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Table of Contents

Flying U Ranch ....................................................................................................................................................1

B. M. Bower .............................................................................................................................................1

CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son .............................................................................................1

CHAPTER II. "When Greek Meets Greek"............................................................................................6

CHAPTER III. Bad News ......................................................................................................................12

CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes ..................................................................................................................16

CHAPTER V. Sheep ..............................................................................................................................19

CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy..............................................................................................24

CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc.........................................................................................28

CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit ............................................................................................................32

CHAPTER IX. More Sheep ...................................................................................................................36

CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep.....................................................................................41

CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens .........................................................................................................46

CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind.............................................................................................................50

CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something .........................................................................54

CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack................................................................................................................56

CHAPTER XV. Oleson.........................................................................................................................58

CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots ...................................................................................................61

CHAPTER XVII. Good News ...............................................................................................................64


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Flying U Ranch

B. M. Bower

CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son 

CHAPTER II. "When Greek Meets Greek" 

CHAPTER III. Bad News 

CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes 

CHAPTER V. Sheep 

CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy 

CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc. 

CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit 

CHAPTER IX. More Sheep 

CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep 

CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens 

CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind 

CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something 

CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack 

CHAPTER XV. Oleson 

CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots 

CHAPTER XVII. Good News  

CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son

The Happy Family, waiting for the Sunday supper call, were  grouped  around the open door of the

bunkhouse, gossiping idly of  things  purely local, when the Old Man returned from the Stock  Association at

Helena; beside him on the buggy seat sat a  stranger. The Old Man  pulled up at the bunkhouse, the stranger

sprang out over the wheel  with the agility which bespoke youthful  muscles, and the Old Man  introduced him

with a quirk of the lips: 

"This is Mr. Miguell Rapponi, boysa peeler straight from the  Golden Gate. Throw out your warbag

and make yourself to home,  Miguell; some of the boys'll show you where to bed down." 

The Old Man drove on to the house with his own luggage, and Happy  Jack followed to take charge of the

team; but the remainder of  the  Happy Family unobtrusively took the measure of the foreign  element.  From

his blackandwhite horsehair hatband, with tassels  that swept to  the very edge of his gray hatbrim, to the

crimson  silk neckerchief  draped over the pale blue bosom of his shirt;  from the beautifully  stamped leather

cuffs, down to the  exaggerated height of his tan  bootheels, their critical eyes  swept in swift, appraising

glances;  and unanimous disapproval was  the result. The Happy Family had  themselves an eye to picturesque

garb upon occasion, but this passed  even Pink's love of display. 

"He's some gaudy to look at," Irish murmured under his breath to  Cal Emmett. 

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"All he lacks is a spotlight and a brass band," Cal returned, in  much the same tone with which a woman

remarks upon a last  season's  hat on the head of a rival. 

Miguel was not embarrassed by the inspection. He was tall,  straight, and swarthily handsome, and he stood

with the  complacence  of a stage favorite waiting for the applause to cease  so that he might  speak his first

lines; and, while he waited, he  sifted tobacco into a  cigarette paper daintily, with his little  finger extended.

There was a  ring upon that finger; a ring with a  moonstone setting as large and  round as the eye of a startled

cat, and the Happy Family caught the  pale gleam of it and drew a  long breath. He lighted a match

nonchalantly, by the artfully  simple method of pinching the head of it  with his fingernails,  leaned negligently

against the wall of the  bunkhouse, and  regarded the group incuriously while he smoked. 

"Any pretty girls up this way?" he inquired languidly, after a  moment, fanning a thin smokecloud from

before his face while he  spoke. 

The Happy Family went prickly hot. The girls in that neighborhood  were held in esteem, and there was that in

his tone which gave  offense. 

"Sure, there's pretty girls here!" Big Medicine bellowed  unexpectedly, close beside him. "We're all of us

engaged to `em,  by  cripes!" 

Miguel shot an oblique glance at Big Medicine, examined the end  of  his cigarette, and gave a lift of shoulder,

which might mean  anything  or nothing, and so was irritating to a degree. He did  not pursue the  subject

further, and so several belated retorts  were left tickling  futilely the tongues of the Happy Family  which

does not make for  amiability. 

To a man they liked him little, in spite of their easy  friendliness with mankind in general. At supper they

talked with  him  perfunctorily, and covertly sneered because he sprinkled his  food  liberally with cayenne and

his speech with Spanish words  pronounced  with soft, slurred vowels that made them sound  unfamiliar, and

against  which his English contrasted sharply with  its crisp, American  enunciation. He met their infrequent

glances  with the cool stare of  absolute indifference to their opinion of  him, and their perfunctory  civility with

introspective calm. 

The next morning, when there was riding to be done, and Miguel  appeared at the last moment in his working

clothes, even Weary,  the  sunnyhearted, had an unmistakable curl of his lip after the  first  glance. 

Miguel wore the hatband, the crimson kerchief tied loosely with  the point draped over his chest, the stamped

leather cuffs and  the  tan boots with the highest heels ever built by the cobbler  craft.  Also, the lower half of

him was incased in chaps the like  of which had  never before been brought into Flying U coulee.  Black

Angora chaps  they were; longhaired, crinkly to the very  hide, with three white,  diamondshaped patches

running down each  leg of them, and with the  leather waistband stamped elaborately  to match the cuffs. The

bands of  his spurs were two inches wide  and inlaid to the edge with beaten  silver, and each concho was

engraved to represent a large, wild rose,  with a golden center. A  dollar laid upon the rowels would have left a

fringe of prongs  all around. 

He bent over his sacked riding outfit, and undid it, revealing a  wonderful saddle of stamped leather inlaid on

skirt and cantle  with  more beaten silver. He straightened the skirts, carefully  ignoring the  glances thrown in

his direction, and swore softly to  himself when he  discovered where the leather had been scratched  through

the canvas  wrappings and the end of the silver scroll  ripped up. He drew out his  bridle and shook it into

shape, and  the silver mountings and the reins  of braided leather with  horsehair tassels made Happy Jack's

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Altogether, his splendor when he was mounted so disturbed the  fine  mental poise of the Happy Family that

they left him jingling  richly  off by himself, while they rode closely grouped and  discussed him

acrimoniously. 

"By gosh, a man might do worse than locate that Native Son for a  silver mine," Cal began, eyeing the

interloper scornfully. "It's  plumb wicked to ride around with all that wealth and fussy stuff.  He  must 'a'

robbed a bank and put the money all into a riding  outfit." 

"By golly, he looks to me like a pair uh trays when he comes  bowleggin' along with them white diamonds

on his legs," Slim  stated  solemnly. 

"And I'll gamble that's a spot higher than he stacks up in the  cow  game," Pink observed with the pessimism

which matrimony had  given him.  "You mind him asking about bad horses, last night?  That Lizzieboy  never

saw a bad horse; they don't grow 'em where  he come from. What  they don't know about riding they make up

for  with a swell rig" 

"And, oh, mamma! It sure is a swell rig!" Weary paid generous  tribute. "Only I will say old Banjo reminds

me of an Irish cook  rigged out in silk and diamonds. That outfit on Glory, now" He  sighed enviously. 

"Well, I've gone up against a few real ones in my long and varied  career," Irish remarked reminiscently, "and

I've noticed that a  hoss  never has any respect or admiration for a swell rig. When he  gets real  busy it ain't the

silver filigree stuff that's going to  help you hold  connections with your saddle, and a silvermounted

bridlebit ain't a  darned bit better than a plain one." 

"Just take a look at him!" cried Pink, with intense disgust.  "Ambling off there, so the sun can strike all that

silver and  bounce  back in our eyes. And that braided lariatI'd sure love  to see the  pieces if he ever tries to

anchor anything bigger than  a yearling!" 

"Why, you don't think for a minute he could ever get out and rope  anything, do yuh ?" Irish laughed. "That

there Native Son throws  on  awltogether too much dog to really get out and do  anything." 

"Aw," fleered Happy Jack, "he ain't any Natiff Son. He's a dago!" 

"He's got the earmarks uh both," Big Medicine stated  authoritatively. "I know 'em, by cripes, and I know their

ways."  He  jerked his thumb toward the dazzling Miguel. "I can tell yuh  the kinda  cowpuncher he is; I've

saw 'em workin' at it. Hawhaw  haw! They'll  start out to move ten or a dozen head uh tame old  cows from

one field  to another, and there'll be six or eight  fellers, rigged up like this  here trayspot, ridin' along,

important as hell, drivin' them few cows  down a lane, with peach  trees on both sides, by cripes, jingling their

big, silver spurs,  all wearin' fancy chaps to ride four or five miles  down the road.  Honest to grandma, they

call that punchin' cows! Oh,  he's a  Native Son, all right. I've saw lots of 'em, only I never saw  one  so far away

from the Promised Land before. That there looks queer  to me. Natiff Sonsthe real ones, like himare as

scarce  outside  Calyforny as buffalo are right here in this coulee." 

"That's the way they do it, all right," Irish agreed. "And then  they'll have a 'rodeo'" 

"Hawhawhaw!" Big Medicine interrupted, and took up the tale,  which might have been entitled "Some

Cowpunching I Have Seen." 

"They have them rodeos on a Sunday, mostly, and they invite  everybody to it, like it was a picnic. And

there'll be two or  three  fellers to every calf, all lit up, like Miguell, over  there, in  chaps and silver fixin's,

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They  stretch 'em out with two ropescalves,  remember! Little, weenty  fellers you could pack under one

arm!  Yuh can't blame 'em much. They  never have more'n thirty or forty  head to brand at a time, and they

never git more'n a taste uh  real work. So they make the most uh what  they git, and go in  heavy on fancy

outfits. And this here  silvermounted fellow  thinks he's a real cowpuncher, by cripes!" 

The Happy Family laughed at the idea; laughed so loud that Miguel  left his lonely splendor and swung over

to them, ostensibly to  borrow  a match. 

"What's the joke?" he inquired languidly, his chin thrust out and  his eyes upon the match blazing at the end of

his cigarette. 

The Happy Family hesitated and glanced at one another. Then Cal  spoke truthfully. 

"You're it," he said bluntly, with a secret desire to test the  temper of this darkskinned son of the West. 

Miguel darted one of his swift glances at Cal, blew out his match  and threw it away. 

"Oh, how funny. Haha." His voice was soft and absolutely  expressionless, his face blank of any emotion

whatever. He merely  spoke the words as a machine might have done. 

If he had been one of them, the Happy Family would have laughed  at  the whimsical humor of it. As it was,

they repressed the  impulse,  though Weary warmed toward him slightly. 

"Don't you believe anything this innocenteyed gazabo tells you,  Mr. Rapponi," he warned amiably. "He's

known to be a liar." 

"That's funny, too. Haha some more." Miguel permitted a thin  ribbon of smoke to slide from between his

lips, and gazed off to  the  crinkled line of hills. 

"Sure, it isnow you mention it," Weary agreed after a  perceptible pause. 

"How fortunate that I brought the humor to your attention,"  drawled Miguel, in the same expressionless tone,

much as if he  were  reciting a text. 

"Virtue is its own penalty," paraphrased Pink, not stopping to  see  whether the statement applied to the

subject. 

"Hawhawhaw!" roared Big Medicine, quite as irrelevantly. 

"Hehehe," supplemented the silvertrimmed one. 

Big Medicine stopped laughing suddenly, reined his horse close to  the other, and stared at him challengingly,

with his pale,  protruding  eyes, while the Happy Family glanced meaningly at one  another. Big  Medicine was

quite as unsafe as he looked, at that  moment, and they  wondered if the offender realized his precarious

situation. 

Miguel smoked with the infinite leisure which is a fine art when  it is not born of genuine abstraction, and

none could decide  whether  he was aware of the unfriendly proximity of Big Medicine.  Weary was  just on the

point of saying something to relieve the  tension, when  Miguel blew the ash gently from his cigarette and

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"Parrots are so common, out on the Coast, that they use them in  cheap restaurants for stew. I've often heard

them gabbling  together  in the kettle." 

The statement was so ambiguous that the Happy Family glanced at  him doubtfully. Big Medicine's stare

became more curious than  hostile, and he permitted his horse to lag a length. It is  difficult  to fight absolute

passivity. Then Slim, who ever  tramped solidly over  the flowers of sarcasm, blurted one of his  unexpected

retorts. 

"I was just wonderin', by golly, where yuh learnt to talk!" 

Miguel turned his velvet eyes sleepily toward the speaker. "From  the boarders who ate those parrots, amigo,"

he smiled serenely. 

At this, Slimonce justly accused by Irish of being a  "singleshot" when it came to reparteeturned purple

and dumb.  The  Happy Family, forswearing loyalty in their enjoyment of his  discomfiture, grinned and left to

Miguel the barren triumph of  the  last word. 

He did not gain in popularity as the days passed. They tilted  noses at his beautiful riding gear, and would

have died rather  than  speak of it in his presence. They never gossiped with him of  horses or  men or the lands

he knew. They were ready to snub him  at a moment's  noticeand it did not lessen their dislike of him  that he

failed to  yield them an opportunity. It is to be hoped  that he found his  thoughts sufficient entertainment, since

he was  left to them as much  as is humanly possible when half a dozen men  eat and sleep and work  together. It

annoyed them exceedingly that  Miguel did not seem to know  that they held him at a distance;  they objected

to his manner of  smoking cigarettes and staring off  at the skyline as if he were alone  and content with his

dreams.  When he did talk they listened with an  air of weary tolerance.  When he did not talk they ignored his

presence, and when he was  absent they criticized him mercilessly. 

They let him ride unwarned into an adobe patch one dayat least,  Big Medicine, Pink, Cal Emmett and Irish

did, for they were with  himand laughed surreptitiously together while he wallowed there  and  came out

afoot, his horse floundering behind him, mud to the  ears,  both of them. 

"Pretty soft going, along there, ain't it?" Pink commiserated  deceitfully. 

"It is, kinda," Miguel responded evenly, scraping the adobe off  Banjo with a flat rock. And the subject was

closed. 

"Well, it's some relief to the eyes to have the shine taken off  him, anyway," Pink observed a little guiltily

afterward. 

"I betche he ain't goin' to forget that, though," Happy Jack  warned when he saw the caked mud on Miguel's

Angora chaps and  silver  spurs, and the condition of his saddle. "Yuh better watch  out and not  turn your backs

on him in the dark, none uh you guys.  I betche he  packs a knife. Them kind always does." 

"Hawhawhaw!" bellowed Big Medicine uproariously. "I'd love to  see him git out an' try to use it, by

cripes!" 

"I wish Andy was here," Pink sighed. "Andy'd take the starch outa  him, all right." 

"Wouldn't he be pickings for old Andy, though? Gee!" Cal looked  around at them, with his wide, babyblue

eyes, and laughed.  "Let's  kinda jolly him along, boys, till Andy gets back. It sure  would be  great to watch

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so much  dog; he's so blamed satisfied with himself!  You snub him, and he looks  at yuh as if you was his

hired man  and then forgets all about yuh.  He come outa that 'doby like he'd  been swimmin' a river on a bet,

and  had made good and was a  heero right before the ladies. Kinda 'Oh,  that's nothing to what  I could do if it

was worth while,' way he had  with him." 

"It wouldn't matter so much if he wasn't all front," Pink  complained. "You'll notice that's always the way,

though. The  fellow  all fussed up with silver and braided leather can't get  out and do  anything. I remember up

on Milk river" Pink trailed  off into  absorbing reminiscence, which, however, is too lengthy  to repeat here. 

"Say, Miguell's down at the stable, sweatin from every pore  trying to get his saddle clean, by golly!" Slim

reported  cheerfully,  just as Pink was relighting the cigarette which had  gone out during  the big scene of his

story. "He was cussin' in  Spanish, when I walked  up to himbut he shut up when he seen me  and got that

peaceful look  uh hisn on his face. I wonder, by  golly" 

"Oh, shut up and go awn," Irish commanded bluntly, and looked at  Pink. "Did he call it off, then? Or did you

have to wade in" 

"Naw; he was like this here Native Sonall front. He could look  sudden death, all right; he had black eyes

like Miguell but  all a  fellow had to do was go after him, and he'd back up so  blamed quick" 

Slim listened that far, saw that he had interrupted a tale  evidently more interesting than anything he could

say, and went  off,  muttering to himself. 

CHAPTER II. "When Greek Meets Greek"

The next morning, which was Sunday, the machinations of Big  Medicine took Pink down to the creek behind

the bunkhouse.  "What's  hurtin' yuh?" he asked curiously, when he came to where  Big Medicine  stood in the

fringe of willows, choking between his  spasms of mirth. 

"Hawhawhaw!" roared Big Medicine; and, seizing Pink's arm in a  gorillalike grip, he pointed down the

bank. 

Miguel, seated upon a convenient rock in a sunny spot, was  painstakingly combing out the tangled hair of his

chaps, which he  had  washed quite as carefully not long before, as the cake of  soap beside  him testified. 

"Combingcombinghis chaps, by cripes!" Big Medicine gasped,  and  waggled his finger at the spectacle.

"Hawhawhaw! C  combin'hischaps!" 

Miguel glanced up at them as impersonally as if they were two  cackling hens, rather than derisive humans,

then bent his head  over a  stubborn knot and whistled La Paloma softly while he  coaxed out the  tangle. 

Pink's eyes widened as he looked, but he did not say anything. He  backed up the path and went thoughtfully

to the corrals, leaving  Big  Medicine to follow or not, as he chose. 

"Combin'his chaps, by cripes!" came rumbling behind him. Pink  turned. 

"Say! Don't make so much noise about it," he advised guardedly.  "I've got an idea." 

"Yuh want to hogtie it, then," Big Medicine retorted, resentful  because Pink seemed not to grasp the full

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and comb no chaps in broad  daylight,  by cripes; not and get off with it." 

"He's an ornament to the Flying U," Pink stated dreamily. "Us  boneheads don't appreciate him, is all that ails

us. What we  ought to  do ishelp him be as pretty as he wants to be, and" 

"Looky here, Little One." Big Medicine hurried his steps until he  was close alongside. "I wouldn't give a

punched nickel for a  fourhorse load uh them idees, and that's the truth." He passed  Pink  and went on ahead,

disgust in every line of his square  shouldered  figure. "Combin' his chaps, by cripes!" he snorted  again, and

straightway told the tale profanely to his fellows,  who laughed until  they were weak and wateryeyed as they

listened. 

Afterward, because Pink implored them and made a mystery of it,  they invited Miguel to take a hand in a

longwinded gamerather,  a  series of gamesof sevenup, while his chaps hung to dry upon  a  willow by

the creek bankor so he believed. 

The chaps, however, were up in the whitehouse kitchen, where  were  also the reek of scorched hair and the

laughing  expostulations of the  Little Doctor and the boyish titter of Pink  and Irish, who were  curling

laboriously the chaps of Miguel with  the curling tongs of the  Little Doctor and those of the Countess  besides. 

"It's a shame, and I just hope Miguel thrashes you both for it,"  the Little Doctor told them more than once; but

she laughed,  nevertheless, and showed Pink how to give the twist which made of  each lock a corkscrew

ringlet. The Countess stopped, with her  dishcloth dangling from one red, bony hand, while she looked.  "You

boys couldn't sleep nights if you didn't pester the life  outa  somebody," she scolded. "Seems to me I'd friz

them diamonds,  if I was  goin' to be mean enough to do anything." 

"You would, eh?" Pink glanced up at her and dimpled. "I'll find  you a rich husband to pay for that." He

straightway proceeded to  friz  the diamonds of white. 

"Why don't you have a strip of ringlets down each leg, with tight  little curls between?" suggested the Little

Doctor, not to be  outdone  by any other woman. 

"Correct you are," praised Irish. 

"And, remember, you're not heating brandingirons, mister man,"  she added. "You'll burn all the hair off, if

you let the tongs  get  redhot. Just so they'll sizzle; I've told you five times  already."  She picked up the Kid,

kissed many times the finger he  held up for  sympathythe finger with which he had touched the  tongs as

Pink was  putting them back into the grate of the kitchen  stove, and spoke again  to ease her conscience. "I

think it's  awfully mean of you to do it.  Miguel ought to thrash you both." 

"We're dead willing to let him try, Mrs. Chip. We know it's mean.  We're real ashamed of ourselves." Irish

tested his tongs as he  had  been told to do. "But we'd rather be ashamed than good, any  old time." 

The Little Doctor giggled behind the Kid's tousled curls, and  reached out a slim hand once more to give

Pink's tongs the expert  twist he was trying awkwardly to learn. "I'm sorry for Miguel;  he's  got lovely eyes,

anyway." 

"Yes, ain't he?" Pink looked up briefly from his task. "How's  your  leg, Irish? Mine's done." 

"Seems to me I'd make a deep border of them corkscrew curls all  around the bottoms, if I was doin' it," said

the Countess  peevishly,  from the kitchen sink. "If I was that dago I'd murder  the hull outfit;  I never did see a

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When the curling was done to the hilarious satisfaction of Irish  and Pink, and, while Pink was dancing in

them to show them off,  another entered with mail from town. And, because the mail  bearer  was Andy Green

himself, back from a winter's journeyings,  Cal, Happy  Jack and Slim followed close behind, talking all at

once, in their joy  at beholding the man they loved well and hated  occasionally also. Andy  delivered the mail

into the hands of the  Little Doctor, pinched the  Kid's cheek, and said how he had grown  goodlooking as his

mother,  almost, spoke a cheerful howdy to the  Countess, and turned to shake  hands with Pink. It was then

that  the honest, gray eyes of him widened  with amazement. 

"Well, by golly!" gasped Slim, goggling at the chaps of Miguel. 

"That there Natiff Son'll just about kill yuh for that," warned  Happy Jack, as mournfully as he might with

laughing. "He'll knife  yuh, sure." 

Andy, demanding the meaning of it all, learned all about Miguel  Rapponifrom the viewpoint of the Happy

Family. At least, he  learned  as much as it was politic to tell in the presence of the  Little  Doctor; and

afterward, while Pink was putting the chaps  back upon the  willow, where Miguel had left them, he was told

that they looked to  him, Andy Green, for assistance. 

"Oh, gosh! You don't want to depend on me, Pink," Andy  expostulated modestly. "I can't think of

anythingand, besides,  I've  reformed. I don't know as it's any compliment to me, by  graciousbeing told

soon as I land that I'm expected to lie to a  perfect stranger." 

"You come on down to the stable and take a look at his saddle and  bridle," urged Cal. "And wait till you see

him smoking and  looking  past you, as if you was an ornery little peak that didn't  do nothing  but obstruct the

scenery. I've seen mean cusseslots  of 'em; and I've  seen men that was stuck on themselves. But I  never" 

"Come outa that 'doby," Pink interrupted, "mud to his eyebrows,  just about. And he knew darned well we

headed him in there  deliberate. And when I remarks it's soft going, he says: 'It is,  kinda,'just like that."

Pink managed to imitate the languid  tone of  Miguel very well. "Not another word outa him. Didn't even  make

him  mad! He" 

"Tell him about the parrots, Slim," Cal suggested soberly. But  Slim only turned purple at the memory, and

swore. 

"Old Patsy sure has got it in for him," Happy Jack observed. "He  asked Patsy if he ever had enchiladas. Patsy

won't speak to him  no  more. He claims Miguell insulted him. He told Miguell" 

"Enchiladas are sure fine eating," said Andy. "I took to 'em like  a shebear to honey, down in New Mexico

this winter. Your Native  Son  is solid there, all right." 

"Aw, gwan! He ain't solid nowhere but in the head. Maybe you'll  love him to death when yuh see

himchances is you will, if  you've  took to eatin' dago grub." 

Andy patted Happy Jack reassuringly on the shoulder. "Don't get  excited," he soothed. "I'll put it all over the

gentleman, just  to  show my heart's in the right place. Just this once, though;  I've  reformed. And I've got to

have time to size him up. Where do  you keep  him when he ain't in the show window?" He swung into  step

with Pink.  "I'll tell you the truth," he confided  engagingly. "Any man that'll  wear chaps like he's goteven

leaving out the extra finish you  fellows have given 'emhad  ought to be taught a lesson he'll  remember. He

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"We haven't tried," Pink defended. "It kinda looked to us as if  he  was aiming to make us guy him; so we

didn't. We've left him  strictly  alone. Today"he glanced over his shoulder to where  the becurled  chaps

swung comically from the willow  branch"today's the first time  anybody's made a move. Unless,"  he

added, as an afterthought, "you  count yesterday in the 'doby  patchand even then we didn't tell him  to ride

into it; we just  let him do it." 

"And kinda herded him over towards it," Cal amended slyly. 

"Can he ride?" asked Andy, going straight to the main point, in  the mind of a cowpuncher. 

"Weellhe hasn't been piled, so far. But then," Pink qualified  hastily, "he hasn't topped anything worse

than Crow hop. He  ain't  hard to ride. Happy Jack could" 

"Aw, I'm gittin' good and sick of' hearin' that there tune,"  Happy  growled indignantly. "Why don't you point

out Slim as the  limit, once  in a while?" 

"Come on down to the stable, and let's talk it over," Andy  suggested, and led the way. "What's his style,

anyway? Mouthy, or  what?" 

With four willing tongues to enlighten him, it would be strange,  indeed, if one so acute as Andy Green failed

at last to have a  very  fair mental picture of Miguel. He gazed thoughtfully at his  boots,  laughed suddenly, and

slapped Irish quite painfully upon  the back. 

"Come on up and introduce me, boys," he said. "We'll make this  Native Son so hungry for homeyou watch

me put it on the  gentleman.  Only it does seem a shame to do it." 

"No, it ain't. If you'd been around him for two weeks, you'd want  to kill him just to make him take notice,"

Irish assured him. 

"What gets me," Andy mused, "is why you fellows come crying to me  for help. I should think the bunch of

you ought to be able to  handle  one lone Native Son." 

"Aw, you're the biggest liar and faker in the bunch, is why,"  Happy Jack blurted. 

"Oh, I see." Andy hummed a little tune and pushed his hands deep  into his pockets, and at the corners of his

lips there flickered  a  smile. 

The Native Son sat with his hat tilted slightly back upon his  head  and a cigarette between his lips, and was

reaching lazily  for the  trick which made the fourth game his, when the group  invaded the  bunkhouse. He

looked up indifferently, swept Andy's  face and figure  with a glance too impersonal to hold even a shade  of

curiosity, and  began rapidly shuffling his cards to count the  points he had made. 

Andy stopped short, just inside the door, and stared hard at  Miguel, who gave no sign. He turned his honest,

gray eyes upon  Pink  and Irish accusinglywhereat they wondered greatly. 

"Your dealif you want to play," drawled Miguel, and shoved his  cards toward Big Medicine. But the boys

were already uptilting  chairs  to grasp the quicker the outstretched hand of the  prodigal, so that  Miguel

gathered up the cards, evened their  edges mechanically, and  deigned another glance at this stranger  who was

being welcomed so  vociferously. Also he sighed a bit  for even a languideyed stoic of  a Native Son may

feel the twinge  of loneliness. Andy shook hands all  round, swore amiably at  Weary, and advanced finally

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"You don't know me from Adam's off ox," he began genially, "but I  know you, all right, all right. I hollered

my head off with the  rest  of 'em when you played merry hell in that bullring, last  Christmas.  Also, I was part

of your bodyguard when them greasers  were trying to  tickle you in the ribs with their knives in that  dark

alley. Shake,  oldtimer! You done yourself proud, and I'm  glad to know yuh!" 

Miguel, for the first time in two weeks, permitted himself the  luxury of an expressive countenance. He gave

Andy Green one  quick,  grateful lookand a smile, the like of which made the  Happy Family  quiver

inwardly with instinctive sympathy. 

"So you were there, too, eh?" Miguel exclaimed softly, and rose  to  greet him. "And that scrap in the

alleywe sure had a hell of  a time  there for a few minutes, didn't we? Are you that tall  fellow who  kicked

that squinteyed greaser in the stomach? Muchos  gracios, senor!  They were piling on me three deep, right

then,  and I always believed  they'd have got me, only for a tall vaquero  I couldn't locate  afterward." He smiled

again that wonderful  smile, which lighted the  darkness of his eyes as with a flame,  and murmured a sentence

or two  in Spanish. 

"Did you get the spurs me and my friends sent you afterward?"  asked Andy eagerly. "We heard about the

Arizona boys giving you  the  saddleand we raked high and low for them spurs. And, by  gracious,  they were

beauts, toodid yuh get 'em?" 

"I wear them every day I ride," answered Miguel, a peculiar,  caressing note in his voice. 

"I didn't knowwe heard you had disappeared off the earth.  Why" 

Miguel laughed outright. "To fight a bull with bare hands is one  thing, amigo," he said. "To take a chance on

getting a knife  stuck in  your back is another. Those Mexicansthey don't love  the man who  crosses the river

and makes of their bullfights a  plaything." 

"That's right; only I thought, you being a" 

"Not a Mexican." Miguel's voice sharpened a trifle. "My father  was  Spanish, yes. My mother"his eyes

flashed briefly at the  faces of the  gaping Happy Family"my mother was born in  Ireland." 

"And that sure makes a hard combination to beat," cried Andy  heartily. He looked at the othersat all, that

is, save Pink and  Irish, who had disappeared. "Well, boys, I never thought I'd come  home and find" 

"Miguel Rapponi," supplied the Native Son quickly. "As well  forget  that other name. And," he added with the

shrug which the  Happy Family  had come to hate, "as well forget the story, also. I  am not hungry for  the feel

of a knife in my back." He smiled  again engagingly at Andy  Green. It was astonishing how readily  that smile

had sprung to life  with the warmth of a little  friendship, and how pleasant it was,  withal. 

"Just as you say," Andy agreed, not trying to hide his  admiration.  "I guess nobody's got a better right to holler

for  silence. Butsay,  you sure delivered the goods, old boy! You  musta read about it, you  fellows; about the

American puncher that  went over the line and rode  one of their crack bulls all round  the ring, and then" He

stopped  and looked apologetically at  Miguel, in whose dark eyes there flashed  a warning light. "I  clean

forgot," he confessed impulsively. "This  meeting you here  unexpectedly, like this, has kinda got me rattled, I

guess.  ButI never saw yuh before in my life," he declared  emphatically. "I don't know a darn thing

aboutanything that  ever  happened in an alley in the city ofoh, come on, oldtimer;  let's  talk about the

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After that the boys of the Flying U behaved very much as do  children who have quarreled foolishly and are

trying shamefacedly  to  reestablish friendly relations without the preliminary  indignity of  open repentance.

They avoided meeting the  velveteyed glances of  Miguel, and at the same time they were  plainly anxious to

include him  in their talk as if that had been  their habit from the first. A  difficult situation to meet, even  with

the fine aplomb of the Happy  Family to ease the awkwardness. 

Later Miguel went unobtrusively down to the creek after his  chaps;  he did not get them, just then, but he

stood for a long  time hidden  behind the willowfringe, watching Pink and Irish  feverishly combing  out

certain corkscrew ringlets, and dampening  their combs in the creek  to facilitate the process of  straightening

certain patches of  rebellious frizzes. Miguel did  not laugh aloud, as Big Medicine had  done. He stood until he

wearied of the sight, then lifted his  shoulders in the gesture  which may mean anything, smiled and went his

way. 

Not until dusk did Andy get a private word with him. When he did  find him alone, he pumped Miguel's hand

up and down and afterward  clutched at the manger for support, and came near strangling.  Miguel  leaned

beside him and smiled to himself. 

"Good team work, old boy," Andy gasped at length, in a whisper.  "Best I ever saw in m'life, impromptu on

the spot, like that. I  saw  you had the makings in you, soon as I caught your eye. And  the whole,  blame bunch

fell for itwoooof!" He laid his face  down again upon  his folded arms and shook in all the long length  of

him. 

"They had it coming," said Miguel softly, with a peculiar relish.  "Two whole weeks, and never a friendly

word from one of themoh,  hell!" 

"I knowI heard it all, soon as I hit the ranch," Andy replied  weakly, standing up and wiping his eyes. "I

just thought I'd  learn  'em a lessonand the way you played upsay, my hat's off  to you, all  right!" 

"One learns to seize opportunities without stuttering," Miguel  observed calmlyand a queer look came into

his eyes as they  rested  upon the face of Andy. "And, if the chance comes, I'll do  as much for  you. By the way,

did you see the saddle those Arizona  boys sent me?  It's over here. It's a pippinalmost as fine as  the spurs,

which I  keep in the bunkhouse when they're not on my  heels. And, if I didn't  say so before, I'm sure glad to

meet the  man that helped me through  that alley. That big, fat devil would  have landed me, sure, if you

hadn't" 

"Ahwhat?" Andy leaned and peered into the face of Miguel, his  jaw hanging slack. "You don't mean to tell

meit's true?" 

"True? Why, I thought you were the fellow" Miguel faced him  steadily. His eyes were frankly puzzled. 

"I'll tell you the truth, so help me," Andy said heavily. "I  don't  know a darned thing about it, only what I read

in the  papers. I spent  the whole winter in Colorado and Wyoming. I was  just joshing the  boys." 

"Oh," said Miguel. 

They stood there in the dusk and silence for a space, after which  Andy went forth into the night to meditate

upon this thing.  Miguel  stood and looked after him. 

"He's the real goods when it comes to lyingbut there are  others," he said aloud, and smiled a peculiar

smile. But for all  that  he felt that he was going to like Andy very much indeed.  And, since  the Happy Family

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foolishly  attached to the Flying U as was even Slim, confessedly  the most rabid  of partisans. 

In this wise did Miguel Rapponi, then, become a member of Jim  Whitmore's Happy Family, and play his part

in the events which  followed his adoption. 

CHAPTER III. Bad News

Andy Green, that honesteyed young man whom everyone loved, but  whom not a man believed save when

he was indulging his love for  more  or less fantastic flights of the imagination, pulled up on  the brow of

Flying U coulee and stared somberly at the picture  spread below him.  On the porch of the White House the

hammock  swung gently under the  weight of the Little Doctor, who pushed  her shippertoe mechanically

against a post support at regular  intervals while she read. 

On the steps the Kid was crawling laboriously upward, only to  descend again quite as laboriously when he

attained the top. One  of  the boys was just emerging from the blacksmith shop; from the  build of  him Andy

knew it must be either Weary or Irish, though  it would take a  much closer observation, and some familiarity

with the two to identify  the man more exactly. In the corral were  a swirl of horses and an  overhanging cloud

of dust, with two or  three figures discernible in  the midst, and away in the little  pasture two other figures

were  galloping after a fleeing dozen of  horses. While he looked, old Patsy  came out of the messhouse, and

went, with flapping floursack apron,  to the woodpile. 

Peaceful it was, and homelike and contentedly prosperous; a  little world tucked away in its hills, with its

own little  triumphs  and defeats, its own heartaches and rejoicings; a lucky  little world,  because its triumphs

had been satisfying, its  defeats small, its  heartaches brief, and its rejoicings untainted  with harassment or

guilt. Yet Andy stared down upon it with a  frown; and, when he  twitched the reins and began the descent, he

sighed impatiently. 

Past the stable he rode with scarcely a glance toward Weary, who  shouted a casual "Hello" at him from the

corral; through the big  gate  and up the trail to the White House, and straight to the  porch, where  the Little

Doctor flipped a leaf of her magazine and  glanced at him  with a smile, and the Kid turned his plump body

upon the middle step  and wrinkled his nose in a smile of  recognition, while he threw out an  arm in welcome,

and made a  wobbling effort to get upon his feet. 

Andy smiled at the Kid, but his smile did not reach his eyes, and  faded almost immediately. He glanced at the

Little Doctor, sent  his  horse past the steps and the Kid, and close to the railing,  so that he  could lean and toss

the mail into the Little Doctor's  lap. There was a  yellow envelope among the letters, and her  fingers singled it

out  curiously. Andy folded his hands upon the  saddlehorn and watched her  frankly. 

"Must be from J. G.," guessed the Little Doctor, inserting a slim  finger under the badly sealed flap. "I've been

wondering if he  wasn't  going to send some wordhe's been gone a weekBaby! He's  right  between your

horse's legs, Andy! Ohhbaby boy, what won't  you do  next?" She scattered letters and papers from her lap

and  flew to the  rescue. "Will he kick, Andy? You little ruffian." She  held out her  arms coaxingly from the top

of the steps, and her  face, Andy saw when  he looked at her, had lost some of its color. 

"The horse is quiet enough," he reassured her. "But at the same  time I wouldn't hand him out as a plaything

for a kid." He leaned  cautiously and peered backward. 

"Ohdid you ever see such a child! Come to mother, Baby!" Her  voice was becoming strained. 

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mouth, moved farther  backward, and sat down violently under the horse's sweat  roughened  belly. He

wriggled round so that he faced forward,  reached out  gleefully, caught the front fetlocks, and cried  "Dup!"

while he  pulled. The Little Doctor turned white. 

"He's all right," soothed Andy, and, leaning with a twist of his  slim body, caught the Kid firmly by the back

of his pink dress,  and  lifted him clear of danger. He came up with a red face,  tossed the Kid  into the eager

arms of the Little Doctor, and  soothed his horse with  soft words and a series of little slaps  upon the neck. He

was  breathing unevenly, because the Kid had  really been in rather a  ticklish position; but the Little Doctor

had her face hidden on the  baby's neck and did not see. 

"Where's Chip?" Andy turned to ride back to the stable, glancing  toward the telegram lying on the floor of the

porch; and from it  his  eyes went to the young woman trying to laugh away her  trembling while  she scolded

adoringly her adventurous manchild.  He was about to speak  again, but thought better of it, and  sighed. 

"Down at the stables somewhereI don't know, really; the boys  can  tell you. Mother's baby mustn't touch

the naughty horses.  Naughty  horses hurt mother's baby! Make him cry!" 

Andy gave her a long look, which had in it much pity, and rode  away. He knew what was in that telegram, for

the agent had told  him  when he hunted him up at Rusty Brown's and gave it to him;  and the  horse of Andy

bore mute testimony to the speed with which  he had  brought it to the ranch. Not until he had reached the

coulee had he  slackened his pace. He decided, after that glance,  that he would not  remind her that she had not

read the telegram;  instead, he thought he  ought to find Chip immediately and send  him to her. 

Chip was rummaging after something in the storehouse, and, when  Andy saw him there, he dismounted and

stood blotting out the  light  from the doorway. Chip looked up, said "Hello" carelessly,  and flung  an old

slicker aside that he might search beneath it.  "Back early,  aren't you?" he asked, for sake of saying something. 

Andy's attitude was not as casual as he would have had it. 

"Say, maybe you better go on up to the house," he began  diffidently. "I guess your wife wants to see yuh,

maybe." 

"Just as a good wife should," grinned Chip. "What's the matter?  Kid fall off the porch?" 

"NooI brought out a wire from Chicago. It's from a doctor  theresome hospital. TheOld Man got

hurt. One of them cussed  automobiles knocked him down. They want you to come." 

Chip had straightened up and was hooking at Andy blankly. "If  you're just" 

"Honest," Andy asserted, and flushed a little. "I'll go tell some  one to catch up the teamyou'll want to make

that 11:20, I take  it."  He added, as Chip went by him hastily, "I had the agent wire  for  sleeper berths on the

11:20 so" 

"Thanks. Yes, you have the team caught up, Andy." Chip was  already  well on his way to the house. 

Andy waited till he saw the Little Doctor come hurriedly to the  end of the porch overlooking the pathway,

with the telegram  fluttering in her fingers, and then led his horse down through  the  gate and to the stable. He

yanked the saddle off, turned the  tired  animal into a stall, and went on to the corral, where he  leaned elbows

on a warped rail and peered through at the turmoil  within. Close  beside him stood Weary, with his loop

dragging  behind him, waiting for  a chance to throw it over the head of a  buckskin threeyearold with  black

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"Get in here and make a hand, why don't you?" Weary bantered, his  eye on the buckskin. "Good chance to

make a 'rep' for yourself,  Andy.  Gawd greased that buckskinhe sure can slide out from  under a rope as

easy" 

He broke off to flip the hoop dexterously forward, had the reward  of seeing the buckskin dodge backward, so

that the rope barely  flicked him on the nose, and drew in his rope disgustedly. "Come  on,  Andymy hands

are up in the air; I can't land him that's  the fourth  throw." 

Andy's interest in the buckskin, however, was scant. His face was  sober, his whole attitude one of extreme

dejection. 

"You got the tummyache?" Pink inquired facetiously, moving  around  so that he got a fair look at his face. 

"Nawhis girl's went back on him!" Happy Jack put in, coiling  his  rope as he came up. 

"Oh, shut up!" Andy's voice was sharp with trouble. "Boys, the  Old  Man'swell, he's most likely dead by

this time. I brought  out a  telegram" 

"Go on!" Pink's eyes widened incredulously. "Don't you try that  kind of a load, Andy Green, or I'll just

about" 

"Oh, you fellows make me sick!" Andy took his elbows off the rail  and stood straight. "Dammit, the

telegram's up at the housego  and  read it yourselves, then!" 

The three stared after him doubtfully, fear struggling with the  caution born of much experience. 

"He don't act, to me, like he was putting up a josh," Weary  stated  uneasily, after a minute of silence. "Run up

to the house  and find  out, Cadwalloper. The Old Manoh, good Lord!" The tan  on Weary's face  took a

lighter tinge. "Scootit won't take but a  minute to find out  for sure. Go on, Pink." 

"So help me Josephine, I'll kill that same Andy Green if he's  lied  about it," Pink declared, while he climbed

the fence. 

In three minutes he was back, and before he had said a word, his  face confirmed the bad news. Their eyes

besought him for details,  and  he gave them jerkily. "Automobile run over him. He ain't  dead, but  they

thinkChip and the Little Doctor are going to  catch the night  train. You go haze in the team, Happy. And

give  'em a feed of oats,  Chip said." 

Irish and Big Medicine, seeing the, three standing soberly  together there, and sensing something unusual,

came up and heard  the  news in stunned silence. Andy, forgetting his pique at their  first  disbelief, came

forlornly back and stood with them. 

The Old Manthe thing could not be true! To every man of them  his  presence, conjured by the impending

tragedy, was almost a  palpable  thing. His stocky figure seemed almost to stand in their  midst; he  looked at

them with his whimsical eyes, which had the  radiating  crowsfeet of age, humor and habitual squinting

against  sun and wind;  the bald spot on his head, the wrinkling  shirtcollar that seldom knew  a tie, the carpet

slippers which  were his favorite footgear because  they were kind to his bunions,  his husky voice,

goodnaturedly  complaining, were poignantly real  to them at that moment. Then Irish  mentally pictured him

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"If he's got to die, it oughta be here, where folks know him  andwhere he knows" Irish was not

accustomed to giving voice  to  his deeper feelings, and he blundered awkwardly over it. 

"I never did go much on them darned hospitals, anyway," Weary  observed gloomily. "He oughta be home,

where folks can look after  him. Mamma! It sure is a fright." 

"I betche Chip and the Little Doctor won't get there in time,"  Happy Jack predicted, with his usual pessimism.

"The Old Man's  gittin' old" 

"He ain't but fiftytwo; yuh call that old, consarn yuh? He's  younger right now than you'll be when you're

forty." 

"Countess is going along, too, so she can ride herd on the Kid,"  Pink informed then. "I heard the Little Doctor

tell her to pack  up,  and 'never mind if she did have sponge all set!' Countess  seemed to  think her bread was a

darned sight more important than  the Old Man.  That's the way with women. They'll pass up" 

"Well, by golly, I like to see a woman take some interest in her  own affairs," Slim defended. "What they

packin' up for, and where  they goin'?" Slim had just ridden up to the group in time to  overhear  Pink's

criticism. 

They told him the news, and Slim swallowed twice, said "By  golly!"  quite huskily, and then rode slowly

away with his head  bowed. He had  worked for the Flying U when it was strictly a  bachelor outfit, and  with

the tenacity of slow minds he held J.  G. Whitmore, his beloved  "Old Man," as but a degree lower than  that

mysterious power which made  the sun to shineand, if the  truth were known, he had accepted him as  being

quite as eternal.  His loyalty adjusted everything to the  interests of the Flying U.  That the Old Man could

diethe possibility  stunned him. 

They were a sorry company that gathered that night around the  long  table with its mottled oilcloth covering

and benches  polished to a  glasslike smoothness with their own vigorous  bodies. They did not  talk much

about the Old Man; indeed, they  came no nearer the subject  than to ask Weary if he were going to  drive the

team in to Dry Lake.  They did not talk much about  anything, for that matter; even the  knives and forks

seemed to  share the general depression of spirits,  and failed to give forth  the cheerful clatter which was a

daily  accompaniment of meals in  that room. 

Old Patsy, he who had cooked for J. G. Whitmore when the Flying U  coulee was a wilderness and the brand

yet unrecorded and the  irons  unmadePatsy lumbered heavily about the room and could not  find his

dishcloth when it was squeezed tight in one great, fat  hand, and  unthinkingly started to fill their coffee cups

from the  teakettle. 

"Py cosh, I vould keel der fool vot made her first von of der  automobeels, yet!" he exclaimed unexpectedly,

after a long  silence,  and cast his pipe vindictively toward his bunk in one  corner. 

The Happy Family looked around at him, then understandingly at  one  another. 

"Same here, Patsy," Jack Bates agreed. "What they want of the  damned things when the country's full uh

good horses gits me." 

"So some Yahoo with just sense enough to put goggles on to cover  up his fool face can run over folks he ain't

good enough to speak  to,  by cripes!" Big Medicine glared aggressively up and down the  table. 

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"This goin' to be hard on the Little Doctoronly brother she's  got," they heard Happy Jack point out

unnecessarily; and Weary,  the  equable, was guilty of slamming the door so that the whole  building  shook, by

way of demonstrating his dislike of speech  upon the subject. 

They were a sorry company who waved hands at the Little Doctor  and  the Kid and the Countess, just when

the afterglow of a red  sunset was  merging into the vague, purple shadows of coming dusk.  They stood  silent,

for the most part, and let them go without the  usual facetious  advice to "Be good to yourselves," and the

hackneyed admonition to  Chip to keep out of jail if he could.  There must have been something  very wistful in

their faces, for  the Little Doctor smiled bravely down  upon then from the buggy  seat, and lifted up the Kid for

a  fourtoothed smile and an  ecstatic "Bye!" accompanied by a vigorous  flopping of hands,  which included

then all. 

"We'll telegraph first thing, boys," the Little Doctor called  back, as the rig chucked into the pebbly creek

crossing. "We'll  keep  you posted, and I'll write all the particulars as soon as I  can. Don't  think the

worstunless you have to. I don't." She  smiled again, and  waved her hand hastily because of the Kid's

contortions; and, though  the smile had tears close behind it,  though her voice was tremulous in  spite of

herself, the Happy  Family took heart from her courage and  waved their hats gravely,  and smiled back as best

they could. 

"There's a lot uh cake you boys might just as well eat up," the  Countess called belatedly. "It'll all dry out, if

yuh don'tand  there ain't no use wastin' itand there's two lemon pies in the  brown cupboard, and what

under the shinin' sun" The wheels  bumped  violently against a rock, and the Happy Family heard no  more. 

CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes

On the third day after the Happy Family decided that there should  be some word from Chicago; and, since

that day was Sunday, they  rode  in a body to Dry Lake after it. They had not discussed the  impending  tragedy

very much, but they were an exceedingly Unhappy  Family,  nevertheless; and, since Flying U coulee was but

a place  of gloom,  they were not averse to leaving it behind them for a  few hours, and  riding where every stick

and stone did not remind  then of the Old Man. 

In Dry Lake was a message, brief but heartening: 

"J. G. still alive. Some hopes". 

They left the station with lighter spirits after reading that;  rode to the hotel, tied their horses to the long

hitching pole  there  and went in. And right there the Happy Family unwittingly  became cast  for the leading

parts in one of those dramas of the  West which never  is heard of outside the theater in which grim

circumstance stages it  for a single playingunless, indeed, the  curtain rings down on a  tragedy that brings

the actors before  their district judge for trial.  And, as so frequently is the  case, the beginning was casual to the

point of triviality. 

Sary, Ellen, Marg'reet, Sybilly and Jos'phine Denson (spelled in  accordance with parental pronunciation)

were swinging idly upon  the  hitching pole, with the selfconscious sang froid of country  children  come to

town. They backed away from the Happy Family's  approach,  grinned foolishly in response to their careless

greeting, and tittered  openly at the resplendence of the Native  Son, who was wearing his  black Angora chaps

with the three white  diamonds down each leg, the  gay horsehair hatband, crimson  neckerchief and Mexican

spurs with  their immense rowels and  ornate conchos of handbeaten silver. Sary,  Ellen, Marg'reet,  Jos'phine

and Sybilly were also resplendent, in  their way. Their  carroty hair was tied with ribbons quite aggressively

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beneath each stiffly starched dress. 

"Hello, kids," Weary greeted them amiably, with a secret smile  over the memory of a time when they had

purloined the Little  Doctor's  pills and had made reluctant acquaintance with a stomach  pump.  "Where's the

circus going to be at?" 

"There ain't goin' to be no circus," Sybilly retorted, because  she  was the forward one of the family. "We're

going away; on the  train.  The next one that comes along. We're going to be on it all  night, too;  and we'll have

to eat on it, too." 

"Well, by golly, you'll want something to eat, then!" Slim was  feeling abstractedly in his pocket for a coin,

for these were the  nieces of the Countess, and therefore claimed more than a cursory  interest from Slim. "You

take this up to the store and see if yuh  can't swop it for something good to eat." Because Sary was the

smallest of the lot he pressed the dollar into her shrinking,  amazed  palm. 

"Paw's got more money'n that," Sybilly announced proudly. "Paw's  got a million dollars. A man bought our

ranch and gave him a lot  of  money. We're rich now. Maybe paw'll buy us a phonygraft. He  said  maybe he

would. And maw's goin' to have a blue silk dress  with green  onto it. And" 

"Better haze along and buy that grub stake," Slim interrupted the  family gift for profuse speech. He had

caught the boys grinning,  and  fancied that they were tracing a likeness between the  garrulity of  Sybilly and

the fluency of her aunt, the Countess.  "You don't want  that train to go off and leave yuh, by golly." 

"Wonder who bought Denson out?" Cal Emmett asked of no one in  particular, as the children went strutting

off to the store to  spend  the dollar which little Sary clutched so tightly it seemed  as if the  goddess of liberty

must surely have been imprinted upon  her palm. 

When they went inside and found Denson himself pompously "setting  'em up to the house," Cal repeated the

question in a slightly  different form to the man himself. 

Denson, while he was ready to impress the beholders with his  unaccustomed affluence, became noticeably

embarrassed at the  inquiry,  and edged off into vague generalities. 

"I jest nacherlly had to sell when I got m' price," he told the  Happy Family in a tone that savored strongly of

apology. "I like  the  country, and I like m' neighbors fine. Never'd ask for better  than the  Flyin' U has been t'

me. I ain't got no kick comin'  there. Sorry to  hear the Old Man's hurt back East. Mary was real  put out at not

bein'  able to see Louise 'fore she went away"  Louise being the Countess'  and Mary Denson's sister"but

soon as  I sold I got oneasy like. The  feller wanted p'session right away,  too, so I told Mary we might as  well

start b'fore we git outa the  notion. I wouldn't uh cared about  sellin', maybe, but the kids  needs to be in school.

They're growin' up  in ign'rance out here,  and Mary's folks wants us to come back 'n'  settle close handy

bythey been at us t' sell out and move fer the  last five years,  now, and I told Mary" 

Even Cal forgot, eventually, that he had asked a question which  remained unanswered; what interest he had

felt at first was  smothered  to death beneath that blanket of words, and he eagerly  followed the  boys out and

over to Rusty Brown's place, where  Denson, because of an  old grudge against Rusty, might be trusted  not to

follow. 

"Mamma!" Weary commented amusedly, when they were crossing the  street, "that Denson bunch can sure

talk the fastest and longest,  and  say the least, of any outfit I ever saw." 


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"Wonder who did buy him out?" Jack Bates queried. "Old  gingerwhiskers didn't pass out any facts, yuh

notice. He  couldn't  have,got much; his land's mostly gravel and 'doby  patches. He's got a  water right on

Flying U creek, you  knowfirst right, at that, seems  to meand a dandy fine spring  in that coulee. Wonder

why our outfit  didn't buy him outseeing  he wanted to sell so bad?" 

"This wantin' to sell is something I never heard of b'fore," Slim  said slowly. "To hear him tell it, that ranch uh

hisn was worth a  dollar an inch, by golly. I don't b'lieve he's been wantin' to  sell  out. If he had, Mis' Bixby

woulda said something about it.  She don't  know about this here sellin' business, or she'd a  said" 

"Yeah, you can most generally bank on the Countess telling all  she  knows," Cal assented with some sarcasm;

at which Slim grunted  and  turned sulky afterward. 

Denson and his affairs they speedily forgot for a time, in the  diversion which Rusty Brown's familiar place

afforded to young  men  with unjaded nerves and a zest for the primitive pleasures.  Not until  midafternoon

did it occur to them that Flying U coulee  was deserted  by all save old Patsy, and that there were chores to  be

done, if all  the creatures of the coulee would sleep in  comfort that night. Pink,  therefore, withdrew his

challenge to  the bunch, and laid his billiard  cue down with a sigh and the  remark that all he lacked was time,

to  have the scalps of every  last one of them hanging from his belt. Pink  was figurative in  his speech, you will

understand; and also a bit  vainglorious over  beating Andy Green and Big Medicine twice in  succession. 

It occurred to Weary then that a word of cheer to the Old Man and  his anxious watchers might not cone

amiss. Therefore the Happy  Family  mounted and rode to the depot to send it, and on the way  wrangled over

the wording of the message after their usual  contentious manner. 

"Better tell 'em everything is fine, at this end uh the line,"  Cal  suggested, and was hooted at for a poet. 

"Just say," Weary began, when he was interrupted by the  discordant  clamor from a trainload of sheep that had

just pulled  in and stopped.  "'Maaaa, Maaaaa,' darn yuh," he shouted  derisively, at the peering,  plaintive

faces, glimpsed between the  closeset bars. "Mamma, how I do  love sheep!" Whereupon he put  spurs to his

horse and galloped down to  the station to rid his  ears of the turbulent wave of protest from the  cars. 

Naturally it required some time to compose the telegram in a  style  satisfactory to all parties. Outside, cars

banged together,  an engine  snorted stertorously, and suffocating puffs of coal  smoke now and then  invaded

the waitingroom while the Happy  Family were sending that  message of cheer to Chicago. If you are  curious,

the final version of  their combined sentiments was not  at all spectacular. It said merely: 

"Everything fine here. Take good care of the Old Man. How's the  Kid stacking up?" 

It was signed simply "The Bunch." 

"Mary's little lambs are here yet, I see," the Native Son  remarked  carelessly when they went out. "Enough

lambs for all the  Marys in the  country. How would you like to be Mary?" 

"Not for me," Irish declared, and turned his face away from the  stench of them. 

Others there were who rode the length of the train with faces  averted and looks of disdain; cowmen, all of

them, they shared  the  range prejudice, and took no pains to hide it. 

The wind blew strong from the east, that day; it whistled through  the open, doubledecked cars packed with

gray, woolly bodies,  whose  voices were ever raised in strident complaint; and the  stench of them  smote the

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where the air was clean  again. 

"Honest to grandma, I'd make the poorest kind of a sheepherder,"  Big Medicine bawled earnestly, when they

were well away from the  noise and smell of the detested animals. "If I had to herd sheep,  by  cripes, do you

know what I'd do? I'd haze 'em into a coulee  and turn  loose with a good rifle and plenty uh shells, and call  in

the coyotes  to git a square meal. That's the way I'd herd  sheep. It's the only way  you can shut 'em up. They

just 'baaaa,  baaaa, baaaa' from the time  they're dropped till somebody kills  'em off. Honest, they blat in

their sleep. I've heard 'em." 

"When you and the dogs were shooting off coyotes?" asked Andy  Green pointedly, and so precipitated

dissension which lasted for  ten  miles. 

CHAPTER V. Sheep

Slim rising first from dinner on the next day but one opened the  door of the messhouse, and stood there idly

picking his teeth  before  he went about his work. After a minute of listening to the  boys  "joshing" old Patsy

about some gooseberry pies he had baked  without  sugar, he turned his face outward, threw up his head like  a

startled  bull, and began to sniff. 

"Say, I smell sheep, by golly!" he announced in the bellowing  tone  which was his conversational voice, and

sniffed again. 

"Oh, that's just a leftover in your system from the dose yuh got  in town Sunday," Weary explained

soothingly. "I've smelled sheep,  and  tasted sheep, and dreamed sheep, ever since." 

"No, by golly, it's sheep! It ain't no memory. II b'hieve I  hear  'em, too, by golly." Slim stepped out away

from the building  and faced  suspiciously down the coulee. 

"Slim, I never suspected you of imagination before," the Native  Son drawled, and loitered out to where Slim

stood still sniffing.  "I  wonder if you're catching it from Andy and me. Don't you think  you  ought to be

vaccinated?" 

"That ain't imagination," Pink called out from within. "When  anybody claims there's sheep in Flying U

coulee, that's straight  loco." 

"Come on out here and smell 'em yourself, then!" Slim bawled  indignantly. "I never seen such an outfit as

this is gittin' to  be;  you fellers don't believe nobody, no more. We ain't all Andy  Greens." 

Upon hearing this Andy pushed back his chair and strolled  outside.  He clapped his hand down upon Slim's

fatcushioned  shoulder and swayed  him gently. "Never mind, Slim; you can't all  be famous," he comforted.

"Some day, maybe, I'll teach yuh the  fine art of lying more  convincingly than the ordinary man can  tell the

truth. It is a fine  art; it takes a genius to put it  across. Now, the only time anybody  doubts my word is when

I'm  sticking to the truth hike a sand burr to a  dog's tail." 

From away to the west, borne on the wind which swept steadily  down  the coulee, came that faint, humming

singsong, which can be  made only  by a herd of a thousand or more sheep, all blatting in  different  keysor

by a distant band playing monotonously upon  the middle octave  of their varied instruments. 

"Slim's right, by gracious! It's sheep, sure as yuh live." Andy  did not wait for more, but started at a fast walk

for the stable  and  his horse. After him went the Native Son, who had not been  with the  Flying U long enough


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to sense the magnitude of the  affront, and Slim,  who knew to a nicety just what "cowmen"  considered the

unpardonable  sin, and the rest of the Happy  Family, who were rather incredulous  still. 

"Must be some fool herder just crossing the coulee, on the move  somewhere," Weary gave as a solution.

"Half of 'em don't know a  fence  when they see it." 

As they galloped toward the sound and the smell, they expressed  freely their opinion of sheep, the men who

owned them, and the  lunatics who watched over the blatting things. They were  cattlemen to  the marrow in

their bones, and they gloried in their  prejudice against  the woolly despoilers of the range. 

All these years had the Flying U been immune from the nuisance,  save for an occasional trespasser, who was

quickly sent about his  business. The Flying U range had been kept in the main inviolate  from  the little, gray

vandals, which ate the grass clean to the  sod, and  trampled with their sharppointed hoofs the very roots  into

lifelessness; which polluted the waterholes and creeks  until cattle  and horses went thirsty rather than drink;

which, in  that land of  scant rainfall, devastated the range where they fed  so that a  longestablished

prairiedog town was not more barren.  What wonder if  the men who owned cattle, and those who tended

them, hated sheep? So  does the farmer dread an invasion of  grasshoppers. 

A mile down the coulee they came upon the band with two herders  and four dogs keeping watch. Across the

coulee and up the  hillsides  they spread like a noisome gray blanket. "Maaaa, maa  aa, maaaa,"  two

thousand strong they blatted a strident medley  while they hurried  here and there after sweeter bunches of

grass,  very much like a  disturbed anthill. 

The herders loitered upon either slope, their dogs lying close  beside them. There was good grass in that part

of the coulee; the  Flying U had saved it for the saddle horses that were to be  gathered  and held temporarily at

the ranch; for it would save  herding, and a  week in that pasture would put a keen edge on  their spirits for the

hard work of the calf roundup. A dozen or  two that ranged close had  already been driven into the field and

were feeding disdainfully in a  corner as far away from the sheep  as the fence would permit. 

The Happy Family, riding closegrouped, stiffened in their  saddles  and stared amazed at the outrage. 

"Sheepherders never did have any nerve," Irish observed after a  minute. "They keep their places fine! They'll

drive their sheep  right  into your dooryard and tell 'en to help themselves to  anything that  happens to look

good to them. Oh, they're sure  modest and retiring!" 

Weary, who had charge of the outfit during Chip's absence, was  making straight for the nearest herder. Pink

and Andy went with  him,  as a matter of course. 

"You fellows ride up around that side, and put the run on them  sheep," Weary shouted back to the others.

"We'll start the other  side  moving. Make 'em travelback where they came from." He  jerked his  head

toward the north. He knew, just as they all knew,  that there had  been no sheep to the south, unless one

counted  those that ranged  across the Missouri river. 

As the three forced their horses up the steep slope, the herder,  sitting slouched upon a rock, glanced up at

them dully. He had a  long  stick, with which he was apathetically turning over the  smaller stones  within his

reach, and as apathetically killing the  black bugs that  scuttled out from the moist earth beneath. He  desisted

from this  unexciting pastime as they drew near, and eyed  them with the  sullenness that comes of long

isolation when the  person's nature  forbids that other extreme of babbling garrulity,  for no man can live  long

months alone and remain perfectly  normal. Nature, that stern  mistress, always exacts a penalty from  us

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"Maybe," Weary began mildly and without preface, "you don't know  this is private property. Get busy with

your dogs, and haze these  sheep back on the bench." He waved his hand to the north. "And,  when  you get a

good start in that direction," he added, "yuh  better keep  right on going." 

The herder surveyed him morosely, but he said nothing; neither  did  he rise from the rock to obey the

command. The dogs sat upon  their  haunches and perked their ears inquiringly, as if they  understood  better

than did their master that these men were not  to be quite  overlooked. 

"I meant today," Weary hinted, with the manner of one who  deliberately holds his voice quiet. 

"I never asked yuh what yuh meant," the herder mumbled, scowling.  "We got to keep 'em on water another

hour, yet." He went back to  turning over the small rocks and to pursuing with his stick the  bugs,  as if the

whole subject were squeezed dry of interest. 

For a minute Weary stared unwinkingly down at him, uncertain  whether to resent this as pure insolence, or to

condone it as  imbecility. "Mamma!" he breathed eloquently, and grinned at Andy  and  Pink. "This is a real

talkative cuss, and obliging, too. Come  on,  boys; he's too busy to bother with a little thing like  sheep." 

He led the way around to the far side of the band, the nearest  sheep scuttling away from then as they passed.

"I don't suppose  we  could work the combination on those dogswhat?" he considered  aloud,  glancing back

at them where they still sat upon their  haunches and  watched the strange riders. "Say, Cadwalloper, you  took

a few lessons  in sheepherding, a couple of years ago, when  you was stuck on that  girlremember? Whistle

'em up here and set  'en to work." 

"You go to the devil," Pink's curved hips replied amiably to his  boss. "I've got lossuhmemory on the sheep

business." 

Whereat Weary grinned and said no more about it. 

On the opposite side of the coulee, the boys seemed to be  laboring  quite as fruitlessly with the other herder.

They heard  Big Medicine's  truculent bellow, as he leaned from the saddle and  waved a fist close  to the face

of the herder, but, though they  rode with their eyes fixed  upon the group, they failed to see any  resultant

movement of dogs,  sheep or man. 

There is, at times, a certain safety in being the hopeless  minority. Though seven indignant cowpunchers

surrounded him, that  herder was secure from any personal molestationand he knew it.  They  were seven

against one; therefore, after making some caustic  remarks,  which produced as little effect as had Weary's

command  upon the first  man, the seven were constrained to ride here and  there along the  wavering, gray line,

and, with shouts and  swinging ropes, themselves  drive the sheep from the coulee. 

There was much clamor and dust and riding to and fro. There was  language which would have made the

mothers of then weep, and  there  were faces grown crimson from wrath. Eventually, however,  the Happy

Family faced the north fence of the Flying U boundary,  and saw the  last woolly back scrape under the lower

wire, leaving  a toll of greasy  wool hanging from the barbs. 

The herders had drawn together, and were looking on from a  distance, and the four dogs were yelping

uneasily over their  enforced  inaction. The Happy Family went back and rounded up the  herders, and  by sheer

weight of numbers forced them to the fence  without laying so  much as a finger upon then. The one who had

been killing black bugs  gave then an ugly look as he crawled  through, but even he did not say  anything. 

"Snap them wires down where they belong," Weary commanded  tersely. 


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The man hesitated a minute, then sullenly unhooked the barbs of  the two lower strands, so that the wires,

which had thus been  lifted  to permit the passing of the sheep, twanged apart and once  more  stretched straight

from post to post. 

"Now, just keep in mind the fact that fences are built for use.  This is a private ranch, and sheep are just about

as welcome as  smallpox. Haze them stinking things as far north as they'll  travel  before dark, and at daylight

start 'em going again.  Where's your camp,  anyhow?" 

"None of your business," mumbled the bugkiller sourly. 

Weary scanned the undulating slope beyond the fence, saw no sign  of a camp, and glanced uncertainly at his

fellows. "Well, it  don't  matter much where it is; you see to it you don't sleep  within five  miles of here, or

you're liable to have bad dreams.  Hit the trail,  now!" 

They waited inside the fence until the retreating sheep lost  their  individuality as blatting animals, ambling

erratically here  and there,  while they moved toward the brow of the hill, and  merged into a great,  gray blotch

against the faint green of the  new grassa blotch from  which rose again that vibrant, singsong  humming of

many voices  mingled. Then they rode back down the  coulee to their own work, taking  it for granted that the

trespassing was an incident which would not be  repeatedby those  particular sheep, at any rate. 

It was, therefore, with something of a shock that the Happy  Family  awoke the next morning to hear Pink's

melodious treble  shouting in the  bunkhouse at sunrise next morning: 

"'G'waay round' 'em, Shep! Seven black ones in the coulee!" Men  who know well the West are familiar

with that facetious call. 

"Ah, what's the matter with yuh?" Irish raised a rumpled, brown  head from his pillow, and blinked sleepily at

him. "I've been  dreaming I was a sheepherder, all night." 

"Well, you've got the swellest chance in the world to 'make every  dream cone true, dearie,'" Pink retorted.

"The whole blamed  coulee's  full uh sheep. I woke up a while ago and thought I just  imagined I  heard 'en

again; so I went out to take a lookor a  smell, it wasand  they're sure enough there!" 

Weary swung one long leg out from under his blankets and reached  for his clothes. He did not say anything,

but his face portended  trouble for the invaders. 

"Say!" cried Big Medicine, coming out of his bunk as if it were  afire, "I tell yuh right now then blattin' human

apes wouldn't  git  gay around here if I was runnin' this outfit. The way I'd  have of  puttin' them sheep on the

run wouldn't be slow, by  cripes! I'll  guarantee" 

By then the bunkhouse was buzzing with voices, and there was  none  to give heed to Big Medicine s blatant

boasting. Others  there were who  seemed rather inclined to give Weary good advice  while they pulled on  their

boots and sought for their gloves and  rolled earlymorning  cigarettes, and otherwise prepared  themselves for

what Fate might have  waiting for then outside the  door. 

"Are you sure they're in the coulee, Cadwalloper?" Weary asked,  during a brief lull. "They could be up on the

hill" 

"Hell, yes!" was Pink's forceful answer. "They could be on the  hill, but they ain't. Why, darn it, they're

straggling into the  little pasture! I could see 'em from the stable. They" 


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"Come and eat your breakfast first, boys, anyway." Weary had his  hand upon the doorknob. "A few minutes

more won't make any  difference, one way or the other." He went out and over to the  messhouse to see if

Patsy had the coffee ready; for this was a  good  threequarters of an hour earlier than the Flying U outfit

usually  bestirred themselves on these days of preparation for  roundup and  waiting for good grass. 

"I'll be darned if I'd be as calm as he is," Cal Emmett muttered  while the door was being closed. "Good thing

the Old Man ain't  here,  now. He'd go straight up in the air. He wouldn't wait for  no  breakfast." 

"I betche there'll be a killin' yet, before we're through with  them sheep," gloomed Happy Jack. "When

sheepherders starts in  once to  be ornery, there ain't no way uh stoppin' 'em except by  killin' 'em  off. And

that'll mean the pen for a lot of us  fellers" 

"Well, by golly, it won't be me," Slim declared loudly. "Yuh  wouldn't ketch me goin' t' jail for no doggone

sheepherder. They  oughta be a bounty on 'en by rights." 

"Seems queer they'd be right back here this morning, after being  hazed out yesterday afternoon," said Andy

Green thoughtfully.  "Looks  like they're plumb anxious to build a lot of trouble for  themselves." 

Patsy, thumping energetically the bottom of a tin pan, sent them  trooping to the messhouse. There it was

evident that the  breakfast  had been unduly hurried; there were no biscuits in  sight, for one  thing, though Patsy

was lumbering about the stove  frying hotcakes.  They were in too great a hurry to wait for  them, however.

They  swallowed their coffee hurriedly, bolted a  few mouthfuls of meat and  fried eggs, and let it go at that. 

Weary looked at then with a faint smile. "I'm going to give a few  of you fellows a chance to herd sheep

today," he announced,  cooling  his coffee so that it would not actually scald his  palate. "That's why  I wanted

you to get some grub into you. Some  of you fellows will have  to take the trail up on the hill, and  meet us

outside the fence, so  when we chase 'em through you can  make a good job of it this time. I  wonder" 

"You don't need to call out the troops for that job; one man is  enough to put the fear uh the Lord into then

herders," Andy  remarked  slightingly. "Once they're on the move" 

"All right, my boy; we'll let you be the man," Weary told him  promptly. "I was going to have a bunch of you

take a packadero  outfit  down toward Boiler Bottom and comb the breaks along there  for  horsesand I sure

do hate to spend the whole day chasing  sheepherders  around over the country. So we'll haze 'em through  the

fence again,  and, seeing you feel that way about it, I'll let  you go around and  keep 'em going. And, if you

locate their camp,  kinda impress it on the  tender, if you can round him up, that the  Flying U ain't pasturing

sheep this spring. No matter what kinda  talk he puts up, you put the  run on 'em till you see 'em across

OneMan coulee. Better have Patsy  put you up a lunchunless  you're fond of mutton." 

Andy twisted his mouth disgustedly. "Say, I'm going to quit  handing out any valuable advice to you, Weary,"

he expostulated. 

"Hawhawhawww!" laughed Big Medicine, and slapped Andy on the  shoulder so that his face almost

came in contact with his plate.  "Yuh  will try to work some innercent man into sheepherdin', will  yuh?

Hawhawhaww! You'll come in tonight blattin'if yuh don't  stay out  on the range tryin' t' eat grass, by

cripes! Andy had a  little lamb  that follered him around" 

"Better let Bud take that herdin' job, Weary," Andy suggested.  "It  won't hurt himhe's blattin' already." 

"If you think you're liable to need somebody along," Weary began,  softheartedly relenting, "why, I

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"If I can't handle two crazy sheepherders without any help, by  gracious, I'll get me a job holdin' yarn in an old

ladies' hone,"  Andy cut in hastily, and got up from the table. "Being a truthful  man, I can't say I'm stuck on

the job; but I'm game for it. And  I'll  promise you there won't be no more sheep of that brand  lickin' our

doorsteps. What darned outfit is it, anyway? I never  bumped into any  Dot sheep before, to my knowledge." 

"It's a new one on me," Weary testified, heading the procession  down to the stable. "If they belonged

anywhere in this part of  the  country, though, they wouldn't be acting the way they are.  They'd be  wise to the

fact that it ain't healthy." 

Even while he spoke his eyes were fixed with cold intensity upon  a  fringe of gray across the coulee below the

little pasture. To  the  nostrils of the outraged Happy Family was borne that  indescribable  aroma which betrays

the presence of sheep; that  aroma which sheepmen  love and which cattlemen hate, and which a  favorable

wind will carry a  long way. 

They slapped saddles on their horses in record time that morning,  and raced down the coulee ironically

shouting commiserating  sentences  to the unfortunate Andy, who rode slowly up to the  messhouse for the

lunch which Patsy had waiting for him in a  flour sack, and afterward  climbed the grade and loped along

outside the line fence to a point  opposite the sheep and the  shouting horsemen, who forced them back by

weight of numbers. 

This morning the herders were not quite so passive. The  bugkiller  still scowled, but he spoke without the

preliminary  sulky silence of  the day before, 

"We're goin' across the coulee," he growled. "Them's orders. We  range south uh here." 

"No, you don't," Weary dissented calmly. "Not by a long shot, you  don't. You're going back where you come

fromif you ask me. And  you're going quick!" 

CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy

With the sun shining comfortably upon his back, and with a  cigarette between his lips, Andy sat upon his

horse and watched  in  silent glee while the irate Happy Family scurried here and  there  behind the band,

swinging their ropes down upon the woolly  backs, and  searching their vocabularies for new and terrible

epithets. Andy  smiled broadly as a colorful phrase now and then  boomed across the  coulee in that clear,

snappy atmosphere, which  carries sounds so far.  He did not expect to do much smiling upon  his own account,

that day,  and he was therefore grateful for the  opportunity to behold the  spectacle before him. 

There was Slim, for instance, unwillingly careening down hill  toward home, because, in his zeal to slap an

old ewe smartly with  his  rope, he drove her unexpectedly under his horse, and so  created a  momentary panic

that came near standing both horse and  rider upon  their heads. And there was Big Medicine whistling  until he

was purple,  while the herder, with a single gesture,  held the dog motionless,  though a dozen sheep broke back

from the  band and climbed a slope so  steep that Big Medicine was compelled  to go after them afoot, and turn

them with stones and profane  objurgations. 

It was very funnywhen one could sit at ease upon the hilltop  and  smoke a cigarette while others risked

apoplexy and their  souls'  salvation below. By the time they panted up the last  rockstrewn slope  of the bluff,

and sent the vanguard of the  invaders under the fence,  Andy's mood was complacent in the  extreme, and his

smile offensively  wide. 

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and a few feet of  space  divided them. "Here's where you get yours, amigo. I wish  you a  pleasant dayand a

long one!" He waved his hand in mocking  adieu,  touched his horse with his silver spurs, and rode gaily  away

down the  coulee. 

"Here, sheepherder's your outfit. Maaaaa!" jeered Big  Medicine.  "You'll wisht, by cripes, you was a

dozen men just like  yuh before  you're through with the deal. Hawhawhaww!" 

There were others who, seeing Andy's grin, had something to say  upon the subject before they left. 

Weary rode up, and looked undecidedly from Andy to the sheep, and  back again. 

"If you don't feel like tackling it singlehanded, I'll send" 

"What do yuh think I am, anyway ?" Andy interrupted crisply, "a  Montgomery Ward twoforaquarter

cowpuncher? Don't you fellows  waste  any time worrying over me!" 

The herders stared at Andy curiously when he swung in behind the  tailend of the band and kept pace with

their slow moving, but  they  did not speak beyond shouting an occasional command to their  dogs.  Neither did

Andy have anything to say, until he saw that  they were  swinging steadily to the west, instead of keeping

straight north, as  they had been told to do. Then he rode over to  the nearest herder, who  happened to be the

bugkiller. 

"You don't want to get turned around," he hinted quietly. "That's  north, over there." 

"I'm workin' fer the man that pays my wages," the fellow retorted  glumly, and waved an arm to a collie that

was waiting for orders.  The  dog dropped his head, and ran around the right wing of the  band, with  sharp yelps

and dartings here and there, turning them  still more to  the west. 

Andy hesitated, decided to leave the man alone for the present,  and rode around to the other herder. 

"You swing these sheep north!" he commanded, disdaining preface  or  explanation. 

"I'm workin' for the man that pays my wages," the herder made  answer stolidly, and chewed steadily upon a

quid of tobacco that  had  stained his lips unbecomingly. 

So they had talked the thing overhad those two herdersand  were  following a premeditated plan of

defiance! Andy hooked at  the man a  minute. "You turn them sheep, damn you," he commanded  again, and

laid  a hand upon his saddlehorn suggestively. 

"You go to the devil, damn yuh," advised the herder, and cocked a  wary eye at him from under his hatbrim.

Not all herders, let it  be  said in passing, take unto themselves the mental attributes of  their  sheep; there are

those who believe that a bold front is  better than  weak compliance, and who will back that belief by a  very

bold front  indeed. 

Andy appraised him mentally, decided that he was an ablebodied  man and therefore fightable, and threw his

right leg over the  cantle  with a quite surprising alacrity. 

"Are you going to turn them sheep?" Andy was taking off his coat  when he made that inquiry. 

"Not for your tellin'. You keep back, young feller, or I'll sick  the dogs on yuh." He turned and whistled to the

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They clinched and pummeled when they could and where they could.  The dog came up, circled the gyrating

forms twice, then sat down  upon  his haunches at a safe distance, tilted his head sidewise  and lifted  his ears

interestedly. He was a wise little dog; the  other dog was  also wise, and remained phlegmatically at his post,

as did the  bugkiller. 

"Are you going to turn them sheep?" Andy spoke breathlessly, but  with deadly significance. 

"Nyes." 

Andy took his fingers from the other's Adam's apple, his knee  from  the other's diaphragm, and went over to

where he had thrown  down his  coat, felt in a pocket for his handkerchief, and, when  he had found  it, applied

it to his nose, which was bleeding  profusely. 

"Fly at it, then," he advised, eyeing the other sternly over the  handkerchief. "I'd hate to ask you a third time." 

"I'd hate to have yuh," conceded the herder reluctantly. "I was  sure I c'd lick yuh, or I'd 'a' turned 'em before."

He sent the  dog  racing down the south line of the band. 

Andy got thoughtfully back upon his horse, and sat looking hard  at  the herder. "Say, you're grade above the

general run uh lamb  hickers," he observed, after a minute. "Who are you working for,  and  what's your

object in throwing sheep on Flying U land?  There's plenty  of range to the north." 

"I'm workin'," said the herder, "for the Dot outfit. I thought  you  could read brands." 

"Don't get sassyI've got a punch or two I haven't used yet. Who  owns these woollies?" 

"WellWhittaker and Oleson, if yuh want to know." 

"I do." Andy was keeping pace with him around the band, which  edged off from then and the dogs. "And

what makes you so crazy  about  Flying U grass?" he pursued. 

"We've got to cross that coulee to git to where we're headed for;  we got a right to, and we're going to do it."

The herder paused  and  glanced up at Andy sourly. "We knowed you was a mean outfit;  the boss  told us so.

And he told us you was blank ca'tridges and  we needn't  back up just 'cause you raised up on your hind legs

and howled a  little. I've had truck with you cowmen before. I've  herded sheep in  Wyoming." He walked a few

steps with his head  down, considering. 

"I better go over and talk some sense into the other fellow," he  said, looking up at Andy as if all his

antagonism had oozed in  the  fight. "You ride along this edge, so they won't scatterwe  ought to  be grazin'

'em along, by rights; only you seem to be in  such an  allfired rush" 

"You go on and tell that loco sonofagun over there what he's  up  against," Andy urged. "Blank

cartridgesI sure do like that!  If you  only knew it, high power dumdums would be a lot closer to  our

brand.  Run alongI am in a kinda hurry, this morning." 

Andy, riding slowly upon the outskirts of the grazing, blatting  band, watched the two confer earnestly

together a hundred yards  or so  away. They seemed to be having some sort of argument; the  bugkiller

gesticulated with the long stick he carried, and the  sheep, while the  herders talked, scattered irresponsibly.

Andy  wondered what made  sheepmen so "ornery," particularly herders. He  wondered why the fellow  he had

thrashed was so insultingly  defiant at first, and, after the  thrashing, so unresentful and  communicative, and so

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and yet one of which he need not  be ashamed. 

The herder cane back presently and helped drive the sheep over  the  edge of the bluff which bordered

Antelope coulee. The  bugkiller, upon  his side, also seemed imbued with the spirit of  obedience; Andy heard

him curse a collie into frenzied zeal, and  smiled approvingly. 

"Now you're acting a heap more human," he observed; and the man  from Wyoming grinned ruefully by way

of reply. 

Antelope coulee, at that point, was steep; too steep for riding,  so that Andy dismounted and dug his

bootheels into the soft  soil, to  gain a foothold on the descent. When he was halfway  down, he chanced  to

look back, straight into the scowling gaze of  the bugkiller, who  was sliding down behind him. 

"Thought you were hazing down the other side of 'em," Andy called  back, but the herder did not choose to

answer save with another  scowl. 

Andy edged his horse around an impracticable slope of shale stuff  and went on. The herder followed. When

he was within twelve feet  or  so of the bottom, there was a sound of pebbles knocked loose  in haste,  a

scrambling, and then came the impact of his body.  Andy teetered,  lost his balance, and went to the bottom in

one  glorious slide. He  landed with the bugkiller on topand the  bugkiller failed to remove  his person as

speedily as true  courtesy exacted. 

Andy kicked and wriggled and tried to remember what was that  highcolored, vituperative sentence that Irish

had invented over  a  stubborn sheep, that he might repeat it to the bugkiller. The  herder  from Wyoming ran

up, caught Andy's horse, and untied  Andy's rope from  the saddle. 

"Good fer you, Oscar," he praised the bugkiller. "Hang onto him  while I take a few turns." He thereupon

helped force Andy's arms  to  his side, and wound the rope several times rather tightly  around  Andy's outraged,

squirming person. 

"Oh, it ain't goin' to do yuh no good to buck 'n bawl,"  admonished  the tier. "I learnt this here little trick down

in  Wyoming. A bunch uh  punchers done it to meand I've been just  achin' all over fer a  chance to return the

favor to some uh you  gay boys. And," he added,  with malicious satisfaction, while he  rolled Andy over and

tied a  perfectly unslippable knot behind,  "it gives me great pleasure to hand  the dose out to you, in  p'ticular. If

I was a mean man, I'd hand yuh  the boot a few times  fer luck; but I'll save that up till next time." 

"You can bet your sweet life there'll be a next time," Andy  promised earnestly, with embellishments better

suited to the  occasion  than to a children's party. 

"Well, when it arrives I'm sure Johnnyonthespot. Them Wyoming  punchers beat me up after they'd got

me tied. I'm tellin' yuh so  you'll see I ain't mean unless I'm drove to it. Turn him feet  down  hill, Oscar, so he

won't git a rush uh brains to the head  and die on  our hands. Now you're goin' to mind your own business,

sonny. Next  time yuh set out to herd sheep, better see the boss  first and git on  the job right." 

He rose to his feet, surveyed Andy with his hands on his hips,  mentally pronounced the job well done, and

took a generous chew  of  tobacco, after which he grinned down at the trussed one. 

"That the language uh flowers you're talkin'?" he inquired  banteringly, before he turned his attention to the

horse, which  he  disposed of by tying up the reins and giving it a slap on the  rump.  When it had trotted fifty

yards down the coulee bottom, and  showed a  disposition to go farther, he whistled to his dogs, and  turned

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"This here is just a hint to that bunch you trot with, to leave  us  and our sheep alone," he said. "We don't pick

no quarrels, but  we're  goin' to cross our sheep wherever we dern please, to git  where we want  to go. Gawd

didn't make this range and hand it over  to you cowmen to  put in yer pocketsI guess there's a chance fer

other folks to hang  on by their eyebrows, anyway." 

Andy, lying there like a very good presentation of a giant  cocoon,  roped round and round, with his arms

pinned to his sides,  had the  doubtful pleasure of seeing that noisome, foolishfaced  band trail  down Antelope

coulee and back upon the level they had  just left, and  of knowing to a gloomy certainty that he could do

nothing about it,  except swear; and even that palls when a man  has gone over his entire  repertoire three times

in rapid  succession. 

Andy, therefore, when the last sheep had trotted out of sight,  hearing and smell, wriggled himself into as

comfortable a  position as  his bonds would permit, and took a nap. 

CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc.

Andy, only half awake, tried to obey both instinct and habit and  reach up to pull his hat down over his eyes,

so that the sun  could  not shine upon his lids so hotly; when he discovered that  he could do  no more than

wiggle his fingers, he came back with a  jolt to reality  and tried to sit up. It is surprising to a man to  discover

suddenly  just how important a part his arms play in the  most simple of body  movements; Andy, with his arms

pinioned  tightly the whole length of  them, rolled over on his face, kicked  a good deal, and rolled back  again,

but he did not sit up, as he  had confidently expected to do. 

He lay absolutely quiet for at least five minutes, staring up at  the brilliant blue arch above him. Then he

began to speak rapidly  and  earnestly; a man just close enough to hear his voice sweeping  up to a  certain

rhetorical climax, pausing there and commencing  again with a  rhythmic fluency of intonation, might have

thought  that he was  repeating poetry; indeed, it sounded like some of  Milton's majestic  blank verse, but it was

not. Andy was engaged  in a methodical,  scientific, reprehensibly soulsatisfying period  of swearing. 

A curlew, soaring low, with long beak outstretched before him,  and  long legs outstretched behind cast a

beady eye upon him, and  shrilled  "Correck! Correck!" in unregenerate approbation of the  blasphemy. 

Andy stopped suddenly and laughed. "Glad you agree with me, old  sport," he addressed the bird whimsically,

with a reaction to his  normally cheerful outlook. "Sheepherders are all those things I  named  over, birdie, and

some that I can't think of at present." 

He tried again, this time with a more careful realization of his  limitations, to assume an upright position; and

being a  persevering  young man, and one with a ready wit, he managed at  length to wriggle  himself back upon

the slope from which he had  slid in his sleep, and,  by digging in his heels and going  carefully, he did at last

rise upon  his knees, and from there  triumphantly to his feet. 

He had at first believed that one of the herders would, in the  course of an hour or so, return and untie him,

when he hoped to  be  able to retrieve, in a measure, his selfrespect, which he had  lost  when the first three

feet of his own rope had encircled him.  To be  tied and trussed by sheepherders! Andy gritted his teeth  and

started  down the coulee. 

He was hungry, and his lunch was tied to his saddle. He looked  eagerly down the coulee, in the faint hope of

seeing his horse  grazing somewhere along its length, until the numbness of his  arms  and hands reminded him

that forty lunches, tied upon forty  saddles at  his side, would be of no use to him in his present  position. His

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possible  that unpleasant, prickly  sensation which we call a "going to  sleep" of the afflicted members.  When it

occurred to him that he  could not do anything with his horse  if he found it, he gave up  looking for it and

started for the ranch,  walking awkwardly,  because of his bonds, the sun shining hotly upon  his brown head,

because his hat had been knocked off in the scuffle,  and he could  not pick it up and put it back where it

belonged. 

Taking a straight course across the prairie, he struck Flying U  coulee at the point where the sheep had left it.

On the way there  he  had crossed their trail where they went through the fence  farther  along the coulee than

before, and therefore with a better  chance of  passing undetected; especially since the Happy Family,

believing that  he was forcing them steadily to the north, would  not be watching for  sheep. The barbed wire

barrier bothered him  somewhat. He was compelled  to lie down and roll under the fence,  in the most

undignified manner,  and, when he was through, there  was the problem of getting upon his  feet again. But he

managed it  somehow, and went on down the coulee,  perspiring with the heat  and a bitter realization of his

ignominy.  What the Happy Family  would have to say when they saw him, even Andy  Green's vivid

imagination declined to picture. 

He knew by the sun that it was full noon when he came in sight of  the stable and corrals, and his soul

sickened at the thought of  facing that derisive bunch of punchers, with their fiendish grins  and  their barbed

tongues. But he was hungry, and his arms had  reached the  limit of prickly sensations and were numb to his

shoulders. He shook  his hair back from his beaded forehead, cast  a wary glance at the  silent stables, set his

jaw, and went on up  the hill to the  messhouse, wishing tardily that he had waited  until they were off at  work

again, when he might intimidate old  Patsy into keeping quiet  about his predicament. 

Within the messhouse was the clatter of knives and forks plied  by  hungry men, the sound of desultory talk

and a savory odor of  good  things to eat. The door was closed. Andy stood before it as  a  guiltyconscienced

child stands before its teacher; clicked his  teeth  together, and, since he could not open the door, lifted his

right foot  and gave it a kick to strain the hinges. 

Within were exclamations of astonishment, silence and then a  heavy  tread. Patsy opened the door, gasped and

stood still, his  eyes popping  out like a startled rabbit. 

"Well, what's eating you?" Andy demanded querulously, and pushed  past him into the room. 

Not all of the Happy Family were there. Cal, Jack Bates, Irish  and  Happy Jack had gone into the Bad Lands

next to the river; but  there  were enough left to make the soul of Andy quiver  forebodingly, and to  send the

flush of extreme humiliation to his  cheeks. 

The Happy Family looked at him in stunned surprise; then they  glanced at one another in swift, wordless

inquiry, grinned wisely  and  warily, and went on with their dinner. At least they  pretended to go  on with their

dinner, while Andy glared at them  with amazed reproach  in his misleadingly honest gray eyes. 

"When you've got plenty of time," he said at last in a choked  tone, "maybe one of you obliging cusses will

untie this damned  rope." 

"Why, sure!" Pink threw a leg over the bench and got up with  cheerful alacrity. "I'll do it now, if you say so; I

didn't know  but  what that was some new fad of yours, like" 

"Fad!" Andy repeated the word like an explosion. 

"Well, by golly, Andy needn't think I'm goin' to foller that  there  style," Slim stated solemnly. "I need m' rope

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"I sure do hate to see a man wear funny things just to make  himself conspicuous," Pink observed, while he

fumbled at the  knot,  which was intricate. Andy jerked away from him that he  might face him  ragefully. 

"Maybe this looks funny to you," he cried, husky with wrath. "But  I can't seem to see the joke, myself. I

admit I let then herders  make  a monkey of me.... They slipped up behind, going down into  Antelope  coulee,

and slid down the bluff onto me; and, before I  could get up,  they got me tied, all right. I licked one of 'en

before that, and  thought I had 'en gentled down" 

Andy stopped short, silenced by that unexplainable sense which  warns us when our words are received with

cold disbelief. 

"MhhmI thought maybe you'd run up against a hostile  jackrabbit,  or something," Pink purred, and went

back to his  place on the bench. 

"Hawhawhawww!" came Big Medicine's tardy bellow. "That's more  reasonable than the sheepherder

story, by cripes!" 

Andy looked at them much as he had stared up at the sky before he  began to swearspeechlessly, with a

trembling of the muscles  around  his mouth. He was quite white, considering how tanned he  was, and his

forehead was shiny, with beads of perspiration  standing thickly upon  it. 

"Weary, I wish you'd untie this rope. I can't." He spoke still in  that peculiar, husky tone, and, when the last

words were out, his  teeth went together with a snap. 

Weary glanced inquiringly across at the Native Son, who was  regarding Andy steadily, as one gazes upon a

tangled rope,  looking  for the end which will easiest lead to an untangling. 

Miguel's brown eyes turned languidly to meet the look. "You'd  better untie him," he advised in his soft drawl.

"He may not be  in  the habit of doing itbut he's telling the truth." 

"Untie me, Miguel," begged Andy, going over to him, "and let me  at  this bunch." 

"I'll do it," said Weary, and rose pacifically. "I kinda believe  you myself, Andy. But you can't blame the boys

none; you've  fooled  'em till they're dead shy of anything they can't see  through. And,  besides, it sure does

look like a plant. I'd back  you singlehanded  against a dozen sheepherders like then two  we've been chasing

around.  If I hadn't felt that way I wouldn't  have sent yuh out alone with  'em." 

"Well, Andy needn't think he's goin' to stick me on that there  story," Slim declared with brutal emphasis. "I've

swallered too  many  baits, by golly. He's figurin' on gettin' us all out on the  warpath,  runnin' around in

circles, so's't he can give us the  laugh. I'll bet,  by golly, he paid then herders to tie him up  like that. He can't

fool  me!" 

"Say, Slim, I do believe your brains is commencin' to sprout!"  Big  Medicine thumped him painfully upon the

back by way of  accenting the  compliment. "You got the idee, all right." 

Andy stood quiet while Weary unwound the rope; lifted his numbed  arms with some difficulty, and displayed

to the doubters his  ropecreased wrists, and purple, swollen hands. 

"I couldn't fight a caterpiller right now," he said thickly.  "Look  at them hands! Do yuh call that a josh? I've

been tied up  like a  bedroll for five hours, you" Well, never mind, he  merely repeated a  part of what he

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Happy  Family instead of to sheepherders, and  that with the second recitation  he gained much in fluency and

dramatic delivery. 

It is not nice for a man to swear; to swear the way Andy did, at  any rate. But the result perhaps atoned in a

measure for the  wickedness, in that the Happy Family were absolutely convinced of  his  sincerity, and the

feelings of Andy greatly relieved, so  that, when he  had for the third time that day completely  exhausted his

vocabulary,  he sat down and began to eat his dinner  with a keen appetite. 

"I don't suppose you know where your horse is at, by this tine,"  Weary observed, as casually as possible,

breaking a somewhat  constrained silence. 

"I don'tand I don't give a darn," Andy snapped back. He ate a  few mouthfuls, and added less savagely: "He

wasn't in sight, as I  came along. I didn't follow the trail; I struck straight across  and  came down the coulee.

He may be at the gate, and he may be  down toward  Rogers'." 

Pink reached for a toothpick, eyeing Andy sidelong; dimpled his  cheeks disarmingly, and cleared his throat.

"Please don't kill me  off  when you get that pie swallowed," he began pacifically.  "Strange as it  may seem, I

believe you, Andy. What I want to know  is this: Who owns  them Dots? And what are they chasing all over

the Flying U range for?  It looks plumb malicious, to me. Did you  find out anything about 'en,  Andy, while

youerwhile they"  His eyes twinkled and betrayed him  for an arrant pretender. (Pink  was not afraid of

anything on  earthleast of all Andy Green.) 

"I will kill yuh by inches, if I hear any remarks out of yuh that  ain't respectful," Andy promised, thawing to

his normal tone,  which  was pleasant to the ear. "I didn't find out much about 'em.  The fellow  I licked told me

that Whittaker and Oleson owned the  sheep. He didn't  say" 

"Wellbygolly!" Shin thrust his head forward belligerently.  "Whittaker! Well, what d'yuh think uh that!"

He glared from one  face  to the other, his gaze at last resting upon Weary. "Say, do  yuh reckon  it'sDunk?" 

Weary paid no heed to Slim. He leaned forward, his face turned to  Andy with that concentration of attention

which means so much  more  than mere exclamation. "You're sure he said Whittaker?" he  asked. 

His tone and his attitude arrested Andy's cup midway to his  mouth.  "SureWhittaker and Oleson. I never

heard of the  outfitwho's this  Whittaker person?" 

Weary settled back in his place and smiled, but his eyes had  quite  lost their habitually sunny expression. 

"Up until four years ago," he explained evenly, "he was the Old  Man's partner. We caught him in some

mighty dirty work,  andwell, he  sold out to the Old Man. The old party with the  hoofs and tail can't  be

everywhere at once, the way I've got it  sized up, so he turns some  of his business over to other folks.  Dunk

Whittaker's his top hand." 

"Why, by golly, he framed up a job on the Gordon boys, and  railroaded 'em to the pen, just" 

"Oh, that's the gazabo!" Andy's eyes shone with enlightenment.  "I've heard a lot about Dunk, but I didn't

know his last name" 

"Say! I'll bet they're the outfit that bought out Denson. That's  why old Denson acted so queer, maybe. Selling

to a sheep outfit  would  make the old devil feel kinda uneasy, talking to us"  Pink's eyes  were big and purple

with excitement. "And that  trainload of sheep we  saw Sunday, I'll bet is the same identical  outfit." 


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"Dunk Whittaker'd better not try to monkey with me, by golly!"  Slim's face was lowering. "And he'd better

not monkey with the  Flying  U either. I'd pump him so full uh holes he'd look like a  colander, by  golly!" 

Weary got up and started to the door, his face suddenly grown  careworn. "Slim, you and Miguel better go and

hunt up Andy's  horse,"  he said with a hint of abstraction in his tone, as though  his mind was  busy with more

important things. "Maybe Andy'll feel  able to help you  set those posts, Budand you'd better go along  the

upper end of the  little pasture with the wire stretchers and  tighten her up; the top  wire is pretty loose, I

noticed this  morning." His fingers fumbled  with the doorknob. 

"Want me to do anything?" Pink asked quizzically just behind him.  "I thought sure we'd go and remonstrate

with then gay" 

Weary interrupted him. "The herders can waitand, anyway, I've  kinda got an idea Andy wants to hand out

his own brand of poison  to  that bunch. You and I will take a ride over to Denson's and  see what's  going on

over there. Mamma!" he added fervently, under  his breath, "I  sure do wish Chip and the Old Man were here!" 

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Before he laid him down to sleep, that night, Weary had repeated  to himself many times and fervently that

wish for old J. G.  Whitmore  and the stout staff upon which he was beginning more and  more to lean,  his

brotherinlaw, Chip Bennett. As matters stood,  Weary could not  even bring himself to let then know

anything  about his troubleand  that the thing was beginning to assume the  form and shape and general

malevolent attributes of Trouble,  Weary was forced to admit to  himself. 

Just at present an unthinking, unobserving person might pass over  this sheep outfit as a mere unsavory

incident; but Weary was  neither  unobserving nor unthinkingnor, for the matter of that,  were the rest  of the

Happy Family. It needed no Happy Jack, with  his foreboding  nature, to point out the unpleasant possibilities

that night when the  committee of two made their informal report  at the supper table. 

They had ridden to Denson coulee, which was in reality a  meandering branch of Flying U coulee itself. To

reach it one rode  out  of Flying U coulee and over a wide hill, and down again to  Denson's.  But the

creekFlying U creekfollowed the devious  turnings from  Denson coulee down to the Flying U. A long

mile of  Flying U coulee J.  G. Whitmore owned outright. Another mile he  held under no other title  save a

fence. The creek flowed through  it allbut that creek had its  source somewhere up near the head  of Denson

coulee. J. G. Whitmore  had, to his regret, been unable  to claim the whole earthor at least  that portion of

itfor his  own; so, when he was constrained to make a  choice, he settled  himself in the wider, more fertile

coulee, which he  thereafter  called the Flying U. While it is good policy to locate as  near as  possible to the

source of those erratic little creeks which  water  certain garden spots of the northern range land, it is also well

to choose land that will grow plenty of hay. J. G. Whitmore chose  the  hay land, and trusted that providence

would insure the water  supply.  Through all these years Flying U creek had never once  disappointed  him.

Denson, who settled in the tributary coulee,  had not made any  difference in the water supply, and his stock

had consisted of thirty  or forty head of cattle and horses. 

When Denson sold, however, things might be different. And, if he  had sold to a sheepman, the change might

be unpleasant If he had  sold  to Dunk Whittakerthe Flying U boys faced that possibility  just as  they would

face any other disaster, undaunted, but grim  and unsmiling. 

It was thus that Pink and Weary rode slowly down into Denson  coulee. Two miles back they had passed the

band of Dot sheep,  feeding  leisurely just without the Flying U fence, which was the  southern  boundary. The

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Andy's story  of the fight. He regarded them with one  perfectly good eye and one  which was considerably

swollen, and  grinned a swollen grin. 

The two had ridden ten paces past him when Pink pulled up  suddenly. "I'm going to get off and lick that

sonofagun  myself,  just for luck," he stated dispassionately. "I'm going to  lick 'em  both," he revised while

he dismounted. 

"Oh, come on, Cadwalloper," Weary dissuaded. "You'll likely have  all the excitement you need, without

that." 

"Here, you hold this fool cayuse. No." He shook his head, cutting  short further protest. "You're the boss, and

you don't want to  mix  in, and that part is all right. But I ain't responsibleand  I sure am  going to take a fall

or two out of these geesers.  They're awl  together too stuck on themselves to suit me." Pink  did not say that

he  was thinking of Andy, but nevertheless a  vivid recollection of that  unfortunate young man's ropecreased

wrists and swollen hands sent him  toward the herder with long,  eager strides. 

Pink was not tall, and he was slight and boyish of build; also,  his cherubic face, topped by tawny curls and

lighted by eyes as  deeply blue and as innocent as a baby's, probably deceived that  herder, just as they had

deceived many another. For Pink was a  good  deal like a stick of dynamite wrapped in white tissue paper  and

tied  with blue ribbon; and Weary was not at all uneasy over  the outcome, as  he watched Pink go clanking

back, though he loved  him well. 

Pink did not waste any time or words on the preliminaries. With a  delightful frankness of purpose he pulled

off his coat and threw  it  on the ground, as he came up, sent his hat after it, and  arrived fist  first. 

The herder had waited grinning, and he had shouted something to  Weary about spanking the kid if Weary

didn't make him behave.  Speedily he became a very surprised herder, and a distressed one  as  well. 

"All right," Pink remarked, a little quickbreathed, when the  herder decided for the third time to get up. "A

friend of mine  worked  yuh over a little, this morning, and I just thought I'd  make a better  job than he did.

Your eyes didn't match. They will,  now." 

The herder mumbled maledictions after him, but Pink would not  even  give him the satisfaction of resenting

it. 

"I'd like to have broken a knuckle against his teeth, darn him,"  he observed ruefully when he was in the

saddle again. "Come on,  Weary. It won't take but a minute to hand a punch or two to that  bugkiller, and then

I'll feel better. They've both got it  comingcome on!" This because Weary showed a strong inclination  to

take the trail and keep it to his destination. "Well, I'll go  alone,  then. I've got to kinda square myself for the

way I threw  it into  Andy; and you know blamed well, Weary, they played it  lowdown on him,  or they'd

never have got that rope on him. And  I'm going to lick  that" 

"Mamma! You sure are a rambunctious person when you feel that  way," Weary made querulous comment;

but he rode over with Pink to  where the bugkiller was standing with his long stick held in a  somewhat

menacing manner, and once more he held Pink's horse for  him. 

Pink was gone longer this time, and he came back with a cut lip  and a large lump on his forehead; the

bugkiller had thrown a  small  rock with the precision which comes of much practicesuch  as stoning

disobedient dogs, and the likeand, when Pink rushed  at him  furiously, the herder caught him very neatly

alongside the  head with  his stick. These little amenities serving merely to  whet Pink's  appetite for battle, he

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"Well, I guess I'm ready to go on now," he observed, dimpling  rather onesidedly as he got back on his horse. 

"I thought maybe you'd want to whip the dogs, too," Weary told  him  dryly; which was the nearest he came to

expressing any  disapproval of  the incident. Weary was a peaceloving soul,  whenever peace was  compatible

with selfrespect; and it would  never have occurred to him  to punish strange men as summarily as  Pink had

done. 

"I would, if the dogs were half as ornery as the men," Pink  retorted. "Say, they hang together like bull snakes

and rattlers,  don't they? If they was human, they'd have helped each other  outbut  nothing doing! Do you

reckon a man could ride up to a  couple of our  bunch, and thrash one at a time without the other  fellow having

something to say about it?" He turned in the saddle  and looked back.  "So help me, Josephine, I've got a good

mind to  go back and lick them  again, for not hanging together like they  ought to." But the threat  was an idle

one, and they went on to  Denson's, Weary still with that  anxious look in his eyes, and  Pink quite complacent

over his exploit. 

In Denson coulee was an unwonted atmosphere of activity;  heretofore the place had been animated chiefly by

young Densons  engaged in the pursuit of pleasure, but now a covered buggy,  evidently just arrived, bore

mute witness to the new order of  things.  There were more horses about the place, a covered wagon  or two,

three  or four men working upon the corral, and, lastly,  there was one whom  Weary recognized the moment he

caught sight of  him. 

"Looks like a sheep outfit, all right," he said somberly. "And,  if  that ain't old Dunk himself, it's the devil, and

that's next  thing to  him." 

Dunk, they judged, had just arrived with another man whom they  did  not know: a tall man with light hair that

hung lank to his  collar, a  thin, sharpnosed face and a wide mouth, which  stretched easily into a  smile, but

which was none the pleasanter  for that. When he turned  inquiringly toward them they saw that he  was

stoopshouldered; though  not from any deformity, but from  sheer, slouching lankness. Dunk gave  them a

swift, sour look from  under his eyebrows and went on. 

Weary rode straight past the lank man, whom he judged to be  Oleson, and overtook Dunk Whittaker himself. 

"Hello, Dunk," he said cheerfully, sliding over in the saddle so  that a foot hung free of the stirrup, as men

who ride much have  learned to do when they stop for a chat, thereby resting while  they  may. "Back on the

old stamping ground, are you?" 

"Since you see me here, I suppose I am," Dunk made churlish  response. 

"Do you happen to own those Dot sheep, back there on the hill?"  Weary tilted his head toward home. 

"I happen to own half of them." By then they had reached the gate  and Dunk passed through and started on to

the house. 

"Oh, don't be in a rushcome on back and be sociable," Weary  called out, in the mildest of tones, twisting

the reins around  his  saddlehorn so that he might roll a cigarette at ease. 

Dunk remembered, perhaps, certain things he had learned when he  was J. G. Whitmore's partner, and had

more or less to do with the  charter members of the Happy Family. He came back and stood by  the  gate,

ungraciously enough, to be sure; still, he came back.  Weary  smiled under cover of lighting his cigarette.

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"We've been having a little trouble with those sheep of yours,"  Weary remarked between puffs. "You've got

some poor excuses for  humans herding them. They drove the bunch across our coulee just  exactly three

times. There ain't enough grass left in our lower  field  to graze a prairie dog." He glanced back to see where

Pink  was, saw  that he was close behind, as was the lank man, and spoke  in a tone  that included them all. 

"The Flying U ain't pasturing sheep, this spring," he informed  them pleasantly. "But, seeing the grass is eat

up, we'll let yuh  pay  for it. Why didn't you bring them in along the trail,  anyway?" 

"I didn't bring them in. I just came down from Butte today. I  suppose the herders brought them out where

the feed was best;  they  did if they're worth their wages." 

"They happened to strike some feed that was pretty expensive.  And," he smiled down at Whittaker

misleadingly, "you ought to  keep an  eye on those herders, or they might let you in for  another grass bill.  The

Flying U has got quite a lot of range,  right around here, you  recollect. And we've got plenty of cattle  to eat it.

We don't need any  help to keep the grass down so we  can ride through it." 

"Now, look here," began the lank man with that sort of  persuasiveness which can turn instantly into bluster,

"all this  is  pure foolishness, you know. We're here to stay. We've bought  this  place, and some other land to go

with it, and we expect to  stay right  here and make a living. It happens that we expect to  make a living off  of

sheep. Now, we don't want to start in by  quarreling with our  neighbors, and we don't want our neighbors to

start any quarrel with  us. All we want" 

"Mamma! You're taking a fine way to make us love yuh," Weary cut  in ironically. "I know what you want.

You want the same as every  other meek and lovely sheepman wants. You want it all core,  seeds  and

peeling. Dunk," he said with a more impatient disgust  than he was  in the habit of showing for his fellowmen,

"this  man's a stranger; but  I should think you'd know better than to  come in here with sheep." 

"I don't know why a sheep outfit isn't exactly as good as a cow  outfit, and I don't know why they haven't as

much right here.  You're  welcome to what land you own, but it always seemed to me  that public  land is open

to the use of the public. Now, as Oleson  says, we expect  to raise sheep here, and we expect your outfit to

leave us alone. As  far as our sheep crossing your coulee is  concernedI don't know that  they did. But, if

they did, and, if  they did any damage, let J. G. do  the talking about that. I deal  with the ownersnot with the

hired  men." 

Weary, you must understand, was never a bellicose young man. But,  for all that, he leaned over and gave

Dunk a slap on the jaw  which  must have stung considerablyand the full reason for his  violence lay  four

years behind the two, when Dunk was part owner  of the Flying U,  and when his sneering arrogance had been

very  hard to endure. 

"Are you going to swallow thatfrom a hired man?" Weary  inquired,  after a minute during which nothing

whatever occurred  beyond the slow  reddening of Dunk's face. 

"I'm not going to fight, if that's what you mean,," Dunk sneered.  "I decline to bring myself down to your

level. One doesn't expect  anything from a jackass but a bray, you knowand one doesn't  feel  compelled to

bray because the jackass does." He smiled that  supercilious smile which Weary had hated of old, and which,

he  knew,  was well used to covering much treachery and small  meannesses of  various sorts. 

"As I said, if the Flying U has any claim against us, let the  owner present it in the usual way. Dunk drew

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Oleson let himself through the gate, which he closed somewhat  hastily behind him. "I'm sorry you fellows

seem to want to make  trouble," he said, without looking up from the latch, which  seemed  somewhat out of

repair, like the rest of the Denson  property. "That's  a poor way to start in with new neighbors." He  lifted his

hat with  what Pink considered insulting politeness,  and followed Dunk into the  house. 

Weary waited there until they had gone in and closed the door,  then turned and rode back home again,

frowning thoughtfully at  the  trail ahead of them all the way, and making no reply to  Pink's  importunings for

war. 

"I'd hate to say you've lost your nerve, Weary," Pink cried at  last, in sheer desperation. "But why the devil

didn't you get  down  and thump the daylights out of that black sonofagun? I  came pretty  near walking into

him myself, only I hate to butt  into another  fellow's scrap. But, if I'd known you were going to  set there and

let  him walk off with that sneer on his face" 

"I can't fight a man that won't hit back," Weary protested. "You  couldn't either, Cadwalloper. You'd have

done just what I did;  you'd  have let him go." 

"He will hit back, all right enough," Pink retorted passionately.  "He'll do it when you ain't looking, though.

He" 

"I know it," Weary sighed. "I'm kinda sorry, now, I slapped him.  He'll hit backbut he won't hit me; he'll

aim at the outfit. If  the  Old Man was here, or Chip, I'd feel a whole lot easier in my  mind." 

"They couldn't do anything you can't do," Pink assured him  loyally, forgetting his petulance when he saw the

careworn look  in  Weary's face. "All they can do is gobble all the range around  hereand I guess there's a

few of us that will have a word or  two to  say about that." 

"What makes me sore," Weary confided, "is knowing that Dunk isn't  thinking altogether of the dollar end of

it. He's tickled to  death to  get a whack at the outfit. And I hate to see him get  away with it; but  I guess we'll

have to stand for it." 

That sentiment did not please Pink; nor, when Weary repeated it  later that evening in the bunkhouse, did it

please the Happy  Family.  The less pleasing it was because it was perfectly true  and every man  of them knew

it. Beyond keeping the sheep off  Flying U land, there was  nothing they could do without stepping  over the

line into  lawlessnessand, while they were not in any  sense a meek Happy  Family, they were far more

lawabiding than  their conversation that  night made them appear. 

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The next week was a time of harassment for the Flying U; a week  filled to overflowing with petty irritations,

traceable, directly  or  indirectly, to their new neighbors, the Dot sheepmen. The band  in  charge of the

bugchaser and that other unlovable man from  Wyoming fed  just as close to the Flying U boundary as their

guardians dared let  them feed; a great deal closer than was good  for the tempers of the  Happy Family, who

rode fretfully here and  there upon their own  business and at the same time tried to keep  an eye upon their

unsavory  neighborsa proceeding as  nerveracking as it was futile. 

The Native Son, riding home in jingling haste from Dry Lake,  whither he had hurried one afternoon in the

hope of cheering news  from Chicago, reported another trainload of Dots on the wide  level  beyond Antelope

coulee. There were, he said, four men in  charge of the  band, and he believed they carried guns, though he  was

not positive of  that. They were moving slowly, and he thought  they would not attempt  to cross Flying U


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coulee before the next  day; though, from the course  they were taking, he was sure they  meant to cross. 

Coupled with that bit of illtidings, the brief note from Chip,  saying very little about the Old Man, but

implying a good deal by  its  very omissions, would have been enough to send the Happy  Family to  sleepless

beds that night if they had been the kind to  endure with  silent fortitude their troubles. 

"If you fellers would back me up," brooded Big Medicine down by  the corral after supper, "I'd see to it them

sheep never gits  across  the coulee, by cripes! I'd send 'em so far the other way  they'd git  plumb turned around

and forgit they ever wanted to go  south." 

"It's all Dunk's devilishness," Jack Bates declared. "He could  take them in the other way, even if the feed ain't

so good along  the  trail. It's most all prairiedog townsbut that's good  enough for  sheep." Jack, in his

intense partisanship, spoke as if  sheep were not  entitled to decent grass at any time or under any

circumstances. 

"Them herders packin' guns looks to me like they're goin' to make  trouble if they kin," gloomed Happy Jack.

"I betche they'll kill  somebody before they're through. When sheepmen gits mean" 

Pink picked up his rope and started for the large corral, where a  few saddle horses had been driven in just

before supper and had  not  yet been turned out. 

"You fellows can stand around and chew the rag, if you want to,"  he said caustically, "and wait for Weary to

make a wartalk. But  I'm  going to keep cases on them Dots, if I have to stand an  allnight  guard on 'em. I

don't blame Weary; he's looking out for  the  lawandorder businessand that's all right. But I'm not in

charge of  the outfit. I'm going to do as I darn please, and, if  they don't like  my style, they can give me my

time." 

"Good for you, Little One!" Big Medicine hurried to overtake him  so that he might slap him on the shoulder

with his favorite,  sledgehammer method of signifying his approval of a man's  sentiments. "Honest to

grandma, I was just b'ginnin' to think  this  bunch was gitting all streaked up with yeller. 'Course, we  ain't goin'

to wait for no official orders, by cripes! I'd ruther  lock Weary up in  the blacksmith shop than let him tell us to

go  ahead. Go awn and tell  him a good, stiff lie, Andyjust to keep  him interested while us  fellers make a

gitaway. He ain't in on  this; we don't want him in on  it." 

"What yuh goin' to do?" Happy Jack inquired suspiciously. "Yuh  can't go and monkey with them sheep, er

them herders. They ain't  on  our land. And, if you don't git killed, old Dunk'll fix yuh  like he  fixed the Gordon

boysI know himto a fareyouwell.  It'd tickle him  to death to git something on us fellers. I betche  that's

what he's  aiming t'do. Git us to fightin' his outfit  so's't" 

"Oh, go off and lie down!" Andy implored him contemptuously.  "We're going to hang those herders, and

drive the sheep all over  a  cutback somewhere, like Jesus done to the hogs, and then we're  going  over and

murder old Dunk, if he's at home, and burn the  house to hide  the guilty deed. And, if the sheriff comes

snooping  around, asking  disagreeable questions, we'll all swear you done  it. So now you know  our plans; shut

your face and go on to bed.  And be sure," he added  witheringly, "you pull the soogans over  your head, so you

won't hear  the dying shriek of our victims.  We're liable to get kinda excited and  torture 'em a while before  we

kill 'em." 

"Aw, gwan!" gulped Happy Jack mechanically. "You make me sick! If  yuh think I'm goin' to swaller all that,

you're away off! You  wouldn't dast do nothing of the kind; and, if yuh did, you'd sure  have a sweet time layin'

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"Oh, I don't know," drawled the Native Son, with a slow,  velveteyed glance, "any jury in the country would

hang you on  your  looks, Happy. I knew a man down in the lower part of  California, who  was arrested, tried

and hanged for murder. And  all the evidence there  was against him was the fact that he was  seen within five

miles of the  place on the same day the murder  was committed; and his face. They had  an expert

physiognomist  there, and he swore that the fellow had the  face of a murderer;  the poor devil looked like a

criminaland, though  he had one of  the best lawyers on the Coast, it was adios for him." 

"I s'pose you mean I got the face of a criminal!" sputtered Happy  Jack. "It ain't always the purty fellers that

wins out like you  'n'  Pink. I never seen the purty man yit that was worth the  powder it'd  take to blow him

up! Aw, you fellers make me sick!"  He went off,  muttering his opinion of them all, and particularly  of the

Native Son,  who smiled while he listened. "You go awn and  start somethingand  you'll wisht you hadn't,"

they heard him  croak from the big gate, and  chuckled over his wrath. 

As a matter of fact, the Happy Family, as a whole, or as  individuals, had no intention of committing any great

violence  that  evening. Pink wanted to see just where this new band of  sheep was  spending the night, and to

find out, if possible, what  were the  herders' intentions. Since the boys were all restless  under their  worry, and,

since there is a contagious element in  seeking a  troublezone, none save Happy Jack, who was "sore" at

them, and Weary  stayed behind in the coulee with old Patsy while  the others rode away  up the grade and out

toward Antelope coulee  beyond. 

They meant only to reconnoiter, and to warn the herders against  attempting to cross Flying U coulee; though

they were not exactly  sure that they would be perfectly polite, or that they would  confine  themselves rigidly

to the language they were wont to  employ at dances.  Andy Green, in particular, seemed rather to  look

forward with pleasure  to the meeting. Andy, by the way, had  remained heartbrokenly passive  during that

whole week, because  Weary had extracted from him a promise  which Andy, mendacious  though he had the

name of being, felt  constrained to keep intact.  Though of a truth it irked him much to  think of two

sheepherders  walking abroad unpunished for their outrage  upon his person. 

Weary, as he had made plain to them all, wanted to avoid trouble  if it were possible to do so. And, though

they grinned together  in  secret over his own affair with Dunkwhich was not, in their  opinion,  exactly

pacificthey meant to respect his wishes as far  as human  nature was able to do so. So that the Happy

Family,  galloping toward  the red sunset and the great, gray blot on the  prairie, just where the  glory of the

west tinged the grass blades  with red, were not onehalf  as bloodthirsty as they had  proclaimed themselves

to be. 

While they were yet afar off they could see two men walking  slowly  in the immediate vicinity of the huddled

band. A hundred  yards away  was a small tent, with a couple of horses picketed  near by and feeding  placidly.

The men turned, gazed long at their  approach, and walked to  the tent, which they entered somewhat  hastily. 

"Look at 'em dodge outa sight, will you!" cried Cal Emmett, and  lifted up his voice in the yell which

sometimes announced the  Happy  Family's arrival in Dry Lake after a long, thirsty absence  on roundup.  Other

voices joined in after that first, shrill  "Owowoweee!" of  Cal's; so that presently the whole lot of them

were emitting  nervecrimping yells and spurring their horses into  a thunder of  hoofbeats, as they bore down

upon the tent. Between  howls they  laughed, picturing to themselves four terrified  sheepherders cowering

within those frail, canvas walls. 

"I'm a rambler, and a gambler, and far from my hoome, And if  yuh  don't like me, jest leave me aloone!"

chanted Big Medicine  most  horribly, and finished with a yell that almost scared  himself and set  his horse to

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"Come out of there, you lopeared muttonchewers, and let us pick  the wool outa your teeth!" shouted Andy

Green, telling himself  hastily that this was not breaking his promise to Weary, and  yielding  to the temptation

of coming as close to the guilty  persons as he  might; for, while these were not the men who had  tied him and

left him  alone on the prairie, they belonged to the  same outfit, and there was  some comfort in giving them a

few  disagreeable minutes. 

Pink, in the lead, was turning to ride around the tent, still  yelling, when someone within the tent fired a

rifleand did not  aim  as high as he should. The bullet zipped close over the head  of Big  Medicine, who

happened to be opposite the crack between  the  tentflaps. The hand of Big Medicine jerked back to his hip;

but,  quick as he was, the Native Son plunged between him and the  tent  before he could take aim. 

"Steady, amigo," smiled Miguel. "You aren't a crazy sheepherder." 

"No, but I'm goin' to kill off one. Git outa my way!" Big  Medicine  was transformed into a coldeyed,

ironjawed fighting  machine. He dug  the spurs in, meaning to ride ahead of Miguel.  But Miguel's spurs also

pressed home, so that the two horses  plunged as one. Big Medicine,  bellowing one solitary oath, drew  his

right leg from the stirrup to  dismount. Miguel reached out,  caught him by the arm, and held him to  the saddle.

And, though  Big Medicine was a strong man, the grip held  firm and unyielding. 

"You must think of the outfit, you know," said Miguel, smiling  still. "There must be no shooting. Once that

begins" He  shrugged  his shoulders with that slight, eloquent movement, which  the Happy  Family had

come to know so well. He was speaking to  them all, as they  crowded up to the scuffle. "The man who feels

the triggeritch had  better throw his gun away," he advised  coolly. "I know, boys. I've  seen these things start

before. All  hell can't stop you, once you  begin to shoot. Put it up, Bud, or  give it to me." 

"The man don't live that can shoot at me, by cripes, and git away  with it. Not if he misses killin' me!" Big

Medicine was shaking  with  rage; but the Native Son saw that he hesitated,  nevertheless, and  laughed outright. 

"Call him out and give him a thumping. That's good enough for a  sheepherder," he suggested as a substitute. 

Perhaps because the Native Son so seldom offered advice, and,  because of his cool courage in interfering

with Big Medicine at  such  a time, Bud's jaw relaxed and his pale eyes became more  human in their

expression. He even permitted Miguel to remove the  big, wicked Colt  from his hand, and slide it into his own

pocket;  whereat the Happy  Family gasped with astonishment. Not even Pink  would have dreamed of

attempting such a thing. 

"Well he's got to come out and take a lickin', anyway," shouted  Big Medicine vengefully, and rode close

enough to slap the canvas  smartly with his quirt. By all the gods he knew by name he called  upon the

offender to come forth, while the others drew up in a  rude  halfcircle to await developments. Heavy silence

was the  reply he got.  It was as though the men within were sitting tense  and watchful, like  cougars crouched

for a spring, with claws  unsheathed and muscles  quivering. 

"You better come out," called Andy sharply, after they had waited  a decent interval. "We didn't come here

hunting trouble; we want  to  know where you're headed for with these sheep. The fellow that  cut  loose with

the gun" 

"Aw, don't talk so purty! I'm gitting almighty tired, just  setting  here lettin' m' legs hang down. Git your ropes,

boys!"  With one  sweeping gesture of his arm Big Medicine made plain his  meaning as he  rode a few paces

away, his fingers fumbling with  the string that held  his rope. "I'm goin' to have a look at 'em,  anyway," he

grinned. "I  sure do hate to see men act so bashful." 


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With his rope free and ready for action, Big Medicine shook the  loop out, glanced around, and saw that Andy,

Pink and Cal Emmett  were  also ready, and, with a dexterous flip, settled the noose  neatly over  the iron pin

that thrust up through the end of the  ridgepole in  front. Andy's loop sank neatly over it a second  later, and

the two  wheeled and dashed away together, with Pink  and Irish duplicating  their performance at the other end

of the  tent. The dingy,  smokestained canvas swayed, toppled, as the  pegs gave way, and  finally lay flat upon

the prairie fifty feet  from where it had stood,  leaving the inmates exposed to the cruel  stare of eight

unfriendly  cowpunchers. Four cowering figures they  were, with guns in their hands  that shook. 

"Drop them guns!" thundered Big Medicine, flipping his rope loose  and recoiling it mechanically as he

plunged up to the group. 

One man obeyed. One gave a squawk of terror and permitted his gun  to go off at random before he fled

toward the coulee. The other  two  crouched behind their bedrolls, set their jaws doggedly and  glared

defiance. 

Pink, Andy, Irish, Big Medicine and the Native Son slid off their  horses and made a rush at them. A rifle

barked viciously, and  Slim,  sitting prudently on his horse well in the rear, gave a  yell and  started for home at

a rapid pace. 

Considering the provocation the Happy Family behaved with quite  praiseworthy selfcontrol and leniency.

They did not lynch those  two  herders. They did not kill them, either by bullets, knives,  or beating  to death.

They took away the guns, however, and they  told them with  extreme bluntness what sort of men they

believed  them to be. They  defined accurately their position in society at  large, in that  neighborhood, and

stated what would be their  future fate if they  persisted in acting with so little caution  and common sense. 

At Andy Green's earnest behest they also wound them round and  round with ropes, before they departed, and

gave them some very  good  advice upon the matter of range rules and the herding of  sheep,  particularly of Dot

sheep. 

"You're playing big luck, if you only had sense enough to know  it," Andy pointed out to the recumbent three

before they rode  away.  "We didn't come over here on the warpath, and, if you  hadn't got in  such a darned

hurry to start something, you'd be a  whole lot more  comfortable right now. We rode over to tell yuh  not to

start them  sheep across Flying U coulee; because, if you  do, you're going to have  both hands and your hats

plumb full uh  trouble. It has taken some  little time and fussing to get yuh  gentled down so we can talk to you,

and I sure do hope yuh  remember what I'm saying." 

"Oh, we'll remember it, all right!" menaced one of the men,  lifting his head turtlewise that he might glare at

the group.  "And  our bosses'll remember it; you needn't worry about that  none. You wait  till" 

The next man to him turned his head and muttered a sentence, and  the speaker dropped his head back upon

the ground, silenced. 

"It was your own outfit started this style of rope trimming, so  you can't kick about that part of the deal," Pink

informed them  melodiously. "It's liable to get to be all the rage with us. So,  if  you don't like it, don't come

around where we are. And say!"  His  dimples stood deep in his cheeks. "You send those ropes home

tomorrow, will yuh? We're liable to need 'em." 

"by cripes!" Big Medicine bawled. "What say we haze them sheep a  few miles north, boys?" 

"Oh, I guess they'll be all right where they are," Andy  protested,  his thirst for revenge assuaged at sight of

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be good and careful  not to come around the Flying  Uor I miss my guess a mile." 

The others cast comprehensive glances at their immediate  surroundings, and decided that they had at least

made their  meaning  plain; there was no occasion for emphasizing their  disapproval any  further. They

confiscated the rifles, and they  told the fellows why  they did so. They very kindly pulled a  tarpaulin over the

three to  protect them in a measure from the  chill night that was close upon  them, and they wished them good

night and pleasant dreams, and rode  away home. 

On the way they met Weary and Happy Jack, galloping anxiously to  the battle scene. Slim, it appeared from

Weary's rapid  explanation,  had arrived at the ranch with his horse in a lather  and with a  fourinch furrow in

the fleshiest part of his leg,  where a bullet had  flicked him in passing. The tale he told had  led Weary to

believe that  Slim was the sole survivor of that  reckless company. 

"Mamma! I'm so glad to see you boys able to fork your horses and  swear natural, that I don't believe I can

speak my little piece  about  staying on your own side the fence and letting trouble do  some of the  hunting," he

exclaimed thankfully. "I wish you'd  stayed at home and  left these blamed Dots alone. But, seeing yuh  didn't,

I'm tickled to  death to hear you didn't kill anybody off.  I don't want the folks to  come home and find the

whole bunch in  the pen. It might look as if" 

"You don't want the folks to come home and find the whole ranch  sheeped off, either, and the herders

camping up in the white  house,  do yuh?" Pink inquired pointedly. "I kinda think," he  added dryly,  "those

same herders will feel like going away around  Flying U fences  with their sheep. I don't believe they'll do any

cutting across." 

"I betche old Dunk'll make it interestin' fer this outfit, just  the same," Happy Jack predicted. "Tyin' up three

men uh hisn,  like  that, and ropin' their tent and draggin' it off, ain't  things he'll  pass up. He'll have a possy out

hereyou see if he  don't!" 

"In that case, I'll be sorry for you, Happy," purred Miguel close  beside him. "You're the only one in the outfit

that looks capable  of  such a vile deed." 

"Oh, Dunk won't do anything," Weary said cheerfully. "You'll have  to take those guns back, though. They

might take a notion to call  that stealing!" 

"You forget," the Native Son reminded calmly, "that we left them  three good ropes in exchange." 

Whereupon the Happy Family laughed and went to offer their  unsought sympathy to Slim. 

CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep

The boys of the Flying U had many faults in common, aside from  certain individual frailties; one of their

chief weaknesses was  overconfidence in their own ability to cope with any situation  which  might arise,

unexpectedly or otherwise, and a belief that  others felt  that same confidence in them, and that enemies were

wont to sit a long  time counting the cost before venturing to  offer too great an affront.  Also they

believedand made it  manifest in their conversationthat  they could even bring the  Old Man back to

health if they only had him  on the ranch where  they could get at him. They maligned the hospitals  and

Chicago  doctors most unjustly, and were agreed that all he needed  was to  be back on the ranch where

somebody could look after him right.  They asserted that, if they ever got tired of living and wanted  to  cash in

without using a gun or anything, they'd go to a  hospital and  tell the doctors to turn loose and try to cure them

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This by way of illustration; also as an explanation of their  sleeping soundly that night, instead of watching for

some hostile  demonstration on the part of the Dot outfit. To a manone never  counted Happy Jack's

prophecies of disaster as being anything  more  than a personal deformity of thoughtthey were positive in

their  belief that the Dot sheepherders would be very, very  careful not to  provoke the Happy Family to further

manifestations  of disapproval.  They knew what they'd get, if they tried any more  funny business, and  they'd

be mighty careful where they drove  their sheep after this. 

So, with the comfortable glow of victory in their souls, they  laid  them down, and, when the animated

discussion of that night's  adventure  flagged, as their tongues grew sleepclogged and their  eyelids  drooped,

they slept in peace; save when Slim, awakened by  the soreness  of his leg, grunted a malediction or two before

he  began snoring  again. 

They rose and ate their breakfast in a fair humor with the world.  One grows accustomed to the thought of

sickness, even when it  strikes  close to the affections, and, with the resilience of  youth and hope,  life adjusts

itself to make room for the specter  of fear, so that it  does not crowd unduly, but stands  halfforgotten in the

background of  one's thoughts. For that  reason they no longer spoke soberly because  of the Old Man lying

hurt unto death in Chicago. And, when they  mentioned the Dot  sheep and men, they spoke as men speak of

the  vanquished. 

With the taste of hot biscuits and maple syrup still lingering  pleasantly against their palates, they went out

and were  confronted  with sheep, blatting sheep, stinking sheep,  devastating sheep, Dot  sheep. On the south

side of the coulee, up  on the bluff, grazed the  band. They fed upon the brow of the hill  opposite the ranch

buildings;  they squeezed under the fence and  spilled a ragged fringe of running,  gray animals down the slope.

Half a mile away though the nearest of  them were, the murmur of  them, the smell of them, the whole

intolerable presence of them,  filled the Happy Family with an amazed  loathing too deep for  words. 

Technically, that high, level stretch of land bounding Flying U  coulee on the south was open range. It

belonged to the  government.  The soil was not fertile enough even for the most  optimistic of "dry  land"

farmers to locate upon it; and this was  before the dryland  farming craze had swept the country,  gathering in

all public land as  claims. J. G. Whitmore had  contented himself with acquiring title to  the whole of the Flying

U coulee, secure in his belief that the old  order of things would  not change, in his lifetime, at least, and that

the unwritten  law of the range land, which leaves the vicinity of a  ranch to  the use of the ranch owner, would

never be repealed by new  customs imposed by a new class of people. 

Legally, there was no trespassing of the Dots, beyond the two or  three hundred which had made their way

through the fence.  Morally,  however, and by right of custom, their offense would not  be much  greater if they

came on down the hill and invaded the Old  Man's pet  meadows, just beyond the "little pasture." 

Ladies may read this story, so I am not going to pretend to  repeat  the things they said, once they were

released from dumb  amazement. I  should be compelled to improvise and substitute  which would remove

much of the flavor. Let bare facts suffice, at  present. 

They saddled in haste, and in haste they rode to the scene. This,  they were convinced, was the band herded by

the bugkiller and  the  man from Wyoming; and the nerve of those two almost excited  the  admiration of the

Happy Family. It did not, however, deter  them from  their purpose. 

Weary, to look at him, was no longer in the mood to preach  patience and a turning of the other cheek. He also

made that  change  of heart manifest in his speech when Pink, his eyes almost  black, rode  up close and gritted

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"Well, what's the orders now? Want me to go back and get the wire  nippers so we can let them poor little

sheep down into the  meadow?  Maybe we better ask the herders down to have some of  Patsy's grub,  too; I

don't believe they had time to cook much  breakfast. And it  wouldn't be a bad idea to haze our own stuff  clear

off the range. I'm  afraid Dunk's sheep are going to fare  kinda slim, if we go on letting  our cattle eat all the

good  grass!" Pink did not often indulge in such  lengthy sarcasm,  especially toward his beloved Weary; but

his  exasperation toward  Weary's mild tactics had been growing apace. 

Weary's reply, I fear, will have to be omitted. It was terribly  unrefined. 

"I want you boys to spread out, around the whole bunch," was his  first printable utterance, "and haze these

sheep just as far  south as  they can get without taking to the river. Don't get all  het up chasing  'em

yourselfmake the men (Weary did not call  them men; he called  them something very naughty) that's paid

for  it do the driving." 

"And, if they don't go," drawled the smooth voice of the Native  Son, "what shall we do, amigo? Slap them on

the wrist?" 

Weary twisted in the saddle and sent him a baleful glance, which  was not at all like Weary the

sunnyhearted. 

"If you can't figure that out for yourself," he snapped, "you had  better go back and wipe the dishes for Patsy;

and, when that's  done,  you can pull the weeds out of his radishes. Maybe he'll  give you a  nickel to buy candy

with, if you do it good." Before  he faced to the  front again his harsh glance swept the faces of  his

companions. 

They were grinning, every man of them, and he knew why. To see  him  lose his temper was something of an

event with the Happy  Family, who  used sometimes to fix the date of an incident by  saying, "It was right  after

that time Weary got mad, a year ago  last fall," or something of  the sort. He grinned himself,  shamefacedly,

and told them that they  were a bunch of noaccount  cusses, anyway, and he'd just about as soon  herd sheep

himself as  to have to run with such an outfit; which swept  his anger from  him and left him his usual self, with

but the addition  of a  purpose from which nothing could stay him. He was going to settle  the sheep question,

and he was going to settle it that day. 

Only one injunction did he lay upon the Happy Family. "You  fellows  don't want to get excited and go to

shooting," he warned,  while they  were still out of hearing of the herders. "We don't  want Dunk to get

anything like that on us; savvy?" 

They "savvied," and they told him so, each after his own  individual manner. 

"I guess we ought to be able to put the run on a couple of  sheepherders, without wasting any powder," Pink

said loftily,  remembering his meeting with them a few days before. 

"One thing surewe'll make a good job of it this time," promised  Irish, and spurred after Weary, who was

leading the way around  the  band. 

The herders watched them openly and with the manner of men who  are  expecting the worst to happen. Unlike

the four whose camp had  been  laid low the night before, these two were unarmed, as they  had been  from the

first; which, in Weary's opinion, was a bit of  guile upon the  part of Dunk. If trouble cametrouble which it

would take a jury to  settlethe fact that the sheepmen were  unarmed would tell heavily in  their favor; for,

while the petty  meanness of rangestealing and  nagging trespass may be harder to  bear than the flourishing

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Weary headed straight for the nearest herder, told him to put his  dogs to work rounding up the sheep, which

were scattered over an  area  half a mile across while they fed, and, when the herder, who  was the  bugkiller,

made no move to obey, Weary deliberately  pulled his gun  and pointed at his head. 

"You move," he directed with grim intent, "and don't take too  much  time about it, either." 

The bugkiller, an unkempt, ungainly figure, standing with his  back to the morning sun, scowled up at Weary

stolidly. 

"Yuh dassent shoot," he stated sourly, and did not move. 

For answer, Weary pulled back the hammer; also he smiled as  malignantly as it was in his nature to do, and

hoped in his heart  that he looked sufficiently terrifying to convince the man. So  they  faced each other in a

silent clash of wills. 

Big Medicine had not been saying much on the way over, which was  unusual. Now he rode forward until he

was abreast of Weary, and  he  grinned down at the bugkiller in a way to distract his  attention from  the gun. 

"Nobody don't have to shoot, by cripes!" he bawled. "We hain't  goin' to kill yuh. We'll make yuh wisht, by

cripes, we had,  though,  b'fore we git through. Git to work, boys, 'n' gether up  some dry grass  an' sticks. Over

there in them rosebushes you  oughta find enough  bresh. We'll give him a taste uh what we was  talkin' about

comm' over,  by cripes! I guess he'll be willin' to  drive sheep, all right, when we  git through with him.

Hawhawhawww!" He leaned forward in the  saddle and ogled the  bugkiller with horrid significance. 

"Git busy with that bresh!" he yelled authoritatively, when a  glance showed him that the Happy Family was

hesitating and eyeing  him  uncertainly. "Git a fire goin' quick's yuh kinI'll do the  rest. Down  in Coconino

county we used to have a way uh fixin'  sheepherders" 

"Aw, gwan! We don't want no torture business!" remonstrated Happy  Jack uneasily, edging away. 

"Yuh don't, hey?" Big Medicine turned in the saddle wrathfully  and  glared. When he had succeeded in

catching Andy Green's eye he  winked,  and that young man's face kindled understandingly. "Well,  now, you

hain't runnin' this here show. Honest to grandma, I've  saw the time  when a little footwarmin' done a

sheepherder a  whole lot uh good;  and, it looks to me, by cripes, as if this  here feller needed a dose  to gentle

him down. You git the fire  started. That's all I want you t'  do, Happy. Some uh you boys  help me rope

himlike him and that other  jasper over there done  to Andy. C'me on, Andyit ain't goin' to take  long!" 

"You bet your sweet life I'll come on!" exclaimed Andy,  dismounting eagerly. "Let me take your rope,

Weary. Too bad we  haven't got a branding iron" 

"Aw, we don't need no irons." Big Medicine was also on the ground  by then, and untying his rope. "Lemme

git his shoes off once, and  I'll show yuh." 

The bugkiller lifted his stick, snarling like a mongrel dog when  a stranger tries to drive it out of the house;

hurled the stick  hysterically, as Big Medicine, rope in hand, advanced implacably,  and, with a squawk of

horror, turned suddenly and ran. After him,  bellowing terribly, lunged Big Medicine, straight through the

band  like a snowplow, leaving behind them a wide, open trail. 

"Say, we kinda overplayed that bet, by gracious," Andy commented  to Weary, while he watched the chase.

"That gazabo's scared  silly;  let's try the other one. That torture talk works fine." 


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In his enthusiasm Andy remounted and was about to lead the way to  the other herder when Big Medicine

returned puffing, the  bugkiller  squirming in his grasp. "Tell him what yuh want him to  do, Weary," he

panted, with some difficulty holding his limp  victim upright by a  greasy coatcollar. "And if he don't fall

over himself doin' it,  whyby cripeswe'll take off his shoes!" 

Whereupon the bugkiller gave another howl and professed himself  eager to drive the sheepwell, what he

said was that he would  drive  them to that place which ladies dislike to hear mentioned,  if the  Happy Family

wanted him to. 

"That's all right, then. Start 'em south, and don't quit till  somebody tells you to." Weary carefully let down the

hammer of  his  sixshooter and shoved it thankfully into his scabbard. 

"Now, you don't want to pile it on quite so thick, next time,"  Irish admonished Big Medicine, when they

turned away from  watching  the bugkiller set his dogs to work by gestures and a  shouted word or  two. "You

like to have sent this one plumb  nutty." 

"I betche Bud gets us all pinched for that," grumbled Happy Jack.  "Torturing folks is purty darned serious

business. You might as  well  shoot 'em up decent and be done with it." 

"Hawhawhawww!" Big Medicine ogled the group mirthfully.  "Nobody can't swear I done a thing, or

said a thing. All I said  definite was that I'd take off his shoes. Any jury in the  country'd  know that would be

hull lot worse fer us than it would  fer him, by  cripes. Hawhawhawww!" 

"Say, that's right; yuh didn't say nothin', ner do nothin'. By  golly, that was purty slick work, all right!" Slim

forgot his  sore  leg until he clapped his hand enthusiastically down upon the  place as  comprehension of Bud's

finesse dawned upon him. He  yelped, and the  Happy Family laughed unfeelingly. 

"You want to be careful and don't try to see through any jokes,  Slim, till that leg uh yours gets well," Irish

bantered, and they  laughed the louder. 

All this was mere byplay; a momentary swinging of their mood to  pleasantry, because they were a

temperamentally cheerful lot, and  laughter came to them easily, as it always does to youth and  perfect  mental

and physical health. Their brief hilarity over  Slim's  misfortune did not swerve them from their purpose, nor

soften the mood  of them toward their adversaries. They were  unsmiling and unfriendly  when they reached the

man from Wyoming;  and, if they ever behaved like  boys let out of school, they did  not show it then. 

The Wyoming man was wiser than his fellow. He had been given  several minutes grace in which to meditate

upon the unwisdom of  defiance; and he had seen the bugkiller change abruptly from  sullenness to terror,

and afterward to abject obedience. He did  not  know what they had said to him, or what they had done; but he

knew the  bugkiller was a hard man to stampede. And he was one  man, and they  were many; also he judged

that, being human, and  this being the third  offense of the Dot sheep under his care, it  would be extremely

unsafe  to trust that their indignation would  vent itself in mere words. 

Therefore, when Weary told him to get the stragglers back through  the fence and up on the level, he stopped

only long enough for a  good  look at their faces. After that he called his dogs and  crawled through  the fence. 

It really did not require the entire Family to force those sheep  south that morning. But Weary's jaw was set, as

was his heart,  upon a  thorough cleaning of that particular bit of range; and,  since he did  not definitely request

any man to turn back, and  every fellow there  was minded to see the thing to a finish, they  straggled out

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After the first few miles the way grew rough. Sheep lagged, and  the blatting increased to an uproar. Old ewes

and yearlings these  were mostly, and there were few to suffer more than hunger and  thirst, perhaps. So Weary

was merciless, and drove them forward  without a stop until the first jumble of hills and deepworn  gullies

held them back from easy traveling. 

But the Happy Family had not ridden those breaks for cattle, all  these years, to be hindered by rough going.

Weary, when the band  stopped and huddled, blatting incessantly against a sheer wall of  sandstone and gravel,

got the herders together and told them what  he  wanted. 

"You take 'em down that slope till you come to the second little  coulee. Don't go up the first onethat's a

blind pocket. In the  second coulee, up a mile or so, there's a spring creek. You can  hold  'em there on water for

half an hour. That's more than any of  yuh  deserve. Haze 'em down there." 

The herders did not know it, but that second coulee was the rude  gateway to an intricate system of high ridges

and winding  waterways  that would later be dry as a bleached bonethe real  beginning of the  bad lands

which border the Missouri river for  long, terrible miles.  Down there, it is possible for two men to  reach places

where they may  converse quite easily across a chasm,  and yet be compelled to ride  fifteen or twenty miles,

perhaps, in  order to shake hands. Yet, even  in that scrapheap of Nature  there are ways of passing deep into

the  heart of the upheaval. 

The Happy Family knew those ways as they knew the most  complicated  figures of the quadrilles they danced

so  lightfootedly with the girls  of the Bear Paw country. When they  forced the sheep and their herders  out of

the coulee Weary had  indicated he sent Irish and Pink ahead to  point the way, and he  told them to head for

the Wash Bowl; which they  did with  praiseworthy zeal and scant pity for the sheep. 

When at last, after a slow, heartbreaking climb up a long, bare  ridge, Pink and Irish paused upon the brow of

a slope and let the  trailweary band spill itself reluctantly down the steep slope  beyond, the sun stood high in

the blue above them and their  stomachs  clamored for food; by which signs they knew that it must  be near

noon. 

When the last sheep had passed, blatting discordantly, down the  bluff, Weary halted the sweating herders for

a parting  admonition. 

"We don't aim to deal you any more misery, for a while, if you  stay where you're at. You're only working for

a living, like the  rest  of usbut I must say I don't admire your trade none.  Anyway, I'll  send some of your

bunch down here with grub and  beds. This is good  enough range for sheep. You keep away from the  Flying

U and nobody'll  bother you. Over there in them trees," he  added, pointing a gloved  finger toward a little

grove on the far  side of the basin, "you'll  find a cabin, and water. And, farther  down the river there's pretty

good grass, in the little bottoms.  Now, git." 

The herders looked as if they would enjoy murdering them all, but  they did not say a word. With their dogs at

heel they scrambled  down  the bluff in the wake of their sheep, and the Happy Family,  rolling  cigarettes while

they watched them depart, told one  another that this  settled that bunch; they wouldn't bed down in  the Flying

U dooryard  that night, anyway. 

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Hungry with the sharp, gnawing hunger of healthy stomachs  accustomed to regular and generous feeding;

tired with the  weariness  of healthy muscles pushed past their accustomed limit  of action; and  hot with the

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Family rode out of  the embrace of the last barren coulee  and up on the wide level where  the breeze swept

gratefully up  from the west, and where every day  brought with it a deeper tinge  of green into its grassy

carpet. 

Only for this harassment of the Dot sheep, the roundup wagons  would be loaded and ready to rattle abroad

over the land. Meadow  larks and curlews and little, perteyed ground sparrows called  out to  them that

roundup time was come. They passed a bunch of  feeding Flying  U cattle, and flatribbed, bandylegged

calves  galloped in brief panic  to their mothers and from the sanctuary  of grassfilled paunches  watched the

riders with wide,  inquisitive eyes. 

"We ought to be starting out, by now," Weary observed a bit  gloomily to Andy and Pink, who rode upon

either side of him. "The  calf crop is going to be good, if this weather holds on another  two  weeks or so.

But" he waved his cigarette disgustedly  "that darned  Dot outfit would be all over the place, if we  pulled

out on roundup  and left 'em the run of things." He smoked  moodily for a minute. "My  religion has changed a

lot in the last  few days," he observed  whimsically. "My idea of hell is a place  where there ain't anything  but

sheep and sheepherders; and  cowpunchers have got to spend  thousands uh years right in the  middle of the

corrals." 

"If that's the case, I'm going to quit cussing, and say my  prayers  every night," Andy Green asserted

emphatically. 

"What worries me," Weary confided, obeying the impulse to talk  over his troubles with those who

sympathized, "is how I'm going  to  keep the work going along like it ought to, and at the same  time keep  them

Dot sheep outa the house. Dunk's wise, all right.  He knows enough  about the cow business to know we ye got

to get  out on the range  pretty quick, now. And he's so mean that every  day or every half day  he can feed his

sheep on Flying U grass, he  calls that much to the  good. And he knows we won't go to opening  up any real

gunfights if we  can get out of it; he counts on our  faunching around and kicking up a  lot of dust,

maybebut we  won't do anything like what he'd do, in our  places. He knows the  Old Man and Chip are

gone, and he knows we've  just naturally got  to sit back and swallow our tongues because we  haven't any

authority. Mamma! It comes pretty tough, when a lowdown  skunk  like that just banks on your doing the

square thing. He wouldn't  do it, but he knows we will; and so he takes advantage of white  men  and gets the

best of 'em. And if we should happen to break  out and do  something, he knows the herders would be the ones

to  get it in the  neck; and he'd wait till the dust settled, and bob  up with the  sheriff" He waved his hand

again with a hopeless  gesture. "It may  not look that way on the face of it," he added  gloomily, "but Dunk has

got us right where he wants us. From the  way they've been letting  sheep on our land, time and time again,  I'd

gamble he's just trying to  make us so mad we'll break out.  He's got it in for the whole outfit,  from the Old

Man and the  Little Doctor down to Slim. If any of us boys  got into trouble,  the Old Man would spend his last

cent to clear us;  and Dunk knows  that just as well as he knows the way from the house to  the  stable. He'd see

to it that it would just about take the Old  Man's last cent, too. And he's using these Dot sheep like you'd  use a

red flag on a bull, to make us so crazy mad we'll kill off  somebody. 

"That's why," he said to them all when he saw that they had  ridden  up close that they might hear what he was

saying, "I've  been hollering  so loud for the meekandmild stunt. When I  slapped him on the jaw,  and he

stood there and took it, I saw his  game. He had a witness to  swear I hit him and he didn't hit back.  And when

I saw them Dots in  our field again, I knew, just as well  as if Dunk had told me, that he  was kinda hoping we'd

kill a  herder or two so he could cinch us good  and plenty. I don't say,"  he qualified with a rueful grin, "that

Dunk  went into the sheep  business just to get rrevenge, as they say in  shows. But if he  can make money

running sheepand he can, all right,  because  there's more money in them right now than there is in

cattleand  at the same time get a good whack at the Flying U, he's  the lad  that will sure make a running

jump at the chance." He spat  upon  the burnt end of his cigarette stub from force of the habit that  fear of range

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sheep  problem as  easily out of his path. 

"So I wish you boys would hang onto yourselves when you hear a  sheep blatting under your window," he

summed up his unburdening  whimsically. "As Bud said this morning, you can't hang a man for  telling a

sheepherder you'll take off his shoes. And they can't  send  us over the road for moving that band of sheep onto

new  range today.  Last night you all were kinda disorderly, maybe,  but you didn't hurt  anybody, or destroy

any property. You see  what I mean. Our only show  is to stop with our toes on the right  side of the dead line." 

"If Andy, here, would jest git his thinkwheels greased and going  good," Big Medicine suggested loudly, "he

ought to frame up  something  that would put them Dots on the run permanent. I d'no,  by cripes, why  it is a

feller can always think uh lies and joshes  by the dozens, and  put 'em over O. K. when there ain't nothing to  be

made out of it  except hard feelin's; and then when a deal like  this here sheep deal  comes up, he's got about as

many idees, by  cripes, as that there  lineback calf over there. Honest to  grandma, Andy makes me feel kinda

faint. Only time he did have a  chanc't, he let them" It occurred to  Big Medicine at that point  that perhaps

his remarks might be construed  by the object of them  as being offensively personal. He turned his  head and

grinned  goodnaturedly in Andy's direction, and refrained  from finishing  what he was going to say. "I sure

do like them wind  flowers  scattered all over the ground," he observed with such  deliberate  and ostentatious

irrelevance that the Happy Family laughed,  even  to Andy Green, who had at first been inclined toward anger. 

"Everything," declared Andy in the tone of a paid instructor,  "has  its proper time and place, boys; I've told

you that before.  For  instance, I wouldn't try to kill a skunk by talking it to  death; and I  wouldn't be hopeful of

putting the run on this Dunk  person by telling  him ghost stories. As to ideasI'm plumb full  of them. But

they're  all about grub, just right at present." 

That started Slim and Happy Jack to complaining because no one  had  had sense enough to go back after some

lunch before taking  that long  trail south; the longer because it was a slow one, with  sheep to set  the pace. And

by the time they had presented their  arguments against  the Happy Family's having enough brains to last  them

overnight, and  the Happy Family had indignantly pointed out  just where the mental  deficiency was most

noticeable, they were  upon that last, broad  stretch of "bench" land beyond which lay  Flying U coulee and

Patsy and  dinner; a belated dinner, to be  sure, but for that the more welcome. 

And when they reached the point where they could look away to the  very rim of the coulee, they saw

sheepsheep to the skyline,  feeding  scattered and at ease, making the prairie look, in the  distance, as if  it

were covered with a thin growth of gray  sagebrush. Four herders  moved slowly upon the outskirts, and the

dogs were little, scurrying,  black dots which stopped  occasionally to wait thankfully until the  masterminds

again  urged them to endeavor. 

The Happy Family drew up and stared in silence. 

"Do I see sheep?" Pink inquired plaintively at last. "Tell me,  somebody." 

"It's that bunch you fellows tackled last night," said Weary  miserably. "I ought to have had sense enough to

leave somebody on  the  ranch to look out for this." 

"They've got their nerve," stated Irish, "after the deal they got  last night. I'd have bet good money that you

couldn't drag them  herders across Flying U coulee with a log chain." 

"Say, by golly, do we have to drive this here bunch anywheres  before we git anything to eat?" Slim wanted to

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Weary considered briefly. "No, I guess we'll pass 'em up for the  present. An hour or so won't make much

difference in the long  run,  and our horses are about all in, right now" 

"So'm I, by cripes!" Big Medicine attested, grinning mirthlessly.  "This here sheep business is plumb wearin'

on a man. 'Specially,"  he  added with a fretful note, "when you've got to handle 'em  gentle. The  things I'd like

to do to them Dots is all ruled outa  the game, seems  like. Honest to grandma, a little gore would look  better to

me right  now than a Dutch picnic before the foam's all  blowed off the  refreshments. Lemme kill off jest one

herder,  Weary?" he pleaded. "The  one that took a shot at me las' night.  Purty, please!" 

"If you killed one," Weary told him glumly. "you might as well  make a clean sweep and take in the whole

bunch." 

"Well, I won't charge nothin' extra fer that, either," Bud  assured  him generously. "I'm willin' to throw in the

other three  and the  dawgs, too, by cripes!" He goggled the Happy Family  quizzically.  "Nobody can't say

there's anything small about me.  Why, down in the  Coconino country they used to set half a dozen  greasers

diggin'  graves, by cripes, soon as I started in to argy  with a man. It was a  safe bet they'd need three or four,

anyways,  if old Bud cut loose  oncet. Sheepherders? Why, they jest  natcherly couldn't keep enough on  hand,

securely, to run their  sheep. They used to order sheepherders  like they did woolsacks,  by cripes! You could

always tell when I was  in the country, by  the number uh extra herders them sheep outfits  always kep' in

reserve. Honest to grandma, I've knowed two or three  outfits to  club together and ship in a carload at a time,

when they  heard I  was headed their way. And so when it comes to killin' off  four,  why that ain't skurcely

enough to make it worth m'while to dirty  up m'gun!" 

"Aw, I betche yuh never killed a man in your life!" Happy Jack  grumbled in his characteristic tone of

disparagement; but such  was  his respect for Big Medicine's prowess that he took care not  to speak  loud

enough to be overheard by that modest gentleman,  who continued  with certain fearsome details of alleged

murderous  exploits of his  own, down in Coconino County, Arizona. 

But as they passed the detested animals, thankful that the trail  permitted them to ride by at a distance

sufficient to blur the  most  unsavory details, even Big Medicine gave over his deliberate  boastings  and

relapsed into silence. 

He had begun his fantastic vauntings from an instinctive impulse  to leaven with humor a situation which, at

the moment, could not  be  bettered. Just as they had, when came the news of the Old  Man's dire  plight, sought

to push the tragedy of it into the  background and cling  to their creed of optimism, they had avoided  openly

facing the sheep  complication squarely with mutual  admissions of all it might mean to  the Flying U. 

Until Weary had unburdened his heart of worry on the ride home  that day, they had not said much about it,

beyond a general  vilification of the sheep industry as a whole, of Dunk as the  chief  of the encroaching Dots,

and of the herders personally. 

But there were times when they could not well avoid thinking  rather deeply upon the subject, even if they did

refuse to put  their  forebodings into speech. They were not children; neither  were they to  any degree lacking in

intelligence. Swearing, about  herders and at  them, was all very well; bluffing, threatening,  pummeling even

with  willing fists, tearing down tents and binding  men with ropes might  serve to relieve the emotions upon

occasion.  But there was the grim  economic problem which faced squarely the  Flying U as a "cow

outfit"the problem of range and water; the  Happy Family did not call  it by name, but they realized to the

full what it meant to the Old Man  to have sheep just over his  boundary line always. They realized, too,  what

it meant to have  the Old Man absent at this timeworse, to have  him lying in a  hospital, likely to die at any

moment; what it meant to  have the  whole responsibility shifted to their shoulders, willing  though  they might

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overwhelming numbers. 

Pink, when they were descending the first slope of the bluff  which  was the southern rim of Flying U coulee,

turned and glared  vindictively back at the wavering, gray blanket out there to the  west. When he faced to the

front his face had the look it wore  when  he was fighting. 

"So help me, Josephine!" he gritted desperately, "we've got to  clean the range of them Dots before the Old

Man comes back, or"  He  snapped his jaws shut viciously. 

Weary turned haggard eyes toward him. 

"How?" he asked simply. And Pink had no answer for him. 

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Patsy, staunch old partisan that he was, placed before them much  food which he had tried his best to keep hot

without burning  everything to a crisp, and while they ate with ravenous haste he  told, with German epithets

and a trembling lower jaw, of his  troubles  that day. 

"Dem sheeps, dey coom by der leetle pasture," he lamented while  he  poured coffee muddy from long boiling.

"Looks like dey know so  soon  you ride away, und dey cooms cheeky as you pleece, und eats  der grass  und

crawls under der fence and leafs der vool sthicking  by der vires.  I goes out mit a club, py cosh, und der

sheeps  chust looks und valks  by some better place alreatty, und I throw  rocks and yells till mine  neck iss sore. 

"Und' dose herders, dey sets dem by der rock and laugh till I  felt  like I could kill der whole punch, by cosh!

Und von yells,  'Hey,  dutchy, pring me some pie, alreatty!' Und he laughs some  more pecause  der sheeps dey

don't go avay; dey chust run around  und eat more grass  and baaaa!" He turned and went heavily back  to the

greasy range with  the depleted coffee pot, lifted the lid  of a kettle and looked in upon  the contents with a

purely  mechanical glance; gave a perfunctory prod  or two with a long  handled fork, and came back to stand

uneasily  behind Weary. 

"If you poys are goin' to shtand fer dot," he began querulously,  "Py cosh I von't! Py myself I vill go and tell

dot Dunk W'ittaker  vot  lowdown skunk I t'ink he iss. Sheep's vool shtickin' by der  fences  efferwhere on der

ranch, py cosh! Dot vould sure kill der  Old Man  quick if he see it. Shtinkin' off sheeps py our noses all  der

time,  till I can't eat no more mit der shmell of dem. Neffer  pefore did I  see vool on der Flying U fences, py

cosh, und sheeps  baaaain' in der  coulee!" 

Never had they seen Patsy take so to heart a matter of mere  business importance. They did not say much to

him; there was not  much  that they could say. They ate their fill and went out  disconsolately  to discuss the

thing among themselves, away from  Patsy's throaty  complainings. They hated it as badly as did he;  with

Weary's urgent  plea for no violence holding them in leash,  they hated it more, if  that were possible. 

The Native Son tilted his head unobtrusively stableward when he  caught Andy's eye, and as unobtrusively

wandered away from the  group.  Andy stopped long enough to roll and light a cigarette and  then  strolled after

him with apparent aimlessness, secretly  curious over  the summons. He found Miguel in the stable waiting  for

him, and Miguel  led the way, rope in hand across the corral  and into the little  pasture where fed a horse he

meant to ride.  He did not say anything  until he had turned to close the gate,  and to make sure that they were

alone and that their departure  had not carried to the Happy Family any  betraying air of  significance. 

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his fathomless eyes. "You  put  up a good one on the boys, that time, you remember. Bluffed  them into

thinking I was a hero in disguise, and that you'd seen  me pull off a  big stunt of bullfighting and bull

dogging down  in Mexico. It was a  fine josh. They believe it yet." 

Andy glanced at him perplexedly. "Yesbut when it turned out to  be true," he amended, "the josh was on

me, I guess; I thought I  was  just lying, when I wasn't. I've wondered a good deal about  that. By  gracious, it

makes a man feel funny to frame up a yarn  out of his own  thinkmachine, and then find out he's been telling

the truth all the  while. It's like a fellow handing out a  twentyfour karat gold bar to  a rube by mistake, under

the  impression it only looks like one. Of  course they believe it!  Only they don't know I just merely hit the

truth by accident." 

The Native Son smiled his slow, amused smile, that somehow never  failed to be impressive. "That's the funny

part of it," he  drawled.  "You didn't. I just piled another little josh on top of  yours, that's  all. I never throwed a

bull in my life, except with  my lariat. I'd  heard a good deal about you, andwell, I thought  I'd see if I could

go you one better. And you put that Mexico  yarn across so smooth and  easy, I just simply couldn't resist the

temptation to make you think  it was all straight goods. Sabe?" 

Andy Green did not say a word, but he looked exceedingly foolish. 

"So I think we can both safely consider ourselves tophands when  it comes to lying," the Native Son went on

shamelessly. "And if  you're willing to go in with me on it and help put Dunk on the  run"  He glanced over

his shoulder, saw that Happy Jack, on  horseback, was  coming out to haze in the saddle bunch, and turned  to

stroll back as  lazily as he had come. He continued to speak  smoothly and swiftly, in  a voice that would not

carry ten paces.  While Andy Green, with brown  head bent attentively, listened  eagerly and added a sentence

or two on  his own account now and  then, and smiledwhich he had not been in the  habit of doing  lately. 

"Say, you fellers are gittin' awful energetic, ain't  yuh?wranglin' horses afoot!" Happy Jack bantered at the

top of  his  voice when he passed them by. "Better save up your strength  while you  kin. Weary's goin' to set us

herdin' sheep aginand I  betche there's  goin' to be something more'n herdin' on our hands  before we git

through." 

"I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there was," sang out Andy, as  cheerfully as if he had been invited to dance

"Ladies' choice"  with  the prettiest girl in the crowd. "Wonder what hole he's  going to dump  this bunch into,"

he added to the Native Son. "By  gracious, he ought  to send 'em just as far north as he can drive  'em without

paying duty!  I'd sure take 'em over into Canada, if  it was me running the show." 

"It was a mistake," the Native Son volunteered, "for the whole  bunch to go off like we did today. They had

those sheep up here  on  the hill just for a bait. They knew we'd go straight up in the  air and  come down on

those two freaks herding 'em, and that gave  them the  chance to cross the other bunch. I thought so all along,

but I didn't  like to butt in." 

"Well Weary's mad enough now to do things that will leave a dent,  anyway," Andy commented under his

breath when, from the corral  gate,  he got a good look at Weary's profile, which showed the set  of his  mouth

and chin. "See that mouth? It's hunt the top rail,  and do it  quick, when old Weary straightens out his lips like

that." 

Behind them, Happy Jack bellowed for an open gate and no  obstructions, and they drew hastily to one side to

let the saddle  horses gallop past with a great upflinging of dust. Pink, with a  quite obtrusive facetiousness,

began lustily chanting that it  looked  to him like a big night tonightwith occasional, furtive  glances at

Weary's face; for he, also, had been quick to read  those closepressed  lips, which did not soften in response

to the  ditty. Usually he  laughed at Pink's drollery. 


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They rode rather quietly upon the hill again, to where fed the  sheep. During the hour or so that they had been

absent the sheep  had  not moved appreciably; they still grazed close enough to the  boundary  to make their

position seem a direct insult to the  Flying U, a virtual  slap in the face. And these young men who  worked for

the Flying U, and  who made its interests right loyally  their own, were growing very,  very tired of turning the

other  cheek. With them, the time for  profanity and for horseplay  bluffing and judicious temporizing was  past.

There were other  lips besides Weary's that were drawn tight and  thin when they  approached that particular

band of sheep. More than one  pair of  eyes turned inquiringly toward him and away again when they  met  no

answering look. 

They topped a rise of ground, and in the shallow wrinkle which  had  hidden him until now they came full

upon Dunk Whittaker,  riding a  chunky black which stepped restlessly about while he  conferred in low  tones

with a couple of the herders. The Happy  Family recognized them  as two of the fellows in whose safe  keeping

they had left their ropes  the night before. Dunk looked  around quickly when the group appeared  over the little

ridge,  scowled, hesitated and then came straight up to  them. 

"I want you rowdies to bring back those sheep you took the  trouble  to drive off this morning," he began, with

the even,  grating voice and  the sneering lift of lip under his little,  black mustache which the  older members of

the Happy Family  rememberedand hatedso vividly.  "I've stood just all I'm going  to stand, of these

typically Flying U  performances you've been  indulging in so freely during the past week.  It's all very well  to

terrorize a neighborhood of longhaired rubes  who don't know  enough to teach you your places; but

interfering with  another  man's property is" 

"Interfering with anotherwhat?" Big Medicine, his pale blue  eyes  standing out more like a frog's than ever

upon his face,  gave his  horse a kick and lunged close that he might lean and  thrust his red  face near to Dunk's.

"Another what? I don't see  nothin' in your saddle  that looks t'me like a man, by cripes! All  I can see is a

smoothskinned, slippery vermin I'd hate to name a  snake after, that  crawls around in the dark and lets cheap

rough  necks do all his dirty  work. I've saw dogs sneak up and grab a  man behind, but most always  they let

out a growl or two first.  And even a rattler is square enough  to buzz at yuh and give yuh a  chanc't to sidestep

him. Honest to  grandma, I don't hardly know  what kinda reptyle y'are. I hate to  insult any of 'em, by cripes,

by namin' yuh after 'em. But don't, for  Lordy's sake, ever call  yourself a man agin!" 

Big Medicine turned his head and spat disgustedly into the grass  and looked back slightingly with other

annihilating remarks close  behind his wideapart teeth, but instead of speaking he made an  unbelievably

quick motion with his hand. The blow smacked loudly  upon  Dunk's cheek, and so nearly sent him out of the

saddle that  he grabbed  for the horn to save himself. 

"Oh, I seert yuh keepin' yer hand next yer sixgun all the  while,"  Big Medicine bawled. "That's one reason I

say yuh ain't  no man! Yuh  wouldn't dast talk up to a prairie dog if yuh wasn't  all set to make a  quick draw.

Yuh got your face slapped oncet  before by a Flyin' U man,  and yuh had it comm'. Now

you'regittin'itdoneright!" 

If you have ever seen an irate, proletarian mother cuffing her  offspring over an empty woodbox, you may

picture perhaps the  present  proceeding of Big Medicine. To many a man the thing would  have been

unfeasible, after the first blow, because of the  horses. But Big  Medicine was very nearly all that he claimed to

be; and one of his pet  vanities was his horsemanship; he managed  to keep within a fine  slapping distance of

Dunk. He stopped when  his hand began to sting  through his glove. 

"Now you keep your hand away from that gunthat you ain't honest  enough to carry where folks can see it,

but 'ye got it cached in  your  pocket!" he thundered. "And go on with what you was goin'  t'say. Only  don't get

swellheaded enough to think you're a man,  agin. You ain't." 


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"I've got this to say!" Mere type cannot reproduce the  malevolence  of Dunk's spluttering speech. "I've sent for

the  county sheriff and a  dozen deputies to arrest you, and you, and  you, damn you!" He was  pointing a

shaking finger at the older  members of the Happy Family,  whom he recognized not gladly, but  too well. "I'll

have you all in  Deer Lodge before that lying,  thieving, cattlestealing Old Man of  yours can lift a finger.  I'll

sheep Flying U coulee to the very doors  of the white house.  I'll skin the range between here and the

riverand I'll have  every one of you hounds put where the dogs won't  bite you!" He  drew a hand across his

mouth and smiled as they say  Satan himself  can smile upon occasion. 

"You've done enough to send you all over the road; destroying  property and assaulting harmless menyou

wait! There are other  and  better ways to fight than with the fists, and I haven't  forgotten any  of you

fellowsthere are a few more rounders among  you" 

"Hey! You apologize fer that, by cripes, er I'll kill yuh the  longest way I know. And that" Big Medicine

again laid violent  hands  upon Dunk, "and that way won't feel good, now I'm tellin'  yuh.  Apologize, er" 

"Say, all this don't do any good, Bud," Weary expostulated. "Let  Dunk froth at the mouth if he wants to; what

we want is to get  these  sheep off the range. And," he added recklessly, "so long as  the  sheriff is headed for us

anyway, we may as well get busy and  make it  worth his while. So" He stopped, silenced by a most

amazing  interruption. 

On the brow of the hill, when first they had sighted Dunk in the  hollow, something had gone wrong with

Miguel's saddle so that he  had  stopped behind; and, to keep him company, Andy had stopped  also and  waited

for him. Later, when Dunk was spluttering  threats, they had  galloped up to the edge of the group and pulled

their horses to a  stand. Now, Miguel rode abruptly close to Dunk  as rides one with a  purpose. 

He leaned and peered intently into Dunk's distorted countenance  until every man there, struck by his manner,

was watching him  curiously. Then he sat back in the saddle, straightened his legs  in  the stirrups and laughed.

And like his smile when he would  have it so,  or the little twitch of shoulders by which he could  so incense a

man,  that laugh brought a deeper flush to Dunk's  face, reddened though it  was by Big Medicine's vigorous

slapping. 

"Say, you've got nerve," drawled the Native Son, "to let a  sheriff  travel toward you. I can remember when

you were more  timid, amigo." He  turned his head until his eyes fell upon Andy.  "Say, Andy!" he called.

"Come and take a look at this hombre.  You'll have to think back a few  years," he assisted laconically. 

In response, Andy rode up eagerly. Like the Native Son, he leaned  and peered into eyes that stared back

defiantly, wavered, and  turned  away. Andy also sat back in the saddle then, and snorted. 

"So this is the Dunk Whittaker that's been raising merry hell  around here! And talks about sending for the

sheriff, huh? I've  always heard that a lot uh gall is the best disguise a man can  hide  under, but, by gracious,

this beats the deuce!" He turned to  the  astounded Happy Family with growing excitement in his manner. 

"Boys, we don't have to worry much about this gazabo! We'll just  freeze onto him till the sheriff heaves in

sight. Gee! There'll  sure  be something stirring when we tell him who this Dunk person  really is!  And you say

he was in with the Old Man, once? Oh,  Lord!" He looked  with withering contempt at Dunk; and Dunk's

glance flickered again and  dropped, just as his hand dropped to  the pocket of his coat. 

"No, yuh don't, by cripes!" Big Medicine's hand gripped Dunk's  arm  on the instant. With his other he plucked

the gun from Dunk's  pocket,  and released him as he would let go of something foul  which he had  been

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"He'll be good, or he'll lose his dinner quick," drawled the  Native Son, drawing his own silvermounted

sixshooter and  resting it  upon the saddle horn so that it pointed straight at  Dunk's diaphragm.  "You take

Weary off somewhere and tell him  something about this deal,  Andy. I'll watch this slippery  gentleman." He

smiled slowly and got an  answering grin from Andy  Green, who immediately rode a few rods away,  with

Weary and Pink  close behind. 

"Say, by golly, what's Dunk wanted fer?" Slim blurted  inquisitively after a short silence. 

"Not for riding or driving over a bridge faster than a walk  Slim,"  purred the Native Son, shifting his gun a

trifle as Dunk  moved  uneasily in the saddle. "You know the man. Look at his  faceand use  your

imagination, if you've got any." 

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"Well, I hope this farce is about over," Dunk sneered, with as  near an approach to his old, supercilious

manner as he could  command,  when the three who had ridden apart returned presently.  "Perhaps,  Weary,

you'll be good enough to have this fellow put up  his gun, and  these" he hesitated, after a swift glance, to

apply any epithet  whatever to the Happy Family. "I have two  witnesses here to swear that  you have without

any excuse  assaulted and maligned and threatened me,  and you may consider  yourselves lucky if I do not

insist" 

"Ah, cut that out," Andy advised wearily. "I don't know how it  strikes the rest, but it sounds pretty sickening

to me. Don't  overlook the fact that two of us happen to know all about you;  and we  know just where to send

word, to dig up a lot more  identification. So  bluffing ain't going to help you out, a darned  bit." 

"Miguel, you can go with Andy," Weary said with brisk decision.  "Take Dunk down to the ranch till the

sheriff gets hereif it's  straight goods about Dunk sending for him. If he didn't, we can  take  Dunk in

tomorrow, ourselves." He turned and fixed a cold,  commanding  eye upon the slackjawed herders. "Come

along, you  two, and get these  sheep headed outa here." 

"Say, we'll just lock him up in the blacksmith shop, and come on  back," Andy amended the order after his

own free fashion. "He  couldn't get out in a million years; not after I'm through  staking  him out to the anvil

with a logchain." He smiled  maliciously into  Dunk's fearyellowed countenance, and waved him  a signal to

ride  ahead, which Dunk did without a word of protest  while the Happy Family  looked on dazedly. 

"What's it all about, Weary?" Irish asked, when the three were  gone. "What is it they've got on Dunk? Must

be something pretty  fierce, the way he wilted down into the saddle." 

"You'll have to wait and ask the boys." Weary rode off to hurry  the herders on the far side of the band. 

So the Happy Family remained perforce unenlightened upon the  subject and for that they said hard things

about Weary, and about  Andy and Miguel as well. They believed that they were entitled to  know the truth,

and they called it a smartaleck trick to keep  the  thing so almighty secret. 

There is in resentment a crisis; when that crisis is reached, and  the dam of repression gives way, the full flood

does not always  sweep  down upon those who have provoked the disaster. Frequently  it happens  that perfectly

innocent victims are made to suffer.  The Happy Family  had been extremely forbearing, as has been  pointed

out before. They  had frequently come to the boiling point  of rage and had cooled  without committing any real

act of  violence. But that day had held a  long series of petty  annoyances; and here was a really important thing

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committed in the past. And Pink  shook  his head and said he didn't know. Irish mentally accused Pink of

lying, and his temper was none the better for the rebuff, as  anyone  can readily understand. 

When the herders, therefore, rounded up the sheep and started  them  moving south, the Happy Family

speedily rebelled against  that  shuffling, nibbling, desultory pace that had kept them long,  weary  hours in the

saddle with the other band. But it was Irish  who first  took measures to accelerate that pace. 

He got down his rope and whacked the loop viciously down across  the nearest gray back. The sheep jumped,

scuttled away a few  paces  and returned to its nibbling progress. Irish called it  names and  whacked another. 

After a few minutes he grew tired of swinging his loop and seeing  it have so fleeting an effect, and pulled his

gun. He fired close  to  the heels of a yearling buck that had more than once stopped  to look  up at him foolishly

and blat, and the buck charged ahead  in a panic at  the noise and the spat of the bullet behind him. 

"Hit him agin in the same place!" yelled Big Medicine, and drew  his own gun. The Happy Family, at that

high tension where they  were  ready for anything, caught the infection and began shooting  and  yelling like

crazy men. 

The effect was not at all what they expected. Instead of adding  impetus to the band, as would have been the

case if they had been  driving cattle, the result was exactly the opposite. The sheep  ranbut they ran to a

common center. As the shooting went on  they  bunched tighter and tighter, until it seemed as though those  in

the  center must surely be crushed flat. From an ambling,  feeding company  of animals, they become a lumpy

gray blanket,  with here and there a  long, vacuous face showing idiotically upon  the surface. 

The herders grinned and drew together as against a common  enemyor as with a new joke to be discussed

among themselves.  The  dogs wandered helplessly about, yelped halfheartedly at the  woolly  mass, then sat

down upon their haunches and lolled red  tongues far out  over their pointed little teeth, and tilted  knowing

heads at the Happy  Family. 

"Look at the darned things!" wailed Pink, riding twice around the  huddle, almost ready to shed tears of pure

rage and helplessness.  "Git outa that! Hi! Wooppee!" He fired again and again, and gave  the  rangeold

cattleyell; the yell which had sent many a tired  herd over  many a weary mile; the yell before which had fled

fat  steers into the  stockyards at shipping time, and up the chutes  into the cars; the yell  that had hoarsened

many a cowpuncher's  voice and left him with a mere  croak to curse his fate with; a  yell to bring resultsbut

it did not  start those sheep. 

The Happy Family, riding furiously round and round, fired every  cartridge they had upon their persons; they

said every improper  thing  they could remember or invent; they yelled until their eyes  were  starting from their

sockets; they glued that band of sheep  so tight  together that dynamite could scarcely have pried them  apart. 

And the herders, sitting apart with grimy hands clasped loosely  over hunchedup knees, looked on, and

talked together in low  tones,  and grinned. 

Irish glanced that way and caught them grinning; caught them  pointing derisively, with heaving shoulders.

He swore a great  oath  and made for them, calling aloud that he would knock those  grins so  far in that they

would presently find themselves smiling  wrongsideout from the back of their heads. 

Pink, overhearing him, gave a last swat at the waggling tail of a  burrowing buck, and wheeled to overtake

Irish and have a hand in  reversing the grins. Big Medicine saw them start, and came  bellowing  up from the

far side of the huddle like a bull  challenging to combat  from across a meadow. Big Medicine did not  know

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of the cause,  started at a lope toward the trouble  center. 

It began to look as if the whole Family was about to fall upon  those herders and rend them asunder with teeth

and nails; so much  so  that the herders jumped up and ran like scared cottontails  toward the  rim of Denson

coulee, a hundred yards or so to the  west. 

"Mamma! I wish we could make the sheep hit that gait and keep  it,"  exclaimed Weary, with the first laugh

they had heard from  him that  day. 

While he was still laughing, there was a shot from the ridge  toward which they were running; the sharp,

vicious crack of a  rifle.  The Happy Family heard the whistling hum of the bullet,  singing low  over their

heads; quite low indeed; altogether too  low to be funny.  And they had squandered all their ammunition on  the

prairie sod, to  hurry a band of sheep that flatly refused to  hurry anywhere except  under one another's odorous,

perspiring  bodies. 

From the edge of the coulee the rifle spoke again. A tiny geyser  of dust, spurting up from the ground ten feet

to one side of Cal  Emmett, showed them all where the bullet struck. 

"Get outa range, everybody!" yelled Weary, and set the example by  tilting his rowels against Glory's smooth

hide, and heading  eastward.  "I like to be accommodating, all right, but I draw the  line on  standing around for

a target while my neighbors practise  shooting." 

The Happy Family, having no other recourse, therefore retreated  in  haste toward the eastern skyline. Bullets

followed them,  overtook them  as the shooter raised his sights for the increasing  distance, and  whined

harmlessly over their heads. All save one. 

CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack

Big Medicine, Irish and Pink, racing almost abreast, heard a  scream behind them and pulled up their horses

with short,  stifflegged plunges. A brown horse overtook them; a brown horse,  with Happy Jack clinging to

the saddlehorn, his body swaying far  over to one side. Even as he went hurtling past them his hold  grew

slack and he slumped, head foremost, to the ground. The  brown horse  gave a startled leap away from him and

went on with  empty stirrups  flapping. 

They sprang down and lifted him to a less awkward position, and  Big Medicine pillowed the

sweatdampened, carroty head in the  hollow  of his arm. Those who had been in the lead looked back  startled

when  the brown horse tore past them with that empty  saddle; saw what had  happened, wheeled and galloped

back. They  dismounted and stood  silently grouped about poor, ungainly Happy  Jack, lying there limp and

motionless in Big Medicine's arms. Not  one of them remembered then  that there was a man with a rifle not

more than two hundred yards  away; or, if they did, they quite  forgot that the rifle might be  dangerous to

themselves. They were  thinking of Happy Jack. 

Happy Jack, butt of all their jokes and jibes; Happy the croaker,  the lugubrious forecaster of trouble; Happy

Jack, the ugliest,  the  stupidest, the softesthearted man of them all. He had  "betched" there  would be

someone killed, over these Dot sheep; he  had predicted  trouble of every conceivable kind; and they had

laughed at him, swore  at him, lied to him, "joshed" him  unmercifully, and kept him in a  state of chronic

indignation,  never dreaming that the memory of it  would choke them and strike  them dumb with that

horrible, dull weight  in their chests with  which men suffer when a woman would find the  relief of weeping. 

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knelt beside Big  Medicine. 

"I dunnothrough the lungs, I guess; my sleeve's gitting soppy  right under his shoulder." Big Medicine did

not bellow; his voice  was  as quiet as Weary's. 

Weary looked up briefly at the circle of staring faces. "Pink,  you  pile onto Glory and go wire for a doctor. Try

Havre first;  you may get  one up on the nine o' clock train. If you can't, get  one down on the  'leventwenty,

from Great Falls. Or there's  Bentonanyway, git one.  If you could catch MacPherson, do it.  Try him first,

and never mind a  Havre doctor unless you can't get  MacPherson. I'd rather wait a couple  of hours longer, for

him.  I'll have a rigno, you better get a team  from Jim. They'll be  fresh, and you can put 'em through. If you

kill  'em," he added  grimly, "we can pay for 'em." He had his jackknife  out, and was  already slashing

carefully the shirt of Happy Jack, that  he might  inspect the wound. 

Pink gave a last, wistful look at Happy Jack's face, which seemed  unfamiliar with all the color and all the

expression wiped out of  it  like that, and turned away. "Come and help me change saddles,  Cal," he  said

shortly. "Weary's stirrups are too darned long."  Even with the  delay, he was mounted on Glory and galloping

toward  Flying U coulee  before Weary was through uncovering the wound;  and that does not mean  that Weary

was slow. 

The rifle cracked again, and a bullet plucked into the sod twenty  feet beyond the circle of men and horses.

But no one looked up or  gave any other sign of realization that they were still the  target;  they were staring,

with that frowning painfully intent  look men have  at such moments, at a purplish hole not much bigger  than if

punched by  a lead pencil, just under the point of Happy  Jack's shoulder blade;  and at the blood oozing

sluggishly from it  in a tiny stream across the  girlishly white flesh and dripping  upon Big Medicine's arm. 

"Hadn't we better get a rig to take him home with?" Irish  suggested. 

Weary, exploring farther, had just disclosed a ragged wound under  the arm where the bullet had passed out;

he made no immediate  reply. 

"Well, he ain't got it stuck inside of 'im, anyway," Big Medicine  commented relievedly. "Don't look to me

like it's so awful  badwent  through kinda anglin', and maybe missed his lungs. I've  saw men shot  up

before" 

"AwI betche you'dthink it was badif you had it" murmured  Happy Jack peevishly, lifting his

eyelids heavily for a resentful  glance when they moved him a little. But even as Big Medicine  grinned

joyfully down at him he went off again into mental  darkness, and the  grin faded into solicitude. 

"You'd kick, by golly, if you was goin' to be hung," Slim  bantered  tritely and belatedly, and gulped

remorsefully when he  saw that he was  "joshing" an unconscious man. 

"We better get him home. Irish, you" Weary looked up and  discovered that Irish and jack Bates were

already headed for home  and  a conveyance. He gave a sigh of approval and turned his  attention  toward

wiping the sweat and grime from Happy's face  with his  handkerchief. 

"Somebody else is goin' to git hit, by golly, if we stay here,"  Slim blurted suddenly, when another bullet dug

up the dirt in  that  vicinity. 

"That goldarned fool'll keep on till he kills somebody. I wisht  I  had m' thirtythirty hereI'd make him

wisht his mother was a  man, by  golly!" 


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Big Medicine looked toward the coulee rim. "I ain't got a shell  left," he growled regretfully. "I wisht we'd

thought to tell the  boys  to bring them rifles. Say, Slim, you crawl onto your hoss  and go git  'em. It won't take

more'n a minute. There'll likely be  some shells in  the magazines." 

"Go on, Slim," urged Weary grimly. "We've got to do something.  They can't do a thing like this"he

glanced down at Happy Jack  "and get away with it." 

"I got half a box uh shells for my thirtythirty, I'll bring  that." Slim turned to go, stopped short and stared at

the coulee  rim.  "By golly, they're comm' over here!" he exclaimed. 

Big Medicine glanced up, took off his hat, crumpled it for a  pillow and eased Happy Jack down upon it. He

got up stiffly,  wiped  his fingers mechanically upon his trouser legs, broke his  gun open  just to make sure that

it was indeed empty, put it back  and picked up  a handful of rocks. 

"Let 'em come," he said viciously. "I c'n kill every damn' one  with m' bare hands!" 

CHAPTER XV. Oleson

"Say, ain't that Andy and Mig following along behind?" Cal asked  after a minute of watching the approach.

"Sure, it is. Now  what" 

"They're drivin' 'em, by cripes!" Big Medicine, under the stress  of the moment, returned to his usual

bellowing tone. "Who's that  tall, lanky feller in the lead? I don't call to mind ever seem  him  before. Them

four herders I'd know a mile off." 

"That?" Weary shaded his eyes with his hatbrim, against the  slant  rays of the westering sun. "That's Oleson,

Dunk's partner." 

"His mother'd be aweepin'," Big Medicine observed bodefully, "if  she knowed what was due to happen to

her son right away quick.  Must  be him that done the shootin'." 

They came on steadily, the four herders and Oleson walking  reluctantly ahead, with Andy Green and the

Native Son riding  relentlessly in the rear, their guns held unwaveringly in a line  with  the backs of their

captives. Andy was carrying a rifle,  evidently  taken from one of the menOleson, they judged for the  guilty

one.  Half the distance was covered when Andy was seen to  turn his head and  speak briefly with the Native

Son, after which  he lunged past the  captives and galloped up to the waiting group.  His quick eye sought  first

the face of Happy Jack in anxious  questioning; then, miserably,  he searched the faces of his  friends. 

"Good Lord!" he exclaimed mechanically, dismounted and bent over  the figure on the ground. For a long

minute he knelt there; he  laid  his ear close to Happy Jack's mouth, took off his glove and  laid his  hand over

Happy's heart; reached up, twitched off his  neckerchief,  shook out the creases and spread it reverently over

Happy Jack's face.  He stood up then and spoke slowly, his eyes  fixed upon the stumbling  approach of the

captives. 

"Pink told us Happy had been shot, so we rode around and come up  behind 'em. It was a cinch. Andsay,

boys, we've got the Dots in  a  pocket. They've got to eat outa our hands, now. So don't think  aboutour own

feelings, or about" he stopped abruptly and let  a  downward glance finish the sentence. "We've got to keep

our own  hands  clean, andnow don't let your fingers get the itch, Bud!"  This,  because of certain

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"Oh, it's all right to talk, if yuh feel like talking," Big  Medicine retorted savagely. "I don't." He made a catlike

spring  at  the foremost man, who happened to be Oleson, and got a  merciless grip  with his fingers on his

throat, snarling like a  predatory animal over  its kill. From behind, Andy, with Weary to  help, pulled him off. 

"I didn't mean toto kill anybody," gasped Oleson, pasty white.  "I heard a lot of shooting, and so I ran up

the hilland the  herders  came running toward me, and I thought I was defending my  property and  men. I

had a right to defend" 

"Defend hell!" Big Medicine writhed in the restraining grasp of  those who held him. "Look at that there! As

good hearted a boy as  ever turned a cow! Never harmed a soul in 'is life. Is all your  dirty, stinkin' sheep, an'

all your lousy herders, worth that  boy's  life? Yuh shot 'im down like a doglemme go, boys." His  voice was

husky. "Lemme tromp the life outa him." 

"I thought you were killing my men, or I neverI never meant  toto kill" Oleson, shaking till he could

scarcely stand,  broke  down and wept; wept pitiably, hysterically, as men of a  certain fiber  will weep when

black tragedy confronts them all  unawares. He cowered  miserably before the Happy Family, his face  hidden

behind his two  hands. 

"Boys, I want to say a word or two. Come over here." Andy's  voice,  quiet as ever, contrasted strangely with

the man's  sobbing. He led  them back a few pacesWeary, Cal, Big Medicine  and Slim, and spoke  hurriedly.

The Native Son eyed them sidelong  from his horse, but he  was careful to keep Oleson covered with  his

gunand the herders too,  although they were unarmed. Once or  twice he glanced at that long,  ungainly

figure in the grass with  the handkerchief of Andy Green  hiding the face except where a  corner, fluttering in

the faint breeze  which came creeping out of  the west, lifted now and then and gave a  glimpse of sunbrowned

throat and a quiet chin and mouth. 

"Quit that blubbering, Oleson, and listen here." Andys voice  broke  relentlessly upon the other's woe. "All

these boys want to  hang yuh  without any red tape; far as I'm concerned, I'm dead  willing. But  we're going to

give yuh a chance. Your partner, as  we told yuh coming  over, we've got the dead immortal cinch on,  right

now. Andwell you  can see what you're up against. But  we'll give yuh a chance. Have you  got any family?" 

Oleson, trying to pull himself together, shook his head. 

"Well, then, you can get rid of them sheep, can't yuh? Sell 'em,  ship 'em outa herewe don't give a darn

what yuh do, only so yuh  get  'em off the range." 

"Yyes, I'll do that." Oleson's consent was reluctant, but it was  fairly prompt. "I'll get rid of the sheep," he

said, as if he was  minded to clinch the promise. "I'll do it at once." 

"That's nice." Andy spoke with grim irony. "And you'll get rid of  the ranch, too. You'll sell it to the Flying

Ucheap." 

"But my partnerWhittaker might object" 

"Look here, oldtimer. You'll fix that part up; you'll find a way  of fixing it. Look hereat what you're up

against." He waited,  with  pointing finger, for one terrible minute. "Will you sell to  the Flying  U?" 

"Yyes!" The word was really a gulp. He tried to avoid looking  where Andy pointed; failed, and shuddered at

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"I thought you would. We'll get that in writing. And we're going  to wait just exactly twentyfour hours before

we make a move.  It'll  take some fine work, but we'll do it. Our boss, here, will  fix up the  business end with

you. He'll go with yuh right now,  and stay with yuh  till you make good. And the first crooked move  you

make" Andy, in  unconscious imitation of the Native Son,  shrugged a shoulder  expressively and urged

Weary by a glance to  take the leadership. 

"Irish, you come with me. The rest of you fellows know about what  to do. Andy, I guess you'll have to ride

point till I get back."  Weary hesitated, looked from Happy Jack to Oleson and the  herders,  and back to the

sober faces of his fellows. "Do what you  can for him,  boysand I wish one of you would ride over, after

Pink gets back,  andlet me know how things stack up, will you?" 

Incredible as was the situation on the face of it, nevertheless  it  was extremely matteroffact in the handling;

which is the way  sometimes with incredible situations; as if, since we know  instinctively that we cannot rise

unprepared to the bigness of  its  possibilities, we keep our feet planted steadfastly on the  ground and  refuse to

rise at all. And afterward, perhaps, we look  back and wonder  how it all came about. 

At the last moment Weary turned back and exchanged guns with Andy  Green, because his own was empty

and he realized the possible  need of  oneor at least the need of having the sheepmen  perfectly aware that

he had one ready for use. The Native Son,  without a word of comment,  handed his own silvertrimmed

weapon  over to Irish, and rolled a  cigarette deftly with one hand while  he watched them ride away. 

"Does this strike anybody else as being pretty raw?" he inquired  calmly, dismounting among them. "I'd do a

good deal for the  outfit,  myself; but letting that man get offSay, you fellows up  this way  don't think killing

a man amounts to much, do you?" He  looked from one  to the other with a queer, contemptuous hostility  in his

eyes. 

Andy Green took a forward step and laid a hand familiarly on his  rigid shoulder. "Quit it, Mig. We would do

a lot for the outfit;  that's the God's truth. And I played the game right up to the  hilt, I  admit. But nobody's

killed. I told Happy to play dead. By  gracious, I  caught him just in the nick uh time; he'd been  setting up, in

another  minute." To prove it, he bent and twitched  the handkerchief from the  face of Happy Jack, and Happy

opened  his eyes and made shift to growl. 

"Yuh purty nearsmothered me t'death, darn yuh." 

"Dios!" breathed the Native Son, for once since they knew him  jolted out of his eternal calm. "God, but I'm

glad!" 

"I guess the rest of us ain't," insinuated Andy softly, and  lifted  his hat to wipe the sweat off his forehead. "I

will say  that" After  all, he did not. Instead, he knelt beside Happy  Jack and painstakingly  adjusted the

crumpled hat a hair's breadth  differently. 

"How do yuh feel, oldtimer?" be asked with a very thin disguise  of cheerfulness upon the anxiety of his

tone. 

"Well, I could feel a lotbetter, without hurtin' nothin," Happy  Jack responded somberly. "I hope you

fellersfeel better, now.  Yuh  got 'emtryin' to murderthe hull outfit; jes' like Itold  yuh they

would" Gunshot wounds, contrary to the tales of  certain  sentimentalists, do not appreciably sweeten, or

even  change, a man's  disposition. Happy Jack with a bullet hole  through one side of him was  still Happy

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"Aw, quit your beefin'," Big Medicine advised gruffly. "A feller  with a hole in his lung yuh could throw a

calf through sideways  ain't  got no business statin' his views on nothin', by cripes!" 

"Aw gwan. I thought you saidit didn't amount t' nothin'," Happy  reminded him, anxiety stealing into his

face. 

"Well, it don't. May lay yuh up a day or two; wouldn't be  su'prised if yuh had to stay on the bedground two

or three  meals.  But look at Slim, here. Shot through the legshattered a  bone, by  cripes!las' night, only;

and here he's makin' a hand  and ridin' and  cussin' same as any of us t'day. We ain't goin' to  let yuh grouch

around, that's all. We claim we got a vacation  comm' to us; you're  shot up, now, and that's fun enough for one

man, without throwin' it  into the whole bunch. Why, a little nick  like that ain't nothin';  nothin' atall. Why,

I've been shot  right through here, by  cripes"Big Medicine laid an impressive  fingertip on the top button

of his trousers"and it come out  back here"he whirled and showed  his thumb against the small of  his

back"and I never laid off but  that day and part uh the  next. I was sore," he admitted, goggling  Happy Jack

earnestly,  "but I kep' agoin'. I was right in fall  roundup, an' I had to. A  man can't lay down an' cry, by cripes,

jes'  because he gets  pinked a little" 

"Aw, that's jest becauseit ain't you. I betche you'd lay 'em  downjest like other folks, if yuh got

shotthrough the lungs.  That  ain't nojoke, lemme tell yuh!" Happy Jack was beginning to  show

considerable spirit for a wounded man. So much spirit that  Andy Green,  who had seen men stricken down

with various ills,  read fever signs in  the countenance and in the voice of Happy,  and led Big Medicine

somewhat peremptorily out of earshot. 

"Ain't you got any sense?" he inquired with fine candor. "What do  you want to throw it into him like that,

for? You may not think  so,  but he's pretty bad offif you ask me." 

Big Medicine's pale eyes turned commiseratingly toward Happy  Jack.  "I know he is; I ain't no fool. I was jest

tryin' to cheer  'im up a  little. He was beginnin' to look like he was gittin'  scared about it;  I reckon maybe I

made a break, sayin' what I did  about it, so I jest  wanted to take the cuss off. Honest to  gran'ma" 

"If you know anything at all about such things, you must know  what  fever means in such a case. And,

recollect, it's going to be  quite a  while before a doctor can get here." 

"Oh, I'll be careful. Maybe I did throw it purty strong; I won't,  no more." Big Medicine s meekness was not

the least amazing  incident  of the day. He was a bighearted soul under his bellow  and bluff, and  his

sympathy for Happy Jack struck deep. He went  back walking on his  toes, and he stood so that his sturdy body

shaded Happy Jack's face  from the sun, and he did not open his  mouth for another word until  Irish and Jack

Bates came rattling  up with the spring wagon hurriedly  transformed with mattress,  pillows and blankets into

an ambulance. 

They had been thoughtful to a degree. They brought with them a  jug  of water and a tin cup, and they gave

Happy Jack a long,  cooling drink  of it and bathed his face before they lifted him  into the wagon. And  of all

the hands that ministered to his  needs, the hands of Big  Medicine were the eagerest and gentlest,  and his

voice was the most  vibrant with sympathy; which was  saying a good deal. 

CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots

Slim may not have been more curious than his fellows, but he was  perhaps more singlehearted in his loyalty

to the outfit. To him  the  shooting of Happy Jack, once he felt assured that the wound  was not  necessarily

fatal, became of secondary importance. It was  all in  behalf of the Flying U; and if the bullet which laid Happy


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Jack upon  the ground was also the means of driving the hated Dots  from that  neighborhood, he felt, in his

slow, phlegmatic way,  that it wasn't  such a catastrophe as some of the others seemed to  think. Of course,  he

wouldn't want Happy to die; but he didn't  believe, after all, that  Happy was going to do anything like  that.

Old Patsy knew a lot about  sickness and wounds. (Who can  cook for a cattle outfit, for twenty  years and

more, and not know  a good deal of hurts?) Old Patsy had  looked Happy over carefully,  and had given a grin

and a snort. 

"Py cosh, dot vos lucky for you, alreatty," he had pronounced.  "So  you don't git ploodpoisonings, mit fever,

you be all right  pretty  soon. You go to shleep, yet. If fix you oop till der  dochtor he cooms.  I seen fellers shot

plumb through der middle  off dem, und git yell.  You ain't shot so bad. You go to shleep." 

So, his immediate fears relieved, Slim's slow mind had swung back  to the Dots, and to Oleson, whom Weary

was even now assisting to  keep  his promise (Slim grinned widely to himself when he thought  of the  abject

fear which Oleson had displayed because of the  murder he  thought he had done, while Happy Jack obediently

"played dead"). And  of Dunk, whom Slim had hated most abominably  of old; Dunk, a criminal  found out;

Dunk, a prisoner right there  on the very ranch he had  thought to despoil; Dunk, at that very  moment locked in

the blacksmith  shop. Perhape it was not  curiosity alone which sent him down there;  perhaps it was partly  a

desire to look upon Dunk humbledhe who had  trodden so  arrogantly upon the necks of those below him;

so arrogantly  that  even Slim, the slowwitted one, had many a time trembled with  anger at his tone. 

Slim walked slowly, as was his wont; with deadly directness, as  was his nature. The blacksmith shop was

silent, closedas grimly  noncommittal as a vault. You might guess whatever you pleased  about  its inmate; it

was like trying to imagine the emotions  pictured upon  the face behind a smooth, black mask. Slim stopped

before the closed  door and listened. The rusty, iron hasp  attracted his slow gaze, at  first puzzling him a little,

making  him vaguely aware that something  about it did not quite harmonize  with his mental attitude toward it.

It took him a full minute to  realize that he had expected to find the  door locked, and that  the hasp hung

downward uselessly, just as it  hung every day in  the year. 

He remembered then that Andy had spoken of chaining Dunk to the  anvil. That would make it unnecessary to

lock the door, of  course.  Slim seized the hanging strip of iron, gave it a jerk and  bathed all  the dingy interior

with a soft, sunset glow. Cobwebs  quivered at the  inrush of the breeze, and glistened like threads  of fine gold.

The  forge remained a dark blot in the corner. A new  chisel, lying upon the  earthen floor, became a bar of

yellow  light. 

Slim's eyes went to the anvil and clung there in a widening  stare.  His hands, white and soft when his gloves

were off, drew  up  convulsively into fighting fists, and as he stood looking, the  cords  swelled and stood out

upon his thick neck. For years he had  hated Dunk  Whittaker 

The Happy Family, with rare good sense, had not hesitated to turn  the white house into an impromptu

hospital. They knew that if the  Little Doctor and Chip and the Old Man had been at home Happy  Jack  would

have been taken unquestioningly into the guest  chamberwhich  was a square, threewindowed room off the

big  livingroom. More than  one of them had occupied it upon occasion.  They took Happy Jack up  there and

put him to bed quite as a  matterofcourse, and when he was  asleep they lingered upon the  wide, front porch;

the hammock of the  Little Doctor squeaked  under the weight of Andy Green, and the  widearmed chairs

received the weary forms of divers young cowpunchers  who did not  give a thought to the intrusion, but were

thankful for the  comfort. Andy was swinging luxuriously and drawing the last few  puffs  from a cigarette

when Slim, purple and puffing audibly,  appeared  portentously before him. 

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"We did," averred that young man, pushing his toe against the  railing to accelerate the voluptuous motion of

the hammock. 

"He ain't there. He's broke loose. The chainby golly, yuh went  an' used that chain that was broke an' jest

barely hangin'  together!  His horse ain't anywheres around, either. You fellers  make me sick.  Lollin' around

here an' not paying no attention, by  gollyhe's liable  to be ten mile from here by this time!" When  Slim

stopped, his jaw  quivered like a dish of disturbed jelly,  and I wish I could give you  his tone; choppy, every

sentence an  accusation that should have made  those fellows wince. 

Irish, Big Medicine and Jack Bates had sprung guiltily to their  feet and started down the steps. The drawling

voice of the Native  Son  stopped them, ten feet from the porch. 

"Twelve, or fifteen, I should make it. That horse of his looked  to  me like a drifter." 

"Wellare yuh goin' t' set there on your haunches an' let him  GO?" Slim, by the look of him, was ripe for

murder. 

"You want to look out, or you'll get apoplexy sure," Andy  soothed,  giving himself another luxurious push and

pulling the  last, little  whiff from his cigarette before he threw away the  stub. "Fat men can't  afford to get as

excited as skinny ones  can." 

"Aw, say! Where did you put him, Andy?" asked Big Medicine, his  first flurry subsiding before the absolute

calm of those two on  the  porch. 

"In the blacksmith shop," said Andy, with a slurring accent on  the  first word that made the whole sentence

perfectly maddening.  "Ah, come  on back here and sit down. I guess we better tell 'em  the how of it.  Huh,

Mig?" 

Miguel cast a slow, humorous glance over the four. "Yees  they'll have us treed in about two minutes if

we don't," he  assented.  "Go ahead." 

"Well," Andy lifted his head and shoulders that he might readjust  a pillow to his liking, "we wanted him to

make a getaway. Fact  is, if  he hadn't, we'd have beenstrictly up against it. Right!  If he  hadn'thow about

it, Mig? I guess we'd have been to the  Little  Rockies ourselves." 

"You've got a sweet little voice," Irish cut in savagely, "but  we're tired. We'd rather hear yuh say something!" 

"Ohall right. Well, Mig and I just ribbed up a josh on Dunk.  I'd  read somewhere about the same kinda

deal, so it ain't  original; I  don't lay any claim to the idea at all; we just  borrowed it. You see,  it's like this: We

figured that a man as  mean as this Dunk person most  likely had stepped over the line,  somewhere. So we just

took a  gambling chance, and let him do the  rest. You see, we never saw him  before in our lives. All that

identification stunt of ours was just a  bluff. But the minute I  shoved my chips to the center, I knew we had

him dead to rights.  You were there. You saw him wilt. By gracious" 

"Yuh don't know anything against him?" gasped Irish. 

"Not a darned thingany more than what you all know," testified  Andy complacently. 

It took a minute or two for that to sink in. 

"Well, I'll be damned!" breathed Irish. 


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"We did chain him to the anvil," Andy went on. "On the way down,  we talked about being in a hurry to get

back to you fellows, and  I  told Migso Dunk could hearthat we wouldn't bother with the  horse.  We tied

him to the corral. And I hunted around for that  bum chain, and  then we made out we couldn't find the padlock

for  the door; so we  decided, right out loud, that he'd be dead safe  for an hour or two,  till the bunch of us got

back. Not knowing a  darn thing about him,  except what you boys have told us, we sure  would have been in

bad if  he hadn't taken a sneak. Fact is, we  were kinda worried for fear he  wouldn't have nerve enough to try  it.

We waited, up on the hill, till  we saw him sneak down to the  corral and jump on his horse and take off  down

the coulee like a  scared coyote. It was," quoth the young man,  unmistakably pleased  with himself, "pretty

smooth work, if you ask  me." 

"I'd hate to ride as fast and far tonight as that hombre will,"  supplemented Miguel with his brief smile, that

was just a flash  of  white, even teeth and a momentary lightening of his languorous  eyes. 

Slim stood for five minutes, a stolid, stocky figure in the midst  of a storm of congratulatory comment. They

forgot all about Happy  Jack, asleep inside the house, and so their voices were not  hushed.  Indeed, Big

Medicine's bulllike remarks boomed full  throated across  the coulee and were flung back mockingly by the

barren hills. Slim did  not hear a word they were saying; he was  thinking it over, with that  complete mental

concentration which  is the chief recompense of a  slowworking mind. He was  methodically thinking it all

outand,  eventually, he saw the  joke. 

"Well, by golly!" he bawled suddenly, and brought his palm down  with a terrific smack upon his sore

legwhereat his fellows  laughed  uproariously. 

"We told you not to try to see through any more jokes till your  leg gets well, Slim," Andy reminded

condescendingly. 

"Say, by golly, that's a good one on Dunk, ain't it? Chasin'  himself clean outa the country, by gollyscared

plumb to  deathand  you fellers was only jest makin' b'lieve yuh knowed  him! By golly,  that sure is a good

one, all right!" 

"You've got it; give you time enough and you could see through a  barbedwire fence," patronized Andy,

from the hammock. "Yes,  since  you mention it, I think myself it ain't so bad." 

"Aww shut up, out there, an' let a feller sleep!" came a  querulous voice from within. "I'd ruther bed down

with a corral  full  uh calves at weanin' time, than be anywheres within ten mile  uh you  darned, mouthy"

The rest was indistinguishable, but it  did not  matter. The Happy Family, save Slim, who stayed to look  after

the  patient, tiptoed penitently off the porch and took  themselves and  their enthusiasm down to the

bunkhouse. 

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Pink rolled over in his bed so that he might lookhowever  sleepilyupon his fellows, dressing more or less

quietly in the  cool  dawnhour. 

"Say, I got a letter for you, Weary," he yawned, stretching both  arms above his head. "I opened it and read it;

it was from Chip,  so" 

"What did he have to say?" 

"Old Man any better?" 


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"How they comm', back here?" 

Several voices, speaking at once, necessitated a delayed reply. 

"They'll be here, today or tomorrow," Pink replied without any  circumlocution whatever, while he fumbled

in his coat pocket for  the  letter. "He says the Old Man wants to come, and the doctors  think he  might as well

tackle it as stay there fussing over it.  They're coming  in a special car, and we've got to rig up an  outfit to meet

him. The  Little Doctor tells just how she wants  things fixed. I thought maybe  it was importantit come

special  delivery," Pink added naively, "so I  just played it was mine and  read it." 

"That's all right, Cadwalloper," Weary assured him while he read  hastily the letter. "Well, we'll fix up the

spring wagon and take  it  in right away; somebody's got to go back anyway, with  MacPherson.  Hello, Cal;

how's Happy?" 

"All right," answered Cal, who had watched over him during the  night and came in at that moment after

someone to take his place  in  the sickroom. "Waked up on the fight because I just happened  to be  setting with

my eyes shut. I wasn't asleep, but he said I  was; claimed  I snored so loud I kept him awake all night. Gee

whiz! I'd ruther  nurse a she bear with the mumps!" 

"Old Man's coming home, Cal." Pink announced with more joy in his  tone and in his face than had appeared

in either for many a weary  day. Whereupon Cal gave an exultant whoop. "Go tell that to  Happy,"  he shouted.

"Maybe he'll forget a grouch or two. Say,  luck seems to be  kinda casting loving glances our way again

what?" 

"By golly, seems to me Pink oughta told us when he come in, las'  night," grumbled Slim, when he could

make himself heard. 

"You were all dead to the world," Pink defended, "and I wanted to  be. Two o'clock in the morning is a mighty

poor time for elegant  conversation, if you want my opinion." 

"And the main point is, you knew all about it, and you didn't  give  a darn whether we did or not," Irish said

bluntly. "And  Weary sneaked  in, too, and never let a yip outa him about things  over in Denson  coulee." 

"Oh, what was the use?" asked Weary blandly. "I got an option out  of Oleson for the ranch and outfit, and all

his sheep, at a  mighty  good figurefor the Flying U. The Old Man can do what he  likes about  it; but ten to

one he'll buy him out. That is,  Oleson's share, which  was twothirds. I kinda counted on Dunk  letting go

easy. And," he  added, reaching for his hat, "once I  got the papers for it, there  wasn't anything to hang around

for,  was there? Especially," he said  with his old, sunny smile, "when  we weren't urged a whole lot to  stay." 

Remained therefore little, save the actual arrival of the Old  Mana pitifully weak Old Man, bandaged and

odorous with  antiseptics,  and quite pathetically glad to be back homeand his  recovery, which  was rather

slow, and the recovery of Happy Jack,  which was rapid. 

For a brief space the Flying U outfit owned the Dots; very brief  it was; not a day longer than it took Chip to

find a buyerat a  figure considerably above that named in the option, by the way. 

So, after a season of worry and trouble and impending tragedy  such  as no man may face unflinchingly, life

dropped back to its  usual  level, and the trail of the Flying U outfit once more led  through  pleasant places. 


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1. Table of Contents, page = 3

2. Flying U Ranch, page = 4

   3. B. M. Bower, page = 4

   4. CHAPTER I. The Coming of a Native Son, page = 4

   5. CHAPTER II. "When Greek Meets Greek", page = 9

   6. CHAPTER III. Bad News, page = 15

   7. CHAPTER IV. Some Hopes, page = 19

   8. CHAPTER V. Sheep, page = 22

   9. CHAPTER VI. What Happened to Andy, page = 27

   10. CHAPTER VII. Truth Crushed to Earth, etc., page = 31

   11. CHAPTER VIII. The Dot Outfit, page = 35

   12. CHAPTER IX. More Sheep, page = 39

   13. CHAPTER X. The Happy Family Herd Sheep, page = 44

   14. CHAPTER XI. Weary Unburdens, page = 49

   15. CHAPTER XII. Two of a Kind, page = 53

   16. CHAPTER XIII. The Happy Family Learn Something, page = 57

   17. CHAPTER XIV. Happy Jack, page = 59

   18. CHAPTER XV. Oleson, page = 61

   19. CHAPTER XVI. The End of the Dots, page = 64

   20. CHAPTER XVII. Good News, page = 67