How so?  Go back

to that  message you inserted in the Daily Mail: "The grapefruit lady's  great fondness for mystery and romance

You did not know it, of course; but in those words you passed me a  challenge I could not resist; for making

plots is the business of  life  more, the breath of life  to me.  I have made many; and  perhaps you have

followed some of them, on Broadway.  Perhaps you  have seen a play of mine announced for early production

in London.  There was mention of it in the program at the Palace.  That was the  business which kept me in

England.  The project has been abandoned  now and I am free to go back home. 

Thus you see that when you granted me the privilege of those seven  letters you played into my hands.  So,

said I, she longs for mystery  and romance.  Then, by the Lord Harry, she shall have them! 

And it was the tramp of Captain FraserFreer's boots above my head  that showed me the way.  A fine,

stalwart, cordial fellow  the  captain  who has been very kind to me since I presented my letter  of

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horrified beyond  expression if he knew that of him I had made a spy and a frequenter  of Limehouse! 

The dim beginnings of the plot were in my mind when I wrote that  first letter, suggesting that all was not

regular in the matter of  Archie's note of introduction.  Before I wrote my second, I knew  that nothing but the

death of FraserFreer would do me.  I recalled  that Indian knife I had seen upon his desk, and from that

moment he  was doomed.  At that time I had no idea how I should solve the  mystery.  But I had read and

wondered at those four strange messages  in the Mail, and I resolved that they must figure in the scheme of

things. 

The fourth letter presented difficulties until I returned from  dinner that night and saw a taxi waiting before

our quiet house.  Hence the visit of the woman with the lilac perfume.  I am afraid  the Wilhelmstrasse would

have little use for a lady spy who  advertised herself in so foolish a manner.  Time for writing the  fifth letter

arrived.  I felt that I should now be placed under  arrest.  I had a faint little hope that you would be sorry about

that.  Oh, I'm a brute, I know! 

Early in the game I had told the captain of the cruel way in which  I had disposed of him.  He was much

amused; but he insisted,  absolutely, that he must be vindicated before the close of the  series, and I was with

him there.  He had been so bully about it  all.  A chance remark of his gave me my solution.  He said he had  it

on good authority that the chief of the Czar's bureau for  capturing spies in Russia was himself a spy.  And so 

why not a  spy in Scotland Yard? 

I assure you, I am most contrite as I set all this down here.  You  must remember that when I began my story

there was no idea of war.  Now all Europe is aflame; and in the face of the great conflict, the  awful suffering

to come, I and my little plot begin to look  well,  I fancy you know just how we look. 

Forgive me.  I am afraid I can never find the words to tell you how  important it seemed to interest you in my

letters  to make you feel  that I am an entertaining person worthy of your notice.  That  morning when you

entered the Canton breakfast room was really the  biggest in my life.  I felt as though you had brought with you

through that doorway   But I have no right to say it.  I have the  right to say nothing save that now  it is all

left to you.  If I  have offended, then I shall never hear from you again. 

The captain will be here in a moment.  It is near the hour set and  he is never late.  He is not to return to India,

but expects to  be drafted for the Expeditionary Force that will be sent to the  Continent.  I hope the German

Army will be kinder to him than I was! 

My name is Geoffrey West.  I live at nineteen Adelphi Terrace  in  rooms that look down on the most

wonderful garden in London.  That,  at least, is real.  It is very quiet there tonight, with the city  and its

continuous hum of war and terror seemingly a million miles  away. 

Shall we meet at last?  The answer rests entirely with you.  But,  believe me, I shall be anxiously waiting to

know; and if you decide  to give me a chance to explain  to denounce myself to you in  person  then a happy

man will say goodby to this garden and these  dim dusty rooms and follow you to the ends of the earth   aye,

to  Texas itself! 

Captain FraserFreer is coming down the stairs.  Is this goodby  forever, my lady?  With all my soul, I hope

not. 

YOUR CONTRITE STRAWBERRY MAN.

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Words are futile things with which to attempt a description of the  feelings of the girl at the Canton as she read

this, the last letter  of seven written to her through the medium of her maid, Sadie Haight.  Turning the pages

of the dictionary casually, one might enlist a  few  for example, amazement, anger, unbelief, wonder.

Perhaps, to  go back to the letter a, even amusement.  We may leave her with the  solution to the puzzle in her

hand, the Saronia a little more than  a day away, and a weirdly mixed company of emotions struggling in  her

soul. 

And leaving her thus, let us go back to Adelphi Terrace and a young  man exceedingly worried. 

Once he knew that his letter was delivered, Mr. Geoffrey West took  his place most humbly on the anxious

seat.  There he writhed through  the long hours of Wednesday morning.  Not to prolong this painful  picture, let

us hasten to add that at three o'clock that same  afternoon came a telegram that was to end suspense.  He tore it

open  and read: 

STRAWBERRY MAN: I shall never, never forgive, you.  But we are  sailing tomorrow on the Saronia.  Were

you thinking of going home soon?  MARIAN A.  LARNED.

Thus it happened that, a few minutes later, to the crowd of troubled  Americans in a certain steamship booking

office there was added a  wildeyed young man who further upset all who saw him.  To weary  clerks he

proclaimed in fiery tones that he must sail on the Saronia.  There seemed to be no way of appeasing him.  The

offer  of a private  liner would not have interested him. 

He raved and tore his hair.  He ranted.  All to no avail.  There was,  in plain American, "nothing doing!" 

Damp but determined, he sought among the crowd for one who had  bookings on the Saronia.  He could find,

at first, no one so lucky;  but finally he ran across Tommy Gray.  Gray, an old friend, admitted  when pressed

that he had a passage on that most desirable boat.  But  the offer of all the king's horses and all the king's gold

left him  unmoved.  Much, he said, as he would have liked to oblige, he and his  wife were determined.  They

would sail. 

It was then that Geoffrey West made a compact with his friend.  He  secured from him the necessary steamer

labels and it was arranged that  his baggage was to go aboard the Saronia as the property of Gray. 

"But," protested Gray, "even suppose you do put this through;  suppose you do manage to sail without a ticket

where will you  sleep?  In chains somewhere below, I fancy." 

"No matter!" bubbled West.  "I'll sleep in the dining saloon, in a  lifeboat, on the lee scuppers  whatever they

are.  I'll sleep in  the air, without any visible support!  I'll sleep anywhere  nowhere  but I'll sail!  And as for

irons  they don't make 'em strong  enough to hold me." 

At five o'clock on Thursday afternoon the Saronia slipped smoothly  away from a Liverpool dock.

Twentyfive hundred Americans  about  twice the number the boat could comfortably carry  stood on her

decks and cheered.  Some of those in that crowd who had millions of  money were booked for the steerage.  All

of them were destined to  experience during that crossing hunger, annoyance, discomfort.  They  were to be

stepped on, sat on, crowded and jostled.  They suspected  as much when the boat left the dock.  Yet they

cheered! 

Gayest among them was Geoffrey West, triumphant amid the confusion.  He was safely aboard; the boat was

on its way!  Little did it  trouble him that he went as a stowaway, since he had no ticket;  nothing but an

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That night as the Saronia stole along with all deck lights out and  every porthole curtained, West saw on the

dim deck the slight figure  of a girl who meant much to him.  She was standing staring out over  the black

waters; and, with wildly beating heart, he approached her,  not knowing what to say, but feeling that a start

must be made  somehow. 

"Please pardon me for addressing  he began.  "But I want to tell  you  " 

She turned, startled; and then smiled an odd little smile, which he  could not see in the dark. 

"I beg your pardon," she said.  "I haven't met you, that I recall  " 

"I know," he answered.  "That's going to be arranged tomorrow.  Mrs. Tommy Gray says you crossed with

them  " 

"Mere steamer acquaintances," the girl replied coldly. 

"Of course!  But Mrs. Gray is a darling  she'll fix that all right.  I just want to say, before tomorrow comes 

"Wouldn't it be better to wait?" 

"I can't!  I'm on this ship without a ticket.  I've got to go down  in a minute and tell the purser that.  Maybe he'll

throw me  overboard; maybe he'll lock me up.  I don't know what they do with  people like me.  Maybe they'll

make a stoker of me.  And then I  shall have to stoke, with no chance of seeing you again.  So that's  why I want

to say now  I'm sorry I have such a keen imagination.  It carried me away  really it did!  I didn't mean to

deceive you  with those letters; but, once I got started   You know, don't you,  that I love you with all my

heart?  From the moment you came into  the Canton that morning I  " 

"Really  Mr.  Mr.  " 

"West  Geoffrey West.  I adore you!  What can I do to prove it?  I'm going to prove it  before this ship docks

in the North River.  Perhaps I'd better talk to your father, and tell him about the  Agony Column and those

seven letters  " 

"You'd better not!  He's in a terribly bad humor.  The dinner was  awful, and the steward said we'd be looking

back to it and calling  it a banquet before the voyage ends.  Then, too, poor dad says he  simply can not sleep in

the stateroom they've given him  " 

"All the better!  I'll see him at once.  If he stands for me now  he'll stand for me any time!  And, before I go

down and beard a  harshlooking purser in his den, won't you believe me when I say  I'm deeply in love  " 

"In love with mystery and romance!  In love with your own remarkable  powers of invention!  Really, I can't

take you seriously  " 

"Before this voyage is ended you'll have to.  I'll prove to you that  I care.  If the purser lets me go free  " 

"You have much to prove," the girl smiled.  "Tomorrow  when Mrs.  Tommy Gray introduces us  I may

accept you  as a builder of plots.  I happen to know you are good.  But  as   It's too silly!  Better  go and have

it out with that purser." 

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"It's all right!" West said.  "I thought I was doing something  original, but there were eleven other people in the

same fix.  One  of them is a billionaire from Wall Street.  The purser collected  some money from us and told us

to sleep on the deck  if we could  find room." 

"I'm sorry," said the girl.  "I rather fancied you in the role of  stoker."  She glanced about her at the dim deck.

"Isn't this  exciting?  I'm sure this voyage is going to be filled with mystery  and romance." 

"I know it will be full of romance," West answered.  "And the  mystery will be  can I convince you  " 

"Hush!" broke in the girl.  "Here comes father!  I shall be very  happy to meet you  tomorrow.  Poor dad!  he's

looking for a place  to sleep." 

Five days later poor dad, having slept each night on deck in his  clothes while  the ship plowed through a cold

drizzle, and having  starved in a sadly depleted dining saloon, was a sight to move the  heart of a political

opponent.  Immediately after a dinner that  had scarcely satisfied a healthy Texas appetite he lounged gloomily

in the deck chair which was now his stateroom.  Jauntily Geoffrey  West came and sat at his side. 

"Mr. Larned," he said, "I've got something for you." 

And, with a kindly smile, he took from his pocket and handed over  a large, warm baked potato.  The Texan

eagerly accepted the gift. 

"Where'd you get it?" he demanded, breaking open his treasure. 

"That's a secret," West answered.  "But I can get as many as I want.  Mr. Larned, I can say this  you will not

go hungry  any longer.  And there's something else I ought to speak of.  I am sort of aiming  to marry your

daughter." 

Deep in his potato the Congressman spoke: 

"What does she say about it?" 

"Oh, she says there isn't a chance.  But  " 

"Then look out, my boy!  She's made up her mind to have you." 

"I'm glad to hear you say that.  I really ought to tell you who I  am.  Also, I want you to know that, before your

daughter and I met,  I wrote her seven letters  " 

"One minute," broke in the Texan.  "Before you go into all that,  won't you be a good fellow and tell me where

you got this potato?" 

West nodded. 

"Sure!" he said; and, leaning over, he whispered. 

For the first time in days a smile appeared on the face of the  older man. 

"My boy," he said, "I feel I'm going to like you.  Never mind the  rest.  I heard all about you from your friend

Gray; and as for those  letters  they were the only thing that made the first part of this  trip bearable.  Marian

gave them to me to read the night we came on  board." 


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Suddenly from out of the clouds a longlost moon appeared, and  bathed that overcrowded ocean liner in a

flood of silver.  West  left the old man to his potato and went to find the daughter. 

She was standing in the moonlight by the rail of the forward deck,  her eyes staring dreamily ahead toward the

great country that had  sent her forth lightheartedly for to adventure and to see.  She  turned as West came up. 

"I have just been talking with your father," he said.  "He tells me  he thinks you mean to take me, after all."

She laughed. 

"Tomorrow night," she answered, "will be our last on board.  I  shall give you my final decision then." 

"But that is twentyfour hours away!  Must I wait so long as that?" 

"A little suspense won't hurt you.  I can't forget those long days  when I waited for your letters  " 

"I know!  But can't you give me  just a little hint  here tonight?" 

"I am without mercy  absolutely without mercy!" 

And then, as West's fingers closed over her hand, she added softly:  "Not even the suspicion of a hint, my dear

except  to tell you  that  my answer will be  yes." 


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